The Bo and Them Full Show - Poo Volcano Eruption. WUslap: Topless Bar DJ Guy. Comedian Ali Siddiq Calls the Show! Sep 30, 2024 (Ep 1233)

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
All right, kids, how about we start with a little
variation on a thing.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Let's do it alright, rock and roll, the rock.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
And roll, but they just go rolling on a long time?
The world alone had dad. Yeah, the late Great, The Killers,

(00:48):
The Killer Jerry Lee Lewis would have been eighty nine
years old today. That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Ball.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'll tell you another little fact toy. That's Jimmy Page
on there playing guitar. Dan even more, how.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Bright you didn't put your foot up on the console
and pretend like you're playing, or sut.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
My piano on fire. If I burn this control, I'll
be paying for this for the rest of my damn.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I could point the finger at somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yes, how they're doing? Everybody? All right? Here is the
last day of September. Wow? Is it just me? Is
it is this year moving by faster than other years?
So fast? I am? I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I think it picked up speed as soon as your
knees started to heal too, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, yeah, Well that being said, that also messed up
my foot. Fine, or it's just I just misstep. I'm
just misstep. Roberts.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hey, let's see what we're celebrating today. Ask a Stupid
Question Day.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh that's every day around here.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, that's one of the reasons that Ask a Stuff
Day is so much fun. A few sources claim the
day was created sometime in the nineteen eighties by a
group of teachers at a time when teachers are trying
to get students to ask more questions in the classrooms. Yeah,
and now question a stupid question, So I'll just go ahead.
That also Chewing gum Day.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Love chewing gum.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
All right, It's all good and tasty until you get
gum stuck in your hair. Oh yeah, gotta get a
big clump of it cut out, so you look like
you either got ringworm or you looked inside a blender
too far away at.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
The bottom of your shoe. I hate when that happened.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
What's your favorite bubble gum? Uh? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'll go wild Chair, double bubble, look wild Cherry Bubblicious.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I always really like that. Is that the same one
that used to have the little comics inside of it?
That was Bazoop?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's yeah, I'm like the green Apple and the.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Great I eat the whole package. It is International podcast
Day now. Everybody who owns a microphone and some headphone
as a podcast, even us, even our after show decobrationation
doesn't accomplish anything or make anything better than it was,
but we do it anyway. After we finished the show.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Chi, I meet somebody every day that says, oh yeah,
I have a podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh yeah, I've got a podcast. Don't you wish who
had one?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Should brag at this juncture though, that the Bow and
Them Show has just under four thousand podcast episodes online.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
And I talk to people that have a podcast and
they only do it once a week for like ten minutes.
That ain't gonna make it a headway.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Now we do ten a week here, baby, National Love
People Day.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, it depends on the parson.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Thank you. Yeah, very true.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's orange shirt day, Orange shirt as long as it's
not a burnt orange shirt. Sorry you don't like that.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
How about those longhorns this week?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I thought they'd kick some asses. Yeah, International Thunderbird's Day. Okay.
Remember that kids show where the characters were marrying nets
and they flew around in flying cars in spaceship that
came out in nineteen sixty five. It was a British
show and it still looks as goofy today as it
did back.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
So Thunderbird's Day is about them and not about the
people in the plane.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
No, no, not about the plane flyers.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well, and then Thunderbirds was the model for the South
Park movie Team America World Police.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
And Thunderbird is rotgut wine seabird. If you don't care
about your inside. It's National hot mulled Cider Day. And
you said, what is mold flighter. It's a cider that
is simmered on a stove at a low heat, with
spices and possibly some brown sugar. Cinnamon sticks and full
clothes are the main spices usually added to this side.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
And it's great if you go skiing, that's right. And
it's National Extra Virgin Olive Oil Today, and it's true
you get extra virgin olive oil from really ugly olives appear.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
All is that you'll get it later.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, I got it, all right.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
We got sports of all sorts coming up him. Oh,
we got Ali on the show.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yes we do.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
He's gonna be calling in and Judas Priest ticket yeah away.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh. In the late great Chris Chris Christofferson passed away,
so it's gonna have something to do with that to
give away to judis.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh okay, cool, that's at seven fifty.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yes. Oh and first weekend of the State Fairs tradition
on this show that we play the TCU girl that
vomited on the fair ride. Oh so we'll do that
this morning. Yeah, buddy, everyubbody ready, Yes, sir, let's kick
this bitch in the high gear. Let's do it. You're welcome. Well,

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bigger the cushion, the better the push.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's what they've said.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Come on, long start ninety two to five. Hey, it's
six thirty a tight for sports of all.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sorry, brought to buy the will Height Law Firm. Injury
lawyers go to will Hide wims dot com.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
The two best AFC teams not name the Kansas City
Chiefs faced off for a blockbuster Week four match last night.
After a thirty five to ten win on Sunday Night Football,
the Baltimore Ravens made it pretty clear they're above the
Buffalo Bills after an ass kicking performance. I mean, Buffalo
just can get anything going. Bill's quarterback Josh Allen was

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held to potentially one of his worst games all season.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Pretty sad.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, yeah, but let's talk Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys have
a two to two record after a twenty fifteen win
on Thursday Night Football against the New York Giants. We
all saw it. However, the price paid could be really
high for Micah Parsons and DeMarcus Lawrence. Although Dak Prescott
and Ceedee Lamb delivered on offense, a huge improvement came

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on the other side of the ball. After being dominated
by the Saints and the Baltimore Ravens, who we were
just talking about, the defense finally found a way to
stop the running game. Now in a blockbuster matchup in
Week five of the NFL, the Cowboys will visit the
Pittsburgh Steelers. Hate them are old Nemesis and Super Bowls
in the seventies. Dun Dun, dum oh, and yes, I

(07:09):
will play that song about the Pittsburgh Steelers a little
later on in the week, however, head coach Mike McCarthy
could have a lot of trouble on the depth chart.
DeMarcus Lawrence will go to injured reserve after suffering a
right foot injury in the game against the New York Giants.
He is looking at the fourth eight week absence as
he recovers. According to multiple sarcees, now Meanwhile, Michael Parsons

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was carted off the field in the fourth quarter of
the game with the Giants because of an ankle sprain.
Although the defensive star thought he would be ready to
face the Steelers, a report from Ian Rappoport says the
rehabilitation will definitely take longer, so we'll probably be without
him when it all happens.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I hate hearing that.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I know I do too.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Let's talk some college football. Josh Hoover threw for three
hundred and fifty six yards and the three touchdown. J. P.
Richardson No, not the Big Bopper anyway. He returned to
a second half point eighty nine yards for the go
ahead score, and TCU pulled away to beat Kansas thirty
eight to twenty seven on Saturday at Arrowhead Stadium. The

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horn Frogs improved to eleven to one against the Jayhawks
since they became conference rivals in the Big Twelve twelve
years ago. Horn Frogs shut down Kansas quarterback Jaylen Daniels,
who was fifteen of thirty four for one hundred and
seventy nine yards with the touchdown and a pick. Jayhawks,
who have lost four straight, are playing their home Big
twelve games at the home of the Kansas City Chiefs,

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and their current losing streak may have been a big
reason why there were plenty of empty red and yellow
seats there. Up next, TCU returns home to face Houston
on Friday night, and we're going to be out on
Frog Alley before the games. Don't come out and say hello,
I did outstanding.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Kevin Jennings passed for a career high three touchdowns and
Kobe Wilson returned one of three SMU interceptions eighty two
two yards for a score as the Mustangs beat Florida
State forty two to sixteen Saturday night before a sellout
crowd in their acc debut. Former President W A. Dallas,
resident of forty right down the road from here, performed

(09:14):
the pregame coin toss and then promptly went back to painting.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Success.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
And I'll tell you what. His paintings are not that bad.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, they're not not at all. I get to wear
I can't see the numbers real well. That was.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
The Mustangs four hundred sixty seven total yards floor sixty seven.
That's the most gained this season on the defending conference
champions Seminoles Florida State has lost at least three of
its four games for the third time in coach Mike
Norvel's five seasons. SMU leads the FBS the Football Bowls
Subdivision with five non offensive touchdowns this season, two interceptions

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returns and two fumble returns.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh in one punt return too.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Next up, SMU is going to play the first of
three consecutive ACC road games against Louisville this coming Saturday.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
AH, and let's talk about the Mean Green North Texas
race past Tulsa in its opening game in the American
Athletic Conference place Saturday, made a statement that it will
be a force to be reckoned with Chandler Morris continued
to excel while throwing for four hundred and thirty nine yards.
There's some big numbers going up here. Unt's defense allowed
just a field goal through three quarters in the Mean

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Green rold to a fifty two to twenty win. I
think that deserves another time. Yeah. Unt is now four
and one on the season, its best starts since twenty eighteen.
The Mean Green have a by next week that coach
Eric Morris said is well timed for his team, which
is beaten up after a tough five game stretch to

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open the season. Then there was Levon Moss. He was
banged up and bottled up with number twenty four Texas
A and Yeah, a little tet off for the Aggies,
please if you don't mind. Three points down in the
fourth quarter of the final scheduled neutral site game against
Arkansas at the home of the Cowboys, the Southwest Class. Yeah,

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three straight carries covering forty six yards triggered their winning
drive and yet another victory for the Aggies over the
Razorbacks at At and T Stadium, also known as Jerry World. Now,
the Aggies beat the Razorbacks for the twelfth time in
thirteen meetings since joining them in the Southeastern Conference in
twenty twelve. I know Arkansas Dave is probably licking his wounds.

(11:34):
You know. Nine of those victories for Texas A and
M came at AT and T Stadium against the alma mater
of the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Now, the series, which
started with a fifteen year contract the year Jerry opened
his football dream home in two thousand and nine, it's
set to move to campus sites full time, so Jerry
won't have games there. I don't know when that starts,

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but Texas A and M hosts number eleven Missouri next Saturday.
Oh and Anna's Texas Longhorns beat up on Missippi State.
Oh yeah, that's it. That's I want to help. That's
all I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Not even how arch man he did.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
So you know how I feel about Edges Longhorn.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Hook them up.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
They can line up and kiss my ass in sequence.
Break it up. You two go to your corners. Even
play some music while they do it. If they want,
I'll play the Aggie warded Oh that hurts out?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
You ready to talk some baseball? Nathan Neiovaldi didn't have
to pitch yesterday. The Rangers were out of the postseason
picture and a six man rotation had already been in
place for a few weeks, setting him up to only
pitch once over the final road trip of the season.
But Max Shirts are landed on the injured list before
the Rangers left for the final trip, freeing up the
final day of the season for Eovaldi if he wanted it,

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and according to Rangers manager Bruce Bochie, Eovaldi always wants
the ball. The Alvin, Texas native, and what is likely
his final start as a Ranger, tossed seven scoreless innings
in Game one hundred and sixty two, as the Rangers
shut down the Angels eight to nothing to complete the
twenty twenty four season with a sweep in Anaheim.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay, now I have to ask this y had nothing
to do with the Rangers. Did the Chicago White Sox
break the record for the most losses in Major League Baseball?

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Well, you know what.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
They won yesterday they beat the Tigers nine to five.
But on Friday, the Chicago White Sox, well, they entered
the record books as one of the most nf teams
in sports history. They lost their one hundred and twenty
first game of the season, setting the Major League Baseball
record for most losses in a single season since nineteen

(13:43):
oh one, when that record was.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
First set nineteen oh one.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
At least they won yesterday, though.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, Okay, you know, I don't have any bad feelings
towards the White Sox. You know, I just since they
were so close, they're going down in infamy, and I
just wanted to make sure they did it.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah, White Sox Baseball do take a bite, don't she. Yeah,
believe it or not, you guys, my dreams is a
fat ass divorced at are true. There is such a
thing Virginia as a World Pizza Championship. Yes, yes, are
you all ready to go drink some beer and get
really big.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
The World Pizza Championship? Yeah right, we need to fly
the whole show to this event next. Oh man, you
actually tried some of that.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I did, and the first couple of zips it tastes
like pickle juice. So the first couple of zips weren't bad.
But then after halfway through the cup, okay, too much
pickle juice.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I actually like pickle juice, but I don't want my
beer to taste like No, I want my pickle juice
to taste like pickle juice and my beer to taste
like my beer.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
You don't want to drink half a glass of pickle juice?

Speaker 4 (14:48):
No, no, no, you were a trooper even for drinking half.
Anna and I also made us a really cool video
out of the State Fair, and we're about to post
that on the lone Star Facebook page this morning.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
All right.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
So, the so, the World Pizza Championship. It comes from Italy, surprise, surprise,
and it gathers tens of professional pizza makers from all
over the world, and the most impressive challenge of the
entire contest, the pizza tossing.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Really cool to watch.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's a bit of an acrobatic event along with culinary
right involving you know, tossing that pizza dough up in
the air and getting that perfect circle. These contestants are
true masters tossing giant pies in the air or even
spinning them on their fingers like basketballs. And there's even
check this out, guys, they're synchronized dancers performing with pizza
dough at this event.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
That's awesome, awesome, that's stupid.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Hell, I want to go to this and party at
it and have a good time. People who attend regularly
say it's a really cool thing to watch. These guys
and gals go all out to take on the title
of best pizza maker in the world. The winner gets
a trophy and free pizza, of course, as long as
he holds onto the title. Once a champion loses a match,
they have to pay for their pizza into the champ

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reclaims his or her type.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Ah, now we know that's why we call it sports
of all sorts.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
A great farm work out, all right.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
The freaking fool File next time, Dallas four Worst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five coming up and
is gonna give head lines from Hollywood. But now it's
time for the freaking fool file. Now, this story I
think is a couple of years old, but I just
now found it, so it's new to me. An ambitious

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mother who wanted to set a unique Guinness World record
gave her daughter a one thousand, nineteen letter name, which
resulted in her getting in a two foot long birth certificate.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Are you serious? Why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I don't know. I mean, the poor girl when she
has to write her full name is going to take
her a day.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
How would you even pronounce it?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
It's now the world's longest name ever recorded on a
birth certificate and pretty much impossible to pronounce. But then again,
that was basically the point. The mother who gave her
daughter this incredibly long name was on The Oprah Winfrey
Show and told Old Miss Oprah that she wanted to
set a Guinness World record and at the same time

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make sure her girl had a unique name. That's a
little too.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Unique, Yeah, just call her unique.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well, yeah, one thousand and nineteen letters in her last
name and the time of the show aired for the
first time a couple of years ago. Staff needed to
create a special graphic just to show the young girl's
name on the screen. If they didn't, her name would
have blocked out the whole screen. But what really stunned

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both the audience and viewers at home was the girl
who went by Jamie recited her full name flawlessly, and
it took over a whole minute for her to do
it twenty seconds. Yes, don't even get any of us
to try, because we ain't gonna attempt something like this.
Our lips will fall off.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
A birth certificate as long as a CBS receive yes,
give you a long ass.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Okay, here's a great story out of China. Cars are
built to handle all sorts of natural hazards like rain
and snow, right, but a liquid turd geyser is not
one of them. Excuse me, Yes, forget lava from a volcano.
This was pooh from a pooh cano. Motorists on a
busy highway in China encountered crappy traffic conditions pardon the pun,

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when a newly installed sewage pipe ruptured and caused a
geyser of sewage to shoot more than thirty feet in
the air like old faithful Damn. Suddenly a huge brown
cloud of human waste formed over the road and rain
down on cars. You can actually see the form of
the turns. Pedestrians and bikers all ended up with this

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goo on them. Extremely nasty and it's stunk to high heavens.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
You have to call it doo googoo.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
The explosion of Kaka came around eleven am last Wednesday.
Is newly installed sewage pipes in non In, China suddenly
ruptured and exploded. However, several vehicles sustained dookie damage from
the sudden, stomach churning explosion. The explosion likely occurred when
construction workers attempted a pressure test on the newly laid
pipes and didn't check the pressure as good as they

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should have. In other words, they did a really crappy.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Joh there, yea hey.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
If you want to see the video, we have it
up on the Bow and Them show page at lone
star ninety two five dot com. Go in to around
the thirty one second mark.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Ye for the real it's pretty disgusting. It is. It's
pretty disgusting.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Okay, for all of you who struggle with headaches of
all sizes, shapes, and flavors. Here's an interesting item, although
a bit X rated for you, a possible relief. X
rated diy heres are being used to battle headaches.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
And how and what are the tools?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
That's that little vibrating thing that's tucked away in a
lot of your nightstand drawers out there? About eighty two
percent of American women own a vibrator of some sort,
and they're now being used in a different way.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
And it's.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Gifts.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh yeah, okay, you don't throw gifts.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
No gifts, I get it, I don't you know.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah, vibrators are tools against the battle of the migraine. Apparently,
now while the big O might be satisfying towards headache pain,
people are applying the sex toys directly to their heads.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh and it's supposed to take yeah head ache away. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Acts like a massager, I guess, and it eases the
pressure and the pain from the migraines. There's a lot
of tension, a lot of muscles up in your skull area. Uh,
gotta get it any way I can. One desperate user
rode on Reddit, where they admitted to using their hitachi
wand vibrator cleaned. We certainly we hope to ease their
migraine pain pressing it on their forehead between their eyes.

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Other redditors vowed to try the unorthodox at home method,
while some say.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I do this all the time. He was talking about men.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Often reaching for their partners vibrators on occasion to also
find a remedy.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh, I hope they were cleaned. And a UK man
who ate a festive ham sandwich at a Christmas market
he was visiting with his family five years ago, claims
that the snack has been causing him uncontrollable flatulence ever since.
Tyrone Pradees claims that hours after eating the sandwich he

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had a bunch of bad stomach cramps, fever, vomiting and
then of course diarrhea and was even bedridden for five weeks.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Oh bless his heart, damn jees.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
That alone sounds like an awful experience, but it was
only the beginning of his troubles.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh, it opened the floodway.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Ever since that fateful day, the forty six year old
man has been suffering from regular and uncontrollable farts that
cause him embarrassment and stomach noises that wake him up.
In the middle of the night. He also says it
has ruined his social life because he now farts uncontrollably
without warning at any time. That's the worst. He doesn't

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even know it's coming until it's already there. Five years
after he ate the sandwich, Pray to Ease is suing
the owner of the food stall he bought it from
for two hundred and forty three thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, I think he deserves more.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I think that's a dollar for every part. I don't know.
That's horrible. Alright aheadline from Hollywood coming up, y'all.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
And Judas Priest is headed to North Texas. They're going
to play the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory Saturday, October
twenty six, And we have your tickets all this week.
Coming up around seven to fifty. Bo you're gonna play
what fraction clickers?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yes, and it has something well I'll explain later.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay, that's coming up around seven fifty right here on
the Bow and Them show on Dallas Sport Words class
rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Jellifor's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. I played
that song just because she mentions Brigette Bardoux. She just
turned ninety years old.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Have you seen a picture of her? She looks really
good for night because.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Come here, girl, he pickles us out. Let me get
this call boy of them show, Good morning bo. How
are you today? Oh? I've been worse, so I can't complain.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Oh well, I quit complaining. People laugh at me, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Tired of that. I hear. Yeah, So you were.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Talking about that girl with one thousand weathers. Now, this
dude didn't have a thousand weathers in his name. But
when I was nineteen, I met a Simoion. Everybody called
him Tuck. He said he didn't even know what his
full name was until he joined the navy. His first
name had twenty six leathers in it, and he says,
I can't even pronounce it. That's why they called me tough.

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All he had ever been old was Tuck. When he
filled out his paperwork at school in Hawaii, he said,
that's what they put down for his name was to Uc.
It was the first three letters of his name.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Why do people do that to their children? I had
that's kind of a form of child abuse if you
asked me, But you didn't, So I'm just saying I agree.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well, you know, I asked him about it, and he says,
I'm Samoan. We all have big names like that. Damn dear,
no vows at all in it. I couldn't. He wrote
it out in the sand for me because it was
one of those people on that out at the beach
when we had a party every weekend, and he wrote
it out in the sand. He said, Yeah. After I
told my full name, I found out how to spell it.

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He said, I spell it every now and then when
I've just got nothing better to do.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh, man, why do you want to give your kid
name like that?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
All right, let's find out what's happening. Oh, it's time
for Anna to give some good head.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
All right, what's got saved? Right? Run it down, baby,
run it down, okay bo.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
As you know, Hollywood is mourning the loss of several
stars from over the weekend, including Chris Christopherson.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
I know.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
He passed away on Saturday at the age of eighty eight.
No cause of death has been announced. He passed away
at his home in Maui, Hawaii. Barbara streisand He's co
star and a Star is Born, took to social media
to share a heartfelt tribute, writing the first time I
saw Chris performing at the Troubadour Club in la I
knew he was something special. Barefoot and strumming his guitar,

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he seemed like the perfect choice for a script I
was developing, which eventually became a Stars Born, one of
my favorite movies movie. Other stars paying tribute Sammy Hagar,
Dolly Parton, Melissa Ethridge, and many others. We have those
tributes up on the Bow and Them show page No
as Yes, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
He wrote a bunch of songs that were popular by
other people, like help Me Make It Through the Knights. Yeah,
and me and Bobby McGhee because Janis Joplin had a
great hit.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
And they were involved, weren't they? Yes, Yes. Also passing
away over the weekend, John Ashton, best known for playing
Detective Sergeant John Taggart in the Beverly Hills Cop moviesgart
opposite Eddie Murphy and Judge Reinhole. He passed away over
the weekend. TMZ reports that he passed after a lengthy
battle with cancer. He was seventy six, and he's best

(26:34):
remembered for Beverly Hills Cop, but he has a Huge Residence.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, he did. John Hughes filmed like Some kind of
Wonderful and She's having a baby in Curly Flue. I
remember him from Midnight Run with Robert De Niro and
Charles Growthy.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Remember he was the bounty hunter that was after Robert
de Niro's Catches, and he was on TV a lot.
He made appearances on shows like Colombo, Wonder Woman, Mash
Starsky and Hutt, Dallas, and Law and Order Special Victims Unit.
But a bunch of people have been on that.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I know other stars who passed away over the weekend
days of our live star Drake Hoguston, who played John
Black on the daytime soap for years. He died of
pancreatic cancer on Saturday, the day before his seventy first birthday.
It's been said that on the TV show Friends, when
Matt LeBlanc's character Joey played the role of Drake Ramore

(27:27):
on a soap opera, his character was based on Drake
Poguston Friday. Of course, we lost one of my favorites.
Maggie Smith.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
You starred in Sister Act with Whoope Goldberg, also Downton
Abbey and Harry Potter. She was eighty nine Harry Potter.
Maya Rudolph returned to the Saturday Night Live stage to
revive her Emmy winning role as Vice President Kamala Harris
Will shows Milestone season fifty premiere. Comedian Jim Gaffigant was

(27:56):
spot on as Harris's running mate Tim Waltz. Dana Carvey
returned to SNL for the first time in eight years
to play Sleeping Joe Biden.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
He was awesome sniffing Maya Rudolph's hair. James Austin Johnson
reprised his role as Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. All
in all, they were all equal opportunity insulters, with no
one coming out unscathed. Including Spirit Halloween.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
We don't see a jet end town. We don't see
in abandoned Kmart. We see a spirit a Spirit Halloween
because they're always, you know, taking over other stores around
this time of year too.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
I saw me and on social media over the weekend
where Jerry World became a Spirit Halloween after.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
I saw that after we lost to Green Bay. Speaking
of SNL, former SNL and Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeika's
I had to beg fans to back off during a
recent outing in LA. This was over the weekend. He
was leaving a comedy club in LA around nine point
thirty on Saturday. There were about fifteen to twenty fans
asking for his autograph and they started chasing him to

(29:14):
his car. And there's a video on TMZ of this.
He said, you guys are scaring the blank out of
a getaway. And that's your head lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Thank you the booing them show lone Star ninety two
to five. You know what we were talking about, Chris christoffers
and passing away.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Did you know he was from Brownsville, Texas? Yeah, that's
your neckad.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Award, that's right. He was a valley boy.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
And another movie we didn't mention that he was in.
Remember Burt Reynolds and him in Semi Tough. Oh yeah, yeah,
that was a funny ass movie.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
And I just rented Convoy like a month ago, and
he played the rubber Duck.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
That's right, he was the rubber duck.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
And our boss just watched Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Yeah,
I was in that with Ellen Burst.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well. Uh, to win these Judas Priest tickets at seven
fifty it has something to do with Chris Christofferson. That's
all I'm going to tell you for now. But now
it's time for the educational Possible show. Listen and learn
this time for did you know? Did you know the
Empire State Building has its own zip code? No way,

(30:25):
zip code is one oh one one eight, its own
zip code, his own zips. I don't know. Don't ask me.
I don't have to explain this stuff. I just bring
your taste that big I guess. Did you know pez candy?
You know pez candy old dispensers. They were invented for
a specific purpose, Okay, to help people quit smoking. When

(30:49):
you get the urgent, I'll just pump winding thing in
my mouth.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
D Did it work?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I don't know. Oh you know what I was thinking.
You meant is like that stuff.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Comes out of a hole in your throat, So it's
a motivation not to end up with a hole in
your throat from smoking. Oh oh yeah, that makes more sense.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I'm an overthinking son of the you are, Yes, you are.
Since it's an election year, how about some presidential facts?
All right? Did you know President William McKinley always wore
a red carnation as a good luck charm. He believed
if he ever took it off, he would have bad luck.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
Well.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
While greeting a crowd in nineteen oh one, he took
it off and handed it to a twelve year old
girl named Myrtle, saying I must give you this flower
to another little flower. Minutes later, he was shot by
a man in the crowd.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
He should have never given out flower.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Here's some more. Presidents these days have so many ways
to communicate with citizens. You know, got the media, cabinet members,
foreign leaders. They can make a phone call, send a text,
fire off an email, or post a message on various
social media. Just think of what presidents of the nineteenth
century he had to contend with letters, couriers, and telegraph messages.
In eighteen seventy seven, Rutherford B. Hayes became the first

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president to have a telephone in the White House. In fact,
inventor Alexander Graham Bell installed it himself. That's in the
mansion's telegraph room. President Hayes loved the technology, but didn't
receive many calls because there weren't any telephones back then, except.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
So nobody could do a prank call on him. Is
your refrigerator running.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
In fact, the only other telephone with a direct connection
to the White House was the Treasury Department. The phone
number was from the White House. If you wanted to
call the White House, you dialed one.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
That was please press one.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
These press one for just about everything, BALLA Force, Polassic, Rock,
lone Star ninety two to five. Coming up, our first
pair of Judas Priest tickets for this week. We're getting
away all week long. They're going to be the pavilion
that toileted Music Factory. The twenty sixth of October.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
It's a Saturday.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
No, it is now just in time for Halloween. Oh
ho ho ho, that's a different I know. Yeah, I'm
just seeing if you all are paying attention of yourself already.
It is time for the morning wake up slap here
for Monday, and we always do this one when it's
the first weekend of the fair. This is about a

(33:29):
call of a cheerleader who went to the fair with
her friends and they got real drunk. She got sick
on one of the rides and apparently the carneie, the
ride operator, felt her up as he was helping her off. No, well,
just listen, you'll care how bizarre. This really is. This
girl lives with a roommate and they go to TCU.

(33:53):
They went to the fair, got real drunk. One of
them got sick on the ride, and the guy that
helped her off kind of copped him a field the carney. Yeah, Carney, Okay,
Sindy's on the phone. Sindy, Yeah, go wake your room
made up? Now, what do you want to do the phone?
Just just take the phone in there. You're on a
cordless phone. Yeah, okay, take the phone in there, wake
her up and say, uh, what's your name? Rebecca? Rebecca? Say, Rebecca,

(34:17):
you've got a phone call. Here, take this.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
Okay, I'm going into her room. I'm going up to it.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Let's see Rebecca.

Speaker 8 (34:27):
Okay, still sleep, I'm just gonna go.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Up to be Okay, go up to wake room.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Hey Rebecca, wake up, No, no, no, no, just you got it.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Rebecca. It's me.

Speaker 9 (34:37):
You have a phone call.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
I said, it's important. Okay, okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Well Hello was this Rebecca? Yes, Hi, Rebecca? How are
you today? You're feeling better?

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Who's this? Uh? This is a Lance on the boss
with a hot sauce. That was the DJ on the ride.
That you rode at State Fair the other day? How
you doing this?

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Is the you'r DJ from.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
A ride DJ from THEE Do you rubber riding the
vominator the other day? Yes?

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Oh my god? Are you like you're one of those
people that are the ride operator?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I want to go faster? Now? Do I sound familiar
to you? You want to go faster?

Speaker 7 (35:22):
How did you excuse me the way?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
What do you say? You want to go backward faster?
What do you say?

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Okay, yeah, I remember, I think I remember that part.
But I just how did you get my number?

Speaker 8 (35:33):
Well?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I got a number from a friend of yours. I
just wanted to go out to make sure you're you're
feeling okay because you got really really sick on the ride.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
I've definitely felt better, but I just wanted to know
how did you get my number?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I got your number from your friend from let me
see what her day was, so I think I think
it was Cindy, your roommate. I just talked to her. Yeah,
that Cindy is the one that gave it. I got
your double from Cindy after.

Speaker 7 (35:59):
You, mesmere, Why did you get this guy my number?
I'm so kissing you that's not even funny. I was
sick and you gave some guy my number. Maybe that's
a really that's a really thing to do. I don't
go around giving your number to strange guys. I didn't
even like I don't even remember.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
This guy that Well, Rebecca, I think you should me
because I'm the one that helped you off the ride
and help hold your hair out of the way while
you were wolfing your cookies.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
And I really don't want to talk to you right now.
I'm really I don't. I don't really want to leave
that well. I want to ride in being sick. I
don't want a ride operator having my phone number, but
I didn't give it to you.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Well, I'm only going to be in town for a
little while. Then I got to go back to my
regular job at the topless bar ASJ and I was
just wondering if maybe we could.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
Go at a topless bar.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes, I was wondering if maybe we could go out sometime,
and maybe I can go.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
I really don't think so I could go.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I could go slower or can you.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
Please come here for a second. Seriously, are you playing
a joke on me or what?

Speaker 8 (37:04):
You know?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Rebecca Rebecca. Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca, I was just when I
helped you off that You're not fake? Are you? You're
absolutely one hundred percent natural Larcha. Excuse me, yes, absolutely
natural Larchia.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Okay, excuse me. I don't know who you are. That's
pretty step that you were touching me when you're supposed
to be helping me off the ride. Well, actually think
that because of that, I'm going to give you my number.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
It was an accident. I got your double phones city.
Can I talk to Sundy for a minute?

Speaker 8 (37:37):
There?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Can I talk to Sunday? Let me just talk to
Sunday for a minute, Sindy, can you please stage this.

Speaker 7 (37:45):
Guy wants to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Well Cindy, yeah, Okay, tell her say I think you
should really go out with this guy, and then give
her the phone back.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
Rebecca, I think you could really go out with this guy.
Are you playing the same It's kind of cute.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
You haven't had a date in a long time.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
To take the phone back right now, Rebecca, it's it's
a bone. You wouldn't date a guy like that. Are
you insane? Listen? So I am not going out with you.
Oh you're weird, and I think you shouldn't be taking
advantage of girls.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh come on, there's no way that I'm going to go.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
Out with you that you felt me up when I
was smelling out.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
This was an accident.

Speaker 7 (38:22):
You need to get a life and maybe a real
job instead of working at a ride operator and working
at a bar.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
So hey, well there you go, Bindy.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
I'm so pissed off at you. This guy, it's a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Rebecca, Rebecca, what if you just listen to lone Star
ninety two to five in the Bow and Jim show,
you wouldn't have gotten caught like this.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
What does a radio have to do with with what
you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, Rebecca, it's Bow and Jim at lone Star ninety
two to five. Your friend Cindy set this call up.
I'm not a topless bar DJ, but to play one
on the radio.

Speaker 7 (38:57):
My god, are you serious?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
So sick?

Speaker 6 (39:01):
You are dead?

Speaker 7 (39:02):
You are You're dead. I'm not doing this. Girl is dead.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
This is war.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
I'm not kidding. I'm gonna be calling you guys up
and asking some like a hit man to go on
a date with her.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Listen, listen, if you just listen, if you just listen
to the show and wake up early enough before you
go to classic taste. Ay you you wouldn't have gotten.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
Yeah, I can't get up. I can't. If you guys
were like recorded or whatever, then maybe, but I can't.
I'm not an early morning person.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Hey Rebecca, yeah, you are so dead.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Kidding You sounded more like the duff Man.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Nola's Bors Classic. We're on a lone star in ninety
June five Judas Priest coming to the pavilion that Tokyo
to music Factory. It's on a Saturday. Yes, it is
October twenty six, and we're going to play the game
fractioned Flickers. Now, I'm not going to ask you the
name of this movie. It has something to do with

(40:08):
Chris Christopherson. Okay, you got to tell me something else.
I'll go ahead and tell you what you gotta tell me.
I want to know Chris Christofferson's character's name in this movie. Ready,
and you're gonna know exactly what the movie is.

Speaker 8 (40:27):
In the world of rock music my.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Mind, he was wants the best, but he was burning
out fashion and sent me how until he met I
believe I wanted more than success.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I'm suspector.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Don't you want to.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
That's not your point, So we should do it together.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Look, I never thought I could married again.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
You'd be lucky to have me.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
I now pronounce you, man, I'll kill you.

Speaker 8 (41:10):
I'm never gonna die purpose.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
A Star is Born. I don't want to do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
We'll then fight for Mela because if.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
You keep walking, elate you int you forever.

Speaker 9 (41:32):
I love you.

Speaker 8 (41:33):
Esther Barbara streisand Chris Christophers.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
A Star is Born.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I love that movie.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Why am I not surprised? My god?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
The best movie? I like that Star is Born? Better
than the Lady Guy Lady?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah, yeah, And remember Gary Busey was in that movie.
He played his manager and was always given him coke
before he went on to say, a perfect role for
Gary Busey. All right, you should have had time to
look up the answer by now two one four or
eight one seven seven eight seven one N I want
to know. Chris Christofferson's Character's name in that movie is

(42:17):
stars Bore. Let's see this should be easy bone them
show what is the answer. What was Chris Christofferson's character's name? Robert? No,
I don't think the movie had that bad of a budget. No,
it would be cool to hear Chris Christofferson say your name, though, Yeah,
it would be cool. Well, not anymore. I can't do that.

(42:38):
I'm sorry. He passed away now, so sad, but he
was eighty eight. Bon them show, all right. Chris Christofferson's
character's name in that movie is John Norman Howard. Yeah,
Howard is right?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
With one more look at you?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Okay, okay, all right, we got it. We got We
know you love the movie and the bill, John Norman Howard. Okay,
who is this? This is John from Grapevine. I thought
you were gonna say, John Norman Howard. Yeah, okay, hold on,
John from Grapevine. We'll hook you up with your Judas
Priest tickets.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
I thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
I didn't think it'd be that hard.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
No, what a wonderful tribute to play that, Chris Christofferson.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
And you know, yeah, I figured somebody had time to
look it up till I knew we'd get an answer
sooner or late. It really was a great movie. Coming up,
we're gonna talk to our old friend Ali sad Dick.
He's coming to town and we're gonna have him on
the horn here in just a.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Few And if you haven't made your way out to
the State Fair of Texas and want to go, but
don't want to spend the dough, like Bo likes to
say to me. Listening next hour, when Bo and I
opened up the lone Star ticket window and give away
another family four pack of tickets to the State Fair
of Texas, we'll do it around eight forty right here
on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Lone Star ninety two five rock and Roll banded is
You don't get more rock and roll from a Maryland
barking more unless it's Texas. All right. This guy's been
a friend to the shows for a while. He is
coming to town. Let's see Friday and Saturday.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Saturday and Saturday.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
While I was closer at the Majestic Theater, say hello
to Ali Sudik.

Speaker 8 (44:10):
Hey are you calling?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
In all the interviews, oh he always sounds like he
just woke up until he starts laughing.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
How you doing, man, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Absolutely, ain't nothing to it. We're just trying to do
it now. Ali Sudik is coming to the Majestic Theater
in Dallas Saturday and Sunday. Now you're taking a short
break from your I got a story to tell tour.
Is there any stories that you haven't already told us
on this stupid show.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
It's so many stories I haven't told. Oh, I'm back
telling some more stories.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Man, Well, Jesus, can you regale us with a short
one right now?

Speaker 8 (44:57):
This needs about me being a father and parenting from
the position that I'm parenting from now. My mother's parents
are from a place of frustration and you they can
put our children on punishment. I can't put my kids
on punishment. I've tried, you know. It goes something like this.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Don't don't let me catch on that phone.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Don't don't get on the phone. Then fifteen minutes later, Hey,
look up the restaurants from me and see you telling
me out to be on my phone.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Said, don't use your phone for your stuff, use it
for my fuff.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
See that's just a good thing when your son helps
out the father. Don't you know.

Speaker 8 (45:38):
He's supposed to be on punishment. Man, it don't work.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Maybe his punishment is to call and make reservations for you.
That's a good way.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
That's that's the new pleasurement. You about to be my
secretary for the next sixth weeks have been.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Going down now why is this special that you're going
to be filming at the Majestic in Dallas called my
two sons? When you have a son and a daughter, Yeah,
where'd the other son come from?

Speaker 8 (46:02):
I have more than a son and a daughter. I
have several daughters and two sons. Yeah, one of one
of my sons I can donate a kidney to another one.
I'm gonna have to buy one for.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Well, that's what dad, you're for. And you know what's
really tough is when your kids actually move out of
the house and all of a sudden, you're an empty nester.
That's what me and Deborah going on.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
No, I want to be close to an empty nesty
because these boys got to go. The daughters they can
stay the whole time. My son. It can't be two
kings in this counsel. You don't want to be a
friend or a duke or a lord. You want to
be the king, don't. I don't be not doing it.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Well, that's when Dad has to yank a not in
their ass and say this is how it's gonna be,
not how you like it exactly.

Speaker 8 (46:54):
So I'm gonna tell the stories to these fathers of
a man father. It is a is a great time.
It's a good experience if you have fun with it.
But if you if you're trying to be rigid in
parents and like your parents were, it's going downhill. Get
ready for a runaway.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, I did some things that got me an ass
whooping several times, and look how I turned it. Okay,
Well that's a bad example. Never mind.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, Ollie, haven't you been able to scare your son
straight by telling them prison stories?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Man?

Speaker 8 (47:30):
None of it bobs them. They're like, well that's not
my life, dad, that was those were your full parts.
My kids many they don't care nothing about my pants.
They don't even look at you. I can get scare
some people with that. Hey listen, you got to listen
to me.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
And they like, man like right.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
Now, I just told them kids not to go outside
running barefoot. I look at that window. They're out there
running bad seeded. See if aren't they don't respect me.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Sometimes you have to let them step on a sticker
or a piece of glass to say, see, I told.

Speaker 8 (48:01):
You, no, I'm wait till they step in some of
that dogfoop, I guess, And that's when I'm gonna I'm
not helping.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
I'm not get the water hole.

Speaker 8 (48:10):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
That's why you can't come in the house after you've
been playing until we do a foot inspection.

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Whole foot chick. Let me see the shoes, let me
see your body. Ever got you got? There's that dudo
on your short.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
You know, because of you. Every time I walk into
a Kroger, I think of you. I thinking myself, this
is Kay Roger, not Kroger.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Kay Rogers, and well the big mouse mickeys. That's another
thing about my oldest son. My oldest son never knows.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
Why he got fired. Very irritated. He can get a job,
get fired, but he never knows why they file him.
It's always the people is against me.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
They fire they hired you to be against you. I've
always known why I've gotten fired. I've never not known
why I've gotten fight, but he never knows.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
But sometimes you get fired for no reason at all,
and you want to punch somebody. But then again you
say nope, nope, I'll then right back up in jail
if I do that. Yep.

Speaker 8 (49:20):
Well, but my son man has a CDO license, they
can't find a job. I'm confused. And every time I'm
driving I see why drivers will who wants to drive.
I see all this stuff, but he can't find a job.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Well, I'm sorry you don't come into town early enough
to be in the studio because you've been in here
so many times. But Ali Sadik at the Majestic Theater
Saturday and Sunday. If you hang around, you're more than
welcome to come in the following Monday. But I doubt
you will because I know you're on tour.

Speaker 8 (49:51):
I want I may come in and go through them calls.
I still want an old student.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, you go right ahead, our old buddy A Lisa.
Thanks for calling, man, We'll see you when you get
to town.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Than having the bow in them show Dallas.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Forrest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. By the way,
in the eight to forty ticket window, more family four
packs of tickets to the State pair of Texas running
now through October twentieth, and went what over the weekend Saturday?
Tell me about the mustard beer.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
It tastes just like pickled juice. And when I first
had a sip, I like pickle juice. I was like,
oh this is good. I'm very yellow beer. Halfway through
I was like, okay, I've had enough.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Yeah, I mean, you can only drink so much pickle juice. Yes,
and I do like pickle juice though, but it was
a lot, not in a big, old, huge cut.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I would prefer if they gave you a splash of
the Fletcher's Mustard beer and then fill out the rest
of the glass with just regular, just.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
A nuance of it.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Right, all our winners again this week of the state Fair.
Tickets also get flat corny dolls with their tickets, because.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
We've got to get you at least your first quartery door.
Let's feed you, well man. This Hurricane Helene was no joke.
At least eighty four people are dead and is expected
to rise. Crews are still trying to reach areas in
North Carolina cut off by flooded roads. The western mountain
city of Asheville alone has reported thirty deaths and much

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of the area was out power or selles. Service. Agencies
from across the country are helping with the effort, including
some from here in North Texas. The group Texans on
a Mission is preparing to leave today to help people
in north east Tennessee. Teams of up to sixty to
one hundred people will deploy for up to two weeks
at a time. The group will bring essentials for grocery efforts,

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like you know, mobile kitchens, showers, and maybe some mobile
laundry units. First responsors from the Lone State who are
members of the Texas A and M Task Force one,
are also deployed to help those impacted. The eighty person
crew is on their way to Georgia for a new
assignment after spending the last few days in Clearwater, Florida,
helping other FEMA teams access structural damage.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I mean that is horrible looking at the pictures and
so many homes just completely demolished.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Oh man, I know so sad.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Former Dallas police officer Amber Geiger remember her well. She
is now eligible for parole though. Amber Geiger is serving
a ten year sentence for the murder of Botham John
in his Dallas apartment back in twenty eighteen. John was
Geiger's upstairs neighbor. She claimed that she mistook him for
an intruder when she walked into his apartment instead of hers,

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and shot him dead. The shooting sparked protests and Dallas
and caught attention around the country. Amber Geiger was sentenced
to ten years in prison in October of twenty nineteen,
Dallas County District Attorney's office told the Dallas Morning News
it is protesting Geiger's release on parole. Texas Border Partons
in parole would have to grant parole in order for
her to be released early. She is currently in the

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Patrick L. O'Daniel Union in Gatesville, Texas, about forty miles
west of Waco. If she is not granted parole, her
projected release date is September twenty ninth of twenty twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
I mean, it is what it is, five years on
a ten year sentence.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Someone You go into an apartment that looks just like
yours from the outside, and you think the guy, couldn't
you recognize the surroundings when you walked in. Weren't in
your apartment.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Like the entrance. I'm wondering, was there like no difference
between the entrance to your apartment and his apartment? Is
just very very sad.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
And does she just leave it unlocked all the time?
She didn't try her damp exactly?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Very bizarre, weird, very sad.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Well, the face of the Georgia grown peanut is back
in the news right on the eve of his one
hundredth birthday. Oh Jorrett talking about successful farmer and businessman,
Georgia governor, American president and Nobel Peace Prize winner Jimmy
Kaw And he has lived a life that has afforded
him status and power. Yet the thirty ninth and longest

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lived US president turning one hundred tomorrow, was never quite
the insider that his accomplished resume might suggest. It is
a reality that gets obscured by many of the tributes
that have flowed since Carner entered hospice care early last year.
The Democrat Garner's praise not only for his longevity, but
his achievements in government and as a global humanitarian for
decades after he left the White House in eighty one.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
He had a rough four years in the White House.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
But he's still with us, and we hope that he'll
make it to his one hundred birthday and beyond. He's
the only president that's ever been on this radio show.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
He was on this show years ago as the only
president we've had. That's cool. I wanted to get Bill
Clinton longsil I could do Bill Clinton right back. It
just wasn't meant to be. Here's a name I can't
say without throwing up in my mouth, a little Alex
Jones in for Wars. Media business is going to be
all off. So the extreme far right jerkoff conspiracy theories

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can make payments to the victims of families of the
twenty twelve Sandy Hook shooting as part of a one
point five billion dollar settlement at Houston, Judge's ruled info
Wars assets, including its social media accounts, copyrighted material and
trademarks owned by the parent company Free Speech Systems, will
be liquidated in November. Additional info Wars assets, including studio equipment,

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will be sold at a later auction. And it couldn't
happen to a bigger, worthless, total prick.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
In my opinion, what he did was just so cruel
to those families after they lost their children, to say
that it was all faith and he.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Was doing it for his own gain, just so people say, oh.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Maybe absolutely horrible what those families had to go.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Unfortunately, that kid, Adam Lanza, what he did was very real.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
I hope you end up living in a ditch somewhere,
you jag off. Sorry, and I can't stand in son
of a bitch. A youth director at a Denton church
has been arrested in charge with possession of child but
not again.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Oh my god, it wasn't in the water.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
You just can't trust anybody in the clergy. They're all
looking like perverts. Sixty three year old Craigstone was arrested
and booked into the City of Denton Jail last Tuesday night.
Stone as the youth director at Wildwood Church of the Nazarene.
Back in August, police say apparent and their child reported
Stone was taking part in inappropriate behavior with teenagers. All

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detectives went through their investigation, teens told detectives about the
possible sexual images of children on his computer. A male
team also told detectives that he had been inappropriately touched
by Stone. And these are guys men of the claw
that are supposed to stand for something, role models.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, they're sure making those drag queens look better exactly.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Oh and you were worried about the drag queens reading
stories to your kids, h non No, Police say Stone
admitted to touching the victim and having naked images of
another male victim. Stone is in the City of Denton
jail and I hope his days there for a long time. OOO.

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Baracuda oOoOO artists will join forces for performances at twenty
twenty four Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction ceremony.
Slash and Sammy Hagar will be a part of this
lineup group celebrating Foreigner. They will join pop singer Demi

(57:37):
Lovado and Red Hot Chili Pepper's drummer Chad Smith for
a performance the Mick Jones led group We don't know
if Mick's gonna be there or not, because sometimes he
shows up, sometimes he doesn't, which finally earned induction after
more than twenty years of eligibility. This just shows you
that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is slowly
trying to pull their head out of there. Ask but

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it's gonna take a little while.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Maybe next to your sticks?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah maybe so what a concept. Peter Frampton, who memorably
helped induct Sheryl Crow at last year's event, he is
a twenty twenty four inductee. The Who's Roger Dalter and
country star Keith Urban will perform in celebration to Peter Frampton.
I don't know what song they're gonna do. Dua Lipa
takes the stage to honor share Smoke show, Yeah It's It.

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Cherer will also perform. Meanwhile, James Taylor will join country
stars Kenny Chesney and mcinally in celebrating the late Jimmy Buffett.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
In a year, It's so hard to believe.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Julia Roberts, who shared or Start in the music video
for two thousand and five's Dreamgirl, will help induct the
Dave Matthews Band. Also, the twenty twenty four Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony will take place October
nineteenth at the Rocket Mortgage field House in Cleveland. The
event will stream live on Disney Plus at six pm

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OUR time and will be available to screen scream on
demand afterwards. Highlights from the event will be broadcast during
a TV special title twenty twenty four Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. Boy, they didn't have to
think about that one, did they.

Speaker 9 (59:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
That is airing on January first of next year on ABC.
That's chen late to you and me.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Maybe we can get Mike Doucy to do his share
impersonation again for us.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Oh, don't even do that. He's probably least listening right now, going,
I gotta get out of town.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
On midday man, they meet the cowboys are playing.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Sorry, Oh yeah, I gotta go, We gotta go.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
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Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
They'll knock you you tomorrow. Rock this time a recond machine.
I love him, Bo Roberts has Mickey, I'm rocking, Okay, Monday. Well,
we're starting out the week on a weird foot, aren't we.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
I know, but it's nice. It's nice having you back.
You were in Colorado over the weekend to see your grandson.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
No, I didn't bring y'all anything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Back, man, Okay, you don't have to bring us back
any souvenirs that would get us in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Shit, man, Well we never got around to go and
that's oh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
It was all about the grandson, about the grandson, damming.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Okay, alrighty, let's talk about some time wasters here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
What do we have, Annabelle, Well, this is what we
have up on the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two five dot com of course, the
World of Music Morning. The loss of singer, songwriter, award
winning actor, and activist Chris Christofferson. He died Saturday, September
twenty eighth at his home in Maui, Hawaii. He was
eighty eight years old. They have not announced what he
died of, but he was eighty eight. I don't know

(01:01:10):
if he had had some health issues or not.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
I remember an article, I think it was a Rolling
Stone article maybe a year or two ago, where there
was something lightly dementia related going on with him and
he was treating it with medicinal and herb medicine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Again, he was eighty eight, yeah, yeah, yeah, so age
related dementia possibly, you know. But he was surrounded by
his friends and his family when he passed. He was
born in Brownsville, Texas. On June twenty second, nineteen thirty six.
He's a balley boy, just like I'm a valley girl.
Christopferson was a Rhodes scholar. Now see, I did not
know that smart man. He entered into the military at

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the urging of his father, who was a major general
in the Air Force. After an honorable discharge, he moved
to Nashville, and he worked as a janitor at a
recording studio while he pursued a career in songwriting. He
got his big break when Johnny Cash recorded his song
Sunday Morning Coming Down. Many of the songs that he wrote,
including me and Bobby McGhee were, you know, became classics

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sung by other people as well. And here's Christofferson in
an old interview marveling at the success that he'd had
in his career.

Speaker 9 (01:02:22):
It's kind of awesome to me that I was able
to make a living during what I loved, and that
I was able to succeeded something that for a long
time it didn't look like that I had made the
right choice.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I do remember him and Semi Tough with Jill Clayburg
and Burt Round That was a good movie.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
In that same interview, he was asked to pick his
favorite song.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
It's very difficult. If I had to pick just one,
probably be Bobby McGhee. But I'd hate to have to
pick just one among your children.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Chris Christopherson also had a very successful movie career, appearing
in more than ninety films, including Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore,
Semi Tough, and A Star Is Born with Barbara Streisand,
for which he won a Golden Globe for Best Actor.
Playing the name of his character boh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
John Norman Howard, how I had a brain fart there?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Well, that was the answer. So you wouldn't have won
the Judas Priests.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
No, I wouldn't have cheated on myself. How do I
do that? Use my left hand?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Other time wasters. Other time wasters up on the page. Today,
September thirtieth marks the thirty fifth anniversary of Neil Young
performing Rockin' in the Free World on Saturday Night Live,
which he said was one of the few of his
rare TV performances that he actually liked doing, so we

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have a clip of that performance up on our page.
While Young himself didn't perform the song over the week,
and a couple of other artists who often break out
into Rockin' in the Free World during their shows did
so over the weekend, including Pearl Jam, and we have
that performance.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
On I'm Just sorry that I missed Saturday Night Live.
There they're opening of the new season.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Oh yeah, season fifty fifty years.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Can you believe it? Man? I saw the bit where
they do the Kamala Harris and the well, the President
Joe Biden, Biden, they did all the characters.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
They sure did.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Equal opportunity in Soldiers Dahha's Where I Go. In other
Neil Young news, he is celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of
his album On the Beach by releasing a special reissue
and that's going to be out November eighth. We have
all that information up. And another video is out from
the upcoming reissue of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Long
After Dark. It's a clip for the French TV version

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of Between Two Worlds. Long After Dark is due out
October eighteenth. But if you want to see that video,
we have that up. And finally, we talked about this
on the Freaking Fool File Bow they're calling it pooh cano,
like a volcano, but instead of lava it's pure pooh oh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
It's just as disgusting as you think it is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
It shoots thirty three feet in the air, splatters all
the traffic below with poo. And it happened in China
last Wednesday. If you want to see what a pooh
cano looks like, check out the video on the Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Well a long time between the bathroom break. What am
I supposed to do? Well? Now, wait a minute. If
she used to be yours and now she's his, maybe
you were a prick.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Okay, well maybe wasn't that good of a friend?

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
That's true? Yeah, I mean if your best friend takes
away your best girl, that's an ass.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Whoof Yeah, it's not the boy Scout coat of honor.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
No, the hell with both of them? Yeah, you know,
I think I still remember the boy Scout oath on
my or I will do my best to do my
duty to God in country and to obey the Scout laws,
to help other people at all times, to keep myself
physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight. Huh. I don't

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know why, God I remember that from my boy Scout day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
You were right on the money.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Are you reading it? Yes? Okay, how about the Scout Laws.
A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean,
and reverend.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Nothing about in there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
H oh, well about once I got into boy Scouts,
they said, maybe we want to add that one here.
Don't forget you got to hold up three fingers. Coup
Scouts is two fingers, no comment, and when you're in
your classroom you salute with one finger. Oh lord, this
is getting all in all psyche and stuff, because well,

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it's our first show of the week, and sometimes the
first show of the week. It's the wall right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Away, and it's the last show of September. Tomorrow was
the first day of October. Getting ready for Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Oh yes, now you know funny you should say that
when Halloween comes around. I like to start the show
with an intro, and I like to use some of
the old old movies from sci fi movies and horror
movies from the seventies, yeah, right time, from the sixties.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Yeah, some classics.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Oh yeah, so I'll be pulling them out of my ass,
I mean pulling them out of retirement. And see if
we can get those on, and I may have one tomorrow,
who knows, who knows? So up next is our after
show decompression session. Well, we'll just sit here and run
our guns for a little while, which is pretty much
what we've been doing all morning to tay it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Kind of like a review of what happened over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Yeah, I know something that happened over the weekend that
I was upset that I didn't get to see it.
Saturday Night Lives fiftieth anniversary shows so on.

Speaker 9 (01:08:05):
It really was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
I was just watching their weekend update and they're opening
where there was Kamala Harris. Yeah, Maya Rudolph playing Kamala
Harris and she did that before. I think she was
kind of like an Emmy or something did yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yeah, And Jim Gathigan was spot on a Wallas oh yeah.
And just so no one gets their painties and a
bunch they were equal opportunity insaulters. Nobody was safe.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Oh yeah, the Red and the Blue got a beating
on SNL and that's as it should be, totally equal
opportunity piss off. So we'll see on the after show
decompression sasion and then we'll see you on the show,
not show tomorrow for a toy box Tuesday. All right,

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make sure you tune in and be kind. If you thought, okay, okay,
we'll see you tomorrow, we'll see on the empty show
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