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want to go get some coffee?I want to get your long I really
gotta get some sleep. Are yousleepy? Surety? Wash your face?
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Come on, come on, watupall ready? I don't want to get
up. Join the crowd. Time. I'm not sleeping. I got a
rash. I would love to havea cup of coffee. Thanks for offering.
We just need something to help me, thinks Frank. And we're not
gonna help sorry, dude. Forthe morning, it's about and Them show
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with Ann and Ao in for BowRoberts, who is still recuperating, and
it is a toy box Tuesday,so we're gonna be digging into the archives
and finding some of the best orthe worst of the Bow and Them show
as coming up this morning here onthe program. And of course we survived
the total solar eclipse. Wasn't thatamazing? Yeah, I feel a little
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different after experiencing that. I feellike I'm a slightly different person now,
you know, I kind of wentin jaded. I felt like, oh
my god, talking about it constantly. We were talking about it constantly,
and then when totality hit around onepoint, it was awe inspiring and it
is wow. And then to heareverybody, I know you were on the
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Margaret Hunt Hill Bridge. Yeah,we were on the pedestrian side there,
and it was like a Grateful Deadconcert. It was just pat thousands of
times. I was so sick withallergies yesterday. So immediately after the show,
I had a recording session to dowith a client. Finished that up,
went home and kept myself away becauseI didn't want to Missfia clips,
aren't you glad? And then myneighbor was like, Hey, we're in
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the backyard, come on over,So I went over to her house and
oh my gosh, it was justawesome. You know whose pictures you have
to see if you haven't yet.We have a lovely lady here behind the
scenes who runs our offices named GoldenPerry. Own man Anthony took pictures that
will melt every brain on earth.A great video was our former producer on
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one O two nine, Aaron Capitelli. Cappies came SYNCD it up with Pink
Floyd Man. It was just incredible. I mean it it looked like it
had been done by Martin Scorsese.But Cappy, you did such an excellent
job. I hope that you guyshad an amazing experience with your family,
with your friends, whether you wereout in public at one of the many
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watch parties or in your own backyard. Which was really nice is when totality
hit is you could hear everybody inour neighborhood, just hooping and hollering,
yeah, going, oh my gosh, down now, did you see any
animals acting funny? Well, therewas a small collection of dogs out there,
and I did have to bring myown dogs. I heard kind of
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booked me to gig this thing atMargaret and hun Hillbridge at the last minute,
and I ran down there. Iwas in sweatpants, but it was
amazing, and the dogs seemed tobe more interested in the other dogs,
honestly. And when it got darkand when we all tripped out and what
we were seeing and everything, Ilooked down at my dogs and they were
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looking over at other dogs and peoplegoing, I want to meet that person.
I want to meet that I wantto be on at all now.
My neighbor's dog, Teddy was shakingeven before totown really and the cat was
acting really weird cats that cats tripout to that you noticed, like the
birds stopped chirping and stuff. No, and then there was like some chickens
it started crowing during it was itwas crazy. Very Alfred Hitchcock, very
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very nice and I'm so glad thatwe all got to experience. And I'm
saying the clouds for it because itwas so oh cloudy, and at one
point I go, what the hellthe clouds were covering up the sun,
and then they parted at just theright time and everybody went wild. I'm
really, really grateful that my expectationsof this were dramatically exceeded, and I'll
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never ever forget it. It's adeathbed moment that you'll think about when you're
one hundred and dying. But yeah, I don't it. There's something at
the eclipse chaser, but I'm gladthat I got to experience. I met
a few we'll talk about it lateron in the show. Today I met
an amazing guy who's been all overthe world. He's been in movies,
and it's coming up at least onthe after show of Nothing Else. Okay,
excellent. So it is toy BoxTuesday. But you may be asking
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yourself April ninth, an ol,what are we celebrating today? Well,
I'm glad you asked. Today isNational Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day.
Okay, honoring the courageous men andwomen who have endured brutal incarceration at the
hands of their captors. Pow.Yes, you are thought of. National
name Yourself Day. You can pickyour own name. You can pick a
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new name today if you want,try a nickname or something entirely different.
National Cherish and Antique Day, andthis week is National Library Week and today
just happens to be National Library WorkersDay. Today we honor the memory of
Bo Robert's mom who was a librarian, first at the public library at Corsicana
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and then at the Corsicana High SchoolLibrary for her Also International be Kind to
Lawyer's Day. Yeah, they probablydo deserve a day for this. National
Chicken Little Day in honor of thescared little chick world was falling. The
sky was falling. National gen andTonic Day, and if you have one
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too many jenectonics, it's National UnicornDay. To go out and celebrate today
for happy hour. Maybe right nowis your happy hour. But right now
we are going to do our morningStretch with our very own bow Roberts.
You ready, Yeah, let's kickoff. This shows the morning Stretch.
Yeah, you'll get ready and ruinour whole careers and our reputation. From
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nineteen eighty two Survivor I have theTiger on Dallas Botwards Classic Rock, Go
Long, Low and Star ninety twoto five, the Bow with Them Show
with you an ao in for BowRoberts. You know what we completely forgot
to mention at the beginning of theprogram is we have a great price to
give away at seven fifty on aToy Box Tuesday. We do. We
have a seven to fifty family fourpack of tickets to join us Sunday at
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the Big Race and that's Texas MotorSpeedway. That is NASCAR, baby,
it is Auto Trader, Echo ParkAutomotive four hundred times starring thirty eight special
live track side right before and bowingthen broadcast. That's right, We're gonna
be out there live, so Ihope to see you out there and good
luck. At seven fifty, sinceit's Toy Box Tuesday, we're gonna play
a commercial for a very retro toyfrom the seventies. And that's all I'm
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going to tell you. Boy orgirl toy. You won't tell me it's
them toy. It's them toy.Okay. It is time now for sports
of all sorts. And it wasnot a good night for our Texas Rangers.
Wow Wow Wow. The Astros JordanAlvarez homer for the second game in
a row among his three hits ofthe night as Houston rallied from an early
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deficit to beat our Texas Rangers tento five last night, earning the split
at two games apiece. In theSilver Boot series, Rangers pitchers held the
Astros to fifteen combined hits in thefirst three games, but they belted eleven
on Monday, including two homers andtwo doubles. Now, the Rangers were
held to eight singles, four ofwhich came in the first inning. Three
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of the rangers four walks also camein the first inning. Team's next meet
up for a three game series beginningthis Friday at Minute Made Park at Houston.
But tonight the Rangers welcomed the OaklandA's to Globelike Field, with Nathan
Yvaldi pitching for the Rangers and AlexWood on the mound for Oakland. First
pitch tonight at the Shed. We'llbe at seven o five and you can
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catch the game on Valley's Sports Southwest. The Yukon Huskies wrapped up a dominant
season with a seventy five sixty winover Purdue. They earned their second straight
NC Double A championship. Ooh raw, this is this sixth national title for
Yukon not bad. Tristan Newton ledthe way for the Huskies with twenty points.
Three others contributed with double figure scoringperformances in the win. Zach Day
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led the Purdue boiler Makers with thirtyseven points. Now. While the nc
double A Men's Championship game last nightwas a big deal in college hoops,
the most shocking story for me yesterdaywas Hall of Fame coach John Calipari walking
away from Kentucky to coach Arkansas.Bye bye, yes, surprise, everybody
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see you want to see it.Calipari had been at Kentucky for fifteen years.
He won four hundred and ten gamesunder their control and won national championship
in twenty twelve. Now he hasa five year contract run the show at
SEC rival Arkansas, and apparently DallasCowboys owner Jerry Jones was in on getting
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him to leave Kentucky and come toArkansas. Because of course, Jerry Jones
an Arkansas boy, he had hishands in that. Let's hear it for
the girls, the numbers are in. In the NCAA Women's championship game on
Sunday between South Carolina and Iowa brokethe record for most watched women's college basketball
game in history, averaging eight pointseven million viewers and peaking at twenty four
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million. It was the most watchedbasketball game men or women's, college or
pro since twenty nineteen. More peopletuned into the game broadcast on ABC than
every World Series game last year andevery NBA Finals game last year. And
you know who was in the WorldSeries last year? Our Texas Rangers boys
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and Caitlyn Clark helped lift the women'sbasketball teams over the range. Caitlyn one,
Caitlyn T shirt. Please yeah,all right. Now, let's say
congratulations to Dallas Mavericks guard Kyrie Irving. He was named the NBA Western Conference
Player of the Week. Boston Celticsforward center Christops Porzingis was named the NBA
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Eastern Conference Player of the Week.Now, the man's are in Charlotte tonight.
They took on the Hornets with atip off at six pm. The
Dallas Stars are on the ice athome tonight. American Airlines Senator to face
off of the Buffalo Sabers. Thepuck drops tonight at seven o'clock. And
since they see the sports of allsorts. Tony Pirano of Decatur, Illinois
is a man with some serious lowerbody strength. On April fifth, he
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set out to break the record formost squats done in a twenty four hour
period. Started at five in themorning and he commenced squatting, and one
full day later ended up shattering theprevious record by one thousand squats, finishing
with twenty six thousand, one hundredsquads. The bomb Oh my gosh,
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I can't even do ten. Itwas all done to raise money and awarance
for the Marion County Horizon Center,which provides resources for adults with mental disabilities.
So it was for a very goodcause. Stick around the freaking fool
file. He's coming up next onthe Bow and Them Show on lone Star
ninety two five Leonard Skinner on Dallasfort Worth's classic rock Loan Star ninety two
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to five to Bowe and Them Showwith Anna and Ao in for Boat Roberts,
who's going to be checking in nexthour. You don't want to miss
out, and we'll see how hespent the total solar eclipse that's coming up
in the seven o'clock hour here onlone Star ninety two to five. But
right now it is time for thefreaking fool file. Okay, so if
you happen to have a box ofold grenades laying around, you should probably
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let the local authorities know so thatthey can come over and pick them up.
Do not bring them into the policestation and say, hey, look
what I have here. A Californiaresident walked into the Pleasanton Police Department last
week and dropped off a box ofgrenades that he found in his garage.
What is the apes? Unbeknownst tohim, the grenades were live. That's
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right, they could have gone boomat any time in between the garage and
the police station. Please call thebomb squad into the lobby to pick them
up and move them to an areawhere they could be safely destroyed. It's
not exactly clear how those old grenadeswere or how they turned up in this
guy's garage, but I do lovethe pleasant And Police department social media post
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about the incidents. They say,if you find any potentially dangerous explosives,
please do not touch them. Callus, yes, step back, and
please give us a heads up.Thanks in advance for the heads up.
Getting a speeding ticket really really sucks. It's not as bad as dealing with
grenades, but you know what suckseven more is when you get a ticket
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for a car that was clocked speedingwhile it was on the back of a
tow truck. How is that possible? So the tow truck, yeah,
he was hauling ass and I assumeit was an automated system. Let's see
here. This is in Cleveland andit's Joe N. Gibson, and she
was shocked. She received a onehundred and five dollars speeding ticket in the
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mail from the city, and especiallysince the photo of the speeding vehicle shows
it clearly was being transported on theback of a flatbed truck on the way
to a mechanics garage, so theyonly got her license plate, not the
tow truck drivers, So it lookslike both of them got popped with speeding
Tickets's crazy. So Gibson went tothe cops for help, and she was
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directed to a third party vendor thathandles their speeding tickets, and they have
just been batting the issue around.The government officials seemingly are doing nothing but
passing the buck. Gibson is concernedabout the effects the ticket could have on
her driving record and her insurance rates. One bad speeding ticket, your insurance
rates could go up one hundred bucks. Sea like that. I can't believe
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that. I mean, you wouldthink that it would be the tow truck
driver that would get the TI itnot her call. Listen to this story.
Texas police have arrested fifty six yearold Gonzuelo Maria Dalbao and her eighteen
year old daughter Isabella for traveling acrosscountry to give illegal butt injections for six
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thousand dollars. Oh like vanity staff, Yes, both talk, yes like
the Brazilian butt lift. Cops saythe duo we're planning to inject an unlabeled
brown liquid into the ass of acustomer is past Wednesday, but that the
customer ended up being an undercover policeofficer. The mother daughter booty enhancement team
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also reportedly gave the officer a Xanaxto relax them before this illegal butt enhancing
procedure. Both have been charged withunlawfully practicing medicine without a license, and
the mom was also hit with acharge for delivering a controlled substance. Even
after the arrest, Gonzuelo maintained thatwhat she does she does from the heart
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because their clients they really need biggerbuffee. And it's not just about the
money. I'm helping them because theyhave flat ass syndrome. Oh, my
gosh, and it happened here inTexas. My gosh, So the police
did their first ever booty butt liftsting. I love that. There's got
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to be a TV show in there. Somewhere over in China is a place
that I need to visit someday.It's a pet cafe and them all in
China, and there's one hundred huskiesthat just run around inside the cafe.
It's enclosed, and while people goin there and sip their coffee and have
their Danish or whatever, they getto pet the huskies hang out with them.
Looks sound great, awesome. Iwould love to do something like that.
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Workers at the cafe, which letvisitors play with the dogs as they
sip on tea, went into apanic when the herd of one hundred full
grown huskies found an open door andbig made a break. They are all
left. Yes, this isn't littleweak dogs with short legs or anything.
These are huskies that are ready topull a sled eight hundred miles. You
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know. The dogs ran wild aroundthe entire mall stunning shoppers. It took
a very long time, but eventuallyall the pups are rounded back up and
everybody's okay, that's awesome. GoodHey, race fans, listen up.
The Auto Trader Echo Park Automotive fourhundred coming to Texas Motor Speedway this Sunday,
and Lone Star ninety two to fivewants you to NASCAR like a rock
star. Coming up at seven fifty, we're gonna have your shot at a
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family four pack of tickets that's comingup next hour right here on the Bow
and Them show on Dallas Fort WorthsClassic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Sony be in Houston April twenty eighthat NRG Stadium, The Rolling Stones
on Dallas fort Worths Classic Rock loneStar ninety two to five. So following
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them show with Ann and Ao infor Bow, Roberts Bow is going to
be checking in around seven forty.We're going to get our Bow update from
the Bow Bunker. That's what we'llcall his new inn. Whoah Bunker,
I love it, Anna, Thisis new in home studio the Bo Buonfer.
So find out what Bo's been upto, what he did during the
Total Salary Eclipse at seven forty.But since it's Toy Box Tuesday, we
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went through the archives and friend ofthe show d L. Hugley is going
to be at the Addison Improv thisweekend and he is sending Bo best wishes
because normally when he's in town hewants to be on with Bo Roberts.
He's rare to come up and dothe show live, huh, is he
is? He loves Bo so much. Well, back in the day,
d L stopped by to visit Boand Jim And here's what happened. We
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finally got dal Hugley in here.Wanting him in for a long time.
I remember you had the TV show, right, Yeah, yeah, do
you miss doing TV? Really?I think? I think it's just so
different now. Yeah, the theclimbing now, reality shows like I think
and have like this permeate the scene, I think. And it's it's really
kind of a statement as to ourattentions fan douse, anybody who goes home
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to watch other people live, likewe gotta hurry up there living. But
nothing, nothing is the same.I remember, like like even like cell
phones we used to uh if youever like like get up and do that
cell phone pack because you thought youwas Oh my damn self, your cell
phone will turn you to a crankyand you'll walk up to a total stranger
and asked for you cannot borrow yourcharger man? Yeah, let me borrow
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your charge man. Yeah, let'sgo in the bathroom. I'll get you
on. Let me hit that chargerman doing anything illegals shut me a tax
whoever. I'll call you if Iright, right, right, right right.
So I think it's just because andit's that kind of thing like where
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people I think television it's very few, well written true you know, I
think like Modern Family is very funny. Family is funny that g C.
B. Christian. Yeah, Ilike that. Yeah, people get very
upset about it because it's true andit's filmed here around Dallas. And the
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lady who's the mom of the girl. You know, her dog's names are
Tony and Romo. There you seethat in the first episode. Now you're
in TV, you're gonna be onGlory Days. We we did Gloyd Days
and this weekend I'm gonna do uhnext week, I'll be co hosting with
Kelly. I miss Readi's ex likehe's the only dude. Nobody is like
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everybody like university, like no matterwhat part of the country is so but
he's doing that. He would talklike he was ficing to get mad.
Just the show is bad with herby herself. Oh yeah, you know
I'm going there. You know you'regonna write things up. This goes next.
People also a view community you wenton. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I did you know? It was? Those women drive me crazy?
Oh yeah, they drive everybody.Well, I think if I wanted to
hear women talk, I stay home. At least you know how to respond
to that. Yeah. I don'ttalk. Yeah, I leave. I
go on the road is what Ido. My wife. I've been gone
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three days. I don't even knowhow you didn't miss me you were talking
about but even but yeah, Ithink just all the things that are on.
I just guy watched Sports Center inthe news. That's pretty much.
So you're not a Jersey Shore fan. Oh no, I have no use
for those people. I know.You did the voiceover for Inspector Gadget.
Yeah. Yeah, what you didn'tinspect your gadget? He was the Gadget
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car. Yeah, the Gadget car. Yeah, And it's hard to like
here's the sad thing. It's hardto like be an animated car when you're
high on the car. I gota gadget for you. Bath's call.
When he opened his car, theseeds fell out, which gets what do
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you call the car bongy? Butyou know you're a little younger than I.
But but we're kind of from thesame era. What people cared about.
Yeah, and you used to getwhippings in school. Yeah, but
you can't do that now because youget a whipping in school, then when
you got home you get another asswhooping because what you got a whipping in
school? Comment? You know,and we turned out. Well wait,
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that's a bad example. But wellno, that's not Well here's the thing
I think that there are like nowkids get bullied at school. When we
were growing up, they used tomake you see that sticks and stones may
break my but yeah, or theysaid, you know, he could say
whatever you want about you, butif you ever put his hands on you,
pike a stick and you knocked thehell out of exactly. Now kids
get bullied on Facebook. You couldn'ttell my father I'm bullied on a computer.
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What cuts the computer off? Yousee how you can't hear what he
said. Yeah, and to thepoint where someone commits suicide over over somebody
saying something for you and cyber rightand if And obviously I think that children
now are are just now everybody getsa trophy, like may we's going up
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to the best guy. I gota trophy and all the girls and you
got a ribbon, and you wasashamed of that ribbon. Now everybody get
a trophy and it's called participant.If you got a trophy that said participant,
you a loser, like you don'tgo home, daddy. I got
the trophy because I was there.Yeah, because when you get into real
life and you finally have to actuallylose it something, Oh, I'm not
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ready to deal with this emotionally.And I think that that's like where when
you look at what's happened, we'relike more and more emasculated, We're more
and more of a country when nobodywin, Like they don't even give grades
anymore, Like they give everybody thesame, you know, like satisfactory,
unsatisfied. Right, what's you in? Son? Son? So? And
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I think it's it really kind ofis is like than the men like my
father, your father would do anythingthey had to to take care of their
family. Yes, now they aremen who would rather let women take care.
That's ridiculous, Like they rather playPlayStation than get it take care of.
How about going outside kids? Right? You know? And there's a
survey that talks exactly what you're talkingabout there. It says that guys are
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striking out at the workforce or makingless money. They're not attracting as many
women as many as the marriage rateis declining. More men are under educated,
underemployed, undermarried, and they're justfed up. Like the nation full
of good times, remember, becausemen like even football like like and I
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understand that obviously some rules probably shouldhave been in place because you know,
you know, concussion and stuff likethat. But but now you have to
you you can't hit somebody when theycan't protect themselves helmet to helmet helmet right,
like the Saints losing the coach bountygate here. But everybody, I
guarantee you football players ten years agothey all heard it. See what did
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I say? What did I beengoing on for? Deck? You actually
did say that, But it isagainst the rule that those guys were warned
to stop it, and they continuedto compensate they want the Super Bowl because
they because at the expense of somebodyelse's health. No, I don't,
you're absolutely right, but yeah,you see, you see he's not right.
But except that, you know,like in the sec they say,
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if you ain't cheating, you ain'ttrying. Absolutely, because I think ultimately
there's there there are rules, andthere are rules that everybody kind of nod
and wink and nods and winkend ye. Then these cats all say the most
politically great thing. They always saythat's that everybody has done that and and
they're getting in trouble just like becausethey got compensated and they got warned.
That's what that's the problem. Butit's it's very nuanced because now a kickoff
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if you if you smack somebody,knocked somebody out, but now you want
to hurt somebody, you don't wantto injure them. That that's that's that's
what's the difference is I can't tellif I'm trying to not the hell out
of you what happens to you physically? Well, how you can tell us
if you get paid one thousand dollarsafterwards. But they all do though,
Hey, I all do if Igive you a hundred, will you hit
radio Neil Hugley the Arlington IMPROVU man, wait wait to finally get you on
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the show. I'm please come backagain and you can take that Lindsay lay
and play for if you want to. Yeah, those lonely nights in the
hotel room, you know, becauseporno on the laptop is hard. Yeah,
fuffering them Shot Dallas Forwards, Classicrob Mom Star ninety two to five
with Green Day on the Bow andThem Show with Anna and Ao in for
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Bow Roberts. He'll be checking inaround seven forty, but he's already texting
me and saying, hey, Iheard it was international. Be kind to
Lawyer's Day. You know, it'stoy Box Tuesday and there is a barbecue
Bob with lawyer jokes that you couldplay. So in honor of Bo Roberts,
who is producing the show from theBow Bunker. Here. Yeah,
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here's barbecue Bob. Write these lawyerjokes down. They are sweet. Oh
bowl, let the lawyer jokes begin, all right? Hey, hey,
hey, what's the difference between Godand a lawyer? What? God doesn't
think he's a lawyer? How manylawyers does it take? To change the
light. Bull, I don't know. Well, how much money do you
go? Okay? What do youget when you put a lawyer in a
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microwave? I don't know, eightminutes in his office, but you get
billed for eight hours? Okay?Hear about the lawyer hurting an accident?
No, an ambulance stopped suddenly andhe ran into the back of What the
lawyers do after they die? Whatthey lie? Still? Okay? How
can you tell if a lawyer's willhung? I don't know. You can't
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get your finger between the rope andhis nest. Hey, hey, hey,
you're stranded on the desert islands.Yeah, with Adolf Hitler, a
till of the hont and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only
two bullets? What do you do? I don't know. You shoot the
lawyer twice? What's the difference betweena dead dog that the road and the
dead lawyer in the road? Whattheir skid marks in front of the dog?
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Why did God make snakes just beforehe made lawyers practice? Why are
there so many lawyers in the US. Why because Saint Patrick chases the snakes
that I heard, I'm just gettinglone where Dracula learn to suck blood?
Where law school? What do youget when you cross the librarian with a
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lawyer? What all the information youneed but you can't understand the damn word?
What the honest lawyers in UFOs havein common? You hear about them,
but you never see. What doyou call a lawyer gone bad?
What your honor? What do youcall a judge gone bad? What?
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What's the difference between a good lawyerand a great lawyer? I don't know.
A good lawyer knows a law Agreat lawyer knows the judge. Who
lawyers die? Why don't vultrs eatthem? Why? Because even vultures have
tasted? Where can you find agood ware at the city Morge? What's
difference between a porcupine and a Mercedesfull of lawyer? I don't know.
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The porcupine has the pricks on theoutside. Okay, lawyer's die? Why
did they bury him six hundred feetunderground? Why? Because deep down the
really nice guy? What's the definitionof mixed emotions? What watching your lawyer
drive over a cliff and your newferrari you're killing me? Killing me?
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I got a mustards. They're stuckin Adulla. Bye Bob, listen to
me. Did you bump your kneeon a deskd wake and now you've got
a big, ugly bruise? Hey, you've been disfigured. You know what
you can sue. Are you constantlyharassed by your boss day and day out,
telling you when to show up,what did do, how to do
it, when to do it?Hey, that's emotional distress. You know
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what you can sue. Did youput your ear against the closed office door
and heard a filthy joke that offended? Yet it sounds like more emotional distress
to me. You know what youcan sue. Called the law firm of
Speakman scrote by a Testica and testaka. Now we'll get you the compensation you
damn well deserved if you've been injured, harassed, or emotionally distressed at the
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White Place or anywhere else. Hey, did you bite into a hamburger and
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It's the bow in Them Show andan ao in for Bo Roberts.
(32:05):
It is a toy Box Tuesday.And of course when we go through the
archives, there are so many thingsthat we can choose from over the years,
I mean forty plus years that Boand Jim were on the air,
and then of course with Randy andyou and I joining the show. So
one thing that I've really missed,ao what is Bo doing? Did you
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know where he smartens us up asmidgen? So what do you say?
We go through the archives and finda did you know? From bo Roberts.
Yeah, this is gonna be great. Here's a good one. It's
time for did you know? Andour first one is a day in history?
Yeah? Did you know? Onthis date in eighteen sixty five,
John Wilkes Booth shot President Lincoln atFord's Theater in Washington, d C.
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And the President died the following day. John Wilkes Booth was the actor of
his time. It would be likeLeonardo DiCaprio shooting already. Wow, But
yeah, it happened on this datein eighteen sixty five. And you know
who was there, don't you?Oh? Yeah, they might hear I
have a relative in that family atlied like a dog, not talking about
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once in a while, talking aboutit all the time. You didn't even
believe they were a relative to gets. I'll taper work Over had an uncle
like this. His name was BenfordSmith Wilson. We'll call him Uncle b
S. Uncle BS. Where wereyou? April fourteenth, eighteen sixty five?
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April you fourteenth, eighteen sixty five, bodyguard Ford's Theater, Washington,
d C. Eating popcorn, birddog and Lincoln and trying to catch a
last half or some play about somebody'scousin up to my ice and milk duds,
large pepsi and a roll full ofnose bleed seats. About that time,
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one of them Hollywood Taxx tries tosneak past me in a mustache and
raid man sunglasses. I said,you're either a booth or one of them
Bowling brothers. There's Lincoln gonna shootme. If I don't get your autogram
here holess, peestel and popcorn,I won't go get something to write with
it. And as they say,the rest is history. Did you also
(34:20):
know what play dough was originally usedas a wallpaper cleaner? Oh, the
compound that eventually became playdough debuted afull twenty two years before play dough hit
the shell Wow bubble Wrap. Bubblerap was invented in nineteen fifty seven by
engineers Alfred Fielding and Mark Chauvinez inHawthorne, New Jersey. Fielding in Chavenez
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sealed two shower curtains together, creatinga smattering of air bubbles, which they
originally tried to sell as wallpaper,but nobody wanted wallpaper with bubbles in it.
Did you know There is no suchthing as being double jointed. There
are, however, people who haveloose joints, meaning they're connective tissues like
the ligaments and stuff do do notdo as good a job of holding their
(35:07):
joints in place, causing them tomove more freely. This allows such people
to do freaky things with their jointsand makes them naturally more flexible, but
it does not make them contortionists.Being a contortionist comes from training and not
being born a certain way. Yeah, you that, but what's this?
Oh no, my thumb did thatday. That's the first time I've seen
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that. Remind me and we'll doit on the after show deconvertion. I
was born. There's a pinbone that'ssupposed to go fil here. I don't
have one in either one or No, No, not at all. I
mean I was gripping myself just theother day. That is growth. Nothing
slipped off. No, I'll showwell, remind me and I'll show you
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on the f show pod. Okay, so if people on Facebook log can
go you're gross. Did you knowa hot thrown away in the landfill can
still be edible after almost twenty years? Yung makes you hungry? Don't it.
Did you know that a male bwhen he has sex with the queen
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and he climaxes, he dies.You know why he dies because his testicles
explode? Oh wow, way togo? That would that? Would hi?
You come and go at the sametime? Ho, did you know
(36:34):
half of all humans who have everlived have died from malaria? That means
that the mosquito is the most deadlycreature other than man on earth? Yes?
And did you know you replace everyparticle in your body every seven years?
So you are literally not the sameperson you were seven years. How
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do you call BF up? Time? You bob be in? Somebody's wrong
and you love? Oh? Sorry, Bow, you were right. I'm
the man yesterday I had more solsthan I used to. Hey, we
never said we'd make you smarter.Journey on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone
Star ninety two to five. It'sthe Bow and Them show with a an
(37:21):
ao inn for Bo Roberts. Andif you missed the update last hour when
Bo called in to let us knowhow he's doing, what was going on
where he saw the eclipse. We'regonna play that back at nine fifty.
But right now, let's take alook at what's going on in the world.
So, did you see the footageof that Southwest Airlines flight from Sunday?
No I heard about this? Tellme more. The Federal Aviation Administration
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is investigating an incident in which anengine cover fell off a Southwest Airlines flight
on Sunday now. According to theFAA, flight thirty six ninety five,
which was headed for Houston from Denver, returned safely to Denver International Airport around
eight fifteen Sunday morning after the crewreported that an engine cover fell off during
takeoff and struck a wing flap.The plane landed safely and was towed to
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the gate after landing. None ofthe one hundred and thirty five passengers or
six crew members were injured in theincident, but they were definitely scared out
of their wits. Footage taken bysome of the passengers showed what appeared to
be that part of the plane hangingoff and then flapping in the breeze as
they were taking off, and oneperson who took a video said it all
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blew away. It peeled off withinthe first ten minutes of the flight.
They said they felt a kind ofa bump and a jolt, and they
looked out the window and then theysee this piece flying off. Can you
imagine what was going through their hunkof the engine flies off and then strikes
a vital part of the plane.It's just like the cover of the engine.
So it wasn't like a part ofthe engine, but the cover.
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So I guess they weren't in anymortal danger. But still, you know,
you look at that and you're like, oh my gosh, we're all
going to die. That's enough toexpect freeze ax from the airline, you
would think, or at least foryes and now, if you stared at
the sun yesterday unprotectedly and in amazement, you should know by now whether your
eclipse glasses managed to keep you safe. If you google trend hurt eyes,
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you're going to be joining a verybig club of people who are researching the
same thing right now. American Academyof Ophthalmology information says the symptoms of an
eye injury typically begin within six hoursof exposure to the sun, could be
present after twelve hours. Symptoms ofeye damage could include blurry vision, headache,
a blind spot in your central vision, and one or both eyes,
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increased sensitivity, to light distorted visions, such as you look at a straight
line and it doesn't look straight,and it looks bent. Something's jacked up
with your eyes. And also theway that you see color, which is
a disorder called dyschroma topsia, couldalso help you out. I hope you
guys were all careful yesterday. Isaw a bunch of people on TV while
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watching CNN's coverage after Totadi, andthey weren't wearing their glasses. They're staring
up. I don't believe the experts. I love this story from Fox four
last night. A baby born atMethodist Mansfield Medical Center during a once in
a lifetime eclipse has a very fittingname, Soul. Celeste Alvarez was born
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at one four pm yesterday, soaround thirty six minutes before Totaudi. Soul,
of course, is the Spanish wordfor son now. Soul's mom,
Alicia, says the baby was duenext week but made a surprise early appearance,
perhaps due to the cosmic intervention fromthe eclipse. You'd be the judge.
The six pound, seven ounce babygirl has a four year old sister
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named Luna, which is Spanish formood. Both mother and baby are said
to be doing well. Congratulations tothe Alvarees family and from the very young
human beings of the world to thevery oldest. There is a new holder
for the title of oldest man inthe world. Old Now. Recently there
was the death of Juan Vicente PerezMora in Venezuela. This is just before
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he turned one hundred and fifteen.Get down on it. Followed days later
by the passing of one hundred andtwelve year old Giesseboro Sonobe of Japan.
So Guinness went looking to crown thenew record holder and they found him at
a lovely retirement home in Southport,England. One hundred and eleven year old
John Elfred tennis Wood Wow. Onehundred eleven now believe to be the oldest
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living man in the world. TennisWood says his longevity is due to quote
pure luck, jump and doing everythingin moderation. That also helps. You
could have a little bit of everythingin the world, even cheesecake, you
just don't want to eat the wholedamn thing, he says. You can
either live long or you live short. You can't do much about it,
so make the most of it.I don't think I want to live to
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one hundred and eleven. I'm tirednow. That sounds like a lot of
struggles, aches and creeks, doesn'tit. How cute was the fort Worth
Man, the one hundred and fiveyear old who saw his thirteen the clips
yesterday? Yeah, yeah, Ilove him. Laverne Biser I think was
his name. He was so cute. We did the story a couple of
weeks back ahead of the total solareclipse. So the good guys fourteenth LMC
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truck Spring lone Star Nationals is comingup the weekend of April twenty six through
twenty eighth, and we have yourtickets coming up in the lone Star ticket
window, so don't go away.That's coming up. And if you weren't
able to see Billy Joel at atand T Stadium last month, guess what,
you can check out the one hundredthBilly Joel at Madison Square Gardens special.
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It's going to air this Sunday nighton CBS. That's going to be
so and his co headliner Stevie Nextis going to play in the area again
too, so you can make itout. Oh yeah, she's going to
be at Lucas Lucas Oil soil.Yeah, yeah, May tenth. Okay,
so who was our big winner forthose tickets to Texas Motor Speedway the
weekend of April twenty sixth Michael Haslettfirst time. Heay, we love it
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when we have first time with Michaelsaid, Oh, I've won a ton
of stuff in my life, butnever on the radio, like, Okay,
your life is going to change.Well, good for you. Thank
you so much for listening, andwe hope to see you out there April
twenty six, the weekend of Apriltwenty six that's right. So if you
missed Bow's update earlier this morning,and he's been checking in around seven forty,
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if you missed the update, we'regonna play it again in around an
hour, around nine fifty. He'lllet us know about his total solar eclipse
experience and a lot more that's comingup at nine fifty. But right now,
I want to wish a very happyanniversary to Rascule in good standing Ray
Watson. He and his wife arecelebrating their nineteenth wedding anniversary. And one
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thing that I can honestly say aboutthe Bow and them listeners is they are
the best in the whole wide world. Yeah. I've been in radio a
long long time. It's a nicelittle community and it's nice to get in
there at six am and look atthe Facebook stream and see everyone talking to
each other. Oh, they loveit. H Morning Gorning, Good morning.
More people from all over from SanAntonio, in Colorado and here in
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North Texas. And they have reallyreally been so supportive of us AO as
Bo's been out. Lots of complimentsfor what we're trying to do with Bo's
absence, lots of get will wishesfor our bow Robert. So thank you
all so much from the bottom ofour heart. And happy anniversary to Ray
Watson and Missus Watson nineteen years.Wow, how how is that possible?
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It's Lone Star ninety two five.When it comes to Bo's injuries, I
don't think it hurts so good lessit's hard. He's on medication, thankfully.
And we're going to have an updateour from our own Bo Roberts coming
up at around nine to fifteen incase you missed it earlier. It's Dallas
fort Worth's classic rock Lone Star ninetytwo five with the Bow in Them show
and an AO in for Bo Robertsand don't forget tomorrow. We have more
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of those family four packs to giveaway. That's right, seven fifty am
every day this week. We wantyou and three gaps to join us at
Texas Motter Speedway NASCAR Action. Andit's really the only big NASCAR thing that
we have coming around our neighborhood thisseason is the Autotrader Echo Park Automotive four
hundred. It's this Sunday at TexasMotter Speedway, bowing them live broadcast thirty
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eight Special concert track side. Ithink we start at ten am, right,
We're gonna be broadcasting live starting atten Yeah, yeah, it's a
two hour jobby. I know that'sa noon and then we'll go and introduce
thirty eight Special. Yeah, we'regoing to have a couple of people sit
down and talk to us there,maybe a rock star, maybe a NASCAR
expert. And I think we've gotsomeone coming in from TVs on Mark Fabers
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coming in Thursday morning in the eighto'clock hour, and he always brings some
good that's right. He's the GMof TMS and he knows what the hell
he's talking about. He's a greatguy, so can hardly wait to see
him on Thursday to talk racing.Okay, so let's talk time oysters up
on the Bow and Them show pagetoday. If you're getting to work,
don't want to start working immediately headover to lone Star ninety two to five
(45:58):
dot com and check out our timeway In case you missed it, last
night, Metallica shared a clip oftheir cover of Elton John's Funeral of a
Friend Love Lies Bleeding on their socialmedia and we have the video up on
our page that you can check out. It was on last night's Gershwin Prize
for Popular Music honoring Elton John andBernie Tuppen, and the full performance and
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show. If you missed it isgoing to be on the PBS Passport app
because it aired last night. Itotally missed out on it. I was
fast asleep and speaking of Elton EltonJohn's twenty nineteen film Rocketman, which he
describes as a musical fantasy and nota biopic, has been passed by Bob
Marley one Love on Billboard's list ofthe top twenty five highest grossing music biopicks.
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Now Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, which Iabsolutely loved that sits a top the
list with the domestic gross of twohundred and sixteen point four million dollars.
So I talked about how Elton saidit's more of a musical fat fantasy than
a And here's Elbe talking about that. It's a musical fantasy. The music
carras the scenes through the dark side, and it gets lifted by the music.
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Things are out of order in thefilm. They're not in the right
order, they're not chronological. Andeven though the movie has very dark moments
in it, it's ultimately joyous becauseI get redemption just when you go through
one bad scene, then the musicwill lift you to another. The film
is like Grease meets all that Jazzmeets Tommy. I love that. I
love that. And we have thewhole list of all the biopics that are
(47:30):
on that list. Yeah, that'sa good little weekend. That's a good
week in a movie socificate. Youbinge on a rainy weekend. And by
the way, where is the rain? Oh should be very very quiet?
He flashback. With all the hooplasssurrounding yesterday's total solar eclipse, I thought
it would be cool to see Ausyperforming during an eclipse. Now, this
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performance happened in August of twenty seventeenat the Moonstock Festival in Carterville, Illinois.
It was a four day festival specificallydesigned to celebrate the eclipse of twenty
seventeen. So we have video ofOzsie performing Bark at the Moon and you
see the eclipse happening when it goesinto totality and he's still playing on stage.
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It's incredible. And then the crowddoes what the crowd did yesterday.
It goes into eclipse mode and everyonegoes they lose their mind and Pink Floyd.
I don't know if you heard aboutthis, but they held this competition
to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of theDark Side of the Moon. But some
fans aren't very happy with the bandnow because they asked fans to create videos
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for each of the tracks on therecord, and an AI generated video was
among the winners. Damian com submittedthe video for any color you like,
and he was apparently upfront that heused AI to create the video and then
he won for that track. Now, he didn't win the overall competition,
but he won for that track,and a lot of fans are very very
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upset. Call foul if you wantto see that video and the video of
the one that won. You cancheck that out on our page. And
finally, we did the story thismorning in the freaking Fool File and you
said, you want to go tothis pet cafe in China. Yeah,
one hundred huskies running around while yousip your coffee. I'm down for that.
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Yeah, but all you need isfor one person to leave the door
open and the huskies to escape.We have the video of these one hundred
huskies that left the pet cafe andstarted wandering the hallways of this mall.
If you want to check it out, it's on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two tofive dot com hopefully, and they'll be
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playing that tonight at the MAVs game, Chris. They're playing in Charlotte,
So why would the Hornets fans playthat for the MAVs. They could just
be nice about it the defeat,right, And then of course they could
play it at the American Airline Centerbecause the Stars are playing tonight and the
Rangers are at the Shed tonight againstthe Oakland A's. It's a busy night
for our teams, very busy.So earlier Bo Roberts checked in with us
(50:04):
to give us his daily updates thatwe play at seven point forty and in
case you missed it, we've gotit right here live from Bow's Bunker,
bowing them show minus Bow. Hey, yo, doing young people, just
kicking in and seeing what's going onand making sure you didn't stare at the
sun, because please, did everybodysee the eclipse? Oh my gosh,
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it was incredible? Yeah. Wasn'tit cool when you could actually take your
glasses off and see the diamond ringin the sky and how it got dark.
It got dark and all my lightsin the backyard came off. It
was kind of cool. Yeah.It was like a big black and gray,
gooey marble. Or was that justthe drugs? For me? I'm
not sure. It looked like anoreo. I guess it did an oreo.
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I don't know about you, Bowl, but I wasn't expecting to just
have my mind blown went and totalityhit. It was just awe inspiring.
Well, now, I saw inthe clipse back in the eighties, I
remember, but I didn't really payas much attention to it as I did
to this one because I knew,well, it's going to be the last
one I see. But it wasreally cool and the TV stations wouldn't stop
(51:15):
talking about it. But I getit. I get it. It was
a cool thing to happen. Soyou were on your backyard. Did you
hobble out there? Oh yeah,I hobbled around, found me a chair,
got my glasses and looked up.Okay, this is going to take
a while. So I went backin came out when it was better,
I don't know, five minutes beforetotality, and it was cool. I
could see stars, I could seeVenus, and I think Jupiter was bo
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Did you have your expectations exceeded?A lot of us did, And I'm
curious if you expected less than whatyou saw. Oh no, I expected
it to be just as cool asit was, And I understand. Ao.
Didn't you go to the Margaret HuntHill Bridge, Yes, dude,
it was like a Stone's concert.It was thousands of people and and it
(52:00):
finally had a moment where the cloudsparted. It was this big cheering.
It was like a concert. Listen. Did I also hear you guys at
the first of the show say itwas National Librarian Day? Yes, and
we dedicated it to your mom Bobecause I know she was a librarian.
Oh miss Nancy, because me andmy brother, most of the people in
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town didn't really know our names whenwe were younger. They just say,
oh, they're Sam and Nancy's boysright there. But yes, she worked
at the Corsicana Public Library. Thenshe was the librarian at Corsicana High School.
But one thing I'll remember because sometimesshe would go to work on a
Saturday, and my dad was offdoing his work on Saturday, so we
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spend the day at the library.Now, I'm not much of a reader,
but I did find out that theyhave a turntable and headphones so you
could listen to albums. And Ididn't know. I thought it was a
little too hip for the Corsicana publiclife. But they had Jefferson airplane,
they had Quicksilver messenger service, ifyou don't know. These were big bands
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back in that day. And we'dsit there all day and just listen to
the albums. That was cool.That is awesome. So was that kind
of like your first introduction to likereally cool rock and roll? No,
not really, because I had lostmy mind over the Beatles and Stones and
all those bands of birds and allthat from the sixties. But this is
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when I could just actually sit sincewe couldn't go anywhere. We could go
walking around, but it was justsitting there listening to albums that was good.
Listen, let me let me breaksubject for this second. Tell me
you heard about the car that crashedthrough a gym and plane? Oh you
remember that? Oh yeah, SinceI'm staying up later now, I'm watching
late night TV and Steve Kimball orStephen Colbert, I think it was Kimmel.
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But they showed this big hole inthis gym and there was a guy
still running on a treadmill. Hehad no idea what happened. Oh my
gosh, oblivious. Now I thinkhis earbuds were turned up way too high,
so I can't blame the guy.But there's this guy with a big
hole in the gym, and there'spart of a car, and he just
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only in America, y'all, andonly in Texas. Well, we sure
do miss you. Bow. You'refeeling better. How's the pain level?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. It's just the slow, slow process
of healing and rascals. I missevery one of you. I wish I
could talk to you on the faultnear but eventually I'll be back up there.
Love you guys, and I'll seeyou when I see it, and
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I hope it's real real SI,love you brother, both see you by it.
Are you an idiot who took picturesand video of the eclipse? Ruining your
phone? Now? Sure you did? Well? Now there's the Friend's Family
and Destroyed Phones plan from Sun Mobile. Just bring in your destroyed phone and
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Welcome to sun Mobile. How canI help you? Yeah, I need
to trade in this phone. Didyou take pictures of the sun yesterday?
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No, of course not. Idropped it in the toilet and it who
warming here? Just admit what youdid, sir? No, really,
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a video of the sun and destroyedmy phone. Thank you. Here's your
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phone today. Get up, Getup, Get up? Wakey, wakey?
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Wait, not get up? Igot an idea hold on your work
clothes. Let coffee. Brow inthe mood for hot coffee? Do you
want to go get some coffee?I want to get your long I really
gotta get some sleep. Are yousleepy? Surety? Wash your face?
(01:26):
Come on, come on, watupall ready? I don't want to get
up. Join the crowd. Time. I'm not sleeping. I got a
rash. I would love to havea cup of coffee. Thanks for offering.
We just need something to help me, thinks Frank. And we're not
gonna help sorry, dude. Forthe morning, it's about and Them show
(01:51):
with Ann and Ao in for BowRoberts, who is still recuperating, and
it is a toy box Tuesday,so we're gonna be digging into the archives
and finding some of the best orthe worst of the Bow and Them show
as coming up this morning here onthe program. And of course we survived
the total solar eclipse. Wasn't thatamazing? Yeah, I feel a little
(02:12):
different after experiencing that. I feellike I'm a slightly different person now,
you know, I kind of wentin jaded. I felt like, oh
my god, talking about it constantly. We were talking about it constantly,
and then when totality hit around onepoint, it was awe inspiring and it
is wow. And then to heareverybody, I know you were on the
(02:36):
Margaret Hunt Hill Bridge. Yeah,we were on the pedestrian side there,
and it was like a Grateful Deadconcert. It was just pat thousands of
times. I was so sick withallergies yesterday. So immediately after the show,
I had a recording session to dowith a client. Finished that up,
went home and kept myself away becauseI didn't want to Missfia clips,
aren't you glad? And then myneighbor was like, Hey, we're in
(02:58):
the backyard, come on over,So I went over to her house and
oh my gosh, it was justawesome. You know whose pictures you have
to see if you haven't yet.We have a lovely lady here behind the
scenes who runs our offices named GoldenPerry. Own man Anthony took pictures that
will melt every brain on earth.A great video was our former producer on
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one O two nine, Aaron Capitelli. Cappies came SYNCD it up with Pink
Floyd Man. It was just incredible. I mean it it looked like it
had been done by Martin Scorsese.But Cappy, you did such an excellent
job. I hope that you guyshad an amazing experience with your family,
with your friends, whether you wereout in public at one of the many
(03:45):
watch parties or in your own backyard. Which was really nice is when totality
hit is you could hear everybody inour neighborhood, just hooping and hollering,
yeah, going, oh my gosh, down now, did you see any
animals acting funny? Well, therewas a small collection of dogs out there,
and I did have to bring myown dogs. I heard kind of
(04:05):
booked me to gig this thing atMargaret and hun Hillbridge at the last minute,
and I ran down there. Iwas in sweatpants, but it was
amazing, and the dogs seemed tobe more interested in the other dogs,
honestly. And when it got darkand when we all tripped out and what
we were seeing and everything, Ilooked down at my dogs and they were
(04:27):
looking over at other dogs and peoplegoing, I want to meet that person.
I want to meet that I wantto be on at all now.
My neighbor's dog, Teddy was shakingeven before totown really and the cat was
acting really weird cats that cats tripout to that you noticed, like the
birds stopped chirping and stuff. No, and then there was like some chickens
it started crowing during it was itwas crazy. Very Alfred Hitchcock, very
(04:53):
very nice and I'm so glad thatwe all got to experience. And I'm
saying the clouds for it because itwas so oh cloudy, and at one
point I go, what the hellthe clouds were covering up the sun,
and then they parted at just theright time and everybody went wild. I'm
really, really grateful that my expectationsof this were dramatically exceeded, and I'll
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never ever forget it. It's adeathbed moment that you'll think about when you're
one hundred and dying. But yeah, I don't it. There's something at
the eclipse chaser, but I'm gladthat I got to experience. I met
a few we'll talk about it lateron in the show. Today I met
an amazing guy who's been all overthe world. He's been in movies,
and it's coming up at least onthe after show of Nothing Else. Okay,
excellent. So it is toy BoxTuesday. But you may be asking
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yourself April ninth, an ol,what are we celebrating today? Well,
I'm glad you asked. Today isNational Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day.
Okay, honoring the courageous men andwomen who have endured brutal incarceration at the
hands of their captors. Pow.Yes, you are thought of. National
name Yourself Day. You can pickyour own name. You can pick a
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new name today if you want,try a nickname or something entirely different.
National Cherish and Antique Day, andthis week is National Library Week and today
just happens to be National Library WorkersDay. Today we honor the memory of
Bo Robert's mom who was a librarian, first at the public library at Corsicana
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and then at the Corsicana High SchoolLibrary for her Also International be Kind to
Lawyer's Day. Yeah, they probablydo deserve a day for this. National
Chicken Little Day in honor of thescared little chick world was falling. The
sky was falling. National gen andTonic Day, and if you have one
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too many jenectonics, it's National UnicornDay. To go out and celebrate today
for happy hour. Maybe right nowis your happy hour. But right now
we are going to do our morningStretch with our very own bow Roberts.
You ready, Yeah, let's kickoff. This shows the morning Stretch.
Yeah, you'll get ready and ruinour whole careers and our reputation. From
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nineteen eighty two Survivor I have theTiger on Dallas Botwards Classic Rock, Go
Long, Low and Star ninety twoto five, the Bow with Them Show
with you an ao in for BowRoberts. You know what we completely forgot
to mention at the beginning of theprogram is we have a great price to
give away at seven fifty on aToy Box Tuesday. We do. We
have a seven to fifty family fourpack of tickets to join us Sunday at
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the Big Race and that's Texas MotorSpeedway. That is NASCAR, baby,
it is Auto Trader, Echo ParkAutomotive four hundred times starring thirty eight special
live track side right before and bowingthen broadcast. That's right, We're gonna
be out there live, so Ihope to see you out there and good
luck. At seven fifty, sinceit's Toy Box Tuesday, we're gonna play
a commercial for a very retro toyfrom the seventies. And that's all I'm
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going to tell you. Boy orgirl toy. You won't tell me it's
them toy. It's them toy.Okay. It is time now for sports
of all sorts. And it wasnot a good night for our Texas Rangers.
Wow Wow Wow. The Astros JordanAlvarez homer for the second game in
a row among his three hits ofthe night as Houston rallied from an early
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deficit to beat our Texas Rangers tento five last night, earning the split
at two games apiece. In theSilver Boot series, Rangers pitchers held the
Astros to fifteen combined hits in thefirst three games, but they belted eleven
on Monday, including two homers andtwo doubles. Now, the Rangers were
held to eight singles, four ofwhich came in the first inning. Three
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of the rangers four walks also camein the first inning. Team's next meet
up for a three game series beginningthis Friday at Minute Made Park at Houston.
But tonight the Rangers welcomed the OaklandA's to Globelike Field, with Nathan
Yvaldi pitching for the Rangers and AlexWood on the mound for Oakland. First
pitch tonight at the Shed. We'llbe at seven o five and you can
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catch the game on Valley's Sports Southwest. The Yukon Huskies wrapped up a dominant
season with a seventy five sixty winover Purdue. They earned their second straight
NC Double A championship. Ooh raw, this is this sixth national title for
Yukon not bad. Tristan Newton ledthe way for the Huskies with twenty points.
Three others contributed with double figure scoringperformances in the win. Zach Day
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led the Purdue boiler Makers with thirtyseven points. Now. While the nc
double A Men's Championship game last nightwas a big deal in college hoops,
the most shocking story for me yesterdaywas Hall of Fame coach John Calipari walking
away from Kentucky to coach Arkansas.Bye bye, yes, surprise, everybody
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see you want to see it.Calipari had been at Kentucky for fifteen years.
He won four hundred and ten gamesunder their control and won national championship
in twenty twelve. Now he hasa five year contract run the show at
SEC rival Arkansas, and apparently DallasCowboys owner Jerry Jones was in on getting
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him to leave Kentucky and come toArkansas. Because of course, Jerry Jones
an Arkansas boy, he had hishands in that. Let's hear it for
the girls, the numbers are in. In the NCAA Women's championship game on
Sunday between South Carolina and Iowa brokethe record for most watched women's college basketball
game in history, averaging eight pointseven million viewers and peaking at twenty four
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million. It was the most watchedbasketball game men or women's, college or
pro since twenty nineteen. More peopletuned into the game broadcast on ABC than
every World Series game last year andevery NBA Finals game last year. And
you know who was in the WorldSeries last year? Our Texas Rangers boys
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and Caitlyn Clark helped lift the women'sbasketball teams over the range. Caitlyn one,
Caitlyn T shirt. Please yeah,all right. Now, let's say
congratulations to Dallas Mavericks guard Kyrie Irving. He was named the NBA Western Conference
Player of the Week. Boston Celticsforward center Christops Porzingis was named the NBA
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Eastern Conference Player of the Week.Now, the man's are in Charlotte tonight.
They took on the Hornets with atip off at six pm. The
Dallas Stars are on the ice athome tonight. American Airlines Senator to face
off of the Buffalo Sabers. Thepuck drops tonight at seven o'clock. And
since they see the sports of allsorts. Tony Pirano of Decatur, Illinois
is a man with some serious lowerbody strength. On April fifth, he
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set out to break the record formost squats done in a twenty four hour
period. Started at five in themorning and he commenced squatting, and one
full day later ended up shattering theprevious record by one thousand squats, finishing
with twenty six thousand, one hundredsquads. The bomb Oh my gosh,
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I can't even do ten. Itwas all done to raise money and awarance
for the Marion County Horizon Center,which provides resources for adults with mental disabilities.
So it was for a very goodcause. Stick around the freaking fool
file. He's coming up next onthe Bow and Them Show on lone Star
ninety two five Leonard Skinner on Dallasfort Worth's classic rock Loan Star ninety two
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to five to Bowe and Them Showwith Anna and Ao in for Boat Roberts,
who's going to be checking in nexthour. You don't want to miss
out, and we'll see how hespent the total solar eclipse that's coming up
in the seven o'clock hour here onlone Star ninety two to five. But
right now it is time for thefreaking fool file. Okay, so if
you happen to have a box ofold grenades laying around, you should probably
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let the local authorities know so thatthey can come over and pick them up.
Do not bring them into the policestation and say, hey, look
what I have here. A Californiaresident walked into the Pleasanton Police Department last
week and dropped off a box ofgrenades that he found in his garage.
What is the apes? Unbeknownst tohim, the grenades were live. That's
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right, they could have gone boomat any time in between the garage and
the police station. Please call thebomb squad into the lobby to pick them
up and move them to an areawhere they could be safely destroyed. It's
not exactly clear how those old grenadeswere or how they turned up in this
guy's garage, but I do lovethe pleasant And Police department social media post
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about the incidents. They say,if you find any potentially dangerous explosives,
please do not touch them. Callus, yes, step back, and
please give us a heads up.Thanks in advance for the heads up.
Getting a speeding ticket really really sucks. It's not as bad as dealing with
grenades, but you know what suckseven more is when you get a ticket
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for a car that was clocked speedingwhile it was on the back of a
tow truck. How is that possible? So the tow truck, yeah,
he was hauling ass and I assumeit was an automated system. Let's see
here. This is in Cleveland andit's Joe N. Gibson, and she
was shocked. She received a onehundred and five dollars speeding ticket in the
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mail from the city, and especiallysince the photo of the speeding vehicle shows
it clearly was being transported on theback of a flatbed truck on the way
to a mechanics garage, so theyonly got her license plate, not the
tow truck drivers, So it lookslike both of them got popped with speeding
Tickets's crazy. So Gibson went tothe cops for help, and she was
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directed to a third party vendor thathandles their speeding tickets, and they have
just been batting the issue around.The government officials seemingly are doing nothing but
passing the buck. Gibson is concernedabout the effects the ticket could have on
her driving record and her insurance rates. One bad speeding ticket, your insurance
rates could go up one hundred bucks. Sea like that. I can't believe
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that. I mean, you wouldthink that it would be the tow truck
driver that would get the TI itnot her call. Listen to this story.
Texas police have arrested fifty six yearold Gonzuelo Maria Dalbao and her eighteen
year old daughter Isabella for traveling acrosscountry to give illegal butt injections for six
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thousand dollars. Oh like vanity staff, Yes, both talk, yes like
the Brazilian butt lift. Cops saythe duo we're planning to inject an unlabeled
brown liquid into the ass of acustomer is past Wednesday, but that the
customer ended up being an undercover policeofficer. The mother daughter booty enhancement team
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also reportedly gave the officer a Xanaxto relax them before this illegal butt enhancing
procedure. Both have been charged withunlawfully practicing medicine without a license, and
the mom was also hit with acharge for delivering a controlled substance. Even
after the arrest, Gonzuelo maintained thatwhat she does she does from the heart
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because their clients they really need biggerbuffee. And it's not just about the
money. I'm helping them because theyhave flat ass syndrome. Oh, my
gosh, and it happened here inTexas. My gosh, So the police
did their first ever booty butt liftsting. I love that. There's got
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to be a TV show in there. Somewhere over in China is a place
that I need to visit someday.It's a pet cafe and them all in
China, and there's one hundred huskiesthat just run around inside the cafe.
It's enclosed, and while people goin there and sip their coffee and have
their Danish or whatever, they getto pet the huskies hang out with them.
Looks sound great, awesome. Iwould love to do something like that.
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Workers at the cafe, which letvisitors play with the dogs as they
sip on tea, went into apanic when the herd of one hundred full
grown huskies found an open door andbig made a break. They are all
left. Yes, this isn't littleweak dogs with short legs or anything.
These are huskies that are ready topull a sled eight hundred miles. You
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know. The dogs ran wild aroundthe entire mall stunning shoppers. It took
a very long time, but eventuallyall the pups are rounded back up and
everybody's okay, that's awesome. GoodHey, race fans, listen up.
The Auto Trader Echo Park Automotive fourhundred coming to Texas Motor Speedway this Sunday,
and Lone Star ninety two to fivewants you to NASCAR like a rock
star. Coming up at seven fifty, we're gonna have your shot at a
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family four pack of tickets that's comingup next hour right here on the Bow
and Them show on Dallas Fort WorthsClassic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Sony be in Houston April twenty eighthat NRG Stadium, The Rolling Stones
on Dallas fort Worths Classic Rock loneStar ninety two to five. So following
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them show with Ann and Ao infor Bow, Roberts Bow is going to
be checking in around seven forty.We're going to get our Bow update from
the Bow Bunker. That's what we'llcall his new inn. Whoah Bunker,
I love it, Anna, Thisis new in home studio the Bo Buonfer.
So find out what Bo's been upto, what he did during the
Total Salary Eclipse at seven forty.But since it's Toy Box Tuesday, we
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went through the archives and friend ofthe show d L. Hugley is going
to be at the Addison Improv thisweekend and he is sending Bo best wishes
because normally when he's in town hewants to be on with Bo Roberts.
He's rare to come up and dothe show live, huh, is he
is? He loves Bo so much. Well, back in the day,
d L stopped by to visit Boand Jim And here's what happened. We
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finally got dal Hugley in here.Wanting him in for a long time.
I remember you had the TV show, right, Yeah, yeah, do
you miss doing TV? Really?I think? I think it's just so
different now. Yeah, the theclimbing now, reality shows like I think
and have like this permeate the scene, I think. And it's it's really
kind of a statement as to ourattentions fan douse, anybody who goes home
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to watch other people live, likewe gotta hurry up there living. But
nothing, nothing is the same.I remember, like like even like cell
phones we used to uh if youever like like get up and do that
cell phone pack because you thought youwas Oh my damn self, your cell
phone will turn you to a crankyand you'll walk up to a total stranger
and asked for you cannot borrow yourcharger man? Yeah, let me borrow
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your charge man. Yeah, let'sgo in the bathroom. I'll get you
on. Let me hit that chargerman doing anything illegals shut me a tax
whoever. I'll call you if Iright, right, right, right right.
So I think it's just because andit's that kind of thing like where
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people I think television it's very few, well written true you know, I
think like Modern Family is very funny. Family is funny that g C.
B. Christian. Yeah, Ilike that. Yeah, people get very
upset about it because it's true andit's filmed here around Dallas. And the
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lady who's the mom of the girl. You know, her dog's names are
Tony and Romo. There you seethat in the first episode. Now you're
in TV, you're gonna be onGlory Days. We we did Gloyd Days
and this weekend I'm gonna do uhnext week, I'll be co hosting with
Kelly. I miss Readi's ex likehe's the only dude. Nobody is like
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everybody like university, like no matterwhat part of the country is so but
he's doing that. He would talklike he was ficing to get mad.
Just the show is bad with herby herself. Oh yeah, you know
I'm going there. You know you'regonna write things up. This goes next.
People also a view community you wenton. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I did you know? It was? Those women drive me crazy?
Oh yeah, they drive everybody.Well, I think if I wanted to
hear women talk, I stay home. At least you know how to respond
to that. Yeah. I don'ttalk. Yeah, I leave. I
go on the road is what Ido. My wife. I've been gone
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three days. I don't even knowhow you didn't miss me you were talking
about but even but yeah, Ithink just all the things that are on.
I just guy watched Sports Center inthe news. That's pretty much.
So you're not a Jersey Shore fan. Oh no, I have no use
for those people. I know.You did the voiceover for Inspector Gadget.
Yeah. Yeah, what you didn'tinspect your gadget? He was the Gadget
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car. Yeah, the Gadget car. Yeah, And it's hard to like
here's the sad thing. It's hardto like be an animated car when you're
high on the car. I gota gadget for you. Bath's call.
When he opened his car, theseeds fell out, which gets what do
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you call the car bongy? Butyou know you're a little younger than I.
But but we're kind of from thesame era. What people cared about.
Yeah, and you used to getwhippings in school. Yeah, but
you can't do that now because youget a whipping in school, then when
you got home you get another asswhooping because what you got a whipping in
school? Comment? You know,and we turned out. Well wait,
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that's a bad example. But wellno, that's not Well here's the thing
I think that there are like nowkids get bullied at school. When we
were growing up, they used tomake you see that sticks and stones may
break my but yeah, or theysaid, you know, he could say
whatever you want about you, butif you ever put his hands on you,
pike a stick and you knocked thehell out of exactly. Now kids
get bullied on Facebook. You couldn'ttell my father I'm bullied on a computer.
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What cuts the computer off? Yousee how you can't hear what he
said. Yeah, and to thepoint where someone commits suicide over over somebody
saying something for you and cyber rightand if And obviously I think that children
now are are just now everybody getsa trophy, like may we's going up
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to the best guy. I gota trophy and all the girls and you
got a ribbon, and you wasashamed of that ribbon. Now everybody get
a trophy and it's called participant.If you got a trophy that said participant,
you a loser, like you don'tgo home, daddy. I got
the trophy because I was there.Yeah, because when you get into real
life and you finally have to actuallylose it something, Oh, I'm not
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ready to deal with this emotionally.And I think that that's like where when
you look at what's happened, we'relike more and more emasculated, We're more
and more of a country when nobodywin, Like they don't even give grades
anymore, Like they give everybody thesame, you know, like satisfactory,
unsatisfied. Right, what's you in? Son? Son? So? And
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I think it's it really kind ofis is like than the men like my
father, your father would do anythingthey had to to take care of their
family. Yes, now they aremen who would rather let women take care.
That's ridiculous, Like they rather playPlayStation than get it take care of.
How about going outside kids? Right? You know? And there's a
survey that talks exactly what you're talkingabout there. It says that guys are
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striking out at the workforce or makingless money. They're not attracting as many
women as many as the marriage rateis declining. More men are under educated,
underemployed, undermarried, and they're justfed up. Like the nation full
of good times, remember, becausemen like even football like like and I
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understand that obviously some rules probably shouldhave been in place because you know,
you know, concussion and stuff likethat. But but now you have to
you you can't hit somebody when theycan't protect themselves helmet to helmet helmet right,
like the Saints losing the coach bountygate here. But everybody, I
guarantee you football players ten years agothey all heard it. See what did
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I say? What did I beengoing on for? Deck? You actually
did say that, But it isagainst the rule that those guys were warned
to stop it, and they continuedto compensate they want the Super Bowl because
they because at the expense of somebodyelse's health. No, I don't,
you're absolutely right, but yeah,you see, you see he's not right.
But except that, you know,like in the sec they say,
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if you ain't cheating, you ain'ttrying. Absolutely, because I think ultimately
there's there there are rules, andthere are rules that everybody kind of nod
and wink and nods and winkend ye. Then these cats all say the most
politically great thing. They always saythat's that everybody has done that and and
they're getting in trouble just like becausethey got compensated and they got warned.
That's what that's the problem. Butit's it's very nuanced because now a kickoff
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if you if you smack somebody,knocked somebody out, but now you want
to hurt somebody, you don't wantto injure them. That that's that's that's
what's the difference is I can't tellif I'm trying to not the hell out
of you what happens to you physically? Well, how you can tell us
if you get paid one thousand dollarsafterwards. But they all do though,
Hey, I all do if Igive you a hundred, will you hit
radio Neil Hugley the Arlington IMPROVU man, wait wait to finally get you on
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the show. I'm please come backagain and you can take that Lindsay lay
and play for if you want to. Yeah, those lonely nights in the
hotel room, you know, becauseporno on the laptop is hard. Yeah,
fuffering them Shot Dallas Forwards, Classicrob Mom Star ninety two to five
with Green Day on the Bow andThem Show with Anna and Ao in for
(26:36):
Bow Roberts. He'll be checking inaround seven forty, but he's already texting
me and saying, hey, Iheard it was international. Be kind to
Lawyer's Day. You know, it'stoy Box Tuesday and there is a barbecue
Bob with lawyer jokes that you couldplay. So in honor of Bo Roberts,
who is producing the show from theBow Bunker. Here. Yeah,
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here's barbecue Bob. Write these lawyerjokes down. They are sweet. Oh
bowl, let the lawyer jokes begin, all right? Hey, hey,
hey, what's the difference between Godand a lawyer? What? God doesn't
think he's a lawyer? How manylawyers does it take? To change the
light. Bull, I don't know. Well, how much money do you
go? Okay? What do youget when you put a lawyer in a
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microwave? I don't know, eightminutes in his office, but you get
billed for eight hours? Okay?Hear about the lawyer hurting an accident?
No, an ambulance stopped suddenly andhe ran into the back of What the
lawyers do after they die? Whatthey lie? Still? Okay? How
can you tell if a lawyer's willhung? I don't know. You can't
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get your finger between the rope andhis nest. Hey, hey, hey,
you're stranded on the desert islands.Yeah, with Adolf Hitler, a
till of the hont and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only
two bullets? What do you do? I don't know. You shoot the
lawyer twice? What's the difference betweena dead dog that the road and the
dead lawyer in the road? Whattheir skid marks in front of the dog?
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Why did God make snakes just beforehe made lawyers practice? Why are
there so many lawyers in the US. Why because Saint Patrick chases the snakes
that I heard, I'm just gettinglone where Dracula learn to suck blood?
Where law school? What do youget when you cross the librarian with a
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lawyer? What all the information youneed but you can't understand the damn word?
What the honest lawyers in UFOs havein common? You hear about them,
but you never see. What doyou call a lawyer gone bad?
What your honor? What do youcall a judge gone bad? What?
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What's the difference between a good lawyerand a great lawyer? I don't know.
A good lawyer knows a law Agreat lawyer knows the judge. Who
lawyers die? Why don't vultrs eatthem? Why? Because even vultures have
tasted? Where can you find agood ware at the city Morge? What's
difference between a porcupine and a Mercedesfull of lawyer? I don't know.
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The porcupine has the pricks on theoutside. Okay, lawyer's die? Why
did they bury him six hundred feetunderground? Why? Because deep down the
really nice guy? What's the definitionof mixed emotions? What watching your lawyer
drive over a cliff and your newferrari you're killing me? Killing me?
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I got a mustards. They're stuckin Adulla. Bye Bob, listen to
me. Did you bump your kneeon a deskd wake and now you've got
a big, ugly bruise? Hey, you've been disfigured. You know what
you can sue. Are you constantlyharassed by your boss day and day out,
telling you when to show up,what did do, how to do
it, when to do it?Hey, that's emotional distress. You know
(29:52):
what you can sue. Did youput your ear against the closed office door
and heard a filthy joke that offended? Yet it sounds like more emotional distress
to me. You know what youcan sue. Called the law firm of
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damn well deserved if you've been injured, harassed, or emotionally distressed at the
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White Place or anywhere else. Hey, did you bite into a hamburger and
find an onion you didn't want topay? You hate onions? Looks like
you suffered from someone else's negligence.Guess what you can sue. We have
a tough, smart, ruthless anddownright mean as a snake law fer and
you need to hem us ham ushammer until they're squeezed bone dry, and
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Guns n' Roses on tallis for ClassicRock lone Star ninety two to five.
It's the bow in Them Show andan ao in for Bo Roberts.
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It is a toy Box Tuesday.And of course when we go through the
archives, there are so many thingsthat we can choose from over the years,
I mean forty plus years that Boand Jim were on the air,
and then of course with Randy andyou and I joining the show. So
one thing that I've really missed,ao what is Bo doing? Did you
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know where he smartens us up asmidgen? So what do you say?
We go through the archives and finda did you know? From bo Roberts.
Yeah, this is gonna be great. Here's a good one. It's
time for did you know? Andour first one is a day in history?
Yeah? Did you know? Onthis date in eighteen sixty five,
John Wilkes Booth shot President Lincoln atFord's Theater in Washington, d C.
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And the President died the following day. John Wilkes Booth was the actor of
his time. It would be likeLeonardo DiCaprio shooting already. Wow, But
yeah, it happened on this datein eighteen sixty five. And you know
who was there, don't you?Oh? Yeah, they might hear I
have a relative in that family atlied like a dog, not talking about
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once in a while, talking aboutit all the time. You didn't even
believe they were a relative to gets. I'll taper work Over had an uncle
like this. His name was BenfordSmith Wilson. We'll call him Uncle b
S. Uncle BS. Where wereyou? April fourteenth, eighteen sixty five?
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April you fourteenth, eighteen sixty five, bodyguard Ford's Theater, Washington,
d C. Eating popcorn, birddog and Lincoln and trying to catch a
last half or some play about somebody'scousin up to my ice and milk duds,
large pepsi and a roll full ofnose bleed seats. About that time,
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one of them Hollywood Taxx tries tosneak past me in a mustache and
raid man sunglasses. I said,you're either a booth or one of them
Bowling brothers. There's Lincoln gonna shootme. If I don't get your autogram
here holess, peestel and popcorn,I won't go get something to write with
it. And as they say,the rest is history. Did you also
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know what play dough was originally usedas a wallpaper cleaner? Oh, the
compound that eventually became playdough debuted afull twenty two years before play dough hit
the shell Wow bubble Wrap. Bubblerap was invented in nineteen fifty seven by
engineers Alfred Fielding and Mark Chauvinez inHawthorne, New Jersey. Fielding in Chavenez
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sealed two shower curtains together, creatinga smattering of air bubbles, which they
originally tried to sell as wallpaper,but nobody wanted wallpaper with bubbles in it.
Did you know There is no suchthing as being double jointed. There
are, however, people who haveloose joints, meaning they're connective tissues like
the ligaments and stuff do do notdo as good a job of holding their
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joints in place, causing them tomove more freely. This allows such people
to do freaky things with their jointsand makes them naturally more flexible, but
it does not make them contortionists.Being a contortionist comes from training and not
being born a certain way. Yeah, you that, but what's this?
Oh no, my thumb did thatday. That's the first time I've seen
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that. Remind me and we'll doit on the after show deconvertion. I
was born. There's a pinbone that'ssupposed to go fil here. I don't
have one in either one or No, No, not at all. I
mean I was gripping myself just theother day. That is growth. Nothing
slipped off. No, I'll showwell, remind me and I'll show you
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on the f show pod. Okay, so if people on Facebook log can
go you're gross. Did you knowa hot thrown away in the landfill can
still be edible after almost twenty years? Yung makes you hungry? Don't it.
Did you know that a male bwhen he has sex with the queen
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and he climaxes, he dies.You know why he dies because his testicles
explode? Oh wow, way togo? That would that? Would hi?
You come and go at the sametime? Ho, did you know
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half of all humans who have everlived have died from malaria? That means
that the mosquito is the most deadlycreature other than man on earth? Yes?
And did you know you replace everyparticle in your body every seven years?
So you are literally not the sameperson you were seven years. How
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do you call BF up? Time? You bob be in? Somebody's wrong
and you love? Oh? Sorry, Bow, you were right. I'm
the man yesterday I had more solsthan I used to. Hey, we
never said we'd make you smarter.Journey on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone
Star ninety two to five. It'sthe Bow and Them show with a an
(37:21):
ao inn for Bo Roberts. Andif you missed the update last hour when
Bo called in to let us knowhow he's doing, what was going on
where he saw the eclipse. We'regonna play that back at nine fifty.
But right now, let's take alook at what's going on in the world.
So, did you see the footageof that Southwest Airlines flight from Sunday?
No I heard about this? Tellme more. The Federal Aviation Administration
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is investigating an incident in which anengine cover fell off a Southwest Airlines flight
on Sunday now. According to theFAA, flight thirty six ninety five,
which was headed for Houston from Denver, returned safely to Denver International Airport around
eight fifteen Sunday morning after the crewreported that an engine cover fell off during
takeoff and struck a wing flap.The plane landed safely and was towed to
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the gate after landing. None ofthe one hundred and thirty five passengers or
six crew members were injured in theincident, but they were definitely scared out
of their wits. Footage taken bysome of the passengers showed what appeared to
be that part of the plane hangingoff and then flapping in the breeze as
they were taking off, and oneperson who took a video said it all
(38:27):
blew away. It peeled off withinthe first ten minutes of the flight.
They said they felt a kind ofa bump and a jolt, and they
looked out the window and then theysee this piece flying off. Can you
imagine what was going through their hunkof the engine flies off and then strikes
a vital part of the plane.It's just like the cover of the engine.
So it wasn't like a part ofthe engine, but the cover.
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So I guess they weren't in anymortal danger. But still, you know,
you look at that and you're like, oh my gosh, we're all
going to die. That's enough toexpect freeze ax from the airline, you
would think, or at least foryes and now, if you stared at
the sun yesterday unprotectedly and in amazement, you should know by now whether your
eclipse glasses managed to keep you safe. If you google trend hurt eyes,
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you're going to be joining a verybig club of people who are researching the
same thing right now. American Academyof Ophthalmology information says the symptoms of an
eye injury typically begin within six hoursof exposure to the sun, could be
present after twelve hours. Symptoms ofeye damage could include blurry vision, headache,
a blind spot in your central vision, and one or both eyes,
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increased sensitivity, to light distorted visions, such as you look at a straight
line and it doesn't look straight,and it looks bent. Something's jacked up
with your eyes. And also theway that you see color, which is
a disorder called dyschroma topsia, couldalso help you out. I hope you
guys were all careful yesterday. Isaw a bunch of people on TV while
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watching CNN's coverage after Totadi, andthey weren't wearing their glasses. They're staring
up. I don't believe the experts. I love this story from Fox four
last night. A baby born atMethodist Mansfield Medical Center during a once in
a lifetime eclipse has a very fittingname, Soul. Celeste Alvarez was born
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at one four pm yesterday, soaround thirty six minutes before Totaudi. Soul,
of course, is the Spanish wordfor son now. Soul's mom,
Alicia, says the baby was duenext week but made a surprise early appearance,
perhaps due to the cosmic intervention fromthe eclipse. You'd be the judge.
The six pound, seven ounce babygirl has a four year old sister
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named Luna, which is Spanish formood. Both mother and baby are said
to be doing well. Congratulations tothe Alvarees family and from the very young
human beings of the world to thevery oldest. There is a new holder
for the title of oldest man inthe world. Old Now. Recently there
was the death of Juan Vicente PerezMora in Venezuela. This is just before
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he turned one hundred and fifteen.Get down on it. Followed days later
by the passing of one hundred andtwelve year old Giesseboro Sonobe of Japan.
So Guinness went looking to crown thenew record holder and they found him at
a lovely retirement home in Southport,England. One hundred and eleven year old
John Elfred tennis Wood Wow. Onehundred eleven now believe to be the oldest
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living man in the world. TennisWood says his longevity is due to quote
pure luck, jump and doing everythingin moderation. That also helps. You
could have a little bit of everythingin the world, even cheesecake, you
just don't want to eat the wholedamn thing, he says. You can
either live long or you live short. You can't do much about it,
so make the most of it.I don't think I want to live to
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one hundred and eleven. I'm tirednow. That sounds like a lot of
struggles, aches and creeks, doesn'tit. How cute was the fort Worth
Man, the one hundred and fiveyear old who saw his thirteen the clips
yesterday? Yeah, yeah, Ilove him. Laverne Biser I think was
his name. He was so cute. We did the story a couple of
weeks back ahead of the total solareclipse. So the good guys fourteenth LMC
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truck Spring lone Star Nationals is comingup the weekend of April twenty six through
twenty eighth, and we have yourtickets coming up in the lone Star ticket
window, so don't go away.That's coming up. And if you weren't
able to see Billy Joel at atand T Stadium last month, guess what,
you can check out the one hundredthBilly Joel at Madison Square Gardens special.
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It's going to air this Sunday nighton CBS. That's going to be
so and his co headliner Stevie Nextis going to play in the area again
too, so you can make itout. Oh yeah, she's going to
be at Lucas Lucas Oil soil.Yeah, yeah, May tenth. Okay,
so who was our big winner forthose tickets to Texas Motor Speedway the
weekend of April twenty sixth Michael Haslettfirst time. Heay, we love it
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when we have first time with Michaelsaid, Oh, I've won a ton
of stuff in my life, butnever on the radio, like, Okay,
your life is going to change.Well, good for you. Thank
you so much for listening, andwe hope to see you out there April
twenty six, the weekend of Apriltwenty six that's right. So if you
missed Bow's update earlier this morning,and he's been checking in around seven forty,
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if you missed the update, we'regonna play it again in around an
hour, around nine fifty. He'lllet us know about his total solar eclipse
experience and a lot more that's comingup at nine fifty. But right now,
I want to wish a very happyanniversary to Rascule in good standing Ray
Watson. He and his wife arecelebrating their nineteenth wedding anniversary. And one
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thing that I can honestly say aboutthe Bow and them listeners is they are
the best in the whole wide world. Yeah. I've been in radio a
long long time. It's a nicelittle community and it's nice to get in
there at six am and look atthe Facebook stream and see everyone talking to
each other. Oh, they loveit. H Morning Gorning, Good morning.
More people from all over from SanAntonio, in Colorado and here in
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North Texas. And they have reallyreally been so supportive of us AO as
Bo's been out. Lots of complimentsfor what we're trying to do with Bo's
absence, lots of get will wishesfor our bow Robert. So thank you
all so much from the bottom ofour heart. And happy anniversary to Ray
Watson and Missus Watson nineteen years.Wow, how how is that possible?
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It's Lone Star ninety two five.When it comes to Bo's injuries, I
don't think it hurts so good lessit's hard. He's on medication, thankfully.
And we're going to have an updateour from our own Bo Roberts coming
up at around nine to fifteen incase you missed it earlier. It's Dallas
fort Worth's classic rock Lone Star ninetytwo five with the Bow in Them show
and an AO in for Bo Robertsand don't forget tomorrow. We have more
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of those family four packs to giveaway. That's right, seven fifty am
every day this week. We wantyou and three gaps to join us at
Texas Motter Speedway NASCAR Action. Andit's really the only big NASCAR thing that
we have coming around our neighborhood thisseason is the Autotrader Echo Park Automotive four
hundred. It's this Sunday at TexasMotter Speedway, bowing them live broadcast thirty
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eight Special concert track side. Ithink we start at ten am, right,
We're gonna be broadcasting live starting atten Yeah, yeah, it's a
two hour jobby. I know that'sa noon and then we'll go and introduce
thirty eight Special. Yeah, we'regoing to have a couple of people sit
down and talk to us there,maybe a rock star, maybe a NASCAR
expert. And I think we've gotsomeone coming in from TVs on Mark Fabers
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coming in Thursday morning in the eighto'clock hour, and he always brings some
good that's right. He's the GMof TMS and he knows what the hell
he's talking about. He's a greatguy, so can hardly wait to see
him on Thursday to talk racing.Okay, so let's talk time oysters up
on the Bow and Them show pagetoday. If you're getting to work,
don't want to start working immediately headover to lone Star ninety two to five
(45:58):
dot com and check out our timeway In case you missed it, last
night, Metallica shared a clip oftheir cover of Elton John's Funeral of a
Friend Love Lies Bleeding on their socialmedia and we have the video up on
our page that you can check out. It was on last night's Gershwin Prize
for Popular Music honoring Elton John andBernie Tuppen, and the full performance and
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show. If you missed it isgoing to be on the PBS Passport app
because it aired last night. Itotally missed out on it. I was
fast asleep and speaking of Elton EltonJohn's twenty nineteen film Rocketman, which he
describes as a musical fantasy and nota biopic, has been passed by Bob
Marley one Love on Billboard's list ofthe top twenty five highest grossing music biopicks.
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Now Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, which Iabsolutely loved that sits a top the
list with the domestic gross of twohundred and sixteen point four million dollars.
So I talked about how Elton saidit's more of a musical fat fantasy than
a And here's Elbe talking about that. It's a musical fantasy. The music
carras the scenes through the dark side, and it gets lifted by the music.
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Things are out of order in thefilm. They're not in the right
order, they're not chronological. Andeven though the movie has very dark moments
in it, it's ultimately joyous becauseI get redemption just when you go through
one bad scene, then the musicwill lift you to another. The film
is like Grease meets all that Jazzmeets Tommy. I love that. I
love that. And we have thewhole list of all the biopics that are
(47:30):
on that list. Yeah, that'sa good little weekend. That's a good
week in a movie socificate. Youbinge on a rainy weekend. And by
the way, where is the rain? Oh should be very very quiet?
He flashback. With all the hooplasssurrounding yesterday's total solar eclipse, I thought
it would be cool to see Ausyperforming during an eclipse. Now, this
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performance happened in August of twenty seventeenat the Moonstock Festival in Carterville, Illinois.
It was a four day festival specificallydesigned to celebrate the eclipse of twenty
seventeen. So we have video ofOzsie performing Bark at the Moon and you
see the eclipse happening when it goesinto totality and he's still playing on stage.
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It's incredible. And then the crowddoes what the crowd did yesterday.
It goes into eclipse mode and everyonegoes they lose their mind and Pink Floyd.
I don't know if you heard aboutthis, but they held this competition
to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of theDark Side of the Moon. But some
fans aren't very happy with the bandnow because they asked fans to create videos
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for each of the tracks on therecord, and an AI generated video was
among the winners. Damian com submittedthe video for any color you like,
and he was apparently upfront that heused AI to create the video and then
he won for that track. Now, he didn't win the overall competition,
but he won for that track,and a lot of fans are very very
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upset. Call foul if you wantto see that video and the video of
the one that won. You cancheck that out on our page. And
finally, we did the story thismorning in the freaking Fool File and you
said, you want to go tothis pet cafe in China. Yeah,
one hundred huskies running around while yousip your coffee. I'm down for that.
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Yeah, but all you need isfor one person to leave the door
open and the huskies to escape.We have the video of these one hundred
huskies that left the pet cafe andstarted wandering the hallways of this mall.
If you want to check it out, it's on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two tofive dot com hopefully, and they'll be
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playing that tonight at the MAVs game, Chris. They're playing in Charlotte,
So why would the Hornets fans playthat for the MAVs. They could just
be nice about it the defeat,right, And then of course they could
play it at the American Airline Centerbecause the Stars are playing tonight and the
Rangers are at the Shed tonight againstthe Oakland A's. It's a busy night
for our teams, very busy.So earlier Bo Roberts checked in with us
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to give us his daily updates thatwe play at seven point forty and in
case you missed it, we've gotit right here live from Bow's Bunker,
bowing them show minus Bow. Hey, yo, doing young people, just
kicking in and seeing what's going onand making sure you didn't stare at the
sun, because please, did everybodysee the eclipse? Oh my gosh,
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it was incredible? Yeah. Wasn'tit cool when you could actually take your
glasses off and see the diamond ringin the sky and how it got dark.
It got dark and all my lightsin the backyard came off. It
was kind of cool. Yeah.It was like a big black and gray,
gooey marble. Or was that justthe drugs? For me? I'm
not sure. It looked like anoreo. I guess it did an oreo.
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I don't know about you, Bowl, but I wasn't expecting to just
have my mind blown went and totalityhit. It was just awe inspiring.
Well, now, I saw inthe clipse back in the eighties, I
remember, but I didn't really payas much attention to it as I did
to this one because I knew,well, it's going to be the last
one I see. But it wasreally cool and the TV stations wouldn't stop
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talking about it. But I getit. I get it. It was
a cool thing to happen. Soyou were on your backyard. Did you
hobble out there? Oh yeah,I hobbled around, found me a chair,
got my glasses and looked up.Okay, this is going to take
a while. So I went backin came out when it was better,
I don't know, five minutes beforetotality, and it was cool. I
could see stars, I could seeVenus, and I think Jupiter was bo
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Did you have your expectations exceeded?A lot of us did, And I'm
curious if you expected less than whatyou saw. Oh no, I expected
it to be just as cool asit was, And I understand. Ao.
Didn't you go to the Margaret HuntHill Bridge, Yes, dude,
it was like a Stone's concert.It was thousands of people and and it
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finally had a moment where the cloudsparted. It was this big cheering.
It was like a concert. Listen. Did I also hear you guys at
the first of the show say itwas National Librarian Day? Yes, and
we dedicated it to your mom Bobecause I know she was a librarian.
Oh miss Nancy, because me andmy brother, most of the people in
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town didn't really know our names whenwe were younger. They just say,
oh, they're Sam and Nancy's boysright there. But yes, she worked
at the Corsicana Public Library. Thenshe was the librarian at Corsicana High School.
But one thing I'll remember because sometimesshe would go to work on a
Saturday, and my dad was offdoing his work on Saturday, so we
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spend the day at the library.Now, I'm not much of a reader,
but I did find out that theyhave a turntable and headphones so you
could listen to albums. And Ididn't know. I thought it was a
little too hip for the Corsicana publiclife. But they had Jefferson airplane,
they had Quicksilver messenger service, ifyou don't know. These were big bands
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back in that day. And we'dsit there all day and just listen to
the albums. That was cool.That is awesome. So was that kind
of like your first introduction to likereally cool rock and roll? No,
not really, because I had lostmy mind over the Beatles and Stones and
all those bands of birds and allthat from the sixties. But this is
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when I could just actually sit sincewe couldn't go anywhere. We could go
walking around, but it was justsitting there listening to albums that was good.
Listen, let me let me breaksubject for this second. Tell me
you heard about the car that crashedthrough a gym and plane? Oh you
remember that? Oh yeah, SinceI'm staying up later now, I'm watching
late night TV and Steve Kimball orStephen Colbert, I think it was Kimmel.
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But they showed this big hole inthis gym and there was a guy
still running on a treadmill. Hehad no idea what happened. Oh my
gosh, oblivious. Now I thinkhis earbuds were turned up way too high,
so I can't blame the guy.But there's this guy with a big
hole in the gym, and there'spart of a car, and he just
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only in America, y'all, andonly in Texas. Well, we sure
do miss you. Bow. You'refeeling better. How's the pain level?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. It's just the slow, slow process
of healing and rascals. I missevery one of you. I wish I
could talk to you on the faultnear but eventually I'll be back up there.
Love you guys, and I'll seeyou when I see it, and
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I hope it's real real SI,love you brother, both see you by it.
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