The Bo and Them Full Show - January 3, 2024 (Ep 1066)

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Episode Transcript

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Okay, now the community of benchcalendar here with Ben and let's see here.
Attention aliens marrying an animal community citizenshipfor you, listen to these success
stories from your US Animal Husbandry Service. Filipino housemaid Janet bang Along left Manila
to marry a prize winning boar andnow he's dead and she's an American citizen

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living off the fat of the land. So if you're a foreign people who'd
like to put on the dog,this could be the biggest day of your
life. Just send a picture ofyourself or someone who looks just like you
to Department A. H. Barnesc. Crab Apple, Maryland. And
now from the far horizons of theunknown come the Doe and them show com

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dom for blast off x minus fivefour three two x minus one fire,
make no friends in the pits,and you take no Christmas. One minute
you're up top a minion in soybe'sthe next bomb you kicks ont go to
college and they bridges as your friendshold the grapes. The name Goofy Grape.

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But why they call me Goofy Idon't know, Yes, sir,
I'm one of the new funny facedrinks from Pillsberry Tiny Day today one of
the new Funny Face drinks. Here'swhat you do. You pour me into
a pitcher, add water, don'teat sugar. I'm already sweet. When
you buy me, you can drinkall your what Mam won't mind, cause

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look mom, I'm pretty sweetened withoutsugar with the key, and so are
my friends. Into an oram hallrutent turtan, raspberry, fracks of face,
strawberry, Hi Chinese cherry and loudmouthlive, Hello, Hello, Hello,
look for at your store. FunnyFace drinks from Pillsbury Fanny cases.

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Secure. We're sweet without sugar,so no sugar mess. This is the
story of the little bull who wantedto sing, but sing in a special
way. His ambition was to singin the Bull of the Woods quartet Racon
mile, No, No, youmust sing deeper, rich and mild.

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You see bull of the woods chewingtobacco. Rich it's mild too, and
your voice must express it mildess richanmile deeper, racon mile fuller and saw.
The little bull worked and sang andkept singing. His voice got richer
and fuller and sweet as Bull ofthe woods chewing tobacco, until that great

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day when he got his witch,Bull of the woods chewing tobacco. Bull
of the woods chewing tobacco full ofthe woods. It's the factor, lolling
Fiddler, can't be richen Miles.You in tobacco man, it's wood chewing
tobacco full of the woods in tobaccofood, and they teach you in greet
Wow, well there you are.I haven't made one of those in a

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while because we've been gone for awhile. Yes we have some of you
know ovin. I don't know aboutyou guys, but I just totally shut
down. Yep, totally shut downfor three weeks. You deserved that.
I think we all deserved it.Unplug. That's right, it worked.

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Unplug and don't worry about anything outsideyour door. Yeah, that must be
nice. It was. It wasreal nice. Yes, it was real
nice. And according to that,you can have one of those funny face
drinks which was a knockoff of koolAid. Yeah, and no sugar added,
no sugar added. Then have youa big old chop of Bull of

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the Woods chewing the back and usedto hear those on TV. Yes,
that was a little cartoon. Itwas crete ads. Yes, you tell
kids that today and they're like,excuse me my hair. Well. I
used to chew a back with mydad when I was a teenage and we'd
go fishing. You know, Iain't proud of it, but I did
learn to spit without getting it onmy chin. Oh that's good. I

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did it in marching band in highschool. Did around like a little solo
cup to spit into her. Yeah. Sometimes out in Arizona to spit on
the ground. And it's no bigdeal. But what did you play drums?
Good drum section, because if youare blowing on a tuba, you
got a jolt. That could bea disaster. Nasty. I swallowed some

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boat before my dad picked me up. I swallowed some silver creek one day.
God, I was not well.All right. Today is our first
show of the new year, andit is also New Year's Day substitute,
which falls during the week. Thefollowing Monday of New Year's Day falls on
a weekend, so you're just postedto chill, which is what we've been
doing. So we're trying to getback to Earth. Yes, we are
run up the flag pole and seeif anybody salutes day. It was an

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expression that became popular in the fiftiesand sixties. It means to float an
idea, to see what people thinkor if they know. I remember bosses
used to say that, let's runthat up the flag pole. Yes,
say what happens. See. It'salso National Science Fiction Day. Nice,
you love me some science fiction movie? Yes? And sometimes late at night

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I'll sit, you know, onYouTube and you can watch a whole movie.
Yes you can. Yeah, I'llwatched a real schlocking one the other
night called the Atomic Submarine. Ohno, with one of the goofiest looking
monsters. But I remembered it whenI was a kid, and it scared
me. Black and white, Yes, yes, it was black and white.
It is fifty five mile per hourSpeed Limit Day because Richard Nixon's all

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right, we're gonna do fifty fivemiles an hour from now on to save
money and you won't have to dependon all this cord oil that was fifty
years ago. I was so happywhen they raised it to sixty five,
and now it's seventy five. Yeah, so I can get to Austin in
three hours. You go. It'sNational buffet Day. I was like,
yeah, we all like going backfor seconds and even thirds. It's National

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Cream puff Day. Maybe a gooddessert after scarping down all that food at
the all you can eat buffet,sure light airy and it's Swiss Cheese Day.
That doesn't go well with a creambuffo. National Motivation and Inspiration Day,
Got out of jam and keep yourNew Year's resolution at least for the
rest of the week. It's alsoNational Personal Trainer Awareness Day. That's what

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you need, a personal trainer togive you motivation and inspiration. They I
have been hired by so many peoplethat I know. I don't know if
they kick off the new year.I know you know I'm gonna do it
now. New Year, New you, and a new month as we celebrate
Get Organized month. Yeah right,I'm trying. You've seen my office in
there. National bath Safety Month,because I mean, you don't want to

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stand up in the bathtub and slipon a bar a Steven Tyler, you
know a couple of years ago,National Blood Donor Month, National Braille Literacy
Month, National Hobby Month, HotTeam Month, National Oatmeal Month, National
Soup Month, and National Human TrafficAwareness is okay, man, that's a
lot to be dealing with, right, That's right? Yeah, so much

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information? I know, Well,here we are speaking of so much information.
We got to try and get asmuch of it out to you as
we can. We got sports ofall sorts coming up. Controversy at the
Cowboys game, yes, and asad day for Longhorn fans. Oh,
Harry, I did not stay upto watch the game because it didn't start

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until eighth. Yeah, I know, and I had to go to sleep.
But yeah, sad day for Longhornfans, but a happy day for
LSU tig Tigers won. Yeah,all right, so we'll talk about all
that. Then, of course there'sthe freaking Fool File, which is the
bizarre to the extreme. Okay,all right, wow, look at this
our first morning stretch of the newyear. Here we go. It feels

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so good. Boat crackle pop.Well, we got a whole year,
so let's start by waking up Dallasfors Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two.
Sammy Hagar is coming to town withlover Boy August twenty second at Doseki's Pavilion.

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And we also have tickets to theBow and Them Bash at seven fifty.
So we're gonna let you pick yourticket today. That's awesome. Choose
between Sammy Hagar tickets to the bowand them bash. Whichever one you don't
pick, we'll go into the ticketwindow. Fair enough, good looking shows,
ma'am. Hey, it's six Saturday, sports fans, it's time for
sports of all sorts. Well,at least it's not going to be Texas

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against Alabama in the college football NationalTeam I know you're happy about. Oh
yes, ma'am. Yesterday in theRose Bowl, Michigan eventually took down Nick
Saban's Obama Boys in overtime twenty sevento twenty. The game was pretty evenly
matched up, but the Wolverines eventuallycame home with a win. Then it
was University of Texas against Washington andthe Sugar Bowl down in New Orleans.

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Longhorne quarterback quent Yours threw for threehundred and eighteen yards in a touchdown,
but the Huskies man under center MichaelPennix, who I'm sure as teammates calling
penis never once in a while,there's only one letter different. I mean
you gotta yeah, yeah. Hethrew for four hundred and thirty yards and
two touchdowns on the way to athirty one thirty seven to thirty one nail
bisers. Sounds like what it wasa nail bider, but I just could

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not stay unrest late start. Sonow it's Michigan against Washington in the College
Football National Championship next Monday night atEnergy Stadium in Houston. Both teams are
looking for its first national championship sincethe nineteen nineties, with Michigan last winning
a championship in ninety seven and Washingtonlast in ninety one. And just for
the records, it'll be the firsttime since twenty fifteen that the SEC will

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not be represented in the College FootballNational Championship game. That's how good that
division is. Well, don't tellthe fans of Texas State, go Bobcats
and Rutgers that bowl season doesn't meananything. It means beer time. Texas
State made their first ever Bowl appearanceat the First Responderble at Gerald Ford Stadium
in Dallas, playing against Rice.During the first half, Texas State managed

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to drink all of the beer thatwas for sale on the side of the
stadium where most of their supporters weresitting. In the second half, their
fans went to the other side ofthe stadium looking for more cold beer.
Rated by the time five minutes hadelapsed in the third quarter of the stadium
was officially out of beer. Youknow, when I went to Southwest Texas

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State which is now Texas State,it was called the party School for a
reason. During the Pinstripe Bawl atYankee Stadium in New York City, fans
from nearby Rutgers had so much funas they beat Miami that the stadium ran
out of beer before the game endedas well. So, yeah, brink
up, either drowning your troubles orenjoying yourself. You know what they've been

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doing at music festivals overseas now,there's so many rock fans that go to
those big Redding festivals and stuff likethat. Over there, they have the
beer piped into the shows in justone big pipe. Y'all. Just put
your mouth under the turn the water. It's like beer Spiggott literally cool.
I think we're headed that way.Jimmy Johnson and Jerry Jones tiptoed around talk

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of their split almost thirty years ago, when they had just teamed as coach
and owner to win two consecutive SuperBowls with the Dallas Cowboys. Now,
one of that breakup was the reasonit took Terry so long to put Jimmy
in the team's Ring of Honor.Doesn't matter much at this point to both
Pro Football Hall of Famers. Thebottom line is Johnson is joining Tom Landry
as the only coaches alongside the nineteenplayers and two executives in the exclusive group

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of one of the NFL's storied franchises. And the ceremony happened at halftime in
Dallas's game against Detroit on Saturday night. The Triplets, quarterback Troy Aikman,
running back EMMITTT Smith, and receiverMichael Trouble Irvin, all three Hall of
famers themselves were on the field forthe ceremony, including several other former Cowboy
players, And the next morning onFox NFL Sunday, Jimmy got really choked

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up when he was talking about yeah, yeah, Just then Dwayne the Rock
Johnson came out showed Jimmy his letterof intent for the Miami Hurricanes. Jimmy
had already left Miami to coach theCowboys, but it was a very funny,
sweet emotional moment. How cool wasit to hear jeffk do the announcement
Yes for the Ring of Honor?Oh my god, he's so emotional.

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Yeah. But speaking of Dwayne theRock Johnson, he and his new business
partner Danny Garcia, who's a woman, and also on the same Fox NFL
Sunday morning show that the XFL andthe USFL are merging to form the United
Football League, which will be calledthe UFL. Season kicks off on March
thirtieth, right around the same timeRangers Baseball will be getting gone with their

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first game, pitting the USFL championBirmingham Stallions against the XFL champion Arlington Rennickez
Arlington Rennegades. Yes, and youknow they're all bitching in Detroit. By
all accounts, the Lions were onthe wrong end of a referee in competence
on Saturday night, and reports arethat the same coup will be paying a

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price. With less than a minuteleft to play, the Lions were trailing
the Cowboys twenty to nineteen, decidedto go for two after a touchdown.
Now, the game winning pass wentto an offensive lineman number sixty eight,
Taylor Decker, but Brad Allen's officiatingcrew nullified the score, claiming it was
number seventy Dan Skipper, who saidhe was to be made eible eligible.

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Now the rule is alignment can bea receiver, but he has to report
as an eligible receiver before the playstarts to inform the other team. Okay,
you can't just do it, youhave to inform the other team.
The Lions lost the game and thenumber two seed at worst, which went
to Dallas. On the ESPN Spanishfeed, the ref can be heard announcing
number seventy is eligible, but withno timeouts left after the game was on

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the line, there was no timefor the Lions to correct what the team
is adamant about being a massive mistakeby those Zebras. As a result,
insider Adam Scheffer says Allen's crew willbe downgraded and says it would be a
surprise to see anyone from that crewin the postseason. They're just following the
rules. Alignment can be a receiver, but you got a report to the

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official, and the official had totell the other team, Okay, this
guy is a possible receiver. I'mnot saying he's you gotta cover him,
Yeah yeah, give him. Headsup. Cowboy fans, you owe the
Arizona Cardinals and North Texas native KylerMurray a very hearty thank you. Oh
that's right, Arizona beating the PhiladelphiaEagles on Sunday, which made me so

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happy. Just put Dallas in thedriver's seat to win the NFC East.
Dallas's narrow Week seventeen win over Detroit, coupled with the Eagles loss, now
has a Cowboys slated as the NFC'snumber two seed and the current leader in
the race for the NFC East title. Had the Eagles beat Arizona, Philadelphia
would still hold a lead over theCowboys in the division with a twelve to

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four record, but now both teamssit at eleven and five. As such,
Dallas owns the division lead because oftie breakers. So now Dallas's division
title road has become very simple.Beat the Commanders in Week eighteen and they'll
host a home game in the openinground of this year's playoffs. Get your
fingers cross them right now, becausewe do well at home. It's on

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the road when we have trouble.Cowboys would still clinch the NFC East even
if we have a loss to Washington, presuming the Eagles also lose to the
Giants. But let's not let itcome to that, Okay, Cowboys,
let's not there. Well, forall of you that went to the Dallas
Stars game for New Year's Eve celebrations. I am jealous. I saw tons
of my friends on social checking infrom the stands there. What a party

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it looked like. And our DallasStars sai goodbye to twenty twenty three with
a huge, huge win eight toone on New Year's Eve over the Chicago
Blackhawks, no small time contender,and this all rocked double ac for New
Year's Eve. And that was thereason there was no big New Year's party
in Victory Plaza that time. Theyusually have one, Yeah, something else
going on, and we're gonna focuson that mation mush Marchment, that's what

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they call him, mush Mush onSunday tally to trick in. That win
over Chicago that night was big forthe twenty eight year old Marchman. He
lost his father last year and he'sbeen battling to become a big part of
the Stars. The Stars are goingto go on their home ice again tonight
up against Montreal. This would bethe first to two meetings between the two
clubs this season. Entering tonight's match, the Stars have earned a three to

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record in their last three games,a six to one to one record in
their last eight against Montreal Are togo seven o'clock to seven o'clock and Luca
Luka Donjik has just completed. Statisticallyspeaking, Toybote toybot one of the most
individually dominant months in NBA history.Reporters naturally waited to get his thoughts.

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They waited and waited and waited foran hour. But he wasn't building suspense
following his thirty nine point ten assistperformance on Saturday's victory at Golden State.
He wasn't being impolite. He wasgetting treatment for his sore left quadriceps,
which at this point can be classifiedas a chronic injury since he's dealt with
it for months. It's impressive enoughthat he averaged thirty seven and a half
points, eleven point one assists ineight point nine rebounds in the NBA's seventy

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seven year history. The only otherplayer to average at least thirty five points,
ten assists and eight rebounds in amonth was Oscar Robertson back in December
of nineteen sixty. Wow. JesusLuca also scored his ten thousandth career points
against the Phoenix Suns the Monday beforeNew Year's Day. The MAVs had an
average December, with nine wins andnine losses during the month. They opened

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the new year by losing to Utahlast night. But there's a lot of
basketball to be played, and Dallasis on their home court tonight as the
Portland trail Blazers come here for twogames at the American Airlines said come no
man, come on all right,the freaking full files coming on. Well,

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Harrow Smith's peace Out Farewell Tour hasbecome the Petering Out Tour. There's
still no date for them to returnto the road since Steven Tyler blew out
his larynix after three shows in September. Joe Perry tells the Boston Globe,
with any luck, we'll be backout late summer and fall of twenty four.
Okay, see gotta let the boyheel. Anyway, coming up,

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we're gonna play a couple of clipsfrom one of the weirdest guests we had
last year, the mentalist named DwayneHoffman or Wayne Hoffman, Wayne Hawk.
He did, he did, sowe'll have that for you. But now
it's dying for the Breaking Wool file. While most of us we were arranging
President's president's presidents around the tree onChristmas Eve, but one Florida woman was

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rearranging her boyfriend's face with her Christmastree. Police in Saint Petersburg responded to
the home of twenty year old MiracleRivera. That's right, her parents named
her Miracle. She is accused ofusing bowels of holly to deck her boyfriend.
See the reference there. Yeah,Miracle got into a verbal argument with
her twenty four year old boyfriend.Then situation got heated. Miracle grabbed the

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Christmas tree and beat him over thehead with it. The man suffered scratch
on his arms and upper body,including some knots on his head. Miracle
was arrested in charged with domestic battery. She was released from jail on Christmas
Day and ordered to have no contactwith her boyfriend ever. Again, how
strong must she have been because itsounds like it was a pretty big Christmas

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tree. Yeah, it's probably heavybecause of the size of the balls on
the tree. He must have beenreally mad at him. Wack And as
a church pastor, fifty seven yearold Dwayne Walden preaches things like turning the
other cheek and loving thy enemies.Well, he just doesn't tell his congregation
to push their enemies heads into adeep friar, which is why it's important.
He should tell you to do whathe says and not as he does.

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The North Carolina pastor received a callfrom his forty four year old wife,
LaToya Gladney, who was at McDonald'swhere she was training to be a
manager. Gladney told him that heremployees were disrespecting her and asked if he
would come and assist her. Well, she should have asked himself, what
would Jesus do? Instead, hestormed into the fast food restaurant his that's

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right for the kitchen, where hewrapped his hands around the cook's neck and
tried to put his face into thedeep fry. Luckily for the cook,
as coworkers jumped in and pulled himoff. According to the police, the
cook suffered a large contusion on theforehead and right eye, along with scratches
on his neck. He was takento the hospital for treatment passed her.
Meanwhile, I was arrested and chargedwith us All yeah, he can't do

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that, amen, A Florida womanis suing Hershe's because her chocolate treat wasn't
shaped exactly the way she thought itwould be. I mean, they're sing
for anything. Oh my god.Cynthia Kelly wants a five million dollar payout
from Hershey's since her Reese's candies didn'tpass the eye test. For instance,

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the chocolate pumpkins remember those that cameout around Halloween time. Yeah, well
it didn't have the eye and nosecutouts as she has expected them to have
it. Oh well, I cansee why she's sat. And the football
candy looked more like an egg thana football. She said she would have
left the chocolates behind and if shehad known the card face was not actually

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included on the snack size reasons becauseit won't taste good if it doesn't look
like the snack it's supposed. Thisis just the latest in a long string
of frivolous lawsuits from consumers complaining aboutthings like fast food burgers and tacos that
don't look like the ad and don'tfind the answer. I want nine money
plus millions at all. They shouldhave them pay the court cost when the

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judge throws out exact that, I'llteach them. Okay, here's a different
kind of a makeup influencer. Thisis a video game streamer in California that
got into it facing backlash after wearingnothing but body paint to the gym instead
of workout clothing. Can I spotfor you that is a spot? Why

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is there a big blue stain onthe bench? Shut and understand. A
video shows twenty five year old NatalieReynolds getting kicked out of the workout facility
after a man says if you don'thave clothes on, ma'am, you need
to be out of here. Bye. Reynolds then issued an apology, with
many have called out as fate.The streamer captioned the post on Twitter slash
ax, saying I made a severeand continuous lapse in my judgment and I

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don't expect to be forgiven. Iam simply here to apologize now. People
online pointed out that this is thesame apology Logan Paul gave following his controversy
involving Japan's suicide forest. Yes intwenty eighteen, remember that now, Alexa
stay away from her man. Infact, I had to ask Alexa this
morning, who won between Texas anda TikToker reveals she got rid of the

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Amazon Home device after the female voiceprogram started trying to chat with her husband
in the middle of the night.Yeah. The woman named Jess says,
this past weekend, I was outof town and the Alexa kept going off.
It kept talking to my husband,adding that it happened while he was
playing video games at one am.But then it got weirder when Jess confessed

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I also caught my Alexa at threeam whispering to my dogs in the kitchen.
Now was the Alexa talking dirty tothis guy? Because I wouldn't have
left the house she was whispering.Alexa went viral for all the wrong reasons
five years ago, and she wouldburst out a creepy laugh that would seemingly
come out of nowhere. Other peoplehave reported Alexa turning their lights on and

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off, and in suggesting that usersand their lives by killing themselves. My
god, roads are taking over.I'm telling you that AI. Yeah,
guy net And here is an Oregonwoman making waves online after she claims she
lives outside twenty four to seven andeven eats road killed because she doesn't want
animals to die in vain. Well, sure, hey, let's look at

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that armadillo with the tracks on it. He's dead, Let's cook him up.
Let's go. Thirty two year oldManders Barrett told Southwest News Service of
her literal roadside dining experience, sayingshe's gotten really good at telling if a
squashed animal is fresh. No,I mean, who wants to eat a
spoiled dead animal off the room?Yeah. In the last four years,
the nomad has been living in atent to escape the matrix of the modern

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world, as she feels her heartand soul belongs to nature. Very frequently
post updates on her off the gridadventures on Facebook. She claims that coyote
and deer are generally the safest varieties, presumably due to the deer's organic diet.
Well, why doesn't Barrett necessarily delighther usual diet? So she said
she'd rather eat it than let thedeath be in vain. Well, I

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could understand that. In fact,if fresh, she won't let any part
of the interstate meal go to waste. Really, she will eat every bit
of her highway road tiller Lingui,that's nasty. Well, I heard I
think it was Bembroke or Kleburn orsomewhere. Whenever they have like roadkilled deer
that they donated, they'll take itto a butcher. Shop and cut it

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up and they'll donate it for thehomeless to eat in that area if they
get the tire tracks off of it. And yeah, yeah, and you
gotta get to it before like theflies and the maggots continue, yeah,
the ruined after that. All right, coming up, you're gonna hear a
weird one, Yes, weird onecoming up on the bow and them show

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look in folsom toush. Well,aren't we all at one time or another?
That is what was classic rock Alone Star ninety two five. Remember
that tomorrow is our first Ask usStuff day of the new year. Can
I get it? Call the AskYour Stuff hotline, leave your question two
one four eight six six eighty sixhundred. Leave your question there and we'll

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answer it on the air. Andwe'll also play Choose your News who you
can choose which tickets you want takeus to the Bow and them bash with
sticks and foreigner tickets to see SammyHagar. And all right now, since
it is Toy Box Tuesday, we'restarting out the new year, I thought
we'd reach back in and do somethingfairly recently from last year. We had

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this guy on named Wayne Hoffman.He was a mentalist. I assume he
still is, yes, but hewas in town to do something at unt
I don't know. Yeah, itwas the start of the school year back
in August, early August, andhe was doing like this presentation for the
students going back to school, andhe came in here and he freaked us

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out, blew our mind. Infact, this is in two parts.
I'll play part two a little bitlater, but this is our first encounter
of mentalist Wayne Hoffman. Okay,here's where it gets a little bit off
center for the show. Please welcomeWayne Hoffman. Wayne. Yeah, thank
you, thank you, Good morning. Wayne hasn't even done anything yet and

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he's already scaring the snot out ata mentalist. How does one become a
mentalist? You just wake up andsay I know what you're thinking. Now.
A lot of people are like,were you struck by lightning? So
no, not yet those that don'tknow. A mentalist, in effect is
a mind reader. So I travelaround the world performing a show where I

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read people's minds and I predict theirfuture and do things are seemingly psychic.
So it didn't happen just automatically.It's a learned ability. So I trained
pretty much most of my life studyingthe human mind, sociology or linguistic programming
and interrogation techniques, tons of stuff. And now I use that for entertainment

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interrogation right now, So you know, it's pretty much a porn movie.
It's pretty much. Okay. SoI wrote down the name of somebody that's
very very important to me on thispiece of paper. Oh you think that
you can guess the name? She'sShe's not wasting any time. She's challenging
right out of the gate. Ilove it. Now, question did you

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tell anybody else in the room what'swhat it is? Or? Now?
Okay? And did you text itto anyone? Or you didn't like email?
This is just a random thing thatonly you know. Yes, then
I can try it, because ifyou told anybody else that kind of kills
it, I guess, Steve Perry, no, okay, all right,
just look at me and think ofit. Think of the name. Okay,

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and it's someone you know personally.It's not a celebrity or anything like
that. Not a celebrity, allright, think of it now. Okay,
Wow, you're very good. WhatI'm getting. I'm seeing a lot
of things coming across right away.First of all, is your zodiac sign?
Are you a cancer? Yes?Okay, so I'm getting that right
out of the gate. I alsofeel like you pondered somebody else for like

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a slight millisecond, but then youwent all in. I feel like it's
a male figure in your life.My gut instinct says it's it's like a
male up, which usually means it'san older person somebody you respect, like
a dad, a grandfather or somethinglike that. Does somebody in your family
share this name? Yes? Yes, because I'm getting that that there's two

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of them, which is wild.I don't know. My name's Wayne,
that's all you get, but Ifeel like there's two of them. I'm
getting I'm getting two words really weird. I'm getting little and the other word
I don't know what it is.If it's cutting off. It's like like
I don't know what this is,like baby or biba baba, something like
that. I'm getting a letter Rright away. I get dad vibes for

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sure? Are you thinking of yourdad or no? H okay, I'll
tell you. Is his name something? It's I'm getting a unique name.
I want to say, like Rafaelsomething like that is that right, he
did? You know? I knowmy great nephew is named after my dad.
Oh, there you go, whaAnd there it is all the show

(29:33):
is canceled. That was I gota chance to meet Willie Nelson's harmonica player,
Mickey Rafael, and I kept seeinghis name, but I wasn't sure
on the spelling. Is it withan F for a p h an F.
That's so that's the different way thanhe spells it. He spells it
with the pH. He's a guywith hair. Yeah, yeah, coo,

(29:55):
like a teenage mutant Ninja Turner.There you go. So, uh
that's what a menalist does. Wow, how do you know? Okay,
that's pretty much I know. Yeah. You know. Sometimes the thing is
with with mind reading, it canbe emotional because these are your personal thoughts,
you know what I mean. Theseare things that it's it's it's well,

(30:18):
unless you have the experience yourself,it's almost hard to describe. Yeah,
it's it's, it's. But youhave to be born with this,
don't you know. And that's thething. There are some people roaming around
Earth that claim that they have psychicpowers and they were born with this,
when they could very well be doingwhat I'm doing. So I'm very skeptical
on psychics. I'll never know ifthey actually exist. But it's seemingly psychic,

(30:41):
you know what I mean. Soit seems as if there's no way
you could do this, But butthere certainly is. I made a life,
a lifelong career of it. Wow. Yeah, it's pretty pretty nuts,
you know what. I have something, uh that I don't know if
this is gonna happen. How muchtime do we have? Do we have
a minute? As much as letme do it. Let me do something
with you, because I was inmy car downstairs, I drove here to

(31:03):
the studio and I just had thisweird feeling. Do me a here.
Okay, if you and again,this wasn't pre arranged. I didn't tell
you you'd be doing this. Thisis totally off the cuff. If you
were to go on a vacation somewhere, a free all expenses paid vacation NOE,
money is no option. In fact, you have to go to the
airport right now and fly out somewhere. Tell us all, where would you

(31:25):
go if you could travel anywhere inthe world. Oh, it's a big
world. I question. Well,I wanted to go back to my stomping
grounds in New Orleans. Okay,imagine you're there. Okay, so picture
New Orleans, picture the scene,the people, the vibe. Go to
a hotel in your mind and tellus what your imaginary room number is in
New Orleans. Make up a numberand just whatever pops into your head say

(31:45):
it out loud. Sixty nine okay, and you know it's amazing. It
was either that or four twenty?Was you? I saw both? That's
really weird. Well, now checkthis out. And we're streaming this so
you can say. I'm going toshow you. I'm taking off my shoe
right now, all the viewers.Inside of my shoe, I'm pulling out

(32:08):
a post it note that's folded up. This was in my shoe and those
watching this can can see it.I wrote two things down. I want
you to take it. I'm notgonna unfold it. Oh wait a minute.
I want you to read the twothings that I had predicted on that
post it note, New Orleans sixtynine. What is wrong with you?

(32:30):
Man from Hell? Man from thebottles of Hell? Wow? Not no,
not scaring man. You stay overon that side. Okay. We
want to get a listener involved withthis. Yeah, yeah, if you
if we if we want to try, we can get a listener to uh

(32:53):
well, there's very few of thosefloating around one seven seven. Call us
up and let Wayne Hoffman read yourmind. Now, make sure you're not
driving or making a sale or youhave to you have to be where you
can concentrate. Yeah, yeah,of course. So do you make a

(33:15):
lot of people cry? Wayne?I have that effect on women. But
you know what, the reactions vary. I've had people stand up, run
out of the theater and not comeback because they were so freaked out.
I've had people open up a Bibleand start reading Bible versus. I've had
people cry, I've had people scream. I mean, I've had it all.

(33:37):
So you know, it's it's thereactions, you know. I mean,
when you when somebody reads your mindor predicts your future, you should
react. That's not normal. Oncehave you put your fingers to your temple?
Though? Like your pictures, youknow, say you're a mind reader
and a photo that's it's so hardto do. Well, hold on,
let's get a call. We'll comeback, all right, more with Wayneman

(34:00):
And the second part is just asweird, if not weirder. Oh my
gosh, he was incredible coming upon the boat and them show They're Alive,
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(34:22):
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with Lover Boy. That's August twentysecond, seven o'clock, another Friday night.
That's another Friday night. Well,damn, give me another tie ee

(34:44):
there's that sounds good. So Isaw a couple of movies while we were
on vacation. The New Aquaman.Oh man, see it in three D?
Really, you gotta see it threeoh? Yeah? Yeah. And
I saw The Iron Claw because Iwanted to see how close it was,
you know, to the actual guys. Gonna be moved. You grew up
watching those guys, you know,Kevin Vaughan, Eric very very well.

(35:07):
So what do you think? Well, what I was going to do was
to let you pick your ticket.I'm going to play one of the von
Eric's rivals mouthing off and you tellme who it is, okay, because
you know how they like to dothat. You know. While we were
on break, they announced that Kevinvon Eric is going to do another evening
with Kevin van Eric March twenty ninth, which is another Friday night. Well,

(35:29):
maybe we'll get him in here thistime. Yeah. I do have
that one interview that we did withKevin when he was here the last time,
so I'll play that later on.Okay, we played it over the
break. Oh yeah, yeah,okay, well I may do it again.
Let's do it again, all right, do it again, okay.
And that's what's happening. But Idid Gulary, and I knew this would

(35:49):
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(38:12):
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(38:39):
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(39:00):
But now it got weird. Doyou think the first segment with this guy
was weird? Man, it wascrazy. This is another This is part
two of Mentalist Wayne Hoffman, andwe get a listener on the phone,
and he thought he freaked us out. Yeah, check this out. Mentalist
Wayne Hoffman is with us. Now, do you do like corporate gigs and

(39:21):
things like that? Yeah, Soa lot of people want to know,
you know, how do you makeyour money doing this? So I tour
the world doing corporate events. Soif you know a company's having an event
where they have their employees or youknow, some of the people they work
with and they need entertainment, Ido that, and they I want you
to kill me. Who's stealing fromyou? You know you're joking. I've
had a lot of sitting on negotiationsfor a merger to read the minds of

(39:45):
the people, you know. Soyeah, corporate events. I do a
college and university tour twice a year, which I'm beginning right now the fall
semester right here in Dallas. Andyeah, I travel around. I do
casino shows stuff like that. Well, we got Kevin on the phone.
Kevin, you're still there, I'mhere, Okay, all right? Now
what were you going to do withKevin? So, Kevin, are are
you at home? You work atwork? Where are you? Okay?

(40:07):
So? What I want you todo? Right? Now is I want
you to think of think of acountry. Think of a country in let's
say Western Europe that you'd like totravel to. Now, when I say
Western Europe, I'm basically just tryingto avoid a country that changes its name
every third day, you know whatI mean, Like Ugo Slavia. I

(40:27):
don't think that exists anymore. Idon't want you to do anyway, But
yeah, think of think of aThink of a country you'd like to travel
to one day in you know,Western like what I'll call I don't know.
I don't want to say normal Europe, but like, you know,
let's say Greece or something like that. Don't don't pick Greece though, because
I just said it. Do youhave a country in mind? Sure?

(40:49):
All right, think of the spellingof the country if you can. You
can make it up as obscure asyou want. You don't have to go
through you know, whatever country youhave. Now, I want you to
think of the spelling in the letters. Now right away. I got a
letter A. Is there a letterA in your country? Yes? Okay,
because I'm getting an A, I'malso getting a letter N, like
Nancy. Is there a letter NY? I'm also seeing it's going I'm getting

(41:10):
them out of order. But I'mgetting a letter. I think it's it's
either is it an L? No, it's wrapping around, Hang on L,
it's a D. No time out, because I'm getting multiple things.
There is an N, there's noL. Is it? Did? Wait?

(41:34):
Time? Time out? Did youthink of more than one? That's
why you're gonna make him have ananeurysm because you're not cooperating. No,
it's it's it's fine, it's fine. You know what if I go back
to my original country, you geta L A N H. Now,
now this is wild because I'm seeingletters from both countries, which is super

(42:00):
super weird, A D and gettingan L uh huh an e. He's
switching it up. This is wildbecause it's the one country that's all right.
And stop thinking of the naked womanthat's coming across very clearly. Did
you did you think of man?This is so wild because I'm getting like

(42:23):
Italy, I'm getting England, I'mgetting like a lot of different countries.
This is you know, I'm havingdeja vu. This is really really,
really really weird because as I'm lookinghere, did you did you think of
Ireland? At all or no,no, what what now? Because you
changed your mind? This is reallyweird. Time out a second? Tell
us out loud, what country didyou actually end up choosing? But yes,

(42:51):
you went. You did go withGermany. Now, weird question because
you I had no idea you weregoing to be calling. I don't know
you from Adam. What's your birthdate? Tell tell us fifteen? Okay,
so this is really really weird andyou're not going to believe me until
I tell you it's Kevin, right, your name didn't change in the last
minute. Well, I wrote somethingdown. I know this is really weird,

(43:13):
and I put it in my wallet. Now everybody in the studio here
is verifying this in my wallet onFacebook Live. Behind my driver's license,
I have a post it note.I'm handing it to bow post it notes.
But open that up and read thetwo things that I had on there.
You said Germany and you were bornOctober fifteenth three. What I had
on there Germany ten fifteen. Ilove wild all right, All right,

(43:42):
Scar, that's why scaring me?How is that possible? That's why he
is a witch? Is crazy?Awesome? Well it was meant to be.
I appreciate you calling Kevin. Itmakes enjoy the rest of the day.
And hey, were you thinking ofnaked women? When he asked he's

(44:07):
a man, he's always naked.Yeah, that's low hanging free. Why
don't we not thinking about that ornot? Now? When you asked me
a couple of things earlier to remember, right, I oh, yeah,
So I told you to think ofa random word and a random number.
Do you have those in your mindnow? I see she's freaking out right

(44:29):
now, because as I do thesethings, strange things are going to start
to happen in the studio and tothe listeners. If you're listening right now
and you're at home, I wantyou to go into your cutlery drawer where
you keep your spoons, knives,and forks, and I want you to
grab a fork, actually grab twoof them, and you're going to start
to notice one of those times onthe fork is going to start to bend.

(44:51):
I want you right now to checkyour car keys, keys to your
house in your car, because Iwant you to start looking. And now,
if you're driving, don't do this, but I want you to look
at the keys on your key ring, because one of your keys is going
to start to bend. If youhave an old broken watch in a junk
drawer, I want you to grabthat old broken watch, because we're going
to get some of these watches tostart running again. I want you to

(45:13):
take an old watch that like ananalog watch that has hands. Maybe digital
won't work if it's you know,a digital, but a watch with hands.
If you have an old watch thebattery died or it was a family
heirloom, set it to the correcttime and and and just hold it in
your hand and concentrate, and thingsare going to happen. And I told
you to take a quarter from yourchange jar and write your initials on it
and put it in your pocket.And I looked at you, and you

(45:37):
gasped, and you looked at me. What's going on right now? My
quarter that was completely is it bending? It's bending. Take a look completely
flat. Look at this. Lookat that. I can see it from
here. She had, Now thisis her quarter from her change drawer.
She wrote her initials on it,so you know, there's no sleight of

(45:58):
hand here. And she put itin a pocket. And now it's bending.
I can see it. It's goingreal slow now, as as these
things are happening. I want allthe all the listeners check your things.
Things are I'm telling you the keyson your key ring are going to start
to bend. Now how I amI gonna get in my house? It's

(46:20):
I'm telling you, I don't knowhow this works. You think now pay
attention. I'm telling you your think. The lights on your car are gonna
light up. Things are gonna happen. Your microwave is gonna turn on.
A light bulb is going to startto flicker inexplicably. Right now, things
are happening to the listeners. Iknow this is unbelievable, but I'm telling
you it's happening. And if you'rehaving an experience and and you want to

(46:42):
let us know, feel free toto to call in and let us know.
But I told I told you.I told you to think of a
word and a long word and arandom number. You have those things like
let's rock and roll. Think ofthe long word. I'm gonna try to
read your mind and get it now, just for for the listeners. Whatever
the word is, you didn't writeit down. I didn't. You did
not tell anyone, did you didn'ttext anyone. You didn't whisper it in

(47:02):
anyone's ear, in no studio.It's literally only in your mind. Indeed,
all right, think of it now, think of which one the word
concentrate? Got it A B C, D, E, F, g,
h, I, j K,lemon o, p cure. Interesting?
Did you almost choose a different word? Okay, you went right in
because I'm getting two letters from you, which is me. It could mean
they're the first two letters of theword you're thinking of. I'm gonna write

(47:24):
something here now we'll see how ifI'm on the right track. What's the
first letter of the word You actuallyended up choosing tell us M because I
got m O. Keep thinking that'sright, A, B C, D,
E, F, g, H, j K. I want to
be curious to U v T UV T you. I'm getting a U.

(47:44):
He's freaking out right now. Don'tdon't urinate yet, wait till the
end. Something like this, Wow, okay, something like this is a
really random word, uh A,B C, D e f's okay,
something like this. I'm gonna showthem, okay so they can see.
Don't say it out loud, I'mshowing I'm bo and Anna. Can you
read that my handwriting stare? Butyou can see it, right, Yeah,

(48:05):
okay, So how about this.On the count of three, you
say it, and I turned thecard around to show you what I have
written. I've already shown them,so I can't change it. Are you
ready on the count of three?One? Okay, I'll count it's one,
two three? Go ready? Onetwo three mountain side. Oh my
gosh, like that, that's exactlywhat I have written card mountain side.

(48:31):
There you go. You are anevil manemonic powers that's here to take over
the world. I don't get anevil vibe from you at all. Oh
no, I'm not evil. NumberOh so yeah, Now I told you
to choose a random number. Uh, you know a page. I opened
up a page to a book.Oh okay, and yeah, and and

(48:52):
and it was a random thing.And so it's not meaningful to you.
And okay, I'll think of it. But it turns out it is kind
of meaningful in a way. Allright, give me a favor. Touch
my finger. Well, now,don't don't kill a pull it. Do
you know what that does? No, not a damn thing. But it
looks still, it looks really amazingwhen you do that, looks creepy,

(49:14):
stealing his soul I get it soaway from him his finger and it's gonna
burn and hail now something like youknow what I get it now? Oh
you do. I see the significanceof it. If I had a point
five to the end of it wouldmake sense to you. Yep. Are
you thinking of ninety two point five? Well it's ninety two. Yeah,

(49:36):
there you go, and there's noninety two five anywhere. I don't think
so. I honestly, I didn'teven have time to look. No,
I don't even know where the hellI am right now. He's evil.
You're incredible. He is an evilman with the power of the devil inside

(49:57):
of his head. Wow. That'sincredible. That's amazing. That's that really
is. That's truly well, thankyou. I'm trying as long as it's
a little entertaining, I can keepmy job. Did you blow away Simon
Call and the rest of the judgesfrom America's Got Talent? Yeah? You
know what's funny. I got toperform for Simon cal three times, doing
three different experiments, and absolutely,I mean any anything that I do on

(50:20):
television, I try to do thingsthat have never been done before. So
I went on there and did thisthing with explosives. I won't go into
detail. It's on my YouTube channel. You can hunt it down. But
if you search Wayne Hoffman America's GotTalent, it'll pop up. But yeah,
oh yeah, he was blown awayas we imagine. Yeah, thankfully.
I mean, hey, it's working. I don't know how you do
it, but you do it.He is legit, Wayne haf Well,

(50:43):
thank you of your website. Ifyou just look up Wayne Hoffman h O
F F M an. Now.I know you're not going to remember that
if you're listening, but Wayne Hoffman, do a search, go down a
YouTube rabbit hole, and you'll seetons of stuff. Wayne Hoffman dot com
is the website that'll scare you.I'll guarantee, Wayne, And this has

(51:06):
been an experience. Well, thankyou, right right back at you.
Watch out. He's got the botDallas Forwards, Classic Ronk lone Star ninety
two Vibe Dix, one of theStars of the Bow and Them Bash June
twenty first at Doseki's Pavilion. Youcan have those tickets, or you can

(51:28):
have tickets to see Sammy Hagar inthe Circle the Best of All Worlds Tour
with Loverboy Joe Satriani is playing inthe circle. Right, Oh yeah,
right, look at that lineup ofmusicians, and of course, which everyone
you don't pick goes into the ticketwindow. So here's what we're gonna do.
I saw the Iron Claw movie andthere was a couple of really touching

(51:49):
points in there. Yeah you know, because especially at the very end.
But in fact, we got ourinterview a couple of years ago with Kevin
van Erks. So we're going toplay mystery voices. Okay, I'm going
to play a mystery voice, andI'll tell you what does it have to
do with the Iron Claw. Thisis one of the opponents of the van
Erics. They used to bad mouththem all the time, which is part

(52:13):
of the gig. By the way, it's a wrestling villain. He's a
wrestling villain. I'm sure they wereall friends outside of the behind the scenes.
But here is one of the vonErics, wrestling villains, talking about
Kevin. Tell me who it isand I'll let you pick your ticket.
Ready, here you go. Youbetter look at it this way, because

(52:34):
when you look at me, youlook at a man and just really don't
care matter. And it's about time. It's about time. That I don't
have to look at people like youanymore, and say yes, sir,
because you know what, brother,I am no no, and I ain't
cut Noddy, not no Noddy Noddy. Anybody have any idea that he's spent

(52:58):
on us. I know that muchhe did. Two one four or eight
one seven seven eighty seven one ninefive. Maybe I should play it one
more time. Yes, please pleasetell me who this von Eric villain is.
You better look at it this way, because when you look at me,
you looking at a man and justreally don't care. Man. It's
about time. It's about time thatI don't have to look people like you

(53:22):
anymore. They say yes sir,because you know what, brother, I
am, no, no, no, I ain't touch up Jesus. You
know. It makes me laugh whenI think about about how it was because
they were so good at talking trashto each other. Yeah, they built
up a speed out of it aftera while. That was half the fun,
all right. Two one four oreight one seven seven eight seven one

(53:44):
nine two five. If you're afan of von Erics back of the day,
you'll know this guy. Go andthen show tell me who that was.
That was bad mouth and Kevin thatis Michael PSA. That is absolutely
of the Fabulous Free Bird. Yeahabout it. Later when he went to
the w w F at the time, he had to change his name to

(54:05):
Doc Hendricks for some reason. Oh, Michael P. S. Hays and
the PS stood for that's Jed pureSex. Okay, all right, I
got two questions for you. Firstof all, who is this? That's
turn Herder. Okay, turd Herder. You get to pick your ticket,
which tickets you want? You wantbash tickets for Sammy Hagar. I'm gonna

(54:30):
go Sammy Hagar. So that meansat eight forty we'll give away tickets to
the bow and them bash. Hangon, turd Herder, we got to
get some info from you and we'llsee. I where are you gonna turn
Herder about it? I walk backdown. I'll give you what fu Yeah,
why did they do that? I'mEdward G. Robins. I'm doing

(54:50):
I want Yeah, that's him Edwards. All right, Dallas, what was
Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two tofive? Coming up? Since uh,
turd Herder picked tickets, see SammyHagar take us to the bow and then
bash. He's a plumber. That'sright, He's turn Hurder. In good
standing, and keep in mind thattomorrow is our first ask us Stuff Day
of the new year, so callthe ask a Stuff Hotline. Leave you

(55:13):
question two and four eight six sixeighty six hundred. Speaking of questions,
the last question about the free Birds, who are the rivals of the von
Erics all that time? Right,well, uh, this is one of
the time. Now, Kevin's comingback to town in March, so hopefully
we'll get him in here. Butthis was the first time Kevin von Eric
came here a few years ago andwe got her old boy Doyle King to

(55:37):
do the intro because he was awrestling announcer for God. Oh yeah,
and you'll see why, Ladies andgentlemen. Lone Star ninety two five is
proud to present one of wrestling's mostlegendary talons. He is a five time
n w A North American Heavyweight Champion, four time American Tag Team Champion,

(56:00):
and he's held the Texas title twice. He was the wcc W World Class
title holder and a seven time Worldsix man tag Team Champion. Now live
on lone Star ninety two five,please welcome direct from Denton County, Texas

(56:20):
via Hawaii. The Master of theIron Claw, the Lake Dallas legend.
Kevin fe my crowd goes wild,the old ice fellows. All right,
way to go, well done,Kevin. Tell me you don't miss the
Sportatorium and the smell in there.Huh Oh, I do miss it.

(56:44):
I miss it so much. Ican barely tolerate it. Because you remember
the smell. What it smelled likewhen you went into the Sportatorium. Yeah,
but you know me, to me, it was a it was a
good smell. I love that.Oh, I love it. I look
forward to it on Friday night.But then again, remember back in those
days you could smoke from Yeah,and so when I'd get to the ring,
I'd go on last in that roomto be filled with smoke, and

(57:05):
I'm huffing and puffing. You knowhow long we sometimes forty five minutes an
hour? Yeah, and you know, hey, why don't any of us
have any lungfoms? The second handsmoke is so poisous. I know,
they said we were all gonna diefrom second and poison. Guys, that
what it is. You flew infrom the Old Islands to the main right,
we were on Kowhai. It's notas commercial as the other Hawaiian.

(57:28):
He's got the life. I mean, you just wake up and you go
spearfishing and you eat poion coconuts.What is the average day for you?
Now, I'm a country boy,and so I wanted to go somewhere where
we live in the country. Andthen the health aspect to it too.
We don't have any artificial flavors orcoolings because we hunt our own meat with
sparrow owned fish, and then wetrade with our neighbors. We barter a

(57:49):
spirit tuna or raw spiritituna, andwe traded it for propane, axle grease
and a boat triguler. Yeah.Yeah, well, well you may as
well introduce your family. Kevin's sonsare here. Well, I've got my
son Ross and my son Marshall issitting my right and left. Okay,
you're you're Ross, Right, You'reRoss, You're Mark Marshall. Okay,

(58:10):
everybody, and you can see theMarshall. It was pretty much the spitting
image of my dad when he washis agent, and then Ross pretty much
of that. Carrie it's just becaues. I was gonna say, he looks
like Carrie Man. When you camein, I was talking to you about
your dad and how was a kid. I was watching him on TV wrestling
like yukon vound and your dad wassuch a brutal rest I know, and

(58:32):
you know, to this day peopletalk about how I was deaf and a
little rough and all, but hey, you know I really wasn't uh watch
Fritz Montrek and Gene Cannessey watched FritzMonerk and anyone. We stayed on the
nose, the teeth and the lowstuff on everything else. We gave it
all TV. Man, you don'thit him in the face, but you'd

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hit him right down here on thecollar bone. Well, yeah, you
hitting the job anywhere there's a musclegroup, you lay it in there.
Okay, I had good money,let's aren't it. I got one for
you. Do you remember you andCarrie wrestling gentlemen Chris Adams and Gino Hernandez
in the Cotton Bowl, Oh thehair match. And I found that on

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YouTube and I was one of thepeople that helped cut Chris adams hair.
I got to do two snips onhim. We let all of our friends
get a little piece of that action. I looked around after a little while.
Here here we are cutting his hair, and then we got the barber's
hair cliffers and all that. I'mthinking, I am having way too much
fun. They're didn't pay for thisgreatness, absolute greatness. Let me ask

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you this. Did you ever breaka toe because you wrestled without boots?
Well? Yeah, you know,I stubbed my toe a lot of it.
If there's a wrinkle on the matand I'll stub it. It gives
me these big humps on my toe. And that's why I'm always barefoot.
And if I'm gonna be you know, in the dressed up nice like I've
gotta go to WrestleMania, then I'llhave my doves shoes on their neoprene.
You know they black like dressed shoes. And no one says these things.

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Okay, Well, is it truethat you started wrestling barefoot because someone once
hid your boots from That's a greatstory, but the fact does no.
I just felt it one time Idid. I went to the show where
I didn't have my boots. Ithought, no, I'm just gonna try
it a Spots show, and Iloved it so much I never put him
on again. It was I feltlike I could fly. You were the

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only one. You and super FlyJimmy Snooker were the only ones that were
barefoot when Yeah, and I'd goto the Japan with Jimmy and he'd were
boots. Really yeah, I justloved being barefoot, and and Jimmy,
you know, snook I always admiredhim. He's just a pure athlete.
So many good athletes in our business, but especially Jimmy, and being barefoot
was this thing. But I justI didn't do it for anyone. I

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just did because it felt so good. And then remember I had nee trouble.
And when you're so socks and bootssoak up that sweat. You've got
really heavy feet and that will getyour knees. Yeah. Yeah, Doyle
will will back me up on this. The matches between the van Erks and
the Freebirds were the best ever.Man. You know what sticks out in
my mind, Kevin, the strapmatch that you guys had at this sportatorium

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when Michael Hayes brought out that damnbarber strap. Yeah. I watched him
whip you laying on your back acrossthe stomach. Yeah. Those and oh
my god, you guys walked intothe back and I swear you had welts

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that were almost half an inch.There's still got on your back. I
believe that. We also did itin San Antonio. We did it in
Oklahoma City, we did and soyeah that it was tough, but you
know it's like I said, youwere paid well and business it was.
It was greatness. I mean,it's something that that will never will never
forget. I don't Yeah, Idon't think you'll see that again either.

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The Sportatorium days we would go everyFriday night and all. I remember it
was back in the day of theCindy Law for and all. And oh
yeah, you guys were cutting edge. You were right there in front of
the curve. In fact, I'vesaid this on the air before. My
parents' very first date was to theSportatorium. Yeah, and they took a
pit you. They used to takeyour picture when you'd go in. You

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could buy it over. There tobe a second date, that must be.
Yeah, your dad put a clawon your mind, Yeah, I
said, okay. And the Sultan'sPlate Creole Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five. Yes, the Bow and Them show back from
our extended vacation. Yes, andtrust me, we needed it. Yeah.

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And we're in a new year.Now people like to go back and
look at anniversaries. I have fiftiethanniversaries. These are bands that formed fifty
years ago. Okay, thirty eightSpecial Blondie, Cheap Trick, Wow,
Jimmy Buffett's Coral Reefer Band, TheFabulous Thunderbirds, Jefferson Starship, Michael Stanley
Band, The Ramones, and Squeeze. Here are bands that formed fifty five

(01:02:59):
years ago. Okay, The AlmondBrothers, April Wine, Bad Finger,
Blind Faith, The Carpenters, TheFaces, Focus, Hauling Oats, Humble
Pie, Judas, Priest, Craftwork, Little Feet, Mata Hoopel, Mountain,
Plastic Ono Band, The Pointer Sisters, Renaissance Seals and Crofts, No
No, No, No, No, Super Tramp, Thin Lizzie, Thunderclap,

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Newman, Your Heap, Wore,Wishbone, Ash and zz Top fifty
five years old. Here's some bandsthat formed sixty years ago. Now I'm
feeling old. Alice Cooper, Them Boy Dukes, The Band, The
Blues, Magoos, The Birds,Easy Beats, IDEs of March, Cooling,
The Gang, Gary Lewis and thePlayboys, The Loving Spoonful of Leonards,

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Ginner Moody Blues Mothers, of invention, Sonny and cheer them, the
Trogs, the Velvet underground and thewho I think there's one missing on there?
What's that? I heard a nastyrumor that the Scorpions turned sixty?
Now, uh really, but that'snext year, all beyond the list.
Next year and it's a new year, and that comes with new beginnings for

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many North Texas families. That includesnew addition to their families. North Texas
Hospitals shared some of the first newbornsof twenty twenty four. Baylor, Scott
and White Medical Center in Late Pointssaid new mother Brianna Underwood, who's twenty
five, delivered or baby girl justafter the New year begin at twelve oh
seven over at Texas Health in Frisco. At twelve twenty three am, parents

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Amy and Jonathan Roberts welcome Annsley inTerrence County Autumn and Joel Martinez welcomed Joel
Junior to their family. Little boyarrived at twelve forty five overnight. The
babies kept coming, with baby MaykaiJoshwan DearS born at two forty three at
Texas Health out with and baby FrancescarPisconti born at four point fifteen am at

(01:04:48):
Texas Health HPU. Congratulations to allthe new mom and dads and now the
fun part begins. Yeah, goodluck getting some sleep. I'm just saying.
The new year started on a terrifyingnote for a family in northwest Fort
Worth, fad Thatiko Fetes says hewas outside his home just before midnight when
a stray bullet suddenly struck him inthe leg. You know how people like

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to shoot up in the air whenthe clock strikes midnight. It says about
eight people, including children, wereoutside his house along Hannah Avenue late Sunday
night, celebrating New Year's Eve.He remembers counting down the final minute of
twenty twenty three and beginning to hearthe familiar sound of a celebratory gunfire near
by. Pop Pedis was standing nearhis carport when he felt a sudden pain

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and realized that he was bleeding.How scary is that wow. Fort Worth
police rushed to the scene to investigatea reported straight bullet incident. Detectors spent
yesterday investigating whether the situation was indeeda stray bullet and if so, from
where. That's why you're not supposedto shoot a gun? Into the air

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to celebrate anything. That's because thatbullet it's gonna come down. Yeah,
what goes up must come down,all right. So there's a man in
Australia and he trained his ass offfor six months and he has had a
payoff in this training for one ofthe most unusual world records out there,
the fastest time to put on tenpairs of underwear. Oh well, that'll

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come in handy. For six monthshe trent six months. So what's the
deal there, Like, did youget like oversize ones, ones that are
stretchy? They tight? But hisname is Nicholas Manning. He's out of
Brisbane to Australia and he's always wantedto break againness world record and he eventually
settled on attempting to don ten pairsof underpants in record time. He successfully

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broke the record. I can't believethere was a record already. Now he
successfully broke the record and donned aten pair in thirteen point three seconds.
That is hauling ass. He couldhave been like finding a cure for cancer
or something, but no, puttingnone underwear. Here's something that we missed.
The first annual Coney Island Polar BearClub New Year's Day Plunge welcomed over

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four thousand swimmers brave enough to takeon the freezing ass Atlantic waters dating back
to nineteen o three. The eventpraise it it raises funds to support local
nonprofit organizations. People participated in thatannual Polar Bear Plunge on Cony Island January
first, in other words, yesterday, New York City, like they do

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every year. Why do they doit every January first? Because they crazy?
Hell comping in cold water, Yournuts are gonna freeze out. Dallas
fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety twoto five and Heart is beating again.
Yeah, and Nancy Wilson reunited hisheart for the first time since twenty nineteen.

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They had four shows in the pastweek, did two in California after
Christmas, before a homecoming show inSeattle, where they're from, on New
Year's Eve. That was followed onNew Year's Day by a performance during the
first intermission of the National Hockey League'sWinter Classic at Seattle's t Mobile Park between
the Las Vegas Golden Knights and theSeattle Cracking. Exciting and apparently they're working

(01:08:09):
on some new music, so wecould have a new album from Heart and
they're going to go on the roadtoo, you sister, Just hug it
out and get to touring. Okay, it's their spouses, I know.
Okay, who won our tickets touh the Bowl and them bag Congratulations Matthew
Pond he is killing it on theclock in Corinth today. Got it right.
There, you go, there,you go. You know. Here

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we are in the new year.Here's some of the famous musicians we lost
last year. The first one wasFred White of Earth, Wind and Fire.
Yeah, followed by Jeff Beck thatone especially because he was like my
favorite guitarist. Lisa Marie Presley,Robbie Bachman of BTO and Tim Bockman of
BTO. David Crosby, who's beenon this show many times. Floyd Snead,

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you know who he is. Hewas the drummer for three Dog Night.
Oh. I caught one of hissticks at the show one time.
Cool Bert Bacarak, Barrett Strong,who wrote money That's what I Want?
He also co wrote war What isIt good? Yeah? Okay? Edwin
Starr, Huey Piano smith and NewOrleans legend. Wayne Shorter, the jazz
saxophonist. He was in Miles Davis'sCore, pet and Weather Report, David

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Linley, Gary Rossington, Napoleon theFourteenth, the guy that did They're Coming
to Take Me Away? Yeah rememberthat? Yeah, drummer Jim Gordon,
who was on the Layla album,and a bunch of other people that he
played with, Harry Bellefonte, GordonLightfoot, Tina Turner, Tony Bennett,
Shinead O'Connor, Randy Meisner, RobbieRobertson, Jimmy Buffett, Yeah, Gary

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Wright, Dwight Twilly, Rudolph Eisley, Miles Goodwin of April Wine, Denny
Lane, Steve Harwell and smash MouthYep and Tommy Smothers passed away. Ruck.
That was so sad. You know, I loved what you posted on
social media. Bow and it lookedlike the Beatles Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart Club
Band, and it had everybody thatwe lost in twenty twenty three. That

(01:10:00):
was very moving. A lot ofcasualties. Most likely the first death of
this year is Les McCann. Idon't know if you know who Less McCall.
He was a jazz musician who teamedup with a guy named Eddie Harris.
He played on the Ed Sullivan Show. In the fifties, he won
a singing contest and then he wasappearing on The Ed Sullivan Show. Quincy
Jones and Miles Davis loved the guy. If you don't know who he is,

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here a song called compared to WhatOkay by Less mccannon Eddie Harris.
You know what was trending yesterday isPaul Anka is not dead? I know,
apparently somebody had posted that he was. Yeah. Here's some other celebrity
deaths you'll remember. Norman Lear,Richard maul Bull on Night Court, Ryan
O'Neill, Francis Sternhagen, Cliff Claven'smother on Chairs, Rosalind Carter, Matthew

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Perry, Suzanne Summer's, David McCallum, Paul Rubens, Peewee Harmon, Alan
Arkin, Bob Barker voice actor JohnnyHardwick. He was Dale on King of
the Hill. Okay, Yes,Yes, dang On Hot dang Man,
Bo Goldman, who co wrote OneFlew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, actor Treat
Williams. In the sports world,in wrestling, the Iron Sheet Passed Away,

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also a Bushwhacker Bob w w FBack then, other sports celebrities I
bet you long as they don't pinchbutton Grants but Grant the longtime coach of
Minnesota, Jim Brown, my favoriteplayer. Loved him too, Gil Brandt,

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president of player personnel for the Cowboys. Dick Butkus. Now if you
you better be tough if your nameis Dick but kiss that in classroom roll
Call. Also U hockey great BobbyHall and Bobby Knight, the basketball coach,
Jerry Springer, Lance Reddick doing theJohn Wick movies. We lost Tom
Sizemore, Richard Belzer from Law andOrder SVU, Stella Stevens who is in

(01:11:58):
the Poseidon Adventure and the original NuttyProfessor. She passed away. Raquel Welsh.
Findy Williams who's from Irving. Bythe way, it was almost a
year ago. She passed away.Lisa Loring, she was Wednesday on the
original Adams Family TV show. HenryKissinger who people used to make fun of
the way he talked. Chef died, Richard Rowntree, Melinda Dillon, the

(01:12:20):
mother on a Christmas Story. Alsoshe was in Close Encounters of the Third
Kind and Marty Croft sid and MartyCroft who created the Banana splits and all
that other stuff. And a lotof people say, are you all ever
going to do the Deadpool again?And I said no because it kind of
made me sad when those people actuallydied that we talk about it. What

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do you do? You get onthe air and go I won, We
celebrate. I don't win nothing,but I want. It's a celebration of
their life, all right. Remembertomorrow is ask a Stuff Day, the
first one of the new year,called the Aska Stuff Hotline. Leave your
question two on four eight six sixeighty six hundred and we'll play choose your
news, even pick your ticket tomorrow. I did. There's your lesson in

(01:13:05):
life. You can't always get whatyou want, but if the clerk's not
looking, you can walk out without. Oh I'm the bad influence on America
today, right of course, wellat least for this area. Yes,
this is our first show back afterwhat three weeks off since December eighth.

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I really needed that wrist. Ireally needed got to sleep in damn right
now? Did you just automatically stillwake up at your normal time or did
you really get to sleep in?Well? I would sleep maybe four hours,
and no matter how hard I triedto go back to sleep, I
just couldn't four hours later than youusually do, or four hours just four

(01:13:47):
hours all together? Oh good grief. I mean I'd stay up late.
I'd stay up like three o'clock inthe morning. But your body is used
to sleeping four hours of time,and they need nap for four hours.
Now, if I take one ofmy little magical sleeping pills, I slept
for seven hours going on Like damn. I liked it. But let's talk

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some time wasters here, shall We'vegot some good ones to kick off twenty
twenty four, so Kiss took toYouTube to announce that their first avatar show.
You know, they wrapped up theirshow December fourth in New York City
at Madison Square. Gardener said,it's their farewell tour, never again,
but they all the money runs out. Yeah, they announced that they were

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gonna have avatars do shows for them, So the first avatar show, according
to Kiss, twenty twenty seven.And we have that announcement up on our
page so you could check out theirYouTube video. Of course, twenty twenty
seven is a long way away,so plenty of time for the guys to
get bored, run out of money, and decide to go back on the
road. Not to mention for allof us to figure out what the hell

(01:14:50):
an Avatar concert is? Yeah,what is it? Why don't you just
watch a cartoon with music again?It it's gonna be a cartoon concert.
That's what it sounds like like tome. It's not even like a hologram,
like what the Michael Jackson Show isin Las Vegas, where you actually
feel like you're seeing Michael Jackson inperson. Yeah. Hey, Ozzy Osborne

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speaking out about all the rumors thathe died. He talks about it on
the latest episode of the Osborne's podcast, and we have that podcast up.
Ozzie says, and he saw aYouTube list of celebrities who died today and
there's a picture of him on it. I'm not quite dead yet, sir.
Me. In Black Sabbath News,Tony Iomi is hinting at a new

(01:15:33):
Black Sabbath box set this summer.We have all the details on that.
But I wouldn't take it to heartbecause he made the same announcement last year
twenty twenty two. Well, hetakes him a little while to get motivated
to do the world. Hey.Paul McCartney wrapped up the year by answering
questions from fans on his website andyou can see those questions and the answers

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for yourself. Among the more interestingquestions, Paul was asked if there was
anyone that he would like to singwith. He said Bob Dylan. He
was also asked if there was asong that he wished he had written,
and this was a shocker to me. He said he wished he'd written the
begs how Deep is Your Love?Yeah, very very random. Yeah,

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he didn't really have to, like, you know, wear some tight underwear
to get those high notes that BarryGibbon is able to get kicked in.
And you talked about this earlier Bowand We've got it up on the Bow
and Them page. Ann and nowNancy Wilson reunited as Hart for the first
time since twenty nineteen. We alsohave a link to a Seattle Times interview

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with Nancy talking about how great itis to be working with Ann again.
Apparently at their show right before Christmasthat Anne and Nancy had talked about like
having a fight on stage, alllike a fake fight, just so that
they would get all the clicks right. So read the full story on our
pay Finally, Jimmy Kimmel has declaredhis viral Clip of the Year for twenty

(01:17:03):
twenty three, and the videos arepretty hysterical, including this poor councilman who's
announcing names like they take a boat. Yeah, and he's announcing names and
one of the names is Anita didAnita Dick? I can't think of him
right off top of my head.That one did not win the viral clip

(01:17:24):
of the year, So you haveto check out that. Hey would you
blow me on there? Heywood's around? I think it was hold my something
or other. Yeah, that wason there. Ao is going to be
putting that up here shortly, sothat's all up on the bow and then
page at lone star ninety two tofive dot com bellas Forest Classic Rock lone

(01:17:45):
Star ninety two five. Well,there it is our very first show of
two thousand and we survived. Didn'thave too many scars after the show today,
and it wasn't too difficult to getup this morning. I was surprised,
speak for yourself, excuse me,Yeah, but I was proud of
myself because I didn't stay up towatch the Longhorns lose to Washington. All

(01:18:11):
the terrible one that you can gofor your rest. See if they have
won and Alabama would have won,I wouldn't have had any reason to watch
the college football National Championship. Now, who are you going to root for?
Michigan, the cheaters or Washington?Hmmm, I don't know. I'm
just gonna watch and just say madethe best team win. That's a cop

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out answer. It the Switzerland stance. Ah, that's it, the Switzerland.
It's kind of fun to watch agame when you don't have any skin
in the game, you know,Yeah, but it is the last last
college football game and then we getinto the NFL playoffs and just like that.
Why did you sound like Bill Clinton? Just nowfs? I was trying

(01:18:54):
to root for Georgia but they gotYeah. So up is our after show
decompression sasion Yep, what are wegonna talk about? Hell, I don't
know. We never know when weget in here. How hard it was
a wake up this morning. Yeah, that's a thought. That's a thought.
Either way, We'll be back tomorrowfor Aska stuff. That now,

(01:19:15):
the Aska stuff hotline. Let megive it to you once again. I
don't know why you want here,Bill Glyn uh two and four eight six
six eighty six hundred. Leave thatwhen you hear the beep, and we'll
answer the question on the air andplay Choose your News, so you can
pick your ticket, choose between boand Them, Bash with Sticks and Foreigner,
or you can see Sammy Hagar comingto town. Yep, and I

(01:19:38):
think lover Boy is on that.That's right, boy. And the rule
is whichever tickets you don't pick goesinto the ticket window at eight forty.
There you go. Is just thefair thing to do, now, is
it? Now? Choose your newstomorrow? Are we gonna have a theme?
No? No, because we hada theme that member was a Christmas
theme three weeks ago. I know, but I won't stay on charge where

(01:20:00):
we're supposed to be. So we'llsee you on the after show and see
you on the show. Enough showtomorrow. I bye.