The Bo and Them Full Show - Nov 5, 2024 (Ep 1257) Election Day Funnies. ToyBox Interview with Bryan Adams on his 65th.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What makes this morning show better than the others. Perhaps
it's the fact that we don't engage in CD affairs
like our opponents. We don't sleep with underage waitresses, cross
dress higher prostitutes, or sell ourselves at truck stop restrooms. Sure,
you have a choice when it comes to morning shows.
You can listen to us and say no to human sacrifices,
whale hunting and cable theft, or you can tune in

(00:23):
the other guys and say.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes to baby eating. The choice is yours.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Absolutely no one approves of this ad.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hi, folks. It's your favorite president, Donald Trump and your
current president Joe Joe Biden.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
And today is a very important day.

Speaker 6 (00:39):
Oh that's right, man, It's Tuesday, Tuesday, So get out
there and get your tacos because it's Taco Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, Joe, it's election day.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Oh that's right. Yeah. Wait, what are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
The election? All right?

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Well, if you have an election lasted more than four hours,
call your doctor, man Gold, that's a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Wow, I can't believe I lost to this guy. Get
out there and vote, folks, bigly.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
It's election Day, a day to get out there and
exercise your right and duty as an American a day
to vote, So come on down to the Election Day
supply Store. We have everything you need to get you
through election day. Helmets, pepper, spray tasers, everything you need.

Speaker 8 (01:23):
I got a bunch of plywood so I could board
up my store at the Election day supply store.

Speaker 9 (01:27):
And I got a.

Speaker 10 (01:27):
Fire extinguisher to put out any fires set by.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Rioters and looters.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm ready to vote.

Speaker 11 (01:32):
You sure are, And make sure you get your clothing
that's neither red or blue so nobody can tell who
you're voting for the Election Day supply store.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Stop by today before it happens. You get it here
on Us and Saints.

Speaker 9 (01:45):
A new CNN opinion research Fall takes a look at
how elections may shake out. Fifty one percent of people
polls say it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
It makes no difference with one of us.

Speaker 12 (01:54):
You vote for either way.

Speaker 13 (01:57):
Your planet is due.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's democracy for you. Something important is happening today.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
What do you mean? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Where do I be?

Speaker 9 (02:08):
Today is election day?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Make sure you go out and this is serious. Look
at me. This is important to get out vote. Don't
let anything stop you from voting.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Nothing and every vote counts.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Get out there and boot.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Voter time, mother, mother, voter time routed the voter house.

Speaker 9 (02:29):
I'm going to stick a knife through your eyes.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Democracy has found it all one simple rule. Get out
there and voter. I will kill you. Vote of time, mother,
voto time. I can't learn from a thirty eight. Go
ahead and try your opinion be hurt. You gotta make
a choice.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Voto time.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Hey for it by nobody and nobody a blues?

Speaker 14 (02:52):
WHOA What did you expect from me? That's true, that's
true on.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
A day it's serious as today.

Speaker 9 (03:01):
That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
That ain't all.

Speaker 10 (03:03):
I got a lot more fight, of course you do.

Speaker 14 (03:06):
Yes, it is election day, and I'll be willing to
bet there's a lot of you out there saying to
yourself self, why did I wait until the last day
to vote?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Again?

Speaker 14 (03:18):
I know, hey, your timeline is your business. But as
long as you do it before.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
The day is over.

Speaker 9 (03:24):
It always makes me proud, though, when I see long
lines outside, because it just goes to show that we're
practicing our rights to vote. You know, other countries they
have super long lines because they didn't have the right
to vote until recently. True, and we have taken it
for granted for far too long ago. Roberts Damn.

Speaker 15 (03:50):
Insists on the other side of the world, the people
standing in long lines for bread, just bread people.

Speaker 14 (03:56):
Yeah, I mean, you're gonna wish that you voted.

Speaker 9 (03:59):
Ear I always voter, I know, and you lucked out
because you didn't have a weight. I went on the
first day of early voting and I had an hour wait,
but I was still very, very proud.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
To do it.

Speaker 14 (04:09):
Well, that's because you didn't go to the Hackberry City Hall. Yeah,
I did, because there was nobody in that.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
And that's the thing is make a plan before you
go out and vote today because some of you may think, oh,
I always vote at this place, but they may have
changed it. So make sure you make a plan.

Speaker 14 (04:25):
Well, not only is it election day, but it's commercial
TV broadcast day.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh my.

Speaker 14 (04:32):
Now, in case you didn't know, commercials are what keeps
both TV and radio on the air.

Speaker 9 (04:39):
That's very true.

Speaker 14 (04:39):
It's what pays the bills so we in the industry can.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Get paid us.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
So thank you, thank you for staying with us during
the commercial brand.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Have you ever seen one of our electric bills?

Speaker 14 (04:50):
No, I don't even want to, not at all, because
we're responsible for a lot of yes, it is National
Gunpowder Day because it was invented. It was invented around
eight hundred BC by the Chinese, who quickly adapted it
for military use. For the next five hundred years, China

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led the world in gunpowder technology, but it was the
Europeans who brought guns to their lethal potential. We here
in America are the ones who let it get out.

Speaker 9 (05:22):
So the Chinese gave us gunpowder and fireworks.

Speaker 14 (05:25):
Yeah, how about that. Look, I ain't giving up my guns,
no matter what you've heard. You ain't got to take
yours either, a way out. They're gonna let you keep them,
just kill out. Speaking of the Chinese, it's National Chinese
takeout Day, oh y, because sometimes you just gotta have
some a little.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
Mo goo guy pet Yeah, little sweet and sour chicken.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Can I have one of your crab rangoons? No? Okay,
let's waittle.

Speaker 14 (05:50):
The shield gets rolled before we start swapping eats here
on the world.

Speaker 15 (05:53):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (05:54):
National Donut Appreciation Day, Oh yes, every day, because sometimes
you got to have one after stuff your help with
all that Chinese food. And it's American Football Day. Sorry
to us cowboy fans, but like many sports, the rules
of the game have changed a lot over time to
be what they are now. The roots of American football
are in rugby football and association football that's another name

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for soccer. In nineteen oh six, the forward pass was introduced,
and in nineteen twenty a professional league was formed, which
came to be known as the National Football League, which
we now call the NFL. The very first football team
to pay its players was the Canton Bulldogs of Canton, Ohio,
which is why the Pro Football Hall of Fame is

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in can Ohio.

Speaker 9 (06:42):
Way to go, Bulldogs.

Speaker 14 (06:43):
Yes right, it is bank transfer Day. Listen, any y'all
won't transfer money from your account to our win going
to stop it. We can't give you a receipt, but
will sure as he'll take it and we'll appreciate it.
That's right. And it's National Love your Red Hair Day.
I had some I would, but since I don't, I won't.
Sorry gingers, but this is how I'm staying.

Speaker 9 (07:05):
My favorite aunt had red hair, so I appreciate redheads.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Good.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, redheads can be.

Speaker 14 (07:10):
Fired, yes, which can be a good thing and a
bad thing.

Speaker 16 (07:15):
Very true.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Right, let's get ready for sports of all sorts. Let's
do the morning Street.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
And Si, don't forget.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
Pick your ticket. You can choose between Rod Stewart or Billigimmons.

Speaker 14 (07:30):
Which ever one you don't pick goes into the ticket
window at eight forty.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
All right, yeah, leftover? Yeah, I should have stifled that yawn,
but I didn't.

Speaker 14 (07:37):
Okay, get your ass up because we got a lot
to do today and you're gonna get out and vote.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
So it's tied to.

Speaker 14 (07:45):
Choke Dallos for worst Classic Rock a lone star in
ninety two five.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
But you knew that already, didn't you.

Speaker 14 (07:52):
Oh yeah, alright, let's jump into this.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's time for sports.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
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Speaker 14 (08:02):
To all those listeners who we gave tickets to last week.
I wish I could bring you some better results than
the MAVs gave last night. Hard Miles Turner had season
highs with thirty points and eleven rebounds while going over
eight thousand career points. Tyres Haliburton had a season best
twenty five points and twelve assists, and the Indiana Pacers

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beat the Dallas Mavericks one thirty four to one to
twenty seven last night at the American Airline Center. Sad
Damn Lord Lord Dallas cut a ten point deficit to
five with one forty seven left before Haliburton hit a
pull up seventeen footer with fifty seconds left. Luca had
thirty four points and fifteen assists for the Mavericks, who

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split a home back to back. Rick Carlisle, former Mavericks coach,
is five and two against the Mavericks, the team he
coached to the twenty eleven NBA title. This is becoming
Indiana's coach in twenty twenty one. The Mavericks have another
home game as they host Chicago tomorrow night in the
fourth game of a five game homestand and speaking of basketball,

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San Antonio Spurs coach Greg Popovich is taking an indefinite
break due to an undisclosed illness.

Speaker 9 (09:15):
I'm worried about pop.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
I always liked him.

Speaker 9 (09:18):
I know it's a great guy.

Speaker 14 (09:19):
The seventy five year old coach has led the Spurs
for twenty nine years, racking up one three hundred and
ninety victories and five NBA titles. He didn't travel with
the team to Los Angeles for yesterday's game against the
Clippers and is not expected to coach in the game
against Houston tomorrow night. I hope nothing is really wrong
with Pops, because I really always liked the meet.

Speaker 16 (09:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (09:41):
Two time All Star starting pitcher Nathan Yovaldi became a
free agent yesterday after declining a vested twenty million dollar
player option for next season with your Texas range or
not him, I know, doesn't he know? It's a Bochi
curse only for one season.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's only for one season.

Speaker 11 (09:59):
I mean.

Speaker 9 (09:59):
Then Eovaldi will get a two million dollar buyout from
that option, earned by throwing more than three hundred innings
over his two years with the Rangers after joining them
in free agency. He was the winning pitcher in their
World Series clinching game at Arizona in twenty twenty three,
when he was five and oh with a two point
nine to five er and six postseason starts. He was
also a part of Boston's World Series twenty eighteen title.

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Now the Rangers had expected Nathan Neovaldi to decline the option,
but would still like to re sign the thirty four
year old right hander and Texas native. Texas was the
sixth big league team for Eovaldi, who is ninety one
and eighty one with a four point seven er A
and two ninety four career games two hundred and seventy
five starts since his debut in twenty eleven with the

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Los Angeles Dodgers. I'm sure he probably wishes that he
was still with the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Right, done it earlier. Woops.

Speaker 9 (10:52):
Three times Cy Young Award winner Max Shurtzer and left
hander Andrew Heeney, who made a team high thirty one starts,
are also free a A oh, come on, er sign
those guys.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
All the time.

Speaker 14 (11:03):
We bitch about pitching every year. Don't let these guys
absolutely now.

Speaker 15 (11:08):
This Thursday night at the Double ac the Dallas Stars
and the Chicago Blackhawks are going to play some hockey
and yeah, we know that much, but it's also a
very special night. Dallas Stars are going to hold Military
and Veterans Appreciation Night presented by their partners at Toyota
this Thursday night against Chicago, and early arriving fans are
going to get some pretty cool souvenirs of the evening.

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You get complimentary Dallas Star's military caps while supplies last
a custom hiring our heroes. Toyota Tacoma will be on
display during the first intermission. You're going to get to
check that out if you go to the game. Given
fans an opt to learn more about the program that
connects the military community with the American businesses. Now on
PNC Plaza before the game, the US Air Force Band

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of the West are going to perform. That's going to
start in the plaza about five o'clock Thursday afternoon. Additionally,
fans can visit the Toyota Tundra into Koma display that's
at the PNC Plaza two and you can register to
win a twenty twenty five Toyota Tundra. Now, the Dallas
Stars Foundation is going to host an autograph jersey auction
as well. This is online at Dallastars dot com slash

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Jersey Auction, and they're gonna have military theme to autograph
mystery pucks available for purchase at the Fans Center outside
Section one thirteen ATAAC Thursday. The Jersey Auction opens online
Thursday at four pm. It closes the fourteenth of the
month at six pm.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
That's awesome. And all these veterans events are because Monday
is Veterans Day erectly, that's right.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
No, I hate to be a dick.

Speaker 14 (12:34):
But am I the only one who's tired of seeing
the Chiefs winning all the time?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (12:38):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (12:39):
I'm kind of rooting for him now because my Cowboys
or something.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
I know.

Speaker 14 (12:42):
I mean, I don't hate Kansas City at all, but
come on, man. The Chiefs moved to eight and oh
on the season, the only unbeaten team left after beating
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers thirty to twenty four at home
in overtime on Monday Night Football to close Week nine.
The Chiefs trails seventeen to ten in the second half,
but predictably rally to take a twenty four to seventeen lead.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Late.

Speaker 14 (13:04):
However, Baker Mayfield sparked the last minute drive to tie
the game and send it into overtime, but Patrick Mahomes
and company won the coin toss and received the ball,
never letting Mayfield get a shot. After Kareem Hunt scored
the winning touchdown. And that's the problem that I've always
set ahead with the NFL's overtime rule. The Bucks didn't
even get a chance to answer back. I don't want

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to bring it up again, but overtime in pro football
should be decided the way they do it in college football,
where everyone gets at least one shot. You can keep
trying until somebody stomps you, So the game can't end
until both teams get a chance to win. Yeah, but
ain't nobody in the NFL listening to.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
My dumb ass.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
So if you're a Chiefs fan, you're not complaining. If
you're a Bucks fan, you are complaining. Well, yeah, but
I mean that's the way they should do overtime.

Speaker 11 (13:52):
Now.

Speaker 10 (13:52):
The way college does it is perfect, it's fair, right, Yes,
it makes all.

Speaker 15 (13:56):
The sense in the world to mirror the rules between
college football and NFL.

Speaker 14 (14:00):
For the not all rules, well, well, in college they
can't call the two minute break a two minute warning
because that's trademarked by the end.

Speaker 9 (14:11):
Okay. Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott got some bad news yesterday.
He is expected to miss multiple weeks with the hamstring injury. Prescott,
of course, injured his hamstring during Sunday's lost to the
Atlanta Falcons, and Dak's injury is not looking like a
short term injury. He's expected to get his second opinion,
but he's going to be out of the lineup for

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quite some time. However, He's still gonna get that three
point five million.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Thank god. Oh yeah, thank good.

Speaker 9 (14:40):
Cooper Rush replaced Prescott on Sunday after his injury early
in the fourth quarter. Rush led the Cowboys to a
four to one record in twenty twenty two. After Prescott
was injured. If you remember, Trey Lance is expected to
be the team's backup quarterback. Cowboys are currently three and
five on the season and face our hated rival, the
Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday. Could be a long day for

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our boys in silver and blue. Kickoff Sunday is at
three twenty five from Jerry World in arlenk. I can't
watch it, oh, I know it's gonna be painful.

Speaker 14 (15:11):
I mean, I'll have to turn it off if the
Cowboys just can't.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
I don't even think Saint Sebastian can help us in.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
This, Anna, you gotta try. If anyone can get through
to Saint Sebastian, it's Annah.

Speaker 9 (15:22):
I think he's given up.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
The St.

Speaker 14 (15:23):
Sebastian is gone. I'm sitting thisling out, oh hot under
the covers.

Speaker 15 (15:29):
The time to make trades in the NFL is just
a few hours away from deadline. The twenty twenty four
NFL trade deadline is hours away as teams across the
league look to gear up for playoff pushes.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Jerry didn't do anything during the.

Speaker 15 (15:43):
Offseason, so we're gonna find out if he's gonna wheel
and deal today. The trade deadline ends this afternoon at
three pm our time. There's several players who would love
to leave one team and start fresh on a new one,
but it's not looking like there's any interest in the Cowboys.
Why gee, I wonder what the Boys now getting other
players to fill the holes in the Dallas defense or offense,

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and there's a lot of those holes to fill.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
It's just like the election today.

Speaker 15 (16:08):
We won't know what the hell's going on until later
on this afternoon.

Speaker 14 (16:12):
There you go, and Sunday's Green Bay Packers Detroit Lions game.
On the surface, it was a normal assertion for any broadcaster,
but Tom Brady isn't any normal broadcaster. As part of
his minority ownership of the Las Vegas Raiders, Brady is
prohibited from criticizing officiating or other teams. While Brady's comments

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seemingly didn't reach the threshold of being inflammatory, this is
the first instance that the NFL has to weigh in
on what will undoubtedly be a game of cat and
mouse for Brady in the booth. Now he said something
about a bad call during the game. Apparently Tom Terrific
didn't realize that he has to watch his mouth a
little since he's the partial owner of an NFL team.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
That's I mean, that's the sad part of him being
a minority owner. He can't say what he needs to
say when he's calling a game.

Speaker 14 (17:03):
And he was right, he was right. Yes, Okay, let's regroup.
Freaking full file. Next on the ball on them Show Church, Churts, Dallas,
What Wors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. We're
going to kick election day into high gear momentarily, but

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now let's take a break. It's time for the freaking
full file. A Russian court has ruled that Google owes
Russian media stations around twenty decillion dollars in fines for
blocking their contents billion. I had never heard of decillion

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in terms of money before me. Lot okay, to put
that into perspective, that's twenty with thirty three zeros after it.
The World Bank estimates that the global national product around
one hundred trillion, which is peanuts Compared to this perspective, fine,
Google would therefore have to find more money than exist

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on Earth.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
To pay Moscow.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
Yeah, I don't think they're gonna get it.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I wouldn't Home of Brea.

Speaker 14 (18:15):
The bizarre amount has been calculated after a four year
court case that started after YouTube banned the ultra nationalist
Russian channel Tasgrad in twenty twenty. Following Putin's illegal invasion
of Ukraine in twenty twenty two, more channels were added
to the band list, and seventeen stations are now suing
the TV channel owned by Vladimir Putin's Ministry of Defense.

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But you know how vladiputer is is. He's instructed the
court to impose a fine of one hundred thousand rubles
or one thousand, twenty five dollars per day, with a
total fine doubling every week until it's paid off with
the compound interest. Google is now on the hook for
an insane amount of money that dubbed even the exist

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in the world, or what the judge called a case
of which there are many many zeros. The battle is
now in the courts around the globe. Is Russia seeks
to seize Google's assets, but they're having very little success.
Like I say, Pooty, I wouldn't hold my breath.

Speaker 9 (19:16):
If I would use I wouldn't mind seeing Putin not
get that money at all.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Well, stick around, stick around.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
From the what were they thinking? File comes this story.
A volunteer fire department in Nova, Scotia has apologized after
a group attended a Halloween party at the local Firefighters
Club dressed as klu Klux Klan members.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Oh that won't raise too many hoes.

Speaker 9 (19:41):
My god, who thought this was a good idea? Deputy
Fire Chief Wade Guthro said in a Facebook post that
the fire department is very, very sorry from the bottom
of their hearts, and he asked for the community's forgiveness.
Pictures and video shared on social media show four people
wearing long white robes, pointed white hoods inside what appears
to be the North Sydney Firefighters Club and not theirs.

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One person he's even carrying a large cross. I mean
the pictures you see them whipping it up, which makes
me think that they're even more disgusting than I first thought.

Speaker 13 (20:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
Described as the oldest and most infamous of American hate groups,
the klu Klux Klan is known for lynchings, rapes, and
other violent acts on those challenging white supremacy. Here's another thing.
The other firefighters at the party have been threatened with
violence if they say anything more about it. And I'm
sure you can guess who those threats are.

Speaker 11 (20:32):
Cut.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yes, I can imagine.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
What's wrong with those people? Y'all cut it out.

Speaker 15 (20:38):
Commuters on a busy road in Massachusetts faced a gag
inducing situation and yesterday.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Morning's morning drive here's what happened.

Speaker 15 (20:47):
Big old truck carrying full porta potties went under an
underpass that was too long. I wouldn't want to truck bang,
but bang, Two full poor potties spilled over. Big hazmatt
situation on the road. A lot of motorists were seen
rolling down their windows and play out of their windows.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, it was that bad.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Can you imagine fish?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Some real stink there? It was.

Speaker 15 (21:17):
It was human aws you you know, p and pooh
mixed together and the truck failed to clear the low
Mass Avenue overpass on Memorial Drive in Cambridge during the
morning commute. Two porta potties went down and slashed all
over the place. The truck initially left the scene. Why
I don't know, but they came back about twenty minutes
later to try and collect their cargo.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Hope they had a big mop.

Speaker 15 (21:38):
The incident was an example of what is known as
locally is known as Storrowing, named for Boston's Storrow Drive,
which features multiple low clearance bridges that are often struck
by over the height vehicles. It's an ongoing problem in
that part of mass and it's not going to do
any good to bitch about it. The Massachusetts Highway Department
has already spoken up on it. They said they have

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no plans to raise the height of the bridge because quote,
it would cost way too much to do it.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
How much are they spending to clean up.

Speaker 14 (22:08):
Pooh yeah, yeah, y'all better get that turd gravy off
the road because somebody won't have an act.

Speaker 9 (22:13):
But the drivers of those vehicles need to pay attention
to the clearance.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
The clearance. It's twofold, yes they do.

Speaker 14 (22:19):
It's like the two aggies driving a big semi truck
and they were sixteen feet tall and the bridge said
clearance fourteen feet one inch. One looks at the other says,
I won't tell if you won't alright, I'd tell aggy
jus come on. But a naked British tourist reportedly extremely drunk,

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fell from a hotel balcony in the Red Light district
of Pataya, Thailand, and ended up dangling through the ceiling
of a nearby internet cafe.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
No shock.

Speaker 14 (22:55):
Patrons spotted his legs protruding from the ceiling and called
the police, who found the man was in FECI. This
kind of goes with aos story there. I was very shocked,
said cafe patron. Some mock senzo. There were legs coming
down right on my head. The tourists, believed to be
from Blackburn, England, was taken to the hospital with minor

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injuries and to sober up. Police later inspected his hotel room,
finding it smeared.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
With his excrement. He did it on turpus damn.

Speaker 14 (23:27):
We have some ideas about what he was doing, said
a police lieutenant, adding that the man would need to
speak with a hotel to negotiate the bill since the
room is not the way it was when.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
He first checked in.

Speaker 9 (23:39):
Imagine that.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, good luck with that. Bruh, yeah, nice talking.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
To you, hey, coming up next hour. You don't have
to pick between Republican or Democrat. You can pick between
Rod Stewart or Billy Gibbons. Since pick your ticket and
coming up around seven to fifty, both's gonna have a
fun way for you to win those tickets to see
either Rod or Billy Gibbons at Tannehill's Tavern in for
Worth December twenty. Now we're gonna give those tickets away
around seven to fifty right here on the Bow and
Them show on Dallas Fort Worst Classic Rock lone Star

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ninety two five.

Speaker 14 (24:11):
Preach on Coot, preach on you know Election day? You
think I'm not gonna play that song by alis Co
written by our friend Dennis Dunaway. Here was on the
show not too long ago. Den it's done away. Okay,
Election day we got this call.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
This made me laugh. Good morning, y'all.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Is are you all ready for the big gender reveal tonight?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Put the gender reveal?

Speaker 17 (24:38):
Love it.

Speaker 14 (24:40):
I guess whatever smoke comes out of the chimney, that's
who won the election. No, that's for the Pope, bog
always that for the pope and not the vote. Okay,
I got it now.

Speaker 11 (24:49):
If PC smoke, it could be burning completely down at
that point.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Oh, thank you, mister optimist. We appreciate that. No smoke,
no smoke, Okay, no smoke.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
Thanks a lot, man, I love that the gender review guys, guy.

Speaker 14 (25:06):
Baby, Well Election day, and naturally I put together a
little something for you as you're getting ready to go
out and vote.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Pull the lever or fill in the little space. This
is for you.

Speaker 9 (25:19):
I'm here at a polling place where folks are lined
up to vote.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
Experts say this election could all come down to the
undecided voters.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
I understand sir, that you are an undecided voter. Yes,
so who have you decided to vote for today?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
You don't know.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
No, you're standing in line to vote and you haven't
made up your mind.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Nope, I'm undecided.

Speaker 18 (25:34):
Really Yeah.

Speaker 11 (25:34):
After all the campaigning, the conventions, the ads, debates, speeches,
hundreds of polls, and all the information in the world,
you're still undecided.

Speaker 17 (25:40):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
No, I mean I think I am so.

Speaker 11 (25:42):
Yes or no?

Speaker 9 (25:44):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Bill?

Speaker 3 (25:45):
No, Ted, Bill Well William Maybe I don't know. I've
been thinking of Sparky lately. I'm going with Sparky. Thanks
for talking to a sparky.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
The undecided voter here say bye. Bye, Sparky.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Maybe it should be hello, because listeners are just meeting
me up, shutting up.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Back to you in the studio, coming up, Kamala Harra,
I said, Donald Trump, bigly, bigly, huge, bigly.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
You know what, I miss this recap with only the
biggest moments and no filler.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, build a wall, excuse me,
excuse me.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Don't miss it.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Hi, it's Kamala Harris.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
And if you're like me, you've been spending weeks hold
up in a hotel, but in not just any hotel,
Kamala In Express, luxurious and spacious.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
So, Kamala Harris, what would you do to boost the economy?

Speaker 5 (26:36):
You know, I'm not sure, but I did stay at
a Kamala Inn Express last night.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
That's right, So.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
Okay, your time is up, mister trumpet. What would you
do to boost the economy?

Speaker 4 (26:46):
You know what, I would do a lot of great
things to bigly boost the economy, and then I would
stay at a kamale In Express because she's made it
sound so lovely. It's a huge hotel and it's way
nicer than my hotels. Don't tell anybody I said that, seriously,
what is with the laughing Tamala and Express. Book your
stay today.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
And we're going to have a fight.

Speaker 9 (27:21):
Today is election day.

Speaker 17 (27:25):
Make sure you go.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Out and vote.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Get out there and vote.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Hi.

Speaker 18 (27:30):
It's Bill Clinton and Trim and Joe Biden and this
November it's important to vote.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Vote, vote topless, hapless?

Speaker 18 (27:39):
Huh, that's right. Get to the polls. Take off your
shirt and let those puppies free, and.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Take a picture of yourself voting without a share and
send it to us.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
I don't know about this.

Speaker 18 (27:50):
Then convince your friends to vote topless and have them
sendden me the pictures, send them to me.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I want to look at him, so Greg, come on, man,
so this no member, vote tapless, so topless, please don't
see you at the polls.

Speaker 19 (28:13):
And you may mind yourself living the shock, and you
make one yourself in another part of the world, and
you make yourself behind the merd you and you may

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mind yourself.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
In a beautiful house. It was a beautiful why And
you know, you may say yourself, well, how did I
get there?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
You may ask yourself what is that beautiful?

Speaker 5 (29:07):
How?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
You may ask yourself where does that?

Speaker 20 (29:11):
Y know?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
You You may guess yourself am right?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Am you may save yourself.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
My god, what I don't.

Speaker 20 (29:31):
Say you said after say.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Save, save as if you said after the worst, say that.

Speaker 9 (29:50):
Saved last, save as if it.

Speaker 18 (29:53):
Was a.

Speaker 14 (29:57):
Yeas what was pla a rock lone star ninety two five.
That's how I rev myself up. Good job, Yeah, glad
to do it, Glad to do it. Oh, by the way,
tomorrow's ask his stuff today. Remember that. Yep, today may
be election day, but tomorrow is still ask us Stuff days.
So if you have a question, we'll call you ask
us Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred. We'll answer your question on the air, and

(30:19):
of course at seven point fifty tomorrow we'll play Choose
your news for those tickets are a chance for you
to pick which one you want.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
You can either have tickets to see Rod Stewart or
tickets to see Billy Gibbon.

Speaker 9 (30:32):
And there's no theme, no.

Speaker 14 (30:34):
Theme, No he had themes ader and on job. Let's
talk about the election today, all right. Before you headed
the polls to cast your vote, you want to make
sure you know some of the rules to follow and
make sure your vote can be counted. Be sure to
know the hours of the polling location, and whether you
will be required to show a specific form of ID.

(30:54):
You should also pay attention to what you're wearing, because
twenty one states have stayed banning political apparel at the polls. Yeah,
this might include buttons, hats, and shirts. Maybe asked to
remove it in order to vote. Refusing to comply could
actually land you in jail or slap with a fine.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
Most polling places will have the rules written up even
before you get close to the voting booths.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, here's another thing.

Speaker 14 (31:22):
Are you planning to snap a selfie with your completed
ballot to show your legion of followers that you use side?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Don't do it.

Speaker 14 (31:30):
Texas law bars the use of any wireless communication device
or any mechanical or electronic means of recording images are
sound within one hundred feet of a voting station, with
exceptions for elected officer duties. In short, taking photos, audio,
or video inside or near a voting booth is generally illegal, So.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Don't do it.

Speaker 14 (31:51):
They make you turn off your phone, yes, yes they will.
All fifty states allow parents to bring their kids to vote,
but pets are not allowed unless they are serviced. Aw man, Now,
if you've already voted or are waiting until the last
minute because you like standing in long lines. Here's a
few deals you can get with your eye voted sticker today. Okay,

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Andy's Frozen Custard will be serving a special cherry pie
concrete today in honor of Election Day, and George Washington, Yes,
David Busters is celebrating the day with a nineteen ninety
nine Eat, Drink and Play combo meal, which includes a
ten dollars power card entree and a drink That's cool.
If you find yourself shopping for furniture today, Ikea is

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offering a free frozen.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yogurt on Election Day. I like their meat balls.

Speaker 14 (32:41):
Johnny Rockets will also be celebrating election Day with a
free shake with all in store purchases for those who
show their I voted sticker.

Speaker 9 (32:49):
No mattress sales, no no No.

Speaker 14 (32:53):
Krispy Kreme is offering free donuts in a way to
celebrate democracy. You can get a free original glaze donut
and no purchase or proof of voting is required. And
if you need a ride to your local voting place,
Lift will offer a fifty percent discount to take voters
to their polling place. Is lay as long as they

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use the ride code vote twenty four. Now, it wouldn't
be election nights without an election night drinking game.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
The rule.

Speaker 14 (33:24):
If you're like many will be tuned into the election
coverage all day to day and tonight, possibly feeling the
need to have an adult beverage, you might as well
make it more interesting and fun. Ports Drinking dot Com
has come up with a fun drinking game to help
you get through the long night of electoral College County.
Here's here are the rules that are listed, but there

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are ten of them. But here's here's some of them. Okay,
if your home state Texas is mentioned, take a drink.
If you're watching without an eye voted sticker, take two drinks.
Anytime you hear the phrase too close to call, take
one drink.

Speaker 9 (34:02):
Drunk in five minutes.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, I'm wasted already.

Speaker 14 (34:04):
Any mention of voter fraud, you pretend to take a drink.
Any mention of your current congress person, senator, governor by name,
take a drink. If Trump mispronounces Kamala's name, take two drinks.
If Kamala lasts for longer than two seconds, you take
a drink.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
I'm passed out now, And anytime.

Speaker 14 (34:25):
You catch yourself also reading the same news from your
phone that's being discussed on TV.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Take three drinks and go to ban oh Man.

Speaker 14 (34:38):
All right, pick a ticket coming up. But I got
a little more election day goodies for you. A good
yes out and vote damn it Dallas Force Classic Rock
lone star ninety two to five. I don't know about y'all,
but I'm so happy that I early.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Oh I'm gonna.

Speaker 9 (34:54):
Standing a long ass line. And I talked to so
many people that are like, oh, well, I just like
the ex the heatment of election day, and I go,
you can have it. I'm done, don't have to worry
about it.

Speaker 14 (35:04):
Well, some people like eggs too, That's the way I
look at Well, here's something you need to know to
cast your valid today. The polls in Texas are open
from seven am to seven pm. Polls in the El
Paso area, which is in Mountain time, will be open
from eight am to eight pm. I didn't know l

(35:27):
Passo was in a different time zone and the rest.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Of the stats. I lived there.

Speaker 9 (35:31):
I live there. It's closer to LA than it is
to Houston. Believe it or not.

Speaker 14 (35:35):
Yes, any registered voter who did not vote early may
vote in person today. To double check your specific county,
visit the m I Registered portal on the Secretary of
State's website. It will list the locations where you can
vote today. And sorry, Kenny Paxton, but election officials across
the country are banning firearms at election voting places following

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reports of assaults and other threats at polling locations.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Around the country.

Speaker 9 (36:02):
No, I've heard of election workers being punched in the face.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Yes, Paxton's all fired up over that this morning. You
better believe it. He won't let it go.

Speaker 14 (36:10):
How Many polling locations are often at places where firearms
aren't ordinarily prohibited under current Texas gun laws, including churches,
governmental buildings, and libraries. If your vote is taking place
at those locations, firearms and other weapons and these locations
are banned. That is, unless you just want to face
ten years in prison and one hundred thousand dollars fun.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Let's all just behave ourselves.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Everybody just chill out.

Speaker 15 (36:37):
Really, whether it's the red team or the blue team,
I just really hope both teams have fun.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Everybody, what.

Speaker 14 (36:47):
You sound like a football coach in high school, Well,
as long as both teams have fun.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
That's all that counts.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
Everybody gets a participation.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Trophy except the cowboys. The cowboys, No, no, they didn't
quite make it.

Speaker 14 (37:02):
Okay, So the election is something you got to remember
if you want to be able to pick your ticket
between Rod Stewart and Billy Gibbons. Okay, that's all I'm
gonna say.

Speaker 9 (37:09):
We're gonna have to use our noggin.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Then huh da, right now, another one of these.

Speaker 16 (37:14):
Today is election day, and while who will win maybe uncertain,
there's one thing we know for sure. There are gonna
be riots. So you need the Election Riot Kid. Yes,
we've got everything you need either celebrate your candidate's victory
or unleash your rage after your candidate's defeat.

Speaker 9 (37:31):
The Election Day Riot Kit comes with a baseball bat
so I can smash my Trump voting neighbors mailbox.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
And the Election Day Riot Kit comes with a flamethrower
so I can burn down my Kamala voting cousin's house.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Nice.

Speaker 16 (37:43):
Plus, the Election Riot Kit comes with all sorts of
protective gear to defend yourself against rioters.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
A seal, a helmet, cool.

Speaker 16 (37:51):
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day delivery, because you're gonna need.

Speaker 8 (37:56):
It coming soon. The hit song you never saw coming,
President Biden, Donald Trump. It's dueling border visits.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Hey, where am I.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
At the border?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Sleepy Joe?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
There's so many people coming in.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Because you wouldn't let me finish my wall. It was expensive,
Mexico was going to pay for it.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
No, they weren't.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Man, it's hot outside. Let's call get some ice cream.
We are not friends, Joe, Who are you the real president?
Nice to meet your man, President Biden, Donald Trump. Dueling
border visits coming soon.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
This morning show has been accused of running a smear
campaign against its opponents.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
For this, we apologize.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
However, nothing could be further from the truth. If we
really wanted to drag the other shows through the mud,
we would have mentioned their propensity for incest and bestiality.
We chose not to, because frankly, we're above all that.
Maybe if they spent less time worshiping the devil and
selling crippled children online, they could pay better attention. In fact,

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we respect our opponents and appreciate the valuable service they've
rendered to this community. If you call necrophilia of valuable service,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Absolutely no one approves of this ad okay election day.
You're still undecided.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
Oh yeah, you're still undecided.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
After all that's going on so many Well, here's a
song for you.

Speaker 12 (39:33):
I just can't seem to quite make a man mine.
I've had a year to pick between these guys. No
election is here, and I am still self unclear and
all the bens to have the latest campaigns near.

Speaker 13 (39:56):
Hey, hey, all thanks to me, someone is gonea because
I haven't even watched the news.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I try how to care, but my heart just doesn't there.

Speaker 21 (40:16):
I guess I'll think the guy who has the nicest hair. Hey, hey, undecided,
don't know how to fall?

Speaker 9 (40:30):
Undecided?

Speaker 22 (40:32):
Any needy?

Speaker 12 (40:32):
Mine all with my own town hall, I'll bring my
magic a ball.

Speaker 17 (40:41):
This race will be decided. Father undecided? Hey hey, undecided,
don't know how.

Speaker 14 (40:52):
To Well, you better make up your mind today.

Speaker 9 (40:55):
Oh yeah, jer say.

Speaker 14 (41:03):
All right, guys, hot legs indeed, stage number one. There's
candy right there. We're for tips and tips a lot.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, I have a little service to that servix guys.
Give your dollar bill.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
Guys, when they said go to the.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Polls, it's not that oh not those kind of poles
A different poll Well, damn, sorry, but there you have it.

Speaker 14 (41:22):
Rod Stewart and a little Billy Gibbons was zzy top.
It's time to pick your ticket?

Speaker 9 (41:27):
Yeah, how are we gonna give these away?

Speaker 8 (41:29):
Bote?

Speaker 14 (41:29):
Well, since we didn't do fraction flickers yesterday, we're doing
fraction flickers today.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (41:38):
And this is a movie I specifically picked out for
today because it has something to do with voting.

Speaker 9 (41:46):
Okay, voting election day, it has.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Something to do with that.

Speaker 14 (41:49):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna play this clip. It's the
trailer to a movie which came out during an election year.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (41:56):
The number to call two one four or eight one
seven seven eighty seven nine five. And if you can
tell me this movie prailer, I'm going to play. You'll
pick your ticket between Rod Stewart and Billy Gibbon. Okay,
give it to us, ready, all right, name of this movie?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Don't tell me what I know, don't make me.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
We here just hitting that damn phone down, and let's
get this straight.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I want to know what the hell this campaign is.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
And if the starters we gotta cut your hair in
eighty six side birds, all right, let's go.

Speaker 9 (42:24):
I wonder if anybody understood what I was trying to do.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Don't worry son, it won't make any difference.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Look up tight and none cool and nobody's listening and
nobody's digging you.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Oh that's very nice, mister McKay. Vote once, vote twice
for Bill McKay.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
You middle class honkies, the poor against the last poor
and then losing fifteen minutes a pre year time. It's
like throwing like eighty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Now go on rich the young against the old.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Okay, it is Moody's got to know the movie? Yes, yes, yes,
you guessed wrong while ago.

Speaker 9 (43:27):
I know because I confuse the actor. I thought I
heard one actor, but it was Ah, take a hint.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Oh this is my wrong guess right here. But it's
a good movie. Oh yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
No, that's not it.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
There's a good hint in that clip.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Yes, there certainly is.

Speaker 14 (43:45):
In fact, the name of the movie was even mentioned
in that Yes, all right two one four or eight
one seven seven eighty seven one five. Yes, it is
a movie about politics. Tell me what it is and
you can pick your take. Boy, then Joe, all right,
what movie was?

Speaker 11 (44:00):
Is that.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
The candidate is right? Storry?

Speaker 10 (44:05):
Robert Redford came out in nineteen seventy two.

Speaker 9 (44:08):
Yeah, all all right. And I thought at first it
was Primary Colors because I thought I heard John Travolta
Ni Cliff.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
No, you you heard are tended?

Speaker 20 (44:19):
Thought?

Speaker 3 (44:20):
I thought it was where the Buffalo Roam with Bill
Murray from the Post.

Speaker 14 (44:25):
Oh okay, you see we're ignoring.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Our calling here. Yeah, who is this? My name is
Eric Erry.

Speaker 14 (44:32):
Okay, time to pick your ticket you want to take
to see Rod Stewart. You want to take to see
Billy Gibbons, Rodd Stewart.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
It is all right, Rod Stewart.

Speaker 14 (44:41):
That means we give away Billy Gibbons tickets in the
ticket window at eight forty. Hold on, Eric, we got
to get some information from him. Alrighty then now it's
not going to be all politics here today because we
have a birthday. We're going to acknowledge oh that's coming
up here on the ball in that show.

Speaker 9 (44:58):
And don't forget we're going to open up that lone
star ticket window again this afternoon with jeffk. He has
your tickets to see Lewis Black at the Majestic Theater
in Dallas, Sunday, November twenty fourth. That's this afternoon with
JEFFK on Dallas fort worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two.

Speaker 14 (45:13):
Five, Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Here's a guy who's not going to be voting in
this election.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Why he's Canadian. Yeah that is Brian Adams.

Speaker 14 (45:25):
Of course, he turns sixty five years old today.

Speaker 9 (45:29):
Well, happy birthday, Brian.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
We got to do something special for him on his
sixty ninth.

Speaker 14 (45:34):
Yeah, well that depends on if he don't look at me.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
I love you.

Speaker 14 (45:41):
But Brian Adams was in town and he stopped by
for a visit on the show, Ryan Adams.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
How you doing, Brian? Pretty good? Thanks?

Speaker 22 (45:48):
How's it going?

Speaker 14 (45:49):
Hey, listen, you know there's a high school named after
you here? Well sort of?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 22 (45:53):
That's incredible. I mean, I'm so grateful. Hey, did even
go to high school?

Speaker 14 (45:58):
They said, is that Ian Adams high School named after
the singer? I said, yeah, yeah, sure, sure it was.

Speaker 12 (46:04):
No, it is, it is?

Speaker 17 (46:05):
It is?

Speaker 22 (46:06):
Yeah, yeah, change history. Okay, all right, don't ruin it
for me, man, I've been going. I've been riding that
one for a while. I remember seeing you guys in
the eighties opening for Journey and somebody shot a bottle
rocket on stage and set your keyboard on fire.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
You're old.

Speaker 11 (46:22):
I know.

Speaker 14 (46:22):
I was wondering if that's where the album Into the
Fire came from, because everybody was panicking on that.

Speaker 22 (46:31):
Yeah, you know, I'm really grateful to those days, I
have to tell you, because you know, opening for Journey
back then in nineteen eighty three was a really big
deal because we did. We did about two hundred shows
of them across America, and it made the difference between
being known and not being known.

Speaker 15 (46:46):
Now, growing up, let me take you back when you
were a kid, what radio station did you listen to?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I mean, I was, I was.

Speaker 22 (46:54):
I grew up in Canada, right, and so there was
a bunch of different stations that I listened to. I
lived in Ottawa for a while and there was a
couple of stations there. I can't remember them. That the
call letters for them. You got me and put me
right on the spot there. But well it has been
a while, yeah, well it has. And I've just put
this record out, Tracks of my Years, which is kind

(47:15):
of a nod to AM radio, because I decided to
record songs that were around around the time I decided
music was gonna be what I wanted to do. So
you know I've got I've got songs like and probably
unexpected songs on here too. I don't know if you've
got the song list in front of you, but you
know I've recorded a very Charles song. I recorded a
Manhattan song.

Speaker 14 (47:35):
Whoa whoa, whoa wha Manhattan's did you say?

Speaker 3 (47:38):
This has got to be the saddest day of my life.
Kiss and say goodbye. I called you here today for
a bit of bad news. See what amazing I should
have got you. I should have got you on the record.
We've been meeting every day at the same place. I
used to play that song when it was new, when

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I worked in Beaumont.

Speaker 22 (48:00):
Yes, Wow, it's such a beautiful song. And and so
I decided to do that. I mean, I couldn't do
the songs I was listening to why would you want
to do?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Hey Jude?

Speaker 22 (48:09):
Or so I chose anytime at all from the Beatles.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
That was one of my favorites. It really was, you know.

Speaker 22 (48:15):
And and it's interesting because I played this collection of
music to a bunch of fans recently, and they're younger
than me, and they looked at me like, you are
these are these your songs are they they didn't know
any of them.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
See these kids today, I tell you you can't teach.

Speaker 14 (48:30):
They need to be turned over into the woodshed.

Speaker 22 (48:35):
We used to have a little corvet you remember those cars. Yeah, yeah,
And so I was always playing with the radio, and
you know, annoyingly, you know, you know, like the kid
always on the radio, turning it up and and that's
that's where it started.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
It's very nice too.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
That do you play Lay Lady Lay? Bob Dylan song.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
God only knows.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
It's a beautiful song, one of the most beautiful songs
I think I ever written to you.

Speaker 22 (49:00):
I happen to agree with you, and I've done a
very different take on it. I look forward to you
guys hearing it. It's it's really different to the original.

Speaker 14 (49:07):
Well you know what, I know you got to go
and this is the saddest day of my life. He
got somewhere else. He has to be called you here
today for a bit.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Na see you got me going?

Speaker 9 (49:21):
Why I got to leave you here today?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Brian. It's good to talk to miss You're good to
talk to you.

Speaker 14 (49:32):
And good luck with tracks of my years, okay, bo Jim, Yes,
I'm going to miss you. No, we miss you already
coming back when you can stay longer, and we'll visit
a lot more.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
All right, look forward to it. Here you go, kick
the saddest day. I called you here today for news. Bitch,
I'm broke. I won't be able to see you anymore,

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my obligation. Because of my obligation.

Speaker 14 (50:06):
Y plus, you're just a bitch that you have. I
don't like you no more stealing all my money.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
We've been meeting here a day day and since this
is our last day together, Yeah, give me back my
walle cod.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Just one more, just one more night. I'm gonna slap you.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
On that ass when you turn and walk away, don't
look back, don't look back. Why not just bend over
and picked up my phone. I won't remember remember that ass.
Just let's just kiss and say goodbye here, all right?

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This it got to be the saddest day. The Rolling
Stone song is on while back.

Speaker 14 (51:02):
Dallas Forwor's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Happy
sixty fifth birthday to Brian Adams.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
You know he started playing in bars in Canada when
he was just fifteen years old.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
He wasn't even old enough to same thing with Charlie Sexton.

Speaker 22 (51:16):
With him.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
He wasn't old enough to play in the bars, but
they led.

Speaker 14 (51:19):
Him anyway, slipping in the back. Dad is And another thing,
if they can all play political ads will sunk an eye.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
What makes this morning show better than the others? Perhaps
it's the fact that we don't engage in ceed affairs
like our opponents. We don't sleep with underage waitresses, cross
dress higher prostitutes, or sell ourselves at truck stop restrooms. Sure,
you have a choice when it comes to morning shows.
You can listen to us and say no to human sacrifices,
whale hunting and cable theft, or you can tune in

(51:49):
the other guys and say yes to baby eating.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
The choice is yours.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Absolutely no one approves.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Of this ant baby.

Speaker 14 (51:57):
Eating well, well they shouldn't have proof of it either.

Speaker 17 (52:00):
Wow, not at all.

Speaker 14 (52:02):
But you know, as long as we're talking about the election,
when will we know the results of the presidential election?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Like two o'clock in.

Speaker 9 (52:10):
The morning and not until the end of the week.

Speaker 14 (52:13):
Experts say the results likely won't be known today. This
is going to be election week, not election day, said
Democratic strategist Peter g and Greco. While it's not unusual
for results to take time in a presidential race. Twenty
twenty four will see some changes that could delay answers
for voters. Changes to voter ID laws in the early

(52:34):
voting process could slow down count votes. Meanwhile, laws in
swing states like Wisconsin Pennsylvania clerks are unable to process
mail in ballots prior to election day, and in twenty twenty,
those states were decided by approximately twenty thousand and eighty
thousand votes, respectively. Delays aren't heard of in a presidential race, However,

(52:58):
in twenty twenty, it took four days before President Joe
Biden was officially called the winner. In two thousand, results
hinged on just five hundred and thirty seven votes in Florida,
with networks calling the state for Al Gore, then George
Bush before ruling the race too close to call.

Speaker 9 (53:17):
Yeah, take a drink.

Speaker 14 (53:19):
Beyond delays in experts also say legal challenges are likely
before our final announcement.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Is made from you know who?

Speaker 9 (53:27):
Yeah, great, Well, it's this suppress that these things take time.
You know, kay, Hey, looking for a job ahead of
the holidays. Nearly six four hundred jobs will be available
at a job fare in Dallas tomorrow. Nearly one hundred
and fifty employers are going to be participating in the
thirteenth annual Red, White and U Job Fair at Gillies

(53:48):
in Dallas from ten am to two pm. While veterans,
service members, military spouses, members of the National Guard and Reserve,
and their family members will be first in line, the
job fair is open into the public. Jobs include full time,
part time, and seasonal positions in logistics, education, healthcare, transportation, manufacturing, hospitality,

(54:10):
and much more. Participating employers include Dart Dallas College, Dallas County,
the City of Dallas, Canadian Solar, and Austin Road and Bridge.
So your job just know that's happening tomorrow at Gillis
in Dallas.

Speaker 15 (54:25):
We have some rascules in good standing that are on
the job hunt right now. I hope they heard anna
just sound job fair, job fare. Tens of thousands of
Boying workers are ending their fifty day fifty three days
strike and boinging back to work after voting to accept
a contract offer from Boying yesterday.

Speaker 14 (54:43):
Maybe you can put the bolts in the right places.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
I would like the door to stay on the plane.

Speaker 15 (54:49):
Ideally, you know, ideally the deal between the manufacturer and
the International Association of machinists and aerospace workers. I bet
they know how to party. He's employees of thirty eight
percent rays over the next four years. They also get
a bumped up four oh one K contribution, and they
get a one time chunk check for seven thousand dollars
for ratifying the contract.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Good for them.

Speaker 15 (55:11):
The agreement is much closer to the original forty percent
raise that the union pushed for the company of been
offering twenty five percent when workers walked off the job
in mid September, and the union said the deal had
been negotiated with a hand from Acting Labor Secretary Julie Sue,
who also helped broker a temporary deal to end the
dock worker strike earlier this month.

Speaker 17 (55:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (55:31):
More than a dozen of Lewisville Police Department's officers faced
disciplinary action after an investigation found they acted inappropriately while
trying to catch prostitution suspects at a local masade parl.

Speaker 9 (55:48):
I think I need to hire one to see if
they're breaking the law.

Speaker 14 (55:53):
The operation yielded twenty three cases in two years, with
thirty two criminal charges against twenty eight suspects at ten businesses. However,
the Denton County District Attorney rejected all those cases. The
DA's office stated they were not able to prosecute these
cases because the undercover officers had been engaging in inappropriate
physical contact.

Speaker 10 (56:14):
With this attitude happens all the time. Get them a
happy ending, and then you're under arrest.

Speaker 14 (56:20):
Thirteen Louisville police officers violated the city Department's policy prohibiting
physical contact and once probable calls for a prostitution, arrest
has been established. In other words, once the undercover officers
agreed to pay for the sexual contact, probable cause was
legally established and no touching needed to occur.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
But a lot of touching did occur, and a lot
more than there should have been.

Speaker 22 (56:44):
My my, my ma.

Speaker 14 (56:46):
In the end, three different officers were fired, one was demoted,
and seven were suspended without pay.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Well that's the way it goes. You got to behave yourself.

Speaker 14 (56:56):
We've been talked at all our lives. Yes, remember money
walk lone start ninety two to five. Who won our
tickets to go see Billy Gibbons David Campbell, he's in Tarrell, Texas.
David Election Day.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Let me bring you one of these.

Speaker 11 (57:13):
Ready for hours of fun for the whole family. Yeah,
then get ready for the home voting machine. Yes. With
the home voting machine, you can vote as many times
as you want, for as many things.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
As you want.

Speaker 9 (57:24):
I just voted that Junior do the dishes. Well, I
just voted that I don't. I voted that you do
two against one.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Oh, then let's vote again. You love the home voting machine.
I love voting over and over again. The home voting
machine in stores now.

Speaker 14 (57:38):
Yeah, I'm sure it is. Yeah, they're gonna sell out quick.
By the way, I had a request, yeah, to repeat
the election night drinking game rules?

Speaker 9 (57:49):
Okay, yes, please do yes.

Speaker 14 (57:51):
I mean, if you're like many who will be tuned
into the election coverage all day to day and tonight
possibly feeling you need to have a little adult beverage
or two or three, or you might as well make
it more interesting and fun. Ports drinking dot Com has
come up with a drinking game to help you get
through the long night of electoral college countings.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
There are a lot of rules. Here's some of them.

Speaker 14 (58:16):
If your home state of Texas is mentioned, then take
a drink. One drink. If you're watching without an eye
voted sticker, you take two drinks.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Two drinks.

Speaker 14 (58:28):
Oh, anytime you hear the phrase too close to call,
take one drink.

Speaker 9 (58:33):
That's gonna be ten drinks in five minutes.

Speaker 14 (58:36):
Any mention of voter fraud, you pretend to take a
drink twenty.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
If it's voter fraud, no vote.

Speaker 14 (58:48):
Any mention of your current congress person, senator, governor by name,
take one drink.

Speaker 9 (58:54):
And it's just your TV or radio too.

Speaker 14 (58:56):
It could be anybody who's watching the election.

Speaker 9 (59:00):
Quite a few congressmen mentioned.

Speaker 14 (59:01):
Oh yeah, if Trump mispronounces Kamala's name, take two drinks.
If Kamala lasts longer than two seconds laughing, then take
two drinks.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
He always laughs longer than two seconds.

Speaker 14 (59:14):
Anytime you catch yourself also reading the same news from
your phone as what's being discussed on TV, take three drinks.

Speaker 9 (59:20):
Guilty, Guilty, I have done that before.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Well you'll learn if you have to take a drink
every time you miss.

Speaker 9 (59:27):
You just like to watch the news and then see
what people are saying on social media at the same time.

Speaker 10 (59:31):
It's pretty funny, all right, Yeah, I'm just I'd have
a bottle ready just in case.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
Okay, twenty three more days till Thanksgiving bo And if
you were hosting Thanksgiving dinner at your house, then one
thousand dollars may come in handy. We have nine more
chance for you to win a thousand dollars with Classic
cash right here on lone Star ninety two five. Just
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and bo and I are going to have that first

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keyword coming up just after nine.

Speaker 17 (59:58):
To a m.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
It's right here on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 14 (01:00:04):
Boo boo boo both book Bob bad ho the bo
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Little George Thorogood, And let me remind you before we
go any further that tomorrow is Ask Us Stuff Day.

Speaker 22 (01:00:20):
That it is.

Speaker 14 (01:00:21):
I'm sure you've got a question that's been burning a
hole in Ukrainium. You just got to let us do
the work for you. We'll find the answer if you
call the Ask Your Stuff outline two on four eight
six six eighty six hundred. Leave your question when you
hear the beep, and we'll answer it on the air
and play Choose your News. This time for the first
time in a month, without a theme. Yeah, I already

(01:00:43):
marked out my calendar. No theme this week, theme next
week and then no theme before Thanksgiving. Boy, she's got
it all figured out on it like I love themes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Librarian level in there.

Speaker 14 (01:00:55):
So you you pick your ticket, choose between tickets see
rodst do It or Billy Gibbons. That's on the agenda
for tomorrow. But we got to get your questions Dan
as we play what's happening Anna?

Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
Yeah, I tell you what. This is what we have
on time Wasters today on the Bow and Them show
page at long Star ninety two five dot com. Today
believe it or not bo marks the twenty fifth anniversary
of Gary Sharon announcing his departure from Van Halen. Wow, mistake,
Has it really been that long?

Speaker 14 (01:01:26):
Four five?

Speaker 9 (01:01:27):
He cited musical differences and personal issues that he was
going through. He was hired in nineteen ninety six, following
the departure earlier that year Sammy Hagar, who replaced original
singer David Lee Roth in nineteen eighty five. Now Here
was Eddie van Halen back in nineteen ninety six talking
about Van Halen hiring Gary Sharon to replace Sammy Hagar.

Speaker 20 (01:01:48):
He is the same as I am. He's always writing lyrics,
whether we have a record to do or not. It's
our life. We make music, and he's as passionate about
it as I am and Alex and Mike. And when
Gary first came the first day for one, I knew
immediately he was the right guy because he doesn't suffer
from any LSD, no lead singer disease. He's a normal

(01:02:10):
guy and there was no question about his talent. It
wasn't an audition. It was just, hey, can we hang
with the guy? Can you be married to him? Can
we live with him?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:02:19):
That lead singer's disease, because lead singers sometimes have an
ego that's way way wrong.

Speaker 9 (01:02:27):
Of course, Gary's your own known for his work in
extreme and he went back to that man he remains
with them. He recorded one album nineteen ninety eighth Van
Halen three. It wasn't a big seller, but did achieve
gold status on the strength of the song without You.
We have that up and the full story up on
our page if you want to check it out. Dave
Mason has commented on his announcement back in September that

(01:02:48):
he needed to pull the plug on his traffic cham
twenty twenty four tour. Remember he was going to have
a stop at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas in September,
but he canceled that due to a serious heart condition
that required immediate medical attention. Dave Mason now says he's
going to undergo heart valve replacement surgery Monday, November eleventh.

(01:03:10):
He's having the exact same procedure that Mick Jagger had,
and Dave Mason says, we've all been lucky to have
Nck continue to entertain us. So he's hoping to feel
better in thirty days and fully rockin' next year. So
we'll keep you updated on that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Trust me, I know about that heart surgeon.

Speaker 11 (01:03:27):
I know you do.

Speaker 9 (01:03:28):
Geddy Lee has posted on Instagram the cover of his
new book, seventy two Stories. He says it represents a
peek into what he loves about baseball. That book's going
to be published on May thirteenth. We've got that social
media post up, and Sting has signed on as a
mega mentor for Snoop Dogg and Gwen Stefani's teams on
NBC's The Voice starting on Monday. Now, Gwen, I don't

(01:03:52):
know if you remember this. She inducted Sting and the
Police into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame back
in two thousand and three. Sting's gonna make an ape
a heearents on Snoop's new album, Too Missionary, which is
gonna come out December thirteenth. You don't think of Sting
and Snoop Dogg, But then, of course you don't think
of Snoop Dogg and the Olympics. But that worked out there.

Speaker 14 (01:04:12):
See, everybody likes Snoop Dogg because he's a real easy
guy to hang out with.

Speaker 13 (01:04:16):
Yes he is.

Speaker 9 (01:04:17):
He's quite charming. They won't be reuniting on stage, but
Art Garfunkel recently revealed that he and Paul Simon reunited
over lunch and that it was quite emotional for both
of them. Are Gum Garfunkle doing press right now for
his upcoming album with his son Art Junior, titled Father
and Son. We have the trailer for the making of

(01:04:39):
that album up and it's very sentimental, very cool. They're
doing a collection of duets, including Simon and Garfunkle's old
friend Cindy Lauper's Time after Time. We have that rendition
up on our page today by the way is Art
Garfunkel's eighty third birthday, sweetie. Yeah, so happy birthday. I

(01:05:00):
guess he's out celebrating with Brian Adams.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Finally.

Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
I know Halloween was last Thursday, but some people may
still be thinking about putting on inflatable costumes for Thanksgiving,
dressing up as a turkey for the Turkey Trot, or
for Christmas dressing up as one of those inflatable Santa clauses. Well,
there is a major problem with inflatables, and this kid
found out on Halloween night the hard way. Yeah, because

(01:05:26):
it can be toxic when you're there and well, let's
just say your stomach acts up and you're an inflatable costume.
Where does it go? Check out the video on the
B and JO page at lone star ninety two five
dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Ah feel better, Yes I do. That was a reliever.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Had to be done.

Speaker 9 (01:05:55):
The top of my head was remember a dressful day
for a lot of people.

Speaker 14 (01:05:59):
Yes it is, Yes it is, But you look relieved.
Bo Roberts, Well, I'm glad we're almost to the end.

Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
It is Friday that we find out what the end
result will be.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Whatever, just I just want it to be over with.

Speaker 9 (01:06:15):
DoPT the commercial.

Speaker 14 (01:06:16):
Oh my god, if I see another Ted Cruise versus
Colin Allred commercial, I'm taking a goddamn hosta.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
I'm not kiddon.

Speaker 14 (01:06:26):
There's here comes the Colin all Red commercial right after
the Ted coug commercal my phone is full of crap.
Then comes another Colin all Red commercial and another Ted
Cruise commercial every hour.

Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
At the amount of money that those guys are spending.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Man, oh god, yeah, a lot.

Speaker 13 (01:06:43):
That's old.

Speaker 9 (01:06:45):
Can't we all get along?

Speaker 17 (01:06:47):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Or it all at least shut up about it. It's
enough to make a grown man crazy. See.

Speaker 14 (01:06:53):
Now, that's one reason that I like it when it
comes to the end of a election year, because these
those commercials get to stop. God forbid, if there's a runoff,
we're gonna have to listen to them again.

Speaker 9 (01:07:08):
And I love the drinking game that you shared with
us today.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Yes, I thought i'd share that with you.

Speaker 9 (01:07:14):
I think I'm gonna have a couple of bottles lined up.

Speaker 14 (01:07:17):
Well, you may need it, we may need it, okay
that being said, or after show decompression session is next
and tomorrow always ask his Stuff Day. She'll call the
Ask You Stuff Hotline two and four eight six six
eighty six hundred. Leave your question there, we'll answer it
on the air and play Choose your due so you

(01:07:37):
can pick your ticket here. We've got a lot of
voicemail tickets to see Rod Stewart, or you can have
tickets to see Billy Gibbons.

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
Rod Stewart is the big pick.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
He is all the way. It's only been two days.

Speaker 9 (01:07:51):
Well plus, I think it's because Rod Stewart it's been
a while.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Yes, yes it had.

Speaker 14 (01:07:55):
So we'll see on the after show decompression session on Facebook,
and we'll see on the show enough show tomorrow. We
will answer questions, play games and act a fool.

Speaker 18 (01:08:05):
That's what.

Speaker 10 (01:08:06):
Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
We'll see you.

Speaker 14 (01:08:08):
Keep between the digits and vote. Okay, okay, Bye,