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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Playing something good?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Hell yeah, rolling Stone Street Fighting Man.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Geez, sir, you.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Just hitch eight if you like me to come on,
hold it, hold it? What the hell is that? Come
on three you guys for one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Game.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I run a cool game here, I have any trouble.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I look well, we knew now exactly where we'd be
for the big.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Show Classic Rock and the Morning with Boe and Them
on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Definitely not drunk enough for that. Good you handsome mother?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Are you ready to take a call?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You ready to take?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I think I am?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Are you okay over? Let's ever Justin.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
From Madisonville, Kentucky. I'm sorry, Justin, Yeah, okay, anyway, my
questions about Sam on the internet from amail, I mean,
(01:15):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Nobody shake him, shake him.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I think he's finally latched.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Stop stop game on game on. Oh, good morning, get
your bitch, try to wash, wash the face, get the
day started, get some breakfast, get the quiet, and I'm
I'm broadcasting.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Everyone talks about the idea of the dreaded Monday Blues.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
On Monday, I woke up.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm so confused and depressed.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know about you, but I hate Mondays.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I hate Monday.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh, I'll do my.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Wh Do you hate Monday so much?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Days?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Mondays?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Monday Italian?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't stop the Mondays.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I'm told going a fake enthusiasm because it's Monday.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yay, yay, that's a fake enthusiast.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's my name, your name. However, Yes, after this week
it's Thanksgiving, all right.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
And we have next week off.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
We get a little time off, which, believe me, we
crave in this business. Yeah, just anytime we can take
some time off without messing up the works here, we
like to do that. That's right. We're gonna take all
next week off, be with our families, to bother us.
Damn it, we earned it, damn straight.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
You know, we really haven't taken time off since fourth
of July when we had our long vacation.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
We took Labor Day off, but that was just a
long weekend.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, ah, so this is gonna be a pretty good
little time to relax.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Absolutely as we cruise into the holiday season. Yeah everybody, Now.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know, after we get back from Thanksgiving, we got
to start playing all the Christmas crap we got.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Yeah, and we're teaming up with Fox fors Mike Doocy.
We're gonna help him collect toys for toys for talking.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes, yes, sir as, we celebrate today.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes, Bo Robert.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It is Mickey Mouse Day. That lovable rodent made his
screen debut in the short Steamboat Willie on this date
in nineteen twenty eight. Mickey Mouse is almost one hundred
years Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
One hundred Yes.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It is married to a Scorpio support Day. Hey, why y'all.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Looking at me because you're a Scorpio?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well, but that's right. I'm not married to one, so
I'll let this day slide. But is being married to
one so bad that you have to have a support
group that gets together to hug it out and console
each other about how horrible their scorpio spouses are.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I know a Scorpio, Yeah, and they can be difficult.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
God, he's he well, well ready for the exception to
the rule. That's right.
Speaker 10 (04:51):
If a Scorpio marries a Capricorn, and I've been married
twice and I'm married to capricorn, divorced them both.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Amen. They didn't have that support group, and neither did I.
But I got it now, National Princess Day. I've got
three daughters. And one granddaughter and they're my friends. Ah,
it is a Colt Day.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Shouldn't this be a lot closer to Halloween? Why did
they stick it so close to two weeks before Thanksgiving?
I thought we were three of the scary stuff and
totally into fixing turkey with our family.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
It's kind of like those people that have a birthday
so close to Christmas.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
They feel cheated. That's why a cold day separate from Halloween.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It is National Vishad Day.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
That's that cucumber suit.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh it's nasty. Despite being named for a French town,
it was created in the good old us of A.
It's a thick soup made of potatoes, leaks, onions, cream
and chicken. Stop. Sounds good, don't it? Well? It ain't
it served cold? Cold? That's when I'm oh, no, no,
no cold soup. I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It is Apple Cider Day. To take that nasty ass
cold soup taste out of your mouth. William Tell Day.
Even though a lot of folks say it never happened,
it was supposedly on this date in thirteen oh seven,
when William Tail shot an apple off his son's head
with a crossbow. What the kid had to piss his
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dad off.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I know, really, can you imagine how frightened that kid was?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And this push button phone day? Try to play a
song on your push button phone and see whose answers?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Do people still have those? I guess you could still
do it with.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Your Yeah, the desk phones here, I can play Mary
had a little lamb with three keys.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I tell you what, You lay a rotary phone in
front of a gen z that I don't know what?
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yes, all right, so we.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Got to look at sports of all sorts coming up.
Of course we'll talk about the fight. Everybody watch the Netflix.
Oh yeah, Buffer, it's still buffering. I think I think
it's still buffering. It's freaking full file. After that, uh
Annah gives head lines from Hollywood. Did you know? I
have a special Thanksgiving wake up call that we play
every year, and it's one of our favorites. You'll see
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take us see comedian Jim Gaffigan is seven point fifty
and Gary ho ho holy oh old buddy on the
guitar at eight ten today it's a holiday season. When
he calls, Yeah, well, our first call is from Al PETRELLI. Friends,
I'm Jerry Argus tell us they're coming. But when Ho
Ho Holy calls, he better have his guitar plugged in,
gonna play some Christmas cheer?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
All right, the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Nicely?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Time? Oh lord? Hell versions Okay, why are we ready? Yes, sir,
better get your whole ass up for it's time? Joked?
Aren't you for a month now?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
No, it just it just makes me want to do
I always want a two step to this song.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'd like to see you try it. You'll fall on
you ash try hell? No, are you a big two step?
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Can you do it?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'm a two step.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Damn I'm as I'd barely take a regular step. Get
out of my seat. Yeah, hey, rescues. It is six
thirty a time.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
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Speaker 1 (08:27):
Will If you saw it, you probably did social media
star Turnbox of Jake Paul defeated former heavyweight chant mate
Tasten in the pairs boxing match at Jerryworld in Arlington
on Friday night. Jake Paul won by unanimous decision after
the fight with all eight rounds. If you watched it,
what you saw was a sparring session where neither fighter
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wanted to kill the other.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah, they didn't want to get hurt.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They just wanted to put on the show because they
were getting paid millions of dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
The fifty eight year old Tyson was a huge fan
favorite in the stadium, but wasn't able to stand up
to the onslaught of the twenty seven year old Jake Paul. Now,
the former heavyweight champion didn't seem to have the killer
instinct that he did back in his prime, and he
looked his age as the younger Paul just kept him
at arms reached for much of the fight. This was
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most likely a take the money and run fight for
both of them, but the hype they both put on
leading up to the match and during the pre fight
was great. Actually, the fight before it those two women.
Yea woman got an eye lidle slashed open.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
That was the price of admission. Oh wait, it was
free to work.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, and don't think that the slap. Tyson gave Paul
it the way and wasn't staged either. Paul stepped on
Iron Mike's toe during the faceoff and that's when the
slap occurred. And the TV interview where Tyson's son was
interviewing his dad has to go down. It's one of
the funniest ever Big Time. If you watched it, you
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know what I'm gonna say. If you didn't, you missed it,
not because of what was said, but because Mike Tyson
as he turned to walk away, he hugged his son,
who was doing the interview, and the camera showed iron
Mike was wearing assless chats. Oh yeah, and don't think
he didn't do it on purpose. That's entertainment.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Come on, Oh, if we have the video up if
you missed it, it's on the boat and them show pace.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You don't want to miss Mike Tyson's assless chats.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Is this the beaver moon they've been talking about all weekend?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh, and they closed the curtains in the stadium. Oh
Jerry's I thought that was funny. If only we could
do that for ceedee lambs. Yeah, it appears that Netflix
had some buffering problems at night.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Oh Big Time is you know a lot of people
started tuning in around seven or eight, and yeah, the
buffering was so annoying.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I guess y'all better have that fixed next time.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Okay, let's talk Cowboys.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
One good thing from this past weekend was the fact
that we didn't have to worry about the Cowboys losing.
Start doing that tonight. It's Dallas versus Houston and that
friendly interstate rivalry that crosses over from sport to sport.
By the way, the Cowboys are the only team across
the four major American sport leagues that have not won
a home game in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Bo oh, they're the only one.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Out of all of the MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL
teams in North America. Cowboys are the only winless team
of the year with one and a half months to go.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Were the only ones We're number one. I hope you
guys are proud of yourself in.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
That embarrassing Okay, let's take a little look back, shall we.
The Dallas Cowboys have had an interesting coaching dynamic ever
since Jerry Jones bought them from Bum Bright over three
decades ago and brought in his friend Jimmy Johnson to coach.
They won two Super Bowls together, but when their relationship
went south, Jerry brought in another friend, Barry Switzer, who
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took over and won the third championship for the Dallas
Cowboys following that success, though, it's been an interesting swinging
door of coaches passing through since we quit winning Super
Bowls all those years ago. Of course, the common denominator
is that each coach has had to work with Jerry
Jones as their GM. But seeing how that's not going
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to change, what will he look for in his next
coach after Mike McCarthy's.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Tenure ends in January or sooner.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Yeah, guess who is starting to rethink returning to the
sidelines next season.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Vince Lombardy, No, not coming back from the grave he did.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Bill Belichick has hinted that he might want to coach again,
and guess where he says he might want to do it?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Stop it.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
When last in the NFL with the New England Patriots,
his salary was believed to be the highest among NFL
head coaches twenty five million dollars. He earned it winning
seven titles with the Patriots over a two decade run. Comparatively,
McCarthy is believed to be making around five million dollars
to coach the Cowboys, and that may be about four
million dollars too much.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Anything's gonna be better than what we robbery. Yeah, Clayton
will tell you that.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Quarterback c J.
Speaker 10 (13:09):
Stroud has led the Houston Texans to first place in
the AFC South this season, and that's helped him lock
down first place in another category. Houston Texans jersey sales.
Oh really, yeah, they're selling a ton of them. The
NFL announced at Stroud leeds all players so far this season,
followed by Chicago Bears QB Caleb Williams, Kansas City Chiefs
QB Patrick Mahomes, the Lions defensive end Aiden Hutchinson, and
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Washington Commander's rookie quarterback Jayden Daniel. So, if you're planning,
if you're making plans to go to the game tonight
at Jerry World, where any Cowboys jersey you can find
even a Zeke Elliot when with that's fine, nobody throw
anything at you.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Maybe PJ. Washington had twenty seven points in a career
high seventeen rebounds, and the Dallas Mavericks held off the
Oklahoma City Thunder one twenty one to one nineteen last night.
Without start Luca Dunchon no injured, Washington averaged just over
eight points and seven rebounds per game, but stepped up
in the absence of Luca, who was out with a
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bruised right knee. The Mavericks offense perred anyway. Kyrie Irving
scored twenty three points and helped Dallas shoot forty eight
percent from the field, which ain't bad. After trailing one
twelve to ninety eight with just over six minutes remaining,
Oklahoma City rallied and got it with one twenty one
to one eighteen. Shy guilgis Alexander. I don't even care
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if I say his name right. He tied up Irving
with eight seconds remaining and forced to jump ball, which
Alexander won. In Oklahoma City called time out with six
point six seconds left. The Mavericks fouled Alexander with four
point three seconds remaining. He made the first three show
but missed the second free throw thank you, and Lou
Dort missed an off balance contested three pointer at the
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buzzer up next to Mavericks host the New Orleans Pelicans
Tomorrow night tip offers as seven thirty.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
It feels good to be number one and the Dallas
Wings won the first pick of the twenty twenty five
WNBA Draft with a twenty two point seven percent chance.
The Wings beat out the Los Angeles Sparks, who had
a forty four percent chance to win the top spot,
and what's anticipated to be a strong draft, the projected
first pick yukon Star Page Bucker stands out. She has
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been closely watched by Scout since her high school days.
Now in her fifth year with the Husky, she looks
league ready. Dallas Wings have only drafted first once in
franchise history. That was back in twenty twenty one, when
the team picked Charlie Collier, who is now out of
the league. Both number one picks from the last two seasons,
Caitlin Clark and Eliah Boston went on to win Rookie
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of the Years.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Right, Dick, go Wings.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
It's going to be a busy night in town tonight
for Dallas sports fans. I mean, we got the Cowboys
and the Texans of Jerry World. We got the Dallas
Stars back on the ice at the Double ac Up
against Anaheim. Stars got a nice two to one win
Saturday against the Wild in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Thank you boys.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
And if you pay any attention to staff, you might
want to know that Anaheim leads the NHL and block
shots per game at eighteen point five blocks per average.
That's pretty good. Dallas is twenty ninth to twelve point five.
The Stars have moved in first place in goals against
average two point twenty five per game. Anaheim is twenty
ninth in scoring two point four to four goals per game.
Pretty close. Anaheim ranks thirtieth in penalty kill success sixty
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six seven percent. For them, it's all just numbers that
really won't mean squat when the puck drops at seven
o'clock tonight. ATAAC get there early. There is a party
on PNC Plaza before the game that starts at five thirty.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Go college football. Over the weekend, SMU made their case
that they should be ranked higher than fourteenth by taking
care of Boston College thirty eight to twenty eight. TCU
had a bye, but will travel to Arizona to play
the Wildcats this Saturday at two o'clock. My Texas A
and m Aggie's had little trouble with the agues of
New Mexico State. They got a convincing thirty eight to
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three win at Kyle Field. And by the way, anybody
who went to Texas A and m knows that today
is the twenty fifth anniversary of the Aggie bonfire collapse.
People were killed, and me and Clay when Clay was
just little. We went to the A and M Texas
game right after that. Oh sad, I had just moved
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to Texas right before that happened. The Arkansas Razorbacks gave
the Texas Longhorns a little scare, but the Tea Hippers
managed to pull out LSU let Florida hang around long
enough to let the Gators win. Another Louisiana team I
like is two lane. They shut out Navy thirty five
to nothing. The Green Wave is the real deal, y'all.
Speaking of Green, the North Texas Mean Green got thumped
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by Utsa forty eight to twenty seven. Number one. Oregon
almost let Wisconsin upset them, but eventually squeaked by with
a sixteen to thirteen win. Tennessee got upset bad by
Georgia thirty one to seventeen. The Walls were ranked number
seven and the Dogs were number twelve. That's going to switch.
Baylor beat West Virginia. The Texas tech Red Raiders had
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to buy and we'll travel to Stillwater this Saturday to
play Oklahoma Stake.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Now you know, thank you, Bob, You got all right,
the Freaking.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Fool File next on the poll in them show axles
running out of air A little bit. That was what
was classic rock lone Star ninety two five. You have
come to the point in the show where it's time
for the freaking fool File. And I've been telling you,
warning y'all about artificial intelligence for a long time. Yes,
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you have. The fear of artificial intelligence becoming so intelligent
that it takes over the world and dooms the human
race may still seem kind of far fetched for many people,
but it was seeming all too real for a man
in Michigan. The twenty nine year old grad student was
using Google's AI chat box Gemini, to help him with
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a homework assignment on aging adults. He asked the chat
bot a question and received a chilling response, which read,
this is for you, human, you and only you. You
are not special, you are not important, you are not needed.
You're a waste of time and resources. You are a
burden on society. You are drained to the earth. You
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are the stain on the universe. Please die, please damn Wow,
that's me. Uh yeah. The student showed his sister that
they were both horrified, and they panicked. That's horrible. They
even considered throwing away all of their electronic devices because
they were so freaked out about it. Now, Google says,
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while it is rare, it is possible for the AI
chat butt to mix up some words. Yeah, but it
was down right creepy. That was crude. And it's telling
you to please die You're.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
A waste of skin.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh, and artificial intelligence is here to help us.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
Yeah, just remember right, and rebooting your computer is not
going to do anything that buttole Le is still going
to be there when it gets absolutely A.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
New Hampshire woman will spend the next thirty months in
prison for stealing nearly half a million dollars from employer
so that she could afford tickets to see Tom Brady's
return to New England to play in his former team,
as well as some other pricey personal items. Yeah, she's
a big fan. Thirty nine year old Stephanie Prout was
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hired several years ago after she was released from prison
for a similar crime at her previous employer, and they still.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Hired her despite that.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
She worked as an office administrator and was given full
access to the company's finances.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Big mistake. Huge mistake.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Over six years, she cashed unauthorized checks and made over
one thousand personal purchases using the company's credit cards. Now
these included tickets to watch Tom Brady and the Buccaneers
play the Patriots.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
She also bought a.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Hot tub, playing tickets and other items on Amazon. She
was fired and later convicted of wirefraud. Here's the funny part.
Even she was fired, she demanded that the owner of
the company pay her a Christmas boat.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, come on, Jimmy one. I was gonna take it myself,
but since you're fired me, go ahead and gimme one.
Speaker 10 (21:13):
Funny women be shopping, Women, be shopping baby. This woman
is named Paulina Brandberg. Paulina brand Berg is a Sweden's
gender equality minister and b a human that suffers from
banana phobia.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
But he's scared of bananas.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Banana phobia. She's freaked out by the smell and the
sight of banana. Can you be freaked out over bananas?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Who knows some childhood trauma?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, like did Tarzan have his way with her when
she was young? Or so slipped on a banana peel
that hurts.
Speaker 10 (21:52):
She has requested banana free environments ahead of any of
her appearances. Anywhere she's going, it needs to be banana free.
The emails were portally instructed venues including the Norwegian Judicial
Agency and the County Administrative Board to make sure no
bananas are present in any of the areas that she
would be stepping into.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yes we have no bananas. Yes we have no bananas.
Come on in, it's fine.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
The phobia, which Brandberg once referred to on social media
as the world's weirdest we concur here on the bone
and them show, causes severe anxiety and nausea. It can
be triggered by the sight or smell of bananas.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Now.
Speaker 10 (22:28):
While the minister's social media post about her banana phobia
has since been deleted, her staff's demanding requests highlight the
seriousness of the condition. Supposedly, it's so bad she doesn't
even have to be in the same room as a banana.
She just has to look at one on TV and she's.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
So people going, hey, run at Jakita commercial real quick.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Yes see, I have a phobia of banana hammocks. That's
oh okay.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
So Friday night when Tyson stepped up, Yeah, well they're
not that comfortable anyway. On Friday new details were released
pertaining to the man who thought he could just drive
up Tomorrow Lago and have a chat with President elect
Donald Ton. No he didn't. The man has been identified
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as fifty two year old far Bad Dulat.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Oh him.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh yeah, that guy. You know that guy. According to
the arrest report, Dulat made the trip to Palm Beach
in a rental car that was listed in the name
of a woman. When cops contacted the woman, she told
him that she and this guy were planning on buying
a car, but Dulat took the rental car without her
permission while she was in the bank withdrawing money. Oh wow,
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he just took off. I want to talk to Trump.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
He's on a mission.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
She comes out of the bank expecting to get in
the car, but it was gone, which pissed her off severely.
From their police in Sarasota confirmed that the Palm Beach
Police that the car had been reported stolen. There's a shocker.
When this idiot got Tomorrow Lago, he was denied access.
Speaker 12 (24:06):
So what did he do?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
And he's denied access?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
He started honking his horn and wouldn't stop until someone
let him in. Like they were going, oh, okay to
come Wait a minute, did that work?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, no one let him in, but he did get
a ride to jail in another car with lights all
on top. Oh so they do lead him into jail. Yeah, yeah,
thank you good.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Coming up next hour, we have your tickets to see
comedian Jim Gaffigan. He's coming to fort Worth's Will Rogers
Auditorium for the fort Worth Stock Show in Rodeo and
he has added a third show, and we have your
tickets for that show Saturday, February first. Be listening around
seven fifty for your chance to win those tickets here
on the Bow and Them show on Dallas.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Fort Worth's classic rock lone Start ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay, a song for the working man driving to work today.
Oh yeah, lone star five. And you know what a weekend?
Speaker 7 (25:05):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
It was kind of rough. It's a beating. Tell you
what I could really use? I could use some good head.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Lines from Hollywood.
Speaker 11 (25:14):
Okay, yeah, what got said? We'll find out what that
bill got to say? All right, Labor was swinging into it.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
What she got? Okay?
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Red One, the Christmas comedy starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson
is head of North Pole security and listening the help
of a hacker played by Chris Evans to track down
a kidnapped Santa Claus top the box office over the weekend.
It earned thirty four point one million dollars in its
first week out. But considering that it took two hundred
and fifty dollars million dollars to make this movie, yeah,
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Red one may still end up in.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
The red Oh no, idea looks like a funny movie.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
It does, doesn't it goes.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
America's Golden Girl, Betty White, is being honored next year
with her very own stamp. Betty was chosen as an
icon of American television who quote shared her wit and
her warmth with viewers for seven decades. It's been almost
three years since Betty White passed away on December thirty first,
twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
One, just eighteen days shy of her one hundredth Bertha.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh yeah, the angel of death couldn't wait eighteen days.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
That's so heartbreaking death. You're a oh you might like
this bow. A new Popeye horror movie is on the way.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I'm already there.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Yes, it's an evil Popeye menacing a bunch of counselors
trying to open up a summer camp. It's expected to
be released in January. It's not part of the pooniverse
that started with the Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey movie.
Oh yeah, that was good, but it's the same basic idea.
So Popeye the horror movie due out in January. And
(27:02):
Alex Baldwin was trending on social media over the weekend,
and not for his portrayal as RFK Junior on SNL,
but because.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
At the end of the show he was on stage
with his fly wide open.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
One person posted, Alex Baldwin's fly being opened during the
send off was the funniest part of SNL.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
I didn't notice that, yeh it was wide over.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh I didn't notice.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
Steve Erkele was never meant to be the main character
of Family Matters, but he got huge, both figuratively and literally.
Jaliel White has a new memoir coming out tomorrow called
Growing Up Erkle, in which he reveals that he eventually
had to wear looser jeans.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
To hide his massive junk massive kle yes.
Speaker 8 (27:53):
According to Jaliel White, in season eight, executives of the
show said, quote, let's get rid of this suspenders and
lower his pants.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Too.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
It's getting a bit uncomfortable watching him in those tight
gene there's a.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Bone, But is it true or is he just saying that?
So these things a little man don't work much people?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Did I do that?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
I do?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Did I rub that? Go in them? Weekday mornings on
lone Star ninety two five, Dallas Forwards Classic Gronk lone
Star ninety two five. You know, with the Thanksgiving holiday approaching, uh,
we're going to play the wake up slap that made
Thanksgiving famous. It happened a few years ago and it
(28:42):
worked out so good that every Thanksgiving we play it,
and we're gonna play it here in just a few.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
It's a Thanksgiving tradition.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yes it is on this dumb show.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Speaking of dumb shows, it is time to smash on
your smidgeon and to educate you an. It's time for
did you know? He's? In fact you probably didn't know,
but your finda Did you know? Pineapples were such a
major status symbol in Europe in the seventeen hundreds You
(29:13):
could rent one to take to a party so people
would think you was cool. Rented buying one would cost
the equivalent of eight thousand dollars in today's dollars. Ye, yes,
I think of pineapple. Yeah, yeah, well it was a
big status. Oh he's got a pineapple, he's cool, he's wrint.
(29:33):
He's also broke now because he had to pay that money.
Did you know the Time Machine and Back to the
Future was not originally a DeLorean car. No, it was
a refrigerator, but Robert Zamechis was worried that it would
lead to kids locking themselves in refrigerators to go back
in time, so they changed it to a deloreoate that.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Did you know there is a law in Florida where
both parents have to sign an agreement to establish a
child's first name. If they don't do that, a court
will select the name for them. Oh no, no, no,
well you didn't sign it. Your kid's name is nol Buford,
little pecker. Did you know Karl Marx his last words
(30:20):
were and I quote last words are for fools who
haven't said enough. As soon as he said that, he died.
That's some timing for you, right there, microphone drop. Did
you know in China some cops prefer guard geese over
guard dogs because geese are more territorial and have better
(30:43):
eye sights.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Did you also know New York City has a population
that's larger than thirty eight steak?
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I believe it. I have a lot of folks lived there. Man.
Did you know the first non white player in the
NBA was Asian. It's a Japanese American named Wataro Misaka,
and he played in three games for the New York
Knicks in the nineteen forty seven forty eight season. He
only played three games. What happened after that? I don't know.
(31:14):
He was gone. I guess he became a sushi shift
for all we know. Did you know the black dots
around your car's windshield are called fritz. They're an enamel
that's baked into the glass to ease the temperature transition
from the back band around the edge to the clear
glass so it doesn't expand and crack. That's what those
(31:35):
little dots are for.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
I just thought it was a decoration.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
The black band needs to be there because it blocks
the UV light and protects the glue that holds the
windshield into place so it doesn't pop out.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Oh yeah, that would be a yeah, that would be
a problem.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Did you know bears are very smart? And have been
known to row rocks onto bear traps to set off
the trap neath the bait in safety, get them go.
According to Minyless law, a person who double parts of
car can be put on a chain's chain gang with
only bread and water tea. That's a little hard, it
is you double parked? Oh came here? You're going on
(32:12):
chain gang. Proteins have bizarre names. For example, there's a
protein named pikaturin, which is a retinal protein named after
the Pokemon character Pikachu. The protein Sonic Hedgehog was named
after Sonic the Hedgehog. A blue protein is named rasmurfin
after the smurf. And here's another presidential fact for you,
(32:35):
since it was presidential year, it was so cold at
Ulysses S. Grant's presidential inauguration.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
How cold was it?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It was right over my head that the canaries that
were supposed to sing at the inaugural ball froze to death.
That's how cold it was. Dallas Will was classic rock
lone Start ninety two five, dream oone, dream On. Well,
(33:06):
we have some Jim Gaffigan tickets we're gonna give you.
But did you know that over the weekend? In fact,
on Saturday, it was National Fast Food Day, which means
to win the tickets, you're gonna have to identify a
fast food commercial.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Oh, this should be easy for everyone.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Oh we'll see about that.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Though.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It was an old no not really, no, no, no, okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah that's something that we could get today.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can tell you right where
to go to get it. Thank you, But that's all.
I'm all shame. All right. Now for the Monday Morning
Wake Up Slap, the Thanksgiving edition. This is when we
did many years ago. This is the daughter is coming
home for Thanksgiving with a new husband. Some people are
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getting ready to fly up to God knows where to
be with the family. Case in point, little Case is
flying up to see her mom in Joys or somewhere.
Her brothers and sisters and all their kids are already there,
and Katie was supposed to bring Wendell. Wendell. Wendell is
the boyfriend the parents love. Yeah, they love Wendell. Well,
(34:20):
guess what, Katie. Hello, Okay, me and Katie have worked
this out. If this happens the way I think it will,
then uh, this may be an instant classic. Now, Katie,
let me just ask you something. Your mom? Is she
racist at all?
Speaker 9 (34:41):
I have to say she well, she doesn't think she is.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Who she is.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Yeah, you know people who are never think they are though.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Really, all right, you know what you're gonna do. You're
gonna start it off. You're gonna talk to her and
then I'll come in later. All right, Okay, all right,
hold on, I'm gonna call your mom. Where where is
she in Jersey?
Speaker 11 (35:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Okay, hold on, he's in Jersey. M all right, ma'am.
I'm just gotta surprise that, okay, Katie.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Well, and I'm hi, Punker.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
How are you.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Hello?
Speaker 9 (35:31):
Can hear him?
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
I'm sorry? I sets the falling out for a second.
What are you doing? I got I got my little
grand baby here this morning? What are you doing? Punkin?
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Are you picking me up from the airport tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (35:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Well?
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Ok what time was it again?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Though?
Speaker 6 (35:50):
You guys call me later and give me the give
it to daddy because I can't okay, I can't figure
it out. So and make sure you don't check your luggage.
Speaker 9 (35:59):
No, I will check my luggage.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Okay. So what else is going on? Though?
Speaker 9 (36:03):
Well? I just wanted to let you know that that
Wendell's not going to be coming with me.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
Wendell's not coming. No, why oh do you hear him?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
He's so cute.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Why wasn't WI coming? What's happened? He's going to go
to his family?
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Yeah, he's he's okay. I mean, he's going to go
to his house because we broke up.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Oh honey, when did that happen?
Speaker 9 (36:30):
Last week? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (36:32):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (36:34):
I don't know. It's a lot of stuff, so I
don't know. It's all talk about it when I when
I get there. But I just once you know that
the wedding is definitely off, and oh.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Boy, you must be torn up. But we will talk
about I know.
Speaker 9 (36:51):
But Mom, I think honestly, the thing is, I think
Wendell is just a little too.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Vanilla for me.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
And I want you to know, Yeah, Mom, I met somebody.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
His you met somebody already?
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Yeah, I met okay, mom? Follow okay, all right, all right,
I met somebody. His name is Lamont, and we got
mary over the weekend, and I'm gonna I want you
to talk to him, okay, so that when we come tomorrow,
you're not it's not like a big surprise, you know.
You love to talk to him on the phone.
Speaker 6 (37:29):
I'm okay, no, well, honey, listen, what happened?
Speaker 8 (37:36):
What do you my mom?
Speaker 9 (37:38):
I'm gonna put him on I'm gonna put him on
the stone. Okay, let you talk to him?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Does that?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
So?
Speaker 6 (37:44):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Say mama?
Speaker 3 (37:45):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I guess I should go your mama now, since since
i'm the family.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Uh, I don't. I am flabbergasted. I'm sorry. I'm sure
you're very lovely, but.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
A little surprise, I know see here here what the
deal is is?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Your your daughter Katie. She wrote it in me while
I was in prison, and once I got out, I
just had to meet her. And I tell you what,
since I met her, I've been meeting her ever since.
And the baby. When I was in prison, I start
thinking about all the time when she was right and
my love, my love just blossomed.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Let me talk to I don't understand what's happening here?
What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
In prison? Yeah? She rode to me while I was
in prison, I love blossomed and baby, bring bring me
those big old blossoms over here. One time.
Speaker 9 (38:47):
Prison right now?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Mom?
Speaker 9 (38:48):
He wasn't.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
I can't even speak, honey, I even sick to my stomach.
I don't even understand.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Say, baby, baby, back that ass up here one time.
That's freaky, freaky, Come on, honey, yeah, yeah, that's what
I'm talking about. Freaking out.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
I don't understand. Why is he saying that to you?
It's disgusting. Why is he saying that to you? Why
would you ever have someone to speak.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
To you like that?
Speaker 9 (39:10):
He's my husband now, mom?
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Oh my god, he's your husband?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (39:14):
Are you kidding me? You better know he's not coming
to thank you. We don't want to talking to do.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Let me ask one time. That's my baby right there.
Speaker 9 (39:23):
He can't have he might have that.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
He is swearing on the phone to me. What is
he doing? He's smacking me? What is he doing? Yeah,
listen to your listen, just listen to your nephew. Home
said he is, And I'm upset to it. And I
don't really understand. You got married. I don't understand it.
Could you just get married?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Let me talk to a one time? Let me talk
to one one more time.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
Yah, I don't think I want to talk to him.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Where you say, Mama, please tell me just that this
ain't a black thing or something like that that you
upset because because she married a real Maine so your rock. Yeah, baby,
every you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
Are you African American? Where are you from?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'm from usaff o'cliff in the Dallas are.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
The headboard on the bed. Don't make a lot of noise.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
Do it?
Speaker 6 (40:20):
What did you go to prison for? It was that about?
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It was a bush jarge. Anyway, I didn't rob both
them stoves.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
Oh my gosh, oh my god.
Speaker 9 (40:30):
Well mom, he's mad. He's done his time and now
he's out, and I.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Think he's just your father.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Say, uh uh, what's your mom's name? Janet Janet?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
What?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Janet? Calm down, Janet Janet. It's okay, Janet.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
I don't think this is funny one.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Who's this?
Speaker 9 (40:51):
Are you crying?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Mom?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
This is funny at all?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Janet, Janet Janet, It's all a joke. Daughter hasn't made
married to anybody. This is Bow and Jim at lone
Star ninety two to five in Dallas. She's coming home
and she's coming with Wendell.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Or whatever his name.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:13):
You like this?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
All right? Sweet?
Speaker 12 (41:17):
We're sorry we upset you. Yeah, you know your daughter
said you were kind of a gangster prankster. You had
a good sense of humor, okay, but we didn't mean
to upset you at the holidays. Listened when when Katie
comes up there, you too discuss it.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Oh my god, all right, all right, whoa, I gotta
calm down. That was You're lucky. It wasn't your father.
Now you're lucky.
Speaker 7 (41:40):
It was just me.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Oh my lord, will you.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Oh my lord, I only thought I was just my
mom the rest of my life.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
We're all gonna be talking about this this week. I'll
tell you that.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Well, we're glad we could give you some dinner table conversation.
Have a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Thank you you too. Don't be a.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Lone star ninety two five Ooo yeah, Stock, I can
just hear his voice bubbling in there. Don't you less
your car coming up. We're gonna talk to our old
buddy Gary ho ho holy, because he's always ho ho
ho when it's time for the holidays.
Speaker 8 (42:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
I think he's got a new Christmas song out.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Well, we'll surf on out. Okay, let's give away tickets
to see comedian Jim Gaffigan His Everything is Wonderful tour,
will be at will Rogers Auditorium on Saturday, February first,
And I told you that over the weekend it was
National Fast Food Day, So naturally my wheels started turning.
(42:43):
So let's do a fast food commercial and yell got
figure out.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
What do you and you say, this fast food place
is still around, Oh yeah, still serving up food.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
In fact, they just opened one not long ago in
Little Well.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Oh oh all right, okay, listen the number two on
four are eight one seven seven eight seven one five.
Listen and tell me this fast food restaurant.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
If you ask us, dinner should be warm, golden, real deal,
scratch made and stick to your ribs with plenty to
go around. Feed a family of four with twelve supremes, biscuits, fixens,
and teeth for just nineteen ninety nine. I'm dling hard
junior tick tick boom like a powder keg in your mouth, southbound.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Scratch me not in one of these, but one of these.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
Forty nine steps baked fresh, marinated twelve hours, Steve twelve minutes.
Now you're talking sweet, easy sucking style, because when it
comes to down home cooking, it's not our first rodeo.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Feed the whole family with a big box it's a
hot time.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Already, got it?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I got it?
Speaker 9 (43:57):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yes, and it's correct. I got wrong. That's okay, that's okay.
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine. I won't play it one more time for you, okay,
And I'll go ahead and tell you since you heard
the mot it's a chicken place. Okay, No, it's a
chicken place. There you go again if you ask us.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Dinner should be warm, golden, real deal, scratch made and
stick to your ribs with plenty to go around. Feed
a family of four with twelve supremes, biscuits, fixens, and
teeth for just nineteen ninety nine, I'm naeling hard, junior
tick tick boom, like a powder keg in your mouth, southbound,
scratch me, not one of these, but one of these
(44:40):
forty nine steps, baked, fresh, marinated twelve hours, Steve, twelve minutes.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Now you're talking sweet, easy sucking.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Style, because when it comes to down home cooking, it's
not our first rodeo.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Feed the whole family with a big box. It's hot.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
That's my favorite part, all right.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Two one four or eight one seven seventy seven one
that little hint I gave those of you that listen
little I know what it is now.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
I have never been to this place. It's not bad,
it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
It's okay. Bolling them, Show tell me what fast food
restaurant that is Chick fil a. Chick fil a Chick
is not a powder cake in your mouth? No, that's
not a little I know that suggested by you want
a powder keg in your mouth? Oh hello, bolling them.
(45:38):
Show tell me what fast food restaurant that is, Hello.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Chick, Golden chick.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Gold It's not golden Chick. No, that's good. Me in
this place have a lot in common, that's almost That's
why I thought of it. Bolling them, Show what fast
food place was that? No, no, I'm disappointed. Boning them.
Show tell me what fast food restaurant that is not
(46:09):
gold It's not golden Chick. It is a chicken place,
but it's not Golden Chick.
Speaker 8 (46:14):
This is a place that Moe should do commercials for it.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yes, in fact, I have a lot in common with
this restaurant. I'm trying to practically tell you the answer.
There is a Golden Chick being built in little elm
On El Dorado. Well, that's not the point right now. No,
it's not boning them. Show tell me what fast food restaurant.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
That is, Churches.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I'm disappointed in y'all. Yeah, that's me Church, mister Church.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
I guess there's a lot of people like me who
have never been to this place.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
But bon them. Show tell me what fast food restaurant
that is. It's you name just about every single one
except KFC, and that's not it.
Speaker 8 (47:00):
I just think Dale Earnhardt Junior did commercials for this place.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, I have something in common with this place.
Speaker 10 (47:08):
Bo has a lot yes side this place, and Neil
Diamond has something in common with the name of this place.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
If you know his music, you know his music.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Okay, okay, hello Bo, then Joe tell me what fast
food restaurant that is?
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Go on, yes, mister bow Dangle.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
I was trying to give it to you. Yeah, I
have to tell you something real quick. Bo.
Speaker 10 (47:36):
Just the other day, I passed by bo Jangles and
I had to circle the parking lot and I never
noticed this before, and it was so funny.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I took pictures to text to you.
Speaker 10 (47:44):
At Bojangles restaurants, there's two signs when you're entering and
exiting there. One says enter bow. Yeah, the other says
exit bow. Now, if you want to enter me, we
better be real good friends. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
You need that tattoo exit mo yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Exactly, exit only. Who is this? Okay, hang on just
a second. We got to get some information from you.
You will hook you up with Jim Gaffigan tickets. All right,
thank you? Okay, okay, all right, Dallas for Worst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
You know, we were supposed to be waiting for something, yes,
and we were speculating what it was that Sammy Hagar
was going to announce because he had this big announcement
at nine o'clock.
Speaker 8 (48:36):
Yeah, he'd been teasing it since last week. Bo okay,
and we now know what his big announcement is.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Hey, it's Red Rocker Sammy Hagar here and it's Monday morning.
What better day of the week to announce a residency
with the Best of All Worlds Band The Continuation of
the Best of All Worlds Tour. Joe Satriani, Michael Anthony,
Kenny Aronoff, myself and Red thistlewait on keyboards.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
And we're going to carry on in Vegas. So get ready,
get your yayahs out. It's going to be a lot
of surprises. Okay. So he's doing a residency.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Yeah, so he won't be touring. He'll just be going
to Vegas and staying put.
Speaker 8 (49:13):
He's returning to Vegas for his first residency there since
twenty twenty one, setting up shop at Dolby Live at
Park MGM for nine shows. They'll kick off April thirtieth
and run through May seventeenth. Now, when he started his
tour back in July, Jason Bonham from his other band
Circle was on the drums. But remember Jason had to
(49:33):
leave the tour because his mom got sick. Yes, well,
he's been replaced literally by Kenny Arnoff for the final shows,
including this residence.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Now, Kenny Arnoff ain't no slack, Oh.
Speaker 9 (49:43):
No, no not.
Speaker 8 (49:45):
Jason wanted to come back, and he's very disappointed. He
talked to Ultimate Classic Rock about how he was very
disappointed that he's not going to be part of this residency.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
He's also got some other stuff on his schedule too.
Speaker 10 (49:58):
He's got more of those led Zeppelin trees ute shows
that he does too, so there might be a little
conflict going on now.
Speaker 8 (50:04):
He was saying that he was very disappointed, but he
understood why because Kenny was part of the final shows. So,
speaking of Sammy, if you missed it earlier, Sammy Hagar
is expected to offer up a ten thousand dollars reward
for information that leads to the arrest of whoever stole
his day quila. Two truckloads of Sammy Hagar and celebrity
(50:26):
chef partner Guy Fieri Santo Tequila hijacked in Laredo, Texas
with over one million dollars in products stolen, and so yeah,
they're looking at offering up a ten thousand dollar reward
for any information that leads to their arrest. So maybe
Sammy Hagar is going to be, you know, teaming up
with McGruff, the crime dog.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
That's either some expensive tequila or a whole hell of
a lot of tequila.
Speaker 8 (50:49):
Well, so it was the blanco and the reposado and
that on Yejo is aged, so that's the liquid gold.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
That's what costs so much money.
Speaker 8 (50:59):
In the interim, the people at Santa Tequila are working
around the clock to try to get more product out
because it's the holiday season and they don't want us
to be without our tequila.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Knowing people want to get tanked during the holidays because
relatives are coming over.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
It helps you deal with them, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
So.
Speaker 8 (51:16):
Alex van Halen continues to promote his memoir Brothers, and
in a recent interview on the Talk is Jericho podcast,
he revealed that there are three or four albums worth
of unheard Eddie van Halen material in the vaults. Alex
apparently plans to carefully curate what gets released. As for
whether he will ever do a tribute to for Ed
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and for Van Halen, this is what Alex has to say.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
No at this point.
Speaker 7 (51:43):
I think the best tribute would be when we put
the movie together and we do other things and listen
to the music the way it was played by the
original people.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
There's a lot of bands out there, I would.
Speaker 7 (51:54):
Call them bar level that do that the tribute stuff,
and God bless them.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
I think it's great.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
More power to you. But when you get to a
certain level, I think it was simmy page you said it.
You know, there's a difference between imitation and inspiration. To
be an imitator shows that you're a beginner. That's what
you do at the beginning of your career. Again, there's
nothing wrong with it, but that's not where Ed and
I were at.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
What he died, So no tour from him.
Speaker 8 (52:18):
But I kind of liked the idea of van Halen biopic.
People behind Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Who would play who?
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Valery Burton? Ellie should play Ed van Halen because she looks.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Like that would be good. Make her look just like Eddie.
Speaker 8 (52:41):
Well, they did look alike if you remember when they
were together. Every time you saw a picture of him,
it's like they could be siblings.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Well, then it's cash.
Speaker 8 (52:49):
Then that's Academy Award winning material right there. And finally,
there was so much hype about this so called beaver
moon this past weekend, but no, no one wanted warned
us that it was going to be Mike Tyson's moon
that we.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Had to worry about.
Speaker 8 (53:05):
So you talked about this in Sports of all sorts,
but Mike Tyson's bear butt the talk of fight night
over the weekend. We have the video up in case
you missed it on purpose. It's on the Bow and
m Show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
You better run like hill get through that rain, oh man.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah, but it's gonna be out of here, probably around
eleven thirty or so, just going to blow on through.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
They said the Titanic wouldn't see Thanks Bo, Sure, glad
to do it all right. Tomorrow is a toy box Tuesday,
and some of the goodies out of the toy box
might be some Thanksgiving goodie.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
I know it's a week from Thursday, Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
I know.
Speaker 4 (53:53):
Of course, Tonight we have the Cowboys game.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
I don't know. Maybe they can do it, but it's
gonna take a lot to get this team back on
track the big time. I mean, it's gonna probably take
a ditch digger to get it out of it. Look,
did you just say on live radio that maybe the
Cowboys could win? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Maybe they did say maybe maybe maybe they need.
Speaker 8 (54:18):
To win at home because of all the professional sports teams,
they're the one team that has not won at home
in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Four, which is kind of funny when you want to
make fun of.
Speaker 4 (54:30):
Jerry and embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta get something out of this. Maybe
a laugh will be all in might as well, might
as well, so tune in tomorrow. We'll of course have
more Jim Gaffigan tickets and more tickets to see yah
Rock review. Up next. Well, we're gonna have to ditch
the after show decompression session. There's man the Dory staff
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meeting for veryviyan our favorite, which which means they'll do
some and take about an hour to say something that
could have been sent in an email. That's what they do.
Management people love to do. Meetingstained a darn man.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
They gave us food.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his
ass hoping either. It's true.
Speaker 11 (55:23):
I seem a.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Little bitter today, don't I.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
It's a Monday.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
It's a monday. It's a Monday, and I haven't had
my nap yet. Well, let's get that done. Once i'll
have my nap, i'll be my same old joy yourself.
That's right, at least until tomorrow. We'll see you then.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
I all right.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Bye,
Playing something good?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Hell yeah, rolling Stone Street Fighting Man.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Geez, sir, you.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Just hitch eight if you like me to come on,
hold it, hold it? What the hell is that? Come
on three you guys for one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Game.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I run a cool game here, I have any trouble.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I look well, we knew now exactly where we'd be
for the big.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Show Classic Rock and the Morning with Boe and Them
on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Definitely not drunk enough for that. Good you handsome mother?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Are you ready to take a call?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You ready to take?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I think I am?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Are you okay over? Let's ever Justin.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
From Madisonville, Kentucky. I'm sorry, Justin, Yeah, okay, anyway, my
questions about Sam on the internet from amail, I mean,
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I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Nobody shake him, shake him.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I think he's finally latched.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Stop stop game on game on. Oh, good morning, get
your bitch, try to wash, wash the face, get the
day started, get some breakfast, get the quiet, and I'm
I'm broadcasting.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Everyone talks about the idea of the dreaded Monday Blues.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
On Monday, I woke up.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm so confused and depressed.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know about you, but I hate Mondays.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I hate Monday.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh, I'll do my.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Wh Do you hate Monday so much?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Days?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Mondays?
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Monday Italian?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't stop the Mondays.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I'm told going a fake enthusiasm because it's Monday.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yay, yay, that's a fake enthusiast.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's my name, your name. However, Yes, after this week
it's Thanksgiving, all right.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
And we have next week off.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
We get a little time off, which, believe me, we
crave in this business. Yeah, just anytime we can take
some time off without messing up the works here, we
like to do that. That's right. We're gonna take all
next week off, be with our families, to bother us.
Damn it, we earned it, damn straight.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
You know, we really haven't taken time off since fourth
of July when we had our long vacation.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
We took Labor Day off, but that was just a
long weekend.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, ah, so this is gonna be a pretty good
little time to relax.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Absolutely as we cruise into the holiday season. Yeah everybody, Now.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know, after we get back from Thanksgiving, we got
to start playing all the Christmas crap we got.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Yeah, and we're teaming up with Fox fors Mike Doocy.
We're gonna help him collect toys for toys for talking.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes, yes, sir as, we celebrate today.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes, Bo Robert.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It is Mickey Mouse Day. That lovable rodent made his
screen debut in the short Steamboat Willie on this date
in nineteen twenty eight. Mickey Mouse is almost one hundred
years Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
One hundred Yes.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It is married to a Scorpio support Day. Hey, why y'all.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Looking at me because you're a Scorpio?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well, but that's right. I'm not married to one, so
I'll let this day slide. But is being married to
one so bad that you have to have a support
group that gets together to hug it out and console
each other about how horrible their scorpio spouses are.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I know a Scorpio, Yeah, and they can be difficult.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
God, he's he well, well ready for the exception to
the rule. That's right.
Speaker 10 (04:51):
If a Scorpio marries a Capricorn, and I've been married
twice and I'm married to capricorn, divorced them both.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Amen. They didn't have that support group, and neither did I.
But I got it now, National Princess Day. I've got
three daughters. And one granddaughter and they're my friends. Ah,
it is a Colt Day.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Shouldn't this be a lot closer to Halloween? Why did
they stick it so close to two weeks before Thanksgiving?
I thought we were three of the scary stuff and
totally into fixing turkey with our family.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
It's kind of like those people that have a birthday
so close to Christmas.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
They feel cheated. That's why a cold day separate from Halloween.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It is National Vishad Day.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
That's that cucumber suit.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh it's nasty. Despite being named for a French town,
it was created in the good old us of A.
It's a thick soup made of potatoes, leaks, onions, cream
and chicken. Stop. Sounds good, don't it? Well? It ain't
it served cold? Cold? That's when I'm oh, no, no,
no cold soup. I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It is Apple Cider Day. To take that nasty ass
cold soup taste out of your mouth. William Tell Day.
Even though a lot of folks say it never happened,
it was supposedly on this date in thirteen oh seven,
when William Tail shot an apple off his son's head
with a crossbow. What the kid had to piss his
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dad off.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I know, really, can you imagine how frightened that kid was?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And this push button phone day? Try to play a
song on your push button phone and see whose answers?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Do people still have those? I guess you could still
do it with.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Your Yeah, the desk phones here, I can play Mary
had a little lamb with three keys.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I tell you what, You lay a rotary phone in
front of a gen z that I don't know what?
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yes, all right, so we.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Got to look at sports of all sorts coming up.
Of course we'll talk about the fight. Everybody watch the Netflix.
Oh yeah, Buffer, it's still buffering. I think I think
it's still buffering. It's freaking full file. After that, uh
Annah gives head lines from Hollywood. Did you know? I
have a special Thanksgiving wake up call that we play
every year, and it's one of our favorites. You'll see
(07:11):
take us see comedian Jim Gaffigan is seven point fifty
and Gary ho ho holy oh old buddy on the
guitar at eight ten today it's a holiday season. When
he calls, Yeah, well, our first call is from Al PETRELLI. Friends,
I'm Jerry Argus tell us they're coming. But when Ho
Ho Holy calls, he better have his guitar plugged in,
gonna play some Christmas cheer?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
All right, the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Nicely?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Time? Oh lord? Hell versions Okay, why are we ready? Yes, sir,
better get your whole ass up for it's time? Joked?
Aren't you for a month now?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
No, it just it just makes me want to do
I always want a two step to this song.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'd like to see you try it. You'll fall on
you ash try hell? No, are you a big two step?
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Can you do it?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'm a two step.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Damn I'm as I'd barely take a regular step. Get
out of my seat. Yeah, hey, rescues. It is six
thirty a time.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Verse Sports of All Star drops you by the Will
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Speaker 1 (08:27):
Will If you saw it, you probably did social media
star Turnbox of Jake Paul defeated former heavyweight chant mate
Tasten in the pairs boxing match at Jerryworld in Arlington
on Friday night. Jake Paul won by unanimous decision after
the fight with all eight rounds. If you watched it,
what you saw was a sparring session where neither fighter
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wanted to kill the other.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah, they didn't want to get hurt.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They just wanted to put on the show because they
were getting paid millions of dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
The fifty eight year old Tyson was a huge fan
favorite in the stadium, but wasn't able to stand up
to the onslaught of the twenty seven year old Jake Paul. Now,
the former heavyweight champion didn't seem to have the killer
instinct that he did back in his prime, and he
looked his age as the younger Paul just kept him
at arms reached for much of the fight. This was
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most likely a take the money and run fight for
both of them, but the hype they both put on
leading up to the match and during the pre fight
was great. Actually, the fight before it those two women.
Yea woman got an eye lidle slashed open.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
That was the price of admission. Oh wait, it was
free to work.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, and don't think that the slap. Tyson gave Paul
it the way and wasn't staged either. Paul stepped on
Iron Mike's toe during the faceoff and that's when the
slap occurred. And the TV interview where Tyson's son was
interviewing his dad has to go down. It's one of
the funniest ever Big Time. If you watched it, you
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know what I'm gonna say. If you didn't, you missed it,
not because of what was said, but because Mike Tyson
as he turned to walk away, he hugged his son,
who was doing the interview, and the camera showed iron
Mike was wearing assless chats. Oh yeah, and don't think
he didn't do it on purpose. That's entertainment.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Come on, Oh, if we have the video up if
you missed it, it's on the boat and them show pace.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You don't want to miss Mike Tyson's assless chats.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Is this the beaver moon they've been talking about all weekend?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh, and they closed the curtains in the stadium. Oh
Jerry's I thought that was funny. If only we could
do that for ceedee lambs. Yeah, it appears that Netflix
had some buffering problems at night.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Oh Big Time is you know a lot of people
started tuning in around seven or eight, and yeah, the
buffering was so annoying.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I guess y'all better have that fixed next time.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Okay, let's talk Cowboys.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
One good thing from this past weekend was the fact
that we didn't have to worry about the Cowboys losing.
Start doing that tonight. It's Dallas versus Houston and that
friendly interstate rivalry that crosses over from sport to sport.
By the way, the Cowboys are the only team across
the four major American sport leagues that have not won
a home game in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Bo oh, they're the only one.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Out of all of the MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL
teams in North America. Cowboys are the only winless team
of the year with one and a half months to go.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Were the only ones We're number one. I hope you
guys are proud of yourself in.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
That embarrassing Okay, let's take a little look back, shall we.
The Dallas Cowboys have had an interesting coaching dynamic ever
since Jerry Jones bought them from Bum Bright over three
decades ago and brought in his friend Jimmy Johnson to coach.
They won two Super Bowls together, but when their relationship
went south, Jerry brought in another friend, Barry Switzer, who
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took over and won the third championship for the Dallas
Cowboys following that success, though, it's been an interesting swinging
door of coaches passing through since we quit winning Super
Bowls all those years ago. Of course, the common denominator
is that each coach has had to work with Jerry
Jones as their GM. But seeing how that's not going
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to change, what will he look for in his next
coach after Mike McCarthy's.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Tenure ends in January or sooner.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Yeah, guess who is starting to rethink returning to the
sidelines next season.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Vince Lombardy, No, not coming back from the grave he did.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Bill Belichick has hinted that he might want to coach again,
and guess where he says he might want to do it?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Stop it.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
When last in the NFL with the New England Patriots,
his salary was believed to be the highest among NFL
head coaches twenty five million dollars. He earned it winning
seven titles with the Patriots over a two decade run. Comparatively,
McCarthy is believed to be making around five million dollars
to coach the Cowboys, and that may be about four
million dollars too much.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Anything's gonna be better than what we robbery. Yeah, Clayton
will tell you that.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Quarterback c J.
Speaker 10 (13:09):
Stroud has led the Houston Texans to first place in
the AFC South this season, and that's helped him lock
down first place in another category. Houston Texans jersey sales.
Oh really, yeah, they're selling a ton of them. The
NFL announced at Stroud leeds all players so far this season,
followed by Chicago Bears QB Caleb Williams, Kansas City Chiefs
QB Patrick Mahomes, the Lions defensive end Aiden Hutchinson, and
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Washington Commander's rookie quarterback Jayden Daniel. So, if you're planning,
if you're making plans to go to the game tonight
at Jerry World, where any Cowboys jersey you can find
even a Zeke Elliot when with that's fine, nobody throw
anything at you.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Maybe PJ. Washington had twenty seven points in a career
high seventeen rebounds, and the Dallas Mavericks held off the
Oklahoma City Thunder one twenty one to one nineteen last night.
Without start Luca Dunchon no injured, Washington averaged just over
eight points and seven rebounds per game, but stepped up
in the absence of Luca, who was out with a
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bruised right knee. The Mavericks offense perred anyway. Kyrie Irving
scored twenty three points and helped Dallas shoot forty eight
percent from the field, which ain't bad. After trailing one
twelve to ninety eight with just over six minutes remaining,
Oklahoma City rallied and got it with one twenty one
to one eighteen. Shy guilgis Alexander. I don't even care
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if I say his name right. He tied up Irving
with eight seconds remaining and forced to jump ball, which
Alexander won. In Oklahoma City called time out with six
point six seconds left. The Mavericks fouled Alexander with four
point three seconds remaining. He made the first three show
but missed the second free throw thank you, and Lou
Dort missed an off balance contested three pointer at the
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buzzer up next to Mavericks host the New Orleans Pelicans
Tomorrow night tip offers as seven thirty.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
It feels good to be number one and the Dallas
Wings won the first pick of the twenty twenty five
WNBA Draft with a twenty two point seven percent chance.
The Wings beat out the Los Angeles Sparks, who had
a forty four percent chance to win the top spot,
and what's anticipated to be a strong draft, the projected
first pick yukon Star Page Bucker stands out. She has
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been closely watched by Scout since her high school days.
Now in her fifth year with the Husky, she looks
league ready. Dallas Wings have only drafted first once in
franchise history. That was back in twenty twenty one, when
the team picked Charlie Collier, who is now out of
the league. Both number one picks from the last two seasons,
Caitlin Clark and Eliah Boston went on to win Rookie
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of the Years.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Right, Dick, go Wings.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
It's going to be a busy night in town tonight
for Dallas sports fans. I mean, we got the Cowboys
and the Texans of Jerry World. We got the Dallas
Stars back on the ice at the Double ac Up
against Anaheim. Stars got a nice two to one win
Saturday against the Wild in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Thank you boys.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
And if you pay any attention to staff, you might
want to know that Anaheim leads the NHL and block
shots per game at eighteen point five blocks per average.
That's pretty good. Dallas is twenty ninth to twelve point five.
The Stars have moved in first place in goals against
average two point twenty five per game. Anaheim is twenty
ninth in scoring two point four to four goals per game.
Pretty close. Anaheim ranks thirtieth in penalty kill success sixty
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six seven percent. For them, it's all just numbers that
really won't mean squat when the puck drops at seven
o'clock tonight. ATAAC get there early. There is a party
on PNC Plaza before the game that starts at five thirty.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Go college football. Over the weekend, SMU made their case
that they should be ranked higher than fourteenth by taking
care of Boston College thirty eight to twenty eight. TCU
had a bye, but will travel to Arizona to play
the Wildcats this Saturday at two o'clock. My Texas A
and m Aggie's had little trouble with the agues of
New Mexico State. They got a convincing thirty eight to
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three win at Kyle Field. And by the way, anybody
who went to Texas A and m knows that today
is the twenty fifth anniversary of the Aggie bonfire collapse.
People were killed, and me and Clay when Clay was
just little. We went to the A and M Texas
game right after that. Oh sad, I had just moved
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to Texas right before that happened. The Arkansas Razorbacks gave
the Texas Longhorns a little scare, but the Tea Hippers
managed to pull out LSU let Florida hang around long
enough to let the Gators win. Another Louisiana team I
like is two lane. They shut out Navy thirty five
to nothing. The Green Wave is the real deal, y'all.
Speaking of Green, the North Texas Mean Green got thumped
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by Utsa forty eight to twenty seven. Number one. Oregon
almost let Wisconsin upset them, but eventually squeaked by with
a sixteen to thirteen win. Tennessee got upset bad by
Georgia thirty one to seventeen. The Walls were ranked number
seven and the Dogs were number twelve. That's going to switch.
Baylor beat West Virginia. The Texas tech Red Raiders had
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to buy and we'll travel to Stillwater this Saturday to
play Oklahoma Stake.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Now you know, thank you, Bob, You got all right,
the Freaking.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Fool File next on the poll in them show axles
running out of air A little bit. That was what
was classic rock lone Star ninety two five. You have
come to the point in the show where it's time
for the freaking fool File. And I've been telling you,
warning y'all about artificial intelligence for a long time. Yes,
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you have. The fear of artificial intelligence becoming so intelligent
that it takes over the world and dooms the human
race may still seem kind of far fetched for many people,
but it was seeming all too real for a man
in Michigan. The twenty nine year old grad student was
using Google's AI chat box Gemini, to help him with
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a homework assignment on aging adults. He asked the chat
bot a question and received a chilling response, which read,
this is for you, human, you and only you. You
are not special, you are not important, you are not needed.
You're a waste of time and resources. You are a
burden on society. You are drained to the earth. You
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are the stain on the universe. Please die, please damn Wow,
that's me. Uh yeah. The student showed his sister that
they were both horrified, and they panicked. That's horrible. They
even considered throwing away all of their electronic devices because
they were so freaked out about it. Now, Google says,
(19:38):
while it is rare, it is possible for the AI
chat butt to mix up some words. Yeah, but it
was down right creepy. That was crude. And it's telling
you to please die You're.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
A waste of skin.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh, and artificial intelligence is here to help us.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
Yeah, just remember right, and rebooting your computer is not
going to do anything that buttole Le is still going
to be there when it gets absolutely A.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
New Hampshire woman will spend the next thirty months in
prison for stealing nearly half a million dollars from employer
so that she could afford tickets to see Tom Brady's
return to New England to play in his former team,
as well as some other pricey personal items. Yeah, she's
a big fan. Thirty nine year old Stephanie Prout was
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hired several years ago after she was released from prison
for a similar crime at her previous employer, and they still.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Hired her despite that.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
She worked as an office administrator and was given full
access to the company's finances.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Big mistake. Huge mistake.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Over six years, she cashed unauthorized checks and made over
one thousand personal purchases using the company's credit cards. Now
these included tickets to watch Tom Brady and the Buccaneers
play the Patriots.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
She also bought a.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Hot tub, playing tickets and other items on Amazon. She
was fired and later convicted of wirefraud. Here's the funny part.
Even she was fired, she demanded that the owner of
the company pay her a Christmas boat.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, come on, Jimmy one. I was gonna take it myself,
but since you're fired me, go ahead and gimme one.
Speaker 10 (21:13):
Funny women be shopping, Women, be shopping baby. This woman
is named Paulina Brandberg. Paulina brand Berg is a Sweden's
gender equality minister and b a human that suffers from
banana phobia.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
But he's scared of bananas.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Banana phobia. She's freaked out by the smell and the
sight of banana. Can you be freaked out over bananas?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Who knows some childhood trauma?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, like did Tarzan have his way with her when
she was young? Or so slipped on a banana peel
that hurts.
Speaker 10 (21:52):
She has requested banana free environments ahead of any of
her appearances. Anywhere she's going, it needs to be banana free.
The emails were portally instructed venues including the Norwegian Judicial
Agency and the County Administrative Board to make sure no
bananas are present in any of the areas that she
would be stepping into.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yes we have no bananas. Yes we have no bananas.
Come on in, it's fine.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
The phobia, which Brandberg once referred to on social media
as the world's weirdest we concur here on the bone
and them show, causes severe anxiety and nausea. It can
be triggered by the sight or smell of bananas.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Now.
Speaker 10 (22:28):
While the minister's social media post about her banana phobia
has since been deleted, her staff's demanding requests highlight the
seriousness of the condition. Supposedly, it's so bad she doesn't
even have to be in the same room as a banana.
She just has to look at one on TV and she's.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
So people going, hey, run at Jakita commercial real quick.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Yes see, I have a phobia of banana hammocks. That's
oh okay.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
So Friday night when Tyson stepped up, Yeah, well they're
not that comfortable anyway. On Friday new details were released
pertaining to the man who thought he could just drive
up Tomorrow Lago and have a chat with President elect
Donald Ton. No he didn't. The man has been identified
(23:16):
as fifty two year old far Bad Dulat.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Oh him.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh yeah, that guy. You know that guy. According to
the arrest report, Dulat made the trip to Palm Beach
in a rental car that was listed in the name
of a woman. When cops contacted the woman, she told
him that she and this guy were planning on buying
a car, but Dulat took the rental car without her
permission while she was in the bank withdrawing money. Oh wow,
(23:41):
he just took off. I want to talk to Trump.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
He's on a mission.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
She comes out of the bank expecting to get in
the car, but it was gone, which pissed her off severely.
From their police in Sarasota confirmed that the Palm Beach
Police that the car had been reported stolen. There's a shocker.
When this idiot got Tomorrow Lago, he was denied access.
Speaker 12 (24:06):
So what did he do?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
And he's denied access?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
He started honking his horn and wouldn't stop until someone
let him in. Like they were going, oh, okay to
come Wait a minute, did that work?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, no one let him in, but he did get
a ride to jail in another car with lights all
on top. Oh so they do lead him into jail. Yeah, yeah,
thank you good.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Coming up next hour, we have your tickets to see
comedian Jim Gaffigan. He's coming to fort Worth's Will Rogers
Auditorium for the fort Worth Stock Show in Rodeo and
he has added a third show, and we have your
tickets for that show Saturday, February first. Be listening around
seven fifty for your chance to win those tickets here
on the Bow and Them show on Dallas.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Fort Worth's classic rock lone Start ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay, a song for the working man driving to work today.
Oh yeah, lone star five. And you know what a weekend?
Speaker 7 (25:05):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
It was kind of rough. It's a beating. Tell you
what I could really use? I could use some good head.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Lines from Hollywood.
Speaker 11 (25:14):
Okay, yeah, what got said? We'll find out what that
bill got to say? All right, Labor was swinging into it.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
What she got? Okay?
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Red One, the Christmas comedy starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson
is head of North Pole security and listening the help
of a hacker played by Chris Evans to track down
a kidnapped Santa Claus top the box office over the weekend.
It earned thirty four point one million dollars in its
first week out. But considering that it took two hundred
and fifty dollars million dollars to make this movie, yeah,
(25:55):
Red one may still end up in.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
The red Oh no, idea looks like a funny movie.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
It does, doesn't it goes.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
America's Golden Girl, Betty White, is being honored next year
with her very own stamp. Betty was chosen as an
icon of American television who quote shared her wit and
her warmth with viewers for seven decades. It's been almost
three years since Betty White passed away on December thirty first,
twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
One, just eighteen days shy of her one hundredth Bertha.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh yeah, the angel of death couldn't wait eighteen days.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
That's so heartbreaking death. You're a oh you might like
this bow. A new Popeye horror movie is on the way.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I'm already there.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Yes, it's an evil Popeye menacing a bunch of counselors
trying to open up a summer camp. It's expected to
be released in January. It's not part of the pooniverse
that started with the Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey movie.
Oh yeah, that was good, but it's the same basic idea.
So Popeye the horror movie due out in January. And
(27:02):
Alex Baldwin was trending on social media over the weekend,
and not for his portrayal as RFK Junior on SNL,
but because.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
At the end of the show he was on stage
with his fly wide open.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
One person posted, Alex Baldwin's fly being opened during the
send off was the funniest part of SNL.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
I didn't notice that, yeh it was wide over.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh I didn't notice.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
Steve Erkele was never meant to be the main character
of Family Matters, but he got huge, both figuratively and literally.
Jaliel White has a new memoir coming out tomorrow called
Growing Up Erkle, in which he reveals that he eventually
had to wear looser jeans.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
To hide his massive junk massive kle yes.
Speaker 8 (27:53):
According to Jaliel White, in season eight, executives of the
show said, quote, let's get rid of this suspenders and
lower his pants.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Too.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
It's getting a bit uncomfortable watching him in those tight
gene there's a.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Bone, But is it true or is he just saying that?
So these things a little man don't work much people?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Did I do that?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
I do?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Did I rub that? Go in them? Weekday mornings on
lone Star ninety two five, Dallas Forwards Classic Gronk lone
Star ninety two five. You know, with the Thanksgiving holiday approaching, uh,
we're going to play the wake up slap that made
Thanksgiving famous. It happened a few years ago and it
(28:42):
worked out so good that every Thanksgiving we play it,
and we're gonna play it here in just a few.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
It's a Thanksgiving tradition.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yes it is on this dumb show.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Speaking of dumb shows, it is time to smash on
your smidgeon and to educate you an. It's time for
did you know? He's? In fact you probably didn't know,
but your finda Did you know? Pineapples were such a
major status symbol in Europe in the seventeen hundreds You
(29:13):
could rent one to take to a party so people
would think you was cool. Rented buying one would cost
the equivalent of eight thousand dollars in today's dollars. Ye, yes,
I think of pineapple. Yeah, yeah, well it was a
big status. Oh he's got a pineapple, he's cool, he's wrint.
(29:33):
He's also broke now because he had to pay that money.
Did you know the Time Machine and Back to the
Future was not originally a DeLorean car. No, it was
a refrigerator, but Robert Zamechis was worried that it would
lead to kids locking themselves in refrigerators to go back
in time, so they changed it to a deloreoate that.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Did you know there is a law in Florida where
both parents have to sign an agreement to establish a
child's first name. If they don't do that, a court
will select the name for them. Oh no, no, no,
well you didn't sign it. Your kid's name is nol Buford,
little pecker. Did you know Karl Marx his last words
(30:20):
were and I quote last words are for fools who
haven't said enough. As soon as he said that, he died.
That's some timing for you, right there, microphone drop. Did
you know in China some cops prefer guard geese over
guard dogs because geese are more territorial and have better
(30:43):
eye sights.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Did you also know New York City has a population
that's larger than thirty eight steak?
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I believe it. I have a lot of folks lived there. Man.
Did you know the first non white player in the
NBA was Asian. It's a Japanese American named Wataro Misaka,
and he played in three games for the New York
Knicks in the nineteen forty seven forty eight season. He
only played three games. What happened after that? I don't know.
(31:14):
He was gone. I guess he became a sushi shift
for all we know. Did you know the black dots
around your car's windshield are called fritz. They're an enamel
that's baked into the glass to ease the temperature transition
from the back band around the edge to the clear
glass so it doesn't expand and crack. That's what those
(31:35):
little dots are for.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
I just thought it was a decoration.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
The black band needs to be there because it blocks
the UV light and protects the glue that holds the
windshield into place so it doesn't pop out.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Oh yeah, that would be a yeah, that would be
a problem.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Did you know bears are very smart? And have been
known to row rocks onto bear traps to set off
the trap neath the bait in safety, get them go.
According to Minyless law, a person who double parts of
car can be put on a chain's chain gang with
only bread and water tea. That's a little hard, it
is you double parked? Oh came here? You're going on
(32:12):
chain gang. Proteins have bizarre names. For example, there's a
protein named pikaturin, which is a retinal protein named after
the Pokemon character Pikachu. The protein Sonic Hedgehog was named
after Sonic the Hedgehog. A blue protein is named rasmurfin
after the smurf. And here's another presidential fact for you,
(32:35):
since it was presidential year, it was so cold at
Ulysses S. Grant's presidential inauguration.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
How cold was it?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It was right over my head that the canaries that
were supposed to sing at the inaugural ball froze to death.
That's how cold it was. Dallas Will was classic rock
lone Start ninety two five, dream oone, dream On. Well,
(33:06):
we have some Jim Gaffigan tickets we're gonna give you.
But did you know that over the weekend? In fact,
on Saturday, it was National Fast Food Day, which means
to win the tickets, you're gonna have to identify a
fast food commercial.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Oh, this should be easy for everyone.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Oh we'll see about that.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Though.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It was an old no not really, no, no, no, okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah that's something that we could get today.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can tell you right where
to go to get it. Thank you, But that's all.
I'm all shame. All right. Now for the Monday Morning
Wake Up Slap, the Thanksgiving edition. This is when we
did many years ago. This is the daughter is coming
home for Thanksgiving with a new husband. Some people are
(33:54):
getting ready to fly up to God knows where to
be with the family. Case in point, little Case is
flying up to see her mom in Joys or somewhere.
Her brothers and sisters and all their kids are already there,
and Katie was supposed to bring Wendell. Wendell. Wendell is
the boyfriend the parents love. Yeah, they love Wendell. Well,
(34:20):
guess what, Katie. Hello, Okay, me and Katie have worked
this out. If this happens the way I think it will,
then uh, this may be an instant classic. Now, Katie,
let me just ask you something. Your mom? Is she
racist at all?
Speaker 9 (34:41):
I have to say she well, she doesn't think she is.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Who she is.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Yeah, you know people who are never think they are though.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Really, all right, you know what you're gonna do. You're
gonna start it off. You're gonna talk to her and
then I'll come in later. All right, Okay, all right,
hold on, I'm gonna call your mom. Where where is
she in Jersey?
Speaker 11 (35:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Okay, hold on, he's in Jersey. M all right, ma'am.
I'm just gotta surprise that, okay, Katie.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Well, and I'm hi, Punker.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
How are you.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Hello?
Speaker 9 (35:31):
Can hear him?
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
I'm sorry? I sets the falling out for a second.
What are you doing? I got I got my little
grand baby here this morning? What are you doing? Punkin?
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Are you picking me up from the airport tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (35:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Well?
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Ok what time was it again?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Though?
Speaker 6 (35:50):
You guys call me later and give me the give
it to daddy because I can't okay, I can't figure
it out. So and make sure you don't check your luggage.
Speaker 9 (35:59):
No, I will check my luggage.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Okay. So what else is going on? Though?
Speaker 9 (36:03):
Well? I just wanted to let you know that that
Wendell's not going to be coming with me.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
Wendell's not coming. No, why oh do you hear him?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
He's so cute.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Why wasn't WI coming? What's happened? He's going to go
to his family?
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Yeah, he's he's okay. I mean, he's going to go
to his house because we broke up.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Oh honey, when did that happen?
Speaker 9 (36:30):
Last week? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (36:32):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (36:34):
I don't know. It's a lot of stuff, so I
don't know. It's all talk about it when I when
I get there. But I just once you know that
the wedding is definitely off, and oh.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Boy, you must be torn up. But we will talk
about I know.
Speaker 9 (36:51):
But Mom, I think honestly, the thing is, I think
Wendell is just a little too.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Vanilla for me.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
And I want you to know, Yeah, Mom, I met somebody.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
His you met somebody already?
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Yeah, I met okay, mom? Follow okay, all right, all right,
I met somebody. His name is Lamont, and we got
mary over the weekend, and I'm gonna I want you
to talk to him, okay, so that when we come tomorrow,
you're not it's not like a big surprise, you know.
You love to talk to him on the phone.
Speaker 6 (37:29):
I'm okay, no, well, honey, listen, what happened?
Speaker 8 (37:36):
What do you my mom?
Speaker 9 (37:38):
I'm gonna put him on I'm gonna put him on
the stone. Okay, let you talk to him?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Does that?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
So?
Speaker 6 (37:44):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Say mama?
Speaker 3 (37:45):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I guess I should go your mama now, since since
i'm the family.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Uh, I don't. I am flabbergasted. I'm sorry. I'm sure
you're very lovely, but.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
A little surprise, I know see here here what the
deal is is?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Your your daughter Katie. She wrote it in me while
I was in prison, and once I got out, I
just had to meet her. And I tell you what,
since I met her, I've been meeting her ever since.
And the baby. When I was in prison, I start
thinking about all the time when she was right and
my love, my love just blossomed.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Let me talk to I don't understand what's happening here?
What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
In prison? Yeah? She rode to me while I was
in prison, I love blossomed and baby, bring bring me
those big old blossoms over here. One time.
Speaker 9 (38:47):
Prison right now?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Mom?
Speaker 9 (38:48):
He wasn't.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
I can't even speak, honey, I even sick to my stomach.
I don't even understand.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Say, baby, baby, back that ass up here one time.
That's freaky, freaky, Come on, honey, yeah, yeah, that's what
I'm talking about. Freaking out.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
I don't understand. Why is he saying that to you?
It's disgusting. Why is he saying that to you? Why
would you ever have someone to speak.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
To you like that?
Speaker 9 (39:10):
He's my husband now, mom?
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Oh my god, he's your husband?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (39:14):
Are you kidding me? You better know he's not coming
to thank you. We don't want to talking to do.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Let me ask one time. That's my baby right there.
Speaker 9 (39:23):
He can't have he might have that.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
He is swearing on the phone to me. What is
he doing? He's smacking me? What is he doing? Yeah,
listen to your listen, just listen to your nephew. Home
said he is, And I'm upset to it. And I
don't really understand. You got married. I don't understand it.
Could you just get married?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Let me talk to a one time? Let me talk
to one one more time.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
Yah, I don't think I want to talk to him.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Where you say, Mama, please tell me just that this
ain't a black thing or something like that that you
upset because because she married a real Maine so your rock. Yeah, baby,
every you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
Are you African American? Where are you from?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'm from usaff o'cliff in the Dallas are.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
The headboard on the bed. Don't make a lot of noise.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
Do it?
Speaker 6 (40:20):
What did you go to prison for? It was that about?
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
It was a bush jarge. Anyway, I didn't rob both
them stoves.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
Oh my gosh, oh my god.
Speaker 9 (40:30):
Well mom, he's mad. He's done his time and now
he's out, and I.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Think he's just your father.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Say, uh uh, what's your mom's name? Janet Janet?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
What?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Janet? Calm down, Janet Janet. It's okay, Janet.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
I don't think this is funny one.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Who's this?
Speaker 9 (40:51):
Are you crying?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Mom?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
This is funny at all?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Janet, Janet Janet, It's all a joke. Daughter hasn't made
married to anybody. This is Bow and Jim at lone
Star ninety two to five in Dallas. She's coming home
and she's coming with Wendell.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Or whatever his name.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:13):
You like this?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
All right? Sweet?
Speaker 12 (41:17):
We're sorry we upset you. Yeah, you know your daughter
said you were kind of a gangster prankster. You had
a good sense of humor, okay, but we didn't mean
to upset you at the holidays. Listened when when Katie
comes up there, you too discuss it.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Oh my god, all right, all right, whoa, I gotta
calm down. That was You're lucky. It wasn't your father.
Now you're lucky.
Speaker 7 (41:40):
It was just me.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Oh my lord, will you.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Oh my lord, I only thought I was just my
mom the rest of my life.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
We're all gonna be talking about this this week. I'll
tell you that.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Well, we're glad we could give you some dinner table conversation.
Have a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Thank you you too. Don't be a.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Lone star ninety two five Ooo yeah, Stock, I can
just hear his voice bubbling in there. Don't you less
your car coming up. We're gonna talk to our old
buddy Gary ho ho holy, because he's always ho ho
ho when it's time for the holidays.
Speaker 8 (42:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
I think he's got a new Christmas song out.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Well, we'll surf on out. Okay, let's give away tickets
to see comedian Jim Gaffigan His Everything is Wonderful tour,
will be at will Rogers Auditorium on Saturday, February first,
And I told you that over the weekend it was
National Fast Food Day, So naturally my wheels started turning.
(42:43):
So let's do a fast food commercial and yell got
figure out.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
What do you and you say, this fast food place
is still around, Oh yeah, still serving up food.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
In fact, they just opened one not long ago in
Little Well.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Oh oh all right, okay, listen the number two on
four are eight one seven seven eight seven one five.
Listen and tell me this fast food restaurant.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
If you ask us, dinner should be warm, golden, real deal,
scratch made and stick to your ribs with plenty to
go around. Feed a family of four with twelve supremes, biscuits, fixens,
and teeth for just nineteen ninety nine. I'm dling hard
junior tick tick boom like a powder keg in your mouth, southbound.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Scratch me not in one of these, but one of these.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
Forty nine steps baked fresh, marinated twelve hours, Steve twelve minutes.
Now you're talking sweet, easy sucking style, because when it
comes to down home cooking, it's not our first rodeo.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Feed the whole family with a big box it's a
hot time.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Already, got it?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I got it?
Speaker 9 (43:57):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yes, and it's correct. I got wrong. That's okay, that's okay.
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine. I won't play it one more time for you, okay,
And I'll go ahead and tell you since you heard
the mot it's a chicken place. Okay, No, it's a
chicken place. There you go again if you ask us.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Dinner should be warm, golden, real deal, scratch made and
stick to your ribs with plenty to go around. Feed
a family of four with twelve supremes, biscuits, fixens, and
teeth for just nineteen ninety nine, I'm naeling hard, junior
tick tick boom, like a powder keg in your mouth, southbound,
scratch me, not one of these, but one of these
(44:40):
forty nine steps, baked, fresh, marinated twelve hours, Steve, twelve minutes.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Now you're talking sweet, easy sucking.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Style, because when it comes to down home cooking, it's
not our first rodeo.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Feed the whole family with a big box. It's hot.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
That's my favorite part, all right.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Two one four or eight one seven seventy seven one
that little hint I gave those of you that listen
little I know what it is now.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
I have never been to this place. It's not bad,
it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
It's okay. Bolling them, Show tell me what fast food
restaurant that is Chick fil a. Chick fil a Chick
is not a powder cake in your mouth? No, that's
not a little I know that suggested by you want
a powder keg in your mouth? Oh hello, bolling them.
(45:38):
Show tell me what fast food restaurant that is, Hello.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Chick, Golden chick.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Gold It's not golden Chick. No, that's good. Me in
this place have a lot in common, that's almost That's
why I thought of it. Bolling them, Show what fast
food place was that? No, no, I'm disappointed. Boning them.
Show tell me what fast food restaurant that is not
(46:09):
gold It's not golden Chick. It is a chicken place,
but it's not Golden Chick.
Speaker 8 (46:14):
This is a place that Moe should do commercials for it.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yes, in fact, I have a lot in common with
this restaurant. I'm trying to practically tell you the answer.
There is a Golden Chick being built in little elm
On El Dorado. Well, that's not the point right now. No,
it's not boning them. Show tell me what fast food restaurant.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
That is, Churches.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I'm disappointed in y'all. Yeah, that's me Church, mister Church.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
I guess there's a lot of people like me who
have never been to this place.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
But bon them. Show tell me what fast food restaurant
that is. It's you name just about every single one
except KFC, and that's not it.
Speaker 8 (47:00):
I just think Dale Earnhardt Junior did commercials for this place.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, I have something in common with this place.
Speaker 10 (47:08):
Bo has a lot yes side this place, and Neil
Diamond has something in common with the name of this place.
Speaker 4 (47:14):
If you know his music, you know his music.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Okay, okay, hello Bo, then Joe tell me what fast
food restaurant that is?
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Go on, yes, mister bow Dangle.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
I was trying to give it to you. Yeah, I
have to tell you something real quick. Bo.
Speaker 10 (47:36):
Just the other day, I passed by bo Jangles and
I had to circle the parking lot and I never
noticed this before, and it was so funny.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I took pictures to text to you.
Speaker 10 (47:44):
At Bojangles restaurants, there's two signs when you're entering and
exiting there. One says enter bow. Yeah, the other says
exit bow. Now, if you want to enter me, we
better be real good friends. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
You need that tattoo exit mo yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Exactly, exit only. Who is this? Okay, hang on just
a second. We got to get some information from you.
You will hook you up with Jim Gaffigan tickets. All right,
thank you? Okay, okay, all right, Dallas for Worst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
You know, we were supposed to be waiting for something, yes,
and we were speculating what it was that Sammy Hagar
was going to announce because he had this big announcement
at nine o'clock.
Speaker 8 (48:36):
Yeah, he'd been teasing it since last week. Bo okay,
and we now know what his big announcement is.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Hey, it's Red Rocker Sammy Hagar here and it's Monday morning.
What better day of the week to announce a residency
with the Best of All Worlds Band The Continuation of
the Best of All Worlds Tour. Joe Satriani, Michael Anthony,
Kenny Aronoff, myself and Red thistlewait on keyboards.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
And we're going to carry on in Vegas. So get ready,
get your yayahs out. It's going to be a lot
of surprises. Okay. So he's doing a residency.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Yeah, so he won't be touring. He'll just be going
to Vegas and staying put.
Speaker 8 (49:13):
He's returning to Vegas for his first residency there since
twenty twenty one, setting up shop at Dolby Live at
Park MGM for nine shows. They'll kick off April thirtieth
and run through May seventeenth. Now, when he started his
tour back in July, Jason Bonham from his other band
Circle was on the drums. But remember Jason had to
(49:33):
leave the tour because his mom got sick. Yes, well,
he's been replaced literally by Kenny Arnoff for the final shows,
including this residence.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Now, Kenny Arnoff ain't no slack, Oh.
Speaker 9 (49:43):
No, no not.
Speaker 8 (49:45):
Jason wanted to come back, and he's very disappointed. He
talked to Ultimate Classic Rock about how he was very
disappointed that he's not going to be part of this residency.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
He's also got some other stuff on his schedule too.
Speaker 10 (49:58):
He's got more of those led Zeppelin trees ute shows
that he does too, so there might be a little
conflict going on now.
Speaker 8 (50:04):
He was saying that he was very disappointed, but he
understood why because Kenny was part of the final shows. So,
speaking of Sammy, if you missed it earlier, Sammy Hagar
is expected to offer up a ten thousand dollars reward
for information that leads to the arrest of whoever stole
his day quila. Two truckloads of Sammy Hagar and celebrity
(50:26):
chef partner Guy Fieri Santo Tequila hijacked in Laredo, Texas
with over one million dollars in products stolen, and so yeah,
they're looking at offering up a ten thousand dollar reward
for any information that leads to their arrest. So maybe
Sammy Hagar is going to be, you know, teaming up
with McGruff, the crime dog.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
That's either some expensive tequila or a whole hell of
a lot of tequila.
Speaker 8 (50:49):
Well, so it was the blanco and the reposado and
that on Yejo is aged, so that's the liquid gold.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
That's what costs so much money.
Speaker 8 (50:59):
In the interim, the people at Santa Tequila are working
around the clock to try to get more product out
because it's the holiday season and they don't want us
to be without our tequila.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Knowing people want to get tanked during the holidays because
relatives are coming over.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
It helps you deal with them, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
So.
Speaker 8 (51:16):
Alex van Halen continues to promote his memoir Brothers, and
in a recent interview on the Talk is Jericho podcast,
he revealed that there are three or four albums worth
of unheard Eddie van Halen material in the vaults. Alex
apparently plans to carefully curate what gets released. As for
whether he will ever do a tribute to for Ed
(51:39):
and for Van Halen, this is what Alex has to say.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
No at this point.
Speaker 7 (51:43):
I think the best tribute would be when we put
the movie together and we do other things and listen
to the music the way it was played by the
original people.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
There's a lot of bands out there, I would.
Speaker 7 (51:54):
Call them bar level that do that the tribute stuff,
and God bless them.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
I think it's great.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
More power to you. But when you get to a
certain level, I think it was simmy page you said it.
You know, there's a difference between imitation and inspiration. To
be an imitator shows that you're a beginner. That's what
you do at the beginning of your career. Again, there's
nothing wrong with it, but that's not where Ed and
I were at.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
What he died, So no tour from him.
Speaker 8 (52:18):
But I kind of liked the idea of van Halen biopic.
People behind Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Who would play who?
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Valery Burton? Ellie should play Ed van Halen because she looks.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Like that would be good. Make her look just like Eddie.
Speaker 8 (52:41):
Well, they did look alike if you remember when they
were together. Every time you saw a picture of him,
it's like they could be siblings.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Well, then it's cash.
Speaker 8 (52:49):
Then that's Academy Award winning material right there. And finally,
there was so much hype about this so called beaver
moon this past weekend, but no, no one wanted warned
us that it was going to be Mike Tyson's moon
that we.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Had to worry about.
Speaker 8 (53:05):
So you talked about this in Sports of all sorts,
but Mike Tyson's bear butt the talk of fight night
over the weekend. We have the video up in case
you missed it on purpose. It's on the Bow and
m Show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
You better run like hill get through that rain, oh man.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah, but it's gonna be out of here, probably around
eleven thirty or so, just going to blow on through.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
They said the Titanic wouldn't see Thanks Bo, Sure, glad
to do it all right. Tomorrow is a toy box Tuesday,
and some of the goodies out of the toy box
might be some Thanksgiving goodie.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
I know it's a week from Thursday, Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
I know.
Speaker 4 (53:53):
Of course, Tonight we have the Cowboys game.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
I don't know. Maybe they can do it, but it's
gonna take a lot to get this team back on
track the big time. I mean, it's gonna probably take
a ditch digger to get it out of it. Look,
did you just say on live radio that maybe the
Cowboys could win? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Maybe they did say maybe maybe maybe they need.
Speaker 8 (54:18):
To win at home because of all the professional sports teams,
they're the one team that has not won at home
in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Four, which is kind of funny when you want to
make fun of.
Speaker 4 (54:30):
Jerry and embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta get something out of this. Maybe
a laugh will be all in might as well, might
as well, so tune in tomorrow. We'll of course have
more Jim Gaffigan tickets and more tickets to see yah
Rock review. Up next. Well, we're gonna have to ditch
the after show decompression session. There's man the Dory staff
(54:53):
meeting for veryviyan our favorite, which which means they'll do
some and take about an hour to say something that
could have been sent in an email. That's what they do.
Management people love to do. Meetingstained a darn man.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
They gave us food.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his
ass hoping either. It's true.
Speaker 11 (55:23):
I seem a.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Little bitter today, don't I.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
It's a Monday.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
It's a monday. It's a Monday, and I haven't had
my nap yet. Well, let's get that done. Once i'll
have my nap, i'll be my same old joy yourself.
That's right, at least until tomorrow. We'll see you then.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
I all right.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Bye,
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