The Bo and Them Full Show - Jan 21, 2025 (Ep 1292) National One-Liners Day! RIP John Sykes. Toys: Caliendo, Rodriguez.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Walking on the moon.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Buzz aldr Hey, bro Jim, how you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
We're doing just fine. Look a national hero knows our names.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I feel that.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
How about that when the moon landing happened, did you
think about grabbing Neil Armstrong's arm and jumping over the
ladder so you could be the first on the moon?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, that would have been a little hazardous. Besides, we
had a great relationship. We'd been together on the backup
crew for Apollo eight that went to the Moon Christmas
time nineteen sixty eight, six months before we went to
the Moon and successfully landed.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, what about poor Michael Collins? Did he ever go here? Man,
you'll get all the glory.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Nobody remembers me.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh, Mike Collins a very very capable guy. And some
people were chosen to be fortunate to walk on the surface,
and other people to do the very very important job
of a pace setting going to the Moon and certainly
out doing the Soviets, because.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
That was the big deal, is to beat the Soviets,
because they put the first man in space. But have
they been the Moon?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, Nope, not yet.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I remember watching the moon landing when I was sixteen
and thinking, man, that must be cool to be up
on the moon. Then I started thinking, Man, I don't
know if I got the balls to go up there
and do that. I applaud you for that.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Well, it's a little cool. At total nighttime it gets
done to minus two hundred and fifty degrees.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh, you might need a jacket then, wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, you'd have to move quickly. And then during the
daytime at high sun it's over two hundred degrees fair night.
So you know, it's a very challenging place. Fourteen days
of daylight, fourteen days of darkness, no air. Who would
want to go there to live exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, that's why I hear people talking about someday we're
going to build colonies on the Moon. Who the hell
wants to live on the moon. It's fun to visit.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I don't really know. Robots can do very well there.
Much cheaper to send there.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh yeah, you don't have to feed him. I tell
you what, every time my grandkids will play with a
buzz light Year, I'm gonna think of you, Buzz Aldron,
Thank you, Buzz, thanks for talking to us, Thank you, Buzz.
Just say right on, right on, dude, I'm a hip
kind of guy from buzz Aldron. By the way, there's

(02:22):
a reason I started the show with that. Buzz Aldron
turned ninety five years old. Yes, yeah, wow, come buzz.
He was calling us. He was promoting his appearance on
the tenth season of Dancing with the Stars. You don't
talk to bulls Aldron. Hell yeah, we'll talk to bug Alden.
Why not.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
He's ninety five and his wife, his fourth wife, thirty
years younger. Really, he got married to her when he
was ninety three, so he still got some buzz.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
So to speak. So to speak, well, you know, if
you're a national hero, you can bang all the hot
chicks thirty years younger than you.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Here hare, look at her, a pretty one.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, come on now, he looks like he's fixing a
Nita nat. Well, he's ninety five. Leave the guy alone.
And as you said, he's a national trust.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
It reminds me of Jack Nicholson's role in terms of endearment.
Remember he was like, yeah, he was a chick banging
astronauty row.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I think we're gonna start drinking heavily. Yes, I have
actually used that line several times. Well, today is toy
box Tuesday. That's just one of the little goodies we're
gonna have in the toy box. And of course we
have tickets to a mystery concert that we can say

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in the name until after his certain time.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yeah, I will announce it at this morning. I will
give away the tickets.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
To that show. So you can take a chance and say, well,
they might be something really good, or it might be
the howk toa girl Live and caught? You don't know,
you don't know. You take a chance, You take a chance.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
I think you will be happy. Mystery tickets or Maths
tickets at seven fifteen.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Choice. All right, today is National Hugging Day. Okay, bring
it yet, hugs. Anna just grabbed my nuts, did again?
Wait a minute, excuse me, you didn't hear that. That's
the second time this year it's squirrel Appreciation Day. As
long as they stay where they're supposed to stay, in
the trees, or they can come down to the ground

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and try to find some nuts, just like Anna just
did to me while we That explains why Anna's on
your nuts. I watched my car once had a foul smell,
and I took it to a mechanic. There was a
dead squirrel inside of it. Yes, yes, it is rid
the world of fad diets Day. The perfect way to
do that is to rid yourself of that fad diet

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you promise yourself you'd go on for your new Year's resolution.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Those fad diets always end up being a fat diet.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You lose the weight only to gain't it all back
and more? Well, I've lost some weight, I can need more? Yes, yep,
for a little while, and you just keep doing. The
psychology is a bitch on that stuff. It is International
playdate Day. How about you bring kids to my house.
I'll bring my gifts to your house for a playdate.
And if you need to walk little Johnny upside the

(05:19):
head for breaking something in your house, go ahead, just
not too hard, okay? Yeah? International sweatpants Day. Every day.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
My dumb ass wore jeans today and I hardly ever
do that beats having to wear real pants to work.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
They were introduced in the nineteen twenties by a sports
equipment clothing company. The original sweatpants were knitted gray jersey pants,
which were designed to help athletes exercise better. It is
own your own home day. As long as you keep
you if you pay what you will, thank you. It
is National New England clam Chowda. I love it, you
love clam. Show some oyster crackers that please showder is

(05:55):
divined as a soup or stew of seafoods such as
clams or fished were the most used because they were
easier to harvest, mainly because they can't swim away from
you like other fish can do when you try and
catch them. Very true, and if you're gonna say it
in New England, you got to pronounce it right. It's
chowd chowd.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
And today would be a good day to have it
because it's going to be another cold line today.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I would love a big old bowl of that. Well,
how about this National Granola Bar Day or as I
call them, flavored gravel bars. I like granola bars. Yeah okay,
And finally it's National one Liner's Day and I'll have
y'all know Anna later on is going to time me
to see if I can do twenty one liners in

(06:40):
under a minute. Challenge accept it, challenge, accept bow. We
believe in your bowl because all the things are swimming
around in my head. Yeah okay, So let's get ready
for sports.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
And wool this morning. Another cold weather advisory in effect today.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Just to tad Chili out there, parts of your body
may disappear. I'm talking to the guys though, you know, okay,
already ready or not? Here come show task now Dallas
Ford's classic rock lone Star ninety two to five. Well
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Speaker 5 (07:25):
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Speaker 1 (07:26):
Ohio State won the national championship last night after taking
down the Notre Dame Fighting Irish thirty four to twenty three.
It's the buckeyes ninth college championship title. Yeah not already. Yeah,
I'm sure Notre Dame is calling him the suck Eyes.
But they didn't suck. The Fighting Irish open with a
lengthy drive that resulted in a touchdown going eighteen places

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seventy five yards. The drive took off over nine minutes
from the clock, but Ohio State responded with back to
back touchdown drives of its own base Gordon thirty one
unanswered points at one point in the third quarter, and
I think the Iris are going, oh, this may not
be our night, Irish. This game was over. Yeah, yeah,

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but the momentum slowly crept into Notre Dame's hands, but
the Irish just couldn't keep it up the rest of
the way. Ohio State, which claimed eight national championship prior
to this, last one at all in twenty fourteen under
then head coach Urban Meyer remember him. Remember the Buckeyes
last made the title game in twenty twenty but were
routed by Alabama fifty two to twenty four. That's kind

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of a shellackin, ain't it? Yeah a little bit. So
college football is over until August, which sounds like a
long ways away. Plus we're gonna find out this Saturday
who will be going to New Orleans for Super Bowl
fifty nine. But we still have the UFL to ease
our withdrawal cravings for more football. But that's just a
little bit of way yay.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
End of March is when their season starts. Even though
the Longhorns didn't quite make it to the national championship
this past season, the University of Texas and head coach
Steve Sarcazian have reached an agreement on a contract extension.
The exact terms of the deal have not been officially released,
but Texas athletic director Chris del Conte posted a photo

(09:17):
with Sarkisi on Saturday, each flashing.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
The hook 'em horns sign.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Sarcasian turned down interviews with two NFL teams before agreen
to the extension with the Longhorns. No, it was not
revealed whether he talked to Jerry or not. The deal
is a seven year extension running through twenty thirty one.
It's also expected to give the coach a significant raise,
which is probably why he is smiling really big in
that photo.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, they asked one of them, how much did you
pay him? A butler.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Texas made a run to the semifinals of the College
Football Playoff, where the Longhorns eventually lost to Ohio State, who,
of course went on to win the national championship last night.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Hi, okay, Well, let's move on to the Dallas Cowboys
and let's look at that possible coach list. Several names
have been swirling in the room of mill as the
Cowboys search for their next head coach. Vegas has already
chosen their favorite. DraftKings listed Cowboys offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer
as party's batting favorite by far. Marty's Boy the Schottenheimer

(10:21):
pick is favored at dash two hundred and fifty odds
whatever that means.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
And minus two.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
If it's minus that means they're favorite. Plus that means
they're not favorite.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
So that's a big time probability. As far as DraftKings go.
Kellen Moore, who was previously favorite, dropped down to plus
two hundred and fifty odds with DraftKings. Schottenheimer hasn't ever
formally been interviewed by the Cowboys, but he has been
with the Cowboys for two seasons. He's been an offensive
coordinator in the NFL since six nearly twenty year tenure

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as an OC. He's never been a head coach ever,
and even as Dallas is OC, he was never the
primary play caller there, even with Mike McCarthy at the helm.
Schottenheimer would be a surprising pick for the Cowboys due
to his lack of experience as a head coach, and
based on social media reaction, his name doesn't seem to
elicit a lot of joy and thrill among the Cowboys fans. No,

(11:15):
I don't know if anything is thrilling Cowboys fans right now.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
At the end of the season.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
And Schottenheimer is the betting favorite at DraftKings. Yes, but
there's no telling if he is Jerry's favorite.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
It all comes down to me, don't it. How would
you feel if they picked him? I wouldn't be that excited.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
About I don't know. I mean his dad was Marty shot.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
In Higham and still I would like us to get
a good name, somebody who has a record.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's the your point. See if mel Gibson will coach you. God, well,
let's go to some hackey. The Dallas Stars will be
skating on their home ice tonight when the Carolina Hurricanes
come to the Murken Airline Center. The party on the
plaza is canceled for tonight because nobody knows what Mother
Nature has in store for us as far as the
weather's concerned. However, if you think you'll be going, there's

(12:05):
several special things you just might be interested in. First off,
some of the concession stands will be serving Carolina ribs
since the Hurricanes are in. Yeah, Caroline barbecue is not bad,
but well, my daughter Bessie used to live there and
she took me out for some of that mustard based barbecue. Yeah,
I really like it. I really like you now, and

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if the only barbecue you've ever had was Texas Barbecue,
you'll probably love the mustard base. You know, give you
a little chance to explore. It's also UT Dallas College
Night as well as Texas Rangers Group Nights, and tonight
will be the second and final time these two teams
will clash this season. The puck will drop at seven o'clock.
The Charlotte Cornet's held on to beat.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
The Dallas Mavericks yesterday afternoon, one ten to one oh
five to extend their winning streak to a season high
three games. Kyrie Irving had thirty three points. Daniel Gafford
added a career high thirty one points and fifteen rebounds
for the Mavericks, who've now lost four of their last
five games. Mavericks trailed entering the fourth quarter, but Irving,
who had twenty six points after halftime, began the takeover,

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knocking down two quick threes while adding another three points
on free throws. But the Hornets would battle back to
take the lead for good with four to sixteen left
in the game. Klay Thompson tried to send the game
into overtime, but missed a three pointer seconds before it
was all over. Mavericks are still adjusting to life without
Luka Doncik, who hasn't played since Christmas due to a

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left calf strain. Hopefully he's going to be back by
February six. Dallas has a day off today and we'll
host the Timberwolves on Wednesday.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Over in the NBA G League, an amazing play by
play announcer that I'd like to tell you about named
Alan Wiley. Okay, so there was a basketball game with
the Delaware Blue Coats recently NBAG League. Sitting alongside the
radio play by play announcer is color commentator Alan Wiley.
He calls them as he quote sees them, even though
he never really seize them.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Wiley is blind.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Of the refs.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Oh, he could probably see better than a lot of
those stupid refs. He's a freshman sports communications major at
Rowan University in Jersey. His professor, Neil Hartman, says wiling
he's already one of the top students in the program.
Hartman says many listeners to Blue Coats game do not
even know that he is blind. They haven't really been

(14:29):
focusing on that. He does a good job and he
sounds like a color commentary is focusing.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Get it. So how does he do it? He says,
it's a lot of listening, an awful lot of listening.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
He listens to the crowd reaction, he listens to the players,
he listens to the coaches. I'll bet you he can
analyze that ball bouncing. So every sound is important to
this guy. A says he got older, he read in
braille and research and memorized. He amassed an encyclopedic size
knowledge of sports. Then today his color commentating skills are
so second nature. He can even analyze games playing silently

(15:05):
on his screen.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That's been crazy. It's got powers.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Man like when he had to do when he auditioned
for the Blue Coats internship. When he auditioned, he did
it with no sound. That audition got him the gig,
got him hired. Amazing.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Wow, well wonders never saw a blind guy calling basketball
game right, Get ready the freaking full files. Next on
the ball, and then sho Dallas Fur's Classic a lone
Star ninety two to five. Before we proceed with the preceeding,
somebody has a comment about the Cowboys next coach may

(15:42):
being mister Schottenheimer. I think, oh, Schottenheimer.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
He probably deserves a shot. But then again, we gotta
remember we had another son.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh Philip, Wait Philip, Yeah, yeah, my da. He was
such a winner.

Speaker 8 (16:03):
Yeah, we really don't want.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Anybody ride under Danny's unstails.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Do well.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Shodheimer may be better than he.

Speaker 8 (16:16):
Damn well could be, that's sure, But I'm still giving
the guy's shot because.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
He knows y'all. There, Well, there you go. We'll see
how it works out. A great day.

Speaker 9 (16:27):
You time for freaking fool.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Find okay to snap out of it? Okay. In England,
furious residents have been left outraged, I tell you, by
plans to erect a new housing estate which is shaped
like a penis. That's right, That's why I put the

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word erection. Therefore shaped like a giant penis. Wow, they
do that. I think they designed it and didn't realize that.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
It looks like locals couldn't believe their eyes when plans
were submitted for the phallic shaped housing development in Telford, Shrapshalshire.
Sp Is that how you Shropshire? Well, I'm not going there,
so I don't have to learn weeny world. Yes, the
powers that be are currently considering whether to grant the

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planning application outlined permission, with the full details to be
submitted if and when it's approved. Now. Some say that
the rude shape development is too big for local infrastructure
to cope with. Too big, and it would wipe out
spaces used by dog walkers and family. Oh wow, especially

(17:43):
when some of their friends fly over here. Do you
know your housing development looks like a big packer? Of
course I do. That's why we live here now. Last summer,
the council received two hundred and eighty six responses from
residents during a consultation you should exercise, with eighty five
percent opposed to it, and they still went ahead with it.

(18:06):
Well that it hasn't been approved yet, all right, but
some folks who live near there are going, hell, yeah,
build it. It would be hilarious.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Yeah, you know what they say, If you build it,
it will come, ye will come?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah? Oh boy, okay, I guess I'm supposing Yeah. I
live in Telford Shrumpshot, England. Oh you mean take block
a big venous Peckervilleley Wackerville, Pkerville State.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
A daredevil passenger is lucky to be alive today after
clinging to a high speed train for miles as it
rocketed along at over one hundred and seventy.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Miles per hour.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Jesus, the forty year old Hungarian commuter had been riding
on the Interseti Express train, which was traveling cross country,
when he decided to take a smoke break at the
station before.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Getting on the train.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
However, the guy spent too long puffing away and the
locomotive's door closed on him, threatening to strand him at
the train station. In a split second decision, this fool
decided to jump onto the bracket between two of the
cars like something out of an action movie with Tom cruise.
The train then sped away at one hundred and seventy

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five miles per hour, making it twenty miles with the
daredevil hanging on for dear life before witnesses saw him
and alerted authorities. The conductor then brought the train to
a screeching halt notified police of what happened. The traveler,
who was amazingly unharmed, was subsequently removed and the iron
horse continued on its way. It was then handed over

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to authorities in Nuremberg.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Uh huh, but at.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Least he was unharmed, but can you imagine hanging on
for dear life one hundred and seventy five miles per hour.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Between the cars, so you don't have a place to sit. Oh,
godn God bless us. Sure, here's a suggestion, buy a ticket.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
Okay, he might have been unharmed, but I'm guessing he
had about a gallon of whoopsidaisy in his shorts.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I mean, I would have had several accidents.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Let's go to Melbourne, Florida for this one, and a
lady named Taron Acrey Melbourne. I did a year high
school there. Did it feels like a nice place, or
at least it was way back then. But tarn in Melbourne,
Florida got arrested over the weekend on drug possession charges
for not the first time, but the second time this month.
Now for freaking full file stories, that's not necessarily unusual,

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especially in the Great State of Florida, when you consider
that this most recent arrest, she was caught carrying drugs
in a bag with the words on it definitely not
a bag full of drugs.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh yeah, this has happened before. I'm just gonna say,
didn't some guy do that? Yeah? A Florida genius at that,
of course, Well it it's obviously spreading.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
They think they're really funny. I guess drug addicts are
just writing. Oh no, let's write sarcasm about drugs on
our bag of drugs.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Looking here, Yeah, yeah, this'll work.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
This guy that we're talking about was on the freaking
fool file a matter of weeks or months ago, and
he did the same thing now. She was booked into
the Brevard County Jail on several drug related charges, trafficking
in math, possession of math, intent to sell, possession of paraphernalia.
Deputies arrested her after pulling over a vehicle in which
she was a passenger. The driver consented to the search

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of the vehicle, asserting that nothing illegal should be inside
my car. I swear, yeah, passenger, it's a different story.
That's until the officer found her bag full of drugs
with the words.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Definitely not a bag full of drugs written on the
outside of her bag of drugs. Stupid. I can't imagine
why they didn't fall for that. Yeah, okay, get ready
to cringe, guys, let's go. A taiwan Is plastic surgeon
has been getting a lot of attention for sharing a

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video of performing a vast sectomy on social media that
he performed on himself. No, he didn't. He did it
as a gift to his wife.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
And he had to videotape, of course he did.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Hey, how would you prove that you.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Actually did it if there's a video on the internet.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
His name is Chen wy Nong, a father of three
who works at a plastic surgery clinic in Type A City.
He went viral after sharing a rather unusual clip on
his Facebook and Instagram profiles to put his wife's mind
at ease that he wouldn't tap the bell again and
get her pregnant. The young doctor decided to get a
vasectomy and to make sure there was no risk of

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watching the procedure because he wanted to perform it on himself.
And he did, and he recorded the entire process quote
for educational purposes. At least there was in a medical facility. Well, yeah,
he's a doctor. But you know, do barbers cut their
own hair? I don't think they do. After presenting a

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list of eleven steps involved in the operation, Chen got
some local anesthesia and started snipping at his own nutsack.
Take a look, bow and Lizzie could see it. Oh, damn,
Holy Jesus. You see he's throwing his head back a
couple of times when he's saying, all just hurt. What
did I thought?

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Why would you want to perform delicate surgery on your
wiener when you're high on anesthesia?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Well he just numbed the area. Oh, because operating on
yourself isn't very common. A procedure that usually takes about
fifteen minutes ended up taking an hour out but it
was a complete success. Oh well, that's good. The young
doctor clarified that he was a licensed surgeon and at
the VACCC to me was performed at his own risk,

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outside of work hours, under the supervision of a urologist.
So kids, don't try this at home on yourself, no,
please please. Chen said that he experienced some pain and
discomfort on the night of the surgery, but said he
was fine when he woke up the next day. He's
been dubbed the bravest man in Taiwan by the media. Yeah,

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or maybe the stupidest man.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
And the wife is probably why didn't you just give
me a ring exactly? So you know, you could have
worn a rubber and you wouldn't have had to go
through all yeah, or do it on another day.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Anything? All right, we're gonna pull something out of the
old toy box. Coming up on the bow of them Joel.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Us there coming up next hour. Time to pick your ticket.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
You choose.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Do you want tickets to a mystery concert that we
will announce at nine to twenty We can't tell you yet,
or do you want tickets to see your Dallas Mavericks
as they take on Sacramento March third. You pick whatever's
leftover goes in the lone Star ticket window.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Pick your ticket.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Coming up around seven fifty, you're on the Bow and
Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five Dallas hors Classic.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Rock loan Star nainety two five. There's ballroom Blitz. If
you have diarrhea, it's called the ballroom All okay, I
got it. I just dangly that little carrot out there
for you. That's a good one though.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
I'm gonna start using it if I ever get the
Nora virus.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, and the ballroom Blit song happens to come on
tomorrow of course is Asska stuff day. We'll all learned something.
So if you've got a question, well, think of one
and call us at two on four eight six six
eighty six hundred, that is to ask of stuff hotline.
You can leave your question there, we'll answer it on
the air, and of course we'll play Choose your News.

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For tickets to this mystery concert we can't tell you
about until nine o'clock this morning. And there is a
theme tomorrow. Yes there is a theme, but I ain't
finna tell you what it is. And h since I
told you earlier, today is National one Liner's Day, honest
to god, it really is. So later on Alan is

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going to time me to see if I can do
twenty one liners in under a minute. Oh, we've got it.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
We've got the little stop Watch right now.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh you got to stop Watch? All right? Damn all right,
But now let's find a little something to play from
the toy box. You know who Paul Rodriguez is, right sure,
he's been in here many times and he turned seventy
over the weekend. So here's one of our interviews with
Paul Rodriguez. Paul Rodriguez is here with us, the man

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who so far has had no sexual harassment claims.

Speaker 10 (26:24):
In that you know, you know, worse than being sexually harassed,
has never have been sexually harassed.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
I tell the women, if you've.

Speaker 10 (26:31):
Never been sexually harassed, it does say something about your looks.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh well, but see if the guy's good looking, it's
just flirting. It is, it's on one like us.

Speaker 10 (26:41):
Whoa if an ugly man says good morning, I won't
name I.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Won't say who it is.

Speaker 10 (26:47):
But I got sexually harassed when I was first studying out.
I used to do warm ups for a television show
and a star, a female star of that show, inviting
me to her dressing room.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
Right, so I'm all innocent.

Speaker 10 (26:58):
I'm thinking, oh, I'll be friends with this and and
uh she takes her clothes off and gravity had done
terrible things. I ran out of it there and like
a scared, like like I feel like a Startlet you know,
I feel like, oh.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
What is wrong with this woman?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Wait? Wait, you wouldn't give us a hint.

Speaker 10 (27:13):
No, No, let's just say that the these golden girls
are not golden.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Wait a minute, I'm mad. I know who it is
because Jeffrey Ross told us a story about the same woman.

Speaker 10 (27:27):
Oh lord, Jeffrey too. Yeah, oh her tastes even worse
than money.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Who was.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
Lord, keep going white, No, keep going not Maud?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yes, well he said. Jeffrey said she banged his brains
out because he made fun of her talking about the
Golden Girls. B Arthur came to his dressing room like
she was mad, and she took off all her clothes.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Good Lord, I still can't see. I wasn't blind that day.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
You know, but you don't see a lot. I mean,
you don't see us.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Complaining, right, we're not suing her.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I knew, and you said Golden Girls.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
I knew.

Speaker 10 (28:10):
I I feel like she cheated on me now because
I feel like I was special.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
I feel like, oh, if the only one she'd.

Speaker 11 (28:17):
Come on to.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And then there's Maud.

Speaker 10 (28:19):
Let me tell you I met her normally. He has
signed me to do a TV series. Hey kay Pablo.
Back in the day, she was a starlet then, so
I met her.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
She was.

Speaker 7 (28:27):
She would come to my dressing room. She goes, you
have anything, I said, Well, what she said?

Speaker 10 (28:32):
She'd pull out a drink, you know, take a drink
and I wasn't drink, but I'd have a drink with her,
and then I keep randing into her.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
One time she called me up. She goes, uh, she
had tickets.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
For Andy Kaufman, and I found this strange, and she
would have asked me, but I went, you know, we're
sitting there and Andy Kaufman is out there performing, and
she started to say kind of loud to so I
don't get this a hole.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Who is this guybody? This is funny, this is not
fun Let's get out here. And I said, don't get
up right now. If you get up, he's gonna really
go crazy.

Speaker 12 (29:00):
Right.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
And so they had a break and she gets half
and I take off. You know, Andy, he was a
performing artist, right, So we stayed in touch and then then, uh,
then I got invited to do an episode of Golden Girls.
I think they run it every once in a while. Yeah,
and uh and then after that, she goes, come on
over here to my Christian room.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
She was sauce, you know.

Speaker 10 (29:18):
So yeah, I went over there and I wasn't in
there for two minutes. I turned around to fix her
a drink and I turned around and there is this
h seventy something year old woman naked right, and I couldn't.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Hold it down.

Speaker 10 (29:36):
Oh man, there's not enough viager in the world, you know.
I remember she said, she said, what do you think
and I ran out like a scared.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
I ran out like a scared kid has been molested.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
You know.

Speaker 10 (29:54):
Oh, I don't think I've ever said I never told nobody,
but sees me and Jeffrey have beenvictims.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
See, we have a way of bringing up nobody wants
to talk about or in my eyes, if they every
want to cure people for you know, these people were
addicted to sex.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
You know that.

Speaker 10 (30:11):
Uh, some people are what do you call it, the
sex addicts. All you need to do is see her
butt naked and you if you won't have sex for
a long orange cure cure hash hashtagg me too. That's terrible.
She rest in peace.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Oh bless her heart.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
It was, I mean she was.

Speaker 10 (30:34):
She still wanted it at that age. I no, I
didn't think about it. There must have been someone out
there who who went for it. Jeffrey, God, jeff you.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Didn't need to do that. He took one for the
tall lord.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Did he take one out? I think back in the
woman had age spots.

Speaker 10 (30:54):
All it's hard to tell which one was a nipple
or an age spot.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
They were the same, so just moved. I think that
was a tick.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
There was one of them. Take from some President.

Speaker 11 (31:08):
Star and that I'm com fromising into prison. Then it
thing with Tranque Eliza.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Dallas Fur's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. I
forgot Paul Rodriguez told that that Maud Store.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
That's historical, and she was featured in the headlines from
Hollywood yesterday because sally' struthers said she was filthier than
a drunken sailor and look at Paul Rodriguez talking about her.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Paul Rodriguez did not partake of the booty buffet what
Jeffrey Ross did. Apparently she gave it up gladly to anybody.
I don't know how many she had to beg but
she did gladly. Okay, coming up, I think Paul Rodriguez
had gotten owt the hospital or was fixing to go

(32:07):
in for heart surgery right after that. But I did
that and in two thousand and nine, and right after
I got back, I got a bit that Jimmy surprised
me with. That is from two thousand and nine. If
you've listened, you'll probably go nobod he's going to play.
But now it is National one Liner's Day. It really is.

(32:31):
I don't know why, but it is, so you're the
king of the one liners. Well, we'll see about that.
Anna has challenged me to do twenty one liners in
under a minute.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yes, and I have my Stopwatch app out right now?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
All right, okay, ready tell me when to go? All right, ready,
set go. Nine percent of lawyers give the rest a
bad name. Time is what keeps things from happening all
at once. Lottery a text on people who are bad
at math. I didn't fight to the top of the
food chain to be a vegetarian. It's lonely at the top,
but you do eat better. I don't suffer from insanity.

(33:06):
I enjoy every minute of it. Few women admit their age.
Few men acted. If we aren't supposed to eat animals,
why are they made with delicious meat? We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of smart He who laughs last
thinks the slowest? Outdoor campers Nature's way of feeding mosquitos,
consciousness that annoying time between naps. There are three kinds

(33:26):
of people, those who can count and those who can
Why is abbreviation? Such a long warre chains is inevitable
except from a vending machine. Out of my mind. Be
back in five minutes. A clear conscience is usually the
sign of a bad memory. Sometimes I wake up grumpy,
other times I just let her sleep. You can't have everything,
because where would you put it. I took an IQ

(33:47):
test and the results were negative.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Fifty eight two seconds.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
To hold yah can do it? Exults now Dallas Horse
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. All right, get ready,
because we have a chance for you to pick your tickets.
You can choose between this mystery concert that we can't
announce until much later on the show. I mean, you

(34:17):
just take a chance. You probably enjoy it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Last time we had a mystery concert at the beginning
of the year was a big, huge yes.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Or you can have tickets to see your Dallas Mavericks
when they face off with the Sacramento Kings on Monday,
March third at the Mercan Airline Center. And whichever one
you don't pick, of course, goes into the lone Star
ticket window at eight flo to give away.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
So figure ticket at seven fifty.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, I've had requests for this, and this is the
first time I've been able to get around to it.
But this is something that Jimmy surprised me with after
I got out of the hospital from my little art episode.
You remember, Yes, Well, he brought this in and he
wouldn't tell me what it was, and some woman called

(35:05):
and almost spoiled it. Oh really, okay, here it is.
This is from two thousand and nine. Here you go.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
If you go into the grocery store, there's usually at
least one aisle that has international food, uh huh, and
it's usually India, China and all that. Well, there's a
small section that Kroger is called British. It's all British products.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Don't say it. He's gonna give it away.

Speaker 8 (35:35):
She's gonna give it away because I went croggering and
that's where I found this in this British island.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Don't say, hey, listen, I know you mean well, but
don't spoil it for Jimmy because he'll get all pissy
and start crying and everything. Okay, but you know, you know, okay.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Okay, thank you, thank wow, spoil it.

Speaker 8 (35:55):
I found it over the weekend and then I was
going to bring it in Monday.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Then I got sick.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
I couldn't bring it in got it yesterday. But you know,
I bought this pro bowl, you know, because I knew
he's on a special diet, so I thought maybe he'd
like some of this.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
He's got a can. Let me see, let me let
me just soak this in for a minute. Let me
read it.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
When I saw this, and it's by hind yeahines makes this.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
It's a British food. It's sponge pudding and the name
of it it's called spotted dick. If I'm lyon, I'm dying.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
It's kind of a buch sponge cake with raisins in it,
and they call it spotted dick.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
So okay, the raisins may make it spotted. Where exactly
does the dick come in? I'd like to know. Does
it look good? I mean it's in a can. If
one's cake in a can.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
You kind of warm it up a little bit, I
guess you.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, I hope. So that's what I'm hoping.

Speaker 12 (37:05):
Fores it sounds like you go to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Do you have some take doctor? I got spotted dicky?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Help me?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Did you get that a croker?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Then?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah? I was in the produce section and I couldn't
help myself. What's the origin of that? It's a British food?
Is it spotted dick?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Is it dessert or is it I dessert? Okay, boys,
we simply must try. Do we have a can opener
that will open this? I don't know, but do we
have to?

Speaker 7 (37:38):
Oh look, here's a whole bunch of weps.

Speaker 8 (37:41):
And then I found, yeah, I spotted dick.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
And you don't know what's gonna come up?

Speaker 8 (37:45):
Well, then I I googled spotted dick and found food
names that sound dirty, but or not.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Spotted dick is a food. It's not dirty. It just
sounds out. It just said, would you like some PortMusic? Sure? Okay,
go ahead. Foods that sound dirty that aren't dirty.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
How about some pound cake, pound cake, save baby, let
me pound that cankey on, some sticky bun, sticky bun?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (38:08):
How about some of that stuffing in the rump roost
stuff and stuff that. Well, if you in fed. And
of course, if you go down a certain islet, you
can find some head and cheese, head cheese, head cheese.
It actually has pieces of pig in it. I've seen
head cheese, even tried it one time. And if you
round that corner you can find some jerk chicken.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Jerky Yeah, now is that jerk chicken or jerk chicken
diert chickens much tender apparent. Hey, go down to the
juice side.

Speaker 9 (38:39):
You can find some Colmato plmato, and if you're really kinky,
look hard enough you can find some bearded klamatoll.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Wait a minute over there, over there in the produce section,
say you've gotten to come quat I like about a dozen.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Go down to candy gonna blow pop boy in God,
it says this this stuff is microwaveable, but it's in
a tin can.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Oh yeah, well, I'm sure you have to take it
out of the camp.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
Have to.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You have to take it out of the can. Don't
say that. Well then we can see him right, blow
blow up and you go to the emergency room. What happened?
He was injured by some exploding spotted big part of
the city was Oh there he goes removed from it. Okay,
ma go open that. I have got to try some

(39:41):
spotted on this. That doesn't sound right, boy, it's loaded
with carbs. Oh yeah, protein? What what I'm just saying?
I know, I just say that was the next line.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Protein.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
I'm not I'm ready. We gotta try this stuff, you guys.
I gotta tell you. I went to the break room
to warm it up in the microwave.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Eew.

Speaker 12 (40:07):
And I showed it to Gloria, Yeah, yeah, Glory cashire
and she died laughing.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I just showed her the can.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
I bought it Friday at the Kroger of a Mockingbird
station and I went down by three or four aisle
just hold it a laughing, just laughing. And then I took,
you know, to the check on Connry. I wanted to
see if the girl would recognize it and start laughing.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
They don't they anything, damn. And look I found three forks.

Speaker 12 (40:34):
Oh okay, three forks Yeah in our poke into our
spotted dick over.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
There, and you know, just saying spotted dick in the can.
That's an STV waiting to happen. It sounds like, but
it's not what it is.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
You know.

Speaker 12 (40:48):
It smells decent, Yeah, I mean it smells okay, I
mean kind of has a consistency of like bread pudding.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
It smells like spice cake, your spice cake that some
aunt always makes it Thanksgiving. Try it all right here,
who's gonna go first? Let's all do it at the
same time.

Speaker 8 (41:04):
Let Jimmy go first, because you no, no, no, no, everybody
at the same.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Okay, everybody come over here, Randy, all right, here we go. Okay,
everybody go back to your microphones. We all got to
buy a spotted dick, all.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Right, all right?

Speaker 13 (41:24):
One, three, three, Nasty Yeah has kind of a wang
to it.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Dallas Or's classic Wrong lone Star ninety two to five.
Do you think with the theme of the show today
we should issue a parental warrant? Probably seventeen? Then then again,
you kind of do what you could get here. That
was a great gift that Jimmy gave you. Yes, it was,
and it made me laugh. It made me laugh, and

(41:59):
that was important.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Now.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
The reason that it's called dick is because the original
word for pudding or dessert in Old England was put dick,
not putting couldick, So it was spotted dick, so spotted puddy.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
If they had known then what we know now, imagine
how funny that would have been around the campfire.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Oh yeah, or having a spot of tea pud dick.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
All right, tomorrow's Ask Good Stuff Day. Come on, give
us some good questions. Call the Asking Stuff Hotline two
one for eight six six eighty six hundred will answer
your question on the air and we'll play use your
news for take us to this mystery concert.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
I can't nine will announce it. Yes, So you can
have your choice of tickets. You can either have the
concert we can't tell you what it is, or you
can have Dallas Mavericks tickets, and of course whichever one
you don't pick goes into the ticket winder tickets. The
question is the mystery contest.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
How are you going to them? Way? Well, a very
famous actor, Kevin Costner, turned seventy over the weekend. That's right,
So I'm gonna play the trailer for one of his movies.
This is from almost thirty years ago. Oh I think
I know. Yes, So that means we're gonna play a
round of fraction the Flickers. You tell me this Kevin

(43:23):
Costner movie and I will give you the tickets whichever
one you want. Okay, okay, are you ready? Yes? Two?
One four or eight one seven, seventy seven one nine
two five? Tell me what Kevin Costner movie. This is the.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Sun for millions of years, the source of life, but
for one planet, the source of its demise. Two people
remain on this planet, once cold. Among them a man

(44:00):
I'm still hooks and a smooth child.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
How can you be sure it is our death name?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Universal Pictures presents unlike any you have ever seen?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Oh, I guess he got it. Got that planet one
more time? Yeah, here you go, one more son.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
For millions of years, the source of life, but for
one planet, the source of its demise. Two people remain
on this planet once called Earth, among.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Them a man, a.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Woman I'm still hooks, and a smooth child.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
How can you be sure?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Universal Pictures presents unlike any you have ever seen?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yes, but you don't know what it was at first.
But I bet you got it now.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
I wasn't a big fan of this movie.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
It didn't exactly win a lot of hearts well, but
it was popular.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah, it was popular, and people said, should I ask
for my money back? All right, I know somebody's already
got it. I just know you do, because you guys
are the smartest audience in the history of Martin Radio.
Are easy now, easy bon on them? Show tell me
what Kevin Costner movie that was is water World? I

(45:46):
knew it. I knew it was easy enough that if
you listen to it and I told you it was
a crappy movie, you would figure out what the movie
was Yeah, were you a fan of it? Did you
go see it?

Speaker 13 (45:58):
Well?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I was.

Speaker 10 (45:59):
I do remember being a because I wasn't saying to
him back in the day.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, So when you saw water World? Did you go
Kevin Costant? What you done? And a one eyed Dennis Hopper?
I forgot about that. I did like the kid from
the movie. Yes, Triple Horn was hot. Oh yeah, well
she's supposed to be. So who is this? This is

(46:23):
mendyed like more. Hi, Mendy, Hi you doing? How are you?

Speaker 8 (46:29):
I'm doing so good?

Speaker 10 (46:31):
Benefit with a CDC tickets last week?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
But I'm you just hang on. There's a long time
between that concert and this mystery concert we have. Could
it be a DC? I can't say until after nine?
So which one do you want? Tickets to the mystery
concert or tickets to go see your Dallas Mavericks. That
is a hard one, but I'm gonna pick the concert. Hi, Okay,

(46:54):
she gonna go to the concert even though she has
no idea.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
What's around nine twenty, Mendy?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Okay, Hey, I will be listening.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
If you liked water World, you'll love this concert.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
All right? Hold on because we got to get some
information from you. Mindy all right, okay, all right, see
what I tell you first caller in Yeah, y'all two
damn smart. I'm gonna have to be tough on you
tomorrow when we do choose your news for this pick
your ticket saying.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
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the big Game or you're hoping to go all out
for Valentine's an extra thousand dollars probably would come in handy.
And we have your chance to win one thousand dollars
with Rock the Bank.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Bo and I have that first.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
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Speaker 1 (47:54):
See not only do you hit your gear a good song,
but you get an education on how to spell rock.
Yes you do, like you didn't already know. Okay, all right,
I have a little bit from a guy that we
used to see all the time, but he hasn't been
in here in a while. Okay, and I'm not sure

(48:15):
what I don't think he's mad at us for any reason,
but he would come in every time he was in town. Yeah,
he turned fifty one over the weekend. Who is it,
Frank Kellyendo? Yeah, yeah, it was I think two years
ago or something. Yeah, I remember talking to him and

(48:36):
thanking him. He did his George W. Bush. Oh well,
he's gonna do it again. Here's here's one of our
visits with Frank Kellyendo. Frank, are you sir, good to
meet here? I've always wondered every time you come to Dallas,
have you ever wanted to accidentally or on purpose running
into George W. So you could do dueling w S.

Speaker 14 (48:57):
Well, you know, make uh make a consider attempt uh
to have that happen.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Because we played you on President's Day. You were part
of a trivia question.

Speaker 12 (49:08):
Oh really, yeah, was doing the president.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
It was people playing presidents. Okay, the last one right away, Frank,
call that's a winner.

Speaker 12 (49:16):
Everybody that Caddyodando guy man, that guy does uh he
does voicifications. I mean it was so much easier with him, uh,
you know, because there was definitely uh you knows, messing
up the words, having fun with that kind of stuff,
and with Obama. To me, it's just it's so cut

(49:36):
and I mean it's just so dry, like he.

Speaker 14 (49:38):
Talks slow at the beginning and he's up at the end. Right,
get to three four, great teaching and phone er like
eight six, seven, five, three or nine.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
That's Jenny's number, you bet it is. I just gave
her a call in my black book over here. I'm
telling you I understand now that you're on ESPN, yep,
but doing some stuff with ESPN started out over there.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (50:06):
The the big one this year was John Gruden, you know,
because John Madden's retired, but now John Gruden. I watched
those quarterback camps. You ever watched those? Or he's talking
like Andrew looked, tell me a little bit about Spider
three y, but in what do you know about that?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Man?

Speaker 12 (50:21):
That's he's the most positive guy on earth. A piano
could fall on him, you know that happens in the cartoons,
always hoisting a piano and the balls on somebody.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
But in real life that would hurt you.

Speaker 12 (50:31):
But John Gruden'd be like, hey man, when that piano
fell on me, and that that hurt a little bit,
but it sounded pretty good.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
My sinuses are cleared.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
Man.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
That was that's good.

Speaker 12 (50:39):
That was an ear nose and throat guy. I'll tell
you what I'd prescribed the piano dropping method. Man, he's
he's but he's fun. I met him, uh, and it
was so great to meet him too, because he was
He's one of those guys that's a little hesitant at first,
like most people are.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
When they meet me.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
They're like, well, are you studying.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Me right now?

Speaker 12 (50:56):
Manh yeah, so I you know, I'm standing there and
he's like, uh, what was that thing he said this morning?
Something about the Ray Lewis is so good. He could
packle people with his mind. I was like, yeah, it's
like I may use that. Man, that's a good line.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
You're all working together here. Yeah, it was a lot
of fun, but it was.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Well, if you him to see Stephen A. Smith in
the hallway, tell him to calm down.

Speaker 12 (51:19):
I will tell you what I've been working on that forever.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Bo.

Speaker 12 (51:22):
It's been I've been trying to figure out I don't
even skip Bayliss.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
If you had to work with him every day, it
would drive you nuts.

Speaker 10 (51:28):
Bo.

Speaker 12 (51:29):
I'm Stephen A Smith for I had no idea when
I met him years ago. He came up to me
he's like, mister Calliando, how are you doing me a favor?
All these impressions and impersonations you do, don't ever ever
do me. But he's one of those guys will throw
in a word that you're not sure if it fits
or not. I'm not smart enough to know the asking
will question. It'll be like I completely and utterly and

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quadrilaterally deny everything.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Just so you're sitting there going, what is geometry?

Speaker 14 (51:57):
I could do it this right, I believe that's geography.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Oh that's just terrible. Here is there comes Charles.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
That's what I'm talking about. Fifty years old. I turned
fifty years old the other day t NT game in
that's hour long special after the All Star Game, but
before though I don't remember. It was a pretty good day.
And Michael Jordan gets seventy seven weeks on ESPN Turn
of fifty. That's crazy, knucklehead.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
You what i'd read about Charles Barkley. He's going to
be on Let's Make a Deal. Yeah, I think he
was celebrity.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (52:32):
I think you and I thought it was prices ris right.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Let's go come on mountain climber.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Oh man, I was really really bad. I thought. I
thought for sure that card and eggs would cost four
hundred and fifty dollars. That's really let's play plink old
just because I love to say plink Oh come on,
Oh no, I got that golf game. Oh that's not

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gonna happen. Is Drew Kurra as good as Bob Barker
was at the at the Button game. I'll tell you
what from but I heard Bob Barker really did some magic,
just some magic work, some magic. And I'm not talking
Orlando style, you know. I'll tell you what. Rob Wriggle

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is good, but he's no Frank Caliendo.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
You know what. I never watched me, so I don't
even want. Well, every time you do Barkley, I think
about missing you and Airy Spears doing oh yeah, Shack because.

Speaker 12 (53:39):
The Barkley, Which is funny because we started doing Barkley
and Shack and uh, it wasn't Shack wasn't even there yet.
Then they hired Shack like three years later after we
started doing those sketches. It was almost like life imitates
art if you're going to consider what I do art.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
But sure, that's a pretty good stretch rop there I'll
tell you what. That's a sewing bradless stress.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
The praying mantision there it is.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You might be outreached, but you're not blocking anything.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
See what you did?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
See that that hurts here? He could do that joke
somewhere else and that doesn't hurt as much. No one doesn't.
But yeah, well here's.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
A guy I can't remember what he was taught of.
It was quite all right, Ben there done that man's Dallas?
What was classic rock? Alone Star ninety two to five
guitarist John Sykes has died at the age of sixty five.
Now because if his name doesn't ring a bell, you
will know his work. In fact, you just heard a

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small piece of his work. He was the guitarist for
Whitesnake for many many years. He was also remember of
the Irish rock band Thin Lizzie. He was also with
the band Blue Murder. Yeah, Blue Murder was awesome, and
he played guitar and he sang that's right. It was
a three piece band.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
So he pretty much handled it all and he wrote
a lot of the songs on Thin Lizzie's Thunder and
Lightning Yes.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah, which was one of their very first studio i'ms ever.
One fan recalled Sike's greatness on social media, writing, rip
John Sykes. His work on Thin Lizzy's Thunder and Lightning,
White Snakes nineteen eighty seven and Blue Murder debut album
has cebmitted his reputation and given him a seat at
the table of the God. I guess he'd been battling
cancer for quite a while. Yes, yes. Another fan wrote,

(55:31):
while the impact of his loss had profound and the
mood somber, we hope the light his memory will extinguish
the shadow of his absence. Yeah, very nice. He started
his musical journey because it was inspired by Eric Clapton's
guitar licks when he heard them on Eric Clapton albums,
because he was a big fans.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
So many people it's between Clapton and Jimmy Hendrix that
inspired them to pick up the guitar.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
Well, Anna had us put together a super tribute to
his memory, and it's inside the Oysters and on our
blog at lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
A lot of rockers posting on social media.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Let's lighten the mood a little, shall we? First of all,
remember that tomorrow is ask us Stuff Day and we
need some questions, So call the ask us Stuff hotline.
Leave your question at two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred. We'll answer it on the air, and
your friend don't'll hear you on that stupid as shall more?
Now listen, some of you really need to take a

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step back when it comes to naming your baby. Some
people who choose the names of family members, some go
for stars from their favorite movies or musicians, and others
go for a more non traditional name. A trend has
emerged recently where parents are naming their kids after their
favorite weapons. No Starting as early as the beginning of

(56:52):
the two thousands, parents have been going for names like Wesson,
as in Smith and Wesson caliber shooter and trigger trigger.
That's a horse's name. You're gonna name your kid after
Roy Rogers horse. What's your name is brother bullet? Because
that was Roy Rogers, doll good lord.

Speaker 13 (57:12):
Well.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Along with those names, there are other names like Cannon, Dagger, Colt, Remington, Ruger,
and Winchester. They have gained some steam. Experts on human
behavior theorized that these parents feel like the names representing
rerun a great spirit. While all those things just sounds stupid.
I will go with the latter. It just sounds stupid.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
I'm with you, and speaking of baby's bow roppers, this
is the definition of recycling. A coalition involving the Japanese
city of Shiboushi and the neighboring town of Osaki started
recycling disposable diapers last April, and they collected ninety eight
tons of dirty diapers in the first two months. Now,

(57:57):
the dirty diapers were sanitized, bleach and shredded into a
pulp that's used to make toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Oh, you're gonna wipe yourself with something that a kid
did in his pants, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
In those first two months, they made thirty thousand rolls
of toilet paper, and now they're selling them for two
dollars and seventy cents per dozen rolls.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Well that's cheap.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Yeah, recycling makes sense too.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
It's been used before.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
Just all you are.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I wonder what color the toilet paper is. It's brown.
It's work so it hides everything.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
But dirty diapers are also now being used as an
additive for concrete instead of sands.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Oh man, I think I felt a chunk and my
toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Is there's apparently gold in them.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
They're diapers. Oh God, who thought of that?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
But if it works, it works. You don't recycle it.
Woman changing her babies, you know, I hate to just
throw this away. They go reuse it. I'll reuse it,
wash it out good.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
They do it with the cloth diapers all the time,
but disposable ones, some of them throw up.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
When I was a kid, When I was a baby,
my mom had to use cloth diapers, had to put
the little safety pin in there, and then she'd wash
them off when I crept down in the toilet and
then throw them in the washing.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
They used to have like a bucket for them with
like some some water, with some like chlorox or something.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
They would dumb all the dirty diapers.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
And run a service truck that would pull up and go,
give us all your brown diapers. Here's some fresh ones
in exchange. That's if you had money, right. My memory
is a little hazy because it's been a while. Well,
it looks like fire Ay just keeps on growing, with
some of the biggest musical names in the world joining

(59:49):
the acts that are going to be playing at not one,
but two huge southern California venues on January thirtieth, Green Day,
The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rod Stewart Jelly Roll. These
acts have been added to Fire Aid on January thirty.
Because of the number of artists involved, the benefit for
wildfire relief has expanded to two venues in Inglewood, the
Intuit Dome and also the infamous La Form which is

(01:00:11):
now known as the Key of Forum. Other acts on
the bill Billie Eyelash, one of your favorites, bo earth
Wind and Fire Awesome, It says GWe Stefani Here there,
here's an update for you guys. She's going to perform
with her old SKA band no doubt. Oh yeah, non
solo act, but in no doubt reunion. Joni Mitchell is
going to be in the house Sting, Stephen Still, Stevie Nicks,

(01:00:32):
Dave Matthews and John Mayer will perform together as a
duo for the first time ever. And Billboard and The
Hollywood Reporter are both rumoring that you too is going
to be added to the lineup.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
We'll keep our fingers crossed on that. Here's what we
know for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Tickets for Fire Aid go on sale tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
They've added Stevie Wonder, John fogerty.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Man. That is an Also, that's that's woodstock. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Hopefully they raise a lot of money wildfire relief and
just in time for a rodeo season, Los Veceros has
opened its new location in the Fort Worth stock gu
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Did you ever eat there?

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
All?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Oh man, it's good. Los Facero's new restaurant is located
at twenty five thirteen Rodeo Plaza within the Stockyards Exhibits building,
The Texas Cowboy of Fame, Billy Bobs Texas and the
John Wayne American Experience are some of its neighbors. The
new location has a more modern field and retains much
of the spirit of the previous location by incorporating historic

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wood and the barn doors from the original building. Cool
The Texas Restaurant first opened in the Stockyards in nineteen
eighty three at twenty six on nine North Main Street
by Emilia Keke and Johnny Cisneiros, who had worked at
several Mexican restaurants in the area, so they had it
down years later. In nineteen ninety six, the family purchased

(01:01:53):
the d Hart Building at twenty six twenty nine North
Main Street, where the restaurant was for over twenty eight years.

Speaker 10 (01:02:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
I love that building. They got some good ass in
julyatas Many. Previously Loss for Caros had a thirty four
thousand square foot space and the new location covers only
eight thousand square feet, So you can best believe there's
gonna be a line out the door just about any too.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
And you can get their chips now at supermarkets.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah okay, And you know they say nothing lasts forever.
Thank god. That includes people were all sick of hearing about.
It looks like that the prolonged fifteen minutes of fame
of the Hot to a Girl Hailey Welch is probably up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Oh she got in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Oh yeah, business dealing. After gaining millions of social media
followers and signing a lucrative podcasting deal, there was the
disastrous launch of the hawk to a cryptocurrency and the
impending legal drama that went along with it. I don't
know why she had even fifteen minutes of fame of
one clip that lasted less than ten seconds. Right. The

(01:03:08):
last tweet Will sent out was on December twentieth, and
there hasn't been a new episode of the Top to
a podcast since a little less than a month ago,
which was titled how to Avoid being canceled? Ironically enough,
what a world? What a world? Well, it's what makes
you crazy? Is what loved? Oh yeah, till you what?

(01:03:32):
It'll ruin your shacky if you lit it. Okay, coming
up nine to twenty, we're going to reveal what these
mystery concert tickets are because we can't can't say nut
galactor nine o'clock. Okay, Okay, we got it. You say
y'all get in trouble. Well I won't go to get
in trouble, but we will answer that mystery at nine

(01:03:55):
to twenty, and then all week long we'll have tickets
to that show. Yeah, you can either have those tickets
or tickets to the Mavericks. And speaking of the Mavericks,
who won those tickets? We just give away.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
James Ingram in Arlington. No, but I was going to
say the same thing. He's uh, he's a fishing guy,
and he offered to take me out to finally catch
a keeper size bass. That yeah, James is in Arlington
and he is a first time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Winner like that first time winner. Hell yeah, it's a
good feeling. I like James Ingram the singer too. I
know you do.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
What about luther Ingram, luther Ingram, I've never heard of him,
never mind.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Talk about luther Edu. Cake'll damn in here, big thank
you to Taco Deli. That one smells good in here.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Jesus locations around the Metroplex, and they brought some up
breakfast food, and they remembered the boat doesn't like eggs.
They brought him a special selection paco don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I'll give that prick eggs. He won't eat them. He
won't eat them, and he'll talk about it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Yeah, they're celebrating the return of they're grabbing go tacos.
So they have like a little section in the restaurant
where you just grab your tacos of your choice and
then you know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
You pay and you go okay, easy peasy. Yeah, you
had the bean and cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
I had the jest special with me gusts and cheese
and avocados.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
And we've got some for you too.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Ay, Well, thank you very much. I've been a little busy,
but I'm about to smash my face into that.

Speaker 13 (01:05:29):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
You just know we gonna say something for you. We
got a little thank you. I appreciate it. Okay, reminding
you once again to call it hotline for tomorrow because
we need some questions to one for eight six six
eighty six hundred and now let's find out what else
is happening him.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Well, if you missed it yesterday, don't miss it today.
Coming up shortly after nine o'clock, around nine ten, we're
going to rock the bank. It's your shot at one
thousand dollars. Bo and I had the first keyword of
the day. We do it nine times Monday through Friday,
So the first keyword is coming up around nine ten.
When you hear it, you enter it at lone star

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Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. As
we come to another and of another piss and.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Show toy Box Tuesday, Yeah we we had some goodies. Yeah,
that Paul Rodriguez interview.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
I got my gosh, I got Sarah con so many
goodies in my little vault over again. I know you do.
I like doing that on a toy Box Tuesday. Now
tomorrow is ask us stuff where you can ask us
any question you want to and as long as it's
a legitimate question. See you could see me doing quotation

(01:06:48):
marks in there when I tell you air quotes air quotes. Yeah,
we'll answer the question for you and we'll play Choose
your News, so you can pick your ticket Jues between
either Billy Idle ticket or tickets to see your Dallas
Mavericks take on the Sacrament.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Okay, yeah, Billy Idol coming to Dickie's Rena May seventh,
and we have your tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
We just announced the tour at nine twenty and we'll
give those away by doing Choose your News. And yes,
there is a theme theme time, Anna Bell. It's on
my calendar. I'm not right not gonna tell you what
the theme is just yet. You'll have fourtune and tomorrow.
And I don't want to spoil this a prize. You
don't want to make it anything but really hard for us.
Well I know you, because if I tell you the theme,

(01:07:31):
you're gonna start searching through those past issues.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
Of the God. They may not publish the Weekly World
News anymore, but you can find old issues online.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Uh huh. That's where I get those goofy ass stories wrong, right,
Being of goofy ass our after show decompression session is next.
You want to be a part of it, come on
with it. And we just found out Garth Hudson, the
last surviving member of the band, just passed away at

(01:08:02):
the age of eighty seven. Wow, you have to do
a little something on tomorrow's show.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
All of our heroes eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
He had a nice long life.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Still, it's so heartbreaking when you're on your heroes die.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
I just listened in the night they drove Old Dixie
down on the Way High yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Well, damn, we'll see on the after show and we'll
see on the show Enough show tomorrow I explain the digit.

Speaker 10 (01:08:26):
My god,