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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Leave me in an wake in, let me sleep. Last
news ain't done.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Don't get me in me rest.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't you try to mold wakey, wakey, wake up, get up?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I got an idea. Hold on your work.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Close.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Let coffee brow in the mood for hot coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Do you want to go get some coffee? I want
to get your long cock.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
I really gotta get some sleep.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Are you sleeping?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Shute's wash your face?
Speaker 7 (00:39):
Come on, come on, waket up already.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I don't want to get up, join the crowd, all
those job time ways.
Speaker 8 (00:48):
I'm not sleeping.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'm i gonna.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
Rash and now highlights from the Robert F.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Kennedy Junior Senate confirmation hearings. Now, mister Kennedy, what are
you saying to people who say your anti vax am?
I jack, I would cow?
Speaker 9 (01:06):
Will you please repeat that I said vac says.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Go, sir, I asked you a simple question.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
You about right back?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Now? What are we doing here? Man? More highlights from
the Robert F. Kennedy Junior Senate confirmation hearings.
Speaker 9 (01:23):
Coming up, am I hear of I have a relative
in that family at lied like a dog not talking
about onson a while talking about it all the time.
You didn't even believe they were a relative to get
whole paperwork over. Had an uncle like this. His name
was Benford Smith Wilson. We'll call him Uncle b S.
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You all got him.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'm a BS.
Speaker 9 (01:48):
Where were you nineteen fifty five? Shady bus driver mcdummy Alabama,
Rastlin Astern Well trying to get a fourteen year old
or turn all this down, figure out how many black
people I can we's on and still have room up
front with the white folks.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Past looking woman in North America.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
Crawls on my bus props, hide her legs up to
her hide in forty date cups, tearing me right square
in the e I'm hoping she'll sit in the third
seat from the front, my eyeballing seat. I look up
in the rearview mirror now as Rosa Parks ain't in
my eyeball in seat. I'd sit here and look at
Rosa for the next fifteen miles, or get her to
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get hut and get miss nude Alabama her seat rose
and nose. I ain't had a date in six months.
Picks today to turn into US civil rights Marty just
goes to show every time I see a good looking woman.
Somebody makes a fighter, okay, side of it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
D damn it.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
That's the way it works out sometime. I love Uncle Bs.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well as you can tell. Today is Rosa Parks Day.
I mean if the holiday is celebrated on February fourth,
her birthday, which is today, or on December first, the
anniversary of the dating nineteen fifty five when she refused
to give up her seat and the bus and Montgomery,
Alabama to some racist jerk. And of course Uncle b
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s was there, Like he's at everything that happened in history.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Even the Titanic. Yes, he's everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He swam to shore. He really did it. Is also
liber Rachi Day. Oh. He is perhaps known just as
much for his persama as he is for his musical talent.
During a period between the fifties and seventies, while at
the height of his fame, he was the highest paid
entertainer in the world.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
On Earth, and old ladies loved him.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh my mom loved him too, because she was a
piano player and she loved the other piano player.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
Did you ever see Michael Douglas in that Liberachi movie?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
He did a great job.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh I do remember that.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Yeah, he was awesome and Matt Damon played his lover love.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah. Well, it's National Thank a Mailman Day. I would,
but I hardly ever see him. I've only talked to
him a couple of times, but he seems like an
okay guy. If I see him today, I'll give him
a hot five and say Happy National Thank of mail
Man Day? Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Where's my gift card?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Robert? It is I Heart Horror Day? Now. That doesn't
mean this company is bad blake from work. It's for
horror movies. And y'all know how I loves me some
horror Flix and some sci fi too.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
I know. So is that what you're gonna do today?
Watch some horror Flex?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Maybe the creepier the movie, the more I want to
watch it.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Abell, you don't dig them day no no, because they
give me nightmare?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What about you, Danny? You like horror movies? Man, love them,
love them love ye see?
Speaker 7 (04:38):
See, so ya know must be a guy thing.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You got to watch The Exorcist today National Create a
Vacuum Day. A vacuum is an area of space devoid
of matter where the gassiest pressure is lower than the
atmospheric pressure actually sounded all scientific.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
When I was saying, wow, like I knew what I
was talking about, astrophysicist or something.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, today we're all supposed to try and make one.
But the show does sometimes suck all the decency out
of a room.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
So I guess that kind we have a vacuum between
the ears. Yes, you do, and I like it that way.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Too many troubling thoughts, you know, yeah, they stay away.
National Quacker Day. Well you may think we're all supposed
to celebrate those little rubber duckies that some of you
put in the tub and never tell anybody. Actually, the
day celebrates Quackers, those who are enthusiasts of Quacker Factory,
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a women's clothing company. Have you ever heard of them?
If you hadn't heard of them, then they don't blacker them. No, no,
Well now I'm going to google them. Yeah, yeah you should.
It is Torture Abolition Day. Does that mean I can't
lock random people in the onion cellar and torture them anymore?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Well, we would hope not.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Damn. I guess I'll have to fund another hobby. Want
to y'all ready to eat?
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, it's International Eggplant Day.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Oh I love the eggplant parmesanre.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, but really crazy about egg You know, Parmesan is.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Okay, it depends on how they make it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, I'd rather have some meat in my parmejan just
saying I heard that about your National Stuffed Mushroom Day.
All right, we're getting closer. National Homemade Soup Day.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
There you go, delicious like tortilla soup, chicken noodle.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Young.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
My woman makes the beef and vegetable soup that'll make
you want to slap your mama, which I don't suggest
you doing, by the way. And finally, it's National Hemp
Day to give you the munchies before you eat all
that eggplants, dust, mushrooms, and the homemade soup. Hemp and
marry jawanna both come from the cannabis sativa plant. Marijuana
is high and THC man the stuff that gives you buzz,
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and hemp contains less than point three percent of it.
Because Governor Gregg, things will all go to hell if
we participate in the first one that I mentioned, so
he knows what's best for all of us.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
They make a lot of clothing out of hemp, and
they also are putting in a lot of like moisturizers
and sun standloation like anything.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
To get high.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I am, well, maybe they make the National Quacker Days
clothes out of hemp.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah, maybe they should.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, tomorrow's already starting off dark because it's Aska Stuff Day.
So call you Ask the Stuff Hotline two one for
eight six six eighty six hundred and we'll play on
the air tomorrow and play choose your news for ac
DC tickets which we have coming up at seven fifty
this morning as well.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
So morning morning, staff, go excellent.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, are we ready?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well, here comes Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. I'm in the saddle again. Well, I
prefer riding bareback, if you know what I mean. Oh yeah,
that was an inappropriate reference. But don't worry. They'll be
more later on. Okay, it is six thirty Diverse Sports of.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Well Rogie by the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well. Less than forty eight hours after he was traded,
a massive banner with the photo of Luka Doncik, the
one time face and future of the Dallas Mavericks, was
brought down outside the American Airline Center. If you've ever
been to the Dobac in recent years, You've seen it?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
The banner also featured other members of the Mavericks and
members of the Dallas Stars. A tribute built by fans
after they learned of the trade was removed by arena
security yesterday morning.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Come on, ma'am, that was so disrespectful in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, I'm glad I wasn't there to see it happen.
I thought I'd spend my career here and I wanted
so badly to bring you a championship, Luca said in
the farewell message to fans. The love and support you
have all given me is more than I could have
ever dreamed of. Now, Donchik had not played for Dallas
since Christmas, when he exited a game with a strained
left calf. The trade may come at a serious price
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for Luca, who now can't sign a five year Supermac's
big money contract this summer that could have been worth
around three hundred and forty five million dollars.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
Now.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Much the Lakers are gonna pay him, but it ain't
gonna be no three hundred and forty five million dollars.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Yeah, probably why Luca's dad, Zasa, was so upset yesterday.
Did you hear him?
Speaker 8 (09:20):
He called the Dallas Mavericks organization a bunch of hypocrites.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Really yeah, let it out, Let it out.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Dallas Mavericks general manager Nico Harrison held a news conference
on Sunday following the news that Luca was traded to
the Lakers.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
It was his first to face the press.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
His first press conference, Harrison said he believes the deal
was set Dallas up to.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Win now and in the future.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
To frustrated MAVs fans, He said that he believes winning
will help relieve some of that frustration.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Well, we all believe it when we see it. Yes,
that's right. With MAVs head coach Jason Kidd by his side.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
On Sunday, Nico Harrison opened up his news conference by
saying he understands the magnitude of the trade, but believes
the trade sets up the culture he wants to see
in the Dallas Mavericks. Many have speculated that Luca may
have asked to be traded or told the Mavericks that
he would not accept a contract extension when his current
deal expires in a year and a half. Nico Harrison
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said there had been no verbal indication that Luca did
not plan to take the extension. That being said, The
Mass played tonight in Philadelphia. They'll face the seventy Secrets
seventy six ers. Tip off is at six pm tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, I like it when't we have a game start
early because they're on our.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Head of Yes, now, MAVs fans have found plenty of
ways to cope with their sad and somewhat pissed off. Yes,
they've organized, of course the protests.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Did you see that?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
You know that the casket they brought to the cask
and all that, Well, now you could drink your sorrows away, right,
And I like me some ipa so Celestial Beer works.
This is out of the medical district. They are launching
a new IPA with a simple usage. Sell the team
that's the beer. Now, sell the team the a couple
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of them. Sell the team bears you got back.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
There and that goes to the Cowboys too.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Now, like I said, sell the team beers. An IPA
that supposingly pairs well with our despair, with the Mass
fans that needs at this point right now. The beer
has not been released yet, but in the meantime, the
brewery offers mass fans a special deal in this difficult
time all week long, anyone who walks into their tap
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room wearing MAVs gear or holding a jersey, if they
can buy it, if they could bear it to wear it,
you'll get ten percent off off.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well that's the hell of the deal.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Let's go on to the Dallas Stars. They face the
Anaheim Ducks tonight for the second time this season. The
two teams will face each other one more this season
on March eighteenth in Dallas. Now, the Stars have won
twelve of their last fifteen games against the Ducks, dating
back to October thirteenth, two thousand and eighteen. Wow, the
Stars have won five games in a row and are
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on a fifteen to four to one run that makes
them the hottest team in the league over the past
six weeks. Dallas has done that while missing players like
Tyler Sagan who had hip surgery, Mason Marchmont had facial surgery,
Nils lungfist the shoulder surgery, and mir Siskanen has a
lower body injury. They're all out of the lineup at
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various time. Now Marchmont returns the lineup on Sunday. Sagan
is on the trip to partake the team bonding, but
it's not expected to have him play for the remainder
of the regular season. Buckell drops to night at nine
thirty our times, so you might want to stay up
past your bedtime if you want to watch the whole game.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
The rematch between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City
Chiefs has some betters hoping for and betting on the
second octopus in Super Bowl history.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I think I know what that is.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
This is the term coined back in twenty eighteen for
when a player scores a touchdown then scores the subsequent
two point conversion, giving them.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Eight points on one drive.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
What The first octopus happened two years ago during Super
Bowl fifty seven, when Jalen Hurts scored a two yard
touchdown run with five point fifteen remaining to draw within
thirty five to thirty three. Then he ran the two
point conversion to tie up the game. Gamblers are betting
on if it will happen at Super Bowl fifty nine, or,
as Gronsky calls it, super Bowl Licks, with the majority
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believing it won't happen. However, someone wagering on it happening
can rake in a butt load of money since the
odds are way higher that it won't happen.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, that doesn't happen very far.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Also, but Jalen Hurts is playing in this Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
I don't want them anyway now as millions of Americans
are prepared for Super Bowl Sunday and get in their
menus ready, So maybe that could explain why a guy
in New York stole more than three I'm sorry, double
that six hundred dollars worth of beer and shrimp from
a supermarket in Long Island.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
And shrimp. That's not a very exciting buffet.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Beer and pretzels, beer and chip, beer and shrimp. Okay,
please say the unidentified man was able to walk out
of the store with a shopping cart piled high with
cases of beer and frozen shrimp without.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Anybody's stopping him.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Heck, security cameras captured the theft, and police got a
good look at the suspect, but they're asking the public
to help identify him.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So security cameras show him.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah, got a good look at him, but they can't
identify him. They don't record or anything.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
So they're even offering a cash reward for information if anyone.
If anyone attends the Super Bowl watch party and the
host is serving any shrimp in beer, guess what that's probably.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And with the Super Bowl being the number one sports
betting day of the year, there's no end to the
number of dumb wagers you can throw your money at.
Here are some of the silly ass things you can
bet on for Super Bowl fifty nine. Hey, it's your money.
You can bet on the coin toss whether it comes
up heads or tails. The odds are the same. You
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can bet on whether the Chiefs are the Eagles win
the coin toss before the game starts. You can bet
money on a score agami, where a score that's never
happened before ends up being the final score. Will either
team run a flea flicker the odds say the answer
is no. The jersey number of the first player to
score a touchdown, whether or not a non quarterback throws
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a touchdown pass, whether or not the game will go
into overtime, will any player or coach cry during the
national anthem, Whether or not a player has to leave
the game due to a concussion. The number of beers
that will be so during the game, what color the
gatorade will be that will be poured on the winning coach?
Will a field goal kicker hit the crossbars or the
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uprights during an attempt? And finally, how many times will
Taylor Swift be shown on the camera?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Many?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh, if it's one, it's too many, but you know
they will all right?
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Get ready, The Freaking fool File is next.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
On the bow and them shows Jalis Hors Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two to five. The waiting is the
hardest part, especially when you got a pee real bad
and the line ain't moving. Dance that is the peepee dance. Okay,
coming up? I told you that Alice Cooper is seventy
seven years old today and a fan of old Coop
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wants to hear him tell the Chicken story again, the
Chicken sim We'll play the Chicken story, but now it
is time for the Freaking fool File. A woman in
India Stan's accused of tricking her husband into selling his
kidney on the black market to fund their daughter's education,
only to then steal the money and run away with
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their secret lover, Damn. Although reluctant at first, the man
eventually grew to believe that his sacrifice would improve the
family's financial situation and secure his child's future. He spent
a year looking for a buyer on the black market,
as selling human organs has been illegal there for over
three decades and it's frowned upon over here too. But
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the man finally found someone about three months ago. After
going through the painful procedure, he entrusted the money to
his kidney, which was one million rupees or eleven five
hundred dollars, to his wife, only to have her steal
the money and elope with another man. The heartbroke a
man learned that the real reason his wife had been
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pressuring him into selling one of his kidneys had nothing
to do with the well being of their child. Some
time ago, she met a man on Facebook, which, of course,
is the very best way to meet a new hump,
especially when you don't know who they are. She planned
to abandon her family and move in with her lover,
but she decided to first squeeze every penny out of
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her now broken hearted husband.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
What an evil woman?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Can you say? Bitch, boys and girl, bitch, I knew
you could I knew you.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
It looks like Bigfoot may have inadvertently played a role
in the divorce of a Canadian couple. Records from divorce
papers filed with the Supreme Court of British Columbia showed
that an unnamed fifty seven year old man was an
avid Bigfoot hunter and he decided to go on an
expedition to find the mythical beast alongside his ex girlfriend.
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The fact that this information wasn't shared with his current
wife proved to be the last straw and the cause
for her decision to finally end the marriage the Bigfoot
and the Big Sluck. But probably the fact that her
husband was dumb enough to be a Bigfoot hunter may
have been another reason.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Right, yeah, I'd say so.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
It's not clear if the husband was physically trying to
reunite with his x with his own little sasquatch, but
that didn't seem to matter to his wife, who made
it more than clear that things.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Were over between the two of them.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Get You and that tramp Geez.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Now, a museum in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, dedicated to the devastating
flood in eighteen eighty nine that wiped out the town,
was recently forced to close. Ah you want to guess
why a flood?
Speaker 7 (19:32):
How ironic?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
John's The Johnstown Flood Museum is temporally closed due to flooding.
And by the way Johnstown Flood. The night of the
Johnstown Flood, Bruce Springsteen lyric from one of my favorite songs,
Highway Patrol Anyway. That's a y A velve broke on
a pipe. It wasn't due to natural causes of rain
or storm. A velve broke on a pipe on the
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museum's third floored and flooded everything, the whole building. Now,
the good thing is, although it caused extensive damage, none
of the exhibits were destroyed.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
Oh go to miracle.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
So there's no timetable yet for the museum to reopen.
But you know, stand by, yeah, stand by.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
We'll keep you posing.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
If you're going up to Johnstown Museum where Johnstown, Pennsylvania,
just you know, google it and see when.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
It could be. Yeah, but the homage. Don't believe in
going to places like that, did they? No, not at all? Okay,
here is A Utah man was arrested and accused of
manslaughter after allegedly shooting his friend in the chest because
the friend claimed he could dodge bullets oh, no, death,
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he couldn't. Twenty three year old Ashton Jonathan Mann was
arrested on one count of second degree felony manslaughter and
one third degree felony charge related to firearms for a
bizarre incident involving guns and Maryjuana you.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Ste stupidity, obviously.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
In the early morning hours of this past Sunday, first
responders were called to a home in Kernes, Utah, where
they found an unresponsive man with a gunshot wound to
his chest lying on the floor. He was dayd The
victim was quickly taken to a nearby hospital, but doctors
there couldn't save his life. Man later told police that
he had shot his friend after he bragged that he
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could dodge a bullet. By the way, that only works
in those matrix movies. Okay, yeah, can't do it in
real life.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
And the guy really can't defend himself because he's dead. No, no,
maybe he didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
During the questioning, the twenty three year old suspect told
police that he and his friend were hanging out in
the kitchen while handling guns and smoking Marrid jauanna when
the victim said he could dodge a bullet wrong.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
He can't dodge a bullet.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
See, kid, we told you not to smoke that stuff,
and Governor Hut Wheels said you shouldn't.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Smoke it either.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The Devil's weed, Devil's weed. Well, we'll have a devily
show here today. I'm guaranteed.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Hey, coming up next hour. You're shot of tickets to
see ac DC's Power Up Tour when it comes to
at and T Stadium Monday, April fourteenth. If you want
to go, Bo has a fun way for you to
win at around seven fifty right here on Dallas Fort
Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Spoken like someone who wanted to be a politician. Yes,
Dallas Horrace Classic Arerock lone Star ninety two five. Well
he wanted to be elected. You should have started campaigning
about six months earlier.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yeah, you needed some big money donors, that's what you
needed exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Well he got some big money now. Alice Cooper is
seventy seven years old today and a fan wants to
hear the time Coop told the Chicken story again. Now,
usually we have him on the phone, but this was
the one time he came into the studio and he
is win I remember the first time I saw you
was it will Rogers Coliseum, I think was nineteen seventy.
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The bill was Brownsville Station, Alice Cooper and John Mayall,
you know.
Speaker 12 (23:07):
And we did a lot of shows back then. It's
funny in those days. You know, if you did the
film more, it would be Alice Cooper, Nitty Gritty Dirt.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Band and Melanie you know, and you go, what what?
Speaker 13 (23:20):
You know?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well, what kind of combination is that?
Speaker 12 (23:23):
Or it would be Jimmy Hendrix, Paul Butterfield and you
know the mamas in Papa Joan Baiez Yeah, yeah, or
Laura Niro, you know, and you.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Sit there and you go, what how does that crowd?
Speaker 12 (23:36):
But back then I guess it was everybody just liked
the music no matter what it was.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
That's right. It worked. Yeah, yeah, Well, the one thing
I remember from the show was that you hypnotize the
audience when you played Black Juju, because yeah, I think
Love It to Death was the album that was out.
I didn't know what to expect. Of course, I was
heavily medicated too. I think we might have been too,
but that was the early theatrics. We couldn't really afford guillotines.
Speaker 12 (24:02):
We couldn't afford any of that stuff, so we would
find whatever we found backstage was going to be the
tatrics that night.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I thought it was brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 12 (24:09):
Well, it's some in some ways it was better theater,
you know, than than building.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
All these great props.
Speaker 12 (24:15):
But of course, you know, and when you're playing big
outdoor shows that you know, you have to have the
very big props. But back then, I'd find a pillow,
or i'd find a hammer, yeah, or i'd find well
that's what you did.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You were beaten on the stage with a hammer when
you cause with sun Arise I believe Sunnrized by Ralph Harris.
Speaker 12 (24:31):
Yes, yeah, And we'd find a sheet and put like
lights under the sheet, and the whole band was under
a sheet when we started, you know. So I mean
those were things that you you would just a mop.
A mop could be a girl, it could be a
you know, could you dance with the girl with a mop?
Speaker 11 (24:45):
You know?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
And everything. It was great. All right. Now, I know
you're on a tight schedule, and I don't think everybody
has heard the chicken killer story. Could you tell that
before you go?
Speaker 11 (24:54):
Well?
Speaker 12 (24:54):
Yeah, which was you know, a misnomer, you know, I
mean somebody to do a chicken on stage in Toronto.
The feathers we had opened up a pillow, so feathers
were everywhere, and all of a sudden, there's a chicken there.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
You know.
Speaker 12 (25:04):
I didn't bring the chicken. Somebody at home said I
have a good idea. I'll take a chicken to the
Alice Cooper show.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Where did it come from?
Speaker 12 (25:11):
I just happened to have this white chicken with me
and throws it on stage. And being from Detroit and
never being on a farm in my life, it had
feathers that had wings.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It should fly, you know.
Speaker 12 (25:23):
I tossed it in the audience.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
The audience ripped it to pieces.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
Now this was at the Toronto Piece Festival, you know,
And so I said, well, I guess the pieces with
pieces of the chicken. Yeah, what they're talking about. And
they threw it back up on stage. The next day
in the paper Alice Cooper kills Chicken the Blood and
I became America's number one geek at that time. And
Frank Zappa called me. He says, did you kill a
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chicken on stage last night? And I went no, And
he said, well, don't tell anybody they love it.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
That's good for your ref good for your street cred.
Speaker 12 (25:57):
Yeah, so, I mean I immediately was the new Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You know, ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Alice
far Thank you guys.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Classic Rock and the Morning with Bow and the on
lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Wake here, No, not yet there it is Dallas Force
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. By the way,
about thirty minutes from now you'll be able to win
tickets to see those guys ac DC. They're coming April fourteenth. Uh,
let's see, that's right, April fourteenth at at and T Stadium.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
Jerry World, that's right. M Hey, have you decided how
you're gonna give them away? It's a toy box Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
So we're gonna do a toy commercial of fourth we
are now since today is a Tuesday, Tomorrow is Wednesday,
which means it's ascut Stuff Day. So call your question
into the Stuff Hotline two on four eight sixty six
eighty six hundred. Now he just played Alice Cooper because
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it's his birthday. Another friend of the show, Polly Shore,
turned fifty seven over the weeks.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
The weasel.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Weasel's been in here a number of times, so we'll
play a little piece of that. However, I had a
request for the Right Reverend Doctor Leviticus following Yeah and
his classic rock sermon, everybody pulled your hands in a
praying stance, because here we go.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Good morning, and welcome to the morning devotional Troubled times
in a sinful world. Words of inspiration from the right
Reverend Doctor Loviticus fall well on that cross of Calvary.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
He looked to the heavens.
Speaker 14 (27:51):
He said, Father, forgive them, for they know it's not.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
What they do.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
And that is certainly true in hell today, dear friends,
brethren and sister.
Speaker 14 (28:02):
And these are troubled times till I am blue in
the face. I have witnessed, preached and pounded my pulpit
to splinters, and nothing, Yes, nothing seems to get through
to your thick, backsliding, sinful skulls.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
So I asked the Lord.
Speaker 14 (28:19):
I said, God, how can I get through to them?
And he said, unto me, Speak unto them in a language.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
That they shall understand.
Speaker 14 (28:31):
So that is what I will do this morning, Old
war I know what ye are saying to yourself is
this the real life? Or is it fantasy? I'm caught
in a landslide. No escape from reality. Fairly, I say
unto you. Open your eyes, look up to the sky
and see, because all we are is dust in the wind.
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Remember that every rose has its thorn. It is a lunatic, friend,
And I know you're out there. You want your money
for nothing and your chicks for free. There is no
sense in pretending your eyes give you away.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Go ahead, break down. It's all right.
Speaker 14 (29:12):
But you're thinking I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm
a midnight tooker. Well, hail's bells are ringing. Well, you're dirty,
deeds are done, dirt cheap. You feel you're a last child,
just a punk in the street. You think you're the
lasting line, you think you're the man on the silver mountain.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
You're fooling yourself.
Speaker 14 (29:33):
You're running with the devil.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Well, I say.
Speaker 14 (29:36):
Unto thee, Welcome to the grandulusion.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Come on, fail the noise. You are just blinded by
the light.
Speaker 14 (29:45):
You are flirting with disaster when you should be living
on a prayer. Oh you're halfway there, so fight the
good fight, roll with the changes, Hold on loose There
because when the levee breaks, you'll be just another break
in the wall. You can't say Parada by the diashboard lot.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
No, he's fixing the speaking tongues again.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Here goes ram lamading.
Speaker 14 (30:12):
Kimbe Dumbo, mana bea, can't you do go?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Jumbo?
Speaker 14 (30:16):
Woman in the Vale?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
In the Valley Amen? Lone Star ninety two to five,
Dallas Wars Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Kansas drummer Phil Ehart is seventy four years old today.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Well, happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Was kind of ironic that you didn't hear any of
his drumming on that song. He told him, I'll go
take a break there.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Yeah, you need to go to the restroom. Do it now?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Okay, coming up, we got some ac DC tickets for you.
You gotta identify an old toy commercial, all right? Sometimes
we do that on Toy Box Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Are you gonna give us a hint? Is the decade that.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
The toys are uh A nineteenagers? Yeah, like you've got
it already. You'll just have to wait and hear it.
It's not really that hard though, tell you truth, we
told you earlier. Polly Shore turned fifty seven this past weekend.
When I first met Pauli, I didn't like his ass.
I didn't, But after we started having him on, we
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started becoming friends with it.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Do you know who he used to babysit? I just
found this out recently, Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
He baby should have Drew Barry.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Yes, he did, which she was little? Yes, cute.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'll have to bring that up if he ever comes
back in the studio. But here's one of our interviews
with mister Pouli Shore.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Look who walked to the door. It's poly shar. I
was sitting there in the other room for twenty minutes.
They got me here. They got me here early, you
know they we know Randy was waiting for you downstairs.
I went from the biggest urban station to the biggest
white Caucasian station within seconds.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Here we are.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Who's done that before? Has they had any comic that's
gone from joining to this?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
As a matter of fact, Oh really, ryl Underwood? Oh yeah,
I'm talking about white comic.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
No, I don't think she'll have to think about it. No,
I don't think I think you're right, Paulways, I.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Can't think of this. Yeah, I'm kind of like Obama.
You know I mixed it up. Yeah, I mean I'm
back and forth exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
So did you go visit the library George Bushes mentally
hero wave? Yeah, like I was.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I was traveling yesterday on Frontier Airlines, which was cool
because they have the they have the the TVs in
the back of the headsets. I got to see the news.
I got to see everything that's going on. So I
saw the news. Obama was here, Clinton was here. I
thought Ford was here for a second, but that was Carter.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I got to mixed up, and then Reagan was here.
Though Reagan was take him up and right.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
They had a holigram of like, you know, Kennedy was here.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
So let me lean into one side.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Because I don't want to I don't want to disrespect
George bush And and I think that the library is
really cool.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Like what do you guys think of the library? Well,
I'll let you know when I get to go through it. Yeah,
but you saw what's in it already.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
It's pretty cool, the whole oval office thing, the replica. Yeah,
but what do you think about about what it is
that is in there? It's Strappnel from nine to eleven, right, right,
because it's his megaphones, both his bullhorn. Yeah, you know,
it's all his different accomplishments from when he was president
(33:25):
poly smile. And he's got some baseball memorabilia. So he's
got the ticket that the officer wrote up when his
kids got arrested for drinking and driving.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, poor Jennet Bless. But I played vision at one
of these times. They expect about sometimes a half a
million people a year or two visit, and it's sixteen
bucks to get in. That's a pretty good price, actually,
steel at twice. He's got a library.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
I mean, you wouldn't think George Bush and library going
the same, you know, unless.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
They had coloring books. What are you eating by?
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Sorry, that's how it is. That's what America does. You
know what America does. Breakfast on the run with America
goes to Starbucks every morning and they converse against the
creamer machines, I mean against the cream. You know, you
get the cream he put the cream in the coffee. Yeah,
that's what America is doing right now. Really, I'm just
so out of touch then apparent, But before you came,
(34:17):
what times you get in you don't want to hear it? Well,
that's not so you're at Denny's.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
No, that's like outpatient at the psych ward. When you
go to rea'clock. They make you get here. What do
you have to don't make us. We just get here
so we can prepare everything, so we don't just come
right in ten seconds before the show.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Whoa okay California boy, right here, bro, Yeah, you're bonding
with Raindy.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Somebody wanted me to ask you. Yeah, go ahead and
fist bump. Uh your dad Sammy? Sure? Yeah. He wanted
to know if your dad open for Elvis? Yes? Did
he really?
Speaker 13 (34:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
You guys didn't know that. No, I did not. Well,
he wrote a bo called the Man who made Elvish
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, that's man. That's funny, Tamasure. Your
dad was on Sandford and Son. Yeah, the Preacher. Yeah yeah, yeah.
I met Elvis as a kid. Did you really? How
old were you when I was probably about I was
about that. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Me and Lisa Marie are born on the same day,
same birthday, same everything.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I'm forty five, she's she's forty five.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
February. First google it, I mean, go online and come
you get married. Then he could have beaten Michael Johanna.
You know, as a kid, you know, you hear a
lot of people say, oh, what was it like? Was
it like like at the time? You know, I have
pictures with him sitting on his knee and all that.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Really, Yeah, I could see Elvish Patnham Hall hey little yeah, hey, man, give.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Me some more pails, man, one pail for the Wisel,
one the King, one pip Wise, one pelp the King.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I killed Elvis. Man, that ain't candy. Stop eating them all.
I need him for later. Man.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
No, but uh but man, I thought it was a
red gigon all. Oh, no, my dad he was. He
was touring with a lot of you know, he toured
with Sinatra and and Sammy Davis and all these guys,
and Elvis got ahold of him. My dad want to
tour with him for about six years. Wow, yelling the
jet and the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Polly's got some stories.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I always like the stories you tell about your mom
who ran the comedy store. Yeah, and the comedians that
babyshited Polly Shore. Yes when he was little Paul.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Yeah, we're gonna go where I had to go on
to the break right now. Mans, the kids that man
we got on our bait. No, that's down the hall
man the gays, the gays, the gays.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh, I don't know what station you've been on. Man,
it's gonna be at these breaks, man, you won't you
just finish your damn old meal. Brother.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Hey, PAULI, where are you playing tonight? Addison improv? Addison improv?
You guys will be Sandy Dante myself. It's gonna be
a fun weekend. I'll be there all weekend long.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And Elvis's ghost will make an appears to It's the
bow in Them show on mom Star ninety two five.
That's what I like about you and those magnificent memories
you got.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
That is that what you?
Speaker 15 (37:10):
Sorry?
Speaker 7 (37:10):
I was you were thinking about Deborah.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Zoning off there for a minute. Okay, we have some
tickets to go see ac DC's Power Up Tour that'll
be on Monday, April the fourteenth at at and T Stadium,
also known as Jerry World Around.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
You call it the Power Up Tour, but I think
it's their farewell farewell tour.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I think it is.
Speaker 7 (37:32):
I mean it's not like they need the money. They
just do it to kind of keep their powder dry.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
As we say, Yeah, and even though all these rockers
say that they're going to do it until they die,
I think that as you age you get a little slower.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Yeah, there's a time when you've just had it. Yep,
I'll do this anymore, especially touring. Touring takes a lot
out of you. Now if you do a Vegas residency,
it's not as hard.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Oh no, because you don't have to bust down the
equipment and take it to another place and all.
Speaker 7 (37:59):
That stay put.
Speaker 11 (38:01):
That is.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
So here's what we're gonna do. Since it's Toy Box Tuesday, naturally,
I have an old toy commercial. This is from the eighties,
and this is so easy. If you don't get it,
I'm gonna be ashamed of you.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
Just so you know, Danny, every time he says it's easy,
it's super hard.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, it is. This one
is easy. Okay. Now, tomorrow's choose your news may be
a little bit harder, but this you should get with
no trouble. And I'll play it more than once because
we have a delay of about what twenty seconds, Yeah,
from the time we say it till the time you
hear it. Okay, So I will play it twice tell
me the name of this toy. Hey, you are to.
Speaker 11 (38:41):
Sleep yet, but tell says s A hy s.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
It's from Texas Instruments.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
I'm running a lot, really yes, but.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
You don't want to look like this in the morning,
do you. I'll go to sleep please? Learning really rain a.
Speaker 13 (39:04):
Correct, she's teaching her brother. They're learning new words, but
don't tell them they're learning.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
They just think they're having fun.
Speaker 15 (39:12):
From Texas Instruments.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
That is correct.
Speaker 15 (39:14):
With snap in modules were growing minds. You are right,
part of a family of products for Richard Tomorrows from
the Learning Center of Texas Instruments.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
Well, I got it wrong, Anna Bell. You got it wrong,
and you usually get it right.
Speaker 10 (39:27):
Now.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
I thought that it said the name was that Bill
cos that was Bill Colls right before he raped somebody.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Too strong, too soon? Probably not. Okay, I'm gonna play
it again. You tell me what toy this is? And
you got the A c DC tickets.
Speaker 11 (39:52):
Hey, you are to sleep yet, s.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
A hy s.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
That is correct. It's from Texas Instruments. I'm learning a lot, really, yes,
but you don't want to look like this in the morning.
Do you now go to sleep?
Speaker 11 (40:09):
Please?
Speaker 13 (40:09):
He's learning smelling correctly, she's teaching her brother. They're learning
new words, but don't tell them they're learning that. They
just think they're having fun.
Speaker 15 (40:23):
From Texas Instruments, that is correct. With snap in modules,
were growing minds. You are right, part of a family
of product for Richard Tomorrow is from the learning center
of Texas Instruments.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Okay, I can't believe you don't have that answer, because
this is easy and you always get it right off
the back.
Speaker 7 (40:41):
Man, and especially with snap in modules.
Speaker 15 (40:44):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
I should have known that right on the back.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I've got your snap in modules, all right, two and
four or seven seven seven one five? You tell me
what toy that is? And I bet you you probably
had it when you was younger. From Texas and problem
Texas Instruments. Let's go, I mean, let's go to the
vont bar of them. Show tell me what toy that is?
(41:11):
Teddy ruxmand not Teddy. Yeah, so oh for one boning them,
show tell me what toy that was?
Speaker 7 (41:20):
Is it se say see and say.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
You are so close, so close.
Speaker 7 (41:30):
It's not see and say it's something else kind of
along that same Yes, from Texas, you figured out what
it was.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Huh. All right, bonn them, show tell me what toy
that was, Simon said.
Speaker 7 (41:44):
Simon said, No, that's what I said. That's what Anna said.
Speaker 15 (41:49):
There it is.
Speaker 7 (41:50):
Now you got it?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Now you got it. Baring them show what toy was
that it's failed to beacon spell? Yes, swell was the toy?
Did you have one when you were younger or give
one to your kids or something? No, it's too long ago.
I can't even remember. Yeah, it all runs together after
(42:12):
a while when the brain cells go, I give up.
I give them. Okay, So who is this? This is
Ryan Mason? All right, Ryan, hang old your second Ryan,
and we'll hook up with your tickets. Don't go away,
all right, all right, thank you, Harry. Okay, we had
a musical request from the toy box, which we'll get
to momentarily.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
And lone Star ticket window is loaded up with prizes today.
First at eight forty Bo and I have tickets to
see Kansas Saturday February fifteenth at Chalk Tak And then
at four fifty this afternoon, our buddy Jeff Kay has
your win them before you can buy them tickets to
see Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan at the Outlaw Music
Festival at Del Seti's Pavilion to life this so make
(42:53):
sure you keep listening to Dallas Sport Worse Lone Star ninety.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Two to five, Dellasoris Classic Arcalone Star ninety two five,
(43:20):
Ozzie and last week we played Metalalachi. Yes, Medlachi is
a mariachi band that does metal music, metal music. Why
they're called metal Lachi. So a guy called and said, man,
that was great them doing the immigrant song. Do you
have them doing crazy train the song we just played. Why?
Speaker 7 (43:43):
Of course I do leave it to boat Roberts hit
it all of the.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Lock.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
But that's how it goes.
Speaker 16 (44:28):
Millions of people feeling is all love. Maybe it's not too.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Milay love and forget today that doubles Let sounds fas Tide,
(45:09):
sun Space side.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Comonos.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
I listen to Free Times.
Speaker 6 (45:28):
I listened to Fool.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
I won't tell a.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Trap out o my route. Person, get this shan to
run and control? Yeah, yeah, son sent and you're in
the road.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
I talk stuff that's no sounds, time sounds. I know
(46:24):
that things are they.
Speaker 11 (46:27):
Me you.
Speaker 10 (46:32):
Send let's on the com that's wanting to come and
(47:38):
having to tramples. I mentally, no.
Speaker 16 (47:46):
Crazy, I just get a bad having there with something
that just gets a fact.
Speaker 14 (48:08):
I'm I'm bine.
Speaker 7 (48:36):
Okay, just so you'll know, Ozzie has heard that and
he's I love it my favorite.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Well, now you know, hey fifteen on the Bowen Ben Show.
Ocase you like have a real job Gus Gusted Dollar
former's classic rock loan Star ninety two five. What happens
you play Metaalachie and then we get another request? Yep,
(49:06):
this time is for the Mexican wake up Call done
by our buddy Fluffy Gabriel Iglecias.
Speaker 7 (49:12):
Yes, where he annoys the hell out of that girl.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
He keeps waking her up. Now, usually you would just
leave the phone off the hook or sleep in another bedroom.
Speaker 7 (49:21):
It's one of the funniest things you guys have ever done.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
It is well, we didn't do it. He did it
and sent it.
Speaker 7 (49:27):
No, but it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Okay, here's our friend Fluffy doing the Mexican wake up call. Hello.
Speaker 17 (49:36):
Oh, my name is Scott him In and I'm calling
from the Mexican wake Up Call Service. I am your
Mexican alarm clocky.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (49:49):
Hello, oh, Now, this is Scot him In and I'm calling.
Speaker 17 (49:51):
From Mexican wake up calls. I am your Mexican alarm clock.
I'm trying to wake you up because you sign up
for a service.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
No, No, are you awake?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Ye? No, I'm not okay, okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 6 (50:06):
Don't. I'm trying to wake you up for your wake
up call. Ma'am.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
I didn't sign up for a call, and I'm trying
to go back to sleep, so okay, don't go back
to sleep, mama.
Speaker 11 (50:18):
Hello, Hello, Oh.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
My name is Cadaman and I'm calling from the Mexican Okay, yeah,
I know who you are. Okay, you have the wrong
I'm a Mexican alarm clock.
Speaker 7 (50:29):
Yeah, I don't know about a Mexican alarm clock.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
This is cumber I got No, No, this is the
number I got it so that you needed a wake
up call.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
No, I didn't sign up for a wake up call.
Speaker 13 (50:39):
You have to, yes, and it's really early.
Speaker 6 (50:42):
Can you just let me go back to I mean,
I'm not going to get paid.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I am not paying you for this call.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
I did not sign up for a call.
Speaker 6 (50:49):
Listen to me. Okay, this is the number that I have. Okay,
who gave you this number? You did?
Speaker 17 (50:54):
You ordered the wake up call yesterday because you were
you were supposed to wake up this morning.
Speaker 10 (50:58):
No, I did not mistake.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Okay, I'm going to hang up.
Speaker 6 (51:03):
Don't call me again, bye, goodbye? Hello?
Speaker 12 (51:07):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (51:08):
Oh at this gota minute, I'm your mass.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Okay, right?
Speaker 15 (51:10):
Stop?
Speaker 6 (51:11):
Who is this to me? Relaxed?
Speaker 11 (51:14):
No?
Speaker 10 (51:15):
Are you to tell me to relax you?
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Four times?
Speaker 6 (51:18):
All I want to know is are you awake?
Speaker 13 (51:20):
Yes, I'm awake.
Speaker 6 (51:21):
Well, then if you're awake, can I get paid?
Speaker 11 (51:23):
I'm not going to pay you for.
Speaker 9 (51:26):
Five in the morning?
Speaker 1 (51:27):
You calling again?
Speaker 6 (51:28):
Nervous? And so now I've provided it again.
Speaker 14 (51:31):
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 10 (51:32):
Do you understand me?
Speaker 6 (51:38):
Hello?
Speaker 15 (51:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (51:43):
That never gets old. I'm sorry, that just never gets old.
That was for Mitchell in Addison wanted to hear that
you're welcome. You're welcome. Okay. You know this story is
still hanging around more than we wanted to a few
days after the biggest trade announcement in Maverick's history, we
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have our first look at Luka Doncik's jersey for the
Los Angeles Lake. Of course, you'll want to cover your
eyes if you're a MAVs fan when you see it.
The yellow and purple jersey with his number seventy seven on.
It was released on the NBA's online store. It's available
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to purchase, but it'll cost you a prize of nearly
eighty bucks. Before ship again had a link. Now, it'll
still be a bit longer before Luca puts on the
Lakers jersey for the first time because he's still with
that calf strain, but he says he'll be back by February.
The eight News broke late Saturday night that the trade
was going down, and by Sunday night, Luca was filmed
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stepping off a plane in Los Angeles and flashing an
la hand gesture for waiting cameraman in his nod to
his new team.
Speaker 7 (52:59):
Now it looks like a gang sign, Luca, it does.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
The Lakers shared the video of his arrival to their
social media pages, writing you can't spell Luca without la
ba Oh Scott, and his story's not gonna go away.
In fact, Deuce will be here on Friday for our
Super Bowl tailgate party, and I'm sure that if there's
anything that happened that we don't know about, he will
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certainly let us know or he'll make it up.
Speaker 8 (53:30):
That's all right, works The City of Louisville has lifted
a boil water notice that was first issued early Sunday morning.
Residents were asked to boil water since a thirty inch
waterming failed on Sunday twenty one. Louisville ISD Schools shut
down yesterday due to water concerns, and I'm sure the
students were just so sad about that. School district says
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now that the boil water notice has been lifted, classes
will resume is normal today. Water quality tests returned yesterday
afternoon showed that the water is now safe to drink
and bathe in. And I live in Carrollton, and they
sent us a notice saying we're not having any issues.
Speaker 7 (54:06):
That's only for Louisville.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yes, let them deal with Yeah exactly. Okay, if you're
feeling stuck in your current job, you might want to
consider getting a gig in Antarctica, because who wouldn't want
to live there?
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (54:25):
Hard pass.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
The British Antarctic Survey has job openings for scientists, engineers, chefs,
and electricians, among others. Salary started around thirty six thousand
dollars and all living expenses are covered. You couldn't pay
me five hundred times that much.
Speaker 7 (54:43):
Yeah, me, neither.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
The contracts run from six to eighteen months and are
considered flexible.
Speaker 7 (54:50):
But it's Antarctica, Okay. Do they have good Wi Fi? Maybe?
I don't know, but there's no place to go in
here Arctica. There's nothing there. But if I have Hulu
and net Flicks, it wouldn't be bad. Oh yeah, that'll
get old after about a week.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (55:04):
So another celebrity owned chicken restaurant is opening here. Oh yeah,
more chicken restaurants.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Can we hear?
Speaker 8 (55:12):
I still haven't tried the Shaquille O'Neal one and that
what we do. Chicken Guy founded by Guy Fiery. Now
I've been in this in Tennessee.
Speaker 7 (55:22):
And is it any good?
Speaker 1 (55:23):
It really was?
Speaker 7 (55:24):
Oh it really was all right?
Speaker 5 (55:26):
Tell us more, but anyway, Guy Fiery and restaurant owner
Robert Earl opens in Dallas Preston Hollow area on Thursday.
Speaker 7 (55:37):
Oh it's not too far from us.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
So, according to restaurant's website that the main features one
of a kind chicken tenders with a wide selection of
sauces in diffs, dips, kind of on.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
It's kind of the same as.
Speaker 8 (55:54):
The competition, right, Yeah, you know, like a knockoff of Raising,
but it is good and.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Raising kne Sauce is legity.
Speaker 13 (56:02):
It is.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
That's the reason I'll go to Raising.
Speaker 7 (56:05):
I'll pay extra for another batch.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (56:07):
Now, this is at the corner of Walnut Hill in
Central Expressway. It's one of twenty one locations across the
US and is the restaurant's only Texas location.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
So we must try it sooner or later. Now, shouldn't
road trip Boha? Coming up? We have tickets to see
Kansas at Chalk Talkers Hetero in Resorts Gren Theater in
a Round, Oklahoma. Those tickets are coming up momentarily on
the bow and them show where else Dallas for Words
Classic Rock a lone Star ninety two to five. All right,
(56:42):
let's take care of the business at hand. Who want
our tickets to go see Kansas later this month? Diane
Marshall from Oh Lady.
Speaker 8 (56:51):
Good Diane, congratulations.
Speaker 7 (56:53):
Well, those are people that play all the time. She's
just lucky. Honestly, I know she's a lucky girl.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (57:00):
We're lucky to have her as a listener.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
By the way, tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day, so
we need to get some questions from you call two
one four eight six six eighty six hundred. That, of
course is the Aska Stuff Hotline, which you can call anytime,
day or night.
Speaker 7 (57:18):
Leave your question there, we'll answer it on the.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Air, and of course we'll play Choose your News for
those ACDC tickets.
Speaker 7 (57:26):
And according to my calendar, there is a theme tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yes, there is a theme. Yay, a kind of celestial theme.
I'll just give you ah, Okay, that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying. I don't want to give it
up and spoil it all for you.
Speaker 8 (57:39):
And if you want to throw a party for the
big Game on Sunday, well then you prombably could use
an extra thousand dollars to pay for the groceries and
the booze. Hell yeah, Rock the Bank is back again
today with nine chances for you to win one thousand
dollars bo and I are going to have that first
keyword coming up around nine ten, and when you hear it,
you enter it at lone star ninety two five dot
com and you could be our next big one thousand
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dollars winner Rock the Bank on Dallas fort Worth's classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 7 (58:07):
Yeah I'm burning, probably that Syphilisue gave him.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
Oh, that would be burning from you.
Speaker 7 (58:14):
Yes, sorry, yeah, totally different.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
Get confused sometimes, hear. Wow, tomorrow is the middle of
the week as we get closer to Super Bowl Sunday.
And yes, we will have a Super Bowl tailgate party
right here in this studio.
Speaker 7 (58:30):
Yeah, Deuce is going to join us.
Speaker 8 (58:32):
He'll tell us who he's gonna pick, either of the
Chiefs or the Eagles.
Speaker 7 (58:35):
I was like tossing a coin, but no, I can't
stand I can Yeah. I was about to say, there's
no coin toss for me.
Speaker 8 (58:41):
As tired as I am of the Chiefs being in
the Super Bowl, I'm still going.
Speaker 1 (58:45):
To root for them against the Well. I have a
friend named Dave, Yeah, call him Philly Dave. Oh, because
he's from Philadelphia and he's an Eagles fan. And I
promised him the last time the Eagles were in Super
Bowl and didn't win, I promised him, Okay, if the
Eagles win, you can call up and give me all
kinds of grief.
Speaker 7 (59:06):
I'll just sit there and take it. So hopefully the
Eagles won't win again.
Speaker 8 (59:10):
Yes, I'm scared though, because the Chiefs I don't think
have been very good this year.
Speaker 7 (59:17):
They've won, they've squeaked by.
Speaker 1 (59:19):
Well they win from help from the officials.
Speaker 7 (59:22):
Well yeah, because they're wearing Chiefs uniforms. Though, you realize
that this.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
Is not just coming from me. Oh, I know, there
have been people. Look on YouTube, there's guys who have
video evidence. Troy Aikman, Yeah called it out. See yeah,
if Troy called it out, I'm listening. I'm listening. Okay.
Be that said, let's get on with some time wasters.
Speaker 8 (59:46):
All right, here's what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com. And a big shout out to Danny
Miles who's filling in for AO this week.
Speaker 7 (59:54):
Oh, he's been helping me put all this up on
our page.
Speaker 8 (59:57):
So Steven Tyler may have had to retire from touring
because of damage to his voice, remember when he canceled the.
Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Tour and so he didn't come play in Dallas.
Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
Well that did not stop him from taking the stage
with some friends to belt out some classic hits at
his Grammy's watch party Sunday night in Hollywood. Steven Tyler
was joined by some music industry heavyweights on stage, including
a New New Bettancourt, Mick Fleetwood and Tom Hamilton. And
he didn't miss a thing, get it.
Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
See he sounded.
Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
Smooth and powerful on a bunch of the songs. And
luckily cameras were there so we.
Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
Have video of his performance.
Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Yeah, he only did six songs. Six songs. Bill, you
want to mess up your voice again, now do you?
Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
I would go and see him sing six songs.
Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
The event raised money for stevens Janie's Fun nonprofit foundation
and for Los Angeles wildfire relief organizations.
Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
Check out the full story and the video from TMZ
on our page.
Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
Item signed or donated by Bruce Springsteen, Paul McCartney, Stevie
Nix and others helped raise over seven hundred thousand dollars
for Music Cares charity relief Sunday Night at Julian's in
Santa Monica. The biggest seller was a hardcover edition of
Paul McCartney's twenty twenty one book The Lyrics nineteen sixty
five to Present, which he will sign and personalize, and
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along with that, an Abbey Road Studio's experience hosted by
none other than producer Giles Martin that sold for sixty
three thousand five hundred dollars, fifteen times its original estimate
of two thousand dollars. So, David Lee Roth was in
Thailand in mid December on a holiday and he was
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doing a biking.
Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Excursion throughout the country. This is something that I think
I could see you doing.
Speaker 15 (01:01:49):
Bo.
Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
He shared some of his experiences on his bike tour
in a new eleven minute video. He says, nine hundred
miles on an e bike across northern Thailand, into the
rice patties and into the Golden Triangle, smoking pot and
listening to Tom.
Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
Petty sound like a great trip.
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
What more do you need to do?
Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
If you want to see the video that he posted,
we have that up. And Bob Dylan is headed to
North Texas again. He's gonna be part of Willie Nelson's
twenty twenty five Outlaw Tour, which is coming to dosse
Aki's Pavilion July fifth. If you want to go, be
listening this afternoon. Jeffk has win them before you can
buy them tickets. Around four fifty tickets will go on
(01:02:31):
sale this Friday. We have more information about the Outlaw
Music Festival up on our page. Finally, a politician I
can get behind both really. New York City recently had
the indouguration of their second dog, Mayor Oh Stop. Simon
is a Bassett cattle dog and his platform is to
find forever homes for dogs and cats who are living
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in shelters. You can check out the video of his
indouguration on the Bow and Them show page and start
ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Well, I had to get one word singer in before Joe.
Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Yeah, we're wrapping up.
Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Probably a bad idea. Anyways, that is what we're Classic
rock A lone star ninety two five. Thanks for your
suggestions here on a toy box Tuesday, and remember that's Tuesday,
Come Willesday.
Speaker 7 (01:03:25):
And it's ask us Stuff Day tomorrow, Ask us Stuff Day.
Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
If you got a question, call you ask the Stuff
Hotline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
We'll play it on the air. Answer the question and
we'll play Choose your news for those highly coveted ACDC tickets.
And yes, there is a theme this time.
Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
I know it's on my calendar. Oh a big thank
you going out to Salata Salad Kitchen. Oh yeah, twenty
six locations here in the DFW area. They brought us
some salad, some wraps, all sorts of goodies, so a
big thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
And they have some real good stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
Yeah, you had the Chicken Caesar rap and the South
Texas rap, also the pasta sality. I made a huge souad.
What did you have, Danny Southwest A little Oh yeah,
I like that.
Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Well check them out. They provide quick, nutritious meals. And
thank you very much for feeding our fat selves. Yeah,
love it. We love Unlike at the zoo, you can
feed these animals.
Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yeah, but it's a healthy fat.
Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
These animals are a little more picky.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
I just say it. So we will be back here
tomorrow for Ascus Stuff Day and uh, I don't want
to spoil it, but we may have a special guest
on Thursday.
Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
Yes, a very special guest.
Speaker 11 (01:04:45):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Is it confirmed?
Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
And he's coming in apparently? Yeah, okay, people have reached
out to me via text.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Well I want to make sure that he's going to
be here before I started announcing his closing eight a m.
Speaker 15 (01:04:58):
The hour.
Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Okay, that'll be on Thursday. Then, of course Friday is
our our super Bowl tailgate party. Fox fors Mike Goosey
is gonna be here and we have all kinds of
goodies plan for it. We might even do a football
super Bowl. Did you know again?
Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
Excellent?
Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Yes, we got to keep with a tradition, don't you know.
So the after show decompression session is next and uh,
as usual, we have no idea what we're gonna talk about.
Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
Well, right now, I need to talk to my dog's vet,
So mind, I'm gonna step out for just a second.
Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
You're Anna Bell gone talk to her dogs vet telling
me can't keep it get depicted. God, no, Anna Bell,
she lost her other dogs. Yeah, so she's real pickity
about this one, and I understand.
Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
So I don't know what plans you got for the
rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Just don't oversleep tomorrow because you're gonna miss all the
fun of excitement now right, careful see.
Speaker 7 (01:06:02):
Between the bitches headwalls here to by bye
Speaker 11 (01:06:07):
H