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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, I don't have to wait until fun with
Music day to destroy a classic like that one. What
if ramble On was recorded in the fifties, ball it
would not like.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This plase up on all around time I was on
my way.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Thanks to you.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm much oblised for such a pleasant stage.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
But now it's time for me two dose on.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Moonlight's my way, And now I smell the rain and
with a pain, and.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's hid in my way. Ah. Sometimes I grow so tired,
but I know I've got one thing I gotta do
ravel And now the time the time is now to
sing my song. I'm going around the world. I gotta
find my girl on my way.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I've finned this way ten years to today, ramble.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
On, gotta find the queen of all my dreams.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Got no time for spreading roots. The times has come
to be gone. And oh our health, we drank a
thousand times.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
It's time to ramble on a ramble.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
On, And now the time the time is now to
sing my song.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm going around the world. I gotta find my girl.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
On my way.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm in this.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Way ten years to the day.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I gotta ramble on.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I gotta find a queen of all my dreams.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I tell you, no, lie, mine's a tale that can't
be told. My freedom I old dear our years ago
and days of old.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And magic will be air was in the darkness depths
of more door.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm her girls so fair like go man. The evil
one crept up and slipped.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Away with her her. Yeah, there's nothing I can do now.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I guess I'll keep on rambling. I'm gonna shake sing
my song. I gotta find my baby. I'm gonna ramble on,
sing my song, Gonna work my way going around the world.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Baby, baby, my baby.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I can't stop this feelad in my heart. Every time
I think about my baby.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I think we got STI far God to keep on
searching for my baby.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I gotta keep on searching for my baby, My my, my, my, my,
my baby.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I can't find my blue bird. I listen to what
my blue bird said that I can't find.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
My ramble On by the Led Zeppelin was a fifties song.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Wow, showing as hip as it does a rock song.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Nice. This kind of makes you go, what the hell
are those guys doing? Yeah, somebody's just waking up. They're like,
what what's going on in some alternate reality or something
in the upside down. It is a little Satchmo right
in the middle. Yeah, well you get what you pay
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for and the show's free. A way to start a
Monday morning, Well, yeah, figure out some special way to
start it. Since this is our last week that we're
gonna work before we go on vacation. Five live shows
left in the year. Christmas blowout means we're gonna have
to blow out all Christmas. It's very very special Monday.
(04:04):
Yes it is. It is Christmas Card Day.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Oh, when was the last time you sent out a
Christmas card?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, it's been a long time on me too. I
just send emails Christmas cards. And the man who is
credited with coming up with the concept for a commercial
Christmas card, Sir Henry Cole, aren't celebrated today. Today is
also other day you're supposed to send out your Christmas
card to whoever you wanted to ask, so they get
there in time exactly. It is also Green Monday. Green Oh,
(04:34):
an online shopping day similar to Cyber Monday, and it
occurs on the last Monday when there are at least
ten days prior to Christmas. We got it covered. Since
it's now sixteen days prior to Christmas. So Green Monday,
spend the green? Is that what they mean?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
All right?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Or maybe you're supposed to buy recycled products.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, I'm losing track, man. I spend as little time
as possible research in this crowd.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
I just say Green Monday, black fry, Brown Friday.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That was a funny one bow. It is International Anti
Corruption Day. Aha, good luck stopping that. Yeah, World Techno Day. Now.
I like some techno music. But if there's any band
who should be number one in techno music, who do
you think it is? Craft Work, kraft Work Absolute. If
you ever go to one of their shows, you get
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a pair of three D glasses because that's the way
they do their concert. All the stuff that's going on
behind him because right at your face and you go
dunhow that's right. It is also Weary Willy Day. Weary
Willy Weary Willy is a sad hobo clown that was
played by Emmit Kelly. Oh yeah, who was born on
this date in eighteen ninety eight.
Speaker 9 (05:44):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
He was originally a trapeze artist. He first performed as
the White Face Clown in the nineteen twenty I remember
as a kid him being on like the Dean Martin
Show and stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
When I think of Hobozough, I always think of Red Skelton.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Remember, oh yeah, yeah, you have that shuffle. It is
National Pastry Day. Okay. I will tear up some cinnamon
rolls in a heartbeat. Also like some tarts, pies, croissants, keaches,
and danishes.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Is it open by where your daughter Bailey lives. They
have the best pastries.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That Main Street shops it Legacy, so good. I try that.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yeah, hey, shops a Legacy is a nice little Christmas
walk by the way, you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It is deco rated out the look at downtown Frisco.
Now they got all the lights up and the skating
rink is going. Yeah, they go off to it is
national I'm a day. Sorry, I've got enough pets at
my house. If Michael Jackson was still alive, you'd probably
take a couple of them off your head. Yes, and
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this is my favorite. It's take it in the ear day. No,
not unless you buy me a nice expensive dinner. First.
It's a day for people to intently listen to others
or to let someone yell at you without responding. Yeah, whatever,
I still like taking in the year day. I know, say, bro,
(07:10):
why don't you just take it into thinking of.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
That video that's on YouTube of the little monkey doing
it to somebody's ear.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's so disgusting. Oh Richard Pryor, has you been about that?
Speaker 7 (07:23):
An?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right, we've got sports of all sorts coming up.
The Cowboys didn't lose because they ain't played yet. They're
playing middle of the Night. Oh hell, SMU and Texas
may have lost their championships, but they're back in the
college football championship run and.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
We have went them before. You can buy them tickets
to see Stix in concert. It's the Brotherhood of rock
and it's coming our way in August.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
We have that at seven fifty. You's got Kevin Cronin
of Ario Speedwagon and former Eagle Don Fell. Oh yeah, night,
it is time for the mornings. Let's do it. Get
ready for sports of all sorts. Take this one in
the ear. We know Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star
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ninety two five. I can just see in my brain
Steven Tyler doing that little strut that he does during
that song. Oh yeah, alright, hey, it's sick thirty sports
fans of this high Versports of all.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
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Injury lawyers go to willhwins dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well Conference Division Championships this past weekend didn't quite work
out like we all wanted it to. Two great Texas
teams played two great games, but both just couldn't pull
it off. Felt especially bad for the Mustangs after watching
on TV their big send off that a huge crowd
of fans gave them. As they got on the bus
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headed to the airport to jet off to North Carolina,
one woman was saying, my son is number twenty three,
and he in intercept the ball, he brings it to me.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah. Clemson was leading thirty one to fourteen going into
the fourth quarter, but then SMU managed to tie it
up by scoring seventeen points to make it thirty one
a piece with sixteen seconds left. Mustang fans, this is
going into overtime. We're gonna take it. But Adam Randall's
forty one yard kickoff return after that touchdown gave Clemson
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the ball on their own forty five. Then, after a
seventeen yard game on a pass play to the SMU
thirty eight with three ticks left, a lousy damn field
goal spoiled what was almost an amazing comeback for the Ponies.
And yes, I'll give the Longhorns they prop used too.
They played a great game. It was a great game,
but we ended up losing. I know. Texas kicked the
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thirty seven yard field goal to tie it up and
send it into overtime. They got the ball first, but
could only manage three points out of it. Then the
Bulldogs got their turn, went six plays for twenty five
yards and a touchdown for the win. Now the Longhorns
will host a first round game, but now they have
to win four to capture a national championship. Georgia coach
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Kirby Smart said he plans to celebrate for maybe forty
eight hours instead of his customary twenty four hour rule
because the Bulldogs don't play again for nearly four weeks.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Wow, the Longhorns are going to be facing that Clemson
team that just beat SMU on December twenty first. Yeah,
bud SMU will play in the College Football Playoff for
the first time ever.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So we should get it to dof for that bow rock.
You want it to dop for that.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yet, the eleven seeded Mustangs will take on number six
Penn State. Later this month, SMUs lost to Clemson in
the ACC Championship game Saturday night, opened the door to
the Mustangs being completely left out for a three loss
Alabama team because, as you know, Bo roberts Is, the
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NCAA usually tries to get Alabama in the playoffs somewhere, somehow, but.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Not this year. This year.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yesterday morning, SMU and their fans got the news that
they hoped for from the selection committee.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yes, they were going to the big Game.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
The university became the only school to ever receive what
is known as the death penalty from the NCAA. That
penalty required the Mustangs to cancel their entire nineteen eighty
seven season, and the school canceled the nineteen eighty eight
season two I remember, but that was then.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
This is now. SMU has a chance to win it
all this season.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Ball And while Texas and SMU were getting the most
attention for making a college football playoff, a total of
ten Texas schools accepting invitations to bowl games this season.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Ten you guys.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Thursday, December nineteenth, Sam Houston versus Georgia Southern.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's in the Old New Orlands Bowl.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
On the nineteenth from Caesar super Dome Monday, December twenty third.
Coastal Carolina versus UTSA in the Myrtle Peach Bowl. Friday,
December twenty seventh is a Liberty Bowl that's Arkansas and
Texas Tech. And on the same day USC against our
aggies in the.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Las Vegas Bowl. Ball gig them, y'all. That's right.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Saturday December twenty eight, TCU versus Louisiana in the New
Mexico Bowl. New Year's jeve has LSU playing Baylor in
the Texas Bowl in Houston Friday, January third, just one
day after we get back to the show. It is
North Texas Mean Green up against Texas State. That's going
to be a war. That's at the First Responder Bowl,
Gerald J. Ford Stadium on the SMU campus.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And let's look at the college football playoff picture. I
don't know why they didn't do it like this from
the beginning. Well, let's you start out with fourteens and
see how that work. That was dumb. Okay. First round
is going to be Clemson versus Texas in the Peach Bowl.
They'll play Arizona State. The winner of that will Tennessee
and Ohio State. The winner of that will play in
the Rose Bowl against Oregon, who's still undefeated. Then, with
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Alabama out, SMU will play Penn State. That winner will
go to the Fiesta Bowl against Boise State and Indiana
and Notre Dame. The winner of that plays in the
Sugar Bowl against George.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
The Dallas Cowboys and the Cincinnati Bengals will clash in
a primetime contest tonight on Monday Night Football to wrap
up the Week fourteen NFL schedule. The Cowboys have newfound hope,
winning two straight games yay, and they won their first
home game back on Thanksgiving Day. Dallas beat the New
York Giants twenty seven to twenty. The Bengals, however, on
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a three game losing streak. Week thirteen, the Pittsburgh Steelers
defeated Cincinnati forty four to thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Kickoff from Jerry.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
World is set for seven to twenty tonight, and Cincinnati
is a five and a half point favorite in the
latest odds from the sports Line consensus, while the over
under for total points score is forty.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Nine and a half.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
In case, I feel like putting some money down on
the outcome, But why you would, I don't know, because
man it is a coin flip as to who's going
to win this game.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Yeah, all right, Well the Dallas Mouns did us proud,
you guys, This is really cool to talk about. Luka
Doncic got thirty points, thirteen rebounds, eleven assists, his second
straight triple double. Kyrie scored twenty nine, and the Dallas
MAVs extended their winning streak to seven wins with a
one to twenty five to one to eighteen win over Toronto.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
On Saturday night. We'll get them one.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Luca's second triple double of the season was his seventy
ninth of his career. That moves in past Wilt of
Still and James Harden and in the sole possession of
seventh on the all time list. Clay Thompson scored twenty
as the Mass extended the NBA's longest active winning streak.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Way to go, Mass, keep it up.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Toronto trailed by twenty four before cutting the gap to
five points one twenty one fifteen. That's on Dick's three
with a minute and a half left in the fourth,
but reviews of a goaltending call and a defensive foul.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Went against Toronto.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Luca and Kyrie combined for twelve of Dallas's seventeen to
three pointers. Doncik made six of thirteen, Irving made six
of nine. Dallas visits Western Conference leading OKC in an
NBA Cup game tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Eight thirty pm. And Your Dallas Stars split a couple
of games this past weekend. They picked the wrong time
to take their most penalties in a single game this
season against the Vegas Golden Knight because they caught him.
With Vegas captain Mark Stone returning to the lineup after
an injury absence, the struggling Golden Knights power play went
two for six and a three to two win over
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the Stars at T Mobile Arena on Friday night. Damn. However,
Dallas bounced back last night at the American Airline Center.
Rope Hints scored the first in a four goal third
period for Dallas, including two from Thomas Harley, and the
Stars beat the Calgary Flames six to two. And I'll
give him as Jason Robertson had a goal and an assist,
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while Wyatt Johnson and Sam Steele scored for Dallas, which
began a season long six game homestand Jake Ottinger made
twenty nine saves to remain perfect in ten games this
season at the American Airline Center for his fourteenth overall win,
second among NHL goaltenders. The stars next game is not
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until Thursday, when the Nashville Predators come to town, and
baseball twenty six year old baseball superstar slugger Won Soto
has made a decision. Well, thank god, because I was
waiting on baited breath here. The star outfielder reportedly agreed
to a fifteen year, seven hundred and sixty five million
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dollar deal with the New York Mets yesterday. So he's
going from the Yankees to play against their crosstown rivals.
So that's kind of nice because he doesn't have to move,
that's right. But that's a bigger contract than Sho Hail
Tani signed a year ago. That's what's crazy. The deal
comes with a seventy five million dollars signing bonus and
an opt out after the twenty twenty nine season if
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the Mets don't agree to raise the total contracts value
to eight hundred and five million, which will raise the
yearly salary from fifty one to fifty five million for
the remainder of the contract. Not a bad deal at all.
Soto was one of the most high profile free agents
in recent history given his age and his abilities. The
four time All Star had forty one home runs and
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one hundred and nine RBIs with a two point eight
nine batting average last season for the Yankees. Now he's
going to their inner City rivals. And congratulations to Scotty Scheffler,
who returned from a two month break. Nothing change. He
won the hero World Challenge yesterday with a nine hundred
par sixty three to tie the tournament record at Albany
Golf Coast and win by six shots. And now you
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know me, I'm Tollo. Sorry, You're in a freaking full file.
Next on the Bone and them shoulders Dallas Fort's classic
ground loan star ninety two to five Stix, who is
part of that big concert of package that we're giving
away at seven point fifty and we're gonna play fraction flickers.
Of course, it's got to be a Christmas movie. Now
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does this Smith movie?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
All?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Right? Time? Now for the freaking fool file. Can you imagine?
Can you imagine being so bored that you start posting
made up crimes that you didn't commit online posing as
a criminal mastermind, hoping to get some kind of attention,
just to get the click, just to get to click.
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Well that's what a man from northern China did last month,
taking to social media to spread lies about himself, including
that he had secretly extorted millions from a made up
company and that he owned and challenged people to find
him if they wanted the big reward for his capture. Man. Well,
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his post went viral, but it also caught the attention
of Chinese law enforcement monitoring social media. Yeah, they do
that there, just like we do here. And he ended
up behind bars for his stupid stunt. When he was
finally arrested, he pleaded with police not to take him
to jail, telling him, hey, I was just I was
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just joking because I was worried. However, authorities didn't think
it was funny at all. It arrested him for all
the crimes he made up, whether he committed them or not. Well, yeah,
he wasted their time. He now faces years in prison
for making the whole thing up, and may do time
for doing something he never did since authorities refused to
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believe anything. He says. Now, see, you've done dug yourself
a hole and you can't.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Get out why you know how we love to talk
about record breakers. A serial world record breaker from Germany
reclaimed two of his former titles in a single day
by get this, drinking gallons of lemon juice and lime
juice straight.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Oh eh.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Thirty year old Andre Ortolf previously held the records for
the fastest time to drink a gallon of lemon juice
no straw, and the same record for drinking lime juice,
but he lost both this year to fellow serial record breaker,
our friend David Rush. Ortov's lemon juice time with sixteen seconds,
which Rush beat the time of thirteen point fifty three seconds.
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Rush also beat Ortol's lime juice time of sixteen point
eighty two seconds, performing the feed in thirteen point nine
nine seconds. Now Ortolf has now reclaimed both titles, with
the time at thirteen point three seconds for the lemon
juice and thirteen point.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Five seconds for the lime juice.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Now, he said breaking both records in a single day
had only minor consequences. He said his lips were so
puckered up after drinking all that lemon and lime juice
that he had a hard time talking.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
What'd you say David couldn't be It's said that I
understood you.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
And probably a hell of a tummy egge too. Oh God,
I love this guy's name, Andrew F.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
King horn Horn that middle initial F king Horn. Parents
didn't think about that when they gave it his name.
Maybe they did.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
Maybe they bet they had a hell of a time
or in high hi school roll call.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Andrew F.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
King Horn is doing court after being arrested for walking
buck ass naked through the middle of a restaurant in Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Nice.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
He went into this restaurant called Papat's Restaurant, fully closed,
walked by all the patrons, went into the bathroom, sort
of like Superman would go into a phone booth. Dunton huh.
And when he emerged, he was full on starkers. Okay.
Some diners started to choke on their food, others cracked up,
and yet others had to grab their children and cover
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their eyes.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Don't look.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
People were just freaked out of what was going on.
The cops arrived pretty quickly. They took him away in handcuffs.
He got a big round of applause. I'd give him
one too, one of the diners. As they were walking
him out the door and said.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Hey, that made my whole week. Man, thanks a lot.
He faces multiple charges, with the court date set for
next week. Okay, of course we got to go to Florida.
A Florida man who was found inside an elementary school
completely buck ass naked, another one with marijuana and sex
toys all around him is probably going to lose his
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teaching job. Teaching he went to his classroom and got
naked with office well, it was another school going to
his own school that would be really perverted across the line.
According to police in Port Saint Lucy, calls came in
on Thanksgiving Day reporting a man inside an elementary school
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with no clothes on. When officers arrived, the man quickly
put his clothes on and tried to warn away, but
officers caught him and he had to be physically restrained,
and he did put up a fight. Cops arrested thirty
four year old Franklin Urius for lude and lascivious behavior
that almost sounds like you're in they say. Uranus, who
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is also a teacher in another school in the district,
had broken into the elementary school and got undressed. He
was also found in possession of Midijuana, a variety of
sex toys, using them for god knows what and how,
and women's underwear all around it. That reminds me of
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a Christmas song. It does, Yes, it does. The school
district says us has been dealt with administratively and they
are working with police to ensure he will not be
allowed to teach anywhere in any school. No, please, Well,
what do you expect You break into an elementary school,
get naked and do whatever it is you are doing
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with all those toys laying around. Party. Yeah, party favors party.
You better be careful attending. Hey, coming up next hour,
win them before you can buy them.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Tickets to see the Brotherhood of Rock Tour featuring Stix,
Kevin Cronin from Ario Speedwagon and former Eagles guitarist Don Felter.
We're gonna give those away at seven point fifty, and
you know bo is gonna have a fun way for
you to win.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Ratget flickers.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
So keep listening to the Bow and Them show on
Dallas Sport Wors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Dallas Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Man's Monday.
It's getting closer and closer. To Christmas and telling you,
you know, with everything, all this shopping going on, it
kind of makes you tense. And I could use some
good heads lines from Hollywood. What's got said? All right,
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roll down your car windows, sing along? Dannel Well, what
swing an intensil town?
Speaker 10 (25:04):
Well?
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Friend of the show, Danny Trejo, I know you love
him though, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
He has had an action.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Movie worthy life, both on screen and off, and recently,
while promoting his new History Channel show Mysteries on Earth
with Danny Trayjo, he was asked about his life behind
bars and about doing time with Charles Manson in the
early sixties.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
He did time with Charles man He sure did, he says.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Charles Manson was a torp, not a tough guy. He
was like five foot four or five foot six.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
He says.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
But he did no hypnosis, and he made Danny and
the guys feel like they were high on marijuana after
he would hypnotize them.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Rew's roommate to have around and Federal prison. You could
charge good money for a service a guy.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
I wonder if he called Charles Manson a torp to
his face, though I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Because Charles will wait till you're asleep, he speaks with
thank you well.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Kevin Costner may not want to work with him, but
now that Blue Blood's is wrapping up on CBS, Tom
Selick says he would love to work with Taylor Sheridan,
who helped create Yellowstone and is the brains behind the
prequels eighteen eighty three and nineteen twenty three, and he
also created the new series Landman. According to Tom Selick,
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he wants to work with Sheridan so bad because quote,
I want to sit on a horse again. The ruby
slippers from The Wizard of Oz sold for a ridiculous
amount of money over the weekend. The shoes sold for
twenty eight million dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's not the only pair, You're.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Like four parable and that makes them the most expensive
item of entertainment memorabilia ever sold. Tons of actors have
played Santa Claus in the movies, but who played him
the best well? According to a new list, the answer
is Tim Allen. He tops the list of best Santas
for his Santa in the nineteen ninety four film The
Santa Claus. Remember that he's followed by Richard Attenborough from
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nineteen ninety four's Miracle On thirty fourth Street and ed
Asner in elf.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Oh, Happy birthday.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Going out to Dame Judy Dench, who you probably know
from her role as m in the Bond movies.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
She turns ninety today. In a recent interview with The
London Time, she.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Talked not only about her illustrious career, but she also
talked about her pet. She has an African gray parrot
named Sweetie that always likes to call her slut what
flea flexamahow and the cop and the construction worker from
the Village People are feuding, all because the cop claims
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Ymca is not a gay anthem. The construction worker says
it is. The cop threatened to crush the construction worker.
Now this is a fight I would like to see
at Jerry World.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Yeah, you guys remember an employee behind the scenes here
named Tony Cope. Sure the construction worker hit on him
at a bar in Jersey get Out.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
We were witnesses.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
Were How much would you pay instead of seeing Mike
Tyson and Jerry Paul? How much would you pay to
see the Village people fight at Jerry World?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
How much you got? Shallice Horse Classic rockelone Star ninety
two five Monday morning or last week before we get
out of here for a little while. But don't worry,
we got plenty of Christmas crap we're gonna play for
you while we're gone, and some tidbits from the year
that just went by or is going by us right now. Yeah, Okay,
(28:43):
you blink and you missed it. That's right, Uh, only fans.
Model Ava Louise She allegedly scored free tickets to a
New York Giants game by promising to flash the rival team,
the New Orleans Saints, And that's what she did yesterday us.
A member of the Giants football whose identity remains undisclosed,
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supposed supposedly invited her to the game and requested the distraction.
She later wrote in a caption of the pick, doing
what I do for a living has its perks. Go Giants. Well,
the stunt didn't bring luck to the Giants, who lost
the game, only because they were just a little bit
more suckier than the Saints were yesterday. Yeah, but I
(29:29):
notice you're in your Saints gear too. Well yeah, I
mean they won, but God's yeah, it was lousy for
both of them. The team's not her knockers. Now this
isn't the first time that Ava Louise has garnered attention
for her daring acts. She previously calls the stir by
flashing on the New York Dublin Portal. Remember that she's
(29:53):
the one that flashed and made them shut it down.
It's all your fault to ruin it for everybody. Okay,
coming up, I actually have a Monday Morning wake up
Slap Christmas edition for you. Excellent, ah, but now it's
time for the educator. By good part of you, listen
and learn as time for Did you know here's some
(30:16):
facts for you. Did you know Antarctica is technically considered
a desert even though there's no sand, which makes it
the largest desert on the planet. I never think that
it's icy, but it's a desert. Did you know the
word grima that describes the feeling you get when you
hear fingernails on a chalkboard. With me, it's like rubbing
(30:41):
styrofoam together. I don't like that. Did you know Michigan
was the last state where police were allowed to have
sex with prostitutes during investigation. Excuse me? What that ended?
In twenty fifteen? In fact, I have a story later
about that. Later on a little more closer to oh,
(31:02):
is this thing just ended seven years ago? Yes, Chris,
what the hell you know? I loved me some Brussels sprouts, Yes,
you do. Did you know it's it's possible to overdose
on Brussels sprouts is that they have high levels of
vitamin K, which can promote blood clotting. So if you
take blood thinners and mow down several dozen Brussels sprouts,
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you could go to the hospital. Damn Lord, everything in moderation.
That's it. Did you know the world's oldest recorded joke
has been traced back to nineteen hundred BC and suggests
it was about fart humor, of course, which was popular
with the ancients as it is today. It is saying
(31:46):
of the Sumerians who lived in what is now southern
Iraqi goes something which has never occurred since time memorial,
a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.
Apparently back and then that was real funny and killed her.
Didn't translate. Well, yeah, well, joke telling has kind of advanced,
Thank goodness, joby fartin in nobody's lab not even Santa Claus,
(32:10):
especially Santa Claus. Last, you're gonna get nutting you off
of Christmas, get on the naughty list. Did you know
in the year fifteen eighteen there was a dancing plague
in Straussburg in eastern France, caused people to dance uncontrollably
for days without even sleeping. It started when a woman
named Frau Tofia began dancing uncontrollably. Within days, dozens of
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other people joined her and started dancing, and the phenomenon
grew to involve hundreds of people. That's crazy. The dancers
seemed unable to stop, with some collapsing or even dying
from exhaustion, strokes or hard atta. Why did they do this,
you ask? Some think that it was a case of
mass hysteria, while another theory suggests that the dancers may
(32:59):
have ingest. Did Bread contaminated with a toxic fungus is
called ergot and aer goot contains chemicals similar to lsd oh, yeah, okay,
Dallas Horst lone star ninety two five. I wanted to
play that first of all, somebody asked for it last week,
(33:21):
but Greg Almond would have been seventy seven over seventy
seven years old. Seventy seven years old, I could just smell.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
The wood coming off the ham and be three organ
at an Almond Brothers concert spitting leslie.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah. Okay, coming up, we're gonna give you tickets to
see Styx, Kevin Corner of Ario Speedwagon, and Don Fielder
formerly the Eagles. They're coming to Doseki's Pavilion Friday, August first,
and I'll explain how we're gonna give them away here
in just a minute. But it is the season to
be jolly and beck the Hall Bowl of Holly. That
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means we have a special Christmas Monday morning wake up
slap excellent. Thomas wants up to he wants to set
up his wife.
Speaker 11 (34:07):
Hey, oh remember when you guys, uh you uh you
called that You called that lady and told her you
had her credit card and you charge all those Christmas
presents on it. Yeah, I want I want you to
do that to my wife.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I take it. She's close by. That's why we're all
hush hushed now.
Speaker 11 (34:22):
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah, she's she's getting ready for work.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Okay, So what happened?
Speaker 11 (34:27):
She she was she was over at and she got
so distracted she left her wallet there and they called
her and told her to come back. That she left
it and she she got it, she got it. But
it's the perfect opportunity to do this.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Okay, So do you know where her purse is?
Speaker 11 (34:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she keeps she actually keeps it in
the hall. I know exactly where.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Okay, Well, what kind of credit card does she have?
Speaker 11 (34:47):
She's got a Well, she's got a she's got an MX,
and she's got.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Do you know which one she uses the most?
Speaker 11 (34:55):
She chooses her visa.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay, well go get the visa and hide it and
then call her to the phone and tell her that
we're calling about her lost wallet.
Speaker 12 (35:05):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, anybody's making any she got you
got the card? Yeah, okay, call her to the phone.
What what what's her name?
Speaker 13 (35:20):
Okay, go ahead, right, Leslie, So you come here for
a minute. I know, but I think it's important that
someone's on the phone about your your lost wallet. Wow,
there's someone on the phone about your lost wallet.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Hello, yeah, yes it is, she's calling.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh, this is Hubert Earl Pudman. I'm calling Mike. Sure
you got you walleted back?
Speaker 9 (35:52):
All right, Oh yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I absolutely are you calling from No, no, no, I've
been before, but I ain't called it front.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
Uh okay, Uh, I'm a little confused. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Back here, you got it back, all right? Well, I'm
also calling about your visa credit card there.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
Uh huh my visa.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yes, yes, yes, have you paid your bill yet?
Speaker 9 (36:19):
Uh? No, I mean I have No, I haven't paid
it yet. I usually pay them at the end of
the month. But what's this about?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Well, I just wondering if you paid your bill yet.
And I was wondering if you can call you credit
card company and see if they can raise you limit
because we've already maxed it out. What we've already maxed
out your credit card? There?
Speaker 9 (36:42):
What are you? What are you talking talking about?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
You see, let me just explain. There. You know you
left you wallet up our own the counter there when
you're buying whatever it was. And uh, well, me and
me and ed Earl will decided we you know, it's
been a rough year or so. Oh my god, so
we borrowed, we borred your visa car. You better go.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
Check you just wait one minute.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Oh is your vase card in there? Oh my god,
because it's right here.
Speaker 9 (37:19):
Oh my listen, you can that you cannot do this, well,
you never calling me. Oh my god, honey, I'm gonna
report you.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I don't care you cannot but yeah, I just did.
What do you mean I can't? I just did.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
What is your name? We're gonna have a serious this
is a real problem. You should be well.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Listen. Listen, listen, letsten listen. We're we thanks to you.
Me and ed Earl are gonna have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
You and ed Earl are gonna be hearing from the police.
Is what's gonna happen? I'm gonna now I have your name.
I'm I don't know what we're gonna do. We're gonna
trace it.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, I don't care what you do. I asked, all right,
I don't care what you do.
Speaker 9 (38:07):
This this is wrong. You just do it for people, mall.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I just did.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
This is Hamas. I need you to get on the phone.
Speaker 11 (38:19):
Its hat to be seem to have my crad card
appeally to have the credit card and it's run up.
Speaker 9 (38:25):
You gotta get your cell phone.
Speaker 14 (38:26):
We gotta call the car.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah. Is this Thomas? Yeah, Thomas left and this is
a hubert or Republan And uh is your wife still
on the phone or is she away from the phone?
Right now.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
I think she's on the other line.
Speaker 9 (38:41):
Right now, I'm on the other line, and I'm gonna
use my cell phone to call the police.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I don't care what you do. Last and last you
just shouldn't have been sudamn careless. Which card?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
So we're almost finished with it, don't worry, we'll we'll
give it back.
Speaker 9 (38:56):
To you all the place at my cellphone on the
other line. We are gonna turn you, honey.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
He has a point.
Speaker 9 (39:05):
What you got a point?
Speaker 11 (39:06):
You should have left your cards?
Speaker 1 (39:08):
That's right, you shouldn't. What are you? Leslie?
Speaker 9 (39:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Leslie?
Speaker 9 (39:16):
What?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Why don't we just take this credit card and let's
all go out to dinner and talk about this and
have a little Merry Christmas dinner. What do you say?
Speaker 9 (39:24):
How did you get my home phone number? This is
my million dollar question?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Do you have a million dollar credit limit on there? Leslie? Leslie,
calm down, girl, don't get an aneurysm before the holidays.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Well I wouldn't be having to be so upset if
you weren't stealing my identity.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Leslie, Leslie? What? It's Bull Roberts on Lone Star ninety
two to five and your husband set this up? So home.
Speaker 11 (39:53):
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Hey, Leslie, got a little upset there, didn't you.
Speaker 9 (40:04):
Oh my god, my blood pressure is like three tours right,
just see me. I'm off blush, I'm all hated.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh well, that's gonna be an interesting Christmas around your
household in, isn't it?
Speaker 9 (40:16):
If you were presents?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Well, that's all right, we'll pay for it all with
your credit card.
Speaker 9 (40:24):
Wait, where is my credit card? It's not my purse.
Speaker 11 (40:26):
I have it.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I what a happy, loving couple.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
Thank god.
Speaker 11 (40:37):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
That was great.
Speaker 9 (40:39):
Oh yeah, real great.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
That was awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Lot Star ninety two fine, lone Star ninety two five
and a good whole hole hole and we have got
This is a pretty cool little event here. It stars Stix,
Kevin Cohen from Ario Speedwagon, and Don Felder formerly the Eagles.
They are coming to Doseki's Pavilion Friday, August I. This
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is a big show.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
Oh, it's the Brotherhood of Rock Tour. That's it was
just announced on Friday.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That's right, And I'm gonna do something here for you.
We're going to do another game of craction flickers. Okay, okay,
So this is a part of a trailer of a
Christmas movie. Okay, this is the season two be Jolly
and all that's do you tell me what Christmas movie
(41:34):
this is and then call me a two one four
or eight one seven seven eight seven five. I guess
you'd have to call first because you can't tell me,
and then call me because I won't know the answer.
So I'm going to play this clip. Give me a
call and tell me what Christmas movie this is.
Speaker 15 (41:56):
Nuclear Terrorists. One man has conquered them all. Now he
faces his most fearsome challenge ever to buy his son
(42:16):
the most wanted toy in the nation on the day
before Christmas. But this time.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
It'll take a miracle. I got the last one.
Speaker 15 (42:40):
The comedy that separates the men from the toys.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Okay, I know, I know you got it? Yes, got it? Okay,
of course that's what it is. I recognize the actor
in there. Okay, let me play it one more time
for you. Okay.
Speaker 15 (43:01):
Nuclear terrorists. One man has conquered them all. Now he
faces his most fearsome challenge ever to buy his son
(43:22):
the most wanted toy in the nation on the day
before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
But this time it will take a miracle. I got
the last one.
Speaker 15 (43:45):
A comedy that separates the men from the toys.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
And I got this right off the bad I saw it.
I saw okay, okay, okay two one four or eight
one seven seven eight seven one nine two five. Tell
me what Christmas movie that is and I'll give you
the tickets. This is easy. I know if you told
him who the lead actor was, they'd get it right on.
(44:11):
I've got him out of it. Yeah, because you get
away and mean too easy? Yes, bon them, show tell
me what movie that is? A dude that's screwed, that's
not screwed. Bon them, show tell me what movie that is?
What Pezano I've never heard. I'm not sure what he said,
(44:33):
but it was the wrong answer. Whatever it was, bon them,
show tell me what movie that was? Jingle all the way,
Jingle all the Yeah. If I'd have left Arnold Schwarzenegger's
voice in there would have been too easy. But you
recognize sinbad. I got the last one. All right, who
is this? This is Jeff in Dallas? What's up? Jeffn Dallas?
(44:55):
Hang on just a minute. We gotta get some information
from you. Will hook you up with your tickets.
Speaker 8 (44:59):
Okay, all right, hold on, okay, So what was this
coveted toy that Arnold's character was looking.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
It was called Turboman Turbo turbomans what it was? All right?
Curiosity satisfied. Okay, you remember how we ruined a led
Zeppelin song, ramble On at the start of the show. Yeah,
it was kind of cool. I'm gonna ruin another one.
Another Zeppelin song is going down coming up in just
a few You guys are gonna hate me if you
(45:25):
like Jeff and.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
Coming up next hour, we have your tickets to head
out to Tannehill's Tavern and Music Hall this Friday to
see Zach Sabbath.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Want to win.
Speaker 6 (45:34):
We'll just keep listening because Bo and I are going
to open up the lone Star ticket window around eight
forty and give those tickets away. Zach Sabbath tickets on
lone Star ninety two to.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Five Dallas Forest Classic Rock a lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
if you've forgiven me for ruining ramble On by led
Zeppelin at the first of the show, you certainly won't
forgive me for what if black Dog was recorded in
the fifties, No, it would sound like this.
Speaker 10 (46:07):
Hey, Hey, Mama said, the way you move gonna make
you sweat, gonna make you groove my child away you
say nothing.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you stink. Hey, hey baby,
when you want that way watch you want a drip?
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Can keep away? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 16 (46:35):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (46:38):
I gotta road, can't stand still, got a flaming hard
can get my fill?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I shine bird and rest.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
Dreams of you all through my head. Oh oh oh,
hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby Donald.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Can't you do in now?
Speaker 5 (47:09):
Hey baby, old baby, pretty baby, move me while you
do in now?
Speaker 14 (47:15):
Take too long before I found out what people mean
by down and out, spent my money, took my car,
started telling her friends she's gonna be a star.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
I don't know, but I've been told a.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Big legg woman. I ain't got no soul.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (47:43):
Oh all I asked for, Oh I pray, steady, rolling
woman gonna come my way?
Speaker 1 (47:53):
He a woman gonna hold my hand, tell me no
lies make here. I have been mad?
Speaker 5 (48:02):
Oh oh oh.
Speaker 10 (48:12):
All I asked for, Oh I pray, steady, rolling woman
gonna come my way? Me no woman gonna hold my hand,
tell me no lies, make me.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
I have been mad. Oh oh oh, hang it, there
you go. Black Dog by Zeppelin was done in the
(48:43):
fifties with jazz hands. Yeah, gotta have jazz hand.
Speaker 16 (48:47):
Want to get out of your relationship but too cowardly
to call it off yourself, then let break up. Christmas
gifts do it for.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
You here, honey.
Speaker 8 (48:54):
This year I got you a gym membership, some compression.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Pants, and a five Master We are the road.
Speaker 16 (49:02):
Yes, at break up. Christmas gifts are just wrong gifts.
We'll send your soul fucking partner package.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
I thought you a giant portrait of me and my
mother and.
Speaker 6 (49:10):
The entire Sex in the City collection.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
We can watch together from beginning to end. Moo, do
you even think I am? I am so out of here?
Speaker 16 (49:18):
Yes, breakout Christmas gifts because it's Christmas. You're a coward
and we can make money off that.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Go in them weekday mornings on lone Star ninety two
five Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Yes,
we're starting out a new week, and believe me, between
now and the end of this week, we're gonna Christmas
hit to death. It's our Christmas blowout. I have a
bunch of stuff I ain't played for you yet. Okay,
(49:47):
here's the story out of New York. A great backpack
believe to have belonged to the man who fatally shot
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was found in Central Park
container being Monopoly money. Monopoly money, that's it, I don't know.
Also a Tommy Hill figure jacket. What would you use
(50:08):
Monopoly money for? While no gun was found in the backpack,
The New York Police Department continues to search for this suspect,
who is believed to have left New York City. So
you can search around New York, but you're not going
to find him, they think. New surveillance images of the
suspect have been released, showing him in a different outfit
(50:29):
and wearing a face mask. The New York Police Department
is urging the public to come forward with any information
about the case. Apparently nobody liked this guy who got
murdered because he kept jacking up their prices for healthcare.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
United Healthcare is known for denying a lot of people's comory.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yes, yes, so, I don't know. Not too many tears
are being shed for obvious reasons.
Speaker 6 (50:53):
Congratulations, go in out this morning to Dallas. His own
Stephen Knight. Last night, at the eighteenth CNN Heroes An
All Star Tribute, Dallas's own Stephen Knight, was celebrated as
the twenty twenty four CNN Hero of the Year. He
was honored for the work that he does with his
North Texas nonprofit, Dogs Matter, which I actually featured on
(51:17):
our public affairs show. It fosters dogs whose owners are
going to rehab for drug addictions, so they don't have to,
you know, give away their dogs.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
They can foster them. It's incredible.
Speaker 6 (51:29):
So and remember that story bo that you did earlier,
And did you know about the police and.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
The hookers, the Minnesota one.
Speaker 6 (51:37):
Yeah, yeah, where it was still not against the law
until twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Oh yeah, that craziness.
Speaker 6 (51:44):
Yeah, well, listen to this story because it goes along
with that. A Louisville police officer is charged with official
oppression and sexual assault after an incident while on duty.
Louisville Police announced it soon to be former officer Phile
Montete is accused of engaging in inappropriate sexual conduct with
a citizen while in uniform on Thanksgiving Week while inform Yeah,
(52:09):
warrant was issued for his arrest on Wednesday, but he
still has not been arrested yet. The department started an
internal and criminal investigation after learning about the alleged assault.
Police say this incident is unrelated to the prostitution scandal
that played the department earlier this year.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Remember that, Oh we talked about that. Oh yeah, I remember.
It happens way too often.
Speaker 6 (52:31):
It appears that you cops haven't figured out that you
got to keep it in your pants while you're on duty.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yeah, still in your uniform.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
Carrez joined the Louisville Police Department back in twenty twenty three.
Record show he was recently disciplined in September for not
turning on his body camera during a traffic Oh that's.
Speaker 8 (52:48):
Not why I was, no jady shady. It seems like
for one for every one bad cops story, it seems
like we've got a bad pastor story that also ows.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
That's happened way way too much.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (53:04):
So, this man that's under fire works as a pastor
and a teacher in grapevind He's now under arrest for
possession of child cornography. A pastor, Yes, real man. Thirty
eight year old pastor Arturo A. Larcon was an associate
pastor at one twenty one community church. He was also
(53:26):
a subteacher in the grape Vine Colleyville isda ISD. He
was a volunteer with the after school program at the
grape Vine Community Outreach Center. Seems like a solid citizen
in the community. Yes, you would say no no. Grape
Vine pds that the investigation started with a missionary couple
discovered hidden cameras in a church owned mobile home used
(53:49):
for visiting families. One of the cameras was disguised to
look like a clock. Another hidden camera was found inside
of a fake bug zapper, and during the investigation, detectives
found an image of child pornorgraphy on aller con cell
phone phone.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Cuff him and stuff him, I'm thinking it, and lock
him away please and throw away the key. There you go. Well,
why won't this person just go away? Hailey, welch the
hak to a spit on that thing? Girl?
Speaker 6 (54:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (54:21):
What has she done now? She has launched her own
cryptocurrency called Shock and the S is a dollar sign
for hawk Shop anyway to uh. The mimic coins value
plummeted by ninety five percent shortly after its release. That's
why I don't trust that crypto currency. Yeah, me, neither.
(54:42):
Initially hitting a market capitalization of five hundred million, SHAK
quickly dropped to twenty five million, resulting in significant financial
losses for investors. Let me just stop for men here.
You mean to tell me that this woman known only
for that stupid ass video has that kind of money
crypto or otherwise. She doesn't even deserve monopoly money, which
(55:03):
she could get from the guy that shut it from
the gray background. He's got a backpack full of it.
The controversy escalated when some investors accused Mistua and her
team of insider trading and filed complaints with the Securities
in Exchange Commission. Don't even think about asking me about cryptocurrency,
bitcoin mean coins with any of that, because I don't
(55:25):
know dick about it, nor do I fully understand it.
I just can't believe that this girl has that kind
of monetary gain since the video came out. He does. Yeah,
when are her five minutes going to be up? Oh? Man,
I don't know, but I hope it's soon. And Texas
vehicle owners that would be you will no longer be
(55:45):
required to have a yearly vehicle safety inspection beginning January first.
But that doesn't mean you won't still need to do
emission testings. Yeah, you don't want to drive around dirty
up to air, do you. The Texas legislature in twenty
twenty three voted to remove mandatory vehicle safety inspections for
non commercial vehicles. It does not remove emissions inspections when
(56:06):
they are acquired. Instead, the seven dollars and fifty cent
fee will be assessed as an inspection program replacement fee
that is added when the vehicle is registered with the
Department of Motor Vehicles, so they're still getting the money. Yes,
a new vehicles from the two most recent model years
that have not been registered before will pay an additional
sixteen dollars and seventy five cent that will cover two years.
(56:28):
And you may be asking yourself self do I need
emissions tests in North Texas well? Self? Yes, you do,
now listen of because these counties will require yearly admissions
testings as part of vehicle registration. You ready, yes, here
you go. Well, we got jallous Cow there, tarn Cow too, There.
Speaker 7 (56:57):
Counted years, Hell's County, Johnson count Out Coauman County, Arca County,
Rockball County, and the odds are Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
Mentioned your damn County. All right, that's enough of it
got around. Kids. Uncle Ba won't touch you unless you
ask him to. Okay, that was a little creepy. Yeah,
well everything I do on this show is a little
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creepy when you when you really think about it. Damn
all right, Tomorrow is a toy box Tuesday. I've got
plenty of Christmas goodies to play for you, and we
will have more tickets to go see sticks Kevin Cronan
and Don Felder. But now he had tickets to see
Zach Sabbath Friday night at Tannehills. Who won those tickets? Hey,
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Kevin Harmon in Arlingtonevin, way to go? Anybody by a
chance to see Saturday Night Live? I missed a Dana
Carvey took a break from playing President Joe Biden this
week on Saturday Night Live and instead broke out one
of his most famous characters, Church Lady. He started the
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show as Church Lady. He said, instead of Mother Mary,
little girls are looking up to the hawk, to a
girl instead of haktua, you better walk to a church. Yeah.
Church Lady was enjoined by Representative Matt Gates played by
cast member Sarah Sherman. Oh she is so funny. That
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was really funny, says you better repent, Matt. You only
have seventeen days left till Christmas, church Lady said, Matt said,
you had me at seventeen, referring to the seventeen year
old girl. He's a fold of the bang. After saying
goodbye to gets church lady, welcome Hunter biden oh No,
played by David Spade, who was an SNL cast member
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alongside Dana Carvey in the nineteen nineties. The host of
SNL this past week was Leviator two star Paul Muscal
along with musical guest Shaboozie, who.
Speaker 6 (59:27):
Wasn't half bad really, Oh yeah, he was pretty good.
He was part of that jingle ball that we had last.
Speaker 1 (59:32):
Week with my art. Did he jingle his balls body? Totally?
That's what he's known for.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
Bo.
Speaker 1 (59:38):
This Saturday's host is Chris Rock and if he does
not make a joke about Will Smith. I know it's
been two years, but damn that's still fun.
Speaker 14 (59:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
Absolutely. Musical guest is Gracie Abrams.
Speaker 6 (59:50):
You know, yes, she's JJ Abrams's daughter and she's besties
with Taylor Swift. Oh her talented though I like.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Her pop music. Hey, well, you think Taylor will make
an opinion, She's no a yet. Yeah, she's not a
lyerd yet with Travis Kelsey somewhere playing Hide the Bobble.
Speaking of jingle balls.
Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
Okay, baby, I'll get a big thank you to everyone
who came out Friday afternoon to help us out as
we collected toys for Toys for Talks along with our
friends from Mix and Fox four.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Fox four are going to be out again today with
the Marine Corps Reserve.
Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
They're going to be in Ennis at Minnie McDowell Park
on Dallas Street from five pm to nine pm. So
if you are in the Ennis areas, dot by drop
off a new unwrapped toy for kids in need here
in North Texas and Merry Christmas from your friends here
at lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Five Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
That's only the partial name of the song stand back, Really,
what's the rest of it? The rest is stand back?
I feel a big greasy one coming. Oh oh look,
she gave us a warning. Yeah, lady, don't back like
(01:01:10):
You're so surprised that I would say something like that,
But on a Monday one would it have been even
better on a Wednesday. No, it would have sucked no
matter what. Look at it this way.
Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
If Stevie Nicks lets out a big greasy one, it
means she's getting the proper amount of omegas in her diet.
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
There you go. You know you don't want your omegas
to be and she's.
Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
At that age where she needs to be getting the
right amount of vegas and fiber.
Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
The good fats and the good greasy ones. Good for her. God,
how did I get us?
Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
Yeah, we've been talking about steviennicks farts for like ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Now it just seems like, God, come on, Cowboys, you
gotta win tonight. You gotta damn Bengals. Yes, now the
Bengals have lost what three in a row? Yeah? So hoefully,
well we won two in a row. Joe Burrow can
probably pick you all apart if you're not careful.
Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
Well, and Troy Aikman says, if he was on a
different team, he'd probably be up for MVP.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
For Frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass. Very true.
Are you ready to talk about time wasters?
Speaker 10 (01:02:16):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
m Show. Page at lone Star ninety two five dot com.
Forty four years ago, yesterday, John Lennon was killed in
New York City, and most of us remember exactly where
we were when we heard the news. I know you
were with Jimmy Wait.
Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I was watching a football game. I was watching I
think it was Monday Night football, and Howard Cosell gave
us the news.
Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
And my brother heard it. Well, he was watching Monday
Night football too. I was doing learning how to do
donuts in the parking lot at my school. Really came
out on the radio. Yeah, I didn't know how to
do donuts in the car.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Yeah, that'll come in handy later. Well, it was.
Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Fun, but then they announced it on the radio and
I just burst into tears. And what it was eerie
for Howard Cosell was that six years earlier on December ninth,
in nineteen seventy four, John Lennon actually paid a visit
to Howard Cosell in the broadcast booth during halftime of
the Washington Redskins Los Angeles Rams game at the Los
Angeles Coliseum.
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
And here's Cosel with Lenon.
Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
What's been your view of this American professional football so
It's an amazing events and sites.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
It makes rock concerts look like tea parties.
Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
But I must say the first thing I had when
I got in was AM playing a.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Beatles June yesterday, which cheered me, Ope, no end. I'm
trying to follow the game, but I couldn't understand why
half the team was off and half the team was on. Asked,
just something you got to lend John.
Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
We have that video up as well as Howard Cosell's
announcement of the death of John Lennon up on our page.
You know, he and Frank Gifford didn't know whether they
should announce it or not, and then they ended up
announcing that.
Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Yeah, I remembered you mean I were watching the football.
Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
Games that Iron Maiden drummer Nico McBrain has played his
last show with Iron Mail. He announced before their final
show of the year Saturday night in Brazil that he
was stepping away from touring. He said, I will, however,
remain firmly part of the Iron Maiden family, working on
a variety of projects.
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
He just won't tour.
Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
He said that touring with Iron Maiden the last forty
two years has been an incredible journey. The decision not
a big surprise to Maiden fans since McBrain revealed this
summer that he couldn't play some of their old songs
because of a stroke he suffered in early twenty twenty three.
So we have the link to his official announcement up,
as well as a link to a YouTube video of
Bruce Dickinson addressing McBrain's departure at that show in Brazil,
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so if you want to see that video.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Guns n' Roses will be back on the road next year.
Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
The group posted a video on social media Saturday that
announced a world tour twenty twenty five, but it didn't
include any specifics. But they're gonna be announcing it supposedly today,
right ay, oh.
Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
We're kind of keeping an eye on it, keeping tabs
and we should have updating guns n' Roses tourur info
for you.
Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
Keep you updated on that and for those about to
learn to rock. Alice Cooper and his daughter Calico have
joined forces with Slash on Free Wheeling. It's a cycling
anthem off the Grammy nominated children's album Solid Rock Revival.
This is a project by Alice Cooper. We have the
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video of the song up so you can be the
cool mom or dad or cool mem or pop pop
if you want to pop kid. That's what the grandkids
call my brother.
Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Oh yeah, I'm just pops. See pops. That's kind of cool. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
Finally, a twenty two year old influencer has gone viral
Imagine that for posting a video of herself dancing next
to her eighty five year old boyfriend who is in
a hospital bed, bragging.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
About how she got in the will. You can check
out the.
Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Video of her dancing next to the hospital bed, shaking
her tatas it's up.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
On the Bow and Them show page at lone Star
ninety two five dot com. That's how she got into
the will drunk at the time. But we just do
a radio show and I don't remember. I don't brain
sells the screaming at me. Okay, there's enough of this,
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lone Start ninety two five. Okay, Monday was today, Well
it still is until we get to midnight. Then it'll
be Tuesday. Funny how that works, and then it'll be
a toy box Tuesday. And I have to pull out
more Christmas goodies for you, because I got a bunch
of them. I gotta play for you before we get
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out of here, and you're not running short on this
stuff blowout week for sure? Running short? Oh hell, I
got more than I'll ever play, but I'm gonna try
and play as much of it for you as it can.
And I promise tomorrow I won't ruin any more led Zeppelin, Saw.
Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
And how are you gonna give away the win them
before you can buy them tickets to see Stix, Kevin
Cronin from Rio Speedwagon and Don Felder.
Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
It's the brotherhood of rock Tour. Well, I would imagine
that would be a toy commercial on Toy Box Tuesdays,
since Christmas is coming up. Okay, good, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:07:18):
One of those toys that everybody clamored for at Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Yeah, or people said I don't know what tail that is.
I'm not buying that for my kids. So I'll have
that forty tomorrow and we'll just see what else shakes out.
Speaker 11 (01:07:32):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Up next is our after show decompression session, where we're
going to talk about well, your guess is as good
as ours.
Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
Again, a big thank you to everyone who showed up
for the toys for Tom's event on Friday with Fox
four D. This is gonna be out Wednesday. And so
Fox four just emailed me and they say that his
event on Wednesday in Garland is he's actually doing the
toy buy. They're going to go out with the apartment
group from north and buy a bunch of toys for toys.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
For They're gonna shop for the kid. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
I hope they get that on video.
Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
I want to see this be live on Fox four
on Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Of course it will, of course it will. So if
anybody has any suggestions on what I should pull out
from the from the toy box, the toy box, toy box. Anyway,
thanks for clarifying. See if I just even stopped to
take a breath, you think I'm being that way dirty,
and usually I am being that way exactly what do
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you want for Christmas? Little girl?
Speaker 11 (01:08:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
I haven't played the Evil Sandy yet? You haven't, yea,
we have played the Evil sand Well. Look, I'm gonna
try and get to all of them, okay, and I'll
get to some of them on tomorrow's show. Okay, all right,