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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Blooming specter of Valentine's Day fast approaching.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The Food and Drug Administration protects the American public by
recalling dangerous candy products before they can cause any harm.
That means our warehouse is chalk full of unsaved candy's
unfit for human consumption.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
And they ball gotta go just in time for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
That's why it's the FDA's contaminated candy blowed.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
This Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Show her how you really feel.
Speaker 7 (00:27):
Hey, Nothing says I Love you like an expired blasts
of three muskrat bars, milk deads, four tez rolls.
Speaker 6 (00:33):
If the FDA's contaminated candy.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Blowout doesn't stop there, your.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Special someone will never forget this Valentine's Day after just
one taste of a ky why jellybean, a catbox granola
bar for our patented turkey tabby.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Last, but not least, at the.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
FAA's contaminated candy blow up argan table, you'll find last
minute deals that we'll have you performing in the last
lights over your sweetheart, like filmy hairs, to juicular bees
and Thes's peanut butter cups.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's never too late to do pretty good invitation.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Of somebody who cares well saving big box and taking
big chances at the pas contaminated candy boots?
Speaker 8 (01:08):
Did you forget to buy a Valentine's Day gift because
you were too focused on the Super Bowl? Introducing the
stuff around the house. Valentine's Day kid will overnight you
a box and you just put something random from around
the house and give it to her.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Here go, sweetie, Happy Valentine's Day. Oh honey, you shouldn't
have wait. Is this our frying pan now and your
chief set. It's very special to me and I want
you to have it. I love you is my car keys,
So I want to do some kissing. Now the stuff
around the house.
Speaker 8 (01:37):
Valentine's Day kid, show her you care about her, just
not enough to buy her something before the super Bowl?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Order now you.
Speaker 9 (01:43):
Got you plant and say Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
My wife says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day,
So I'm off the hook, right, would you be my Valentine?
I hooked up with her on February thirteen. You're Valentine's here.
I got a Valentine Dad. It kind of creaked me out.
It seemed really inappropriate for my proctologists that sometimes loves shouldn't.
Speaker 10 (01:59):
Be happy Valentine's Day, And guess what it's all so Frieda, I.
Speaker 9 (02:17):
Love that woman with a firate passion that conshows my should.
Speaker 11 (02:23):
I love you people, I have always loved you in
a very held you away.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I love you. I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
I met you will before the day is over. He
loves me, supposed to be in love with me.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
You love them?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Well, get ready, because it's been too long since he
has graced that chair over there. Say hello to long
jim Why them about it?
Speaker 9 (03:10):
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah, like some of those Reese's pieces, bars Ky jelly bean,
Uy jelly bean, that's a staple at Valentine's Day. Thanks
for Anna for dropping off his little heart here. And
some valentine Day camps. Oh yeah, yeah, we got some
snickers laying everywhere. Yeah, she's decorated for you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (03:33):
Now.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Now, I see Jimmy every once in a while. This
is the first time in a while that you've actually
been on the show and sat in the chair that
you used to always sity. I know it's still warm. Well,
that's because Anna farks a lot, so it stays warm.
Poor little Mexican jumping beans.
Speaker 12 (03:55):
She is.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
You know what little Mexican jumping bean look looks like
a boy's today? Yes it is. This place is full
of testosterone. Get years to watch it out. Well, good
to have you back, Jimmy. In fact, a rascuele sent
something for me to play for you, and I'll play
it later. Oh okay, but now, Yes, it is Valentine's Day.
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It originated as a Western crencht and feast day, honoring
a satan name Valentine. Symbols associated with to day are
heart shaped outlines, doves, and the figure of a winged
cupid about to shoot his arrow overlove at somebody. National
Ferris Wheel Day. Okay, take your sweetie to Grand Escape
in the colony and take a ride. You can both
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write each other while it's spending, if you're careful not
to get noticed. Palermnanti.
Speaker 13 (04:46):
Hey, here's one.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
It's call in single Day. I guess it encourages singles
to set aside time for themselves and their love lives.
I don't know if that means you can call you John,
say listen, man, I can't come in today because nobody's
going to foot cut. Sometimes it's better to be single
than get involved with a total psycho, which some of
you can all think about. It's Read to your Child Day,
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Oh okay, and as long as it's not one of
those magazines with all the naked pictures that's in daddy's
top dresser drawer. Those are for daddies alone. Time. Wait
a minute, It's National organ Donor Day, all right, hey,
before you put me in the ground, you can take
all the guts you want out of me, but only
until then, okay, okay. And it's National Have a Heart Day,
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so if you ain't got one, you'll be harvesting your
organs today too. You gotta have heart. You're gotta have heart.
Frederick Douglas Day, nineteenth century abolitionist who is one of
the most prominent African American leaders of its time. It
is believed that Douglas was born on this date in
eighteen eighteen, although his exact birthday is unknown, but it's
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somewhere close to now.
Speaker 14 (05:56):
Okay, a little bit more Georgia history res in Georgia
History the Other Day.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
With Oglethorp Remember ogle thor Yes Oglethorpe Day. It was
the name of a guy who founded the state of Georgia.
And it's no one eats alone day. Hell, we'll join
you at a buffet if your Valentine isn't speaking to you,
and we'll even split the check with you. How about that. So, Jimmy,
it's good to have you back, mane. Yeah, nice to
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be here. Is it all kind of coming back to you,
because I mean, you and I did this for forty
years well, you know, through the reconstruction of the upstairs here.
Oh yeah, I mean, oh my god. You hadn't been
here since they gussied up the No, no, no, the
studio looks the same, but everything else looks so different.
How about that Stanley Kubrick lobby. Huh, I just showed it.
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Have you got your hands in it yet?
Speaker 15 (06:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
No? Echo in there. It sounds like a ray gun.
You just go and then be quiet, and he goes.
That's the evil spirit, that's it. That's the evil spirits
that were looking into the shock when you see that.
Speaker 14 (07:00):
Know, I told you I tried to warn him coming
up the elevator. Be ready body.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
In fact, just about every time we have a guest here,
they come in and say y'all. Sure do like red
a lot, because I mean that's have red for your ass?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Showed that Facebook?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Yes, oh yeah, okay, yeah. The rascals don't know what
to think. They just shake their heads. Yeah, they must
not be in your red paint in the whole city.
So let's get ready. Jimmy's gonna help us with Sports
of all sorts and the freaking full of file you
remember doing that? Sure? Okay, yeah, we'll do that, and
then starting at seven o'clock for Valentine's Day, every song
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we play is gonna have the word love in the title.
Oh god, that's so nice. Love can't make you happy? No,
you're not gonna play probably not.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Let's do the morning.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
And welcome back Jimmy with a big rousing showtime Dallas
forst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five on the
Bow and Jim Show. Jimmy is back for the day
on Friday, sitting in for Anna. Yeah. Well, every once
in a while I'll say the bow and Jim chilling,
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Oh wait, no no, and listeners say it all the time.
I know. All right, let's get into Sports of all sorts.
Brought to you by will Height Law Firm, injury lawyers
go to willhidwins dot com. Okay, surprise, surprise, fans in
Montreal booed the US national anthem before the Americans first
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game of the Four Nations face off against Finland last night.
And I bet you can guess why. That's Montreal, you know,
as in Canada, the country that our president wants to
turn into America's fifty first state. Well, those hosers ain't
too happy about that, don't you know. The negative reaction
to the Star Spangled battery came even after the public
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address announcer at Bell Center made announcement asking the crowd
to show respect for the anthems and the players from
either country. Didn't work. Apparently, there was no such reaction
for Finland's national anthem that followed. G you wonder why
fans across Canada have booed the US anthem at NHL
and NBA games after Trump threatened a tariffs against the country,
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prompting backlash from a close neighbor and longtime ally Man
coach Mike Sullivan and his players are proud of Americans,
but did not credit the anthem booing as any sort
of motivation that contributed to the result. By the way,
in case you were wondering about that result, Finland got
hammered by the US six to one. The next US
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game at the tournament is tomorrow night against Canada, don't
you know before play shifts to Boston next week. Dante
Exem he scored a season high twenty seven points, one
short of his career high, and the Dallas Mavericks beat
the Miami Heat won eighteen one to thirteen. Last night,
they won again Hi American Center, first time. Exem has
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led Dallas and scoring in sixty two regular season games
over two seasons. Edwards, on a two way contract, played
a career most forty minutes. The unmanned, undersized Mavericks swept
a home back to back and won for the fourth
time in five games in spite of having eight players
listed on the injury report. Yeah with Kyrie with a
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shoulder spring Klayton Thompson with a spring foot After playing
extensive minutes on Wednesday night, Both teams will come out
on the All Star Break. Playing a week from tonight.
The Mavericks will host a New Orleans their fifth consecutive
home game. Right damn and I watched some replays of
Luca and the Lakers. Yeah. Looka doesn't look happy. We
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said that yesterday. Yeah, yeah, you know, his body language,
expression on his face. My my prediction. I'm thinking, Okay,
he's gonna last this season with the Lakers, then go
back to Europe. That's by European basketball. That's probably I
don't know, I know, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, well,
you're probably right.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
You know, days before this whole deal happened, he closed
supposedly on a thirteen million dollar home.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Yes, yes, close, and then he gets traded without knowing
it out the ultimate Luca injury. All right.
Speaker 14 (11:33):
The Department of Education took another step in advancing Trump's
new transgender policy for sports, asking the NCAA and key
high school sports organizations to restore titles, awards, and records
it says have been quote misappropriated by biological males competing
in female categories end quote. The Department's Office a General
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Council sent a letter requesting the changes to the National
Federation of State High School Associations and the nub A.
By banning transgender athletes from women's in girls sports, the
nc DOUBLEA changed its participation policy to restrict competition in
women's sports to athletes who were female at the time
of birth. The most obvious target for reallocation on the
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college level would come in women swimming, of course, and
we're transgender swimmer Leah Thomas won the national title in
the five hundred yard.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Freestyle in twenty twenty two, So I guess they're gonna
snatch that back, so to speak. So to speak, Yeah, sorry,
I was thinking about a joke. Women's swimming. Yeah, women
swimming won't there. I want to join the women's swim team.
Get suck metal. See. Dallas Cowboys a decision to make
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on one of their best players this offseason. Micah Parsons
is currently slated to play his fifth year option, but
is likely to be extended now. Parsons is not only
the cowboys best player, but one of the best defensive
players in the league. The Athletics John Maschoda predicted that
the Cowboys would end up giving Parsons a four year
deal worth around one hundred and fifty million dollars. That's
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nothing to sneeze at. However, he acknowledged the Cowboys tendency
to wait until late in the offseason to get these
types of deals done. Parsons is a four time Pro
Bowler and two all time All Pro. He has been
the center of the Cowboys defense since his arrival. A
one hundred and fifty million dollar deal would be the
third largest in the league for a defensive player. At
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one hundred and sixty million dollar deal would be second
only to Nick Bosa of the San Francisco Foted nine Ers. Now,
if Jerry drags his feet for too long, another team
could offer him a deal that he can't refuse and
the Cowboys would have to start looking for a player
of his caliber. And good luck with that, yeah right.
Speaking of football, Travis Kelcey and the Kansas City Chiefs
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couldn't secure their third straight championship into the Eagles forty
to twenty in Super Bowl fifty nine. Kelsey finished the
game with four catches for thirty nine yards. However, that
was all in the second half. He didn't get a
single pass in the first half at all. Following the season,
rumors of Kelsey's retirement have started to heat up. It
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is unclear whether the tight end will call it quits,
but he has made it known that it'll be a
tough decision for him and he'll need some time before
he makes a decision, Taylor. What should I do to Taylor?
What would you rather be doing?
Speaker 12 (14:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Right, You've gotta be a backup signer for you?
Speaker 12 (14:37):
Better?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yet, can I be a backup a dancer for it?
The Chiefs don't want to wait that long for Kelsey
to make up his mind, has been reported to the
Kansas City has given Kelsey a deadline of March fourteenth
and fifteenth to make a big career move. Yeah. Kelsey
finished that season with ninety seven catches eight hundred and
twenty three yards. That was his worst statistical output since
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twenty fifteen. So good luck. I had a great contract.
Hell right, will ze last minute contract? Probably.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
It's not often on this show that we have kind
words to throw in the direction of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 14 (15:14):
Mostly it's ball busting on a major Texas level. But
this time around, we want to send a tip of
the hat out to Eagles wide receiver aj Brown and
here's why he has fallen through on his word to
visit the ten year old boy who was critical after
a medical plane crash in Northeast Philly back on the
tenth of the January. The kid was rushed to the
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hospital after his dad said he dived to protect his
sister during the devastating plane crash in northeast Philly that
happened on January thirty. First, the ten year old was
hit by flying metal debris and he had to have
emergency brain surgery to combat it. He was in a
medically induced coma for a good stretch and when Andre
the ten year old kid woke up, he asked if
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he missed the Super Bowl, which he did, and he
was able to watch the Eagles get in there and
kick some ass against the Chiefs, so that made the
kid's day. Brown heard about the boys story while in
New Orleans with the Super Bowl, and he said he
would be playing for the hero boy on Super Bowl Sunday.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Remember Babe Ruth did that for a sick kid. Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 14 (16:18):
Brown also promised to pay the kid a visit when
he gets back to Philly, a promise that he just kept.
So not all Philadelphia Eagles are terrible, just most of them.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I got that right, alright, freaking full final next on
the bow and Jim I should have saying back up
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on that, only I was way too young. Okay, coming up,
we're gonna kick off the Love Show. Every song We'll
have love somewhere in the title. And I've already been
getting a lottery request and I'm gonna get to him.
I promise you. It's such a love message I am.
I'm the love mester. Actually that's Craig Shoemaker. He'll probably
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get me from stealing his bit. I'll stir your drink
from here. Yeah. Now it's time for the freaking full file.
Florida Police, here we go in Florida. We're dispatched to
a Fort Pierce residence in reference to a disturbance in
progress involving a fifty two year old man and fifty
year old Julisa Negron. The victim told police that Negron
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was briefly staying with him while she gathered clothing before
relocating from Puerto Rico to Connecticut to start her life over.
Now that's a stand up thing to do, to let
your ex come over and stay for a couple of
days and get her act together. Well, Miss Negron was
well behaved. A day earlier, she was drinking several alcoholic beverages,
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resulting in her acting disorderly and started arguments about who
he follows on Instagram. Listen if you're broken up with
the guy. It's none of your business. Okay, he's being
nice letting you come over and get you stuff. When
the man warned her that he would call nine to
one won if she didn't stop, she took off all
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her clothes for some reason, then pulled out a recently
used sex toy and beat him over the head with it. Goodness, graciously,
whoa lord? I hope that sex joy was on a
table or in a drawer. Well, never mind. When cops
arrived at the man's home, he warned that Negron was
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inside naked and would quote flash the officers if they
came inside, which she did while being handcuffed and taken
to jail. She even tried to stuck one officer's face
into her bosoms. Oh didn't work. No, sorry, it didn't work.
It wasn't even Taco Tuesday, but oh. Man in Memphis, Sendersley, Oh,
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a man was shot and killed at a taco truck. Now,
that might freak a lot of people out, because taco
truck does a lot of business. However, a customer not
involved in the shooting calmly stepped around the dead body,
walked up to the truck's window, to get himself some tacos. Look, look,
I know, but I'm hungry. That must have been some
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people's mind about stepping around the guy's corps, because three
other customers did the same thing, ignoring this dead guy
laying on there. Well, he's gonna do it. We're gonna
do it. A surveillance footage captured the scene to showing
the first man, who didn't seem to be phased at
all about it, not to mention the other three customers
who did the same thing. The victim was pronounced dead
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at the scene in The Memphis Police Department is investigating
the shooting, but hasn't released any information. Now, this tacos
must have been good, because the footage shows the two
officers who showed up got some tacos before leaving the sea. Yeah,
let's investigator murder and go get some tacos. Hey, we
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got them both at the same place.
Speaker 14 (20:13):
And Memphis is a tough, tough town for crime.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Man, it really is. It's a shame.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
If you're old enough, you remember what being told in
school that you won't always have a calculator with you,
and this is why you have to learn math. You know,
our math class teachers always had that one ready to go,
and there's at least one person who has a calculator
in his head, and it's a really good one. He
now has a multiple record holder at just fourteen years old,
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whoa calculator? Man Arian and Shikula said his first world
record last year by recording the fastest time to mentally
add fifty five digit numbers on a TV show. He
did it in twenty five point one to nine seconds. Yeah, bam,
and he's fourteen fourteen. He also holds the records for
the fastest time to add one hundred four digit numbers,
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two hundred four digit numbers, fifty five digit numbers, divide
a twenty digit number by a ten digit number, multiply
two five digit numbers, and finally multiply two eight digit numbers,
and he did it in seconds. The boy nicknamed the
Human Calculator by Guinness World Records as he practices math
five to six hours a day.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Is he going to be the Secretary of Treasury?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Might as well. He's got to be a better choice.
If that's what his passion is.
Speaker 14 (21:31):
He should keep on keeping on, but he probably should
go far around outside sometimes and enjoy being a fourteen
year old kid.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, he enjoy being a kid. Okay, I love to
talk about radio holes, since that's what we are. Australian
radio host Clint Stanaway recently had a brush with what
he feared was a sexually transmitted disease, but it turned
out to be something entirely different. Now, guys, you can
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probably relate to this. While talking with the Jas and
Laura Morning Show, stand Away talked about almost calling a
doctor after experiencing a severe burning pain in his nether region.
Having never had an STD before, or so he said,
stand Away went into panic mode. He started thinking about
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the women he had sex with and was scared that
he might have caught the clap or something worse. Fortunately,
sanity eventually showed itself and stand Away realized what the
issue was. You ready for this. The day before he
had eaten a bunch of hot wings with the show,
and he forgot to wash his hands before going to
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take a leap. Now, any man who has handled fresh
jilapeno peppers and doesn't wash his hand and goes to
pe you get that burning sensation in your Eurethra Franklin
while that his STD ended up being a really bad
case of Buffalo song, which is that's what the report
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says about it. All right? You ready to start off
the Love Show? Okay? All right? Then all right, that's
coming up on the Ball and Jim Show on Low
Star ninety two five. Yeah, that's the song that Anna
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says sounds like stomach rumbling. What's that word about? Okay?
Def Leppard Love Bites and Jay Giles Band Looking for Love?
All right. We used to see the Jay Giles Band
a lot when we lived in New Orleans. What a
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great live band. Awesome, God, that was so good. Then
everybody he got pissed off at each other. Wait, I
got a call here. Yes, Bowe and Jim Show born. Yes,
we'll call it the bow and Jim Show all day
to day. How about that?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Man?
Speaker 16 (24:16):
I had to have a Jimmy like having part of
the family. Yeah, there's a family reunion.
Speaker 17 (24:23):
Man.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I love y'all. He's our wayward son.
Speaker 16 (24:29):
Alight. I had to call help myself, love you, love
you back.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
That Turtle, that's Turtle, Yeah voice.
Speaker 14 (24:39):
Turtle just came out of retirement after all this time.
Yeah right, yeah, he would.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
He would call on the Ask the Stuff hotline a
while back, But I was you said I had pneumonia.
You talked about that on the air. Yes, yeah, because
I was coming out of a Kroger just recently and
the guy, what, Jim, are you Jim White? Yeah? Okay,
and he said, how's your house? You feel it better? Yeah? Yes,
I am, Thank you very much. Did they hear me
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mention you on the air having new own yours?
Speaker 16 (25:05):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Yeah, I guess so. I guess you talked about it there.
I don't remember what I said yesterday, but if you think.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Yeah, we wished you well, we remember wishing you well
on the show.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Yeah. Absolutely. Okay, more love songs coming up. But since
it's Valentine's Day, here's a little something for you.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Film proudly.
Speaker 17 (25:26):
The history of Valentine's Day. Saint Valentine was a man
decapitated while on the road to Rome. Soldiers then stuck
the head back on the body backwards, and the expression
headed the wrong way. Valentine's Day was first celebrated by
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cannibals in the tropics, who exchange chocolate covered missionary. In Sweden,
young women celebrate by putting on lacey dresses. The men
get hearts on their lapals. Meanwhile, In North America, New England,
grade school children create Valentines using paper and glue. In
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San Francisco, two each his own, Yes, Valentine's Day, A
day of violence, Lacy underfan and Diyffer Dwarfs with bows
and arrows because a Rose, by any other names, Bundy
by fuck.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Hello, it's me, your old pal Cupid.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Follow me as we celebrate this day of love by
passing out Valentine's gifts and cards to each department.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Here we are at the intern's office. Let's see if
they're enjoying Valentine's Day. What's going on?
Speaker 18 (26:55):
Dude, I don't know who's in charge here, but I
found a buttload of THEE and some free pizza cupong.
Speaker 19 (27:02):
Yeah, and look I can speck the.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Air and catch my own snap.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Check it out.
Speaker 18 (27:06):
I did the math and like each bong hit is
a half of college credit.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Goodness, I'm not sure what that was. Let's go to
the program director's office. Surely we can give the gift
of love to him.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh yeah, lady, okay, yeah, you can have the weekend gig. Yeah,
just bunch those up a little ball. Oh hey, guys,
this is the daughter of the automark guy. Say, any
chance of squeezing an extra forty commercials an hour into
your show. Well, listen, I'm scheduling a staff meeting at
four o'clock, so you'll have to drive back to the stage.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
And I hope you don't love dear Lord, that was disturbing.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Well, I'm off to the County jail to see if
I can spread some love there.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
You love her, She loves you, and she's also loved
your best friend, the mailman, and during one impulsive moment,
somebody your dad plays golf.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Hey play through make it a hole in one.
Speaker 12 (28:06):
She's a loving person and she's given you so much,
so often this Valentine's Day, Why not give her something
that says how much you understand what she's given. You
give her the all new STD Bouquet. The STD bouquet
is sure to ignite her burning passion, or at least
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a burning sensation. The STD Bouquet the one gift she'll
have long after this Valentine's Day is over.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Come on with.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Yeah, I've done fooled around and stepped in a big pile.
All right, there's another song with love in the title.
Because you're full of love. I am soul full, I'm
oozing with love, Oh God, out of every single pore
that could be an infection. Yeah it really Yeah, go
see doctor. Okay. Now, coming up about a half hour,
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we have tickets to the Outlaw Music Festivals Willie Nelson,
Bob Dylan, and a whole bunch of other people that
we don't know yet, but we'll find out and pass
it along. It man, that's July fifth at Dozeki's Pavilion. Now,
in order to win those Outlaw tickets, you're going to
have to identify a montage and you've got to count
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how many times you hear the word Valentine or love
in any form, loves, lovely, love you anything, Okay, And
I'll give you one either way, one high or one low. Okay.
I'll just warn you there's a bunch of so you'll
have to pay attention. Also, I got some facts about
Valentine's Day which might be interested in. Okay, But now
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we we got a request for Ninja and the Connie
Shong Valentine's Der.
Speaker 19 (30:02):
Sure, why not watch the Sword your Way straight any time,
any time at us?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
What Ninja ooya here to ask her for your help?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Please?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
What prazyr, help of us?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
What is it? What is you know?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
How Ninja get every year about this time?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Oh no, not her again?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
What Ninja? Rub sick?
Speaker 19 (30:29):
Don't do depths and the pits of achy break your heart?
Ninja ever revery very rough, been wrong to another?
Speaker 18 (30:40):
She not know?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Rub, have you had even know? I exist?
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Oh no?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
She only wonder girls for Nina and can never have.
Ninja not want to God?
Speaker 6 (30:54):
What the dagger? Ninja? Ninja? She's married? Okay, she's married.
Look stop pining over Connie Chong?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Will you he spuck her name?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
I did I hear her name?
Speaker 19 (31:07):
It's like a symphony, like like a bird of singing
the tweet tweets both of us.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
What you'll help? A huh help?
Speaker 19 (31:14):
How Nika varentine professor my undying rove? Yeah you will
hold this piece, read the paper? What hold the record?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Want to move a muscle?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
B of us?
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Hey?
Speaker 19 (31:32):
Ho to move Mike the roost finger all worse, hold
the very steep.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Be careful, be careful. We are a cupid with a
heart on a heart on his head.
Speaker 16 (31:48):
Of us?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
You thinker she want the race?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Oh yeah, challenger to a fifty yard dash. Nothing says
love like that.
Speaker 19 (31:55):
No no, no, no no no, race race, fiery stuff around
the heade.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Hello, lu you hold a white piece of peaper.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Again hold the steel. Oh beauty, oh beautiful.
Speaker 19 (32:15):
This iriqa now chump chp found and pen here here
here take this water, revenant, dear, can you jong when
they think about you?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You give it too?
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Oh yeah, next time I run into her, met it
for you.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Pop in the fresh.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Mory Pulvitch is who she's married to?
Speaker 19 (32:41):
You dug me for a long time. Hi, fighter for her.
I take you and steer a cage, but you covered.
Take the kick and crack, crack you feel and enjoy.
Okay in the river now, canny, I.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Only remain for you.
Speaker 19 (32:58):
Wish you could see.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
So what do you think? Women a mistake or did
he do it to us on purpose? I didn't get
it in an elevator. Get it wherever you can? You
you are, I did too an Imperial House hotel where
our radio station used to be. Yes, stop the stop
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it between floors and all right, I'm playing innocent.
Speaker 14 (33:38):
I did it too, okay, radio station, elevator A long time.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
We're confessing way too much to you guys. Here, Oh,
somebody wants to stay hi to you, you know, okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 16 (33:52):
I would just like to say good morning to my
Voyd him.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
It's Matt the cat call.
Speaker 16 (33:58):
Hey man me, how are you? How's everything going?
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Hey? Everything going? Peaches and cream?
Speaker 16 (34:05):
Peaches and cream.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
I don't want to know where the cream comes from,
or I could have said peaches and herb.
Speaker 16 (34:10):
But ye, there's dating yourself, Jimmy.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
I don't care if I date myself anymore. No, that's
just what I have. When you get our age, you
always date yourself, whether you realize it or not.
Speaker 16 (34:24):
Nobody else will dates you, right.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
That's right, sad.
Speaker 16 (34:30):
But I just wanted to say, hey, Jimmy, good to
hear you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
I appreciate it. Thank you, man.
Speaker 16 (34:35):
Talk to you later on kids.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
Here is cat e a body now Annabelle. The reason
Jimmy is here is because Annabelle is in Mexico City,
probably nursing a hangover right about. That's a family reunion, right,
and a family reunion, and that's why Jimmy is here.
And normally we do hey, Anna, what's happening at this time?
So we got a different version of let's find out
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what's going on? As time for Hey, Jinny, what what's the.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Skinny things to do this weekend?
Speaker 6 (35:06):
All right, it's Valentine's Day. So if you didn't make
any reservations at your favorite restaurant, yeah, you're on a luck.
Some other things to do though, Live music to check
out tonight at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas, Las Lonely Boys,
those guys are good. H Tonight at Lakacy Hall and
Plain Old The Eagles tribute band Desperado very good at
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the Music Hall at Fair Park in Dallas. Tomorrow My Valentine,
Robin and I are going to go see Howard Jones
and ABC. They're still together. I like ABC. I really
do the Granada Theater. If you like Frank Sinatra, then
you'll like Ricky Derek's Valentine's Day show. Ricky Derek's really good.
(35:52):
You know, if you haven't seen the show, does he
sound like oh yeah, oh yeah, oh he does that
Frank Sinatra and twenty Bennuttes stuff. Right.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
The Broadway Music ain't too proud the Life and Times.
So the Temptations at Best Performance Music Hall at Fort Worth.
That's tonight through Sunday. It should be a good show.
There and if you're one of those people who are
fascinated by Titanic. Titanic the exhibition opens today in North
Dallas at Pepper Square at fourteen nine oh two Preston Road.
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It's an immersive experience, original artifacts, stunning ship recreations, a
virtual reality journey to Titanic's final resting breaks. Okay, aren't
you going to the press thing today on that? I am.
Speaker 14 (36:36):
I got a media invitation to go in there and
be one of the first to take photos and video inside.
So I'll bring that to the lone Star Facebook page.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
Yes, very nice. So that's my friend. Some of the
things that's going on this Valentine's Day weekend. Face Jim,
You're welcome. Oh, you're welcome.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Classic Classic Rocks, a little cutting it up too with
them on lone Star nine.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Dallas host Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Y'all know BB King was my main Oh I know,
I know, of course I have to play that song
when it's all love songs on Valentine's Day. We got
some other stuff playing for you. But now let's give
away those tickets to the Outlaw Music Festival. Willie Nelson,
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Bob Dylan a bunch of other people. And that's the
good news. The bad news is you're gonna have to
count in a montage here. Okay, I'm surprised that you're
not naming the Outlaws and the Clayton Gangs. That would
have been a good idea, but it's too late now,
too late, Okay. So I have a Valentine's montage, and
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you have to count anytime you hear the word Valentine
or Valentine's Day, and anytime you hear any form of
the word love, like lovely, love you you know, anything
like that, okay, love, sick, whatever it is, and uh
like I always do. I'll give you one either way,
if you're one too high or one too low, I'll
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give it to you. Now, you guys, I want you
to check this out, and you try to okay, Okay,
all right, write your answer down on a piece of
pepa and listen. Okay you ready, ready, listen and pay attention.
Valentines and love, would you.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
Bring my Valentine?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
I'll be your galentime.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Well, I have kissed over four wonders.
Speaker 20 (38:29):
I'm a love.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
Im and say Valentine Day.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I got a Valentine Day kind of creeped me out.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
It seemed really inappropriate for my proctology. Oh what was
the last time he made out with your girls at once?
It's just this whole day. It's like an evil.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
Conspiracy created by the greeting card people on the flower
people and the candy people are supposed to be in
love with.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Me specifically, it was the busiest place you and your
husband ever made.
Speaker 21 (39:04):
Whoopee?
Speaker 6 (39:20):
Would you bring my Valentine?
Speaker 11 (39:21):
I love you people, I always love you.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
A healthy way. I'm gonna give you another time when
I see you.
Speaker 22 (39:31):
Baby dog got your little up the same Valentine's dage.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
I think I love you. My buddings are tingling. I
love you. I've always loved you. I love this girl,
love you. I love people as long as they're not harry.
Speaker 10 (39:53):
I love.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
If you love me, you'll kill me. Many Me loves Chocolate.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I we're making love.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Now, shut up and maybe he'll love you. If you
really love me, you'll say my light no. But I
know what love is.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
You know what I love you.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
I'm done with great love. I'm back to grey Lover.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
You are now in charge of Mini Me Loves Chocolate.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Have you ever made love to two women at the
same time. Okay, oh me, I know I didn't. I
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didn't say it'd be easy. No, it wasn't. Now count
them up. Count how many times you heard Valentine's or
any form of the word love, lovers, love, lord or
anything like that. Am I closees bo Let me see.
Uh you're too low. Damn you're too low. You got it, Jimmy, Jimmy,
(41:28):
let's see, Yeah, Jimmy would have got I would have
got it way off, because I give you one either way.
I was just marking anyway. I think they said it. Okay,
well you did it. Okay, let's give the rescue time
to count him up. All well, it would have been
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easier without laws. It would have been a lot. Word well,
I would love to tear your praying up today, all right?
Two one four or eight one seven, seventy eighty seven
one two five? Okay, Okay, you only got you got
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way too.
Speaker 14 (42:10):
I don't know where I went wrong, but I thought
I was right on top of it.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
But I was way under your failure. Weren't way under.
You were just under enough to where you wouldn't wound
if you talk. I failed at love again in my life. Dammit. Yeah,
it happens all the time. All right, let's go to
the phone now, all right, bun jam show. All right,
how many did you hear? Forty eight? Forty eight? My god,
(42:37):
that's a winner. It was it was forty nine. Oh jimmy,
it was one too high. Yeah, you were way too
was forty four? I had fifty? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
did great. Way to go man. Who is this?
Speaker 9 (42:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (42:53):
It's this stay from bottom steam. Well, I remember we
played bottom and football one time.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
They smoked us.
Speaker 6 (43:02):
All right, Steve, hang on just a minute. We gotta
get some information for you. I thank you, Dave, hold on, Dave.
All right, we got some more love the spread for
you coming.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Up on the ball.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
And then jone. Yeah, love will kick your ass when
you're least expecting it, won't it. Yes, it will. By
the way, another today is in order for Jimmy.
Speaker 9 (43:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
Who's here. It's been fun for Anna while Anna is
at her little family reunion there. See it's it's, you know,
like riding a bike. You come in here and you're
just as good as you ever were when you left.
So what I've been doing doing lately is uh going
to pulmonary rehab because I had pneumonia. Oh and my doctor,
(43:53):
doctor Raza, I said, you know, why don't you try
pulmonary rehab? And I go every Tuesday and Thursday at
the Baylor Scott White Cardiac Pulmonary Rehab Center in Plaino's Baylor,
Scott and White that helped with my rehab after I
screwed up my knees, all right. And so one of
the the rehab people that helped me out there found
(44:13):
out that she went to base camp at Mount Everest.
Why know it's at Mount Everest? Why no, It's incredible.
She was showing me pictures yesterday of her and her
husband at base camp of Mount Everest. They do things
for you know, they help people out and but a
lot of people out there. I didn't think you had
(44:34):
to go all the way to Mount Everest become poll monologists.
But it's cool. You know, good people there. If they
thank them for helping me out here, Okay, we got
a bunch more love songs to play for you, Oh
you do. I know a lot of lonely people are
looking for love this time of year. But if your
social media suitor seems to be too good to be true,
(44:56):
well it probably is, and it's probably a scam. Facebook
and Instagram parent company meta platforms are urging users to
stay viligant about romance scams ahead of today, which is
Valentine's Day, warning of unsolicited messages through its apps, other
social media platforms, as well as general text messages. Scammers
(45:18):
tend to describe themselves as attractive, single, and successful. They
often claim to have military, medical, or business backgrounds, with
photos either stolen from real people's accounts are generated through
artificial intelligence. Hey I don't get us man. Initially, messages
are sent to a large pool of people in hopes
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of getting a response. A scammer that builds trust over
a period of time before they ask the target for money,
either by claiming hardship or offering investment opportunities, usually in cryptocurrency,
lead that stuff alone. Requests for money, whether in the
form of gift cards or payment apps, should be treated
with skepticism and should stop communication with those people immediately
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as soon as he realized I think I'm getting scaled.
I love you. Would you just send me some money?
Remember Keanu Reeves scammed this guy that pretended he was
Keanu Reeves said he needed money for a treatment in
the hospital. Is you okay? Here's twenty thousand dollars. And
the same thing happened with a Brad Pitt scammer, and
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she fell for.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
It twice, Yes twice.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
I thought I was just like him. I thought I
was sending my money for my favorite actor. Jeez. And occasionally,
you know, Valentine's Day just doesn't work out, and you
realize that maybe she's not the woman she pretends to be.
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Got a song about it. Here, right here, here go.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
I'm standing on the front porch with a box full
of chocolate. It's two dozen rows. She is Happy Valentine's Day.
Bring a doorbell, but there's no answer. Is she in
the Shower'll go in anyway. She's my first old friend,
and that's okay.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Happy Valentine's Day. She loves all of my friends.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
What can I say, Happy Valentine's Day? Walking through the
front door cast a surprise her. I can't find her.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
She's gotta be somewhere here.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Loud noise sounds kind of like an elephant.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
Then all I can hear is geez everything.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
What can I say Happy Valentine's Day? I'm standing in
her bedroom. My heart's beating faster ass up in the air.
Who is this bastard humping my honey? There's a lot
of money on the night stand. I'm feeling kind of funny,
always kind of wondered why she made me pay Happy
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Valentine's Day. I'm gun a puke.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
I can't help but because he looks up and says.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
Do you want to join us?
Speaker 4 (48:00):
I'm standing in a cold cell and nothing but my aunties.
Double homicide for trying to leave my honey. He ran
for the door, caught him with it too, by four
right across the forehead.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Now they're both at twenty years to life.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
Is making me real?
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Moral of the story is never dated, A dirty, filthy lion, cheating,
street walking hard. She was everything one can I say,
Happy Valentine's.
Speaker 6 (48:27):
Day, just like the song we just played love her. Yeah.
Occasionally we have to throw in an anti Valentine's Day song,
Thank you bo, because love show steak sometime, damn girl,
take a shower, god stake at least run through a
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sprinkler something.
Speaker 14 (48:49):
Do you guys have a favorite breakup song in your repertoire?
Speaker 6 (48:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (48:55):
Love STINKX was a big one for me when I
was in my twenties. I remember that he go I
love Elvish song.
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Oh yeah, you owe the good when Jimmy was here,
he's gonna make an Elvis record, of course, start schrecking.
Elvis coming your way today. And we missed you. On
January eighth, the King's birthday, Man, I was watching TV.
There had all kinds of Elvis movies on clam Bake
(49:23):
and Girls, Girls, Girls Girls, Oh god, that was terrible movie.
He was the one where he was a helicopter pilot.
Speaker 12 (49:36):
What was that.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
He was a helicopter Okay, I don't remember. I'm not
going to lose any sleep over the fact he was
a boxer.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
He was was a kid.
Speaker 6 (49:46):
Gallahad kid gallahad My god. Okay, yeah, we know love
stinks sometimes, Okay, yep. And guess what. I I have
the perfect song to drive that on. All ready, Ready,
Ready or not? It come?
Speaker 3 (50:06):
I made love to you all nine long.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
Then I gotta to write you a song.
Speaker 18 (50:17):
I watched a sleep ben The fell in love must
have been sent from heaven above. Don't think you could
never do no wrong? Then you farted, Oh maybe farted.
(50:39):
First I thought that it was kind of cute. I
suppressed a smile, and I heard your girl of poop poop.
But then the smell came a woten by crawling, a
little tear drop to my eye. Think that I'll go
sleep out on the couch.
Speaker 6 (50:57):
I caught you farted.
Speaker 18 (51:02):
It can make milk kurdle, make your skin crawl, make
the paint peel off for the wall, the water to
sleep under them covers no morse. The hot winds blew
from out your back door. Baby, it sure has been
a gas, but something up and died inside your house.
Speaker 6 (51:28):
The sharers hell. And my name is Steven.
Speaker 18 (51:31):
It's about time that I got even get ready for
the magic eye.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
I'm about to pass.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
My pants.
Speaker 13 (51:44):
Last year, you tried to impress the girl who had
everything by naming a star after her at the National
Star Registry. This Valentine's Day, one up yourself by naming
a spontaneous sulfur cloud after the one you love with
a National Bodily Fununction Registry.
Speaker 6 (52:03):
Honey, babe, I'm naming that one after you.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
You too, love me?
Speaker 13 (52:09):
Simply register your best Flagelen's and your lady's name will
be printed on a certificate to show her that it's
truly one of a kind. I love you the National
Bodily Function Registry. Finally a gift that's truly a breath
of fresh air.
Speaker 6 (52:24):
Octot you little steaks in the elmer. You're gonna talk
ditty to your dollars? Yeah, I loved in TANGI. Oh,
I'm sorry? Are we back on it?
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Back on the broat?
Speaker 6 (52:44):
Okay? Dallas? What worst classic rock loans? Starr ninety two five.
By the way, somebody wants to say hi again? Well Hi,
you start that elbow stuff. Go ahead?
Speaker 16 (52:53):
Oh yeah, you hold other jolly donuts. Uh.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Way, I was in the blue.
Speaker 16 (53:00):
I'm not off the helicopter pilot.
Speaker 6 (53:02):
Oh man, I see what you started.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
See what you started?
Speaker 6 (53:05):
Jimmy, damn it? Oh man? Yeah, Hey boys, this Wolverine.
Hey y'all do it? Hey Wolverine, how you been all right?
Speaker 12 (53:13):
Man?
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Just plugging a loan, just getting loaded all day long?
Speaker 6 (53:18):
That sounds like a full day, does it? Sounds like
a good weekend coming up? Well, damnit, I'm glad you
called there, Wolverine. Oh, thank you, thank you for much. TC.
That's a good Elvis very much. Yuh late birthday there,
jim Oh, Jimmy's birthday is not until May. Yeah. Oh,
I thought he said birthday was the other Oh no, no, no, no, oh,
(53:40):
my mistake, my mistake. All right, boys, y'all have a
good show, right, well we will for the next thirty
nine minutes anyway, Wait for those pills, yes right, dam
Elvis and a toilet. Don't bump your head on the toilet.
Never die with your pants around your ankles. People will
(54:01):
never forget it. By the way, let me just tell
you what we're giving away next week. Seven fifty tickets
to see Sticks. They're coming back. They're like our house
band because they come here all the time. They're good
to us. Friday, August first at Doseki's Pavilion and then
at eight forty in the ticket window a four pack
of tickets to super Cross at at and T Stadium.
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That'll be on Saturday the twenty second, which would be
a week from tomorrow. Do you'll see who's playing with
Sticks on that bill. Yeah, it's Kevin Cronin of Ario
Speedwagon and Don Felder Donder Don Felder I just read
had a little episode. He was playing on a cruise
and he got all faint and he got on and
(54:45):
he had to walk off. I hope the ball because
maybe that's I don't know, but Don Felder is a
great guy. Oh yeah, great show. Yeah to see him play. Well,
let's talk about time way, so you feel up to it, Jimmy, Yeah, yeah,
And there are a few that you can check out.
In fact, Jeff Ka, I think last week had a
(55:08):
special watching party to see the led Zeppelin documentary Becoming
led Zeppelin. He had a bunch of lone star listeners
went to see that advanced screening and in fact it
opens up today nationwide. The film has been really overwhelming
for led Zeppelin fans that really love it. In fact,
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Robert Plant has been talking about it. Becoming led Zeppelin
tells the story of the band's beginning through their second album,
led Zeppelin two. It features all three living members talking
about growing up while they were in England, and Robert
Plant has this segment from the film.
Speaker 20 (55:46):
I grew up in the West Midlands. My father's bloodline
is from that, and my mother's side of the family
Roman a Gypsy. My childhood was very sheltered until my
parents sent me to a big school in the big
town studying to be a charted accountant. I mean, not
really dug a lot of what was going on.
Speaker 21 (56:07):
It's school, but when little Richard appeared was so provocative
and all consuming and hypnotic, and it kind of knocked
everything else out of water.
Speaker 6 (56:17):
I mean, that was it. The syringe was in the army. Okay,
but now I'm going back to counting my million. Yeah right, Hey,
there's a biopic of the Scorpions Wind of Change that's
set to go in front of the cameras later this year.
In fact, singer Klaus I said that on a fans
(56:38):
website that the starting of the film will be in
just a few months. But right now they're working on
a script and working on actors to find the right
character who will play in the band. Well, and we
have something for you too. On the page, David Coverdale
White Snake has a video wishing his fans a happy Valiantine.
(57:00):
You can check it out on the video page at
load start ninety two five dot com as a beautiful
vein we know, well, we have thrown so much love
at you you'll probably have a sweet taste in your mouth. Yeah,
(57:22):
what is fun doing the Valentine showcase? Yeah? I remember
that song that had love in the title. Oh by
the way before we go. Yeah, a guy named Mike
Dixon sent me this and said, be sure you play
this for Jimmy while he's here. You ready, Oh, okay,
Here it goes engineering.
Speaker 15 (57:39):
Here, we got a subspace anomaly at Gravitan Poles. We
got a catastrophic bagnastic psycho result inertial dampener has just
went offline. And that's a ten hour job, but we'll
do it at five. I need a cryosentsor hyperspent on
newtween our probe. And if the's a compensator for the
warp metafolds, Cargo Bay three's on the vergical lapse, it's
got more subspace fleux than the delphic expanse. I'm going
to temporarily reverse the polarity of this module to monitor
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ofctronic prosparities. But we gotta find the source of that
plasma leak or we're looking at a possible warp court
breach man. I was gonna hit ten forward tonight, I told,
and I'd be by to try the rise in the light.
But I'm stuck in engineering and I can't be surprised
because it's just another day on the.
Speaker 6 (58:14):
Inner pros.
Speaker 5 (58:17):
Star Trek ramp.
Speaker 6 (58:18):
I love it. No girls are hot, man, I like
nerd girls. I love the nerd girls. By the way.
Speaker 16 (58:26):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (58:27):
Email from Seth J says, if you really want to
give your valentine something that will get you laid, get
her a carton of eggs. You might have to take
out a second mortgage to get them. But I went
to your story and the egg was everything was full. Yeah,
the more expensive. I didn't look. I think going away.
(58:52):
Don't buy eggs. Oh, I know you don't. God, no,
a big can for long, Jim, Thank you, Thank you
for fun day. Do you want to stick around for
the after show real quick?
Speaker 16 (59:05):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (59:06):
Sure, yeah, all can tune in on our Facebook page
and see Jimmy and wave at it. That's right.
Speaker 14 (59:11):
We're gonna take some more calls. We've been taking. Uh,
we love you Jimmy calls all morning long. This will
be your last chance to say hello to Jim before
we call it for the weekend.
Speaker 6 (59:20):
Well, it has been fun, and it has been We're
gonna stick around for a little while. Thank you my brother.
Thanks for my brother. All right, we'll see you on Monday. Oh,
Monday's a holiday, but we're working anyway because the show
must go on. See you by, have a great weekend
by
Blooming specter of Valentine's Day fast approaching.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The Food and Drug Administration protects the American public by
recalling dangerous candy products before they can cause any harm.
That means our warehouse is chalk full of unsaved candy's
unfit for human consumption.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
And they ball gotta go just in time for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
That's why it's the FDA's contaminated candy blowed.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
This Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Show her how you really feel.
Speaker 7 (00:27):
Hey, Nothing says I Love you like an expired blasts
of three muskrat bars, milk deads, four tez rolls.
Speaker 6 (00:33):
If the FDA's contaminated candy.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Blowout doesn't stop there, your.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Special someone will never forget this Valentine's Day after just
one taste of a ky why jellybean, a catbox granola
bar for our patented turkey tabby.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Last, but not least, at the.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
FAA's contaminated candy blow up argan table, you'll find last
minute deals that we'll have you performing in the last
lights over your sweetheart, like filmy hairs, to juicular bees
and Thes's peanut butter cups.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's never too late to do pretty good invitation.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Of somebody who cares well saving big box and taking
big chances at the pas contaminated candy boots?
Speaker 8 (01:08):
Did you forget to buy a Valentine's Day gift because
you were too focused on the Super Bowl? Introducing the
stuff around the house. Valentine's Day kid will overnight you
a box and you just put something random from around
the house and give it to her.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Here go, sweetie, Happy Valentine's Day. Oh honey, you shouldn't
have wait. Is this our frying pan now and your
chief set. It's very special to me and I want
you to have it. I love you is my car keys,
So I want to do some kissing. Now the stuff
around the house.
Speaker 8 (01:37):
Valentine's Day kid, show her you care about her, just
not enough to buy her something before the super Bowl?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Order now you.
Speaker 9 (01:43):
Got you plant and say Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
My wife says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day,
So I'm off the hook, right, would you be my Valentine?
I hooked up with her on February thirteen. You're Valentine's here.
I got a Valentine Dad. It kind of creaked me out.
It seemed really inappropriate for my proctologists that sometimes loves shouldn't.
Speaker 10 (01:59):
Be happy Valentine's Day, And guess what it's all so Frieda, I.
Speaker 9 (02:17):
Love that woman with a firate passion that conshows my should.
Speaker 11 (02:23):
I love you people, I have always loved you in
a very held you away.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I love you. I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
I met you will before the day is over. He
loves me, supposed to be in love with me.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
You love them?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Well, get ready, because it's been too long since he
has graced that chair over there. Say hello to long
jim Why them about it?
Speaker 9 (03:10):
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah, like some of those Reese's pieces, bars Ky jelly bean,
Uy jelly bean, that's a staple at Valentine's Day. Thanks
for Anna for dropping off his little heart here. And
some valentine Day camps. Oh yeah, yeah, we got some
snickers laying everywhere. Yeah, she's decorated for you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (03:33):
Now.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Now, I see Jimmy every once in a while. This
is the first time in a while that you've actually
been on the show and sat in the chair that
you used to always sity. I know it's still warm. Well,
that's because Anna farks a lot, so it stays warm.
Poor little Mexican jumping beans.
Speaker 12 (03:55):
She is.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
You know what little Mexican jumping bean look looks like
a boy's today? Yes it is. This place is full
of testosterone. Get years to watch it out. Well, good
to have you back, Jimmy. In fact, a rascuele sent
something for me to play for you, and I'll play
it later. Oh okay, but now, Yes, it is Valentine's Day.
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It originated as a Western crencht and feast day, honoring
a satan name Valentine. Symbols associated with to day are
heart shaped outlines, doves, and the figure of a winged
cupid about to shoot his arrow overlove at somebody. National
Ferris Wheel Day. Okay, take your sweetie to Grand Escape
in the colony and take a ride. You can both
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write each other while it's spending, if you're careful not
to get noticed. Palermnanti.
Speaker 13 (04:46):
Hey, here's one.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
It's call in single Day. I guess it encourages singles
to set aside time for themselves and their love lives.
I don't know if that means you can call you John,
say listen, man, I can't come in today because nobody's
going to foot cut. Sometimes it's better to be single
than get involved with a total psycho, which some of
you can all think about. It's Read to your Child Day,
(05:11):
Oh okay, and as long as it's not one of
those magazines with all the naked pictures that's in daddy's
top dresser drawer. Those are for daddies alone. Time. Wait
a minute, It's National organ Donor Day, all right, hey,
before you put me in the ground, you can take
all the guts you want out of me, but only
until then, okay, okay. And it's National Have a Heart Day,
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so if you ain't got one, you'll be harvesting your
organs today too. You gotta have heart. You're gotta have heart.
Frederick Douglas Day, nineteenth century abolitionist who is one of
the most prominent African American leaders of its time. It
is believed that Douglas was born on this date in
eighteen eighteen, although his exact birthday is unknown, but it's
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somewhere close to now.
Speaker 14 (05:56):
Okay, a little bit more Georgia history res in Georgia
History the Other Day.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
With Oglethorp Remember ogle thor Yes Oglethorpe Day. It was
the name of a guy who founded the state of Georgia.
And it's no one eats alone day. Hell, we'll join
you at a buffet if your Valentine isn't speaking to you,
and we'll even split the check with you. How about that. So, Jimmy,
it's good to have you back, mane. Yeah, nice to
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be here. Is it all kind of coming back to you,
because I mean, you and I did this for forty
years well, you know, through the reconstruction of the upstairs here.
Oh yeah, I mean, oh my god. You hadn't been
here since they gussied up the No, no, no, the
studio looks the same, but everything else looks so different.
How about that Stanley Kubrick lobby. Huh, I just showed it.
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Have you got your hands in it yet?
Speaker 15 (06:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
No? Echo in there. It sounds like a ray gun.
You just go and then be quiet, and he goes.
That's the evil spirit, that's it. That's the evil spirits
that were looking into the shock when you see that.
Speaker 14 (07:00):
Know, I told you I tried to warn him coming
up the elevator. Be ready body.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
In fact, just about every time we have a guest here,
they come in and say y'all. Sure do like red
a lot, because I mean that's have red for your ass?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Showed that Facebook?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Yes, oh yeah, okay, yeah. The rascals don't know what
to think. They just shake their heads. Yeah, they must
not be in your red paint in the whole city.
So let's get ready. Jimmy's gonna help us with Sports
of all sorts and the freaking full of file you
remember doing that? Sure? Okay, yeah, we'll do that, and
then starting at seven o'clock for Valentine's Day, every song
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we play is gonna have the word love in the title.
Oh god, that's so nice. Love can't make you happy? No,
you're not gonna play probably not.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Let's do the morning.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
And welcome back Jimmy with a big rousing showtime Dallas
forst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five on the
Bow and Jim Show. Jimmy is back for the day
on Friday, sitting in for Anna. Yeah. Well, every once
in a while I'll say the bow and Jim chilling,
(08:22):
Oh wait, no no, and listeners say it all the time.
I know. All right, let's get into Sports of all sorts.
Brought to you by will Height Law Firm, injury lawyers
go to willhidwins dot com. Okay, surprise, surprise, fans in
Montreal booed the US national anthem before the Americans first
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game of the Four Nations face off against Finland last night.
And I bet you can guess why. That's Montreal, you know,
as in Canada, the country that our president wants to
turn into America's fifty first state. Well, those hosers ain't
too happy about that, don't you know. The negative reaction
to the Star Spangled battery came even after the public
(09:06):
address announcer at Bell Center made announcement asking the crowd
to show respect for the anthems and the players from
either country. Didn't work. Apparently, there was no such reaction
for Finland's national anthem that followed. G you wonder why
fans across Canada have booed the US anthem at NHL
and NBA games after Trump threatened a tariffs against the country,
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prompting backlash from a close neighbor and longtime ally Man
coach Mike Sullivan and his players are proud of Americans,
but did not credit the anthem booing as any sort
of motivation that contributed to the result. By the way,
in case you were wondering about that result, Finland got
hammered by the US six to one. The next US
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game at the tournament is tomorrow night against Canada, don't
you know before play shifts to Boston next week. Dante
Exem he scored a season high twenty seven points, one
short of his career high, and the Dallas Mavericks beat
the Miami Heat won eighteen one to thirteen. Last night,
they won again Hi American Center, first time. Exem has
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led Dallas and scoring in sixty two regular season games
over two seasons. Edwards, on a two way contract, played
a career most forty minutes. The unmanned, undersized Mavericks swept
a home back to back and won for the fourth
time in five games in spite of having eight players
listed on the injury report. Yeah with Kyrie with a
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shoulder spring Klayton Thompson with a spring foot After playing
extensive minutes on Wednesday night, Both teams will come out
on the All Star Break. Playing a week from tonight.
The Mavericks will host a New Orleans their fifth consecutive
home game. Right damn and I watched some replays of
Luca and the Lakers. Yeah. Looka doesn't look happy. We
(10:58):
said that yesterday. Yeah, yeah, you know, his body language,
expression on his face. My my prediction. I'm thinking, Okay,
he's gonna last this season with the Lakers, then go
back to Europe. That's by European basketball. That's probably I
don't know, I know, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, well,
you're probably right.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
You know, days before this whole deal happened, he closed
supposedly on a thirteen million dollar home.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Yes, yes, close, and then he gets traded without knowing
it out the ultimate Luca injury. All right.
Speaker 14 (11:33):
The Department of Education took another step in advancing Trump's
new transgender policy for sports, asking the NCAA and key
high school sports organizations to restore titles, awards, and records
it says have been quote misappropriated by biological males competing
in female categories end quote. The Department's Office a General
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Council sent a letter requesting the changes to the National
Federation of State High School Associations and the nub A.
By banning transgender athletes from women's in girls sports, the
nc DOUBLEA changed its participation policy to restrict competition in
women's sports to athletes who were female at the time
of birth. The most obvious target for reallocation on the
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college level would come in women swimming, of course, and
we're transgender swimmer Leah Thomas won the national title in
the five hundred yard.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Freestyle in twenty twenty two, So I guess they're gonna
snatch that back, so to speak. So to speak, Yeah, sorry,
I was thinking about a joke. Women's swimming. Yeah, women
swimming won't there. I want to join the women's swim team.
Get suck metal. See. Dallas Cowboys a decision to make
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on one of their best players this offseason. Micah Parsons
is currently slated to play his fifth year option, but
is likely to be extended now. Parsons is not only
the cowboys best player, but one of the best defensive
players in the league. The Athletics John Maschoda predicted that
the Cowboys would end up giving Parsons a four year
deal worth around one hundred and fifty million dollars. That's
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nothing to sneeze at. However, he acknowledged the Cowboys tendency
to wait until late in the offseason to get these
types of deals done. Parsons is a four time Pro
Bowler and two all time All Pro. He has been
the center of the Cowboys defense since his arrival. A
one hundred and fifty million dollar deal would be the
third largest in the league for a defensive player. At
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one hundred and sixty million dollar deal would be second
only to Nick Bosa of the San Francisco Foted nine Ers. Now,
if Jerry drags his feet for too long, another team
could offer him a deal that he can't refuse and
the Cowboys would have to start looking for a player
of his caliber. And good luck with that, yeah right.
Speaking of football, Travis Kelcey and the Kansas City Chiefs
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couldn't secure their third straight championship into the Eagles forty
to twenty in Super Bowl fifty nine. Kelsey finished the
game with four catches for thirty nine yards. However, that
was all in the second half. He didn't get a
single pass in the first half at all. Following the season,
rumors of Kelsey's retirement have started to heat up. It
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is unclear whether the tight end will call it quits,
but he has made it known that it'll be a
tough decision for him and he'll need some time before
he makes a decision, Taylor. What should I do to Taylor?
What would you rather be doing?
Speaker 12 (14:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Right, You've gotta be a backup signer for you?
Speaker 12 (14:37):
Better?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yet, can I be a backup a dancer for it?
The Chiefs don't want to wait that long for Kelsey
to make up his mind, has been reported to the
Kansas City has given Kelsey a deadline of March fourteenth
and fifteenth to make a big career move. Yeah. Kelsey
finished that season with ninety seven catches eight hundred and
twenty three yards. That was his worst statistical output since
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twenty fifteen. So good luck. I had a great contract.
Hell right, will ze last minute contract? Probably.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
It's not often on this show that we have kind
words to throw in the direction of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 14 (15:14):
Mostly it's ball busting on a major Texas level. But
this time around, we want to send a tip of
the hat out to Eagles wide receiver aj Brown and
here's why he has fallen through on his word to
visit the ten year old boy who was critical after
a medical plane crash in Northeast Philly back on the
tenth of the January. The kid was rushed to the
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hospital after his dad said he dived to protect his
sister during the devastating plane crash in northeast Philly that
happened on January thirty. First, the ten year old was
hit by flying metal debris and he had to have
emergency brain surgery to combat it. He was in a
medically induced coma for a good stretch and when Andre
the ten year old kid woke up, he asked if
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he missed the Super Bowl, which he did, and he
was able to watch the Eagles get in there and
kick some ass against the Chiefs, so that made the
kid's day. Brown heard about the boys story while in
New Orleans with the Super Bowl, and he said he
would be playing for the hero boy on Super Bowl Sunday.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Remember Babe Ruth did that for a sick kid. Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 14 (16:18):
Brown also promised to pay the kid a visit when
he gets back to Philly, a promise that he just kept.
So not all Philadelphia Eagles are terrible, just most of them.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I got that right, alright, freaking full final next on
the bow and Jim I should have saying back up
(16:55):
on that, only I was way too young. Okay, coming up,
we're gonna kick off the Love Show. Every song We'll
have love somewhere in the title. And I've already been
getting a lottery request and I'm gonna get to him.
I promise you. It's such a love message I am.
I'm the love mester. Actually that's Craig Shoemaker. He'll probably
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get me from stealing his bit. I'll stir your drink
from here. Yeah. Now it's time for the freaking full file.
Florida Police, here we go in Florida. We're dispatched to
a Fort Pierce residence in reference to a disturbance in
progress involving a fifty two year old man and fifty
year old Julisa Negron. The victim told police that Negron
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was briefly staying with him while she gathered clothing before
relocating from Puerto Rico to Connecticut to start her life over.
Now that's a stand up thing to do, to let
your ex come over and stay for a couple of
days and get her act together. Well, Miss Negron was
well behaved. A day earlier, she was drinking several alcoholic beverages,
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resulting in her acting disorderly and started arguments about who
he follows on Instagram. Listen if you're broken up with
the guy. It's none of your business. Okay, he's being
nice letting you come over and get you stuff. When
the man warned her that he would call nine to
one won if she didn't stop, she took off all
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her clothes for some reason, then pulled out a recently
used sex toy and beat him over the head with it. Goodness, graciously,
whoa lord? I hope that sex joy was on a
table or in a drawer. Well, never mind. When cops
arrived at the man's home, he warned that Negron was
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inside naked and would quote flash the officers if they
came inside, which she did while being handcuffed and taken
to jail. She even tried to stuck one officer's face
into her bosoms. Oh didn't work. No, sorry, it didn't work.
It wasn't even Taco Tuesday, but oh. Man in Memphis, Sendersley, Oh,
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a man was shot and killed at a taco truck. Now,
that might freak a lot of people out, because taco
truck does a lot of business. However, a customer not
involved in the shooting calmly stepped around the dead body,
walked up to the truck's window, to get himself some tacos. Look, look,
I know, but I'm hungry. That must have been some
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people's mind about stepping around the guy's corps, because three
other customers did the same thing, ignoring this dead guy
laying on there. Well, he's gonna do it. We're gonna
do it. A surveillance footage captured the scene to showing
the first man, who didn't seem to be phased at
all about it, not to mention the other three customers
who did the same thing. The victim was pronounced dead
(19:51):
at the scene in The Memphis Police Department is investigating
the shooting, but hasn't released any information. Now, this tacos
must have been good, because the footage shows the two
officers who showed up got some tacos before leaving the sea. Yeah,
let's investigator murder and go get some tacos. Hey, we
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got them both at the same place.
Speaker 14 (20:13):
And Memphis is a tough, tough town for crime.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Man, it really is. It's a shame.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
If you're old enough, you remember what being told in
school that you won't always have a calculator with you,
and this is why you have to learn math. You know,
our math class teachers always had that one ready to go,
and there's at least one person who has a calculator
in his head, and it's a really good one. He
now has a multiple record holder at just fourteen years old,
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whoa calculator? Man Arian and Shikula said his first world
record last year by recording the fastest time to mentally
add fifty five digit numbers on a TV show. He
did it in twenty five point one to nine seconds. Yeah, bam,
and he's fourteen fourteen. He also holds the records for
the fastest time to add one hundred four digit numbers,
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two hundred four digit numbers, fifty five digit numbers, divide
a twenty digit number by a ten digit number, multiply
two five digit numbers, and finally multiply two eight digit numbers,
and he did it in seconds. The boy nicknamed the
Human Calculator by Guinness World Records as he practices math
five to six hours a day.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Is he going to be the Secretary of Treasury?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Might as well. He's got to be a better choice.
If that's what his passion is.
Speaker 14 (21:31):
He should keep on keeping on, but he probably should
go far around outside sometimes and enjoy being a fourteen
year old kid.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, he enjoy being a kid. Okay, I love to
talk about radio holes, since that's what we are. Australian
radio host Clint Stanaway recently had a brush with what
he feared was a sexually transmitted disease, but it turned
out to be something entirely different. Now, guys, you can
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probably relate to this. While talking with the Jas and
Laura Morning Show, stand Away talked about almost calling a
doctor after experiencing a severe burning pain in his nether region.
Having never had an STD before, or so he said,
stand Away went into panic mode. He started thinking about
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the women he had sex with and was scared that
he might have caught the clap or something worse. Fortunately,
sanity eventually showed itself and stand Away realized what the
issue was. You ready for this. The day before he
had eaten a bunch of hot wings with the show,
and he forgot to wash his hands before going to
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take a leap. Now, any man who has handled fresh
jilapeno peppers and doesn't wash his hand and goes to
pe you get that burning sensation in your Eurethra Franklin
while that his STD ended up being a really bad
case of Buffalo song, which is that's what the report
(23:05):
says about it. All right? You ready to start off
the Love Show? Okay? All right? Then all right, that's
coming up on the Ball and Jim Show on Low
Star ninety two five. Yeah, that's the song that Anna
(23:33):
says sounds like stomach rumbling. What's that word about? Okay?
Def Leppard Love Bites and Jay Giles Band Looking for Love?
All right. We used to see the Jay Giles Band
a lot when we lived in New Orleans. What a
(23:55):
great live band. Awesome, God, that was so good. Then
everybody he got pissed off at each other. Wait, I
got a call here. Yes, Bowe and Jim Show born. Yes,
we'll call it the bow and Jim Show all day
to day. How about that?
Speaker 10 (24:15):
Man?
Speaker 16 (24:16):
I had to have a Jimmy like having part of
the family. Yeah, there's a family reunion.
Speaker 17 (24:23):
Man.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I love y'all. He's our wayward son.
Speaker 16 (24:29):
Alight. I had to call help myself, love you, love
you back.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
That Turtle, that's Turtle, Yeah voice.
Speaker 14 (24:39):
Turtle just came out of retirement after all this time.
Yeah right, yeah, he would.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
He would call on the Ask the Stuff hotline a
while back, But I was you said I had pneumonia.
You talked about that on the air. Yes, yeah, because
I was coming out of a Kroger just recently and
the guy, what, Jim, are you Jim White? Yeah? Okay,
and he said, how's your house? You feel it better? Yeah? Yes,
I am, Thank you very much. Did they hear me
(25:04):
mention you on the air having new own yours?
Speaker 16 (25:05):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Yeah, I guess so. I guess you talked about it there.
I don't remember what I said yesterday, but if you think.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Yeah, we wished you well, we remember wishing you well
on the show.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Yeah. Absolutely. Okay, more love songs coming up. But since
it's Valentine's Day, here's a little something for you.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Film proudly.
Speaker 17 (25:26):
The history of Valentine's Day. Saint Valentine was a man
decapitated while on the road to Rome. Soldiers then stuck
the head back on the body backwards, and the expression
headed the wrong way. Valentine's Day was first celebrated by
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cannibals in the tropics, who exchange chocolate covered missionary. In Sweden,
young women celebrate by putting on lacey dresses. The men
get hearts on their lapals. Meanwhile, In North America, New England,
grade school children create Valentines using paper and glue. In
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San Francisco, two each his own, Yes, Valentine's Day, A
day of violence, Lacy underfan and Diyffer Dwarfs with bows
and arrows because a Rose, by any other names, Bundy
by fuck.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Hello, it's me, your old pal Cupid.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Follow me as we celebrate this day of love by
passing out Valentine's gifts and cards to each department.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Here we are at the intern's office. Let's see if
they're enjoying Valentine's Day. What's going on?
Speaker 18 (26:55):
Dude, I don't know who's in charge here, but I
found a buttload of THEE and some free pizza cupong.
Speaker 19 (27:02):
Yeah, and look I can speck the.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Air and catch my own snap.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Check it out.
Speaker 18 (27:06):
I did the math and like each bong hit is
a half of college credit.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Goodness, I'm not sure what that was. Let's go to
the program director's office. Surely we can give the gift
of love to him.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh yeah, lady, okay, yeah, you can have the weekend gig. Yeah,
just bunch those up a little ball. Oh hey, guys,
this is the daughter of the automark guy. Say, any
chance of squeezing an extra forty commercials an hour into
your show. Well, listen, I'm scheduling a staff meeting at
four o'clock, so you'll have to drive back to the stage.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
And I hope you don't love dear Lord, that was disturbing.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Well, I'm off to the County jail to see if
I can spread some love there.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 12 (27:49):
You love her, She loves you, and she's also loved
your best friend, the mailman, and during one impulsive moment,
somebody your dad plays golf.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Hey play through make it a hole in one.
Speaker 12 (28:06):
She's a loving person and she's given you so much,
so often this Valentine's Day, Why not give her something
that says how much you understand what she's given. You
give her the all new STD Bouquet. The STD bouquet
is sure to ignite her burning passion, or at least
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a burning sensation. The STD Bouquet the one gift she'll
have long after this Valentine's Day is over.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Come on with.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Yeah, I've done fooled around and stepped in a big pile.
All right, there's another song with love in the title.
Because you're full of love. I am soul full, I'm
oozing with love, Oh God, out of every single pore
that could be an infection. Yeah it really Yeah, go
see doctor. Okay. Now, coming up about a half hour,
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we have tickets to the Outlaw Music Festivals Willie Nelson,
Bob Dylan, and a whole bunch of other people that
we don't know yet, but we'll find out and pass
it along. It man, that's July fifth at Dozeki's Pavilion. Now,
in order to win those Outlaw tickets, you're going to
have to identify a montage and you've got to count
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how many times you hear the word Valentine or love
in any form, loves, lovely, love you anything, Okay, And
I'll give you one either way, one high or one low. Okay.
I'll just warn you there's a bunch of so you'll
have to pay attention. Also, I got some facts about
Valentine's Day which might be interested in. Okay, But now
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we we got a request for Ninja and the Connie
Shong Valentine's Der.
Speaker 19 (30:02):
Sure, why not watch the Sword your Way straight any time,
any time at us?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
What Ninja ooya here to ask her for your help?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Please?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
What prazyr, help of us?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
What is it? What is you know?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
How Ninja get every year about this time?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Oh no, not her again?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
What Ninja? Rub sick?
Speaker 19 (30:29):
Don't do depths and the pits of achy break your heart?
Ninja ever revery very rough, been wrong to another?
Speaker 18 (30:40):
She not know?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Rub, have you had even know? I exist?
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Oh no?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
She only wonder girls for Nina and can never have.
Ninja not want to God?
Speaker 6 (30:54):
What the dagger? Ninja? Ninja? She's married? Okay, she's married.
Look stop pining over Connie Chong?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Will you he spuck her name?
Speaker 6 (31:05):
I did I hear her name?
Speaker 19 (31:07):
It's like a symphony, like like a bird of singing
the tweet tweets both of us.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
What you'll help? A huh help?
Speaker 19 (31:14):
How Nika varentine professor my undying rove? Yeah you will
hold this piece, read the paper? What hold the record?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Want to move a muscle?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
B of us?
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Hey?
Speaker 19 (31:32):
Ho to move Mike the roost finger all worse, hold
the very steep.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Be careful, be careful. We are a cupid with a
heart on a heart on his head.
Speaker 16 (31:48):
Of us?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
You thinker she want the race?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Oh yeah, challenger to a fifty yard dash. Nothing says
love like that.
Speaker 19 (31:55):
No no, no, no no no, race race, fiery stuff around
the heade.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Hello, lu you hold a white piece of peaper.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Again hold the steel. Oh beauty, oh beautiful.
Speaker 19 (32:15):
This iriqa now chump chp found and pen here here
here take this water, revenant, dear, can you jong when
they think about you?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You give it too?
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Oh yeah, next time I run into her, met it
for you.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Pop in the fresh.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Mory Pulvitch is who she's married to?
Speaker 19 (32:41):
You dug me for a long time. Hi, fighter for her.
I take you and steer a cage, but you covered.
Take the kick and crack, crack you feel and enjoy.
Okay in the river now, canny, I.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Only remain for you.
Speaker 19 (32:58):
Wish you could see.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
So what do you think? Women a mistake or did
he do it to us on purpose? I didn't get
it in an elevator. Get it wherever you can? You
you are, I did too an Imperial House hotel where
our radio station used to be. Yes, stop the stop
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it between floors and all right, I'm playing innocent.
Speaker 14 (33:38):
I did it too, okay, radio station, elevator A long time.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
We're confessing way too much to you guys. Here, Oh,
somebody wants to stay hi to you, you know, okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 16 (33:52):
I would just like to say good morning to my
Voyd him.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
It's Matt the cat call.
Speaker 16 (33:58):
Hey man me, how are you? How's everything going?
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Hey? Everything going? Peaches and cream?
Speaker 16 (34:05):
Peaches and cream.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
I don't want to know where the cream comes from,
or I could have said peaches and herb.
Speaker 16 (34:10):
But ye, there's dating yourself, Jimmy.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
I don't care if I date myself anymore. No, that's
just what I have. When you get our age, you
always date yourself, whether you realize it or not.
Speaker 16 (34:24):
Nobody else will dates you, right.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
That's right, sad.
Speaker 16 (34:30):
But I just wanted to say, hey, Jimmy, good to
hear you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
I appreciate it. Thank you, man.
Speaker 16 (34:35):
Talk to you later on kids.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
Here is cat e a body now Annabelle. The reason
Jimmy is here is because Annabelle is in Mexico City,
probably nursing a hangover right about. That's a family reunion, right,
and a family reunion, and that's why Jimmy is here.
And normally we do hey, Anna, what's happening at this time?
So we got a different version of let's find out
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what's going on? As time for Hey, Jinny, what what's the.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Skinny things to do this weekend?
Speaker 6 (35:06):
All right, it's Valentine's Day. So if you didn't make
any reservations at your favorite restaurant, yeah, you're on a luck.
Some other things to do though, Live music to check
out tonight at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas, Las Lonely Boys,
those guys are good. H Tonight at Lakacy Hall and
Plain Old The Eagles tribute band Desperado very good at
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the Music Hall at Fair Park in Dallas. Tomorrow My Valentine,
Robin and I are going to go see Howard Jones
and ABC. They're still together. I like ABC. I really
do the Granada Theater. If you like Frank Sinatra, then
you'll like Ricky Derek's Valentine's Day show. Ricky Derek's really good.
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You know, if you haven't seen the show, does he
sound like oh yeah, oh yeah, oh he does that
Frank Sinatra and twenty Bennuttes stuff. Right.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
The Broadway Music ain't too proud the Life and Times.
So the Temptations at Best Performance Music Hall at Fort Worth.
That's tonight through Sunday. It should be a good show.
There and if you're one of those people who are
fascinated by Titanic. Titanic the exhibition opens today in North
Dallas at Pepper Square at fourteen nine oh two Preston Road.
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It's an immersive experience, original artifacts, stunning ship recreations, a
virtual reality journey to Titanic's final resting breaks. Okay, aren't
you going to the press thing today on that? I am.
Speaker 14 (36:36):
I got a media invitation to go in there and
be one of the first to take photos and video inside.
So I'll bring that to the lone Star Facebook page.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
Yes, very nice. So that's my friend. Some of the
things that's going on this Valentine's Day weekend. Face Jim,
You're welcome. Oh, you're welcome.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Classic Classic Rocks, a little cutting it up too with
them on lone Star nine.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Dallas host Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Y'all know BB King was my main Oh I know,
I know, of course I have to play that song
when it's all love songs on Valentine's Day. We got
some other stuff playing for you. But now let's give
away those tickets to the Outlaw Music Festival. Willie Nelson,
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Bob Dylan a bunch of other people. And that's the
good news. The bad news is you're gonna have to
count in a montage here. Okay, I'm surprised that you're
not naming the Outlaws and the Clayton Gangs. That would
have been a good idea, but it's too late now,
too late, Okay. So I have a Valentine's montage, and
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you have to count anytime you hear the word Valentine
or Valentine's Day, and anytime you hear any form of
the word love, like lovely, love you you know, anything
like that, okay, love, sick, whatever it is, and uh
like I always do. I'll give you one either way,
if you're one too high or one too low, I'll
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give it to you. Now, you guys, I want you
to check this out, and you try to okay, Okay,
all right, write your answer down on a piece of
pepa and listen. Okay you ready, ready, listen and pay attention.
Valentines and love, would you.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
Bring my Valentine?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
I'll be your galentime.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Well, I have kissed over four wonders.
Speaker 20 (38:29):
I'm a love.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
Im and say Valentine Day.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I got a Valentine Day kind of creeped me out.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
It seemed really inappropriate for my proctology. Oh what was
the last time he made out with your girls at once?
It's just this whole day. It's like an evil.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
Conspiracy created by the greeting card people on the flower
people and the candy people are supposed to be in
love with.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Me specifically, it was the busiest place you and your
husband ever made.
Speaker 21 (39:04):
Whoopee?
Speaker 6 (39:20):
Would you bring my Valentine?
Speaker 11 (39:21):
I love you people, I always love you.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
A healthy way. I'm gonna give you another time when
I see you.
Speaker 22 (39:31):
Baby dog got your little up the same Valentine's dage.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
I think I love you. My buddings are tingling. I
love you. I've always loved you. I love this girl,
love you. I love people as long as they're not harry.
Speaker 10 (39:53):
I love.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
If you love me, you'll kill me. Many Me loves Chocolate.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I we're making love.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Now, shut up and maybe he'll love you. If you
really love me, you'll say my light no. But I
know what love is.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
You know what I love you.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
I'm done with great love. I'm back to grey Lover.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
You are now in charge of Mini Me Loves Chocolate.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Have you ever made love to two women at the
same time. Okay, oh me, I know I didn't. I
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didn't say it'd be easy. No, it wasn't. Now count
them up. Count how many times you heard Valentine's or
any form of the word love, lovers, love, lord or
anything like that. Am I closees bo Let me see.
Uh you're too low. Damn you're too low. You got it, Jimmy, Jimmy,
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let's see, Yeah, Jimmy would have got I would have
got it way off, because I give you one either way.
I was just marking anyway. I think they said it. Okay,
well you did it. Okay, let's give the rescue time
to count him up. All well, it would have been
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easier without laws. It would have been a lot. Word well,
I would love to tear your praying up today, all right?
Two one four or eight one seven, seventy eighty seven
one two five? Okay, Okay, you only got you got
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way too.
Speaker 14 (42:10):
I don't know where I went wrong, but I thought
I was right on top of it.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
But I was way under your failure. Weren't way under.
You were just under enough to where you wouldn't wound
if you talk. I failed at love again in my life. Dammit. Yeah,
it happens all the time. All right, let's go to
the phone now, all right, bun jam show. All right,
how many did you hear? Forty eight? Forty eight? My god,
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that's a winner. It was it was forty nine. Oh jimmy,
it was one too high. Yeah, you were way too
was forty four? I had fifty? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
did great. Way to go man. Who is this?
Speaker 9 (42:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (42:53):
It's this stay from bottom steam. Well, I remember we
played bottom and football one time.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
They smoked us.
Speaker 6 (43:02):
All right, Steve, hang on just a minute. We gotta
get some information for you. I thank you, Dave, hold on, Dave.
All right, we got some more love the spread for
you coming.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Up on the ball.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
And then jone. Yeah, love will kick your ass when
you're least expecting it, won't it. Yes, it will. By
the way, another today is in order for Jimmy.
Speaker 9 (43:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
Who's here. It's been fun for Anna while Anna is
at her little family reunion there. See it's it's, you know,
like riding a bike. You come in here and you're
just as good as you ever were when you left.
So what I've been doing doing lately is uh going
to pulmonary rehab because I had pneumonia. Oh and my doctor,
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doctor Raza, I said, you know, why don't you try
pulmonary rehab? And I go every Tuesday and Thursday at
the Baylor Scott White Cardiac Pulmonary Rehab Center in Plaino's Baylor,
Scott and White that helped with my rehab after I
screwed up my knees, all right. And so one of
the the rehab people that helped me out there found
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out that she went to base camp at Mount Everest.
Why know it's at Mount Everest? Why no, It's incredible.
She was showing me pictures yesterday of her and her
husband at base camp of Mount Everest. They do things
for you know, they help people out and but a
lot of people out there. I didn't think you had
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to go all the way to Mount Everest become poll monologists.
But it's cool. You know, good people there. If they
thank them for helping me out here, Okay, we got
a bunch more love songs to play for you, Oh
you do. I know a lot of lonely people are
looking for love this time of year. But if your
social media suitor seems to be too good to be true,
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well it probably is, and it's probably a scam. Facebook
and Instagram parent company meta platforms are urging users to
stay viligant about romance scams ahead of today, which is
Valentine's Day, warning of unsolicited messages through its apps, other
social media platforms, as well as general text messages. Scammers
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tend to describe themselves as attractive, single, and successful. They
often claim to have military, medical, or business backgrounds, with
photos either stolen from real people's accounts are generated through
artificial intelligence. Hey I don't get us man. Initially, messages
are sent to a large pool of people in hopes
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of getting a response. A scammer that builds trust over
a period of time before they ask the target for money,
either by claiming hardship or offering investment opportunities, usually in cryptocurrency,
lead that stuff alone. Requests for money, whether in the
form of gift cards or payment apps, should be treated
with skepticism and should stop communication with those people immediately
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as soon as he realized I think I'm getting scaled.
I love you. Would you just send me some money?
Remember Keanu Reeves scammed this guy that pretended he was
Keanu Reeves said he needed money for a treatment in
the hospital. Is you okay? Here's twenty thousand dollars. And
the same thing happened with a Brad Pitt scammer, and
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she fell for.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
It twice, Yes twice.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
I thought I was just like him. I thought I
was sending my money for my favorite actor. Jeez. And occasionally,
you know, Valentine's Day just doesn't work out, and you
realize that maybe she's not the woman she pretends to be.
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Got a song about it. Here, right here, here go.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
I'm standing on the front porch with a box full
of chocolate. It's two dozen rows. She is Happy Valentine's Day.
Bring a doorbell, but there's no answer. Is she in
the Shower'll go in anyway. She's my first old friend,
and that's okay.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Happy Valentine's Day. She loves all of my friends.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
What can I say, Happy Valentine's Day? Walking through the
front door cast a surprise her. I can't find her.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
She's gotta be somewhere here.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Loud noise sounds kind of like an elephant.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
Then all I can hear is geez everything.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
What can I say Happy Valentine's Day? I'm standing in
her bedroom. My heart's beating faster ass up in the air.
Who is this bastard humping my honey? There's a lot
of money on the night stand. I'm feeling kind of funny,
always kind of wondered why she made me pay Happy
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Valentine's Day. I'm gun a puke.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
I can't help but because he looks up and says.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
Do you want to join us?
Speaker 4 (48:00):
I'm standing in a cold cell and nothing but my aunties.
Double homicide for trying to leave my honey. He ran
for the door, caught him with it too, by four
right across the forehead.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Now they're both at twenty years to life.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
Is making me real?
Speaker 4 (48:16):
Moral of the story is never dated, A dirty, filthy lion, cheating,
street walking hard. She was everything one can I say,
Happy Valentine's.
Speaker 6 (48:27):
Day, just like the song we just played love her. Yeah.
Occasionally we have to throw in an anti Valentine's Day song,
Thank you bo, because love show steak sometime, damn girl,
take a shower, god stake at least run through a
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sprinkler something.
Speaker 14 (48:49):
Do you guys have a favorite breakup song in your repertoire?
Speaker 6 (48:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (48:55):
Love STINKX was a big one for me when I
was in my twenties. I remember that he go I
love Elvish song.
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Oh yeah, you owe the good when Jimmy was here,
he's gonna make an Elvis record, of course, start schrecking.
Elvis coming your way today. And we missed you. On
January eighth, the King's birthday, Man, I was watching TV.
There had all kinds of Elvis movies on clam Bake
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and Girls, Girls, Girls Girls, Oh god, that was terrible movie.
He was the one where he was a helicopter pilot.
Speaker 12 (49:36):
What was that.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
He was a helicopter Okay, I don't remember. I'm not
going to lose any sleep over the fact he was
a boxer.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
He was was a kid.
Speaker 6 (49:46):
Gallahad kid gallahad My god. Okay, yeah, we know love
stinks sometimes, Okay, yep. And guess what. I I have
the perfect song to drive that on. All ready, Ready,
Ready or not? It come?
Speaker 3 (50:06):
I made love to you all nine long.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
Then I gotta to write you a song.
Speaker 18 (50:17):
I watched a sleep ben The fell in love must
have been sent from heaven above. Don't think you could
never do no wrong? Then you farted, Oh maybe farted.
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First I thought that it was kind of cute. I
suppressed a smile, and I heard your girl of poop poop.
But then the smell came a woten by crawling, a
little tear drop to my eye. Think that I'll go
sleep out on the couch.
Speaker 6 (50:57):
I caught you farted.
Speaker 18 (51:02):
It can make milk kurdle, make your skin crawl, make
the paint peel off for the wall, the water to
sleep under them covers no morse. The hot winds blew
from out your back door. Baby, it sure has been
a gas, but something up and died inside your house.
Speaker 6 (51:28):
The sharers hell. And my name is Steven.
Speaker 18 (51:31):
It's about time that I got even get ready for
the magic eye.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
I'm about to pass.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
My pants.
Speaker 13 (51:44):
Last year, you tried to impress the girl who had
everything by naming a star after her at the National
Star Registry. This Valentine's Day, one up yourself by naming
a spontaneous sulfur cloud after the one you love with
a National Bodily Fununction Registry.
Speaker 6 (52:03):
Honey, babe, I'm naming that one after you.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
You too, love me?
Speaker 13 (52:09):
Simply register your best Flagelen's and your lady's name will
be printed on a certificate to show her that it's
truly one of a kind. I love you the National
Bodily Function Registry. Finally a gift that's truly a breath
of fresh air.
Speaker 6 (52:24):
Octot you little steaks in the elmer. You're gonna talk
ditty to your dollars? Yeah, I loved in TANGI. Oh,
I'm sorry? Are we back on it?
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Back on the broat?
Speaker 6 (52:44):
Okay? Dallas? What worst classic rock loans? Starr ninety two five.
By the way, somebody wants to say hi again? Well Hi,
you start that elbow stuff. Go ahead?
Speaker 16 (52:53):
Oh yeah, you hold other jolly donuts. Uh.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Way, I was in the blue.
Speaker 16 (53:00):
I'm not off the helicopter pilot.
Speaker 6 (53:02):
Oh man, I see what you started.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
See what you started?
Speaker 6 (53:05):
Jimmy, damn it? Oh man? Yeah, Hey boys, this Wolverine.
Hey y'all do it? Hey Wolverine, how you been all right?
Speaker 12 (53:13):
Man?
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Just plugging a loan, just getting loaded all day long?
Speaker 6 (53:18):
That sounds like a full day, does it? Sounds like
a good weekend coming up? Well, damnit, I'm glad you
called there, Wolverine. Oh, thank you, thank you for much. TC.
That's a good Elvis very much. Yuh late birthday there,
jim Oh, Jimmy's birthday is not until May. Yeah. Oh,
I thought he said birthday was the other Oh no, no, no, no, oh,
(53:40):
my mistake, my mistake. All right, boys, y'all have a
good show, right, well we will for the next thirty
nine minutes anyway, Wait for those pills, yes right, dam
Elvis and a toilet. Don't bump your head on the toilet.
Never die with your pants around your ankles. People will
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never forget it. By the way, let me just tell
you what we're giving away next week. Seven fifty tickets
to see Sticks. They're coming back. They're like our house
band because they come here all the time. They're good
to us. Friday, August first at Doseki's Pavilion and then
at eight forty in the ticket window a four pack
of tickets to super Cross at at and T Stadium.
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That'll be on Saturday the twenty second, which would be
a week from tomorrow. Do you'll see who's playing with
Sticks on that bill. Yeah, it's Kevin Cronin of Ario
Speedwagon and Don Felder Donder Don Felder I just read
had a little episode. He was playing on a cruise
and he got all faint and he got on and
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he had to walk off. I hope the ball because
maybe that's I don't know, but Don Felder is a
great guy. Oh yeah, great show. Yeah to see him play. Well,
let's talk about time way, so you feel up to it, Jimmy, Yeah, yeah,
And there are a few that you can check out.
In fact, Jeff Ka, I think last week had a
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special watching party to see the led Zeppelin documentary Becoming
led Zeppelin. He had a bunch of lone star listeners
went to see that advanced screening and in fact it
opens up today nationwide. The film has been really overwhelming
for led Zeppelin fans that really love it. In fact,
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Robert Plant has been talking about it. Becoming led Zeppelin
tells the story of the band's beginning through their second album,
led Zeppelin two. It features all three living members talking
about growing up while they were in England, and Robert
Plant has this segment from the film.
Speaker 20 (55:46):
I grew up in the West Midlands. My father's bloodline
is from that, and my mother's side of the family
Roman a Gypsy. My childhood was very sheltered until my
parents sent me to a big school in the big
town studying to be a charted accountant. I mean, not
really dug a lot of what was going on.
Speaker 21 (56:07):
It's school, but when little Richard appeared was so provocative
and all consuming and hypnotic, and it kind of knocked
everything else out of water.
Speaker 6 (56:17):
I mean, that was it. The syringe was in the army. Okay,
but now I'm going back to counting my million. Yeah right, Hey,
there's a biopic of the Scorpions Wind of Change that's
set to go in front of the cameras later this year.
In fact, singer Klaus I said that on a fans
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website that the starting of the film will be in
just a few months. But right now they're working on
a script and working on actors to find the right
character who will play in the band. Well, and we
have something for you too. On the page, David Coverdale
White Snake has a video wishing his fans a happy Valiantine.
(57:00):
You can check it out on the video page at
load start ninety two five dot com as a beautiful
vein we know, well, we have thrown so much love
at you you'll probably have a sweet taste in your mouth. Yeah,
(57:22):
what is fun doing the Valentine showcase? Yeah? I remember
that song that had love in the title. Oh by
the way before we go. Yeah, a guy named Mike
Dixon sent me this and said, be sure you play
this for Jimmy while he's here. You ready, Oh, okay,
Here it goes engineering.
Speaker 15 (57:39):
Here, we got a subspace anomaly at Gravitan Poles. We
got a catastrophic bagnastic psycho result inertial dampener has just
went offline. And that's a ten hour job, but we'll
do it at five. I need a cryosentsor hyperspent on
newtween our probe. And if the's a compensator for the
warp metafolds, Cargo Bay three's on the vergical lapse, it's
got more subspace fleux than the delphic expanse. I'm going
to temporarily reverse the polarity of this module to monitor
(58:01):
ofctronic prosparities. But we gotta find the source of that
plasma leak or we're looking at a possible warp court
breach man. I was gonna hit ten forward tonight, I told,
and I'd be by to try the rise in the light.
But I'm stuck in engineering and I can't be surprised
because it's just another day on the.
Speaker 6 (58:14):
Inner pros.
Speaker 5 (58:17):
Star Trek ramp.
Speaker 6 (58:18):
I love it. No girls are hot, man, I like
nerd girls. I love the nerd girls. By the way.
Speaker 16 (58:26):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (58:27):
Email from Seth J says, if you really want to
give your valentine something that will get you laid, get
her a carton of eggs. You might have to take
out a second mortgage to get them. But I went
to your story and the egg was everything was full. Yeah,
the more expensive. I didn't look. I think going away.
(58:52):
Don't buy eggs. Oh, I know you don't. God, no,
a big can for long, Jim, Thank you, Thank you
for fun day. Do you want to stick around for
the after show real quick?
Speaker 16 (59:05):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (59:06):
Sure, yeah, all can tune in on our Facebook page
and see Jimmy and wave at it. That's right.
Speaker 14 (59:11):
We're gonna take some more calls. We've been taking. Uh,
we love you Jimmy calls all morning long. This will
be your last chance to say hello to Jim before
we call it for the weekend.
Speaker 6 (59:20):
Well, it has been fun, and it has been We're
gonna stick around for a little while. Thank you my brother.
Thanks for my brother. All right, we'll see you on Monday. Oh,
Monday's a holiday, but we're working anyway because the show
must go on. See you by, have a great weekend
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