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Speaker 1 (00:01):
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me a Japanese transistor radio green book of dot pajamas.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's a Naka shuma, a calendar book with the name
of my insurance man.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's the Mark four model. That's the one that's discontinued.
A simulated alligator.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Wallet and it comes in a leatherette case with holes
in it so you could listen right through the case.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
A statue of a naked lady with a clock where her.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Stomach are TV.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
With a name shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
And it has a wire with a thing on one
end that you could stick in your ear, and a
thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere
because it's bent hammered.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
A luminum nutcracker and all that other stuff. On the seventh.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego with fringe
all around it, and all that other stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
An indoor plastic bird Beth and the Japanese transistor radio arm.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
A pair of teak wood shower clocks, a chromium combination
manicure scissors and cigarette lighter. An automatic vegetable slicer that
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works when you see it on television, but not when
you get.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It home.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
On the twelfth day of Christmas. Although it may seem strange.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Going to exchange an.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
but not when you get it.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
A pair of teak wood shower clocks.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Ticks that fill over, says San Diego, with fringe all
around it. Statue of a naked lady with a clock
where her.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Stomach ought to be.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Calendar my insurance man.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Transist.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Now some of you older hearts might recognize that as
Alan Sherman. Alan Sherman was a TV producer who started
making parody songs in the late fifties and early sixties.
Do you remember the song Hello Mada, Yeah, Helloa that
was in Yeah, that was Alan. That was from nineteen
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sixty crime. He loved it.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Yeah, he really loves his Japanese transistor radio.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yes he does.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
I had one of those with the little cover on
it that had the holes in.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
It so you can listen right through the case. As
the song said.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
In Tokyo Ian an aunt that had one of those
statues with the clock.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
The stomach to be creepy. That's a creepy Oh that
was that was all the crap that was going around
back in nineteen sixty three that she could find.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
I love how he says on the twelfth day of
Christmas e exchanges.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah. He died when he was only forty eight years old. Yeah,
but he was funny. He had a lot of people
that loved him back here. Yeah, and that bit will
keep him alive for years ago. That was funny. But
we're twelve days out from Christmas now, I don't know
Christmas Eve, twelve days from Christmas Eve, and with the
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Eve updates always, Oh god, I love that. It's Friday Eve.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Also the day of Our Lady of Waterloope today.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh yeah, what are we supposed to do? Nothing? Okay?
Candles Like no candle.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
Thousands of people showed up last night at Our Lady
of Watloupe Church in downtown Dallas.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I mean, the Eve of.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
The Feast is a huge event in Hispanic community. So
where we were at the House of Blues, partying down drinking,
they were there praying for our souls, no doubt.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, and it's probably not going to do any good. Yeah.
By the way, like Anna mentioned, last night was the
iHeartMedia Christmas party, and I ended up staying a lot
longer than was fun, wasn't it?
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It was? It was nice being around all in people's
Did we worried about you, Adam? Were you a good
girl last night?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
I was?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I left? I guess around eight.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
We took a bunch of pictures and then right after
Bo and Deborah left and Leanne and I left.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, we're like daddled. Well. Today is Thursday, means it's
fun with music day, and we celebrate National Ambrosia Day.
Ambros like the dessert. It's a fruit salad, usually made
of pineapple, oranges, minuture, marshmallows, and coconut. In fact, ambrosia
is the name for the food and drink of the
gods in Greek mythology. Oh, I did not know that.
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I don't. I think you'll achieve Greek gods statues. Isn't
it all a yacht rock group? Ye? Yes, National Poinzetti
a day? Is it point zetta or Poinzetti? I always
say point setta? Yeah, either way, you celebrate that beautiful
red flowering plant that has come to be associated with Christmas.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Doesn't make a bad substitute for a Christmas tree, like
a college.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Students, also poisonous to dogs and cats.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It is gingerbread house Day, Oh yay. They started being
built in the sixteenth century in Germany, with the publishing
of Brothers Grims, Hansel and Gretel in eighteen twelve, which
featured an edible house in the woods made entirely a
candy and gingerbread, and the popularity roads.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Do you guys pick up those kids in the grocery
store to make gingerbread houses?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
No, I don't know how to do it. It's easy peasy
National twelve hour Fresh Breath Day with all the spicy
and funky stuff I ate. I don't know if I'm
having a fresh breath for a while. That's why Anna
SIT's way over there and he is way over there.
That's right. International Sound Check Day testing long two Heil, Yes, okay,
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National Dingling Day.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
The Dictionary definition of dingling is that of a stupid, foolish,
or eccentric person, or one who crazed it. The term
came about in the nineteen thirties, and the word is
meant to invoke the ringing of a bell when someone
does something incredibly dumb. But it wasn't until Chuck Berry
released that song my dingling. Did he come back into
our vocabulary? Didn't he say something like, don't step on
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my dingling? That's right? Won't you come play with my dingling?
And it is national impure Thoughts day, Oh that's every
day I got. I got some impure thoughts for you.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Ask.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
In fact, I'm having some right now. Oh really, it
doesn't have anything to do with YouTube, so don't worry
about it. Good thing, y'all. Don't know exactly what's inside
of my head. Get all out onto the show bo
lay it out. Yes, oh boy, I'm gonna lay some
stuff out for you. It's our Christmas blowout continuing, and
I got some surprises for your ass to.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Day and at seven fifty stext tickets for that Brotherhood
of Rock tour at.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Let's do our Boardings. Yes, it's gonna be one of
those shows today, So if you don't mind, it's time
to showtime. Dallas War's Classic rock Loan Star ninety two
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to five Janie. I met her sister one time when
I was working radio in Beaumont, because she was from
Port ark Port Arthur girl.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I remember that story about her and Elvis Presley having
a daughter called and Jimmy, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's right. Elvina Presley called, I'll save that one for
the King's birthday. Ask all right, it's time for sports
of all or.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
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go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Your Dallas Stars are putting their skates back on because
they got a big game tonight. The Nasville Predators are
coming to and Dallas takes them on for the second
time this season. Both teams are outside of the playoffs
right now in battling to get back in, but the
fact that their rivals will make the motivation just a
little bit higher for the Stars. Nashville enters the American
Airline Center with the worst record in hockey out but
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the Predators are also one of Dallas's most hated opponents
because they can pull out a win even when they're
supposed to lose to the Stars. The Stars enter tonight's
game with victories in seven of their last ten games
against Predators. Dallas has also recorded wins in three of
their past five games versus Nashville at the American Airline Center.
Now Stars forward Matt Duchane played for the Predators for
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four years before being brought out to in the summer
of twenty twenty three and signing with the Stars, so
he has plenty of history with a team. It should
be a good one tonight. So where whatever Stars gear
you got, if you're going, The puck will drop at
seven o'clock, and of course there'll be a party on
the plaza before the game, so you can misbehave.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
While you want to. Even though your Dallas Mavericks went
down one eighteen to one oh four against the Oklahoma
City Thunder on Tuesday night, it doesn't mean things have
turned south for your Dallas Mavericks. The NBA Cup Night's
quarterfinal game did point out several important needs at the
MAVs still must addressed as the season meanders through the
holidays and into twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
The Mavericks are.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Going to get a four day break before their next game,
which will be Sunday at Golden State since they lost
to Houston last night. Now the game Sunday will tip
off at seven point thirty. But in other MAVs related news,
Jimmy Butler of the Miami Heat, the six time All
Star yeah says he's open to joining the Mavericks in
a potential trade.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
So we'll keep your posts. We'll come on more. There's
room for you. Come on, wait to hear more.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
I was really happy to see this pop up in
my news feed yesterday. She is one hell of a
kid and it's been fun to follow her sports career.
Twenty two year old Caitlin Clark Time Magazine's Athlete.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Of the Year.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
All right, way to go, way to go gear.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
And standing on the cover just looking like she could
whip the whole world's ass if she got in the
mood to do it.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Yeah, but she's too sweet to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
But man, is she tough on the court. I mean
like Gumby on Red Bull on the court.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeh.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Clark was the WNBA Rookie of the Year after she
set the record most assists in a season, as well
as the rookie record for the most three pointers in
a season, all by twenty two years old. By twenty two,
I was drunk and forgetting things.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Yeah you know how much money she has made for
the WNBA. Yes, because fans flocking to games.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
The games are selling out when she's playing. Yeah, I'll
take Caitlin Jersey.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
I love one of those Number one overall pick in
the twenty twenty four WNBA draft was the great Caitlyn Clark.
She's credited with helping to increase the league's overall attendance
by forty eight percent last year. She's also revealed that
she's become good friends with.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Taylor's swim That post for Taylor Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Well, this season for the Dallas Cowboys hasn't exactly gone
the way we expected, and injury sure havn't helped. On
Monday Night, the Cowboys two game win streak ended in
a heartbreaking loss to the Bengals at home, further depening
their hopes of making it into the playoffs. However, ye
believe it or not, they're not out of contention just yet.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Oh my god, what gymnastics are you going to have
to do?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
According to the Athletics playoff projections, after Week fourteen, the
Dallas Cowboys will have a very slim chance of reaching
the postseason. It's less than one percent. But with that
less than one percent, it's still hanging in there. There's
still hope. Even if the Cowboys were able to win
every single one of their remaining games, that would still
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take a plethora of additional outcomes to get them in.
In reality, the season is over in terms of hopes
of bringing home any hardware. Fans and players will want
to see the team go out and compete, but at
the end of the day, is it really worth it.
At this point, there is little room for optimism. However,
there's still a chance, a less than one percent chance,
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slim to none, but there's still hope if you're one
of those fans who refuse to give up. However, one
more loss and it's waiting until next year. Again. The
Boys play against the Carolina Panthers on Sunday at noon,
and the Panthers really sucks, so maybe we'll have this
one as a win.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Speaking of hope, those of you hoping for the Cowboys
to replace Mike McCarthy with legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick,
give it up.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He is now spoken for.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Yes, Bill Belichick has decided to take the top job
at the University of North Carolina. Belichick, who has no
previous coaching experience at the college level, yesterday agreed to
a five year deal with the tar Heels, pending approval
by the school's board of trustees. He makes the move
nearly a year after he and the New England Patriots
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ended their partnership after twenty four seasons and six Super
Bowl titles.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
He was a.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Leading candidate to take over the Atlanta Falcons earlier this year.
That post went to Rahim Morris. Belichick has had no
known interviews with any NFL clubs, including the Cowboys, since,
even though the Chicago Bears, New Orleans Saints New York
Jets have already initiated searches for replacements next year after
firing their head coaches in recent months.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
There have been coaches in the.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Past who were college coaches that made the jump to
the NFL only to discover that pro players have.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Up who the who do you think you are? Attitude? Exactly.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
College players are hungry to learn and get the most
out of their college experience so they can make the
jump to the NFL.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
That's right. And you know you coach NFL players and
they say, well, I'll make more money than you do,
won't you shut up? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (14:42):
But it may see how Bill Belichick does at the college.
Maybe he'll be successful with the tar Heels. We'll see,
we will see.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Here's another great kid in the world of sports that
I've just got to wave the flag for from right
here to our own backyard. Duncanville High School quarterback Keelan
Russell is now officially Gaytoring National Player of the Year. Wow,
he can't be more than what seventeen eighteen years old?
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
High schooling six four, one hundred and eighty pounds senior
quarterback led the undefeated Panthers to a six to eight
Division one state quarterfinals this past season. He passed for
three thousand, six hundred yards and change fifty two touchdowns
a pair of interceptions. He also rushed for two hundred
and fifty four yards and two touchdowns through a dozen games.
He's a member of the Duncanville's National Honor Society, and
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Russell maintained a three point four gpa in the classroom.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Way to go, dude.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Russell will play football for the University of Alabama next year.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Right, Alaama loved him up until then? Yeah? Exactly.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Mean bulldog of a team. Duncanville has a big game
this weekend. They're gonna play North Crowley in the state
semifinal round this Saturday and Monday Night Football broke new
ground with his alternate broadcast centered around the Simpsons but
it's regular broadcast also aired at the same time, and
there was some cross talk between the two broadcasts, and
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it's there that Jason Kelsey managed to diss all of
us here and piss us all. Oh yeah, as Mina
Chimes called the fictional town of Springfield the armpit of
America's butt crack, Kelsey applied that comment to the real
life city of Dallas, saying it was also the butthole and.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Armpit of America. And just when we were trying to
warm up to this guy after he left the Eagles
and was kind of entertaining well, the rest of the
broadcast crew reacted, Kelsey backtrack and said, I was joking. Yeah,
it was just a joke because of what Meanas said.
I didn't mean it. Yeah you did, he did. In
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an attempt to do a little damage control, he added,
we're having fun here. I love Dallas. No you don't.
And by the way, we feel the same way about Philly,
So shove it sideways and lotate on it.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Right.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
The freaking Pool file next on the bow and then.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
Joe Goodbye, Judd lone Star ninety two five coming up
is going to be mashup time, and yes, it's a
Christmas mashup, just so you'll know.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
But now it's time for the freaking fool file. Here's
an odd story. A dutch Man who fathered more than
five hundred and fifty children has been accused of threatening
the well being of the children out of his sheer
desire to reproduce in all corners of the world. Jonathan
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m is the only way he's known. He's a forty
one year old cereal sperm donor from the Netherlands. He
is being accused of prioritizing his urge to constantly reproduce
above well being of his children. Since he doesn't even
bother to see them, must less be a real father
to it.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
So he's not supporting that new new so then the
mommy yes having to support that well.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Dutch guidelines state that a man can only donate their
sperm for up to twenty five offspring or for twelve families,
in order to minimize the chances of incest and to
protect the mental health of the children. However, the mother
of one of his many children claims that he blatantly
disregarded the rules and fathered hundreds of children over the
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last decade or so. They are now taking legal action
to prevent him from fathering any more kids. The thing is,
he's not even doing it the fun way. He just
whacks off in a vial and goes about his day
fantasizing that another kid will be born with his DNA.
What's the name, Johnny M. Jonathan M. Should be Johnny Appleseed.
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It is a condition known as hyper paternity syndrome. It's
very rare and it's not formally recognized as a medical diagnosis,
so it's rarely discussed. But this is how this guy
gets off by fathering children knowing that there's five, one
hundred and fifty children walking around with part of him.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
So this is why that ancestry DNA kit is so important, exactly.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Because you never know where you came from, never know.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
A couple in Austria have married and divorced each other
twelve times in the last forty three years. It's all
part of a scam to profit around three hundred and
forty thousand American dollars from the country's pension system. In Austria,
the pair exploited a loophole in Austrian law that allowed
the wife to claim twenty eight thousand dollars from the
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government with each new marriage. So get that the wife,
who has actually been married thirteen times, began receiving a
widow's pension from the state to support or financially after
the death of her first husband in nineteen eighty one,
that's when the light bulb went off. The now seventy
three year old woman married her second husband for the
first time, who is a few years younger than her.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
They divorced six years later in nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
These on again, off again marriages kicked off a cycle
of marriage, divorces, and remarriage and redivorces, and with each
new marriage lasting roughly three years. It went on for decades,
allowing them to net around three hundred and forty thousand
dollars from the pension scheme. Wow, you get paid when
you get divorced. I guess that's Austrian law. The couple
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is now facing charges of fraud and could go to jail. Oh,
you gotta have to pay that.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
You gotta watch out when you're scamming, trying to cook
the system over there. Weird stories from Florida, weird stories
from China. These are my favorite things on the freaking
fool file. But which one is weirder? Florida or China?
Is it a close race Tatasha?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I don't know, it's a Tasa. Maybe they're the same place.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Twenty one year old student from Taiju, China, managed to
extort over sixty different hotels for free stagus and financial
compensation by creating fake hygiene problems. So for about ten months,
this twenty one year old named Jiang managed to trick
at least sixty three hotels into letting him stay for
free by using a series of meticulous props to make
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it seem like the room was filthy and uninhabitable. Oh,
another scam set them up. There was a movie that
kind of covered this in its screenplay. I'll think of
it later. Some of the props he used dead cockroaches, cicadas,
strands of hair, used condoms, condom. Yeah, he planted this
crap around the room that he leased out and later
called the hotel staff to go, oh my god, look
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what I found behind the bed and blah blah blah,
I'm not paying for my root.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Many of the hotels Jiang targeted preferred to settle with
him because they didn't want the bad publicity. Back in August,
a hotel manager finally stood his ground, contacted other hotels
and started investigating. They recognized and confirmed that this guy
has been making their rounds and making them look bad
in order to get freebies. He's now been sued by
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almost all of the hotels.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Over in China that he scammed out. Uh huh uh huh.
See you can only get away with it for so long.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Didn't do it in hotels and restaurants too, all right,
get ready to cringe. A Spanish sewer worker, Oh no,
who wants to work in a sewer well anyway? He
developed a roundworm infection so bad that doctors could see
the larvae crawling right under his skin. Yes, it's breakfast, Well,
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ain't nobody eating no round worms for breakfast? The sixty
four year old sewer treatment employee from Spain realized that
something was wrong with him after experiencing mild diarrhea and
itching all over his body. He reported to the University
hospital in Madrid, where doctors diagnosed him with a parasitic
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roundworm infection that had become so unusually serious that the
doctors could literally see the worms crawling around under his
skin all over his body the intestine there, oh, dearness,
let's spaget me.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Doctors believe that the man's profession facilitated the infection with
the Rohm worm that usually lives in tropical and subtropical
regions around the world and also nasty ass places like
a sewre, which is where he works. Doctors were able
to save the sewer workers life with strong anti parasitic
drugs that kill the larvae, but their dead bodies are
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still in his body, possibly for the rest of his life,
crawling around like alien. Oh god, gross, Yeah, I don't know. Well,
at least they're dead. Yeah, no, they won't eat his inside.
Oh all right, mash up time coming up and it
is fun with Music Day.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
So today BO is gonna make you guess the music
from a Christmas movie. It is if you want to
win those tickets to see the Brotherhood of Rock Tour
featuring Sticks, Kevin Cronin from a Reo Speedwagon and Down Felder.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
We're gonna do that around seven to fifty right here.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
On the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's
Classic Rock Long Star ninety two five.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Dallas Horse Clacking Rock lone Starred ninety two five. Okay,
what could we possibly christmasize ain't talking about love with?
What do you have up your sleep? This is a
mash up I only played once last year. Here is
I ain't talking about love by Ben Halen mashed with
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jose Felici. Just give it a chance, Just give it
a chance.
Speaker 10 (24:39):
Dise Yeah, you may have all young. I got something
you need.
Speaker 12 (24:52):
To call you before get bowl. You know you say
my good little bin. He's out the streets again. Here
you think you're ready cooking?
Speaker 10 (25:09):
Man, you then find yourself a friend?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Friends man?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Man is a car?
Speaker 10 (25:20):
Something you just not gotta talk to beg Bo, big
big big.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Friend.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
You a bed and Christmas?
Speaker 8 (25:43):
You a man?
Speaker 10 (25:44):
Christmas imbre Christmas?
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Friend? You a man?
Speaker 4 (25:57):
A mans.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Give a man. If I've been to the edge.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
Man, I sort of look to tell.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Nor lost not a frail seal.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
I got no time to listen.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
So if you won't it, gotcha pay do they got
you gotcha bad?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
You got you got to pay.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
You got you gotcha.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Pads out to the car, just like I talked to
kill Bill. You are mad, Bram.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
You mad?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Thank you a man?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
If you are mad? Yeah, I told you give it
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a chance. Dallas four's classic rock lone Star ninety two
five love bites and it leaves a bad scar when
it does you. Yes, and it is okay. We have
tickets to win the before you can buy him tickets
by the way to see Stix Kevin Crohnan Andvario Speedwagon
and Don Felder formerly of the Eagles. It is the
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brotherhood of rock Tour. In fact, if all goes well,
we should have those three guys on tomorrow. Oh yeah,
cool supposed to be Tommy Shaw and Kevin Cronin and
Don Felder, all three of them, all three of them,
super cool interview. I'll let you know when that happens. Yeah, okay,
So we just did our mashup. I Ain't talk about
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Love by Van Halen with Felice Novidad by Jose Felician
Christmas Classic for sure. Well, you know, as you get older,
people will tell you, I don't care what Never trust
to fart, That's very true. Never trust the fart because
you never know if you're gonna draw mud or not
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draw mud. Well, I have a parody of Police Navidad
done to just that. Oh are you serious?
Speaker 9 (28:38):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I do?
Speaker 13 (28:39):
Ready, here you go, Please be a fart, police be afart,
Police be a fart.
Speaker 14 (28:59):
Should be fine if I don't push to art. Police
be afart, Police be afart, Alice.
Speaker 15 (29:10):
Be a fart.
Speaker 14 (29:11):
That shouldn't be fine if I don't push to part.
I need a bath from Gosai the ship. I need
a math BROCUSI the ship. I need a man from
design to ship. About it was about. I need a
math from desire to ship. I need a man from
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desire to ship. Not need a map from THESI to
ship and man about it about. Police be a part,
police be a fart. Police be a fart. That should
be fine if I push the art. Police be a farm,
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police be a farce. Police be afart. That shouldn't be fine,
And by posts.
Speaker 9 (30:25):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
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Speaker 9 (30:29):
When you get.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
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Speaker 16 (30:42):
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your host, David. Ordinary blinking Christmas lights are so boring.
That's because they're so predictable. Why not put some excitement
into your Christmas with R s c s Flickering Christmas light.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Now, look at this. They don't blink in a boring pattern.
Speaker 16 (31:03):
What they do is they flicker on and off sporadically
because each set has a special Christmas short in the wiring.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Watch this now, I'm just gonna plug this in.
Speaker 16 (31:15):
Oh okay, okay, Now see they flickered on for like
two seconds, flickered off for a second, flickered on for
half a second. Now they're flickering so fast I can't
keep tracking them. Plus every time they flicker, you'll hear
that loud, festive, crackling sound.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Listen to that like a fireplace.
Speaker 16 (31:32):
And sometimes when rscs flickering Christmas lights flicker real fast,
every light in your house will flicker too, giving your
whole house that gorgeous holiday glow.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yep, there go. The studio lights don't panic.
Speaker 16 (31:47):
Plus the cord is specially chafed in places, so the
bare wires shows through. That allows festival holiday sparks to
shoot out and put on a Christmas light show you'll
never forget.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Isn't that brilliant? Happy hollo back that ass ll freaky
d Dallas Foror's class cross didak freaky d freaking freaking Dicky.
Oh yeah, bring it up him. Okay, we're gonna give
away these tickets to the Brotherhood of Rock tour with Styx,
Kevin Croneravario, Speedwagon and former Eagle Don Felder. Since it's
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the Christmas season and it is fun with music day,
you're going to have to identify the music from a
Christmas movie. And I cut you some slack today. It's easy.
You always say that and then it's so hard. Well,
you always get it. You write the answer down. Yeah, okay,
Well I promise it won't be that hard. Okay, thank you.
The amazing Cresken you remember him, Oh yeah, I have
(32:40):
a freaky experience with that man. The fame medalist who
appeared on The Tonight Show numerous times. In fact, he
was on eighty eight times. He died at the age
of eighty nine. Oh he did. He rose to famous
one of the twentieth centuries prominent celebrity medalists, using what
he called suggestion and extremely sensitive perception to consistently make early,
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accurate predictions and locate the hidden objects during live performances.
He also famously predicted the results of elections and sporting
events like the Super Bowl. He was freaking now Jimmy
and I did a promotion with him downtown McKinney in
the Square. Yeah, the Texas Rangers mascot captain hid in
one of the stores around here. None of us knew
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where he was, and damned if Cresken didn't walk right
to him and find it. Wow, really, what was your
freaky thing?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
So he was on the morning show with us and
he had me think of a clock and picture the
time from a memorable moment in my life, and he
guessed the exact time, which was one twenty eight pm.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
And that was the moment that my dad died. Oh
my god. I had to run out of the studio.
I was so upset. Who was the medalist that was
in here not long ago and just freaked us out?
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Oh yeah, as the guy from the Bay Area, Yes,
who bent the quarter with his nash.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
That was in my pocket. And he told me, he said,
think of a place you'd like to go, and what
your hotel room number was, and of course, being a
smart ass, I wrote sixty nine. He gave me a
piece of paper that he wrote before he came here
and it said New Orleans sixty Damn. He maintained he
was a medalist and not a magician or a psychic,
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and repeatedly stated that his acting he was science rather
than anything supernatural. He practiced his meddalism skills from a
young age, developing his techniques from childhood attempting to find
pennies that his family hid around the house. Oh man.
He made his television debut on The Steve Allen Show
in nineteen sixty four and was on The Tonight Show
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starring Johnny Carson, where he guested like I just said
eighty eight times. Wow, Well then he rest in peace.
Yes he was eighty nine nine. Okay. Now it's Chris season,
and sometimes you wonder how does Santa do it? How
does he deliver all those presents? Yeah, and one night.
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I'm not sure how he does it, but I know
what he has to do to get it done. Oh really,
ladies and gentlemen, listen carefully and you'll find out. It's
time to take a scientific look at Santa. Okay, there
are two billion kids under eighteen in the world, but
since Santa doesn't appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, Buddhist,
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and a few others, that reduces the workload to three
hundred and seventy eight million at an average of let's
say three and a half kids a household. That's ninety
one point eight million homes, assuming there's at least one
good kid in each one. Now, Santa actually has thirty
one hours of Christmas. That's thanks to different time zones
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and the rotation of the earth. Assuming Santa travels east
to west, that works out to eight hundred and twenty
two point six visits per second, which means he has
one one thousandth of a second to park, jump down
the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presence, eat those
stale ass cookies you left form, and get back into
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the sleigh. This means Santa has to move at six
hundred and fifty miles per second, three thousand times the
speed of sound. It can happen. Are you with me? Now?
The payload of the sleigh, well, that's another dimension. Assuming
each kid gets a two pound toy, be it a
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Lego set or a dollar something, the sleigh is carrying
three hundred and twenty one thousand, three hundred tons, and
that's not counting Santa's fat as When you factor in
what a normal reindeer can haul, that means you would
need two hundred and fourteen thousand, two hundred reindeer to
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pull the load, putting the total load at three hundred
fifty three thousand, four hundred thirty tons, or four times
the weight of the Queen Elizabeth ship. Are you still following? Yes?
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Now, three hundred fifty three thousand, four hundred thirty tons
traveling at six hundred and fifty miles per second would
create so much energy that the reindeer would burst into
flames instantaneously, vaporizing all two hundred fourteen thousand, two hundred
reindeer and Santa himself in four point two six second.
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WHOA sorry to ruin Christmas for you there, friend?
Speaker 17 (37:36):
Yeah, to go.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
We want to hear the.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Come on, I ain't got times.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Of this.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Christmas Eve.
Speaker 18 (37:50):
Okay if I run this down for you, you better
get your narrow rumps off the bed for I kick
the lining out of it.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Just now.
Speaker 19 (37:57):
Want to fare?
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Yeah, yo, check it out. Was the night before Christmas
and all food the.
Speaker 20 (38:04):
Hood ain't nobody fronting yet it was all good and
Jordan's were hung by the chimney with calf home, said
MC Santah was fitting to be there, the homies was
crashed out, snugging their beds, visions of extra Christmas dance
in their heads.
Speaker 18 (38:17):
Babies hit a skippers, Oh, looking fine. I just got
up to get a hit a rip of wine. But
all of a sudden I heard a loud noise. I
thought that it was Poky and his old cliff voice.
I opened the window and looked outside.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
What did I see? Made my eyes over wide.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
I couldn't believe what it was I saw.
Speaker 18 (38:34):
I said to myself, Wow, what to my bloodshot eyes?
Did up here a red elderado pulled by eight reindeer.
I heard a noise in my chimney, so I grabbed
my gun. I'm gonna off some sucker if it tried
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to run. Someone was breaking in, so I hid behind
the couch. A guy a pit with a big leather pouch.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
I knew for shore.
Speaker 18 (39:03):
I had nothing to dread good thing for him because
I shot his ass dead. He got to be a pimp,
this I know. He kept calling three bitches, saying ho
ho ho. Reaching in his bag, he pulled a Take nine.
He said, it's your presence. Oh boy, it's fine. I
smelled his pipe. He was smoking the chronic but I
knew he was about to leave like a super son.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I knew it was Saint Nick.
Speaker 18 (39:24):
He wouldn't try to jump in. He said, your boy,
and then the high Bobby. But I heard him yell
as he flew.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Out of here. He said, Okay, no, I ruined the
night before Christmas too. I know I like MC Santa.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
It's what I do.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Lung Star ninety two five. Love is a battlefield and
we all got scars to prove it. Don't we do?
The war wound? That's exactly what they are, war wounds,
battle fatigue.
Speaker 9 (39:54):
Jeez.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Okay, we now have tickets to see Sticks Kevin Croner
and Thevrio Speed and former Eagle Don Felder, who, if
all goes well, will be on the show tomorrow. It's
the Brotherhood of Rock Tour and it's coming Friday August.
So it being fun with music Day album with christmal Season.
I have the music from a Christmas movie that you
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all have seen. This shouldn't be too hard. Come on,
don't let me done. Okay, are you gonna tell us
like what era?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Like?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
What a decade this movie came out in?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
It came out in the two thousands. Oh all right, yeah,
it's it's fairly recent, not too recent, but fairly recent.
Here is the theme to this movie. You tell me
what movie this is, and I'll give you the tickets. Ready, Yes,
here goes. You're concentrating.
Speaker 15 (40:54):
I know you are.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Yes, you've seen it. I guaranteed, in fact, it was
on recently.
Speaker 9 (41:06):
It was, yes, okay, yes, let me say it.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Just came up there, write it down. No, No, that's
a that's a negatory. If I tell you who the
star was, it'll give it away. Okay, yeah, okay, it's
a pretty thing though, Harry, Christmas whole whole Oh, let
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me got on the phone by them, Joe, tell me
what Christmas movie that is? It is ol girl is
like god, how did I not get that? Will Ferrell,
uh ed Asner and Bob Newhart. It was on not
that long ago, My girl? Who is this?
Speaker 9 (42:10):
This is de Villa?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Okay, girl, hang on because we got some tickets for
you and we'll hook you up if you'll just be
patient because we got to get some info from all right,
hang on, way to.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Go, Yeah, journey that was awesome.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Oh yeah, you know. And since it is fun with
music day and I've already played one mash up. I
got another mashup for you. I've gotta clear this crap out.
It's our Christmas blowout to say it is, and I
gotta blow it all out here.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
Hey, the long start ticket window is gonna get a
workout again today next hour. Bo and I are going
to have your tickets to see Zach Sabbath at Tannehill's
Tavern and Music Hall tomorrow night. We're gonna do that
around eight forty and then this afternoon, around four forty five,
Jeff k will have tickets to see Cheap Trick at
Texas Trustee Theater March sixth. So keep listening all day long.
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Did Dallas fort Wors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Dallas Hoars Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five? S
If it's fun with music day and it's the Christmas season,
you get another Christmas mash up there.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
No let wa wa waa.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
Someone had way too much time on their hands.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
La la la la la.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
I'm losing it now, We've already lost it an hour ago.
That's what happens when you stay up late after the
office Christmas parting. Yeah, I was there entirely too long.
Naps today, I learned my damn lesson. Yo. Yeah, there
will be a nap in my immediate future. I don't
know if you know this or not, but celebrity chef
(47:48):
Guy Fieri was in town last weekend for Diners, Drive Ins,
and Dives. He featured two restaurants for his show. He
was in town this past weekend with Sammy Hagar provoding
there tequila Santos Spirits. Oh that's a good tequila. Who
said they were hijacked a million dollars worth of it.
Speaker 8 (48:07):
And then it turned out it was like a logistical
glitch or something.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yeah, paperwork screw up. He was also shooting episodes of
Donner's Drivings and Dies. He was ruverned to be at
soul Man's Barbecue Restaurant and Pleasant Grove and that Slow
Bone in the design district in downtown Dallas. There's a
lot of I mean, these are good places, but no Hutchins.
I know, Railhead, Yeah, pecan launch come on. Yeah, maybe
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they greased his palm gave him a little money. The
restaurants have allegedly signed a non disclosure agreement. Oh but
they can't. They can't say they're on the show. But
everyone knew it because they shut down suddenly and there
were TV crews all around. So I don't know when
it's going to be on, but it's going to be
on a great show. If we're here, we'll let you know.
If we're not on there.
Speaker 7 (48:53):
There's a local writer here in town that when she
would write about Guy Fieri, she had this big problem
with the fact that he had this bleached blonde hair
and then and he wore shades on his head. Yeah,
so she nicknamed him bleachy mcrap around.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
It's like he's a nice guy, Sammy's bestie, Yeah, my
friend with Sammy.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Hey, gods, all right with me? Right, Okay, I got
some more Christmas cheer for you. But I'm just gonna
warn you. This is the unedited version of a song
we usually play every Christmas. It's got a bad word
in it, but it's a word you will probably say
many times today in some form or another. Uh oh, bo,
(49:36):
Are you gonna get us in trouble? Probably? Okay, just
just have an open mind, ladies and gentlemen, I give
you Red Peters. You know they say Christmas is the
time forgiven. At least that's what the Good Book says,
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and then every Christmas Eve.
Speaker 21 (50:00):
When my son and daughter and their family's drived out
from the big city for the old fashioned family holidays,
Mine dresses up the house like a Christmas card. You
can hear in the kitchen singing while she's baking cookies
to the children, and she spends hours wrapping the present
she's been buying this last August. She hangs all the
stockings all over the fireplace, and then in the morning up,
(50:23):
I put me down the prettiest darn Christmas tree ever
saw in your life. This year, we really outdid ourselves.
You know, may now getting on in our years, so.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
We decided to give the kids tax free cash gifts
of ten thousand dollars a piece.
Speaker 21 (50:39):
Well, I reckon it was around now when I heard
the dogs packing, and there was Jim and Mayo man
in his old Santa camp coming up the water.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Teasing the doctor as usual and holding the package. Well,
he handed over reserves, Pappy, he looks like to get
them over that package from your daughter. Well, my tour
it opened in took both our hoards. We unwrapped the
fruit cake with a note that read well.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
My mom and dad.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
At the last minute, we got a cheap bear on
the internet and light hold onto.
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Our gift still after the first of the year.
Speaker 17 (51:07):
Love Princess, Well, how I was broken when I felt
a lump in my throat as I thought to myself,
prin you ain't getting ship for Christmas.
Speaker 9 (51:27):
Fire turns to Jerry.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
You can stick that cake up your ash.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
Ship.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
That's right, you take for me?
Speaker 5 (51:40):
Mom?
Speaker 4 (51:41):
You like that?
Speaker 21 (51:48):
You know I hasn't had a drink in twenty years,
and now I've been off the sauce myself for.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
A while now.
Speaker 21 (51:53):
And heck, if there was ever an excuse to start
drinking again, who entire you?
Speaker 9 (51:58):
Could that be? Junior?
Speaker 5 (52:00):
All?
Speaker 16 (52:01):
Uh?
Speaker 21 (52:02):
It was some delivery fellas standing there holding what looked
like a fruitcake tin with a car detached.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
Wow, the company's condo is free this week. You know
how much Pumpkin I love, Hilton Head.
Speaker 6 (52:11):
Please forward I guess.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
To this draft.
Speaker 4 (52:14):
Hey, Ma, save something up for me. Well, mine took
a conniption and things turned real ugly. She started breaking things.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
And hurled the turkey and those two fruitcakes.
Speaker 4 (52:23):
Right through the front window.
Speaker 15 (52:24):
The whole time she was yelling, I'll tell you for
Christian missioner.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Well, looks like our vacation will be longer than we expected.
Come on, it was funny and there you are, Dallas.
Howard's classic rock lone Star ninety two five, By the way,
brings up the question, who want our tickets? Disease? Zach Sabbath, Mark.
Speaker 7 (53:56):
My god, he's so excited. You want Tommy Bennett in
White Settlement. You wouldn't he wouldn't miss a Friday the thirteenth,
Black Sabbath set for the world.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Oh and Zach Sabbath And well, yeah, but he plays
Black Sabage.
Speaker 8 (54:10):
Yeah, we don't want him to think that he's gonna
go see Aussie by Zach.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Yeah, tomorrow night, there, Joe. All right, here's a little
Christmas thing for you.
Speaker 9 (54:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Looking for some instant holiday cheer? Yes, Uber is ready
to provide all the Christmas time vibes with the press
of a button. New seasonal offering will help Uber users
in several major cities to request on demand Christmas carollers,
Christmas tree deliveries, gifts, and more, all with the Uber
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Eats app. Dallas is one of these cities where you
can tap the Carollers store and request the experience. Just
so you know, the flat fee for Carollers to come
to your house or business sixty bucks. Yeah, oh, ain't
too bad. They come with food. Yeah, the carollers will
sing holiday songs and bring a boozy treat from Diego.
(55:02):
I'm not sure what that is. You can also add
on a bottle of booze mixers and a non alcoholic
option too if you're a teetotaler. The Carrols will come
to your home, office, or holiday party. Uber even hired
home Alons McCauley caukin for the TV commercial to promote
the holiday, specially the home alone kids. The home alone kids.
(55:25):
So Uber's got a stable of people just in Q
waiting to get the car. Yes, so you got sixty bucks,
they'll pile of the car and come do carrol I'm.
Speaker 8 (55:34):
So excited about the carrollers, but the fact that they'll
go get a Christmas tree for you or pick up.
Speaker 9 (55:40):
Room.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Now, as far as the carrollers do, they have a
app you can get where they won't come to your
house with a blocker to ban them, because if they
come out and sing, you're supposed to give them hot
chocolate or something. And I don't even like carrollers coming.
Speaker 9 (55:55):
To my house.
Speaker 4 (55:56):
Yeah, I'm an old Scrooge. What can I tell you?
Pull the trash back in the kitchen and hand it
to them both just inspired somebody to send you the calor.
Oh that's right, Well, now I know what's in the mail.
Speaker 8 (56:09):
It's a giving season and our buddy Fox Spores Mike
Doosey the Deuce is hoping you'll give.
Speaker 4 (56:14):
To toys for tots.
Speaker 8 (56:15):
Let's make Christmas special for kids in need right here
in North Texas. Fox four and the Marine Corps Reserve
out again today. This time they're going to be in
Fort Worth at the unt Health Science Center on Montgomery Street.
Stop by between four pm and six thirty pm today
with a new unwrapped toy and Merry Christmas from Fox
four's Mike Doosey and the Bow and Them show here
on lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 4 (56:36):
To five, Dallas. What was classic rock? Lone Star ninety
two five. We are closer to the weekend than we
were when we started the week, and we're closer to
vacation week. On my foot, that's just a vacation ramp.
I like that, though. Now, are you scared because tomorrow's
Friday the thirteenth? Or no, I haven't even thought about
Friday the thirteenth. I'm not even gonna celebrate it or
(56:59):
anything because it's all Christmas. It's our Christmas blow up.
That's right.
Speaker 8 (57:02):
We're gonna celebrate Friday the thirteenth with lots of Christmas diddies.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
And of course we'll do our NFL pro picks tomorrow
with foxfors Mike Doosey. Hopefully we'll have the guys from
the Brotherhood of Rock, Tommy Shaw, Kevin Cronan and Don
Felder and whatever else happens. Oh, Tommy Davidson, that's right,
Tommy Davidson's coming in Green Copy at the Arlington Improv
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this weekend, and of course he wanted to pay a
visit to Bo Roberts. Well, I'm glad Tommy comes in
town whenever he's here and comes on the show, because
you know, he got some stories to tales. A friend
of the show for sure. All right, let's talk about
some time wasters.
Speaker 8 (57:43):
Okay, this is what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com. El and John has been named Time
Magazine's Icon of the Year. He took to Instagram to
say how honored he was now This morning, Elton was
on Good Morning America promoting his new documentary Elton John
Never Too Late, which starts streaming on Disney Plus tomorrow.
(58:04):
Here's Elton talking about the documentary.
Speaker 19 (58:07):
It's a documentary that shows my meteorite rise to fame
in the first five years, culminating and playing Dodger Stadium
for two nights when I was incredibly successful but had
no basis to my life and it was just all
music and fame. And then it goes forty seven years later, Well,
I played three nights at Dodger Stadium where I had
everything that I possibly wanted. The first time around, I
had a husband, two boys, and I'd never been happier.
(58:30):
So it just shows you that the rise to fame
is so quick and so wonderful, but underneath it I
was a bit of an empty shell of it was
terribly lonely.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
I turned to drugs and.
Speaker 19 (58:38):
It shows the pitfalls of being successful so quickly if
you don't have a basis to your life.
Speaker 4 (58:43):
Did I ever tell you the story how Elton John's
drummer Nigel Olsen hit on me. Yes he did, though
you hearty here he had a single and he was
going round to all the radio stations, and we took
him out to eat in the French corner and he
started putting his hand on my label. I'm not joking, No,
(59:07):
not Elton, but his drummer is the drummer. I said,
hold it, I got to go to the bathroom and
I'm not coming back.
Speaker 8 (59:16):
He wanted to show you his drumstick. I'm sure I
didn't get pissed off or anything. I understand about it.
Speaker 4 (59:23):
I was a hunk back in the day. Not so
much now, but back in the day. I guess back
in the day, we all were. That's a great story there.
Speaker 8 (59:31):
Hey, you may want to check flights and head to
Maryland in May because def Leopard, Motley, Crue, Nickelback, even
Alice Cooper will be headlining the inaugural Boardwalk Rock this
May in Maryland. It's happening in Ocean City, Maryland. This
rock festival will take place May seventeenth and May eighteenth.
We have all the details up on our page. Tickets
(59:53):
will go on sale tomorrow at nine am our time
for pre sale. Ringo Star held a listening party for
his new country album look Up, which will be out
January tenth. He held it in London this week and
among those helping him celebrate Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Ronnie Wood,
Bob Geldoff and many others. Now we have the full
(01:00:14):
story up on our page, plus the song Thankful off
the album look up if you want to check that out.
Lindsey Buckingham posted a video of a Christmas lights display
synced up to his nineteen eighty three song Holiday Roads. Yes,
it was written for nineteen eighty three's National Lampoon's Vacation.
On the post, he says anyone else sinking up their
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Christmas lights to Holiday Road so check that out and rush.
Guitarist Alex Livesen's sideband Envy of Nune have released a
new single and video titled Under the Stars.
Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
We have that up.
Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
Finally, at a recent heavy metal show, bo the venue
tried to get people to leave the venue so they
could clean up and you know, close shop ye by
assaulting the ears of the fans. They were hoped to
play a song so bad that people would leave. Well,
they played Deuce's favorite Shares Believe, and instead of leaving
(01:01:08):
the venue, the people.
Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Started a dance party.
Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Check out the video on the Bone and Them show
page at leven Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Well Abra cadabra.
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Watching me pull a rabbit out of my habit, Well
that was fun today. Have fun with music day is
always fun. As much as we were lacking sleep after
the company Christmas party last night, How are you too
holding out? I'm going I'm going good.
Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
I am not firing on all syl and I have
two interviews to do it today. Oh god, so I'm
probably just gonna ask one question then now.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Yeah, ask them tour they can draw it out all.
Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Speaking of interviews, we've got Tommy Shaw, Kevin Cronanavario, Speedwagon,
and of course the great Don Fell. They're going to
give us a call tomorrow and then we'll give away
tickets to that show.
Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
Yeah, and they're win them before you can buy them
tickets because the tickets don't go on sale until.
Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Tomorrow at ten A. You don't want to miss out.
So our after show decompression session is next. We can
talk about the party. Really, nothing major happened.
Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
There was a bit of a low talker that several
people here in the building have said, did you talk
to so and so? And I was like, no, no, no,
it's like I could not hear worse, and.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
She was right on top of me one of those
little teeny weeny voices.
Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
That's exactly how they described it as, like talking.
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
To Charlie Brown's teacher.
Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
Wall I want to hear all about it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
And this is gonna be our last after show of
the year. Yeah, because Annabelle has something she got to
do tomorrow as doctors, a doctor's appointment. So immediately after
we wrap up tomorrow morning, heading to the right. We
already know you crazy, Yeah, let's save you money. Money
certified tomorrow certified. I'll give you a little certificate. Follow
us over to the Facebook page. People, here we go.
(01:03:13):
All right, our last after show decompression session of the year.
But don't worry. When we get back from vacation, we'll
start doing and we'll have a show tomorrow, believe me. Yep,
Shore enough, thanks for tuning in. We'll see on the
after show and the show enough show tomorrow because this
is gonna be a lot of fun. We're gonna be busy,
Tommy Tommy, Sean, Kevin Crownin and Don Velder on real,
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how are we gonna fit that much entertainment into one
four hour period? Greece. We will try our dead level.
Damn this all right, We'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Bye.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave
to me a Japanese transistor radio green book of dot pajamas.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's a Naka shuma, a calendar book with the name
of my insurance man.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's the Mark four model. That's the one that's discontinued.
A simulated alligator.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Wallet and it comes in a leatherette case with holes
in it so you could listen right through the case.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
A statue of a naked lady with a clock where her.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Stomach are TV.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
With a name shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
And it has a wire with a thing on one
end that you could stick in your ear, and a
thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere
because it's bent hammered.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
A luminum nutcracker and all that other stuff. On the seventh.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego with fringe
all around it, and all that other stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
An indoor plastic bird Beth and the Japanese transistor radio arm.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
A pair of teak wood shower clocks, a chromium combination
manicure scissors and cigarette lighter. An automatic vegetable slicer that
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works when you see it on television, but not when
you get.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It home.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
On the twelfth day of Christmas. Although it may seem strange.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Going to exchange an.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
but not when you get it.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
A pair of teak wood shower clocks.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Ticks that fill over, says San Diego, with fringe all
around it. Statue of a naked lady with a clock
where her.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Stomach ought to be.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Calendar my insurance man.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Transist.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Now some of you older hearts might recognize that as
Alan Sherman. Alan Sherman was a TV producer who started
making parody songs in the late fifties and early sixties.
Do you remember the song Hello Mada, Yeah, Helloa that
was in Yeah, that was Alan. That was from nineteen
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sixty crime. He loved it.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Yeah, he really loves his Japanese transistor radio.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yes he does.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
I had one of those with the little cover on
it that had the holes in.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
It so you can listen right through the case. As
the song said.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
In Tokyo Ian an aunt that had one of those
statues with the clock.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
The stomach to be creepy. That's a creepy Oh that
was that was all the crap that was going around
back in nineteen sixty three that she could find.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
I love how he says on the twelfth day of
Christmas e exchanges.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah. He died when he was only forty eight years old. Yeah,
but he was funny. He had a lot of people
that loved him back here. Yeah, and that bit will
keep him alive for years ago. That was funny. But
we're twelve days out from Christmas now, I don't know
Christmas Eve, twelve days from Christmas Eve, and with the
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Eve updates always, Oh god, I love that. It's Friday Eve.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Also the day of Our Lady of Waterloope today.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh yeah, what are we supposed to do? Nothing? Okay?
Candles Like no candle.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
Thousands of people showed up last night at Our Lady
of Watloupe Church in downtown Dallas.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I mean, the Eve of.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
The Feast is a huge event in Hispanic community. So
where we were at the House of Blues, partying down drinking,
they were there praying for our souls, no doubt.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, and it's probably not going to do any good. Yeah.
By the way, like Anna mentioned, last night was the
iHeartMedia Christmas party, and I ended up staying a lot
longer than was fun, wasn't it?
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It was? It was nice being around all in people's
Did we worried about you, Adam? Were you a good
girl last night?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
I was?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I left? I guess around eight.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
We took a bunch of pictures and then right after
Bo and Deborah left and Leanne and I left.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, we're like daddled. Well. Today is Thursday, means it's
fun with music day, and we celebrate National Ambrosia Day.
Ambros like the dessert. It's a fruit salad, usually made
of pineapple, oranges, minuture, marshmallows, and coconut. In fact, ambrosia
is the name for the food and drink of the
gods in Greek mythology. Oh, I did not know that.
(05:55):
I don't. I think you'll achieve Greek gods statues. Isn't
it all a yacht rock group? Ye? Yes, National Poinzetti
a day? Is it point zetta or Poinzetti? I always
say point setta? Yeah, either way, you celebrate that beautiful
red flowering plant that has come to be associated with Christmas.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Doesn't make a bad substitute for a Christmas tree, like
a college.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Students, also poisonous to dogs and cats.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It is gingerbread house Day, Oh yay. They started being
built in the sixteenth century in Germany, with the publishing
of Brothers Grims, Hansel and Gretel in eighteen twelve, which
featured an edible house in the woods made entirely a
candy and gingerbread, and the popularity roads.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Do you guys pick up those kids in the grocery
store to make gingerbread houses?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
No, I don't know how to do it. It's easy peasy
National twelve hour Fresh Breath Day with all the spicy
and funky stuff I ate. I don't know if I'm
having a fresh breath for a while. That's why Anna
SIT's way over there and he is way over there.
That's right. International Sound Check Day testing long two Heil, Yes, okay,
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National Dingling Day.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
The Dictionary definition of dingling is that of a stupid, foolish,
or eccentric person, or one who crazed it. The term
came about in the nineteen thirties, and the word is
meant to invoke the ringing of a bell when someone
does something incredibly dumb. But it wasn't until Chuck Berry
released that song my dingling. Did he come back into
our vocabulary? Didn't he say something like, don't step on
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my dingling? That's right? Won't you come play with my dingling?
And it is national impure Thoughts day, Oh that's every
day I got. I got some impure thoughts for you.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
Ask.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
In fact, I'm having some right now. Oh really, it
doesn't have anything to do with YouTube, so don't worry
about it. Good thing, y'all. Don't know exactly what's inside
of my head. Get all out onto the show bo
lay it out. Yes, oh boy, I'm gonna lay some
stuff out for you. It's our Christmas blowout continuing, and
I got some surprises for your ass to.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Day and at seven fifty stext tickets for that Brotherhood
of Rock tour at.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Let's do our Boardings. Yes, it's gonna be one of
those shows today, So if you don't mind, it's time
to showtime. Dallas War's Classic rock Loan Star ninety two
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to five Janie. I met her sister one time when
I was working radio in Beaumont, because she was from
Port ark Port Arthur girl.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I remember that story about her and Elvis Presley having
a daughter called and Jimmy, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's right. Elvina Presley called, I'll save that one for
the King's birthday. Ask all right, it's time for sports
of all or.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Brought to you buy the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers,
go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Your Dallas Stars are putting their skates back on because
they got a big game tonight. The Nasville Predators are
coming to and Dallas takes them on for the second
time this season. Both teams are outside of the playoffs
right now in battling to get back in, but the
fact that their rivals will make the motivation just a
little bit higher for the Stars. Nashville enters the American
Airline Center with the worst record in hockey out but
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the Predators are also one of Dallas's most hated opponents
because they can pull out a win even when they're
supposed to lose to the Stars. The Stars enter tonight's
game with victories in seven of their last ten games
against Predators. Dallas has also recorded wins in three of
their past five games versus Nashville at the American Airline Center.
Now Stars forward Matt Duchane played for the Predators for
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four years before being brought out to in the summer
of twenty twenty three and signing with the Stars, so
he has plenty of history with a team. It should
be a good one tonight. So where whatever Stars gear
you got, if you're going, The puck will drop at
seven o'clock, and of course there'll be a party on
the plaza before the game, so you can misbehave.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
While you want to. Even though your Dallas Mavericks went
down one eighteen to one oh four against the Oklahoma
City Thunder on Tuesday night, it doesn't mean things have
turned south for your Dallas Mavericks. The NBA Cup Night's
quarterfinal game did point out several important needs at the
MAVs still must addressed as the season meanders through the
holidays and into twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
The Mavericks are.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Going to get a four day break before their next game,
which will be Sunday at Golden State since they lost
to Houston last night. Now the game Sunday will tip
off at seven point thirty. But in other MAVs related news,
Jimmy Butler of the Miami Heat, the six time All
Star yeah says he's open to joining the Mavericks in
a potential trade.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
So we'll keep your posts. We'll come on more. There's
room for you. Come on, wait to hear more.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
I was really happy to see this pop up in
my news feed yesterday. She is one hell of a
kid and it's been fun to follow her sports career.
Twenty two year old Caitlin Clark Time Magazine's Athlete.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Of the Year.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
All right, way to go, way to go gear.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
And standing on the cover just looking like she could
whip the whole world's ass if she got in the
mood to do it.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Yeah, but she's too sweet to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
But man, is she tough on the court. I mean
like Gumby on Red Bull on the court.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeh.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Clark was the WNBA Rookie of the Year after she
set the record most assists in a season, as well
as the rookie record for the most three pointers in
a season, all by twenty two years old. By twenty two,
I was drunk and forgetting things.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Yeah you know how much money she has made for
the WNBA. Yes, because fans flocking to games.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
The games are selling out when she's playing. Yeah, I'll
take Caitlin Jersey.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
I love one of those Number one overall pick in
the twenty twenty four WNBA draft was the great Caitlyn Clark.
She's credited with helping to increase the league's overall attendance
by forty eight percent last year. She's also revealed that
she's become good friends with.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Taylor's swim That post for Taylor Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Well, this season for the Dallas Cowboys hasn't exactly gone
the way we expected, and injury sure havn't helped. On
Monday Night, the Cowboys two game win streak ended in
a heartbreaking loss to the Bengals at home, further depening
their hopes of making it into the playoffs. However, ye
believe it or not, they're not out of contention just yet.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Oh my god, what gymnastics are you going to have
to do?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
According to the Athletics playoff projections, after Week fourteen, the
Dallas Cowboys will have a very slim chance of reaching
the postseason. It's less than one percent. But with that
less than one percent, it's still hanging in there. There's
still hope. Even if the Cowboys were able to win
every single one of their remaining games, that would still
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take a plethora of additional outcomes to get them in.
In reality, the season is over in terms of hopes
of bringing home any hardware. Fans and players will want
to see the team go out and compete, but at
the end of the day, is it really worth it.
At this point, there is little room for optimism. However,
there's still a chance, a less than one percent chance,
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slim to none, but there's still hope if you're one
of those fans who refuse to give up. However, one
more loss and it's waiting until next year. Again. The
Boys play against the Carolina Panthers on Sunday at noon,
and the Panthers really sucks, so maybe we'll have this
one as a win.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Speaking of hope, those of you hoping for the Cowboys
to replace Mike McCarthy with legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick,
give it up.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He is now spoken for.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Yes, Bill Belichick has decided to take the top job
at the University of North Carolina. Belichick, who has no
previous coaching experience at the college level, yesterday agreed to
a five year deal with the tar Heels, pending approval
by the school's board of trustees. He makes the move
nearly a year after he and the New England Patriots
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ended their partnership after twenty four seasons and six Super
Bowl titles.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
He was a.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Leading candidate to take over the Atlanta Falcons earlier this year.
That post went to Rahim Morris. Belichick has had no
known interviews with any NFL clubs, including the Cowboys, since,
even though the Chicago Bears, New Orleans Saints New York
Jets have already initiated searches for replacements next year after
firing their head coaches in recent months.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
There have been coaches in the.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Past who were college coaches that made the jump to
the NFL only to discover that pro players have.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Up who the who do you think you are? Attitude? Exactly.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
College players are hungry to learn and get the most
out of their college experience so they can make the
jump to the NFL.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
That's right. And you know you coach NFL players and
they say, well, I'll make more money than you do,
won't you shut up? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (14:42):
But it may see how Bill Belichick does at the college.
Maybe he'll be successful with the tar Heels. We'll see,
we will see.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Here's another great kid in the world of sports that
I've just got to wave the flag for from right
here to our own backyard. Duncanville High School quarterback Keelan
Russell is now officially Gaytoring National Player of the Year. Wow,
he can't be more than what seventeen eighteen years old?
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
High schooling six four, one hundred and eighty pounds senior
quarterback led the undefeated Panthers to a six to eight
Division one state quarterfinals this past season. He passed for
three thousand, six hundred yards and change fifty two touchdowns
a pair of interceptions. He also rushed for two hundred
and fifty four yards and two touchdowns through a dozen games.
He's a member of the Duncanville's National Honor Society, and
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Russell maintained a three point four gpa in the classroom.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Way to go, dude.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Russell will play football for the University of Alabama next year.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Right, Alaama loved him up until then? Yeah? Exactly.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Mean bulldog of a team. Duncanville has a big game
this weekend. They're gonna play North Crowley in the state
semifinal round this Saturday and Monday Night Football broke new
ground with his alternate broadcast centered around the Simpsons but
it's regular broadcast also aired at the same time, and
there was some cross talk between the two broadcasts, and
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it's there that Jason Kelsey managed to diss all of
us here and piss us all. Oh yeah, as Mina
Chimes called the fictional town of Springfield the armpit of
America's butt crack, Kelsey applied that comment to the real
life city of Dallas, saying it was also the butthole and.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Armpit of America. And just when we were trying to
warm up to this guy after he left the Eagles
and was kind of entertaining well, the rest of the
broadcast crew reacted, Kelsey backtrack and said, I was joking. Yeah,
it was just a joke because of what Meanas said.
I didn't mean it. Yeah you did, he did. In
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an attempt to do a little damage control, he added,
we're having fun here. I love Dallas. No you don't.
And by the way, we feel the same way about Philly,
So shove it sideways and lotate on it.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Right.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
The freaking Pool file next on the bow and then.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
Joe Goodbye, Judd lone Star ninety two five coming up
is going to be mashup time, and yes, it's a
Christmas mashup, just so you'll know.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
But now it's time for the freaking fool file. Here's
an odd story. A dutch Man who fathered more than
five hundred and fifty children has been accused of threatening
the well being of the children out of his sheer
desire to reproduce in all corners of the world. Jonathan
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m is the only way he's known. He's a forty
one year old cereal sperm donor from the Netherlands. He
is being accused of prioritizing his urge to constantly reproduce
above well being of his children. Since he doesn't even
bother to see them, must less be a real father
to it.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
So he's not supporting that new new so then the
mommy yes having to support that well.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Dutch guidelines state that a man can only donate their
sperm for up to twenty five offspring or for twelve families,
in order to minimize the chances of incest and to
protect the mental health of the children. However, the mother
of one of his many children claims that he blatantly
disregarded the rules and fathered hundreds of children over the
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last decade or so. They are now taking legal action
to prevent him from fathering any more kids. The thing is,
he's not even doing it the fun way. He just
whacks off in a vial and goes about his day
fantasizing that another kid will be born with his DNA.
What's the name, Johnny M. Jonathan M. Should be Johnny Appleseed.
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It is a condition known as hyper paternity syndrome. It's
very rare and it's not formally recognized as a medical diagnosis,
so it's rarely discussed. But this is how this guy
gets off by fathering children knowing that there's five, one
hundred and fifty children walking around with part of him.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
So this is why that ancestry DNA kit is so important, exactly.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Because you never know where you came from, never know.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
A couple in Austria have married and divorced each other
twelve times in the last forty three years. It's all
part of a scam to profit around three hundred and
forty thousand American dollars from the country's pension system. In Austria,
the pair exploited a loophole in Austrian law that allowed
the wife to claim twenty eight thousand dollars from the
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government with each new marriage. So get that the wife,
who has actually been married thirteen times, began receiving a
widow's pension from the state to support or financially after
the death of her first husband in nineteen eighty one,
that's when the light bulb went off. The now seventy
three year old woman married her second husband for the
first time, who is a few years younger than her.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
They divorced six years later in nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
These on again, off again marriages kicked off a cycle
of marriage, divorces, and remarriage and redivorces, and with each
new marriage lasting roughly three years. It went on for decades,
allowing them to net around three hundred and forty thousand
dollars from the pension scheme. Wow, you get paid when
you get divorced. I guess that's Austrian law. The couple
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is now facing charges of fraud and could go to jail. Oh,
you gotta have to pay that.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
You gotta watch out when you're scamming, trying to cook
the system over there. Weird stories from Florida, weird stories
from China. These are my favorite things on the freaking
fool file. But which one is weirder? Florida or China?
Is it a close race Tatasha?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I don't know, it's a Tasa. Maybe they're the same place.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Twenty one year old student from Taiju, China, managed to
extort over sixty different hotels for free stagus and financial
compensation by creating fake hygiene problems. So for about ten months,
this twenty one year old named Jiang managed to trick
at least sixty three hotels into letting him stay for
free by using a series of meticulous props to make
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it seem like the room was filthy and uninhabitable. Oh,
another scam set them up. There was a movie that
kind of covered this in its screenplay. I'll think of
it later. Some of the props he used dead cockroaches, cicadas,
strands of hair, used condoms, condom. Yeah, he planted this
crap around the room that he leased out and later
called the hotel staff to go, oh my god, look
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what I found behind the bed and blah blah blah,
I'm not paying for my root.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Many of the hotels Jiang targeted preferred to settle with
him because they didn't want the bad publicity. Back in August,
a hotel manager finally stood his ground, contacted other hotels
and started investigating. They recognized and confirmed that this guy
has been making their rounds and making them look bad
in order to get freebies. He's now been sued by
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almost all of the hotels.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Over in China that he scammed out. Uh huh uh huh.
See you can only get away with it for so long.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Didn't do it in hotels and restaurants too, all right,
get ready to cringe. A Spanish sewer worker, Oh no,
who wants to work in a sewer well anyway? He
developed a roundworm infection so bad that doctors could see
the larvae crawling right under his skin. Yes, it's breakfast, Well,
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ain't nobody eating no round worms for breakfast? The sixty
four year old sewer treatment employee from Spain realized that
something was wrong with him after experiencing mild diarrhea and
itching all over his body. He reported to the University
hospital in Madrid, where doctors diagnosed him with a parasitic
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roundworm infection that had become so unusually serious that the
doctors could literally see the worms crawling around under his
skin all over his body the intestine there, oh, dearness,
let's spaget me.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Doctors believe that the man's profession facilitated the infection with
the Rohm worm that usually lives in tropical and subtropical
regions around the world and also nasty ass places like
a sewre, which is where he works. Doctors were able
to save the sewer workers life with strong anti parasitic
drugs that kill the larvae, but their dead bodies are
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still in his body, possibly for the rest of his life,
crawling around like alien. Oh god, gross, Yeah, I don't know. Well,
at least they're dead. Yeah, no, they won't eat his inside.
Oh all right, mash up time coming up and it
is fun with Music Day.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
So today BO is gonna make you guess the music
from a Christmas movie. It is if you want to
win those tickets to see the Brotherhood of Rock Tour
featuring Sticks, Kevin Cronin from a Reo Speedwagon and Down Felder.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
We're gonna do that around seven to fifty right here.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
On the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's
Classic Rock Long Star ninety two five.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Dallas Horse Clacking Rock lone Starred ninety two five. Okay,
what could we possibly christmasize ain't talking about love with?
What do you have up your sleep? This is a
mash up I only played once last year. Here is
I ain't talking about love by Ben Halen mashed with
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jose Felici. Just give it a chance, Just give it
a chance.
Speaker 10 (24:39):
Dise Yeah, you may have all young. I got something
you need.
Speaker 12 (24:52):
To call you before get bowl. You know you say
my good little bin. He's out the streets again. Here
you think you're ready cooking?
Speaker 10 (25:09):
Man, you then find yourself a friend?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Friends man?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Man is a car?
Speaker 10 (25:20):
Something you just not gotta talk to beg Bo, big
big big.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Friend.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
You a bed and Christmas?
Speaker 8 (25:43):
You a man?
Speaker 10 (25:44):
Christmas imbre Christmas?
Speaker 8 (25:53):
Friend? You a man?
Speaker 4 (25:57):
A mans.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Give a man. If I've been to the edge.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
Man, I sort of look to tell.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Nor lost not a frail seal.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
I got no time to listen.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
So if you won't it, gotcha pay do they got
you gotcha bad?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
You got you got to pay.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
You got you gotcha.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Pads out to the car, just like I talked to
kill Bill. You are mad, Bram.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
You mad?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Thank you a man?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
If you are mad? Yeah, I told you give it
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a chance. Dallas four's classic rock lone Star ninety two
five love bites and it leaves a bad scar when
it does you. Yes, and it is okay. We have
tickets to win the before you can buy him tickets
by the way to see Stix Kevin Crohnan Andvario Speedwagon
and Don Felder formerly of the Eagles. It is the
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brotherhood of rock Tour. In fact, if all goes well,
we should have those three guys on tomorrow. Oh yeah,
cool supposed to be Tommy Shaw and Kevin Cronin and
Don Felder, all three of them, all three of them,
super cool interview. I'll let you know when that happens. Yeah, okay,
So we just did our mashup. I Ain't talk about
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Love by Van Halen with Felice Novidad by Jose Felician
Christmas Classic for sure. Well, you know, as you get older,
people will tell you, I don't care what Never trust
to fart, That's very true. Never trust the fart because
you never know if you're gonna draw mud or not
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draw mud. Well, I have a parody of Police Navidad
done to just that. Oh are you serious?
Speaker 9 (28:38):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I do?
Speaker 13 (28:39):
Ready, here you go, Please be a fart, police be afart,
Police be a fart.
Speaker 14 (28:59):
Should be fine if I don't push to art. Police
be afart, Police be afart, Alice.
Speaker 15 (29:10):
Be a fart.
Speaker 14 (29:11):
That shouldn't be fine if I don't push to part.
I need a bath from Gosai the ship. I need
a math BROCUSI the ship. I need a man from
design to ship. About it was about. I need a
math from desire to ship. I need a man from
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desire to ship. Not need a map from THESI to
ship and man about it about. Police be a part,
police be a fart. Police be a fart. That should
be fine if I push the art. Police be a farm,
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police be a farce. Police be afart. That shouldn't be fine,
And by posts.
Speaker 9 (30:25):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Never crushed in your life.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
When you get.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
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Speaker 16 (30:42):
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your host, David. Ordinary blinking Christmas lights are so boring.
That's because they're so predictable. Why not put some excitement
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Speaker 4 (31:00):
Now, look at this. They don't blink in a boring pattern.
Speaker 16 (31:03):
What they do is they flicker on and off sporadically
because each set has a special Christmas short in the wiring.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Watch this now, I'm just gonna plug this in.
Speaker 16 (31:15):
Oh okay, okay, Now see they flickered on for like
two seconds, flickered off for a second, flickered on for
half a second. Now they're flickering so fast I can't
keep tracking them. Plus every time they flicker, you'll hear
that loud, festive, crackling sound.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Listen to that like a fireplace.
Speaker 16 (31:32):
And sometimes when rscs flickering Christmas lights flicker real fast,
every light in your house will flicker too, giving your
whole house that gorgeous holiday glow.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yep, there go. The studio lights don't panic.
Speaker 16 (31:47):
Plus the cord is specially chafed in places, so the
bare wires shows through. That allows festival holiday sparks to
shoot out and put on a Christmas light show you'll
never forget.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Isn't that brilliant? Happy hollo back that ass ll freaky
d Dallas Foror's class cross didak freaky d freaking freaking Dicky.
Oh yeah, bring it up him. Okay, we're gonna give
away these tickets to the Brotherhood of Rock tour with Styx,
Kevin Croneravario, Speedwagon and former Eagle Don Felder. Since it's
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the Christmas season and it is fun with music day,
you're going to have to identify the music from a
Christmas movie. And I cut you some slack today. It's easy.
You always say that and then it's so hard. Well,
you always get it. You write the answer down. Yeah, okay,
Well I promise it won't be that hard. Okay, thank you.
The amazing Cresken you remember him, Oh yeah, I have
(32:40):
a freaky experience with that man. The fame medalist who
appeared on The Tonight Show numerous times. In fact, he
was on eighty eight times. He died at the age
of eighty nine. Oh he did. He rose to famous
one of the twentieth centuries prominent celebrity medalists, using what
he called suggestion and extremely sensitive perception to consistently make early,
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accurate predictions and locate the hidden objects during live performances.
He also famously predicted the results of elections and sporting
events like the Super Bowl. He was freaking now Jimmy
and I did a promotion with him downtown McKinney in
the Square. Yeah, the Texas Rangers mascot captain hid in
one of the stores around here. None of us knew
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where he was, and damned if Cresken didn't walk right
to him and find it. Wow, really, what was your
freaky thing?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
So he was on the morning show with us and
he had me think of a clock and picture the
time from a memorable moment in my life, and he
guessed the exact time, which was one twenty eight pm.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
And that was the moment that my dad died. Oh
my god. I had to run out of the studio.
I was so upset. Who was the medalist that was
in here not long ago and just freaked us out?
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Oh yeah, as the guy from the Bay Area, Yes,
who bent the quarter with his nash.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
That was in my pocket. And he told me, he said,
think of a place you'd like to go, and what
your hotel room number was, and of course, being a
smart ass, I wrote sixty nine. He gave me a
piece of paper that he wrote before he came here
and it said New Orleans sixty Damn. He maintained he
was a medalist and not a magician or a psychic,
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and repeatedly stated that his acting he was science rather
than anything supernatural. He practiced his meddalism skills from a
young age, developing his techniques from childhood attempting to find
pennies that his family hid around the house. Oh man.
He made his television debut on The Steve Allen Show
in nineteen sixty four and was on The Tonight Show
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starring Johnny Carson, where he guested like I just said
eighty eight times. Wow, Well then he rest in peace.
Yes he was eighty nine nine. Okay. Now it's Chris season,
and sometimes you wonder how does Santa do it? How
does he deliver all those presents? Yeah, and one night.
(35:08):
I'm not sure how he does it, but I know
what he has to do to get it done. Oh really,
ladies and gentlemen, listen carefully and you'll find out. It's
time to take a scientific look at Santa. Okay, there
are two billion kids under eighteen in the world, but
since Santa doesn't appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, Buddhist,
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and a few others, that reduces the workload to three
hundred and seventy eight million at an average of let's
say three and a half kids a household. That's ninety
one point eight million homes, assuming there's at least one
good kid in each one. Now, Santa actually has thirty
one hours of Christmas. That's thanks to different time zones
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and the rotation of the earth. Assuming Santa travels east
to west, that works out to eight hundred and twenty
two point six visits per second, which means he has
one one thousandth of a second to park, jump down
the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presence, eat those
stale ass cookies you left form, and get back into
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the sleigh. This means Santa has to move at six
hundred and fifty miles per second, three thousand times the
speed of sound. It can happen. Are you with me? Now?
The payload of the sleigh, well, that's another dimension. Assuming
each kid gets a two pound toy, be it a
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Lego set or a dollar something, the sleigh is carrying
three hundred and twenty one thousand, three hundred tons, and
that's not counting Santa's fat as When you factor in
what a normal reindeer can haul, that means you would
need two hundred and fourteen thousand, two hundred reindeer to
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pull the load, putting the total load at three hundred
fifty three thousand, four hundred thirty tons, or four times
the weight of the Queen Elizabeth ship. Are you still following? Yes?
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Now, three hundred fifty three thousand, four hundred thirty tons
traveling at six hundred and fifty miles per second would
create so much energy that the reindeer would burst into
flames instantaneously, vaporizing all two hundred fourteen thousand, two hundred
reindeer and Santa himself in four point two six second.
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WHOA sorry to ruin Christmas for you there, friend?
Speaker 17 (37:36):
Yeah, to go.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
We want to hear the.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Come on, I ain't got times.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Of this.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Christmas Eve.
Speaker 18 (37:50):
Okay if I run this down for you, you better
get your narrow rumps off the bed for I kick
the lining out of it.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Just now.
Speaker 19 (37:57):
Want to fare?
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Yeah, yo, check it out. Was the night before Christmas
and all food the.
Speaker 20 (38:04):
Hood ain't nobody fronting yet it was all good and
Jordan's were hung by the chimney with calf home, said
MC Santah was fitting to be there, the homies was
crashed out, snugging their beds, visions of extra Christmas dance
in their heads.
Speaker 18 (38:17):
Babies hit a skippers, Oh, looking fine. I just got
up to get a hit a rip of wine. But
all of a sudden I heard a loud noise. I
thought that it was Poky and his old cliff voice.
I opened the window and looked outside.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
What did I see? Made my eyes over wide.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
I couldn't believe what it was I saw.
Speaker 18 (38:34):
I said to myself, Wow, what to my bloodshot eyes?
Did up here a red elderado pulled by eight reindeer.
I heard a noise in my chimney, so I grabbed
my gun. I'm gonna off some sucker if it tried
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to run. Someone was breaking in, so I hid behind
the couch. A guy a pit with a big leather pouch.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
I knew for shore.
Speaker 18 (39:03):
I had nothing to dread good thing for him because
I shot his ass dead. He got to be a pimp,
this I know. He kept calling three bitches, saying ho
ho ho. Reaching in his bag, he pulled a Take nine.
He said, it's your presence. Oh boy, it's fine. I
smelled his pipe. He was smoking the chronic but I
knew he was about to leave like a super son.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I knew it was Saint Nick.
Speaker 18 (39:24):
He wouldn't try to jump in. He said, your boy,
and then the high Bobby. But I heard him yell
as he flew.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Out of here. He said, Okay, no, I ruined the
night before Christmas too. I know I like MC Santa.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
It's what I do.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
Lung Star ninety two five. Love is a battlefield and
we all got scars to prove it. Don't we do?
The war wound? That's exactly what they are, war wounds,
battle fatigue.
Speaker 9 (39:54):
Jeez.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Okay, we now have tickets to see Sticks Kevin Croner
and Thevrio Speed and former Eagle Don Felder, who, if
all goes well, will be on the show tomorrow. It's
the Brotherhood of Rock Tour and it's coming Friday August.
So it being fun with music Day album with christmal Season.
I have the music from a Christmas movie that you
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all have seen. This shouldn't be too hard. Come on,
don't let me done. Okay, are you gonna tell us
like what era?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Like?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
What a decade this movie came out in?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
It came out in the two thousands. Oh all right, yeah,
it's it's fairly recent, not too recent, but fairly recent.
Here is the theme to this movie. You tell me
what movie this is, and I'll give you the tickets. Ready, Yes,
here goes. You're concentrating.
Speaker 15 (40:54):
I know you are.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Yes, you've seen it. I guaranteed, in fact, it was
on recently.
Speaker 9 (41:06):
It was, yes, okay, yes, let me say it.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Just came up there, write it down. No, No, that's
a that's a negatory. If I tell you who the
star was, it'll give it away. Okay, yeah, okay, it's
a pretty thing though, Harry, Christmas whole whole Oh, let
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me got on the phone by them, Joe, tell me
what Christmas movie that is? It is ol girl is
like god, how did I not get that? Will Ferrell,
uh ed Asner and Bob Newhart. It was on not
that long ago, My girl? Who is this?
Speaker 9 (42:10):
This is de Villa?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Okay, girl, hang on because we got some tickets for
you and we'll hook you up if you'll just be
patient because we got to get some info from all right,
hang on, way to.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Go, Yeah, journey that was awesome.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Oh yeah, you know. And since it is fun with
music day and I've already played one mash up. I
got another mashup for you. I've gotta clear this crap out.
It's our Christmas blowout to say it is, and I
gotta blow it all out here.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
Hey, the long start ticket window is gonna get a
workout again today next hour. Bo and I are going
to have your tickets to see Zach Sabbath at Tannehill's
Tavern and Music Hall tomorrow night. We're gonna do that
around eight forty and then this afternoon, around four forty five,
Jeff k will have tickets to see Cheap Trick at
Texas Trustee Theater March sixth. So keep listening all day long.
(43:00):
Did Dallas fort Wors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Dallas Hoars Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five? S
If it's fun with music day and it's the Christmas season,
you get another Christmas mash up there.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
No let wa wa waa.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
Someone had way too much time on their hands.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
La la la la la.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
I'm losing it now, We've already lost it an hour ago.
That's what happens when you stay up late after the
office Christmas parting. Yeah, I was there entirely too long.
Naps today, I learned my damn lesson. Yo. Yeah, there
will be a nap in my immediate future. I don't
know if you know this or not, but celebrity chef
(47:48):
Guy Fieri was in town last weekend for Diners, Drive Ins,
and Dives. He featured two restaurants for his show. He
was in town this past weekend with Sammy Hagar provoding
there tequila Santos Spirits. Oh that's a good tequila. Who
said they were hijacked a million dollars worth of it.
Speaker 8 (48:07):
And then it turned out it was like a logistical
glitch or something.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yeah, paperwork screw up. He was also shooting episodes of
Donner's Drivings and Dies. He was ruverned to be at
soul Man's Barbecue Restaurant and Pleasant Grove and that Slow
Bone in the design district in downtown Dallas. There's a
lot of I mean, these are good places, but no Hutchins.
I know, Railhead, Yeah, pecan launch come on. Yeah, maybe
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they greased his palm gave him a little money. The
restaurants have allegedly signed a non disclosure agreement. Oh but
they can't. They can't say they're on the show. But
everyone knew it because they shut down suddenly and there
were TV crews all around. So I don't know when
it's going to be on, but it's going to be
on a great show. If we're here, we'll let you know.
If we're not on there.
Speaker 7 (48:53):
There's a local writer here in town that when she
would write about Guy Fieri, she had this big problem
with the fact that he had this bleached blonde hair
and then and he wore shades on his head. Yeah,
so she nicknamed him bleachy mcrap around.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
It's like he's a nice guy, Sammy's bestie, Yeah, my
friend with Sammy.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Hey, gods, all right with me? Right, Okay, I got
some more Christmas cheer for you. But I'm just gonna
warn you. This is the unedited version of a song
we usually play every Christmas. It's got a bad word
in it, but it's a word you will probably say
many times today in some form or another. Uh oh, bo,
(49:36):
Are you gonna get us in trouble? Probably? Okay, just
just have an open mind, ladies and gentlemen, I give
you Red Peters. You know they say Christmas is the
time forgiven. At least that's what the Good Book says,
(49:59):
and then every Christmas Eve.
Speaker 21 (50:00):
When my son and daughter and their family's drived out
from the big city for the old fashioned family holidays,
Mine dresses up the house like a Christmas card. You
can hear in the kitchen singing while she's baking cookies
to the children, and she spends hours wrapping the present
she's been buying this last August. She hangs all the
stockings all over the fireplace, and then in the morning up,
(50:23):
I put me down the prettiest darn Christmas tree ever
saw in your life. This year, we really outdid ourselves.
You know, may now getting on in our years, so.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
We decided to give the kids tax free cash gifts
of ten thousand dollars a piece.
Speaker 21 (50:39):
Well, I reckon it was around now when I heard
the dogs packing, and there was Jim and Mayo man
in his old Santa camp coming up the water.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Teasing the doctor as usual and holding the package. Well,
he handed over reserves, Pappy, he looks like to get
them over that package from your daughter. Well, my tour
it opened in took both our hoards. We unwrapped the
fruit cake with a note that read well.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
My mom and dad.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
At the last minute, we got a cheap bear on
the internet and light hold onto.
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Our gift still after the first of the year.
Speaker 17 (51:07):
Love Princess, Well, how I was broken when I felt
a lump in my throat as I thought to myself,
prin you ain't getting ship for Christmas.
Speaker 9 (51:27):
Fire turns to Jerry.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
You can stick that cake up your ash.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
Ship.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
That's right, you take for me?
Speaker 5 (51:40):
Mom?
Speaker 4 (51:41):
You like that?
Speaker 21 (51:48):
You know I hasn't had a drink in twenty years,
and now I've been off the sauce myself for.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
A while now.
Speaker 21 (51:53):
And heck, if there was ever an excuse to start
drinking again, who entire you?
Speaker 9 (51:58):
Could that be? Junior?
Speaker 5 (52:00):
All?
Speaker 16 (52:01):
Uh?
Speaker 21 (52:02):
It was some delivery fellas standing there holding what looked
like a fruitcake tin with a car detached.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
Wow, the company's condo is free this week. You know
how much Pumpkin I love, Hilton Head.
Speaker 6 (52:11):
Please forward I guess.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
To this draft.
Speaker 4 (52:14):
Hey, Ma, save something up for me. Well, mine took
a conniption and things turned real ugly. She started breaking things.
Speaker 6 (52:21):
And hurled the turkey and those two fruitcakes.
Speaker 4 (52:23):
Right through the front window.
Speaker 15 (52:24):
The whole time she was yelling, I'll tell you for
Christian missioner.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Well, looks like our vacation will be longer than we expected.
Come on, it was funny and there you are, Dallas.
Howard's classic rock lone Star ninety two five, By the way,
brings up the question, who want our tickets? Disease? Zach Sabbath, Mark.
Speaker 7 (53:56):
My god, he's so excited. You want Tommy Bennett in
White Settlement. You wouldn't he wouldn't miss a Friday the thirteenth,
Black Sabbath set for the world.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Oh and Zach Sabbath And well, yeah, but he plays
Black Sabage.
Speaker 8 (54:10):
Yeah, we don't want him to think that he's gonna
go see Aussie by Zach.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Yeah, tomorrow night, there, Joe. All right, here's a little
Christmas thing for you.
Speaker 9 (54:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Looking for some instant holiday cheer? Yes, Uber is ready
to provide all the Christmas time vibes with the press
of a button. New seasonal offering will help Uber users
in several major cities to request on demand Christmas carollers,
Christmas tree deliveries, gifts, and more, all with the Uber
(54:42):
Eats app. Dallas is one of these cities where you
can tap the Carollers store and request the experience. Just
so you know, the flat fee for Carollers to come
to your house or business sixty bucks. Yeah, oh, ain't
too bad. They come with food. Yeah, the carollers will
sing holiday songs and bring a boozy treat from Diego.
(55:02):
I'm not sure what that is. You can also add
on a bottle of booze mixers and a non alcoholic
option too if you're a teetotaler. The Carrols will come
to your home, office, or holiday party. Uber even hired
home Alons McCauley caukin for the TV commercial to promote
the holiday, specially the home alone kids. The home alone kids.
(55:25):
So Uber's got a stable of people just in Q
waiting to get the car. Yes, so you got sixty bucks,
they'll pile of the car and come do carrol I'm.
Speaker 8 (55:34):
So excited about the carrollers, but the fact that they'll
go get a Christmas tree for you or pick up.
Speaker 9 (55:40):
Room.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Now, as far as the carrollers do, they have a
app you can get where they won't come to your
house with a blocker to ban them, because if they
come out and sing, you're supposed to give them hot
chocolate or something. And I don't even like carrollers coming.
Speaker 9 (55:55):
To my house.
Speaker 4 (55:56):
Yeah, I'm an old Scrooge. What can I tell you?
Pull the trash back in the kitchen and hand it
to them both just inspired somebody to send you the calor.
Oh that's right, Well, now I know what's in the mail.
Speaker 8 (56:09):
It's a giving season and our buddy Fox Spores Mike
Doosey the Deuce is hoping you'll give.
Speaker 4 (56:14):
To toys for tots.
Speaker 8 (56:15):
Let's make Christmas special for kids in need right here
in North Texas. Fox four and the Marine Corps Reserve
out again today. This time they're going to be in
Fort Worth at the unt Health Science Center on Montgomery Street.
Stop by between four pm and six thirty pm today
with a new unwrapped toy and Merry Christmas from Fox
four's Mike Doosey and the Bow and Them show here
on lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 4 (56:36):
To five, Dallas. What was classic rock? Lone Star ninety
two five. We are closer to the weekend than we
were when we started the week, and we're closer to
vacation week. On my foot, that's just a vacation ramp.
I like that, though. Now, are you scared because tomorrow's
Friday the thirteenth? Or no, I haven't even thought about
Friday the thirteenth. I'm not even gonna celebrate it or
(56:59):
anything because it's all Christmas. It's our Christmas blow up.
That's right.
Speaker 8 (57:02):
We're gonna celebrate Friday the thirteenth with lots of Christmas diddies.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
And of course we'll do our NFL pro picks tomorrow
with foxfors Mike Doosey. Hopefully we'll have the guys from
the Brotherhood of Rock, Tommy Shaw, Kevin Cronan and Don
Felder and whatever else happens. Oh, Tommy Davidson, that's right,
Tommy Davidson's coming in Green Copy at the Arlington Improv
(57:27):
this weekend, and of course he wanted to pay a
visit to Bo Roberts. Well, I'm glad Tommy comes in
town whenever he's here and comes on the show, because
you know, he got some stories to tales. A friend
of the show for sure. All right, let's talk about
some time wasters.
Speaker 8 (57:43):
Okay, this is what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com. El and John has been named Time
Magazine's Icon of the Year. He took to Instagram to
say how honored he was now This morning, Elton was
on Good Morning America promoting his new documentary Elton John
Never Too Late, which starts streaming on Disney Plus tomorrow.
(58:04):
Here's Elton talking about the documentary.
Speaker 19 (58:07):
It's a documentary that shows my meteorite rise to fame
in the first five years, culminating and playing Dodger Stadium
for two nights when I was incredibly successful but had
no basis to my life and it was just all
music and fame. And then it goes forty seven years later, Well,
I played three nights at Dodger Stadium where I had
everything that I possibly wanted. The first time around, I
had a husband, two boys, and I'd never been happier.
(58:30):
So it just shows you that the rise to fame
is so quick and so wonderful, but underneath it I
was a bit of an empty shell of it was
terribly lonely.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
I turned to drugs and.
Speaker 19 (58:38):
It shows the pitfalls of being successful so quickly if
you don't have a basis to your life.
Speaker 4 (58:43):
Did I ever tell you the story how Elton John's
drummer Nigel Olsen hit on me. Yes he did, though
you hearty here he had a single and he was
going round to all the radio stations, and we took
him out to eat in the French corner and he
started putting his hand on my label. I'm not joking, No,
(59:07):
not Elton, but his drummer is the drummer. I said,
hold it, I got to go to the bathroom and
I'm not coming back.
Speaker 8 (59:16):
He wanted to show you his drumstick. I'm sure I
didn't get pissed off or anything. I understand about it.
Speaker 4 (59:23):
I was a hunk back in the day. Not so
much now, but back in the day. I guess back
in the day, we all were. That's a great story there.
Speaker 8 (59:31):
Hey, you may want to check flights and head to
Maryland in May because def Leopard, Motley, Crue, Nickelback, even
Alice Cooper will be headlining the inaugural Boardwalk Rock this
May in Maryland. It's happening in Ocean City, Maryland. This
rock festival will take place May seventeenth and May eighteenth.
We have all the details up on our page. Tickets
(59:53):
will go on sale tomorrow at nine am our time
for pre sale. Ringo Star held a listening party for
his new country album look Up, which will be out
January tenth. He held it in London this week and
among those helping him celebrate Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Ronnie Wood,
Bob Geldoff and many others. Now we have the full
(01:00:14):
story up on our page, plus the song Thankful off
the album look up if you want to check that out.
Lindsey Buckingham posted a video of a Christmas lights display
synced up to his nineteen eighty three song Holiday Roads. Yes,
it was written for nineteen eighty three's National Lampoon's Vacation.
On the post, he says anyone else sinking up their
(01:00:35):
Christmas lights to Holiday Road so check that out and rush.
Guitarist Alex Livesen's sideband Envy of Nune have released a
new single and video titled Under the Stars.
Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
We have that up.
Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
Finally, at a recent heavy metal show, bo the venue
tried to get people to leave the venue so they
could clean up and you know, close shop ye by
assaulting the ears of the fans. They were hoped to
play a song so bad that people would leave. Well,
they played Deuce's favorite Shares Believe, and instead of leaving
(01:01:08):
the venue, the people.
Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Started a dance party.
Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
Check out the video on the Bone and Them show
page at leven Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Well Abra cadabra.
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Watching me pull a rabbit out of my habit, Well
that was fun today. Have fun with music day is
always fun. As much as we were lacking sleep after
the company Christmas party last night, How are you too
holding out? I'm going I'm going good.
Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
I am not firing on all syl and I have
two interviews to do it today. Oh god, so I'm
probably just gonna ask one question then now.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Yeah, ask them tour they can draw it out all.
Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Speaking of interviews, we've got Tommy Shaw, Kevin Cronanavario, Speedwagon,
and of course the great Don Fell. They're going to
give us a call tomorrow and then we'll give away
tickets to that show.
Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
Yeah, and they're win them before you can buy them
tickets because the tickets don't go on sale until.
Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Tomorrow at ten A. You don't want to miss out.
So our after show decompression session is next. We can
talk about the party. Really, nothing major happened.
Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
There was a bit of a low talker that several
people here in the building have said, did you talk
to so and so? And I was like, no, no, no,
it's like I could not hear worse, and.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
She was right on top of me one of those
little teeny weeny voices.
Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
That's exactly how they described it as, like talking.
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
To Charlie Brown's teacher.
Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
Wall I want to hear all about it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
And this is gonna be our last after show of
the year. Yeah, because Annabelle has something she got to
do tomorrow as doctors, a doctor's appointment. So immediately after
we wrap up tomorrow morning, heading to the right. We
already know you crazy, Yeah, let's save you money. Money
certified tomorrow certified. I'll give you a little certificate. Follow
us over to the Facebook page. People, here we go.
(01:03:13):
All right, our last after show decompression session of the year.
But don't worry. When we get back from vacation, we'll
start doing and we'll have a show tomorrow, believe me. Yep,
Shore enough, thanks for tuning in. We'll see on the
after show and the show enough show tomorrow because this
is gonna be a lot of fun. We're gonna be busy,
Tommy Tommy, Sean, Kevin Crownin and Don Velder on real,
(01:03:36):
how are we gonna fit that much entertainment into one
four hour period? Greece. We will try our dead level.
Damn this all right, We'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Bye.
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