The Bo and Them Full Show - Nov 13, 2024 (Ep 1263) The Nocturnal Nymphomaniac. The Story of Curtis Loew. Linda Lash is Super Mad.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Good morning, citizens of the City of Tomorrow. It's twenty
twenty four and the weather is perfect, with clear skies
and clean air. The city is waking up and already
people are starting their day with a sense of excitement.

(00:29):
With the weather so perfect, many of our citizens took
the opportunity to enjoy a peaceful walk through our parts
Semon and today a brand new beauty salon opened its doors,
offering cutting edge treatments that blend technology and style.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, don't go through the shop, they have.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Sing At midday, all eyes were on the grand presentation
by Gravitech, where they unveiled their new and improved anti
gravity engine, promising to revolutionize the way we moved through
the skies. This sleek innovation is set to power the
next generation of flying cars, and attendees were given the

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chance to get up close with the new engines, discussing
its capabilities and marveling at its sleek design.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Follow my flying car. Damn it means hell, hey, the
poet con.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Lunchtime saw the city's cafes filled with friends and colleagues
enjoying a relaxed meal under the futuristic skyline this city out.
Later in the afternoon, the city welcomed a new rooftop pool,
offering stunning views and a serene space to unwinds.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Second weft why.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
As the day wound down, citizens returned home, enjoying the
smooth and efficient ride in their flying cars. In the evening,
many took peaceful walks along the waterfront, watching the city
lights reflect on the calm water. And So another day
in the City of Tomorrow. We hope you've enjoyed today's updates,

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Have a RESTful night, and don't forget to stay in
the know about all that's happening in our incredible city.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
No, wait a minute, how come I don't remember none
of that stuff happened yesterday, Not at all. I don't
remember nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
That was the city of yesterday. Oh yes, it's the
city of tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
And just in case you don't realize it, today is
the tomorrow you were all worried about yesterday. Yes it is.
Oh my god, it's too early for that. Wow, it
is ask stuff day today, and you guys are making
us work here. Just good questions. I'll got some questions
that are gonna make us go. Damn. I don't know

(03:08):
where to find the answer to that. But Mark cracky.
I'm on look, but so we got some good ones
that will do. We'll also play Choose your News or
take us to see the Steve Miller Band. Okay, coming Friday,
February twenty eighth at Lucas Oil Live at Windstar World Casino. Yes,
choose your news. And there is a theme. It's on
my calendar, so there has to be a theme today.

(03:29):
You always keep up with whether I did a theme
or not, and I forget it right after I do it.
That's true, but I'm keeping track. Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Oh, it's the first thing to go on that calendar.
Bo I'm telling you it's on highlight on her calendar.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah. Yeah, I can't remember what I had for dinner
yesterday as we celebrate, yes, National Actors' Day. Oh yes,
the day not only includes actors on TV and in movies,
that also recognize people who act every day in order
to get what they want. Oh, we used to call

(04:01):
it lying. Okay, it is National Mom and Dad's Day.
That's right, Thank your mom and dad for not selling
you to the gypsies when you were born. I use
that anthology because that's what my mother would say when
me and my brother would piss. She's gonna sell you.
I should have sold all to the gypsies when you
were born. Man, you're on the market. It start a

(04:24):
rumor day, oh every day. Well, I wasn't gonna say anything,
but rumor has it that Dak Prescott isn't having hamstring surgery.
Oh dead, he's having a gender reassignment. Oh wow. That
you didn't hear it from me? That strange if I
hear something like that, boll. There's some people don't believe. Hey,
Maella heard that Prescott's going to be a woman. Yeah,

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it's true, Daphney Prescott. Yeah. Sadie Hawkins day, Yeah. Today.
It originated from Alcat's comic strip Little Abnir, which ran
from nineteen thirty four to nineteen seventy seven. In the
comic strip, Sadie Hawkkins was a homely looking daughter of
Hezebiah Hawkins. At the age of thirty five, she had
not yet married, so in an effort to marry her off,

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her father brought together all the unmarried men in the
town of dog Patch, USA and had them run out
of town while being pursued by Sadie Hawkins. Whoever lost
the foot race, had to marry her.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
All of the story is if you don't want to
get married, run run away.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Then after you get married and say, man, I should
have run away, then cross trainers on and hall ass
World Kindness Day. Cultural differences can keep people apart, and
World Kindness Day uses kindness to bridge the gaps and
eliminate the boundaries these differences create so that people can
say that they have a common human bond. However, today

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you can still use the joke you have a kind face,
the kind that makes me laugh my ass off. That's
always one of the favorites. You have a Sadie Hawkins face.
There you go. National Indian Pudding Day. What's that? It
was created by Colin in the New England area in
the late seventeenth century. It's name so because it uses
corn meal, which Colon is called Indian meal. I know

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some of you like it, but you're more than welcome
to have mine. I've tried it for and I'm like,
it're good now, Okay. However, I would rather have bread
pudding because it's National bread pudding. Yes see, Louisiana Cajuns
they don't waste anything, and bread pudding was created out
of bread left over from dinner. It's Beth with a
New Orleans whisky sauce on so delicious. Yes, all right,

(06:33):
so there's what days we're semi celebrating today, and we've
got some ask us stuff questions that will probably entertain
and inform you, as well as another installment of did
you know here?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yes and in the lone star ticket win to at
eight forty Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
The holiday season is here, Yes, sir buddy. Anytime Alba
Trelli calls us, we not Yes, Trans Siberian Orchestra's coming
it down, So us get ready for sports of all sorts.
By the way, that Prescott isn't having gender reassignment. He
is having that surgery and he's gone for the for
the year, for the rest of the rest of the season.
He's probably happy because it is ugly. I mean, it's

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not like it's going to hurt our playoff hopes.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, he's hiding none of the covers for a while,
but he's still getting paid. All right, let's do the morning, sir.
We get ready for this long slaught of the senses.
Ready or not hit come joke time? You know. I

(07:38):
wish Paul Rodgers would let me just hit those sin drunk.
Is that on your bucket list? Not really, but I
just thought i'd make it. Hey, Sick thirty.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
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Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, it's official, Dak Prescott has decided on surgery for
his torn hamstring and the season for the franchise quarterback
of the Cowboys. I mean, it's not like our playoff
hopes were still alive anyway. I know, I sure hope
he has a good healthcare plan. Oh, I wouldn't worry
about that. I guess we'll have to once again say
we'll get him next year. It is just we could

(08:16):
do a go fund to be for him to pay
for the medical bills, right, No, he's got enough money. Well,
you know, it just sucks that we're throwing away the
season in the middle of the season. Yep, But Dak
surgery will be sometime today. This comes a little more
than a week after Dak injured his hamstring in a
twenty seven to twenty one loss at Atlanta. He was
actually on the sideline for Dallas's fourth consecutive loss thirty

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four to six at home to Philadelphia on Sunday. It
is the second time in five years that Prescott will
miss more than half the season because of an injury.
You might remember he broke his ankle in Week five
and twenty twenty when Dallas finished six and ten. That
was a gnarly injury. It was a game against the Giants.
Cooper Rush started in Prescott's place against the Eagle, but

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had just forty five yards passing the fewest for a
Dallas starter in a game since Matt Castle had only
thirty seven yards and another lost season for the Cowboys
in twenty fifteen. That was nine years ago. Who remembers
Matt Castle exactly. To make matters worse, Rush might have
suffered an early game injury to his neck on Sunday,

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so we're not sure if he's going to be ready
to go when Dallas plays the Houston Texans at Jerryworld
on Monday Night Football.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Well.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
With Cowboys starting quarterback Dak Prescott out for the season,
the team is making some plans to bolster the quarterback
depth behind him. According to a report from new he
Scrugs on NBC five, the Dallas Cowboys have decided to
sign veteran quarterback will Greer to add depth to the
quarterback position.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
We had him before. Yeah, he spent a.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Lot of time with the Cowboys throughout his career, spending
twenty twenty one twenty two with the team before they
cut him during the twenty twenty three preseason after they
acquired Trey Lance in a trade with the San Francisco
forty nine ers. Now the Cowboys peer set to move
forward with Cooper Rush as the team's starting quarterback as
long as Prescott his sideline, with Trey Lance as his backup,

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even though Cooper was bench and replaced by Lance in
the second half of last Sunday's game. Now, gre obviously
not expected to push for the starting job, but he
is an experienced veteran who is familiar with the.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Cowboys team and their game plan and everything. Right, I guess,
so that's what you want, Well, well, it is what
it is till it ain't no more. Yeah, and more
in the Dallas Cowboys and how destined they seem for
a coaching chain. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Even though Jerry said he won't make a change, heuring
regular team.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I won't make Kangar. Mike McCarthy is coaching without a contract.
People and that goes beyond this season. That's not looking
too well for him, and the Cowboys are three and
six without a win on their son soaked home turf
with no protection from the sun's glare. Oh yeah, that
sun just ruined everything. Well, protect the coach during his Prescott.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Is you don't want the coach, Squinton and of course
QB Dak Prescott is Bowt just updates on He's out
for the rest of the season. So could Prescott's injury
give McCarthy enough grace to earn an extension or is
he about to get the big guya.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Team ask Clayton. Yeah, Clayton knows all of it. Man, Yeah,
he's studies.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's not God regardless. Cowboys fans are already in coaching
search mode. Cowboys fans are in coaching search mode if
and when Jerry Jones sends McCarthy along his way. Here's
some of the names that fans are throwing around for
a replacement coach. Bill Belichick won't take the job, you
want Lane Kiffin.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
He's got a sweet deal coaching college. Dion Deon Sanders.
He would do it just because he's a show boat.
Yeah much, Yeah, but he's got a sweet deal at Colorado.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, and he has said in the past that he
would not want to coach professionally because those players don't
respond like college players.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
No college players are in it to win. NFL players
want the money. About Cliff Kingsbury, you vote for him
and all you know that name?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Yeah, Lincoln Riley, Kellen Moore, Ron Rivera. Who that's the
name of my music teacher in high school. So if
it's same dude.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
And he didn't have much luck with his last team,
so why would we want him?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I don't know. Dan Quinn, Matt Campbell, that's a couple
of specs, Tony Romo, Tony Carol, Nick Saban, Nick Sale.
We don't want an ex Alabama coaching things more than
it already is five thousand votes online. That's a chut.
The last thing we want is Nick satan On.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
The Troy Aikman or Emmett Smith, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin
got ten thousand votes to replace Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's name recognition, that's all it is. They're not thinking
about who do.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You think would make a great coke the Michael square Pants.
That's all your one name came to mind when you've
asked me that, then there is SMU quarterback Canned Jennings.
Kevin Jennings, who has been tabbed as one of the
sixteen semifinalists for the Davy O'Brien Award, given annually to
the NCAA's best quarterback. Through the twenty twenty four season,

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the sophomore quarterback he's only a sophomore, has thrown for
nineteen hundred yards and twelve touchdowns, all while leading the
Mustangs to an eight to one overall record and a
perfect five to zero in conference play. Now, with three
regular season games on their schedule, Jennings and the Mustangs
seen beyond poise to reach the Atlantic Coast Conference game.

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Impossibly even wiggled their way into the college playoffs. See
how that works.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
As expected, emotions were high leading up to last night's
NBA Cup game between the Dallas Mavericks and the Golden
State Warriors in California. Clay Thompson was introduced in front
of the Chase Center crowd before tipoff, but as an
opponent for the first time in his fourteen year NBA career,
and unlike the Boston fans who welcomed Kyrie Irving with booze.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
The Golden State fans love them some. Clay Thompson wearing
captain hats as part of the salute to Captain Clay Experience.
Fans stood on their feet and they gave him a
warm welcome back to his forever home while a special
tribute video played on the jumbo trine. He got super emotional,
and I got emotional watching him.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
He teared up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Spending the last thirteen years in the Bay with the Warriors,
Thompson's legacy in the region will live on forever, no
matter what jersey he's wearing, even if it's a MAVs jersey.
Golden State ended up winning the game one one seventeen,
dropping the mass to under five hundred for the first
time this season. Dallas will be in Utah tomorrow night
to play the Jazz. Tip off for that game will

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be at eight pm.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
All right, well, we've all got a little captain in us.
Stay say in the rum commercial, Captain Morgan, Your Dallas
Stars won't play again until tomorrow night. That's up against
the Boston Bruins at Double ac Dallas got several players
back in the scoring, calling tally two power play goals
and even saw goalie Jake Ottinger shake some of his
November blas off on Monday in it's seven to one

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thumping of Pittsburgh Sorry Penguins. That was something that the
Stars really needed. They needed to thrash their opponent, and
that was an opponent that they were supposed to beat.
If you asked me, the Punk drops tomorrow night, seven o'clock.
You know there'll be a party in the plaza before
the game. Get on out, Ghost Stars, and the biggest.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Name in boxing steps out of the retirement this week.
He is Iron Mike Tyson. He will go toe to
toe in Arlington with YouTuber turned boxer Jake Paul, who
just about everybody hopes he'll get his ass for a sake.
Pay Come on, Iron Mike. The hundreds lined up outside
Toyota Music Factory for open workouts yesterday afternoon, including members

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of the Los Gallows Boxing Club, one of the oldest
boxing clubs in Dallas. Inside, boxers from seven fights schedule
for Friday, including Jake Mike Tyson, showed off their speed
in the ring. Now, the twenty seven year old Jake
Paul promise fans Friday that it will be an early
night for Tyson. Iron Mike disagrees, says he'll knock his
opponent out no later than the second round. I want

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to see teeth fly from Japon. At Toyota Music Factory,
Tyson stepped into the ring to a roaring crowd and
threw some of his signature moves on him. After his workout,
Tyson stopped to sign gloves and caps for members of
the Low Scallops Boxing Club. The Fighter schedule for seven
pm Friday at at and T Stadium in Arlington. There
also is going to be a press conference at Toyor

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and Music Factory today at six o'clock, and there will
be a public way in tomorrow. You can also attend
if y'all too Yeah, the freaking full of files that
come up bowing them, hold all right, stand back, hold
my beer and watch him don't do it. Dallas fors

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Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five coming up
our first round to ask good stuff questions. Stand by
to learn something. But now it's time for the freaking
fool file. Here at six forty five, When fifty year
old Lauren Spencer goes to sleep, she turns into a
completely different person. What do you mean. Spencer suffers from

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a rare sleep condition that causes her to initiate sex
while she's sound asleep. Wow, she must be popular. I
don't see the problem. To combat this, she is forced
to lock herself in a room and even put a
cable on the door if she's spending the night with
friends to keep from trying to hump one or more

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of them, or just a random stranger while she's in dreamline.
I could see where that would be embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, yeah, just to tad ladies and gentlemen. The world's
first nocturnal mempho mania Ha.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Lauren says episodes are more likely if she is feeling
particularly stressed out but hasn't found the triggering factor from
initiating sex. Lauren also claims she has gotten out of
bed to clean, as well as sending text messages with
no recollection of it the next morning. Man, I don't
mind the cleaning part. Come on over. Yeah, but I'm

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go out with her. Her friend's gone. What did you
text me that bizarre thing? Well, I don't remember doing that.
With her kids grown, Spencer lives along with her husband, Charlie,
who for some reason doesn't seem to mind a bit
when his wife's other persona comes out at night to
play talker. Yeah, yeah, gee it it threw me for
a loop. Yeah, okay, here's the story.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Out of where else Florida, Oh, Florida. Man is in
trouble with police and with horse lovers everywhere after he
punched a police horse in a face and then challenged
the horse to a fight.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
What is the matter with you, will ball? All that
horse would have to do is turn around, give him
one good kick, and he's in dreaming. And I wish
the horse would have done that now.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
This incident happened November second after the Georgia Florida football game.
Emmanuel Jones exited the stadium and was walking along a
lineup of mounted police when he hauled off and just
punched one of the horses in the face as hard
as he could. He then got into a fighting stance
and continued to throw punches.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
At the horse.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Three officers hopped off their horses and tackled him to
the ground. He continued to resist as they handcuffed him.
Jones was arrested and charged with causing harm to a
police animal, disorderly intoxication, and resisting officers. I think they
should put him in a pen with the horse. Yeah yeah,
and then grab the horse by the tail and pull it.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Let him shovel horse turds in the barn. Absolutely for
twenty years in the stable for twenty years. You gotta
go out there and get them turns, walk and eat them. Well,
let's not go that far. I'm sure. I'm sure he's
sorry now.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
And remember Mongo in the movie Blazing Saddles, did that?
Remember Mongol walks up and just clocks out the horse
and knocks him down.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
We're down to the ground. Longo just pawned in everyday life.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
All right, This one is a California story involving the
police going what the hell is wrong with this person?
Police in El Serino, California, arrested a man who got
naked and crawled into the crawl space underneath the home
of a ninety three year old woman Friday morning, so
obviously he had a really good Thursday night. Los Angeles

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police said they spent hours trying to get the man out.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Eventually they had to tear gas his ass to get
him out of there.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
There's a huge commotion in the neighborhood, forcing people living
inside the home to have to find somewhere else to
sleep because there's freaking tear gas seeping up through the flooring.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Exactly So.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
The unsettling incident took place after the woman and her
family reported hearing strange noises, not just that night or
that morning, but for weeks. They're like something's going on
underneath the house, at the critter or something.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
It was usually late at night.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
We just chucked it off to animals being under the house,
said Ricardo Silva, the woman's son in law. However, Silva
said the noise got loud, her family members at the
home called cops, and when they arrived, they found a
naked man in the crawl space, twenty seven year old
Isaac Betton Court squire.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
A kin to Nuno Betan Court right.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Nuna was going to kick his ass when he bails
him out. It's unclear how long he had been doing
this underneath the family home and in the crawl space,
but the family suspects he may have been hanging out
in there for up to six months.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Why naked though, what I mean, because you know you're
gonna get stuff all over your jump.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Bassalts Crystal math. I don't know, I don't know. It's something.
But if you need a place to crash, you need
a place to crash. I don't know if you should
get naked, though, I'm with you. Here is A Singapore
family court recently issued a partial domestic order against a
woman who had allegedly been forcefully entering her adult brother's
room at odd hours of the night to clean his room.

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I'd say, girl, come on in, yeah, put earplugs in back.
On Halloween, two siblings had stayed orders against the other
following a bizarre legal dispute that left the judge going
what the hell's going on? A woman managed to get
a protection order against her brother, who had reportedly physically
assault her, while he got a domestic order banning her

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from entering his room, which happens to be why he
assaulted her in the first place. A third sibling told
the court that tensions between the two have been rising
for years, particularly because their sister would come into their
brother's room in the middle of the night to clean it,
infringing on his privacy and preventing him from sleeping, and
sometimes catching him having a private moment with himself. One day,

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the man just snapped and clocked his sister. When the
judge asked why she insisted on cleaning her brother's room,
the woman simply said she needed to do it. The
woman tried to explain that she was cleaning her brother's
room against his will because he wouldn't clean it himself. Okay,
but how about knocking first. Apparently the brother doesn't have
a lock on his door, So how about buying a

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lock for your door? Yeah, that would solve a lot
of issues. The judge rule that both parties are adults
and it's not necessary for the sister to impose her
own hygiene standards on her brother. He also ruled that
the brother's assault on his sister was unacceptable, but suggested
it was caused by his sister's conduct. If you want
to come in and clean my ray, you go right ahead.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, unless you're vacuumine after midnight and I'm sound aslave,
But just knock first.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Okay, I may be having a private moment with myself. Okay,
that's just TM. My boy, don't go away.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Coming up next hour, the game you love to hate.
Choose your news. You guess the story Bow made up,
and you're gonna win tickets to see the Steve Miller
Band when they come to Lucas Oil Live at Windstar
World Casino Friday, February twenty eighth. We're gonna play Choose
Your News around seven fifty right here on the Bow
and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I just feel like I have to do that. If
you hear this, at least you don't dance like Axel
Rose Boy. No kidding, Dallas, what was Classic Rock Alone
Star ninety two to five? Today is Wilmsday, which means
it is askus stuff Day. If you want to leave
a question, you can do it twenty four to seven
call a two four, eight, six, six eighty six hundred.
Are we ready for our first question? Yes? We are?

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Then ready? Or not? Nit come?

Speaker 7 (24:21):
How did the term cross my heart come to be?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
You don't wear one of those bras days across your
heart commercial?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I remember it well.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
So.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
The phrase cross your heart originates from the Christian practice
of making the sign of the cross over one's chest,
signifying a promise or oath to tell the truth, essentially
meaning you are crossing your heart to guarantee your honesty.
It's off any times, accompanied by the hand gesture mimicking
the sign of the cross. It's considered a way to
emphasize your sincerity, especially with children. Of course, there was

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the rhyme cross my heart, hope to die a needle
in my eye, which was derived from an old school yard. Oh,
people used to stick a needle in the eye of
a corpse before it was buried to make sure the
person was not a lie.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
That would make someone reacting. Yeah, yeah, sit straight up
in the coffin. Oh, there you have it. I did,
moving right along.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
Hey, bo, I was just wondering if you could tell
me anything about Curtis Low lenyard skinner things about Yeah, battle.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Of Curtis Low, Battle of Curtis.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Let me tackle this one, bo It's my a number
one favorite skinnered song ever.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
We played this in Atlanta a lot.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
It's the story of a little boy who's trying to
find returnable soda bottles to take to this central Florida
swamp country market and exchange them for money to bribe
an old black man who plays doughbro and sits out
front to bribe him. He's got to give him money
to get his drinking wine on. Okay, if you've got
to drink of wine, and man, he'll play that dough

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bro all day. And the kid just loved it. The
story is fictional, but it's based on a composite of
real elements. Okay, grew up right, yeah, yeah, Jacksonville area,
Central Florida, swamps. Okay, so there really is the grocery store.
The country store is real. It's called Claude's Midway Grocery.
It's on Plymouth and Lake Shore in Jacksonville, Florida. Now

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the Man the Black Man playing out front is sort
of an amalgamation of some famous blues musicians like Papa Hammer,
t Todd Paine, Robert Johnson, and Shorty Medlock Rickey Medlock's
dad who played Harmonicon, Train, Train and whatnot. Okay, and
with Skinner's drummerder in their nineteen seventy two But the song.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Itself is fictional.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
It's a story based on some real elements, and it's great,
great rock and roll storytelling.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
The composite of a bunch of people.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, and they point out things where they grew up,
like a grocery store in the street, names and stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Moving right along, or samples are big, green and hard.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
What does anything eat horse apple?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well. Horse apples are often called hedge apples and are
most renowned for their role in creating decorative pieces and
the use of their wood for crafting fences. Familiarly known
as horse apples, monkey balls, and osage orange balls, these
fruits holding a ray of names. It is also used
to describe horse turds when you use it as a

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slang term meaning you don't believe something is true. Yeah,
horse Now, horses should not eat horse apple. It is
not poisonous to them, but those can become lodged in
the horse's throat and they could choke to death. The
trees were once grown as a natural barrier for livestock
because the tree has thorns on it. Yeah, can keep
livestock where they I think.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
The only animal that will chew on a horse apple
is a squirrel.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Really Yeah, Yeah, don't look like they taste very good,
But no, I'm not a squirrel.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
There's a reference to horse apples in the movie Shawshank Redemption.
They're digging for rocks, yeah, Andy, and they find a
horse apple.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Horse apple? All right.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
Here's another one from where does the term jack o lantern.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Come, I was just kind of curious. Okay, Well you
should have called around Halloween, but that's okay.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
So in seventeenth century Britain, jack o lantern was a
term for a night watchman or a man with a lantern.
The term jack was a common name used for men
whose name you didn't know. You just called them, Hey Jack,
what's going on jack? So it was a jack o' lantern?

Speaker 6 (28:31):
Now.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
The term jack lanner may also come from the Irish
folk tale of Stingy Jack, a man who angered the
devil and was cursed to wander the earth with only
a lantern made from a hollowed out turnip. Irish immigrants
brought the tradition of carving jack o' lanterns to the
US in the early eighteen hundreds, and the practice of

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carving scary faces into turnips and pumpkins and stuff was connected.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
To war trophies.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Oh and it was all a way of warding off
evil spears.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Dingy Jack was so devious that he was thrown out
of both heaven and Hell. Yeah he was.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
He was.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Nobody wanted it, okay. Moving along, what was the thing
to the naked gun movies? It's kind of a big band.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
He's kind of say anyway, take of a good work.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Okay, the Naked Gun movies.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
So the theme song for the Naked Gun is called
the Naked Gun Theme from the motion picture and police
Squad TV series That's Too Many's the Game. And it
was by Iron Newborn and it was produced and arranged
by Dominic Hauser and Daria Abbotts.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
No relation to Doogie Howser. So it was just the
Naked Gun theme. Oh, okay, all right, Oh here's a
good one right here.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Backup singers went on in their career to become lead
singers in their independently or in the group.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Okay. The backup singers who had successful solo careers include
Phil Collins, originally played drums for Genesis and sang backup
to Peter Gabriel. Ryl Crowe was a backup singer for
Michael Jackson, usually in a live concert. I saw her
as a backup singer. Yeah, she only sang on a
couple of his songs, but she toured with him. Whitney
Houston sang back up for Shock khankhn and her mother,

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Sissy Houston, who recently passed away, sang for Wilson Pickett
and Aretha Franklin. Katie Perry provided back up vocals for
the Christian metal band Pod. Her voice appears on the
band single Goodbye for Now. She can even be seeing
Belding in the background of the music video, and on
a performance from The Tonight Show with Jay Lennon That's Cool.
Mariah Carey sang back up for a singer Brenda k Starr.

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Paul Simon went solo after being with Garfunkel. Fergie of
the Black Eyed Pas was in a band called Wild Orchid.
Jimmy Hendrix, who played guitar and sang back up for
Little Richard. The late Luther Vandross was a backup singer
for David Bowie. Oh Wow. Tina Turner was a backup
singer on Frank Zappa's album Overnight Sensation, but she was

(31:01):
already starting to become a big star. Michael McDonald was
a backup vocalist for Steely Dan. You can hear him
on Peg and other songs, leading him to singing for
the Doobie Brothers and then he went solo. And an
interesting documentary you should watch is called twenty Feet from Stardom,
all about backup singers, and it's worth the wa oh,

(31:21):
it is absolutely incredible. All right, more questions will be
answered coming up on the ball of them. Jo I'm
that boy, yew stop throwing the beer bottles across the road,

(31:43):
Lone Star ninety two. Fine, Well we're off into this
here today on ask us stuff Day. Don't you have
a email or two?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Their little annibi, Sir Dobo. So leave it to a
rascal named Matt Policano in this question, is there a reason,
conspiracy theory or what as to why both the Jolly
Green Giant and Santa say.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Ho ho ho?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Did they both grow up in a red light district?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Who? No? The answer, my frand.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Is no, it has nothing to do with that kind
of hoe. Both Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giants
say ho ho ho because it's an on a monopea
for laughter that expresses happiness and joy. For Santa Claus,
ho ho ho is considered the most appropriate way for
Santa to laugh because it's a deep chuckling sound that
comes from his belle, and Santa is a jolly old

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guy with a large bellet. The Jolly Green Giants ho
ho ho became his signature tag line back in nineteen
sixty one, who jo there you.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Have it from the Valley of the Jolly Ho Ho
Ho green Jar. And then I got this email.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
If we do not know the exact date of Jesus' birth,
why do we celebrate Christmas onto so twenty fifth?

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Why do we on the twenty five?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
So?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
The earliest mention of Christmas being celebrated on December twenty
fifth comes from.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Saint Hippo Lottis in two thousand and.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Four, a d from his work on the Book of Daniel,
though some speculate today that the Church chose December twenty
fifth to coincide with the Roman celebration of the birth
of the Sun God, a celebration called Natalis get it,
natalis Nativity?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Another reason is that the Feast of the Annunciation, which
is when the archangel Gabriel told Mary she was pregnant,
takes place on March twenty fifth, nine months before Christmas.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Okay, So there you have it. Learn something on this
damn show. Won't win you any prizes on Jeopardy, though.
Here the call for you.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
My question is this beer pour out faster out of
a bottle or a cane. I say they're good drunk
girl canes.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Okay, A big old phono beer generally pours faster out
of a can than a bottle due to the smaller
opening on a bottle creating more resistance to the flow
of the liquid, while can's opening as wider and llows
for a quicker poor That also means that you might
get drunk or quicker drinking beer out of a can.

(34:21):
That's what he says. I know, I know. Okay, here's one.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
My question is when a bull rider is going to
ride a bull, what pisses the bull off so bad
and making it go crazy before he's the least a
flap on.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
The What do they do to piss off a bull
before a rodeo rider rides?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
So they have a flank strap tied tightly around the
bull's sensitive belly, not the genitals like I always thought.
And then when the rider gets on the back of
the bull, it only adds to the bull's aggravation.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
So its him off.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
If the gate opens, the bull will buck in an
attempt to to dislodge the writer and remove the uncomfortable
flank strap. Now, contrary to popular belief, like I said,
it's not tied around the bulls testicles. The rope, the
flank around the belly is to encourage him to kick
up his hind legs in that bucketing motion, because that

(35:17):
is the true test of a writer's skill in maintaining
the ride.

Speaker 7 (35:22):
Okay, here, why is it on multiple level homes? They're
called stories like the second story, the third story, a
two story homes. I've always wondered that.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay, what is the answer. Well, it's multiple story homes.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
So with the multiple story instead of saying a floor,
it's because you say.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
A floor on buildings.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Hence each extra floor literary creates more place to.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Store in your home.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Okay, in a building, but in a home you want
more places to store.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
It's very story, the only one that knows the George
Jones and Tammy why that song two story house? Oh no,
you told us about it this morning. Here it is here,
you are right here. I've got my story and I
got mine? How sad it is?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
We now?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
There in two story Dallas Fortor's classic rock lone Star
ninety two five Coming up, We have tickets to see
the Steve Miller Band at Lucas Oil Live at Windstar
World Casino. In resort. That'll be Friday, February twenty eighth,
and you're gonna have to choose your news to win them. Though.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I'm just telling you we'll see if you can get
a grand slam today.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Bo.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I haven't been a while, so it's been a bit.
I'm not holding my breath. But now it is time
to smarten you a smidgeon, educate you, and iota, Yes,
it's the educational part of the show. It's time for
did you know for example? You know an election year,
So I got another presidential fact for you. In nineteen

(37:04):
forty three, President Franklin D. Roosevelt boarded a pan Am
flight from Washington, d c. To Casa Blanca, French, Morocco,
to meet with Prime Minister Winston Churchill. They were going
to discuss tactical plans for the next phase of World
War two. The trip marked the first time a US
president had flown on a plane while in office. The flight,

(37:24):
which today takes about seven hours, took them three days
back there. Wow, and security was tied. In fact, the
passenger manifest listed FDR as mister Jones. Ah, like that's
going to fool me and mister Joe. Here's one from
Ronnie Brown. He says, I don't know if you know
this or not, but Kevin Love of the Miami Heat

(37:46):
is the nephew of the Beach Boys Mike Love. Oh
really Yeah. I went to a Beach Boys concert in
Grand Prairie a couple of months ago, and he showed
a picture of Kevin Love standing next to Lebron James
and he said, Kevin is the one on the right. Haha.
Kevin was born in Santa Monica, California, September seventh, nineteen
eighty eight, to stand in Careen Love and the NBA

(38:07):
Star's uncle is Mike Love, a founding member of the
Beach Bark the Day. Did you know? Researchers in Israel
have successfully trained mice to be used as bomb and
drug detectors. The mice are kept in containers and if
the mice detect any explosives of their drugs, they will
trigger an alarm by pressing a button. Each mouse can

(38:30):
work four hour shifts and have proven to be more
accurate than X ray machines and dogs at finding explosive
and drugs and air better than dogs yes, yes, wow,
and their poop is smaller. Yeah yeah, I Love that.
Did you know? Menthol can be used in solid form
as ice, a substitute for real ice. It's called mineral ice.

(38:52):
As far as your brain is concerned, the drink you
drink with a menthol it's cold, even though it's probably
actually room temperature. This makes for a hardy icing on
your drinks on camping. True, it's cool. Did you know?
Tutsi Rolls were named after creator Leo Hirschfeld's five year
old daughter, whose nickname was Tutsie. Her real name was Clara.
Hirschfeld set out to create a chocolate that wouldn't melt easily,

(39:15):
and eventually he came up with the artificial chocolate candy,
the Tutsi roll. It's not real chocolate, It's like chocolate
flavored taff Yeah. Yeah. This ability to not melt easily
and to use artificial ingredients that weren't being rationed during
war times proved a huge boom for the company, as
it eventually began being included in all soldiers rations during

(39:38):
World War Two. The low price of the artificial ingredients
also make it popular treat during the depression, along with
the Tutsi pop and.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
I'll never forget bo When I gave you that little
pigat and the first thing you did is get a
tutsi roll, unwrap it and put it in his rear end.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Well, what do you expect from me? Very really? Did
you know a contro nym is a word that can
be its own opposite. For example, left can mean depart
or remain. Very true, something is left over?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
I got to leave, Yeah, contradymn.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Did you know a tiger can eat more than eighty
pounds of meat in one sitting? Oh wow, and you
probably don't weigh eighty pounds if you're own. Yeah, you
probably got to meat sweats. Did you know there are
whales alive today that have been alive since before Moby
Dick was written in eighteen fifty one? Awesome. They're called

(40:37):
bowhead whales off the coast of Alaska. They're over two
hundred years old. That's crazy. Did you know the average
one hundred dollars bill circulates for nine years and probably
contains some cocaine residue on us? Probably do, Yeah, you
never know. Did you know the most overdue library book
was two hundred and eighty eight years late. No way.

(40:59):
The Guinness World Record for the most overdue library book
is held by one taken back to Sydney Sussex College
in Cambridge, England, whopping two and eighty eight years later. Busted. Well,
I bet that's a fine you gonna have to pay.
Did you know early golf balls were stuck well, stuff
with bird feathers. That's why it's called a birdie when

(41:19):
you sink before a park. Fascinating, No, you know Boe
and them weekday mornings on lone Star ninety two five,
Dallas Hoor's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Stevie
guitar Miller as he's been called growing up. Yeah, and

(41:41):
grew up in Dallas too, by the way, I heard.
I heard one of his roommates at Saint Mark's was
Tommy Lee Jones. Wow, that's a trick. I ain't confirmed that,
and I don't feel like looking it up. You told
us something else cool about Steve Miller being a local guy.
This morning we were looking into another guitar guy named
Les Paul Bless Paul. Yes, Yeah, more on that later.

(42:03):
All right, let's give away the Steve Miller tickets come
into Windstar World Casino at Lucas Oil Live. That'll be Friday,
February twenty eighth, and all you gotta do to win
is choose your news. And there's a theme. Yes, there
is a theme this time. Anna loves it when there's
a theme. On't choose your news. Okay, you're ready for

(42:25):
the theme, Yes, sir, the theme is time. I mean travel.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Oh my god, I don't know why I'm doing like Anagan.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Chief traveling in time. Okay. So one of these headlines
is fake and the other ones are actual headlines from
past issues of the weekly World News, so you know
they got to be true. So the fake headline is it?
Headline number one? Far out physicists builds time machine and
vows I'll go back in time and save JFK, Bobby

(42:59):
and Elvis. Well, thank you. Self described maverick on the
field of molecular psychics or physics says that he has
figured out a way of opening portals into the past.
I can send myself to an exact date in history,
but I'm only there for a few hours before I'm
snacked back to the present, claimed scientists who worked on
several secret government projects. He says, it can be done,

(43:21):
or is it? Headline number two? Half Man, Half Dog,
Time traveler from the year twenty four oh six gives
dire warning for our future interspecies war is coming. Hidden
somewhere in the nation's capital, beneath two hundred feet of
concrete is a military force field fortification that has been

(43:43):
studying time travel in the future. Centuries of domestication have
allowed us dogs to evolve, says this mysterious dog man,
who claims that canines will fight a war for independence
after becoming half humans. So instead of Planet of the
apes's Planet of the Dog, the dog Man Planet of
the dog. Well, the dog man can probably whoop them, mates,

(44:04):
He's depending on how big the dog was. All right,
let's move off all it could be headline number three.
Time traveler arrested on insider trading charges. He made three
hundred and fifty million dollars off the stock market in
just two weeks. Investigators from the Security and Exchange Commission
say the forty four year old had a bizarre explanation

(44:24):
for his amazing success. Says, I'm from the year twenty
two to fifty six, and I just do this for fun.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Now.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Federal authorities say they really don't believe his story, but
it's either that or he's the luckiest guy in the
world or is it? Headline number four astonishing cover up.
The Vatican has secret time machine. It's already been used
to film Jesus' crucifixion. Ultra secretive Vatican officials haven't allowed

(44:54):
other scientists to study their amazing invention. Italian Benedict tine
Monk build a prototype of the ice in the nineteen
fifties and it's been kept under wraps ever since. Humankind
isn't ready for the deuce. What if it fell into
the wrong hand, says bishop who has not to be identified. Hmmm,
so one of those is faked. You gotta tell me

(45:16):
which one it is. Those are all far out. Let's review.
Is it far out? Physicists builds time machine and vows
I'll go back in time and save JFK, Buddy Holly
and Elvis. Number two Half Man, Half Dog time Traveler
from the year twenty four oh six gives dire warning
for our future. Inner species war is coming. Number three

(45:37):
time Traveler rested on insider trading charges. He made three
hundred and fifty million dollars off stock market in just
two weeks. See if I's a time traveler, that's what
I use it for. Or is it number four? Astonishing
cover up? The Vatican has a secret time machine. It's
already been used to film the Jesus Crucifixion. All right,
which one of those is fakemyn got it? Long? This one?

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You're gonna go with that one? Will Annabelle? Is it
this one? That's another man?

Speaker 3 (46:08):
You could get a grand slam bow?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I have a chance. Yes, you're ready for the big reveal?
This one round? Damn it? Are you serious? My gosh?
All right? Two one four or eight one seven seven
eight seven one five as sleep if anybody know? Then Joe,
all right, what do you think is the fake headline?

(46:30):
Number two? Half man, half dog time Traveler from the
year twenty four oh six gives dire warning too, our
free our future interspecies war is coming.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
No, that is a real headline. It does sound like
something you'd make up.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yeah, it does. I can see why she would pick that.
A half man, half dog time traveler. That's from the
bowels of my mind. But it's it's a real head.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
He keeps taking a dump in the machine, all right,
bowing Jim, Joe, oh, time traveling?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
All right, time travel to the past? You did? Which
one do you think is the fake headline. It's trying
number one, number one far out physicist builds time machine
and vows I'll go back in time and say JFK
Buddy Holly and Elvis. Oh damn it, man, I ain't
gonna get no Grand Slam today. You know. I think

(47:20):
I'm just out of luck on Grand slams. Maybe I
try so hard, but I can't fool you guys.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
But you gotta be happy for her because she's a winner.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Absolutely. Who is this? Who is this? This is Alison
from Frisco, Allison from Friscolle. We might be neighbors. I
live in Frisco too. Maybe I'll come borrow a cup
of sugar Front Dallas Forest, Classic Rock, Gone Star ninety
two to five. I hope you're having a swinging good
time for all you wife swappers out there. Wait, I
ain't judging. I ain't judging nobody. No, no, no, no

(47:53):
no oh. But if you are a swinger, you love
this part of the show because it gets tied up
everywhere you go. It's moving at a snail's pace. Yes,
it's time for traffic in Bondage with the One and
Only Mistress of the Highway and the byway.

Speaker 8 (48:12):
Linda, Welcome to my dungeon, boys, the dungeon of pleasure
and of pain.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
First, I start with a little suck, a little shot.
I don't want to shock, and then I whip you
into a ladder y.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yes, absolute, who's that quivering in the corner?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Oh that poor little baby?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
He are you scared of your mistress?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Take that and.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
A boat?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yes, I brought you an invitation for a weekend party.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Boat. Oh yeah, I hope you can come. It's the
annual Fetish Ball at Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas. There and
on Friday it's the Beat and Great.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yeah, that's a hell of a nuppercut. You get your
kink on.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
The party's gonna last all night long, unless, of course,
you can't take it both.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I'll try, you know.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
I know one couple going because the wife wants to
spice things up in their love life.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Last night she.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Told them I want to try a different position, and
he was all into it until she told him she
wanted him to stand and do the dishes while she
laid down on the couch and watched TV. Get it
different position, Laugh when your mistress tells her. Laugh? All right,

(49:59):
let's look at that draw right now. We have some
slowdowns on the tollway just south of the bush in
that sweet spot near Frankfurt exit.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Mistress, I think it's Frankfurt, is it?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Bo?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
No, no, no, no, it's it's Frankfurt.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
What's the name of the street. That's more like a
In Bedford a car was rear ended. Oh yeah, it
went right up that tailpipe. It really stretched out that bumper, imagine.
And traffic is all tied up in thirty five and
Fort Worth where we have a truck that rammed right

(50:41):
into a tesla on Jism Trail Parkway.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Mistress, I guess bo, never mind, it's just Jim Parkway.
I hope you're driving to work. Is oh so painful.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Here's one to grow on the last with your traffic
and Bonder.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
The rooster said, Dallas, what worst classic rock? Lone Star
ninety two five? Tomorrow's Fun with Music Day. I'll have
a nice mash up for you and a couple of
things and I'll make you go home. But today is
asking stuff Day. And I got this question and I
found the answer. Is Les Paul still alive? I know

(51:21):
he's eating his nine No, No, Les Paul is no
longer with us. He was a jazz guitarist and inventor.
Les Paul made the sound of American rock and roll
possible with his unique solid body electric guitar, because hollowbody
guitars just don't sound the same. He also had some
recording innovations like overdobing, overdubbing, yeah, toy boat, toy boat,

(51:44):
toy boat, and multi track recording that significantly advanced the
development of pop music. He passed away on August twelfth
of two thousand and nine at the age of ninety four.
In fact, he used to go to Steve Miller's house
when Steve Miller was a little kid. Yeah, right here
in town, and kind of showed him how to play
the guitar because he was friends with Steve Miller's dad. Yes. Well,

(52:08):
heavy traffic was reported on Highway one twenty one and
I thirty five in Fort Worth yesterday morning after a
person involved in a crash pulled over, got out of
his car and jumped in the Trinity River. Oh yeah,
what the hell? Obviously he hadn't heard what's floating in
the Trinity River. Police responded to a call about five

(52:28):
point fifteen am about a car pulled over on the
eastbound I thirty five ramp leaving the Highway one twenty
one near Sylvania Avenue. According to the police, the driver
had initially been involved in a crash. After the vehicles
involved pulled over, the driver jumped from the overpass bridge
into the river. Officers worked to persuade the guy to

(52:48):
get out of the water, telling him why what's in there,
and they pulled him to shore. Eventually, driver was taken
to a nearby hospital. His condition has not been released,
but why he thought of jumping in that nasty as
river remains a mystery.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Either he was trying to get away from someone or
he was trying to hurt himself.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
You know, I'll take the handcuffs. I'm not jumping in exactly. No, Well,
the weight is over. I have been on pins and needles,
not really.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Actor John Krasinsky has been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man
Alive twenty twenty four. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
made the grand reveal last night, with John Krasinsky making
an appearance. After Colbert got over his fake shot at
not being named yet again. Oh yeah, He and forty
five year old John Krasinsky presented an instructional video detailing

(53:37):
the sixth step process that John Krasinski used to obtain
the Sexiest Man title. When asked how the new title
might affect his life at home with actress Emily Blunt
and their daughter's ten year old Hazel and eight year
old Violet, the office star joke to People Magazine, I
do think it's gonna make me do more household chores,
but I'm willing to take the cons with the pros

(53:59):
to be on it.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
With a.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Naming, the Sexiest Man Alive has been an annual tradition
for People Magazine since nineteen eighty Five's inaugural recipient of
the title, Mel Gibson.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
How far We've come. He was the first. He was
the very first one.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
The only deviation was in nineteen ninety three, when Richard
Gere and Cindy Crawford were deemed the sexiest couple Alive.
That's when they were still a couple, and there was
no successor named in nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
So there you have it. Now, you know, well, people,
Why in the world the mystery still remains here. Why
in the world a major tire company got the cred
to be the world's biggest restaurant critic is beyond me.
I know what it is. I know the answer.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
I would love to know the story, but the ratings
are out and after ceremony in Houston, twenty eight restaurant
tours in North Texas earned a nod from the Michelin Guide,
not the Micheline Man. The Micheline Guide.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
It has to do with tires because they wanted people
to travel to other restaurants use and that's it.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Okay, Now it makes sense. This prestigious designation instantly makes
their food. I must try for locals and visitors. Only
one Dallas restaurant got a coveted Michelin star for high
quality cooking and worth a stop, and that is Tatsu Dallas.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
It's a sushi restaurant down in deep Ellam. I know
where it is. I walked by there many times. I
don't think I've eaten there yet because I love soush Tatsu.
There are many others that were bestowed the recommended designation.
That's sort of like a B instead of an A,
I guess.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
And that means good food at a high level and
a big, boring, big boor man designation, and that means
good food at moderate prices now. Michelin, the French tire company,
created The Guy to nineteen hundred to get encourage motorists
to drive more and increase demand.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
For tire sales fasting.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Yeah, as the Guy grew in importance as the company
started sending anonymous food reviewers to evaluate restaurants and begin
awarding stars to find dining establishments all over the country.
So Tatsoo Dallas, the sushi restaurant in Deep Elum the
only nor Text Texas restaurant to get a star.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I thought mister Charles got a star too.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
No, no, it said not this the Michelin Star. There
were other awards.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
It was a big scandal yesterday about how Michelin had
put the wrong restaurant that had the Michelin Star and
it was hidding mister Charles and they had put like
Charles House, which was another restaurant.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Well, we're just gonna have to untangle that side of
a big chart problem. It's a trip of a restaurant.
Though it hosts two seatings five nights a week. Each
meal lasts approximately one hour and forty five minutes. So
if you're there longer than that, did they just force
you to leave? You just better not be in a
hurry when you're there. And my little Pony has finally

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been inducted into the National Delay Hall of Ay. Other
inductees were Transformers action figures and the Phase ten card game.
Whatever that is. Hasbro's many horses, distinguishable by different cutie
marks on their haunches, were introduced in the nineteen eighties
and introduced in two thousand and three, out selling Barbie

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for several wow. Phase ten is a card game introduced
by inventor and entrepignure Ken Johnson in nineteen eighty two.
Today Mattel sells two million decks of the card game
annually in thirty countries and more than twenty languages. I'd
never even heard of it. In the style of Rummy,
the game challenges players to collect groups of cards complete

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with ten phrases in sequential order before their opponents. Now.
Transformers came along in the nineteen eighties when Hasbro bought
the rights to several existing Japanese toy lines featuring the
transforming robots. They were first marketed with a cartoon and
have since graduated to a series of live action films.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Oh yeah, they're so popular, even with the little kids today.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Most of those films suck.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
But if they pay Mark Wahlberg, good.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Damn right, yes they will, They'll pay Mark Wahlberg good.
All right, get ready, because we got tickets to see
the trend Siberian Orchestra Saturday, December twenty eighth at the
American Airline Center. And it's got a number. I sure
it's coming up, Darling. I miss you, but my aim

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is getting better. N okay, okay, oh yeah, low Star
ninety two five. Let's take care of the business at hand.
Who want our tickets to go see the trans Siberian Orchestra.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Mark Anderson, we know him better as Mark from the Squeekays.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Oh, a guy called. You know I was talking about
Les Paul earlier. Yeah, here's a guy who had something
we forgot to mention.

Speaker 7 (58:36):
There were two things you didn't mention about Les Paul.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Oh yeah, what were they?

Speaker 7 (58:41):
What you said? He was, you know, Steve Miller's family,
but he's Steve Miller's godfather.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yeah. I read that that he kind of taught Steve
Miller how to play the guitar.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
And he also invented that thing that the harmonica said.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Son that like Neil Young uses.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
Yeah you he and then I heard that on Access
TV just the other day.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Well I believe you, because I ain't doubt in Access TV,
not yet.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
So I just wanted to give you two.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
To you. All right, thank you very much, Thank you.
We're all here to inform me each other. That's a
great story. Okay, I just start watching Wheel of Fortune
more often? Why Contestant Will Jordan went viral on the
game show for an interesting reason. On Monday, Oh Yeah,
the Coastguard veteran appeared on The Wheel as part of
a special Veterans Day episode. It was a bizarre answer

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that elicited the biggest response. While attempting to solve the puzzle,
Jordan guessed on the unexpected phrase, saying he said treat
yourself to a round of sausage that was based on
the letters that Van A. White had placed on the board.
Ryan Seacrest, the host, did not visibly react to the
unlikely turn of the phrase, simply telling Jordan he'd gotten

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it wrong and moved on to the next contestant, Katina Thomas,
who directly solve the puzzle, which was give yourself a
round of applause, not a sausage. After Thomas's response to
Ryan seacrest joke to Jordan, although will I kind of
like yours better? That sounds better than just clapping right now?
Treat yourself to a round of sausage, come and get it.

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And while some declared Jordan the worst contestant the show
has ever seen, others gave him a shout out for
having one of the best all time answers. You know,
I like to hear it when people mess up fortune.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
And we all think that we would do so great,
But when you're doing it in front of cameras and
in front of like Ryan's secret, yeah you get nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Yeah, you're like a puppy Caughton traffic out there. I
can imagine. I don't think I'll be going on Wheel
of four. I'm damn sure you're not going to go
on Jeopardy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
My cousin won a trip to Saint Lucia on Wheel
of Fortune.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Kid, did she take you with her? No, she took
her husband. Damn did she treat herself to a round
of sausages? I'm sure she did because she took her husband. Okay,
I would hope, so I would hope.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
So, Hey, don't forget coming up this afternoon on lone
Star JEFFK we'll open up the lone Star ticket window again.
He has your chance to win tickets to see Milli
Gibbons Sunday, December twenty ninth at Tannehill's Tavern and Music Hall.
He'll give those away around four fifty this afternoon. But
coming up just after nine, Bo and I have the
first classic cash keyword of the day that could score
you one thousand dollars. So keep listening to lone Star

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ninety two.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Five Dallas Hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
We're under pressure all week, yes we are, but then
when you get to Welmesday it starts to ease off
just a little bit because we can see the weekend. Yes,
thank goodness. Last week was the Son of a Bitch too,
wasn't it? Oh yeah, it was a rough one. Then
by Thursday, say, oh, tomorrow's Friday? Or is Anna calls

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it Friday Eve? Yeah, that's tomorrow? Are we too obsessed
with with weekend? Ken the days? It's a par for
the course. Everybody's like this, absolutely, oh Friday? Anybody want
to watch the Tyson Jake Paul fight?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Absolutely? I got to find someplace to watch it. We
sure sell count of four tickets, can't we? Hey, no,
ten thousand dollars a pub mine.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Maybe Dak Prescott could buy us some tickets, Dak Prescott,
Dak Prescott could buy us all tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yes, he could thanks to Jerry. Yeah, isn't this just
a comedy of errors? It really is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
It's like the worst case scenario when even before he
signed the contract, they were like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Well, what if he gets hurt? Uh huh and he
out of a two hundred and forty million dollar deal.
He gets paid two hundred and thirty one of it,
even if he never takes another snap. Yep, Wow, must
be nice. Must have a good agent or something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Well, he's got plenty of time on his hands now,
I mean he's getting ready for surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Right fact, I think he's probably in surgery right about now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Well, if somebody is waiting for him to get out
of surgery and you need some time wasters.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Oh got that for you guys in a wheelchair? I heard.
I feel myself going.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Well, log on the low start ninety tude five dot
com and then head over to the Bow and Them
show page.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
So bo, it's looking more and more.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Likely like The Who are going to be doing something
in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Roger Daltrey is timed in on Pete Townsend saying that
there is something in the works. Daaltrey tells Britain's Press
Association there are a couple of things planned for next year.
The Who aren't finished yet. As for touring, well, here's
what Pete Townsend had to say about that earlier this year.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
We're not saying that we're not touring again, where we're
also not saying we're going to do a final tour.
We're not saying any of those things. We were offered
a tour as a final tour by Live Nation in
August and I turned it down. But I didn't turn
it down because they wanted to be marked up as
a final tour. I turned it down because I told me,

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I have some other projects that I'm working on and
my year is really busy, so I turned it down,
But there will be a tour soon.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Didn't The Who do a farewell concert at the Cotton
Bowl around nineteen eighty three, And they're gonna keep.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Doing them and keep doing just quit quit billing them
as farewell and final tourists. I mean yesterday was Paul
Stanley saying, on second thought, I don't think we should
have wrapped this up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Yeah, and look at what Motley Crue did you know?
Oh yeah, the contract signed the contract? Are they stopping? Yeah,
they're playing a casino up the road. Soon. Quit saying
you're saying goodbye If you're not saying goodbye?

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
And how can we miss you if you won't go away?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
What's your hurry? Here's your head. We'll keep you posting.
It would be nice to have them tour the US
one more time. Definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Okay, get well wish is going out to Dave Mason.
He underwent that heart valve replacement surgery Monday in Reno, Nevada,
where he lives, and his spokesperson tells us it was
a huge success. And then Mason, who was seventy eight,
took to social media to say that he was home
and he's feeling great. We have that post up so
if you want to check that out once again. This
is the surgery he underwent that Mick Jagger had back

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in twenty nineteen. And he's still dancing up a storm.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, Mason says, let's hear for the miracles of modern medicine.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Bruce Springsteen spent Veterans Day in New York taking the
stage for his annual performance at the Stand Up for
Heroes Benefit, which raises money for our wounded veterans and
for their families through the Bob Woodruff Foundation. Not only
did he do his usual acoustic set, he also had jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
We have all of the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Jokes that he said up on a stay on our page,
including God goes into the library he says to the librarian,
where do you keep the books on paranoia? And she
said they're behind you. Oh, that's a good one. So
in two thousand and four, you Tube made a splash
with Vertigo, the first single off that year's album, How

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to Dismantle Atomic Bomb. But like many great songs, it
almost didn't happen, and The Edge took to social media
to explain the strange journey that the song Furtigo took.
We've got that video up on our page. The twentieth
anniversary of How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb will be
out in November twenty second, and the Songwriters Hall of

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Fame has announced its nominees for the class of twenty
twenty five. We have the fullest up among the nominees,
Brian Adams, who is coming to Lucas Oil Live on
March second, so hopefully we'll have some tickets to give away.
Also the Doovie brothers on that list and Steve went
would just to name a few. Okay, they'll be announced
next year. Who's going to be in the Class of

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twenty twenty five. Finally, So you bought a TV. It's
brand new, but it won't fit in your car.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
What do you do? Oh? No, well, of course you
put it on the roof of the car. What could
go wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
We've got the video up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
May all your dreams come true? Oh yes, well the
show's over at to start. Ah, tomorrow is fun with
music Day and I've got to mash up. I don't
know if I've played for you yet, but I also
have something about the troller Lolo guy. Oh yeah, there

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is a competition to him for the trollo. No one
can talk him. Oh you just wait. I don't know,
it's kind of stupid. There's a lot of crazy people
out there, aren't they. Oh I'm going to prove that tomorrow,
troll lolo. You don't know, Okay, well we'll just have

(01:07:41):
to educate you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
It's an earworm.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Oh, it's an earworm. Be stuck in my head the
rest of the day, isn't it? Damn right, it is.
That's my job. So also, let's say we got Johnny
and Donnie van Zaane, Yes, Leonard Skinnard and thirty eight Special.
They have put together a gospel album and those boys

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are fun to talk to when you get them together.
So we'll talk to them in the eight o'clock hour tomorrow.
Our after show decompression session is next. What we're gonna
talk about. I don't know until we start doing it.
I don't know, and I don't care, No, not really.
We just we're just killing time and chilling.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
We'll talk about the fetish Ball at the Longhorn Ball.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Fetish Ball. Yeah, I'm not going come on in a bell. Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Hell, I'm gonna be watching the Tyson If anybody's gonna
be hit upon, I'll be watching the Tysons.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Wouldn't it be funny if the Fetish Ball people called
iHeartMedia and said yes, we'd like to hire, and we're
training with the talent fee.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Lady we heard named Linda lash How much is her
fee to make an appearance? Well, we can make up
something extravagant, sure, we got it. Tell her to come
get five gan.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Well we start thinking of some goofy stuff when we're
learning your goods in a joke. All right. So we'll
see you on the after show decompression session, which is next,
and we'll also see you on the show Enough show
tomorrow for fun with musicam right? All right, y'all ready
we are ready for this time to say bye.