The Bo and Them Full Show - Nov 20, 2024 (Ep 1268) Wrestling Events....at Church? Linda Lash has Naughty Turkey Jokes.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Times are tough, so don't pay full price for your
Thanksgiving turkey. Come to Tom's Turkey Park where you shoot
your own turkey insae and bring the kids because we've
got guns for everyone. Jason down turkeys and shooting them
is fun for the whole family. And once you chop
off its head, defeather it, disembowel it, clean up the

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mess and gag. No one will know you didn't pay
full price for a supermarket turkeys. Tom's Turkey Park where
you saved the kids have a blast, Sorry dad, and
everyone signs an insurance waiver.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hot out of.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
This holiday season, prepare, tap the stuff and scared out
of you. The table is set, the festivities have begun.
What an uninvited guest has arrived this year? There will
be no leftovers Thanksgiving, quite meat, dark meat.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
All will be carved Thanksgiving. Arrive hungry every Thanksgiving. Ground
your stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
From Director Eli Ross Thanksgiving, He'll come home for the
holidays and a body pack.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
So, guys, I was thinking, you know, since it's Thanksgiving
and all that, we should go around and say what
we're thankful for.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I'm thankful that your mom has the juicy in town.
And now a Thanksgiving message from Tony Soprano. What am
I thankful for? I'm thankful for the turkey and the
gabba gul Most of all, I'm thankful that I'm alive.
Right Noo, I died in that diner. Oh you gotta
be f me. This has been a Thanksgiving message from

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Tony Soprano. Grabo Gobbo Gabbo.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
See wee wabba wobble, going to Gobbo Gabbo Gabbo Gobbo
to we wabba Babbo, goa Gobbo Gabo Gabo gabbo gobbo too.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
We wabba We're going gobbo.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
We're going to go boo goo goo Gobbodi.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I forgot how stupid that song was. Oh but it's
very catchy, do you think so?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, we're going to gobble gobble gobble wabbla blah blah bla.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Like to catch it and throw it in the trash.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I'll be singing it on Thanksgiving and it's my own fault,
don't you know.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Thank you? Bo. Yes, today is Ask a Stuff Day.
That's the way, and we've got some good questions on
the Ask the Stuff Hotline. You call it any time
to one for eight six six eighty six. Hundred. We'll
get to those in a few and we'll also do
Sports of all sorts coming up here, and we'll also
do the freaking full five. I mean, it just never ends,

(03:21):
It just never ends.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well, the good news is the Cowboys didn't lose yesterday.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, because they didn't play. Well, they didn't play That's
why they didn't lose. Thank you. Maybe they should not
play football more often, oh bless their part. Well, we'll
have Sports of all sorts where we'll all talk about that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Now, I am hoping that they win their first home
game of the season our Thanksgiving when they play the Giants,
because the Giants kind of stink too.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yea, but isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
Very true?

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Guys ever gotten to go to a Cowboys game on
Thanksgiving before?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Uh? One time? One time? And they won the time
that I went, and so we had to keep.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Standing up in the seats and I was pregnant with
food man.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And you know who saw who I saw there that
came by and sat down with Carlos men, see it
was And on the other side of me was Emmitt
Smith's mom. Wow, what a cool Thanksgiving? Carlos requests the No,
this was way before the creepy Chicken. Let's see what
we're celebrating today. It's Name your PC Day, your person computer.

(04:30):
I named my damn it because I say that at
least four times every time I use it. Sometimes it
always goes wrong, and that's when I say it. Sometimes
I say things even worse than that. Oh yeah, it
is globally organized hug A Runner Day. Hug A Runner. Yeah,
but they have to stop first before I attempted thank you.

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They're too fast and I'm not going to run after them.
I don't want to clang heads just to give them
the hug. I really don't want to give clang well,
depending on what the runner it looks like. I do
have standards, not many, but I do have some. It
is Africa Industrialization Day. Since I don't live there, I'll
do too much celebrating. However, Hey Africa, you do you

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go ahead and industrialize your asshole? Yes, please, will stay
out of the way. We also are celebrating National Educational
Support Professionals Day. You teachers have an iron constitution. I
couldn't do that job well, not sober anyway. And that
being said, it's also Future Teachers of America Day once again,

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thanks for looking after our health spawn for a few
hours Monday through Friday, and it's also World Children's Day again,
thanks for looking after our health spawn today, tomorrow and
the day after. We'll take them back for the Thanksgiving holiday.
Then you can have them back again when it's over.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yeah, they have to sit at a separate table with
Thanksgiving though always It's Beautiful Day.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Now. I don't know if it's going to be a
beautiful day or not, but if it's it is about
what people look like, then okay, we're with it. However,
if you're a hottie, don't tease us, all right, don't
do that. Today is actually about all the beauty of
the world. There's a bunch of ugly in our world,
but we ain't celebrating that.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
No, today is going to be a beautiful day, lots
of sunshine and cooler temperatures at height in the lower six.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It is National Absurdity Day. Well, if you're looking for absurdity,
you've got the right show to listen to the right place,
National Zinfandel Day. It's true, the more you drink, the
more entertaining this show will seem. So bottomed up and
more absurd And it's National Peanut Butter Fudge Day. That's

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good true, So pack a little fudge before you leave
the house. Excuse me, I'm talking about peanut butter. Oh God,
make sure you wash your hands everything I say. You
guys take it wrong. I wonder why. I guess it's
my own fault.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
They choose your news at seven fifty for the it's
Jim Gapagan tickets.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, it's the theme the Dark Side of Thanksgiving. Head.
We got sports of all sorts coming up. Then we
also got the freaking full File, and then we'll do
our first round of askut Stuff questions from the ask
a Stuff Hotline. It is going to be a beautiful day, yes, well,
it's beautiful day day. Yes it is. So let's do
our morning stretches excellent. Get ready for this ridiculous piece

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of entertainment, so to speak, absurd piece. Yeah, it's Absurdity Day.
So you got the right show. Okay, you know it's coming,
you know it's coming. Here it is Joe Time Dallas
fort Worth Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.

(07:47):
Joe Walsh. That crazy fool is seventy seven years old
today is still rocking. Yeah, and if you ever want
to laugh, try to have a conversation with Joe Walsh
because he doesn't stop. He's as crazy as I am. Awesome,
all right, Rascal, This time for Sports of All.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Stars Rogie by the will Height Law Firm injury lawyers.
Go to willhightwins dot com.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Your Dallas Stars face the San Jose Sharks tonight at
the American Airline Center for the second time this season.
Entering the match, Stars are eleven six and zero, while
the Sharks are six ten and four. Ooh. The teams
face each other once more this season on February eighth
in San Jose. Dallas is seventy five, fifty one and
fourteen all time versus San Jose, including a thirty seven

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to twenty four eight market home. Dallas Star's victory would
extend Dallas's winning streak against the Sharks to five games,
after the team defeated San Jose three to two in
a shootout earlier this year and went a perfect three
to zero against the Sharks last season. The puck will
drop at seven o'clock tonight, and yes, there will be

(08:54):
another party on the plaza starting at five thirty.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Luka Donzik returned to the line up, and he scored
a game high twenty six points. Klay Thompson added nineteen
and Kyrie Irving had eighteen as the Dallas Mavericks beat
up on the North Pelicans one thirty two to ninety
one in an NBA Cup game last night. Danchik, who
missed his first game of the season and Dallas's win

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at Oklahoma City on Sunday due to a contusion on
his knee, shot ten of sixteen overall, three for eight
from three point distance. He hit a pair of step
back three pointers midway through the fourth quarter, giving Dallas
a one eleven to seventy five lead.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
The Mavericks won their third.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Straight finishing with their highest point total of the season
and the largest margin of victory. The Pelicans have lost
eleven of their last thirteen games.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Maybe they should hang out with the Cowboys. Abs outscored the.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Pelicans sixty six to thirty four in the paint, their
largest margin this season. Up next to the Mavericks begin
a three game trip on Friday at Denver, where they
lost to the Nuggets one twenty two to one twenty
back on November tenth. After that, Dallas will head to
Miami to take on the Heat on Sunday. Then they
go to Atlanta on Monday in another back to back.
The Mavericks next home game a week from today, when

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the New York Knicks come to down.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
All Right, all right, while we're touching on NBA, and
since Anna just mentioned the Denver Nuggets real quick, we're
going to touch on the Denver Nuggets for a moment.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Why Because Russell Westbrook. That's why he's a beast.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
This dude has done better than anyone in NBA history
in a lot of ways. And the Denver Nuggets guard
became the first player in NBA history to record two
hundred career triple doubles yesterday to go do twelve points,
ten rebounds, fourteen assists a one twenty two to one
ten NBA Cup Play win over the Memphis Grizzlies for Denver.
He got there just in time. He pulled in his

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tenth rebound with a minute seventeen left on the clock.
Westbrook was already the NBA's all time leader in triple doubles.
He surpassed Oscar Robinson back in twenty twenty one. Now,
his frequency for triple doubles, it's curved off a little bit,
but geez, give the guy a minute. You know, yesterday
was only a second since getting traded from the LA
Lakers for the twenty two to twenty three season, and

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it was his first triple double with the Nuggets. Still,
Westbrook now holds sole occupation in an impressive club, though
he might have company in.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
A few years or several.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
The active player closest to Westbrook on the NBA's all
time leader board is Nicola Jacketch.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oh. Yeah, yeah, he's Nicola Jacketch always on this show
from the Yeah, and Nicolas got one thirty six. Not
bad either, okay. Dallas Cowboys linebacker Micah Parsons and defensive
tackle also Odiggahosa or zuaa zooon type Oldigajana. We're giving

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away hundreds of turkeys and other items to families in Duncanville.
The giveaway is a collaboration with Duncanville ISD and Big
Brothers and Big Sisters. I feel good giving back, Parson said.
I had humble beginnings and to be out here with
Osa and his team and my team to put on
this amazing event that makes my day, that makes my week.

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Also in the crowd, volunteering we're members of the back
to back state champion Duncanville High School football team. Wowesome.
Yesterday's event gave away five hundred turkeys to families in need.
So give back because you're not giving it on the
football field.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Sure, eleven weeks in bow and the twenty twenty four
Dallas Cowboys season is already a bust. After falling to
three and seven and dropping five straight games, the Cowboys
have just a one percent chance of making the playoffs.
I'm not taking that bet. Yes, that is the real odds.
According to Las Vegas, Monday's prime time flop to the

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Houston Texans left owner and general manager Jerry Jones with
the same thoughts as the rest of the sports world.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
We just aren't playing very well. Yeah, we're playing very well.
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Captain Obvious watching quarterback Dak Prescott walk onto the field
and crutches, is realizing that optim for the season was
gone when he had handstring surgery last week. However, teammates
said his presence was more than appreciated. With him on
the sidelines shows his selflessness. It speaks volumes to the person,
the player and the leader that Dak is. That's according

(13:13):
to wide receiver CD lamp I guess it also helps
that he's making that money even though he's on the sidelines, right.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Unfortunately, the support from Prescott didn't translate.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
To success on the field.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Next up for the Cowboys a trip to the nation's
capital for a game against the Red Hot Commanders Sunday
at noon, and then the Cowboys played the New York
Giants on Thanksgiving Day at Jerry.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Want to win that one there, yes, please. Let's talk
some college ball.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Let's talk some college ball, and let's see how Dion
Sanders is doing as a coach.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Let's get you guys caught up man.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
The Colorado Buffaloes forty nine twenty four win over Utah
on Saturday was very special, and Dion promised Buffalo super
fan Peggy Koppham he'd get the team to a bowl
game in her honor, and he fulfilled that.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
It's very cool. Yeah, this is Colorado's six win.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
In late October, Coppham turned one hundred years old on Saturday.
She is the Megafan and she was in attendance at
Folsome Field over the weekend for the game. She received
one more gift for her centennial, the entire crowd serenaded
Happy Birthday to her.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I saw the video is awesome. That's a good birthday
right there.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Miss Peggy, as she's known among fans, has attended Buffalo's
game since the nineteen forties. Oh man, Yeah, developing a
friendship with Sanders during the twenty twenty three season.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Go one, Peggy, Mama, God love you well. The stage
is finally set. Texas and Texas A and M will
butt heads at Kyle Field in College Station, and what
was hardly a surprise, the Longhorned Aggies game for November
thirtieth will be played at six point thirty on Channel eight.
The six thirty kickoff slot has been reserved for some

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of the biggest SEC mashups of the season, including Georgia
versus Texas and LSU versus Texas A and M, so
it's expected that the two lone Star state rivals would
take that spot for the first meeting since two thoy eleven.
It's about time. I've been waiting for this day when
the Aggies got screwed out of the wind. Yeah, I

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was there, bake, break it up. Texas and Texas A
and M last played each other when both schools will
still members of the Big Twelve Conference. It took Texas
joining the SEC this year to get the rivalry back
on schedule, and there will be plenty more on the
line than just bragging rights. Texas and Texas A and
M both sit atop the SEC at five wins one

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loss in conference play. If Texas can take care of
business against Kentucky and A and M can handle Auburn
this weekend, then it would set up a November thirtieth
game with a trip to the SEC Championship game on
the line and an inside track of a berth in
the college football playoffs.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
And just like against Oklahoma, when Texas and Texas A
and M meet up.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
You just never know. Yeah no, give me be a
good fight now. Speaking of fights, Jake Paul and Mike
Tyson fought last Friday night in the Squared Circle at AT
and T Stadium in front of more than seventy two
three hundred fans, which drew the biggest gate in Texas
history and the ninth all time highest combat sports gate
in US history. The fight also broke streaming records per

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Netflix and most valuable promotions, drawing in a peak of
sixty five million households on the platform despite all those
technical difficulties everybody's bitching about. Now, both Paul and Tyson
are suspended from boxing for twenty four days because of
the fight. No, it's not for misconduct, but rather because
of a Texas law put in place to require rest

(16:41):
for the fighters. Anytime you fight a boxing match in Texas,
you have to rest twenty four days. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Well I saw that fight and it looked like they
rested in the ring.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yes, they did, so wonder they are leaning on each other.
The Tyson Paul clash was sanctioned as a professional about,
so the fighters must follow the mandatory requirements set by
the organization. I imagine that millions of dollars both fighters that
got paid will sustain them for the next game. Four
days definitely, And here you go, could I have a

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little music, Mice Troke. Mike Tyson's butt cheeks has caught
the eye of a porn side of course, it has
it flicks viewers watching the build ups with the fight
between Tyson and Jake Paul gotta look at Mike Tyson's
ass after he did an interview. And now the porn
side cam Soda wants to offer Tyson two hundred and

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fifty thousand dollars to show off his ass for an
hour on a live webcam show. I don't think he
needs the money. Cam Soda vice president Darren Parker says
in a letter to the boxer. I understand this offer
may be a far cry from what you just raked
in from the fight, but let's face it, maybe it's
time to hang up the gloves. I think this offer
is the perfect way to still get in front of

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people and perform in a different, less strenuous way. Tyson
did turn down a one hundred thousand dollars offer from
the site a few years ago, so we'll see if
the upprice makes Iron Mike decide to go through it.
I think you'll go through with.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
It.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, I'm gonna do it. Let me shield may age
and I'm gonna spread mytique.

Speaker 8 (18:14):
Okay, freaking full files next on the Boat and then
Dallas Horse Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two to five,
the Black Crows who were just.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Recently in town, and we're supposed to open up for Aerosmith.
But we all know what happened there, all right, coming
up our first round of ask us stuff questions. But
now It's time for the freaking full file and the
news that none of us saw coming. A church in Bradford,
England has gone to extreme measures to get more people
to show up for services. On Sunday, Saint Peter's Church

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is hosting wrestling matches awesome as figure show Britain has
become a nation of heathens with sermon attention. They're at
a record loan. The Yorksire Church's Kingdom wrestling matches mixed
body slams and pile drivers, with prayer, worship and sermons,
as well as a Christian based trash talking among the

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ring rivals. Nobody says in the bad words. God fearing
fighter Garth Angel Thompson says, any Christian will tell you
that when you go through life, you wrestle with stuff,
you wrestle with your face. I really feel like wrestling
gives us that opportunity to tell those stories. If you
are wrestling with your faith now. It runs once a
month at Saint Peter's where a temporary ring is erected

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between these tall stone columns in front of a huge
stained glass windows. Fighters go bare chested, with the most
recent bout featuring David star Killer Birch gloating over Angel
in the style of WWE trash talkers, Starkiller shouted in
front of dozens of fans, Shaver, you have no god.

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These people have no god. Star Killer is now your god.
He said that at he beat him in the mat.
I would totally go to this surreal year, Let's go.
The group has since put out dozens of performances, as
well as baptizing more than thirty people, and sinners can
even pick the wrestler of their choice to dunk them
under the water. That'll get people back in there. I

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love that idea. Yes, take it too serious.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Okay, here's a story. I saw the video to this
and it was incredible. Passengers on a cruise ship were
met with panic when the ship was hit by strong winds,
causing the ship to tilt sharply and swayed dangerously from
side to side, all while the theme from The Titanic
played in the background.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
What freaking people out? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
The incident unfolded on the Royal Caribbeans explored the seas,
a fifteen deck cruise ship with a capacity of four
three hundred passengers. While on a transatlantic voyage from Barcelona's
fain to Miami, Florida, and storm caught passengers and crew
members by surprise, which led to all kinds of chaos
on board. Reminded me of a scene from Poseidon Adventure.

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Witnesses reported plates flying, a grand piano skidding across the stage,
passengers screaming as they ran for safety, all trying to
walk up straight, but they were like walking to the
side to side. During the alarm Celine Dion's My Heart
Will Go On played in the background, leading some to
believe that the scene was orchestrated by the cruise ship company,

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which started to piss the passengers off.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
But no, this was a real storm.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
There were no fatalities, although there were several passengers injured.
But whose idea it was to play that particular song
when people are scared that the boat is gonna sink
and capsize that they were going to just die like
in the movie. I don't know who did that, but
it wasn't funny. Yeah, that song on their.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Somebody.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
When Amanda Joudry LeBlanc hired someone to come into her
home and look after her dogs, she hired somebody and said, hey,
I trust you, this is my home. These are my dogs.
I trust you with my valuables. I'll be back later.
She never expected to come home and see her bathroom
floor in swimming pool as the backdrop of.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Porn shoots.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
Posted to an adult's only website. I am still shocked
by it, to be honest with you, said miss LeBlanc,
who lives in Blandford, Nova, Scotia. Sounds innocent, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
No.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
She booked the dog sitter on several occasions over the
summer when she and her husband were out for the day.
She said, the dogs are really happy. The person was reliable.
A few weeks ago, she came across a video of
the dog sitter on social media advertising and account on
Only Fans, a subscription website for pornographic content mainly.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
She realized immediately it was.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Recorded in her house, oh stock, because her bathroom is
covered in a distinkly patterned tiles.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
She's like, that's my bathroom. Looks like my bathroom.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
So she forked out seven dollars and ninety nine cents
American for a month's subscription to the dogsitter page on OnlyFans.
That's where she discovered the porn being shot in her
own domain, under her own roof. She was astounded to
find videos of the dog sitter whacking off in her bathroom.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Oh but the dogs weren't injured in the process.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
No dogs a doggy style.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Dogs are just hanging out going. We kind of like
the smell of all this, but we're not sure what's
going on. Everyone can do whatever they want. I don't care.
People have to make money, said miss lebank. I don't
want it in my home. Spokesperson for the Nova Scotia
our CMP says they cannot say for certain whether or
not a crime was committed since the incident was not
necessarily reported to the cops in Nova Scotia, so miss

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LeBlanc does not intend to take any sort of legal action,
as the dogsitter agreed to take the videos down and
never show them to the public again.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
All right, at least she'll let something.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Slow to some point. The dogs were happy though. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Now, just to prove just how out of thin, out
of hand things have gotten. A Lancaster County, South Carolina
teacher has filed a sexual harassment complaint against one of
her ten year old students after the child hugged her
without asking first are you serious. In the complaint, the
teacher says the child laid his head on her chest

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while he hugged her, and she thought the child could
have been quote copying a feel. This is a ten
year old kid. She told the boy that hugging without
asking is inappropriate, and the kid said okay and walked away,
But when he came up and hugged her from behind
the next morning, she got pissed and marched the kid
to the principal's office. The teacher, who asked not to

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be named, claims he approached her from behind, pressed his
body into hers, and put his hands on her hip
and side area, attempting to hug her from behind. The
teacher claims it was this incident that led her to
file the case. The boy's mom, Lindsay Casey, said she
is hurt and confused after being unaware it had gotten

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this far and that there wasn't even an issue. The
Lancaster County School districts say they're doing what they can
to ensure that both parties feel heard during the investigation.
Sounds like a money grab. It's a ten year old kid. Yeah,
I mean, I can't give any warre and feel your bit.
I think he had celine beyond playing in his head

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when he was going for that home. Maybe so mad
soon man coming up next hour the game you love
to hate. It's choose your news.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
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during the fort Worth Stock Show and Rodeo. We have
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Speaker 2 (25:52):
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Speaker 4 (25:53):
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Speaker 2 (26:00):
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all right. Today is Aska's Stuff Day and we have
the Aska Stuff Hotline you can always call it. Twenty
four to seven to one, four eight six, six eighty
six hundred and we got some good ones today. Are

(26:22):
you ready for your first question? I am, Well, let's
do it tit.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Is there a rock and roll song that talks about
rubbing or massage?

Speaker 7 (26:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
And nobo? Not that kind of rubbing?

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Just fuck a massage or gentle rubbing or something like that.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
There's that song called rub one Out by Miranda and
the Massaging Mama.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's about another type of massage. Oh sorry, sorry,
but the one that she warns you, Oh okay about it, okay.
There are actually quite a few songs that talk about massages.
Van morrison song snow In and Sell has a line
that says, the massage parlor's open. Billy Joel's song Los
Angelino's has a phrase going into garages for exotic massages,

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making up for all the time gone by.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Lou Reid's Rock and Roll Hart has.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
A line I don't like massages or something meant to say,
and I wish people like that would just go away.
And Paul McCartney's song Girls' School has a line she
runs a full body out call massage parlor.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, so there you have. That's just a few of them.
I hadn't heard any song, Yeah, massage song. There you go. Okay,
he stroke me.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Oh no, that's about all right, here's nothing for you.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
I'm just curious how ping pong ball got their name,
for one, and then how in the world did someone
come up with that light ball that bounces so very
high and so far.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
So the name ping pong comes from the sound that
the ball makes when it hits the paddle and bounces off.
The sound like imitates the sound of the ball being
hit by the paddle, pong imitates the sound of the
ball bouncing off the table, and the name ping pong
originated in Britain in the eighteen eighties, when lawn tennis

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players adapted their game to be played indoors during the winter.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Ping pong balls are made light by using a very thin,
hollow plastic shell, typically made from a material like abs
agrilani trial butadyane styrene for you. It's designed to be
lightweight yet strong enough to withstand the impact of a
paddle strike. Essentially, most of the ball's volume is empty space,

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and that's why it has such low weight.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Have you ever thrown the ping pong ball on a campfire? No?
Did you do that at your summer camp?

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, that's why I'm from summer camp. You've got his
flexo light ping pong paddle right here? Yeah, you go, hot,
here's to Noah. Has it ever rained in the fifty
States at the same time? Well, why don't you get
that sock out your mouth before you call it in.
Has it ever rained in the US at the same

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time in all fifty states? No, it has never rained
in all fifty US states at the same time. Due
to the vast size and diverse climate of the US,
it's virtually impossible for weather systems to produce rain across
the entire country simultaneously.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Yeah, you never see the radar with it all raining
everywhere in Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's raining here. We're watching this front coming in. Oh,
it's all over everywhere. So we called Noah in his arc. Okay,
moving right along.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
For those of us who are employed and get sometimes
get paid three times a month, does government tax.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
That third time that you paid? I was told they didn't.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I was just one I never noticed. Okay, Well, here's
the deal. Does the government tax the third paycheck that
you get in the month? Yes, the government taxes that
paycheck in a month. However, when there are three bi
weekly pay dates in a calendar month, which usually occurs
twice each year, no flat dollar amount deductions will be
taken from the paycheck for the third bi weekly payday.

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This is called a benefits holiday. Examples of flat dollar
amount deductions including health and welfare benefits. Okay, yeah, that
makes sense. It's a fat or check. But the feds
are still gonna take their Oh they're gonna all the way.
Any money you make, they're gonna take that. Or what
you do, government do take a buy it, don't you?
What's that from raising? All right, here's another one. Is

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there any.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
Sand or performer through were banned from entering?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Quote on that band she feels like we do? Yeah?
Has any band or artists been banned by the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame? No, No band or artist
has been officially banned by the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame, but some have been snubbed from induction, and
we all know that. So why does there seem to
be such a selectivity. It's a closed system since one

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industry player. It's all about the taste of the older
guys who started it. Rolling Stone founder Jan Werner late
Atlantic Records founder Armett Utttergan is changing a bit now
that Jan has stepped down. For instance, heavy metal and
hair metal, Motley Crue, Rat and Poison never get any
respect and they never will. The Rock and Roll Hall

(31:42):
of Fame might secretly be barring certain acts from entering
or maybe even prolonging their induction. But as far as
we know, no one is truly banned yet. Mockley Crue
thinks they are.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Banned, Yeah, because they still haven't been inducted, and sticks
probably think so too.

Speaker 9 (31:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, the rock and Roll Hall of Fame guys have
their head up there they do a Motley Crue.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
I mean, no band has ever pissed people off more
than Motley Crue has in the world.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Toughly why they think they've been banned exactly?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Okay, here's one for you.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
I was interested in Mail Blank, you know, doing all.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
The voices for Looney Tunes?

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Can you delve into what he did after and before
he was doing the voices on the cartoons.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
So before working on Looney Tunes, Mail Blank was a
radio personality, a musician, and an entertainer. His first radio
job was at the age of fifteen, singing on a
children's program. He actually wrote and performed on a late
night variety show.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
At the age of.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Sixteen, he did Jack Benny's radio show, and he had
recordings on Capitol Records. He's known as the Man of
a Thousand Voices for his work on over four hundred
animated characters, three thousand cartoons and film shorts. Now after
there is contract with Warner Brothers ended in nineteen sixty.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
He continued to do.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Voice characters for them while also working for other companies
like Hannah Barbara. He voiced characters such as Barney Rubble
and the Flintstones. He also did Cosmos Faceley in the
Jetsons Johnson. Yes, he did Tom and Jerry Kellogg's fruit loops.
He was too can Sam in the commercials I'm serious.

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His final performance of his Looney Tunes roles was in
Bugs Bunny Wild World of Sports back in nineteen eighty
ninety year that he passed away by him and Don
Messick are probably the most recognizable cartoon.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
All right, we got some old coming up, So don't
you go Wich Power having Swinging good Time and swing
cown Smart Oh yeah, Dallas Wators Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Yes, today is ask a Stuff Day
and if you got a legitimate question, we'll actually try
and find the answer for you. Here's a question for you,

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ask right now.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
So if we are not allowed to drive any faster
than seventy five.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Miles at the most, yes, why are cars made.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
To go so much faster, especially some of your sports cars.
They're made to go incredibly.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Fast, but we can't ever drive that fast. What's the
reason for that? Hmm, that's a good question.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
So by making cars that can go one hundred and
twenty miles per hour or faster, less strain is placed
on the engine at lower speeds, which improve safety and
fuel economy. Also, cars are manufactured go faster than eighty
miles per hour primarily for safety reasons, because it allows
drivers to safely accelerate when needed for overtaking, emergency situations,

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or to maintain a consistent speed on highways with higher
speed limits.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Do you know what a governor is our governor? A
governor was something that was on cars back in the
sixties that if you went over the speed limit, it
would go annoying as hell. My uncle Dan had that.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Oh we call those micromanagers in broadcast.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
We don't.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Yes, did you realize that there's a highway Texas State
Highway one thirty between San Antonio and Austin where you
can go eighty five miles per hour and it is
the highest speed limit anywhere in the US.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
And it's expensive. If it's the one I'm thinking of it.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, So if traffic is super bad in Austin on
thirty five and you want to go around it, you
use this highway.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
That's some bitch man. Let's see some on the express
lanes when you're going like from Dallas Fort Worth or
vice versa. Uh, you can go seventy five. I think
that's the speed. I think I've seen seventy five posts.
I hope so, because I don't need no more speeding tickets, No,
not at all. All right, you got an email question?

(35:53):
Now do And I love this question?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
What is the metal that Grandpa Monster wears around his
neck on the monsters?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Like he must have been watching the monsters and go
what is that watching Grandpa Munster? And said that looks like.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Taking So it is called the Dracula Medallion. And it
is actually based on the medal awarded to Count Victor
von Dracula during the Vampire Wars of the fourteenth century.
Of course, Count Dracula the fictional character and the main
antagonist in Bram Stoker's eighteen ninety seven horror novel Dracula.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
So it's called the Dracula Medallion.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
And because he was a count, a lot of counts
back in the day would get these medals like a
Legion of honor, the Legion of bravery.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
But not many of them sucked your blood. Apparently they
sucked good. Okay, here's a legitimate question that I can
answer right now.

Speaker 10 (36:53):
Who did the wake up screen?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
And when you're talking about I've been playing that for
fifty years just about Yeah. That is from a Cheech
and Chong album called Big Bamboo, which came out in
June of seventy two. Is from the skit Sister Mary Elephant.
Huh class class. That's her thank you. I also have

(37:19):
another one from Sister Mary Elephant where she goes, thank you,
shut up. That is Sister Mary Elephant. And now you
know the untold stone thank you? All right? Another installment?
Have did you know? Next? On the Bow and Them
show Dallas Fort War's classic rock lone Star ninety two

(37:43):
to five The Alman Brothers. In fact, Duyanne Allman would
have turned seventy eight today, my hero. He passed away
in October of nineteen seventy one from a motorcycle wreck.
In two thousand and three, he was ranked number two
in Rolling Stones magazines one hundred Greatest Guitarists of all time,
second only to Jimmy Hendrix. Jim you know so quick

(38:07):
quick question?

Speaker 9 (38:08):
Here?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Go ahead.

Speaker 10 (38:09):
Hey, I got a question you can't answer.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Oh yeah, what's that? Why? Because call give me a
one word question. I give you a one word answer.
Here you sound like a parent. Yes both, yes, all right,
coming up, we're gonna play Choose Your News for Jim
Gavigan tickets. But now it's time for the educational part

(38:32):
of the show. It's time bar. Did you know? For example,
did you know a chemist named William Mitchell is credited
as the key inventor behind pop rocks? Remember those, yeah,
tang and cool whip, all of them? Yes, what a nut.
He was a chemist and very thankful for him. Here's

(38:54):
another one for you. Planter's Peanuts was founded in nineteen
oh six, but the Mister Peanut mascot character didn't come
along until nineteen sixteen, when a fourteen year old schoolboy
named Antonio Genteel submitted a drawing to a trademark contest.
He received a five dollars prize for his winning sketch.

(39:15):
Dollars which doesn't sound like much, but it's about one
hundred and fifty dollars in today's money still and the
founder of Planters also paid Antonio and his four siblings
to go to college.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Oh that was nice they could do.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Did you know real ninjas didn't wear black. No, they
wore dark blue because apparently it's more effective way to
blend in at night. You can't see blue as well
as you could see black. Oh wow, yes, dam has
to be dark blue of course. Did you know Jack
Black's mother, Judith Love Cohen, was an aerospace engineer who

(39:51):
worked on the Hubble telescope. She was also co credited
with the guidance system that was used during the Apollo
thirteen mission to bring the astronaut's back hole. Look at
her go. Did you know until nineteen sixty six, NBA
teams could claim players who went to college within fifty
miles of their area before the NBA draft. That's how

(40:13):
teams managed to grab players like Wilt Chamberlain and Oscar
the Pearl Robins just because they lived close to them. Yes, cool,
Oscar Robertson, I always remember him. The House of Representative
expanded to four hundred and thirty five members in nineteen eleven,
when the population of the US was ninety four million. Today,
there are still four hundred and thirty five members and

(40:36):
the population is around three hundred and thirty five million,
so not quite as representative. No, always going, Oh, you're
going to pile all this work on me. I got
to represent all these alf off? Did you know? Chuck
Norris is an honorary Texas Ranger and before he died,
John Wayne was too. Okay, The Texas Rangers are the

(40:59):
oldest law enforcement agency in North America with statewide jurisdiction,
So kind of like Elvis being part of the FBI,
remember that, you bet am? Did you know? In eighteen
eighty four, the famous American physician William Stewart Halsteed performed
the first surgery using cocaine as an anesthetic. All right.

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Halstead would later become the first cocaine addicted physician on record.
I wonder, why did you know? The Demilitarized Zone the
DMZ along the thirty eighth Parallel in North Korea is
the most heavily guarded border in the world. That's not
surprised me, Well, I wasn't planning on going in North
Korea anywhere. All right, hang on, we're gonna play choose

(41:43):
your news for Jim Gaffigan tickets next on the Ball
and Them show. You know, I just thought of something.
Can you imagine the amount of hair spray that John
bon Jovi has used through the years. My god, the
fire hazards.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
There's a big hole in the zone layer and it's
all your fault, John.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Thank you, John Pranks Hannah. Okay, we have a pair
of tickets to see comedian Jim Gaffigan's Everything Is Wonderful
Tour that's gonna be at will Rogers Auditorium on Saturday,
February first. And if you want to win, all you
gotta do is choose your news. That's adedious one today.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
I know.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
I have four headlines here. Three of them are real,
honest to god headlines from past issues of the Weekly
World News. Want a dismade up? And there is a
theme since it's Thanksgiving coming up. Yes, the theme is
the dark Side of Thanksgiving. And you're talking dark dark,

(42:45):
extremely dark. Okay, not just dark meat just yeah, I'm
just talking extremely dark, like looking into your shirt and
closing your eye. Oh no, okay, So you find the
fake Headline's the fake headline headline number one? Too bad?
The Pilgrims didn't have the pill Those on the mayflower

(43:06):
were wife swappers. No would our pious pilgrim forefathers sat
down to their first Thanksgiving dinner in sixteen twenty one.
They were not only giving thanks for what they had gotten,
but also what they'd gotten away with. According to research,
there weren't enough scarlet letters to go around. They used

(43:26):
to have naked orgies that lasted for days. Wow, the Pilgrims.
It was the lay flower, not the mayflower. That's it
or is it? Headline number two. Historian discovers identity of
America's first superhero, a sixteenth century pilgrim who acquired incredible
powers from smoking tobacco and drinking coffee. What I've just

(43:52):
reported superhero pilgrim? Yeah. A manuscript discovered in a locked
chest under sea below Plymouth Rock reveals that Thanksgiving originated
by a pilgrim with legitimate superpowers. The Native Americans had
a real guardian angle and a pilgrim who granted superpowers
with coffee, a ceremony and tobacco blessed by the medicine.

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Man nice or headline number three. Woman who posed for
famous Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving painting died of a heart attack.
The artist made her hold a sixteen pound turkey on
a plate over a table for an hour. No, yeah,
my god, Norman rock got blood on his hand man?

(44:35):
Or is it headline number four? Woman accidentally poisons her
own family with Thanksgiving dinner open box of strict nine
used to kill rats. Somehow spills into gravy bowl could happen.
This is a tragedy that didn't have to happen. The
box of rodent killer shouldn't have been anywhere near the food,

(44:56):
says investigator, who warns others to keep poisons under the
sink and not out on counters where food is prepared.
Foul play is not suspected. Kay, study long study wrong one?
Do you think it the fake headline? I'll recap them?
Is it headline number one? Too bad? The Pilgrims didn't

(45:16):
have the peel those on the Mayflower? Or wife swappers?
Number two? Historian discovers identity of America's first superhero, a
sixteenth century pilgrim who acquired incredible powers from smoking tobacco
and drinking coffee. Or is it headline number three? Woman
who posed for famous Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving painted died of
a heart attack. The artist made her hold a sixteen

(45:37):
pound turkey on a plate over a table for an hour.
Or Number four woman accidentally poisons her family with Thanksgiving dinner.
Open box of strych nine used to kill rats somehow
spills into the graven bowl. Man, you weren't joking. These
are dog stories. I've studied long. You're gonna pick that

(45:57):
one megator this Uh that's a winner because you walk
by and look, didn't you? No, I saw you behind me.
I'll get a piece of paper. Oh yeah, sure, I
saw you coming back there, and I tried to hold
it back. I ain't no pumpkin eater. That's all right, Yeah,
it's this one, right, all right? Two one four or

(46:20):
eight one seven seven eight seven one five I'm just
missing which Yeah, bolling them show which one do you
think is the fake headline? Number one? Number one? Too bad?
The Pilgrims didn't have the pill those on the Mayflower
or wive swappers. No, that's a real headline.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
I thought it was, too because that sounds like something
bo would Yeah, yeah it does.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
They have to change the name of the ship to
the to the drill Groom the drill Flower. Okay, boll
on them show. Which one do you think is the
fake headline? Number three? Number three, woman who posts for
famous Norman Rockwell painting thanks Giving God of a heart
attack because she had to hold a sixteen pound turkey

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over a table for an hour. No, that is a
real one. I don't believe that Norman rock Hey, the
Weekly World News would not lie to t that's true.
Print it if it weren't true. So we're down to
the last two. Is it? Headline? Number two historian discovers
identity of America's first superhero, a sixteenth century pilgrim who

(47:25):
acquired incredible powers from smoking tobacco and drinking coffee. Or
number four woman accidentally poisons her own family with Thanksgiving dinner.
Open box of Strych nine used to kill rats somehow
spills into the gravy bowl. It's not one, it's not
three guys, Okay, not one and not three? What somebody
will say? One of them bowing them? Show all right?

(47:48):
Which one do you think is the fake? Headline? Number two?
Number two historian discovers identity of America's first superhero. It
was a sixteenth century pilgrim who acquired incredible powers from
smoking tobacco and drinking coffee coffee victory Joe. Well but

(48:10):
you got me, so it's not a grand you're proud
of yourself.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Okay, let's see if we can get a winner. Yes, okay,
Winter Winter Turkey dinner.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yea. By process of elimination, it's number four, bon them, Joe?
Which one is the fake headline? Number four? Number four
is that you got Jim Gaffigan tickets? Who is this?
This is? Oh, you had to stop and think about you.

(48:42):
It's early. It happens to me all the time. Okay,
hang on just a minute, because we got to get
some information from you. Okay, okay, all right, Dad, my man,
he the winner, do you know? Okay? Coming up traffic
in Bondage with Linda Lash I'm gonna loosen my bridges
riding now. Some call it soft rock.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
I call it flaccid rock, but others call it yacht rock.
And coming up next hour, we're gonna open up the
lone Star ticket window and giveaway tickets to.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
See yacht Rock review.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
They're coming to Tannehills Tavern and music call March eight,
So if you want to go be listening around eight
forty one, we open up that lone Star ticket window
here on the Bone and Them show on Dallas fort
Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Five Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Christine mcdee, I'm singing Fleetwood Max, I'll give you, I
mean over my head, all right, a little brain fart here. Okay,
we have tickets to see Yacht Rock Review that's coming
up later. But now get ready and get your freak calling,

(49:49):
cause it's all tied up in traffic this time of day.
That means only one thing. It's time for the Mistress
of the Highways and the byeways one and all, Linda.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Well, hello, boy, who's ready to get whipped like a potato?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh? Yeah? Take that? Oo? Yes, wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
You do realize, bo, a week from tomorrow is Spanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I think you never mind? Never mind, it's spanks giving.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Okay, okay, And here I'm going to show you what
spanksgiving is all about.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah, spreak that. No, aren't you thankful?

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Do you know why a Thanksgiving turkey is a perfect girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Why is a Thanksgiving turkey the perfect girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
It can't talk, it comes tied up, and it has
the perfect hole for stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Oh she's a funny mistress comedy. And in honor of Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Bow, here are some things you just might hear on
Thanksgiving Day that sound dirty butt orange?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Okay, I'll keeping all right.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Tying the legs together keeps the inside of moist.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
That's one terrific spread.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
How about this one. I'm in the mood for a
little dark meat.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Don't play with your meat at the table?

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Good one, Bow, How about this one? Just spread the
legs open and stuff it is.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
How about this one? Hey, you still have a little
bit on your chin?

Speaker 7 (51:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (51:49):
All right, that's the biggest one I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
How about how long do I beat it before it's ready?
I don't know. Let's find now.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Yeah, yes, is that long enough for us?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yes? Yes, okay.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Let's look at that drive in Louisville on one one
the Sam Rugburn tow Way. We have a problem with
traffic being all tied up in irving. Traffic has screeched
to a halt on one fourteen near oh Connor. The

(52:29):
car got rear ended and in plano on the bush
as you approach Coitus.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Okay, I'm following, I'm following. Get ready for a truck
that lost its load.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Whip around that mess, you know what I mean. And
the tow truck is pulling out the chains.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
The chain out, the chain into work is oh so painful.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
I'm Linda Lash with your traffic and bondage.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Traffic and bummage with Linda Lake. Whoa damn I'm sore
now a little earlier, Sorry about that. That's okay, premature Dallas.
What was classic rock lone star ninety two to five.
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at the mall.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Excuse me, It's my favorite part of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Stupid cow.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Everyone is happy, blight and above all, I love the
way this season brings out the very best in people.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Buch me, you're going to stupid. I hate you, I
hate you.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, this is my favorite part of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Stuff you'll never hear, absolutely never never hear that. Huh. Well.
DFW Airport is getting a facelift. Oh yeah, it's embarking
on its first new terminal and nearly twenty years. The
airport broke ground yesterday on Terminal F, with fifteen gates
projected to open in three years. CEO Sean Donahue says

(54:10):
the international airport is on track to see a record
ninety million passengers this year and the holiday travel season
is just now getting underway. The new four hundred thousand
square foot terminal will feature fifteen new gates. You will
also boast advanced technology to get travelers through baggage handling
and TSA screening more quickly. One point six billion will

(54:34):
go toward creating the new terminal, while the remaining two
point seven billion will be used for upgrades in Terminals
A and C. Now, Terminal C is the most outdated,
but it is the busiest terminal at the airport. It's
going to be gutted in phases and reimagined from the
ground up. Airport's getting a facelift, and I'm sure you'll

(54:57):
have to pay a little more prices for tickets just
to pay. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I think Terminal D is the newest one and it's
really nice. A Dallas County jury of twelve will soon
decide if Amber Geiger should pay a financial price for
the twenty eighteen murder of Botham John. This is an
update to yesterday's story. Former Dallas police officer convicted of
his murderers, currently serving a ten year prison sentence. While
Ambergeiger tearfully testified in her criminal trial, she opted not

(55:24):
to appear in her civil trial or have.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
An attorney present this week.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
The lopsided trial ended yesterday afternoon after two days of testimony,
during which Botham John's family attorneys called witnesses and experts
to this dand family's attorneys called a financial expert to
the stand to tell jurors with Botham John, an accountant
on track to becoming a partner at accounting firm Price
Waterhouse Cooper, could have earned had his life not been taken,

(55:49):
His family is seeking millions of dollars in damages, including
any royalties that Ambergeiger would receive if she pursued a
book or a movie deal. There, Yeah, she should not
profit off of that.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
So last night I'm laying there and trying to go
to sleep, and I'm scrolling through social media reels. I
think on Instagram, and there I see him covered in
bandages and bruises being interviewed on camera on the street
in California.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Jay Lennox, I saw that on the Inside edition yesterday.
I should CNN. That phase is like, oh, black he's
all torn up. Beat to a pulp.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
The former Tonight Show host is dealing with multiple injuries
after falling sixty feet down the side of a step
California hill. While I excuse me, I've been saying California,
this actually happened in the Pittsburgh area. He fell sixty
feet down a hill on his way to dinner before
a recent performance in Pittsburgh. Thank Dudley Moore falling down

(56:49):
the hill in the movie ten, Think about that.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
That's what I thought of. Just hill over Dale. Man,
He's lucky he's not dead.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
Seventy four year old ated that he broke his wrists,
he lost a nail on one of his fingers. He
said he checked out his injuries in the restaurant bathroom,
but he still went up on stage and performed like that.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Ah the show. Mush go on like a pirate with
that patch over his eyes. He looks like he's been
through the ringer.

Speaker 11 (57:15):
Man.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
He's gonna be checking with a doctor soon and he's
still rolling, Thank goodness.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Some Norwegian fishermen were out and about on their fishing
boat for halibut. Something significantly larger than fish, however, found
their way into their trall net. The fisherman caught the
USS Virginia, a nuclear power to tack submarine outfitted with
cruise missiles. Yes, cut the line. The chipped crew, made

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up entirely of young men in their twenties, had no
idea that the USS Virginia had been dragging its net
for two nautical miles. Before the crew realized what was
going on and cut it loose. The USS Virginia was
sailing the surface when its propellers snagged a part of
the fishing net. The fishermen were unaware of it until

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they were contacted by the coastguard. They didn't even know
they were going the wrong way. They were on the
way to a new spot, hoping to catch more halibut,
all the while blissfully ignorant to the fact that their
net and their boat was now being dragged away by
the setting for several excellent military movies, think Hunt for

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Red October. The US Navy uses the waters around Norway
as a hub for resupply and crew changes in NATO's
ongoing surveillance of Russian naval activity.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
Did you guys hear about the stripper that went on
a fishing trip with three college guys and.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Came back with a big red snapper. Give me a
rim shot. Oh, McDonald's. It's in the Taylor Swift era,
but only for a few limited times at participating locations.

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What's going on? Introducing the Bestie Bundle, a McDonald's tailor
made meal bundle that's meant to share with your bestie.
It includes two junior chicken sandwiches, two small fries, too
small fountain drinks, and yes, two friendship bracest The bundle

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costs thirteen dollars plus tax and includes two of five
different friendship bracelets available to collect and trade the catch.
McDonald's launched the meal deal only in Canada for now.
A sorry, will the meal find its way to the
United States as well? It's not currently on the dunkeet too,

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but I'll bet you it does. Yeah, if it makes money,
it will. However, take heart. The next happy Meal coming
soon for us McDonald's restaurants is the forthcoming Pet Simulator
Happy Meal. That's what I thought. Pet simulator. Pet simulator
happy me. What you look through a thing and you

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see pets walking around?

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Pet?

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Yeah, toy pet in there or something? We should know
what it is and what toys will be offered by
sometime next week. Okay, pet simulator. That don't make me hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
And speaking of the Beatles.

Speaker 9 (01:00:27):
You feel they're in perfect synchronization.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Hello, are you doing it? I'm all right. We were
just like we're in America. America in New York.

Speaker 9 (01:00:49):
Okay, Oh is not the place.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
I don't know what great? I just move it so fascinating.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
They wanted to know everything about America, the food, the groups,
the dancing, and they loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
It was like being in the eye of a hurricane.
It was happening to us and it was hard to see.
They were the first white group that I'd ever heard
in my life. So yeah, we grew up listening to
black music. We think they're just great. I think there's
something very strange about it at the same time, something
very sick. My sister had radio on and I heard
the Beatles. It's like total darkness and then a light

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comes on. I was like, oh my god, something for us.
Lucy can get the camera down on this mic and
be a red love.

Speaker 9 (01:01:37):
How about God go on defy convention and I think
the craziness was going on in the world and in
the band. You know, we were kind of normal and
the rest of the world was crazy. Everybody got into
the mania whenever the Beatles came to town. When we came,
it was quite shortly after a Kennedy can be assassinated.

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Maybe America needed something like the Beatles to be lifted
out of sorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
The elick, sir, that they put together is so profound.
It wasn't just about the songs. It was the power
of music to transform lives. The girls crying and fain't
fallen off? Do they crying for? What do you like
about the Beatle? We just like the Beatles because they're English.

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To think they're English, I think where jolly is actually
you know, sir, well, my friends. That was the trailer

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for the new upcoming documentary documentary about the Beatles. The film,
titled Beatles sixty four, highlights the band's first trip to
America in nineteen sixty four. That's over sixty years ago
because it happened in February of sixty four. The chronicle
of John, Paul, George and Ringo's visit to America includes

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previously unseen footage of them. Beatles sixty four was produced
by Martin Scorsese and will start streaming on Disney Plus
on November twenty ninth, which is a week from Friday.
A press release for the documentary notes that the film
gives a rare glimpse and to win the Beatles became
the most influential and beloved band of all time. Before
the Beatles arrived in America on February seventh, nineteen sixty four,

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there were just barely a blip on the US charts,
even though Beatlemania had already begun back home in the UK.
But that would change when they appeared on The Ed
Sullivan Show, and that performance drew more than seventy three
million viewers, making it the most watched TV program of
all time at the time. Beatles sixty four includes clips

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of the Ed Sullivan performances and the band's first US
concert in Washington in DC, both remixed by Giles Martin,
the Beatles producer, George Martin's son, who has worked on
various Beatles reissues over the past several years. Now that trailer,
we posted it back on Friday, November fifteenth, if you
want to see it, because it's kind of cool to lot,

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especially if you were a Beatle. It is awesome. It's
up on the Bow and Them Show page. All right,
who one are you not? Rock review? Takeheads. His name's
in the other room. But he's a great guy. Okay,
damn it. Congratulations, great guy. I forgot his name. But yeah,
you yeah, that's you. Yeah, okay, you're great. Congratulations you

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you yeah. Okay, there you go. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
The holiday season is going to kick into high gear
right after Thanksgiving, and The Bow and Them Show is
teaming up with our dear friend Fox Furs, Mike Doocy
and the Marine Corps Reserve for Toys for Tots. Help
us bring hope and happiness to children with the gift
of a new toy this holiday season. You can find
out more at box news dot com, slash Toys for

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Tots and Happy Holidays from your friends.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Here at lone Star ninety two to five, Dallas fort
Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety two five, Errol Smith
back in the saddle again. Well we do this five
days a week, but we got some time off coming.
Yes we do. I'm loving that. I'm loving that. Okay,
let's see what kind of time wasters do we have today?

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Yeah, if you get to work and you don't want
to get to it right away, head over to lone
Star ninety two to five dot com and check out
the Bow and Them show page. Fleetwood Mac Bow may
not be coming together anytime soon to record new music
or perform or tour, but they are contributing to a
fully authorized document documentary about the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Band, about the band.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Yes, Frank Marshall, who did documentaries on the Beg's and
the Beach Boys, is gonna do this documentary on Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
It's gonna stream on Apple.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
No word yet on when it's going to be released,
but it's going to do the ups and downs of
Fleetwood macin of course all the drama.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Oh yeah, drama. It's not going to be boring at all.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
So check out all the information on that upcoming documentary
on our page. And the Tom Petty Estate and Jack
White's Third Man Records teaming up for a vinyl only
live release due out a week from Friday, November twenty ninth.
It's Live in Edinburgh nineteen eighty two The Gennaro Tapes.
It's taken from a cassette recording made by Tom Petty

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and the Heartbreakers house sound mixer Gennaro Rippo during the
band's show back in Edinburgh, Scotland on December ninth of
nineteen eighty two. We have the trailer for this album
up and all the information if you want that. And
The Rolling Stones have released a video of their performance
of You Got Me Rocking from June eighth, nineteen ninety nine.

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It's off their upcoming video collection Welcome to Shepherd's book.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Oh that's a great song. Yeah, and it's gonna be
out December sixth.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
We have that video up and the film, by the way,
is going to premiere tomorrow in London. And the Reverend
Al Green, the soul Doctor himself is in the news.
The man who gave us Let's Stay Together has done
his very own soulful take on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
One of your favorites. Bo what what r e m's
everybody hurts, Oh stop, yeah, stop it. Check out a
little sample of it. Do I have.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
Toys and everybody hurts?

Speaker 11 (01:07:35):
Yoh some time, Yeah, mama, mama, that it's time to
say hello.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
It's still a crappy song. I don't know I like it.
I could just feel myself in a smoky bar. You
know with a al green the man who had hot
grit thrown in his naked lap. Yes, that happened. He
was taking a bath and he'd had a fight with
his woman. She cooked some hot grits and dumped them

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right on his pecker while he was in the bastes
it is now.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Hey, we've got the story and the song up on
our page if you want to check out the full
Everybody hurts And finally he wasn't just playing doctor bo Roberts.
A newly exposed surveillance video captured an Arkansas doctor taking
care of business at his medical office entirely in the news.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
You're talking about taking care, isn't this? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Doctor David Diffinet, whose medical license was suspended last month,
can be seen in this new video strolling around his
medical office in his birthday suit, doing the helicopter, entering
patient rooms, stretching in front of three women in the
reception area, entirely in the news. Yeah, showing off his stethoscope.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
If you will, or his tongue depressor. Oh, of course,
I had to take it to the dark side, like
I I got THEO.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
And the story on our page on lone starve dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Oh Man, I felt like the acid was kicking in indigestion.
Maybe it was the shrooms. Watch out what dude, Well,
let's leel the little bloodcasts to day on the bowl
and them showed thank you for your questions. Absolutely, we
learned so much. We always learned something. Yeah, and uh

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almost had a grand slam if it wasn't for Ao
peeking over my shoulder to see what the fake headline
was on TuS your news.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
You know, it was the one story that sounded like
it could be real.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Yeah, I intentionally did it that way.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Yeah, adding strict nine to your Thanksgiving meal and killing
your family by accident.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Of course, of course it was by accident. They say,
keep that stuff under the sink and not on the
counter where somebody could spill it into the gravy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Black boy, you know you want to set your gravy
off for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
But that's a little far. I sound like a porn movie.
Set your gravy off, the Thanksgiving porn movie, Thanksgiving gravy Off. Oh,
I got your copy on VHS. It's in your bank.
Thank you. I appreciate that. Okay, tomorrow is fun with
music day. I got a couple of new songs I
hadn't played for you. I got a Thanksgiving song. I

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have a bank Okay. Also, Lewis Black is going to
give us call. Lewis Black is coming to the Majestic
Theater on Sunday night. That man make me laugh. You
ever watched The Daily Show and hear him do his
back in blast. Oh that's price funny and I love
his And this is his farewell tour. Yeah, that's what

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he says. That's what he says. He says, But, like
I say, I bet if he gets the Missmeal cramp,
so we'll find a way to do another tour.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
I have to ask him about Kathleen Madigan. Remember when
we talked to her to say hello to him?

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Oh? Yeah, like she never talks to him. Yeah, I'm
sure she does. So we'll have Lewis Black on the show. Also,
more tickets to see Jim Gaffigan's Everything Is Wonderful Tour
will Rogers Auditorium Saturday, February First. He'll have something to
do with music because it's fun with music day. And
it's Friday Eve tomorrow. I like the way you say

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that Friday Eve. It's not Thursday, it's Friday Eve.

Speaker 10 (01:11:41):
It makes Friday seem even closer, and tomorrow is exactly
one week before Thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have to go
all Thanksgiving on you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Okayg got a bunch of stuff playing, so set out
for giblets. Now leave my jib, it's out of it. Okay.
So we'll see you tomorrow, and we'll also see you
on the after show decompression session. We'll just sit here
and flap our gums and talk about the first thing
that enters our brain.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
That's right, that's coming up on the lone Star Facebook
page in a minute, jump on over and say Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
It's going to be dangerous. I'm telling you that always is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So thanks for listening today, and thanks for your questions,
because we couldn't do ask the stuff Dave. We didn't
have your question. We need to last participation, that's right,
or you get sent to the principal office and he
goes on your permanent right there, you go. All right,
we'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you on the act

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the show. Okay, all right, bye,