The Bo and Them Full Show - Jan 15, 2025 (Ep 1288) It's Ask Us Stuff Day, and it's also apparently "Double Junk" Day.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I'm the old pin cushion man, terror a brooney lamb.
Folks all hate me, how they hate me, tickles me
the way they rape me. I always have a pin
that hands. That's the reason I am panned.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
How I stop him.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
When I pop him?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I cannot stay. You don't come back.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I cannot stay.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
But girl, this is Shirley cue Lickle. You know my
sister truly is so crazy it's not funny. And you
know she give off sans right before she go completely
and saying it like she did last week. I told him,

(01:15):
I said, y'all should keep an eye on her when
she shaved her head. If somebody in y'all family shave
their head and start talking all out of it and
then go out there in the road neked and finally
get up on the roof of the house with a shotgun.
Let me tell you what, honey, something is wrong. And
we called the police down there and took the fire
department and by the else swat team. But they finally

(01:37):
got her down there and put it in the handcuff,
and she just steady quoting that Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
She was crazy. Girl.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
We signed them papers, we said put her in here
and lock her ass up good, and then she gonna
have the nerve get up in that first meeting and
tell everybody how you during She say, I'm not crazy,
she said, I'm up in here for Balimaka. She said,
she like I said, you don't vomic. I said, your
problem is you can't stand your own damn cooking. I said,

(02:06):
because I have ate in your house and you don't
make nothing that's good. Everything you cook is nasty. And
see that that lit into a honey because she got
up and she got that wire look in her eye.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
It took six or seven big old.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Women's to restrain them. And I didn't feel one bit
bad about leaving. How that I can't put up with
all that? Shoot, well, right now, tell your ma, Minima
asked him.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
How she do?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Tell us she's better take her medication. I'm not laying
with her, all right. Thank you for your name visit
from Shirley Q. Liquor, who we haven't had in a while.
In a while, and by the look on both your faces,
I must be the only one that remembers the pincushion
man and gigant Or cartoon. I remember Gigantur, but oh

(02:54):
my gosh, it's been a while. Well, the Pincushion Man
was like in the early forties. Yeah, animation one' as
slick as it is today. It was damn cool. I
don't remember it, but it was damn cool. Yes it is, Yes,
it was. It was the old, oldest from the sixties
Japanese cartoons. Yeah, you love all that stuff. Hell, yeh,

(03:18):
that's what I live for. See, I'm talking like Shirley Cubans.
Yes you are. Today is ask Us Stuff Day, the
day where you can ask any question you want to.
They ask Us Stuff Hotline two one four eight six,
six eighty six hundred. Call it ended time and we'll
answer it on the air and play Choose your dudes

(03:39):
at seven fifty for those ac DC tickets. Oh, this
is gonna be fine. Can bo get a Grand Slam?
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
You shall see my while hadn't got one in a while.
You're right, five, that's right. The New Year today is
also humanitarian, David. Really shouldn't every day be humanity?

Speaker 7 (04:00):
We would hope so, because all the humanitarians we all.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Live on this earth together, and humanitarian would go a
long way for the people in those Californian fires. Dude, Yes, right,
It is also Wikipedia Day. Oh I love Wikipedia. Wikipedia.
That is one of the sources we used to answer
some of the goofy ask questions on Ask This Stuff Day.
I mean you can find just about anything or anybody

(04:26):
on Wikipedia. Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Sometimes though you have to double check because some people
are wicked and we'll go into Wikipedia and make stuta up.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:36):
Yeah, you gotta be careful. They do run on donations
for the most part. By the way, if we all
gave even fifty cent or a buck, we could really
help Wikipedia pay their bills.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
I always give to them at the end of the year.
Got a girl, mostly because they ask me for the money.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, they do ask. It is National pothole Day. Oh yes.
We celebrate those dents in the road that tear up
your wheel suspension system and you don't see him. Hey,
here's a suggestion. Why don't you fix them instead of
celebrating you tell them though. National Hat Day. Oh yes,

(05:11):
I actually the war one this morning, so I celebrated
before I even left the house and didn't even know it.
You guys, because ladies, if we put on a hat,
we have to commit to all all hat care the
rest of the day. Okay, Museum Selfie Day. That's right.
Take a selfie next to a famous painting or statue
and some people think you went to Italy or France

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or some other cool place to take the picture and
you didn't even leave the city. Lambs, I like that.
I just might do that this morning. Okay. Do you
like strawberry ice cream? I do. It is National Strawberry
ice Cream Day. I don't like it, okay, but I'm
mostly a chocolate or butter pecan God.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah, It's a nostalgic for me because when I was little,
my dad would take me on Sundays for Daddy Daughter Day.
Oh yeah, and we would go and we would have
strawberry ice cream.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh, get me some today and gump it down just
because it's National strawberry.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Mama would get the Neapolitan which shop the vanilla and strawberry.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
But see, I wouldn't eat the strawberry, wouldn't eat the strawberry.
The chocolate and vanilla would be way down and the
strawberry hadn't even been touched. I'll hang out with you
boys and I'll get on the strawberry that it would
be very happy together. It's also National Bagel Day, as
a matter of fact, I scarf one down right before
the show this morning, just to celebrate spreading a little
cream cheese on it. Speaking of spreading and cream cheese,

(06:31):
how's your mom? Oh but wait, there's one more. Okay,
Today is National Fresh Squeeze Juice Day. You gotta have
something to wash down that bagel, don't you? Or is
Robert Plant once saying squeeze my eleven till the juice

(06:52):
run down my leg and I hope it was fresh
squeeze juice spreading down. Let's get ready for sports of
all sorts and a lot to talk about. Then, of
course we got the freaking fool file. Then we'll start
answering your questions from the askut Stuff hotline. You're on
Ascus Stuff Day. It's gonna be another fun day, Yes,

(07:13):
to be it. So let's start out by doing good
morning shit all my favorite part of the morning, or
I got that stuck in my hair right to march.
If everybody is ready, well ready or not, I'm finna
give it to you here tom showtime. Wait, wait, hanging up,

(07:44):
I'll tell about that's my Catherine Hepburn impression of Robert Plant.
All right, all right, we'll start ninety two.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Five.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Hey, it's time vers sports of all. Sorry trot to
you buy the wheel. Height Law firm. Injury lawyers go
to Willhightwinds dot com. Well, today is a special sports birthday.
At least it's special for me and a few others.
Turning forty six today. Yes, former Saints quarterback Drew Brees
my boy. Also, today is former Cowboy Randy White's birthday.

(08:12):
He turned seventy two.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Remember when Oprah tried to wipe his birthmark off of him?
She didn't know it was a birthmark. She said, somebody
must have kissed you on some brown lipstones.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
So embarrassed. Speaking of Jerry's kids, The Dallas Cowboys decision
to part ways with head coach Mike McCarthy ignited a
wave of speculation about who's gonna fill that void in Arlington.
One name that quickly gained traction was that of Dion Sanders,
the legendary former Cowboys player with ties to the franchise
and a growing reputation as a successful coach. Sanders seemed

(08:47):
like a national candidate. However, despite the interest, coach Prime
shot many by turning down the offer to coach in
Dallas at least for now. Yeah, at least for now.
Deon Sanders has certainly proven his coaching prowess, particularly at
the University of Colorado, where he took over a struggling
program and made it legit. Colorado even ended this year

(09:08):
ranked in the top twenty five in achievement they hadn't
seen since two thy sixteen. Now, despite this success, Sanders's
decision to bypass the Cowboys job has raised eyebrows across
the NFL. Several football analysts called his decision foolish, suggesting
that a return to the NFL could be a career
defining move for Dione Sanders. However, Sanders appears to be

(09:30):
focused on his current project at Colorado, and he has
made it clear that his aspirations to coach in the
NFL are closely tied to the future of his sons,
who will be eligible for the drag. Yep, we'll see,
will see. I think it's also show me the money,
jaed it is.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
It is congratulations in order for Kansas City Chiefs quarterback
Patrick Mahomes. Mahomes and his wife Britney have welcomed their
third child, a daughter they named Golden Ray Mahomes. Now
the couple broke the new He was on Instagram sharing
a black and white photo of Brittany and Patrick Mahomes
holding the baby's little Dina. There's a cute now Golden

(10:07):
Ray joined sister Sterling Sky who is three, and brother
Patrick Bronze Levn Mahomes the third.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yes, so it's Sterling Bronze and now Golden. Oh god.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
You may remember that back on Christmas Day, after the
Kansas City Chiefs beat the Steelers, that Patrick Mahomes told
reporters that he had promised his wife Brittany that he
would get the number one seed in the af playoffs
so that they could have their third child during their
by w And there it happened. Patrick Mahomes and the
Chiefs played the Houston Texans in a divisional.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Playoff game on Saturday. Kickoff, he said, three thirty p
eight dan More On the NFL.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
The All Pro selections for the twenty twenty four season,
voted on by the AP were released last Friday, and
three Dallas Cowboys made that list. Oh yeah, yeah, we
got three's son there. NFL All Pro First Team selections
return specialist Cavante Turpin. Dallas's two selections to the NFL
All Pro Second Team or wide receiver CD and kicker

(11:09):
Brandon Aubrey.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Can we give it up for Brandon Aubrey people, Yeah,
he's been the most valuable player because he's the only
one who scored. He's exciting, you know. It's like a
child prodigy kind of.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Lamb got his third Overall All Pro nod and third
consecutive after being named second Team All Pro three years
ago and First Team All Pro two years ago.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
So cee, D, you's doing pretty good.

Speaker 8 (11:32):
It's the second All Pro selection for both Aubrey and Turpin,
Aubrey earning his first team All Pro in twenty three,
Turpin being named his first team All Pro in twenty
twenty two. Turpin was the first return specialist to earn
All Pro honors in the history of the Dallas Cowboy.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
He's a fast little beast, Yes he is. We got
some good points. Yeah, if you can close a hole
on him, you won't let him get through. But if
he does, he gone, he go. Hey something I saw
an inside edition yesterday. A viral video from Sunday's NFL
playoff game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Green Bay
Packers has resulted in consequences for an Eagles fan who

(12:14):
was verbally abusing a Packers fan in the stands at
Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia. It was a girl. She
was sitting there with all her Packers stuff in it
so insulting. Did you see it? Yes, we actually have
it up on the bow and them show. Thank good,
you see it for yourself. The Eagles fan was recorded
on video calling a female Packers fan seated in front

(12:35):
of him an ugly dumb sea word. I saw the video,
and this prick wouldn't let up on her. It was
a real douchebag thing to do, even for an Eagles fan.
Oh well, it didn't take long for people to figure
out who this guy is. He's now been banned for
life from attending any more Eagles games, and the company

(12:56):
he works for has begun a full investigation in to
the matter. This guy might get fired and it would
serve him right, Anna, he is fired. He is fired.
He already got fired.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
Yeah, date, yeah, yeah, he worked for a DEI company.
Oh really Yeah, diversity inclusion kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
When they saw that, they were like, yeah, that's not
what we're all about.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
When I when I saw that, I figure, he's probably
gonna get fired before the end of the day. Sure enough,
he's already gotten fired. Violated their morals clause. Yes, he's
got plenty of time for therapy now, and what yesh.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
It was a bad night for the Dallas Mavericks. They
lost to the Denver Nuggets, won eighteen to ninety nine.
The MAVs still without Luca, who hasn't played since sumfering
a left calf strain on December twenty fifth against Minnesota in.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Their second game of a back to back.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
The MAVs played New Orleans tonight, the team they blew
out one thirty two to ninety one on November nineteenth
in Dallas. But that was back when Luca don and
another injured player, Derek Lively, were healthy, and back when
New Orleans didn't have Zion Williamson. The Mavericks, at twenty
two and eighteen, should beat the Pelicans, who are nine

(14:11):
and thirty two, but that's on paper. Hopefully that'll translate
to a win tonight after last night's loss. Tip Off
tonight from the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans is
at seven, and you can watch the game on k
FAA channel twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
That's Channel late sister station.

Speaker 9 (14:28):
Now.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
An awful lot of us Dallas Stars fans are grateful
to the platform Victory Plus for kind of taking charge
of things. I think it's made our lives a little
bit easier trying to keep up with Stars hockey. Okay,
now it looks like they're going to help another home team,
the fans. First streaming platform, Victory Plus has added the
Texas Rangers into a partnership with the streaming service to

(14:50):
provide Rangers games to fans as well as Stars games.
This comes after the Rangers parted ways with his previous
broadcast partner.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Bally Sports.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
Wust such a diamond of quality there from the Diamond
Sports group that after their contract with Bally expired, the
Rangers said they were assessing their options. They've gone with
Victory Plus. There was a rumor about it. Now it
looks like it's official. They tease the news on social
the seventy two day countdown that happens to be the
number of days until the Rangers opening day that's going

(15:22):
to be against Boston on the twenty seventh of March.
Victory Plus carries other games too, NHL's Dallas Stars, Anaheim Docs,
a lot of stuff. Unlike their hockey counterparts, there's no
There is a little price to watch the Rangers. It
doesn't cost anything to watch NHL, but the Rangers is
an annual fee. We don't know what that is yet,
but we'll find out soon. And if the Rangers will

(15:43):
continue to broadcast on traditional television as well also remains unknown.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
So more information coming, all right, And your Dallas Star
has got a convincing road win last night, being the
Toronto maple Leaze four to one. The Stars still have
only one loss so far this year, and I'm sure
they want to keep it that trend going tomorrow night
when Dallas returns to their home ice to take on
the Montreal Colnetians at the American Airline Center. And two

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editors at Car and Driver magazine You ever read that?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Sure. They have come up with a protest against traffic
laws in the seventies and created the Cannonball Run. There's
a movie about It's a two movies, a coast to
coast race starting at the Red Ball Garage in Manhattan
and finishing at the Porto Fino Hotel in Redondo Beach, California.
The idea was popular enough to spare upon several movies,

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and now it's been completed by a driverless car. A
Tesla self driving mode completed the entire trip with almost
no input from the driver, Jordan Golson.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
The one difference Golson wasn't doing it to try to
beat the best time, which is twenty five hours and
thirty nine minutes set during the pandemic when there wasn't
any traffic. The twenty twenty four Tesma Model three p
p homans drove itself for around forty hours, except for
near charging stations when the driver had to take the
steering wheel to stop the car and get it juiced

(17:08):
up with power before to continue the trip. Maybe it's
time for a third Cannonball run movie. I'm just sa
Ball all right? Get ready the freaking full File. Next
on the Bow and Them show, Oh Yeah, Dallas Forwar's
classic RONC lone star nineteen five Home Boss Stevie ray
Vaughn coming up our first round of askest Stuff questions

(17:32):
from the Ask a Stuff Highline. Let's take care of
business at hand. It is time now for the freaking
fool File. Mmmmm back on July fourth, This story is
just coming out. Andrew Disney no relation to Walt and
Mickey Mouse. He had a fireworks mishap that might have

(17:52):
been every man's nightmare. Uh so you can guess what
it is. When night fell over the celebration, the fireworks
got bigger and a mortar style beast was unveiled. Those
mortars blow up some goods ors, don't they. Well, unfortunately
it fell over and one of the mortars fired directly

(18:13):
hit him in the crotch. That can happen, a fireball
in the crotch, That's something no man wants to experience,
great balls of fire. The fact that the explosion blew
off his shorts and underwear made it easier for emergency
cruise to tend to his substantial wound, although they accidentally

(18:36):
caught his left testicle in the tourniquet, which that is
also a special kind of damn. That's a double whyomi
doctor said that eight percent of his body had third
degree burns, But it was this big ass belt buckle,
which his wife hated, that ended up preventing the damage
from being much more severe. Good for him, fortunately, because

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of the skilled doctors, giningrafts, therapy and support from his wife,
Disney now says everything is working as it should. Of course,
it's still a little tender around his twig and berries.
I guess, okay, Well, imagine I was.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Going to go get a brisket burn ends for lunch,
but I think I'm gonna go with a salad instead.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
You might want to, You might want to, Okay.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
A self confessed fairy whisperer who has been able to
see the mythical being since she was a little girl,
says she's also in touch with other fabled creatures.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Including mermaids.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Mermaids, Oh, she haunds like a saying individual, you have
special kind of crazy. In fact, sixty year old Karen
Kay from Cornwall, England gets close to them with a
ritual bath where she adds a handful of sand to
a tub before placing mermaid figurines, soaps, shells.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
And candles all around her. Wow.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
Karen k is part of an international community who believe
in fairies and gather at fairy festivals to dress up,
swap stories, and listen to new age music. I wonder
if she's ever been to the mermaid Parade in San Marcus, Texas.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
That's true, that's true.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
Karen first discovered her connection to the Fairy Kingdom as
a little girl. Fairies are connected with children because they
have their eyes opened. She was also a punk model,
and there's photos of her with bright red spiky hair
that were splashed over postcards sold all over London during
the eighties. She was a very popular punk model. The
fairy Woman, as she is called. He's also behind the
Three Wishes Fairy Festival, where a thousand fairy loving revelers,

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some coming from as far as Australia and the United States,
rock up every year for the three day event to
talk about fairies and dress up in fairy costumes.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh won't that be fun? Oh yeah? And get my
wings now?

Speaker 8 (20:43):
And she grows her own petuli and she has all
of Yanni's albums on vinyl that she did. A twenty
five year old German woman thought the best way to
hide from her family problems was to do the logical thing.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
What was that, fake her own death? Oh no, she did.

Speaker 8 (20:58):
So what's step one in faking your own death? Find
someone who's a dead ringer for you and kill them.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I've seen that on a TV show.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
This lady who was just simply known in public as
schahabon K. She was sentenced to life in prison along
with her twenty six year old mail accomplice. They were
found guilty of hatching this plot, fake the death, murder
somebody else, perfect crime, Yeah right, I know. Court determined
that she scoured social media in search of her perfect
looking match like a dumb ass, then met the woman

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after she offered her a free beauty treatment, and then
killed her with her partner's help. Once they picked her up,
the pair brought the victim to a wooded area they
stabbed her.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Almost sixty times.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Unreal, y'all.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
And the really weird thing about this story is the
fact that it was never explained exactly what this woman's
secret was that was worth killing somebody over who looked
just like her so that nobody would find out what
was really going on.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Why did she do this? The motive remains a mystery,
no body knows story. Okay, get ready for this one.
Get ready for this one. Annie Charlotte is an adult
film star with an unusual claim to fame. She has
a rare condition called uterus dietelfis, meaning she has two vaginas,

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two cervixes, and two uteruses. Is man or is it horrible?
Is it UTERI or uized. She says it's on her
only fans page where she gets the most unusual request
from her fans. In one instance, she claims a man
bought her bath water for four thousand dollars. To accommodate

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that request, she took a photo of herself in the
bathtub and then scooped up some of the very same
water into a jar and sent it his way. It
seems that the man wanted to ensure the water had
been exposed to both of her the JJ's how do
you ensure that, I don't know by taking a picture
in the top oh with both of your little jajas.

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Charlotte also says she's pulled over thirty thousand dollars just
by selling her unwashed underway. Yeah, but she also has
two periods a month instead of just one. Well now.
One guy even wanted one of her pubes from each
vagina so he can frame them and hang them on
his wall. On the downside, she also admits to being

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on dating apps having trouble finding guys who want to
learn more about her once they realize she's the dual
Genitalia girl, because that's all they want to talk about.
When she goes on a date and she'd getting tired
of that. Well, you shouldn't have been advertising. That's twice
the nasty God. All right, our first round of ask
stuff coming up. Also coming up next hour, the game

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you Love to Hate. Choose your news.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
You picked the story that Bow made up, and you're
gonna win ac DC tickets. They're coming to at and
T Stadium Monday, April fourteenth, and we want you to
be there.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
We'll give those tickets away around seven fifty right.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
Here on the Bowl and Them show on Dallas Fort
Worth's Class Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Hey wait just a second, hidden e O the donkey
on Winny the food. That's el okay from the close
though I was close enough, not close enough? Rock and roll? Yeah, sure,
why not? All right, rash Gules, it is ask us
Stuff Day. They asked of Stuff hotline number two and
four eight six six eighty six hundred. We got a

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couple for you.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
And we had somebody that emailed and said bo just
mentioned the woman with two of the JJ's in the
Freaking Fool file. Yeah, so it begs the question, has
a boy ever been born with two penises?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Really, and the answer is yes, some men have been
born with two penises. It's a condition called de failure
penile duplication p D, and it is a rare congenital
anomaly that occurs in about one in five point five
million lied births. The first reported case was in sixteen

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oh nine by a guy named Johannes Jacob Wecker. Whacker
No Wcker close enough, But I like the way you think, Yeah,
that wouldn't be so bad. But what if that second
penis was right in a MILLI your forehead. Yeah, they
ain't a hat big enough to like a tusk. Alright,

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let's go to the Ask the Stuff hotline. Here's the
first question is where.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Did they come up with hogh pollutant.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
High follutint funny you should high pollutant meaning pretentious or
you think a whole lot of yourself when others don't.
That was first used in the early nineteenth century. One
theory holds it a from the Yiddish high fallute phlegm,
which means nonsense. Another contends that is derived from high

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flown because British broadcaster Melvin Bragg argues that it embodies
the class divisions found on the nineteenth century American steamboats.
He says, on board the bigger the boats, the richer
travelers were pulled high fallutin because of the high fluted
smoke stacks there. Okay, well that's cool. I've never heard

(26:29):
a smoke stack called that a high fallute. Aren't you
all right? Here's nothern how much snot it's flamm does
an average person swallow?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
My day?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Oh, I can't wait to find that this is going
to gross you out. Oh god.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
The average person swallows around one and a half quarts
of mules a day, not per day, usually.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Without noticing it.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
This is the amount produced by the body's nasal passages
and the throat lining, which is then mostly swallowed down
the digestive truck.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
So yeah, one and a half quartz wouldn't be so
bad if your snot was flavored. But it could be.

Speaker 8 (27:10):
My old doc, yeah right, my old doc calls it
post nasal drill. It just goes straight down.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's what's one of the commercials on TV for some
nose sprays gal from post nasal d Okay, moving right along.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Oh yeah, My question is, uh, what does THC mean?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Sound like you've been partaking? It's feeling good. Well, THC
stands for tetra hydro cannabinol. It's the main ingredient that
produces the high, and you smoke it or eat it.
What is delton n I You hear about delton I? Yeah,
it is the most abundant form of THC and it's

(27:52):
not legal for recreational use in Texas. Of course, it's
not under Texas law. Delton i THC is classic as
a controlled substance, making it illegal unless it's derived from
hemp and contains less than point zero point three percent
THC by dry weight, hip derived Delta eight, Delta ten,

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and CBD products which less than three percent point three
percent Delta nine THC are technically legal here, but you
can still get arrested for it because police field tests
can't distinguish between legal hemp and illegal marijuana. Remember the
NORD determined THHC percentages, So cops can go ahead and
bust you for it. Then you'll have to go through

(28:35):
a lawyer get your case dismissed. Okay, just thought you'd
like to know. Okay, here's another one. I was just curious.
I know some of you may remember the Blue Law. Yeah,
whatever happened to that. I thought it was kind of crazy,
but anyway, just curious, okay, the Blue law.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
So Texas Blue Laws were originally enacted in nineteen sixty one,
prohibiting the sale of forty two items on consecutive weekend days.
These items included cars, Washington machines, liquor pots, pans, knives
and more, white pots, pans, knives, and more.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I have no free ideas.

Speaker 7 (29:11):
Blue laws were intended to encourage people to go to
church and observe the Sabbath, Sunday being a day of rest.
Some stores like supermarkets, drug stores, and convenience stores were
allowed to operate on Sundays, but they couldn't sell the
banned items. Texas still has two blue laws still in effect.
The sale of alcohol is restricted, and car dealerships must
be closed for one day a weekend, either Saturday or Sunday,

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and they normally choose Sunday. Blue laws are remnants of
religiously inspired codes that date back to the New England pilgrims,
who printed them on blue paper, thus blue laws. Most
of them went away in the early seventies.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
If you remember, Yeah, but there was a time when
all you could buy was school supply yea.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
I remember it was like so boring on a Sunday
because you couldn't go to the mall because so many
stores were.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Closed, and you women like to go to them mall.
Don't you love to shop? Be shopping? Okay, here you go.
I just want to know how we got the names
of the days of the week. How do we get
the names of the days of the week. Well, the
ancient Babylonians named the days of the week. The twenty
eight day lunar cycle was broken into four weeks, each

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consisting of seven days. The days of the week were
named after the celestial bodies which the Babylonians observe. The
sun Sunday and the moon Monday were the first two. Mars, Venus, Mercury, Saturn,
and Jupiter were named after Roman gods. And no, you know,

(30:41):
all right, moving right along? British curious, a bear, account, earl,
a lord, and a viscount. Wonder God. I wonder too,
what's the answer? Oh no, you've been up late at
night pondering, Yeah, all night.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
In British royalty, lord is a title he used to
refer to a member of the peerage, which is a
social class of nobles. Holding titles like a duke, a marquess,
an earl, a viscount or a baron. Essentially, lord is
a general term used to address someone within the British nobility,
with the most common usage being for barons, who are
often simply called lord instead of the frual title of

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baron baron. Throughout the centuries, the British peerage has evolved
into the five ranks that exists today.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
These are duke, marquess, earl, a viscount and a baron,
and then lord can be used for all of those.
Oh there you have it seem aren't you smarter than
you were when you woke up today? Dallas Horse Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two. I don't really think you
need to remind us to breathe. That's kind of a

(31:49):
natural thing. Yeah, without think, Can we do it yfully?

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Some guy called yesterday right as we were leaving and
wanted to know what was the name of Columbo's wife
on the TV show. Well, he never mentioned he always
said my wife. He never mentioned her name. He just
said my wife. He never said her name, and they
always referenced her, but she was never on that show. However,

(32:17):
then there was a TV show called Missus Colimo and
it was based on the wife of Lieutenant Colombo. And
it was played by Kate mulgrew and the character was
called Kate Colombo, Kate Columbus. We only aired for two seasons,
but it was Kate Columbu. I guess. So during filming
of the show, if somebody hollered Kate, she would answer

(32:40):
around if they hollered Kate. And that's the character she plays.
She thinks he's talking to someone else? Did she talk
like this? Just one more thing? All right? What other
emails you got?

Speaker 7 (32:53):
So this is from Arnold Selina's in Fort Worth. He asked,
is it true that Mike McCarthy's dad was firefighter?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
What it's true? Really?

Speaker 7 (33:03):
Yes, Coach McCarthy's dad, Joe McCarthy Junior, was a firefighter
for the Pittsburgh Fire Bureau and an officer for the
Pittsburgh Police Department. He also owned a bar called Joe
McCarthy's Bar and Grill, which Mike spent his Sundays cleaning
before church.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
He couldn't drink, but he didn't clean it.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Mike McCarthy was raised as a Pittsburgh Steelers fan. Are
they looking for a new coach.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yes they are, Yes, they are. Yeah, that would be perfect,
it would It was a good.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Load, coach McCarthy. Here's another email. Trudy sent us this
question about natural disaster. She goes, I keep hearing about
the LA wildfires being one of the worst natural disasters,
but was wondering what actually was the worst natural disaster ever?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Okay, what was it?

Speaker 7 (33:48):
The deadliest natural disaster in history is considered to be
from nineteen thirty one, the Yanceea River flood in China,
which killed an estimated three point seven million people.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, China's population.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
The flood was caused by heavy rainfall and snow melt
in the mountains. It affected more than fifty million people
and covered tens of thousands of square miles. Now, when
it comes to the LA wildfires, many expect it to
be the costliest disaster in US history, with an estimated
cost right now because it's still raging two hundred and
fifty to two hundred and seventy five billion billion.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Holy just the other day we were talking about and
it was only one hundred and fifty billion more. It's crazy.
They can rack up a bill in southern California, real.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
Quick, and then someone called in about chicken eggs and
whether they come out of the chicken the small side.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Or the big size first yeat or so. Usually they
come out of the chicken blunt and first.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
However, they traveled through the oviduct pointed end first, So
the blunt end is the fat end, and that's how
they come out.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Okay, so when it goes through the system, it makes
a big U turn and comes out the most.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
It comes out big and first after a twist inside
the little You know.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
That must be why chickens go.

Speaker 8 (35:19):
That's exactly why I wonder if they ever get stuck sideways.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Babies do sometimes. Oh yeah, yeah, they have the midwife
right for the chicken. Oh I'm just thinking about next
time I eat some fried chicken, I'm gonna go poor
little chicken gave his life and probably suffered on the
way eggs, especially the beginning of it. Okay, coming up

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a little less than a half an hour away, we're
gonna play Juice your News. You find the fake headline
and you win the ac DC tickets. But coming up
next we're gonna learn even more than we've already learned
on the show today, he goes. It's another installment of
did you Know? Coming up on the ball and that
show they'll pay attention and amaze your friends with the

(36:10):
knowledge you learned they didn't even get. It is what
I always say. Alas Orris Classic A lone Star ninety
two five ac DC coming to town. They're gonna be
at Jerrett World Monday, April fourteenth, and if you want

(36:30):
to go and don't want to pay the dough, I mean,
I don't know how expensive those tickets are, but i've been.
It's a little little pricey. Yep. Since they say this
is their last tour. Of course that's what the Scorpion said,
and they're still saying, somebody, Yeah, that was over ten
years ago that they said that. So we're gonna play
Choose Your News and there is no theme. I know

(36:51):
it's on my calendar, okay, right, I love the theme.
But if there's no theme, that's okay. Yeah, well you
can listen and learn because we're going to do another installment.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Of did you Know?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Right now? Are we ready?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Sir? For example, did you know? It is hard to believe,
but there are more public libraries in the US than McDonald's.
No seem like you see McDonald's everywhere. We have approximately
sixteen five hundred public libraries and less than fourteen thousand

(37:27):
McDonald's restaurants. I'll step it up, America. Yeah, come on now,
damn god. Did you know there is no federal law
banning the creation of fake images of people? Are you serious?
That means you can take a picture of anybody and
put a big penis coming out of their forehead and
you still can't get in trouble. I think that should

(37:48):
be legal. Yeah, you might get sued, but you can't
get arrested. Did you know many deaf people with schizophrenia
don't hear voice is in their head well because they
can't hear. Instead, some see a pair of disembodied hands
signing words in their mouths, so they're talking to them

(38:10):
but in sign language. Yes, how annoying would that? This
were people that have been deaf all their lives.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yeah, that is.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Possibly the darkest, most effed up piece of reality I've ever.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Heard in my whole life. Crazy. That is kind of crazy. Damn.
Did you know Dalmatians became firehouse dogs in the eighteen
hundreds because the fire engines were pulled by horses and
Dalmatians got along with the horses better than any other breed.
In fact, they would kind of calm the horses down, okare, Okay,

(38:40):
that makes sense, then the animal. Did you know that
we talked so much about Greenland these days. Yes, but
here's a fact for you, ass Greenland can be a
challenging place to live for your internal clock. That's because
in Greenland the sun does not set for two months

(39:02):
at the end of May until the end of July,
and in the winter, the sun sets in October and
doesn't rise again until February, with the only natural light
coming from the moon and Aurora borealis. And that's hardly nothing.
I wouldn't be able to sleep a wink if that
was the case. Did you know, Cleopatra, we lived closer

(39:26):
to the debut of the iPhone than the building of
the Great Pyramids. The Pyramid was finished in two thousand,
five hundred and forty BC. Cleopatra was born in two thousand,
four hundred and seventy one years. Wow, Cleopatra, she would
have loved the iPhone that was later on after the Pyramids. Yeah,

(39:49):
and the phone. iPhone debuted in two thousand and seven
with just two thousand and seventy, six years after her birth.
Imagine the selfie she goes say, did you know the
words highbrow and lowbrow come from phrenology. It's an old
pseudoscience that measured people's intelligence by the shape of their head.

(40:10):
People with higher brow lounges were considered more intelligent, and
people with low brow lines were considered Yeah, that's the
best way I can describe before you. Did you know,
just like there are earthquakes on Earth, there are moonquakes
on the Moon, sunquakes on the Sun, and mars quakes

(40:31):
on Mars. You can't really call them earthquakes if they're
not on Earth. It's cool earthquakes. Orth Quakes happen everywhere.
Did you know the first Super Bowl was carried by
both CBS and NBC because of their contracts. No other
super Bowl has seen more than one network. More than

(40:53):
one network now it's always one network, it's always one.
I mean, you remember who was in the first Super Bowl?
Green Bay and Kansas City chief. Oh wow, Now Kansas
City's on top and Green Bay down here after they
beat the snot out and I know that makes you
very happy. Did you know that an astronaut was allergic

(41:14):
to the moon.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
During the Apollo seventeen mission, astronaut Harrison Schmidt found out
that he had a severe reaction to moondust. When he
touched some he would break out in a horrible rack
because you know they would collect that finger.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Oh damn God, and then you're way up there in
space and there's no Walgreens or cbs around nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I'm sure they carried Benadera, I hope.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
So.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Did you know the official bird of Redondo Beach, California?
Is the good Year Blimp? The official bird?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
In nineteen eighty three, the coastal city made the Goodyear
Blimp their official city bird in anticipation of the nineteen
eighty four Olympics. They even presented a plaque to a
team from Goodyear Airship Operations to celebrate the decision. How
can the blimp be a brown? Did you know Viking

(42:09):
men wore makeup?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
They did. We talked about that, we did. Did you
know you can get for some reason, you could get
your eyeballs tattooed outs? You know, we talked about all
these body modification jerks that do that. Horrible if you're
looking to get your entire body tattooed. You don't need
to stop at your eyeballs. Many hardcore tattoo fans are

(42:31):
getting the white of their eyes injected with ink of
all kinds of colors, ranging from green to purple to black. However,
there are some risk involved as pain and prolonged blurred
and double vision. I guess so I don't know why
you wouldn't do something like that. All right, everybody ready
to play choose you'll know for ACDC tickets coming up

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to win, all you gotta do is shoes your news.

(43:18):
They must lean how it wakes again. Okay, I have
four headlines here from past issues of the Weekly World News. Well,
actually only three of them are headlines from past issues
of the Weekly World News. Well, I just made up
bomb will sail. So all you gotta do is find
the fake headline and you will win the tickets. So

(43:39):
let's get started. Is the first headline headline Number one
man spends three years locked in his bathroom to avoid
going to jail. Oh, it's extremely boring, but it beats
sitting in a cell. German shirt salesman is taking advantage
of a ninety year old city ordinance that makes it

(44:00):
eagle to arrest someone in the bathroom of their own home.
I have a TV in here, and my wife brings
me food, so I could stay in here forever if
I have to, says man who faces jail time for
unpaid traffic tickets. Oh, he claims that he'll stay in
his bathroom for five years until the statue of limitations

(44:20):
runs out?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Or is it?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Headline number two? Death under the Big Top. Wife rigs
big gun to kill cannonball hobby and accidentally kills her
lover with the same shot who day after day Daredevil
Dmitri the Rocket was sent shot from a cannon through
the air and into a net without so much as

(44:43):
a scratch, But his cheating wife tampered with the spring
and the big gun, and he got shot through the
roof of the circus tent into the parking lot to
his death. But in the most bizarre twist of all,
the human cannonball killed the man who was going to
run off with his wife. Yes he did, Yes he did.

(45:04):
Damn or headline Ember three, Mississippi Woman's amazing claim. My
chia pet dog has come to life. He fetches, rolls over,
and pees on fire hydrants. Animal lover swears that her
chia pet puppy is now alive and acting like a
real dog. That's awesome. I know it sounds crazy, but

(45:26):
my new pet buster, who started out as one of
those planters, has come to life and now he's my
bed friend. She claims. Her family is trying to force
her to see a psychiatrist, but she refuses to go. Well,
could it be headline number four? Till death do Us Part?

(45:47):
Wife's constant screaming CAUs his husband to lose his hearing,
and now he's divorcing her. Toronto woman's constant nagging at
the top of her lungs at all hours of the
day and night causes her spouse to go stone death.
She would scream in my ears as loud as she could.
At Least now I don't have to listen to her,
because now I can't hear her, says hubby, who is

(46:08):
now suing his loud mouthed wife for divorce. If he
would have just listened to me, none of this would
have happened. She said, Okay, So which one is the
fake headline?

Speaker 7 (46:19):
Man?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
That's good. That's good. They're all pretty damn good. Outing
let's recap headline. Number one, man spends three years locked
in his bathroom to avoid going to jail. It's extremely boring,
but it beats sitting in a cell. Number two Death
under the Big Top. Wife rigs big gun to kill
cannonball hubby and accidentally kills her lover with the same shot.

(46:42):
Here Number three Mississippi woman's amazing claim. My chia pet
dog has come to life. He fetches, rolls over, and
pees on fire hydrants. Or number four till death do
us part? Wife's constant screaming causes his husband to lose
his hearing, and now he's divorcing her. They're also which
one do you think it is? Okay ball, I want
to say this one. You think that one? Okay? Al,

(47:06):
You're wrong, and I got news. No grand slam for
the kid to Darylright, that's the one. Let's see if
I can fool the rescue. Two and four eight one, seven, seven,
bone of them? Show which one do you think is

(47:27):
the fake headline.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
It's still going through it.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
I'll go with the cannon ball. The cannon ball that
was number two, Death under the Big Top. Wife rigs
big gun to kill cannonball hobby that accidentally kills her
lover with the same shot. That's a real one, all right,
and they couldn't predict it. They weren't true. It's easy
for you to think. Okay, so it's not number two.

(47:52):
Let's move on. It's one, three or four people? Bone
of them show which one do you think is the
fake headline? Headline three, number three Missouri, Mississippi. Woman's amazing
claim my chia pet dog has come to life. That's
a great story. No, that is another real one. So
looking here, we're back at the beginning, is it? Headline

(48:16):
number one? Man spends three years locked in his bathroom
to avoid going to jail. It's extremely boring, but it
meets sitting in cell or headline number four Till death
do Us Part. Wife's constant screaming causes his husband to
lose his hearing and now he's divorcing her. Okay, come bro,
it's one or four or four? One or four? Going

(48:36):
THEMN Joe, which one is the fake headline.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
We'll go with number one.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Number one man spends three years locked in his bathroom
to avoid going to jail. It's extremely boring, but it
beats sitting in a celle none and so get you. Yeah, well,
if you hadn't ruined it, and I want to hear
a bland slain, I apologize, I take it back. Bone them, shoe,

(49:02):
which one is now the fake headline?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Number two?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
No, it's not number two. We already did that. Think
you'll need to pay attention. Y'all need to pay attention
while I'm doing it. Should have give him a hint?
No the next one? Bone, Then show which one do
you think is the fake headline? Number one?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
No, no again, Number one, number two and number three
are already real headline. So that kind of narrows it
down for you, don't it?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Bone, then show all right, which one do you think
is the fake headline? Number four? Number four? Finally someone's
paying attention to me. Till Jeff do us part? Do
us part it all right? Who is this Henry? Hold
on there, John, Henry the steel driving Man. We will
hook you up ac DC tickets. But hang on because

(50:02):
we've got to get some information from you. All right, Oh,
no way, thank you, my man, my man, lady. Go
all right, coming up next, traffic it got Why do
I sound like the world's worst pervert? Ye? Yeah, probably
because I am.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
Hey, the winning is just beginning here on lone Star
coming up next to our bo and I are going
to open up that lone Star ticket window.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
And we'll give away tickets to see them. Very funny Aziz.
I'm Sari from Parks and Recreation.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
He's going to be at Music Hall at Fair Park Saturday,
April twelfth, and we'll give away those tickets around eight
forty here on Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Well,
at this time of the morning, you know that traffic
is tied up. It's tied up over Dallas fort Worth area.
That could only mean one thing. God help us off.

(51:00):
It's time for the Mistress of the Highways and the byways.
It's time for traffic in Bondage West Linda. Happy hump
day boy. I am ready to rain down pain on
the two of you. Take that. Take that. Yes, I

(51:23):
love to see you boys. Whimple.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
You know it's going to be a busy weekend for
your mistress. I'm headed to Washington, d C. For Inauguration Day.
Just call me the Majority Whip. Yes, I have so
many clients in DC. I'm completely booked on Inauguration Day.

(51:48):
Really does that shock you?

Speaker 10 (51:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
How about this? Does this shock you? Extr charge? Oh?
Damn hurt?

Speaker 7 (52:00):
You know you might hate it, but so many of
my political clients loved the shot collar, and they also
love it when I used the special filibuster on their privates.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I'm afraid to ask.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
What.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Okay, let's look at that drive. Traffic is all backed
up this morning on seventy five Central near Fist Hieue.
I think it's fish fish really bone, well, say hello
to my fist. Oh that feels good. You weren't a woman?

(52:37):
Oh really, what would you do? Nothing? That's what I thought.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
In irving, a car was rear ended three at story
And what a story they'll have to tell about their bumper.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
It's all banged up.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
A Dodge truck rammed into it in Carrollton on one
twenty one the sam or Rugburn Freeway.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I guess that's its name. Driving is all tied up
near Hebron Parkway due to a truck that lost its load.
Lost it. Yeah, get ready to whip around that mess. Yeah,
and some driver is tailgating on thirty five as you
approached the bush here in the studio, I'm not tailgating.

(53:25):
I'm a whipping tail. Did that hurt? Yes, maam, it
did good. I hope you're driving to work is oh
so painful?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
It is?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Now, I'm Linda Lash with your traffic in Bondage, Dallas
Fort Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five, Ninda's
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I played Leonard Skinner and I forgot to mention that

(53:58):
Ronnie van Zandt would have been seventy seven years old. Yeah,
and that crash happened on my birthday. I remember you
telling that story. Well, if you thought we're through it
all that cold weather like last week, well guess again.
A strong Arctic cold front is gonna bring us another
batch of well below normal temperatures, which will be some

(54:20):
of the coldest air of the season so far. Just
got through the last Arctic glass. I don't think we're
gonna see any precipitation.

Speaker 8 (54:28):
Though, I sure hope not. It's supposed to be dry
cold instead of wet cold. Hopefully well.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Our cold front will move across North Texas Friday night.
Saturday's highs will climb into the upper forties to the
lower fifties, but augustine northerly wind will have it feels
like temperature into the thirties. Sunday, we'll start cold, with
lows in the mid twenties and feels like temperatures into
the teen ouch afternoon highs will solely rebound to the

(54:52):
mid upper thirties. Even colder temperatures are expected for Monday,
with loads into the teens and hies it to the
mid thirties right now. Like Annabelle said, there is only
a low chance of any wintering precipitation, but be prepared
just in case. You never know in Texas, right, foolish
that way.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
But remember that guy from Denton who was arrested in
Indianapolis for allegedly stalking WNBA star Caitlin Clark.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Oh yeah, that creepy look.

Speaker 7 (55:20):
Yeah, well he was in court yesterday for his arraignment
and he promptly turned it into a wild spectacle.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I am not surprise fifty five year old Michael Lewis.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
His charge was sending numerous threats and sexually explicit messages
to the Indiana Feverstar. After the judge called Lewis's case,
the defendant immediately shouted, guilty.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Is charged, and throw me the book. He just wants
to go to jail.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
The judge read through the charges despite Lewis's repeated attempts
to interrupt. Each time he spoke out of turn, deputies
approached him and told him to shut the hell up
and stop interrupting the judge. Of course, Michael Lewis kept
running his mouth. He was asked if he suffers from
mental illness, and he responded, I need my medicine. He
also said he lives in his vehicle and has one

(56:04):
hundred dollars to his name, which is why he has
not hired an attorney to defend him of the charges
of stalking WNBA star Caitlyn Clark. The judge entered a
not guilty plea on his behalf and ordered him to
be held on fifty thousand dollars bond, But Lewis told
him I don't want bum, I don't want Bill.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Whatever I'm here, I'm staying go ahead, take me to
the cell fruit. And after he said that he got
his wish, he got his wish. This is the guy
that said he had an imaginary relationship with Caitlin Clark.
Only to him it wasn't imagining. He kept driving fire house.
That's just so freaking and scary. That's a freaking black.

Speaker 8 (56:41):
That one especially gets on a nurse because I've been
following that kid's career kind of like she's my own kid.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Charge since you've been following her in the most positive, healthy,
supportive way.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
Oh okay, I'm there for Caitlyn Clark a protect her
from that jerk.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
So you wouldn't go through her trash, would you? Oh god? No, okay,
but I ump that guy into a garbage disposal for
doing that. He might sniff for Jersey though. No, get
away from that kid. Don't worry. We've ruined enough good
kids in this whe no, I know, and we'll keep
ruining minds doing this show.

Speaker 8 (57:15):
And we were also breaking old ladies hearts who are
lonely and have money. You remember a couple of days
ago we were talking about the lady got the Keanu
Reeves scam. Yeah twice. There's a brad Pit scam that
happened to you. Oh yeah, ladies, imagine dating Hollywood star
Brad Pitt. Also imagine that he asks you for money
to pay for cancer treatment like he needs after the

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ex wife froze his funds.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
I'm not buying that for a second care. How lonely
I am. And it was AI.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
Yeah, more or less his resemblance was generated via AI.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
But this happened to a woman in France.

Speaker 8 (57:52):
She became convinced she was in a relationship with Brad
Pitt and kind of like the woman who fell not
once but twice for Keanu just talked about that the
other day. She is a fifty three year old French woman.
Her name is Anne and the latest woman to fall
for the fake Brad Pitt scam after several cases of
this have happened in Europe in the last year, specifically

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Spain and France.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Yes, the interior.

Speaker 8 (58:16):
Designer said that the nightmare began in September of twenty
twenty three. She got a message on Instagram from jane
Eta Pitt, the actor's mother. Supposedly they chatted quickly turned
into a Brad Pitt communication and Anne was told by
the fraudster.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
It's women like you that my son needs. He needs
your help.

Speaker 8 (58:36):
It was the next day that another person contacted here
posing his Brad, saying, hello.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Ann, I need your help and I'm so glad you're
in my lug now. Even though Brad Pitt doesn't talk
like that, yeah, not even what cancer, you don't talk
like that.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
He was only after ansaw pictures of Brad Pitt and
his new girlfriend in the papers that she began to
suspect that maybe this is false.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Yeah, and now she's current last yeah, yeah, so she.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
Only she lost a lot of money, six figures worth,
nearly seven and she's hospitalized in a clinic now with
severe depression.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
A damn listen, Brad Pitt and Keanu Reeves are never
gonna ask you for money, so don't send it to Okay,
don't do that. Well, there are only a few days
until TikTok could possibly get banned in the United States,
and that's a lot of people wondering what will happen
on their phones. Well, here are the two likeliest scenarios.

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It'll go dark when you open the app, you'll get
no content and said you'll see a message along the
lines of little service or not available in your country.
It will degrade over time. The ap will still work,
but it won't be updated with any new features or
security patches. As time goes by, it will become less
and less functional. Now, if you haven't downloaded the app
by Sunday and the band goes into effect, you won't

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be able to It will no longer be available in
app stores. Oh but if you already have it, don't worry.
You're not getting in trouble. The new law targets distributors
like Apple, Google and not individuals. And are you bummed out,
my friend, because you lost out on your chance to
drive the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile, Well, you may get

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behind the wheel of another ridiculous vehicle that's sure to
turn heads planners. The Peanut People is giving free lucky
people the chance to drive is twenty six foot long
peanut shaped vehicle called the Nutmobile. Now know how embarrassing
across the country earning forty five thousand dollars a year
plus travel expenses, health benefits and to four to oh

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one k actually applications. They're being accepted through February fourteenth
for the one year position drivers of the Nutmobile where
work as part of the Peanutter squad representing planners at events,
and you have to dress up like old mister Peanut.
Go to the planner's website if you're interested. Now, see,

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that might be fun, but I don't think I could
pull it all because I'd keep referring to it as
the bust nut. That's just me. That's just me, Dallas.
What was classic Roga Lone Star ninety two five? Now,
if you're a fan of Heart and you've seen them

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live before, Anna only saw him for the first time
not long ago. Hart has covered a lot of Led
Zeppelin songs and performed for Led Zeppelin at the Kennedy
Center Honors in twenty twelve. Well Nancy Wilson says she
walked out of the show the first time she saw Zeppelin.
Oh she did. She said. She saw them opening four

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The Fifth Dimension. Oh at the Green Lake Aqua Theater
in Seattle in May of nineteen sixties. She was there
to see the Fifth Dimension. Yes, I guess. Nancy goes
on to say that the tipping point was when Zeppelin
performed the lemon song. Oh. She said, when Robert Plant
sang about squeeze my until the juice runs down my leg,

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she told her friend, all right, we're out of here.
Oh she was so easily affection Now. Among the Zeppelin
songs hearts recorded and played live are Stairway to Heaven,
Going to California, Misty Mountain Hop, Rock and Roll, The
Battle of Evermore, and Black Dog. So Nancy doesn't really
hate them that bad appearing, and.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Apparently when she sang for Robert Plant, he said that
was one of the best versions he had ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Well, she didn't like him the first thing. I've seen
led Zeppelin several times in the seventies and I never
once saw him play the Lemon song.

Speaker 9 (01:02:35):
I wish I could have because I was scream not
my particular lemon. But yeah, we were just talking about
that in the show intro.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yes, because it's National Juice Day, Juice Day, and we
all said that Zeppelin line at the same time he did.
That's because we know how to work when he's out
of here. By the way, Timmy Chalamagne, Yes, we'll return
to Saturday Night Live for his third stint as a host,
but this time he'll be pulling double duty. NBC announced

(01:03:09):
that comedian Dave Chappelle will host the show this Saturday
with musical guests glow Rilla whoever the hell that is.
While Chala May will be the host of musical guest
on January twenty fifth. He'll probably sing a Bob Dylan
song or two, since he played him in his latest movie,
A Complete Unknown, which is a contender for the Oscars,
whose nominations will be announced on Sunday.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
Yeah, they delayed them though because of the Wildfirember.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Yes, Saturday Night Live is in the midst of celebrating
its fiftieth season. The show will return in the middle
of February to celebrate its anniversary over weekend, including a
Sunday Night Live broadcast in SNL fifty the anniversary special
that'll be on February the sixteenth. In case you were what,
I tell you what, Timothy Challamay does a really good

(01:03:54):
job with those Bob Dylan songs. I'm gonna have to
see that movie because that's just said. Maybe I'll see it.
But if you say it's that good, okay, I thoroughly
enjoy that, well, you just think he's key. He was
a hot Bob Della, a hot bot That's what she says.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
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then one thousand dollars may come in handy. Rock the
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Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Yes, it's true, we do this stupid show of our
own free will. And of course is Rush. And I
think Annabelle has a time waster about such said bank.

Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
I do well.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Actually, the time waster is about Alex Lifestyle, his post
Rush band Envy of None. This is all up on
the Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety
two five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
So Envy of None.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
Alex license Ne band will release their second album, Stingion
Waves on March fourteenth, and A and I were curious
as to what Stingion is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
It's dark, gloomy. It refers to the Styx River. All
Stinging Waves.

Speaker 7 (01:05:14):
The autum features the two singles that they've already released
in the past couple of months, Not Dead Yet and
Under the Stars, which we have posted. Plus they've shared
a new song and animated video from the title track,
and we have that up on our page for you
to check out. Meanwhile, a lot of Rush fans are
wondering when Alex and Geddy Lee are going to release something.

(01:05:34):
The two oftentimes jammed together. Here's Geddy Lee talking about
recently teaming.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Up with Alex Alan.

Speaker 10 (01:05:41):
I do get together from time to time and we
jam a little bit. Sometimes we have fun trying to
remember our old songs and that's funny, and we talk
about possibilities, but we don't have any plans. You know,
we have really nothing in writing where we would say
this is on the books, we're gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
We'll say they're at least still communicating. Oh absolutely, they've
lived down the street from each other. Yeah, and Jimmy
still communication. Will In fact, we're having lunch today.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
Oh you are.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
I hadn't seen Jimmy Wow. Yeah okay.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
So Yes is releasing a super deluxe edition of Close
to the Edge in March. This collection includes rare recordings,
alternate versions of songs, and in nineteen seventy two, live
performance at the Rainbow Theater. Guitarist Steve Howeyes calls it
the band's most miraculous album. This collection is going to
be out March seventh, and Ozzy Osbourne and Billy Morrison

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have a new single that's going to be out on Friday.
Gods of Rock and Roll is a remake of a
song that the pair co wrote for Morrison's twenty fifteen
solo album God Shaped Whole. Ozzy and Billy had a
big rock hit earlier last year with Crack Cocaine, and we.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Have that video up for you to check out.

Speaker 7 (01:06:56):
And apparently Motley Cruz Tommy Lee doesn't want to hear
about all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
These new releases.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
The Motley Crue drummer took to social media this week
to say he was fing sick of seeing fellow musicians
promoting themselves online amid the Southern California wildfires. He goes
off on this social media post saying, no one cares
about your album or your next concert.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Check out the post on.

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Our page, and Ringo Star is doing it with a
little help from his friends, and this should really upset
Tommy Lee. Ringo was joined by an all star cast
of Nashville musicians for a concert last night at the
Ryman Auditorium.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
They're going to be doing it again tonight.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
The two concerts are being filmed for a CBS and
Paramount Plus special called Ringo and Friends at the Riemann.
It's going to benefit wildfire relief for the American Red
Cross and those impacted by the Los Angeles fires. Among
those joining Ringo last night Cheryl Crowe, Jack White, Brenda Lee,
the Brenda Lingo, North Texas' own Mickey Guiton, and many

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many more.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
We have the whole story up on our page. Plus.
It's not the first time that Ringo star has played
the Ryman. He's played there many times, so we have
from twenty twelve his concert there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
And finally, I know it's hard to believe bow, but
an Eagles fan is in big We're talking about Yes,
we did.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
A disgraced Eagles fan who is captured on video heckling
a female Packers fan during Sunday's game in Philadelphia has
not only been banned from all future events at Lincoln
Financial Field, the home of the Eagles, he was also
fired from his job.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
He deserved it. Did you see the video of this
guy wouldn't shut off.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
If you want to see that video, we have it
up on the Bow and Them show page at lone
star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Okay, I'm if I'm dressed to kill. Yes, that really
mean I'm supposed to kill somebody, But I ain't that
mad at anybody. If you're dressed to kill, it just
means you look so good. If somebody may drop dead
just from Saturday, how hot you are. Well, it ain't
gonna happen today because I'm wearing my Fred Sandford t shirt. Yeah,

(01:09:16):
your Shampiples shirt is bitching. You know why I love
it shampiple, don't you. It's what a mix of. Uh
friend used to mix ripple and soda and he called
it shampipole, right, sometimes mix it with real champagne. And yeah,
a guy named John gave me the shirt because he

(01:09:36):
knew what a Sandford and Son fana. He was so awesome. Well, well,
well that's enough here for ascus stuff day. Remember you
can call and leave a question anytime at two on
four eight six six eighty six hundred. We'll get to
you next wellesday, But coming up next is our after
show decompression session because after we a show like the

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one we just did. We need a little decompression. It's
coffee Talk Coffee Yeah over on the official Facebook page
for loans starting on at you. Yeah. We really don't
talk about anything except stuff that just pops into our heads.
Twenty of our friends. Yeah, unless you guys want to
call in and give us something to talk about, We'll
just sit here and ramble kind of like I'm doing

(01:10:23):
right now.

Speaker 8 (01:10:24):
We've got some regular callers on the after show. We'd
love to hear from some potities. Yes, yeah, some first timers.
We like first timers along with it because you remember
your first time, don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Well, it's kind of fuzzy. Yeah, that's maybe that was
the wrong Maybe that was the wrong thing to say. Okay,
I couldn't help myself, hunk. Hey, Tomorrow is fun with
music Day, and we have more ac DC tickets to
give away at seven fifty. As a matter of fact,
I have an ac DC mashup. I'm gonna pull you

(01:10:58):
oh yeah to do. Okay, Well, okay, So the after
show decompressionation is coming up next morn over on Facebook
and the show Neough Show will begin tomorrow at six
am as usual, and I got some other stuff planned
for it, of course you did you, including what if

(01:11:19):
the Beatles were actually a metal band from the eighties?
Are you serious? Like a hair band? Like a hair band.
They were a hairband in their time, remember, yeah, my dad,
you say, look they got that qure haircut. Dad, hush,
my dad can call him long haired, long hair.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Make sure you join us on the after show and
we'll see you on the show neough Show tomorrow sixth am.
I so as we wish you a B