The Bo and Them Full Show - Jan 14, 2025 (Ep 1287) Doose: Farewell, Mike McCarthy. Toys: Yoko, Fagen, Simpsons, and Bambalance Joe.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Please welcome former heavyweight champ grill master himself. Is this
George Foreman?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is George George. Are you doing living a good life?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I'm telling you all right. How's your son George? And
your son George and your son George.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
George's fine. I just having a lot of trouble out
of George, but then George is gonna take care of
him until George come home.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I always wanted to stand in the middle of George
Foreman's house and holler out George and see how many
people come running.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Uh, that's the way you do it. You just call
out the names and they come and you saw things
out one name, bring them all.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Don't you have five girls?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I have five daughters. Also, there's George Otta, there's Freeta George.
And then my wife steps in and say, look, I'll
remember the name is George. Forget it? You gave them
all about three different names.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Was that your dog barking? Is his name George too?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
There's George the dog, George to horse. Everything is George around.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Here, as it should be. I will have you know, miss,
I actually own a George Foreman grill.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
And not to mention over one hundred million of the
George Foreman.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Grill the best selling electric appliance in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It is, and you know why because it works.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, it does. The big deal was George Foreman and
Ali in Zaire and everybody was hollering Ali Bombaye. But
Mohammad Ali or Larry Holmes never appeared on Sanford and Son.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know, that's a fact. That was a fact. I
had so much fun with that Red Fox in those days.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Anybody that was ever on Sandford and Son, which was
my all time favorite show, is all right in my.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Book, has a lot of fun and funny show. And
then it was my hand at trying to act and
that was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
George, do you still live in Houston.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm right in the Houston area having fun right here,
little town called Huffman, which is the suburbs of Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You need to come up to Dallas sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm in Dallas all the time. In the world that
you can come to live in Texas and not have
to get the Dallas to eat and have fun.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh yeah, where's your favorite place to eat here?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Everywhere?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Who hit you the hardest in your boxing career?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
A run lyle back in the seventy the guy hit
me so hard it didn't even hurt. I just looked
by my knees wiggling and wobbly, and I hit the canvas.
I thought, why is he doing this to me? I've
never been hit so hard in my life. I got
him and he knocked me down again, and but you
know what, I kept getting up. After a while, he
got tired of beating me and fainted and I wanted

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to bite me.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I love George, but that's the weirdes with life.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You just got to get up until the opposition is tiing.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh man, you're a class act. George Foreman. Thank you, George.
Good to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah. Now, I wanted to start toy Box Tuesday with
that because George Foreman turned seventy six over the weekend
and he's still looking good. Beast Ye. Well, when you
shave your head, your head don't get great. That's true.
I hadn't thought of people. Don't know how old you'll.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
But he looks good and he still got it. You know,
he's still sharp as attack, very funny man.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
And he's still making a buttload of money off them.
George Foreman, grill. I have one in my kitchen as
we speak.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
You know, upgraded mine recently to a mini George Foreman
grille and it kicks ass too.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, it's good with little chunks of spampam. Hell no, no,
all right, it is a toy box Tuesday. I've got
several requests I'm gonna get to, and of course we'll
give away those ac DC tickets at seven fifty. Yes,
I do have a devious way to give them away.

(03:46):
Of course you do. And it involves someone's birthday. Oh okay,
that's all I'm gonna say. I wanted everything I say
just rhyme. I didn't mean for that.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Yesterday was National rhyme Day. Yes, today is something else altogether.
Today is take a missionary to lunch day.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't think I know any missionary.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
It sounds so dirty when you say it, Yeah, it does, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
He's not talking to position a missionary. Oh god, it
does sound dirty though. Where you get your lunch after? Why,
I'd take one to lunch, But they're all in far
away places. I've never heard of helping people in some
way or another. And now I'm gonna hear flapping the guns,
telling stupid stories and stupid joke. Amen. But when y'all

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get back from making a difference in the world. The
burghers are on me absolutely. It is also oh my god,
and I was gonna love this. It is National dress
up your Pet Day.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Oh I do that every day, but I will especially
do it today.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Stop it, stop it. Your pet has no idea. You're
making them look ridiculous while trying to make them look cute.
If your pet did know what you were doing, they'd
probably piss on you while you were sleeping.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
I saw that You're wife, Deborah put a lovely outfit
on Covey during the winter school.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Yeah, nobo, I and I got to take annaside here too.
My dogs each have one black Harry Potter hoodie.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh see, all right, if y'all get peed on by
your picks before you come into work, don't say I
didn't warn you. We do anyway. It is Ccerean Section Day,
Oh wow, commemorates the first successful Cesrean delivery or sea
section in the US, which was made by doctor Jesse
Bennett on January fourteenth, seventeen ninety four. The seed. Yes,

(05:35):
just so you'll know, every one of my kids were
born by sea section. Oh really, that's why they would
leave the house through the window. Think about it. It's
not done on the side anymore anyway it.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Used to be.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It is National Poetry at Work Day. Okay, here I
go again.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
Up.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'll feel like a jerk if I don't rhyme at work.
And most of my co workers love it. But if
they want a bitch, they can sleep in a ditch
and grab the grenade and shove it. Oh, thank you
very much. National Shop for Travel Day. Oh yeah, I'd
buy me a moo moon in case somebody wants in
it too. Hawaii, so i'dn be like Jack Lord Hawaii five. Oh,

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and solve some mysteries if you're two young dudes to
ask about that. Just forget it that those for jin
Hawaiian y. Oh yes they did printing ink Day. With
all the goofy and dumbass stories we'd print every day,
we couldn't get along without it, especially when Ada sits
on the photo copier and takes pictures of her button
passes them out to everybody. That happens every day that

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ain't every Friday that ain't. Can run out quick. But wait,
there's war. It's Ratification Day. January fourteen, seventeen eighty four
that the Treaty of Paris, the document that officially ended
the American Revolutionary War and made the US a sovereign nation.
Now that don't mean you can call yourself a sovereign
citizen and claim law don't apply to you. It doesn't

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work that way, and you'll end up in a cell. Yeah,
you still need a driver's license. And I'm not making
this up. It's feast of the ass day. What the donkey?
Maybe for dessert if you buy me an expensive Yes.
It talks about the donkeys that were in the Bible. Yes, yes,
all right, I can't name one of them, but they

(07:23):
were the Yes. So you're a buttman. No, I'm an
ass man. I love it all from him to toe
alright Lorning.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Street, Yeah, did ready for sport to all sorts?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Could just climb up. He'll knock you into tomorrow rock. Yes,
that's me as all the characters in that rock plung
Starney two vivee. Hey, will you look at the time?
It is six and as time first parts of all Sorry.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Roughgy by the Will Heightlaw Firm injury lawyers, good Will
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Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well we all figured this day was coming sooner. Or later.
We just weren't sure exactly win. Well wonder no more.
Jerry has pulled the plug. The Dallas Cowboys have parted
ways with head coach Mike McCarthy after filling to reach
an agreement on a new contract with a head coach.
This came on the day before McCarthy's contract was set

(08:29):
to expire, which is today. Now, the NFL Network reports
that Cowboys and Mike McCarthy could not agree on the
length of a new deal, which was what the hold
up was apparently. Plus, despite the coaches regular season success,
we all know, the Cowboys have won only one game
in the postseason and they haven't won a Super Bowl

(08:50):
since nineteen ninety six. Why that's twenty nine years ago.
That still hurts when you say it. Yes, Well, since
that season, the Cowboys have had seven different front head
coaching Yeah, seven, damn son. But during his tenure, McCarthy's
Cowboys have scored more points on offense and taking the
ball away more times on defense than every single team

(09:12):
except the Buffalo Bills. Now, don't worry about McCarthy finding
a new coaching job. So far, the Bears and the
Saints are among the teams interested in hiring him, so
he'll find a job sooner or later.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yeah, Now the search for a new head coach begins
bo And here are some current and former coaches names
that have come up. Detroit Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson
is expected to be one of the hottest names on
the coaching market this offseason. Johnson led the Lions offense
to be the highest scoring team in the league, putting
up an average of thirty three point two points per game.

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Eagles offensive coordinator Kellen Moore remember him.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, The former.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Quarterback began to work on the Cowboys coaching staff under
Jason Garrett and was kept on as offensive coordinator after
the Cowboys hired Mike Carthy.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
And of course he kind of knows how to work
around Jerry because he's been working That's true.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
John Gruden, former Las Vegas Raiders and Tampa Bay Buccaneers
head coach. He has lots of head coaching experience with
a lifetime one seventeen to one twelve record, Plus Gruden
won a Super Bowl in Tampa Bay back in two
thousand and two.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
And that's something Jerry really likes.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
I really that was one of the reasons that Jerry
hired Mike McCarthy in the first place because he'd won
a Super Bowl. Washington offensive coordinator Cliff Klingsbury has head
coaching experience at both the college and the NFL level.
Kingsbury led Arizona Cardinals and also the Texas Tech Red
Raiders guns up. Several other names have come up, but
the problem is that a lot of them respect Jerry,

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but they don't.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Want to work under him. I don't because they all
know how he is way or the highway.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Also, Deon Sanders's name has been mentioned. Prime Time might
be the only one that can get what he wants
out of Jerry Jones. Fact, Jerry and Dion are already
talking shall see, shall see.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
So let me ask you both, how long you think
they're gonna leave us hanging before we get an answer
on this?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh well, we got all off season. We may not
know until the summer. Really, Oh that kissed me.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Jerry's gonna like to stretch it out for pr reasons
a time.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I've got to make sure I make the right decision
this time. Yeah, take good luck with that there, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
All right, Shifting gears with staying in the NFL umbrella.
The number four seed at LA Rams easily got past
the Minnesota Vikings, who were number five. It was a
twenty seven to nine final score in the relocated NFC
wildcard matchup in Arizona last night. The first half ended
completely one sided.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
LA had him twenty four to three.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
In the first half of the game, Stafford lit up
the Vikings early, throwing two touchdowns on fourteen to twenty completions.
The Viking Sam Darnell continued to struggle, throwing a pick
and losing a fumble that was returned.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
For a touchdown.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Yeah, very little changed in the second half. Minnesota's fourteen
winsy and came to an abrupt end with looming questions
about its future, while Stafford and company will head to
the second set at Philadelphia Eagles for a Divisional round
game coming up this Sunday local time two pm.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
You know, there's a lot of happy Stafford fans in
Highland Park this morning.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, I was kind of rooting for the Vikings, but
you know, I'm glad for Randy's sake, who in California
that his Rams won. Here's a deranged fool. A Denton
man has been charged with stalking WNBA star Caitlin Clark
after allegedly sending numerous threats and explicit sexual message He's

(12:37):
pretty scary. Police say he traveled to Indianapolis from North
Texas and sent an overwhelming amount of explicit online messages
directed to her, including claims he was driving around in
circles around her house. That's really scary. Fifty five year
old Michael Lewis from Denton was arrested in Indianapolis on Sunday.
An arrest warrant Affidavid shows that Lewis sent Clark several

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sexual and threatening messages on x between December sixteenth and
January eleventh. He says, I've been driving around your house
three times a day, but don't call the law yet.
The public actually he spelled it PUBLC. Public is allowed
to drive by. Read one of more tame messages that
he said. When asked about why he had made so

(13:24):
many posts to and about Clark, Lewis said he had
an imaginary relationship with her, so he knew it was imaginary. Yeah,
John Hinckley J Yeah. Marion County prosecutors say Louis was
staying at a hotel in the area and was confronted
by police last Wednesday concerning the messages. Caitlin Clark said

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she had altered her public appearances in patterns of movement
because she feared for her safety after learning Lewis was
in Indianapolis and begging for the boy. He just ain't
right ahead, good thing, He's long absolutely the kid alone.

Speaker 10 (14:00):
Well.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
The Dallas Mavericks are back on the court tonight to
play the Denver Nuggets again after losing to them last Sunday.
Tip Off is at eight thirty tonight from the American
Airline Center in the first of a back to back
as the MAVs try to make up for that loss
to the Nuggets on Sunday. Now after tonight, Dallas will
pack up and head for the Big Easy to take
on the New Orleans Pelicans tomorrow night. Kyrie Irving is

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on the cusp of returning to game action, and the
Mavericks are ready for one of their leaders to come back.
Luca is still hurt, so he most likely will be
out tonight and tomorrow. Kyrie returned to practice yesterday and
had no limitations after missing the last five games with
the backsprain. The Mavericks went two and three in those
games and are three to six overall this season when

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Kyrie Irving has been sidelined, but he's still listed as questionable,
which is an upgrade from being listed as completely out
the day before Sunday's loss to the Denver Nuggets.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
So good luck, MAVs. Get well, Get well boys. Yeah,
we love you boys.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Staying in the NBA, LA Clip Lakers and the Cliff
Coopers both went back to work last night. In LA's
first two NBA games since the wildfires killed at least
two dozen people and destroyed everything in its southern California path.
The Lakers hosted the San Antonio Spurs in their downtown arena.
The Clippers hosted the Miami Heat and their brand new
Into It Dome in Inglewood, about ten miles south of

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downtown LA. Lakers coach JJ Reddick and his family lost
everything they owned in the Pacific Palisades fires. Grateful to
get back on the court with his players for their
first game in six days.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Get his mind off of that for a minute, you know, distraction.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah, believing that sports can provide a small uplift to
an exhausted city. I backed that belief. The NBA postponed
two home games for the Lakers. In one home game
for the Clippers last week. While the fire's still raged on,
we are thinking about y'all out there.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh man, Your Dallas Stars are in Toronto tonight to
play the Maple Leafe for the second and final time
this season. Entering tonight's game, the Stars are twenty seven
fourteen and one while the Maple Leafs are twenties fifteen
and two, so they're kind of evenly matched, at least
on paper. Now. When the puck dropped at six o'clock,
that all goes out the window as both teams butt

(16:10):
heads tonight as the Stars try to make up for
that loss to Ottawa on Sunday. Dallas will be back
in their home ice on Thursday night for a game
against the Montreal Cornadians, the team they beat on the
road last Saturday. Right after that, Dallas heads to Colorado
this Saturday to play the Avalanche before they return to
the Murican Airline Center to begin a three game homestand

(16:33):
this Sunday. And now you know, all right, I'll watch out.
It's a freaking full file coming up on the Bowl
and them shall ord to help us? All yeah? Really,
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five
Break down. You'll probably hear us have one before the
show is over, or two yeah, or two maybe three?

(16:56):
Who knows. By the way, tomorrow is asking stuff day.
Leave your question at two one, four, eight, six, six
eighty six hundred. We'll answer it on the air and
we'll play Choose your News for ACDC tickets. No theme
this time ended? Well, I know it's on my calendar. Okay,
now it's time for the freaking fool file. Oh lord.
A Shanghai chinaman was shocked to find the apartment he

(17:19):
had rented out two years ago had been turned into
a chicken coop and damage beyond repair by all the
chicken poop.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Can you imagine putting all of your savings into buying
and renovating an apartment so you can make some money,
and then running it out for a small profit, only
to find out that the tenant has been using it
to raise chickens for almost two years. That's crazy. No,
I gotta say this like we say it in Cours Canada,

(17:48):
nash chickenshit. Thanks dude to somebody. Now this may sound
like a joke, but it's the true story of a
Chinese man who was recently alerted by his neighbors that
there were strange noises and a foul, nasty ass smell
emanating from the apartment he had rented out to a
tenant two years ago. Now he was satisfied to receive

(18:09):
the monthly rent on time. So the man hadn't checked
the apartment until last month when he was shocked to
find it full of chickens roaming around, flying around the place,
taking a dump on all the furniture and floors. Should
have asked for a petent deposits. In fact, he said
he almost slipped down on duke and he stepped into
the apartment and chicken doodle kind of greasy. Oh, it's nasty.

(18:33):
It is Legally the landlord can take the tenant to
court and demand compensation for the extensive damage to his property,
but there is no guarantee that they will be able
to provide compensation because of the court system in China.
Now this means that this story ain't over.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yell.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
We will let you know when we hear an update.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
All right, here's this serious story out of Denver, Colorado.
Denver police are asking for help. Identified him suspect accused
of sexually assaulting a woman on January first, and who
may have been involved in several other sexual assaults reported
in the Denver metro area. The female victim was jogging
on a trail when this guy rode up behind her

(19:16):
on electric mini bike and then slapped her on the
ass and kept going.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Police said this.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Isn't the only time that he has done so, reporting
that the same man did the same thing to other
women on the same trail the same wig. He just
rides up behind him and slaps him on the ass.
Further assaults with similar patterns have also been reported in
Denver and in Sheridan on January sixth and second, respectively.

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Police described the suspect as a Hispanic male with a
mustache and a Spanish accent.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I will slap you on your buttecks and you will
love it. Yes, Fimo, you will follow me home and
beat my love slaves.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Apparently, according to police, he was wearing the same gray
tan a work jacket, and a black backpack with a
large red Levi's patch across the top portion of the
backpack in each instident. So I guess he has a
uniform for his ass slapping. I guess so he is
still on the loose. Denver Police say, anyone with any
information on mister slap Is whereabouts should keep in touch

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with them.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I don't know if that funny. I wouldn't do it,
and I think it's wrong, But you gotta admit a
guy who gets his jolly's just riding by on a
bike slapping women on the ass. Yeah, Anna was an
e bike, right, yes, yes, and.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Those go what twenty twenty five miles an hour? So
so it's an escape vehicle for a perverse Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
All of a sudden they can outrun somebody chasing them
on st You know, he's thinking these would be so
funny if I slapped it on the ass.

Speaker 11 (20:47):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Then he runs away, right, Colorado, you are weird, as
Anna just conveyed to us. So we're gonna stay in
your state for another one. Maybe you guys will knock
Florida out of the number one slot. Maybe A drunk
driver in Colorado caused a multi vehicle crash and told
police not to be concerned about how absolutely wasted he
was because he is.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
A quote professional drinker. How you get a job like that?

Speaker 6 (21:12):
Yeah, I know, right, The applications are on the counter
over there. When the cops arrived, they immediately found this
guy visibly drunk. They asked him how many drinks he had? Now,
what's the standard response, how many drinks he had? Most
people say a couple of beers? Are They usually say
two beers? On cops, Yeah, this guy had that cocky
professional attitude, going, yeah, I probably had about ten drinks tonight.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's say to a cop, Well, he's a professional drink,
professional drinks.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
I mean maybe if you're at the casino for the
evening of Jesus. He says, I'm going to tell you
right now, I'm a professional drinker. Ten drinks. They gave
him a breathalyzer. His BAC came back point three two,
soa four times over the legal limit.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
Y'all.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
But the guy was just doing his job, according to him,
who pays you to do this kind of work? The
police said, He said, well, several companies, but I can't.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Remember contract labor attle.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah, what a Colorado character. They cuffed him. They stuffed him.
No one was seriously injured, and that is a Colorado
mirror pan.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Now take this story with a grain of salt. Ao,
you sent me this story. There's a distinct possibility that
this story ain't true, and it probably isn't, but I
thought you should hear it anyway. Comes from the World
News Daily Report, a website that is known for goofy

(22:44):
ass stories. But like I say, I think you should
hear it. A burglar contracted syphilis and two types of
herpes after snorting more than fifty grams of dried human
semen in the mistaken belief that it was illegal drugs.

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See what I mean, See what I mean chopped him
up a line and went at him. Twenty nine year
old Jerry Smith was arrested for a series of burglaries
committed over the last year across northern Florida. During his interrogation,
he admitted that one of his crimes hadn't turned out
as expected, leading him to develop at least three different STDs.
The young man explained that he had snorted large quantities

(23:28):
of jiz that he had stolen a few weeks ago,
believing it was probably cocaine her heroin. Oh, so he
thought he was going to be a drug. Yeah, he
didn't know exactly that it was food. Yeah, you should
test your drugs, sir.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Well.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Be supposedly belonged to a thirty four year old woman
named Jenny White, who returned to her Silver Spring Shores
apartment to discover that several sex toys, as well a
collection of pornographic movies were all missing from her collection.
Jenny White, Yah, know, that makes it even funnier and
makes it even seem like it's not true if she

(24:06):
was Jizzy White.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Well missus White, a hardcore tender user, also reported a
very unique item stolen, a crystal jar containing spooch that
she was saving from hundreds of her sexual partners. Why
would you do that, well, she says, quote, I know
it's weird, but I got every guy I slept with

(24:31):
the last two years, about two hundred and fifty of them, no,
to ejaculate in the same.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Jar so I could cherish their memory. Yeah, no, this
isn't true. How about just taking a photo of them? Okay, yeah,
saved or underwear or something? Looking here? Now what you're
almost there? Hold it back until I grab this collection.
Jar I told you the story may not be true,

(24:56):
but I sure hope it is. I had to send
it to you, buddy, Yeah, I know that's a.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Ac DC is headed to AT and T Stadium in
Arlington Monday, April fourteenth, and if you want to be
at the show at Jerry World.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Just keep listening.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Bow has a devious way for you to win those
tickets to see ac DC's Power Up Tour when it
comes to North Texas. We'll give those away around seven
fifty right here on the Bow and Them show on
Dallas Forts.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
No, basically, we're all renegades in here in some form,
are or not? Absolutely okay, Toy Box Tuesday, let me
just give you a quick rundown on what's coming up
this hour. Let's see a request for the nine to
one to one Bambalance call, and we hadn't played that
in a while, so I'll get to it. Also, uh, Ninja,

(25:46):
when Ninja cringes, when you'll go ono sing, That's another
one I've gotten requests for. So I'll get the damn
hen just a little bit. But now found out that
over the weekend, one of my favorite guys from one
of my favorite bands, Donald Fagan of Steely Dan, turned
seventy seven. Over the week night, he celebrated a birthday

(26:07):
and we had one chance to talk to Donald Fagan,
and here it is, I think we have mister Steely
Dan himself on the phone. Is this Donald Fagan is
this bro and him, yes, we're here in the flesh.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Well, yeah, I'm here. My flesh is kind of melty
by now I'm seventy three, but I am still here.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
And I finally get to ask this question of you.
For years, I mean decades, Steely Dan fans like us
were aching to see the band live, and you guys
never came around. Did the band stay off the road
so he could stay in the studio and work or what?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Pretty much, we decided there was a lot of obstacles
to touring in the seventies. We tried it for about
two years, and then, you know what, we really enjoyed
most of making records, and so we concentrated on recording
for most of the seventies. And then when we got
back together in the nine we got a lot of

(27:03):
requests for live shows, and so we said, let's try it.
And so we got back to We've been on the
road this ninety three and.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
We finally got to see you with Elvis Costello opening
the show at STARplex or whatever it was called back then,
and you open with my favorite Steely Dan song, Black Cow.
Is that a fun one to play?

Speaker 10 (27:23):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (27:23):
Yeah, yeah, I was fun to play.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I know that. You know, people say they get Tiger
playing the same songs, but you know, it's really different
every night, so I seefferent acoustics. Everyone's in a different mood,
so you never know exactly what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
And you guys have such a tight band. Oh yeah,
Tower of Power in King Crimson type.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, we have a great band. In fact, this band
has been together almost twenty years, which is a lot
longer than the original band.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
And part of why I did wanted to do record
the band live was just to document what a good,
good band it is.

Speaker 13 (28:05):
And now you have two live albums. Tell us about those.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Well. At the end of our tour in twenty nineteen,
the band was sounding so good. I asked our front
of house mixed or coach Connor, if he could make
a professional recording off the board, and he said, well,
I need a NT some stuff, but yeah.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
I could do that.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
So we recorded sixteen shows and I just picked the
best performances. And then one night we were doing my
solo album The Nightfly live and so we recorded that
as well.

Speaker 13 (28:43):
Now, did you have to do any studio over dubbing
to fill out the sound or are we hearing it
as you performed.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
It, not much. It was on my tracks.

Speaker 12 (28:54):
I tuned up a few a few vocal notes because
they thought, why should if you're making a recor why
do people have to hear slightly flatten out over and
over time?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
But basically it's you know, it's there was no overdobbing
in the band or the solo. We didn't have to
patch anything.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I just found this out, Jimmy, did you know that
Donald Fagan and Walter Becker were in Jay and the Americans?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Carl mea My, we were in their bed when we
first started when we were kids. We walked into this office.
It said J A. T.

Speaker 12 (29:29):
A on the door in the real building, and.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
It turned out it was the production company of the
Span Jay and the Americans that it was pretty popular
in the early sixties. Yeah, we tried writing some songs
for them, and then they it just happened that they
needed a bass player and a keeport player. So we
toured with.

Speaker 12 (29:48):
Them for like a year and a half.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
It was actually fun because it was actually our first
like real.

Speaker 12 (29:54):
Professional job, and it was it was fun.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Actually, Okay, Jimmy, let's go co oh. Sorry, we just
had a little moment there.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, it was kind of it was a square ass band,
but you know, we were getting paid in cash and we.

Speaker 12 (30:09):
Toured up and down the East coast for it was
a good learning experience.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Did you ever run into Neil Sedaka walking around in
the Brill Building?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I never did. But actually when we worked in the
Grill Building, it was kind of towards the end of it,
it's a Glory Years. It was kind of actually more
like a little bit more like the series on TV
about New York in the in the seventies. It was
like where a lot of porn stuff was showing up

(30:39):
on Broadway and Midtown and.

Speaker 12 (30:41):
All that, and that was kind of the time when
we were in the Drill Building.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
It was a little bedraggled by the time we were
working there, and.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
You walk around the Brill Building and here comes old
Carol came.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
They were gone. They were gone. They had moved over
to sixteen fifty Broadway, which the other building that there
was a lot of new stuff happening.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Well, you guys are coming back here June second with
Steve Winwood. Have you ever worked with Steve Winwood before.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, we've been on a couple of tourists with Steve
and we, uh, we get along really well. We're palace
on the road. So I can't wait to be doing
that again.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Hey, you could do a lot worse to have Steve
Winwood as your opening act.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, he's he's done as good as he did when
he was a kid. He's boys as powerful and he's
got a great band.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
So, Jimmy, I think it's time we asked mister Donald
Fagan a couple of non relevant questions. What was the
first album you ever bought with your own money? Do
you remember my own money?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I think it was probably Uh, it was an album
by a jazz penis named Red Garland and and I
had John Coltrane and Donald Bird on it. And the
name is escaping me right now, but it was one
of those great prestige albums with Brick Garlands.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, but you are a big jazz fancy was a
big Miles Davis fan too myself.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Well, actually it was actually the Miles Davis group with
Donald Bird replacing Miles, so it was easy what they
call the first quintet, which was co Trane, Rick Garland,
Paul Chambers and Shilly Joe Jones. That's basically what it was.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Oh, so, what was the first concert you went to?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
First concert? Well, I didn't used to go to a
lot of concerts, you know. I remember going to see
it was one of the first was as I saw
the Mothers of Invention.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh that's a good first concert to see the Garrick.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Theater in the village, and they were there the whole summer,
and I had bought their first record and I thought
it was really interesting, and so I just wandered into
the garret. You could watch them rehearse for free in
the afternoons. So I ended up going back a lot
during that summer and I was I was just like amazed.

Speaker 12 (32:57):
By what they were doing.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Well, obviously Sharp and your chops a little bit because
Steely Dan is coming back to town June tewond at
Dickey's Arena with special guesst Steve Winwood.

Speaker 13 (33:07):
Well, it's great to finally talk to you, and hope
we get to meet you in person sometime.

Speaker 12 (33:11):
Totally. Thanks guys, you got it man.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Donald Fagot, Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
five Steely Dan. I don't know if some of you
remember this or not, but there was an offshoot of
Steely Dan. That sounded nothing like Steely Dan. Really, they
called themselves Steely Span, So what did they sound like?

(33:37):
They sure didn't like Steely Dan. Not chill, Yeah, they were.
They were kind of folky, trying to put an edge
on it. It just and I was an offshoot Dan. Well,
they copied Steely Dan's name like a tribute band. Connor, Well, no, no,
they weren't a tribute band. They just were copying the
name and they tried to sound a little like Steely Dan,

(33:59):
but they off. They didn't pull it off at all
at all. It's pretty hard to sound like that band. Huh.
I couldn't tell you one song they did, but I
remember hearing about him and then I heard him. I went, oh,
come on, guys, give up. That was so punny to
hear that song on the radio.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
Bo.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
That guitar solo in there is an all time favorite
of mine, and it's actually not a guitar solo.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
It's a citar solo. That's a citar Yeah. Whether they
get Revy Shankar to sit.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
In one of the New York session cats that they
hooked up Steely down with at the beginning plays the
hell out of a gitar.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Now that you mentioned it, it does kind of sound
like a city. Yes, I thought it was just a
guitar with effects on it, but I never get sick
of that solo. That was good. Well, tomorrow is ask
Good Stuff Day. I know you got a question you
want us to answer, so call the Aska Stuff Hotline
two one four eight six six eighty six hundred. We'll

(34:54):
also play Choose your News for.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Those ACDC tickets, which will give away in less than
thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
That's right, and uh, I'll explain how I'm going to
give that away here in just a moment. You said
it was a devious way, so I can hardly wait.
Kind of sort of, but it's you know, if you're
really a movie buff, you should get it. Okay, Okay,
I feel better. Okay, we got a request for this.
I love it when you guys ask us to play

(35:22):
stuff because I say, okay, let me whoop it out.
Didn't sound right? Yeah, not from his pants, from his
toy box back up and stuff. So here you go.
This is a request and we've been playing this for years,
but if you guys want to hear it again, I
don't care. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Joe and

(35:44):
the bambulance call here, Yeah, ambulance.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Where do you need us?

Speaker 8 (35:50):
So?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yes, this is the ambulance emergency line.

Speaker 12 (35:55):
Do you have an emergency?

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I need a bam balance?

Speaker 12 (35:58):
Who is a go? Okay, Joe, where do you need us?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
How many?

Speaker 12 (36:03):
My phone booth? Okay, what's the address there?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Hold on?

Speaker 12 (36:08):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Did you come to nine on one?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (36:12):
The no?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah, okay, Joe, I needed a location? What street are
you on? Uh?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
I'm in the my phone booth. Had to stop and go?
I mean just that, did.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
I'm at the stopping go out of on?

Speaker 8 (36:25):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Wait a minute, huss working up huf Smith cor room
in in something hit the mouth? Stop and go that
Smith corvillein what hold on?

Speaker 8 (36:43):
Go? Uh?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Huh have let me see coffee? Coffee Cassie Cossie. There
you go, there you go.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
I'm in the moth phone booth. I'm let me tell
you what I mean.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
I'm going down in the month driving my car, mine
and my own gut business and a mouth deer jumping out.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
And hit my car. Okay, sir, you injured? Now let
me tell you. I get out and picked him up.

Speaker 7 (37:14):
Deer up.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
I thought he's dead.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
I put him up in deer in my back seat,
and I'm driving down the Mars rode the mine in
my own business. The mother woke up and bit me
in the back of my guynked me, bit me in
and done and kicked it out of my car. Now
I'm into my phone booth. The dead bit me in
the neck. A big muff dog came up and bit

(37:37):
me in the leg. I hit him with him the
moth tire iron, and I stabbed him. I stabbed him
with my not so I got a hurt leg and
the mouf deer bit me in the neck, and the
deer and the dog won't let me add of my
phone booth because he wants the deer.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Okay, sir, you injured?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Yeah, deer bit me in the next Hold on, Dogs
made me hold on God, hold on?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Did you long live? Joe Joel Dallas Horse Classic Lone
Star ninety two to five? Did I hear something about
Aerosmith wanting to make some new music?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Well, actually they may be doing a reunion show very soon.
According to Tom Hamilton of Aerosmith, Stephen Tygler is on
the mend.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Well after that vocal cord injury, his voice is good
enough to be singing again.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Yeah, so he's hinting that there may be a reunion concert.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Fingers crossed. I would love that, Stephen. Don't overdo it
or you'll be right back where you start. Very true,
exactly right. Okay, coming up, we have tickets to go
see ac DC. They're coming to Jerrett World on April
the fourteenth, and today is an actress's birthday. Oh yeah,

(38:58):
who faye a way? Oh wow? Okay, well y'all bookends. Yeah,
she's a smoke show baby. How old do you think
she is today? Eighty? She's eighty four?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Oh wow, you know, I'm sure she still looks greatly.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Does But I'm going to play a trailer from one
of her movies. You tell me what the movie is. Yes,
you win the ac DC tickets, okay, shere's a lot
of movies. Yes she is. So you'll just have to
If you're a movie buff, you'll get this, okay, okay.
So here we are a request for Yoko Ono singing.

(39:34):
She was singing. I believe it was at the Glastonbury
Festival and it was horrible. Is there any other way
she sings?

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Not?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Really? Not that I've ever heard. So here you go,
and of course Ninja got upset. Yeah, needless to say,
here's Yoko Ono singing. Apparently on YouTube, Yoko Ono is
getting a lot of hits. A video has gone viral,

(40:06):
but for the wrong reasons. What what is okay? What
did she do? Yes, she did it, she sang, Yeah.
I know who was letting her think? I don't know.
But this is a video of her at the Glostonbury
Festival this year, singing with the Plastic Ono Band that

(40:26):
she has reformed, which is a bunch of twenty year
olds who have no idea what the Plastic Ono Band was. Okay,
I just thought you should hear this.

Speaker 8 (40:35):
Now.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
See, originally back in the day when John and her
were married and she would be doing this, he went, oh,
you're way ahead of your time. You are a precursor
to the B fifty two's.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
No no, no, that's not what this is. No, no, no,
this is Yoko Ono. No, Ninja's gonna get upset, but
I don't care. Okay, just listen, and I want you to.
I just thought you should hear this. This is the
best part of the whole song because you hadn't started singing.
Yet the song is called don't worry because all she

(41:11):
sings isn't worry, don't worry? What And you should see

(41:39):
the audience. They have this dumbfounded look on their face,
like what the hell the greatness that is? Yo?

Speaker 10 (41:50):
Go oh?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
No, ladies and gentlemen, did they rehearse that? Apparently? Not
throw the Oh my god? Oh what ninja? There you

(42:13):
go again? What? What making a fun of the true?

Speaker 5 (42:17):
I come, I go, I have had it up to
so he shopped himself in the throat.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Are you all right? Chop my half and throw? Okay
here enjoy enjoy?

Speaker 14 (42:34):
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, shoes yoursen.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
For a moment. Okay, you listen very singing. That's really
I mean, really her singing.

Speaker 14 (42:51):
Oh this he's a suck, really very bad, you know.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Okay okay, okay, okay, make it stop going on as.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, alright, alright, okay, I stand the corrupted?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
No corrected? Why you correct? Very bad? The mistake? That's
a really huh, that's really her. They must have called
her yuckle.

Speaker 14 (43:24):
Oh you said it sounds like someone beating cat with another.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Cat on fire? Was one more time? One more time.

Speaker 14 (43:37):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you're right, I wrong, Irene Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
If Ninja says it sucks, it sucks. Dallas Thorst Classic
Rocks Lone Star ninety two five. Have Rod Stewart turned
eighty over the weekend? Eighty years old? Man? I remember

(44:08):
Jimmy and I m Seed the very first concert at
STARplex when it was STARplex. Yeah, it was Rod Stewart
and the stage was all in white, so we had
to go out there in our socks. We had to
take our shoes off to go. They didn't want you
to scuff up their white stage. Yeah. I don't blame them.

(44:30):
I wouldn't want some huligan like me.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Did he kick soccer balls into the audience back then? Yeah,
and he's been doing that for years.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
But Randy when he was working for I can't remember
who he said he was working for, but he had
to go pick up one hundred soccer balls from a
sporting goods store so Rod Stewart could kick the soccer
balls out into the audience.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
And of course, you know I have a pair of
signed Rod Stewart underwear.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Did they have skid marks on?

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Okay, he doesn't have any signature, it's framed, it's in
my garage.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, alrighty, let's give away those ac DC tickets. Let's
do it. Okay. I'm going to play a movie trailer
from a movie that Fade Dunaway was in. She's been
in many, many movies, but this is one from the seventies.
As a matter of fact, this movie is from fifty

(45:26):
years ago. Fifty years ago. Okay, So let's play the
game called fraction flickers. You listen to this trailer and
you tell me what Fade Dunaway movie this is, and
I will give you the ac DC tickets.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
All righty, give it to us side. Here you go,
hammer it in.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
This is a major Identify yourself, what level of damage everybody?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Everybody is dead? Production ninety seventeen may have been head.

Speaker 12 (46:02):
Who's the quality work?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Clean?

Speaker 10 (46:04):
Five?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
First rate?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I don't in the car, don't make a sound, don't
be done. You sign it for Todavis to go out
and kidnap a group. I'll need your help. Have I
ever denied you anything? I don't think you can.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
I mean surprise you.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
He's lost, unpredictable. You could full of profession. Include the
episode not any more noise is whatever it requires, but
end it? They done away in Danger and in Love?
Oh ohow okay, maybe it is a little tougher than

(46:44):
I thought it was. Should I play it again?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Or I'll play it one more time than call me
at two one four? Tell me which fade on away movie?

Speaker 9 (46:56):
This is?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
This is a major Identify yourself? What level of damage? Everybody?
Everybody is dead? Section ninety seventeen may have been hit.

Speaker 12 (47:11):
Who's the quality of work?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Clean? Five?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
First rate?

Speaker 8 (47:18):
Wait a, I.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Don't in the car, don't make a sound, don't be done? Yes,
signent for today's to go out and knaver group. I'll
need your help. Have I ever denied you anything? I
don't think you can have what I may surprise you.
He's lost, unpredictable. If you could, fool of professional include
the episode not any more. Noise is whatever it requires,

(47:41):
but end it? They done away in Danger and in Love.
You still don't know what it is? I surrender? Okay,
like you said it was from the nineteen seven. It
was from nineteen seventy five, fifty years ago. Okay, okay,
good luck You're all two and four eight one seven,

(48:02):
seventy seven one nine five. If I tell you who
the other star was, it'll probably get it away on them.
Show tell me what they done away movie?

Speaker 8 (48:11):
That is what Three Days of the Three Days.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Out of the Condor one of my favorite movies of
all time. I knew somebody can do it, man, I
y'all knew it. Somebody would know that sooner or see.
I even fooled Anna and.

Speaker 8 (48:30):
At Sorry, that's all right, We're glad to give you
the tickets.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Who is this?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
That's Jason?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Al right, Jason, hold on just a moment and we'll
hook you up. We got to get some info from you,
all right, all right? Lit there for Jason? All right, Jason, yep,
ye yep.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
And that was a great movie. I just did not
remember the trailer at all. Okay, who's the mail in that?
Robert Robert Red also had Cliff Robertson, John house and
a couple of other people whose John Houseman remember him
from Yes Paper Chase back in the day. You hear
his voice in there a little bit gun Houseman. All right.

(49:11):
You know, since Jerry pulled the trigger on Mike McCarthy,
there's only one person to give us the right spin
on this. Oh, Yeah, and that's Fox sp Mike Doosdy.
We're gonna call the deuce here in just a little while,
see what he has to say about this whole thing, and.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Coming up next to our bo and I are going
to open up that Loan Star ticket window and give
away tickets to see comedian Azison. Sorry, the Parks and
Recreation Star is going to be a music hall at
fair Park Saturday, April twelfth, and if you want to go,
be listening around eight forty for your chance to win
those tickets here on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Well, Jerry, being the animal he is, he pulled the
plug on Mike McCarthy's coaching career Blue Dallas Cowboys, and
I think we need to get an expert opinion. Absolutely,
we're calling Fox Shor's Mike Doosey the best in the game.
See what he has to say, good morning. Well here
he is the one and only Steu Steuze. Jerry pulled

(50:09):
the trigger. Ooh, how come he didn't let us even
know that that was gonna happen yesterday.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
Yeah, there's a little misdirection, there wasn't there. I thought
for the longest time that this would probably happen. But
then near the end, I thought, well, it's trending toward
McCarthy's staying. But I do think they were talking. I
do think Jerry probably offered McCarthy a short term deal,
really short term, like one year, and McCarthy said, nah,

(50:36):
I got some other options here. I don't need this
circus anymore. So I think it works out the way
Jerry wanted it too. Frankly, I think he needs something
else to sell to the fan base, and McCarthy needs
to have a job where he can concentrate on coaching football.
So maybe maybe they both get what they want here.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, because it's kind of a distraction when Jerry's breathing
down your neck the whole time, is it? Ever?

Speaker 8 (50:59):
And that's talking about this for thirty years, haven't we guys?

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, Hey.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
There was a story in the New York Times Dues
about how it was disrespectful the way they did it
to Mike McCarthy, and how also the decision by Jerry
to wait a week puts the Cowboys at a disadvantage
in their search for a new coach, because other teams
had a one week.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
Lead, only Jerry could make Mike McCarthy a sympathetic figure.
Right two weeks ago, everybody, every Cowboy fan's like, man,
get rid of McCarthy. Now they're like, oh, he did
McCarthy wrong, And there is some truth to that, but
he's going to end up interviewing with the Bears anyway,
and who knows, that may be the job that he
ends up getting. And yeah, there are rules about who

(51:42):
you can interview in terms of guys who are still
involved in the playoffs, and so the Cowboys now are
going to have to wait potentially a long time. If
they want to interview, for example, through coordinators with the Lions,
they may have to wait till after the Super Bowl
to do that, and it may be too late because
other teams have already interviewed these guys. I think I

(52:03):
don't know. People ask who do you think they're going
to hire? I honestly don't know if Jerry has somebody
in mind right now, or even the type of coach
that he has in mind. I think it can go
a dozen different directions.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
So do you think that a lot of coaches would
like the job? Let's they don't want to work under
Jerry because he's always got his finger in everything.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
I think there's something to that. Ateman said it on
TV last night on ESPN. You know the fact that
this job is not as coveted as it used to be,
not as desirable to good coaches because of the environment
that they walk into. With that said, it is one
of only thirty two, and especially if you're giving a
guy who's never had this opportunity before a chance to

(52:47):
be a head coach, it can be pretty intriguing. I
think he could go a number of different ways. You're
hearing Dion a lot, right, Dion Sanders, and maybe they
really are talking seriously about Dion here. And I've learned
not to underestimate Dion because I didn't think it would
work at Colorado, but it's working there. So maybe he'd
hire the right people to have around him and it

(53:09):
would work great. I don't know. I think in some
ways a Cliff Kingsbury would make sense if you want
a different offensive philosophy, a fresher approach to running the offense.
He has been a head coach, didn't go great in Arizona,
but he has that experience. Anyway, Kellen Moore will get
an interview, that's for sure. But then if some real

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veterans are out there too. Pete Carroll was out there,
John Gruden's out there and one kind of wild card
to keep an eye on. We had David Moore from
The Morning News on our show and Free for All
last night, and he talked about Jason Witten, who's a
high school coach, right Yeah, but the Jones family loves
him for good reason, and I think they think he

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could be there. Dan Campbell couldn't be a head coach
right away. But if you hire a veteran coach with
the understanding that he's only going to be your head
coach for a couple of years, put Witten on his staff,
maybe Witten is the head coach in waiting. So that's
why I say I could see a bunch of different
scenarios plan out here and with Jerry, who knows which
one will win.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah, but you got to admit that Jason Witten is
a very successful high school coach. He's won two state championships.
Do you think he'd leave to come work for Jerry?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
I do.

Speaker 8 (54:23):
I think in the right circumstances. I'm assuming that's one
of his career goals now that he's gone the coaching route,
it would either be a big time college coach or
ultimately an NFL coach, And to me, it would make
all the sense in the world to have him on
your coaching staff and then perhaps groom him to be
your next next head coach. Again, would I say that's

(54:45):
the most likely thing that's going to happen. No, but
I wouldn't rule it out.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
What's the personality trait that you hope the next coach
has so that they can stand up to Jerry Jones
and really be able to control the team.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
That's a good question, and I think it's the answer
is going to sound strange, but I think Mike McCarthy's
personality in some ways was perfect for working with Jerry
because I think McCarthy knew how to handle Jerry. He
and Jerry had a good relationship. But I do think
McCarthy had the absolute respect of his locker room. I

(55:22):
don't think that was ever an issue with Mike McCarthy.
So I think you need somebody with that personality, and
it's easy to say, oh, you need a hard ass
to come in here and say it's going to be
my way. No, I'm sorry, it's just the way it is.
Jerry's still going to be Jerry. You need somebody with
a little bit of flexibility in that regard, but somebody
who can put the Jerry stuff over here and have

(55:44):
the football stuff here and say, look, guys, we're concentrating
on this now. I think McCarthy did a good job
with that. I think other coaches have as well. Frankly,
I think for a lot of his tenure Jason Garrett
did that well too.

Speaker 12 (55:57):
Don't mean you're.

Speaker 8 (55:58):
Going to win playoff games, but I think that just
in general, I think that's the kind of guy you need.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Well, the mystery remains to be solved. We'll just have
to wait in the off season and find out there
he is. Lady, gentlemen, the best of the Gay Fox
Sports Mike good Day, have a good week, guys. Thank you,
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Tomorrow
is Willesday, which means it's Aska Stuff Day. Right, Yes,

(56:26):
it is ask Away, so they ask you Stuff hotline
call and leave your question two on four eight six
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play Choose you Are do is for those coveted ac
DC tickets. Okay, I just found out actually Anna told
me this. The TV show The Simpsons came out on

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this date in nineteen ninety. That is thirty five years.

Speaker 10 (56:52):
What a run.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Bart's voice hasn't changed. No, No, In fact, it debuted
on this date on the Tracy Omens Show. Yes it did. Yeah,
and the characters were drawn a whole lot different. Yeah,
it looks kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
It's cool to look back, though, Yeah, at those early days.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
And I really like to watch The Simpsons. I'm sorry,
I still think they're funny. Yes, So I'm going to
play something from the past thirty five years. And some
of you will know this right off the bat. This
is not a contest or anything. This is Homer Simpson
in the b Sharps. Remember this.

Speaker 9 (57:31):
Yeah, okay, I can't remember the last time we were
all together.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Last year on that stupid damn Edna special and what.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
And two and three?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Boom boom, boom.

Speaker 10 (57:53):
Baby side on my car's window from bouncing my stand.
Boom blow with them cause I'm coming in the car.

(58:20):
Boom call me Red, I don't from that little yellow
sign and benol you. It's my nice streps A bit too.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Bad and nice with my man.

Speaker 11 (58:53):
I'd like to thank your behalf of the group, and
I hope we passed the audition.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, that's a reference to let it be. Now the
b Sharps was playing on the roof of Moe's Taverns
and the real George Harrison drives up in a limo. Yeah,
he actually did the voice. He looks at him performing
on top of mos and he says, it's been done.

(59:21):
They performed on the roof in that record. Brilliant. Oh man,
I'll still like this show. Well. As smoke from those
Palisades fire filled the Santa Monica Skies, a resident captured
footage of a parking enforcement officer issuing a ticket to somebody,
and of course that sparked frustration among locals that were

(59:43):
dealing with the wildfire chrises and say, how the hell
could you do that. Susie Mulano, who shared the video
on social media, said it was filmed on January seventh,
while the Palisades fire continued to threaten Los Angeles County.
The footage shows someone placing what appears to be a
parking ticket on a vehicles windshield as the sky looms

(01:00:03):
with all that wildfire smoke.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Milano's video quickly gained traction online, with many residents questioning
the timey of parking enforcement during such a crisis. Yeah,
priorities please. Yes. Many people on social media express disbelief,
with some calling for greater prioritization of resources during emergencies.
One guy said it was a real quote douchebag thing

(01:00:27):
to do during a big emergency like this one very true.
You're going to issue parking tickets while everything around you
is burning down. You don't have anything better to do
right now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Well, the Academy, the guys behind the Academy Awards, well,
they've postponed the announcement of the OSCAR nominations until January
twenty third, in light of the ongoing wildfires in Los Angeles.
Voting period has also been delayed and will now run
through this Friday. Universal Music Group has canceled all of
its Grammy related events, including the Saturday Artist Showcase and

(01:01:03):
the Sunday After Grammy Party, and we'll use that money
instead for Los Angeles wildfire relief. The Grammys ceremony, however,
will go on as planned. It's set for February second
in LA and they say that they're going to proceed
with the ceremony with the focus on the best in music,
but also on raising awareness about what's going on in

(01:01:26):
LA and wildfire relief.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
I don't think you really need to waste much awareness
because I think they kind of know. Yeah, I sure.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Hope everybody's caught up on the reality of that. It
is absolutely terrible. Now here at the Bow and Them show,
we have more than one rescule out there listening that
is on the hunt for their next career move. Yes,
so we wanted to say this. Okay, h GB not
a bad company right at all? The messy hear me

(01:01:53):
out people that are looking for a job. The newest
HIV grocery store in North Texas is looking to hire
drum roll hundred employees. Oh yeah, job fair going on
today in North Texas. And here's where it is. Okay,
it's the Melissa store, the new Melissa HB. Colin College
McKinney Camper's Conference Center is where the job fair is

(01:02:15):
today from nine am.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
To three pm. It's just about to open its doors.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
The Melissa location will be located at the northeast corner
of seventy five and one twenty one. That's going to
bring in a lot of shoppers right there. That's a
heavy intersection Texas based grocer, hiring full time and part
time roles for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
All the positions.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
Bakery, Deli, produce, seafood market, true Texas barbecue restaurant. Man,
I'd go there just to get a free Dino rib.
Damn right, that's a week. The AGB jobs include a
ten percent employee discount, enrollment in the company stock plan
four oh one K with company match paid time off,
and they also offer optional enrollment in health vision and dental.

(01:02:55):
I gotta say HB not bad, especially if there's no
other job right now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Now, when you want to keep looking what you work for, Well,
they're a great company. There's going to be some more
people out of jobs because Macy's is closing more than
sixty stores this year as part of a cogborhoods of
strategy to revive it's struggling business and what the company
refers to as a bold new Chapter. Macy said in
a statement that the closures are designed to return the
company to sustainable profit growth. Overall, Macy's plans to close

(01:03:23):
about one hundred and fifty underproductive stores this year, including
in Texas. And not only is Macy's closing down stores
Cole's has also announced they're closing more than twenty stores nationwide,
including some of them here. I think it's only one
here in North Texas. Untunately, I only know one that
I drive by when I drive through Plano. That's the
only one I know. But still I hate to see

(01:03:45):
people get out of a.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Job because Wow, we're non wrangling people at big lots.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Yeah, okay, coming up, pray take at c comedian zis
a sorry, coming up the ticket window.

Speaker 15 (01:03:56):
On the ball and them show, Oh Yallo's host Classic
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Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Ain't that the truth? And just about ever fight? All Right?
Tomorrow's Wales Day, which means it's ask us Stuff Day.
Have you got a question? I know you do. Call
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answer your question on the air and play Choose your

(01:04:30):
News for ac DC tickets. Oh, speaking of tickets, who
want tickets to go see comedian Asi's and Sorry coming
to town?

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
Danny Yates won the tickets and he lives in a
Texas town that if Sean Connery was still with us.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
I'd love to hear him say the name of this city,
what is it? Shocks Shack say yeah, I'm too sexy
for a month. Money penny, I'm going to shock shit.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
My cousin Grace used to live in Saxony. So did
Amy Austin. Our friend Amy as Austin.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I've heard, I've heard Thunderball, Lucian shacks and shoulders goldfriender,
I'm going to kill them both funny ask and ye
shall receive okay. Sesame Street is going to return for
its fifty fifth season, featuring a star studied lining up

(01:05:21):
of Guess. The upcoming season will also focus on lessens
in emotional well being. It debuts this Thursday on Max,
with new episodes releasing every Thursday. Sesame Street will also
be available on PBS stations and the stream on PBS
Kids in the fall. As for the secret to the

(01:05:42):
Sesame Street song, Grammy winning composer, producer and Sesame Street
music director Bill Sherman describes the theme song as earworms
on top of earworms, because once you hear it, you
can't get it out of your head, to quote Ello,
and it makes you happy to hear it. Yeah, it

(01:06:04):
makes you seem kind kind of adolescent too when you
hear it, you're nostalgic. There have been no shortage of
great musical guests across the show's five decade run, including
the Punter Sisters, Billy, Joel John, Denver, Randy Travis fully
clothed this time. Oh that's good, Linda Ronstat, Elvis Costello,
and Elton John who was actually on The Muppet Show

(01:06:27):
but it still counts anyway.

Speaker 10 (01:06:29):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
So who would they like to see pay a visit
in the future?

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Who?

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Almo says this Taylor Swift that almost favorite. You've got
to make this happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know Taylor
will do it. Yeah, sure she will. Absolutely. She probably
won't do it for free, though she bought enough money.
Yeah yeah, you don't need to check every time you
do something for Yes, Taylor, come on real almost the

(01:06:58):
same color as the Kansas City Chiefs. Jersey. Oh oh,
there's a sell point. Ah okay, all right, let's see
what's going on around the world. I'll tell you what,
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Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
I'm gonna come out the window.

Speaker 10 (01:07:41):
Could show sucking? Do it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Bo?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
You think I really care if the show sucks one day?

Speaker 8 (01:07:49):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Bo, You've got your whole life in front of you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
By the way, yes, this girl said she has some
news about the Simpsons that we didn't know. Oh really
that because the Simpsons are exactly thirty five years old
today premiered on this date in nineteen ninety. Here's what
she said about the Simpsons.

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
Moving to Wednesdays in February.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
The Simpsons are moving to Wednesdays. Yes, they're still going
to be on at seven o'clock though, right, I guess.

Speaker 12 (01:08:20):
I don't know that for a fact, but I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Probably, So why are they doing that? They've been on
Sundays for thirty five years. I know, well, it's time
to shake things up around here. That's what right. My
brother says, it's sacrilege. Yes, it kind of is, really
when you think of it, it is, especially since Sunday
night football is fixing to go away.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Oh wow, I did not know that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Oh yeah, seasons winding down. Oh yeah, all right, well
y'all have a good day. That's going to throw everything off.
Simpsons moving to Wednesdays. Come on, guys, we got enough
cool stuff to watch on Wednesdays. We don't need the Simpsons.
Keep them at seven o'clock on Sunday, please, cause I'll

(01:09:06):
watch the Simpsons and maybe part of Family Guy and
then I'm out Sunday. See, that's what I was gonna ask.
When does Family Guy air every week?

Speaker 8 (01:09:14):
Say?

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I don't know, Well, we're gonna shake things up around here.
Maybe they're going after Family Guys. You have it on TBS.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
You can see Family Guy all the Oh yeah, that
in South Park, which is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Alrighty, let's talk about time wasters, cause if there's one
thing we're good at is wasting valuebook time.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
Alrighty, here's what's up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com,
This show.

Speaker 10 (01:09:39):
Must go on.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Grammy's CEO, Harvey Mason Junior, has announced that the sixty
seventh Annual Grammy Awards, which are set for February second
at the Crypto dot Com Arena in LA, will go
on as plan. There had been talk that they would
postpone it due to the LA fires, but according to Mason,
the show is going to honor not only the best
in music, but also raised funds.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
For wildfire relief.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Oh okay, so, speaking of the wildfires in California, Metallica
are donating half a million dollars for Los Angeles fire
relief efforts through They're All Within My Hands Foundation. We
have a link to their post up on our page
as well as them encouraging their fans to do the
same to donate, and they have a couple of things
that you can donate too on their website. Iron Maiden

(01:10:27):
guitarist Adrian Smith's house by the Way Bow was lost
to the fires in LA. His wife posted on social
media that they are safe and that they will start again.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
But it was very very sad.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
Possible good news for Aerosmith fans. Aerosmith basis Tom Hamilton
has hinted that the band may have a reunion on
the horizon, and the good news is due to Steven
Tyler apparently being on the up and up. While Hamilton
says Steven's healing process it's going really really well. So yeah,

(01:11:02):
maybe he's staying silent and that is allowing that vocal
injury to heal.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Yeah. You know, if you're a singer and you have
a vocal injury, dash per to devastat into your career.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
You know, Selene Dion and Barbara Streisand does the same
thing when they have a show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
They will not talk at all.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
I've heard twenty four hours. I've heard Larry Hagman did
that before the episode of Dallas. Yeah, And a new
expanded version of Eric Clapton's nineteen ninety two MTV Unplugged
performance is headed to theaters.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
It's going to be on the big screen.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Eric Clapton Unplugged Over thirty years Later is going to
be shown in theaters January twenty seventh and twenty eighth,
and then you'll be able to see it on Paramount
Plus starting on February twelve. The concert has been remixed
in Dolby Atmos remastered extended version.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
We've got all the information up.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Tickets are going to go on sale at Clapton Unplugged
dot com if you want to check that out, and
also check out the trailer for Eric Clapton Unplugged. We've
got that up on our page as well. Chicago, do
they these guys ever stop touring?

Speaker 8 (01:12:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
No, They've been touring ever since their first album.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Yeah, they've revealed new dates for their upcoming summer tour
and they're making to stop at Lucas Oil Live at
Windstar World Casino on March twenty ninth. That's more like
a spring tour, not a summer tour. Yeah, but that's
gonna be fun. Tickets go on sale this Friday. And
in other Chicago News, they're going to be on the
Kelly Clarkson Show next Friday, January twenty fourth, Uh huh.

(01:12:33):
And you can add Huey Lewis and The News to
the list of bands and artists paying tribute to Sam Moore,
who died on Friday at the age of eighty nine.
Hue Lilis and The News shared footage of themselves performing
I Thank You with Sam Moore, and they had that
video app it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
How cool would that be? From nineteen ninety four and
a PBS special that they did, well, that was a
hell of a eulogi you gave that man yesterday. Thank you? Well,
yay Sam Moore for guys, nice job your new best
friend only for that one interview.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
And finally, this is something we need to get the
Parole Museum to do in Florida. Four hundred and sixty
eight people dressed up as dinosaurs in those inflatable dinosaur outfits.
Oh yeah, to break a Guinness World record and they
did it. You can check out that video on the
ball on them show page at lone start ninety two
to five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Okay, y'all are making stupid stuff up just so you
can get in the world record. Yeah, that's all right,
that's why we're as a matter of fact, so are we. Yeah,
we're gonna go. It's time for us to leave and
go and get out of your hair for a while
for god sake. But we're excited about tomorrow's show. Yeah, sure,

(01:13:45):
tomorrow's aska stuff day. Ask why and we'll all learn something,
whether we want to or not. We always do. And
I know you've probably got a good question that has
been mugging you in keeping you up at night. They'll
call the Ask You Stuff Hotline two and four eight
six six eighty six, one hundred and we'll get the
answer for you and play Choose your News for those

(01:14:07):
coveted ac DC tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Yeah, it's gonna be a Monday night concert. But I
think that I'm gonna bite.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
The bullet and go, well, here's the deal. Here's the deal.
I found that Rothborough. Here's a deal. Can a phoenix?
If we can I finish? Can I please? We have
away where Let's see where was that going with this? Anyway? Monday,
April fourteenth, the ACDC show. If we work on holidays

(01:14:36):
like Martin Luther King Day, our President's Day, which we're
gonna do, wish we're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
That means we can take that day off and plug
it in elsewhere, like April fifteenth, because it's tax day, yes,
and we have to do our taxes, so we have
to take the day off.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
The boss'll say, you're not listening to me. We already
have that day off. Yes, No we don't, Well we
do now, No, I mean you can plug that day
off in so you could use it after the ac
DC Monday Night concert. I am picking up what you
were laying down, Bo Roberts. I'm trying to help you out,
you know, because that's how we did it for years.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
We're gonna take a day for ac DC recovery purposes.
That's it. Yeah, it's like I'm taking a mental health day.
There you go. I'm just knowing you. Let's do it. Well,
I mean that's not until April, so we'll worry about
that later. Up next is our after show decompression session
on Facebook. Yeah, what we're gonna talk about. I don't know.

(01:15:35):
If anybody has anything they want to suggest, that's cool
with me.

Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
I have some ideas about the name the Gulf of
BUCkies that I'd like to throw out on you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
That's a real thing. I know it was a joke,
but it's actually somebody whose bucket. It's got my dumb
ass thinking. Really yeah, so I'll share if you want
me to. We can think of other names for it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Everybody's coming up with something the Gulf of your fet
mama's ass.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
That's just a suggestion. I doubt it's gonna go anywhere,
So hang on for the after show decompression session, and
we'll see you tomorrow. Will ask us stuff today I did,
then came between the ditches as we say bye,