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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Oklahoma. Let's choose a mascot and nickname. Any ideas?
How about schooner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, this is as fast as we can do it.
Our stage is shaved like a hatchet. Let's how about
the hatchets?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Any good ideas?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Cowboys too late? Oklahoma State already got that one. Oh
we gotta go Indians. Oh that's perfect, yeah, Engines, Oh boy, No,
can't say indians.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Well, this is eighteen ninety, so it's probably fine.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Schooner, Boomer, schooner, shooner, Boomer schooner, Boomer shooner, shooner, Boomer schooner.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Is he having a stroke? Boomer sooner?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Could be the fight song? Right now?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We need a mascot, right, we'll do the song later
sooner I just said later. I think he means our
nickname will be Sooners.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, and we'll say Boomer sooner.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Why it's something about people that settled in our lands originally,
I don't know. Nobody will ever know or care. What
about a mascot like a frontiersman. Well, maybe some of
your dresses up like a horse costume, you know, but
a horse that stands up on two feet has bangs
like a middle schooler.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And what will his name be? Well, we'll have two Oh,
let me guess, Boomer and Sooner. Yep. Oh, they can
pull a schooner, a scooter schooner.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, Boomer and Sooner. We'll pull the Boomer schooner. The
guys who aredressed up by courses now real ponies. People
will sit on the schooner wagon pulled by the ponies
and they'll run out on the football field. Yeah, that
seems pretty dangerous. I mean, what if it tips over?
That won't happen. Boomer schooner Sooner Sooner Boomer.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Oh, yeah, it is Texas. Oh you weekend on Them show.
I'm lone Star ninety two five, and I can get
away with that Texas fight song because Bo is not here.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I think at this point even Bow has to admit
the Longhorns are licking pretty fierce.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, but anytime they face oh you, it's a different
game altogether. Friday morning, everyone, it is the Bow and
Them Show minus Bo. So it's Anna and Ao again today.
Both had foot surgery on Wednesday, so he's out yesterday.
He's gonna be out today, but he is expected back
on Monday, and we can hardly wait. Now, we're doing
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kind of a streamlined version of the Morning Show today again,
but we still have lots to give away.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
We do at seven fifty one last Chance at Jefflin's
Elo show that's coming up one week from today in
American Airline Center.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It is called the Over and Now two or this
could be it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I don't know. Yeah, if they need more money, they'll
go back out on tire.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And if they're health holds up, yeah exactly, we'll see
what happens. But we've got four packs with corny dogs
to the State Fair, and we are going to do
those again next week. But nonetheless be ready to jump
and win.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Today, as usually, we'll be opening up the lone star
ticket window around seven fifty and again around eight forty
for those tickets. Also today, what are we celebrating, you
might ask, Oh, boy, here we go. Today, October eleventh
is National Sausage Pizza Day. Okay, it's also National Pironi's
Disease Awareness Day, which seems to go hand in hand.
(03:03):
I think awareness's disease. Oh so when your sausage is
a little crooked, Oh okay, National Spread Joy Day, It's
National Come Out Day, and it's World Egg Day. Another
reason I'm sure that Bo is out. We're gonna have
sports of all sorts to talk about coming up here shortly.
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And of course we've got a Cowboys game at Jerry
World in Arlington on Sunday, Texas oh U game tomorrow
at fair Park. And then of course the freaking pool
file coming up before seven o'clock this morning. So that's
a lot it is. It's gonna be another busy morning.
It is Friday, So thank you so much for hanging
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out with us. We're gonna do the morning stretch right now.
What do you say? Okay, I kind of forgot it yesterday.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh and everybody say hello to Jim White's cardboard head on.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
The Facebook camera.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
We love you, Jimmy. All right, let's get this Friday started.
Phil Collins on Lone Star ninety two to five. It's
the Bow and Them Show with Hannah and Ao Bo
out again today. But look at the time. It is
time for sports of balls. Sports brought to you by
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dot com.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay, let's hear it for.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Your Dallas Star. Dallas scored three.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Goals on consecutive Shanson the second period to hold off
the Nashville Predators four to three. Last night in Nashville
was a season opener for both teams. Mason Marshmont scored
two goals in the win, while Rupe Heince and Jason
Robertson each had a goal apiece. For Dallas, Logan stank
Covin had three assists. Now the key moment of the
game last night came when Dallas broke open a scoreless game,
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scoring two goals nineteen seconds apart. Early in the second,
Rupy Hintz put a rister over Wedgwood's shoulders stick side
at two o five. Then hint set up Robertson for
the two to lead at two twenty four. Up next
for your Dallas, Darze started a three game homestand tomorrow
night they're gonna face the New York Islanders at the
American Airline Center. Punk Tomorrow drops at seven pm.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Feeling good about our hockey boys and the Dallas MAVs.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I got faith in you guys too. Let's go.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
The Dallas MAVs kicked off preseason action Monday night against
the Memphis Grizzlies, and no Dallas was missing nearly half
of their roster out in the contest due to a
variety of reasons. Last night, the Mavericks got back Clay
Thompson and Kyrie Irving for their second preseason contest now.
This time around, they faced the Utah Jazz in front
of the hometown crowd at the Double ac with the
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MAVs ended up losing to the Jazz one oh seven
to one oh two, and as Thompson made his first
official debut in a Mavericks uniform. Now, even though it's preseason,
Anna fans were eager to see Thompson take the court
in the Dallas MAVs uniform for the first time, and
as Thompson drew heavy applause every time he scored despite
the arena not exactly being packed. Next up for the MAVs,
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they had to la to face the Clippers in another
preseason matchup.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
That game is coming up Monday night.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Thursday night football action. Last night, after blowing double digit
second half leads to the Rams and the Cardinals, the
forty nine ers held on last night to beat the
Seattle Seahawks thirty six to twenty four. But now let's
talk about our boys. The Dallas Cowboys made history in
last week's twenty to seventeen win against the Pittsburgh Steelers,
but not necessarily the good kind of history. It marked
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their thirteenth straight game without a one hundred yard rusher,
which is now the longest streak in franchise history. The
only team with a longer current streak is the Denver
Broncos at twenty two games. Cowboys gearing up to face
off with the Detroit Lions on Sunday at Jerry World
Kickoff in Arlington on Sunday three, twenty five, And speaking
of the Cowboys, Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott has confirmed
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that he has talked to Cowboy coach Is about his
role on the team. He says he is dumbfounded by
his lack of opportunities. This season, Ezekiel Elliott has rushed
for a career low three point three yards per carry
ninety eight yards on thirty carries. He's also caught just
six passes for thirty six yards. Meanwhile, Rico Dwtle, the
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team's number one running back at this point, has been
more efficient and more productive. He's rushed for two hundred
and twenty one yards on fifty one carries. And he's
caught eleven passes for one hundred and one yards. We'll
see if Zeke gets more action on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Zeke banging on the desk.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
The New York Yankees advanced into their eleventh ALCS since
two thousand with a three to one win over Kansas
City in Thursday's game number four, and the Cleveland Guardians
staved off elimination and forced a Game five with a
five to four win over Detroit's Tigers. Now the Yankees
are gonna go home. Now, they're gonna get a little
bit of sleep, and as the ALCS doesn't begin until Monday,
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the Guardians and the Tigers meanwhile head back to Cleveland
for Game number five tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Tennis star Rafael Nadal has announced that he is retiring
after the Davis Cup Final in Spain next month. The
thirty eight year old said, the reality is it has
been some difficult years, these last two especially he's been
playing in pain. Now I feel like I'm missing something.
What am I missing?
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yes, oh yes, Texas oh U game tomorrow. It is official.
Quin Youers is back. Texas coach steve's Arkisian announced yesterday
his senior quarterback would return to the starting lineup against
Oklahoma tomorrow. Yours has missed more than two games since
leaving Texas. Is a Week three win over UTSA in
the first half with that strained abdomen. The Red River
(08:41):
Rivalries one hundred and twentieth meeting tomorrow real quick off
at a different time than fans are used to. The
matchup is going to start at two thirty in the afternoon,
breaking away from the tradition of starting at eleven a
m which started back in two thousand and eight. Change
due to both teams joining the SEC see the conference
typically schedules its biggest games in the afternoon. That's the
(09:05):
change now. The contest will still be televised on ABC
and streamed on ESPN Plus. And there's a lot of
watch parties going on this weekend around the Metroplex, So
stick around. Coming up the Freaking Fool File here on
The Bow and Them Show on lone Start ninety two
to five. John Mellencamp on lone Star ninety two to five.
(09:27):
It's The Bow and Them Show minus Bo. It's Anna
Anna Ao and for Bo Roberts. Today. Bo had foot
surgery on Wednesday. He's going to be back on Monday,
but right now it is time for the freaking fool file. Normally,
a father teaching his son how to drive is a
rite of passage into adulthood. In Toledo, Ohio, thirty six
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year old dad Cleijuan Williams tried to do it with
his boy, who was far too young and while Dad
was far too inebriated. Allegedly, william ended up getting run
over by his nine year old son during this driving
lesson when he learned a hard way that his nine
year old boy didn't know the difference between the accelerator
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and the brave battle battle. Williams was taken to the
hospital and police say he was very intoxicated at the time.
The boy was uninjured, that's the good news, and probably
won't be behind the wheel of a car for a while.
As for Dad, well, he might be spending some time
behind bars.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Man A Night at the Opera is a really awesome
album by Queen and also it's reportedly sent one and
a half dozen audience members to the hospital due to
shock and nausea.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
During the experience.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yeah, from what they'd seen portrayed on stage in Austria
at a theater who debuted their interpretation of Florentina hold
Singer's sunk Tha And this was created over one hundred
years ago. Okay, so it can be pretty dark in
this modern stage presentation. There's a few explicit said lesbian
sex scenes. There's some real blood. Why real blood that
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the fake stuff's cheap? Right alongside scantily clad nuns. Hello,
something we can all agree on. Sounds like fun for
the whole family, doesn't it. The opera premiere on October fifth,
and all this trauma and medical attention was needed after
just two of their performances.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Oh my gosh, Okay, let's go to Liverpool, England, home
of the Beatles. In Liverpool, Carolyn Ashley was visited by
a member of the city council who expressed concerns about
the Halloween decorations in her yard. It seems a concerned
neighbor had reached out to the city council because Ashley's tubstones,
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body bags, and baby dolls looked too real. As to
not cause further offense, Ashley took the decorations out of
her front yard without incident, while pointing out how impressed
she was because this was the fastest that she'd seen
the Liverpool City Council do anything from here on out.
Ashley says the creations will be displayed in her garage.
(12:03):
This reminds me of the story of the guy Stephen
Novak in East Dallas, the artist. He had such a
gruesome display during Halloween that Dallas Police were called multiple
times by the neighbors. I mean, if you haven't seen
the pictures, you need to google it. Just google Stephen
Novak gruesome Halloween display. It happened during the pandemic.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Now, for all of you Pan Tara fans out there,
you probably know this. In New Orleans, Phil and Zelmo
of pan Terra fame is part owner of a really
messed up haunted house out in New Orleans. And they
use real dead game in it too, like a dead beer.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Peter hasn't called them.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I could go on and on, but I've actually got
a story for you guys here about a woman in
Britain and she's known as the most prolific thief. Back
in a familiar place again, and that's jail. Forty three
year old Tanya Little was arrested again for shoplifting, just
weeks after a court bander from all stores in her neighborhood.
Every damn store she was banned. Yeah, she got in
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that much trouble. They're like, you can't go into any
of the stools around here, anymole. Little has been arrested
more than four hundred times for shoplifting.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yes, she has problems.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Almost half of those are convictions, one hundred and seventy
two convictions. That's a lot of trouble. She's well known
to local businesses and the cops. She continues her brazen
shoplifting activities and just doesn't care. She disguises herself with
big hats sunglasses. She's even posted how to steal videos
on her TikTok.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Account smart woman, Yeah what a dumbass.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
One such video, she boasts about her thievery and she
lip syncs Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminals through the whole thing
What balls. On September twelfth, she received a civil injunction.
She was banned from all the stores in the neighborhood
except for pharmacies, clothing stores, and supermarkets, so she could
actually still get by a little bit. A few weeks later,
she was busted again for shop lifting. While appearing before
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a judge, she admitted to committing other crimes. She She's
been given a conditional discharge, which local businesses say sucks
for them because she's not going to stop stealing from
their stores.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
According to the store owners, I thought.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
It was bad that Jasper was banned by PetSmart for
getting any grooming services. This is worst to be banned
from all stores. Right Hey, stick around because we have
some great comedians lined up on the best of the
Bow and Them show that's coming up next hour.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Now.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
They're coining it the Over and Out Tours, so this
could be your last chance to see Jeff Lynn's ELO.
They're coming to the American Airline Center a week from tonight,
and if you want to go and don't want to
spend the boat, the dough or the Bow or the
Bow do they'll be listening, then be listening. Around seven
point fifty that's when we'll open up the lone Star
ticket window for your shot at those ELO tickets right
(14:52):
here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort
Worth's Classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
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Speaker 4 (15:02):
Anne and Nancy Wilson and great Health News Update she
wrapped up her chemotherapy and Ann and Nancy and Heart
are going to be touring in twenty twenty five the Hey,
It's the Bow and Them show and an aon for
Bo Roberts. He he had that foot surgery, so he
is recuperating. He'll be back on Monday. But before Bo
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found out that he was going to have to be
out today because of that foot surgery, we had lined
up so many visits with some of our favorite comedians
who were going to be coming up to hang out
with us today, including Phelippe Sparza, who is at the
Majestic Theater tonight. He has two shows. Bo had told Felipe,
if you get into town early, come up to the
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studio to see me. Well, I get a call from
Philippa yesterday and I had to tell him that Bo
is out and he's like, sleep in. Well, since Bo
is out, Felipe gets to sleep in. But you get
to hear the funny. This is from our visit with
Aelipe back in August.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Philippe is farther.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
What's up, fool, what's up, fool?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
How you doing Mane?
Speaker 7 (16:08):
I'm doing good.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Bro pulled any more jokes on Fluffy lately because you
used to drive him crazy, especially the one at the border.
That's my favorite story, he tells.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Yeah, I used to have more than that, but you
don't have to talk about those because he gets in trouble.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Well, we wouldn't want to get Fluffy in trouble now,
not at all. So how have you been lately? We
hadn't talked to you in a while because you hadn't
been to town in a while. But Felipe is coming
for a second show at the Majestic Theater Friday, October eleventh,
and tickets go on sale this Friday at Phelipe'sworld dot com.
(16:43):
You just international kind of guy, all that traveling you do.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Yes, I've been. I just stepped back from Europe and
I'm going to Australia tomorrow night to do a show.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Have you ever flown to Australia?
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Never heard an eighteen hour flight?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh, it's about twenty two hours.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
It's a long flight for your ass.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Long man, I'm trying to end up sleeping most of
the time.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, you say that, but it's so hard to sleep
on a plane. Anyway. I flew there one time, Me
and Jimmy flew and I took sleeping pills. I slept
for five hours, woke up. I still had eighteen hours
to go. I can't remember what it was all man.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
That's what upsets me sometimes, Like when you fall a
sleep on a plane and you still have a long
way to go. I follow sleep on a plane and
I woke up and I looked at the person active.
Did we just laugh? He said, no, we haven't left.
We're stelling a turmat. Damn that played well. I'm so
hot my window. My head was on the window. We
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were stewing the sun.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
So I understand you're working on your fourth stand up special.
My all time favorite I have to say is translate
this as a Mexican myself. I love the whole thing.
I'm not that kind of Mexican.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh, older, different kinds.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Oh yeah, man, I'm Mexican, but not like that.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yes, Oh okay, tell all about that.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, what is the that that I'm missing here?
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Once, once you come from Mexico, your first year an
immigrant here, yeah, and people could tell you an immigrant.
But then once you've been here a while, you assimilated. Yeah,
with your home you look different, But when you first
get here, you just don't know because you used to
dressing like you're dressed and seeing aaloa Like when I
see my cousins moved first move here, I was like,
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he's wearing soccer cleaves with a suits that tends to
just a little bit yeah, Or like Mexican people, like
they're dressed like the dress for a wedding at the zoo,
or their dress really with dress clothes at a baseball game.
But see, that's our father's fault. My father would drag
us on a church and take us somewhere without telling
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us we're going there. So of course we're dressed like
West Side Story, Disneylan.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
So you might have looked a little out of place,
but you had fun, and that's what's important for us.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Prom Night was every night.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Are you still doing your podcast? Your What's up Ful? Podcast?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yes? I have two podcasts. Now, have I want a
new one called History for fools? F oos?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh yeah, Well give me an example of history or fools.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Oh man. We did. We did the history of stand
up comedy, and we learned that the in the history
of stand up comedy, the first marquis that was ever
built and put in front of a theater fell on
top of the performer and killed him.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Oh that's actually kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Well yeah, not so the performer that design fell on though.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
I know he's out there admiring his name playing tonight,
and then the marquis falls and kills him, and then
they got replaced with a new comedian.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
So oh oh, so now you're laughing at a guy
who died, right and a bell Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Oh, we'll be getting calls about this.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Oh yeah, the Albuquerque crazy bitch and probably standing by
her phone right now.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Yeah. And the first the first person to do stand
up was during the Vaneville days. Before that, there was
never a host. There'll be a pretty girl come outside
and she just put up a placard that says now
performing the Three Legged Horse and the Juggler. But one
day they run out of cards and they couldn't find
the girl. So the comedian went up there and cancer
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and started doing stand up comedy and hosting.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
And the rest is stand up comedy history, where Felipe
Asparza is putting his trough two.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Three minimum please forward.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Didn't you used to be a security guard?
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Yes, at ups they got they fired me for unloading
packages into my car.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Well that's that kind of would get you a little repercussionist.
You did that?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
What possessed you?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
I don't know. I had a side job at FedEx.
I was fed up, bet.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Up at fed Ex, and that's where it happened.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
I'm getting older, though I'm getting older, you know. I
went to a doctor for a house check up. Listen Filippe,
I mean a stol sample, semen sample or blood sample,
and a urine sample. I said, doctor, you're lucky. I
got all that in my underwheeler.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Now seeing the doctor probably didn't get the joke.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
But then I said, wait a minute, say you're a dentist.
How bad are my team?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Felipe As Barza has a second show at the Majestic
Theater Friday, October eleventh. We're gonna come see your ass now.
You be nice to miss Annabelle because she's a fan
of yours.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Thank you, Miss Annabelle.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Take us available at Felipeesworld dot com. Congratulations two shows
at the Majestic Fancy.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Hell yeah, be there all the older ladies who I love.
I like older women. One time I was an older
woman during when we're making love, she says to me,
told me so, I thought it's reading her oxygen tank.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
All you had to do is just turn it off.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
She says, Hey, what's my name? Has to read her bracelet.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
It's great to talk to you again as always. Try
to come if you come in early, come in the studio.
We'll have a place for you.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Oh man, I would love to. I haven't been in
the studio since COVID.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I know, that's right, that's right. It's been a while
since you've been here. So we still got your chair
all ready for you, and we got all the butt
grease off of it.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
We'll have tequila for you.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I'm ready, man. I love classic rock man. I remember
playing I remember playing the guitar hero so much that
I got I forgot the lyrics to those songs. I
just know the what color to press? Yes, hearing iron
Man thinking green green, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
No, red clue and red to together.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
He's got it, he's got it. Great talk to you,
Filipe Felipe. As far as every body, thanks colling Man,
good luck, Thanks for Henry Brother.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You'll be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame finally a week from tomorrow, October nineteenth, in Cleveland, Ohio.
Foreigner on Lone Star ninety two to five. It's about
when them show minus Bo. So it's Anna and Ao Bo.
We'll be back on Monday. And it is a great
weekend for comedy. Not only is Filippe as far as
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in town playing two shows at the Majestic Time.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I shows you in one night.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yes, that's huge for congratulations Felipe and.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Jim Florentine is also in town this weekend. He's at
Hyenas in Fort Worth. He was gonna come and visit
this morning. He's a longtime friend of Bo and he's
been on the show so many times. Here is just
one of his many visits. Yeah, this is from back
in twenty twelve. Listen to him go off.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Oh yeah, bring some of that to me. You watch
him on that Metal Show. I believe this is who
we think it is.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Shillo, Jim Flanking too.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
You man good?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
How you guys doing?
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
When you're gonna come back and see us? Man been
in the studio and forever.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
I'm coming to Hyenas and Fort Worth.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I still watch you on that Metal Show and I
always wanted to ask you what is the worst guest
you've ever had on there? Because everybody seems fairly cool.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
I mean some you know don't open up. You know
a guy you know won't talk that much or gaus Well,
you know, let me is amazing from Othead. Yeah, and
he's actually, you know, kind of like a friend and
he's been on the show a bunch of times. But
he's tough to interview because he just gives one a
lot of one word answer.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, see that's what I mean, because I hate that too.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
See, you're a good guest when you come in here,
you come in and talk with us, and we get
some good stuff out of gym. Some people just I
don't want to be here, you know, they get that attitude.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Well let me he's not even like that, you know.
It's just look, he's British. You know. All those British
guys are cranky and coptails at him. They're just cranky people. Yeah,
but no, you know, we pull it out, we eventually do.
We just get it out of people and you know,
try to make it good.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Well, because you're such a metal fan, you know what
to ask those guys.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
That's true. If I didn't know, my god, where are
we going with this? I'm again anything, I'll be a
fanboy and come out with something.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Well, who's your favorite metal band?
Speaker 9 (25:05):
Black Sabbath?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Do you think they were the first metal band?
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Either them or Deep Purple?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
What about what about Blue Cheer?
Speaker 9 (25:12):
I was just going to say them too, you get
thrown them in the mix.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Definitely, yeah, yeah, Cactus Tactics.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
This, yeah, I mean you know there was there was
definitely some you know that pretty much laid the foundation,
and then Sabbath and Deep Purple might have just took
it to another level.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I would say, well, you got a new CD. It's
not really a CD, right, you got it on iTunes.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Right now, there's that actual CD two.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You found it by cleaning out your closet. You went, oh,
look at this.
Speaker 9 (25:35):
Yeah, it's basically like, yeah, I found my first comedy
notebook from twenty years ago, and I just did the
worst jokes that were in there, and I just go
in the studio and just read them, and they're really bad.
And if people like really bad jokes, I'd like to
hear someone in pain and suffer. They throw them. You'll
love it.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
So you have two hundred and twenty bad jokes on
this CD.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
Yeah, I counted them.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
So give us an example is one of your worst jokes.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
I broke my toe the other day and I couldn't
move it, so I called a tow truck.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Oh man, I can see why nobody would work. Great,
isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
I dated a secretary but she wasn't my type. Oh oh, oh,
I want. I went up to a deer from from
behind the other day, I pointing my finger in his
back like I had a gun, and go give me
all your dough.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Jim, stop it. Secretly, sometimes those terrible jokes make me laugh,
like the one the oldest joke in the book is
the guy goes to the doctor and says, Doc, it
hurts when I do that, And the doctor says, well,
then don't do that.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Yeah exactly. I mean some of them. You are actually
got to kick out it. But if you like, like
just really bad joke, if you like going to Joe
after every joke, oh you're gonna love to see days
all right, Like people aligned disease really ticked me off.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh stop it, Jim, you're.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Killing me one after another after another.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
They're real.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
I went for a job as a short order cook,
but they told me I was too tall.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
No, it sounds like maybe the danger Field would be saying,
saying these no respect.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
When I first thought everyone was all the comics who
are doing like puns and wordplay on jokes. So I
thought I had to write jokes just like that.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Keep trying.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
Yeah, like ill another one. I go, I had sex
and a cemetery day was great. I jumped their bones.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
See what he knows. Jim knows that people are going,
oh god, stop it. Do you still harass telemarketers?
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Not really, I don't. I have a life now.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Because you got to sit by the phone all the time, don't.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Yeah, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, who wants to work when you can tell bad jokes?
Speaker 9 (27:38):
Huh exactly.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
The CD is called Awful Jokes from my first comedy notebook.
All you have to do is listen to what Jim
just told.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
Here.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You come see us and tell us some even worse
jokes when you get to town.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
I will I'll be hyaenas in our fort work. Yeah.
Just go to my website Jimparantine dot com. You can
hear a pre preview track all these bad jokes.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Well, tell Eddie Trunk we said hi too.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
I will definitely there you.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Go, Jim Flirt, Yeah, all right, can't wait to seem
a budget warning in Them show in the morning.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Congratulations going out to Nick Jagger. He is a grandpa again.
His daughter Georgia May just delivered his seventh grandchild last time.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Things seven. You better start Christmas shopping now.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Boy, it's about and Them show minus bo. So it's
hand an Ao on lone start ninety two to five
and you know there's a lot going on this weekend.
It's time for Hey what what? I am so glad
you asked? It is going to be a very busy weekend.
The Red River Showdown brings Texas fans and OU fans
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to North Texas to see their teams battle it out
at the Cotton Bowl tomorrow afternoon kickoff. He's at two
thirty in the afternoon. Of course, before and after the game,
Fair Park is going to be hopping as the State
Fair of Texas continues with lots of food and fun
and live music. Other live music to check out these
weekend Marians Hendrix featuring Kenny Wayne Sheppard who we talked
(29:03):
to yesterday, Zach Wild, Duezel Zappa, and Moore, all paying
tribute to the great Jimmy Hendrix. That show is tonight
at Will Rogers' Auditorium in Forgabor.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Good you guys.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Yellowstone fans may want a head to Dicky's Arena tomorrow
to see Ryan Bingham's Great Western Show featuring Ryan and
Tanya Tucker and many more other country artists at the
American Airline Center. Tonight, it's the R and B Forever
Tour with Bell BIV, Devo, Tyreese and Genuine Texas Trust
CEU Theater. Tonight, the Avid Brothers Jamestown Revival comes to town,
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and then tomorrow night the pop star Who Is All
About That Base Megan Trainor is out at the pavilion
at Toyota Music Factory. Out at Legacy Food Hall in
Pleno Tonight, it's Jack O Peers. They're celebrating thirty five
years of being together. When it comes to tribute bands,
Tonight at hub Win twenty one in McKinney, you can
see our friends from Texas Clearwater Revival At Lava Cantina,
(30:00):
the Connie Deaf Legend The Death Leopard Tribute Band takes
the stage. Tomorrow night. The Beatles tribute band Hard Night's
Day is out at Redtail Pavilion in Plano. Tomorrow night,
Let's Talk Sports. The Stars kicked off their season last
night in Nashville, beating the Predators four to three. Tomorrow,
the Stars play their home opener at the American Airline
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Center against the New York Islanders puck drops at seven pm,
and then on Sunday, the Stars will face the Seattle
Kraken puck drops Sunday at seven as well. Cowboys fans
head out to Jerry World at and T Stadium Sunday
to see your boys take on the Detroit Lions. Kickoff
on Sunday is at three twenty five. Also this weekend,
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if you're a fan of cricket, that National Cricket League
Tournament continues its run at UT Dallas and Richardson. Fans
of live comedy, we've been talking about this this morning.
There are so many great comedians in town this weekend,
including Carlos Mencia. He's at the Addison Improv through Sunday.
Felipe is Sparzo, wh we heard from earlier. He has
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two shows at the Majestic Theater in Dallas tonight, and
Jim Florentine is at Hyenas in Fort Worth tonight. Footies
in fort Worth head out to Panther Island Pavilion tomorrow
for the Fort Worth Taco and Margarita Festival. The gates
will open tomorrow at noon. Se Levada Grapevine Grapevine's Hispanic
Heritage Festival. We'll get underway tomorrow at two on Main Street.
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It is a free event, and you know I always
say if it's free, it's for me. They're gonna have
lots of great food, live music, a Selena lookalike contests,
and fun family activities and just in time for Halloween season.
At the AT and T Performing Arts Center in Dallas,
you can see Dracula, a Comedy of Terrors. This is
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what happens when you take Dracula and blend it with
the comedy of Monty Python and mel brooks Ok. That
show is at the AT and T Performing Arts Center
this weekend. Fans of Sirk Tosila, you still have time
to see song Blazers Cirk Desilets Journey into Country Music.
It continues. It's run at Fair Park in Dallas now
through October twentieth, and then in Rockwall tomorrow. It's the
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Rubber Duck Regatta and Jeep Festival. This includes the always
thrilling Rubber Duck Race where one lucky person is going
to win a brand new jeep Wrangler. That's happening tomorrow.
And that is just some of what is going on
this weekend. You're welcome the Bow in Them Show. It's
(32:33):
lone Star ninety two to five, The Bow and Them
Show minus Bo. So it's Anna and Ao. So, as
I mentioned, we have so many comedians, great comedians that
have been coming into town and today is absolutely no
difference and it never fails.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Ao.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Then when I reach out to the management for these
comedians who are coming to town, they'll always say something like,
we don't think that they're going to be able to
do an in person this can they do a phone
But just as soon as I say that it's for
Bo Roberts, the comedians come back and say anything for Bo.
And that's what happened with Carlos smith Siyet. He is
(33:11):
at the Addison Improv this weekend. Here is one such
visit with the Bow In Them Show.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Because he's here to steal your sentergy.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Carlos, how about damn Cowboys?
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Yes see, you guys are actually doing good this year.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
You know what sucks that because you guys are the
It just came out a couple days ago. You are
the biggest sports franchise in the world, but because you are,
you get more hate than anybody, of course, And there
are so many people right.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Now sadly happy that a man is gonna.
Speaker 8 (33:48):
Not get to do what he wants for a living,
like they're they're the lose.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Sight of that. They're just like good. They deserve it,
I know.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
And it's like, dude, I have been fighting this whole
thing for for like the past couple of years, because
we we're in that world now of instead of being like,
my team's great, it's all everything is.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
You suck.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
That sucks, everybody sucks. Where'd you get that information? That's wrong?
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Every everything, everything that you have to say is wrong.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I'm tired of it.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
I'm disgusted by all of this stupidity.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Think about this.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
You think comedians specifically want to make you laugh. Yes,
we wake up wanting to make you laugh or insecure
about making you laugh. We dream about telling jokes to
make you laugh, and then some people take that and
turn it into a negative like we're bad people. Like
(34:40):
think about this. I've had many many women go down
on me, and none of them were none of them,
like they were not all great, but none of them
we're bad enough that I was like, don't ever do
that again. Like I never I never went online and
said I'm gonna cancel you, Jessica.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
How damn you?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
How dare you ignore the levels?
Speaker 7 (35:01):
You know?
Speaker 8 (35:02):
You know what I'm saying, It's like, how do you
turn that bad? And that's the society that we're getting to.
And yet you know when you go to those shows
and those people, I think there's a hypocrisy there. And
and listen, just because you're Latino, it doesn't mean you're
a good person. Just because you're disabled doesn't mean you're
a good person. Just because you're LGBTQ doesn't mean you're
(35:23):
a good person. I do a joke about and this.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I mean this.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
If you're a transgender and you know that you look
a little confusing to the eye, Yeah, pick a name
that lets us know penis or vagina. Well here's the thing,
I met one in your city, in this city last
time I was here. Yeah, they didn't tell me if
it was a boy or girl. And I asked the name, right,
(35:48):
because that's that's that's that's a normal person's way of
saying Hey, I can't tell what you are.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, my name is Carlos. What's your name? Yeah, that's
that's a polite that's the polite way of all right,
is it Maria? Then she goes Alex like, not help me,
not help me.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
Alex has a penis, which I do, And in my
head I wanted to go, you're an ego, you're an
agl You know, we're trying to guess and you still
pick the name that can be both.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
We're just trying to tap dance around so we don't
upset you when we're just asking a question.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
When we're just being in I don't care what you are.
I don't care what you do. I don't you know,
because listen, it's true story. I'm not even gonna get
into it, but real story. In nineteen ninety six, a
guy named Ron Jeremy introduced me to what we used
to call a transsexual post op Hot unbelievably Hot.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Never told me she used to be a dude. If
you want to hear the.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
Story about me banging that chick, dude, you gotta come
to my show.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
The show. No Bye. Lucas are alive at Windstar World
casino and resort in Oklahoma Friday, November eighth, and rumor
has it we will have your tickets next week at
seven point fifty. It's about with them show minus Boso.
It's in an Ao on lone Star ninety two to five,
So a lot of people stuck on in traffic. This morning,
(37:12):
a a fatal motorcycle crash and down the utility cables
shut down the Dallas North Tollway in both directions in
North Dallas this morning. The incident happened around three point
thirty this morning on the tollway at Northwest Highway, causing
major traffic delays along the busy stretch through Dallas. According
to the North Texas Tollway Authority, they expect the closures
to last through rush hour.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Be careful.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
There's also construction in that stretch too. It might have
had something to do with the rack watch out. Yeah,
the construction is pretty much wrapped up.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
So the Texas Department of Public Safety set a motorcycle
crash killing the loan rider on it. More information about
that crash not immediately available.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Okay, and I got one for you here too. We're
going to go to Clearwater, Florida. More than five hundred
people were rescued from a flooded apartment complex yesterday. First
responders started getting calls of people trapped in rising water
at the standard apartments hours after Hurricane Milton made landfall
Wednesday night. Emergency crews from the Clearwater Police Department, Fire
and Rescue, and the Panelas County Sheriff's Office were all
(38:13):
involved in this rescue of more than five hundred souls. Wow,
there were reports. There were no reports of major injuries.
Now some rockers are putting together a huge album to
benefit Hurricane Helene victims. There's more than one hundred artists
that have stepped on board for this, including Rim Fish,
Jeff Tweety from Wilco, Nathaniel Rateliff, and The Night Sweats.
(38:36):
They're amazing live. The album is only ten dollars and
the ten dollars is a donation. It's available right now
on the band camp app and all the proceeds go
to the hurricane victims and their families.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Yeah, so that's for Hurricane Helene. I'm wondering if they're
going to include all the people from Hurricane Milton that
are like cleaning up.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Sure, I'll hope.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
So while doing cleanup work in the wake of Hurricane Helena.
The Washington County, Georgia's Sheriff's Department manage to make an
impressive drug seizure. While clearing off Highway two thirty one
near Davis Burrow, deputies discovered a wealth of packages containing
vacuum sealed weed, THHC, bait, cartridges, edibles, cough syrup, and
(39:15):
an assortment of pills. There on Facebook, Sheriff Cochrane personally
invited the owner of these packages to the Sheriff's office
to pick up their product. It's not clear the drugs
and paraphernalia were in the place that they were discovered
all along, or if they'd been washed there by floodwaters.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
You know, someone is very upset about that. Eth Ol
Kennedy the wife of Senator Robert F. Kennedy, who raised
their eleven kids after he was assassinated and remained dedicated
to social causes in the family's legacy for decades after
losing RFK. She passed away yesterday at the age of
ninety six years old. Kennedy had been hospitalized after suffering
(39:52):
a stroke in her sleep on the third of October.
A millionaire's daughter who married the future senator and Attorney
General on night teen fifty. Eppel had endured more death
by the age of forty for the whole world to
see than most would in their entire lifetime. Much so, Yeah,
she was rfks. She was right by RFK side when
he was fatally shot in the kitchen of the Ambassador
(40:14):
Hotel in la That was in June of sixty eight,
just after winning the Democratic presidential primary in California. Her
brother in law, President John F. Kennedy had, of course,
been assassinated right here in our backyard less than five
years earlier.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
A funeral home in Queens, New York, is being sued
for shipping a body to the wrong country. A lawsuit
filed in New York State Supreme Court says rg Orti's
funeral home was supposed to get ninety six year old
Gorman Maldonado's remains to her native Ecuador in Maine, but
they were sent to Guatemala, some fourteen hundred miles away instead.
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The funeral home allegedly didn't come clean for two weeks
when Maldonado's family saw a TikTok video posted by a
reporter about the mother's body showing up instead of a
man body that they were expecting. The lawsuit also alleges
that the body was too badly decomposed for an open
casket funeral. Now those children are seeking unspecified damages. The
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funeral home in Queens has already faced legal action for
losing bodies and exploiting customers, and seid of the issue.
It was a small error, small whatebs small small okay
stick around coming up in the lone Star ticket window.
We have your family four pack of tickets to the
State Fair of Texas that's coming up here on the
(41:31):
Bow and Them Show on lone Star ninety two to five.
It's the Bow and Them Show on lone Star ninety
two to five minus Bow. He's still out, but it'll
be back on Monday. It's an AO and who won
our tickets to the Great State Fair of Texas with
those corny dogs.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Rull Gonzalez. Raoul is just about to turn sixty three.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Well, happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Rould're going to go a rocket at the State Fair.
Corny Dogs included.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Absolutely And guess what, We've got more State Fair tickets
to give away next week ahead of the final weekend
of the State Fair of Texas. Along with that family
four pack of corny Dugs.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
That's right, absolutely, positively and seven fifty Next week, I
see the.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Top tickets for that sold out show at Lucas Oil
Live at Windstar. How awesome is that? And bo is
going to be back. Hey, so you spend way too
much money buying tickets to the Texas Oh You game
and tickets to see the Boys on Sunday at Jerry World.
Will how about an extra thousand dollars to put in
your bank account? Classic Cashi's back with your shot at
one thousand dollars every hour Monday through Friday, nine am
(42:34):
to five pm. All you have to do is listen
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them at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
That first keyword of the day coming up just after nine,
right here on lone Star ninety two to five. Stocker
much sting. It's the place on lone Star ninety two
to five the Bow and Them show minus Bo. So
it's Anna and Ao and Bo is gonna be kicking
(42:56):
himself with his good foot because he's not here today.
We had some groceries delivered this morning.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
We did the Hooters calendar girls are up here right now, Anadharo,
my goodness.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
And the beautiful young man.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
They had to have.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Gotten up as early as we do to look that pretty.
I mean, it's not just the Hooters orange shorts they've
got on the formal.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Wear today because their beauty patcheant.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
That's right, that's right, And the new Hooters calendar is
looking good. We got to sample that along with the food.
Thank you Hooters for hooking us up this morning. We appreciated.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
During the month of October, Hooters locations across the country
are doing a Give a Hoot initiative raising donations in
a fight against breast cancer. So it's for a great cause.
And get all that information at any Hooters location here
in North Texas. We even had the Hooters girls record
a video a get well message for Bow just so
you know.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna post that.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah, it's gonna be on the official Facebook page of
Lone Star here in a few And.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Speaking of Lone Star ninety two to five right now
on the Bow and Them show page, we've got some
time wasters for you. So Geene Simmons, you know we
talked about him getting all this grief from fans of
Dancing with the Stars after he judged Tuesday night and
they were not impressed. They said he treated it more
like a beauty pageant than a dance competition. Well, Geene
(44:15):
Simmons stands behind that criticism. He says, all media is clickbait.
I stand by every word I said. I had a
great time. The contestants were great, the show was great.
Watched the show. It was a lot of fun, but
the fans still were not impressed. You can check out
his interview with The Daily Mail up on our page.
(44:36):
And Happy seventy seventh birthday to Sammy Hagar. His birthday
is this Sunday, but he's been celebrating since last weekend.
On Wednesday, he made a surprise appearance at his Cabo
Wabbo Canteena and Cabo San Lucas, Mexico ahead of his
annual birthday bash. We have video of his surprise performance,
and we have all the information on his birthday bash,
which is coming up tonight and Sunday. His seventy seventh
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birthday congratulations going out to Mick Jagger. His seventh grandchild
was recently born. His daughter Georgia May from his marriage
to Jerry Hall, who's in East Texas. Girl and her
boyfriend welcome son Dean Lee Jaggers Sedlig on September thirtieth.
Grandpa Jagger not only has seven grandkids, he also has
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three great grandchildren and eight children with five women. His
youngest son is Devereaux, who's seven years old. Looks just
like his dad, but with blonde hair. Devereaux's mom is
Melanie Hamrick, who is thirty seven years old, which reminds
me of this old meme I saw around ten years
ago that said, right now, Mick Jagger's future ex girlfriend
(45:43):
is being born. Yeah. Also up on time Wasters Founding Kiss.
Drummer Peter Chris Is posted a PSA on his website
in support of October Bean Breast Cancer Awareness Month. We
have thatsa up. You know. Peter Cris was diagnosed with
breast cancer in two thousand and eight. He's trying to
raise awareness that men can get breast cancer as well.
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The first trailer has been released for Midas Man. This
is a biopic about the late Beatles manager Brian Epstein.
We have that trailer up. It looks like it's gonna
be a good movie.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Was it Netflix UK or something Amazon Prime.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Prime Video UK. It's gonna be out October thirtieth. No
word on when it's gonna be released here, but you
know it's coming here. A new Iron Maiden documentary is
in the works, Run to the Hills, the story of
Iron Maiden, celebrating the band's fiftieth anniversary. That's gonna hit
Netflix in March. And finally, a happy dog makes a
happy man. Honestly, after seeing this video, I'm not sure
(46:39):
if the guy is happier or the dog is happier.
It's a toss and I can't get this song that
the guy sings. It's called She's Dumped, She Dump, She's dumped.
Check out this video the dog going between the guy's legs,
and honestly, I don't know if that's a dog between
his legs or he's just happy to see me. It's
on the Bow and Them show page at lone Star
(47:00):
com It's lone Star ninety two five The Bow and
Them Show minus Bo So it's Anna and Ao. Bow
had foot surgery on Wednesday, so he's out yesterday and
he's out again today, and boy is he going to
be kicking himself because we had the Hooters Girls up
here promoting their calendar. We did set aside one of
the Hooters calendars for Bo, and we also recorded a
(47:22):
get well video message for Bo that we're going to
be putting up on social media for him.
Speaker 5 (47:27):
So that's right, that's going to go up on the
official Loan Star Facebook page, which, by the way, we're
sort of doubling up on this break right now. We
are streaming live on the Facebook page while we talk
to you on FM as well, and this is going
to sort of act as our after show.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yes, because it's a very very busy Friday for both
AO and I. I'm going to be wrapping up here
and then I am driving down the tollway they've cleared
away that serious accident from earlier this morning.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
I'm so sad to hear that.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
I know, such a motorcycle, horrible accident, so many people
stuck in traffic. Prayers go up to the family of
this victim. But then there came word that on one
to eighty three and irving between Carl Road and O'Connor,
they shut down that highway because of a diesel spill,
So who knows what's going on about cosmett.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Spills can take a long time. Be patient.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
I've been saying this at the end of our six
oh five streams every once in a while. It's nice weather,
that's going to be more cars and more motorcycles on
the road. Please be patient and kind with each other
to the best of your.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
Villainy, please drive carefully and have a great weekend. Texans.
Oh you weekend tomorrow. Hooke them horns. I have a
lot of friends ow you fans, so may the best
team Horns win. Cowboys playing on Sunday a Jerry World
kickoff for the Cowboys Detroit Lions Game three twenty five.
(48:47):
We did not do NFL picks today because Bo was
out right, So we'll just say that all of us
got five points, you know for plus Fox four. Okay
about that, We'll just add five to all of our
NFL that'll.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Be a really big help to Deuce and Bow who
are in last place.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
Still going to be the same because we're all getting
five points.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
So now next week, good news at seven fifty we
have tickets to the sold out ZZ Top show at
Lucas Oil Live at Windstar World Casino. So that's at
seven fifty all next week, and then at the eight
forty ticket window. We have more State Fair.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Tickets, last chance State Fair tickets times for each one
of you gets a free Corny Dog voucher two and
then next weekend that's it for the State Fair for
a whole nother year.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
If you're going to be a couch potato this weekend,
just fyi. The musical guest on Saturday Night Live on
Saturday is none other than the most awesome Stevie Nicks
oh nine. Say you're DVR or you know, just stay
home on a Saturday night and check out Stevie Nicks outstanding.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
Thank you all for sticking with us here Minus Bow
and Everything. Bo will be back on Monday morning, barring
any unforeseen circumstances.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
I am gonna drag his ass here on Monday. If
I have to wake up at one am and go
pick him up, I will. So we'll see you all
on Monday. Have a great weekend, Be safe. Thank you
so much for listening to the Bow and Them show
on lone Star ninety two to five. Debbie Alcacer coming
up next. Bye,
Welcome to Oklahoma. Let's choose a mascot and nickname. Any ideas?
How about schooner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, this is as fast as we can do it.
Our stage is shaved like a hatchet. Let's how about
the hatchets?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Any good ideas?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Cowboys too late? Oklahoma State already got that one. Oh
we gotta go Indians. Oh that's perfect, yeah, Engines, Oh boy, No,
can't say indians.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Well, this is eighteen ninety, so it's probably fine.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Schooner, Boomer, schooner, shooner, Boomer schooner, Boomer shooner, shooner, Boomer schooner.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Is he having a stroke? Boomer sooner?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Could be the fight song? Right now?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We need a mascot, right, we'll do the song later
sooner I just said later. I think he means our
nickname will be Sooners.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, and we'll say Boomer sooner.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Why it's something about people that settled in our lands originally,
I don't know. Nobody will ever know or care. What
about a mascot like a frontiersman. Well, maybe some of
your dresses up like a horse costume, you know, but
a horse that stands up on two feet has bangs
like a middle schooler.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And what will his name be? Well, we'll have two Oh,
let me guess, Boomer and Sooner. Yep. Oh, they can
pull a schooner, a scooter schooner.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, Boomer and Sooner. We'll pull the Boomer schooner. The
guys who aredressed up by courses now real ponies. People
will sit on the schooner wagon pulled by the ponies
and they'll run out on the football field. Yeah, that
seems pretty dangerous. I mean, what if it tips over?
That won't happen. Boomer schooner Sooner Sooner Boomer.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Oh, yeah, it is Texas. Oh you weekend on Them show.
I'm lone Star ninety two five, and I can get
away with that Texas fight song because Bo is not here.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I think at this point even Bow has to admit
the Longhorns are licking pretty fierce.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, but anytime they face oh you, it's a different
game altogether. Friday morning, everyone, it is the Bow and
Them Show minus Bo. So it's Anna and Ao again today.
Both had foot surgery on Wednesday, so he's out yesterday.
He's gonna be out today, but he is expected back
on Monday, and we can hardly wait. Now, we're doing
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kind of a streamlined version of the Morning Show today again,
but we still have lots to give away.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
We do at seven fifty one last Chance at Jefflin's
Elo show that's coming up one week from today in
American Airline Center.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It is called the Over and Now two or this
could be it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I don't know. Yeah, if they need more money, they'll
go back out on tire.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And if they're health holds up, yeah exactly, we'll see
what happens. But we've got four packs with corny dogs
to the State Fair, and we are going to do
those again next week. But nonetheless be ready to jump
and win.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Today, as usually, we'll be opening up the lone star
ticket window around seven fifty and again around eight forty
for those tickets. Also today, what are we celebrating, you
might ask, Oh, boy, here we go. Today, October eleventh
is National Sausage Pizza Day. Okay, it's also National Pironi's
Disease Awareness Day, which seems to go hand in hand.
(03:03):
I think awareness's disease. Oh so when your sausage is
a little crooked, Oh okay, National Spread Joy Day, It's
National Come Out Day, and it's World Egg Day. Another
reason I'm sure that Bo is out. We're gonna have
sports of all sorts to talk about coming up here shortly.
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And of course we've got a Cowboys game at Jerry
World in Arlington on Sunday, Texas oh U game tomorrow
at fair Park. And then of course the freaking pool
file coming up before seven o'clock this morning. So that's
a lot it is. It's gonna be another busy morning.
It is Friday, So thank you so much for hanging
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out with us. We're gonna do the morning stretch right now.
What do you say? Okay, I kind of forgot it yesterday.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh and everybody say hello to Jim White's cardboard head on.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
The Facebook camera.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
We love you, Jimmy. All right, let's get this Friday started.
Phil Collins on Lone Star ninety two to five. It's
the Bow and Them Show with Hannah and Ao Bo
out again today. But look at the time. It is
time for sports of balls. Sports brought to you by
the will Hot Law Firm. Injury lawyers. Go to willhightwins
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dot com.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay, let's hear it for.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Your Dallas Star. Dallas scored three.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Goals on consecutive Shanson the second period to hold off
the Nashville Predators four to three. Last night in Nashville
was a season opener for both teams. Mason Marshmont scored
two goals in the win, while Rupe Heince and Jason
Robertson each had a goal apiece. For Dallas, Logan stank
Covin had three assists. Now the key moment of the
game last night came when Dallas broke open a scoreless game,
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scoring two goals nineteen seconds apart. Early in the second,
Rupy Hintz put a rister over Wedgwood's shoulders stick side
at two o five. Then hint set up Robertson for
the two to lead at two twenty four. Up next
for your Dallas, Darze started a three game homestand tomorrow
night they're gonna face the New York Islanders at the
American Airline Center. Punk Tomorrow drops at seven pm.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Feeling good about our hockey boys and the Dallas MAVs.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I got faith in you guys too. Let's go.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
The Dallas MAVs kicked off preseason action Monday night against
the Memphis Grizzlies, and no Dallas was missing nearly half
of their roster out in the contest due to a
variety of reasons. Last night, the Mavericks got back Clay
Thompson and Kyrie Irving for their second preseason contest now.
This time around, they faced the Utah Jazz in front
of the hometown crowd at the Double ac with the
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MAVs ended up losing to the Jazz one oh seven
to one oh two, and as Thompson made his first
official debut in a Mavericks uniform. Now, even though it's preseason,
Anna fans were eager to see Thompson take the court
in the Dallas MAVs uniform for the first time, and
as Thompson drew heavy applause every time he scored despite
the arena not exactly being packed. Next up for the MAVs,
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they had to la to face the Clippers in another
preseason matchup.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
That game is coming up Monday night.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Thursday night football action. Last night, after blowing double digit
second half leads to the Rams and the Cardinals, the
forty nine ers held on last night to beat the
Seattle Seahawks thirty six to twenty four. But now let's
talk about our boys. The Dallas Cowboys made history in
last week's twenty to seventeen win against the Pittsburgh Steelers,
but not necessarily the good kind of history. It marked
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their thirteenth straight game without a one hundred yard rusher,
which is now the longest streak in franchise history. The
only team with a longer current streak is the Denver
Broncos at twenty two games. Cowboys gearing up to face
off with the Detroit Lions on Sunday at Jerry World
Kickoff in Arlington on Sunday three, twenty five, And speaking
of the Cowboys, Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott has confirmed
(06:58):
that he has talked to Cowboy coach Is about his
role on the team. He says he is dumbfounded by
his lack of opportunities. This season, Ezekiel Elliott has rushed
for a career low three point three yards per carry
ninety eight yards on thirty carries. He's also caught just
six passes for thirty six yards. Meanwhile, Rico Dwtle, the
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team's number one running back at this point, has been
more efficient and more productive. He's rushed for two hundred
and twenty one yards on fifty one carries. And he's
caught eleven passes for one hundred and one yards. We'll
see if Zeke gets more action on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Zeke banging on the desk.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
The New York Yankees advanced into their eleventh ALCS since
two thousand with a three to one win over Kansas
City in Thursday's game number four, and the Cleveland Guardians
staved off elimination and forced a Game five with a
five to four win over Detroit's Tigers. Now the Yankees
are gonna go home. Now, they're gonna get a little
bit of sleep, and as the ALCS doesn't begin until Monday,
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the Guardians and the Tigers meanwhile head back to Cleveland
for Game number five tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Tennis star Rafael Nadal has announced that he is retiring
after the Davis Cup Final in Spain next month. The
thirty eight year old said, the reality is it has
been some difficult years, these last two especially he's been
playing in pain. Now I feel like I'm missing something.
What am I missing?
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yes, oh yes, Texas oh U game tomorrow. It is official.
Quin Youers is back. Texas coach steve's Arkisian announced yesterday
his senior quarterback would return to the starting lineup against
Oklahoma tomorrow. Yours has missed more than two games since
leaving Texas. Is a Week three win over UTSA in
the first half with that strained abdomen. The Red River
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Rivalries one hundred and twentieth meeting tomorrow real quick off
at a different time than fans are used to. The
matchup is going to start at two thirty in the afternoon,
breaking away from the tradition of starting at eleven a
m which started back in two thousand and eight. Change
due to both teams joining the SEC see the conference
typically schedules its biggest games in the afternoon. That's the
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change now. The contest will still be televised on ABC
and streamed on ESPN Plus. And there's a lot of
watch parties going on this weekend around the Metroplex, So
stick around. Coming up the Freaking Fool File here on
The Bow and Them Show on lone Start ninety two
to five. John Mellencamp on lone Star ninety two to five.
(09:27):
It's The Bow and Them Show minus Bo. It's Anna
Anna Ao and for Bo Roberts. Today. Bo had foot
surgery on Wednesday. He's going to be back on Monday,
but right now it is time for the freaking fool file. Normally,
a father teaching his son how to drive is a
rite of passage into adulthood. In Toledo, Ohio, thirty six
(09:48):
year old dad Cleijuan Williams tried to do it with
his boy, who was far too young and while Dad
was far too inebriated. Allegedly, william ended up getting run
over by his nine year old son during this driving
lesson when he learned a hard way that his nine
year old boy didn't know the difference between the accelerator
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and the brave battle battle. Williams was taken to the
hospital and police say he was very intoxicated at the time.
The boy was uninjured, that's the good news, and probably
won't be behind the wheel of a car for a while.
As for Dad, well, he might be spending some time
behind bars.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Man A Night at the Opera is a really awesome
album by Queen and also it's reportedly sent one and
a half dozen audience members to the hospital due to
shock and nausea.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
During the experience.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yeah, from what they'd seen portrayed on stage in Austria
at a theater who debuted their interpretation of Florentina hold
Singer's sunk Tha And this was created over one hundred
years ago. Okay, so it can be pretty dark in
this modern stage presentation. There's a few explicit said lesbian
sex scenes. There's some real blood. Why real blood that
(11:04):
the fake stuff's cheap? Right alongside scantily clad nuns. Hello,
something we can all agree on. Sounds like fun for
the whole family, doesn't it. The opera premiere on October fifth,
and all this trauma and medical attention was needed after
just two of their performances.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Oh my gosh, Okay, let's go to Liverpool, England, home
of the Beatles. In Liverpool, Carolyn Ashley was visited by
a member of the city council who expressed concerns about
the Halloween decorations in her yard. It seems a concerned
neighbor had reached out to the city council because Ashley's tubstones,
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body bags, and baby dolls looked too real. As to
not cause further offense, Ashley took the decorations out of
her front yard without incident, while pointing out how impressed
she was because this was the fastest that she'd seen
the Liverpool City Council do anything from here on out.
Ashley says the creations will be displayed in her garage.
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This reminds me of the story of the guy Stephen
Novak in East Dallas, the artist. He had such a
gruesome display during Halloween that Dallas Police were called multiple
times by the neighbors. I mean, if you haven't seen
the pictures, you need to google it. Just google Stephen
Novak gruesome Halloween display. It happened during the pandemic.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Now, for all of you Pan Tara fans out there,
you probably know this. In New Orleans, Phil and Zelmo
of pan Terra fame is part owner of a really
messed up haunted house out in New Orleans. And they
use real dead game in it too, like a dead beer.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Peter hasn't called them.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I could go on and on, but I've actually got
a story for you guys here about a woman in
Britain and she's known as the most prolific thief. Back
in a familiar place again, and that's jail. Forty three
year old Tanya Little was arrested again for shoplifting, just
weeks after a court bander from all stores in her neighborhood.
Every damn store she was banned. Yeah, she got in
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that much trouble. They're like, you can't go into any
of the stools around here, anymole. Little has been arrested
more than four hundred times for shoplifting.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yes, she has problems.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Almost half of those are convictions, one hundred and seventy
two convictions. That's a lot of trouble. She's well known
to local businesses and the cops. She continues her brazen
shoplifting activities and just doesn't care. She disguises herself with
big hats sunglasses. She's even posted how to steal videos
on her TikTok.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Account smart woman, Yeah what a dumbass.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
One such video, she boasts about her thievery and she
lip syncs Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminals through the whole thing
What balls. On September twelfth, she received a civil injunction.
She was banned from all the stores in the neighborhood
except for pharmacies, clothing stores, and supermarkets, so she could
actually still get by a little bit. A few weeks later,
she was busted again for shop lifting. While appearing before
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a judge, she admitted to committing other crimes. She She's
been given a conditional discharge, which local businesses say sucks
for them because she's not going to stop stealing from
their stores.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
According to the store owners, I thought.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
It was bad that Jasper was banned by PetSmart for
getting any grooming services. This is worst to be banned
from all stores. Right Hey, stick around because we have
some great comedians lined up on the best of the
Bow and Them show that's coming up next hour.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Now.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
They're coining it the Over and Out Tours, so this
could be your last chance to see Jeff Lynn's ELO.
They're coming to the American Airline Center a week from tonight,
and if you want to go and don't want to
spend the boat, the dough or the Bow or the
Bow do they'll be listening, then be listening. Around seven
point fifty that's when we'll open up the lone Star
ticket window for your shot at those ELO tickets right
(14:52):
here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort
Worth's Classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
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Speaker 4 (15:02):
Anne and Nancy Wilson and great Health News Update she
wrapped up her chemotherapy and Ann and Nancy and Heart
are going to be touring in twenty twenty five the Hey,
It's the Bow and Them show and an aon for
Bo Roberts. He he had that foot surgery, so he
is recuperating. He'll be back on Monday. But before Bo
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found out that he was going to have to be
out today because of that foot surgery, we had lined
up so many visits with some of our favorite comedians
who were going to be coming up to hang out
with us today, including Phelippe Sparza, who is at the
Majestic Theater tonight. He has two shows. Bo had told Felipe,
if you get into town early, come up to the
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studio to see me. Well, I get a call from
Philippa yesterday and I had to tell him that Bo
is out and he's like, sleep in. Well, since Bo
is out, Felipe gets to sleep in. But you get
to hear the funny. This is from our visit with
Aelipe back in August.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Philippe is farther.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
What's up, fool, what's up, fool?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
How you doing Mane?
Speaker 7 (16:08):
I'm doing good.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Bro pulled any more jokes on Fluffy lately because you
used to drive him crazy, especially the one at the border.
That's my favorite story, he tells.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Yeah, I used to have more than that, but you
don't have to talk about those because he gets in trouble.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Well, we wouldn't want to get Fluffy in trouble now,
not at all. So how have you been lately? We
hadn't talked to you in a while because you hadn't
been to town in a while. But Felipe is coming
for a second show at the Majestic Theater Friday, October eleventh,
and tickets go on sale this Friday at Phelipe'sworld dot com.
(16:43):
You just international kind of guy, all that traveling you do.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Yes, I've been. I just stepped back from Europe and
I'm going to Australia tomorrow night to do a show.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Have you ever flown to Australia?
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Never heard an eighteen hour flight?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh, it's about twenty two hours.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
It's a long flight for your ass.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Long man, I'm trying to end up sleeping most of
the time.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, you say that, but it's so hard to sleep
on a plane. Anyway. I flew there one time, Me
and Jimmy flew and I took sleeping pills. I slept
for five hours, woke up. I still had eighteen hours
to go. I can't remember what it was all man.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
That's what upsets me sometimes, Like when you fall a
sleep on a plane and you still have a long
way to go. I follow sleep on a plane and
I woke up and I looked at the person active.
Did we just laugh? He said, no, we haven't left.
We're stelling a turmat. Damn that played well. I'm so
hot my window. My head was on the window. We
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were stewing the sun.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
So I understand you're working on your fourth stand up special.
My all time favorite I have to say is translate
this as a Mexican myself. I love the whole thing.
I'm not that kind of Mexican.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh, older, different kinds.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Oh yeah, man, I'm Mexican, but not like that.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yes, Oh okay, tell all about that.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, what is the that that I'm missing here?
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Once, once you come from Mexico, your first year an
immigrant here, yeah, and people could tell you an immigrant.
But then once you've been here a while, you assimilated. Yeah,
with your home you look different, But when you first
get here, you just don't know because you used to
dressing like you're dressed and seeing aaloa Like when I
see my cousins moved first move here, I was like,
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he's wearing soccer cleaves with a suits that tends to
just a little bit yeah, Or like Mexican people, like
they're dressed like the dress for a wedding at the zoo,
or their dress really with dress clothes at a baseball game.
But see, that's our father's fault. My father would drag
us on a church and take us somewhere without telling
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us we're going there. So of course we're dressed like
West Side Story, Disneylan.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
So you might have looked a little out of place,
but you had fun, and that's what's important for us.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Prom Night was every night.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Are you still doing your podcast? Your What's up Ful? Podcast?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yes? I have two podcasts. Now, have I want a
new one called History for fools? F oos?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh yeah, Well give me an example of history or fools.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Oh man. We did. We did the history of stand
up comedy, and we learned that the in the history
of stand up comedy, the first marquis that was ever
built and put in front of a theater fell on
top of the performer and killed him.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Oh that's actually kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Well yeah, not so the performer that design fell on though.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
I know he's out there admiring his name playing tonight,
and then the marquis falls and kills him, and then
they got replaced with a new comedian.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
So oh oh, so now you're laughing at a guy
who died, right and a bell Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Oh, we'll be getting calls about this.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Oh yeah, the Albuquerque crazy bitch and probably standing by
her phone right now.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Yeah. And the first the first person to do stand
up was during the Vaneville days. Before that, there was
never a host. There'll be a pretty girl come outside
and she just put up a placard that says now
performing the Three Legged Horse and the Juggler. But one
day they run out of cards and they couldn't find
the girl. So the comedian went up there and cancer
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and started doing stand up comedy and hosting.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
And the rest is stand up comedy history, where Felipe
Asparza is putting his trough two.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Three minimum please forward.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Didn't you used to be a security guard?
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Yes, at ups they got they fired me for unloading
packages into my car.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Well that's that kind of would get you a little repercussionist.
You did that?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
What possessed you?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
I don't know. I had a side job at FedEx.
I was fed up, bet.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Up at fed Ex, and that's where it happened.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
I'm getting older, though I'm getting older, you know. I
went to a doctor for a house check up. Listen Filippe,
I mean a stol sample, semen sample or blood sample,
and a urine sample. I said, doctor, you're lucky. I
got all that in my underwheeler.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Now seeing the doctor probably didn't get the joke.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
But then I said, wait a minute, say you're a dentist.
How bad are my team?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Felipe As Barza has a second show at the Majestic
Theater Friday, October eleventh. We're gonna come see your ass now.
You be nice to miss Annabelle because she's a fan
of yours.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Thank you, Miss Annabelle.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Take us available at Felipeesworld dot com. Congratulations two shows
at the Majestic Fancy.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Hell yeah, be there all the older ladies who I love.
I like older women. One time I was an older
woman during when we're making love, she says to me,
told me so, I thought it's reading her oxygen tank.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
All you had to do is just turn it off.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
She says, Hey, what's my name? Has to read her bracelet.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
It's great to talk to you again as always. Try
to come if you come in early, come in the studio.
We'll have a place for you.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Oh man, I would love to. I haven't been in
the studio since COVID.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I know, that's right, that's right. It's been a while
since you've been here. So we still got your chair
all ready for you, and we got all the butt
grease off of it.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
We'll have tequila for you.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
I'm ready, man. I love classic rock man. I remember
playing I remember playing the guitar hero so much that
I got I forgot the lyrics to those songs. I
just know the what color to press? Yes, hearing iron
Man thinking green green, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
No, red clue and red to together.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
He's got it, he's got it. Great talk to you,
Filipe Felipe. As far as every body, thanks colling Man,
good luck, Thanks for Henry Brother.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You'll be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame finally a week from tomorrow, October nineteenth, in Cleveland, Ohio.
Foreigner on Lone Star ninety two to five. It's about
when them show minus Bo. So it's Anna and Ao Bo.
We'll be back on Monday. And it is a great
weekend for comedy. Not only is Filippe as far as
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in town playing two shows at the Majestic Time.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I shows you in one night.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yes, that's huge for congratulations Felipe and.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Jim Florentine is also in town this weekend. He's at
Hyenas in Fort Worth. He was gonna come and visit
this morning. He's a longtime friend of Bo and he's
been on the show so many times. Here is just
one of his many visits. Yeah, this is from back
in twenty twelve. Listen to him go off.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Oh yeah, bring some of that to me. You watch
him on that Metal Show. I believe this is who
we think it is.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Shillo, Jim Flanking too.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
You man good?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
How you guys doing?
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
When you're gonna come back and see us? Man been
in the studio and forever.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
I'm coming to Hyenas and Fort Worth.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I still watch you on that Metal Show and I
always wanted to ask you what is the worst guest
you've ever had on there? Because everybody seems fairly cool.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
I mean some you know don't open up. You know
a guy you know won't talk that much or gaus Well,
you know, let me is amazing from Othead. Yeah, and
he's actually, you know, kind of like a friend and
he's been on the show a bunch of times. But
he's tough to interview because he just gives one a
lot of one word answer.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, see that's what I mean, because I hate that too.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
See, you're a good guest when you come in here,
you come in and talk with us, and we get
some good stuff out of gym. Some people just I
don't want to be here, you know, they get that attitude.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
Well let me he's not even like that, you know.
It's just look, he's British. You know. All those British
guys are cranky and coptails at him. They're just cranky people. Yeah,
but no, you know, we pull it out, we eventually do.
We just get it out of people and you know,
try to make it good.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Well, because you're such a metal fan, you know what
to ask those guys.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
That's true. If I didn't know, my god, where are
we going with this? I'm again anything, I'll be a
fanboy and come out with something.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Well, who's your favorite metal band?
Speaker 9 (25:05):
Black Sabbath?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Do you think they were the first metal band?
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Either them or Deep Purple?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
What about what about Blue Cheer?
Speaker 9 (25:12):
I was just going to say them too, you get
thrown them in the mix.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Definitely, yeah, yeah, Cactus Tactics.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
This, yeah, I mean you know there was there was
definitely some you know that pretty much laid the foundation,
and then Sabbath and Deep Purple might have just took
it to another level.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I would say, well, you got a new CD. It's
not really a CD, right, you got it on iTunes.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Right now, there's that actual CD two.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You found it by cleaning out your closet. You went, oh,
look at this.
Speaker 9 (25:35):
Yeah, it's basically like, yeah, I found my first comedy
notebook from twenty years ago, and I just did the
worst jokes that were in there, and I just go
in the studio and just read them, and they're really bad.
And if people like really bad jokes, I'd like to
hear someone in pain and suffer. They throw them. You'll
love it.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
So you have two hundred and twenty bad jokes on
this CD.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
Yeah, I counted them.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
So give us an example is one of your worst jokes.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
I broke my toe the other day and I couldn't
move it, so I called a tow truck.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Oh man, I can see why nobody would work. Great,
isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
I dated a secretary but she wasn't my type. Oh oh, oh,
I want. I went up to a deer from from
behind the other day, I pointing my finger in his
back like I had a gun, and go give me
all your dough.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Jim, stop it. Secretly, sometimes those terrible jokes make me laugh,
like the one the oldest joke in the book is
the guy goes to the doctor and says, Doc, it
hurts when I do that, And the doctor says, well,
then don't do that.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Yeah exactly. I mean some of them. You are actually
got to kick out it. But if you like, like
just really bad joke, if you like going to Joe
after every joke, oh you're gonna love to see days
all right, Like people aligned disease really ticked me off.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh stop it, Jim, you're.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Killing me one after another after another.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
They're real.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
I went for a job as a short order cook,
but they told me I was too tall.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
No, it sounds like maybe the danger Field would be saying,
saying these no respect.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
When I first thought everyone was all the comics who
are doing like puns and wordplay on jokes. So I
thought I had to write jokes just like that.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Keep trying.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
Yeah, like ill another one. I go, I had sex
and a cemetery day was great. I jumped their bones.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
See what he knows. Jim knows that people are going,
oh god, stop it. Do you still harass telemarketers?
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Not really, I don't. I have a life now.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Because you got to sit by the phone all the time, don't.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Yeah, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, who wants to work when you can tell bad jokes?
Speaker 9 (27:38):
Huh exactly.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
The CD is called Awful Jokes from my first comedy notebook.
All you have to do is listen to what Jim
just told.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
Here.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You come see us and tell us some even worse
jokes when you get to town.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
I will I'll be hyaenas in our fort work. Yeah.
Just go to my website Jimparantine dot com. You can
hear a pre preview track all these bad jokes.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Well, tell Eddie Trunk we said hi too.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
I will definitely there you.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Go, Jim Flirt, Yeah, all right, can't wait to seem
a budget warning in Them show in the morning.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Congratulations going out to Nick Jagger. He is a grandpa again.
His daughter Georgia May just delivered his seventh grandchild last time.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Things seven. You better start Christmas shopping now.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Boy, it's about and Them show minus bo. So it's
hand an Ao on lone start ninety two to five
and you know there's a lot going on this weekend.
It's time for Hey what what? I am so glad
you asked? It is going to be a very busy weekend.
The Red River Showdown brings Texas fans and OU fans
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to North Texas to see their teams battle it out
at the Cotton Bowl tomorrow afternoon kickoff. He's at two
thirty in the afternoon. Of course, before and after the game,
Fair Park is going to be hopping as the State
Fair of Texas continues with lots of food and fun
and live music. Other live music to check out these
weekend Marians Hendrix featuring Kenny Wayne Sheppard who we talked
(29:03):
to yesterday, Zach Wild, Duezel Zappa, and Moore, all paying
tribute to the great Jimmy Hendrix. That show is tonight
at Will Rogers' Auditorium in Forgabor.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Good you guys.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Yellowstone fans may want a head to Dicky's Arena tomorrow
to see Ryan Bingham's Great Western Show featuring Ryan and
Tanya Tucker and many more other country artists at the
American Airline Center. Tonight, it's the R and B Forever
Tour with Bell BIV, Devo, Tyreese and Genuine Texas Trust
CEU Theater. Tonight, the Avid Brothers Jamestown Revival comes to town,
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and then tomorrow night the pop star Who Is All
About That Base Megan Trainor is out at the pavilion
at Toyota Music Factory. Out at Legacy Food Hall in
Pleno Tonight, it's Jack O Peers. They're celebrating thirty five
years of being together. When it comes to tribute bands,
Tonight at hub Win twenty one in McKinney, you can
see our friends from Texas Clearwater Revival At Lava Cantina,
(30:00):
the Connie Deaf Legend The Death Leopard Tribute Band takes
the stage. Tomorrow night. The Beatles tribute band Hard Night's
Day is out at Redtail Pavilion in Plano. Tomorrow night,
Let's Talk Sports. The Stars kicked off their season last
night in Nashville, beating the Predators four to three. Tomorrow,
the Stars play their home opener at the American Airline
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Center against the New York Islanders puck drops at seven pm,
and then on Sunday, the Stars will face the Seattle
Kraken puck drops Sunday at seven as well. Cowboys fans
head out to Jerry World at and T Stadium Sunday
to see your boys take on the Detroit Lions. Kickoff
on Sunday is at three twenty five. Also this weekend,
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if you're a fan of cricket, that National Cricket League
Tournament continues its run at UT Dallas and Richardson. Fans
of live comedy, we've been talking about this this morning.
There are so many great comedians in town this weekend,
including Carlos Mencia. He's at the Addison Improv through Sunday.
Felipe is Sparzo, wh we heard from earlier. He has
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two shows at the Majestic Theater in Dallas tonight, and
Jim Florentine is at Hyenas in Fort Worth tonight. Footies
in fort Worth head out to Panther Island Pavilion tomorrow
for the Fort Worth Taco and Margarita Festival. The gates
will open tomorrow at noon. Se Levada Grapevine Grapevine's Hispanic
Heritage Festival. We'll get underway tomorrow at two on Main Street.
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It is a free event, and you know I always
say if it's free, it's for me. They're gonna have
lots of great food, live music, a Selena lookalike contests,
and fun family activities and just in time for Halloween season.
At the AT and T Performing Arts Center in Dallas,
you can see Dracula, a Comedy of Terrors. This is
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what happens when you take Dracula and blend it with
the comedy of Monty Python and mel brooks Ok. That
show is at the AT and T Performing Arts Center
this weekend. Fans of Sirk Tosila, you still have time
to see song Blazers Cirk Desilets Journey into Country Music.
It continues. It's run at Fair Park in Dallas now
through October twentieth, and then in Rockwall tomorrow. It's the
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Rubber Duck Regatta and Jeep Festival. This includes the always
thrilling Rubber Duck Race where one lucky person is going
to win a brand new jeep Wrangler. That's happening tomorrow.
And that is just some of what is going on
this weekend. You're welcome the Bow in Them Show. It's
(32:33):
lone Star ninety two to five, The Bow and Them
Show minus Bo. So it's Anna and Ao. So, as
I mentioned, we have so many comedians, great comedians that
have been coming into town and today is absolutely no
difference and it never fails.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Ao.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Then when I reach out to the management for these
comedians who are coming to town, they'll always say something like,
we don't think that they're going to be able to
do an in person this can they do a phone
But just as soon as I say that it's for
Bo Roberts, the comedians come back and say anything for Bo.
And that's what happened with Carlos smith Siyet. He is
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at the Addison Improv this weekend. Here is one such
visit with the Bow In Them Show.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Because he's here to steal your sentergy.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Carlos, how about damn Cowboys?
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Yes see, you guys are actually doing good this year.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
You know what sucks that because you guys are the
It just came out a couple days ago. You are
the biggest sports franchise in the world, but because you are,
you get more hate than anybody, of course, And there
are so many people right.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Now sadly happy that a man is gonna.
Speaker 8 (33:48):
Not get to do what he wants for a living,
like they're they're the lose.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Sight of that. They're just like good. They deserve it,
I know.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
And it's like, dude, I have been fighting this whole
thing for for like the past couple of years, because
we we're in that world now of instead of being like,
my team's great, it's all everything is.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
You suck.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
That sucks, everybody sucks. Where'd you get that information? That's wrong?
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Every everything, everything that you have to say is wrong.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I'm tired of it.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
I'm disgusted by all of this stupidity.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Think about this.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
You think comedians specifically want to make you laugh. Yes,
we wake up wanting to make you laugh or insecure
about making you laugh. We dream about telling jokes to
make you laugh, and then some people take that and
turn it into a negative like we're bad people. Like
(34:40):
think about this. I've had many many women go down
on me, and none of them were none of them,
like they were not all great, but none of them
we're bad enough that I was like, don't ever do
that again. Like I never I never went online and
said I'm gonna cancel you, Jessica.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
How damn you?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
How dare you ignore the levels?
Speaker 7 (35:01):
You know?
Speaker 8 (35:02):
You know what I'm saying, It's like, how do you
turn that bad? And that's the society that we're getting to.
And yet you know when you go to those shows
and those people, I think there's a hypocrisy there. And
and listen, just because you're Latino, it doesn't mean you're
a good person. Just because you're disabled doesn't mean you're
a good person. Just because you're LGBTQ doesn't mean you're
(35:23):
a good person. I do a joke about and this.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I mean this.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
If you're a transgender and you know that you look
a little confusing to the eye, Yeah, pick a name
that lets us know penis or vagina. Well here's the thing,
I met one in your city, in this city last
time I was here. Yeah, they didn't tell me if
it was a boy or girl. And I asked the name, right,
(35:48):
because that's that's that's that's a normal person's way of
saying Hey, I can't tell what you are.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, my name is Carlos. What's your name? Yeah, that's
that's a polite that's the polite way of all right,
is it Maria? Then she goes Alex like, not help me,
not help me.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
Alex has a penis, which I do, And in my
head I wanted to go, you're an ego, you're an
agl You know, we're trying to guess and you still
pick the name that can be both.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
We're just trying to tap dance around so we don't
upset you when we're just asking a question.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
When we're just being in I don't care what you are.
I don't care what you do. I don't you know,
because listen, it's true story. I'm not even gonna get
into it, but real story. In nineteen ninety six, a
guy named Ron Jeremy introduced me to what we used
to call a transsexual post op Hot unbelievably Hot.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Never told me she used to be a dude. If
you want to hear the.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
Story about me banging that chick, dude, you gotta come
to my show.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
The show. No Bye. Lucas are alive at Windstar World
casino and resort in Oklahoma Friday, November eighth, and rumor
has it we will have your tickets next week at
seven point fifty. It's about with them show minus Boso.
It's in an Ao on lone Star ninety two to five,
So a lot of people stuck on in traffic. This morning,
(37:12):
a a fatal motorcycle crash and down the utility cables
shut down the Dallas North Tollway in both directions in
North Dallas this morning. The incident happened around three point
thirty this morning on the tollway at Northwest Highway, causing
major traffic delays along the busy stretch through Dallas. According
to the North Texas Tollway Authority, they expect the closures
to last through rush hour.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Be careful.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
There's also construction in that stretch too. It might have
had something to do with the rack watch out. Yeah,
the construction is pretty much wrapped up.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
So the Texas Department of Public Safety set a motorcycle
crash killing the loan rider on it. More information about
that crash not immediately available.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Okay, and I got one for you here too. We're
going to go to Clearwater, Florida. More than five hundred
people were rescued from a flooded apartment complex yesterday. First
responders started getting calls of people trapped in rising water
at the standard apartments hours after Hurricane Milton made landfall
Wednesday night. Emergency crews from the Clearwater Police Department, Fire
and Rescue, and the Panelas County Sheriff's Office were all
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involved in this rescue of more than five hundred souls. Wow,
there were reports. There were no reports of major injuries.
Now some rockers are putting together a huge album to
benefit Hurricane Helene victims. There's more than one hundred artists
that have stepped on board for this, including Rim Fish,
Jeff Tweety from Wilco, Nathaniel Rateliff, and The Night Sweats.
(38:36):
They're amazing live. The album is only ten dollars and
the ten dollars is a donation. It's available right now
on the band camp app and all the proceeds go
to the hurricane victims and their families.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Yeah, so that's for Hurricane Helene. I'm wondering if they're
going to include all the people from Hurricane Milton that
are like cleaning up.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Sure, I'll hope.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
So while doing cleanup work in the wake of Hurricane Helena.
The Washington County, Georgia's Sheriff's Department manage to make an
impressive drug seizure. While clearing off Highway two thirty one
near Davis Burrow, deputies discovered a wealth of packages containing
vacuum sealed weed, THHC, bait, cartridges, edibles, cough syrup, and
(39:15):
an assortment of pills. There on Facebook, Sheriff Cochrane personally
invited the owner of these packages to the Sheriff's office
to pick up their product. It's not clear the drugs
and paraphernalia were in the place that they were discovered
all along, or if they'd been washed there by floodwaters.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
You know, someone is very upset about that. Eth Ol
Kennedy the wife of Senator Robert F. Kennedy, who raised
their eleven kids after he was assassinated and remained dedicated
to social causes in the family's legacy for decades after
losing RFK. She passed away yesterday at the age of
ninety six years old. Kennedy had been hospitalized after suffering
(39:52):
a stroke in her sleep on the third of October.
A millionaire's daughter who married the future senator and Attorney
General on night teen fifty. Eppel had endured more death
by the age of forty for the whole world to
see than most would in their entire lifetime. Much so, Yeah,
she was rfks. She was right by RFK side when
he was fatally shot in the kitchen of the Ambassador
(40:14):
Hotel in la That was in June of sixty eight,
just after winning the Democratic presidential primary in California. Her
brother in law, President John F. Kennedy had, of course,
been assassinated right here in our backyard less than five
years earlier.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
A funeral home in Queens, New York, is being sued
for shipping a body to the wrong country. A lawsuit
filed in New York State Supreme Court says rg Orti's
funeral home was supposed to get ninety six year old
Gorman Maldonado's remains to her native Ecuador in Maine, but
they were sent to Guatemala, some fourteen hundred miles away instead.
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The funeral home allegedly didn't come clean for two weeks
when Maldonado's family saw a TikTok video posted by a
reporter about the mother's body showing up instead of a
man body that they were expecting. The lawsuit also alleges
that the body was too badly decomposed for an open
casket funeral. Now those children are seeking unspecified damages. The
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funeral home in Queens has already faced legal action for
losing bodies and exploiting customers, and seid of the issue.
It was a small error, small whatebs small small okay
stick around coming up in the lone Star ticket window.
We have your family four pack of tickets to the
State Fair of Texas that's coming up here on the
(41:31):
Bow and Them Show on lone Star ninety two to five.
It's the Bow and Them Show on lone Star ninety
two to five minus Bow. He's still out, but it'll
be back on Monday. It's an AO and who won
our tickets to the Great State Fair of Texas with
those corny dogs.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Rull Gonzalez. Raoul is just about to turn sixty three.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Well, happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Rould're going to go a rocket at the State Fair.
Corny Dogs included.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Absolutely And guess what, We've got more State Fair tickets
to give away next week ahead of the final weekend
of the State Fair of Texas. Along with that family
four pack of corny Dugs.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
That's right, absolutely, positively and seven fifty Next week, I
see the.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Top tickets for that sold out show at Lucas Oil
Live at Windstar. How awesome is that? And bo is
going to be back. Hey, so you spend way too
much money buying tickets to the Texas Oh You game
and tickets to see the Boys on Sunday at Jerry World.
Will how about an extra thousand dollars to put in
your bank account? Classic Cashi's back with your shot at
one thousand dollars every hour Monday through Friday, nine am
(42:34):
to five pm. All you have to do is listen
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them at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
That first keyword of the day coming up just after nine,
right here on lone Star ninety two to five. Stocker
much sting. It's the place on lone Star ninety two
to five the Bow and Them show minus Bo. So
it's Anna and Ao and Bo is gonna be kicking
(42:56):
himself with his good foot because he's not here today.
We had some groceries delivered this morning.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
We did the Hooters calendar girls are up here right now, Anadharo,
my goodness.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
And the beautiful young man.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
They had to have.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Gotten up as early as we do to look that pretty.
I mean, it's not just the Hooters orange shorts they've
got on the formal.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Wear today because their beauty patcheant.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
That's right, that's right, And the new Hooters calendar is
looking good. We got to sample that along with the food.
Thank you Hooters for hooking us up this morning. We appreciated.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
During the month of October, Hooters locations across the country
are doing a Give a Hoot initiative raising donations in
a fight against breast cancer. So it's for a great cause.
And get all that information at any Hooters location here
in North Texas. We even had the Hooters girls record
a video a get well message for Bow just so
you know.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna post that.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah, it's gonna be on the official Facebook page of
Lone Star here in a few And.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Speaking of Lone Star ninety two to five right now
on the Bow and Them show page, we've got some
time wasters for you. So Geene Simmons, you know we
talked about him getting all this grief from fans of
Dancing with the Stars after he judged Tuesday night and
they were not impressed. They said he treated it more
like a beauty pageant than a dance competition. Well, Geene
(44:15):
Simmons stands behind that criticism. He says, all media is clickbait.
I stand by every word I said. I had a
great time. The contestants were great, the show was great.
Watched the show. It was a lot of fun, but
the fans still were not impressed. You can check out
his interview with The Daily Mail up on our page.
(44:36):
And Happy seventy seventh birthday to Sammy Hagar. His birthday
is this Sunday, but he's been celebrating since last weekend.
On Wednesday, he made a surprise appearance at his Cabo
Wabbo Canteena and Cabo San Lucas, Mexico ahead of his
annual birthday bash. We have video of his surprise performance,
and we have all the information on his birthday bash,
which is coming up tonight and Sunday. His seventy seventh
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birthday congratulations going out to Mick Jagger. His seventh grandchild
was recently born. His daughter Georgia May from his marriage
to Jerry Hall, who's in East Texas. Girl and her
boyfriend welcome son Dean Lee Jaggers Sedlig on September thirtieth.
Grandpa Jagger not only has seven grandkids, he also has
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three great grandchildren and eight children with five women. His
youngest son is Devereaux, who's seven years old. Looks just
like his dad, but with blonde hair. Devereaux's mom is
Melanie Hamrick, who is thirty seven years old, which reminds
me of this old meme I saw around ten years
ago that said, right now, Mick Jagger's future ex girlfriend
(45:43):
is being born. Yeah. Also up on time Wasters Founding Kiss.
Drummer Peter Chris Is posted a PSA on his website
in support of October Bean Breast Cancer Awareness Month. We
have thatsa up. You know. Peter Cris was diagnosed with
breast cancer in two thousand and eight. He's trying to
raise awareness that men can get breast cancer as well.
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The first trailer has been released for Midas Man. This
is a biopic about the late Beatles manager Brian Epstein.
We have that trailer up. It looks like it's gonna
be a good movie.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Was it Netflix UK or something Amazon Prime.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Prime Video UK. It's gonna be out October thirtieth. No
word on when it's gonna be released here, but you
know it's coming here. A new Iron Maiden documentary is
in the works, Run to the Hills, the story of
Iron Maiden, celebrating the band's fiftieth anniversary. That's gonna hit
Netflix in March. And finally, a happy dog makes a
happy man. Honestly, after seeing this video, I'm not sure
(46:39):
if the guy is happier or the dog is happier.
It's a toss and I can't get this song that
the guy sings. It's called She's Dumped, She Dump, She's dumped.
Check out this video the dog going between the guy's legs,
and honestly, I don't know if that's a dog between
his legs or he's just happy to see me. It's
on the Bow and Them show page at lone Star
(47:00):
com It's lone Star ninety two five The Bow and
Them Show minus Bo So it's Anna and Ao. Bow
had foot surgery on Wednesday, so he's out yesterday and
he's out again today, and boy is he going to
be kicking himself because we had the Hooters Girls up
here promoting their calendar. We did set aside one of
the Hooters calendars for Bo, and we also recorded a
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get well video message for Bo that we're going to
be putting up on social media for him.
Speaker 5 (47:27):
So that's right, that's going to go up on the
official Loan Star Facebook page, which, by the way, we're
sort of doubling up on this break right now. We
are streaming live on the Facebook page while we talk
to you on FM as well, and this is going
to sort of act as our after show.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yes, because it's a very very busy Friday for both
AO and I. I'm going to be wrapping up here
and then I am driving down the tollway they've cleared
away that serious accident from earlier this morning.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
I'm so sad to hear that.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
I know, such a motorcycle, horrible accident, so many people
stuck in traffic. Prayers go up to the family of
this victim. But then there came word that on one
to eighty three and irving between Carl Road and O'Connor,
they shut down that highway because of a diesel spill,
So who knows what's going on about cosmett.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Spills can take a long time. Be patient.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
I've been saying this at the end of our six
oh five streams every once in a while. It's nice weather,
that's going to be more cars and more motorcycles on
the road. Please be patient and kind with each other
to the best of your.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
Villainy, please drive carefully and have a great weekend. Texans.
Oh you weekend tomorrow. Hooke them horns. I have a
lot of friends ow you fans, so may the best
team Horns win. Cowboys playing on Sunday a Jerry World
kickoff for the Cowboys Detroit Lions Game three twenty five.
(48:47):
We did not do NFL picks today because Bo was
out right, So we'll just say that all of us
got five points, you know for plus Fox four. Okay
about that, We'll just add five to all of our
NFL that'll.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Be a really big help to Deuce and Bow who
are in last place.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
Still going to be the same because we're all getting
five points.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
So now next week, good news at seven fifty we
have tickets to the sold out ZZ Top show at
Lucas Oil Live at Windstar World Casino. So that's at
seven fifty all next week, and then at the eight
forty ticket window. We have more State Fair.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Tickets, last chance State Fair tickets times for each one
of you gets a free Corny Dog voucher two and
then next weekend that's it for the State Fair for
a whole nother year.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
If you're going to be a couch potato this weekend,
just fyi. The musical guest on Saturday Night Live on
Saturday is none other than the most awesome Stevie Nicks
oh nine. Say you're DVR or you know, just stay
home on a Saturday night and check out Stevie Nicks outstanding.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
Thank you all for sticking with us here Minus Bow
and Everything. Bo will be back on Monday morning, barring
any unforeseen circumstances.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
I am gonna drag his ass here on Monday. If
I have to wake up at one am and go
pick him up, I will. So we'll see you all
on Monday. Have a great weekend, Be safe. Thank you
so much for listening to the Bow and Them show
on lone Star ninety two to five. Debbie Alcacer coming
up next. Bye,
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