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January 17, 2025 • 61 mins
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Speaker 3 (00:33):
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Speaker 4 (00:34):
If you think it was, you're dumb suck.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Are you ever paying for Jehovah's return? Because if you not,
I have a p.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
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Speaker 2 (00:52):
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Speaker 6 (01:05):
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Speaker 4 (01:08):
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Speaker 3 (01:09):
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Wait you wake your ass up? Wait, wait, wait your
ants up? Wait you wait your ass up wake your
ass up?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Wait, you wake your.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Ass Up's t g I up?

Speaker 7 (01:18):
Thank God it's Friday and bench holor for drange can
three dangers.

Speaker 8 (01:26):
My middle name is violent content for rental discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Would you kindly shut your noise hole? No guys ever
said anything that nice to me before.

Speaker 9 (01:36):
You and I are going to be the same party
this weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
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the start of cuckoo co chew.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
This casual days.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
It is definitely Friday. Why it's your Yes, it is together. Yeah,
the rules of high schoo.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
You are now popular game. Come on, girls, let's go
upstairs and make out.

Speaker 9 (02:05):
That badrob feels so good in with the cool kitch.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I am a very proud dad right now.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I personally think it's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
And now here's something we hope you really like it.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
You must feel ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You seem like one cool dude.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well lookt to see. Oh yeah, we made it to
the end of the week here, buddy.

Speaker 9 (02:41):
Yes, we did splid on in with some scabs, but
we're here.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, they're healing over though, you long we wait here
A little dirt on it.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It is Friday today.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Of course we'll do our division around pro Picks with
Fox Sports Mike Doosey.

Speaker 10 (02:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Comedian Brady Matthews is gonna be here. He's a TK comedy.

Speaker 11 (03:03):
Yeah, he got into town yesterday, so he's going to
join us this morning.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Sun guy. He was with us back in October. Yeah,
well we'll we'll reminisce with the boy. Hey Anna, what's
happening at seven thirty five so we can find out
what's happening. And there's so much going on. We kick
off before. We're stock showing rodeo today.

Speaker 11 (03:21):
As a matter of fact, a lot of wrestling going
on too.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
And we got ac DC tickets as we celebrate today. Yes,
Popeye the Sailor Man the Day was created in twenty
twenty four to honor the ninety fifth anniversary of the
cartoon character's creation. I used to crack up watching Popeye
cartoons because he was always mumbling under the liquor, you

(03:45):
know what, Robin Williams really did, the goods that you
really did.

Speaker 9 (03:49):
And Shelley, you've all blew me away as olive oil,
and she just passed away a couple of months ago.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was born to play that role. Just like all
of the oil. We may have to play reggae Popeye here. Oh, yes,
it is Ben Franklin Day. Born in this state in
seventeen oh six in Boston, making today Ben Franklin Day.
He was an expert in many subjects. Some of his
titles that could be given him are inventor, scientist, politician, diplomats,

(04:14):
civic activists, printer, author, postmaster, and matt maker. How about
somebody giving me a couple of Ben Franklin here. Yeah,
that's what he's best known for. Mean on the one
hundred dollars bill.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Ain't you own the money?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
It still amazes me how many people think Ben Franklin
was a president and he was not.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
He was not.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
It is cable card day, whether you skier or not.
They're fun to ride up a mountain until they break
down and get you stuck in the air for that.

Speaker 9 (04:42):
That's right, their scary movies being made about ski lifts.
In fact, that just happened recently. Yes, yeah, ditch your
New Year's Resolution day. A lot of us are way.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Ahead of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
He started on January second. Judgment day, No, not the
judgment day. We're all get flown up to heaven. Or
shuck down to hell. But we're supposed to ponder that day.
Won't that be a fun thing to do? Think about
when you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Go up the pass. I think we're all going to
hell because because.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Of me, But we'll be in great company. Yes, right,
National Classy Day. Do you like this show has some
class kid Inventor's Day. I'm not sure what important kids
thing that kid invented me?

Speaker 11 (05:26):
Will you'd be surprised at all the great things that
have come from kids.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
I'll tell you what kids do. Invent a new way
to piss off their parents.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
They do. They're constantly upgrading the genius behind that Hot
buttered rum day. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Bob Wallace played by Crosby, reflects on the winter season
in Vermont in the nineteen fifty four film White Christmas.
He references hot buttered rum light on the butter. Yeah,
you need to ease up on the cholesterol while you
getting hammered. We may need some of that on Sunday,
Monday and Ches Day. Yeah, National Bootleggers Day. These guys

(06:03):
are here for us drunken fools. When they strictly forbid
liquor in your town, which was the same when Corsicana.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I hate to admit it, I've.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Used bootlequers, boot liquors, and bootleggers.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Many times.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
They're called bootleggers because they would hide the bottles of
booze in their boots.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
That was the only way you could get ram.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Or other liquor in the dark Old Corsicana.

Speaker 11 (06:27):
I remember people doing that back in the seventies and
eighties at concerts. They would put the little flasks in
their boot.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
Listen, and we've had listeners that's brought us moonshine before.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
My mom used to take us to concerts, and I
swear I don't hope y'all don't think bad about Nancy,
but she used to sneak bottles of liquor and sit
there and get hammered watching Elton Johns.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
A lot of people do that, I think.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh, Nan, it was a pretty cool old gal.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yes, she was. Okay, So we got Sports of all
starts coming up. Then we got the freaking Fool File,
and later on we say goodbye to Bob you Curtis Well,
that was so sad. I saw the news yesterday and
director David Lynch passed away Wild seventy eight and Bob
Er was nineties. Oh man, okay, so what is that
time to do our mornings? Snap crackle, pop in my

(07:23):
spine you know. Okay, get your feets on the floor and.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Out the door this time.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I hate that, but I do it anyway. That Forest
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. She was
an American girl, just like an a bell. Yeah yet
the all right, we're gonna do our divisional round pro
picks with Fox Furs Mike Doocy here in just a

(07:56):
few There's only four games, so it shouldn't take long.
But now it's time for the freak in Fool File,
a former doctor has been jailed for five years and
seven months after admitting he calls painful cruelty to children
by running a mobile circumcision service. No, yes, like just

(08:17):
to drive up.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Fifty eight year old Mohammed Sadik from Birmingham was a
practicing doctor at the University Hospital Southampton when he started
visiting homes to carry out circumcisions for money while ignoring
basic hygiene rules.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
No, I don't have time. What was that last name again?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Sadik? Like he better stay away from my side.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
He traveled around the UK performing non therapeutic male circumcisions,
meaning there were no clinical reason for it on patients
up to the age of fourteen and below.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
All together house. See, you don't even have.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
I don't have any for it. But it hurts just
the same, but you understand it. The court heard how
Sadik had used a rusty metal instrument to circumcise children
and gave insufficient pain relief. Here's a couple of ascid
Take him and shut up.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Did the parents ask him to come over and circumcise
their kid or did he just drive up to their house,
sneak in and whack off the foreskin. I I guess
it was like a dog groomer. They called him a
dog groomer.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Some of the procedures left the children screaming in agony.
That led to a number of young kids having to
be taken to a hospital, including one boy who almost died. Yeah. Well,
using rusty instruments, of course. Yeah, but who's ever heard
of driving around in a circumcision van. This is my

(09:51):
wack off van. I whack off that forestkin.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Next thing you know, he'll be trying to do him
while he's driving down the road.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, I can hold one hand on him. Yeah, there
and relact. You sit there and relax, try to try
to take the pain.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Ten and two.

Speaker 11 (10:06):
And when he's saying too, it's the balls, yes, all right.
It seems that posting a video of yourself tworking while
in your Alaska Airlines uniform while on a plane can
get you fired. Last November, now Dialla posted the video
on TikTok and was subsequently eighty sixth.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
From her job.

Speaker 11 (10:25):
Now Dialla is facing another backlash after she put up
a go fund me to raise money claiming she was
wrongfully fired by Alaska Airlines. So far, the fundraiser is
approaching two thousand dollars, just ten thousand dollars shy of
her twelve thousand dollars goal. The fundraiser has also attracted
a fair amount of negativity, with people saying she should

(10:46):
be ashamed for having the balls even asked for money,
and others suggesting that people should donate to Los Angeles
wildfire relief instead. Now, the crappy thing is is I saw.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Her toorking video.

Speaker 11 (10:59):
There no passengers on the plane at the time, and
she was just doing it for another flight attendant who
was recording the video. Right, and her torking was really
tame in my opinion. But I guess Alaska Airlines was
upset because she posted it on TikTok and that wasn't
up to their standards.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh well, I saw that on inside edition and I said,
what's the big No, she's a pretty girl and it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Nasty either, right or up?

Speaker 9 (11:25):
Give her a warning. You got to take the woman's
job away for that, I know. So in Albuquerque, New Mexico,
a lot of the locals there know about this trouble
man that goes be bopping around their town named Curtis Van.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
And Van has a long and.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Rich history with local law enforcement and al'm but quirky
and he's been convicted previously of stealing a U haul,
stealing thousands of dollars from a target, starting a fight
in a cop shop.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Who the hell does that?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
An idiot?

Speaker 9 (11:54):
Now he's facing charges related to throwing rocks at police.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Why in the hell would he do something like that?

Speaker 9 (12:00):
Oh, by the way, the capper he was throwing rocks
at a female police officer. Oh, he just kept throwing
rocks at her, throwing rocks at her. So the cop
finally looks over across the street and goes, do you
want to get arrested?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
And he goes, yes, I do want to get arrested.

Speaker 9 (12:17):
And then he asked the cop have I thrown enough
rocks to get arrested yet?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
And he threw some more. So that was it.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Most people don't want to go to jail.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, he just.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Wanted a warm place to live for a while. And
you know, three squares a.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Day attention something.

Speaker 9 (12:35):
That officer at that location met another call and it
turns out that it was made by Van just to
get the attention of that officer. So then they asked Van,
why in the hell do you want to go to
jail willingly?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
And his answer was I just do.

Speaker 9 (12:49):
So they put handcuffs on the guy and Van turns
around and goes, I want you to put two sets
of handcuffs on me.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I've been arrested before. Maybe he's into bonded, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (13:02):
This time around, he faces charges of assault on a
police officer making a false report, and of course there's
competency issues when it comes to can he stand trial,
because it sounds to me like his elevators stopped going
all the way to the floor a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
He sounded like he a little but he should be
locked up somewhere, Yes, somewhere. Ah, good old Florida, the
state that keeps on giving, where a man was arrested
the day after Christmas after he allegedly made sexual contact
with a horse. What and no he didn't just sneak

(13:36):
into the barn and try it the way you're thinking.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Who knew?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
This pervert tried to put mister Happy in the horse's
nose and was gonna do it one nostril at a
time while he was thinking nobody will be the wise,
that is, before he was caught in mid stroke, you
know what I'm saying. Told police they saw Donald Calloway

(14:03):
enjoying himself next to a horse on a stool and
rubbing its nose to try to make the horse arouse
so he could give some no sex.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
From the animal.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
The witnesses took video of the activity, and when police
confronted Callaway, he called he'd been doing dumb things and
then added, I haven't had sex in two months, and
I had to relieve the stress a horse norse, that's
what they make hookers for.

Speaker 9 (14:28):
I wonder if he gets turned down whenever he hears
a horse snorting.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Called it a sexually frustrated moment, and police called it
one count of sexual contact with animals. He's doing court
in February. Oh man, I would love to be in
there to see what happened. Yeah, all right, coming up,
we're gonna do our division round pro picks with Fox
for his make douse e.

Speaker 11 (14:50):
But now coming up next hour, your last chance this
week to win ac DC tickets. They're gonna play at
at and T Stadium Monday, April fourteenth, and if you
want to go, Bow is going to be paying.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Tribute to the late Bob Youker, So you're.

Speaker 11 (15:04):
Gonna have to guess the commercial if you want to
score those tickets. Here on the Bow and Them show
on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Donal's classic rock Loan Star nainety two to five. That
is Steve Earle, who turns seventy years old today. Happy birthday,
Steve Earl.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Like that? Love it?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Alright, let's troll a little football with the best in
the game, Fox Sports, Mike, you see what's up.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, every Friday is a happy Friday.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
So Heyduce, I heard.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
You guys at Fox four are you're going to build
a new, fancy, schmancy, state of the art kind of building,
is that right?

Speaker 10 (15:43):
Yeah? We broke ground officially this past week and if
you've ever seen our current building, you know we could
use a new one.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
But yeah, it's are you there?

Speaker 12 (15:57):
There?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
You are there?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
You are okay?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Got your back.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Good?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, we're good. We lost you for a minute here,
all right.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Now, I should have all the bells.

Speaker 10 (16:06):
And whistles and uh yeah, it's a lot of fun.
I'm not sure where the statue.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Of me is going to be.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
It should be out front, It should be out in
the front.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 11 (16:19):
Well I saw that post on your Instagram page, and
I also saw a post of your cat, So I
was wondering, is your cat going to help you with
your NFL picks today?

Speaker 10 (16:29):
I don't think she probably will stay in want place
long enough.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
To do that.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, they tend to move around.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, if it was a dog, it would definitely help you.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
So I gotta ask this question. So Dion Sanders doesn't
want to be the Cowboys head coach for now, who
do you think is the top candidate to fill Mike
McCarthy's shoes. Did we lose them again.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
We lost deuce again.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
No, no, stupid five G four G cellular bi but
let me try to call it.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Okay, poor duce, he.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Is out in little Elm. Now he moved further north?

Speaker 9 (17:12):
That very well, far more it could be Sometimes I
get like one and a half bars at home.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh man, we're having phone from.

Speaker 13 (17:23):
No.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I hope it's not on our end.

Speaker 10 (17:26):
I'm able right now.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
But wait, wait, wait, wait wait, I'm trying to get
hold on.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Please shut up, hold on.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
He's probably still talking to us, damn.

Speaker 9 (17:41):
Now while he's doing that, I want to remind you guys,
we're going to do one more round of picks here
in the post.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
And here's what. After we get the.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Divisional rounds done, are the conference rounds done? To find
out who's in the super Bowl, we're going to announce
the winnow, then we're gonna tally up and announce the winner.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Dude, So are you there? Oh what a bummer?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Sun't well, we can have him text us his picks. Yeah,
that's what a bummer.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Oh well, don't you love?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh there you are you? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (18:18):
My service is really spotty this morning, and I am
not an If you want to risk it.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
You just want to get my pick.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, uh, let's try it. Let's let's try it.

Speaker 10 (18:30):
Let's try to FaceTime it. Is that something you could do?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Or no, that's okay. Just tell me who you got
to picks here. I had a couple more questions for you.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
But sorry, just that.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Tell me.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Let me give you Troy.

Speaker 10 (18:42):
I got Detroit, Kansas City, Buffalo, and Philly.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Okay, Troy, Kansas City, Buffalo and Silly.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I don't want to I don't want to tip my
hands off.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Let's try it again.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
I can move around.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
No, No, that's all right, that's right. Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Then that's all right.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
It came little elm is not that far away, I know. Okay,
So so.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Put up next to the house.

Speaker 11 (19:10):
Yeah you do that, next to the statue.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Would you get next to the deuce statue? All right?

Speaker 11 (19:18):
I tell you what, Mike, You and I thinking just
the lie because I'm picking Detroit over Washington Kansas City
to beat the Texans. I'm picking Buffalo as the underdog
over Baltimore, even though Baltimore is great. Buffalo is used
to that snow on the ground to play football on.
And uh, I hate saying this, but I'm gonna pick
Philadelphia over the Rams.

Speaker 9 (19:40):
Hey, yo, what you got? Okay, I'm gonna go all
underdogs this time. And that's because most of these teams
I haven't done enough homework on, except I am kind
of proud of what the Houston Texans have been doing.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
So I'm gonna go with that underdog.

Speaker 9 (19:53):
And why not let's vote for Washington, Buffalo and LA
two just to just to.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
See what happens.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
All right, all right, Washington, Buffalo, LA. Well, so you're
gonna pick Houston to.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah, all underdogs, Okay, fry Dousa.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
I hope we get a chance to talk to you
again with better phone service.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
He's gone again.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Oh there you go, Thanks, Duce, have a good one.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Who's our who's our carrier?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Who's our carrier here? Oh gosh, I don't know Phato
Cellular whoever it is?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
You suck.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I heard you're right the first time.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Express Lane Donalds ForwArt Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
to five. Sorry about the deucey thing because I think
it was on his end. Yeah, his phone services just kept.
All our phones are working just like a champ, so uh,
we'll be able to give away those ac DC tickets.
Who you just heard and we'll do that at seven fifty.

(20:55):
And what's you gonna have to do since Bob Uker
passed away? He did all those Miller like commercial I
have one where Bob Yucker he's the one that talks.
He does the most of the commercial. But the second
voice and the only other voice you hear, is a
famous actor. He wasn't a famous actor at the time,
so we have to guess who that actor is. Yeah,

(21:17):
I guess who the famous actor was that speaks after
Bob Uker.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
This is our last pair of ACDC tickets yet for
the week.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (21:25):
Since you mentioned earlier at the start of the show
bo that it was Kid's Invention Day, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I said, kids just invent ways to piss off their parents.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
Well, actually, these kids are very very smart. As a
matter of fact, it was a fifteen year old who
invented the Braille system for people who have lost their
Sightly Louis Braille at the age of fifteen came up
with the.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Whole Braille system.

Speaker 11 (21:49):
An eleven year old named Frank Epperson came up with
a popsicle.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, he left some juice out in the cold and
it froze. Yes, yes, kids also invented trampoline, Christmas lights,
and ear muffs for that cold winter weather that we
just might need this weekend. Well gee, all invented by children.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
A lot smarter than we give them credit for.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yes they are. Yuh. We also told you at the
beginning of the show that it's Popeye the Sailor Man Day.
So guess what we have to play on Popeye's birthday?
Popeye the Sailor Man. No, listen and learn.

Speaker 14 (22:29):
There's a little, uh, you know, a little kind of
a I grew up a lot of cartoons on animation
in our foundation, and so I think it's in everyone's foundation.
I mean, al Patino won the Academy Award not for
doing himself for a sin of a woman. He did
a great impression of fog on Leghorn.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
I say, I say, I say, who pay attention?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Are you sure you Maine? No chicken? Because I'm a
chicken hunt. Here's a little here's a little reggae.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Popeye Reggae, Poke.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Reggae.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Gladly pay you Tuesday for today.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
We get my head that I've breaking weeping eybody who
he loves his ala volume lack spinach in the canman
he told like a brutus. He's a terrible man. Ya
you go everyone, Oh oh, oil here here he came

(23:30):
on the boat to trust the sea.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Let the little sweepya riding on the wins of fantasy.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Cap like the kanzo fee.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Around you like the oil and olive oil oil.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
Get around the bathroom. It's gonna Oh, I love me,
I live loyals me on Lena. Oh wow, I'm a
loyal like the isle that comes from the ground. Alive jeez,
steife out. I don't like the olive geez the.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Only top bye. Oh my man, lay me down in
a bed I've spinished. Don't you stop until you're finished?

Speaker 7 (24:21):
Oh oh, come.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
On, low me down, low me down, low me doun.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
I'll never watch Popeye the same way again.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Why are so many people pissed off? Because they played
that song at Jimmy Carter's funeral.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
They were not happy with the line imagine there's no
heaven and Garth Brooks and Tricia Year would sang it
at the request of the Carter family because it was
Jimmy Carter's favorite song and they had sung it at
Rosslyn Carter's funeral, and so they did at Jimmy Carter's
funeral as well. But yeah, a lot of people were
like going on social media going okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Same on grindth entration for singing.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
It wasn't about them, it was about Jimmy. Hey, you know.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
And speaking of imagine, imagine there was nothing going on
in Dallas Fort Worth this weekend, you would be wrong,
because there's a lot going on. It's time for another
edition of Hey what what? I'm so glad you boys asked?

Speaker 11 (25:35):
The former stock show and rodeo kicks off today at
Dickey's Arena in Fort Worth and runs through February eighth. Now,
if you're planning on going to the All Western Parade
tomorrow morning in downtown Fort Worth, make sure you bundle
up because it is going to be cold tomorrow at
that cold front coming in tonight.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Parade will start at eleven am.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
MLK weekend, So there's a lot of events celebrating the
life of the late civil rights leader, from parades to
community celebrations across the Metroplex this weekend. There's even something
for hockey fans. The Dallas Stars are having an MLK
Invitational tournament at Star centers across the Metroplex today through Monday.
MAVs fans and MAVs face off with the Oklahoma City

(26:17):
Thunder Tonight at the American Airlines Center.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Tip off for that game seven thirty.

Speaker 11 (26:21):
Then on Sunday at the American Airlines Center, the Dallas
Stars hit the ice and take on the Detroit Red Wings.
Puck will drop at seven Sunday night, Monday MLK Day
because nothing says MLK.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Like WWE Monday Night Raw.

Speaker 11 (26:38):
Yeah, WWE Monday Night Raw at the American Airline Center.
But even before WWE comes to town in Garland on
Sunday at the Curtis Cowells Center, it's TNA Wrestling's Genesis
pay per view event, and tomorrow Saturday, they're going to
have a kickoff meet and greet where you can get

(26:58):
up in close and personal with the stars of t
n A Wrestling.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Now it's at the Curtis Colwell Center in the Garland.
Yes it is.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
I went all through school with Curtis. Oh really for
many years?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Are you gonna get a boat Roberts Center.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I got that. This sounds like a place to hang out.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
We're gonna work on that.

Speaker 11 (27:19):
Live music to check out this weekend at Arlington Music
Hall Tonight, Rick's in the Wall, the Sights and Sound
of Pink Floyd Billy Bob's in Fort Work Tonight, Tracy
Byrd takes the stage at Lucas Oil Live. Something for
fans of Tejano music. It's La Mafia in Concert. Saturday
night at Lucas Oil Live, you can see Charlie Wilson
from The Gap Band and jazz fans.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Sunday night at Texas Trust.

Speaker 11 (27:41):
CEU Theater, It's Jazz after Dark with Bony James, Jonathan Butler,
and Alex Bougnon Sunday Night at the Beast Performance Hall
in Fort Worth, It's the Music of Sam Cook starring
Brad Marquist. The concert features the greatest hits from the
legend of soul, including You Send Me, Twisting the Night Away,
and so many more. Comedy this weekend, Cedric the Entertainer

(28:03):
is at Texas Trust CEUTH Theater with the MLK Comedy
Fest Tomorrow night and friend of the show Brady Matthews
just gonna be stopping by shortly after eight. He's at
t K's Comedy Club and Restaurant. Tonight through Sunday. If
you have kids who love legos, head out to the
Kay Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center in Dallas tomorrow through Sunday

(28:24):
for Brickfest Live featuring all things Lego.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
You know, I hate Legos because if you step on him,
it hurts.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
I stepped on.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Him barefooted in the middle of the night one to
and it hurt almost as bad as stepping on Barbie
pool furniture. Oh quite bad.

Speaker 11 (28:39):
And you guys all know my story about September eleventh,
two thousand and one, how I ended up stranded in Gander, Newfoundland. Well,
they made a Broadway show about Gander, Newfoundland and what
happened on September eleventh all the people that got stranded there.
It's called Come from Away and it is going to
be out at the Wiley Theaters Center the Windspear Opera

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House through Sunday.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
And that is just some of what is going on
this weekend.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
You're welcome Dallas.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Ford's classic rock lone Star ninety two to five comedian
Brady Matthews is going to join us here in just
a little while. He's a tk's comedy club and steak house.
But now let's give away. This is our last pair
of ac DC tickets this week. We may give some
way later on when we get closer to the show,

(29:31):
but hey, there's.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
No time like the present.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Absolutely, get your tickets now.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
So you're saying, hey bo, hey bo, how we going
to get them damn tickets away?

Speaker 10 (29:39):
Are we?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Well, we're going to play mystery voices. Oh, actually it's
just mystery voice.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Bob Ucher passed away at the age of ninety, and
he did many funny ass Miller Like commercial Oh yeah,
and we played the one where he goes much be
on the front through. Well, here's another one of Bob
Bucher's commercials that he did for Miller Like. And he
talks and then there's only one more voice that talks

(30:08):
back to him. Okay, he's a famous actor. He wasn't
famous at the time famous voice, but he's a famous voice.
Listen to this this Miller Like commercial, and tell me
who the mystery voice is.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
My bigger day. Let me buy a beer.

Speaker 15 (30:22):
Sure, these fans I love him when I came in
and recognized me in first, but then when I told
him who I was.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Next thing, you know, they're buying me my favorite beer
like Beer Familiar. They know us next big.

Speaker 15 (30:32):
Leaders drink Life because it's got a third less calories
than their regular beer.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
It's less filling, and it tastes raaper. Thanks. It's a
pleasure to buy a beer for a great picture like
Whitey Ford, Like beer from Miller.

Speaker 12 (30:44):
Everything you always wanted in a beer, unless, Hey, I
thought you were lufty?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Okay, who was that guy? To play it again? Okay,
I'll play it again. I'll play it again. Tell me
who the mystery voice is that's talking to Bob Buker
in this Miller like commercial, Bigger Day.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Let me buy a beer.

Speaker 15 (31:02):
Sure, these fans, I love them when I came in
and recognized me in first, but then when I told
them who I was.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Next thing, you know, they're buying me my favorite beer, light,
Beer Familiar.

Speaker 15 (31:11):
They know us next big leaders drink Life because it's
got a third less calories than their regular beer.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
It's less filling, and it tastes great. Thanks. It's a
pleasure to buy a beer for a great picture like Whitey.

Speaker 12 (31:20):
Ford's I lied, Like beer from Miller, Everything you always
wanted in a beer, unless Hey, what I thought you
were lufty?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
He was holding the baseball in his right hand. You
don't have any idea who that was?

Speaker 11 (31:36):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
That right?

Speaker 5 (31:38):
You got it.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Good job, man.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
I thought it was this and I was like yeah
at first the very first line he says. But then
I was like, no, all right, one four or eight
one seven seven a seven one nine five. If I
have to give you a hint, I'll give you a hit. Okay,
let's go on them show who was that mystery voice?
Who was the mystery voice? I don't know, bon them show,

(32:05):
who was that mystery voice with Bob Uker? Oh man?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Is it Fred?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
No, no, no, no no, he's an actor, not another
football player, famous actor, famous actor. He wasn't a baseball
player or a football player. Bon them show tell me
who that mystery voice was. No, no, all right, let
me give you the hint that'll give it away. He

(32:34):
was on the TV show Roseanne. All right, great, hen
he was on the TV show Roseanne. This guy that
just spoke to Bob Uker. Let's see if that helps you.
Bon them show, tell me who the mystery voice was?
It is John?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Is John Goodman?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
That's him. I knew somebody had to give it here.
Later on Dumb, especially after that that easy hit I
just got. John Goodman also played Babe Ruth.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Remember on that? All right? Who is this Garrett?

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Lisa, gar Lisa?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Hang on, miss Lisa, and we'll hook you up with
your ac DC tickets. Alight, Thank you, go gear all right.
I knew somebody had to get it sooner or later.
All right, Brady Matthew is going to be joining us
in just a few now.

Speaker 11 (33:25):
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you may want some extra spending cash. How about one
thousand dollars. Rock the Bank is back on lone Star
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Speaker 2 (33:39):
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Speaker 11 (33:40):
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two five.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Bill, She'll be disappointed, won't time? I'm sorry, oh Dallas?
What was Classic Rock lone star ninety two?

Speaker 15 (33:57):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Well he's back to.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Brady, Yo. How are you ready? Hey?

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Good to be here, team, wa need to be here
by see it was nice and warm for me and
ready for me. I appreciate it. That's parted in it
to get it. Okay, Well, tell us it was warm,
that's all I care about. What are you guys doing, ready.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Matthews at Tk's Comedy Club and Steakhouse.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
We're just fine. You are here just a few months
ago and here he comes in here wearing a stylish
Chicago Bears jacket. Yeah, you all ready for Mike McCartney
to be your co cop it's do we want to
have a good time today or what?

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I guess that was the wrong thing to say. Listen,
all right, at this point, I'll take Jerry Jones as
my coach instead of my regard to suit.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Is that too suit?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Don't do it? Listen, we're throwing jabs this morning. You
would lock it.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
No, no, no, I can be a real pricks sometimes,
I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Man, though, he one thing he can do he can act.
He yes, sir, Oh my god, you said you think
it's edited out.

Speaker 10 (35:03):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I thought it was an AI Jerry because he never
said the whole Timmy, that's what he normally does.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
That's actually very smart. I didn't even think about that.
Everything's AI.

Speaker 10 (35:14):
Now.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
How terrifying is that?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
So many things on social media. AI, I'm telling you, man,
I saw the Terminator movies.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
He and I are going to try. Hey, I try.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
By the way, Also, why are we trying to do this?
We saw it how it ends? Yes, okay, everyone saw
the mom on the fence.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
All right, yeah, we all saw it.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
All right. It's not good woman, You're playing on the playground.
Next minute, everything's what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
So?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Do you still live in Florida? Unfortunately?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, the place where we get all of our freaking
fool file story.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Yeah, the weirdest of the weird. Everyone's eating everyone's faces. Sure,
I'll tell you what. When you drive on the freeway
in Florida, I'm not kidding you. It looks like Max Hedgerom.
It looks like mad Max. Everyone is just figuring. There's
no lanes. Everyone's just going into everyone each other's lanes.
It's chaos. It's complete chaos.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I love Florida.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
But I think we're heading we're taking our we're taking
this train over to Austin, Texas soon.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Oh oh wow, Well, welcome to back to Texas because
you have family here?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yes, I do. I have family right down the street.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Yep. Hang with my p's this weekend, which is always
a fun time. It's always great to catch up with
family is always great. So okay, yep, we got room
for another Texan.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Plus Austin is really weird.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
You'll love it.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Yeah, yeah, it's right up. My Also, can we talk
about the cold please? Why is it so freezing cold here? Well,
because we got a winter storm flirt. We didn't figure
would bother a Chicago fan that much.

Speaker 12 (36:46):
Real.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Well, I'll tell you man. I got here and I
called my mom. I was like, where's that weather winter jacket?
Where's the Bears winter jacket?

Speaker 4 (36:53):
I need it?

Speaker 11 (36:54):
Yeah, you came from mid seventies to mid sixties, but
tomorrow will be in the upper four so good luck
with that.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, Plus you got Ron DeSantis you got to deal with.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, man.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
So, not only are you moving to Austin, but aren't
you newly single and dealing with dating?

Speaker 6 (37:12):
Yeah that's right, ladies, miss Matthews, if you're out there,
we're taking applications that want to be the future miss men.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
The dating game is.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Scary these days because also a lot of women are
using filters, which is kind of.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, you don't look like you did it on the internet.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I want.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I went on a coffee date. I don't know if
you've ever done these. This is a new thing, right.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
I couldn't find this girl for forty five minutes and
Starbucks because she looked nothing like your dating profile.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I was just yelling, DNA.

Speaker 11 (37:49):
Now on Instagram, you posted about one of the women
that you met. She brought maple syrup into the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Yes, so this is a mind is going.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
By the way, this sounds like a dream for you.
By the way, Yeah, I'm not kidding. She brought Mabel
Syrup into the bedroom and I looked at her. I go,
are you crazy? I have an amazing thread count?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Right?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
So I told that joke.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
I'm not kidding. Five minutes later, I'm into another joke.
This girl's sitting in the front row, super good looking,
right with a guy. But she DM Mela, which is fine.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
She looks at me. She takes syrup out of her purse. Harry,
I don't know, but I used it.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Let's have some missus butterworks.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
But I mean, what are the his but worth? Instead
of miss Matthews, it's missus but listen, I'm old enough
now to her. That's fine. I'm okay with that now. Okay,
no one's bringing k We're bringing syrup. That's where. That's it. Well,
you got to do what you gotta do and get
it done.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
You know it's cold out there and you know ever
could use a warm blanket here once in a while,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, you're going to get a sponsorship deal. I just
know it.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Listen.

Speaker 15 (39:11):
I did.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I can't tell you the sponsorhip.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
I don't think on the air, but I did actually
get a sponsorship last time I was at Tk's.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
By the way, I fell off the table. Wow, Why
I fell off the table? Not kidding you?

Speaker 6 (39:21):
And I was doing a commercial about a mail enhancement pill.
If you will use your brain right, you use it.
But I was like I was on the table, I
was doing a plank. I fell off.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
It was Halloween night. A lady standing in the right
there in the audience had a Mona Lisa costume on.
She comes and grabs me. I thought she was helping
me up.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
She kisses me. So it's complete chaos. Everyone's getting up,
everyone's running around. I'm making out with Modal Lisa I
broke the table. I gotta do thirty five more minutes
of comedy. And then you lost your train of thought
after that. No, and then I said sponsored by the
Dump the Dump, and they saw it and they sponsored me.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Oh score, yeahdude, So miss butter is Worth.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
If you're listening, I'm taking applications and new sponsorship.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
But let's have some waffle sex.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Bring me back.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
He was coming up on the boo then shot for dirty.
You pour some Missus Butterworth on me, and I'll pour.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Some on you. That's funny. April syrup in the bedroom. God, Okay,
I know you're a dad and you got a young kid.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Right, how old? How old is you kid? She's going
to be four in April? Oh really, Yeah, she's scared.
She's got a cute little name. I don't know if
I should say it, but yeah, she got a cute
little name.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
What's cute?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Boston?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Okay, that's great.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Yeah, you know what's funny about that? Those her names Boston?
And then my manager goes, oh, it's my dog's name.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
That.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
You know what I'm saying. There's some things you shouldn't
just tell people.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
The Brady got a new manager.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Does she live with her mom? She was their mom
and her new husband. Yeap up in Destin, Florida.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Which is fine.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
So you're going to do a podcast about being a
single dad.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Yeah, I'm starting to do a podcasts called DILF Club.
If you don't know what it is, it's dads that
you'd like to Yeah, yeah, yeah, have fun with sure,
we talk about it.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
Uh, it's just it's it's basically it's a dating show
for single dads and the dos and don'ts and then
the train wrecks and you know, and we're in our forties.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
So do you talk about getting along with your ex?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Well you can.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
How it doesn't mean yeah, well do you get along
with your ex?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
We bear it.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
We talk about our daughter and that's it.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, so it's it's fine if it's all about her,
and that's the way it is. So that's the way
we like it.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Well you know what I mean, what you need to
do is give your daughter a Christmas present that makes
a lot of noise.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Yeah, well I did.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
Actually, funny we say that what what what? I got
her a drum set? And yeah, got her drums set
and then I got her a box of snakes. Yeah,
because she loves snakes.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Wait are you serious?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Well not real snakes.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
No, not real snakes, not yet. No, there are kids
gonna have problem. No, they're already there at the house.

Speaker 12 (42:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Okay, so you got her. What is it a game?

Speaker 10 (42:23):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I got her a game. It's called gold Digger.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
What I'm pettying? Okay, you cut me. I'll bring him
a chatty to the game our heads. I'm going for
the head gold Digger. So I got a gold Digger
for you.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
It's a snake and it goes in the bites and
it gets cold. And she said, she said, she took
a picture and she goes who sent this?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
And I was like, I have no clue, no clue,
you little gold digger.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. So that's where we're at.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Okay, Well, Saturday Night Live is in its fiftieth anniversary.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna have a big show about it.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Tell that story about how they stole a bit from
you that Mark Wahlberg ended up doing.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Well, I'll tell you what it's. There's two parts of
this story.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Uh, I've been trying to submit Well, I submitted my
tape when I first moved to LA back one hundred
years ago, I submitted my first tape and my one
of my impressions was my first one was Jesse Jackson
in the kitchen chopping onions.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Oh please do please?

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Yes, And I don't know if I'm gonna get banned
for this, but listen, where are you gonna bare me from?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Uh I yes, I put color stuff on the face
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Oh yes, my kids.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
But back then, Jimmy, back then, Jimmy Kimmel did it,
so I was like, I can do it.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
So then I was I go, here's Jesse Jackson cutting
onions in the kitchen. That was my first impression, which
they also did an sn l. Then I did Hollan Oates.
I did Darryl Oates the oat. That didn't make it.

Speaker 10 (43:57):
Right.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
He's just around the kitchen going. It sounded like like
a beg right yeah. And then I did Mark Wahlberg
talks to animals. So I was outside and go Mark
Wahlberg and he's like, how's it going over there? Good
to see your horse. I'm gonna ride you later, okay,
all right, We're gonna take a ride, all right?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Is that okay? Do you want to ride? Do you
want to go in the pasture?

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Mark Walburg thrank you very much. So anyways, I submitted
the tape. Didn't hear anything back? Fine, right, So then
my mom turns on SNL and she goes, they're doing
Andy Samdberg talks to animals and I was like what I.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Was like totally?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I was like, crap, dude, I was so passed. That's
my bet. But what can you do back then?

Speaker 10 (44:34):
Though?

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Also you couldn't go on like TikTok, you couldn't go
on Instagram nothing. That was the way it went, you
know what I mean an SNL back then, and if
I can be on it again, I totally would. But
they would take bits, that's what they would do. They
would steal people's bits.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Oh, man, I gotta hear Jesse Jackson cooking on you.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
He goes, oh, hello, I it's me Jesse.

Speaker 8 (44:55):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Today we're gonna be cooking some onions and cooking onions
and he goes, oh, he goes, I'll start the cry
a little bit. He goes, I'm tearing up too much onion.
Come on, that's pretty good, Jess Jackson. Right there, we're
dusted off all the impressions.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
All right, sure you.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Once talked about getting pulled over by a cop. Yeah, yeah,
and there was a cop in the audience. Yeah what happened.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Did you go to jail when that happened.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
No, So at the end of the bit, as I say,
I get a dui, which I've never gotten a dui,
but it just makes for a better bet. Yeah, but yeah,
the cop is like he goes at the end of
the show, he's like, by the way, you'd be surprised
how many times we go through stuff like that. And
I go, people do impressions for you, and he goes
even worse, use your imagination, like I go, And that's

(45:46):
why I said, I said, well, impersonation is the worst.
He goes, No, he gets like, you know, women coming
at him, doing the whole thing. And I was like, God,
sometimes there is a perk of being a cop.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
You know what I'm saying. You know, how bad do
you want to get out of this ticket? Right? But
if it's got cameras now? So yeah, very true? Video
on cell phone. Yeah, so that's a great bit.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
But also like the bits about how your girlfriend tries
to help you out in situations you don't need her help,
you know. And then she had a little bit too
much to drink, and then she did a thing with
her hand in front of the cop. It was like
emotion if you will, Hello, that doesn't help the situation.
So yeah, oh damn yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
So what was the John Travolta bit you did?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (46:30):
I did?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
I did?

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
So for my SNL, I did impressions, So I did,
I did? Uh I did?

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Oh god, you get my brain. So it's impressions. These
guys doing impressions for a bubble wrap commercial.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
So I did.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
I said, here's some celebrities, celebrities doing uh endorsement for
bubble Wrap.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Right, so I did.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
Here's my impression of Jimmy Fallon doing his impression of
John Travolta for bubble Wrap. And he's like, oh my god,
it's so crazy. Okay, all right, so dumb, all right, Okay, listen, okay, listen. Okay,
he's breaking street found always last.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
That's another that's another good impression.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Okay, okay, okay, okay. So so johnshe so crazy?

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Okay, So johnshol was in the back ing jo Oh
my god, Jimmy, that's so crazy. Uh, oh my god,
I don't even that go out to do just think
bubb rap say he isn't crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Okay, guys, John is gonna be here. Good for the
roots everyone. That's another good in prey.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
You'll have to post that on the last Monday of January,
which is National bubble Wrap Day?

Speaker 12 (47:36):
Is it really?

Speaker 3 (47:37):
It is a big day. I probably will be for
doing this show.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
When is Maple Syrup Day? Look up, you already had one.
Brady Mathews. Brady Mathews, there's a Cage comedy club and
steakhouse this weekend.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
I'm trying to come. Shee please, I'm gonna come.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
I love that man.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Let's break some stuff and get some maple. Yeah, lack
of plan.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Missus Butterworth sex use that if you want to.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
I'm gonna name her from the second album is but
miss but thanks You.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Gotta down a forest Classic rock lone Star ninety years
clothes crying. Now you know coming up on Sunday, there's
this big wrestling event, TNA Wrestling's coming to town. And
on the phone, is this is this Tessa Blanchard? This

(48:31):
is hello, good morning, miss Tessa. Now your last name
is Blanchard, right it is? Are you related to Tully Blanchard.

Speaker 13 (48:41):
That would be my father.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I saw Blanchard, I knew that was your dad.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Well I figured it out anyway, that is him. So
you're coming to town here for the Big Wrestling Extravaganza
on Sunday. What can we expect?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
A lot of body slams and maybe some blood.

Speaker 13 (49:01):
Oh you know what, This Sunday is going to be
an absolute fight. I think that's what you can expect.
This is my first match back with TNA Wrestling. It's
going to be at the Curtis Colwell Center in Garland,
Texas this Sunday, the nineteenth, and I'm facing Jordan Grace.
I haven't been with the company for quite some time,
so I think you guys are going to see a

(49:24):
message sense an absolute fight.

Speaker 11 (49:27):
So now that you're back with TNA Wrestling, I mean,
it's like a whole new world for you. But I
saw where you previously performed for Lucha Libe. Tell me
about that experience.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
How cool was that? Oh?

Speaker 6 (49:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (49:42):
For the past year, I've been living and wrestling in
Mexico City in Arena, Mexico for CMLL Wrestling, which is
the company, the longest running wrestling company in all of
our sports in the arena with the most history in
all of our sports. So for me, that was just
it gave me goosebumps every single night. I learned so

(50:03):
much over there training with Luca Libre, legends like Ultimo
Guerrero and Tony Shallizar, and it was honestly, it's just
I've had such a connection with the people, the culture,
with the people of Arena Mexico that that it's something
that I'll hold with me forever.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
But you're so beautiful. You didn't need to wear one
of those le Luca masks digs.

Speaker 11 (50:26):
You know what.

Speaker 13 (50:27):
Sometimes I would come out in my entrance with one.
I ended up taking it off. So it was just
for like a presentation, but just to connect with the
culture a little bit more because over there, Luca Libre
is like NFL.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Is for US.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Okay, before you got into wrestling when you were younger,
who were your favorite wrestlers That made you think, Man,
I'd like to do that.

Speaker 13 (50:48):
Oh well, I think I have to be a little
bit biased and say my dad.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Yeah, your dad was feuding with the Medican Dream Dusty
Rolls for a long time.

Speaker 13 (50:58):
That's right, that's right. So watching a lot of those
old school matches. Also, Johnny Valentine is one of my
all time favorite wrestlers, so going back watching him versus
Wauco McDaniels and the Dusty Rhodes matches my dad and
my stepdad, Telly Blanchard versus Magnum Ta star K eighty
five I quit match. Those kinds of matches really got

(51:20):
me excited.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I remember I saw Dusty Rhodes walk into the ring
and he had shaved his head with the word Tully
on it.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
So did you ever work for any other wrestling organizations?

Speaker 8 (51:33):
Sure?

Speaker 13 (51:33):
So I started my well, my first part wrestling contract
with Impact Wrestling. We're TNA now.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Oh it's the same thing. Yeah, okay, my dad, Yeah, so.

Speaker 13 (51:45):
We're TNA wrestling now. And then I've also done some
work with WW where they it's kind of like contract work,
and they sent me out and done a few different projects.
And then I was part of the first ever ae
You women's match where I wanted a fatal four way.
It was their first ever event that they put on.

(52:07):
But it feels like it feels like I'm back at
home right now, heading into this Sunday.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Well, this Sunday, it's the TNA first pay per view
of twenty twenty five. Genesis will be held Sunday in
Garland at the Curtis Coldwell Center. A guy I went
to high school actually with.

Speaker 13 (52:23):
Oh wow, yeah, like I.

Speaker 11 (52:25):
Know, ye, he hangs out with smart peoples.

Speaker 13 (52:30):
Incredible, incredible.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Well, Tessa, thanks for talking to us. And is your
dad still around?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
He is?

Speaker 5 (52:36):
He is.

Speaker 13 (52:37):
He'll actually be coming down to San Antonio tapings. He
lived out in San Antonio, so he's always just a
phone call away for me.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Well, tell him I said hello because I was a
big fan of his. I like, if I was going
to be a wrestler, I'd be a bad guy. You'd
love that. Hey, Tessa, are you going to be at
the meet and greet on Saturday?

Speaker 13 (52:56):
Saturday? I will not be there, but Sunday I'll be
having him meet and Greece after Jennesis, after our live
pay per views, so you guys can catch me there.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Awesome. Well, Tessa, thanks for talking to us, my dear, good.

Speaker 13 (53:08):
Luck, awesome, Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
And don't get hurt Sunday.

Speaker 13 (53:12):
Okay, I don't plan on it.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
There's Tesla Blanchard. Everybody, I didn't know she was Tully
Blanchard's daughter. I know, my speaking of daughters, my daughter
Bailey and her boyfriend Jordan are going there. They're going
on Sundays. I didn't know Bailey was a huge rest.
Well she's your daughter of Percy. Well well yeah, but
her boyfriend Jordan is a big resk oh. I want

(53:36):
to see if they want to go to the meet
and greet on the Shaturday.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
All right here, then all right, if you want to
see Metallica on tour from the Snake Pit, you gotta
listen up. We're gonna fly you and a guest to
the city of your choice, where we'll hook you up
with Snake Pit tickets right in the center of the stage.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Plus you're going to take home.

Speaker 11 (53:55):
A sign, poster and vinyl album catalog, all thanks to Metallica.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Find out more lone Star ninety two five dot com
sast Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Every
time I hear that song the Boys of Summer, I
think of the Texas Rangers. Oh yeah, because when football
season is at least we got to look forward.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
To the Rangers and they're opening day. I thought maybe
you were making up new dirty lyrics to boys this summer.
I thought so in my head. I make up dirty
lyrics to everything.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yes, every day, trust me. Jimmy and I used to
do it constantly. He's really good at it, you guys.
He has me spit takes in there after.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
The boys give hummers.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
It just comes out.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Well, you shouldn't poke the bear if you don't want
to get scratched. That's awesome. I know I'm a sick
son of a bitch, but anyway, let's talk about tyss hairs.

Speaker 11 (54:55):
All right, bro, here's what we have up on the
Boat and Them show page at lone star ninety two
five dot com. We now know who will be playing
the Fire Aid benefit concert.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Now.

Speaker 11 (55:05):
Among the artists taking the stage Thursday, January thirtieth, Rod Stewart,
oh Sting, Stevie Nicks, Green Day, Stephen Stills, Red Hot
Chili Peppers, Dave Matthews and John Mayer, who are expected
to perform together, and so many others. Because of the
number of artists involved, they're now going to do it

(55:27):
at two venues instead of just one. It's gonna be
in Inglewood, California, Intuit Dome and Kia Forum as well
Billboard and the Hollywood Reporter both report that You two
is in the lineup, but they have not been officially
announced yet. Tickets for the concerts will go on sale
this Wednesday. An audio stream of the concerts will be available.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
On iHeartRadio, I Heart Radio and ZZ Tops.

Speaker 11 (55:51):
Billy Gibbons has released a new track called Living It
Up down in Texas. The song appeared in the January
fifth episode of land Man and we have that song
up on our page if you want to check it out. Also,
two fiftieth anniversary vinyl editions of David Bowie's Young Americans
will be released on March seventh, which is appropriate because
Young Americans that album contains the number one of Fame

(56:14):
was first released on March seventh of nineteen seventy five.
And War is set to release the live album Live
in Japan nineteen seventy four next month. This is going
to be the band's first live album that features all
seven original members in fifty years, and it captures the
band's first.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Ever tour of Japan.

Speaker 11 (56:33):
We have all that information up for you, and we
told you earlier that Alex Lifson is getting ready to
release that new album with his band Envy of None.
So while he's out promoting his new album. He was
asked about a Rush reunion, and he shares he does
not want to be part of, in his words, a
top Rush tribute band.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Well, yeah, I don't blame him. I feel the same way,
and I know how he feels because they're still, you know,
a little upset over the death of Neil. Absolutely, he
said if he and Geddy Lee did get together and
do something that it would not be called Rush. It
would be called something altogether different. How about Rush plus one? No,

(57:18):
because of their age instead of Rush? Slow down?

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Yeah down.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
And finally, with more winter weather on the way here
in North Texas, we have a blooper reel of people
falling as they try to walk in the snow and ice.
Check out the video on the Bow and m show
page at Long Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Yeah, it's always funny when it happens to someone out there.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
You know.

Speaker 8 (57:43):
One of the best things about being the next big
leaguers getting prebies to the game, call the front office pingo.
And once these fans recognize me, I probably won't even have.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
To pay for my life care for Miller.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
I love them, these fans.

Speaker 8 (57:55):
No, I'd break away because it's West Philly and it
tastes great good seats.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Huh A shit, buddy, Come.

Speaker 12 (58:01):
On, I must be in the front light beer from Miller,
everything you always wanted in a beer and left.

Speaker 8 (58:08):
Let's say, say, buddy, he's attack, he must attack.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
I just wanted to do one more play of the
Bob Yuker commercial work. Must be in the front row.
Great the Bob Bucker may Yeah, I'm saw gud at
the age of ninety. You know who else died? Director
David Lynch. Yes, he did Twin Peaks, but he also
made one of the most disturbing movies I had ever seen,

(58:37):
because you know he was into that dark kind of
Yes he was. And you know which movie I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
It was Blue Velbert or Wild at Heart.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
It was eraser Head. The Racer Had. That is the
you look at it and you go, damn, what the
hell's going on wrong with that?

Speaker 10 (58:54):
Man?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, it's a movie you'll only want to watch once,
just out of curiosity.

Speaker 9 (58:59):
If you can get through a racer Head without being
distracted or turning it off or falling asleep.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
I applaud you.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Well I did it, because somebody man, you go to
see your richerhead. So I watched it and I said, no,
I don't got his seat raised.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
It was a tough watch. It's super weird.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
He wasn't that old either. Seventy eight seventy eight.

Speaker 10 (59:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
The closer I get to seventy eight, the more I
don't think it's that old exactly.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
He's sixty eight year Oh that ain't.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Yeah, like Bob Youuker was ninety. I was like, oh
he had a good long life. That's old. But I
guess when I'm eighty on Ago, that's not that old,
young boy. Eighty's the new forty by the way special
thanks to Brady Matthews. He's in Tk's Comedy Club and steakhouse.
And also Tessa Blanchard gave us a call. She's a

(59:46):
TNA wrestling thing at the Curtis Colwell Center in Garland.
Uh huh, and thank you for listening too, because we
could do the show without you, but it wouldn't be
as much fun. A hello, Uh, what do we got
tickets to next week? Oh? It's pick your ticket.

Speaker 11 (01:00:05):
We have tickets for Billie Idol, He's coming to Dicky's
Arena on May seventh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Or you could pick tickets to see your.

Speaker 11 (01:00:12):
Dallas Mavericks when they face off with the Sacramento Kings
on March third.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Ha, there you go. Ticket at seven to fifty. Whatever
we have leftover goes in the lone start.

Speaker 9 (01:00:20):
Right forty leftovers. Everybody loves leftovers, especially after the holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
So everybody keep it between the ditches and let's go
have a weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Tgiah, thank god it's Trinda, Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
And Ben drames in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Three dangers my middle name do violence.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
Content for rental discretion is advised.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Would you kindly shut your noise hole.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
No guys ever said anything that nice to me before.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
You and I are going to be the same party
this weekend. This is so cool cool.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Two scoops of crazy with the side of cuckoo could.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Chew this casual days.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
It is definitely Friday. Well, let's say it together.

Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
It is definitely fright yayo.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
By the rules of high school, you are now popular game.
Come on, girls, let's go upstairs and make out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
That badrob feels so good part in.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
With the cool kitchen. I am a very proud dad
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
I personally think it's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
And now here's something we hope you really like it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
You must feel ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Always all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
You seem like one cool dude.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Why I might have yourselves a great weekend? Were you
on Monday?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
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