The Bo and Them Full Show - Jan 31, 2025 (Ep 1300) Comedian Pete George

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, before we get started on this mess. Yes, uh,
y'all do know that Nolan Ryan turned seventy eight today
today's bird. Yes, remember when he punched Robin Venture out
because he charged him out? Yeah, I think Robin v
got six hits. Da. Well, here you go second camp

(00:26):
and there's a full raining.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Jam right.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Close enough. That's close enough, argue, Just just take.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
It all right, Nolan, Nolan, Nolan, keep headlock holding, keep
her blood of tho in Ryan his head and why
pitches then gave him where stches you send there and
old cardilage flying. If y'all come after Nolan, he'll leave

(01:07):
your eyes swollen. Yeah, head back to your dugout crying.
Don't come in him swinging. Your face will be stinging
from fishing.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Come a flinging from rying.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
This is good them up, Cut him up and kick
some butter cracking dug black and I make him bleed
ry in, pull in and knock him out, must' lip
make him out of your house. See o the tamp right.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
You're turning blue. You don't take a breath. That was good, though,
sung the most I've heard.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Of them, the moment you've been waiting for the doling
them show is here.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
The new breakfast burgery does snickle with that? You bet
you don't be choous, But I've been shining online with
Dave all day. Those are historical page. All I'm saying
is bage. Do you think she's cute?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Now?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
You should have seen her a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Bob Bob boom, All right, talent show was about to start.
Don't leave us snook alway, you're glue doing this?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Guess what riddaydayl.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You appear to be a man who was utterly without
talent as the day wore on, the talent wore out.
No resources, no skill, no talent, no ability, no brain.
A talented professional any station would be lucky.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
To have, wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I'm so talented, I'm so pretty good.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
It's a good time and bad good time.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
She means bumping.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Up joined me on my new show. Thank you? Well, well, well,

(03:02):
here we are again, and let us say hello to
Ao's replacement while he's gone. Mister Dana, how are you
doing holding that phone camera right there? You know, a
multitasking right now? I know you're good at it.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
I mean, this wasn't part of the resume or I
should have had this up the now. Wasn't part of
the job.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, No, you can update your LinkedIn. Yeah, I'm learning
new human tricks. Surprise, surprise. Okay, yesterday's Friday. We have
some guests coming in. We've got t K from Kyk's
Steakhouse and County Club.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yes, and Pete George, the comedian who's performing there this weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's you'll be joining us. And since it's a steakhouse
is well as a comedy club, we're gonna play steakhouse
or gay bar. Oh that is always fun. Oh, yes
it is. And I suck at this game that it's
the wrong choice of words. Okay. Today is National Hot
Chocolate Day. Yes, often associated with cold weather, and since

(04:09):
it only gets cold around here every once in a while,
you can drink a company time you feel like.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Probably not this weekend. It's going to be in the
mid seventies on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, the a warm weekend. Well, it's also hell is
Freezing over Day, but that's only in the northern Hemisphere
where it's the dead of winter. Aren't you glad it
only gets cold a couple of times here. Yes, Scotch
Tape Day in the early nineteen twenties, Richard Gurley Drew
worked at the Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company now known
as three M, which at a time made sandpaper. Later on,

(04:41):
the sticky tape we used several times a day was
invented by doctor Drew, and adhesiveness was never the same again,
Thank you, doctor Drew. Yes, sir, it's appreciate your Social
Security check day. Oh yes, I always do. And usually
it's gone in a week or two. Is it come?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (04:59):
Goo?

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Boy? I?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Social Security is not an entitlement. We paid money. Damn
run to that.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Yeah, it's our money. It's hug An Economists Day. Okay,
not for free. She or she is an economist and
they got money. Pay up if you want some of.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's also Eat Brussels Sprouts Day. I love brussels I do.
I love them roasted you like, are you just kind
of I'm not? You know they're not bad. Yes. I
put a little butter in some Tabasco sauce. I like
them withamic Vindergarden. Oh that's got a less National Hot

(05:37):
Chocolate Day. Gotta wash down those Brussels sprouts with something.
It's also Brandy Alexander Day. Those are good never too
early to start getting slashed on.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
The Friday you want to take off the bartenders exactly. Yeah,
they don't like making that National wig Day. If I
had one, I've known to day out of war and one.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
But I don't, so what can I don't have money either,
And it's National Fun at Work Day. That's every day around.
How you're gonna say it every day? National Hunt? We're
going with you for sure. Yeah, well, you're just harboring
an outlaw, I guess. All right, So it's Friday, we
got sports of all sorts coming up here? Then of course, uh,

(06:21):
you know, since there's no football this weekend, I have
something because usually we talked to Fox Stores, Mike Doosey,
it's seven to ten on the front when it's football season.
But now we got a week to wait until the
Super Bowl. Well, I got something that I found that
might explain something to people that don't really know the game.

(06:42):
Are under you're gonna explain football to us? I'm not
gonna do it. Somebody else has done. Okay, And don't
forget seven.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
To fifty cheap trick tickets, that's right, how are you
gonna give them away?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
That's what I want to know. I think we're gonna
do mystery Voices today, Mystery voice today. Okay, so the
freaking full file. I can't even begin to tell you
how stupid that's gonna be. So we best get going.
Let's do it, because we gotta get going before we
start showing it. What that didn't sound like you.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
We are?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
We got to go before we start the show. I
just went a while ago, so I'm GOODT gotcha empty
that bladder sing? By the way, wait, will you hear
the freaking full file speaking of bladders. That's all I'm
gonna tell you. It's all I'm gonna tell you. You'll

(07:38):
thank me for it later. All right, let's do the
morning it. Yeah, all right, you gotta do it sooner
or later. So mine ought to do it right now
because that's timed up show time in a white room

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with padded walls, because that's where people think we should
be sometimes. Yes, crazy in here, that's why we like it. Hey,
look at it. It's six thirty times for Sports.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
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lawyers go to willhightwins dot com.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
One of the most iconic events of the year, Brother
is set for this weekend. The thirty eighth annual Royal
Rumble will take place tomorrow, with a number of the
biggest superstars confirmed to be battling it out for the
right to fight at Wressellmania. Two time defending Royal Champion

(08:39):
winner Cody Rhodes is on the card along with John
Cena on his retirement tour. Oh yeah, right, yeah, he'll retire,
Sure he will, Sure he will. If somebody waves a
check with a bunch of zeros on it, I bet
you he'd come out of it and it'll be the
comeback tour, that's right. This year's Royal Rumble is set
to begin at five o'clock tomorrow at Lucas Oil Stadium
in Indianapolis and will air exclusively on Peacock, which always

(09:04):
made me laugh when I said to Taycock for obvious reasons,
I'd say, aren't they all? Coverage begins this afternoon at
three o'clock on Peacock Tomorrow. The stream begins at three
o'clock before matches get underway at five.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Brother the Dallas Stars on the ice tonight at the
American Airlines Center.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
They're going to face off with.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
The Vancouver Canucks puck will drop at seven tonight, but
the Stars will be without their star defenceman Miro Heskinen.
Stars coach Pete Debor announced at practice yesterday that Heskanin
underwent an MRI on Wednesday for a lower body injury
and is now week to week.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Rumor is he may need knee surgery.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Ah no, Heskanen is going to travel to New York
today to get a second opinion on that MRII, but
he could be out for weeks. Stars defenseman was injured
in tuesday Nights forty three win over the Vegas Golden
Knights when Vegas forward Mark Stone dove for the puck
kalise with Heskanen's left leg. Stone was called for tripping

(10:04):
on the play, but was not fined or suspended by
the NHL. Now, the Stars have recalled defenseman Kyle Coppo
Bianco from the Texas Star. He is a skilled puck
moving defenseman, which the Stars are going to need more
of without Hescanen. He by the way, Heskanen is now
the third crucial player the Stars have lost for an
extended period of time. Tyler Sagein out four to six

(10:27):
months after having hipped surgery in December Mason Marshmont has
missed a month for surgery after taking a puck to
the face in late December, So we need to heal
up stars.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yeah, yet to NBA coaches are obviously convinced Victor Wenby
and Yama is one of the league's best players.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I think it's Webb and Yama. We call it rub
your Mama, just so you get acclimated things rub you
for short.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
The San Antonio Star is a of course, reading the
Rookie of the Year and as an All Star for
the first time at one of fourteen, announced last night
as members of the reserve pool for February sixteen's All
Star Game, which is in San Francisco. Now, Webby becomes
the fourth Spurs player to make an All Star Game
in his first or second year. The others guard Elvin

(11:21):
Robertson back in nineteen eighty six and the two centers
at David Robinson nineteen ninety ninety one. In course Tim
Duncan back in nineteen ninety nine. And if you're wondering,
did any Mavericks make it, Yeah, Luca Nope, nope because
yeah he's on the shelf. And also Kyrie no. But

(11:41):
you know, with injuries and stuff like that. Kyrie wouldn't
be on the All Star.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Kyrie Irving is looking over the edge of the world
right now because he knows it's flat flat. Yeah, prove
it to all of us. Speaking of the Mavericks, the
injury woes just keep piling up. After an NBA Finals
rematch last seturd night, where the Mavericks fell one to
oh seven to one two to the Boston Celtics, Dallas
forward Maxi Kleeber suffered a fractured right foot and will

(12:10):
be out for a significant amount of time. I don't
know why the basketball gods are picking on the mass
but they are. Yesterday, the team announced Cleeber underwent surgery
to repair the right foot fracture. The Cleeber news comes
amid a season of injury for Dallas, who most recently
lost key sophomore center Derek Lively, also with a fractured foot.

(12:30):
Backup center Dwight Powell will also be out with a
hip strain. Hey, hey, just wait, Saint Sebastian, give us
a break. And as you remember, Luca has been without
the team's franchise player. However, there's good news on the
front of his NBA insider Mark Stein reported that dancing

(12:52):
will be back before the All Star break. Oh good,
that deserves a hot out. We need him, we need him. Hey.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Police are seeking information after a man was injured in
a parking lot fight outside of AT and T Stadium
during the Cotton Bowl Classic game earlier this month. Arlington
Police said that they were called shortly after ten thirty
pm on January tenth near AT and T Stadium's Lot
four to investigate a reported fight during the game. Officers
found a forty year old man lying on the ground

(13:20):
with severe injuries. He was taken to a hospital and
has since been released. Witnesses told police the man and
a friend he was with had gotten into a verbal
argument with two other men that it had escalated into
this huge fight. The men punched the victim during the fight,
causing him to fall to the ground and that's where
he hit his head. Detectives said their investigation has been

(13:42):
unsuccessful in identifying the two other men involved in the fight,
and police say anyone with any information about the incident
is asked to call the Arlington Police Department. You know,
with everybody videotaping with their phones, Yeah, surely someone has
something They can shove anybody, woh really well.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
The East s Shrine Bowl in Arlington has a recognizable
old logo showing a football player with a little girl
that goes back more than fifty years. Yesterday, the two
people whose image inspired that logo reunited at the game
at at and T State. The East West Shrine Bowl
Game is a college football game and so much more.

(14:20):
The Shriners International Fraternity sponsors the postseason All Star Bowl Game,
and proceeds from the game support the organization's charitable causes,
including the Shriners Hospital for Children. This year, the game
celebrated its one hundredth anniversary at Jerry World. In fact,
we gave away a bunch of tickets to this dad.
Mike Esposito and Nicole Ertega have had a vital role

(14:43):
in the bowl game's history. In nineteen seventy four, Esposito
was a twenty two year old running back for Boston
College and Ortega was two years old at the time
and a Shriners Hospital patient. The photo was taken in
the San Francisco Bay area, and it took on a
life of its own, becoming synonymous with the game itself.
The photo ended up everywhere in the Bay areas, on billboards, buses,

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even on the back of milk carts. In case you
were wondering the East One. That game last night was
pretty lopsided. The score was East twenty five West nothing. Yeah,
that's pretty embarrassing. And guess what, Well it's time for.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Today.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Who's not playing the American way? Who's not keeping his ball? Well, lemtoia,
it's Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker. Oh no, who is
being accused of inappropriate sexual behavior by six count of
six massage therapists. Who needs six massage therapists.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
Well, I'm sure it wasn't all at the same time,
but he wishes it well.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Though. The alleged behavior involved Justin Tucker exposing his twig
and berries and leaving what the workers believed to be
spooch tam on the treatment table after Mark Pecker spin
Tunker's actions were allegedly so bad that the massage therapists

(16:12):
ended the sessions and refused to treat him ever again.
Two spas stated that management banned the Baltimore Ravens star
kicker from ever coming back. These acts reportedly happened at
four high end spas and wellness centers in the Baltimore area.
USA Today reported that the acts allegedly occurred from twenty
twelve to twenty sixteen, so it's been a while. Tucker's

(16:35):
lawyers also have denied the allegations of misconduct. The Super
Bowl champion is facing Yes, but a wet spot pretty
much says it all. No, I know.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Two women said that he brushed them with his exposed pecker.
Three said that when they returned to the treatment room
after he left, they discovered this large wet spot on
the massage table in that ground.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
A large He must have been really side of that large.
But never mind. Let's let's rule a freaking full file.
That congo ball and that vowels here the softly spoken
magics Dallas forr's classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.

(17:20):
That was Pink Floyd, recorded live at Wembley Stadium, right
after Roger Water said I did well shall be in
the bandon mo Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:27):
Speaking of Roger, he's got a box set coming out
March fourteen, does he now, Yes, We've got all that.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Information up on the boat and then show page. Well
the boy got to eat all right. It is now
time for the freaking full file. Well here you go.
A British woman with a huge collection of wigs has
been arrested after investigators say she wore her wigs to
pose as at least fourteen different people in order to

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take their citizenship tests for yeah, what aand no. Police
say the sixty one year old woman helped both women
and men pass their citizenship test, wearing a different wig
each time she went in there to do it. You
did say it was National wig Day? Yes, it is
one of the reasons I picked this story. Investigators received

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a tip and the woman was arrested at her London home,
where they found several false documents and an array of
wigs alleged to have been used in the fraudulent scheme.
The unnamed woman said she was just trying to help
those who would be too nervous to pass their tests
and she didn't know it was illegal. Yeah right, well
it is. Oh you know that now, don't you. The

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woman remains in police custody while the case is under investigation.
I bet she made a lot of money. I bet
she did too. How much is it worth for you? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:52):
A Columbian doctor has been ordered by a court of
law to financially support a patient's baby until it turns.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Eighteen after the man ended up conceiving.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
The baby despite undergoing of a sectomy. Woo, it's happened again,
boy diego n uncle. A doctor from Mevian, Columbia will
have to pay buttloads of money to support one of
his patient's babies after he assured the man that the
vasectomy had performed had been successful and he no longer
needed to use condoms to keep his wife.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
From getting pregnant.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
However, the man ended up getting his wife pregnant and
having an unplanned baby. Subsequent sperm tests showed that the
visectomy had in fact not been successful, and the parents
of the baby sued the doctor, claiming that his mistake
had serious implications, both financial and emotional. They didn't want
any more kids, They couldn't afford any more kids. A
judge is now ruled that the doctor must support the

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kid until the kid turns eighteen.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Now here's a man who was arrested after breaking into
most rooms that were most places that people try to
get out of.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
On Tuesday, Tulsa police responded to a burglary at the
Escape Roy Escape.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Room one of those escape rooms where he tried to
get out again, he got in instead of getting out. Well,
there's a reason for that.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Security footage showed the man identified as David Bell inside
the building. His plan was to trash the place because
he was ticked off because they fired him. Now, officers
set up a perimeter and began searching for him in
the escape room. And you know, so obviously it's not
that easy because at one point, now this is what's funny.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I got to see the footage of this.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
At one point Bell was throwing glass bottles at the guys,
at the officers down the stairwell. So after several hours,
now it took him several hours. How big is this place?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Right?

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Several hours attractive been in the building. They found him.
Now guess what now, They brought in K nine the
Canine Union. This guy's seen too many movies. They located
him where on top of the elevator, just like Annibal.
So he was arrested four Now get this, second degree burglary,

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obstruction of justice, assault and battery on a police officer,
cruelty and cruelty with a involving a police dog because
he kicked the dog. Don't don't get that.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
That dog could have torn his ass. I wish he
would have.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
So the bottom line owners told him that the Bell
had told him that, or they have told him that
Bell was harassing them since the termination.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Over a year ago. Yeah, everybody gets pissed off when
they get but that's taking it to a little extreme.
Ye thing. Don't kick a dog. Okay, bottles are one thing,
but don't kick a dog. Here's here's the one that's
gonna make you square him a little, especially if you're
a guy. A forty year old man in China. I
love China. They come up with the best China reportedly

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suffered a ruptured bladder. Oh no, after drinking ten beers
and then holding in his pea for eighteen hours. Oh wow.
The man referred to only as mister who had reportedly
slugged down ten beers during a nihil A pound with
his friends, coming home and passing out. Somehow, he never

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woke up the whiz after drinking that many beers. That's
how drunk the guy was. He just went to sleep
and didn't empty his bladder once in a total of
eighteen hours, which doctors later explained could be tied to
alcohol's capacity to suppress the nervous system. Oh yeah, it
is possible that who just didn't feel the sensation of

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needing to empty his bladder while That all changed when
he woke up, though. The guy said that when he
woke up from his sleep, he started to experience a
sharp pain in his abdomen. When he was brought in
by an ambulance, he was in so much pain that
he couldn't even lie down. First of all, wouldn't you
think about peeing as soon as you got up? But

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he can't. He had a ruptured bladder, so he couldn't. No.
An emergency MRI I quickly revealed the source of this
excruciating pain. The man's bladder had ruptured in three places.

Speaker 8 (23:33):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
This guy is now in stable condition, but he's still
in the hot fit. Gotta remember to pee that you know?
There's a who won first?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
There?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, this is who drink all my liquor? Who that's
I'm asking who he's on first? Oh god, Oh, let's
let me gear up for something I'm going to play
for you that you probably hadn't heard in a while.
Some of you may have never heard this.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
And coming up next hour, your last Champs this week
to win tickets to see Cheap Trick when they come
to Texas, trust Seuth Theater March six, And of course
Bow He's gonna have a fun way for you to win.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
You're gonna give.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Away those tickets around seven to fifty right here on
the Bow and Them show on Dallas Fort Wors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Huh effeminated up a little bit since you're in the room.
Lone Star ninety two five. Now, normally we would have
the Deuce Fox for as Mike Doucy on, we'd be
doing our NFL Pro picks. However, after the NFC and
AFC Championship games, you wait two weeks before the Super

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Bowl comes around. So the Super Bowl is a week
from Sunday, so they can milk it for all its worth. Essentially,
I don't know if you're as big a football fan
as I am, but there are still people that really
don't understand the game. Okay, yeah, I know there's quite
a few. There's quite a few. And so I found
this little gem from nineteen fifty three. Read that's the

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year my old fat ass was born, and they explained
the game of football well, it's a guy who is
just as confused about it, and you'll recognize his voice
as soon as you hear it. So this is called
what it is is football.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Back last October, I believe it was, we are going
to hold a tent service off at this college town,
and we got there about dinnertime on Saturday, and different
ones of us thought that we ought to get us
a mouthful to eat before that we set up the tent,
and so we got off of the truck and followed
this little bunch of people through this small, little bitty

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patch of woods there, and we come up on a
big sign it says get something to eat here, And
I went up and got me two hot dogs and
a big orange drink. And before that I could take
iremouthful of that food, this whole raft of people come
up around me and got me to where I couldn't
eat nothing, and.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I dropped my big orange drink.

Speaker 9 (26:03):
Well, friends, they come in is to move, and they
want so much that I could do but move. Well, Well,
we come in to go through all kinds of doors
and gates, and I don't know what all. And I
looked up over one of them and it says North gate,
and we kept on a going through there, and pretty
soon we come up on a young boy and he says,
ticket please, And I says, friend, I don't have a ticket.

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I don't even know where it is that I'm going. Well,
he says, come out as quick as you can, and
I says.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
I'll turn right around the first chance to get.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Well.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
We kept on a moving through there, and pretty soon
everybody got where it was that they was a going,
because they parted, and I could see pretty good. And
what I seen was this whole raft of people a
setting on these two banks and looking at one another
across this pretty little green cow pasture, well there was,

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and somebody had tucked and drove white lines all over
it and drove posts in it, and I don't know
what all.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
And I looked down there and I seen.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
Five or six convicts are running up and down and
a blowing whistles.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
And then I looked down there and I seen.

Speaker 9 (27:20):
These pretty girls wearing these little bitty short dresses and
a dancing around.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
And so I sat down and thought I'd.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
See what it was that was going to happen.

Speaker 9 (27:29):
And about the time I got set down good, I
looked down there, and I seen thirty or forty men
come running out of one end of a great big
outthouse down there.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
They did, and everybody where I was a sitting got
up and hollered.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
And about that time thirty or forty come running out
of the other end of that out house and the
other bank pulled.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
They got up and hollered, and I asked this fellow
that was setting beside of me. I says, friend, what
is it that they're hollering for? Well, he walked me
on the back and he says, buddy, have a drunk. Well,
I says, I believe I will have another big orange.

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And I got it and set back down.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
And when I got down there again, I seen that
them men had got in two little bitty bunches down there.
They had rail close together, and they voted. They did,
they voted and elected one man apiece, and them two
men come out in the middle of that cow pasture
and shook hands like they hadn't.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Seen one another in a long time.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
And then a.

Speaker 9 (28:43):
Convict come over to where there was a standard, and
he took out a quarter and they come inceo odd
man right there.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
They did well. After a while, I seen what it
was that there's odd man in.

Speaker 9 (29:00):
It was that both bunches full of them men wanted
this funny looking little punkin to play with. They did,
and I know, friends, that they couldn't eat it because
they kicked.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
It the whole evening and it never busted.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
Anyhow, Both bunches full wanted that thing, and one bunch
got it, and it made the other bunch just as
mad as they could be. And friends, I seen that
evening the awfuless fight that I have ever seen in.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
My life, Hi, Dick.

Speaker 9 (29:30):
They would run at one another and kick one another,
and throw one another down, and stomp on one another
and grind their feet in one another, and I don't
know what hall And just as fast as one of
them would get hurt, they.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Had told him off and run another and on.

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Well, they had done that as long as I sat there,
But pretty soon this boy that's had said ticket please,
he come up to me and he says, friends, you're
gonna have to leave because it is that you don't
have ticket.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
And I says, well, all right, and I got up
and left.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
And I don't know, friends, to this day, what it
was that there's a doing down there, But I have
studied about it, and I think that it's some kindly
of a contest or. They see which bunch full of
them men can take that punkin and run from one
end of that cow pasture to the oven without either
getting knocked down her stepping in something.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
It's the boeen zev Show on Moonstar ninety two five,
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. If
this name rings a bell to you, tell me Okay, okay,
Maryanne Faithful, Oh yeah, yes absolutely. Nick Jaggers X yes,
the British pop star who helped write some of the

(30:50):
Rolling Stone's greatest songs. She's died at the age of
seventy eighty. He was a bombshell, she was younger and
he's beautiful. Oh she looked fine. She passed away yesterday
and London. Her music promotion company, Republic Media said the
cause of her death was not released immediately, but she
was known for her hits as Tears Go By, Uh,

(31:10):
Mick Jagger wrote that kind of for her at the time.
She was Mick Jagger's girlfriend. She also inspired songs by
Stones such as Wild Horses and you Can't Always Get
what You Want. She was the inspiration behind those songs.
She had become addicted to heroin in the late sixties.
That's an early start to be addicted to heroin. She
suffered a miscarriage while seven months pregnant and nearly died

(31:33):
from an overdose of sleeping pills. She'd been homeless and
living on the streets of London for several years as
a damn she Yes, she was homeless.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Oh my gosh, that's so sad. Well, we have the
full post up on the Bow and Them show page.
But you know, the Hawllies wrote the song Carry Anne
about her. It was originally Mary Anne. Yes, yeah, that's
so sad.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I didn't know she was homeless. They marry ye, Okay,
I can see how that would work. All right, let's
do a little research here. What do you say? Okay,
let's see it. Sunday is Groundhog Day, when America attempts
to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting
the weather. But even though four percent of people believe

(32:16):
Puck Satwani Phil is always one hundred percent right, that
is not the case. In fact, in fact, Phil is
not even the most accurate weather predicting groundhog. No, in
honor of Groundhog Day, the National Oceanic and Atmosphere Administration
put together some stats on the groundhogs from across the
US to see who's been the most accurate of picking

(32:39):
the weather over the past decade.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Well, Puck Satani Phil is the one that gets all.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
The press I know. In First place is Staten Island
Chuck of New York. He has an eighty five percent accuracy. Really.
Second place general Beauregard Lee out of Georgia. His accuracy
is eighty percent. That's better than Pete Delkas I think. Yes.
The third place slander Lil of Wyoming. She hadn't exactly

(33:03):
an actual groundhog, She's a statue of a prairie dog.
Close enough. She's right seventy five percent of the time
statues yes. Yes. Fourth place is Concord Charlie out of
West Virginia. His accuracy is sixty five percent. Also at
sixty five percent is Gerdie the ground Hog out of Illinois.
At sixth place, Jimmy the ground Hall out of Wisconsin

(33:26):
is sixty percent accurate. Seventh place Woodstock Willie out of Illinois.
His accuracy is sixty percent. Then there's Buckeye Chuck out
of Ohio. His accuracy is fifty five percent, as well
as French Free Freddy of West Virginia. His accuracy is
also fifty five percent, as well as Marveldene Mail out

(33:47):
of New York. I haven't heard of half of that. No, no,
we've only heard of posnyl Well. Puck'stani Feel out of
Pennsylvania has an accuracy of only thirty five percent, Damn
ranking him seventeenth overall. He has a good publicist and
he's ranked seventeenth, behind three taxi during groundhogs. That's right,

(34:08):
he's behind three stuffed animals. So no matter what you
think about Bucks Tony Phil, he ain't always right in everything.
I don't know he no, no, all right, but no
episode of Hey, I know what I've been We're gonna
find out what's going on in the Metricuck coming up.
Nick Dallas fort worst Classic rock lone Star ninety two

(34:29):
to five had to play that for Marianne Faithful, who
just passed away at the age of seventy eight. She
was the inspiration for that song. So I guess she
cut Mick off from sex one time. Yeah, and he
couldn't get what he wanted. But if he tried, you
get what he needs. He also inspired wild horses, didn't she? Okay,
you know there's a whole lot of things going on

(34:51):
this weekend, as there is every weekend. So guess what
it's time for? Hey ena?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
What what?

Speaker 6 (35:00):
I'm so glad you as moll roughly, grab your boots
and your cowboy hat because the Fort Worth Stock Show
in Rodeo continues at Dickey's Arena in Fort Worth this weekend.
It's the second to the last weekend. Oh Stock Show
will wrap up next Saturday, February eighth. In sports of Dallas,
Stars are on the ice at the American Airline Center tonight.
They're going to face off for the Vancouver Canucks. Puck

(35:22):
will drop tonight at seven and then on Sunday afternoon
at the Double Ac Stars take on the Columbus Blue Jackets.
Puck drops Sunday at five pm. Tennis fans, the twenty
twenty five Dallas Open Tennis tournament kicks off tomorrow at
the Forth Center at the Star in Frisco, Jerry Land,
bringing pro tennis players from around the world to North Texas,

(35:43):
and then at Jerry World at and T Stadium tomorrow.
It's the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Nationals, a cheerleading competition. Competition
will begin at seven to forty five tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Y'all be sure to learn them high kicks.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Ye live music to check out led Zeppelin two at
the House of Blues tomorrow night. They recreate the sights
and sounds and pure rock and roll of led Zeppelin.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Other live music this weekend. Tonight at Arlington.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Music Hall, It's Who's Best the Who tribute band, and
tomorrow night Lone Star Skinnern the Leonard skinnerd tribute band.
Bowling for Soup is out at Longhorn Ballroom Tomorrow night
and at Lava Cantina and The Connie tomorrow night. Grungefest
featuring Pearl Jem and the Chris Cornell Experience and Nurvana,

(36:30):
near Vana and fans of Motown. You do not want
to miss this. The Temptations and Four Tops celebrating forty
years of making great music. They are at Texas Trust
See Youth Theater in Grand Prairie Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I wonder if there's any original members left, Well, we'll
have to ask, yes, we will comedy this weekend.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Jim Gaffigan is at will Rogers Auditorium in Fort Worth
for a show tonight and tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
We gave away a bunch of tickets to that.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
Comedian Kat Williams at Texas Trust See Youth Theater tonight.
Comedian Craig Robinson is at the Addison improv while Pete
George is at tk's in Addison this weekend and he's
going to be joining us in the eight o'clock hour
Sunday night at the Majestic Theater in Dallas. Actor comedian
Kumal Nan Johnny. You know him from the movie The
Big Six. He was also King Go in Marvel's The Eternals,

(37:21):
and he was also in the TV show Silicon Valley
where he played Dinette.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Want to ring in the New Year the Year of
the Snake.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Come out and celebrate the Chinese New Year with me
Tomorrow night at Grandscape in the Colony for their Lunar
New Year's Celebration featuring music and dance performances. It all
kicks off at six tomorrow night. Always a great time
at Grandscape and theater lovers head out to the Music
Hall at fair Park where Broadway Dallas presents the musical

(37:48):
and Juliet This is the modern retelling of Romeo and
Juliet set to pop music. It's from the point of
view of Juliet surviving, Romeo dies.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
He survives, Yeah he done.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
It is a running through this weekend and next weekend
for the kids Costam and Yon and Fort Worth as
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And Sunday, Darryl the Snake
Guy brings his Snake Encounters Snake Comedy show to Locke
on Terra Conservatory on Westmoreland in Dallas at Sunday at two.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
And that, my friends, is just some of what is
going on this weekend.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
Sike, You're welcome at that lone Star ninety two five,
the home of the Bow and Them show.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Are you peeking in while she's showering? You worse than
meet Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to
five comedian Pete George is going to join us. He's
the rock Star of comedy. That's what he calls himself
self proclaimed. He's a TK steakhouse and comedy club this weekend.
But now let's give away our last pair of cheap

(38:54):
trick tickets at least for this week that's first month.
We might have some more as we get closer to
their show mark sex. So if you want to win,
and give us a call at two one four or
eight one seven seven eight seven one five, because we're
gonna play mystery voices. Okay, I'm gonna give you a
hint here, all right. This mystery voice would have been

(39:18):
eighty three years old earlier this week. And this guy
was a very good friend of this show for many
many years. He was in a whole lot of movies.
And here's a clip of our mystery voice. Listen and
guess who chang.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
And the deaned and the two chains. He got a
big booty, so I call it big booty.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Oh my good god.

Speaker 11 (39:41):
Now, David, I told me about that big sneak situation.
Eg warn, big worm, big hold, big damn.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, and recognize that voice. Yeah right away, I missed
that guy. Let me play it again, play it all right?
Here you go, here, we go here, we all right here,
all right, I am first, all right button man who changed?

Speaker 10 (40:04):
And the dean? Then the two chains. He got a
big booty if I call it big booty. Oh my good.

Speaker 11 (40:12):
Now, Dana told me about that big snake situation, big one,
big one, big hole big.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
He was a great guy and he had some great
stories about celebrities who were doing coke for a long time,
really like hey, man, nose bleeds that kind of stuff. Yeah,
I shouldn't. I shouldn't say who he said. No one
was Red Fox and everybody knows that. Yeah, alright, let's
go home. Johnny Carson did he mentioned that, Yes, go

(40:43):
on them show all right, who's our mystery voice? Who
is our mystery voice? Again? Yeah, I'll play it again
one more, Pat, I don't play it again so you can.

Speaker 10 (40:55):
Yeah, change and the Dean and the two chains. He
got a big booty, so I call it big booty.
Oh my god, I told me about that big sneake situation.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
One big one, big hold big. Okay, do you know
who that is?

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Friday?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
But what's his name? Yeah? I don't know. He's right though.
It is Pops from Friday. All right, let me tell
you we're still looking, still looking ball and then show
who is our mystery voice?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Certainly is the spoon as we call him, John witherspoon Man.
He was on this show many times, and he had
some stories to tell you. Remember, he cracked you and
Jimmy and ran me up many many times. Okay, who
is this? Hello?

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Are you there?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Are you there? Do we loser? Oh course, yeah, she'll
call back. Okay, I mean yeah, I don't want to
move on. She'll call back.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
She will.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
It's cheap trick ticket. And then she doesn't, we'll give
him to somebody else later on. That's right, all right,
coming in heat, George, George, I knew I was a
guy with two first names yesterday. That's coming up next
here on the old program.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
How about hitting into the weekend with an extra one
thousand dollars in your bank account. Rock the Bank is
back again today. We have nine chances for you to
win one thousand dollars. BO and I are going to
have that first keyword of today coming up around nine ten.
When you hear it, you enter it at lone star
ninety two five dot com and you could be our
next big one thousand dollars winner. Rock the Bank on

(42:39):
Dallas fort Worst Classic Rock lone star ninety two five. Wow,
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone star ninety two five. And
I will have you know our guest his uncle was
the man that broke rush in America.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yes he was all right, Yes, this big Joorge have
a body, Pete. George is at TK Steakhouse and Comedy Club.
How you doing good? That'd be back.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Shows were great last night. Yeah, you know you've been
a TK. The food is amazing, so it was a
lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
The food and the comedy is amazing.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Is amazing thanks to guys like you. Yeah, I'm glad
people eat during the show and the opener's up.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
When you're trying to do your show and everybody's eating,
you're like, oh boy, I.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Came here for all the chewing going on the chewing chewing. Okay, Pete,
I didn't know that you worked with Morgan Freeman and
Tim Robbins. Is that true or is that a rumor?
It is true.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
We're in worked on Shawshank for two months. I was
in thirty scenes. I was in the shower scene naked.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Oh now I have to see it again. Of course
she's gonna put the stop on the VC.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah. Well, people are like, did you get paid more
money for being naked? And we did? Really? Yeah, I
got paid by the inch. So you're going to brag
this album maybe a lot of money that day. It
made me union. That's what it's called sag Oh. Hey, okay,
Now you're from Cleveland, right, really yeah, Now you live

(44:16):
in La Yep, you get bothered by the fires out
there at all?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
No, I mean I was pretty close, but you know,
I'm in the flats in the valley and so you
don't really get too affected. The smoke wasn't too bad
where I was, but it was pretty horrendous. I mean,
you know, in the area is not too far out.
It was just it was terrible.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Now in Cleveland, you played guitar in a band that
was a parody of the name Flock of Seagulls. Yes,
what exactly was the name of the band. It was
called a peck of Peckers, peck of pecker Peter Parker
picked a pecker pick peckers.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
You know. It's so funny, and it's because people are like, well,
well that's a penis reference, and it's like, actually, when
I wrote it, it wasn't I was. I was thinking
flock of seagulls and a peck of peckers. Yeah, but
then I didn't even get my own joke.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
No, I get what I wrote. Did you ever know
Michael Stanley Cleveland? I didn't.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I didn't meet Michael, but I of course I grew
up with him. I knew him very well, and his
guitarist lives in La So we've spoken a few times.
But yeah, in fact, last time I saw God it
was in the nineties. I saw Michael Stanley band and
opening was Donnie Iris.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Donnie Iris.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Wow, it was phenomenal. Yeah, but Michael Stanley was huge.
I hear he just he didn't fly and that's why
he didn't well on tour.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
He eventually became a ritual guy in Cleveland, right, And
when we went to Cleveland for the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame because Stevie ray Vaughan was getting inducted. Yeah,
so we went over and did an interview with him,
and he had some good jokes. But I heard he
passed away and I was really.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
Now, you were kind of instrumental, you and your friends.
Didn't you start the petition for the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Well, so, not a peck of peckers.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
The other.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
One day, Yeah, the other band I was in which
we were all straight, was the Uh Separate Checks we
were called. Yeah, so we got the petition drive started
to get the Rock Hall there. So I was there
for opening day for all the festivities, and it was
great because they had all these little mini booths everywhere,
like hundreds radio stations around the world, and I was

(46:24):
with my uncle, the record promoter, and like every booth
at every station knew who he was.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
And it was really great.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
And then.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
You would go to any rock club in Cleveland the
day of the grand opening, and there was a big
name band in every club.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Like I went to this.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Little corner bar and who's I walk in the door,
I'm right next to It's not even a stage.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
It was Funkadelic playing right next to.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Right.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I'm like, this is crazy. So it was a great time.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
But yeah, and then my uh, my uncle eventually well
he passed away from COVID and so my cousins a
couple of years ago had his you know, the big
celebration of life at the Rock Hall. So they had
all his gold albums up inside, they had a band,
they had food trucks.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Well, speaking of the Rock Hall, we did a couple
of broadcasts there in the Alan Freed Radio studio. Yeah,
and they had this little porcelain thing there and every
time we turn it over, oh oh, we spilled out
in Free Again.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Oh, you make the transition from a rock musician to comedian.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
So I just always love comedy.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
And in the eighties they had the HBO Young Comedian Special, right,
and remember like Seinfeld and Sagitt, like nobody knew who
they were until that.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah, and it really inspired me.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
So I decided to do an open mic, which was
actually a competition at the Cleveland Comedy Club.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
It was sold out on a Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
You had to do ten minutes, even your first time,
and I was going up against the locals and professionals,
and I ended up winning the first time.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Oh wow, congratulations. So yeah, it's fifty bucks. Fifty bucks
is fifty bucks. And now how much were you making
a tk's fifty bucks?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
No, yeah, Nick, he pays me very well. But you know,
I went up two more months after that and I
won both of those times. So I just started getting
work immediately.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
But I was in a band.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
I was in separate checks at the time, and I
just transitioned. So that's why I do half stand up
and I use my electric guitar in half the show.
It's like a history of rock.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh yeah, well, you should have brought your guitar with you.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
I was gonna that's all. Next time, I'll bring it,
plug it in to a bunch of songs, all sing.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Okay, Well stick around because we're gonna play steakhouse or
gay bar. Since you're playing at a steak out that's
coming up next. Hung the ball and then trouble with
Pete George. Hey, I ain't nothing wrong with cross dressing
if you all do it. On Star ninety two five,

(49:01):
our guest is Pete George. He's a Teak's, comedy house
and steakhouse. And since it's a steakhouse too, it's time
to play steakhouse or gay bar. I'm going to give
you a name of a business. You tell me if
it's a steakhouse or a gay bar. All right, okay,

(49:22):
I am ready, all right, you ready, ready, all right.
The first one is Juicy Lucy's. Oh I say steakhouse. Yeah,
I said steakhouse, steakhouse, steakhouse. Well, let's see steak Hold on, wait,
let me get my little curser over there. Okay, okay, steakhouse.
It is a steakhouse. Give him the little winter okay,

(49:48):
bass steel steel like a gay bar, gay bar. I'm
with him, it's very frenchny. Yes, gay bar, it is
a gay bar. Is very very well that there's anything
wrong with that? Right? No, no, no, you do you
or someone else? Okay, b lt Prime steakhouse or gay bar, steakhouse,

(50:14):
I say, I say, gay bar. Yeah, that is a
great name for a gay bar. No, it's a steakhouse.
Everybody got it?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Okay, Dickey Brennan's steakhouse, steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yeah, that's a steakhouse. It is a steakhouse. Damn, y'all
are too good at this. Okay, the cork and cleaver.
Oh man, oh that's too obvious. It's a steakhouse. Yeah, steakhouse, steakhouse.
They could have done better than that. Oh wait, wait, wait,
wait wait the velvet hammer, gay bar, gay bar. Yeah yeah, no,

(50:59):
it is a bank.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Man.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I gotta watch where I'm meeting. The velvet hammer. I
got a quick on the in and out? Do they
have velvet ropes? How about that's a gay bar, the
velvet rope, the brazen head, Uh, steakhouse, gay bars?

Speaker 8 (51:24):
Tied up?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Are you keeping?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I am? Okay, Woodies, Woodies, that sounds like a gay bar.
What do you saying? That's a gay bar that makes
steak Yes, it is a great off. Yeah, but just
be careful. Go to the drive through about selsior gay bar. Yeah, yeah,

(51:54):
it's a gay bar. Kicking my end man, Okay, let's
go again.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Oh, the switch, the switch, gosh, steakhouse, the switch, gay
bar bar?

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Yes, I don't want to know what I'm going to
win the wrangler. That sounds like one of those you
can gay bar. Steakhouse, Yeah it's steakhouse. That's a tie
cut off steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
No, it's a gay bar. Okay, well do just a
couple are so straight? The hind quarter?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Oh my god, either way, Okay, I'm gonna say steakhouse, steakhouse.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
No.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Hind quarter.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Wow, I was going to say that at first, but yeah, okay.
The hole in the wall gay bar.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Hang on that glory right, the hole in the wall.
Uh huh that is gay bart. You're right, it's a yes, yes, yes, yes,
oh god? One more, one more? Okay, wait a minute,
let me get a good one. Okay, here you go.
Here you go, Texas Grill with a Z, Texas steak house. Damn,

(53:24):
y'all are too good? All right? I won by one? Yeah? Yes.
T K's Comedy and steakhout. Okay, so we'll give it
to offer Annabelle for a wedding. You know what, you
know the the chain Bjay's Brewery.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah, they I found out they actually have those in Italy,
but they're called fillatios.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Lie, stop it, stop it, we ain't falling. That's good though.
I got to hear the story how you opened for
a male stripper show. Oh my gosh, you did. Oh uh, well,
you probably want to hear the story of when I
did strip? Oh you did strip? Yeah, And my mother
talked me into it in my twenties, get a little

(54:14):
pulling music.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
There was an article in the paper, like an ad
and they were looking for singing telegrams.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
And my mom's like, oh, you need some extra money.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
So I went there and the guy's like, ah, we
don't need any but I need a stripping gorilla this
Wednesday a retirement party. Yeah. I'm like no, no, and
I went I went home and my Mom's like, no,
you just go ahead and do it.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
So we get there that day.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
I'm with the guy, the owner of the company from
the singing telegram. He brings a boombox. He goes, don't
worry it's a private room. It's a retirement party. They're
going to love you. So I got the rubber suit on,
the rubber mask. I'm outside. He's got the boom box.
He starts the loud music, and he's got these double
doors and he goes go and I yanked the door open.
It's a family restaurant with probably four hundred people kids,

(55:03):
and I'm committed.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Were you buck ass naked under that suit?

Speaker 3 (55:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:07):
He said, wear like a thong. I'm like, no, I
wear a speedo. That's just as bad almment, right, So,
especially because I had it on backwards, so.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Your nuts was probably hurt. Well, I didn't know which
way I was leaning.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
So I go in and all of a sudden, I
see the woman and all her friends and I'm doing
the stupid nervous dance and the music's pounding and the
places in shock, and.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
She's like, get him out of here. I don't want him.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
No, and their friends are like, no, we paid you,
keep going. And they gave me all these sex toys
to give her. And there's kids everywhere.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Oh, I'm so nervous.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
I'm grabbing their drinks and I'm drinking them through the
rubber mask and I'm doing the stupid gyration.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I'm like, I should I can't be here. Why am
I here?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
So I get I'm trying to get the rubber suit off.
I'm sweating so bad it's sticking to me. I can't
So I'm on the floor rolling and people are laughing
now and I can't get the suit off. I finally
get it off and I stand up and I had
the rubber mask on. I'm like, I'm not taking this off,
and I'm about to leave and everybody's looking at me,
and last second, I ripped the rubber mask off and

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the place erupted into cheers and I left and the
guys like that was great.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
I can get you like five of these a week
and it was twenty five bucks. Twenty five buck yeah yeah,
but you got to give out dildos to little kids.
Oh man, that was awesome. Billy, would you like a
butt plug for your birthday?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
You coming here, Lady Yemen, the One and only think
George at Kk's Steakhouse and Comedy Club this weekend. I
might just have to come sit this weekend. And I
got my guitar, my electric guitar there, so I'm on
out what kind of parody songs? Either I do, I
do eruption, I make it funny.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Yeah, you know, Ben Halen, I do all kinds of stuff,
but it's like the three of Rock, but I use
an electric guitar with the effects pedals and the distortion
and it's like a little mini conflict.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Oh the second half. First half is the regular stand up.
I can't wait. Hey, George, up about it? Day for
coming here, man, Thank you.

Speaker 9 (57:14):
He got Lone Star ninety two to five gets the
leadout week nights.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
It now light tracks, deep cuts and classics from led
Zeppam get the leadout with Loan Star ninety two five.
Thatllas what was classic are on Lone Star ninety two five. Well,
let's solve the mystery of who won those Simple Minds tickets.
Cindy Hendrickson on a pool Texas? Okay, where pool? And

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that's exactly what I sold.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
I was like, ooh, I've been here for over forty
years and I never heard a pool my gun Burle City.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Oh okay, Meryll's wife Merle Merrl really yeah, that's Merle's
wife Merle, not as in Haggard.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
And this is her first time winning. She said, oh yeah, yeah,
So it's the first timer Pool Texas.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I think is right next to Billiards Texas. I'm not sure. Well,
the Grammys are this weekend. They'll air live this Sunday
at seven o'clock on CBS eleven and stream through Paramount Plus.
Trevor Noah is set to host. Yes, and he's done
that in the past couple of years. He's he's funny.
He was funny on The Daily Show. Here. There will

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also be tons of performance including Laney Wilson, Brad Paisley,
Billy Eyelash, and a bunch more.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Now.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Beyonce leads the pack this year with eleven nominations, including
Record of the Year an Album of the Year. Billy Eyelash,
Kendrick Lamarn, Post Malone, and Charlie XCS are all tied
in second place with seven nominations each. Now Chapel Roan
and Sabrina Carpenter, meanwhile, are facing off for our Best
New Artists this year, and.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
From North Texas. Post Malone, Saint Vincent, and Erica Badu
are among the nominee. So North Texas represent Okay, here's
a name.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
You might not have heard in a while. Monica Lewinsky.
Oh my, she She is launching a podcast. They should
call it a podcast. It's called Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky.
We will see the former White House intern talking with
guests on what it means to reclaim what has been

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lost are taken from them. I think she was the
first person they say to have been cyber bullied. Really.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Guests include Alan Cumming, Olivia Munn, and writer Molly Ringwore
I mean Ringwalk. Yeah, she's actress. The show debut is
February eighteenth. But some people say Monica Lewinsky's show will
probably suck. You think, okay, all right, I shouldn't have
done that joke, but not that I am ashamed of

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doing anything inappropriate on the show. If you've listened for
any length of time, just thank god it's Friday. Hey,
we aren't done with the lone Star ticket window just yet.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
Jeffka is going to open it up this aftern noon
and give away a four pack of tickets to see
a private screening of Becoming led Zeppelin Tuesday, February fourth
at Alamo Draft House.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
It's gonna give.

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
Those tickets away around four to fifty this afternoon right
here on Dallas Sport Words Class Crock lone star ninety
two to five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
The Hair of the Dog that Bit You, that's the
best remedy raps. Absolutely, jeez, man, it's Friday. Oh thank goodness. Okay,
let's break the news about what would you turn that cracker?
But let's break the news of what we're giving away
next week. All right, this is gonna be great. Are
you ready? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead?

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Ac DC tickets at seven fifteen, at seven fifty, and
at eight forty. We have tickets to see Kansas at
Chalk Talk Casino and Resort on February fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Perfect for Valentine's Oh let's give that. Oh man, that's
gonna be good. So we'll have to think because some
goofy ass ways to give those tickets away like we
always do.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
All right, let's talk time wasters. This is what's up
today on the Bow and Them show page at lone
star ninety two to five dot com. You get to work,
don't want to start work right away? Well, I head
over to our page.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
It was a night of music and solidarity and even laughs.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Fire Aid the benefit concert for those affected by the
horrific California wildfires wrapped up this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Around two fifteen hour time. It was airing here on
Lone Star when I was driving in.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Billy Crystal hosted the event, which is very personal to
him because he lost his longtime family home in the fires.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
Oh man, these were the clothes I wore when I
fled my house with my wife Jannie, like so many
of us did on January seventh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Was all I had worn for a week.

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
Pleasant n ninety five mask I look like in a
vactor where you are someone who had just robbed a
seven eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
But everybody's been so supportive.

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
This young girl who must have been twenty came up
to me and said, you just stood my pain because
she had lost TikTok for a day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
To make it fun, I know, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
He said that when he and his wife returned to
what was once their home, the home that they had
lived in for forty six years, one of the only
items they found was this rock that had been in
their backyard that said laughter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Oh, and he said that's how he keeps going.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Laughter, that's pretty heavy. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
Among the highlights from last night, if you missed it,
Stevie Niks performed Landslide and dedicated it to the firefighters
who saved her home. John Mayer did the Tom Petty
classic free Falling. John Fogerty performed have You Ever Seen
the Rain? Jelly Roll did the Bob Segert classic Hollywood
Knights with Travis Barker on drums. Now, we have the
full story up if you want to check it out.

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The fire Aid website remains open four donations at fireaid
La dot org.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Now, when I came in this morning, it was still
going on, and there was a woman sitting here and
I've never seen anybody here at that time of the morning,
And I said, Hey, how you doing. I'm bowing. It
was Maddie. Yeah, it was Maddie. Yeah, But I had
no idea. It's scared you, didn't you. Oh yeah, the

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fire Aid I got it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
And I'm sure you're gonna be able to see it
and see highlights definitely on YouTube. The sixty seventh Annual
Grammy Awards are going to be presented Sunday night at
the Crypto dot Com Arena in LA and The Beatles
and the Rolling Stones are among the nominees. Now and
then the Beatles last song with the late John Lennon
is up for Record of the Year and Best Rock Performance,

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making it the first AI assisted song to be nominated
for a Grammy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
See Hey Eyes coming slowly but surely.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
Taking over, and The Stones' latest album, Hackney Diamonds, has
been nominated for Best Rock Album. Here's Mick Jagger talking
about what his goal was with Hackney Diamonds.

Speaker 10 (01:03:55):
First, you want to make a record that pleases yourself,
and you want to be excited, and you want to
play torn you want them to be excited.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
And then when he threw it out to everyone else,
then you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Hope that it's accepted and l liked. And people can
be quite doubtful.

Speaker 10 (01:04:09):
About a band that's been around for so long and
listening to a new record bite band that's been around
as long as we have.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
But I love that album. That album is awesome. Yeah,
it's really good, really really good.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
The Grammys are live Sunday night at seven on CBS,
and speaking of Mick Jagger, we talked about this earlier
bo Maryanne Faithful, who rose to fame in the nineteen
sixties because of her music and her relationship with Mick
Jagger of The Stones, died yesterday at the age of
seventy eight, we have Mick Jagger's post talking about Maryanne
Faithful and what she meant to him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Because I'm on our page. They were boyfriend and girlfriend
for quite a while, a long long and I hated
to hear the fact that she was homeless for many years.
I know that was so so sad.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
And Roger Waters has expanded his twenty twenty three album
The Dark Side of the Moon Reducts into a deluxe
box set with a lot of extras, including a track
by track interview with Roger Waters, forty page commemorative book
of photos, and more. The initial orders of the collection
from Roger's official store will contain a sign print from him,

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and it's gonna be released on March fourteenth. And finally,
a woman in Florida who threw a brick through her
ex husband's window and then when police asked her about it,
she said it wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Well, she was actually caught on the ring camera, so
I guess it was you.

Speaker 6 (01:05:31):
Check out the video on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Well I feel all right right now I do too,
because it's Friday Friday and we get to go have
ourselves a weekend, and what a weekend is going to be?

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Hey, can I invite people out to join me tomorrow
with Brandscape in the colony?

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Hell no, please? God?

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
All right, it's the Chinese New Year. We're celebrating the
Year of the Snake. Starts at six o'clock. They're going
to have musical performances, dance. It's gonna be a blast.
Wait no, klung pile chicken or something if you want,
but you have to buy. Okay, was here for day Miles? Yeah, uh,

(01:06:17):
he's filling in for Ao while he's gone. You got
to do this without too many scars.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
I had noticed the boat is still floating. I didn't
shoot a flare in the hole or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
So it's still on the air. It's a good thing, right, Yeah,
it's still It's always a good thing. Fine, thank you,
thank you. Okay, all right, everybody, have yourselves a great
weekend because we're going to ski Dad alone out of here.
Why because we think we have stuff to do, but
we really don't. Well we need to nap. Well yeah,

(01:06:50):
that's just on the to do list. Yeah, oh yeah,
that's at the top of the to do Thank you.
I love naps. Yeah, naps are my best friends. That's
actually when you wake up. Bowwike's up. Yeah, Bow wakes
up when most people are going to sleep. Yeah. I
get here by the time the bars are closed. Yeah,
that's how early I get here. Why because I don't

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have to be rush to put all this mex together.
But we will see you back on Monday. And remember,
we got more ac DC tickets for their Power Up
tour April fourteenth at jet World. And we have tickets
to see Kansas at chalk Tak Casino in Resarts Graham
Theater in Durant, Oklahoma. That is on Saturday, February the fourteenth, fifteenth.

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That's right, So you got one show on the fourteenth
and one show February the fifteenth. That's why I'm getting confused. Yeah,
I can see that because my brain is going gold
or sleep gets off. So you all ready to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Get out here?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I am so ready. Let's do it, dude. The moment
you've been waiting for the Bow and Them show is here.
The new Breakfast Berger. I don't be jealous that I've
been shying online with Babs all day. Those are historical, babe.
All I'm saying is babe. Do you think she's cute now?
You should have seen her a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Bob Bob boom.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
All right, talents about to start. Don't leave us snook away.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
You're glue doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
You appear to be a man who was utterly without
talent as the day wore on, the talent wore out.
No resources, no skill, no talent, no ability, no brain.
A talented professional any station would be lucky to have you. Oh,
I'm so talented and I'm so pretty. You know, it's
so good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
It's a good time and bad good time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
She means, bumping up, join me on my new show.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Thank that, bat Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
All right, we have a great weekend. We'll see you
next month. Yes, we will know tomorrow. Acjouns