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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up
after yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
If I were president, If I were president, I picked
up feminine morale and get a maid for every yaw
or holidays?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
What get my phone?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yep, I were president. Oh yeah, I'm the only one
that remembers when Olive Oil ran for president in the
Popeye cartoon. That is also I just remember that when
I was a kid and I said, we're dying as
President's Day. I bet YouTube has it somewhere, absolutely, and
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of course they do. He's what you just heard is.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Happy President's Day everyone.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, and we're probably going to be the only ones
in the whole building. I'm not kidding you. All the
salespeople they ain't coming in.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We just have a couple of coworkers here this morning,
little stragglers, because like us, I totally am down the hall.
I said, yeah, we like to bank those holidays. She goes,
I'm gonna do the same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Well, Doug, that's why we're here.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's why she's working this morning.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Because we're gonna plug this day and Martin Luther King
Day because we still got that one floating. Yeah, we're
gonna plug that into some day, maybe after a concert
we really wanted to see during the weekday.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh yeah, did I say acdc's coming to town on
a Monday night?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Uh yeah, And my friend Zebra are coming to town
on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And since I didn't get to see him last time
because I was injured, you were home boundary, Yes I was, Yes,
I was. Yes. It is President's Day. You know those
dead guys or pictures on your money, Yeah, that's them.
It is officially known as Washington's Birthday because he was
born in February of seventeen thirty two. Then in eighteen hundred,
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the year after Washington's death, the day became an official
day of remembrance, and it now includes every commander in
chief that ever held the office. And that's why a
lot of you don't have to go to work today, Bucky,
And that's why all these people that work in the
office are coming into day.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And in honor of President's Day and in honor of
George Washington, I brought you a little cherry pie.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
No awful day, I'm not with you. Uh, National PTA
Founder's Day. One of the most boring things in the
world you can do is sit through a parent teacher conference.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But it's important to work right, you.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Know it is. And I did it once, but I
don't know. I just said, honey, you take care of
it this time. I ain't got time. It is my
way day. Oh yeah, I'm sure that brings up all
bosses that have said it's me Will you're doing Will wanted?
(02:46):
It sound like Simon bug Sinister from Underdog. You probably
wanted to spit in their face right there and quit,
but you didn't because you needed the job. However, you
really wanted to do it, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's funny that my way is on a holiday.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, way, Oh that's right. You don't have to
work dat money. Who shall I be? Day? How about
being yourself? I mean, have it worked pretty good? For
This is a day to decide whose opinions about who
you are correct, to determine your identity on your own,
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because you'll always be you till you ain't you anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, and follow the crowd.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
And finally, it's Champion Crab Races Day. According to one
explanation of a typical crab race event, crabs competing around
dwell to fourteen heat races, with the winner of each
heat moving on to the championship race. The losers, of course,
get steamed and served with lemon and melted butter. I'm
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waiting to you better run Factor, I'm gonna get you,
I'm gonna dip you, and I'm most.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Waller your damn.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay. So these are gonna be kind of a loosely
done show today, But there's.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Lots to talk about the CNL Saturday Night Live fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yes, last night I watch most of it, but you
know I had to get up, but I got it recorded.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Also, we have stix tickets at seven fifteen. Yeah, it'll
have something to do with President's Day. Well, and at
the eight forty Loan Star ticket window, we have a
four pack of tickets to super Cross.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's a championship series.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yes, at Jerry World on February twenty second.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
It certainly is not how time just creeps up on you. Huh.
So take a look at sports of all sorts. Oh man,
more bad news for the Maverick. Huh Like we needed it,
I know, I know, I just when it rains, it pours.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And we'll have the details on the All Star Game
from last night the NBA All Star Game.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Okay, and of course we got freaking pool file too.
So if all things are in place and all the
schools are tightened and the bolts to fix, let's do
the morning.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh yeah, we'll also have details on that winter weather
blast Colinorway, the.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Weather Black, Mad Mother Nature, Won't you black this? It's
Showtimes Sallafores, Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Hey, Rascules,
guess what is time Verse Sports?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I've also heard rock You buy the will Hide Law
Firm injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I did something I haven't done in decades yesterday. Yeah,
what is that? I went to see the Harlem Globe
Trott the American Airlines Center and.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Do they still put on a great show.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Absolutely? It's a whole new cast. And it's weird seeing
a whole new cast because I saw the Globetrotters when
Meadow Lark, Lemon and Curly Neil guys at the super
Dome in neu R.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
So are there some new cast? Names in the Harlem
Globe sort of stood out for a bo The one
guy his name was Moose.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
He was always mouthing off and they had this one
little guy there. He was a dwarf and he got
these kids to chase him and they would try to
take the ball away from him while he was dribbling
and they could not get him. Oh it was really
and the kids just love it. YEA cool cool man,
all right. Now, let's get a little more serious about basketball.
The Dallas Mavericks have survived a nightmare like last few weeks.
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We all can attest to that, as the organization is
suffering from all that negative fan reaction from that Luca trade,
don't you know. Well, on top of that, all four
of Dallas's rotational big men are out due to injury. Now,
this Mavericks team has fought valiantly through all of this
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adversity by winning four out of their last five games
heading into the All Star break. But this is some
more bad news. Dallas Mavericks assistant coach Darryl. Armstrong was
arrested in the one thousand block of Ross Avenues at
roughly three forty five am Saturday morning for aggravated assault
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with a deadly weapon.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No he did.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Apparently, Armstrong was in an argument with a woman and
he took out his gun and hit her with it
and then threatened to shoot her. Dude, I think alcohol
manh Yeah, That's basically all we know at this point.
But I'm sure this is in the last we've heard
about this story.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Remember the curse of the Bambino because of the Babe
Ruth trade. This is the curse of Lucas.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
And they would deserve every bit of it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Hey. Golden State Warriors star Steph Curry shine last night
at the NBA All Star Game, leaving shacks Ogs to
a forty one to twenty five NBA All Star Game
tournament win over Chuck G's Global Stars in San Francisco.
Shacks OG's dominated the final from the start, despite not
having Los Angeles Lakers star Lebron James. He ruled himself
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out shortly before tip off with foot and ankle sore.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Nets.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You don't want to risk getting hurt. Now, All Star.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Rest up and be ready to play alongside our Luca Y.
Curry took home the All Star MVP Award for having
twelve points, four rebounds, two steals, and an assist in
the final. Now, Steph Curry may have won the All
Star Game MVP Award last night, but it was a
fan who a lot of people are talking about today.
Jaren bd AHAs is an eighteen year old college student
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and he got to play against Milwaukee Buck star Damian
Lillard in a three point shooting contest. Damien had to
make three long logo shots to win. Jaren just had
to make one from way back with a clock winding down.
He hit it as a buzzer beater and won one
hundred thousand dollars. Dang, not mad for an eighteen year
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old college student.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
We were just talking about these things that they do
between periods where they get out there and let a
fan try to well a bunch of money.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Look at Jaring go Now.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
The insurance underwriters didn't give him a hard time about
getting his hundred grand this time around. Right Sure, they didn't, Okay,
because we had that happen not too long ago. Now,
we got NFL fans in America right now going through
a little bit of starvation and withdrawal, including our beloved
Bo Roberts. We have MAVs fans that have the blues
a little bit right now. But NASCAR season is now back.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
William Byron has won the Daytona five hundred again. Byron
won it last year, crossed the check at finish line
again to win the twenty five Daytona five hundred at
Daytona International Speedway, of course, in that odd state known
as Florida.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
According to his official bio, Byron, who.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Is twenty seven years old, is from Charlotte, North Carolina, Racetown,
USA we call it, and he's in his eighth full
time season as a driver. He won the Coke Zero
Sugar four hundred back in twenty twenty, and a couple
of years before that he was named Snoka Rookie of
the Year. So with less than fifteen laps left yesterday
there was back to back crashes on that NASCAR track
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sent race cars sliding into the walls all over the place,
ass over teakettle and in one scary moment, Ryan Priest
number sixty flipped over before crashing.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Into the side of the wall. He's okay, Thank god,
the crowd, he's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
He could have been ascending into the heavens at this point.
The next race will be this coming Sunday at Atlanta
Motor Speedway.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, there's a lot of people tingly with anticipation over NASCAR. Yeah,
come on with it. And this time I'll get to
broadcast from taking the Motor Speedway because I ain't late.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Now, that's right, coming up early May.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Now you could probably see this coming. Pennsylvania Governor Josh
Shapiro took a shot at the Dallas Cowboys following the
Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl victory. Addressing the fans in Philadelphia
at the team Super Bowl fifty nine victory celebration, Shapiro
said he saw fans from around the nation come together
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to cheer on the Eagles, even though they can't spell
the word Eagles, which we learned. He said, it would
seem that the Philadelphia Eagles are now America's team. He said, said,
you hear that, Dallas, the Eagles are America's team.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, well, they have won the Super Bowl and we haven't.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Twenty nine years, we've won five. We can always tout that,
but that doesn't say much.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
The kids have to go into the history books to
read those.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, we've been waving that flag for a long time.
Starting to get a little tatted well.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
The Cowboys became known as a mercers team in the
seventies and early eighties through shrewd marketing and a knack
for winning. Under coach Tom Landry. The Cowboys had twenty
straight winning seasons between nineteen sixty six and nineteen eighty five.
Team won two Super Bowls in the process. But then
the team was purchased by Jerry in nineteen eighty nine
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and added three more Super Bowl championships over the next
six years, with this last championship coming in nineteen ninety five.
Let's see what was that thirty years ago?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
First, wow, the Cowboys have not advanced past the divisional
round of the playoffs since that happened. And meanwhile, Philadelphia
has played in four Super Bowls, winning to so now
they say thanks be America's team. Blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah. I remember when the Patriots were saying
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
So Philadelphia Eagles running back Sequon Barkley, who said a
combined single season rushing record during Super Bowl fifty nine,
knows that record also belongs to the offensive linemen who
were blocking for him throughout the years.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
They keep him off of the obituaries.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's right. With that in mind, he recently gave each
of those offensive linemen a truck full of bud light.
And I'm not talking like a pickup truck. I'm talking
a bud light truck full of bud Light each guy.
I got two and sixty cans of beer or one
beer for every yard that Barkley gained in the regular season.
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And even before the Super Bowl, Barkley had shown his
love for his offensive lineman. For Christmas, Jalen Hurts and
Barkley came together to get the lineman each a customized
golf cart. Oh, he shows them some big love.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
You know that sound wow? But you just think of
the money these guys, mag they ain't gonna be hurting.
I guarantee you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Something on the Cowboys bought e bikes for everybody on
the team, and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
The stories go on.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Starting with three hockey fights in the first nine seconds
and ending with the celebration and a spot in the
Four Nations face off final. The US delivered by beating
Canada three to one on Saturday night. And that is
no small potatoes. That's a very very formidable foe right there, Canada.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I'll bet you anything. They booed the American National.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Land did They've been doing that ever since the President
Trump got elected.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, they are not quiet in the stands the most
anticipated game of four Nations round robin play did not disappoint,
from the fisty cuffs off the opening face off to
the final buzzer, and it all unfolded against the backdrop
of uneasy tensions between the North American neighbors and the
longtime allies, with many fans in the sellout crowd at
Bell Center loudly booing throughout the pregame rendition of the
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US anthem.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
That's a pretty hard slap right there. Well, when somebody
said you're not gonna be a country anymore, You're gonna
be our state.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Our fifty first state.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Oh no, I don't think we're gonna do that, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Are we jumping ahead of Puerto Rico?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Oh yeah, you're You're gonna have to kiss me us there.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You're scaring man. I'll be at home under the covers
through all this. Gee, I can't imagine that spilled onto
the ice. As soon as the park was dropped and
Matthew Chuck.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Chuck Chuck Chuck.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Asking Brandon Hagel to drop the gloves just a few
seconds into the game, fight was on and the tournament
to TD Garden in Boston for games today and tonight
Canada finishing round robin play against Finland at noon today.
The US will be up against Sweden at seven pm.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Tonight, and Cowboys linebacker Michael Parsons partner with Great Wolf
Lodge and make a wish to give back to the community.
He held the Great High Score Challenge, where every time
a kid beats him in one of the three new attractions,
Great Wolf Lodge would donate to make a wish. Michael
Parsons told Good Morning Texas it was a pleasure to
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give back to the kids who are fighting much bigger
fights in their life. And who knows, maybe Jerry could
now see to get a new contract for mister Parsons.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I mean wow, when I said I was all in,
I didn't mean all the money I in my wallet.
I'm just saying, bomb down, Jed, Calm down, Jerry. Why
the freaking full file next on the bowl? And them should.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
The mine?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. We
were a little jicky in this morning bit stomped on
a few brain cells over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Oh yes we did.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
We're back well, yeah, your little trip to making.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Cold Well, I came back in one piece. He let
me back in the country.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
That's it. That's it, me camper all right. Now it's
time for the freaking full file. Now, this is a
disturbing story, but it needs to be done because it's
just so ridiculous you won't believe it happened. A fifty
five year old Canadian woman suffered extremely severe injuries when
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she attempted to take a photo of a shark near
a beach in Mexico. Waiting in the shallow water. She
was trying to engage with the shark to get it
to swim over to her so she could get a
good picture of the sky. Sharky clapping the top of
the water. Come on, I gotta get a good viction.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
What an idiot did?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Surprise, surprise, the shark bit off both of her hands.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh my damn.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
The incident occurred at a beach in Blue Hills. This
was back on February seventh. One of the women's hands
was bitten off at the wrist, the other was severed
midway down her fore arms. Also, she could get a
close up photo of a shark.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Did the shark get the camera too? No, paparazzi, I.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Don't know, but a man claiming to be the woman's
relative said she was able to walk back to shore
after the attack. She was also bitten on the thigh,
but did not lose her leg and she's lucky she
didn't lose that too. Her husband tried to fight off
the shark, witnesses said, as it continued to circle and
try to bite the stupid ass woman again. The shark
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involved in this incident was estimated to be about six
feet in length, but its precise species has not been identified.
The victim later said it was probably a bad idea
to try and get the shark to come closer to think. Probably, yeah,
there's a good chance that it was probably a bad
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idea to slap the top of the wall and go here, sharky, sharky,
so you could get a picture of shark.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
It reminds me of those stories of people going to
Yellowstone and going a buffalo.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Let me go walk up to it and take a picture.
Let's take a selfie with a buffalo. Look how docile
that buffalo.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Do you remember the old Saturday Night Live bit that
Dan Aykroyd did where he was a National Park ranger
and he was like, never feed a bear like.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
That's what that is? Oh man hey.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
So, for more than a year, at the start of
every month, the people of Beeston, a town in the
United Kingdom, have been finding a plate of peeled bananas
in exactly the same place. Between the first and second
day of each month. A plate stacked with sixteen to
twenty peeled bananas always shows up on the corner of
Abbey Road and Windsor Avenue, and residents have no idea
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who's behind this strange custom or its meaning. All everyone
can say is that they have been appearing in the
same spot for more than a year now, and despite
several signs asking whoever puts them there to stop doing it,
doesn't look like the mysterious fruit is going away anytime soon.
Some have speculated that the plate of honey drizzled bananas
has some sort of religious meaning. Others believe it's just
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someone feeding the local wildlife. Although no animal ever touches
the bananas, so far, no one has come up with
a real answer to the mystery. The quirky mystery of
the peeled bananas has divided the small English town, with
some residents apparently excited about this thing that no one
can explain, and others who just find the whole thing
disgusting and annoying and would do anything to make it stop,
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because these bananas start to distinct the high heaven when
they start to decay. Plus there's always a bunch of
flies around as well.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Oh that's a waste of damn good banana.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I know, I know, it's weird, very strange.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I really want to fight all this. Yeah, you keep
us posted if you hear anything. Yeah, that's kind of creepy,
all right.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
If we want to get a good workout as human beings,
we know one way is to feel that burn as
we hike up hill, up a mountain, or up a
hill in a park, and it seems like a big
feat But this guy in China has made that look
like practically nothing. He has started climbing China's most popular
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mountains while standing on his hands.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
He does it on his hands. Wow, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
If he's got gloves on or shoes on his hands
or something. He's a thirty eight year old Chinese man
named Sung Guo Sean, and he started practicing handstand climbing
in May of twenty twenty three. Last year, he embarked
on a monumental challenge literally to climb the fifty most
popular mountains in the country of China by spring of
this year, fifty of the most popular mountains on his hands.
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Sun began his unusual challenge in May of last year.
He went viral following November when a clip of him
tackling Hi Ba, the highest peak of Wu Dang Mountain,
which is just over a mile high. He went all
the way up there using only his hands, and the
video went viral. In December of last year, Son took
five hours to climb up the nine hundred and ninety
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nine steps of Tianaman Mountain in Central China's Hunan Province
in his handstand position a thousand steps minus one.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Are you guys, are you just long to get hurt
or something? This guy's nuts.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Son hopes to complete his fiftieth handstand climb this spring
and then apply for a Guinness World Record if he
breaks it. I doubt anyone else will even try to
take his little feet away from him.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
You won't try and break his record? Hell no, no,
that's all right. Can you walk on your hand I
can go maybe two steps with my hands and then
I'm down better. Nothing I have no upper bodies. That's
how happened. Well, Plus you don't want to because you'd
be wearing to dress your something.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
That's true. Selling people see your miskidies, see all that.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Okay, here's a forty two year old man in India's
Utter Pradesh state lost his life trying to eat fifty
hard boiled eggs in one sitting as part of a
stupid bet he made with a friend. Now, I know,
I know Paul Newman did it in cool hand, Luke,
but that was a movie.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, he didn't have to eat all those eggs.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Plus, with a price of eggs what they are is
probably an expensive bet.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Forty two year old Subhajh Yadav and a friend sat
down to get a bite to eat at a market
when the two guys got into a heated argument about something,
and Yodev bet his friend two thousand rupees that's about
twenty eight dollars. That's it, that he could eat fifty
hard boiled eggs right then and there. Well, his friend accepted,
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So they bought fifty hard boiled eggs from a vendor
and your doves sat down to eat them all one
by one. Everything was going well. And he was actually
making good time, but as he popped the forty second
egg into his mouth, he suddenly passed out and passed away.
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I've been telling you them things are bad all this time,
but that's the first thing I thought. I was cool hand, Luke,
get an egg.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
High cholesterol.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
No, eggs are just nasty. I've been trying to tell
you all that, Bro.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I know you love that movie Cool Hand Luke. But
what does Bo do when that egg eating scene comes
around to you? Fast forward?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Leave the room?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
As long as he didn't have to eat him?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah, as long as I can see somebody else eating
the man, He's stupid, all right, Just wondering.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Well.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Even competitive eaters have had trouble with eggs in the past,
and in the case of sharing Big Chaz Dixon actually
made headlines a few years ago Big Shaz Big Chaz
was taking part in an Easter egg eating contest at
a pub when she'd swallowed one too soon and begin
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to choke. Unfortunately, she passed away as well.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Another sign that you're not supposed.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
To eat those eggs. How much longer are you going
to keep eating eggs? Before I finally get through tea?
Two people just died eating eggs. Okay, gross in too
expensive now, yeah, exactly out of there, All this for
a twenty eight dollars bet.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, the fifty eggs probably costs more than twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, probably a lot more.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Hey, coming up next hour on this President's Day, we
give you tickets to the Brotherhood of Rock Tour with
Sticks Kevin Cronin of Ario Speedwagon and Don Felder. They're
coming to Dolseek's Pavilion August Firth and we have your tickets,
so be listening around seven to fifty when Bo gives
those tickets away with a President's Day contest just for you.
It's here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas
fort Worth's Classic rock lone Star. Too fine.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
There's such an animal one too. Wow. Okay, coming out,
we got to talk a little bit about the Saturday
Night Live fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's incredible.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Well because I only got to see half of it
because I gotta get up do this piss ain't shows. Yeah,
I watched the rest of it. Sometimes I saw.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
The red carpet and then I recorded it and I
saw some of it this morning. The majority of it,
it was pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And I put together a tremendous time wasters piece that's
up now on our bloga.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Some highlights, tons of stuff in there to check out. Yeah,
there's all kinds of stuff. It is also President's Day
and we have sticks tickets to give away at seven
point fifty, which means it'll have something to do with
a president. In fact, it'll be a fictitious president. You
have to I mean the name of the president, not
the actor who played the president, because it's going to
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be painfully obvious who the actor is and what movie is.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
So the Ficti's President.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
You have to. Once you figure out what the movie is,
you can look it up online. I mean, we don't
care if you cheat.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Now, we're all about the Google.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Okay, we just can't give you a hint until just
a little bit night. Okay. And we got some presidential facts.
Oh but that reminds.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Me coming soon. Barack Obama and Donald Trump are two
former presidents exploring the nation's national parks. It's the Presidential Explorers.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Wow. Look those mountains are so madjusted they share. Ah,
and do you know what those two mountains look like? Huh?
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Oh, come on, Trump watches these former presidents gaze in
wonder at America's national parks.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Where you look at that Mount rushmore beautiful? You know,
in all fairness there's a face missing.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
Come on, Trump, it's the Presidential Explorers.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
What a nice, beautiful open field.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, this would be a great place to build a
beautiful casino hotel.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I wonder what the zoning laws are in this stay?
Why am I stuck doing this with this guy? Was
Jimmy Carter not available for this? Coming soon? President's Day
is up on us once again? Who gives a sh
broanti by people that have to work on President's Day?
Speaker 9 (27:20):
Today is President's Day, a day when we honor the
president's past and president, from George Washington and his cherry tree,
to Abraham Lincoln who brought reason and strength to Washington
to fight slavery, to every single one of our presidents
who gave their last full measure of their devotion for
the good of the nation. There's no better way to
(27:41):
honor them than with a hot new deal on a
mattress and a blender.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
And it made Randy's mattress and blender and poorium by
one mattress and one.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Blender, and get a second blender per half the price.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Of the first blender. Yes, these presidents fought for your
freedom to.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Say big on mattresses and blenders. And that's exactly what
you're gonna do with Randy's Mattress and Blender.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Imporium, the President's Day Mattress and Blnton your sale.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
No, no, now, yeah, welcome to Disney's Hall of Presidents
and now the forty fourth President of the United States.
Speaker 12 (28:12):
My fellow Americans, my name is Barack Obama. I was
elected in two thousand and eight. And as I was saying,
in two thousand and eight, I'm sorry, President Jefferson, did
you have a question.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Indeed, what are you doing up here with us? Shouldn't
you be tending to the fields? Oh?
Speaker 12 (28:33):
Well, much as it has changed since since your time.
You see, slavery or was abolished in the nineteenth century.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
And yes, President Lincoln, I was just.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Wondering if there was someone you'd like to thank for that.
Speaker 12 (28:48):
Well, yes, that would be you. Thank you, President Link.
Don't mention it, Okay, Now back to the show. I
was elected in two thousand and eight, and that's my predecessor,
George W.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Bush. I'll talk you about you almost finished what I
want to go see the cut you Barry Jamboree like
singing Bears. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Hurry up, I want to go splash Mountain.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Check out some wet take shairs.
Speaker 12 (29:12):
Where's everybody going up?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Come on, guys. Lone star ninety two five. Yes, Saturday
Night Live celebrated their fiftieth anniversary with their three hour
special last night on NBC and Paul McCartney closed it
out with that song Wow, have you seen that yet? Yeah,
because Paul looked like he was really having a hard time.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And I'm wondering if it was because he did all
those shows at the Bowery Theater.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yes, yeah, he probably sang his ass off during that. Yeah,
he was just a tad horse.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Probably also hanging out with everybody backing it.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Up, you'd imagine. And Paul is what eighty eighty two,
don't ask, don't give.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Me the line?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Well, he still looks good to me.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, that man can't get any steam caring. Paul Simon
and Sabrina Carpenter opened the show with a performance of
Homeword Bound and it was really good. It was really
kind of touching.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yeah, and I got this right now. This clip from
SNL's Black Jeopardy, which is one of the most sought
after things on YouTube. And Eddie Murphy played Tracy Morgan
while Tracy Morgan played a contestant on Black Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Okay, do you want to hear it?
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Here here's I remember this. Here's Eddie Murphy playing Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Hey, look at this, Tracy Morgan gonna make some big money.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Now, wait a minute, Tracy, don't you already.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Have a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
But you gotta have a lot of money if you're
gonna live like I live. I ate for cheese lasagna.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Only got three cheeses.
Speaker 11 (30:53):
I ain't eating it. Okay, we hear you, Tracy Moore,
refuse three Jesus.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
That's funny. And Steve Martin did the monologue. He described
himself as Saturday Night Lives Newest Diversity higher and he
delivered the old monologue. What I thought was funny, said, yes,
they called me. I was on vacation in the gulf
of Steve Martin. Funny. Tom Hanks introduced a memoriam segment
(31:25):
dedicated to sketches and characters that have aged horribly, as
he s not politically correct. No no, no, no no.
Jack Nicholson made a rare appearance, introducing Adam Sandler, who
sang a special original song dedicated to Saturday Night Live
and I can't wait to see that.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, we've got that up on the bow and them show.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Pay, Yes we do. Bill Murray appeared on Weekend Update
to list the top Update anchors. Now, I don't know
if you ever heard the saying anybody who likes Bill
Murray hasn't worked with him. I of a pain in
the rector.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Heard the same thing about Chevy Chase though, But everybody
was raving about Chevy Chase last night.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Yes. Ryan Reynolds appeared on the show from the audience
with his wife. Blake p Lively said, was I him
thinking I want to get this guy in that lawsuit?
I'm saying? And Paul McCartney closed the show. And here's
the actual closing of the show. Let's see who is
doing this? Martin Short, Martin Shore's doing here? How's the
(32:27):
show closed?
Speaker 13 (32:28):
You want to know what it takes to make a
show like this last for fifty years?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Like these people later around me, the first.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Cast, Loree Newman, Jane.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
Turney, people like they don't have it, Cherry and Harry,
Christoph Penn, Chase Carroll, the Great Ken and Talkton, Emmi
Great Jilly Crystal, and finally the reason we're all here,
the man who made our dreams come true, the one.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
To Know Man and.
Speaker 14 (32:59):
Loud Michaels, God, good night, and God.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
I still think the show is still funny. You're still
they have some duds, but for the most part, they're
not all home runs. But there at least singles up
the drywall. But if you do let it go, people
would wish you held it in. Very true. Oh God, Okay,
coming out, we have tickets to see Sticks. Sticks has
(33:41):
come to town in August at Dosequi's Pavilion. And since
its President's Day, you got to identify the name of
a fictitious president.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, one from a movie. It's a character.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Everybody's seen this.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Movie, and you say the actor is very easy to
ident Yeah, but it's the movie characters.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
I could be given hints all day.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Here's something cool they're doing at this Stick show too.
Bo Styx is going to play the entire Grand Illusion album.
Oh yeah, And Kevin Cronin and his guys are going
to play the entire Ario High in fidelity.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yes, yes, that just makes sense. You know, people that
grew up on those albums kind of get to hear
it all the way through.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
What's Don Felder.
Speaker 15 (34:25):
Going to do?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Oh, he's just got his miscellaneous Speaking.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Of Don Felder, you had a medical scare. We have
that information about them.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
He says he's feeling a lot better, but he.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Is dehydrated and fainted on stage a little wooe.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Okay, speaking of President's Day, I have some President's Day
fects for you.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
All right, we read it.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Did you know Calvin Coolidge, the thirtieth President of the
United States of MRCA, had one of the most unusual
White House pets. He had a raccoon named Rebecca that
would run all over the White House leave little turds
over there. Over there she would hold in the wall.
Thomas Jefferson was not only a founding father and the
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third President of the United States, but also an inventive
mind who is credited with creating one of the most
practical pieces of office furniture, the swivel chair. He actually
in the swivel.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
TJ.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
PJ. Herbert Hoover and his wife lou had a unique
skill that set them apart from other presidential couples, they
both spoke fluent Mandarin Chinese. During their early years of marriage,
the Hoovers lived in China while Herbert worked as a
mining engineer. To adapt, they learned Mandarin and became proficient
(35:51):
enough to hold entire conversations. As President and first Lady,
they often used Mandarin to speak privately in the White
House so nobody would know. What the hell? Here's another
one for you, did you know? Benjamin Harrison, the twenty
third President of the United States, was the first to
have electricity installed in the White House. Cool, but he
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was scared of it. He was so afraid of being
electrocuted he refused to touch the light switches himself and
would have to call somebody. Oh, could you turn that out?
Speaker 14 (36:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Yeah, And this is my favorite. Lyndon Johnson, Oh, Lyndon B.
Was known for his larger than life personality and unconventional
leadership style, to say the least, including his habit of
conducting meetings from the bathroom while he was hunkering on
the commode.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
About that.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
As president, Lyndon Johnson had no qualms about continuing conversations
while taking a dump in the torn open. Yes, he
leaves the door open and expecting AID staff and even
fellow politicians to keep talking as if nothing unusual was happening.
It sounds like something Elvis would try and do, does it?
Speaker 13 (37:06):
All?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Man? Colonel, come here, I got something to day. I
got another President's today saw for you.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
All right, right, let's hear it here, go.
Speaker 16 (37:19):
Hit it.
Speaker 17 (37:23):
George Washington, John EAMs, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe,
John Quincy, and Andrew Jackson, Martin.
Speaker 18 (37:38):
Van Barrant, William Harison, John Timiler, James paulk Zachary Taylor, Millard,
Bill Franklin, Pre's James Buchanan, A.
Speaker 17 (37:52):
Braham Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, Ellis.
Speaker 9 (37:55):
His s Grand.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Ruther, Ford B.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Hayes, James A.
Speaker 17 (38:02):
Garfield, Chester, Arthur Grover, Cleveland, Benjamin Harrisent Grover, Cleve Lynn,
William McKinley, Theodore Rosevelt, William Howard taf Woodrow Willson, Warren
hard and Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, Franklin.
Speaker 18 (38:24):
Rose About, Harry True and Dwight D.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Eyes and Howard.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
John F.
Speaker 18 (38:31):
Kennedy, Lynn and B.
Speaker 17 (38:33):
Johnson, Richard Niwick, Sant.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Gerald Ford, Jemmy Carter.
Speaker 17 (38:39):
Ronald Reagan, George Bush, Bill Clinton, George E. Bush, Barack
Obam up, Donald Trump, Joe Biden forty six.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Oh left out elon musk oh, I guess that's not
official yet. Where's my six year old chid? That's not
how you say it. No, just believe that.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Believe that is that d A t dat Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Okay that you you must have made it a and spilling. Okay,
So there's Sticks and we got tickets to see Sticks.
They're gonna play, uh which album? They're gonna play Grand
all the way through, all the way through, it said
Dos Pavilion on August the I, along with Don Felder
from the Eagles and Kevin Cronan from Ario Speedwagon, And
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that should be a great show. Absolutely so, naturally since
it's President's Day, or maybe unnaturally because that happens a lot. Here,
I'm going to play a clip of a fictitious president.
All right, you must tell me the name of this
president in the movie.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
All right, and the actor is very.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Oh you'll oh yeah, oh yeah. Let me just play
this far. I'll play it for you a couple of times,
all right, okay, two and four or eight one, seven,
seventy seven, five, call me and tell me the name
of this president in this movie that you've seen, and
I'll give you tickets. Ready, okay, ready, okay, here you go.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Dmitri.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
I can't hear too well.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Do you suppose you could turn the music down just
a little? Oh that's much better? Yes, fine, I can
hear you now, Dmitri, clear and playing and coming through fine.
I'm coming through fine?
Speaker 15 (40:42):
Two way?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Good?
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Then?
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Well then, as you say, we're both coming through fine good. Well,
it's good that you're fine then, and I'm fine.
Speaker 15 (40:54):
I agree with you.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
It's great to be fine.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
You have the most look on both of your face.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
I'm trying to raw dog it and not use a computer,
and I am stumped. Man, let me play it again
for you.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Oh it's an old movie. Yes, yes, that's it.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
You got the name. Hold on to hold on?
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Dmitri.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Listen. I can't hear too well.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Do you suppose you could turn the music down.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
Just a little?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Oh, how that's much better?
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Yes, fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri, clear and
playing and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too.
A good then? Well, then, as you say, we're both
coming through.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Fine, good, Well.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
It's good that you're fine then, and I'm fine.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
I agree with you.
Speaker 5 (41:53):
It's great to be fine.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I think you're gonna have to let him know what
year the movie came out, because it's pretty old.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Oh it's like early sixties, sixties, and you probably you
should have figured out that the actor was Peter Seller. Yes, okay,
And if you know that, you should figure out what
movie it is.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Classes it is.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
And then all you have to do is look up
the answer what was the president's name? And then you'll
have the answer and you'll win the sticks ticket. And
remember Dimitri, Demitri dimit. Well he went a little funny
in the head all by them show, all right, what
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was that president's name? What is it? What is it?
What did you say? What was that working?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Muffy marking? He said, Muffy.
Speaker 10 (42:53):
But he's close, Muffly, I'll give you. I'm gonna give
it to him because that's close enough. First call, Yeah,
murking Muffley. Do you know what a Murkan Muffley is?
You know what a Mrcon Muffly is? You know what
it is?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
It's some strange glove.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Yes it is. It is a two pay for a
woman's never reagion.
Speaker 10 (43:15):
Yes, yes, okay, you look at this.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Well the first caller got this. Yeah, how about it?
You guys are smart. Who is this? Who is this? Eh?
Speaker 6 (43:25):
This is mover.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Mark who remarked once you moving today? Oh you probably
got to You probably got the day off, don't you?
Speaker 6 (43:34):
No, you know it?
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah he does. All right, hold on you say, Mark,
we'll hook you up. I don't go anywhere. All right.
There you are the first caller murking muffly.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
And they got they got away with that, Yes, nineteen.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Sixty four because they didn't know. They Hey, that that's
a clever name.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Inside joke.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
I'm gonna name my kid Murkin Muffley if it's a boy.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Oh all right, I.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Got some more goodness for you.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Just hang on, all right. The AMA Supercross Championship Series
is coming to at and T Stadium this Saturday, and
we have a family four pack of tickets to give
away next hour Moon and I are going to open
up that lone Star ticket window around eight forty this morning,
So if you want to win, just keep listening to
Dallas Sport Worst Classic Crock lone Star ninety two to
five hellos.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
For its classic rock lone Star ninety two five. It's
only rock and roll, but it pays the bills and
I like it. I got it, don't. In case you
haven't noticed, we're kind of slacking today. Yeah, we're not
going to break a sweat on the day that we
should have had off.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, the mail service is out and banks are closed,
so you know, I.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Don't want them bills coming to my house anyway. We're
half here. Yes, Also, we told you today is President's
Day and a whole bunch of other stuff. Here's what
we missed over the weekend. We've missed Saint Skeletor's Day.
Oh wow, I hate that I missed that. It's actually
a day for everyone who didn't have a day or
getty flowers for Valentine. And it does take its name
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from Skeletor, the super villain from the Masters of the
Universe cartoons and merchandise because they say it's certain that
Skeletor never celebrated Valentine's Day. Had to reach for that,
one thought, yeah, reach. We also missed Susan B. Anthony Day.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Oh oh, for women everywhere Susan B.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Do they still have those Susan B. Anthony dollars in circulation.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I have a couple at home, do you, But I
never see anybody ever use it, and they.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Look scary like quarters. I don't know. I know I'm
not the only one who put one of those in
a coke machine thinking it was a crime.
Speaker 15 (45:43):
Right.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I was in a convenience store over the weekend, and
when I got my change two of the singles, the
lady goes, oh, I'm out of once. Can I give
you gold coins? And she gave me gold one dollar
American coins instead of single dollar bills.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
We had those be Susan b Anthony, a.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
Little bit bigger and definitely a different color.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Interesting.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, I'll have to bring them in and show you
got I.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Found out in Mexico that their money expires. Really, yes, yes,
So I had some old bills from my last trip
to Mexico and I was like, yeah, that that that
money is inspired. I was like, it's a thousand pesos.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
How you going How you gonna save money if the
money expired before you can spend?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (46:29):
That's just ignorant. Damn. Not to mention we missed National
Almond Day, oh, son of a Because sometimes you feel
like a nut.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Sometimes you don't.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Okay, mounds are almond joy one.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
I love both.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I don't.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
I don't want nothing in my chocolate. I just want chocolate.
I don't know. I'm big, I'm big.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
I love almond.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (46:56):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
It is President's Day, as we told you, And I
was reminded that we haven't played the presidential card game yet.
It's the game between And what's kind of ironic is
with Jimmy Carter passing away last year, that means that
all the presidents depicted in this bit this is by
(47:17):
Rich Little, all the presidents depicted have passed away. Oh wow,
Jimmy card.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
It's like a history lesson.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
But it's it's still funny, Weld, and you guys asked
for it on President's Day, So here you go.
Speaker 16 (47:36):
Well it's good old Jerry Ford. Come on in, Jerry.
We've been waiting for you. Dick and Jimmy are already here.
Sorry I'm late, Ronnie.
Speaker 6 (47:45):
I couldn't find the house.
Speaker 16 (47:55):
Well, this is the White House, sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue.
I want to fifteen hundred. Well that's all right. Oh, listen,
watch out for the.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
China.
Speaker 6 (48:23):
Oh hi, Deck, Hi, Jimmy, Hi.
Speaker 15 (48:26):
Jerry, Hi, y'all you'll ding bat.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
Shut down, Jerry. Let's get the show on the road.
Speaker 13 (48:35):
Now.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
The name of the game is draw poker.
Speaker 15 (48:37):
I fold.
Speaker 16 (48:42):
I didn't deal the cards yet, Jimmy, I fold anyway.
Speaker 7 (48:46):
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a cry baby.
Speaker 15 (48:50):
Oh all right, I'll take a chance.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Now, let's hand he up.
Speaker 15 (48:56):
Wait a minute of the pots a nickel shaw?
Speaker 6 (49:01):
What's everyone looking at me?
Speaker 15 (49:02):
For all?
Speaker 7 (49:09):
For goodness sakes, I must have got stuck in my
coin changer.
Speaker 6 (49:16):
Out. I feel really lucky.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
All right? Who wants to start it off?
Speaker 15 (49:23):
Album?
Speaker 16 (49:23):
For dime?
Speaker 6 (49:24):
I know I'm gonna lose.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Time, will It's up to you, Jerry.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
Gimme all your apes.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
No, Jerry, we're.
Speaker 16 (49:38):
Not playing fish.
Speaker 7 (49:43):
Don't explain anything to him. Drawing your dime, Jerry.
Speaker 16 (49:48):
All right, boys, I'll see that diamond. Raise you a quarter,
just to keep you honest.
Speaker 15 (49:53):
It's too late for Dick.
Speaker 16 (49:56):
Tell us please, we're here to play cards.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
I just raised you a.
Speaker 15 (50:01):
Quarter, Okay, I'll see you.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
I'm in two.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Well, what do you say, Jerry?
Speaker 6 (50:09):
I knock with five.
Speaker 7 (50:14):
Jerry, We're not playing ten, We're playing poker.
Speaker 6 (50:19):
You embo song Dick.
Speaker 16 (50:20):
Please, you're speaking to a former president of the United States.
Speaker 6 (50:24):
You're right. Pardon me, Jerry, I already did.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Listen.
Speaker 16 (50:35):
Are you guys gonna play cards or not? Well, that's
not fair. Why do I only have five cards when
Dick has ten?
Speaker 7 (50:46):
What ten?
Speaker 6 (50:47):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 15 (50:49):
Five in your hand and five up your sleeve? I
say him, I say him.
Speaker 7 (50:55):
I'll just a minute. I want to make one thing
perfectly clear.
Speaker 6 (51:00):
I'm not a crook.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
Ronnie Jerry, Jemmy, Jerry, come back. I want to play
by five aces. Won't anybody play with me?
Speaker 4 (51:20):
I thought you'd catch me. You remember when we used
to have to play record albums and you wouldn't sure
when that song was gonna end, and you would I
know I'm gonna get see now you can watch the
little counter countdown so we don't get fooled again. To
grab that fader and be ready to whippo. Yeah, that's
what you did. Or you had to cueue up albums
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and the front part of a song would get scratch
on it.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
That's what I love about listening to records, though that
sounded Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
Kind of charm and pop. Yes, okay, who want our
tickets to go see Supercross at Jerry World?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yella, congratulations, James would go, Jane would go.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Now, did you know that you could own and live
in a piece of movie history in Austin?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Really?
Speaker 4 (52:11):
Oh? Yes you can?
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Which movie? Is it?
Speaker 4 (52:14):
A home that's been made famous thanks to the nineteen
ninety three film Dazed and Confused, Wow is on the market?
Speaker 13 (52:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Just sell not as an airbnb huh.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
No, yeah, you can buy it. It was featured in
the cult classic as the home of character Mitch Kramer Mit,
portrayed by Wiley Wiggins. Doesn't it sound like the character's
name would be Wiley Wiggins And I'm Mitch Kramer. I'm
an actor. The film helped watched the careers of several
of its actors, including Matt I'll ride, I'll ride. You
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know you want to watch Gits Jack Book out right?
Speaker 14 (52:50):
Right?
Speaker 4 (52:50):
Ben Affleck was in a scene in the front yard.
He was He was a guy that kept trying to
beat his ass. Yeah, he was after Mitch. He was
after Mitch because that was kind of a right of passage.
If you go into your senior year, you get your
ass busted. That's right. They'll do that, initiate it. They'll
do that in football and beat the snot ol. Well,
how cool. That's an Austin house and it's up for sale.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
And I bet you it costs more than one point
five million.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
It's probably up there, don't get okay. The home is
located in the heart of the Allendale neighborhood in Austin.
Chris Tanell is the realtor and son in law of
the current owners of the home, where his wife used
to live. The family bought the home in nineteen sixty five,
a year after it was built, and they bought it
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for thirty thousand dollars. The four bedroom twobeth house is
listed just shy of a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Does not surprise me with that Austin housing market.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars for a house that
just looks average, but it was in compute.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Housing costs are more expensive in Austin than Dallas.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
I would be at all surprised. Yeah, it's the Hollywood thing. Oh,
it seems like all the Hollywood's moving to Austin. It's
driving up the real estate.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
It's the tech world actually.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Yeah, that's time.
Speaker 6 (54:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
Best you's better behave yourself. Well you hear It's all
I gotta say.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Hey, banks may be close for President's Day, but not
our bank. Rock the Bank is open for business today
with your shot at one thousand dollars nine times today.
Bo and I have that first keyword of the day
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Speaker 4 (54:39):
Dallas Fort worthst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Here's a guy in that band. I'm sure you're familiar
with Don Felder. He is coming with Sticks Sticks and
also Kevin Cronan of Reo Speedwagon. They'll be at dose
Ki's Pavilion on August the first, and we'll have more
tickets to give away all week at seven fifty is
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starting tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
Yeah, and he's featured in our Time Wasters at the
Bow and Them show page at lone Start ninety two
five dot com.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
And responsible for the riff in that song.
Speaker 6 (55:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
So former Eagles guitarist Don Felder had a little medical
scare this weekend, but he was back on stage Saturday
after almost passing out while performing on Thursday aboard the
Rock Legends Crews on Royal Caribbean's Independence of the season.
He just had started playing Tequila Sunrise when he went
weak in the knees, stumbled, and then had to be
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escorted off stage, cutting short the show, scaring audience members.
Now we have video up on the Bow and Them
show page that you can check out, but here's Don
Felder talking about that moment that he felt weak on stage.
Speaker 4 (55:48):
I stepped back from the microphone.
Speaker 19 (55:49):
And I just was like, oh, wait a minute, this
feels like acid. I just felt like I'm leaving my
body wait a second. And I looked over to Jade
and my girlfriend, who was over on the side of
the stage, who knows every look I've ever made to her,
and she saw me going like that and came right
(56:13):
out on stage, grabbed me and had to get me
off stage because I was going down.
Speaker 4 (56:18):
That's a good woman.
Speaker 6 (56:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:19):
Very scary though, and he was apparently suffering from dehydration.
But he was back on stage Saturday night and received
a standing ovation. He kicked off with the Eagles already gone.
Speaker 4 (56:31):
Do you know who who else is on that cruise?
Our boy Gary Howey.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yes, he talked about that when he talked to us
back in November.
Speaker 4 (56:40):
Yeh sure.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
So Saturday Night Live celebrated their fiftieth anniversary with a
three hour special last night, and if you missed it,
you can still catch it on Peacock. Among the musical highlights,
Paul Simon and pop star Sabrina Carpenter opened the show
with a moving performance of Homeward Bound. Adam Sandler honored
those cast members who are asked with a special song
that he made up, and the legendary Paul McCartney wrapped
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up the show singing carry that Weight, which is always
very emotional for me. But you thought that he didn't sound,
well he's like McCartney, Well he's in his early eighties. Yeah.
Plus he played three separate shows at the Bowery given
ahead of this fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 4 (57:23):
Now what shape your voice is in three straight nights
doing that? And yes, you're gonna sound a little.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
And long sets too.
Speaker 11 (57:30):
Now.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
Meanwhile, on Friday nights SNL Homecoming concert, people are still
talking about North Texas's own post Malone. He joined the
surviving members of Nirvana on stage for Smells Like Teen
Spirit out of thumbs up from Dave Grohl gave him
a huge hug afterwards, very emotional. We have that performance
up as well if you want to check that out.
And if any Osbourne fans expected him to do a
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full set with Black Sabbath in England on July fifth
for that farewell show, well, they can officially give up hop.
On the latest episode of his Aussie Speaks or Tries
to Speak show on Sirius, sm Osborne said, I'm not
planning on doing a set. I'm sorry, he says, he's
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doing little bits and pieces with them. He's doing what
he can where I feel comfortable. As you know, has
problems walking and standing and speaking because of Parkinson's disease.
We're not making fun. We're loving on him.
Speaker 4 (58:31):
Yeah, yeah, kid, because we love Yes.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Uh, he's going to be performing, sitting down on his
throne for both his set with Black Sabbath and his
solo stuff. And finally, all you wanted to do was
go kayaking with your dad, but a whale had other ideas.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
I've seen this now we have.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
The video of that humpback whale just swallowing up that
kayaker and then spinning him out.
Speaker 4 (58:55):
I guess, I guess.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
So we have the video up on the bow and
I'm sure page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 4 (59:06):
Lone star ninety two five. Well it wasn't too bad.
You know, nobody was up here. All the salespeople took
President's Day off.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
It is a federal holiday, you know.
Speaker 4 (59:18):
But the show must good one. It's a good one.
That fun. Yeah, it's nice to have Anna back.
Speaker 1 (59:25):
We had a blast with Jimmy, but we wanted to
get your heine home from Mexico in one piece.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
I missed working with Jimmy. I know, you guys had
so much fun with him, and I had a great
time with my family in Mexico City. Always good to
come home.
Speaker 4 (59:41):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
There was a boys club on Friday and it was
like the three of us wrote a sports.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
But I did see the picture that you had with
my Valentine's decorations on Jimmy's head. Oh yeah, he's a
silly boy.
Speaker 4 (59:58):
All that's how we rolled around. Yeah, it's a really
good time. Oh he got blast, you know, because I
know he kind of gets the itch. Sometimes he can
deny it all he wants.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
We tell him all the time that he's always welcome, right,
this is his home.
Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
You'll still have to get up.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
And we've we've got some other ideas to hit up
Jimmy again, don't we. We've got something something in May
that we were gonna ask him about. And then blood drops.
Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Oh his birthday, birthday, yes, twenty fourth.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Of it, and the blood drive. He always stops by anyway, Yeah, maybe,
and Alan he'll stop by again.
Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Man, I hadn't even thought about the blood drive. I
on't even know when it is.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
They're starting to get the locations locked down down the
hall there and I'm seating paperwork about it a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Okay, So it's coming together. Whatever happens happened, and we'll
make it happen. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
And just as soon as we find out the dates,
we'll let you know so you can put it on
your calendar as well. So many of the rascuols come
year after year after year to collect those shirts.
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
They do. Yeah, and some people have collections. Yeah. Yeah.
With that, that brings all the shirts on.
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
The hangers, the hangers, and there they all were now
what he should do is go with that company and
make a big quilt out of all of you.
Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
All Right, So I hope you'll tune in tomorrow because
there's gonna be a toy at Box Tuesday. I got
some goodest for you. Do you all ready to do it?
Speaker 15 (01:01:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Gars.
Speaker 9 (01:01:23):
Bye,