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Said, I can't believe Grandpa isdead. That's as hard. Yeah,
sometimes I think life is harder.When I was a teenager a trickster demon

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and terrorized ourn entire family and triedto force him to marry him. I
believed he was gone forever until youfound this in the attic whose Beetlejuice?
You don't ever say that name Beetlejuice. No, I am serious. If

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you say the same three times,he will appear Beetlejuice. The juice is
loose. I'm gonna make you sohappy the living. But Dad, can
they coexist? That's what we're hereto find out. Worries have made on

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Jos beetle checkeel afraid you'll express yourself. Don't be afraid you're a figment of
my imagination. Really is this afigment of your imagination? Okay? You

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figured out that? That is?The trailers to the new Beetlejuice movie,
Beetlejuice Too, what hardly weigh?I can't wait. I love the first
one. I really thought it wasclever. So now I'm not sure when
it comes out. I think itcomes out later this summer. But Beetlejuice
Too you just heard the trailer,so you got a little audio taste of

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it, and I'm so glad MichaelKeaton is coming back. Oh yeah,
because there could be no other BeetleJuice. Who else would play Beetlejuice nights?
Yeah, give him the roll back. Nona can't play Beetlejuice. She
was the victim so to speak,in the first one, and then the
young gal was in the sequel tothe one from Wednesday. What's her name,
Jenna, Jenna or Taga? Yes, yeah, man, it just

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wouldn't be the same without Michael Keatonor went all right, Yeah, I'm
just there. I just thought youshould hear that, because that's what's going
on in the world of cinema.Are we gonna miss Alec Baldwin because he
was in the original? I don'tthink he's going to be in this one.
I don't know, because you mightbe in prison. Jennet Davis is
gonna do it too, g Davis. Maybe she'll visit him in prison.

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Yeah. No, I think it'sall about like revolving around with Nona writers,
you know, okay, her life. I know Catherine O'Hara is in
it again because I saw her onthe trailer when I was dubbing that in
for it. All right, y'all, speaking of nuts, it's time to
go nuts because it's asko Stuff Day, where you gonna ask us any question

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you want to as long as there'sa legitimate question, we'll answer it for
you. And we got some goodones on the Asker Stuff Hotline two one
four eight six six eighty six hundredCollege any time, and we will listen
to what you got to say andanswer your question again if it's a legitimate
question, yes, not, Likewould the ocean be deeper if there weren't
any sponges at the bottom, it'sfunny? Or why don't we drive on

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parkways in park on driveway? Andnow we don't need that. How does
the teflon stick to the pas exactly? Stuff like that. We don't need
those questions. We're not going toeven try to answer those questions, but
we will answer legitimate questions. Now, let's see what days we're celebrating to
take National paper Clip Day. Thesethings have been around since the late eighteen

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hundreds, and you'll find them allover your desk until you really need one.
Right, it's End of the MiddleAges Day that was on this day
in fourteen fifty three. Now we'rein the middle of something that we really
don't understand. Do we owe PaulMcCartney a copyright check for using those lines?

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I'm just one hold because I don'twant to get Paul cheated out of
any money he got coming to himbecause he needs it so bad. True,
it is National Biscuit Day. Yes, they have been making biscuits.
It's right before the Civil War.However, it's still unsure when they came
up with that sausage gravy that goesall over I'm sure around the same time

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as the biscus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's learned more about composting
day, okay, poop. AllI learned was that it's the natural process
of recycling organic matter like leaves,food scraps and other stuff in your trash
can into fertilizer. And it smellsbad. It does this thanks all to
be damn As Richard Pryor says,the end product is the gorse called compost.

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Okay, but wait, there's moreNational Senior Health in Fridness. Dull.
I'm gonna do my arm curls eachday with a bottle of men musles
in each hand. That's what I'mdoing. It's World Digestive Health Day.
Very important. If you eat ordrink something and you either crap it out

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or pee it out, you've doneyour part. Okay, we take it
for granted. But then when it'smessed up, that's right, you guys.
I always have roll aids in myback past if you ever need,
just in case. And here's theweirdest one. National put a pillow on
your refrigerator Day In the early nineteenhundreds, people thought it would bring wealth

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and prosperity if you put a pillowon your refrigerator, but basically it just
makes people say, why you gota pillow not your refrigerator? O far.
That's both means something that's rocky.You never even heard of that.
I hadn't neither never heard of halfthis crap until we research it to do
the show. That is true.Okay, so we gotta look. That's
sports of all sorts coming up,and apparently, like the old saying says,

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you can't win them all. Nosweet then of course we got the
freaking full File at six forty five, which is always the taste of the
bazaar in the unjujua and choose yournews at seventh different that's right, or
tickets to the bow and them bashed. Then we got Todd Runman tickets at
eight forty pill d do the morningstretch because it's time to shut down.

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Dallas wors Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo to five. I guess I was
the wayward son Dandy. I'm sorryI wrecked your car twice, which I
did, but that's a different story. Hey, sports fans, this time
verse sports of all sorts, andyes they say you can't win them all.
Dallas Mavericks will need at least onemore game to topple the Minnesota Timberwolves.

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The Mavericks came up Josh Shire oftheir bid to sweep the NBA's twenty
twenty four Western Conference Finals and closeout the Timberwolves in four games, losing
Game four last night at the AmericanAirline Center one oh five to one hundred.
Minnesota overcame foul trouble faced by allthree of its biggest stars, Anthony
Edwards, Karl Anthony Towns, andRudy Gilbert to eke out its first win

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of the series and extend the battlefor at least one more game. Timberwolves
win came despite a triple double effortfrom Luca Doncik, who contributed twenty eight
points, fifteen boards, and tenassists. Alas don Jik Hero came up
short on this night by a latethree pointer that could have turned into a
four point play after Luca was fouledin the process. Luca, however,

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missed the ensuing free throw that wouldhave pulled his team within two points.
Oh No, a don jik runningmay Kyrie Irving was pretty quiet too,
contributing just sixteen points and four assistson the night. Irving also turned the
ball over late in the fourth quarner. The series now returns to Minnesota for
Game five, tipping off Minneapolis TargetCenter seven thirty tomorrow night. Okay and

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your Dallas Stars will face the Oilersfor Game four of the Western Conference Final
tonight at Rogers Place in Edmonton.This series marks the ninth time the club
had met in the playoffs in franchisehistory, and the seventh time since the
Stars relocated to Dallas in nineteen ninetythree. The Stars hold a two to
one series lead through the first threegames of this Western Conference Final. Neither

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team has scored on the power playin the series, with the Stars going
zero for seven on the power playbut for five on the penalty kills,
so there's six to one half dozenof the other forward Jason Robertson, snapped
a ten game goal drought with ahat trick performance in Game three against Edmonton.
With his three goal performance, hesurpassed Mike McDonnell for six points by

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a player under the age of twentyfive in franchise history. The puck will
drop tonight at seven thirty and ison TNT and True TV from whichever one
you want to watch it on.All Start. Let's talk Rangers. Corey
Seegers showed the Arizona Diamondbacks once againwhy he was last year's World Series MVP.
We actually yes, a Rangers sluggerhit a three run homer in the

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fifth inning to lift the Rangers passthe Arizona Diamondbacks four to two last night
at Globelike Field. It was seegersseventh homer in the past seven games,
and thanks to him, the Rangershave now won two in a row for
the first time since May seventh.Better after losing six consecutive games. Of
course, the Rangers fans. No, we've been dealing with a lot of
injuries, and last night there wasgood news as Rangers right hander Nathan Eovaldi

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returned from the injured list to makethe start, but he didn't last too
long, giving the Rangers only threeinnings, throwing twenty seven of his thirty
seven pitches for strikes. It washis first game since May second. Now
the Rangers in Diamondbacks will face offagain today at Globe black Field with Rangers
right hander Dane Dunning on the mound. Dunning second start since returning from the

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injured list. Diamondbacks will start righthander Ryan Nelson first pitch this afternoon at
one thirty five at Globe Blackfield,Going long, Rangers turning around, hats
off to the campus of Birmingham SouthernCollege. Birmingham Southern College's run to the
Division III College Baseball National Championship hasbeen catching the eye of sports fans around

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the country. Because this Alabama schoolwill cease to exist stop for Friday.
Oh yeah, sad. It's moneyreasons. There's a lack of funds in
that old checking account there, andfans might not know about the MLB connection
to the team. Pitcher Drake Larocheis the son of retired MLB first baseman
Adam Laroche. Adam Laroche quit thegame in twenty fifteen when the Chicago White

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Sox told him to stop bringing hisfourteen year old son, Drake into the
clubhouse. Well field on, Lookwhat happened now he's yeah, he got
all pissed, and now the kidsonto it. So. Birmingham Southern's first
game in the Championship Round is setfor three forty five pm on Friday,
just fifteen minutes before the school goesaway. For all, that's a damn

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shame. Well, then there's JoshGibson of the Homestead Grays. I know
some of you will want. Hebecame Major League Baseball's career leader with a
three seventy two batting average, surpassingTy cobbs three sixty seven. When Negro
league records for more than twenty threehundred players were incorporated yesterday. I can't

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believe they hadn't done it until now. Gibbson also became the career leader in
slugging percentage at seven eighteen, movingahead of Babe Ruth, who had six
ninety. Major League Baseball announced inDecember of twenty twenty that it would be
correcting a long time oversight and wouldadd the Negro League's records. An updated

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version of Major League Baseball's database willbecome public before the Saint Louis Cardinals and
San Francisco Giants play a tribute tothe Negro Leagues on June twentieth at Rickwood
Field in Birmingham, Alabama. Backto Birmingham, Yes Now. Mike Tyson
had a medical scare thirty thousand feetin the air. According to TMZ,
the former champ was flying from Miamito LA on Saturday when he came nauseous

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and dizzy due to an ulcer flareup thirty minutes before landing. He was
in so much pain, flight attendantsasked if there was anyone on board to
help him. Paramedics reportedly boarded theplane when it reached the gate at LAX
and they treated Iron Mike on thespot. His rep says he's doing great
now. The fifty seven year oldesttraining for his July boxing match at Jerry

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World against Jake Paul, who hasreassured fans that the fight is still off.
It's the best of times and theworst of times for NFL color commentator
Greg Olson. Now, last weekhe took home the Sports Emmy for Outstanding
Personality Event Analysts. He is atthe top of his announcing game. The
only problem is he's not Tom Brady. Oh yeah, Tom Brady's gonna be

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joining the number one team at Foxthis season, which is gonna bump Greg
Olsen down a notch to the numbertwo team. We'll see how well the
unproven Tom Brady performs in the boothand if he's worth the three hundred and
seventy five million dollars that Fox isgoing to be paying, yes, over
the next ten years a lot ofmoney, dude, like he needs it

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right, just a little over thirtyseven million a year. All razy?
Boy? Oh boy? Well,we all know the struggle that magazine publishers
have been going on in the digitalgeneration. Well it just got a step
worse. For our friends at SportsIllustrated, they're continuing to deal with a
bumpy business situation. They had toskip production of its May edition of Sports

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Illustrated. Wow, they had skipa whole month That left a whole one
million subscriber base with empty mailboxes inthe month of May. It was the
first missing issue of the magazine intheir seventy year history. So SI is
trying to make things right. They'retrying to work to create a June July
double issue, and while the companycouldn't get things together to publish that many

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issue, they did publish about threehundred thousand copies of SI's popular Swimsuit edition.
The Swimsuit edition is safe, myfriends. It will hit the news
stands next week. Is just theone that has Gail King on the contry.
Yes, yes, I mean shelooks good, but really don't need
to see that. No, Inever said here wish I could see Gail

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King. Oh yeah, now yousay you're glad to have me back?
No? Sorry, good Jay Annavil. Okay, most of us don't consider
this a sport, but the oneswho participate in it do. The twenty

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twenty four Scripts National Spelling Bee isunderway. Oh boy, go. It
started yesterday and should have a championby tomorrow night. This is a big
deal, as the winner's walking awaywith a cash prize of fifty two five
hundred dollars. So if you're interestedin watching some stressed out kids spell words
that don't even sound like words,you're welcome to stream the competition on a

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bunch of platforms including io n Plusand Spellingbee dot Com and Dary Loving Daredevil's
through Caution to the Win Monday forone of Britain's most extreme annual events,
cheese Rolling cheered by several thousand spectators. Scores of reckless racers chased down a
seven pound wheel of cheese ye downthe near vertical Cooper's Hill near a Gloucester

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in southwest England. Nights the firstracer to finish behind the fast rolling cheese
and each race gets to keep theroll wow. The races have been held
at Cooper's Hill, about one hundredmiles west of London at least since eighteen
twenty six, and the sport ofcheese rolling is believed to be much older.

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Few competitors managed to stay on theirfeet all the way down the two
hundred yard hill. This year's hillwas especially slippery and muddy because it rained
a lot before that. Tom Kopkefrom Munich, Germany won the best of
the three men's races. Local competitorJosh Shepherd and Dylan Twist from Pith,
Australia won the other two men's downhillraces. Look, Annabelle has the video.

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It's great, and oh Man andAbby Lampee from North Carolina triumphed,
and the women's race's hear it forthe girls. Get it on, girl,
all right, get ready because thefreaking full File is next on the
bow in them show this Horse ClassicRock lone Star ninety two to five.

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Some of you are driving your carright now trying to get to the job.
Don't worry, it's gonna be Ijust slow down, take any breath.
Okay, our first round of aska Stuff questions is coming up.
But now it's time for the freakingfull File. We've done stories like this,
but this one makes me laugh everytime I do a story like this.
The Colorado Springs Fire Department worked torescue a man from a garbage truck

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after he got really drunk and fellasleep inside a trash dumpster outside of the
bar he was drinking in. Yeahyou see, well, the guy was
passed out. The garbage truck cameby and picked up the dumpster he was
sleeping in and proceeded to dump hisass inside the back of the truck.
He was so drunk he didn't wakeup until later. The department said that

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The driver of that truck continued theirroute until the drunk man finally woke up
and the driver heard the guy screamingout for help in the back of the
truck. Cruse were using a firetruck ladder to remove the man by lifting
him out of this smelling mess,and he was taken to a hospital to
get checked out from minor injuries.The man was so tore up from the

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floor up that he didn't remember gettinginto the dumpster to take a nap.
He apparently had thrown up outside ofthe dumpster, which makes you want to
go. I lay out out,but don't lay down in a dumpster because
you might get trapped in a garbagetruck. Just a little advice. I
hope they host him off from yourfriends on the bow and them show let's

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hope, so, let's hope.So so. As a Catholic, I
wish we had video of this.The Diocese of Orlando is standing by a
priest who bit a woman on thearm in Florida. Father Fidel Rodriguez allegedly
bit her forearms someday during Mass atSaint Thomas Aquinas Catholic Church in Saint Cloud.

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Apparently the woman kneeled down to receiveHoly Communion, but she ended up
heading into an argument with the priestduring communion while she was on her knees,
and words were exchanged between her andRodriguez. So that's when the woman
tried to grab a wafer out ofthe priest's hand, so he bit her.
Wow. Now, the Diocese ofOrlando said Father Rodriguez was simply trying

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to prevent an act of desecration ofthe Holy Communion. To hear what this
was all about. Okay, Soit wasn't revealed exactly what words were exchanged
between the two. Rodriguez has notbeen charged, but the state attorney is
reviewing the case. And as Isaid, I wish there was a video
of the who gets in an argumentwith a with a priest while they're trying

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to take communion? And what wouldyou actually argue about? Yeah, right
there in front of the whole damnchurch service and congregation. Wait a minute,
that's great Jews and not wine.I wanted real wine. I think
the two of them had a littleromance. Well, ooe is Catholic.
He would know that Catholics do servereal wrong. I know, but in
Badnischurch, where I grew up.You had to drink greatness. That's big.

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Oh, we can't have real alcohol. Embarrassing when they tap you on
the shoulder when you're getting the wine, the holy wine, and they're like,
excuse me, it's my turn,all right, don't hog all the
mad dog? Come on, moveover. Well. Hats off to a
very lively character in the state ofKentucky named Henry Earl. He passed away

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last week at the age of seventyfour after living a life of celebrity and
setting a personal record for himself rightbefore he died. The last seven years
of Henry Earl's lively life, hedidn't get arrested at all, for you,
but in his life he was knownas a local celebrity because over his
life, without that seven years counting, he was busted fifteen hundred times.

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Wow, who knows ernest number onearrest came in nineteen seventies, busted for
carrying a concealed firearms. Since then, he's got to familiarize himself with the
judicial system and he's become comfortable insidethe Fayette County Detention Center in Georgia.
I know exactly where that is,where he has spent about six thousand days

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of his life before passing away.Most of offenses have been things like public
intoxication disorderly conduct, but Earl's lastarrest occurred in twenty seventeen. He was
called again for PI and he diedat a nursing home where he had lived
for the past several years. Sothat's the reason he didn't get arrested.
He was in a nursing home andthey were watching his ask. Everybody there

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loved and respected Henry nonetheless, exceptfor one man who accused Henry of stealing
and hiding his false teeth, whichhe probably did. Probably. You know,
I'm not going to be around heremuch longer. I got to do
at least one more crime. He'snot going to hurt anybody except this jerk
on it's a denture job. Hedidn't get arrested. He didn't get caught.

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Here's an Indian man who was recentlyarrested after he stole something from a
crematorium and brought it home and hedidn't take it for a souvenir. The
disturbing episodes since shockwaves through the entirearea. The accused, known only as
a thirty two year old man namedSanjay reportedly brought home a human hand and

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casually handed pun intended it over tohis wife to cook it for dinner.
Now yes, The horrified wife reportedlylost consciousness and fell to the ground,
only to wake up to an evenmore macob site, her husband frying getting
ready to cook up the human appendagehimself. He was rolling it in flour

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and getting ready to fry. Allshe could do was run out of the
house, lock her husband inside,and call the police. An investigation is
underway, but preliminary information suggests thatthe accused is a raging alcoholic and appears
to be BBD a little mentally unsoundas well. I think he had reportedly

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attacked his own father with a hammera few days prior to bringing him the
ghastly dinner home to his wife.Sanjay remains in custody and his wife has
reportedly refused to return home. She'sgonna leave him if he doesn't get rid
of the hand. He's like,come on, okay, honk, you
can come home now. It's allgone. Didn't save any for you.
And we thought she was handy inthe kitchen. Yeah, oh another fun.

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Oh, let's get out of this. Toun Jungle before we hear hey
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Right here on Dallas fort Worth's classicrock lung Star ninety two to five.
He is even eat it. Solet's discuss king in law. See
that's what happens when you steal ahuman hand from a crematory and take it
home so your wife will cook itfor dinner. If you missed the freaking
full file, you have no ideawhat we're talking about. Okay, it

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is ask us Stuff Day, theday where you can ask us any legitimate
question and we'll actually do the legworkfor you and find the answer. You
ask your stuff Hotline two and foureight six six eighty six hundred call it
anytime and we got some good onesfor you here today. If it's okay,
I'll take the first question, Sure, here we go. I like

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to know who was the first quarterbackto take the first snap? Period?
Was it Eddie L. Barn orDon Perry? Okay, he's obviously talking.
The first Cowboys quarter cowboy to takethe first snap, Well, that
would be Eddie LeBaron nineteen sixty tookthe first snap for the Dallas Cowboys in

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a regular season game. He wasalso named Rookie of the Year that year.
Now, the first snap in profootball was a guy named John Baylor
b R a Brailer from the CantonBulldogs. That was in nineteen oh five,
because there was pro football before theNFL came around. Oh okay,
this was in nineteen oh five.The NFL didn't start until nineteen twenty.

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And it's Canton, Ohio. Whythe NFL Hall of Fame is there?
That's right, And it's not calledthe NFL Hall of Fame. It's called
the Pro Football Hall of Fame.In case it comes up on Final Jeopardy,
I'll give you a chance. Thankyou both. See this start all
right? Miss Annabelle, you gotone? Here you go, here you
go? How many times? StillWeathers says I know on the song ain't

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no sunshat no one, no one, no one. Okay, so I
went online and then I actually verifiedthis by listening to the song and counting,
Oh my God. In his nineteenseventy one song Ain't No Sunshine,
Bill withersings words I know twenty sixtimes in a row. Twenty six times.

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It sounds like a lot more.That's why we had a question one
time, how many times they gono, no, no, no,
no, no no, And hey, Jude and Jimmy sat there and he
counted every single one. And don'task me what it was because I've forgotten
because I've slept since. Okay,here's a question that I don't know why
you're asking me, but here yougo. What are the best guitar strings

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for an acoustic guitar? Do youhave a particular brand that you just hear
and you know, Oh, it'sthat one. I'd love to hear it.
Well, first of all, i'dbe the wrong guy to ask,
because I don't play guitar, Butthe biggest sellers are eighty twenty Bronze and
Prosper Bronze. I don't even knowwhat I just said. Isn't that subjective?

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Depending on the guitar player what theyprefer. Absolutely, he wanted to
know on acoustic guitars. Now,electric guitars must be something totally different.
But those I believe are the topsellers of acoustic guitars. Next time,
ask a real guitar player and he'llgive you a better answer than I can.
We can always text our favorite bassplayer, Randy James, but he

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would know which bass guitar stringer.All right, here's one for you and
a bell. Oh it's a sportsquestion. Let's see how you do on
this one here? Why is itan amajor league? Baseball runners on bass
can wear an oven mint to stealbassis to make their hand six inches longer.
Do they do that? No?I can. I can see doing

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it to protect their hands from atag or something. That's it. So
an oven mint, or a baseballsliding mit as it is called, it's
to protect the player from seriously injuringtheir fingers or the wrist because the basses
are solidly attached to the field.Like when you play soft ball for fun,
those bases move right, but ona professional baseball field they're solidly attached,

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so there's a good chance of injury. Without the baseball slide e mit.
They have protective plating around it,which helps prevent the injury. So
even if it looks goofy, it'svaluable as heck. But you know,
I bet you there's some second basementthey're going not fair. He's gotten extra
couple of inches before I can taghim. Yeah, Hey, would you
rather he jam his hand and notplaying second basement? Yeah? Okay,

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you got emit on your end?Yeah, yeah, let's single tear your
hands up. I guess if they'restationary. Okay, here's a cartoon trivia
question. All right, hi,y'all. I was flipping some channels tonight
and came across some cartoons. Itwas Popeye cartoons, but it was in
color. So when did they startpolarizing Popeye cartoons? Because if you'll remember,

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Popeye cartoons were originally in black andwhite. Well, the first Popeye
cartoon that was in color was innineteen forty three. It was called Her
Honor the Mayor m A. R. It was about a horse. Oh,
okay, Her Honor the Mayor.The very first cartoon to be in

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color was in nineteen thirty. Itwas called Fiddlesticks. And don't ask me
what the cartoon was about because well, for one thing, it's a cartoon
and that was a little before mytime nineteen thirty. Yeah, i'd say
so now you know. Now youknow, in case it comes up on
Final Jeopardy and you happen to beon there, we are so ready for
Final Jeopardy in this room. Nowyou will whoop. Everybody's asked, Oh

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god, okay, here's one foryou, Annabelle. Here you go.
Mab Urtus parody of Babel jitter linAbout, you know, beat a foe
Jet bondery you know from n Aboutsays look out the wind that's disrested old
tail ten eleven. When you areI'm still fly with Lockheed L ten eleven
or they all been like pretty mucheither give to me seeum for scrap.

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Okay, he's talking about a parodysong a big old jet airliner and since
it's fun with music day tomorrow,maybe I'll play that one. So yeah,
that's a good idea. So whatyou L ten elevens are not?
So? Out Of the two hundredand fifty Lockheed L ten eleven try Stars
ever built, only one remains airworthytoday, and despite it being forty eight

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years old. The Stargazzer remains active, and he's the only Lockheed L ten
eleven try Star still in active service. Well, now you know the untold
story Money Dallas Horse Classic Rock loneStar ninety two to five Journey, starring
Annabelle's future husband Steve Perry. Oh, by the way, we got an

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update here, go ahead, darling. Hey guys, there's two hundred and
eighty. Oh so you remember whenJimmy counted, okay, eight? Good.
I'm glad. I'm glad nobody askedme to look that up again because
I didn't want to. Thank youvery much. Welcome ahead, bye bye,

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Thank you very much. Two hundredand eight. Well, now,
according to the Beatle Brain Trust,the official count is two hundred and sixty
three. Hell, but we're notgoing to argue splitting hairs. Yeah,
it depends on when you lose interestor you fade the song out. Jimmy's
still counting, by the way,all right, we also have a couple

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of email questions here for you.Yeah, we do so. I got
an email from Donna I love takingdartrail down to the American Airline Center for
Stars games, MAVs games, andeven concerts, and was wondering when did
dart Rail first start running. Sodart Rail first started running in nineteen ninety
six, they opened the first modernlight rail system in the Southwest. The

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initial eleven point two miles of railtransport opened in June nineteen ninety six,
with two separate lines that both endedat the Pearl Street station in downtown.
Dart light Rail, by the way, has grown to become the longest light
rail system in the United States.It brought that ninety three miles long.
And I do love to go usedart rail for MAVs, game Stars,

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gamer consoleac Sometimes it's fun just toride and just look at stuff. Ye
go to fair, the State fairsdart Rail. There's Alexi waltson why is
there a D in fridge but notin refrigerator? Okay, damn good questions.
Since both the technology and the jargonwere relatively new when the appliance was

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invented, it was up to thewriters to determine its spelling since we're going
to put it out in print,and it's most likely that the word was
changed from frig frig to fridge witha D in order to mimic the spelling
of similar words that had the samesounds such is Bridge Ledge, Dodge,
Fudge and many more. Okay,well sense you know Hodgepodge And here's a

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call we got yesterday And I actuallyresearched and found the answer to this.
Has there ever been a band thatrecorded a song that they absolutely hated it
turned out being a hit and theywound up having to play it all the
time. I guess so many?Okay, Nirvana smells like teen Spirit.
Kurt Cobain once said I can barelyget through Teen Spirit. I literally want

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to throw my guitar down and walkaway. WHOA. So he hated it,
but it was their biggest song gunsN' Roses Sweet Child of Mine.
Slash was quoted as saying, Ihated it for years, but it would
cause such a reaction, so I'vefinally gotten to appreciate it. To this
day, Sweet Child of Mine remainsthe only number one single of the band's
career in the US, and theyhate it. And the guitar riff was

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like a throw way riff he cameup with, and he thought, this
is nothing. It's just a pieceof here's one led Zeppelin Stairway to Heaven.
Robert Plant grew to dislike Stairway toHeaven. More specifically, he believed
the song's instrumental sections were top notch, but found that he could no longer
relate to its abstract lyrics. Hesays, I break out in hives if
I had to sing that song inevery show, he once claimed, but

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of course, when Zeppelin was hot, they had to play the song.
Oh yeah, how about this one? The Who's Pinball wizard Pete Townsend publicly
calling the song awful and the mostclumly piece of writing I have ever done
in my life. So he didn'tlike it, but he still played it.
That was rough di O Rainbow inthe Dark awesome. Ronnie James Dial

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said I absolutely hated that song.I hated the song in context to what
I was trying to accomplish with theHoly Diver album. Ah here's one that
I kind of hate myself. OasisWonderwall. Yeah, Liam Gallagher says,
I can't effing stand that effing song. Every time I have to sing it.
I want to gag. You goto America and they're like, are

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you mister Wonderwall? You want topunch someone? Okay, here's another one.
Heart All I want to do ismake Loah never liked that one it
and Wilson calls the track a lowpoint of the band's career. She says,
it's kind of stood for everything wewanted to get away from and finally

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you're all going to agree on thisone. R EM's Shiny Happy People.
Yeah, oh my god, Ireally. We used to play it at
Q one O two and I hatedit. But here's what Michael Stipe says.
If there was one song that wassent to outer space to represent rim

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for the rest of time, Iwould not want it to be Shiny Happy
People. Sorry. Now, WhenElton was in town last year, he
said that he absolutely hates Crocodile Rock, but if he doesn't play it,
the fans are very upset with himbecause they love to sing along to it.
If he didn't play it, Iwouldn't mind a s I feel like

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wearing a white woman. Oh heightalready did, never did Dallas. What
Classic Rock lone star ninety two tofive coming up? We're gonna play Choose
your News for tickets to the Bowand Them Bash starring Styx, Foreigner and
John Waite. That's Friday, Junetwenty first at Dosequi's pavilion, And yes,
you find the fake headline, butthere is no theme today. No,

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it's just random headlines from past issuesof the Weekly World New a little
tougher. So let's get your braina little stimulated, because there's time for
the educational bottle to show. It'stime war. Did you know? And
today on? Did you know?Facts about your own ass? It is

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facts about the human? For example? Did you know your eyes blink around
twenty times a minute? Really,that's over ten million times every year.
Who's counting? Huh experts? Iguess so? Did you know your ears
never stop growing? And earwax isactually a type of sweatastic Yeah, but

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it don't look like sweat. Itlooks like wax. That's why they call
it earwax. It growth potatoes.Did you know your tongue is covered with
about eight thousand taste buds, eachcontaining up to one hundred cells that help
you taste your food? And itwouldn't be a good life if you couldn't
taste what you eat. How didyou know that you produce ten thousand,

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five hundred gallons of spit in yourlifetime. That's enough to fill five hundred
bathtubs or two Olympic sized swimming pools. Pully. Did you know your nose
produces about a cut for Oh,it's not every day, one whole cup.
That's a lot. Who's it?All right? All right, let's
see at the end of the day. That looks like a cup full to

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me. Did you know if youwalk for twelve hours every day, it
would take you six hundred and ninetydays to walk around the world. That
is, if you could walk onwater, because then you drown once you
got to the ocean. Did youknow the only muscle in your body that
never gets tired is your heart?Oh? Yeah, for some people it's

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their mouth, but I ain't mentionedenough, that's true. Did you know
the entire surface of your skin isreplaced every month, which means you have
about one thousand different skins in yourlifetime, and every minute you shed over
thirty thousand dead skin cells. Okay, I'm going to change my sheets today.
Okay. Did you know in yourlifetime you will spend an average one

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whole year hunkering on the toilet?Hungering really about well, sitting on the
toilet, but hunkering is a funnierword. Let's face it, and it's
an image I can't get out ofmy head. Now. Yeah, take
your time, sit down and relax, hungry. Yeah, and if you
have to grab the bottom of thebowl and pull my shring, all right

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there, Annabel, look at herboat, blake it over. Did you
know at any given moment, thereare billions of creatures all over your body,
including viruses and over a thousand speciesof bacteria. In fact, there
are fifty million bacteria in one squareinch of your skin right now. Did

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you know your sweat does not causebody odor? That stink comes from bacteria
that is eating your sweat. Iguess the bacteria takes a dump after they
eat your sweat, and that's wherethe stink comes from. Did you know
when you ride on a fast rollercoaster like Tighten Over six Flags, that

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feeling you get in your stomach aboutyour stomach that makes you feel weird,
that is your digestive organs actually shiftingaround from the g force. Did you
know your funny bone is neither funnynor a bone. It is the area
where your owner nerve rests against yourupper armbone, called the humorous bone.

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That's why it's called the funny bone. The nerve is only protected by a
layer of fat. And did youknow, finally, on average, you
fart enough in one day to filla party balloon. That's why Party City

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keeps calling me. I guess offeringme a job comes out? All right,
we're gonna play choose your News forBash tickets coming up next on the
Bowe and Them show jallous what wasclassic Roncolowne star ninety two fives, She
My Pride and Enjoy wo wowow okay, are you ready to win some Bash
tickets? Yeah? The Bow andThen Bash starring Styx, Foreigner and John

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Waite will be Friday, June twentyfirst at Doseki's Pavilion. And since it's
Wednesday, it's time to play Chooseyour News. All right, I'm won't
explaining it again. I have fourheadlines here. Three of them are actual
headlines from past issues of that greatAmerican tabloid, the Weekly World News.

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One of them I just made up. You find the fake headline and you
win the tickets. And sorry,Annabelle, there is no theme today.
That's okay, okay, So thenumber two one four or eight one seven
seven, eight seven one nine twofive is the fake headline headline number one.

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He couldn't afford to have a doctordo it, so bald used car
salesman does his own hair transplant usinghis armpit hair. Yeah, the plugs
he pulled from his armpits and transferredto his bald head are spotty, but
he likes his new look and saysthey're still growing six months later. The

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new hair doesn't match the hair onthe sides of my head, but it's
better than nothing, says Carolina Man. Doctor warned that he could have killed
himself doing it. Or is itheadline number two? Man refuses to wash
his stinky feet, so his roommateschopped them off with a machette A little

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extreme, don't think guilty. Menclaimed that they had every right to do
it because the man's smelly feet wouldcause them to gag every day. We
begged him to wash them and evenbought him some foot deald it, but
he just laughed and told us toput clothes pins over our noses, says
one of the roommates, who nowfaced several years in prison. Or is

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it headline number three? Jes describesan incredible experience in the afterlife. I
visited heaven and my dead husband mademe pregnant. Auto rec victim remembers leaving
her body on the operating table andtraveled to a beautiful paradise where her deceased
husband was waiting for her. Theyhad heavenly sex before she returned to life

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again, and now she's pregnant.It was the ultimate gift of love.
I'm so happy. Religious leaders sayit's a heavenly mirror. I go.
So she's going to have a godchild, I guess so? Okay? Or
is it headline number four, workerwho never took a sick day in thirty
one years is fired after being twentyminutes late to his factory. Yoh,

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after all the loyalty I've shown thiscompany, they have the nerve to let
me go for being laid on time. Well, one loyal on poie who
says he is stunned by the wayhe was treated after new foreman fires him
without notice. However, he ishired back a month later after his coworkers
threatened to beat up the boss forfiring their friend. Now that's some people
I'll stick up for. No Ilike those coworkers. Okay, so let's

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review. Here's the fake headline headlinenumber one, He couldn't afford to have
a doctor do it, so baldused car salesman does his own hair transplant
using his armpit hair. Number twoman refuses to wash his stinky feet,
so his roommates chopped them off witha machete. Number three widow describes incredible
experience in the afterlife. I visitedheaven and my dead husband made me pregnant.

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Or Number four worker who never tooka sick day in thirty one years,
is fired after being twenty minutes latefor his factory job. All right,
which one do you think is thefake headline? That's that's your answer,
Annabelle. That's a negatory there.Here's my infecture. That's another negatory
there. That means I legitimately havea chance for a grand Slam. The

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third Yes, are you ready forthe big reveal? Yes, yes,
it's that one. Oh okay?Two one four or eight one seven seven
eight seven one nine two five?You tell me what the fake headline is.
I'm gonna give you the bash tickets. All right, let me get
a phone call here bowing them showwhich one do you think is the fake

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headline? Number two? Number twoman refuses to watch his stinky feet,
so his roommates chopped them off witha magetti. No, that is a
real one. That's what Ao said. And well that's a little extreme,
But stinky feet are stinky feet.That really was a true story in the
Weekly World, of course, andthey couldn't print it if it weren't true.

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Thank you, boning them, showwell boning them. Show Tell me
which one you think is the fakeheadline? Number three? Number three widow
describes incredible experience in the afterlife.I visited heaven and my dead husband named
me pregnant. No, that isanother real one. Yeah, I thought
that too, sir, So killthat out. We're down to the nut

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cutting right now. I hate thispart is the fake headline? Headline Number
one He couldn't afford to have adoctor do it, so bald used car
salesman does his own hair transplant usinghis armpit hair or Number four worker who
never took a six day in thirtyone years is fired after being twenty minutes
laid to his factory job. Huh, okay, let's see, let's see,

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let's see. Let's say, bollingthem, show which one do you
think is the fake headline? I'ma one number one. He couldn't afford
to have a doctor do it,so a bald used car salesman does his
own hair transplant using his armpit.A. I done it, I done

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it, slits another grand slam,three and a round three in a row.
Okay, I'm gonna hobble around.Yeah, you know so, sir.
I'm sorry, but number one wasnot the answer. No, which
is why he is still celebrating.I'm still celebrating, damn it. You
know. I hate to say it, and I'm probably gonna jinx it for

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next Wednesday. But I'm getting good, all right, bowing them show by
process of elimination? What is thefake headline? Number one? It's not
number one? What's the other choice? Hick four? Number four? You
cheating for? I'm helping a mouse. Oh she's helping him out by cheating.

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Okay, I get it. Iget it. Throwing clue balls.
I see where your priority? Yeah, he said, one answer. Okay,
who is this? This is Ryanfrom Whitney, Ryan from Whitney.
Right, hold on just a minute. We'll hook you up. Don't go
away because we got to get someinfro from you. I all right,
right, Darry, Ryan from WhitneyBad. Just take me to Lake Whitney

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all the time. It's pretty,ain't it? Okay? Coming up,
it's gonna be time for traffic andby yeah. Next on the Ball and
Them Show, North Texas get someawesome concerts like the Bull and Them Bash.
We have another great show coming tothe Majestic Theater in Dallas on Wednesday,
June twelfth, Todd Rundgren. Andwe have your tickets next hour in

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the lone Star ticket window, Somake sure you're listening at eight forty right
here on lone Star ninety two tofive Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five coming up this hour. Tickets to go see Todd Rundgren coming
to town June twelfth at the MajesticTheater, which is where I saw I'm
years ago. Too bad. Itis on a damn Wednesday night. We'll

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be right in the middle of aBlood Drive. By the way, Blood
Drives starts on June tenth. Ourfirst stop is at Bit of Bob's Texas
in the historic Four Wars stock Yards. Coming up fast away. I smell
leather, and you know what thatmeans. Traffic is tied up. I
don't have to tell you because you'rethe one stuck in it. And when

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traffic is tied up up like itis today, it's time to bring in
the Mistress of the highways and thebyways. It's time for traffic and bondage
with the one and only Linda lashGood morning, mistress. Well, well,
well look who's back in the flesh. How I love whipping that flesh?

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Yeah? Does that feel good?B oh, yeah, take that.
I've been doing some arm exercises justso I could whip you good.
Well I have too, but notfor that real good. What about him?
You're a bad so your mistress isa little down this morning. My

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Mavericks lost last night, so heartbreaking. You know, basketball is a great
sport for Dominatrix's. Oh yeah,think about it. Players hit three pointers,
they slam dunk, they do jumpshots, there's a full court press,
and of course shot clocks, oras I like to call them,

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shock clocks, shot shock a.Here's a question. Do you know why
basketball players can't go on summer vacation? Why came basketball players don't a vacation?
They get called for traveling And Iwon't whip you. I thought you

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said you weren't going to whip me. I lie, all right. Let's
check that drive. Okay, trafficis all tied up in fort Worth on
I twenty near Hewlen, a carlost control like I'm about to do right
now. Yes, take that andthat. In Denton we have slow downs

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on thirty five northbound near tease MeLane. Mistress, it's aid Teasley Lane.
You say Teasley, I say Teasley. Yes? And for questioning me
both? What you get to Lash? Wow? Wow? You plano get
ready for an accident on the bush. A car fire has the bush burning,

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if you know what I mean.I hope you're driving to work is
oh so painful. I'm Linda Lashwith your traffic and bonded on. Don't
you give AO some electric shop too? Oh? Yeah, thank you,
mistress. Okay, who are whatis a blind lemon? I've heard a

(51:53):
blind lemon? Jefferson who used toplay in uh Defellum back in the day.
I don't know no blind lemon.How do you know if a lemon
is blind and not blonde? Melon? Melon? Okay? Did I say
lemon? Yeah? Blind melon?Well, I don't care about a melon.
I'm just worried about blind Jim Iheard you love melons, especially big

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old juicy ones. Okay. TheStars played Game four tonight in Edmonton,
and most Stars fans were, ofcourse disappointed about the outcome of Game one
the Western Conference Finals, But mostof those fans weren't a star NFL player
who was attending his very first hockeygame. Cowboys cornerback Trayvon Diggs got a

(52:37):
kick out of the festivities at theAmerican Airline Center last Thursday, even though
it ended for a heartbreaker for thehome team. Diggs went on social media
before the game to ask his followersfor advice on what to expect from his
first hockey game, post about awide array of things, from drinking beer
to window shot stars during the nationalanthem. Right, but it seemed nothing

(52:58):
quite prepared him for the thing.We know this because Trayvon Diggs was miked
up by Bleacher Report And here's someof the copies of what he said that
night. Oh wait, fight saythey say the NBA players lay no doll,
nobody play nobody dog? What's themouth got in your mouth? I

(53:38):
get it now you can do it. I'm a down nhalent I get hold.
See he had never been to ahockey game before in his life Bit
by the Bug, Here you go, okay. Dallas County Judge Clay Jenkins
issued a disaster declaration yesterday after severestorms damaged dozens of homes that businesses,

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trees were down, hour lines weredown. The storms brought winds above eighty
miles an hour. I mean itwas dumping on us over here. In
fact, it knocked us off theair. There was a baseball sized hail
in parts of North Texas. Heavyrain also prompted flood warnings from the National
Weather Service. The hurricane force windscaused a lot of damage, leaving hundreds

(54:20):
of thousands without power, toppling treesand power line. Businesses and car owners
are dealing with insurance headaches now,and the insurance companies that's why some of
them are refusing to take any moreclients, because they're running out of money
because of all of these They're goingthe way of red Lobster. Yes,
sir, a lot of people arestill without power this morning from yesterday storms.

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Hey A week remains to claim partof a class action settlement with Walmart
over the cost of weighted groceries acrossthe US. The deadline to submit a
claim is Wednesday, June fifth,with a final approval hearing set for June
twelve, so that's a week fromtoday. Class action lawsuit, first filed
in October of twenty twenty two,alleges that Walmart shoppers across the United States

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and Puerto Rico who purchase certain soldby weight meat and seafood, as well
as select citrus sold in those bulkbags, paid more than the lowest price
advertised in stores. Now, Walmarthas denied any wrongdoing but agreed to pay
forty five million dollars to settle thelitigation. That means that impacted consumers can

(55:22):
submit claims for cash payments. Thisis why I always check what price comes
up. Consumers can learn more aboutsubmitting a claim and the products that are
covered on the settlement administrator's website.Cash payments are available for anyone who purchased
certain weighted meat, seafood and bagcitrus products at Walmart in the US and

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Puerto Rico between October nineteenth, twentyeighteen and January nineteenth, twenty twenty four.
Payments will range an amount depending oneach claim, and it's possible to
get some money even if you don'thave a purchase receipt anymore, which I
oh, I don't have a receipt. I've been forty eight thousand dollars in

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there though. No trust me,they can figure it out. Now,
go through your credit card receipt.Sure they can. So what do you
do when you're an American commercial airlinermanufacturer and you've had a lot of embarrassing
problems with the quality of your assemblylately, Well, you get into the
space race. Oh no, yeah, Boeing is going to launch human beings

(56:27):
into space, human beings who actuallytrust them. They are years behind in
their progress here, but their firstastronaut launch is coming this Saturday. After
spending the past few weeks struggling withmore problems on the space capsule. What
Boeing has problems? Officials for thecompany Inassa said the intensive reviews indicate the

(56:49):
Starliner capsule can fly safely with twotest pilots despite a small propulsion system lead.
Oh woops, Oh nothing, well, it just put some tape over
it, spit on it. Thehelium leak was discovered following the first launch
attempt May sixth, that was scuttledby an unrelated rocket problem that they say
has been fixed. I'm sure there'stwo test pilots are saying, excruse me,

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are you sure all the damn boltsare in place? A door it
is bowing, you know, coffee, Please, we don't want to fly
it off bowing. Starliner capsule isready years late in transporting astronauts to the
ISS for NASA. SpaceX, onthe other end, has been launching crews
for four years and out of fairness, SpaceX blew the hell out of a
big rocket up in South Texas onThursday. They blew up one of the

(57:36):
biggest ones ever. They screw uptwo. NAPA wants both companies for backup
taxi service as soon as Old Muskieworks out all the things. Yeah.
Utah's roadways are transformed into a slippery, crash inducing nightmare over Memorial Day weekend
as swarms of crickets that they callMormon crickets because they're in Utah covered the

(58:00):
roads with their congealed carcasses, mixingwith heavy rains to create cricket sludge after
being run over by cars and trucks. The Eureka County Sheriff's Office responded to
multiple accidents on Interstate fifty, sharingphotos of jackknife trucks that had lost control
on the insect coated roads, whilemotorcyclists were seen weaving through dense cricket crowds

(58:23):
to avoid it. They hatch eachspring across the West before eventually being eaten
by predators. But those that don'tget eaten end up all over the roads
and highways where they get squashed bytraffic, and all their guts and insides
make roads slippery and cause accidents.Roads well, your insurance company covery are

(58:43):
slipped on cricket guts that good.They hide behind vending machines. Watch out,
and why save yourself for marriage whenyou could save yourself for reality TV.
Hulu is launching the new dating seriesentitled Verge in the Island. We're
stunningly attractive and confident singles who claimto have never had sex seek to change

(59:07):
that. If they're so stunning andattractive, why haven't they gotten laid yet?
Religious reasons? Oh okay. Theshow hails from ITV America, the
producers behind Love Island USA and QueerEye for the Straight Guy. According to
Hulu, Virgin Island will host abunch of hot virgins at an island resort

(59:28):
where they will be looking for theone? How about just looking for the
one who will give you some Throughoutthe ten episode series, the contestants will
go on dates and participate in romanticactivities as they prepare to renounce their virgin
cards and finally get a piece ofag that's disgusting. Based on the application,

(59:49):
it appears that the series will shootfor four weeks outside of the US,
sometime before August. I can't wait, boy oh boy, oh yeah.
Okay, we got todd runn ticketsand the loan start ticket window coming
up next on the Bow and Themshow. And there he goes often to
retirement to count money. Bye ballaswhat was classic around lone Star ninety two

(01:00:13):
vibe? Appreciate your questions here todayI'll ask this stuff now. Yeah,
well, tomorrow is fun with musicDay, and I know it's the last
Thursday of the month, but bygod, I've only been here two days,
and you have no idea the catchingup that I have to do as
far as inner workings have going onaround here. So I think we're going

(01:00:36):
to blow off whose song is it? Anyway? I swear, I swear
I will do it at the endof June. I know Anna, Bill,
I just got too much to doand I've still got a lot of
things to catch up on, soI swear we'll do it at the end
of June. Okay, Okay,I'll do it at the end of June.
I'm just my head is too scrambledright now to try and sort it

(01:00:59):
out to Mars show. But we'lldo it. We'll do it now.
Some of you going jerk off ifyou both doing well. I'm making an
exception now because it's been what's beentwo and a half months since I've been
here. Ten weeks? Bro?Has it really been ten weeks and weeks?
March sixteenth? My god, Jezus, We're so glad to see your

(01:01:21):
face in here. It's so niceto be in the same room as the
two of you. Yeah, onemore won't hurt you. Yeah, I
really, I apologize, but Ijust got too much crap to deal with
here. Here's some things with acouple of little tidbits. The nation's longest
serving flight attendant of all time hasdied at eighty eight years old. Wow.

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Betty Nash started flying with Eastern Airlinesin nineteen fifty seven. The Washington,
DC based flight attendant preferred to workthe American Shuttle flight from Washington,
DC to Boston because it let herbe home every night. I get that
she planned to just fly for afew years, but in the end she
wound up taking care of passengers fornearly seven decades. The name on the

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plane kept changing from Eastern Airlines toUS Air Shuttle and now American Airlines,
but Miss Nash stayed. Frequent flyerson the route even came to recognize her
and tell her, Hell, Oh, good morning, Miss Nash. In
fact, sometimes when there was nothinggoing on, she would sometimes stand in
the island talk to pass She heldthe Guinness World Record for the longest serving

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flight attendant in history. And RichardM. Sherman one half of a pair
of award winning pair of brothers whohelped form millions of childhoods by writing memorable
songs for Mary Poppins, The JungleBook, and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
as well as the most played songon Earth. You want to guess what

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that is? What song is that? It's a small world. After all,
he died at the age of ninetyfive. Do you think they're going
to play that at his funeral?I don't know. I think they've heard
it enough. Sherman, together withhis late brother Robert, won two Academy
Awards for Walt Disney's nineteen sixty foursmash Mary Poppins Best Score and Best Song

(01:03:08):
for Jim Chim Marie. They alsopicked up a Grammy for Best Movie or
TV Score. The Shermans began adecade long partnership with Disney during the nineteen
sixties after having written pop songs likeTall Paul for ex Mouseketeer and that Foonachell.
You'll have to look it up onYouTube and You're sixteen, Your Beautiful

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and Your Mine That was originally doneby Johnny Burnett but later recorded by Ringdo
Stock. Big hit It's a SmallWorld, which accompanies visitors to Disney theme
parks Boat Ride don by animatronic creepylooking Dolls, is believed to be the
most performed competition our composition in theworld. I believe it. Yeah,
and it stays in your head foreverafter you go on that ride. I've

(01:03:52):
been to Disneyland a couple of times, but I never rode that ride,
so I never heard anything anything.Oh, but it's still in my head.
You've never gone through No, I'venever gone through that right, people
do it on mushrooms now. Justto do it that way, well then
it would probably be not as irritatingas it actually is. Freak you out,

(01:04:14):
man, it's a small world.I'm getting on a giant man.
So I just saw a couple oflittle tidbits that you should know. The
fully rest in peace. Hey,it's almost time to rock and roll up
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(01:04:35):
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lone Star ninety two to five.Okay, I was asked a question.
Guy said, who does that song? Baby? Just spit me out?

(01:05:00):
And I said, WHOA. That'sby Collective Soul. The song is called
December. And he said, well, why is it called December? And
I didn't have an answer for you. Is there more spitting in December?
I don't know. But do theyeven say the word December in the song?
He does, but it doesn't soundlike he's saying December. He says

(01:05:21):
it like December. I'm going tochange the name though, to come on,
baby spit me out. No,it's called baby Just spit me out,
Baby just spit me out. Nexttime I play that song, it's
going to be called baby just spitme Out. And didn't we learn something
today about spit We learned a lot. That's right, that you're you produce

(01:05:45):
enough saliva to fill two swimming poolsin your life. Bit, well,
that's why we have did you know? It's stupid facts that aren't going to
do you any good at all.But then you think you can amaze your
people. Bat boy, do youknow that slobbery in your mouth you can
fill up two swimming pools? Befullyou die. You just gotta spit it
a lot, You gotta spit itout a lot. Come on, baby,

(01:06:08):
spit it out. I've met acouple of people that could probably fill
up three swimming pools. It's justOlympic level spinners. Yeah, they get
the distance sets yeah, yeah,okay, I got you one better.
Oh yeah, I knew a guy. His name was Coon Dog. I
don't know what his real name was, but this guy could piss a car
length. No, yes, hecould you verify? Yes, yes,

(01:06:32):
I saw him do it, andin fact, I won twenty dollars.
You know that guy right there,he can piss a car link. No,
nobody can do that. Hey,coon Dog, come here, that's
amazing. He did it. Hedid it, whipped it out. He's
probably has his bladder exploded by now. A beer drinker, Yes, beer

(01:06:54):
drink drink. Why isn't he on? America's got talent? Wait, he
could jet action. He could geta big jug streamer. Youurine right in
Simon's eye, wouldn't he? That'sall right with me. It'd be funnier
in Helen. I would watch that. I would too. Okay, we've

(01:07:14):
just gone off the deep end here. Let's let's see what we got on
time, white shirts hairs got weOkay, so up on the bow and
them show page at lone star ninetytwo to five dot com. If you
want to own a piece of rockand roll history, listen up. Randy
Bachman is going to be watching onlinetoday and tomorrow as Julian's auction sells close
to two hundred of his guitars,instruments and gear at the hard Rock Cafe

(01:07:36):
in New York City. It's partof the Music Icons Sale Now. Randy
Backman says that with his house overrunwith guitars and battling a couple of health
issues, he decided it was timeto trim his collection. I got all
my kids together and I said,hey, I might be leaving the earth
and joining the band Elvis and JimmyHendricks and stuff. Do you want a

(01:07:56):
guitar? And they said no,honestly, Dad, we talked to the
so many guitars. Actually we needmortgages paid for and college paid for the
kids and stuff. So I said, well, okay, and they said,
if we try to sell them afteryou're gone, we're going to get
ripped off. So why don't yousell them? And I said, great,
I'll put the money in the trustand it'll be for my family.
And so it's time to sell them. And you hope somebody adopts them and
gives them a good life, andthat's kind of what this is. So

(01:08:18):
we have all the info up foryou the auction begins at nine am our
time. Among the more desirable sixstrings, his nineteen fifty nine Gibson less
Paul Stander also return referred to asthe American Woman guitar, which Randy Bakman
says, you know, if therewas one guitar he would keep, it
would be that one. However,he hasn't used it for a long time

(01:08:42):
because of how much it weighs.I couldn't play it anymore. Wrecked my
shoulder. I'd been playing it likefor two decades. My whole left shoulder
and back was all out of alignmentand stuff. So I only played it
sitting down. Yeah, it's aeaveryone. It's fourteen pounds. Can you
imagine doing a whole show with afourteen pound guitar? No? Nope?
Okay. Also up on the Bowand Them show page, Ringo Star has

(01:09:03):
posted a video of him performing IReally Love Her. This is a hidden
track on his two thousand and threealbum Ringo Rama, and he plays all
of the instruments on this song.So if you want to see the video,
we have that up and we've bonJovi said to release their new album
Forever on June seventh, a lotof people are wondering if Richie Sambora is
going to return to the band,But according to John bon Jovi, Richie

(01:09:28):
has not really made any great overtures. I guess he's made overtures, but
not great overtures about rejoining them.He's opening up about Ritchie's departure from the
band and how hurt he was,and if you want to read that full
story, we have that up.Also him talking about a couple of the
tracks on the new album which willbe out Tune seventh. Eric Clapton has

(01:09:48):
a new studio album in the works, his first since twenty eighteen, and
we've got a couple of the songsoff the album up on our page.
And find we've all heard of carpooling, right, Well, a couple of
idiots, if you ask me,actually turn their friend's car into an actual

(01:10:09):
pool where they drive around and staycool, just soaking in the water.
If you want to see the video, check it out on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninetyfive dot com. Well, hell Summer's
coming? Why Jealous? What orsClassic Rock? Lone star ninety two to
five. They say this show ismore than a feeling when it's actually more
like a rash that won't go away. It's a problem this it is just

(01:10:31):
keep scratching. That's right, Keepon scratching. Don't bother putting medicine on
it because you're just going to scratchit away anyway. Well, like I
say, thanks for your questions andqueries today on asking stuff. Yeah,
we learned some stuff that'll do usno good. But at least you have
that knowledge in your brain. LikeI say, in case you're on Final

(01:10:53):
Jeopardy against Ken Jenkins or something,we are so ready for Final Jeopardy.
M Now, tomar are always funwith music day. But following immediately after
this mess is our after show decompressionsession. Another mess. That's another mess.
There's another rash that won't go awayunless you just walk out of the

(01:11:13):
room or turn it off. Butwe'll talk about something. We don't even
know what we're going to talk aboutbefore we talk about it, which kind
of makes it like what are allgonna do? Well, don't ask them
because they don't even know yet.It's like when you go to the break
room at work and you don't knowwhat people are going to talk about.
That's what it is. Yeah,you just blah blah blah bla. What

(01:11:34):
we're gonna do is blah blah blahblah for a little while. I tried
to save a hawk's life yesterday.When I got home, I could tell
you all about that. He triedto save a hawk's life to mount No,
that would mean that would be mouthto beat mouth, and boy,
what a beaf on this son ofa gun. I'm going to go in
there. I hope he's all righttoday, so too, I'll tell you

(01:11:56):
about it. I told Dego yousaved his life just so he can go,
oh and kill my dog or abunch of chickens. That is a
distinct possibility. Yeah, well,at least you did something for the animal
kingdom, and that's important. Apparentlythe emergency vets around the Metroplex were bombarded
with people bringing wildlife them because theywere injured. Yeah, we had a

(01:12:19):
squirrel in our neighborhood. Didn't makeit. Oh yeah, birds, squirrels,
the live stock can get the croptdogs yep, yep, yep.
Yeah, but they usually handle itbetter than humans when you're really think that's
true. All right, So we'llsee you on the after show, and
we'll see you tomorrow for the ShowNup Show Okay, until then, caved

(01:12:43):
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