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Hello, tuct guilty in Texas classicLone Star ninety two five. Don't you
love her? Balley? Don't youneed her badly? Don't you love her?
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Ways? You tell me what yousay? Don't you love her?
Balle wanting me her day? Don'tyou love her face? Don't you love
She's walking down the door like shedid one thousand hands be born? Don't
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you love her? Ways? Tellme what you say? Don't you love
her? She's walking out of thedoor. All you love, oh Love,
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oh you love, Oh your loveto sing al miss over a deep
love dream seven Auso sing to beon the money. Don't you know?
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Don't you love her? She iswalking out? Oh love, Oh you
love, Ah you love. It'sthe same, A lovely song, my
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name a dream seven same dreaming.This station presents real American heroes ar AM
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today, We salute you. Mistercalls in sick before a long holiday weekend.
Calls in sick before long holiday weekend. It's a stretch to call you
a good coworker when you stretch outa holiday weekend to four days by calling
in on Friday, and you'd thinkno one suspects anything. Monday's a holidays
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monne Ooh nice touch with a fakecough and they ask your goes to you.
So when you get a phone callfrom the guy who was fine,
yes, but now has the twentyfour hours slacker of flu, don't get
mad. Get busy doing all thatextra work for mister calls in sick before
a long holiday weekend, a realAmerican hero. Mister cousin sick before long
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holiday week again. I'm not surprisedyou called. You've been phoning it in
for years and no. Memorial DayPicnic's gone bad Memorial Day two thousand and
five. In an effort to addheat to the grill, Gary puts too
much lighter fluid on the charcoal.Heye, Gary, he's up. That's
enough already, aren't kidding me?That's what gives it the intention. This
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has been Memorial Day Picnic's gone badat a Memorial Day party, come by
a mutual fan. I thought youwas Bob a Memorial Day Friday night at
the South Back Elementary Bafpeak Memorial Day. By the way, this is the
Joseph H. Milson Memorial Library.What the marritive factor, Bernie Memorial count
You say you went on a sunsetcruise on Memorial Day this week and is
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the un official start of summer MemorialDay weekend. I mean this is sort
of like the beginning of the sortof summer. Who Summer's almost to you,
guys, we have to get abikini ready. There are gonna be
some pasty folks by the fool tolarrow anyway, you get downhere that sunblock
and they can get pans them overhere, like Katie Waxes for everybody,
have decided to get a bikini waxYes, it's a weeke hurt might do
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a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how
a nice pair of edible panties canmake a guy feel sexy. We've been
training for a super secret international beerdrinking competition. Come on, yeah,
just a few beers. Where's thebeer? Okay, clearly most of it's
in your system. Have the maltliquor. If not for yourself and for
the people who love you Hart tagswho wants to party, Hey, throw
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me a beer, would you?Well? Well, it is Friday,
but it's even better than just aregular Friday because it's the friday before a
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three day weekend. Let's go.Yes, yes, yes, yeah,
we a little extra time off,don't hurt nobody, especially as hard as
we've been working for this damn showlong for Mercy Pow. So we got
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sports of all sorts coming up.Oh, it was a heartbreaker for your
Dallas stars. This ain't overall aboutthat. Also, I know. Also
it's the freaking fool file after that. Yeah, Comedian Jean Marco Serraci is
going to give us a call.He's coming to town later on since the
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rest of our comedians that we normallyhave on on Friday don't get in until
later this afternoon. A visit fromsince it's a holiday weekend. You know
him, You'll love him sometimes youcan't get enough of him, the one
and only Duayne Storm Blacktooth. Sowe're gonna find out what's going on in
another episode of Hey Anna, what'sHotning? And we got a two hundred
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and fifty dollars gas card that's probablygonna help you if you're taking a road
trip here on Memorial Day weekend.I'm sure Annabelle will come up with some
devious way to give that away,you know. And we celebrate, We
celebrate the birthday of my radio brotherfrom another mother long Jim White and a
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famous friend of the show who alsocelebrates the birthday today. And what are
we celebrating today, Well, wetold you about a road trip. It's
National road trip Day, get outof town for a few days and chilled
three day weekend. Hell yeah.It's also National Brother's Day. If you
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have one, call him up andsay hey, cause you know he's your
brother, don't you know. Wealso are celebrating if you can call it
that Aviation Maintenance Technician Day. Hey, Boeing, you might want to get
you some new aviation maintenance technicians becausethe one you got now keep forgetting to
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put all the bolts in all yourplanes. I'm just saying, and I'm
just trying to he have a job. Fair bone. Also International Tiara Day
only ladies can wear tir and getaway with it. And you should have
worn one today. I wish Icould see you with it on. I
mean, guys just look silly andcreepy wearing one. We'll probably get our
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ass kick too. It is Nationaldon't Friday. That's f r y.
It's a play on Friday because bake, broil or eat it raw. Actually
it's it's a don't overheat yourself sincesummer is kicking off. That's if you're
going to go on that road trip. It is National Cooler Day, so
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you can keep your cold ones coldwhile you're doing your Memorial Day weekend road
trip. We're also celebrating, ifyou want to call it that, National
scavenger Hunt Days, so you gofind items you don't need or want to
win a scavenger hunt prize that youdon't need or want. So much fun.
But wait, there's more. It'sNational wig out Day. I guess
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you're supposed to wear a goofy wigon your head day because they why not?
Of course Anna would be better ina tiara instead of a goofy ass
wig. And wait a minute,it is National Italian Beef Day Portillos hear
out? Yes, yummy? Okay, anybody got any any plans for the
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three day weekend? Hey, meand the dogs going to the beach.
The objective is exercise and swimming thisweekend. Yeah, and I'm gonna be
out at Grandscape in the Colony tomorrownight from eight to ten for dueling pianos,
and then I'm going to Blue OstrichWinery up in Saint Joe. Yeah,
cool man, I want to gosometime. I'm gonna drink this weekend,
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y'all, just you and about athousand other people. So y'all got
a busy weekend. It's gonna befun at least nothing else. You get
to sleep late, don't you know? So up next we're gonna talk about
sports of all sorts. But there'ssome good news to go along with the
bad news about stars, and we'llget going after we do Good Morning Strict.
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Yes it feels so good. Snapcrackle, pop, go my vertebrae.
Now okay, okay, we're ready. I think we're ready. Anybody
be on the toes because it's goingto be one of them shows. Here
we go, hit me one timeone of these nights. If you don't
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watch it, Dallas fors Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five, get a
little jiggy because it's a three dayweek in him and it is six thirty
in time for sports of all sorts? Nobody do you buy? Will Height
Law Firm? Injury lawyers, goto Will Heightwinds dot com. A heartbreaker
of a night last night for yourDallas Stars, The Oilers. Connor McDavid
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scored thirty two seconds into the secondovertime, and Edmonton beat the Stars three
to two in Game one of theWestern Conference Final last night at the American
Airline Center. I watched it untilEdmonton had two to nothing lead, and
then I just couldn't stay up anymoreand woke up to this bad news.
The Star were zero for three onpower plays and regulation. That's not good.
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Then couldn't capitalize on four minutes witha man advantage after a high stick
penalty against McDavid in the opening secondsof the first overtime that wasn't called until
a replay review on the next stoppageof play. Now, Tyler Sagan scored
both goals for the Stars, whohave lost game one of their last seven
playoff series since twenty twenty two.So it's not the end of the world.
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Goalie Jake Ottinger made thirty five savesfor the Stars, but then again,
it was those three shots and gotby them that won in four.
So Edmonton is one game up inthe series, but Dallas has a chance
for redemption tomorrow night, So don'tgo jumping off Reunion Tower just yet.
A cuck will drop at seven o'clockand The Dallas Mavericks captured their Game one
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of the best of seven series inthe Western Conference Finals on Wednesday night in
the Timberwolves backyard. So Game twoin this series is tonight seven at the
Target Center before the series moves backhere to Dallas for Game three on Sunday
at seven o'clock and Game four onTuesday at seven to thirty. The MAVs
are hoping to win tonight so theycan take a commanding two to zing league
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back home and have control of thisseries and goal Stars. Yes, baby,
the Dallas MAVs and the Dallas Starsare both in the Western Conference Finals
at the same damn time. It'sa pretty cool time to be a sports
fan in this part of the country. The Texas Rangers are the reigning World
Series champs, and then there's theDallas Cowboyssolutely, why do you have to
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us? I know, don't shootthe messenger, you guys. The Cowboys
had another disappointing playoff exit last season. The team hasn't been to the conference
championship since the nineteen ninety five season, and back then they beat the Green
Bay Packers at Texas Stadium en routeto their third Super Bowl in four seasons.
The championship drought as we're calling infor the Cowboys may make some feel
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envious of their fellow DFA franchises,but Dak Prescott says he's rooting for the
MAVs and rooting for the Stars.Here's a Dak quote for you. I
want it. I want it forthem, trust me, go win it.
Rangers did it. It puts moreeffing pressure on us. End quote.
Prescott said that on Wednesday, andI agree with him. It should.
It was a busy day for Dak, by the way, whose daughter
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MJ made an appearance at the Starin Frisco on Wednesday. She turned just
three months old, already making appearances. Preskin's daughter and her mom, Sarah,
Jay and Ramos. We're there withPrescott at a news conference celebrating a
two point one million dollar donation madefor cancer research. How cool is that,
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Sir Jane. You need to getDak to put a ring on it.
Okay, you got the baby,but we got a ring on it.
Yeah. Philadelphia fans got out theirbrooms yesterday bo as Zach Wheeler tossed
seven strong innings. JT Real Mutoand Nick Costiano's homered to help Philadelphia complete
a three game sweep of the WorldSeries champion Texas Rangers with a five to
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two win yesterday in front of asellout crowd in Philadelphia. It was the
Philly seventh series sweep this season.As for your Texas Rangers, well,
they have gone eleven straight games withoutmore than four runs and have dropped nine
of the last eleven games. Andwhat was so frustrating for Rangers fans is
that twice the Rangers loaded the basesyesterday but did not score. And Rangers
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fans probably were praying that that fortyfive minute weather delay would wash away some
of that bad jojo the Rangers havehad of late, but nope, no
such luck. After the game,Rangers manager Bruce Bochi said, it's a
long season and you are going tohave these patches, and what's important is
how you deal with it. Sohopefully the spell will be broken and the
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Rangers will get back in the wincolumn. The Rangers are in Minnesota tonight
to face the Twins. First pitchsix' ten tonight. Oh man,
we got to get rid of thisbad moto that's going around here. Police
in Kentucky have released new video showingthe arrest of the world's top rank golfer,
Scott A. Scheffler, North Texasnative, who was arrested before the
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second round of last week's PGA Championshipin Louisville or Louisville outside of Valhalla Golf
Club. During a news conference yesterdaymorning, Louisville mayor and police chief said
they were releasing video from a fixedpole camera across the street and a dash
camera. According to the report,when Scheffler accelerated his PGA Mark vehicle during
the incident, he dragged a detectiveto the ground and Officer Brian Gillis suffered
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a knee injury, but Gillis isin trouble because he didn't turn on his
camera. Scheffer faces four charges,including a felon account of assaulting an officer.
Scheffler's attorney believes the pole camera andvideo backs up Scotty's claim that his
arrest was just a big misunderstanding.So basically, there's nothing new to learn
with this new video except that theya new video. But apparently the Louisville
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Police Department thought it was a bigdeal. Can we move on from this?
By the way, Scotty teed offat the Colonial Tournament in Fort Worth
yesterday. His win streak was snappedlast week after his arrest, though he
still earned the top ten finish.Other PGA contenders in the field that Colonial
include Justin Rose, Tony Fanell,and another homeboy, Jordan Speith. The
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official name of the tournament, incase anybody asked, is the twenty twenty
four Charles Schwab Challenge. So goodluck, Scottie, Shake it off,
Son, shake it off. It'sstill just the Colonial to me as far
as I'm concerned. Sorry, Charlesschwas Yeah, I know, It'll always
be the Colonial. It's time forthe greatest spectacle in racing. Sunday will
be the one hundred and eighth runningof the Indianapolis five hundred. It's a
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historic event, filled with lots oftradition, and there's plenty of hype entering
the twenty twenty four race, withTeam Penske looking very quick and NASCAR champion
Kyle Larson attempting double duty racing theIndy five hundred in the afternoon and then
Kyle Larson will race NASCAR at Charlottein the evening. Indianapolis Motor Speedway has
been the site of the Indy fivehundred since its first running back in nineteen
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eleven. The two and a halfmile rectangular oval is located in Speedway,
Indiana, just six miles west ofdowntown Indianapolis. It is the third oldest
permanent automobile racetrack in the world,and its permanent seating capacity of two hundred
and fifty seven thousand, three hundredand twenty five makes it the highest capacity
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sports venue in the world. Now. The track is nicknamed the Brickyard because
it was originally paved with bricks innineteen oh nine. Today, only the
start and finish line is made ofbricks, while the rest of the circuit
is paved with asphalt. Green flagfor the Indy five hundred on Sunday will
be at eleven forty five am.Oh, let's go and check out this
really weird tradition that comes along withthe event, known as the Indianapolis five
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hundred. The winner of the Indietraditionally drinks a glass of milk when they
get into the winter circle. Thisis done by the It's pushed by the
Indiana Dairy Association and they surveyed allthirty three of the Indy five hundred drivers
on Hey, you know, whatkind of milk do you want? If
you're the winner. Twenty six ofthe thirty three drivers just picked straight up
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whole milk. Okay, five driverspicked two percent, two picked skim.
Nobody picked chocolate milk milk. Asa tradition, race drivers don't want to.
Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. They probably think it's bad luck
if you have chocolate instead of thewhite chocolate milk's bad luck. Oh my
gosh. Anyway, Bottom, Idon't know about you, but chocolate milk
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is the only milk I'll drink.I A'm drinking. That sounds like good
luck for racing too, what Iknow, yeah, exactly. Speaking of
racing, The NASCAR Hall of Famewill add three new members next year,
Carl Edwards, Ricky Rudd, andRalph Moody, who will make up the
two thousand two twenty five class thatwill be in shrine next February. Edwards
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and Run represent Rudd represent the modernera, while Moody is the Pioneer inductee.
Modern era candidates include recently retired drivers, crew chiefs, owners, and
contributors, while pioneer candidates are thosewhose career began more than sixty years ago.
Edwards was one of the most successfuldrivers to ever win a Cup Series
championship. After each victory, hewas known for doing a backflip off his
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car and then waving to the crowd. Rudd was known as NASCAR's Iron Man
after starting a record seven hundred andeighty eight consecutive races from nineteen eighty one
to two thousand and five, arecord later broken by Jeff Gordon. Now
Ralph Moody, who died in twothousand and four, had a long and
storied life and career in the sport. The Massachusetts native drove a tank under
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the command of General George S.Patten, then won four NASCAR Cup Series
races in forty seven starts from nineteenfifty six to nineteen six sixty two.
The NASCAR Hall of Fame open intwenty ten when Dale Earnhardt, Richard Petty,
Bill France Senior, and Bill FranceJunior and Junior Johnson were inducted.
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Five new members were inducted each yearthrough twenty twenty before the current format with
two Modern Era and one Pioneer wasadopted. So now you know, get
ready because the freaking fool File isnext on the Bow and Them show Be
Afraid, Be Very Afraid, Dallasfor Ors classic rock lone Star ninety two
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five Fleetwood, Max Stevie Nicks,who was about to turn seventy six over
this upcoming weekend and coming up comediangen Marco So Race's gonna give us a
call. But now it's that specialtime of the morning, time for the
freaking fool file. Okay, here'san Arizona woman who went viral when she
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was caught on video multiple times addingbleach to her coffee maker in an attempt
to poison her husband. See,the husband thought something was up because he
kept getting sick after he drank hiscoffee. So he said, hmm.
He planted some cameras around the houseand compiled a ton of evidence that his
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wife was indeed looking the often nowmelody Feliciano Johnson was initially charged with attempted
first degree murder, but ended uppleading guilty to two counts of a lesser
felony charge of adding poison or aharmful substance to food or drink. Well,
why else would you add food that'spoisoned or drink that's poisoned unless you
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were trying to commit first degree murder, I ask you. Her husband later
told investigators he believes she was tryingto kill him to collect death benefits,
but he explicitly told the court hedid not want his wife to spend time
in prison, which apparently had amajor influence on the final verdict. Wow,
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guy, listen, listen, listen. If you knew your wife was
trying to kill you, would yousay no, don't lock her up.
I'm sure we can work this out. What No, No, Maybe a
little time in jail would chill herass. Weigh the key. Once the
unnamed husband provided police with the videos, Miss Johnson was arrested and spent nearly
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a year in police custody because shecouldn't post the two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars bond. Good. I don'tknow. I would sleep with one eye
open if I was mad to thiswoman. I'm just saying, well,
here's why you should never ignore thosesharp chest pains, guys. A Filipino
man who had been experiencing sharp chestpains in cold weather learned that he had
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a four inch long knife blade lodgedin his chest. After doing a routine
X ray, oh twenty five yearold Kent, Ryan to Mao, was
more than a bit confused when doctorstold him he had an object resembling a
knife stuck in his chest, veryclose to one of his lungs. He
had undergone an X ray exam requiredto apply for a mining job, and
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he never imagined there was anything wrongwith him. He certainly didn't think there
was a knife blade in his chest. Asked if he had any idea how
the blade ended up there, Kenttold physicians that he'd been the victim of
his stabbing over a year ago.He was riding a motorbike one day when
he was attacked and stabbed by agang of punks up to no good now.
He did not remember much about theincident except that he was almost lifeless
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when he was brought to the hospitalwhere doctors saved his life, and I
guess he assumed that they took outthe knife. Despite the shocking discovery,
the twenty five year old said thathe has no plans of assuing the doctor
who treated him after he got stabbed. In fact, he declined to name
the doctor. All he wants nowis to have the knife blade removed from
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his chest, I guess, sohe can apply for the mining job.
Look at him. Oh god,Okay, you guys know that social media
platform that AO still calls Twitter thatone. Yes, X, that's it,
thank you. Oh yeah. Sothere's a guy posting on there and
he calls himself Flee. Not tobe confused with the terrific musician from the
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Red Hot Chili Peppers. This Fleawent on Facebook marketplace to buy quote boneless
wings in a drink on faces quoteyeah, Facebook marketplace and then he's posting
on it on Twitter. First question, why would you buy chicken wings on
Facebook marketplace when you could just goto Buffalo or go to wingstop and just
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pick him up in a few minutes. Second question, are you that f
and stupid? I'm waiting for answers, people, I'm waiting. I'll let
you know. After being charged fifteendollars up front by someone named Steven Tatz,
Flea as he's known in social mediaworld, was discouraged when he ended
up receiving what appears to be frozenPurdue chicken plus nuggets shaped like little dinosaurs.
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Dude, send him a bag offrozen chicken, According to Flee,
when he asked for his fifteen dollars, back. Tats replied by saying,
no, take me to Judge Judyif you want to, and then they
blocked each other. Oh how sadand well. Now Flea is all pissed
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off or getting ripped off, andhe vows to find Steven Tats kick his
ass and take back his whopping fifteendollars loss. Good luck, buddy,
you go get him. Hey,money is money. What can I tell
you? Okay, you're gonna likethis one, This is funny. A
fire breather has been treated at ahospital in Mexico after being attacked by a
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mariachi band and fighting back by settingsome of them on fire. Security footage
of this bizarre fight shows one ofthe mariachis chasing the fire breather, placing
him in a headlock and pounding awayon him and punching him multiple times,
and all these people on the roadand traffic are stopping, getting out of
their car and watching. The firebreather is then seen laying on the pavement
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bleeding as five of the members ofthe mariachi band kick him and punch him
in front of a taco restaurant namedEl Inferno that's as a promo for the
restaurant El Inferno, but the tableswere turned as the fire breather starts spitting
fire at the Mariaci musicians, dressedin traditional white shirts and black trousers,
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who are then seen running away,several of them with their clothes on fire.
They quickly take off their burning clothingand one is even seen rolling on
the ground trying to extinguish the flames. It is believed the fight was over
the right to perform and generate tipsat that sought after spot because a lot
of people go by there. Thefire breather was hired to spit out flames
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as a promotion for the l Infernorestaurant. Now, you can't make this
stuff up. I am, Itry Anda and I are looking at the
video right now. Bo. Wehighly recommend it. Oh no, oh
god, you gotta post it.You gotta post it. We'll do it.
We'll get it up here, shortlytrying to project himself with his instruments.
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We're not gonna make it as asociety, you guys. I'm just
gonna let you know right now hereyou go, Okay, road Warriors,
before you hit the road for thelong Memorial Day weekend, how about we
hook you up with a two hundredand fifty dollars gas gift card from Furiosa.
A Mad Max Saga opening in theaterstwo day. Your chance to win
coming up at seven to fifty righthere on the Bow and Them show on
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Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock Long Starninety two to five Dallas fort Worth's Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five.Pink Floyd has a live version of that
song. Time it is, Speakingof time, it's seven oh nine.
In case you're watching the clock thinking, oh, man, just a little
while. I got a three dayweekend. But as I'm looking at the
phone lines, I wonder who thisis on? Hold? Hi, John
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Marcos, Serasia, John Marco?How you doing? Man? I'm good?
How are you okay? Got totake a little time to heal,
don't you know? I hear you? Since John Marko is spelled with a
G. Do your friends ever callyou g mark for short? You know
that's a nice one. I dida G I did GM. My dad
calls me Gianni, but g markI've never done it. I'll give you
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a shot. Well, we're justtrying to help the calls. I know
you still get a lot of materialliving in New York because there's always something
goofy happening that you can work on. Oh yeah, New York. It's
filled with stuff. You just goon the train, you see all walks
of life. The other day Iwas on the train, I got cat
called and my girlfriend was like,now you know what it's like to be
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a woman every day and I waslike, oh, that was easy.
So I learn a lot. Pleasetell the story the encounter you had with
a German bartender. You talked aboutthis last time you were in the studio
with us. I didn't know ifeverybody had heard it, but it is
a very funny story. Yes,well, I had a bartender. He
was from Germany originally somehow at campI was Jewish. Because I brought it
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up. Immediately his demeanor change,his face sank, and he said he
said, oh, I am sosorry for the Holocaust. What do you
say to that? No worries,don't let it happen again. And I
didn't know what to say, soI said, you know, could I
get a free beer? And hesaid, oh, I would, but
my boss would get mad and Iwas like, no, no, I
get it. You're just following orders. Oh I love that story. Oh
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man, So you're currently on yourleaning in tour and you're going to come
back to North Texas in December.What's it like right now? What is
the mood when you're going to thesecomedy clubs in this day of political correctness?
You know, I honestly political correctnessor whatever you want to call it,
it only helps the comedy because itbrings tension. Comedy is about the
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release of tension. So I loveto pick up on people's stressors. Listen,
if everything, if no one hadany problem with anything, there's nothing
to joke about. But I likethe feeling of everyone nervous because then I
get to kind of walk the tightrope, and you like to work the crowd
a lot. Has it ever backfired? In other words, have you ever
had a Karen incident? Somebody whojust is tired of your foolishness and doesn't
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like what you said and is goingto let you know about it. Oh,
sure, it can happen now andthen. But the most recent embarrassing
moment, I was talking to thiswoman in the front row. I said,
what do you do for work?And she said make more money than
you oo. So I mean Ijust started guessing. I was like,
oh, are you a bar mitzvahdj? Are you do you own and
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operate a gumball machine? Are youa mall Santa in Israel? It doesn't
really narrow it down at all,so you know it's a risk. He
talked to the audience. You couldhave gone, right, are you?
Is that what you do for aliving? Does that want you to make
more money? And you know,sometimes people just want to get something off
their chest, or they just wantsomebody to talk to and feel like part
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of the show without being a doucheabout it. And that's why you work
the crowd so well, because theywant to get that feeling from you.
That's the goal. I want youto come and leave grateful that you are
not me. That's the gift Ihope to give to my audience. Besides
doing comedy and movies, you alsohave a podcast called The Downside with John
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Marco, where you interview people fromall walks of life about the downside of
their life. Give us some examplesof who you've interviewed, what types of
people you've interviewed in the Downside.Oh gosh, well, you know,
sometimes we have like some bigger comedystars that you get to hear about like
the crazy gigs where they bombed orwhere they failed. We still have people
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from different professions. We had awoman who worked at a morgue and you
hear about like how hard doing thatlife is, and that one got very
dark. I talked to people aboutjust all the failures in their life,
whether they're a lawyer, whether they'rea doctor, whether they're a celebrity.
And I feel like, especially withsocial media, we live in this day
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and age of everyone projecting positivity,and as a Jewish guy who loves to
complain, I wanted to make aspace where people could just tell me the
truth. Are you still kissing yourdad in public? John Marco? Listen?
It's an Italian thing. Italians werevery physically affectionate, and I know
it's not not every one in America'sused to it. Because I had this
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roommate not Italian, not Italian atall, Irish or something, and he
saw my Italian father and I kisseach other dudbye, and he was like,
ew, do you kiss your dadin public? And I was like,
yeah, you don't be weird ifI only kissed him in private.
If I was like, if Iwas like, Hey, Bob, let's
get out of here. My roommatesgetting jail. Well, g Mark,
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when you come to town later onthis year, make sure you come back
in the studio because we hadn't seenyou in a while. And good luck
with your tour and with your Netflixspecial jan Mark old Soa s. Thanks
for calling man, appreciate it.Thanks guys, take care. Plenty of
classic rock, Dallas fort Worst ClassicRock lone Star ninety two to five,
Foreigner newly looked it into the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame and part of
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the Bow and Them Bash along withStyx. Is a matter of fact,
we're gonna have tickets to that allnext week. And if that weren't enough,
and don't you think it ought tobe, we also got tickets to
see the greatness of Todd Rundren.He has come to town. How about
that now? If you're going tospend some time in front of your grill
this weekend, the National Fire ProtectionAssociation has some ideas to help you avoid
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disaster, because nothing like ruining agood three day weekend with a trip to
the hospital. Pay attention. Let'sbe kissing. First of all. If
you're grilling, go ahead go ahead. Keep the grill away from the home
and overhanging branches, as well askids, pets, and your reckless drunk
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brother in law. Never leave yourgrill unattended when in use. Use only
starter fluid when chargo grill. Don'tpour a bunch of gasoline on there,
and don't add starter fluid or anyother flammable liquids to the fire after it
gets going a little. When you'refinished grilling, let the coals cool completely
before dumping them into a metal container. Don't be stupid and dump them into
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a sack because that's gonna catch onfire. And of course, above all,
don't drink and drive. And inorder to remind you, here's one
of our old friends. Okay,Dwayne, we're gonna try it once more.
Just remember it now, introduce yourselfand read what's on the paper in
front of you. You got it, Yeah, yeah, I got it.
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Okay, fine, Dwayne. StopSubstance abuse Awareness campaign. This is
take nine, Dwayne. Wayne,that's your cue. Oh rat, anytime
you're ready. We're ready, Dwayne, Dwayne go oh hi, this is
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Dwayne Stomp of Black Tooth Kids.When you drink and drive, no,
Dwayne, No, No, cutcut, it's not when you drink and
drive. Oh right right, Uh, let me do it again. Yeah,
good idea. This is Dwayne Stomp. P s A. Take ten.
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Hi, this is Dwayne Stump.When I drink and drive, I'll
cut Dwayne cutwa Dwayne. This spotis supposed to be against driving while intoxicated.
What never mind. We'll do itone more time and remember say don't
do drugs and if you must drinkthis holiday weekend, don't drive. You
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got it? Jay? Fine?Dwayne Stomp psa take what is it eleven?
Hey, I'm Dwayne Stomp telling youif you do drugs is a weekend
don't drivet Wrong again, Dwayne,it's don't do drugs. Don't do drugs.
That's what I said. Oh it'snot not even close to what you
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said. You come in this booth, I show you how close it was.
Sheer luck. We're gonna do itagain, Dwayne, say don't do
drugs. If you must drink thisholiday weekend, do not drive. Take
twelve. This is Dwayne Stump.Weekends are for drunks, do drugs.
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Okay, Dwayne, thank you verymuch for coming in. I think with
a little editing we've got something wecan use. Don't do drugs, and
if you must drink this holiday weekend, don't drive. This weekend is the
un official start of summer from RoyalDay Weekend. Yes, I mean this
is sort of like the of thesort of summer. Woo hoo, buddy
time. Everybody loved three day weekends. Working for the weekend. The weekend
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is landing. Everybody's got fac suplans. The peach is a perfect place
to pick up chicks. Oooh yeah, everybody's looking bought some freedom shoots and
booze everywhere. Give me that boat. Everybody to crash. Oh, you're
tied of working so hard with thisshot. You want to start up to
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come. I want to get outof here. You want to sway up
some doll dillions of dollars until yourbox shove it. You are not the
boss of you, she called herboss and monkeys butt. Can I just
remind you to fight me? DallasForts Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to
five. That song is it's kindof special to me for the reason why
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my first sixty nine was in thesummer of sixty nine. It's true thunderous
applause for this Maybe maybe I sharetoo much with you guys. Coming up,
See this is this way you guyswill have something on me in case
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you want to get back at mefor some reason. Okay, coming up,
we have a two hundred and fiftydollars gas card because you're probably going
to need that if you're going ona road trip this Memorial Day weekend.
And you know, speaking of that, there's a whole lot going on this
Memorial Day weekend, so it's timeto find out in it's time for he
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what what? I am so gladyou asked. It is Memorial Day weekend,
as BO said, And of coursethere's lots going on, including the
Carry the Load Memorial March at RevershawanPark in Dallas. It's gonna get underway
at noon on Sunday and continue throughMonday, Memorial Day. This was designed
to restore the true meaning of MemoriDay, as we remember the fallen and
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thank our military, our veterans,and our first responders. Also this weekend,
the Dallas Symphony Orchestra's annual Summer concertseries will get underway on Memorial Day.
They're gonna be at Flagpole Hill.They're gonna have patriotic tunes. Also
fireworks. It all starts at eightfifteen Monday night. The event is free
to attend and planning to do inFort Worth as well with Memorial Day weekend
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activities at the Stockyards, including acelebration of John Wayne Day. So this
year Cool marks the one hundred andsixteenth anniversary of John Wayne's birthday, and
you can celebrate with John Wayne's familySunday from four pm to seven pm in
the Stockyards in Fort Worth. JohnWayne's family yes in courts Stars fans hoping
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the Stars can bounce back from lastnight's Game one loss. Tomorrow it is
Game two for the Western Conference Finalsas the Stars take on the Edmonton Oilers
at the American Airline Center. Puckwill drop tomorrow night at seven and at
Toyota Stadium in Frisco tomorrow night,FC Dallas takes on Real Salt Lake.
Game starts at seven thirty tomorrow night. Today and tomorrow, the Phillip sixty
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six Big Twelve Baseball Championship Series continuesat Globelife Field in Arlington. Now Today
TCU is gonna take on Kansas.That game is at nine this morning and
then at twelve thirty today. Oklahomawill take on the winner of that matchup.
Oklahoma State will face Texas Tech atfour and then usc usf will face
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the winner tonight. The championship gameis going to be tomorrow night at six
Live music to check out this weekend. Tonight at the Granada Theater, it's
the Neil Young Tribute Peco's Moon,and then on Monday you can see the
Real Thing. Neil Young and CrazyHorse played Dose Equi's Pavilion and other live
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music this weekend. Chris Isaac atthe House of Blues, The Spasmatics play
Lava Cantina and the Colony Tonight Tomorrownight at Grandscape, I'm gonna be hosting
the Dueling Piano Show. I'll bethere from eight pm to ten pm.
And at the Pavilion at Toyota MusicFactory tomorrow night. Christian Star Kirk Franklin
presents Exodus Festival Comedy this weekend.Committee and Gary Owen is at the Addison
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Improv and The Very Funny Derek Stroupis at the Plano House of Comedy,
Fort Worth Tomorrow and Sunday. TheUby Dooby Fest nothing to do with Scooby
Doo. So I was kind ofdisappointed. It's an electronic music festival taking
place at Panther Island Pavilion tomorrow andfort Worth National tamp Dancing Day. So
if you like to tap dance,it's gonna be at the Arts Fifth Avenue
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in fort Worth a tap dancing festival. And there's a polka festival in Ennis
this weekend and theater Lover is stilltime to see Hamilton at Windspear Opera House.
It's running through June ninth. Andthat is just some of what is
going on this weekend. You're welcomethe Bow and Them show Yallo's Fort's classic
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rock lone Star ninety two five.I think we're all gonna go a little
crazy this weekend, but that's okay, as they say, only in moderation.
Now, if you're planning on atrip, because some people like to
do a little road work, don'tyou know, during the three day weekend.
So we have for you a twohundred and fifty dollars gas card that'll
help you gas tank and help yourwallet at the same time. And I'm
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sure Annabelle has devised a pay togive these away. What you're gonna do,
girl, tell me now? Okay, So we're gonna play a clip
from a movie and you name themovie. That's it. That's all you
have to do. And this isa famous gas station scene. Okay,
since we're giving away a gas giftcard, it's a gas station scene from
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a great, great movie, awesomemovie. You name the movie, and
you win the gas gift card.Easy as that. There you go.
Pay attention. Here it is beautifulcost Thanks how much? Excuse me?
How much for the car? She'shere for sale? Oh? I love
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dogs. That's a hint right there. Okay, so this is a very
bad I know what it is.I knew you would know. So it's
a gas station scene. The character, very famous character is a pumping gas
and that's when this guy approaches.So we're gonna play it one more time.
So listen carefully. You name themovie, you win the gas gift
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card. Here it is beautiful car. Thanks how much? Excuse me?
How much for the car? She'shere for sale? Oh I love dogs?
That's a cute popular cards, andlisten, the reference to the dog
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is a hint of what the movieis. In fact, the name the
movie is the name of the character. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Here we go, Herewe go. Bowing Them show. Do
you know what movie that audio isfrom? I don't know, don't know.
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Boeing them show. Do you knowwhat audio that movie is from?
I'm gonna say bullet, even thoughI know it's probably wrong. No,
it's not the end that's wrong.I'm sorry. And Hi Bill, we
love you. Be careful out there. Hey, it's the Bone of Them
Show. Do you know what movieaudio that is that we just play?
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Yes, Wick, Yes, Ohyeah, that's a great It is great
movie too, all great movie.What's your name? Man? My name
is Josh, Fake Texas. Comeon with it. Well, you did
a good job, Brad, Josh. You got two hundred and fifty bucks
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worth of gas. Hang on,I'm gonna get some mental from you.
Coming back next week? Oh weekend, Yes, hold on, don't go
anywhere. It's all almost say.Oh man, you made me so happy.
Bo Roberts, I'm gonna cry.Come back next week, I'll oh,
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don't cry. Come on coming upnext hour, your last shot and
winning tickets to see the Dave MatthewsBand at d SEC's Pavilion Saturday, June
first. We're gonna open up thelone star ticket window at eight forty and
today, by the way, lastday to rock the bank this go around.
Your chance to win one thousand dollarscoming up just after nine this morning.
When you hear the keyword, youenter it at lone Star ninety two
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five dot com and you could beour next big winner. Rock the Bank
on Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock loneStar ninety two to five Dallas fort Worst
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five, Boston. It is Friday. Today
is May the twenty fourth, andtoday is the birthday of my radio brother
for forty years in Dallas Fort Worth. On the air, mister Long,
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jim Why hey Jimmy, we loveyou, jim I was trying to I
was gonna try and get him onthe show today here at my bunker.
But Jimmy is in Denver visiting hisdaughter, so I understand. But Jimmy
is seventy six years old today.Wow, we're all getting long in the
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tooth year. But Jimmy shares hisbirthday with our old buddy Tommy Chong from
Cheeching Chong, who is exactly tenyears older than Jimmy to the day.
That means Tommy Chong is eighty sixtoday. And Tommy has been in many
times, sometimes with Cheach, sometimesby himself. But I thought we'd in
honor of Jimmy sharing his birthday withTommy Chong. Here's one of the times
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Tommy was in the studio with us. Here you go, Tommy. I
put together a little something special becauseI've been looking forward Tommy Chong's here,
having Tommy on the show. Areyou ready? That's we're on here,
We got the record. Okay,listen, don't walk away from me when
I'm talking to you. You geta more sundown or worse off delitary the
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special stage. Can't son of abitch, bitch. It's Tony JOm.
I've been smoke. That's where mymoney go in my loans. And sometimes
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Tommy is good to see you.How are you man? As long as
we've known you, it's always agreat player to have you come in here.
And I just remember a couple ofyears ago, go when was when
was it that we did the instore appearance in Fort Worth on Camp Booi?
Yeah? Right, and the linewas blocks blocks, that's right.
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When you guys did that kicked offthat new tour. Yeah, and you
and you met everybody that was thereyou stayed until everybody left. Man,
you guys are great. But theone thing I remember is a lady brought
her infant child in and said,would you sign my kid? And you're
signing the baby's forehead And I don'tremember if it was you or Cheech that
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said it, but you went signingmy baby. Yeah, something wrong with
Tommy's mike? Won't you switch switchwith R? Yes? See this sounds
yeah, this is a lot brighter. Hear that, Lewis? Yeah?
Yeah, or oh no, that'smuch better. It was probably picking up
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your mac. Could be that.It was probably not no, this crappy
equipment that I got a blog,you know, a blog thing going podcast?
Oh yeah, not pod pot yeah, podcast. And so I'm getting
into the microphone thing, you know, yeah, and don't be too close?
And is it on? Is itrecording? You can spit on it
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too, you know? How doyou do that? What did they say?
Sibilants? Civil sibilants? Of courseif our engineer here's he goes.
How was it working with Struther Martin? You know he wrote all that stuff
himself, did he really did?He just make it up? He made
it up. He made it up. He was So what a wonderful actor.
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Oh yeah, great gay as asas could be. I don't know
that. I'm not really that surprised. Man, you want to come up
to my room, son of abitch, I said, and she goes,
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Man, no, no, I'msorry, I can't do it.
Everything he said it came out ofhim. I told him the scene or
you know, we told him.You know, what's just what we're gonna
do. You know, I'm akid that still lives at home. And
he wrote every line you get ata military school. That was all him.
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Wow, that's great, our worshipingmilitary. Well, a lot of
that movie was kind of pieced togetherwith improv and totally further moment dialogue.
Well, when you think about it, we were the first reality show because
there was a chunk of reality.You know, there was no no,
don't make believe. I mean really, you know the marijuana vans across the
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border. How long you've been inMexico? A week a day? What
is it a week or day?Weekday? Yeah? Well, you know
the house that when you go andvisit Strawberry what was Tom Scarett? Yeah,
and uh, the lady that snortsthe June jug. Yeah, they're
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selling that house. That house isup for sale. You're kidding, yes,
And it's the Cheech and Chong upand smoke house up for sale.
Really yeah, they're asking like amillion dollars. Well the first house,
Uh, let's see, where wasthat? I don't know. One of
the places we did, they demolishedit. Uh, the one across the
street from where we shot. Yedemolished it while we were shooting. What
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And so there's one scene where thehouse is there, and then there's another
sting. You learn something when youhave Tommy Chong on the show. You
got to buy that original house.There may be a stash still left it.
Oh yeah, well there's don't worryabout stashes nowadays. Man boy,
they got the best party. Theygot many a long way since they got
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delivery services now what yeah, ohyeah you can. You can get to
call it up and you can haveit there before your pizza order pizza and
pot and the part will get there. Verse you just call it is just
mister Chong be right there. Youdon't even have to say anything. Oh
and I never paid for it,you know, they said, Tommy,
Tommy, and I'll reach for mywallet. Bro, are you kidding Doings
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just signed my big bamboo album forme, and we'll call it even speedy
Delivery. That's a different number.That's great man. You know a few
years ago when you were up here, you were talking about your daughter writing
a script for you in Cheech.Did you ever that ever happened? Well,
I've got a stack of scripts thatwe wrote and that was included.
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Uh, you don't know. Wenever got around. The thing is we're
not the guys anymore, you know. Yeah, Unfortunately, I was telling
the guys here that we look liketoo Cheech and Chong impersonators. Know you're
the real deal. You're the realdeal. I know we're the real deal.
But you know, she sometimes hasto, you know, paste on
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a mustache. I was going totell you something. I forgot what it
was. See, it's all thatdelivery you've been having at job. Yeah,
Dallas for Wars Classic Rock lone Starninety two to five. I always
stayed to hard me to just sitthere. Yeah. Well, here we
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are a nice big free day weekend. And now a word from one of
our fine Memorial Day sponsors. MemorialDay, it's a time to reflect,
to honor those who made the ultimatesacrifice so that the rest of us could
be free. And it's time toget down to the Memorial Day blowout sale.
That's right. You won't believe thesedoor brush deals on everything you can
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think, cars, fans, trucks, SUVs, price, taboo, mattresses,
coffee table, sofas. I'll letbargain basement pricess, blenders, microwaves,
tolsters, all price to go.Go go need a car, a
blender, and a mattress and getall three of the memorial they bought out
sale. No prices too long,So this weekend, take time to think,
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to reflect, and to find thefastest route to the memorial they blow
off sale this weekend only. OhGod, no respect ever, no respect.
All right, let's see what's goingon. I understand that Live Nation
may be in a little trouble here. Oh yeah, bo. The Justice
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Department announced yesterday it has filed alawsuit against Live Nation, the parent company
of Ticketmaster, alleging that it's violatedthe Sherman Anti Trust Act. At a
press confidence after the lawsuit was filedin the Southern District, New York Attorney
General Merrick Garland said it was timeto break it up. Referring to the
alleged monopoly the company has on liveevents. The DOJ said that Live Nation
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directly manages over four hundred musical artists, controls sixty percent of concert promotions at
major venues, and controls roughly eightypercent of major concert venues ticketing through Ticketmaster
now. Live Nation said in astatement, the DOJ's allegations are absolutely baseless,
and they explained that they believe theDepartment will lose in court because it
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ignores the basic economics of life entertainment. Now. This statement went on to
say that the market share of Ticketmasterhas been declining for over a decade.
The lawsuit was backed by the Attorney'sGeneral of twenty nine states and Washington,
DC, So we'll keep an eyeon it. Bo mm yeah crazy.
And you know that story was onNBC Nightly News and they said, as
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much as you're paying for tickets inAmerica, it's cheap to fly somewhere overseas
where tickets are only one hundred dollarsor left and see it there. Now,
that means something's up. I'm tellingyou that's a mess. Here's something
else for you. Two Dallas doctorswho faked giving injections to patients pleaded guilty
to health care fraud. Twin brothers, Desi Baragoa and Dino Baragoa, who
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operated a pain management clinic in Dallastogether, each pleaded guilty to one count
of conspiracy to commit health care fraud. The brothers required patients to visit their
office every month. The patients wouldreceive prescription drugs, and the doctors would
build the patient's insurance companies for servicesthey did not provide. These brothers reported
to insurance that they gave patients asmany as eighty injections per patient per visit.
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Now that should have been a redflag right there. In many cases,
the doctor would place the needle onthe patient's body without actually piercing the
skin. The brothers also created fakemedical records. The Baragodas admitted they build
insurance at least forty five million dollarsand were paid at least nine million.
The men face up to ten yearsin prison. And if you think that's
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bad, listen to this story.A blind man says that he was kicked
out of a restaurant because of hisguide dog, and he shared the troubling
incident on Instagram video. That's gettinga ton of traction on social media.
Paul Castle, a Seattle author andartist, detailed the discrimination he faced,
but he didn't name the restaurant whereit happened. I sure would have.
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In the video, Castle displayed theharness for his dog. He said was
shown to the waiter at the restaurantand reiterated that he's blind and he is
a blind man's dog. The waitersaid, you don't look blind to me.
What a dick? Huh? Really? Castle said. He offered to
bring paperwork to the waiter as proofthat he was blind, but Castle says
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the jerk off waiter told him ifhe returned to the restaurant he would call
the police on him. Castle spoketo the manager about the incident. He
said he did and want the waiterto lose his job and was forgiving and
thankful he could use the experience tobring awareness to others so that a whole
waiter can keep his job. Butwhat he should do He should have his
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ass whooped, but his boss oughtto make him read every single item on
the menu to mister Castle, wordfor words, Yeah, well, paid
vacation days are a wonderful thing,but paid days off from worker on a
guarantee from many Americans that work reallyhard, and even when they do get
them, they're leaving him on thetable a lot of the times. A
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majority seventy eight percent of US workerssay they don't take all of their PTO
days, and its highest among generationsZ workers and millennials, according to a
new Harris Poll survey of American workers. That's the deal. Younger professionals say
they don't ask for time off becausethey feel pressure to meet deadlines and be
productive, and they get nervous requestingPTO because they don't want to look like
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a slacker. That's not to saythat they're not taking breaks, just not
telling their boss about it. They'retrying to find a little backway to get
away with everything. Millennials in particular, have found workarounds to play hooky,
and nearly four and ten say they'vetaken time off without communicating it to their
manager. Similar shares say they movetheir mouse to show that they're still active
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on their company's messaging platforms like Slackor Microsoft Teams when they're not really working
and they've scheduled the message to sendoutside of regular hours to give the impression
that they're actually working over time.That's kind of smart. I've got to
have the days off. Am Okay, I got something for you, and
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get your wallet out, because itemsowned by the late Elvis Presley is going
to hit the auction block tomorrow.Baby. The personalized bible that has the
King's full name Elvis Aaron Presley printedon it was found on Presley's nightstand after
he died. But wait, there'smore more Elvis goodies available from Cruse GWS
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Auctions. Other items include the King'srings and other jewelry, his army uniform,
sunglasses, and assigned chair. Whatwould Elvis sign on to, Hey,
mysa, my chair? Don't sitin here, damn it. The
auction of Elvis Presley's items comes daysafter a judge halted the auction of Gracelynn,
the singer's historic Memphis, Tennessee homeafter his daughter Lisa Marie put it
(01:01:27):
up for collateral on a loan.But they said it was all fake.
So there now coming up. Ifyou want some concert tickets you want to
go see the Dave Matthews band,we got tickets for you in the ticket
window coming up next on the bowand then show we napped Dallas for worst
classic rock woo lone star ninety twoto five skennerd. And we do have
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a winner for those Dave Matthews tickets, and that would be our wiener.
Is you leasy Salazar of Fort WorthCountown, Texas before in his life?
Oh that's awesome. Yeah, he'sexactly Okay. Yesterday we were talking about
a new movie with Adam Sandler,a sequel to Happy Gilmore titled Cleverly Enough
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Happy Gilmore Too. And I believethey have released a short trailer for the
movie. A short trailer only likethirty seconds long. I'm sure a longer
one. What are you coming out? Let's six think? Okay, So
coming to theaters. Adam Sandler isback as America's favorite golfer. It's Happy
Gilmore Too. All of your questionsfrom the first film will be answered.
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Come on, Happy, You've gotto sink this pipe hat. Plus the
shocking twist you never saw coming.Go gosh, I'm taing her? Hey?
Are you okay? Happy? Inever? Happy Gilmore Too? Coming
to theaters? Okay, okay,you got me. I thought it was
(01:03:00):
gonna be a real trailer and yougot me. That's all right, It's
okay. I deserve it. Ideserve it. That was pretty fun,
though. What if the movie isjust like that? What if it's just
him who knows? Who Knows?Okay? One one of the bad things
(01:03:24):
about not being in the studio isI don't get to enjoy some of the
culinary delights that are brought up therefor free. Who brought food this time?
I can smell it from here?Oh bo. Hat Creek Burger came
up to introduce us to their newtruck Burger. It's a combination of their
hamburger with Truff's original hot sauce.It had fried pickles to good stock off
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me Patty's cheddar cheese so delicious.Of course, they have all of their
hamburgers, a classic, the Cowboy, that Big Hat. You can download
the Hat Creek mobile app and enjoythis new creation for just five dollars plus
their social media campaign right now,you can log on and win free hat
Creek for a year. How cool, my god, a whole year.
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Big thank you to Hat Creeper.Yeah, thank you for the food.
There is There is one down thestreet from Ao and I so I may
just drive through there. One drive. I'm giving me one them. Damn
thing. Man. I'm glad it'sa three day weekend, y'all. Let's
get it eight Din I Din Okay, coming up just after nine o'clock,
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it's your last day to win onethousand dollars with Rock the Bank. So
just after nine that first of ninekeywords today for your chance to win the
grand all you have to do islisten for the keyword. When you hear
it, you enter it at loneStar ninety two five dot com and you
could be the next big winner Rockthe Bank from lone Star ninety two to
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five Dallas four Orst Classic Rock loneStar ninety two. We have the time
of my life this weekend because it'sMemorial Day. But let's all hope and
think happy victorious thoughts for the MAVsto win against Timberwolves to night in Minnesota.
A two to nothing lead in theseries would give Dallas a lot of
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steam when they come back here toplay them again on Sunday for Game three.
Oh and oh god, let's hopethe Dallas Stars can bounce back from
that heartbreaking loss to Edmonton last night. Dallas hopes to even up the series
at a game of piece tomorrow nightat the American Airline Center. The puck
will drop at seven o'clock. Solet's also say a prayer to Thing Sebastian
for the Rangers. They got toturn things around. I don't know what's
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wrong with them. I mean,they're not playing like world champions. But
before we go any further now,I'm gonna mention this again when we get
back on Tuesday, because I justlearned this on Wheel of Fortune last night.
This guy answered something that didn't givehim big money. A player named
Tavaris william left the crowd and hostPat Sayjack stunned when he answered a puzzle
(01:06:04):
with a very not for save workancer with the category phrases. Williams saw
the letters blank blank blank, Iblank T blank E B blank blank T,
and he immediately buzzed with the response, and he said right in the
butt. The answer, of course, drew a loud gasp from the audience,
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with fellow contestant Tyra exclaiming what sayJack let him down with the general
oh no, right in the butt. The correct answer was this is the
best, but he saw right inthe butt. I don't know, but
it's funny. Was not in factbest for Williams, as the Florida native
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gave a chuckle equipped much better answer. Williams apologized, explaining he was just
a little excited to miss something likethat. I got. I gotta start
watching Wheel of Fortune more for Patsay Jack Lees, I know. Okay,
let's talk. Let's talk some timewasters here, what do we got?
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Huh? Okay? Up on thebow and them show page at lone
star ninety two to five dot com. He's not Sir Bruce Springsteen, but
the Boss was honored in London yesterday. He was honored with a Fellow of
the Ivers Academy. Now, thisaward is the highest honor that the British
organization bestows on people, recognizes songwritingand composing, and it acknowledges Bruce's impact
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on the UK's cultural landscape. AndPaul McCartney, a previous honoree, is
the one that presented Springsteen with theaward. We have that whole story up.
He's the first ever international songwriter thatthey have actually inducted into the Fellowship
in its eighty year history. Soit's a big honor. Van Halen releasing
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an expanded edition of their ninth album, nineteen ninety One's for unlawful, Cardinal
Knowledge, Cardinal easy for me tosay, Cardinal Knowledge. It's the third
of four albums with Sammy Hagar andboth this story reminded me of you and
Deborah, because with this announcement ofthe remastered Expanded Edition comes news that they've
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released the song pound Cake from theWest End Marketplace in Dallas on December fourth,
nineteen ninety one. Yeah, yes, yes, you guys. Yeah,
I was on top of Tolbert's watchingthat. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely
so. If you want to relivesome of those nineteen ninety one memories,
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go to our page because we havethat song up live from the West End
in nineteen ninety one, and wealso have some social media posts not saved
for the workplace from Sammy and MichaelAnthony. Hey. The Rolling Stones have
added a twentieth and final show totheir tour twenty four. Instead of it
wrapping up at Levi Stadium in SantaClara, California, on July seventeenth,
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it's gonna wrap up of all placesin the Ozark Mountains on July twenty first.
Tickets are gonna go on sale nextFriday, May thirty first, at
ten am local time. For details, you can go to Rollingstones dot com
or just go to our page.We have the full story there. And
Mick Fleetwood has posted a video expressinghis gratitude for Apple Music naming Fleetwood Max
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Rumors number eleven on the list ofthe one hundred best albums. Now we
have that full list up on ourpage, plus Mick Fleetwood's video thanking Apple.
I don't know why he's thanking them. They should have been number one
and not number eleven. Yeah,yeah, I think they should be higher
up in the ranks, very muchso. Michael McDonald and comedian Paul Riser.
Who would have thought those two weregreat friends, but they co wrote
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McDonald's memoir What a Fool Believes,And they were on the Tonight Show earlier
this week, and Jimmy Fallon andMichael McDonald did a duet of taking It
to the Streets and if you missedit, we've got that up on our
page. And finally, hot Cops, that's the answer to all the trouble
with traffic stops. Bo a womanhas gone viral for her video interacting with
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a police officer who pulled her over, and instead of it ending up with
a tragedy, it ended up witha comedy. You need to check out
this video on the Bone Them Showpage at lone star ninety two five dot
com almost fourth Classic Law lone starninety two five. Joe Walsh doesn't need
to complain, He's just letting youknow. And I tell you what.
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It's Friday, a three day week, which means, of course, it
means that our after show decompression sessionmay be a quick one because the quicker
we get away, the quicker weget to get away. If you know
what I'm saying. Oh yeah,all right, this is true. We're
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just confessed. We're just being honestwith you. Okay. Now, when
we get back on Tuesday, wewill have tickets to the Bash go on
then Bash with Styx and Foreigner andJohn Waite, and we'll also have tickets
to see the greatness that is ToddRunn I love me some Todd have been
a fan of his for years andyears, ever since he was with Naz
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if you'll remember that. So we'lldo that and get back into the swing
of things as we finish out theMary Mary month of May, don't you
know, So anybody have any subjectsyou want to cover while we have this
brief time together at the end ofnews show. Long holiday weekends. Let's
talk about that and how much welove these three day weekends. Okay,
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but it seems like management is takinga four day weekend. Both They didn't
call in sick like the show opensaid, but there's no activity other than
Zach with a lone star. Everybodyelse is gone. Yeah it's very today.
Yeah, yeah, it's crickets inthe hallway. It's very very quiet.
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Okay, So ain't no reason forthe rest of you to stick around.
We'll get out of here quick andthey can have their fun while we
go have our fun too, allright. So that being said, everybody
be careful and have a safe holidaythree day weekend. We'll see you back
on Tuesday, all right, allright,
Hello, tuct guilty in Texas classicLone Star ninety two five. Don't you
love her? Balley? Don't youneed her badly? Don't you love her?
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Ways? You tell me what yousay? Don't you love her?
Balle wanting me her day? Don'tyou love her face? Don't you love
She's walking down the door like shedid one thousand hands be born? Don't
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you love her? Ways? Tellme what you say? Don't you love
her? She's walking out of thedoor. All you love, oh Love,
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oh you love, Oh your loveto sing al miss over a deep
love dream seven Auso sing to beon the money. Don't you know?
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Don't you love her? She iswalking out? Oh love, Oh you
love, Ah you love. It'sthe same, A lovely song, my
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name a dream seven same dreaming.This station presents real American heroes ar AM
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today, We salute you. Mistercalls in sick before a long holiday weekend.
Calls in sick before long holiday weekend. It's a stretch to call you
a good coworker when you stretch outa holiday weekend to four days by calling
in on Friday, and you'd thinkno one suspects anything. Monday's a holidays
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monne Ooh nice touch with a fakecough and they ask your goes to you.
So when you get a phone callfrom the guy who was fine,
yes, but now has the twentyfour hours slacker of flu, don't get
mad. Get busy doing all thatextra work for mister calls in sick before
a long holiday weekend, a realAmerican hero. Mister cousin sick before long
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holiday week again. I'm not surprisedyou called. You've been phoning it in
for years and no. Memorial DayPicnic's gone bad Memorial Day two thousand and
five. In an effort to addheat to the grill, Gary puts too
much lighter fluid on the charcoal.Heye, Gary, he's up. That's
enough already, aren't kidding me?That's what gives it the intention. This
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has been Memorial Day Picnic's gone badat a Memorial Day party, come by
a mutual fan. I thought youwas Bob a Memorial Day Friday night at
the South Back Elementary Bafpeak Memorial Day. By the way, this is the
Joseph H. Milson Memorial Library.What the marritive factor, Bernie Memorial count
You say you went on a sunsetcruise on Memorial Day this week and is
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the un official start of summer MemorialDay weekend. I mean this is sort
of like the beginning of the sortof summer. Who Summer's almost to you,
guys, we have to get abikini ready. There are gonna be
some pasty folks by the fool tolarrow anyway, you get downhere that sunblock
and they can get pans them overhere, like Katie Waxes for everybody,
have decided to get a bikini waxYes, it's a weeke hurt might do
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a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how
a nice pair of edible panties canmake a guy feel sexy. We've been
training for a super secret international beerdrinking competition. Come on, yeah,
just a few beers. Where's thebeer? Okay, clearly most of it's
in your system. Have the maltliquor. If not for yourself and for
the people who love you Hart tagswho wants to party, Hey, throw
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me a beer, would you?Well? Well, it is Friday,
but it's even better than just aregular Friday because it's the friday before a
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three day weekend. Let's go.Yes, yes, yes, yeah,
we a little extra time off,don't hurt nobody, especially as hard as
we've been working for this damn showlong for Mercy Pow. So we got
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sports of all sorts coming up.Oh, it was a heartbreaker for your
Dallas stars. This ain't overall aboutthat. Also, I know. Also
it's the freaking fool file after that. Yeah, Comedian Jean Marco Serraci is
going to give us a call.He's coming to town later on since the
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rest of our comedians that we normallyhave on on Friday don't get in until
later this afternoon. A visit fromsince it's a holiday weekend. You know
him, You'll love him sometimes youcan't get enough of him, the one
and only Duayne Storm Blacktooth. Sowe're gonna find out what's going on in
another episode of Hey Anna, what'sHotning? And we got a two hundred
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and fifty dollars gas card that's probablygonna help you if you're taking a road
trip here on Memorial Day weekend.I'm sure Annabelle will come up with some
devious way to give that away,you know. And we celebrate, We
celebrate the birthday of my radio brotherfrom another mother long Jim White and a
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famous friend of the show who alsocelebrates the birthday today. And what are
we celebrating today, Well, wetold you about a road trip. It's
National road trip Day, get outof town for a few days and chilled
three day weekend. Hell yeah.It's also National Brother's Day. If you
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have one, call him up andsay hey, cause you know he's your
brother, don't you know. Wealso are celebrating if you can call it
that Aviation Maintenance Technician Day. Hey, Boeing, you might want to get
you some new aviation maintenance technicians becausethe one you got now keep forgetting to
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put all the bolts in all yourplanes. I'm just saying, and I'm
just trying to he have a job. Fair bone. Also International Tiara Day
only ladies can wear tir and getaway with it. And you should have
worn one today. I wish Icould see you with it on. I
mean, guys just look silly andcreepy wearing one. We'll probably get our
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ass kick too. It is Nationaldon't Friday. That's f r y.
It's a play on Friday because bake, broil or eat it raw. Actually
it's it's a don't overheat yourself sincesummer is kicking off. That's if you're
going to go on that road trip. It is National Cooler Day, so
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you can keep your cold ones coldwhile you're doing your Memorial Day weekend road
trip. We're also celebrating, ifyou want to call it that, National
scavenger Hunt Days, so you gofind items you don't need or want to
win a scavenger hunt prize that youdon't need or want. So much fun.
But wait, there's more. It'sNational wig out Day. I guess
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you're supposed to wear a goofy wigon your head day because they why not?
Of course Anna would be better ina tiara instead of a goofy ass
wig. And wait a minute,it is National Italian Beef Day Portillos hear
out? Yes, yummy? Okay, anybody got any any plans for the
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three day weekend? Hey, meand the dogs going to the beach.
The objective is exercise and swimming thisweekend. Yeah, and I'm gonna be
out at Grandscape in the Colony tomorrownight from eight to ten for dueling pianos,
and then I'm going to Blue OstrichWinery up in Saint Joe. Yeah,
cool man, I want to gosometime. I'm gonna drink this weekend,
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y'all, just you and about athousand other people. So y'all got
a busy weekend. It's gonna befun at least nothing else. You get
to sleep late, don't you know? So up next we're gonna talk about
sports of all sorts. But there'ssome good news to go along with the
bad news about stars, and we'llget going after we do Good Morning Strict.
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Yes it feels so good. Snapcrackle, pop, go my vertebrae.
Now okay, okay, we're ready. I think we're ready. Anybody
be on the toes because it's goingto be one of them shows. Here
we go, hit me one timeone of these nights. If you don't
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watch it, Dallas fors Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five, get a
little jiggy because it's a three dayweek in him and it is six thirty
in time for sports of all sorts? Nobody do you buy? Will Height
Law Firm? Injury lawyers, goto Will Heightwinds dot com. A heartbreaker
of a night last night for yourDallas Stars, The Oilers. Connor McDavid
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scored thirty two seconds into the secondovertime, and Edmonton beat the Stars three
to two in Game one of theWestern Conference Final last night at the American
Airline Center. I watched it untilEdmonton had two to nothing lead, and
then I just couldn't stay up anymoreand woke up to this bad news.
The Star were zero for three onpower plays and regulation. That's not good.
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Then couldn't capitalize on four minutes witha man advantage after a high stick
penalty against McDavid in the opening secondsof the first overtime that wasn't called until
a replay review on the next stoppageof play. Now, Tyler Sagan scored
both goals for the Stars, whohave lost game one of their last seven
playoff series since twenty twenty two.So it's not the end of the world.
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Goalie Jake Ottinger made thirty five savesfor the Stars, but then again,
it was those three shots and gotby them that won in four.
So Edmonton is one game up inthe series, but Dallas has a chance
for redemption tomorrow night, So don'tgo jumping off Reunion Tower just yet.
A cuck will drop at seven o'clockand The Dallas Mavericks captured their Game one
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of the best of seven series inthe Western Conference Finals on Wednesday night in
the Timberwolves backyard. So Game twoin this series is tonight seven at the
Target Center before the series moves backhere to Dallas for Game three on Sunday
at seven o'clock and Game four onTuesday at seven to thirty. The MAVs
are hoping to win tonight so theycan take a commanding two to zing league
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back home and have control of thisseries and goal Stars. Yes, baby,
the Dallas MAVs and the Dallas Starsare both in the Western Conference Finals
at the same damn time. It'sa pretty cool time to be a sports
fan in this part of the country. The Texas Rangers are the reigning World
Series champs, and then there's theDallas Cowboyssolutely, why do you have to
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us? I know, don't shootthe messenger, you guys. The Cowboys
had another disappointing playoff exit last season. The team hasn't been to the conference
championship since the nineteen ninety five season, and back then they beat the Green
Bay Packers at Texas Stadium en routeto their third Super Bowl in four seasons.
The championship drought as we're calling infor the Cowboys may make some feel
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envious of their fellow DFA franchises,but Dak Prescott says he's rooting for the
MAVs and rooting for the Stars.Here's a Dak quote for you. I
want it. I want it forthem, trust me, go win it.
Rangers did it. It puts moreeffing pressure on us. End quote.
Prescott said that on Wednesday, andI agree with him. It should.
It was a busy day for Dak, by the way, whose daughter
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MJ made an appearance at the Starin Frisco on Wednesday. She turned just
three months old, already making appearances. Preskin's daughter and her mom, Sarah,
Jay and Ramos. We're there withPrescott at a news conference celebrating a
two point one million dollar donation madefor cancer research. How cool is that,
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Sir Jane. You need to getDak to put a ring on it.
Okay, you got the baby,but we got a ring on it.
Yeah. Philadelphia fans got out theirbrooms yesterday bo as Zach Wheeler tossed
seven strong innings. JT Real Mutoand Nick Costiano's homered to help Philadelphia complete
a three game sweep of the WorldSeries champion Texas Rangers with a five to
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two win yesterday in front of asellout crowd in Philadelphia. It was the
Philly seventh series sweep this season.As for your Texas Rangers, well,
they have gone eleven straight games withoutmore than four runs and have dropped nine
of the last eleven games. Andwhat was so frustrating for Rangers fans is
that twice the Rangers loaded the basesyesterday but did not score. And Rangers
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fans probably were praying that that fortyfive minute weather delay would wash away some
of that bad jojo the Rangers havehad of late, but nope, no
such luck. After the game,Rangers manager Bruce Bochi said, it's a
long season and you are going tohave these patches, and what's important is
how you deal with it. Sohopefully the spell will be broken and the
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Rangers will get back in the wincolumn. The Rangers are in Minnesota tonight
to face the Twins. First pitchsix' ten tonight. Oh man,
we got to get rid of thisbad moto that's going around here. Police
in Kentucky have released new video showingthe arrest of the world's top rank golfer,
Scott A. Scheffler, North Texasnative, who was arrested before the
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second round of last week's PGA Championshipin Louisville or Louisville outside of Valhalla Golf
Club. During a news conference yesterdaymorning, Louisville mayor and police chief said
they were releasing video from a fixedpole camera across the street and a dash
camera. According to the report,when Scheffler accelerated his PGA Mark vehicle during
the incident, he dragged a detectiveto the ground and Officer Brian Gillis suffered
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a knee injury, but Gillis isin trouble because he didn't turn on his
camera. Scheffer faces four charges,including a felon account of assaulting an officer.
Scheffler's attorney believes the pole camera andvideo backs up Scotty's claim that his
arrest was just a big misunderstanding.So basically, there's nothing new to learn
with this new video except that theya new video. But apparently the Louisville
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Police Department thought it was a bigdeal. Can we move on from this?
By the way, Scotty teed offat the Colonial Tournament in Fort Worth
yesterday. His win streak was snappedlast week after his arrest, though he
still earned the top ten finish.Other PGA contenders in the field that Colonial
include Justin Rose, Tony Fanell,and another homeboy, Jordan Speith. The
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official name of the tournament, incase anybody asked, is the twenty twenty
four Charles Schwab Challenge. So goodluck, Scottie, Shake it off,
Son, shake it off. It'sstill just the Colonial to me as far
as I'm concerned. Sorry, Charlesschwas Yeah, I know, It'll always
be the Colonial. It's time forthe greatest spectacle in racing. Sunday will
be the one hundred and eighth runningof the Indianapolis five hundred. It's a
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historic event, filled with lots oftradition, and there's plenty of hype entering
the twenty twenty four race, withTeam Penske looking very quick and NASCAR champion
Kyle Larson attempting double duty racing theIndy five hundred in the afternoon and then
Kyle Larson will race NASCAR at Charlottein the evening. Indianapolis Motor Speedway has
been the site of the Indy fivehundred since its first running back in nineteen
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eleven. The two and a halfmile rectangular oval is located in Speedway,
Indiana, just six miles west ofdowntown Indianapolis. It is the third oldest
permanent automobile racetrack in the world,and its permanent seating capacity of two hundred
and fifty seven thousand, three hundredand twenty five makes it the highest capacity
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sports venue in the world. Now. The track is nicknamed the Brickyard because
it was originally paved with bricks innineteen oh nine. Today, only the
start and finish line is made ofbricks, while the rest of the circuit
is paved with asphalt. Green flagfor the Indy five hundred on Sunday will
be at eleven forty five am.Oh, let's go and check out this
really weird tradition that comes along withthe event, known as the Indianapolis five
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hundred. The winner of the Indietraditionally drinks a glass of milk when they
get into the winter circle. Thisis done by the It's pushed by the
Indiana Dairy Association and they surveyed allthirty three of the Indy five hundred drivers
on Hey, you know, whatkind of milk do you want? If
you're the winner. Twenty six ofthe thirty three drivers just picked straight up
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whole milk. Okay, five driverspicked two percent, two picked skim.
Nobody picked chocolate milk milk. Asa tradition, race drivers don't want to.
Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. They probably think it's bad luck
if you have chocolate instead of thewhite chocolate milk's bad luck. Oh my
gosh. Anyway, Bottom, Idon't know about you, but chocolate milk
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is the only milk I'll drink.I A'm drinking. That sounds like good
luck for racing too, what Iknow, yeah, exactly. Speaking of
racing, The NASCAR Hall of Famewill add three new members next year,
Carl Edwards, Ricky Rudd, andRalph Moody, who will make up the
two thousand two twenty five class thatwill be in shrine next February. Edwards
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and Run represent Rudd represent the modernera, while Moody is the Pioneer inductee.
Modern era candidates include recently retired drivers, crew chiefs, owners, and
contributors, while pioneer candidates are thosewhose career began more than sixty years ago.
Edwards was one of the most successfuldrivers to ever win a Cup Series
championship. After each victory, hewas known for doing a backflip off his
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car and then waving to the crowd. Rudd was known as NASCAR's Iron Man
after starting a record seven hundred andeighty eight consecutive races from nineteen eighty one
to two thousand and five, arecord later broken by Jeff Gordon. Now
Ralph Moody, who died in twothousand and four, had a long and
storied life and career in the sport. The Massachusetts native drove a tank under
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the command of General George S.Patten, then won four NASCAR Cup Series
races in forty seven starts from nineteenfifty six to nineteen six sixty two.
The NASCAR Hall of Fame open intwenty ten when Dale Earnhardt, Richard Petty,
Bill France Senior, and Bill FranceJunior and Junior Johnson were inducted.
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Five new members were inducted each yearthrough twenty twenty before the current format with
two Modern Era and one Pioneer wasadopted. So now you know, get
ready because the freaking fool File isnext on the Bow and Them show Be
Afraid, Be Very Afraid, Dallasfor Ors classic rock lone Star ninety two
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five Fleetwood, Max Stevie Nicks,who was about to turn seventy six over
this upcoming weekend and coming up comediangen Marco So Race's gonna give us a
call. But now it's that specialtime of the morning, time for the
freaking fool file. Okay, here'san Arizona woman who went viral when she
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was caught on video multiple times addingbleach to her coffee maker in an attempt
to poison her husband. See,the husband thought something was up because he
kept getting sick after he drank hiscoffee. So he said, hmm.
He planted some cameras around the houseand compiled a ton of evidence that his
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wife was indeed looking the often nowmelody Feliciano Johnson was initially charged with attempted
first degree murder, but ended uppleading guilty to two counts of a lesser
felony charge of adding poison or aharmful substance to food or drink. Well,
why else would you add food that'spoisoned or drink that's poisoned unless you
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were trying to commit first degree murder, I ask you. Her husband later
told investigators he believes she was tryingto kill him to collect death benefits,
but he explicitly told the court hedid not want his wife to spend time
in prison, which apparently had amajor influence on the final verdict. Wow,
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guy, listen, listen, listen. If you knew your wife was
trying to kill you, would yousay no, don't lock her up.
I'm sure we can work this out. What No, No, Maybe a
little time in jail would chill herass. Weigh the key. Once the
unnamed husband provided police with the videos, Miss Johnson was arrested and spent nearly
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a year in police custody because shecouldn't post the two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars bond. Good. I don'tknow. I would sleep with one eye
open if I was mad to thiswoman. I'm just saying, well,
here's why you should never ignore thosesharp chest pains, guys. A Filipino
man who had been experiencing sharp chestpains in cold weather learned that he had
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a four inch long knife blade lodgedin his chest. After doing a routine
X ray, oh twenty five yearold Kent, Ryan to Mao, was
more than a bit confused when doctorstold him he had an object resembling a
knife stuck in his chest, veryclose to one of his lungs. He
had undergone an X ray exam requiredto apply for a mining job, and
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he never imagined there was anything wrongwith him. He certainly didn't think there
was a knife blade in his chest. Asked if he had any idea how
the blade ended up there, Kenttold physicians that he'd been the victim of
his stabbing over a year ago.He was riding a motorbike one day when
he was attacked and stabbed by agang of punks up to no good now.
He did not remember much about theincident except that he was almost lifeless
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when he was brought to the hospitalwhere doctors saved his life, and I
guess he assumed that they took outthe knife. Despite the shocking discovery,
the twenty five year old said thathe has no plans of assuing the doctor
who treated him after he got stabbed. In fact, he declined to name
the doctor. All he wants nowis to have the knife blade removed from
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his chest, I guess, sohe can apply for the mining job.
Look at him. Oh god,Okay, you guys know that social media
platform that AO still calls Twitter thatone. Yes, X, that's it,
thank you. Oh yeah. Sothere's a guy posting on there and
he calls himself Flee. Not tobe confused with the terrific musician from the
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Red Hot Chili Peppers. This Fleawent on Facebook marketplace to buy quote boneless
wings in a drink on faces quoteyeah, Facebook marketplace and then he's posting
on it on Twitter. First question, why would you buy chicken wings on
Facebook marketplace when you could just goto Buffalo or go to wingstop and just
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pick him up in a few minutes. Second question, are you that f
and stupid? I'm waiting for answers, people, I'm waiting. I'll let
you know. After being charged fifteendollars up front by someone named Steven Tatz,
Flea as he's known in social mediaworld, was discouraged when he ended
up receiving what appears to be frozenPurdue chicken plus nuggets shaped like little dinosaurs.
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Dude, send him a bag offrozen chicken, According to Flee,
when he asked for his fifteen dollars, back. Tats replied by saying,
no, take me to Judge Judyif you want to, and then they
blocked each other. Oh how sadand well. Now Flea is all pissed
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off or getting ripped off, andhe vows to find Steven Tats kick his
ass and take back his whopping fifteendollars loss. Good luck, buddy,
you go get him. Hey,money is money. What can I tell
you? Okay, you're gonna likethis one, This is funny. A
fire breather has been treated at ahospital in Mexico after being attacked by a
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mariachi band and fighting back by settingsome of them on fire. Security footage
of this bizarre fight shows one ofthe mariachis chasing the fire breather, placing
him in a headlock and pounding awayon him and punching him multiple times,
and all these people on the roadand traffic are stopping, getting out of
their car and watching. The firebreather is then seen laying on the pavement
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bleeding as five of the members ofthe mariachi band kick him and punch him
in front of a taco restaurant namedEl Inferno that's as a promo for the
restaurant El Inferno, but the tableswere turned as the fire breather starts spitting
fire at the Mariaci musicians, dressedin traditional white shirts and black trousers,
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who are then seen running away,several of them with their clothes on fire.
They quickly take off their burning clothingand one is even seen rolling on
the ground trying to extinguish the flames. It is believed the fight was over
the right to perform and generate tipsat that sought after spot because a lot
of people go by there. Thefire breather was hired to spit out flames
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as a promotion for the l Infernorestaurant. Now, you can't make this
stuff up. I am, Itry Anda and I are looking at the
video right now. Bo. Wehighly recommend it. Oh no, oh
god, you gotta post it.You gotta post it. We'll do it.
We'll get it up here, shortlytrying to project himself with his instruments.
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We're not gonna make it as asociety, you guys. I'm just
gonna let you know right now hereyou go, Okay, road Warriors,
before you hit the road for thelong Memorial Day weekend, how about we
hook you up with a two hundredand fifty dollars gas gift card from Furiosa.
A Mad Max Saga opening in theaterstwo day. Your chance to win
coming up at seven to fifty righthere on the Bow and Them show on
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Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock Long Starninety two to five Dallas fort Worth's Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five.Pink Floyd has a live version of that
song. Time it is, Speakingof time, it's seven oh nine.
In case you're watching the clock thinking, oh, man, just a little
while. I got a three dayweekend. But as I'm looking at the
phone lines, I wonder who thisis on? Hold? Hi, John
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Marcos, Serasia, John Marco?How you doing? Man? I'm good?
How are you okay? Got totake a little time to heal,
don't you know? I hear you? Since John Marko is spelled with a
G. Do your friends ever callyou g mark for short? You know
that's a nice one. I dida G I did GM. My dad
calls me Gianni, but g markI've never done it. I'll give you
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a shot. Well, we're justtrying to help the calls. I know
you still get a lot of materialliving in New York because there's always something
goofy happening that you can work on. Oh yeah, New York. It's
filled with stuff. You just goon the train, you see all walks
of life. The other day Iwas on the train, I got cat
called and my girlfriend was like,now you know what it's like to be
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a woman every day and I waslike, oh, that was easy.
So I learn a lot. Pleasetell the story the encounter you had with
a German bartender. You talked aboutthis last time you were in the studio
with us. I didn't know ifeverybody had heard it, but it is
a very funny story. Yes,well, I had a bartender. He
was from Germany originally somehow at campI was Jewish. Because I brought it
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up. Immediately his demeanor change,his face sank, and he said he
said, oh, I am sosorry for the Holocaust. What do you
say to that? No worries,don't let it happen again. And I
didn't know what to say, soI said, you know, could I
get a free beer? And hesaid, oh, I would, but
my boss would get mad and Iwas like, no, no, I
get it. You're just following orders. Oh I love that story. Oh
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man, So you're currently on yourleaning in tour and you're going to come
back to North Texas in December.What's it like right now? What is
the mood when you're going to thesecomedy clubs in this day of political correctness?
You know, I honestly political correctnessor whatever you want to call it,
it only helps the comedy because itbrings tension. Comedy is about the
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release of tension. So I loveto pick up on people's stressors. Listen,
if everything, if no one hadany problem with anything, there's nothing
to joke about. But I likethe feeling of everyone nervous because then I
get to kind of walk the tightrope, and you like to work the crowd
a lot. Has it ever backfired? In other words, have you ever
had a Karen incident? Somebody whojust is tired of your foolishness and doesn't
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like what you said and is goingto let you know about it. Oh,
sure, it can happen now andthen. But the most recent embarrassing
moment, I was talking to thiswoman in the front row. I said,
what do you do for work?And she said make more money than
you oo. So I mean Ijust started guessing. I was like,
oh, are you a bar mitzvahdj? Are you do you own and
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operate a gumball machine? Are youa mall Santa in Israel? It doesn't
really narrow it down at all,so you know it's a risk. He
talked to the audience. You couldhave gone, right, are you?
Is that what you do for aliving? Does that want you to make
more money? And you know,sometimes people just want to get something off
their chest, or they just wantsomebody to talk to and feel like part
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of the show without being a doucheabout it. And that's why you work
the crowd so well, because theywant to get that feeling from you.
That's the goal. I want youto come and leave grateful that you are
not me. That's the gift Ihope to give to my audience. Besides
doing comedy and movies, you alsohave a podcast called The Downside with John
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Marco, where you interview people fromall walks of life about the downside of
their life. Give us some examplesof who you've interviewed, what types of
people you've interviewed in the Downside.Oh gosh, well, you know,
sometimes we have like some bigger comedystars that you get to hear about like
the crazy gigs where they bombed orwhere they failed. We still have people
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from different professions. We had awoman who worked at a morgue and you
hear about like how hard doing thatlife is, and that one got very
dark. I talked to people aboutjust all the failures in their life,
whether they're a lawyer, whether they'rea doctor, whether they're a celebrity.
And I feel like, especially withsocial media, we live in this day
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and age of everyone projecting positivity,and as a Jewish guy who loves to
complain, I wanted to make aspace where people could just tell me the
truth. Are you still kissing yourdad in public? John Marco? Listen?
It's an Italian thing. Italians werevery physically affectionate, and I know
it's not not every one in America'sused to it. Because I had this
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roommate not Italian, not Italian atall, Irish or something, and he
saw my Italian father and I kisseach other dudbye, and he was like,
ew, do you kiss your dadin public? And I was like,
yeah, you don't be weird ifI only kissed him in private.
If I was like, if Iwas like, Hey, Bob, let's
get out of here. My roommatesgetting jail. Well, g Mark,
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when you come to town later onthis year, make sure you come back
in the studio because we hadn't seenyou in a while. And good luck
with your tour and with your Netflixspecial jan Mark old Soa s. Thanks
for calling man, appreciate it.Thanks guys, take care. Plenty of
classic rock, Dallas fort Worst ClassicRock lone Star ninety two to five,
Foreigner newly looked it into the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame and part of
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the Bow and Them Bash along withStyx. Is a matter of fact,
we're gonna have tickets to that allnext week. And if that weren't enough,
and don't you think it ought tobe, we also got tickets to
see the greatness of Todd Rundren.He has come to town. How about
that now? If you're going tospend some time in front of your grill
this weekend, the National Fire ProtectionAssociation has some ideas to help you avoid
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disaster, because nothing like ruining agood three day weekend with a trip to
the hospital. Pay attention. Let'sbe kissing. First of all. If
you're grilling, go ahead go ahead. Keep the grill away from the home
and overhanging branches, as well askids, pets, and your reckless drunk
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brother in law. Never leave yourgrill unattended when in use. Use only
starter fluid when chargo grill. Don'tpour a bunch of gasoline on there,
and don't add starter fluid or anyother flammable liquids to the fire after it
gets going a little. When you'refinished grilling, let the coals cool completely
before dumping them into a metal container. Don't be stupid and dump them into
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a sack because that's gonna catch onfire. And of course, above all,
don't drink and drive. And inorder to remind you, here's one
of our old friends. Okay,Dwayne, we're gonna try it once more.
Just remember it now, introduce yourselfand read what's on the paper in
front of you. You got it, Yeah, yeah, I got it.
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Okay, fine, Dwayne. StopSubstance abuse Awareness campaign. This is
take nine, Dwayne. Wayne,that's your cue. Oh rat, anytime
you're ready. We're ready, Dwayne, Dwayne go oh hi, this is
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Dwayne Stomp of Black Tooth Kids.When you drink and drive, no,
Dwayne, No, No, cutcut, it's not when you drink and
drive. Oh right right, Uh, let me do it again. Yeah,
good idea. This is Dwayne Stomp. P s A. Take ten.
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Hi, this is Dwayne Stump.When I drink and drive, I'll
cut Dwayne cutwa Dwayne. This spotis supposed to be against driving while intoxicated.
What never mind. We'll do itone more time and remember say don't
do drugs and if you must drinkthis holiday weekend, don't drive. You
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got it? Jay? Fine?Dwayne Stomp psa take what is it eleven?
Hey, I'm Dwayne Stomp telling youif you do drugs is a weekend
don't drivet Wrong again, Dwayne,it's don't do drugs. Don't do drugs.
That's what I said. Oh it'snot not even close to what you
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said. You come in this booth, I show you how close it was.
Sheer luck. We're gonna do itagain, Dwayne, say don't do
drugs. If you must drink thisholiday weekend, do not drive. Take
twelve. This is Dwayne Stump.Weekends are for drunks, do drugs.
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Okay, Dwayne, thank you verymuch for coming in. I think with
a little editing we've got something wecan use. Don't do drugs, and
if you must drink this holiday weekend, don't drive. This weekend is the
un official start of summer from RoyalDay Weekend. Yes, I mean this
is sort of like the of thesort of summer. Woo hoo, buddy
time. Everybody loved three day weekends. Working for the weekend. The weekend
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is landing. Everybody's got fac suplans. The peach is a perfect place
to pick up chicks. Oooh yeah, everybody's looking bought some freedom shoots and
booze everywhere. Give me that boat. Everybody to crash. Oh, you're
tied of working so hard with thisshot. You want to start up to
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come. I want to get outof here. You want to sway up
some doll dillions of dollars until yourbox shove it. You are not the
boss of you, she called herboss and monkeys butt. Can I just
remind you to fight me? DallasForts Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to
five. That song is it's kindof special to me for the reason why
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my first sixty nine was in thesummer of sixty nine. It's true thunderous
applause for this Maybe maybe I sharetoo much with you guys. Coming up,
See this is this way you guyswill have something on me in case
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you want to get back at mefor some reason. Okay, coming up,
we have a two hundred and fiftydollars gas card because you're probably going
to need that if you're going ona road trip this Memorial Day weekend.
And you know, speaking of that, there's a whole lot going on this
Memorial Day weekend, so it's timeto find out in it's time for he
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what what? I am so gladyou asked. It is Memorial Day weekend,
as BO said, And of coursethere's lots going on, including the
Carry the Load Memorial March at RevershawanPark in Dallas. It's gonna get underway
at noon on Sunday and continue throughMonday, Memorial Day. This was designed
to restore the true meaning of MemoriDay, as we remember the fallen and
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thank our military, our veterans,and our first responders. Also this weekend,
the Dallas Symphony Orchestra's annual Summer concertseries will get underway on Memorial Day.
They're gonna be at Flagpole Hill.They're gonna have patriotic tunes. Also
fireworks. It all starts at eightfifteen Monday night. The event is free
to attend and planning to do inFort Worth as well with Memorial Day weekend
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activities at the Stockyards, including acelebration of John Wayne Day. So this
year Cool marks the one hundred andsixteenth anniversary of John Wayne's birthday, and
you can celebrate with John Wayne's familySunday from four pm to seven pm in
the Stockyards in Fort Worth. JohnWayne's family yes in courts Stars fans hoping
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the Stars can bounce back from lastnight's Game one loss. Tomorrow it is
Game two for the Western Conference Finalsas the Stars take on the Edmonton Oilers
at the American Airline Center. Puckwill drop tomorrow night at seven and at
Toyota Stadium in Frisco tomorrow night,FC Dallas takes on Real Salt Lake.
Game starts at seven thirty tomorrow night. Today and tomorrow, the Phillip sixty
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six Big Twelve Baseball Championship Series continuesat Globelife Field in Arlington. Now Today
TCU is gonna take on Kansas.That game is at nine this morning and
then at twelve thirty today. Oklahomawill take on the winner of that matchup.
Oklahoma State will face Texas Tech atfour and then usc usf will face
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the winner tonight. The championship gameis going to be tomorrow night at six
Live music to check out this weekend. Tonight at the Granada Theater, it's
the Neil Young Tribute Peco's Moon,and then on Monday you can see the
Real Thing. Neil Young and CrazyHorse played Dose Equi's Pavilion and other live
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music this weekend. Chris Isaac atthe House of Blues, The Spasmatics play
Lava Cantina and the Colony Tonight Tomorrownight at Grandscape, I'm gonna be hosting
the Dueling Piano Show. I'll bethere from eight pm to ten pm.
And at the Pavilion at Toyota MusicFactory tomorrow night. Christian Star Kirk Franklin
presents Exodus Festival Comedy this weekend.Committee and Gary Owen is at the Addison
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Improv and The Very Funny Derek Stroupis at the Plano House of Comedy,
Fort Worth Tomorrow and Sunday. TheUby Dooby Fest nothing to do with Scooby
Doo. So I was kind ofdisappointed. It's an electronic music festival taking
place at Panther Island Pavilion tomorrow andfort Worth National tamp Dancing Day. So
if you like to tap dance,it's gonna be at the Arts Fifth Avenue
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in fort Worth a tap dancing festival. And there's a polka festival in Ennis
this weekend and theater Lover is stilltime to see Hamilton at Windspear Opera House.
It's running through June ninth. Andthat is just some of what is
going on this weekend. You're welcomethe Bow and Them show Yallo's Fort's classic
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Boeing them show. Do you knowwhat audio that movie is from?
I'm gonna say bullet, even thoughI know it's probably wrong. No,
it's not the end that's wrong.I'm sorry. And Hi Bill, we
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on Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock loneStar ninety two to five Dallas fort Worst
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five, Boston. It is Friday. Today
is May the twenty fourth, andtoday is the birthday of my radio brother
for forty years in Dallas Fort Worth. On the air, mister Long,
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jim Why hey Jimmy, we loveyou, jim I was trying to I
was gonna try and get him onthe show today here at my bunker.
But Jimmy is in Denver visiting hisdaughter, so I understand. But Jimmy
is seventy six years old today.Wow, we're all getting long in the
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tooth year. But Jimmy shares hisbirthday with our old buddy Tommy Chong from
Cheeching Chong, who is exactly tenyears older than Jimmy to the day.
That means Tommy Chong is eighty sixtoday. And Tommy has been in many
times, sometimes with Cheach, sometimesby himself. But I thought we'd in
honor of Jimmy sharing his birthday withTommy Chong. Here's one of the times
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Tommy was in the studio with us. Here you go, Tommy. I
put together a little something special becauseI've been looking forward Tommy Chong's here,
having Tommy on the show. Areyou ready? That's we're on here,
We got the record. Okay,listen, don't walk away from me when
I'm talking to you. You geta more sundown or worse off delitary the
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special stage. Can't son of abitch, bitch. It's Tony JOm.
I've been smoke. That's where mymoney go in my loans. And sometimes
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Tommy is good to see you.How are you man? As long as
we've known you, it's always agreat player to have you come in here.
And I just remember a couple ofyears ago, go when was when
was it that we did the instore appearance in Fort Worth on Camp Booi?
Yeah? Right, and the linewas blocks blocks, that's right.
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When you guys did that kicked offthat new tour. Yeah, and you
and you met everybody that was thereyou stayed until everybody left. Man,
you guys are great. But theone thing I remember is a lady brought
her infant child in and said,would you sign my kid? And you're
signing the baby's forehead And I don'tremember if it was you or Cheech that
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said it, but you went signingmy baby. Yeah, something wrong with
Tommy's mike? Won't you switch switchwith R? Yes? See this sounds
yeah, this is a lot brighter. Hear that, Lewis? Yeah?
Yeah, or oh no, that'smuch better. It was probably picking up
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your mac. Could be that.It was probably not no, this crappy
equipment that I got a blog,you know, a blog thing going podcast?
Oh yeah, not pod pot yeah, podcast. And so I'm getting
into the microphone thing, you know, yeah, and don't be too close?
And is it on? Is itrecording? You can spit on it
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too, you know? How doyou do that? What did they say?
Sibilants? Civil sibilants? Of courseif our engineer here's he goes.
How was it working with Struther Martin? You know he wrote all that stuff
himself, did he really did?He just make it up? He made
it up. He made it up. He was So what a wonderful actor.
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Oh yeah, great gay as asas could be. I don't know
that. I'm not really that surprised. Man, you want to come up
to my room, son of abitch, I said, and she goes,
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Man, no, no, I'msorry, I can't do it.
Everything he said it came out ofhim. I told him the scene or
you know, we told him.You know, what's just what we're gonna
do. You know, I'm akid that still lives at home. And
he wrote every line you get ata military school. That was all him.
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Wow, that's great, our worshipingmilitary. Well, a lot of
that movie was kind of pieced togetherwith improv and totally further moment dialogue.
Well, when you think about it, we were the first reality show because
there was a chunk of reality.You know, there was no no,
don't make believe. I mean really, you know the marijuana vans across the
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border. How long you've been inMexico? A week a day? What
is it a week or day?Weekday? Yeah? Well, you know
the house that when you go andvisit Strawberry what was Tom Scarett? Yeah,
and uh, the lady that snortsthe June jug. Yeah, they're
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selling that house. That house isup for sale. You're kidding, yes,
And it's the Cheech and Chong upand smoke house up for sale.
Really yeah, they're asking like amillion dollars. Well the first house,
Uh, let's see, where wasthat? I don't know. One of
the places we did, they demolishedit. Uh, the one across the
street from where we shot. Yedemolished it while we were shooting. What
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And so there's one scene where thehouse is there, and then there's another
sting. You learn something when youhave Tommy Chong on the show. You
got to buy that original house.There may be a stash still left it.
Oh yeah, well there's don't worryabout stashes nowadays. Man boy,
they got the best party. Theygot many a long way since they got
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delivery services now what yeah, ohyeah you can. You can get to
call it up and you can haveit there before your pizza order pizza and
pot and the part will get there. Verse you just call it is just
mister Chong be right there. Youdon't even have to say anything. Oh
and I never paid for it,you know, they said, Tommy,
Tommy, and I'll reach for mywallet. Bro, are you kidding Doings
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just signed my big bamboo album forme, and we'll call it even speedy
Delivery. That's a different number.That's great man. You know a few
years ago when you were up here, you were talking about your daughter writing
a script for you in Cheech.Did you ever that ever happened? Well,
I've got a stack of scripts thatwe wrote and that was included.
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Uh, you don't know. Wenever got around. The thing is we're
not the guys anymore, you know. Yeah, Unfortunately, I was telling
the guys here that we look liketoo Cheech and Chong impersonators. Know you're
the real deal. You're the realdeal. I know we're the real deal.
But you know, she sometimes hasto, you know, paste on
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a mustache. I was going totell you something. I forgot what it
was. See, it's all thatdelivery you've been having at job. Yeah,
Dallas for Wars Classic Rock lone Starninety two to five. I always
stayed to hard me to just sitthere. Yeah. Well, here we
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are a nice big free day weekend. And now a word from one of
our fine Memorial Day sponsors. MemorialDay, it's a time to reflect,
to honor those who made the ultimatesacrifice so that the rest of us could
be free. And it's time toget down to the Memorial Day blowout sale.
That's right. You won't believe thesedoor brush deals on everything you can
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think, cars, fans, trucks, SUVs, price, taboo, mattresses,
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blender, and a mattress and getall three of the memorial they bought out
sale. No prices too long,So this weekend, take time to think,
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to reflect, and to find thefastest route to the memorial they blow
off sale this weekend only. OhGod, no respect ever, no respect.
All right, let's see what's goingon. I understand that Live Nation
may be in a little trouble here. Oh yeah, bo. The Justice
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Department announced yesterday it has filed alawsuit against Live Nation, the parent company
of Ticketmaster, alleging that it's violatedthe Sherman Anti Trust Act. At a
press confidence after the lawsuit was filedin the Southern District, New York Attorney
General Merrick Garland said it was timeto break it up. Referring to the
alleged monopoly the company has on liveevents. The DOJ said that Live Nation
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directly manages over four hundred musical artists, controls sixty percent of concert promotions at
major venues, and controls roughly eightypercent of major concert venues ticketing through Ticketmaster
now. Live Nation said in astatement, the DOJ's allegations are absolutely baseless,
and they explained that they believe theDepartment will lose in court because it
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ignores the basic economics of life entertainment. Now. This statement went on to
say that the market share of Ticketmasterhas been declining for over a decade.
The lawsuit was backed by the Attorney'sGeneral of twenty nine states and Washington,
DC, So we'll keep an eyeon it. Bo mm yeah crazy.
And you know that story was onNBC Nightly News and they said, as
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much as you're paying for tickets inAmerica, it's cheap to fly somewhere overseas
where tickets are only one hundred dollarsor left and see it there. Now,
that means something's up. I'm tellingyou that's a mess. Here's something
else for you. Two Dallas doctorswho faked giving injections to patients pleaded guilty
to health care fraud. Twin brothers, Desi Baragoa and Dino Baragoa, who
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operated a pain management clinic in Dallastogether, each pleaded guilty to one count
of conspiracy to commit health care fraud. The brothers required patients to visit their
office every month. The patients wouldreceive prescription drugs, and the doctors would
build the patient's insurance companies for servicesthey did not provide. These brothers reported
to insurance that they gave patients asmany as eighty injections per patient per visit.
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Now that should have been a redflag right there. In many cases,
the doctor would place the needle onthe patient's body without actually piercing the
skin. The brothers also created fakemedical records. The Baragodas admitted they build
insurance at least forty five million dollarsand were paid at least nine million.
The men face up to ten yearsin prison. And if you think that's
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bad, listen to this story.A blind man says that he was kicked
out of a restaurant because of hisguide dog, and he shared the troubling
incident on Instagram video. That's gettinga ton of traction on social media.
Paul Castle, a Seattle author andartist, detailed the discrimination he faced,
but he didn't name the restaurant whereit happened. I sure would have.
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In the video, Castle displayed theharness for his dog. He said was
shown to the waiter at the restaurantand reiterated that he's blind and he is
a blind man's dog. The waitersaid, you don't look blind to me.
What a dick? Huh? Really? Castle said. He offered to
bring paperwork to the waiter as proofthat he was blind, but Castle says
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the jerk off waiter told him ifhe returned to the restaurant he would call
the police on him. Castle spoketo the manager about the incident. He
said he did and want the waiterto lose his job and was forgiving and
thankful he could use the experience tobring awareness to others so that a whole
waiter can keep his job. Butwhat he should do He should have his
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ass whooped, but his boss oughtto make him read every single item on
the menu to mister Castle, wordfor words, Yeah, well, paid
vacation days are a wonderful thing,but paid days off from worker on a
guarantee from many Americans that work reallyhard, and even when they do get
them, they're leaving him on thetable a lot of the times. A
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majority seventy eight percent of US workerssay they don't take all of their PTO
days, and its highest among generationsZ workers and millennials, according to a
new Harris Poll survey of American workers. That's the deal. Younger professionals say
they don't ask for time off becausethey feel pressure to meet deadlines and be
productive, and they get nervous requestingPTO because they don't want to look like
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a slacker. That's not to saythat they're not taking breaks, just not
telling their boss about it. They'retrying to find a little backway to get
away with everything. Millennials in particular, have found workarounds to play hooky,
and nearly four and ten say they'vetaken time off without communicating it to their
manager. Similar shares say they movetheir mouse to show that they're still active
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on their company's messaging platforms like Slackor Microsoft Teams when they're not really working
and they've scheduled the message to sendoutside of regular hours to give the impression
that they're actually working over time.That's kind of smart. I've got to
have the days off. Am Okay, I got something for you, and
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get your wallet out, because itemsowned by the late Elvis Presley is going
to hit the auction block tomorrow.Baby. The personalized bible that has the
King's full name Elvis Aaron Presley printedon it was found on Presley's nightstand after
he died. But wait, there'smore more Elvis goodies available from Cruse GWS
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Auctions. Other items include the King'srings and other jewelry, his army uniform,
sunglasses, and assigned chair. Whatwould Elvis sign on to, Hey,
mysa, my chair? Don't sitin here, damn it. The
auction of Elvis Presley's items comes daysafter a judge halted the auction of Gracelynn,
the singer's historic Memphis, Tennessee homeafter his daughter Lisa Marie put it
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up for collateral on a loan.But they said it was all fake.
So there now coming up. Ifyou want some concert tickets you want to
go see the Dave Matthews band,we got tickets for you in the ticket
window coming up next on the bowand then show we napped Dallas for worst
classic rock woo lone star ninety twoto five skennerd. And we do have
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a winner for those Dave Matthews tickets, and that would be our wiener.
Is you leasy Salazar of Fort WorthCountown, Texas before in his life?
Oh that's awesome. Yeah, he'sexactly Okay. Yesterday we were talking about
a new movie with Adam Sandler,a sequel to Happy Gilmore titled Cleverly Enough
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Happy Gilmore Too. And I believethey have released a short trailer for the
movie. A short trailer only likethirty seconds long. I'm sure a longer
one. What are you coming out? Let's six think? Okay, So
coming to theaters. Adam Sandler isback as America's favorite golfer. It's Happy
Gilmore Too. All of your questionsfrom the first film will be answered.
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Come on, Happy, You've gotto sink this pipe hat. Plus the
shocking twist you never saw coming.Go gosh, I'm taing her? Hey?
Are you okay? Happy? Inever? Happy Gilmore Too? Coming
to theaters? Okay, okay,you got me. I thought it was
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gonna be a real trailer and yougot me. That's all right, It's
okay. I deserve it. Ideserve it. That was pretty fun,
though. What if the movie isjust like that? What if it's just
him who knows? Who Knows?Okay? One one of the bad things
(01:03:24):
about not being in the studio isI don't get to enjoy some of the
culinary delights that are brought up therefor free. Who brought food this time?
I can smell it from here?Oh bo. Hat Creek Burger came
up to introduce us to their newtruck Burger. It's a combination of their
hamburger with Truff's original hot sauce.It had fried pickles to good stock off
(01:03:50):
me Patty's cheddar cheese so delicious.Of course, they have all of their
hamburgers, a classic, the Cowboy, that Big Hat. You can download
the Hat Creek mobile app and enjoythis new creation for just five dollars plus
their social media campaign right now,you can log on and win free hat
Creek for a year. How cool, my god, a whole year.
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Big thank you to Hat Creeper.Yeah, thank you for the food.
There is There is one down thestreet from Ao and I so I may
just drive through there. One drive. I'm giving me one them. Damn
thing. Man. I'm glad it'sa three day weekend, y'all. Let's
get it eight Din I Din Okay, coming up just after nine o'clock,
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it's your last day to win onethousand dollars with Rock the Bank. So
just after nine that first of ninekeywords today for your chance to win the
grand all you have to do islisten for the keyword. When you hear
it, you enter it at loneStar ninety two five dot com and you
could be the next big winner Rockthe Bank from lone Star ninety two to
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five Dallas four Orst Classic Rock loneStar ninety two. We have the time
of my life this weekend because it'sMemorial Day. But let's all hope and
think happy victorious thoughts for the MAVsto win against Timberwolves to night in Minnesota.
A two to nothing lead in theseries would give Dallas a lot of
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steam when they come back here toplay them again on Sunday for Game three.
Oh and oh god, let's hopethe Dallas Stars can bounce back from
that heartbreaking loss to Edmonton last night. Dallas hopes to even up the series
at a game of piece tomorrow nightat the American Airline Center. The puck
will drop at seven o'clock. Solet's also say a prayer to Thing Sebastian
for the Rangers. They got toturn things around. I don't know what's
(01:05:40):
wrong with them. I mean,they're not playing like world champions. But
before we go any further now,I'm gonna mention this again when we get
back on Tuesday, because I justlearned this on Wheel of Fortune last night.
This guy answered something that didn't givehim big money. A player named
Tavaris william left the crowd and hostPat Sayjack stunned when he answered a puzzle
(01:06:04):
with a very not for save workancer with the category phrases. Williams saw
the letters blank blank blank, Iblank T blank E B blank blank T,
and he immediately buzzed with the response, and he said right in the
butt. The answer, of course, drew a loud gasp from the audience,
(01:06:30):
with fellow contestant Tyra exclaiming what sayJack let him down with the general
oh no, right in the butt. The correct answer was this is the
best, but he saw right inthe butt. I don't know, but
it's funny. Was not in factbest for Williams, as the Florida native
(01:06:53):
gave a chuckle equipped much better answer. Williams apologized, explaining he was just
a little excited to miss something likethat. I got. I gotta start
watching Wheel of Fortune more for Patsay Jack Lees, I know. Okay,
let's talk. Let's talk some timewasters here, what do we got?
(01:07:13):
Huh? Okay? Up on thebow and them show page at lone
star ninety two to five dot com. He's not Sir Bruce Springsteen, but
the Boss was honored in London yesterday. He was honored with a Fellow of
the Ivers Academy. Now, thisaward is the highest honor that the British
organization bestows on people, recognizes songwritingand composing, and it acknowledges Bruce's impact
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on the UK's cultural landscape. AndPaul McCartney, a previous honoree, is
the one that presented Springsteen with theaward. We have that whole story up.
He's the first ever international songwriter thatthey have actually inducted into the Fellowship
in its eighty year history. Soit's a big honor. Van Halen releasing
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an expanded edition of their ninth album, nineteen ninety One's for unlawful, Cardinal
Knowledge, Cardinal easy for me tosay, Cardinal Knowledge. It's the third
of four albums with Sammy Hagar andboth this story reminded me of you and
Deborah, because with this announcement ofthe remastered Expanded Edition comes news that they've
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released the song pound Cake from theWest End Marketplace in Dallas on December fourth,
nineteen ninety one. Yeah, yes, yes, you guys. Yeah,
I was on top of Tolbert's watchingthat. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely
so. If you want to relivesome of those nineteen ninety one memories,
(01:08:39):
go to our page because we havethat song up live from the West End
in nineteen ninety one, and wealso have some social media posts not saved
for the workplace from Sammy and MichaelAnthony. Hey. The Rolling Stones have
added a twentieth and final show totheir tour twenty four. Instead of it
wrapping up at Levi Stadium in SantaClara, California, on July seventeenth,
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it's gonna wrap up of all placesin the Ozark Mountains on July twenty first.
Tickets are gonna go on sale nextFriday, May thirty first, at
ten am local time. For details, you can go to Rollingstones dot com
or just go to our page.We have the full story there. And
Mick Fleetwood has posted a video expressinghis gratitude for Apple Music naming Fleetwood Max
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Rumors number eleven on the list ofthe one hundred best albums. Now we
have that full list up on ourpage, plus Mick Fleetwood's video thanking Apple.
I don't know why he's thanking them. They should have been number one
and not number eleven. Yeah,yeah, I think they should be higher
up in the ranks, very muchso. Michael McDonald and comedian Paul Riser.
Who would have thought those two weregreat friends, but they co wrote
(01:09:48):
McDonald's memoir What a Fool Believes,And they were on the Tonight Show earlier
this week, and Jimmy Fallon andMichael McDonald did a duet of taking It
to the Streets and if you missedit, we've got that up on our
page. And finally, hot Cops, that's the answer to all the trouble
with traffic stops. Bo a womanhas gone viral for her video interacting with
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a police officer who pulled her over, and instead of it ending up with
a tragedy, it ended up witha comedy. You need to check out
this video on the Bone Them Showpage at lone star ninety two five dot
com almost fourth Classic Law lone starninety two five. Joe Walsh doesn't need
to complain, He's just letting youknow. And I tell you what.
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It's Friday, a three day week, which means, of course, it
means that our after show decompression sessionmay be a quick one because the quicker
we get away, the quicker weget to get away. If you know
what I'm saying. Oh yeah,all right, this is true. We're
(01:10:55):
just confessed. We're just being honestwith you. Okay. Now, when
we get back on Tuesday, wewill have tickets to the Bash go on
then Bash with Styx and Foreigner andJohn Waite, and we'll also have tickets
to see the greatness that is ToddRunn I love me some Todd have been
a fan of his for years andyears, ever since he was with Naz
(01:11:16):
if you'll remember that. So we'lldo that and get back into the swing
of things as we finish out theMary Mary month of May, don't you
know, So anybody have any subjectsyou want to cover while we have this
brief time together at the end ofnews show. Long holiday weekends. Let's
talk about that and how much welove these three day weekends. Okay,
(01:11:39):
but it seems like management is takinga four day weekend. Both They didn't
call in sick like the show opensaid, but there's no activity other than
Zach with a lone star. Everybodyelse is gone. Yeah it's very today.
Yeah, yeah, it's crickets inthe hallway. It's very very quiet.
(01:12:03):
Okay, So ain't no reason forthe rest of you to stick around.
We'll get out of here quick andthey can have their fun while we
go have our fun too, allright. So that being said, everybody
be careful and have a safe holidaythree day weekend. We'll see you back
on Tuesday, all right, allright,
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