The Bo and Them Full Show - Feb. 11, 2025 (Ep 1307) 7-11 Prank Calls. Extraterrestrial Culture Day! The Ukelele Shredder.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'll never forget that fabulous thrill, that wonderful day.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
The earth stood still?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You appeared in a haill of the lights. Were you real?
Really real?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Or just a meteorite?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Stand by to close your nomadic door? God, I didn't
mean to break anything.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's like that Dorito's commercial, The bag of Dorito's tops
up the UFO.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, the UFO explodes. And I know you're thinking that
is an odd way to start a show. No, it's not,
because it is Extra Terrestrial Culture day. Do they have
culture and outer Sure? Sure they have their own Mona Lisa.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Are their own like text next plate.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, now we know you guys are here and you've
probably been here for a while, but how about giving
some of us ride in those speed of light spaceships
that you got there? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
But no anal pros? Oh no, absolutely that part. Yeah,
no anal probes. Please, it's the ticket cheaper. If I
leave the probe out of the package is cheaper. Just
know that that just means they'll look for another hole
they ah, God, wherever it may be. Oh God, yes,
So you're probably gonna have to identify a extra terrestrial

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movie trailer to win those tickets to go see the
Love Music Fetials.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, but you're gonna have to let us know what
decade because you like those fifties.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I will, by the way. It's also Get out your
Guitar Day. Yay, I don't have one anymore, but okay,
Top three favorite guitars of all time. Woo Okay, back there,
Jeff Beck. That's that's one of my Carlos. David Hilmore

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is up there in the top three for me. We
could go on, but let's move on. It's Grandmother Achievement Day.
Grandmother achievement, It's achievement watching your rowdy hellion ass while
your mom needed a break from me. However, hug them
while you can. There's also National Don't Cry Over Spilled
Milk Day, especially if you've got a whooping from your

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mama or your grandmother is spilling it and it brings
us to National Latte Day. Well, hell, you done spilled
all the milk, so I guess you have to drink
it's black black coffee. Again, I think I'm overthinking this.
It is Pro Sports Wives Day, Gals. You hitch your
wagon to a husband who gets paid extremely well for

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playing a game. He always wanted to play as a kid,
never thought he could be paid this much for playing it.
You don't think all those wives of those players that
Super Bowl are still partying into Orlean? Yeah no, damn
will it?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I wonder when Taylor Swift will become a professional sports wife.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
You had to bring her up, didn't you. Yes, I
mean it was low hanging fruit. Yes, it was right there,
very low hanging fruit, wrinkled too.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like Travis Kelsey's.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, it's promised day.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Promise.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
If you don't make one, you're not under any pressure
to keep one. That's true. And finally, it's National Make
a Friend Day. Anytime any one of you calls us
on the request line, we feel like we just made one.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Made a friend damn right, new rascule.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay. Uh. By the way, today is a toy Box Tuesday,
So if you want to give us a call here
on National Make a Friend Date, we will see if
we can find some stuff for you. Have already got
some things planned that you'll go. God, nothing I forgot
about that. As we get into sports of all sorts
coming up next, and Luca actually made his debut last night.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's so sad scene him in that Lakers uniform.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
But he did good. I'm still not over that. I'm
still not need too.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
We still have our tribute to Luca here in the studio.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh yes, right, and a little drama last night.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yes, and we'll talk about that in Sports of All Stories.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh yes, I heard about that too, and.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
We'll talk about how Dirt Novinsky went to support Luca
in La.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well, we have all kinds of stuff to talk about.
Then of course we get into the freaking full File
round zixx forty five, which defies description and imagination because
you know, the truth is absolutely stranger than fiction, and
we'll prove that on the Breaking Boulevard. That's right.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Sometimes it's cranking them out.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It churns the stomach sometimes too, So have something ready, yes, yes,
for your it happened, okay, And tomorrow's Ask Good Stuff.
You may as well call the Ask Your Stuff Hotline
two one for eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave
a question there. We'll answer it on the air tomorrow
when it's Asking Stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yes, but Doc Kroc is gonna be here, so yeah,
Rock with Doc Crock, Rock with Doc Crocs.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
So you may have a health question. You might want
to leave him please, because he just don't do hearts.
He knows all about every inch of your body, as
disgusting as it may be. We're back to anal probes. Yeah, no,
we're not. No, we're not not without dinner in a movie.
I'll tell you that. Hey, guess what it's time to

(05:35):
Blane shar ninety two five. I want to spank you.
I bet you do with a national geographic magazine. Oh wow, Well,
because I'm cultured, Yes, you are.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Like a yogurt.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, y'all know better now, Hey, it's sick thirty sports
fans of the time, very sports of all arts.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Rozy by the will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers go
to Will Heightwinds dot com.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well. Luca made his Lakers debut last night in Los Angeles,
and a MAVs legend was in attendance. Dirk Noovinski was
at Crypto dot Com arena to watch his former teammate's
first appearance in purple and gold. I'm glad I didn't
see that. I still have a bad taste in my mouth.

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Dirk and Luca have shared a close friendship over several similarities.
Both were European pros, Both were drafted by the Mavericks,
and both led the MAVs to an NBA Finals appearance.
Only different was that Dirk's MAVs won THEIRS and Luca's
MAVs did not win THEIRS. Now one different stands between them.
Dirk spent his whole career in Dallas, and Luca well,

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you know, I know he was hoping to though I know,
I know, it just seems sneaky that they did that
to him. Now, don Jik's appearance is a sting to
maz fans. Loyalty never fades away, is the inscription etched
in stone under Darknovisky's statue outside of the American air
Line Center. So loyalty never fades away, but it apparently

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can be traded away. Oh, under that same inscription, MAVs
fans left mementos to Luca after the trade, which, of
course the franchise has since removed. Didn't even let it
stay up for twenty four.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Hours, No, not even twelve hours.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Nowitzki's presence at Donka's debut, Donka's punching Donca Shane, Donka,
Shane doctor, Do I look like Wayne Newton? He'll no.
In case you were wondering, Luca scored fourteen points against
the Utah Jazz last night on the way to the
Lakers one thirty two to one thirteen win. Just so

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you'll know, and if you really cared, and.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
All the fans got Lucas shirts at the Crypto dot
Com Arena, that.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Just makes it sting even more.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, right, Oh god, It's been more than a week
since the stunning Luca trade and things just appear to
be getting worse and worse for the Dallas Maverick. The
centerpiece of their return for John Chick, Anthony Davis, got
hurt in his Mavericks debut on Saturday, and starting center
Daniel Gaffer joined him with an injury of his own
in last night's last second lost to the Sacramento Kings.

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They lost one twenty nine to win twenty eight. At
twenty eight to twenty six, of Maps are now tied
in the lost column for the number eleven seed in
the Western Conference, putting them in serious danger of missing
the postseason a year after reaching the NBA Finals with
Luca leading that charge. Dallas did not show fans on
the Jumbo Tron in their first home game following that deal,

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which came Saturday against the Houston Rockets, but they did
last night, and they might be rethinking that that appeared
to be a mistake because during a fan karaoke segment
played on the big screen, one fan was seen mouthing
fire Niko. That same fan was later seen with a
friend with a fire Nico sign in the arena, and

(08:57):
they were removed from the arena to a lot of
booze from the fans at the American Airline Center. We
have both those videos up if you'd like to check
them out on the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two five dot com. By the way,
the MAVs did lose to Sacramento by a single point
last night, and we'll play back to back games against
Golden State and Miami starting tomorrow nights.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Right, Dallas, Maverick fans were indeed beyond disgusted, which if
Netflix ever decides to make a dramatic documentary about all this, that'll.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Be a great name. Beyond disgusted.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
When Luca was traded to the Lakers, boy, our fans
got pissed off, and that there's been a lot of drama.
It sounds like a member of the team's coaching staff
may have had similar emotions about the deal. We're talking
about Mavericks consistent coach Marco Millick, and he has decided
to leave the team as well.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
He's headed to He's going to the Lakers.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think he wants to reunite with Luga.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Marco is from Slovenia. He did not want to remain
with the MAVs now that Luca no longer plays for
the team. Luca, of course, also from Slovenia. He came
from the the first Slovenian player to play in the NBA.
When he was with the Phoenix Suns for the ninety
seven to ninety eight season, he was teammates with MAVs
head coach Jason Kidd on that team and again in

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ninety nine. Now Kidd hired this guy, Marco as an
assistant in twenty two. He's been the manager of Slovenia's
national team before he joined the Mavericks, and he coached
Luca on that particular Slovenian team.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Then, of course there's the Dallas Cowboys. I'll just go
ahead and play this now because it was it was
one of those seasons. Oh yes, well, former Cowboys title
Jason Witten will not be a member of Brian Schottenheimer's
staff this year, despite rumors that he would be well,

(10:45):
he ain't. Witness spoke with Fox for as Mike doosey
Baugh about his coaching future, the Cowboys new hire and
the possibility of being inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Now owner Jerr Jones has strongly suggested that he would
love Witten on the Cowboys coaching staff and could see
the former tight end being the team's head coach one
day now. Jason Witten is currently the head coach at

(11:09):
Argyles Liberty Christian and has won two consecutive state titles,
and he is not hinted that he wants to give
that up because high school coaches that win state championship
are treated like God's royalty, and his son's played for
that too. Oh yes. On Super Bowl Sunday, Jason Witten
said the timing wasn't right with his son still attending Liberty.

(11:30):
It's a high school junior. Witton says coaching in the
NFL is a desire of his, but right now he's
happy with what he's doing and I don't really blame them.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I think that high school coaching is much easier than professionals.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, because you don't have egos to deal now.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
The players listen to you in high school coaches right,
get your plane tickets ready, Bo Roberts. The NFL will
be headed to familiar destinations for its international game slate
in the twenty twenty five regular season. There will also
be a few new love locations hosting games for the
first time. Such was the case last season when the
Philadelphia Eagles and Green Bay Packers opened the season in Brazil.

(12:08):
So where will the NFL be going in twenty twenty
five and what teams are going to be involved? Well,
they're currently are six NFL international games scheduled for next season.
Two locations have become mainstays on the NFL international map,
London and Germany. There will also be two new locations, Dublin,
Ireland and Madrid, Spain. So if we go to Spain,

(12:28):
I can speak Spanish, so I will translate for you.
The NFL will hold a game in Australia, but not
in twenty twenty five. The Los Angeles Rams will be
hosting for a regular season game in twenty twenty six,
which will be played in Melbourne, Australia. As soon as
we find out more. We'll let you know.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
That's what we're here for. Sunday was quite a show.
Super Bowl fifty nine.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
The Eagles and the Chiefs definitely gave us something.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
And now we're not sure what it is yet. We're
still processing.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
But Fox Sports is projecting that the event on Sunday
was the most watched super Bowl in history.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
That amazing.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Would that make it the most watched programm in TV history?

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Gotten the super Bowl beat out all every single year.
I'm just kind of sorry to hear it.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Because anyway, the Eagles, who won Super Bowl nineteen in
dominant fashion, defeated Kansas City chief forty to twenty two Sunday.
Of course, they secured their second championship in franchise history.
This highly anticipated sporting event feature performances by popular artists
like Lady Ga, God Ladisi and John Batiste. Show stopping
halftime performances by Kendrick lamar Ken. Is that how I say?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah? Yeah, it was pretty good, but he was lip
syncing the whole time.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
It was very artistic.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, but it's still cheating artistic lip syncing. I'm gonna
have to look that one up, you guys. It's on TikTok.
Sam L.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Jackson was up there too, dressed sort of like Apollo
Creed was in the.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Second Rocky Uncle Samuel Jackson.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
It was supposed to be Uncle Samuel.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
According to Fox Sports, the twenty twenty five Super Bowl
brought in a projected total of one hundred and twenty
six million people paying attention.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Wow, that's crazy because ticket prices. We did this story
about how ticket prices were lower because there was not
enough interest in this game, and yet now it's the
most watched.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I guess right, well, since.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
They didn't go to the game, they watched it.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
There was not enough interest in going to the game.
But they're going to watch it as all in their underwear.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Fox Sports is saying this is a new record high
viewership for the Super Bowl right here.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
And speaking of the Super Bowl on Sunday, they never
miss a Super Bowl Club continued its decades long tradition
when they attended Super Bowl fifty nine in New Orleans.
Founding members Don Chrisman, who is eighty eight, Tom Henschel
who's eighty two, first attended the AFL NFL World Championship

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Game in nineteen sixty seven. Because that's what it was called,
but it was later known as the Super Bow. Eighty
five year old Gregory Eaton is also a longtime member
of the group, which has upheld its streak for nearly
sixty years. If they go to the next Super Bowl
it will be their sixtieth. They must have a lot
of money. They must. Mister Eaton shares that New Orleans

(15:15):
is his favorite city to watch the Super Bowl because
of the people, the weather, and the fact that quote
nobody can party like New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Take it from someone who used to live there. He
also remembers a close call in nineteen seventy two when
he was hospitalized on game day but pulled out his
IV and left the hospital to make it to Super
Bowl six. They just pulled I'm going to the game.
The three men are dedicated to their streak and purchased

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their own tickets, although Chrismin and Henschel say the NFL
did provide them with tickets once, but Eaton says he
missed out on that free ticket. All the men agree
that getting tickets has become much more expensive over the years,
recalling that the first Super Bowl tickets cost twelve dollars,
whereas today's prices are into the thousands and through the roof. Damn.

(16:06):
All right, get ready the freaking fool File. It's coming
up next on the Bowing Them show Hails Bales Cockleshell. Yes,
coming up a little diddy from the toy box that
I've got a request for and I thought this will
be perfect to play. I'll explain it here in a minute.

(16:29):
But now it's time for the old freaking fool File.
There are college dorm pranks and then there's whatever the
hell is going on here. A man has reportedly been
walking through Comstock Hall at Harvard University naked from the
waist down, with his junk just a hanging down a swing.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
He's been reported roaming the hall several times over the
last month half naked, and even had a conversation with
a teacher last Monday who ran into him over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
And they just talk like normal.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
So a teacher talking to a student with no pants
or underdrawers on, and nobody thought anything.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Jeez.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Now, security for the undergraduate hall has been increased, but
no one knows who the guy is or why he's
strutting around with the hall's half dressed. But apparently the
teacher's knowing. So I guess nobody care eyes up here,
teach eyes up here. Harvard University Police Department. The spokesperson

(17:35):
declined to comment on the situation, other than confirming that
the man doesn't appear to be a student, So why
is he talking to a teacher? Yeah, I guess the
teacher's talking to him because he'd naked from the east,
So I'm just going to talk to her. You think
nobody knows who he is, but he's looked at as
somewhat of a celebrity around campus, hell because that's who

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everybody talks to. Hey, man, did you see that guy
naked from the waist down again? He has a new rash.
I didn't notice the first time I saw nasty.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Nasty. Okay, let's travel to China. A woman in China
accidentally swallowed a firecracker that was packaged in a way
that closely resembled a candy that she used to love
when she was a kid. The woman, known only as Wu,
posted about the frightening incident on social media, explaining that
her brother had brought back some snacks, one of which

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was a blister pack containing the firecrackers. Unbeknownst to her,
the firecrackers packaging bore a striking resemblance to a sweet
flavored candy that she had when she was a little
girl and that she loved. Without properly identifying the contents,
she placed one directly into her mouth and the firecrack exploded.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh stop.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
She suffered a minor mouth injury, so she was lucky.
The explosion left lesion marks on the inside of her cheeks,
but Wu reported no significant lasting effects on her ability
to eat or brush her teeth, though she found the
experience more than a little frightening, as you can imagine.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Can imagine, Yeah, scared. So she did the taste the
smell of gunpowder, didn't say maybe this isn't game.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, maybe maybe they made it differently.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, spicy, yes, with a new chocolate scent for your pleasure.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
All Right, this man over in Britain is kind of
freaking out. I'm thinking he needs to manage his anxiety.
He's lost something very important. He's gone dumpster diving in
search of his long lost stash of bitcoins on a
hard drive. Now that hard drive is in some garbage
dump somewhere in the United Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
He's trying.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
So in twenty thirteen, James Howe's roommate accidentally throughout a
hard drive on it eight thousand bitcoin tokens. Now this
is twenty thirteen, mind you. He believes he knows this
specific landfill it was sent to. Now has multiple requested
local officials search and landfill. They said, no, you can't
go dig through our garbage piles. And he's learned that

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the landfill is set to close down and be turned
into a farm.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
So he's freaking out even more.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
If that happens, he'll never have the chance to find
this hard drive loaded with bitcoin from twenty thirteen, which
is now estimated at a worth of six hundred and
twenty million dollars.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh, I would say, I don't care if I got
permission or not. I got a shovel, get out of
my ways.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Seeing those landfills, Yeah, yes, it's hard.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I used to work at Oil City Iron Works in
Corsicana and we had to take stuff to the landfill.
All the cong key funky people would steal potato chips
because the Tom's Peanut plant would throw away bags that
were totally sealed. Nothing was wrong with them, they were
just underfilled or over.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
But a thumb drive is so small it's going to
be impossible to find it in the land.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Yeah, like even if it's one of those the size
of a passport. He's really got a task. So he's
starting to he's starting to take more desperate measures than
just you know, trash diving. Now Howe's trying to purchase
the landfill land so that he can have full access
to it, take his time and go through what amounts
to three hundred and fifty thousand tons of garbage in search.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Of his little hard drive.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
He even offered the local town council ten million if
he finds what he's looking at.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
If I knew something worth six hundred million was in there,
I think I might do the same. A game. Yeah,
I just set aside a weekend that I had nothing
to do, and I'll be there.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
But it's bitcoin, so it could be worth six hundred
million today and nothing tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah. How lucky do you feel? Then there's Victoria Tiras,
a thirty three year old mother from Florida. She lost
her lawsuit against the Orange County Public Schools after being
banned from volunteering at her children's school due to her
only fans ex again with that Now, in twenty twenty three,

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she sued the school district for a million dollars, alleging
violations of her privacy and free speech rights. The band
was initiated after an anonymous parent email the principle with
explicit images from her only fans account.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
She was jealous.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yes, Florida judge ruled against Miss what's her name, stating
that the volunteer program policy does not guarantee the right
to participate and that the images were public records, meaning
the court didn't think you can willingly start an OnlyFans
account and expect anyone to believe it was private. Yeah.
By the way, on top of all this, some of

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the members of the school board, including the principal at
the school who banned her, are now contacting her trying
to hook up.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Of course they are good.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
God, she's a slut. But do you have her number? Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Lord?

Speaker 6 (22:52):
All right?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Toy Box Tuesday coming up next down on Extraterrestrial Culture Day.
You're gonna have to identify an extraterrestrial movie to score
those Outlaw Music Festival tickets to see the legendary Willie
Nelson and Bob Dylan and many many more at dos
Seki's Pavilion July fifth. We're gonna give those tickets away
round seven to fifty here on the Bow and Them
show on Dallas Fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety

(23:15):
two five.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh, how sweet there Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Okay, we have tickets to the Outlaw
Music Festival with Willie Bob Dylan. A whole bunch of
more people's there. And yes, since it's Extra Terrestrial Culture Day,
you're gonna have to identify the trailer of a science

(23:39):
fiction movie.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Okay, okay, And you did say that you would give
us a hint as to what decade it was a decade?
Bo please, But I'm not gonna take you dish, No,
not until around seven to fifty.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Remember tomorrow is ASKU Stuff Day. If you've got a
question you need us to answer for you, call the
ASCA Stuff Hotline at two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred. Leave your question there, we'll answer it
on the air and choose your news. Has no theme
this time, okay, right, I'll have to double check. No,
I'm pretty sure because last time it was NASA's secrets and.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Doc Kroc is going to be here. So if you
have health questions for ask us stuff down.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
And I have a question about that Doc Crocs coming
in on a Wednesday. Does that mean we're going to
have Linda Lash and Doc Croc in the room at
the same time.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
It'll be Linda Lash and Doc Crotch. That's what Linda
should call. Hi, Doc CROs take that?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
And that such a huge telescope.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Orpethope? Well yeah, but where's that thermometer going? I don't
want to know. Okay, uh. Since the Eagles won the
Super Bowl yuck. A cheese fan named Dwayne sent me
an email. He lives in Grand Prairie and he wants

(25:06):
to hear the call we did to a seven eleven
in Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yes, yes, I had.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Forgotten all about them, right, you're not familiar with this.
I don't think so of this. This is a call
we made to a seven eleven in Philadelphia, and I
pretended to be the head of the corporation or something,
and I made her do something just because she lives
in Philadelphia. It's gonna be good. And it went like this,

(25:33):
I have a list of seven elevens in Philadelphia. Oh no, okay, okay,
just at random random seven elevel right, Philadelphia, Philadelphia, All right? Yeah,
who is this you? Are you to manager there?

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
This is mister Scrotis from the corporate office of north
Sea Corporation, your parent company there right, Uh, this is
uh the seven eleventh street in Philadelphia, right. Okay, I
need you to do something for me. I hope you're
not too busy there, because I see we've had some
tainted shipments of some Eminem's come through there. Okay, Okay,

(26:17):
here's what I need you to do. If you're not
too busy, well, even if y'are. I need you to
go get me a bag of regular emin Ms and
peanut Eminem's and then come back to the phone for me.
I got to check something here.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
Okay, once acond regular king size means peanut of regular chocolate.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
One peanut in one regular okay, king size, regular size, Okay,
hold on, all right, Going to get the Eminem's. Yeah,
that's right. We've done this before, but it usually works.
That's why I do it.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
Okay, I got it.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Okay, you got a regular eminem and you got the
peanut them. Yeah, okay, here's what I need you to do.
I want you to open up the regular emin m's
and dump them out on the counter because I need
to do a quick inventory here, and hold the phone
so I can hear him dumping out to make sure
you're doing it right.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
What is it about?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
See, it's about I gotta I gotta make sure it's
not the tainted ones. I got to make sure that
the inventory is right in the bags.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
And you're doing on the phone over the phone. Excuse me,
you guys are doing over the phone.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I said, I just want I just need to hear
them spill out on the counter there so I can
make sure that you're doing it. My name is mister
Scrotos s c r O t U S s c
r O t U S. And yes, uh huh who
is this?

Speaker 8 (27:44):
This is Mina?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Mina? How you spell that M?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
I N A in my n A?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
What's your last name? U?

Speaker 8 (27:49):
P A D h Okay?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Can you can you spell the M and ms out
there for me? Please? All right?

Speaker 8 (27:58):
One second?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Right?

Speaker 8 (28:07):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Would you drop one on the floor, You got to
pick it up.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
I didn't drop anything on the floor. It is all
on the contras, Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I didn't hear them spill out of you sure they
are on there.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
I did. Oh, the bag is empty. Hear the bag.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Let me hear the bag right there. Okay, I need
to know how many yellows you got in there?

Speaker 8 (28:27):
One, one, two, three, six seven eight yellow?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Okay? How many reds you got in there?

Speaker 8 (28:35):
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight nine nine red?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
How many greens you got in there?

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Three, four, five, six, seven, ten, eleven twelve.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh, there's way too many greens, way too many greens there.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
I have no idea candy tack up the bag. We
don't check up, you know.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, I know you don't, but I you know, I
just got to make sure it's all right here, you know,
because my ass is on the line.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
Okay, my true I got a blue one is uh?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
You got a blue one in there?

Speaker 8 (29:07):
I got a blue brown and on.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
It, but there's mostly green.

Speaker 8 (29:11):
Tale is green and then blue one is a three.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
This is not good.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
Eleven blue.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Okay, Now I dump dump out the peanut ones because
I and I got to hear him dump out on
the counter. Okay, doump mind hold the phone down.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
There, That's what I'm doing. Hold on. Cut the bags. Okay,
that empty bag is empty. You can hear the bad
that's noise too.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Okay, So you got eminem spilled out all over the
counter there, yep, Okay, I'll get back to you. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
What the hell are you doing?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
You?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You've got a blue one. That's not good. That's not good.
You got more greens in that. I'm blue. That's not
a good thing. Man. You know, that's just one of
the many things I'm going to hell for. Yeah, well
that's not good.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Dad.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
You gotta get this worked out.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
I thank you for your service.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yes, donads foray Rock lone Star ninety two five. You
can recognize the vocals from a mile away. Michael McDonald, Yeah,
who turns seventy three years old? To damn, which means

(30:43):
we got to player Michael McDonald's song Don't Please do It?
Michael oh he on his famie had James Brown eya

(31:05):
eo oh with a hat gota here now I got
him out.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Macol McDonald had a phone ya eyo.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Her on his bamie had very white ya e with
a oh baby oh yo, now o baby.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Michael McDonald haddo phone e.

Speaker 7 (31:38):
Ya ya.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
He on his bamie had the beeges e ya ya with.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
The macol McDonald haddle phone e yah yo own is Bob.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
When no move Milchcolm Donald?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh yeah, speaking Bob Dylan. We got tickets to save.
Coming up later on the old show Kallashorz Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five. Remember coming up tomorrow, Doc
Croc is gonna be here my cardiologist for another edition
of Rock with Doc Croc. So if you have any
kind of health questions, the old Doc will answer them.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Ask a stuff day, so ask away.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Damn right. But now it is time for the edge
of mccational potle the Jhow it's time for Did you
know about a couple of facts about Valentine's Day? This
r that it's coming up so sweet? Yeah? Example, did
you know the oldest known Valentine's Day card was a

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poem written in the year fourteen fifteen wow, by Charles,
Duke of Orleans while he was imprisoned in the Tower
of London. He was missing his nookie. I guess he was, Hey,
how do you write? What were you wearing? Did you
know before becoming Cupid the wing baby with a bow

(33:29):
and arrow was known as Arrows, the Greek god of love.
I did know that he was also the god of sin.
Did you know? The holiday origins are not associated with
a single saint, but historians have theories about several saints
named Valentine. It also has roots and Roman fertility festivals.

(33:51):
Because you've got to ring that bells on six? Did
you know over two hundred and fifty million roses are
grown specifically for Valentine's Day each.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Year, specifically for Valentine?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yes, yes, because the hell I gotta get her something flowers.
Women like flowers, don't they?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
And a big thank you to Danny Miles for my roses.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Oh, yes, that was nice. Here's a couple of them
for you. A machine originally invented to make medical lozenges
was used to create those candy hearts that you get
at Valentine's same machine. Yes, yes, did you know? This
made me laugh? The highest number ever counted out loud

(34:35):
was one million. This guy had to go one two. Yes.
It took him eighty nine days, with each day averaging
just over eleven thousand, two hundred numbers counted out loud
per day. Yes, our friend David rush No, I don't

(34:55):
think this is the same guy. It's crazy because he
would have certainly put his aim on it. Did you
know it's illegal to get reincarnated in China unless you
have government permission. Well, I can't help it if I come
back as a tree stump and on my list, Yo,
get ready more Outlaw Music Festival tickets coming up on

(35:17):
the ball and let me go. Heay, I didn't get
no haste from you, kr ry long start five. All right,
I got some more goodies from the toy box for you.
But now let's give away tickets to the Outlaw Music
Festival with the Willy Neilson, Bob Dylan and so much more.

(35:38):
Let's play fractioned flickers. We warned you about this. Today
is Extra Terrestrial Culture Day. I don't know if they
have ballets or stuff like that in extra Terrestrial Land
in Roswell, New Mexico. Today. Yeah, I guess I heard
there was an earthquake in area fifty one yesterday. Yeah,

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that means they're trying to get out from their underground cell.
That's exactly Boy, are they going to be pissed off
when they get out of it. So this is a
trailer of a movie that came out in the eighties.
In the eighties for the End of the eighties and
it has something to do with aliens. Okay, all right?

(36:22):
Two one four or eight one seven, seventy seven, one
nine five. I'll probably had to play this more than once,
but here's time number one. They have arrived.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
That was the scene in California's Mohammi Desert three years
ago today, the historic first view with a newcomer ship
upon its dramatic arrival.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
They have their own customs, their own mysteries.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
I hate this place. Is a look your mother mates,
out of season. They learned our language. My true name
is Steanga Sudden. Well, because they're people beyond imagination.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Okay, all right, you know, play it again, all right again?
They had arrived.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
That was the scene in California's Mohambi Desert three years
ago today, the historic first view of a newcomer ship
upon its dramatic arrival.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
They have their own customs, their own mysteries.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I hate this person, your mother mates, out of season,
they learned our language. My true name is Stanga Sudden.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
People beyond imagination. Oh okay, okay, okay, yea evil beyond imagination,
extra terrestrial culture day. So it's about aliens, right, Yes?
Did I get it?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Damn it in fact, the word alien is the first
word in the title of this movie. Okay, okay, okay,
all right, two one four or eight one seven seven
eight seven one. Let's see if y'all got it. Now, No, no,
that's not no no no no no, bone them show. Okay,

(38:16):
tell me what alien movie that is? Mark Attacks, Mars Attacks,
that was a comedy.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
No, but you said alien?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Alien? Alien is the first word in the title of
this movie. There, well, bone then show, all right, what
movie is that they pulled the guy? I should Alien
is the first word in the title of this movie. Okay,
if I tell you who's the star is, you'll probably

(38:46):
get it. Okay, maybe you should give us the star.
Let me let me take a couple more. Oh hello,
bon them show. Can you tell me what movie that
is that the first word is alien? What is it?

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Youmul alien?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
That a good one? Yeah, okay, the star was James Kahn. Okay,
Mandy Pantinkin was in it too, and some other people
whose names escape me. Tell me the decade again. It
came eight nineteen eighty eight. I know, I know, now
you know, I know all dog it and not look

(39:24):
on the computer. And I'm gonna getting nothing. Let me
say that.

Speaker 9 (39:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, now you know.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh girl, hey what creepy looking to well in them? Show?
Tell me what alien movie? That is? That Alienation Alien?
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
What gave it away to you, sir?

Speaker 8 (39:44):
Well?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Probably because I said James Kahn was the star. Yeah,
our Pandy Shield whatever Fanny Shield waste? Okay, who is this?
This is Jonathan All from Fort Worth, Jonathan hay All.
We got to get some information Fromno will get your
tickets to the Outlaw Music Festival. So hang on and
don't go running away just yet. All right. So we

(40:08):
got Jonathan on line one there, I got him, and
I got a little another tidbit from the old toy box.
Here on toidbox Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
And Kansas fans, you could be spending your Valentine's weekend
with Kansas at Chalk Talk Casino and Resort. Coming up
this afternoon with our own jeffk He's going to open
up the lone Star ticket window and give away tickets
to see Kansas Saturday night. He'll do that around four
point fifty here on Dallas Fort Worths Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Dallas, Fort worths Classic rock lone Star ninety two to five,
crazy little.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
Heartbreaking expensive thing called this all right Yesterly during Valentine season,
you know, and Valentine's Day is on Friday, right, Yeah,
that means we're going to have to play as many
songs as we can find with the word love in it.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
There's so many a lot, Yeah, there's a lot. In fact,
I don't think there's any way we can even make
a dent in all of them because it's used in
so many different ways, in so many different songs. Okay,
today toy Box Tuesday, and I found out we missed
over the weekend World Ukulele Day, damn.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
And I have a ukulele you really do from Hawaii?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I'm like kidding. Well, speaking of ukuleles from Hawaii, we
know this guy and he is, honest to god, considered
the Eddie van Halen of the ukulele. Really, he's from
Hawaii's name is Jake Shimaka Bakuray.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
For you to say.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
And he he's come to a couple of blood drives
and brought his electric ukulele. Nice and so here's one
of our encounters with him over the phone. Ah smelled
the Hiland Breeze, don Ho, Don Ho and his girlfriend
Nasty Hole live from the Island of have I. Yeah,

(42:04):
Jake shim up Kuru something like that, something like that.
He's the Hendrix of the ukulele. See on the phone.
Hey Jake, Hey, hello Jack, Are you just practicing your
your ukulele?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Just noolan around?

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Yeah? Thanks for having me back on the show. Man,
really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
First of all, I got to say that we've been
saying it wrong all this time. It's not a ukulele.
How's it pronounced? There, Jake?

Speaker 7 (42:34):
In Hawaii, we say.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Is that okay? From Mainlander? Well?

Speaker 7 (42:41):
See, because it comes from the New Hawaiian the Hawaiian
words uku and lely, and ku means flea, lely means jumping,
So the ukulele actually means jumping flea.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
See. You learned something every day on this.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
Damn show, and not necessarily something worth learning.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
But yeah, I was looking at your resume. You've performed
with Jimmy Buffett, Ziggy Marley, Cindy Lauper. I'd love to
hear girls just want to have fun on.

Speaker 7 (43:06):
The Yeah, she was just great. I mean, I mean
all of those It was such a blessing to just
meet a lot of these people. And Jimmy Buffett, you know,
he really just took me under his wing and took
me out on the road with him. I got actually
toured with him for about three years.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Really.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Yeah, that was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Wasn't that where you performed before the Queen of England?

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Yeah? Yeah, we performed in Blackpool, England. I got to
meet the Queen after a shake her hand and exchange
a few words with her.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I wat say I'd love to hear some mukule and music.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
I would.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Was every time I do the Queen it sounded like
a bad Monty Python skit, doesn't it. So play us
something here, give us a little jail. I understand you
do a version of Bohemian Rhapsody. I'm trying to wrap
my head about what that would sound like, Flying State.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
I take it to the piano part.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Alright, here we go. I'm sorry I was.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
Yeah, yeah, you don't free to sing along. There's an
opera part right.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I'm with you. I'm with you, Jake. Do you do
any metal?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (44:34):
I mean, well let's see here, here's here' just like
some some some electric guitar riffs that I used to
mess around with as a kid. But okay, you probably
recognize some of these, some Eddie van Halen, some some

(45:04):
cool sweeping stuff that you can do.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
You really having fun with this, and you know what,
I have just decided that we need a ukulele player
in the bow and jim front of the bottomy book.
I have one. Jimmy's got you can't like. You must
get to the mainland and come in here and be
on the show.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
Oh man, if I if I'm ever yeah, and that
I'll definitely call you. Would love to Yeah, I would
love to be on the show. I mean, this is
our second time speaking in I know we've met in
person yet.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
So well we're looking forward to it. But you won't
be after you finally meet us.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
No, no, you guys have always been so supportive and
I really can't thank you enough.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
The CD is called Peace Love and that's how you
say it, right, I want to make sure. Okay, Jake Shima,
Wait wait how do you say it?

Speaker 8 (46:02):
She was?

Speaker 7 (46:03):
You got me a compute?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Easy for you to say, take us out with a
couple more metal licks on the.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
All right, you got it?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Listen to this beautiful right? You know I think that
time that I said his name was the only time
I've ever said it right. I said it right after
he told me how to say it.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Good job.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah whatever he said, forget it, Yeah, whatever he says.
Jallas Horrors, Classic Rock lone Star ninety two Live Tomorrow
is going to be fun. Yeah, taskus Stuff Day, call
the Ask This Stuff Hotline two and four eight six
six eighty six hundred. If you've got a question, and
if you've got a medical claquestion, you can ask that

(47:01):
because doctor Mark Kropp, my cardiologist, is going to be
here to answer whatever helpful. You got an ingrown toenail,
he has an answer for it. You got a ward
on your butt cheek, He's got an answer on how
to get least.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You've got a broken heart. This Valentine.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
For you, So that'll be on tomorrow's program. Now, poor
Joe Biden, he had a hard four years and it
didn't end well for him. No, well, y'all gonna think
I'm making this up, But just weeks after leaving office,
Joe Biden is laying the groundwork for his post presidential career.

(47:42):
Take a guess in.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
What a reality TV show?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
You're closed Public speaker. No in Hollywood. Oh no, Wow,
that's exactly my thoughts. Yes. One of the entertainment industry's
biggest talent Fern's Creative Arts Agency, which represents actors including
Brad Pitt Julia Roberts. They have signed Joe Biden to

(48:08):
its roster. Oh man, Yeah, I'd like to see Joe
Biden in a Nick Nolton movie or something like. Biden
was previously a client from there from twenty seventeen to
twenty twenty following his second term as Vice president during
the Obama administer. Really now, the talent agency will be

(48:31):
representing him in all areas, including publishing and speaking engagements,
and possibly a role in a movie. Wow, that's weird.
What movie would Joe Biden be perfect?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
All the President's men.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Or grumpy or old man another like that. We'll call
it a grumpy Old Joe. The Talent Agency will be
representing him and those but Barack Obama and former First
Lady Old Michelle Obama have been active in Hollywood, starting

(49:06):
Higher Ground Productions in twenty eighteen, which has produced films,
TV series and podcasts. So maybe old Joe can work
for who he just wants to jump on the Bandwagon. Yes,
I just can't imagine Joe Biden in the movie Me
Neither Stranger Things very true. If he's in one, by God,

(49:28):
I'm gonna buy me a ticket.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Remember Trump was in Home Alone?

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Well, okay.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
A pair of iconic old TV shows bo We're among
the top stream programs for viewers last year based on
a new Nielsen report. And we're talking old TV shows.
One of my favorites, Growing Up Little House on the Prairie,
which celebrated its fiftieth anniversary last year, aired on NBC
from nineteen seventy four to nineteen eighty three. TV Western

(49:55):
raked in thirteen point three billion minutes of viewing time
on peak last year, with Nielsen noting that adults thirty
five to sixty four years old accounted for sixty three
percent of the show's overall viewing total. Meanwhile, the classic
Western gun Smoke gained stellar viewership with ten point two
to three billion minutes of watch time on Peacock and

(50:18):
Paramount Plus. The show debuted on TV in nineteen fifty
five and aired for twenty seasons on CBS, ranking as
a top Nielsen rated show for several years. Both shows
earned Nielsen's Already Legacy Award, which recognizes enduring, timeless programs
that continue to entertain and captivate audiences if you can

(50:39):
find them somewhere on cable. Netflix, by the way, recently
announced its plans to read boot Little House on the
Prairie sometime in the very near future. But here's the kicker.
They haven't invited any of the old cast members like
half Pined or Nellie Olsen's belly.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Joe Biden has taking the you'd roll this time instead
of Michael Lanby.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh, Biden's He's gonna be paw Ingles, Grandpa Ingles.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's my name again. Oh my god. All right.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
I saw this story and it reminded me of some
old Motley Crue documentary footage of Vince Neil riding around
Hollywood in this giant limo that had a hot tub
in the back of this. Yeah, okay, this limousine puts
that one to shame, you guys. In nineteen eighty six,
there's a car enthusiast named Jay or Bird, and he
was making the American Dream, all right, the biggest limo

(51:34):
out there, the original model from the eighties that Jay
made was sixty feet long. Later, he expanded it to
one hundred feet long and finally earned the Guinness record
for the longest car.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
How are you gonna drive that thing? Well, I'm getting
to that. Check this out.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Years of neglect, automotive officionados Michael Desert and Michael Manning
got together with him and they helped to make this
new giant version of this limousine has twenty six wheels.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
Bo.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
It has a waterbed and a swimming pool with a
diving board.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Now that's kind of cool diving. I would like that
going down the Las Vegas Strip.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Yeah, hit that red light at Hollywood Boulevard. All the
water goes sloshing all over the steering wheel. There's also
a separate jacuzzi. There's a mini golf course in this limousine.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
That's just crazy.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
And for Christ's sakes, there's a helipad on top of
the damn thing.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Can you believe it?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
That's so elon mus Can Land.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Now, to answer Bo's question, while operational, its immense length
restricts it to straight path driving only.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Oh, you can't even turn. It can't turn a corner
in it, no matter how wide.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
You go one way and then you put it in
reversiti on the.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Other to do might as well put it out a
train track.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
You'll only have to visit people who live straight down
the road from your house if you have this limousine.
It's called the American Dream. It is displayed at Desert
Land Park, Orlando's Auto Museum in Flora.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Now no longer how long it takes you to walk from
one end to the other.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
It depends on how much you drank in the bacut.
You're driving a car where you can't turn a.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Corner, Honey, can you run to the store for me?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Well, as long as it's a straight shot, I'll be
able to do it. Otherwise, you better go get your groceries.
Your damn And with Valentine's Day coming up, here's another
way to get a gift for Valentine's Day for someone
you love or someone you hate because they broke your hearts.
The Memphis Zoo in Memphis, Tennessee, is celebrating Valentine's Day

(53:35):
by giving fans the chance to send a cute bread
panda video to their sweethearts or a video of an
elephant taking a dump on their ex's picture. I would
too about that. The zoo announced its dating or Dumping
promotion allows followers to exchange a donation of ten dollars

(53:55):
for a video to pass along as a Valentine's Day gift.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Pass along, Yeah, pass through.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
The options are an adorable video for red panda munching
on a grape, or a stinky video of an elephant
turd hitting a pile with your ex's picture on it.
He says, got an next that deserves a stinking surprise
this Valentine's Let an elephant do the talking. Or maybe
you found the one you want and you want to
send them something adorable? Are red pandas have you covered?

(54:25):
The zoo said on its website. The Valentine's video purchases
are available until tomorrow, so you'd better react now. Contact
the Memphis Zoo if you want one of those videos. Damn,
I'll say you can't have too many of them. Use
one when she pisses, y'all and another one when she doesn't.

(54:59):
That's kind of the my stomach makes this time of
the morning.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Then what's it called.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Again, Barney, Because your stomach.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Goes that sounds like an extraterrestrial on this extraterrestrial.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
There you go you're always keeping us up to date there, Okay,
boat show tickets went to Maria Nika Nor You have
a twenty eight year old female fan out there that
just loves you to death. About that she needs to
raise your standard job. Thank you, baby, I love you
right back, even though I never make you.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Okay, So some craft brewers have a knack for coming
up with weird and funny names for their beers. Yes,
they do. So here's some of the best names of
craft beers out there, all right. From the dew Claw
Brewing Company, there's Sour Me Unicorn Farts beer.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Ew You we never tried that one.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah, but you kind of wanted to, just out of curiosity.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Unicorns smell like rainbows.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I guess they do, because aren't unicorns made out of rainbows?

Speaker 6 (56:09):
They are?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Its magic?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
From the Evil Genius Beer Company, there's Purple Monkey dishwasher beer.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Were gonna say.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Purple Monkeys Monkey spanker beer. Hey, somebody will probably get that.
Hey man, thanks balling. I just gonna have a butt
light and a shot. I'm good. Okay. Here's one of
my favorites.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
The Gigantic Brewing Company offers the Catache mustache and piste
on the Christmas Tree beer. These are actual names. I'm
not making these.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Up, and after a couple of those beers, you're not
able to say the name.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
From the other Half Brewing Company, there's Double Potato Spaghetti
Town Beer. Man, y'all just must get really drunk on
that beer and come up with these names.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yeah. I don't think it's just the alcohol. I think
they're smoking something too.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
You need to come with pepto on the side. And finally,
from the Thirsty Planet Brewing Company, there's a hot mess
inside a dumpster fire inside a train wreck beer.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Okay, they make it sound so delicious. Yeah, how you
gonna fit all that on the label? I'd like to
know exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I don't know. Ain't nobody tell me nothing about it?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
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Speaker 1 (57:51):
Hey, man, come get me? Why are you? Hell? I
don't know no names, ain't got no damn name. I
don't know where I am. I don't even know if
I'm in the county. Are Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Use your phone?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Yeah, there you go, stop a pen? Oh my god. Okay,
tomorrow is ask this stuff day. Got a question called
the answer stuff outline two one four eight six, six
eighty six hundred and my cardiologist, doctor Mark Krock, will
be here for Rock with Doc croc answering your health questions,
whatever they may be, and he'll sit around, he'll play

(58:30):
shoes your news with yeah and no theme, no theme, no, no,
no no no. I do have a good one planned
for a week from tomorrow, though, Okay, good to know.
I'm not gonna tell you what it is because it
would spur all the surprise, now, wouldn't it it would? Okay,
let's talk some time waste, since we've been wasting your
time since six o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
All right, here's what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two five
dot com. I don't know if you heard about this yesterday,
but a very very scary time in Arizona. Private jet
owned by Motley Cruz singer Vince Neil collided with another
general landing yesterday. It happened in Scottsdale, Arizona. Neil's pilot
died in the accident, and three others were injured to critically,

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including Vince Neil's girlfriend Rayin Hannah, who broke five ribs.
Vince Neil was not on board. The band released a
statement and will soon announce a way to help support
the family of the deceased pilot, who had worked for
Vince Neil for a number of years. We have that
full story up and Becoming led Zeppelin, the band's officially
sanctioned documentary, set a box office record this past weekend.

(59:38):
I had several friends that went to go seea and
loved it. Jeff Kay saw it last Tuesday in a
special private screen. He said it was great. This is
for the Imax exclusive music release. It'll be released nationwide
this coming Friday.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Yeah, but I heard it only goes up to their
second album.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Yeah, it tells the story of the band's beginnings through
their second album, so it's focusing kind of like a
complete Unknown was the early days of Bob Dylan. This
is the early days of led Zeppelin in documentary form.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Mm hmm. Do I see some sequels coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Absolutely if they can find footage. That's what they made
this so difficult. Ryan Adams forced to postpone his shows
Sunday Night in Perth, Australia due.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
To you'll never guess what what what? A hangnail, A sewer,
fat bird?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Ohow, one of those large blocks of fat, grease and
rags all bundled up in the wastewater and it overflew
in the properties where he was scheduled to play. The
show will be rescheduled after cleanup.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I'm sure a fat bird sounds like a big hamburger,
doesn't It.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Sounds like an iceberg made of dew y, nasty stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
A bird a turdbird.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Ryan Adams Roll with the Punches tour, by the way,
we'll be making a stop at Lucas Oil Live Sunday,
March second. And this past Friday, Brian Adams released his
song Roll with Punches and we have that song up
on our page if you want to check it out.
Talk about dirty laundry. Bow Don Henley is now being
sued by one of the three men that he filed
a lawsuit against over that claim that they stole handwritten

(01:01:16):
lyrics to songs on the Eagles Hotel California album. Remember
that lawsuits.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
What goes around comes Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
So we've got the full story up and Ozzy Osbourne
is being sued for posting a photo of himself on
his social media a photo that was taken by photographer
Neils Lowzauer, who says he was never asked for permission
by Ozzie's camp to use the photos, and so he
is asking for lots of moolah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
If it's your face and the picture, how can you
do that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
I guess the law states that the rights to the
picture belonged to the person who took the picture, even
if it is your face. Oh really, just remember that
both the next time they post a picture of you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Kid Rock had a bit of a meltdown in Nashville
over the weekend at bon Jovi's Bar, where he was
a special guest at the birthday party for John bon
Jovi's keyboard player David Bryan. Kid Rock came out on
stage for a cover of Proud Mary by cc R,
but he stormed off the stage when people did not
clap the way he wanted them. Here is part of

(01:02:23):
his tantrum on stage.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Stop stop, we will see yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
And then he played for like a minute longer and
then he was like no, forget, oh hush.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
He was not a happy camper. Well, I don't know.
I think he's kind of a douche shot. I've never
interacted with the guys, so I really can't make a
snap judgment. I'm just going by what my eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Well, after what happened Saturday night, Yeah, kid, douche how
about that? And finally, MAVs fans still not happy that
Luca was traded and a couple of them were booted
from the American Airline Center last night after showing fire
Nico signs during the MAVs game. Even during the karaoke
it was a lone Star ninety two fast Jeff k

(01:03:23):
was out there and during karaoke when they went the
camera went to this one guy who was singing. Instead
of singing the lyrics, he said fire Nico and they
immediately panned out. You want to see the videos, we
have them up on the bow and them show page
at lone Star ninety two five dot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Com lone Star ninety two five. Well, there goes another
toy box Tuesday. She goes, lock a fart in the wind?
That moving on?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
That is smelly, I will say.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
I'll give me a minute. Yeah, yeah, I considered that
a threat. Okay, tomorrow is asked his Stuff Day, and uh,
my cardiologist, doctor Mark Krock is going to be here
for Rock with Doc Krock. You have a medical question,
you need to act the boy. He will answer it
for you. Toot sweet, I've never said those two wres.

(01:04:14):
I love that right away. Yeah, excuse me, my key
is toot sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
I don't think that means what you think it means.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Probably not. It's like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
That's Spanish. One's French and one Spanish.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Hurry, wasn't Pronto the Lone Ranger's partner, Tonto is dumbly Well, this,
this Tonto show will be on again for ask a
Stuff Day. Bring it and we'll play Choose your News
For those Outlaw Music Festival tickets. There is no theme.

(01:04:52):
I don't know if that makes any difference to you,
but I just thought i'd.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Let you know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
No extra help for Doc Croc. He's gonna play along
with the game.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Oh he always does.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Yeah, he's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
As a matter of fact, not only is he going
to be on with us tomorrow, but he is my
special guest for the long Form Public Affairs show on
Sunday morning. Yeah, thanks to you Bo for the introduction.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Well I do what I can do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I owe you a commission on that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I'm here to Hell.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Is a fun guest, and I remember a really fun
time last year. But what did he leave here?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
He left some really important He left his jacket with
a bunch of his medical stuff in the pocket. It
was like crucial FBI information.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
I think he did it on purpose because he got
to have lunch with Bo after that. Yes, well, as
long as I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
How he talks. But you'll find that out. Okay, Well sorry,
but no after show today because we got it. First
of all, we got a meeting, and we got Anna's
got stuff to do. Yeah, I have an off site meeting,
but well, for sure, we'll get to one tomorrow. It's
just you know, sometimes stuff works out where we just
can't do it, and today's one of them days. But

(01:06:10):
we will see you tomorrow. Okay, Okay, be safe, let's
stay together.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
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