The Bo and Them Full Show - Jan 3, 2025 (Ep 1281) The Baby Bird Swallower. Doose Makes Funnies About the Cowboys.

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Now the hand farting version of the song you just heard.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Away.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
This guy's good, un.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Don't dunking, don't.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Do do do do do do do do?

Speaker 6 (01:21):
I wish I could do that.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
It's time.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Number one rule.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
I have to pass on that.

Speaker 8 (01:35):
I just remember that.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
I have to be.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Plenty of classic rock and plenty of cutting up.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
It's the Bow and Them.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Show you you're beautiful.

Speaker 9 (01:45):
I love you, You're thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
What time is it? Show? It's Friday? Time to get
down with it.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's a Friday.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
That's a sassy, very sassay surprise part of the party.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Are you kidding you, kitten?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
It's insane?

Speaker 6 (02:15):
How do you explain your sassiness? That's the party?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Be again?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:25):
This is funny Friday Friday. Okay, So I want you
all your best games come.

Speaker 10 (02:35):
I'm going to play a song for you.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
So yes, I am? I am.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
That's what about my guys?

Speaker 6 (02:40):
I love that song.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I did.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
I wrote the song all by myself.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Shout out, partying it up.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Rock and roll. I don't we're acting like we just
worked a full week. I know, bitching about oh man,
your gladys right, but to.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
What we stayed up late for New year's So it
is kind of like we worked a full week, right,
I curveball? Well, stananing up way past our bedtime.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Most of us, well, we do that occasionally.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
How long did you all make it past midnight this year?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Well? Around two am?

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yeah, okay, I was up for till about three. I
don't even think I saw one o'clock.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh man, Well, at least you are here for the
brand new year, fairly?

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Oh yes, Today is.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Friday, January the third. In case you're like keeping track
or something like that. So what are we celebrating today?
You may be asking yourself. Yeah, bo, what are we
celebrating today? Today is Festival of Sleep Day, or as
we call it, Monday through Friday after the show day.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Yeah, we're gonna slam dunk this special day.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's the Festival of Sleep Day, and that makes us
feel festive after absolutely Wait.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
A minute, it's humiliation Day.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Why is that? I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
You'll most likely hear us do that to ourselves sometime
before the show at that.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Time, between six am and tennis.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, exactly, and a little after that.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
You just won't hear it.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
National Right to Congress Day, sure, because your representatives in
Congress read every single.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Letter you write there.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Sure, and that's usually about how far your request will go.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Now, I did send an email to John Cornyan, our
senator when my passport was delayed, and he got right
on it. His office did did very impressed.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Wow, just f y.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's that's amazing that they actually helped you.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yes, they did.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
What was it a special holiday?

Speaker 5 (05:00):
No, it's my passport was about to expire and I
had renewed it and I wasn't getting it and I
was getting ready to go out of the country. This
was like twenty twenty one. And they responded right away
and they got it, and I got my passport just
in time.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I guess we won't make fun of Congress anymore.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Oh come on, yes will?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
It is memento maury. What it's a day when you
focus on your mortality and how much time you have
left before you become warm food.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Why does it sound like an evil villain in the.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Event, Yeah, like you're casting a spell. Sounds like a
bond villain.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Hey, thanks for bringing that up and reminding us dying
just three days into.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
The new year.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yes, By the way, memento moury is the Latin phrase
for remembered Death.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think we'll turn the page on that one real quick.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
It is Jay R. Tolkien Day.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, the guy who gave us all those Lord of
the Rings movies and books, born on this date in
eighteen ninety two. In case you were wondering, what the
three r's in his name, Actually there's only two. Yeah, okay,
it stands. His full name is John Ronald Rule Tolkien.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Okay, I know.

Speaker 11 (06:13):
It's a guy who inspired an awful lot of led
Zeppelin lyrics. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, it's Women Rock Days. Yeah, souse,
you god buy him an expensive dinner. First National Drinking
Straw Day, because who wants to tilt a glass to
drink something when you can suck it out of a

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small tube. Oh and quit giving plastic straws a bad rap.
Paper straws collapse after the second or third son fall apart.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
In your mouth.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, and it's National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
I'm not a big fan.

Speaker 11 (06:49):
I'm not either. All the way around the table, We're like,
I do.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Like chocolate covered strawberries, however, Well, they're also known as
cherry cordials since it cordial is a convection in which
fruit filling is inside of chocolate shell, and that gooey
stuff inside used to be made out of expensive.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Liquor back in the day. That's why they were so
popular back in the day.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Because you could get drunk on right, and.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's national fruitcake tossed deck That sounds so dirty, y'all.
Don't throw aways those fruitcake somebody gave you for Christmas. Besides,
it'll be good next Christmas, in the one after that and.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
The one after that unless it's from Collin Street Bakery and.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Good ones only fruitcake. Anyone should ever.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Eat any other fruitcake.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Just use it as a door stop, exactly. Okay, I
look at sparts of all. His heart's coming up, you know.

Speaker 10 (07:43):
Then.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Of course we got the freaking fool file and a
busy show today, so let's do the work.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Extretch cheap trick tickets at seven point fifty, don't forget
a Friday Buster o'clock.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, it's ready, God help us, all ye, all right,
let's do it because it's showtime, y'all. Dallas Forer's classic
rock lone Star ninety two to five. Hold on loosely,
don't squeeze the harm sorry.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Thank god, it's Friday.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Hey, rascules at six point thirty and that means the
time versus parts.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
I'm all sor.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
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Speaker 1 (08:21):
The Notre Dame Fighting Irish defeated the Georgia Bulldogs yesterday,
nearly twenty four hours after the game was pushed back.
While the FBI investigated that deadly New Year's Day attack
on Bourbon Street, hours after a man drove through the
French Quarter mowing down New Year's revelers, killing fourteen people.
Enhanced security measures were in place throughout the city.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
That was a good idea, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Following an emergency declaration, the ATF said it had extra
teams on the ground that included bomb sniffing dogs at
the Superdome and resources that will remain in place through
the Super Bowl and Marti Grobb.

Speaker 10 (08:57):
Now.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
While some fans left the city early, many chill to
put their faith in pledges from local, state, and federal
agencies who assured them that the super Dome and the
city were safe. Among them was the Frisco family of
Reedy High School graduate Caleb Smith, who's now a wide
receiver for Notre Dame. They were on Bourbon Street Wednesday morning,

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headed back to their hotel about an hour before the attack.
And since he played at Reedy, he may have been
on the football team at Reedy with my grandson.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Com Yeah, just thinking about that.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Hey. In a nail biting finish, number five seed Texas
beat number four seed Arizona State thirty nine to thirty
one in double overtime during the College football Playoff quarterfinals.
It made bo very sad, but it made me very,
very very happy.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
The long words now advanced to face Ohio State and
the Cotton Bowl Classic after the number eight seed Buckeyes
dominated the number one seed the Oregon Ducks forty one
to twenty one in the quarterfinals. Texas hasn't played in
the Cotton Bowl since two thousand and three, and Texas
and Ohio State have faced each other since two thousand
and nine. Now, to no one's surprise, tickets for the

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eighty ninth annual Cotton Bowl Classic at AT and T
Stadium in Arlington is sold out within a day.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Now, if you're hoping to see the underdog Longhorns take
on Ohio State, there are other ways to get tickets,
but it's gonna cost jump. Prices start at four hundred
and twenty two dollars, with premium field level seats exceeding
four thousand dollars a pop. On stub Hub, some tickets
in the upper level sections you know where you need

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oxygen are listed to the high three hundreds and low
four hundreds. The good Year Cotton Bowl is scheduled for
a week from today, Friday, January tenth. Kickoff is at
six thirty pm, and for the first time this season,
Texas is the underdog. Sports analysts believe Ohio State has
been playing at a higher level while Texas narrowly beat

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Arizona State. Most predictions do favor Ohio State to beat
the Longhorns and advance to the national championship. But I'm
praying to Saint Sebastian. Of course, after the New Orleans tragedy,
there will be a lot of extra security at Jerry Watch.
Don't you have a friend that used to work for ESPN. Yeah,

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my ex boyfriend, Oscar. I'm reaching out to him and asking.
I was like, you owe me big time. You broke
my You.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
May have to rub something to get those I'm just
not that gotta do what you gotta do to get
what you want.

Speaker 11 (11:28):
I always put a little extra spice on our Friday show,
Don't Wait Now. Yesterday we talked about the Cowboys and
now that they're kind of done playing football for the season,
it seems like when we mentioned Cowboys, we're mentioning chit changes.
We talked about Ezekiel yesterday. Looks like he's checking out.
Could Dallas Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy also be heading

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for the exit door. We don't know, but Sunday's game
against Washingkink Commanders could be the last for Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Is the Cowboys head coach.

Speaker 11 (11:55):
That concludes his five year contract that McCarthy signed when
he took the job from Jerry Jones in twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Right's runout, That's right.

Speaker 11 (12:04):
And the game against the Commanders can be held at
and T Stadium, a place where McCarthy led the Packers
to a world title back in twenty eleven. You might remember,
McCarthy has a forty nine and thirty four record as
the Cowboys head coach, three consecutive twelve and five seasons overall.
This is McCarthy's eighteenth years and NFL head coach. He
is thirteenth all time in wins. Really, Sunday would be

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the one hundred and seventy five win of his career.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
If the Cowboys win. Yes, that's a big if.

Speaker 11 (12:33):
That's a really big ifs it's like three stories high.
There's also a lot of rumors floating around about who
might take his place. We're going to ask Fox for
is Mike Doocey when we do that just ahead at
about seven ten this morning during our NFL OH listen.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
There's some rumors.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
I gotta go crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Speaking of the Cowboys, Five Dallas Cowboys players I've been
selected to represent the NFC in this year's Pro Bowl Games.
Cowboys are one of six teams in the NFL to
have at least five players selected for the Pro Bowl.
But Dallas is the only one of those teams that
will not be in the playoffs.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Isn't that weird?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Cde Lamb is not expected to play in the games
due to a shoulder injury, but he was selected. Michael
Parsons was named to the Pro Bowl for the fourth
time in four seasons. He is the twenty first defensive
player to be named to the Pro Bowl in each
of his first four seasons. Now, Brandon Aubrey is the
first kicker in Cowboys history to make back to back
Pro Bowls. Other Cowboy players selected to include guard Tyler

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Smith and return specialist Cavante Turbin. This year's Pro Bowl
games will be held in Orlando on Sunday, February second.
The competitions include a flag football game on a fifty
yard field in goofy stunts that the players will be doing.
It's a lot more fun than just playing a regular
game like they used to, especially because nobody takes the

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game seriously and nobody wants to get hurt in a
game that doesn't mean anything, so they always half ascid.
But this is more fun. This is more like a vacation.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
I think so too. A team of Texas high school
students being sued for allegedly forcing players to do up
to three hundred and sixty eight push ups in under
an hour during a grueling training session that put their
lives at risk. Former Rockwall Heath High School coach John
Harrell and a dozen assistant coaches stand accused of having

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junior varsity football players do nearly four hundred push ups
with no rest and no water breaks in a fifty
minute training session that landed some of them in the
hospital for several days. You remember this story? Oh yeah, now.
According to a lawsuit filed by one of the player's
parents on January sixth, twenty twenty three, dozens of junior
varsity players hoping to make the varsity team were punished

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for every mistake made during the fifty minute training session.
With sixteen push ups, there were twenty three mistakes counted,
so they had to do a total of three hundred
and sixty eight push ups. Following that grueling workout, twenty
six players were diagnosed with or had symptoms of ten
actually deadly medical condition that causes muscle tissue to break

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down and enter the bloodstream. A lawsuit alleges that some
of the mistakes made by the students during the training
session include wrong attire, what, negative interactions with coaches and peers,
bad attitude, and not hustling.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know, some of these coaches are just like bastards.
They want to make sure their team suffers so they'll
get tough.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Rockball Heath High School officials have reportedly warned coach Harold
not to use physical punishment during his classes. But he
allegedly ignored him, and you know that is gonna come
up in court.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Of course, he's a high school coach. He could do
anything you want.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
Light Now, somebody slip those guys a gummy or something.

Speaker 11 (15:48):
Good news for your Dallas Stars, bok and I'll have
a little Stars fans.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Absolutely. Of course you had.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
To hear.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
I take at day one.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Yeah, they did, and Rupe was looking real good last night.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
He scored two goals for the second time in the
last eight games. RuPay, way to go, brother, many high
fives your way. This gives him a team high eighteen
goals as the Star speed Ottawa four to two last
night at the double ac Jamie Van mcnewshan and also scored.
Jason Robertson White Johnson two assists each for the Stars.
They have points in five consecutive games for the first

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time this season. Jake our hero eleven saves last night.
Thank you, Jake, Ben and Hints scored a minute eight apart,
putting midway through the second period and Dallas ahead Ottawa
four to three and zero. There were two games left
in a franchise long nine road games on both sides
of the NHL Christmas break. The Stars have another home

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game tomorrow, and then they got to pack their suitcase
as the new expansion team Utah comes to town tomorrow.
The puck's gonna drop at seven, and then they are
on the road all next week.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Your Dallas Mavericks will host the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight at
the American Airline Center. In their last five games, four
of them lost. Is the MAVs have scored one hundred
or fewer points four times. They actually won one of those,
ninety eight to eighty nine at Phoenix at the start
of the road trip that went south and northwest and
east and ended at one in three in Houston on

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New Year's Day. That way, correcting problems the team has
been having is important before the team with the best
record in the NBA, the Cavaliers, come to town for
a showdown tonight. The MAVs won their game in Phoenix,
but lost the last three, and they played all four
games without superstar point guard Luca Dongek. I swear he's
the heart and soul of that team. I know he

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has a left calf strain. The game will tip off
the night at seven thirty, and if you can't make
it out to the game in person. You can watch
it on KFAA Channel eighth, sister station channel twenty nine.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
In case youo interested.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Well, MAVs, Yes, the alright, get ready the freaking full file,
Stun the ball and.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Them show forward.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Don't look back, Dallas?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
What was Classic rock lone Star ninety two to five?
Coming up? Our NFL pro picks this last regular season game?
Talks Fox for is Mike Doosey here in just a while,
But now it's time for the freaking fool File.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Now you know, I've.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Always said it's funny when it happens to someone else.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Oh, very true.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I hope this doesn't happen to any of you, but
this made me laugh. A woman in Georgia says something
needs to be done after officers left her stranded on
the side of the road for six hours because no
one could figure out which jurisdiction was responsible for writing
the report.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
After she had a wreck.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
No wow U LaToya Rojas had been involved in an accident,
but none of the officers who responded could stop arguing
which one of them was gonna have to do the
paperwork on the wreck Rojas Dashtam captured every second of
her frightening ordeal. It shows for traveling on the I
two eighty five westbound lanes near Washington Road when an

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eighteen wheeler cut her off in the fast lane. Her
car hit the truck and landed in the ditch while
the truck kept going. She wasn't hurt. But then it
got weird. Apparently this ditch was right on the jurisdiction line.
When officers from each one arrived at the same time
to investigate, each squad argue with the other one on
who's going to have to do all the trouble to

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write up the report?

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Couldn't they just flip a coin?

Speaker 6 (19:29):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
As a result, Miss Rojas was stranded on the road
from nine thirty pm until almost four am the next day,
when the state police finally figured it out and gave
her a ride home. They also paid for a record
to tow her car. Did you just see him? Hey,
not my jurisdiction. Oh yes, it is. Her bumper is

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on the side of your jersey.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
It's just crazy. It's funny though, because it happened to someone.
All right. Here's the story out of India, the sudden
death of a thirty five year old man in India
only became more shocking when his autopsy revealed a live
baby bird what swallowed as part of an occult fertility

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ritual was lodged in his throat. Oh wy, a live
baby bird. Yes. An An Yadav collapsed at home after
feeling dizzy and feigning shortly after taking a bath. He
was rushed to a nearby hospital, where doctors were initially
puzzled about the cause of death. Well, during the autopsies,
doctors discovered a live baby chick. How it was still alive,

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I'll never know. It was approximately eight inches log and
it was lodged in Yadav's throat. The chick had obstructed
his airwave and food passage, causing asphyxiation. Villagers claimed that
Yadav had been consulting an occultist due to struggles with infertility,
and they suspect that swallowing the baby chick was part

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of this fertility ritual intended to help him become a father.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh yeah, see, a scientist will tell you that swallow
a baby before.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
I think it was a different chick.

Speaker 10 (21:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Instead, it helped him become a corpse and not a father.
May rest in peace.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Yeah, killed the guy. Holy, even though that's stupid.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Somebody said, I'll tell you what you want to have kids,
swallow this live baby bird. I say, I don't think
I'm ready to be a daddy. Yeah, I think I'm
just gonna go watch football instead.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
That's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Well, people, penmanship is very important. How many times have
we tried to.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
Tell everybody this on the bow and them show penmanship
very important? Even for you younguns who still don't know how
to write your own name in cursive.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
They're going cursive? What's that?

Speaker 11 (21:45):
You still need to know how to jot down something
that can be read by others, So check this out.
A man walks into a bank in Loveland, Colorado, recently
handed the teller a note demanding money. At least that's
what the teller assumed, since it was written with such
crappy handwriting, the teller could hardly even read what the
guy wrote.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
You don't know how to print us like a Jim
Terry movie. Y cuttings too, just bad chicken scratch.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
The robber grew frustrated after standing there for several minutes
while the teller was struggling to figure out what what
does it say you, and he left the bank empty handed.
He just stomped out, pissed off. The guy hasn't been
found by police yet. There's clear security footage of his
face from the incident and he looked really upset. And
that's right. The guy didn't even think that there was

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video security cameras in every bank to catch his dumb
ass doing dumb ass stuff like he did.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
I wish him luck trying to even cross the street.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, absolutely, Okay, this is one of those.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
A thirty two year old Indian man admitted to cutting
off four fingers on his left hand to avoid having
to continue working as a computer operator at a relative's company.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Oh how about just.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Saying I quit?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, well, for some people it can be harder than
crippling themselves for life. Case in point, this guy from
the northern part of India who staged an accident that
left him missing four fingers on his left hand to
avoid having to tell his boss that he wanted to
quit his job because he was related to the ball.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
It's a little extreme. Yeah, yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I'm not sure what thought this way through, but his
name was Mayr Terapara. He showed up at a police
station in his native city of sarat to report that
four fingers were missing from his left hand. He claimed
to have been riding his motorcycle to a friend's house
when he suddenly felt dizzy, passed out on the side
of the road. When he woke up ten minutes later,

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four fingers on his left hand had been shopped off.
Police initially believed that the man's fingers had been stolen
for black magic ritual, which happens to be there on occasion,
but virtually nothing in this story checked out. Plus, no
one had seen him passed out by the side of
the road because it was a very busy road. Pressed

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by police, the band admitted to cutting his fingers off himself.
When authorities found out the reason why, they couldn't wrap
their heads around it and asked the same question I did.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
What did he say? Why did he just yeah? Quit yeah?
Or fake a stomach ailments?

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Are just quit showing up?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Keep your fingers, dude, You could at least kept one
middle finger to give it to him on your way out.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Cut off all the other ones, but leave the middle ones.
Say now, I swit hey grabbed the tananal or the
advil because coming up next hour. If you want to
win tickets to see Cheap Trick Thursday, March six at
Texas Trustee Theater, you're gonna have to tell us the
three songs in the Friday Morning Fuster Cluck that's coming
up around seven fifty here on the boat when them

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show on Dallas, Fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five, Dallas.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
What wor was?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Classic Rock A lone Star ninety two five and is
seven ten, which means there's time to talk a little
football with the best in the game.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Fox Sports, Mike Doucy, what's up?

Speaker 10 (25:17):
Happy New Year everybody. Hope your holidays have been good.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, I've got a few things I wanted instead of
what I deserved, So I guess so noose. Now the
Cowboy Game is on Fox for at noon on Sunday.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
Right, don't hold that against us.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
But let me.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I got to address these rumors because they're from Facebook,
so you know they're coca. But yeah, here's the rumor.
Here's the rumor that Mike McCarthy is going to be
gone and Jimmy Johnson is coming back to take his place.
I would like to see that happen, would you know,
I had not I had not heard that.

Speaker 10 (26:00):
Don't even know how to respond to that.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
I don't either. Would Jimmy want the job?

Speaker 10 (26:06):
And let me guess Barry Switcher is going to be
his offensive.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Good?

Speaker 10 (26:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Maybe they'll bring Dave Campbell back for all lady? Maybe?

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Oh man.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Okay, Now here's the other rumor that's on Facebook, and
you know nobody ever lies on Facebook. Not only will
Jimmy Johnson be back as head coach, but Aaron Rodgers
is going to play quarterback.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Whatever I mean, because he did so well with the
Jets this.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
Oh yeah, he did.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
I can see why they.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Want it back.

Speaker 10 (26:37):
Given the fact that I'm running out of other things
to say about the Cowboys, I need something like this
to happen.

Speaker 8 (26:45):
Well.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Another rumor I saw is that the Chicago Bears may
be courting Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 10 (26:52):
Yeah, and I think I think Mike McCarthy's agent's been
doing a good job lately. Get that type of word out,
you know what I'm saying. Suddenly two or three of
the net work insiders quote unquote, we're talking about, Hey,
you know, Mike McCarthy may have interest from other teams,
And I'm not saying that isn't possibly true. I mean,
the guy's been a good coach for a long time,
but I think I think his agent's doing it, doing

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a good job for him.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, I guess so, especially when rumors come out like that. Okay,
let me ask you this, who do you think is
going to play in the College football National Championship?

Speaker 10 (27:24):
I tell you what, these games were fun, weren't they.
That Arizona State game was an all timer. Notre Dame
beating up on Georgia like that really surprised me. So
I've I've been wrong with a shock on a lot
of my picks here on the on these college games.
I would take Notre Dame to beat Penn State on
that side of the bracket. I think the way the
Irish are playing right now, boy Ohio State Texas, I

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think the fact that the game is in Arlington may
be the tie breaker. I mean, there'll be a lot
of Ohio State fans there too, but it's more of
a home game for Texas. So I guess I'd give
the Longhorns just the the slightest of edges. But Texas
Notre Dame in a national title game.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Okay, guess who I'm going to lead for all right,
let's do some NFL pro picks.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Okay, this is the last of the regular season here.
Nine season went by fast, all right, So we got
four for Fox four and the Cowboys game. What do
you think they're deuce?

Speaker 10 (28:23):
Man, It's tough because players are sitting out, you know,
teams are sitting out so many players. With playoff position
already determined and everything. I'm going to take Pittsburgh as
a home underdog on Saturday to beat Cincinnati. I know
how much the Bengals have to play for, but I
don't know. Give me the Stewards at home there. Green
Bay a big favorite against Chicago.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I'll take the Packers.

Speaker 10 (28:47):
I will take the Eagles at home against the Giants.
Minnesota Detroit is the game of the week for the
top seed in the NFC, and I'm going to take
the road team, the Vikings to win that game. Oh, Detroit,
the Lions defense is really banged up. I think Minnesota
is gonna roll up a bunch of points in that
game and take the top seed in the NFC. Cowboys

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and Washington. I saw a Dallas team last week. It
just looked like it was done. I mean they were
holding on for a while, playing pretty hard, playing okay,
in spite of the fact that they didn't have a
lot to play for. I don't know, it's hard for
me to imagine them rolling a whole lot out on Sunday.
So I'm gonna take Washington big in this one. Thirty
one seventeen Commandos, And that's.

Speaker 12 (29:32):
Being kind, yeah, all right, and a ball all right,
So I am going to go against Mike when it
comes to Minnesota and Detroit.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
I am picking Detroit to win at home. I think
it's gonna be a close game, but I'm picking the Lions.
Then I'm gonna pick a sorry about this bow, Tampa
Bay to beat New Orleans. New Orleans really been struggling
this year. And then Atlanta over Carolina. It's a must
win for it, Atlanta Baltimore, the Ravens over Cleveland. And

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I flipped a coin, and I'm thinking that after their
embarrassment in Philadelphia last week, that the Cowboys are going
to show up for the final game of the season,
the final game at home, and beat to the Washington,
as Deuce called him, the Commandos. All right, what do
you say?

Speaker 11 (30:24):
I don't know why I'm not ready to give up
on the Saints yet, but I'm just not.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Man, they're playing better than the Cowboys.

Speaker 11 (30:30):
I guess I'll take the Saints in a long shot
against Tampa Bay, Indianapolis, Colt Server, Jacksonville. Please Houston, I
can't help it. I think they kick ass. And I
like Tennessee too, but I'll take Houston over Tennessee. Carolina,
please beat up on the Atlanta Falcons for me. I
hate that team, and I think Washington's gonna take Dallas.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
I think it's gonna be a shoeing.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Okay, all right, well here's what I think.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
If anybody gives a rets ass, and I know you don't,
I'm gonna take a Saturday game. I'm taking Baltimore at home.
Look seventeen and a half point spread, yep, over Cleveland.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Give me.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Let's see Denver over Kansas City because Kansas City is
going to be resting a lot of players. Green Bay
over Chicago. Ten and a half points on the dog
there for Chicago.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Tampa Bay.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
To beat New Orleans, and I hate to pick against
my Saints, but dummitt, that's what I'm gonna do. Okay,
let's see I got those and I'm I'm taking the Cowboys.
I think one last time. The Cowboys are gonna make
things happen.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I hope they don't disappoint us.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Bo Well, hope in one hand and crapping the other
and see which one fills up for first.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Yeah, all right, Duce, always great talk to you. Listen.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
We'll still do playoff picks if you're up for that.

Speaker 10 (31:51):
Absolutely sounds good guys. And just a reminder, we're on
the air every night with Free for All, the only
local expanded sports show on in these parts, ten thirty
week nights and just to keep it confusing, ten TM
straight up on Sunday nights. What the Latest and the
Cowboys and everything else.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Yeah, the best in the game, Fox Worts.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Mike Music of a good week. Guys, you've got it Man.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Dallas Fors Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
That's on nine.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes, it is okay, you know, as every weekend there's
a lot going on. So another installment of Hey NNA,
What's Happening is coming up. But now it's time to
smart in us migeon and educate you in Iota. It's
time for the first time in the new year, it's
time for did you know. All right, here's some facts

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that you probably didn't know, but you soon will. For example,
if someone says you're eating like a whale, yeah, don't worry,
they're totally exaggerating. A blue whale can eat over two
million calories in a day. He probably more over the holidays.
Until kale became trendy in the last decade, the biggest

(33:07):
buyer of kale in the US was pizza Hut.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Why what not to feed people?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
They didn't put it on pizza, They used it as
a decoration on their salad, salad bar.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Oh yeah, kale. Yeah. Bill Nye the science guy.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah, doesn't have any degrees in any of the traditional
science fields.

Speaker 9 (33:31):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
He graduated from Corneill University in nineteen seventy seven with
a degree in mechanical engineering.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
So he's still smart. Yeah, he's still smart. He's not
a science guy.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, he's not science even though he calls himself Bill
Nye the science Guy. Rhymes did you know that brief
muscle spasm you ever almost asleep and alls on your body,
just pushes all the buttons at once. He goes, well,
oh yeah, yeah, well that is mean you're on the
cuss of what is called hypnic jerks or sleep starts.

(34:04):
They reportedly occur in sixty to seventy percent of people.
I get them all the time too. However, they are
a mystery to scientists. They can't explain why that happens.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Why the brain does that. That's crazy?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Well, our brain do something really crazy.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Hypnic jerks.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Did you know buzz Lightyear his original name was gonna
be Lunar Larry.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Luner Larry like Scubaste.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Yeah, like a teaching Shong character. I think buzz Lightyear
was a better joke me too.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Did you know the main character in the Wizard of
Oz was going to be a boy, but l Frank
Baum's niece, Dorothy died as he was working on the book,
and he changed the character to a girl. Yeah, dide
you know it is illegal to own just one guinea
pig in Switzerland. Why, it's considered animal abuse because they're

(34:59):
social and they get lonely. They have to have another
guinea post. You have to have two two guinea.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Pig a minimum two guinea pigs.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Now, whether they're gonna pump each other, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
I'm just saying make sure you get two boys.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
For the sake of the guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Did you know you are more creative in the shower
When you take a warm shower, we experience an increased
dopamine flow that makes us more creative. Wow, doesn't work
with me, but anyway? Did you know a chef hat
has one hundred plats? Those are those gerantle things in
the top. It's meant to represent the one hundred ways

(35:38):
to cook an egg.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Oh, and none of them like a bowlike.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
No, not one in the trash is now I like
maya in the trash style eggs? Did you know ketchup
was once sold as a medicine? No way, The condiment
was prescribed and sold to people suffering with indigestion. This
is back in eighteen thirty four, case you were counting.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
And finally, did you know?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Mangoes are so popular in the sixties and seventies in
communist China that when a guy compared them to sweet potatoes,
he was put on trial for malicious slander and executed
because he compared mangoes to sweet potato.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Oh dare you? Wow? Isn't that a little extreme? But hey,
it's China. What are you gonna do? You don't know?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I don't know, Dallas. What was Classic Arga Lone Star
ninety two to five coming.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Up a Friday fuster clock.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
But it's for some cheap trick tickets.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
But you know, let's talk about what's going on this
weekend because living here is such a treat because there's
always a lot going on.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
So let's find out with another episode of He.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Well.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
You know, the weekend after New Year's is pretty quiet,
but not for North Texas sports fans. Yeah, Tonight your
Dallas Maverick's face off at the Cleveland Cavaliers at the
American Airline Center. Tip Off is at seven thirty pm.
And then tomorrow night at the American Airline Center it's
your Dallas Stars versus the Utah Hockey Club. And yes

(37:22):
that is their name.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
What a clever name to come up with.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Yeah, you couldn't Matchcott. Nope, I guess not.

Speaker 11 (37:31):
I hope they took a long weekend off after busting
their ass over the creativity in that mad.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Pup drops for that game at seven Tomorrow night. And
then on Sunday, your Dallas Cowboys, Oh yeah, their playoff bound. Nope,
they're not. They host the Washington Commanders at Jerry World Yes,
this season comes to a merciful end, is right. We
can always cheer. There's always next year.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
You go.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Kickoff for Sunday's game is at New I love how
Deuce calls them The Commandos. Live music to check out
this weekend at Billy Bob's Inport Work Tonight and Tomorrow night.
It's the Josh Abbott Band at Arlington Music Hall Tonight,
Texas Legends played the music of Zz Top and Stevie
Ray Vaughn Legacy, hauland Plano. Tomorrow night, Shameless of Garth

(38:19):
Brooks tribute, and at the Granada Theater in Dallas, it's
the David Bowie Tribute, Thin White Dukes at Sundown at
Granada right next door, it's the Neil Young Tribute, pe
Ghost Moon and punk rock Fans at the House of
Blues in Dallas Sunday night. American punk band MxPx Comedy
this weekend, and I know you're going to this show tonight.
Marlon Wayans is at the Arlington Improv Tonight through Sunday long.

(38:45):
You're gonna have a good time. It is funny. It
might be there as well as Pooh from the Billy
the Kids Show. Oh really yeah, We hooked them up
with tickets and they're back. You've seen the commercials, and
you've no doubt seen the billboards all over the Metroplex.
Shen Yan, the world's premiere classical Chinese dance company, is

(39:06):
at the Eisman Center in Richardson this weekend. They have
shows tonight through Sunday. Can't make it this weekend, Well,
at the end of the month, Shenyan will head to
the Music Hall at fair Park, which shows January twenty
fourth through the twenty sixth. And speaking of the Music
Hall at fair Park, theater lovers, check out Peter Pan,
the hit Broadway musical. They have shows today through Sunday.

(39:29):
I saw December twenty sixth, and it was.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
So much fun to wash basin in a whorehouse.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
No, that's a different different Pam. Yeah, this one's the
Flying Guy.

Speaker 11 (39:42):
I got it.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Kinker Bell Star Wars fans, The Dallas Symphony Orchestra performs
the music of Star Wars tonight through Sunday at the
Morton Myerson Symphony Center. And that is just some of
what is going on this weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Than welcome lone Star ninety two five. Alright, who wants
to win some cheap trick tickets.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
I do like it.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
And you know, free is as cheap as cheap trick tickets.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Get it's free. It's for me, that is.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
That's the good news.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
The bad news is is one of Ao's Friday fuster clucks.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
That's right, Oh, nod and fuster cluck all of you.
Right the hell?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Well, it's three cheap trick songs played at the same time.
You somehow figure out what they are and you'll win
the cheap trick tickets. And I gotta say, I have
not listened to this yet.

Speaker 11 (40:38):
You are going to get it. You're not gonna get it.
You're not gonna get the three. Maybe the two, but
not the three.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Never get it? Okay, okay, buckle up cup.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
The number two and four or eight one seven, seven,
eighty seven, one nine two five? Name these three cheap
trick songs played at the same damn time. Here we go,

(41:12):
Oh Jared God, I have them written in front of me,
and I still can't make them out.

Speaker 11 (41:17):
I can hear three songs in there, but that doesn't
mean that wasn't a complete garbage heap.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Yeah, but you put it together so you know what
they are. He's true, He's cruel. Okay, play it again?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah please, I'm at to play it more than once,
I'm afraid, and I'm probably more than twice. So here
it is again. The three Cheap Trick songs played it
the same damn time you picked middle parts of songs there.

(41:54):
When you did that, damn one of them, one of them.

Speaker 11 (41:56):
I had no choice but to pick a part that
was a little further in because there were no vocals.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
And I bet I know which one it is. Yeah, yeah, come.

Speaker 11 (42:04):
On now, somebody out there make me proud. I'm gonna
do it one more time.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Okay, just give you all the heads up because this
is a head scratcher. Oh okay, all right, I hear
one of them, Yes, son of a bitch right there?

(42:30):
Yes it is two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
This is a really brutal one. I have you know
it is cheap Trick is a bit I know. I'm
telling you.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
I learned that today on them show. Can you name
those three songs? I doubt it, but give it a shot.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
The flame I want no flame.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Is not on that.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Did you hear something slow in there?

Speaker 6 (42:54):
I hated that song?

Speaker 5 (42:56):
God, we had to play their biggest tip.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Oh, I know because people like those pussy songs them
show get that dumb button on them, boning them, Show
tell me what are the three cheap trick songs?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Do Do?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Do?

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Do do? That's the police?

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Yeah, oh god, this is going to be a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Yeah, we're gonna be here all day.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Bone them, Show tell me one of the three cheap
trick songs.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Surrender yes one please, wait, wait, start again, start.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Again, surrenders yeah, dream please? And I want you to
want me.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
You deserve Cheap Trick tickets. How the hell did you
figure that one out?

Speaker 10 (43:50):
A big fan, big fan, you must be.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Well you got free tickets to the Cheap Trick Show
that's not until March. But hold on and we'll hook
you up. Who is this?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
This is Kevin Harmon?

Speaker 6 (44:02):
What haven't I'm impressed?

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Awesome.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
We'll call him special case as you get Joe, Well,
surrender dream police.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
And I want you to want me.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I want you to want me. Okay, hang on, Kevin,
We'll hook you up. Okay, thank you, all right, wait
it go. Damn, there's no way if I was listening
and didn't have him written in front of he must
be a big jeep trick fan.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
It sounded like a nightmare after accidentally ingesting window cleaner.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Is that one guy called in and said it was
a bad rehearsal.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
Yes, yes it was.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
And the East West Shrine Bowl, He's coming to North
Texas and you can bet that Don Sanders will be
there because both of his sons Bo are going to
be playing January thirtieth at at and T Stadium and
you could be there as well. Coming up next hour,
we have your tickets to the East West Shrine Bull
It's the best of the best in college football, and
we're gonna give away those tickets around eight forty when

(44:58):
Bo and I open up the lone start ticket went out.
That's right here on lone Start ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Dallas Horas Classic are on a lone star ninety two
to five. I told you the story when I worked
in Minnesota. Yeah, this guy would call he wanted to
hear jukebox Hero, but he would say, would you play
juke box Harrow?

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Carrol Harrow?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
That's not even a Minnesota accent, Harrow? You played juke
box Harrol? Okay, coming right up, let me go to
the Harrow file.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Okay, coming up, You know.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I hate it when the football season is winding down,
and one sure sign of that is the East West
Shrine Bowl. Oh yeah, we have a pair of tickets
to go to the one hundredth annual East West East
West to toy Boat Shrine Bowl.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
It's too late in the week for me.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
There's going to be an AT and T Stadium also
known as Jerry World that'll be on January thirtieth, and
we will give those away in the lone Start ticket window.
We've been doing that since nineteen twenty five.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Yeah, the Sugar Bowl was nineteen thirty five, so this
is even older than the Sugar Bowl that was played yesterday.

Speaker 11 (46:09):
I thought, you mean we've been doing the lone Star
ticket window since nineteen twenty five.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
I believe it or not.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
I haven't been alive since nineteen twenty.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Oh okay, that's old enough even for me. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
So I get this email from Josh G in Garland.
I don't maybe G stands for Garland in his name,
I don't know, but he says he's having trouble finding
a job in this new year. And what I please
play the parody song to I've Been Everywhere.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Oh I heard that I've been everywhere.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Man.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Well, it's a parody. It's called I've applied everywhere. For
those of you having trouble finding a job, this song
is for you.

Speaker 13 (47:01):
I was toting my briefcase to another interview, just trying
to make an honest living like I used to.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
I waited for the HR.

Speaker 13 (47:11):
Guide to come along, and he asked if I'd been
looking very long.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
So I settled into my plastic folding.

Speaker 13 (47:20):
Chair and I said, listen, you have no idea what
it's like out there.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
I've applied everywhere.

Speaker 14 (47:27):
Man ain't no jobs anywhere, man, I've hit up every
job fair man, if market Beener real fair man.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
I want to.

Speaker 14 (47:34):
Stay off welfare, man, I've applied everywhere.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
I'm an ex on Chevron, Amazon, bring me intail.

Speaker 13 (47:42):
No hotel or mail, Honeywell, so I'm a going to Bisco, Texico,
Opsico City Groups, Cambel, Suit, Protorola, Coca Coats, Homozacs Eco backs.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
On the back, turner waxed me to lay penny. May
I hope look at my resume. I've applied everywhere.

Speaker 14 (47:54):
Man ain't no jobs anywhere, man, I've hit up every
job fair man. Is margat Fenner real fair man. I
want to stay off welfare man.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
I've applied everywhere. I've been to Walmart, Mart.

Speaker 14 (48:08):
Office, Martin, Defensive Park, Walgreas, TVDS, l B S Daries,
Queens Cat, Barry Spenders, Jerry's.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Thanking the Boss, taking the box.

Speaker 7 (48:14):
Reddy Mac, Cadillac Radio, Gag, I'm my next.

Speaker 13 (48:16):
Put Texas's at House, buble House, Mac, drugstar Bucks.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Man, this sucks. I'm applied everywhere. Man.

Speaker 14 (48:22):
Ain't no job anywhere, man, I've hit up every job,
fair man.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
This market's been a real fair man.

Speaker 14 (48:29):
I want to stay off welfare man.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I'm applied everywhere.

Speaker 15 (48:35):
I've been to g M three M, I V M
M and M, G E B E G C EM Z, NBC, ABC,
c B S P S e B A G S
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Speaker 7 (48:46):
NFL and A O L guess I'm s O l
viacom Ballcom broad Com, you the signs food Year, John Deere,
no Fair, la Vera, six, Scote, Descote, Cross, Bronco, gold Gate,
all State, egg Beaters, oder Heator selling these.

Speaker 14 (48:57):
Tickds versus these tech A g guy who crown you.

Speaker 13 (49:00):
Just to.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
I want to say, well there man, of course I
can work nice weekends.

Speaker 13 (49:19):
Sure, seventy hours a week's not normal. No ect you
pay for overtime, not a problem. You do have paid sickly?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Oh we pay you okay, no deadl insurance. Well, as
long as you got a couple of teeth, that's all
you really need. You do have paid vacation, as long
as we take it to work and keep on working
there enough. Well, this sounds like a real nice place
to work. Now you want me to send the next
person in, Well do thanks for your time. Next, right,

(49:51):
I wonder what foodstamps taste like.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Was he applying for a job at iheartrady?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
That's right. Just grab somebody who looks hardy. Yeah, I
love the one.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
You with whoever comes up.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Stephen Stills eighty years old, happy birthday old and still
yes touring. But there there's a rumor. And I did
meet him one time and he was a little bit
of a prick. But some people have said that he
just is rude to his fans. And that's one persons

(50:25):
that you shouldn't be rude to is the people that
spend their money on your stuff, and they never forget No,
they don't.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Know me, Tequila man. Maybe that's got something to do
with it.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Could be. I mean, well, feral hogs are doing a
lot of damage to an Irving neighborhood in the same
place the Dallas Cowboys used to train.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Ranch.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
People in Valley Ranch have reported the animals tearing up
their yards and plants in the last few weeks. The
hogs have been known to be in the area for years,
but have recently started to cause all this damage. Some
homes in the area of MacArthur Boulevard and Cowboys Parkway
have had to repair their entire lawns, while the park
at nearby Barbara Bush Middle School was left completely torn up.

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Residents say construction in the area is taking away some
of the natural habitat for the hogs, and that could
be pushing them into residential areas. It's the same way
where I live in Frisco. Coyotes run across the street
because they're building all those houses. At this point, there
have not been any reports of the hogs harming anyone,
but some people are concerned that it might happen. Well,

(51:39):
let me just say this, sausages are really tasty if
you cook them.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
With that's remember Ted McKay used to always go hunting
for the funeral hogs. Yes, yeah, some recipes. Speaking of sausages,
this story broke my heart yesterday. Wayne Osman of the
Osmond Brothers a singer, guitarist and founding member of the
million dollars selling family act the Osman's, who were known

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for such nineteen seventies teen hits as One Bad Apple
Yo Yo and Down by the Lazy River. Well, he died.
He was seventy three. Died on New Year's Day. His
brother Merl Osman posted on his Facebook page that Wayne
died this week at a Salt Lake City hospital after
suffering a massive stroke. I saw Donnie Osman's post, of course.
Wayne Osman was the fourth oldest of nine children raised

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in a Mormon household in Ogden, Utah, and the second
oldest among the musical performers. The siblings career began in
the nineteen fifties when Wayne Allen Marilyn Jay sang as
a barbershop quartet. Their popularity grew in the nineteen sixties
after being supported by singer Andy Williams, and then they
peaked as a quintet in the early nineteen seventies, with

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younger brother my love Donnie Osman being the breakout star.
The Osman's popularity faded by the mid nineteen seventies, although
Donnie and Marie Osman both enjoyed successful careers as solo
performers and as a brother sister duo. Rest in peace,
Wayne Osman. I was so sad to see that news,
and especially because Alan has ms and I thought he

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would be the first to go, and then to find
out that Wayne had this massive stroke and died. It
was just so heart for you because I know what
a big fan you are.

Speaker 11 (53:22):
Yeah yeah, A lot of us do, and a lot
of us thought of Anatahara when we heard that there
was an Osmond family member passing.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 11 (53:29):
This tragedy in New Orleans broke my heart more than once.
An initial death toll of around ten has now elevated
to fourteen dead after what happened in New Year's Revelers
Bourbon Street, New Orleans, fourteen down, dozens of others injured.
The FBI is now confident that the attack was indeed
a terrorist act. Oh yeah, yeah, I started hearing stuff

(53:52):
about IED's being used in this yesterday just crazy stuff.
They've identified the drivers, a self proclaimed I's support and
no we're not going to say his name.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
That's what this jerk wants us to do. He wants
to be promoted.

Speaker 11 (54:05):
The driver was killed by cops after he got out
of the truck and opened fire on cops.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (54:11):
Authority said three officers return fire. Two were shot and
were in stable condition, which is good news to hear.
The authorities also found two potential explosive divisives. They were
hidden inside coolers. Let that be a note to us
who want to be safe moving forward. All right, agent's
looking for accomplices may have placed them around the French Quarter,
imagine that. But now they say these people were just

(54:33):
bystanders and that this guy acted alone and a.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Homegrown terrorist because he was born in Texas. Yeah, raised here.
He's not an immigrant. He's a homegrown terrorist. That's right.

Speaker 10 (54:44):
You know.

Speaker 11 (54:44):
What it reminds me of is the terrorist guy who
went nuts in Allen at the outlet mall. That guy, Yeah, well, yeah,
he was he was from was he from Beaumont? This
guy and then he lived in Houston.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
Oh jeez.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Well, after the passing of former President Jimmy Carter, flags
are expected to be at half staff. They'll be at
half staff when Donald Trump is sworn into his second.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Term on an Ril on the Capitol and at the
White House.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
The US Department of Veterans Affairs states that the flag
should fly at half staff for thirty days following the
death of a president or former president or other political
figures like a vice president or Supreme Court justice.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
The time period of mourning is just ten days.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Under this understanding, the flag would remain at half staff
at least until January twenty eight. Now, this is not
the first time a presidential death has put flags at
half staff on inauguration Day. Harry Truman's death in December
of nineteen seventy two left flags at half staff when
President Richard Nixon was sworn in for his second term.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
In January of nineteen seventy three. Wow At.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
The rules for flying flag at half staff were created
in nineteen fifty four under a proclamation from President Dwight Eisenhower.
The fact that the flags will be lowered to half
staff on inauguration Day has Democrats rolling with least.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
I think it's like Jimmy Carter's last partying side. Oh man,
I'll show you.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Irene Bolton. You may not know who she is.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
She is a beloved figure in Mesquite. He has left
a legacy that Fugh can match. With twenty eight years
of dedicated service at Walmart, she became a fixture, and
one customer put her as the Queen of the store.
Aw memories, laughs, and stories from between the aisles were
shared last night at a candlelight vigil outside Irene's old

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store along US eighty. Bolton sadly passed away a few
days before Christmas. Her presence at the store was more
than just a job. It was a bond with the
customers and her co workers. She had been working at
a Walmart store in the area, all the stores for
forty years ago. Miss Irene, as she was known, was

(57:05):
ninety years old. Ninety years old and still working for
the Queen of Walmart. That's right now. Did you know
there's a meteor shower peaking tonight.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Really, It's called the Quadroned Meteor Shower. It will be
the year's first chance to see all these fireballs in
the sky. A winning crescent moon means good visibilities under
clear and dark conditions, But you gotta get out of
the city for the light will miss it, all right.
They don't really have usually long tails these meteors, but
the heads may appear as bright fireballs. The peak may

(57:38):
reveal as many as one hundred and twenty meteors per hour.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
So drink fireball and watch the fireball. But isn't that
what they always say?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
And you stare at the night sky and maybe see
two or three at the Moultane.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Yeah, there is.

Speaker 9 (57:53):
There.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
He is the coop.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Alice Cooper. By the way, he is been sober for
forty two years. Yeah, that was the last time he
ever had a drink or a smoke or a tab
of whatever.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
That is a badge of honor.

Speaker 11 (58:11):
Good for you too, well, he is. He set a
good example for a lot of people. You know what
the final thing was that made him quit forever? What
he started barfing blood?

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Yeah, that'll do it.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
That'll do it.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Same thing happened to Stevie ray Vaughan. That's why he
quit doing blow Yep. Yeah, here you go. Being sober
for forty two years, Alice Cooper has teamed with Whistle
Pig Whiskey.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
Wait wait wait, what what like a non alcoholic every.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
A non alcoholic cocktail for dry January.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Yeah, well, I screwed that up already. Some of you will.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
We'll be doing no drinking during dry January. Don't worry,
we'll take up the slot for it. The limited edition
Sex Drugs Rock and Dry Old Fashion, there's too many
words for a label, is crafted with one hundred right,
non whiskey, barrel, aged maple syrup, and an aphrodisiac called

(59:06):
demiana one shot.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
You'll hump anything with a pulse, but you won't have
that annoying bu.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Cooper said, I've been shocking audiences for years with snakes, guillotines,
and enough fake blood to fill the Grand Canyon. But
now these maniacs that whistle pig have gone and shocked
me with a non alcoholic cocktail. Sex Drugs Rock and
Dry Old Fashion is a lethal injection of flavors, proving.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
You don't need to be drunk to be punk to
be pumped.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Whistle pee.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Oh that's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Okay, all right, most of you saying, bet it tastes good,
but I ain't gonna bring it if it ain't got
no alcohol.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Yeah, well, but you know how coop is.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
I tried peanut butter whiskey at Christmas for gifts exchange.
If you want to steal a gift from somebody else,
you have to do a shock before you can steal
the gift.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Was it screwball? Screwball the peanut butter flavor?

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Wish I loved it? Bo I stole more gifts just
so I could have a shot you was toe up
from the flow up. Oh, it was a good Christmas
with the family.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Imagine.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Hey, Jeff K's going to open up the Lone Star
ticket window again this afternoon. He has tickets for you
to see Sticks when they come to Doseki's Pavilion August First.
He'll give away those tickets after he wraps up an
hour of NonStop classic rock right here on Dallas fort
Worths Classic Rock Loan Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Jeth Lebert brings on the heartbreak and bring on the
heartburn whenever you hear in the show.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
Thank got It's Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Yeah, and we only worked two days. I know, we
acted like we just slaved and worked a whole week.
It's the holidays. They took their toll. Well, they kind
of make you get a little off kilter alone.

Speaker 11 (01:00:49):
Yes, they yes, And it's exhausting to get back into
the saddle and let the dust settle.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
And exhaust wake up again.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Oh yeah, there's a lot you gotta like get back
into the roof on.

Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
I know you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
You don't just come in here and start talking. No,
we work our butts off it. It doesn't sound like it,
but there's a lot of prep that goes into this
mess here. I'm just letting you know, just letting you know,
messes are complicated. Leave it to the experts people. Yeah,
because we're a big mess anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Like we were up very very early working on our
time wasters that are up on the bow and them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
So if you get to work and you don't want
to start work, immediately go to our web page lone
Start ninety two five dot com and check this out.
So the Scorpions bo are celebrating their sixtieth anniversary this year.
They have a residency at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas

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starting February twenty seven, and then a huge concert in
their hometown of Hanover, Germany on July fifth of this year.
But yesterday we found out that the Scorpions drummer Mickey d,
who replaced James Kotak, who died last year on January ninth,
has had some major health issues. D, who was only

(01:02:01):
sixty one years old, took to social media yesterday to
talk about his December health scare. He was hospitalized for
sepsis and he almost died.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Old damn.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
But according to Mickey D, he says he is going
to be ready for that Las Vegas residency. So fingers
crossed prayers for Mickey D. Yeah, his name really, Mickey
D named after McDonald's. I don't think he was named
after it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Okay, m I kk e ye musc.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
I you were with me on that one. Although jeff
Lynn is bringing his version of ELO to an end
this summer with five shows in his native England, he
says he is not retiring. He tells Mojo Magazine this
is not a farewell to music. I am excited to
return to the studio full time because this is what

(01:02:50):
I love. Jeff Lynn's last album was Long Wave, and
he did that in twenty twelve. And other Elo related news,
mister Bluescott has passed a billion streams on Spotify, and
jeff Lynn took to social media to thank all of
his fans for that. We also have Mister Blue Sky
the video up on our page, the official video up

(01:03:10):
on our page. So the Beatles newly released song Now
and Then received Grammy nominations, but only recognized Paul McCartney
and Ringo Starr. Turns out John Lennon and George Harrison
Bow do not meet eligibility criteria due to the fact
that they're dead The Beatles. Yeah, but this is not

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the first time the Grammys have ruled this way, with
them stating that people who have been dead for over
five years cannot meet the Grammy test for new recordings.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Kiss.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
At least Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr could win, and
they could actually thank John and George. The Grammys will
air on February second. And here's Paul McCartney last year
talking about how Now and Then the song that's up
for Grammys came about. Thanks to AI.

Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
He was able to excucate John's voice from a ropey
a little bit of cassette where it had John's voice
and a piano. He could separate them with AI. They
tell the machine that's a voice, this is a guitar.
Lose the guitar. So when we came to make the
last Beatles record. It was a demo that John had

(01:04:24):
that we worked on. We were able to take John's
voice and get it pure through this AI, so then
we could mix the record as you would normally do.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Yeah, and that's a great thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
So think about that when artificial intelligence takes over the
Hillman race.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
In this case, AI did good, but I'm still scared
of it. And when he was talking about who did
all that stuff with AI, that was Peter Jackson, the
guy behind Lord of the Rings movie. Finally, everyone needs
a cow like this guy in Brazil. That cow obviously
knew that his owner had had too much to drink,
so this cow actually pushes the guy home. The guy

(01:05:05):
is staggering through the streets of this little town in Brazil,
and the cow is like, yeah, let's go home.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Come on the video.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
It's up on the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Well, as they say, that's a wrap, Yeah, sir, why
are we so happy when we've only worked two days
this year.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Because they were very long days? Well, they just seen.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
Long when you get here, the ignorant hours that we get.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Well, what's kind of sad is that normally we have
more people here in the building and nobody. They're not
coming back to work until Monday, January.

Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
Sixth, the crickets. But the show must go on.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
That's right. And we didn't want to give up any
of our vacation days for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Hell no.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Plus we also left after December thirteenth than they didn't.

Speaker 11 (01:06:01):
Yeah, that's right. They worked a little further into the
holiday than we did. So we're just giving them a
hard time. Well, that's what we're here for. That's what
we're here for, is to give people a hard time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
M h Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Up next is our after show decompression session before we
get out of here. And what we'll talk about, well,
you'll just have to wait and see because frankly, we
don't really know what this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Well, I think we should talk about the new improved
iHeartRadio app. This happened over the holiday season. They launched
our new improved iHeartRadio App. Now I wake up every
morning and I put on lone Star ninety two to
five on my app on the iHeartRadio app, so I
can listen to it and carry.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
It around with you wherever the hell you go. All right,
So let me get this straight. You listen to this
station when you're not working to make sure that everything
is running smooth.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
Okay, all right, I get that part.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
But you know, when you're getting ready, you don't really
listen because you're like brushing your hair, blow drying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Yeah, but here comes a question if you worked at McDonald's,
would you eat there everything? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
Hell no, Okay, I'm like ramping up, you know, to
get to work, and I just want to make sure
that everything. Sometimes I'll find out that we're playing something
that's not supposed to be playing, Like they'll be talking
about a CCU game from October and we're playing it
in November. Ah, well, it's all part of the fun and.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
Games, don't you know?

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Right spot the mistake?

Speaker 11 (01:07:26):
And you know, streaming is the way that we do
our after show decompression session on the Facebook page. Streaming
is how an awful lot of Rascules listen to the
Bow and Them show despite being either close by or
maybe six cities or states away. Yeah, the Wall Hall
Drivers or whatever it is, that's the app that you

(01:07:46):
can take with you so that yeah, we're going to
talk about some of the new stuff on the app
here on the on the after show.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Well, let's hit it and get it all right right,
it's Friday. That's satsay, very sad.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Part of the party.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Your kidding?

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
It's insane.

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
How do you explain your assassiness?

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Let the party again?

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
All right, this is fucky Friday. I don't know about
the funky part, but it's ride Day. So I want
you all your best game years. Am I going to
play a song for you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
So yes, I am?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I am. That's what about my guys?

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
I love that song I did. I wrote the song
all by myself.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Shout out, partying it up, rock and roll.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
All right, y'all have a great weekend. We'll see on
the after show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
I