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Speaker 1 (00:18):
I have a parrot perched on my arm.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
A peg on my leg, and a patch on my eye, and.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hate mail from state farm.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I'm well versed in English.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I went to Purdue, but since.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm a fire, a convention and demands that I speak
like one two.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
So down, oh mask swaps harm my ardor wesh fetch
me brock, We fetch me rock?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You say I need red God.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
A shower and shave. I scotch. You're faster and gob
with me.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Caught this ye landlobber name and I talk like me hearties,
it's a bounty more fun you hoist of me skull
and crossbones and c harty mangy.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Her sun, blow me down, hary stream girl to walk swap.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Down rocks all about the sist.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
God help us all. It's international talk like a pirate ye.
I don't yay for talk like a pirate day, because
that is annoying.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
We have to go to arties for lunch. What kind
of sock the pirates were are?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
God? Those jokes are funny for about five minutes. Smart, Okay,
you can stop any time now. I just always hated
this day. Everybody that calls the bar, I don't.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
I can't remember a single one of those dumb pirate jokes.
Now I can remember one punchline being.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Like it's driving me nuts. Yeah, that's all I can remember.
I guess they were bad jokes.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What if you take the pea out of pirate he
becomes right?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Okay, stop it now, stop it because on talk like
a Pirate Day, everybody wants to get into the act.
But please try to show some restraints. Okay, all right.
And if you think talk like a pirate day is annoying,
it's also meow like a pirate day. Oh god, No,
what do cats have to do with pirates? Well, they
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kept them on the ships because there were rats and
stuff right around, and the rats would make the pirates sick.
So the cats would catch the rats and they wouldn't
get sick unless they got a case of skirs. Letter
could go, bow you feel better? Not really, not really, huh.
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It's also national butter No, National butterscotch day.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Butterscotch like your grandma used to.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Oh, werthers. Remember those werthers a boy and your grandmother
kept him in a bowl. They were individually wrapped, but
when you put them in your mouth, they.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Were like ugh, like concrete caramel candy, though it's.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Little off based on Huh, butterscotch is more of a Halloween.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Thing, I think.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
Have you seen the Lebron and Kevin Hart commercial where
Kevin Hart tells him you're so old you probably have
butterscotch in your pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Butterscotch candies.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Oh, very cute man carrying around butterscotches in their shirt pocket.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
And grandma had those those little individual candies that look
like watermelons and didn't taste anything at all like onemel.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Yeah, they had the little gooey center.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Anyway, it's also free Caso Day. Now. Don't just go
into any Mexican restaurants say give them my free caso.
Sausa and chips are always free at Moe's Southwest Grill's true,
but caso are liquid gold, as they call it, is
also free today. Each year on this day, Mose gives
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out a free six ounce cup of their caso as
a way to thank their loyal customers. Thank you. Now,
I'd never heard of Moe's Southwest Grill, but apparently there's
one in Dallas at eight eight Cedar Springs Road near
love Field Air Yeah, it's good. It's text Max. It's
American Max. Yeah, but don't go in there and just
order some and walk out without paying, because it's only
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at well, what do you say, participating location. These guys
may not even know any or you.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Could just go home and make your own caso.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Hell yeah, my case will knock you out. Or you'll
just take a bite of a big brick of cheese.
That's just as good. I've done that too. It is
National Woman road Warrior Day, well run yeah, dedicated to
all women who travel for business, and it's National punch Day.
Don't go out and punch random people because it's a
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National punch Day, don't hit them upside the head. It
celebrates the sweet and many times alcoholic drink punch yah,
which goes good with vodka.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
All right, all right, that's it.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
That's it, that's it, No more, no more, here, take
my cutlass, take it away. Oh lord, why did I
even mention it was?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Because if you didn't, one of the rascals would.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Oh god, it is fun with music day. Got a
little fun with music. I I got a mash up.
I don't think you have heard yet, because I don't
think I played it for you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You said it was Deep t Deep Purple.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Deep Purple, and the temptation. Oh yeah, it's deep turple
something like that. You'll see, you'll see. And we also
have tickets to see Experience Hendrix and tickets to see
comedian Kathleen Madigan at the Majestic Theater on Saturday nights.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh, he's going to be calling in this week, right.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yes, yes, let's do our morning dress so tired? Ohoh man?
Well ready or not? Here it come showtime? Dallas What
Wars Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five The
Eagles who posted some nice stuff online about the death
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of JD. Salder, who helped them write many of their
big hits, And we'll see how that works.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Yeah, we have that post from their website up on
the Bow and Them show page.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
And what happens I get a call like this, I'd
update on that. PC harn Rob Okay, okay, stop it,
stop it right now, stop it? He did stop doing Okay,
all right, let's stop it now. Okay. Hey, it's time
Verse Sports of All Swords.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
Brought to you by Comerica Bank, and week three is
an important one for the Dallas Cowboys in the NFL,
needing to respond well after that blowout loss to the Saints.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Baltimore is coming to Jerry Worlds for a Sunday afternoon showdown,
the second Cowboys home game in a row. As per
usual in the NFL, injury report has been released, but
some big names have popped up for the Cowboys, highlighted
by Ceedee Lamb and Trayvon Diggs Nice neither of them
practice due to their respective ankle and foot injury. Zach
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Martin is also listed after being slow to get up
during last week's play against New Orleans. However, the all
pro right guard is expected to go full go at
practice later today. Brandon Cooks wide receiver, he had a
limited practice. Trayvon Diggs he did not practice. Jake ferguson
the tight end limited, Melee Cooker limited, DeMarcus Lawrence limited,
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CD Lamb did not practice. Now Trayvon Diggs worked his
way back from major injury after suffering a torn acl
last season. While they did not practice is never good news,
it's thankfully not related to the knee. Today's report should
clarify a lot more about his status for the game well.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
As the third week of the NFL season gets underway tonight,
baw One.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Thing is clear so far, it's good to be the underdog.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
All really underdogs of at least five and a half
points are now nine and one against the spread, and
of those nine wins against the spread, five of them
were outright victories. Right now, there are seven games in
Week three with spreads of at least five and a
half points. That starts with tonight's New York Jets and
New England Patriots game, which has Aaron Rodgers and company
favored by six and a half points.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And speaking of Aaron.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
According to a new survey of NFL fans, Aaron Rodgers
is the league's most annoying player.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
I would have to agree with that, him and the
entire Eagles lineup.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Rogers was a runaway winner with twenty seven percent of
the vote. Rounding out the top five word Travis Kelsey
seventeen percent.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think that's mostly due to his girlfriend exactly.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
Odell Beckham Junior with ten percent, Patrick Mahomes eight percent.
I think that's mostly because he wins all the time.
And then Dak Prescott of the Cowboys came in fit.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
People still mad about that big ass contract.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Yeah, uh huh, I'm really, really not a fan of
our city politicians here in Dallas.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I'm not speaking about fort Worth here with Dallas. Hey,
my god.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson, in my opinion, has taken it
a little bit too far. Him and the city council
members made a statement with their attire yesterday. During yesterday's
city council meeting ahead of the TCU SMU rivalry this weekend,
Mayor Johnson and other leaders war shirts simply stating TCU sucks.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Well, people look at this as the battle between Dallas
and Fort Worth.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Yeah, very's true for the Orange like the Texas Oklahoma
and Texas.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It's ou sucks.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
That's state against state. Yes, city against city.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Was aggressive of an expression, maybe for a politician who's
trying to set a good example.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
I don't know, am I ever thinking this? How about
go SMU? Yes? Yeah, Okay, that shirt instead? Jesus you're
the mayor.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
The mayor said he received the awesome shirt from council
member Chad West. Johnson grew up in Dallas, but didn't
attend to SMU. The football game between the two will
be held Saturday at Gerald J. Ford Stadium in Dallas.
Fort Worth and Dallas have battled for bragging rights in
this football game since nineteen fifteen. Damn yeah, the showdowns
will soon come to an end. TCU announced it's going
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to end the annual rivalry after the twenty twenty five season.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I disagree with that.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Yeah, now next year, But next year is the last one.
This will be the one hundred and third meeting on Saturday.
Horn hold the upper hand in the matchup. Damn right,
they do fifty three, forty two and seven record. In
case you're keeping school.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Where do we signed the petition to keep the Iron
Skilly going?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I don't know. I don't even know if they have one.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
We should start one.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, you can't take that away. Dallas Stars top scorer
Jason Robertson will miss most of the training camp is
expected to be ready for the start of the season
after surgery to remove a cyst from his foot. Ouch
General manager Jim Nil said that Robertson had the cysts
removed on July thirtieth. Robertson will still be with the
team during camp, but just resumed skating on his own
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after six weeks of not being able to put any
weight on his foot. The Stars, who made the Western
Conference finals each of the last two season open training
camp today. The season opener is October tenth at Nashville.
Jason Roberson was the Star's top score each of the
past two seasons while playing in all one hundred and
sixty four regular season games, and was the second leading
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scorer in each of their two seasons before that. The
calif native was picked up by the Stars in the
second round in two seventeen and the draft when they
had already selected the same twenty seventeen draft, when they
selected Mero Heiskanen and goaltender Jake Ottinger. So I hope
he's going to be ready when the season is ready.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Do you all know what a pirate's favorite hockey team is?
Shut up? Shut up. No, I don't and I don't
want to know.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Rangers fans are waking up pretty happy this morning after
a big night at Globe Life Field, Dallas. Garcia's two
run homer in the sixth inning was all Cody Bradford
needed to earn his sixth win. Bradford, who hails from Aledo,
held the Toronto Blue Jays to five hits, four singles
in a double over seven scoreless innings as the Texas
Rangers took their second consecutive game two to nothing at
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Globelife Field. Now the win, believe it or not, keeps
the defending World Series champion Rangers alive in the American
League West Race, trailing first place Houston by ten games
with ten to play. The Rangers in Blue Jays wrap
up their series this afternoon in Arlington, with Rangers rookie
right hander Kumar Rocker making his home debut against the
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Blue Jays right hander Kevin Goussman in the series finale.
First pitch this afternoon will be at one thirty five.
Can't make it out to the shed, you can catch
a game on Bali Sports Southwest.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Authorities in France uh SO are investigating the disappearance of
two human beings, two Paralympic athletes from Congo. They recently
competed in the Paris Games. Prosecutors opened the investigation on
September seventh, after members of the athletes delegation warned authorities
of their disappearance a couple days before that.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
They just left and didn't tell. They don't know where
they are. Back to Congo again. It's rather worried soome
I hope they're okay.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Shot putter Murelanga and Emmanuel Grace Muambaco Chili childs.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Next nice trial.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Chili was funny, usually impaired sprinter. The Emmanuel Grace was
who was accompanied by a guide. They went missing on
September fifth, along with a third member of their party.
The athlete's suitcases were also gone, but their passports remained
behind with the Congolese delegation. The Paralympic Committee of the
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Democratic Republic of Congo didn't respond to requests for info
from the AP. They just up and left. Nobody knows
exactly what happened to these two athletes.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
They didn't tell nobody.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I hope they're okay.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Me too. This is good. Let's just don't go back.
We'll go somewhere else. And since this is sports of
all sorts. The winner of the twenty twenty four Florida
Python Challenge is Ronald Kiger. He was able to nab
the ten thousand dollars grand prize by capturing twenty pythons
over the span of the ten day competition. In all,
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one hundred and ninety five members of the invasive species
were captured from the Everglades event, which drew eight hundred
and fifty seven participants from thirty three state Canada. This
was a big win for Kaiger, who finished second last
year's event, and again Germany's first hobby horse Championship got
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underway in Frankfurt last Saturday. Yes, hundreds of young riders
competing in time jumping, style jumping and dressage on their
wooden stick horses. Yes, it looks as ridiculous as it
sounds video. Oh my god. Roughly three hundred riders, mostly youngsters,
but they're about twenty adults in roll gathered around a
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gymnasium Saturday and Sunday to show off their skills at
riding a stick horse. What skills do you need to
ride a stick hose?
Speaker 10 (16:40):
A lot?
Speaker 8 (16:40):
They have to do the obstacle course bo see.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Oh my god, jeez. Competition is a part of a
growing wave of hobby horsing events internationally. The United States
and Australia also held their first championship this year. The
Past Time has since exploded in popularity through social media
during the height of the coronavirus pandemic, and it has
been credited with highlighting female empowerment.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh yeah, how is that?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Including female empowerment. You realize how silly you look doing
that hobby horse competition.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, but you don't have to clean up after the
horses by Bob.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Well, they're that too, unless they're splinters left around somewhere. Alright,
So a freaking full file coming up. I'm my favorite
part because I just kind of want to do that sometime.
Just go. He sounds kind of randy in that song,
doesn't it just a little bit? I love it? All right,
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coming up, we got to match up for you. But
now it's time for the freak and full file. A
young boy is completely adamant that he is the reincarnation
of a Hollywood star from sixty years ago, and even
a child psychiatrist believes him. Ryan Hammond from Oklahoma claims
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he has visited vivid memories of another life in Hollywood
back in the forties and fifties. Ryan opened up about
the first time he thought he was a different person.
At the age of five, He claims to have told
his mother, Mama, I think I used to be someone else.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yee.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
That's when the schoolboy was said to have voiced eerie
details about a Hollywood actor from decades ago. His story
was extremely similar to that of the life of Marty Martin,
a movie extra who got married four times and lived
in New York. He passed away from a brain hemorrhage
in nineteen sixty four at the age of sixty one.
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Is reincarnation is it not? I don't know. This comes
after Ryan's mother said he kept asking to quote visit
his other family while waking up in the middle of
the night and going action as if he were on
a movie set.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
So creepy boy, that poor family.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yih, but waking up good action shock treatment. Initially, the
parents thought their child was just imagining things, but after
Ryan recognized himself in a book on the Golden Age
of Hollywood, that's when they started to take his claims
more seriously. Yeah, but this guy wasn't exactly a star
Marty Martin, You ever heard of him? Never? He was
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an extra. Things started to feel even more real when
child psychiatrist doctor Jim Tucker believed that Ryan's claims of
reincarnation are.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Valid because of all the memories that he had he
describe everything.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, I love those kind of stories, though, I.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Know, because you think, could it be true? I don't know.
They couldn't print it. Yes they could, Yes they could.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
It's the weekly world news. Remember well, that's not the
weekly world news.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
This is a real story out of Oklahoma, damn right.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That explains a lot.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Ambulances usually rush patients to the hospital bow not away
from them. But that's what happened in New York on Tuesday.
Police say pay had just been discharged from the emergency
room when he jumped into a parked ambulance with the
motor running outside and drove away. Cop say forty one
year old Ernest Burkett led them on a high speed
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chase in this ambulance for thirty minutes, and he went
through six different towns, occasionally hitting police cars and ultimately
crashing into a pole and flipping over.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Go big or go home, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Burkett was immediately taken into custody and given another ride
in another ambulance back to the same hospital to be
treated for minor injuries. He is charged with reckless endangerment,
criminal possession of stolen property, grand larceny, unlawful fleeing a
police officer, and criminal mischief. When asked why he stole
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the ambulance, he said, I didn't have a ride because
no one said, they'd take me home.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
It's just steal an ambulance. No, Mama won't.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Come get me. I guess I'll fill it. Surely. He
ran the lights and the sirens while he did this. Right, Absolutely,
if you stole an ambulance, wouldn't you crank it up.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Security guards had a shopping mall in Shanghai recently discovered
a young man who had allegedly been living comfortably under
a staircase for over six months. This guy had installed
a sleeping tent under a secluded staircase in the building
that would suck to half across that surprisingly, along with
a small desk and an office chair in his camp.
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He charged his laptop and his mobile phone from the
shopping mall electric outlets. He managed to keep a very
low profile, even though the bottom of the staircase was
wide open. The man apparently moved into the shopping mall
over six months ago, but he was noticed by a
security guard who wanted to kick him out. Initially, after
telling the guard that he was only living under the
staircase because he needed a quiet and secluded place to
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study for a college entrance exam, the guard left him
alone for the time being.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
He promised to leave right after the oh so important exam,
but he stayed there six months, squatted it out, and
nobody really paid any attention to him. He was eventually
cuffed and stuffed in Shanghai for trespassing.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Hmm, living under a staircase all yeah, oh so, yeah,
there was an anti end pretzel down the way so
he won't go hungry. Yeah. Yeah. Road workers in Poland
accidentally dug up something that was really creepy. A mass
grave containing the skeletons of hundreds of suspected vampires. Was
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what was beneath the soil they were digging up for
a new row.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
How did they know they were vampires? Or their teeth?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Because in some cases the skulls had coins placed in
their mouths, because they used to believe that if you
put a coin in a dead vampire's mouth after you
put the stake through his heart, that would lift the
vampire curse.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh okay.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Other bodies had been completely decapitated, presumably because you can't
get bitten by something that ain't got no head. That's true. Smart,
So we got reincarnation in vampires. What more do you
want from a Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
For Real Today it's gonna be a night to remember
for Hendricks fans. October eleventh. That will Rogers Auditorium in
Fort Worth experience Hendrix celebrating the music and legacy of
Jimmy Hendrix. And we have your tickets next hour. And
since it's fun with Music Day, bo I know you're
gonna have a fun way for people.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
To win cartoon theme trivia.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yes, that's coming up around seven to fifty right.
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Here on the bow in them show on Dallas fort
Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two fives Learning to Fly.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I keep flapping my arms, but I don't lift off
the ground. What am I doing? Well?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
You need feathers.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Ah Dallas for Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
it's fun with Music Day. And here's a mashup. I'm
pretty sure I haven't played for you yet. It is
a mash up between Deep Purple and the Temptations bad Ass. So,
in other words, a classic rock song mashed with a
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classic motown song. This is a mashup because we saw
Glenn Hughes was it last weekend two weeks ago and
he ended with the song burn YEP so it's burn
mashed up with the temptations. I wish it would rain,
So I call this I wish it would burn with rain. Okay,
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here it is deep purple and the temptations. Glenn Hughes
didn't do it like that when we saw a couple
of weeks ago, did he?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
No?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Hell No? I was off plus four wards Classic Clock
lone Star ninety two five. Okay, hmmm. I have another
installment of did you Know? Coming up? And I've been
asked to do this a few times but haven't got
around to it. We're going to do did you Know?
On bizarre sex laws in America? Oh, this should be fun.
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I mean, you think we'd have enough sense not to
have laws like this, but they are on the books
to this day. It's coming up here in just a
few and I started wondering how many dogs and cats
have been eaten in Springfield, Ohio since we got on
the air.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
That none, none, Well maybe fake news. Bo Roberts, I.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Got a song about.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
This.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Is this guy who calls himself the Kiffness and he begs,
please don't eat my dogs or cats? Ready, Yes, here
you go in.
Speaker 12 (25:49):
Springfield, they're eating the dogs.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets.
Speaker 12 (25:57):
Of the people that live there. They're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
That live there.
Speaker 13 (26:13):
People love Springfield.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Please don't eat my cat. Why would you do that?
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Eat something else?
Speaker 13 (26:23):
People love Springfield.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Please don't eat my dog.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
He gets a cat a log of other.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Things to eat.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, sammimon.
Speaker 13 (26:37):
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats, sammimon. They're
eating the pets of the people that live there. They're
eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.
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They're getting the cat sammon. They're eating the pets of
the people that live there. They're eating the dogs. They're
getting the cat sammon. They're eating the pets of the people.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
That live there.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cat sammon.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
They're eating the dogs. They're getting the cat sammon. They're
eating the pets of the people that there.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating
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the dogs. They're eating the cat simon.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
The man, they're.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
Eating the pets the people that live there.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cat, Sam, They're
eating the pets of.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
The people that live You know, that guy put much
too much work into that song that he should have.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Very catchy though.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Of course Long Star ninety two five by the way,
sting or staning in Corsicana. He will perform tonight on
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert if you happen to
be up for that. And after that song we played
about eating the dog and cats. A guy wants to
punish me. You know what a powate favorite basketball player is, uh,
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Kareem abdul Jabbar. Yeah, that was funny, man. You'll have
a great mind, you too, man. Jeez. So coming up,
we got these tickets to experience Hendricks feature Zach Wild,
Kennyway and Sheppard, duezl Zeppa, Eric Johnson, a bunch more
guitar players and uh it's fun with music day. So
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we're gonna do cartoon theme music. When you do cartoon themes, Yeah,
and this is a cartoon from the eighties coming up,
I'll just tell you that as a little hint. Okay,
all right, but now it is time to smarter us
misgeon and edu case you and Iota this time war?
Did you know? And as promised, bizarre sex laws that
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supposedly are still on the books across from America.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
It must be pretty crazy.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Oh. For example, did you know in Ventura County, California,
cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without
a permit?
Speaker 9 (30:07):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Okay, well they got to go into the courthouse and
get a permit.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
If a police officer in Courtleianne, Idaho suspects a couple
is banging inside a vehicle, the cop must honk his
horn three times and wait two minutes before approaching the scene.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
That way they can adjust themselves.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Appreciate that alone. Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to
make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
Come on, I didn't make these up.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
It must have been a problem at one point.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
It ames Iowa. A husband may not take more than
three gulps of beer while laying in bed with his wife.
Sometimes that's what.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
It takes, just one big gulp a hell.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
In up Montana, law states that a woman cannot dance
on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than
three pounds two ounces. What is she gonna take them
off and weigh them?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
During lunch breaks. In Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should
engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle
unless their car has curtains. That's an extra you have
to ask for at the dealership. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it
is legal to have sex with a truck driver inside
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a toll booth. You can't do it, can't do it.
Speaker 11 (31:25):
No.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota are required by law
to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should
be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and
it's illegal for a couple to make love on the
floor between the.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Bed Lucy Ricardo, Yes.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
It's the loocid law, Mormon. Did you know? In Kingsville, Texas,
there is a law against two pigs having sex on
the city's airport property. Yeah. When you put up signs
but pigs can't read.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, pig's gonna do what a pig's going to do.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Here's some more. In Massachusetts, you can have sex with
a rodeo clown, but not in front of horses. Are
you don't want to spook them, do you they get
turned on by that? In Alabama, it's against the law
for a man to seduce a virgin by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery,
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or promise of a marriage. That pretty much leaves kidnapping
gas No. Yeah. In uh ata Umwa, Iowa, you can't
wink at a pretty lady with whom you are unacquainted with.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Jeez, I thought that's what you do to start. Yes,
it's just a wink. It's not like you grabbed her.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah, shoot your shot. In Arkansas, adultery is punishable by
a fine of twenty to one hundred dollars, depending on
what how ugly she is. Meanwhile, an elicit affair in
California could set you back a thousand dollars. Mustaches are
illegal in Indiana if the owner has a tendency to
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habitual kiss other humans on the street. So like that
would be putting you in jail on it. And Alexandria,
Minnesota is against the law to have sex with your
wife if your breath smells like garlics, onions or sardine.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I think that was the wife.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Yeah, asking for that law. Yeah, I don't want to
find something on the book. In Wisconsin, a man may
not fire a gun in the air while his partner
is having an organs. I mean, you gotta celebrate. I
thought it would kind of enhance the experience. In Washington,
it's illegal to have sex with a virgin, even on
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your wedding night.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Well, then what do you do?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
That's a good question. I guess you just don't tell nobody.
And in Kentucky, a lady may not wear a bathing
suit on a highway unless she's escorted by two police
officers armed with a club. Okay, in themselves? Dallas, what
was Classic rock? Lone star ninety two to five? USA?
Call baseball players the Boys of Summer? That's right, hey,
(34:02):
and the Rangers? What yesterday they did?
Speaker 8 (34:05):
They shut out the Toronto Blue Jays, Getty Lee's favorite team.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
I know, poor Syedty, poor Geddy. Okay, there is something
coming to town called Experience Hendrix. It's a bunch of
really hot guitar players. Uh, Kennyway Shepard, d Weezl Zappa,
Eric Johnson, Zach Wilde who has a band called Zack Sabbath. Yeah, yeah,
they're coming in December. Because he used to play with Ozzy. Uh,
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This will be at will Rogers Auditorium and for Worth Friday,
October the eleventh, and it being fun with music Day,
we're going to do cartoon theme trivia. Now, this one's
a little tough. This one's a little tough.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Every week it's a little tough.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Yeah a ball. Well, if I say it's tough, then
it's probably a little tough.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, it's real tough.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
That's right, And that's right. The number to call two
one four or eight one seven seven eight seven one five.
I'm going to play the thing. And there's there's some
talking in it too, so if you recognize the talking
you might get it. I don't know. Okay, I'm going
to play this cartoon theme. You call me and tell
me what cartoon it is, and I'll give you the
tickets to experience Hendrix. Ready for this, We're ready? Yes,
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here you go. Good Year nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 9 (35:21):
From out of space comes a runaway tenant like between
the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction. A man's
civilization is cast in ruin. Two thousand years later, Earth
is reborn. A strange new world rises from the old,
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a world of savagery, super science, and sorcery, but one
man burst his bonds. He'll fight for justice with his companions,
the Monk and Princess Ario. He pits his spring, his courage,
and his fabulous sons against all courses of evils.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Jeez, okay, who is he? How did you know that?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Ariel?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Oh you okay, Oh, shut up with that. Sorry? Why
did I say it was? Talk like a pirate? All right?
Two one four or eight one seven seven eighty seven?
One two five? Did you watch the cartoon and you
know what?
Speaker 8 (36:35):
You can actually say the name of the cartoons for
pirate day?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Uh? Oh okay, I got it, I got it, all right,
this is gonna be bizarre, all right once again? Two
on four seven one ninety Go on them, show what carton?
Oh boy, boing them, show what cartoon is that? Dragon
ball z dragon ball z no dragon ball d boning them?
(37:05):
Show what cartoon is that? What is it? What the flash? No? No, no, no,
bowing them, show what cartoon is that? That is thunder
the Barbary.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Run.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
The Barbary the bar. I barely remember that, but it
was on in the eighties. Yes, Thunderer the Barbarian. All right,
I'm shutting up now, who is who is this Melvin? Melvin?
Hang on, Melvin, we got tickets to experience Hendricks if
you'll just hang on for a few Okay, all right,
(37:42):
Fun with Music Day. We're going to relive an old
classic coming up next on the Bowen Dun Show.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
And but one of our favorite comedians is in town
this weekend. Kathleen Madigan brings her Potluck Party tour to
the Majestic Theater in Dallas this Saturday night, and we
have your tickets. Bow and I are gonna open up
the long Star ticket window around eight forty, so make
sure you keep listening to the Mow and Them show
here on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
By the way, she's going to be on the show tomorrow, yes,
Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
As Anna calls it, it's Friday Eve. That's right, Friday E.
I dig that. Yeah, I like that. That's a new
name for Friday. And of course it's Fun with Music
Day today. And I have to give Anna credit for
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this one. Anna found this. This is another song about
they're eating the dogs and cats in Springfield, Okay, and
it's kind of done to the song Last Trained to
Clarksville by the Monkeys. You familiar with that? Oh yes
I am, Oh yes, okay, So you can thank Anna
for this one, whether you like it or our blamer
(38:52):
one of the two.
Speaker 12 (38:53):
In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
They're eating the.
Speaker 13 (38:58):
Cats, they're eating we're eating the pets of the people
that it's.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
The last talk in Springfield to be eaten by the Haitian.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
You can see them at the corner, lined up in anticipation.
Hider pets.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Or you regret, You'll have regrets because I heard it
from old Dannie.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
He mentioned that.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
His big debate he got fact check Buddy Counter didn't
have them on television.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Ain't that great?
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Oh wait, that great?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
You can't negate.
Speaker 11 (39:39):
Such a presidential way to substantiate.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
It's her last cat spring Field to be eaten by
a Haitian. That's the story is for demonizing brown skinned
immigration on the right.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Let's keep it. We will keep it. Wise well our
part and now good, oh god, hey, we got tickets
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to see Kathleen Madigan coming up in the lone star
ticket window. In fact, Kathleen's gonna give us called tomorrow
because she's busy on the road. She can't come in
the studio. I get it. By the way, another preacher
is in trouble another one. A Saginaw church has let
its senior pastor go, but now the pastor claims he
(40:49):
did nothing wrong. Lake County Church in Saginaw terminated senior
pastor Scott Crenshaw for looking at inappropriate material on a computer.
According to Crenshaw's lawyer, Mark Lane. However, Lane claims the
accusation from the church are absolutely false. According to the lawyer,
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he viewed the alleged inappropriate materials, which he says was
an Instagram search. However, Lane claims it was nothing inappropriate,
and this is in Crenshaw's first brush with discipline. In
twenty sixteen, he was let go as senior pastor of
New River Fellowship Church in Parker County after viewing inappropriate
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images on their church.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
It's like a way of you know, it's what he
likes to do.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
You know, Jesus don't want you looking at bear nipples
on the computer in his dad's house.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
I think it was more than nipples. Two years later,
Crenshaw was named senior pastor at Lake County Church. His
firing comes up in a long list of controversies for
North Texas pastors. At least a dozen preachers or staff
members have been terminated or stepped down amid some kind
of controversy this year.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
There's a pattern.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Why is it all this year though? We didn't hear
squat about this year before? And why is it Texas?
It told you Texas, Texas.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh no, it's across the country.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, we just report on the ones here.
We ain't got time for all the other ones. Okay.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Annahsaur can known for her role as a so called
fake eras who swindled banks and high end hotels, has
made headlines once again. And this time it's on the
dance floor. Oh remember we told you about this. During
the premiere of Dancing with the Stars, Annahsaurikin took to
the stage sporting a very sparkly ankle monitor a reminder
of her criminal past. Now she was falsely claimed to
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be this wealthy German eress under the name Anna Delve.
She performed a routine with dance pro Ezra Sosa on
Dancing with the Stars. Her introduction on the show appears
to be part of her effort to rebrand herself following
her high profile fraud conviction in twenty nineteen. Maybe some
of these Texas pastors could do the same. Yeah, last
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year she started a podcast called The Anna Delvey Show
so it can gain notoriety after defrauding friends, hotels, banks
out of hundreds of thousands of dollars, all while pretending
to be this affluent heiress. Her story later became the
inspiration for that Netflix series Inventing Anna. Though she was
released from prison, in twenty twenty one, annasor Can found
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herself in ice custody for overstaying her visa. She now
remains under house arrest in New York while fighting deportation
to Germany. But if she's under house arrest, my question is,
why is she on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Yeah. Yeah, you're supposed to stay in your home if
you're in the house arrest exactly. That's why they call
it house arrests.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
And did she at least decorate the ankle monitor for television?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Some litters blinged out.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Put some streamers on it and stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
Well, State Fair, Texas starts a week from tomorrow and
they're still uncertainty about its knew restrictions on gun odors
at the fair. Now, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton says
the Fair is violating state law by banning license to
carry holders from bringing guns into the fair grounds. The
state Fair is run by a nonprofit organization and the
property is owned by the City of Dallas. Now because
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its city owned property, Ken argues that both parties are
violating a state law. Hell yeah, meanwhile, yeah, and the
Fair is standing by their ban. They are folding their
arms and standing tall about this up against the state
attorney general. Both sides are expected to be in a
Dallas courtroom this morning, where a judge could issue a
ruling immediately. Experts expect that the ruling is to be
(44:38):
appealed no matter what. The State Fair of Texas announced
that licensed gun owners legal to carry would not be
allowed to carry inside the fair this year, and it
implemented the new gun policy following a shooting last year,
although the suspect in that case was not a licensed
gun own oh no, he was noted points. Dozens of
Republican lawmakers called for the Fair to reverse cops, and
(45:00):
when they refused, Patson quickly sued the City of Dallas,
claiming the city is responsible for its rules on property.
This will all come to a head, hopefully later today.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
We'll see what we will see. He won't wait. Looks
like Pete did. His new home for the foreseeable future
is prison. The federal judge in New York has denied
him bail. Sean Buffy Colmes pleaded not guilty yesterday in
New York to sex trafficking, racketeering, and kidnapping charges. He
also offered to put up fifty million dollars in bond,
(45:33):
wear an ankle tracking monitor, and limit his movement to
New York and South Florida, but the judge said, oh, hail,
no did He is facing life in prison if he
is convicted on all charges.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
So the p stands for prison?
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Did he? That is? That?
Speaker 6 (45:50):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (45:50):
It does now? The Flugerville ISD teacher accused of breaking
a kinder gardner's fingers was arrested yesterday. Court record every
one year old Mackenzie Merrill was arrested and released the
same day. She is charged with injuring a child. The
affidavit says surveillance footage from the day of the injury
showed Merrill with her left arm around the child's shoulders
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and led him outside by his right hand. Two teachers
say Meryl told him the child hit her and kicked
her in the shins, but this was not seen on
the surveillance video. Merrill said the child was trying to
pull away, but she wasn't pulling too hard and she
didn't recall him, saying that he was hurt. Dante and
to bathe more. Their son recently started kindergarten at Flugerville
(46:34):
Elementary School. He's five years old and has autism. On
September fourth, they noticed he wasn't acting like himself in
school took him to the hospital. Doctors found fractures on
his ring and middle fingers. The case was sent to
Child Protective Services and Pluggerville is Ist Police for investigation.
The teacher claims self defense. Oh oh, this kid was
(46:57):
gonna beat you up about five. I know he's five
years old. If you can't whoop a five year old,
what's wrong with you? And Interstate thirty five six thirty
five has reopened after a truck spilled chicken and alligator
parts yesterday all over the road. Delicious Thanks God said.
A truck lost part of its load of chicken and
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alligator parts on I six thirty five towards I twenty
westbound before the one seventy five rim. The spill was
reported around four thirty pm. The lanes were closed until
the freeway we opened about nine o'clock last night. Chicken
guts and alligator guts now bloods. A hazardous materials crew
was called out and they fixed it up. Dallas Forwar's
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classic rock a Lone Star ninety two five thirty eight special. Who,
by the way, are playing tomorrow night at Billy Bob's
Texas in the.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Historic Ford Worst dock Yard. That's right.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
They always put it on a good show when they
come to town. Okay, who want our tickets? Go see
Kathleen Madigan on Saturday. Wayne And from.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
The most pirate infested North Texas community, there is the colony.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Oh, I thought you were gonna say, argyle no.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Our garland garden barless. Why did I mention it was
talk like a pirate day. I bet you won't do
it next year, right, I won't. I won't let it slide,
y'all forget it? Okay. The National Toy Hall of Fame
is floating the idea of inducting Balloons Balloons Balloons has
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never been inducted into the Toy.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Is that a toy?
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Really?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Well?
Speaker 5 (48:32):
Kind of praise For their versatility and universal appeal, Balloons
made the list of twelve finalists being considered for the
honor later this year, alongside their first time contenders, including
the trampoline Love It and the party game Apples to Apples,
That Was a Fun Day. Yes. A panel of expert
judges and the public will vote on which of the
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finalists will be inducted in November. This year's nominees also
include the best selling Choose your Own Adventure game books
Yeah Missdot that encourages readers to plot stories, Hess toy
trucks which have signaled the holiday seasons since nineteen sixty four,
Remote control vehicles, and the stick horse, Oh Yeah Horse Again.
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Rounding out the list are the game's Phase ten sequence
and the Pokemon trading card game My Little Pony Figures
and Transformer Action Figures, which both debuted in the nineteen eighties. Now,
fans can vote for their favorites from now until Wednesday
at Toy Hall of Fame dot org. The three toys
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that receive the most public votes will make up a
player's choice ballot that will be tallied along with ballots
from twenty two historians and other so called experts. Last
year's inductees were baseball cards, cabbage patch kids, the Fisher
Price corn popper that you screwed along the floor and
if possible, and Nerve foam toys. The National Toy Hall
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of Fame is inside the Strong National Museum of Play
in Rochester and New York. In case there must be
a bunch of toys they have missed, huh, I'm sure
there are. One of the toys was a stick stick,
because when you're a kid, a stick can be a sword,
it can be anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
The next will be a box.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
Yeah, an empty box. Empty box, Well, that can be
a toy, I know.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
I used to make forts out of them.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Well, a big box that could be a.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Fort, yes, or a playhouse for your barmie.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
Well, they don't care what we think anyway. I just
thought I'll let you know.
Speaker 8 (50:38):
Hey, Lone Start ninety two five is your home for
TCU football. And this Saturday, the horn Frogs travel from
Fort Worth to Dallas for the one hundred and third
Battle for the Iron Skillet. They're gonna face off with
SMU and you can hear it live starting with the
pregame show at three pm.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Only on lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
You know, sometimes you hear garbled lyrics on a song.
I used to think he was saying running down and drinking.
It's running down a dream, But for some reason I
put an extra syllable in there or my mind?
Speaker 8 (51:18):
Did I think it was your mind? I think you
wanted to be drinking when you heard that song.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Well, what's different from many other times?
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Okay, Oh thank god. Tomorrow's Friday. Our last shot at
Experience Hendrix tickets at seven point fifty and your last
shot to see Kathleen Madigan at the Majestic Theater on
Saturday night. That'll be at eight forty. And Kathleen Madigan
is going to give us a ring tomorrow a little
after eight. So don't you go away. But now let's
(51:47):
talk time wasters.
Speaker 8 (51:48):
Okay, So up on the Bow and Them show page
at long Star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Today, the Eagles have released.
Speaker 8 (51:54):
A statement on the death of their occasional collaborator JD. Salther,
and we have that statement up on our page that
you can check out. They say we lost a brother,
a friend, a brilliant collaborator, and the world has lost
a great songwriter. They also wrote that JD. Souther was smart.
He was talented, well read, and in possession of a
wicked sense of humor. He loved a good meal, a
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good movie, and a good martini. And he loved dogs,
adopting many over the course of his lifetime. You can
read that full statement up on our page. He was
seventy eight years.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
Old and he co wrote a lot of the Eagles'
biggest hits.
Speaker 8 (52:30):
He did, yes, yes, and you know he was supposed
to play Arlington Music Hall November sixteenth. Oh, he was
on the bill, but of course he has passed. Fans
of Rush may be able to make a pilgrimage to
a Neil Peart memorial in the very near future. The
memorial is to be built in Saint Catharine's, Ontario, Canada,
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where he grew up. Rush singer and bassist Geddy Lee
is behind this project, having donated a dollar from every
ticket that he sold during his book tour last fall
to support this memorial, and proceeds from Piert's last book,
Silver Surfers which is being published posthumously by his widow
on November nineteenth, will also be donated to the fund.
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We've got the video rendering of what the memorial is
going to look like. We've got that video up. Speaking
of Getty Lee, he's a huge Toronto Blue Jays fan,
which we just beat.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yeah, so he can't be happy about that.
Speaker 8 (53:26):
But he probably did not watch the game on TV
because he's not a fan of watching baseball games on TV.
Speaker 11 (53:33):
When I watch a game on TV and I see
that shot of the picture catcher batter confrontation and there's
all that advertising behind them, and they've exposed so much
more of the seating behind it, and I think that's
all to include the TV advertising. It's so ingregiously commercial.
(53:55):
I think it chiepens the home experience. I don't think
they would have lost by blacking out behind the catcher
and the empire so you can actually follow the ball
into the glove.
Speaker 5 (54:05):
Yes, but that involves money, yes, exactly, Getty money.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
And you like to make money too, don't you, Getty?
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Of course he does.
Speaker 8 (54:14):
Getty's Blue Jays face the Rangers this afternoon at Globelike Field.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
First pitch at one thirty five. Lots of other music news.
Speaker 8 (54:20):
To tell you about The Rolling Stones marking the first
anniversary of their latest album, twenty twenty three's Hackneyed Diamonds
with a two LP Blues Splatter vinyl addition, it's going
to be out December sixth. We have all that information up.
Can you believe it's been a year? Yes, and I
love that album. Ac DC's Brian Johnson joined Slash at
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these Sky Arts Awards in London earlier this week to
perform their cover of Howling Wolf's Killing Floor. We have
a video up of that performance. And Bob Dylan did
his last show on Willie Nelson's Outlaw Music Festival tour
earlier this week in New York, where he broke out
nineteen sixty five's Desolation Road for the the first time
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since twenty eighteen. And what made this unique was he
tapped a tiny little wrench on his mic the entire
time he's singing the song, A little wrench, He's just
tapping on the microphone. If you want to see that,
we've got that up. And finally, a guy in Florida
tried to steal a Corvette but was surprised when he
got trapped inside the corvette because of the car's security system,
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it'll just lock you ass He was locked in the car,
no way out. The owner came by and goes, my brother,
what the hell are you doing in my car? We
have the video off on the bone and them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 5 (55:37):
Then again we may fall anyway because this has been
a busy show today.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
No falling, I know, asleep, yes.
Speaker 5 (55:46):
Asleep, yes jumping falling? No no, no, no, no no no,
I'll flay up? Where my lesson? Diddy? Oh thank god,
tomorrow's Friday. Yeah. By the way, that's pronounced diddy. Did
he as in p diddy? I'm going to prison for
a long time lop sentence. Yeah, like Anna said earlier,
P is for prison now not puff. Yeah, how did
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he think he could get away? Of course, we don't
know exactly what went on megalomania, But what is human trafficking?
Does that mean he invited some worees over that were
from another cord.
Speaker 8 (56:21):
And he was hiring underage and he was having people
take advantage of them, and then he would film it
and then he would blackmail people.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Oh yeah, it is.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
Very involved he is a real douchebagag.
Speaker 7 (56:37):
Did you guys hear what the Feds found when they
search warranted and came into his house and went down
the basement, like.
Speaker 8 (56:43):
A thousand bottles of baby oil and bigs.
Speaker 7 (56:47):
Breast milk, hundreds of gallons somewhere breast milk.
Speaker 5 (56:51):
Wait, breast milk.
Speaker 7 (56:53):
They found a big stash of breast milk in his basement.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
I'm not just trying to be funning on the bone
them show.
Speaker 8 (56:58):
I read that, and the bottles of baby oil is like, dude,
what exactly will you need?
Speaker 5 (57:05):
How bad do you need to grease up? How many
women you got here?
Speaker 8 (57:07):
And when they arrested him, he had all sorts of
drugs on him.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Party drugs, party drugs. Ekest to see things like that?
Speaker 5 (57:16):
Damn, I didn't know that was true. Isn't crazy? There's
probably gonna be some other juicy details from Oh this
is all you're scratching the surface. I think I'm rich.
I'm above the law. No you ain't, no, no, you ain't
go detail. Do not FASCO, do not collect two hundred dollars,
that's right, But you can collect a thousand bottles of
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loub as you want you'll probably need it in prison. Yeah,
you will. In fact, they're not even going to sentence
him until a couple of months from now. Okay, coming
up next to our after show decompression session, well we
may talk about Diddy's dildos or whatever you talk about.
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And tomorrow Friday, yes, we'll do our NFL pro picks
with Fox fors Mike Doocy, another installment of Hey Anna,
What's Happening? And of course we got Kathleen Madigan gonna
give us a call tomorrow around eight ten.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Bad ass. Yeah, I love that girl.
Speaker 5 (58:15):
She fun Is Hall years. Somebody asked if she and
Lewis Black were married.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
You have to ask her. I know that they dated. Yes,
they've never been married.
Speaker 5 (58:24):
Oh, ask her. All right, we'll see on the after
show and see on the show. Enough show tomorrow, I aye, Bye,
T time
I have a parrot perched on my arm.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
A peg on my leg, and a patch on my eye, and.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hate mail from state farm.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I'm well versed in English.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
I went to Purdue, but since.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm a fire, a convention and demands that I speak
like one two.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
So down, oh mask swaps harm my ardor wesh fetch
me brock, We fetch me rock?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You say I need red God.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
A shower and shave. I scotch. You're faster and gob
with me.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Caught this ye landlobber name and I talk like me hearties,
it's a bounty more fun you hoist of me skull
and crossbones and c harty mangy.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Her sun, blow me down, hary stream girl to walk swap.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Down rocks all about the sist.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
God help us all. It's international talk like a pirate ye.
I don't yay for talk like a pirate day, because
that is annoying.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
We have to go to arties for lunch. What kind
of sock the pirates were are?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
God? Those jokes are funny for about five minutes. Smart, Okay,
you can stop any time now. I just always hated
this day. Everybody that calls the bar, I don't.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
I can't remember a single one of those dumb pirate jokes.
Now I can remember one punchline being.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Like it's driving me nuts. Yeah, that's all I can remember.
I guess they were bad jokes.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What if you take the pea out of pirate he
becomes right?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Okay, stop it now, stop it because on talk like
a Pirate Day, everybody wants to get into the act.
But please try to show some restraints. Okay, all right.
And if you think talk like a pirate day is annoying,
it's also meow like a pirate day. Oh god, No,
what do cats have to do with pirates? Well, they
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kept them on the ships because there were rats and
stuff right around, and the rats would make the pirates sick.
So the cats would catch the rats and they wouldn't
get sick unless they got a case of skirs. Letter
could go, bow you feel better? Not really, not really, huh.
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It's also national butter No, National butterscotch day.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Butterscotch like your grandma used to.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Oh, werthers. Remember those werthers a boy and your grandmother
kept him in a bowl. They were individually wrapped, but
when you put them in your mouth, they.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Were like ugh, like concrete caramel candy, though it's.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Little off based on Huh, butterscotch is more of a Halloween.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Thing, I think.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
Have you seen the Lebron and Kevin Hart commercial where
Kevin Hart tells him you're so old you probably have
butterscotch in your pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Butterscotch candies.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Oh, very cute man carrying around butterscotches in their shirt pocket.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
And grandma had those those little individual candies that look
like watermelons and didn't taste anything at all like onemel.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Yeah, they had the little gooey center.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Anyway, it's also free Caso Day. Now. Don't just go
into any Mexican restaurants say give them my free caso.
Sausa and chips are always free at Moe's Southwest Grill's true,
but caso are liquid gold, as they call it, is
also free today. Each year on this day, Mose gives
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out a free six ounce cup of their caso as
a way to thank their loyal customers. Thank you. Now,
I'd never heard of Moe's Southwest Grill, but apparently there's
one in Dallas at eight eight Cedar Springs Road near
love Field Air Yeah, it's good. It's text Max. It's
American Max. Yeah, but don't go in there and just
order some and walk out without paying, because it's only
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at well, what do you say, participating location. These guys
may not even know any or you.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Could just go home and make your own caso.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Hell yeah, my case will knock you out. Or you'll
just take a bite of a big brick of cheese.
That's just as good. I've done that too. It is
National Woman road Warrior Day, well run yeah, dedicated to
all women who travel for business, and it's National punch Day.
Don't go out and punch random people because it's a
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National punch Day, don't hit them upside the head. It
celebrates the sweet and many times alcoholic drink punch yah,
which goes good with vodka.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
All right, all right, that's it.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
That's it, that's it, No more, no more, here, take
my cutlass, take it away. Oh lord, why did I
even mention it was?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Because if you didn't, one of the rascals would.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Oh god, it is fun with music day. Got a
little fun with music. I I got a mash up.
I don't think you have heard yet, because I don't
think I played it for you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You said it was Deep t Deep Purple.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Deep Purple, and the temptation. Oh yeah, it's deep turple
something like that. You'll see, you'll see. And we also
have tickets to see Experience Hendrix and tickets to see
comedian Kathleen Madigan at the Majestic Theater on Saturday nights.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh, he's going to be calling in this week, right.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yes, yes, let's do our morning dress so tired? Ohoh man?
Well ready or not? Here it come showtime? Dallas What
Wars Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five The
Eagles who posted some nice stuff online about the death
(07:41):
of JD. Salder, who helped them write many of their
big hits, And we'll see how that works.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Yeah, we have that post from their website up on
the Bow and Them show page.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
And what happens I get a call like this, I'd
update on that. PC harn Rob Okay, okay, stop it,
stop it right now, stop it? He did stop doing Okay,
all right, let's stop it now. Okay. Hey, it's time
Verse Sports of All Swords.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
Brought to you by Comerica Bank, and week three is
an important one for the Dallas Cowboys in the NFL,
needing to respond well after that blowout loss to the Saints.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Baltimore is coming to Jerry Worlds for a Sunday afternoon showdown,
the second Cowboys home game in a row. As per
usual in the NFL, injury report has been released, but
some big names have popped up for the Cowboys, highlighted
by Ceedee Lamb and Trayvon Diggs Nice neither of them
practice due to their respective ankle and foot injury. Zach
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Martin is also listed after being slow to get up
during last week's play against New Orleans. However, the all
pro right guard is expected to go full go at
practice later today. Brandon Cooks wide receiver, he had a
limited practice. Trayvon Diggs he did not practice. Jake ferguson
the tight end limited, Melee Cooker limited, DeMarcus Lawrence limited,
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CD Lamb did not practice. Now Trayvon Diggs worked his
way back from major injury after suffering a torn acl
last season. While they did not practice is never good news,
it's thankfully not related to the knee. Today's report should
clarify a lot more about his status for the game well.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
As the third week of the NFL season gets underway tonight,
baw One.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Thing is clear so far, it's good to be the underdog.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
All really underdogs of at least five and a half
points are now nine and one against the spread, and
of those nine wins against the spread, five of them
were outright victories. Right now, there are seven games in
Week three with spreads of at least five and a
half points. That starts with tonight's New York Jets and
New England Patriots game, which has Aaron Rodgers and company
favored by six and a half points.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And speaking of Aaron.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
According to a new survey of NFL fans, Aaron Rodgers
is the league's most annoying player.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
I would have to agree with that, him and the
entire Eagles lineup.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
Rogers was a runaway winner with twenty seven percent of
the vote. Rounding out the top five word Travis Kelsey
seventeen percent.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think that's mostly due to his girlfriend exactly.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
Odell Beckham Junior with ten percent, Patrick Mahomes eight percent.
I think that's mostly because he wins all the time.
And then Dak Prescott of the Cowboys came in fit.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
People still mad about that big ass contract.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Yeah, uh huh, I'm really, really not a fan of
our city politicians here in Dallas.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I'm not speaking about fort Worth here with Dallas. Hey,
my god.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson, in my opinion, has taken it
a little bit too far. Him and the city council
members made a statement with their attire yesterday. During yesterday's
city council meeting ahead of the TCU SMU rivalry this weekend,
Mayor Johnson and other leaders war shirts simply stating TCU sucks.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Well, people look at this as the battle between Dallas
and Fort Worth.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Yeah, very's true for the Orange like the Texas Oklahoma
and Texas.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
It's ou sucks.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
That's state against state. Yes, city against city.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Was aggressive of an expression, maybe for a politician who's
trying to set a good example.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
I don't know, am I ever thinking this? How about
go SMU? Yes? Yeah, Okay, that shirt instead? Jesus you're
the mayor.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
The mayor said he received the awesome shirt from council
member Chad West. Johnson grew up in Dallas, but didn't
attend to SMU. The football game between the two will
be held Saturday at Gerald J. Ford Stadium in Dallas.
Fort Worth and Dallas have battled for bragging rights in
this football game since nineteen fifteen. Damn yeah, the showdowns
will soon come to an end. TCU announced it's going
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to end the annual rivalry after the twenty twenty five season.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I disagree with that.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Yeah, now next year, But next year is the last one.
This will be the one hundred and third meeting on Saturday.
Horn hold the upper hand in the matchup. Damn right,
they do fifty three, forty two and seven record. In
case you're keeping school.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Where do we signed the petition to keep the Iron
Skilly going?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I don't know. I don't even know if they have one.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
We should start one.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, you can't take that away. Dallas Stars top scorer
Jason Robertson will miss most of the training camp is
expected to be ready for the start of the season
after surgery to remove a cyst from his foot. Ouch
General manager Jim Nil said that Robertson had the cysts
removed on July thirtieth. Robertson will still be with the
team during camp, but just resumed skating on his own
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after six weeks of not being able to put any
weight on his foot. The Stars, who made the Western
Conference finals each of the last two season open training
camp today. The season opener is October tenth at Nashville.
Jason Roberson was the Star's top score each of the
past two seasons while playing in all one hundred and
sixty four regular season games, and was the second leading
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scorer in each of their two seasons before that. The
calif native was picked up by the Stars in the
second round in two seventeen and the draft when they
had already selected the same twenty seventeen draft, when they
selected Mero Heiskanen and goaltender Jake Ottinger. So I hope
he's going to be ready when the season is ready.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Do you all know what a pirate's favorite hockey team is?
Shut up? Shut up. No, I don't and I don't
want to know.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Rangers fans are waking up pretty happy this morning after
a big night at Globe Life Field, Dallas. Garcia's two
run homer in the sixth inning was all Cody Bradford
needed to earn his sixth win. Bradford, who hails from Aledo,
held the Toronto Blue Jays to five hits, four singles
in a double over seven scoreless innings as the Texas
Rangers took their second consecutive game two to nothing at
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Globelife Field. Now the win, believe it or not, keeps
the defending World Series champion Rangers alive in the American
League West Race, trailing first place Houston by ten games
with ten to play. The Rangers in Blue Jays wrap
up their series this afternoon in Arlington, with Rangers rookie
right hander Kumar Rocker making his home debut against the
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Blue Jays right hander Kevin Goussman in the series finale.
First pitch this afternoon will be at one thirty five.
Can't make it out to the shed, you can catch
a game on Bali Sports Southwest.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Authorities in France uh SO are investigating the disappearance of
two human beings, two Paralympic athletes from Congo. They recently
competed in the Paris Games. Prosecutors opened the investigation on
September seventh, after members of the athletes delegation warned authorities
of their disappearance a couple days before that.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
They just left and didn't tell. They don't know where
they are. Back to Congo again. It's rather worried soome
I hope they're okay.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Shot putter Murelanga and Emmanuel Grace Muambaco Chili childs.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Next nice trial.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Chili was funny, usually impaired sprinter. The Emmanuel Grace was
who was accompanied by a guide. They went missing on
September fifth, along with a third member of their party.
The athlete's suitcases were also gone, but their passports remained
behind with the Congolese delegation. The Paralympic Committee of the
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Democratic Republic of Congo didn't respond to requests for info
from the AP. They just up and left. Nobody knows
exactly what happened to these two athletes.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
They didn't tell nobody.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I hope they're okay.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Me too. This is good. Let's just don't go back.
We'll go somewhere else. And since this is sports of
all sorts. The winner of the twenty twenty four Florida
Python Challenge is Ronald Kiger. He was able to nab
the ten thousand dollars grand prize by capturing twenty pythons
over the span of the ten day competition. In all,
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one hundred and ninety five members of the invasive species
were captured from the Everglades event, which drew eight hundred
and fifty seven participants from thirty three state Canada. This
was a big win for Kaiger, who finished second last
year's event, and again Germany's first hobby horse Championship got
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underway in Frankfurt last Saturday. Yes, hundreds of young riders
competing in time jumping, style jumping and dressage on their
wooden stick horses. Yes, it looks as ridiculous as it
sounds video. Oh my god. Roughly three hundred riders, mostly youngsters,
but they're about twenty adults in roll gathered around a
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gymnasium Saturday and Sunday to show off their skills at
riding a stick horse. What skills do you need to
ride a stick hose?
Speaker 10 (16:40):
A lot?
Speaker 8 (16:40):
They have to do the obstacle course bo see.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Oh my god, jeez. Competition is a part of a
growing wave of hobby horsing events internationally. The United States
and Australia also held their first championship this year. The
Past Time has since exploded in popularity through social media
during the height of the coronavirus pandemic, and it has
been credited with highlighting female empowerment.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh yeah, how is that?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Including female empowerment. You realize how silly you look doing
that hobby horse competition.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, but you don't have to clean up after the
horses by Bob.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Well, they're that too, unless they're splinters left around somewhere. Alright,
So a freaking full file coming up. I'm my favorite
part because I just kind of want to do that sometime.
Just go. He sounds kind of randy in that song,
doesn't it just a little bit? I love it? All right,
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coming up, we got to match up for you. But
now it's time for the freak and full file. A
young boy is completely adamant that he is the reincarnation
of a Hollywood star from sixty years ago, and even
a child psychiatrist believes him. Ryan Hammond from Oklahoma claims
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he has visited vivid memories of another life in Hollywood
back in the forties and fifties. Ryan opened up about
the first time he thought he was a different person.
At the age of five, He claims to have told
his mother, Mama, I think I used to be someone else.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yee.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
That's when the schoolboy was said to have voiced eerie
details about a Hollywood actor from decades ago. His story
was extremely similar to that of the life of Marty Martin,
a movie extra who got married four times and lived
in New York. He passed away from a brain hemorrhage
in nineteen sixty four at the age of sixty one.
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Is reincarnation is it not? I don't know. This comes
after Ryan's mother said he kept asking to quote visit
his other family while waking up in the middle of
the night and going action as if he were on
a movie set.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
So creepy boy, that poor family.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yih, but waking up good action shock treatment. Initially, the
parents thought their child was just imagining things, but after
Ryan recognized himself in a book on the Golden Age
of Hollywood, that's when they started to take his claims
more seriously. Yeah, but this guy wasn't exactly a star
Marty Martin, You ever heard of him? Never? He was
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an extra. Things started to feel even more real when
child psychiatrist doctor Jim Tucker believed that Ryan's claims of
reincarnation are.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Valid because of all the memories that he had he
describe everything.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, I love those kind of stories, though, I.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Know, because you think, could it be true? I don't know.
They couldn't print it. Yes they could, Yes they could.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
It's the weekly world news. Remember well, that's not the
weekly world news.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
This is a real story out of Oklahoma, damn right.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That explains a lot.
Speaker 8 (19:50):
Ambulances usually rush patients to the hospital bow not away
from them. But that's what happened in New York on Tuesday.
Police say pay had just been discharged from the emergency
room when he jumped into a parked ambulance with the
motor running outside and drove away. Cop say forty one
year old Ernest Burkett led them on a high speed
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chase in this ambulance for thirty minutes, and he went
through six different towns, occasionally hitting police cars and ultimately
crashing into a pole and flipping over.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Go big or go home, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Burkett was immediately taken into custody and given another ride
in another ambulance back to the same hospital to be
treated for minor injuries. He is charged with reckless endangerment,
criminal possession of stolen property, grand larceny, unlawful fleeing a
police officer, and criminal mischief. When asked why he stole
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the ambulance, he said, I didn't have a ride because
no one said, they'd take me home.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
It's just steal an ambulance. No, Mama won't.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Come get me. I guess I'll fill it. Surely. He
ran the lights and the sirens while he did this. Right, Absolutely,
if you stole an ambulance, wouldn't you crank it up.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Security guards had a shopping mall in Shanghai recently discovered
a young man who had allegedly been living comfortably under
a staircase for over six months. This guy had installed
a sleeping tent under a secluded staircase in the building
that would suck to half across that surprisingly, along with
a small desk and an office chair in his camp.
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He charged his laptop and his mobile phone from the
shopping mall electric outlets. He managed to keep a very
low profile, even though the bottom of the staircase was
wide open. The man apparently moved into the shopping mall
over six months ago, but he was noticed by a
security guard who wanted to kick him out. Initially, after
telling the guard that he was only living under the
staircase because he needed a quiet and secluded place to
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study for a college entrance exam, the guard left him
alone for the time being.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
He promised to leave right after the oh so important exam,
but he stayed there six months, squatted it out, and
nobody really paid any attention to him. He was eventually
cuffed and stuffed in Shanghai for trespassing.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Hmm, living under a staircase all yeah, oh so, yeah,
there was an anti end pretzel down the way so
he won't go hungry. Yeah. Yeah. Road workers in Poland
accidentally dug up something that was really creepy. A mass
grave containing the skeletons of hundreds of suspected vampires. Was
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what was beneath the soil they were digging up for
a new row.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
How did they know they were vampires? Or their teeth?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Because in some cases the skulls had coins placed in
their mouths, because they used to believe that if you
put a coin in a dead vampire's mouth after you
put the stake through his heart, that would lift the
vampire curse.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh okay.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Other bodies had been completely decapitated, presumably because you can't
get bitten by something that ain't got no head. That's true. Smart,
So we got reincarnation in vampires. What more do you
want from a Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
For Real Today it's gonna be a night to remember
for Hendricks fans. October eleventh. That will Rogers Auditorium in
Fort Worth experience Hendrix celebrating the music and legacy of
Jimmy Hendrix. And we have your tickets next hour. And
since it's fun with Music Day, bo I know you're
gonna have a fun way for people.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
To win cartoon theme trivia.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yes, that's coming up around seven to fifty right.
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Here on the bow in them show on Dallas fort
Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two fives Learning to Fly.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I keep flapping my arms, but I don't lift off
the ground. What am I doing? Well?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
You need feathers.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Ah Dallas for Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
it's fun with Music Day. And here's a mashup. I'm
pretty sure I haven't played for you yet. It is
a mash up between Deep Purple and the Temptations bad Ass. So,
in other words, a classic rock song mashed with a
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classic motown song. This is a mashup because we saw
Glenn Hughes was it last weekend two weeks ago and
he ended with the song burn YEP so it's burn
mashed up with the temptations. I wish it would rain,
So I call this I wish it would burn with rain. Okay,
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here it is deep purple and the temptations. Glenn Hughes
didn't do it like that when we saw a couple
of weeks ago, did he?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
No?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Hell No? I was off plus four wards Classic Clock
lone Star ninety two five. Okay, hmmm. I have another
installment of did you Know? Coming up? And I've been
asked to do this a few times but haven't got
around to it. We're going to do did you Know?
On bizarre sex laws in America? Oh, this should be fun.
(25:15):
I mean, you think we'd have enough sense not to
have laws like this, but they are on the books
to this day. It's coming up here in just a
few and I started wondering how many dogs and cats
have been eaten in Springfield, Ohio since we got on
the air.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
That none, none, Well maybe fake news. Bo Roberts, I.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Got a song about.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
This.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Is this guy who calls himself the Kiffness and he begs,
please don't eat my dogs or cats? Ready, Yes, here
you go in.
Speaker 12 (25:49):
Springfield, they're eating the dogs.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets.
Speaker 12 (25:57):
Of the people that live there. They're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
That live there.
Speaker 13 (26:13):
People love Springfield.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Please don't eat my cat. Why would you do that?
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Eat something else?
Speaker 13 (26:23):
People love Springfield.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Please don't eat my dog.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
He gets a cat a log of other.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Things to eat.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, sammimon.
Speaker 13 (26:37):
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats, sammimon. They're
eating the pets of the people that live there. They're
eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.
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They're getting the cat sammon. They're eating the pets of
the people that live there. They're eating the dogs. They're
getting the cat sammon. They're eating the pets of the people.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
That live there.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cat sammon.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
They're eating the dogs. They're getting the cat sammon. They're
eating the pets of the people that there.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating
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the dogs. They're eating the cat simon.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
The man, they're.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
Eating the pets the people that live there.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cat, Sam, They're
eating the pets of.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
The people that live You know, that guy put much
too much work into that song that he should have.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Very catchy though.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Of course Long Star ninety two five by the way,
sting or staning in Corsicana. He will perform tonight on
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert if you happen to
be up for that. And after that song we played
about eating the dog and cats. A guy wants to
punish me. You know what a powate favorite basketball player is, uh,
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Kareem abdul Jabbar. Yeah, that was funny, man. You'll have
a great mind, you too, man. Jeez. So coming up,
we got these tickets to experience Hendricks feature Zach Wild,
Kennyway and Sheppard, duezl Zeppa, Eric Johnson, a bunch more
guitar players and uh it's fun with music day. So
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we're gonna do cartoon theme music. When you do cartoon themes, Yeah,
and this is a cartoon from the eighties coming up,
I'll just tell you that as a little hint. Okay,
all right, but now it is time to smarter us
misgeon and edu case you and Iota this time war?
Did you know? And as promised, bizarre sex laws that
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supposedly are still on the books across from America.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
It must be pretty crazy.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Oh. For example, did you know in Ventura County, California,
cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without
a permit?
Speaker 9 (30:07):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Okay, well they got to go into the courthouse and
get a permit.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
If a police officer in Courtleianne, Idaho suspects a couple
is banging inside a vehicle, the cop must honk his
horn three times and wait two minutes before approaching the scene.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
That way they can adjust themselves.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Appreciate that alone. Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to
make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
Come on, I didn't make these up.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
It must have been a problem at one point.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
It ames Iowa. A husband may not take more than
three gulps of beer while laying in bed with his wife.
Sometimes that's what.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
It takes, just one big gulp a hell.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
In up Montana, law states that a woman cannot dance
on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than
three pounds two ounces. What is she gonna take them
off and weigh them?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
During lunch breaks. In Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should
engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle
unless their car has curtains. That's an extra you have
to ask for at the dealership. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it
is legal to have sex with a truck driver inside
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a toll booth. You can't do it, can't do it.
Speaker 11 (31:25):
No.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota are required by law
to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should
be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and
it's illegal for a couple to make love on the
floor between the.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Bed Lucy Ricardo, Yes.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
It's the loocid law, Mormon. Did you know? In Kingsville, Texas,
there is a law against two pigs having sex on
the city's airport property. Yeah. When you put up signs
but pigs can't read.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, pig's gonna do what a pig's going to do.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Here's some more. In Massachusetts, you can have sex with
a rodeo clown, but not in front of horses. Are
you don't want to spook them, do you they get
turned on by that? In Alabama, it's against the law
for a man to seduce a virgin by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery,
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or promise of a marriage. That pretty much leaves kidnapping
gas No. Yeah. In uh ata Umwa, Iowa, you can't
wink at a pretty lady with whom you are unacquainted with.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Jeez, I thought that's what you do to start. Yes,
it's just a wink. It's not like you grabbed her.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah, shoot your shot. In Arkansas, adultery is punishable by
a fine of twenty to one hundred dollars, depending on
what how ugly she is. Meanwhile, an elicit affair in
California could set you back a thousand dollars. Mustaches are
illegal in Indiana if the owner has a tendency to
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habitual kiss other humans on the street. So like that
would be putting you in jail on it. And Alexandria,
Minnesota is against the law to have sex with your
wife if your breath smells like garlics, onions or sardine.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I think that was the wife.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Yeah, asking for that law. Yeah, I don't want to
find something on the book. In Wisconsin, a man may
not fire a gun in the air while his partner
is having an organs. I mean, you gotta celebrate. I
thought it would kind of enhance the experience. In Washington,
it's illegal to have sex with a virgin, even on
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your wedding night.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Well, then what do you do?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
That's a good question. I guess you just don't tell nobody.
And in Kentucky, a lady may not wear a bathing
suit on a highway unless she's escorted by two police
officers armed with a club. Okay, in themselves? Dallas, what
was Classic rock? Lone star ninety two to five? USA?
Call baseball players the Boys of Summer? That's right, hey,
(34:02):
and the Rangers? What yesterday they did?
Speaker 8 (34:05):
They shut out the Toronto Blue Jays, Getty Lee's favorite team.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
I know, poor Syedty, poor Geddy. Okay, there is something
coming to town called Experience Hendrix. It's a bunch of
really hot guitar players. Uh, Kennyway Shepard, d Weezl Zappa,
Eric Johnson, Zach Wilde who has a band called Zack Sabbath. Yeah, yeah,
they're coming in December. Because he used to play with Ozzy. Uh,
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This will be at will Rogers Auditorium and for Worth Friday,
October the eleventh, and it being fun with music Day,
we're going to do cartoon theme trivia. Now, this one's
a little tough. This one's a little tough.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Every week it's a little tough.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Yeah a ball. Well, if I say it's tough, then
it's probably a little tough.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, it's real tough.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
That's right, And that's right. The number to call two
one four or eight one seven seven eight seven one five.
I'm going to play the thing. And there's there's some
talking in it too, so if you recognize the talking
you might get it. I don't know. Okay, I'm going
to play this cartoon theme. You call me and tell
me what cartoon it is, and I'll give you the
tickets to experience Hendrix. Ready for this, We're ready? Yes,
(35:15):
here you go. Good Year nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 9 (35:21):
From out of space comes a runaway tenant like between
the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction. A man's
civilization is cast in ruin. Two thousand years later, Earth
is reborn. A strange new world rises from the old,
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a world of savagery, super science, and sorcery, but one
man burst his bonds. He'll fight for justice with his companions,
the Monk and Princess Ario. He pits his spring, his courage,
and his fabulous sons against all courses of evils.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Jeez, okay, who is he? How did you know that?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Ariel?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Oh you okay, Oh, shut up with that. Sorry? Why
did I say it was? Talk like a pirate? All right?
Two one four or eight one seven seven eighty seven?
One two five? Did you watch the cartoon and you
know what?
Speaker 8 (36:35):
You can actually say the name of the cartoons for
pirate day?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Uh? Oh okay, I got it, I got it, all right,
this is gonna be bizarre, all right once again? Two
on four seven one ninety Go on them, show what carton?
Oh boy, boing them, show what cartoon is that? Dragon
ball z dragon ball z no dragon ball d boning them?
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Show what cartoon is that? What is it? What the flash? No? No, no, no,
bowing them, show what cartoon is that? That is thunder
the Barbary.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Run.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
The Barbary the bar. I barely remember that, but it
was on in the eighties. Yes, Thunderer the Barbarian. All right,
I'm shutting up now, who is who is this Melvin? Melvin?
Hang on, Melvin, we got tickets to experience Hendricks if
you'll just hang on for a few Okay, all right,
(37:42):
Fun with Music Day. We're going to relive an old
classic coming up next on the Bowen Dun Show.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
And but one of our favorite comedians is in town
this weekend. Kathleen Madigan brings her Potluck Party tour to
the Majestic Theater in Dallas this Saturday night, and we
have your tickets. Bow and I are gonna open up
the long Star ticket window around eight forty, so make
sure you keep listening to the Mow and Them show
here on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
By the way, she's going to be on the show tomorrow, yes,
Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
As Anna calls it, it's Friday Eve. That's right, Friday E.
I dig that. Yeah, I like that. That's a new
name for Friday. And of course it's Fun with Music
Day today. And I have to give Anna credit for
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this one. Anna found this. This is another song about
they're eating the dogs and cats in Springfield, Okay, and
it's kind of done to the song Last Trained to
Clarksville by the Monkeys. You familiar with that? Oh yes
I am, Oh yes, okay, So you can thank Anna
for this one, whether you like it or our blamer
(38:52):
one of the two.
Speaker 12 (38:53):
In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
They're eating the.
Speaker 13 (38:58):
Cats, they're eating we're eating the pets of the people
that it's.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
The last talk in Springfield to be eaten by the Haitian.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
You can see them at the corner, lined up in anticipation.
Hider pets.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Or you regret, You'll have regrets because I heard it
from old Dannie.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
He mentioned that.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
His big debate he got fact check Buddy Counter didn't
have them on television.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Ain't that great?
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Oh wait, that great?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
You can't negate.
Speaker 11 (39:39):
Such a presidential way to substantiate.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
It's her last cat spring Field to be eaten by
a Haitian. That's the story is for demonizing brown skinned
immigration on the right.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Let's keep it. We will keep it. Wise well our
part and now good, oh god, hey, we got tickets
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to see Kathleen Madigan coming up in the lone star
ticket window. In fact, Kathleen's gonna give us called tomorrow
because she's busy on the road. She can't come in
the studio. I get it. By the way, another preacher
is in trouble another one. A Saginaw church has let
its senior pastor go, but now the pastor claims he
(40:49):
did nothing wrong. Lake County Church in Saginaw terminated senior
pastor Scott Crenshaw for looking at inappropriate material on a computer.
According to Crenshaw's lawyer, Mark Lane. However, Lane claims the
accusation from the church are absolutely false. According to the lawyer,
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he viewed the alleged inappropriate materials, which he says was
an Instagram search. However, Lane claims it was nothing inappropriate,
and this is in Crenshaw's first brush with discipline. In
twenty sixteen, he was let go as senior pastor of
New River Fellowship Church in Parker County after viewing inappropriate
(41:31):
images on their church.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
It's like a way of you know, it's what he
likes to do.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
You know, Jesus don't want you looking at bear nipples
on the computer in his dad's house.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
I think it was more than nipples. Two years later,
Crenshaw was named senior pastor at Lake County Church. His
firing comes up in a long list of controversies for
North Texas pastors. At least a dozen preachers or staff
members have been terminated or stepped down amid some kind
of controversy this year.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
There's a pattern.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Why is it all this year though? We didn't hear
squat about this year before? And why is it Texas?
It told you Texas, Texas.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh no, it's across the country.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, we just report on the ones here.
We ain't got time for all the other ones. Okay.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Annahsaur can known for her role as a so called
fake eras who swindled banks and high end hotels, has
made headlines once again. And this time it's on the
dance floor. Oh remember we told you about this. During
the premiere of Dancing with the Stars, Annahsaurikin took to
the stage sporting a very sparkly ankle monitor a reminder
of her criminal past. Now she was falsely claimed to
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be this wealthy German eress under the name Anna Delve.
She performed a routine with dance pro Ezra Sosa on
Dancing with the Stars. Her introduction on the show appears
to be part of her effort to rebrand herself following
her high profile fraud conviction in twenty nineteen. Maybe some
of these Texas pastors could do the same. Yeah, last
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year she started a podcast called The Anna Delvey Show
so it can gain notoriety after defrauding friends, hotels, banks
out of hundreds of thousands of dollars, all while pretending
to be this affluent heiress. Her story later became the
inspiration for that Netflix series Inventing Anna. Though she was
released from prison, in twenty twenty one, annasor Can found
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herself in ice custody for overstaying her visa. She now
remains under house arrest in New York while fighting deportation
to Germany. But if she's under house arrest, my question is,
why is she on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Yeah. Yeah, you're supposed to stay in your home if
you're in the house arrest exactly. That's why they call
it house arrests.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
And did she at least decorate the ankle monitor for television?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Some litters blinged out.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Put some streamers on it and stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
Well, State Fair, Texas starts a week from tomorrow and
they're still uncertainty about its knew restrictions on gun odors
at the fair. Now, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton says
the Fair is violating state law by banning license to
carry holders from bringing guns into the fair grounds. The
state Fair is run by a nonprofit organization and the
property is owned by the City of Dallas. Now because
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its city owned property, Ken argues that both parties are
violating a state law. Hell yeah, meanwhile, yeah, and the
Fair is standing by their ban. They are folding their
arms and standing tall about this up against the state
attorney general. Both sides are expected to be in a
Dallas courtroom this morning, where a judge could issue a
ruling immediately. Experts expect that the ruling is to be
(44:38):
appealed no matter what. The State Fair of Texas announced
that licensed gun owners legal to carry would not be
allowed to carry inside the fair this year, and it
implemented the new gun policy following a shooting last year,
although the suspect in that case was not a licensed
gun own oh no, he was noted points. Dozens of
Republican lawmakers called for the Fair to reverse cops, and
(45:00):
when they refused, Patson quickly sued the City of Dallas,
claiming the city is responsible for its rules on property.
This will all come to a head, hopefully later today.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
We'll see what we will see. He won't wait. Looks
like Pete did. His new home for the foreseeable future
is prison. The federal judge in New York has denied
him bail. Sean Buffy Colmes pleaded not guilty yesterday in
New York to sex trafficking, racketeering, and kidnapping charges. He
also offered to put up fifty million dollars in bond,
(45:33):
wear an ankle tracking monitor, and limit his movement to
New York and South Florida, but the judge said, oh, hail,
no did He is facing life in prison if he
is convicted on all charges.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
So the p stands for prison?
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Did he? That is? That?
Speaker 6 (45:50):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (45:50):
It does now? The Flugerville ISD teacher accused of breaking
a kinder gardner's fingers was arrested yesterday. Court record every
one year old Mackenzie Merrill was arrested and released the
same day. She is charged with injuring a child. The
affidavit says surveillance footage from the day of the injury
showed Merrill with her left arm around the child's shoulders
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and led him outside by his right hand. Two teachers
say Meryl told him the child hit her and kicked
her in the shins, but this was not seen on
the surveillance video. Merrill said the child was trying to
pull away, but she wasn't pulling too hard and she
didn't recall him, saying that he was hurt. Dante and
to bathe more. Their son recently started kindergarten at Flugerville
(46:34):
Elementary School. He's five years old and has autism. On
September fourth, they noticed he wasn't acting like himself in
school took him to the hospital. Doctors found fractures on
his ring and middle fingers. The case was sent to
Child Protective Services and Pluggerville is Ist Police for investigation.
The teacher claims self defense. Oh oh, this kid was
(46:57):
gonna beat you up about five. I know he's five
years old. If you can't whoop a five year old,
what's wrong with you? And Interstate thirty five six thirty
five has reopened after a truck spilled chicken and alligator
parts yesterday all over the road. Delicious Thanks God said.
A truck lost part of its load of chicken and
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alligator parts on I six thirty five towards I twenty
westbound before the one seventy five rim. The spill was
reported around four thirty pm. The lanes were closed until
the freeway we opened about nine o'clock last night. Chicken
guts and alligator guts now bloods. A hazardous materials crew
was called out and they fixed it up. Dallas Forwar's
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classic rock a Lone Star ninety two five thirty eight special. Who,
by the way, are playing tomorrow night at Billy Bob's
Texas in the.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Historic Ford Worst dock Yard. That's right.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
They always put it on a good show when they
come to town. Okay, who want our tickets? Go see
Kathleen Madigan on Saturday. Wayne And from.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
The most pirate infested North Texas community, there is the colony.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Oh, I thought you were gonna say, argyle no.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Our garland garden barless. Why did I mention it was
talk like a pirate day. I bet you won't do
it next year, right, I won't. I won't let it slide,
y'all forget it? Okay. The National Toy Hall of Fame
is floating the idea of inducting Balloons Balloons Balloons has
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never been inducted into the Toy.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Is that a toy?
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Really?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Well?
Speaker 5 (48:32):
Kind of praise For their versatility and universal appeal, Balloons
made the list of twelve finalists being considered for the
honor later this year, alongside their first time contenders, including
the trampoline Love It and the party game Apples to Apples,
That Was a Fun Day. Yes. A panel of expert
judges and the public will vote on which of the
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finalists will be inducted in November. This year's nominees also
include the best selling Choose your Own Adventure game books
Yeah Missdot that encourages readers to plot stories, Hess toy
trucks which have signaled the holiday seasons since nineteen sixty four,
Remote control vehicles, and the stick horse, Oh Yeah Horse Again.
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Rounding out the list are the game's Phase ten sequence
and the Pokemon trading card game My Little Pony Figures
and Transformer Action Figures, which both debuted in the nineteen eighties. Now,
fans can vote for their favorites from now until Wednesday
at Toy Hall of Fame dot org. The three toys
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that receive the most public votes will make up a
player's choice ballot that will be tallied along with ballots
from twenty two historians and other so called experts. Last
year's inductees were baseball cards, cabbage patch kids, the Fisher
Price corn popper that you screwed along the floor and
if possible, and Nerve foam toys. The National Toy Hall
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of Fame is inside the Strong National Museum of Play
in Rochester and New York. In case there must be
a bunch of toys they have missed, huh, I'm sure
there are. One of the toys was a stick stick,
because when you're a kid, a stick can be a sword,
it can be anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
The next will be a box.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
Yeah, an empty box. Empty box, Well, that can be
a toy, I know.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
I used to make forts out of them.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Well, a big box that could be a.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Fort, yes, or a playhouse for your barmie.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
Well, they don't care what we think anyway. I just
thought I'll let you know.
Speaker 8 (50:38):
Hey, Lone Start ninety two five is your home for
TCU football. And this Saturday, the horn Frogs travel from
Fort Worth to Dallas for the one hundred and third
Battle for the Iron Skillet. They're gonna face off with
SMU and you can hear it live starting with the
pregame show at three pm.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Only on lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
You know, sometimes you hear garbled lyrics on a song.
I used to think he was saying running down and drinking.
It's running down a dream, But for some reason I
put an extra syllable in there or my mind?
Speaker 8 (51:18):
Did I think it was your mind? I think you
wanted to be drinking when you heard that song.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
Well, what's different from many other times?
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Okay, Oh thank god. Tomorrow's Friday. Our last shot at
Experience Hendrix tickets at seven point fifty and your last
shot to see Kathleen Madigan at the Majestic Theater on
Saturday night. That'll be at eight forty. And Kathleen Madigan
is going to give us a ring tomorrow a little
after eight. So don't you go away. But now let's
(51:47):
talk time wasters.
Speaker 8 (51:48):
Okay, So up on the Bow and Them show page
at long Star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Today, the Eagles have released.
Speaker 8 (51:54):
A statement on the death of their occasional collaborator JD. Salther,
and we have that statement up on our page that
you can check out. They say we lost a brother,
a friend, a brilliant collaborator, and the world has lost
a great songwriter. They also wrote that JD. Souther was smart.
He was talented, well read, and in possession of a
wicked sense of humor. He loved a good meal, a
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good movie, and a good martini. And he loved dogs,
adopting many over the course of his lifetime. You can
read that full statement up on our page. He was
seventy eight years.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
Old and he co wrote a lot of the Eagles'
biggest hits.
Speaker 8 (52:30):
He did, yes, yes, and you know he was supposed
to play Arlington Music Hall November sixteenth. Oh, he was
on the bill, but of course he has passed. Fans
of Rush may be able to make a pilgrimage to
a Neil Peart memorial in the very near future. The
memorial is to be built in Saint Catharine's, Ontario, Canada,
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where he grew up. Rush singer and bassist Geddy Lee
is behind this project, having donated a dollar from every
ticket that he sold during his book tour last fall
to support this memorial, and proceeds from Piert's last book,
Silver Surfers which is being published posthumously by his widow
on November nineteenth, will also be donated to the fund.
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We've got the video rendering of what the memorial is
going to look like. We've got that video up. Speaking
of Getty Lee, he's a huge Toronto Blue Jays fan,
which we just beat.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yeah, so he can't be happy about that.
Speaker 8 (53:26):
But he probably did not watch the game on TV
because he's not a fan of watching baseball games on TV.
Speaker 11 (53:33):
When I watch a game on TV and I see
that shot of the picture catcher batter confrontation and there's
all that advertising behind them, and they've exposed so much
more of the seating behind it, and I think that's
all to include the TV advertising. It's so ingregiously commercial.
(53:55):
I think it chiepens the home experience. I don't think
they would have lost by blacking out behind the catcher
and the empire so you can actually follow the ball
into the glove.
Speaker 5 (54:05):
Yes, but that involves money, yes, exactly, Getty money.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
And you like to make money too, don't you, Getty?
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Of course he does.
Speaker 8 (54:14):
Getty's Blue Jays face the Rangers this afternoon at Globelike Field.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
First pitch at one thirty five. Lots of other music news.
Speaker 8 (54:20):
To tell you about The Rolling Stones marking the first
anniversary of their latest album, twenty twenty three's Hackneyed Diamonds
with a two LP Blues Splatter vinyl addition, it's going
to be out December sixth. We have all that information up.
Can you believe it's been a year? Yes, and I
love that album. Ac DC's Brian Johnson joined Slash at
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these Sky Arts Awards in London earlier this week to
perform their cover of Howling Wolf's Killing Floor. We have
a video up of that performance. And Bob Dylan did
his last show on Willie Nelson's Outlaw Music Festival tour
earlier this week in New York, where he broke out
nineteen sixty five's Desolation Road for the the first time
(55:00):
since twenty eighteen. And what made this unique was he
tapped a tiny little wrench on his mic the entire
time he's singing the song, A little wrench, He's just
tapping on the microphone. If you want to see that,
we've got that up. And finally, a guy in Florida
tried to steal a Corvette but was surprised when he
got trapped inside the corvette because of the car's security system,
(55:24):
it'll just lock you ass He was locked in the car,
no way out. The owner came by and goes, my brother,
what the hell are you doing in my car? We
have the video off on the bone and them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 5 (55:37):
Then again we may fall anyway because this has been
a busy show today.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
No falling, I know, asleep, yes.
Speaker 5 (55:46):
Asleep, yes jumping falling? No no, no, no, no no no,
I'll flay up? Where my lesson? Diddy? Oh thank god,
tomorrow's Friday. Yeah. By the way, that's pronounced diddy. Did
he as in p diddy? I'm going to prison for
a long time lop sentence. Yeah, like Anna said earlier,
P is for prison now not puff. Yeah, how did
(56:10):
he think he could get away? Of course, we don't
know exactly what went on megalomania, But what is human trafficking?
Does that mean he invited some worees over that were
from another cord.
Speaker 8 (56:21):
And he was hiring underage and he was having people
take advantage of them, and then he would film it
and then he would blackmail people.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Oh yeah, it is.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
Very involved he is a real douchebagag.
Speaker 7 (56:37):
Did you guys hear what the Feds found when they
search warranted and came into his house and went down
the basement, like.
Speaker 8 (56:43):
A thousand bottles of baby oil and bigs.
Speaker 7 (56:47):
Breast milk, hundreds of gallons somewhere breast milk.
Speaker 5 (56:51):
Wait, breast milk.
Speaker 7 (56:53):
They found a big stash of breast milk in his basement.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
I'm not just trying to be funning on the bone
them show.
Speaker 8 (56:58):
I read that, and the bottles of baby oil is like, dude,
what exactly will you need?
Speaker 5 (57:05):
How bad do you need to grease up? How many
women you got here?
Speaker 8 (57:07):
And when they arrested him, he had all sorts of
drugs on him.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Party drugs, party drugs. Ekest to see things like that?
Speaker 5 (57:16):
Damn, I didn't know that was true. Isn't crazy? There's
probably gonna be some other juicy details from Oh this
is all you're scratching the surface. I think I'm rich.
I'm above the law. No you ain't, no, no, you ain't
go detail. Do not FASCO, do not collect two hundred dollars,
that's right, But you can collect a thousand bottles of
(57:37):
loub as you want you'll probably need it in prison. Yeah,
you will. In fact, they're not even going to sentence
him until a couple of months from now. Okay, coming
up next to our after show decompression session, well we
may talk about Diddy's dildos or whatever you talk about.
(57:57):
And tomorrow Friday, yes, we'll do our NFL pro picks
with Fox fors Mike Doocy, another installment of Hey Anna,
What's Happening? And of course we got Kathleen Madigan gonna
give us a call tomorrow around eight ten.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Bad ass. Yeah, I love that girl.
Speaker 5 (58:15):
She fun Is Hall years. Somebody asked if she and
Lewis Black were married.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
You have to ask her. I know that they dated. Yes,
they've never been married.
Speaker 5 (58:24):
Oh, ask her. All right, we'll see on the after
show and see on the show. Enough show tomorrow, I aye, Bye,
T time
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