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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Summer is here and everybody's looking for fun in the
sun except for redheads and albinos.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
But good news, there's.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
A place people with red hair and fair skin can
go to avoid getting sun burned. It's Shadeland, a three
thousand acre waterless park that's perfect for people who burn easily.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Check out the sitting tent.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Perfect for sitting, or enjoy a tasty meal in the
eating tent.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
The only thing that's gonna be sizzling in there is meat.
Want to cool off? Check out the cool and Off tents.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's a tent that just has a bunch of fans
in it. Now, that's a cool time to be had
by all.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So if you want to enjoy summer while staying out
of the harsh, evil sun.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Then come on down to shade Land. You'll be glad
you did.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Warning.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No refunds, even though you'll definitely want one, because this
will probably be the least amount of fun you'll ever
have on beach.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Beach party for the most uproariously uninhibited unveiling of today's
pagan rites.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The Simon Puberty Dance all over again.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Ranky Avalon and that fun of Chell. Two youngsters in
love you'll love. There is an irresistible surge of that
urge to romantically merge. Ah, it's wild and wonderful when
ten thousand kids feed on five thousand beach blankets. Hey,
water walk girls, laughing, loving, living it up.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Occasion a beach party two.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Now, I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and keep
them company. I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and
live by the side.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Of the scene.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
I'll conscious I am by the light of day so
sat night can find their way. I want to marry
a lifehouse keeper.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
On that day.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Okay, we'll take walks along the moon lit bay. Maybe
find a treasure too. I love living in a night house,
living in a house.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Baby, every single day you living.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
In a light house.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
So I went by the baby. So if you won
to make the dreams come true, the lighthouse deeper, we
could live in a house. So I don't buy the baby.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Now, before you start saying, Bo's lost it, he's gone
off the deep end. Were it's time for shock therapy
for this match. Well, let me tell you why today
is National Lighthouse Day.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Is I love lighthouses too?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
It was Senator John H. Chaffey, a Republican from Rhode Island,
who introduced a resolution that would designate August seventh as
National Lighthouse Day. Lighthouse groups commonly offer activities on this day,
such as tours of lighthouses, presentations, and cruising.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I love the lighthouse in Port Isabelle, I know.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh yeah, I've actually been to that party. Yes, and
the beach party. You know that movie trailer. If you're
gonna have a beach party where there's a lighthouse visible,
you can celebrate both days. It's beach party days.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I love movies about lighthouses, so I want to recommend
the Vanishing to Butler's in that and it's damn good.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah. It's also National Psychiatric Technician Appreciation Day.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh yes, I appreciate them a lot.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Me too. Somebody got to work with them, crazy fole
like me. It's particularly postuous packaging Day.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What the heck is that those of.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
You who have had trouble getting things out of packaging
may have experienced what they call wrapping rage. Oh yeah,
this is when you get really pissed off because you're
trying to open a package that's impossible to open.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And when you live by yourself, you have to go
to your neighbor and bother them. Can you open this?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Can I borrow you all for a second? It is
National Sea Serpent Day? Yeah? I like that. Am I
the only one who remembers Beanie and Cecil cartoons?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You don't remember Beanie and Cecil.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I have seen them on YouTube, but I don't remember
growing up watching it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, I'm a blank. Cecil was a sea serpent who
was Beanie's lifelong friend, and they were always getting hassled
by dishonest John who is always going yeah, mustag yes, yes, yes, yes.
Now you know National Professional Speaker's Day. Well, that's basically
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what we do on this show, except don't take what
comes out of our mouths too seriously because we don't. Okay,
we don't take life too seriously.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
We're professional because they pay us to speak.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm trying to think of something that we actually do
take seriously and it can't really come.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Up with nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It is a MA Equal payday. Please please? How much
do you think your mom deserves to get paid for
raising you right when sometimes you wanted to turn you
loose in a forest and leave you there. Huh? Pull
a Hansel and gretel on you. As it is also
Purple Heart Day. It is now awarded to any member
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of the armed forces who has been wounded or killed
in battle or who died after being wounded.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yes, and thanks to their families for their sacrifice.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
And it's Raspberries and Cream Day. Nice summer retreat. I've
never had raspberries and creams. Oh, no, very good. I've
had strawberries and cream. You know what they call raspberries. Well,
that nature's candy, nature's can't well, I didn't know this. Fancy. See,
you're gonna learn stuff on this show today because it's
also Ask Us Stuff Day and where you can ask
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any question you want to about anything. If it's a
legitimate question, we'll find the answer for you. They Ask
your Stuff Hotline two one four eight six, six eighty
six hundred and we checked it today and we got
some good question. Like I say, we gonna learn something.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And choose your news at seven fifty.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yes, and there is no theme today, sorry, Ennabelle. I
know you like it when they're.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's okay, it's on my calendar. So I was able
to prepare myself emotionally.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Okay, all right, take a deep breath. It's coming around.
It's seven to fifty. We're gonna play that for deep
purple and yes, tickets and we got all sorts of goodies,
including another installment of Traffic in bundage. As a matter
of fact, one of the questions on the ask of
Stuff line is about traffic and bottom Yes, yes, oh
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playing that Lada old lass. He's got fans, baby. And
there's some goofy stuff on the freaking fool file. But
that's why we have the freaking fool file.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Because we love goofy stuffy I do.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
So let's get ready for the show and prepare ourselves
for the onslaught of the senses right now, because it's
gonna be one of those shows y'all read it?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yes, the boarding, thank you?
Speaker 8 (07:02):
That so good?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Oh man, if I don't get my morning stretch, I
am not ready for the show at all. Thanks. I'm
not sure I'm ready to all right now, But we've
already started, so we may as well finished.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You do it, alright, y'all, get you ass up.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Come on, don't make me do it?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Know it all right? You don't make me do it.
I'm gonna do it yet.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
You made me do it.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
You've made me do it. Dallas. What was Classic Roncolone
Star ninety two five thirty eight special? Who Ao says
is playing Billy Bob's on Friday September twentieth. That's right
from that, ain't nine you boys? Come on any times?
It's up Billy Bob's Love you, Marty?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yes, six thirty in time for sports of.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
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Injury lawyers go to Will Heightwinds dot com.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, I gotta ask you something right off the bat.
Did the Rangers win last night?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
They lost to the Astros Sported two. They're gonna wrap
up their three game series this afternoon at the Shed,
one thirty five.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
First pitch. Well, some of you may remember this guy.
I know, Anna does Dwayne Thomas? Oh yeah, a running
back for the Dallas Cowboys when they finally broke through
and won a Super Bowl to cap the nineteen seventy
one season. He has died at the age of seventy seven. Now,
most of you that were around when Dwayne Thomas was playing,
knowing that he was a trouble maker. He was with
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the Cowboys in nineteen seventy and seventy one. A pair
of seasons plagued by contract dispute that once led him
to call coach Tom Landry plastic man. Plastic Man. He
was the first player to score a touchdown at Texas
Stadium in nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And he also was a unanimously picked to be the
MVP of the Super Bowl that year, but then he
was misbehaving, so they picked Roger Stauback instead.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well, they should have given it to Roger anyway, that's
a better choice. I think. He was born and raised
in Dallas before playing college football at West Texas State
in the Texas Panhandle. Was a first round pick by
the Cowboys in nineteen seventy As a rookie, Thomas helped
the Cowboys reach the Super Bowl, where they couldn't shake
the moniker of next to YEARK champions after losing to
Baltimore in that awful game. After the season, Dwayne Thomas
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demanded a restructured contract, but it was rejected by the Cowboys,
so he was traded to New England. He refused to
report to the Patriots, and the deal was voided by
then commissioner Pete Roselle. You don't just refuse to go
to the team that you've been sent to. Thomas refused
to talk to reporters the entire nineteen seventy one season
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because he believed they had taken management side, but he
still played an important role for the team that beat
Miami twenty four to three for our first Super Bowl title.
Speaking of the Cowboys, what's the latest with Cdee Lamb anyway?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Ceedee Lamb was placed on
the reserve did not Report list by the Cowboys yesterday Borrow.
The move creates roster space to allow the Cowboys flexibility
while Ceedee Lamb holds out. Lamb and the Cowboys have
been in contract negotiations that have caused Lamb to hold
out in protests of the lack of a deal. Now,
he's coming off a career year in which he caught
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one hundred and thirty five passes for one thousand, seven
hundred and forty nine yards and twelve touchdowns. Fantasy manager
should monitor the situation to see how long he may
actually drag this out. Despite holding out, Ceedee Lamb is
a surefire top three pick heading into upcoming fantasy drafts.
But in the grand scheme of things, what's important is
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that he finally shows up for training camp and gets
to work preparing for the upcoming season for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Exactly, exactly exactly, and every practice he missus costs him
one fifty.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Fifty thousand dollars every time he misses a practice of
training camp.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Misinformation can sure spread quickly in the world of social media.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Let's call it the Jungle of social media.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Over the weekend, multiple posts claimed the Dallas Cowboys in
the NFL would use facial recognition to monitor their fans.
Saw that post, guaring that the inaccurate posts gained thousands
of shares. The factual posts from the NFL's PR rep
only got twenty four shares for whatever reasonices, Yeah, I
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guess the lies are juicier aside from talking about DAK
and the Cowboys training in Oxnard or Foxnard fans on
social media. We're talking about a tweet claiming the Cowboys
in the NFL we're set to use facial recognition on fans.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Just so you know it ain't true, Okay.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
The NFL's facial recognition system, which is called WICKET, is
for people with secure credentials like media vendors, mainstay personnel
who have already submitted photo IDs. Okay, and yes, it
is powered by artificial intelligence. Please don't do something stupid
like getting into a fight over something like this, or
they will use it to find you.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
They will use it to bust you. Okay, long you
don't act a fool misbehaves. No, Charles Barkley has changed
his mind. Yesterday, he said to remain with TNT Sports
through the remainder of his contract, reversing the announcement he
made in June during the NBA Finals, saying I'm through.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm glad he's staying.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Barkley said at the time that the twenty twenty four
to twenty five season would be his last on television,
no matter what eventually happened with the NBA's media deal negotiations.
He signed a ten year contract extension with TNT Sports
in twenty twenty two. He joined TNT in two thousand
and has been a part of the Inside the NBA show,
which has won twenty one Sports Emmy Awards and has
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been a model for studio shows. Barkley took home his
fifth Sports Emmy for Outstanding Studio Analysis in May. What
Barkley's future looks like if TNT does not have an
NBA remains to be seen there, so let's jump to Peli.
Yesterday I was bitched out for giving Olympic results when
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the events hadn't been seen on TV.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeh yeah, because of the time difference.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Well, I'll tell you what's gonna happen today. Noah Lyles
is back on the track for the men's two hundred
meter semifinals this afternoon. US sprinters and metal favorites Quincy
Hall and Michael Norman will run in the men's four
hundred meter final. Men will skape for gold in part
finals after preliminary rounds earlier in the day. Co champion
pole vaulters Katie Moon and Nina Kennedy will go head
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to head for the Olympic title. We'll see if any
one of their body parts get them disqualified. US men's
will play Poland in the volleyball simis and play Australia
and water polo quarterfinals. The US women will take on
Nigeria and the women's basketball quarterfinals. Medals will be awarded
in artistic swimming for Team Acrobatic Ball. I love that
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you would kind of silly Americans Andrew Capo Bianco and
Carson Tyler are set to hit the pool this morning
in the men's three meter springboard diving semifinals. Test run
meant to allow Olympic athletes to familiarize themselves with the
Marathon swimming court and the Saint River was canceled yesterday
over concerned about the water quality.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Poop in the water again, Poo poo.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
It must be like swimming in the Trinity River, and
you certainly don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh, you know, kind of move the bodies out of
the way. The US men's basketball team is two wins
away from yet another gold medal. Team USA took another
step towards an Olympic five pete with a blowout quarterfinal
victory over Brazil yesterday. Devin Booker, Anthony Edwards, and Joel
Mvid led six Americans who scored in double figures as
Team USA rolled to a one twenty two to eighty
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seven wins at Burcy Arena. The Americans, who improved to
a perfect four and zero in Paris, will next have
to go through arguably the world's best basketball player in
order to reach the gold medal game. Team USA semi
final showdown will be a Paris rematch, as the Americans
will face once again three times. NBA MVP Nicola.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Chuckins, see she's doing it too. I started, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Keep it yeah, Jockitch and Serbia to the USA and
Serbia will square off in the semifinals tomorrow at two pm.
It will follow France and Germany, which will tip off
at ten thirty at it's easier to.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Say, oh, yeah, yeah, it just rolls right off the tongue,
or maybe remember exactly US women's soccer kicking ass in
the Paris Olympics too. We are especially impressed by a
young lady named Sophia Smith. She scored an extra time
and the women's soccer team for the United States earned
a spot in the gold medal match at the Paris Olympics,
a one to oh victory over Germany yesterday.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
It was a nail bier nice.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
The last time Team USA made it to the Olympic
finals in this particular sport was at the London Games
in twenty twelve. The US is going to play Brazil now,
and they will and which beat world champion Spain four
to two yesterday Brazil did. And the two countries you're
going to face off this coming Saturday. The gold medal
match coincidentally lined up with Sophia Smith's twenty fourth birthday.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Very cool, well wait to kick ass. Sophia.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Germany will play Spain in the bronze medal match on Friday.
We're back at it on Saturday with women's soccer okay.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
The balance being final for women's gymnastics at the Olympics
an unexpected number of falls and wobbles, but the gymnasts
who competed in the event said they noticed something unusual
during the competition, how quiet it was. The unusually quiet
arena may have played a factor in the shaky balance,
being vinyl ver some own Biles Sunisia Lee and a
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handful of other event finalists Biles Lee, Brazil's Julius Ores
and Romania Sabrina Machivonia all fell during their routines inside
Bursy Arena, where no music was played and some fans
hushed others for making noise while the athletes were up.
There is typically a wall of sound at all times
during the meets that can serve essentially as background noise
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for the athletes. They like it because in some way
it mimics a typical practice at their home gym, where
they play music all the time. Silence was distracting. Yeah,
silence is golden, but is still distracting. And earlier this week,
French pole vaulter Anthony, Amiart Oddi and Miro. Yes, he
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was attempting a vault and failed because the bulge below
his belt bumped crossbar. His dream of winning a gold
medal was dashed because of his world class whanger. Well,
even though he didn't win a medal, he did get
a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars offer from the
adult website Cam Soda to show off his slow Wow.
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No word as of yet is he accepted their offer
or not.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Go for it?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Go for it, go far we can pull fight his
mixed on it Going Dallas Forwards, Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five. Coming up our first round of
Ascus Stuff questions from our Ask Stuff hotline.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
We ask a good.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Question, Yes we do. Now it's time for the freaking
fool file. A sixty one year old Florida man lost
fifty pounds without even trying and discovered that it was
due to a deadly fungus inside of him that is
normally found in back turds. He went to the hospital
after experiencing night sweats, fatigue, and fever for ten months.
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Now you think after one month of symptoms, you might
want to go get checked out. But this guy thought
I'll go away in a couple of days. He was wrong.
He weighed all that time before seeing a doctor. Test
showed his fungus levels were twenty five times the detectable limit,
affecting his heart, spleen, and adrenal glands. Doctors noted he
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was lucky to be alive, as that kind of infection
is one hundred percent fatal if untreated, and he weighed
ten months. Lucky he's still here. A building supervisor with
a farm hadn't been in contact with bats or birds,
but may have encountered infected soil. After a few heart
surgeries and anti fungal treatment, his symptoms improved. The Department
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of Health is testing his farm soil to confirm if
that was the source of the fungus. Sure, but listen,
don't wait no ten months. If you think something wrong,
go now.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Okay he didn't have time, Bill Robert, I.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Know, Okay, he had stuff to do. I'm sorry I
should have thought.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
About take this out. Sunday dinner at a family's home
in Florida came to an abrupt end when cop showed
up to arrest a man who had just assaulted his
mother with spaghetti.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
His mother.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Police in Saint Petersburg say forty one year old Anti
Fiaco got into an argument with his sixty one year
old mother, which led to a physical altercation. Anthony allegedly
threw spaghetti at his mom, striking her in the head
and leaving her face and hair just covered in red sauce. Well,
this pissed mama, so she called the police, and Anthony
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attempted to flee before officers arrived. Cops finally arrived and
found Fianco hiding behind a bush outside the house. Tried
to run away, but the five six two hundred and
fifty pounds man wasn't able to run away from officers,
and he was arrested. Now, if you're five foot six
and weigh two hundred and fifty pounds, you're not going
to be able to run away from anybody without eventually
getting caught and you know, having to catch your breath.
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Cops have charged him with domestic battery and resisting an officer.
So your mom slaved over a hot stove to cook
you a nice Sunday dinner, dude, and you throw that
dinner on your mama's face.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Came on?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, but I'll tell you what got a little doss down.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
You guys, With the kind of stories that are coming
in for freaking fool File, we could have our own
segment called Florida Food Fight.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yes, exactly we could.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Here's another Florida food fight drama story for you from
Saint Pete. Thirty four year old Dennis doctor Eshah Persad
reportedly got into a fight over getting her husband Taco
bell and McDonald's for his birthday dinner.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Okay, I can see why you go what.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
It's the thought that counts.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Maybe later that evening, miss Persad allegedly threw a shot
a soft shell taco at her thirty five year old husband,
the birthday boy, and she hit him in the right
side of the face with this soft shell taco. Now,
when the cops showed up and they were called, it
was still on the side of his face.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Wow, it was just stuck there, taco shell.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Presumably this was not to disturb the chain of evidence
for the federales, right.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I want you to see what she did. Look what
she did.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
When asked what started the fight, the husband told the officer,
what would you do if all you got for a
birthday dinner was Taco Bell and McDonald's. Well man necessarily injured,
but maybe his spirit was a little bit broken by
the burrito turned weapon.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
The missus has been charged with domestic battery.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
You know he was expected a nice steak dinner. Oh yeah,
he ends up with fast food.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Oh man, I'm going out. What time will you eat? Yeah,
here's McDonald's and Taco Bell. Boom bus. This in your faith? Okay?
There is something called the Fear Fire. It is now
the world's strongest beer. It actually comes with a warning
label urging customers not to exceed more than an ounce
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in one sitting because of the incredibly high alcohol content.
You realize the out is like a shot. All alcoholic
drinks could be consumed in moderation, but that goes double
for extreme concoctions like beth or Fire, a beer so
strong it reportedly makes your tongue go numb. Damn.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't know if I won't drink any now.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
This reminds me the story about the King.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Even coffee, Yes, that Ralphie May was telling that doesn't
make your tongue go numb.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
It's rated at seventy five percent alcohol by volume. This
Scottish style barley ale is brewed for two months and
then blended with pure Scottish spirit before undergoing fermentation and
triple filtration to remove all the impurity. It was launched
in twenty twenty one by Scotland's eighty eight brewery. Betheir
Fire quickly achieved legendary status because of the extreme alcohol content.
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If you're not supposed to drink more than one ounce
at one sitting, you know it'll kick your ass and
leave you null and void for quite a long time.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah I don't want that. I want a nice little buzz.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to be hugging the kimode
after one can. Bether Fire is not only the world's
strongest beer, but also one of the most expensive. One
fifty eight bucks for a six pack. Oh forget it. Yeah,
but think of how long a six pack is going
to last year one ounce at a time. In case
you were wondering, the world's second strongest beer is Snake Them,
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with an alcohol by volume by a mere sixty seven
and a half percent at all. How bad do you
want your brain sell? Obviously not too bad. Come to
think of the liver are gonna fall out your ass
and your liver will revolt and crawl out? All right,
Our first round of EFKA stuff coming up in just
a few.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
And good news, we don't have a pair of tickets
to Deep Purple.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
We have a.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Family four path yes that's right, four tickets so that
you and three of your friends can go to Dicky's
Arena and Fort Worth to see Deep Purple. And yes, Monday,
August nineteenth. Want to win, we'll play choose your News
at seven point fifty. You picked the story that Bow
just made up, and you win. That's next hour right
here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort
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Worth's Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Dallas For's Classic Rock Loan the Star ninety two to five. Yes,
Journey will be here with def Leppard and Steve Miller Band.
But after that they're canceling their European tour YEP, because
of all the bitching and infighting going on between Neil
John and Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
They don't have the money. Bo They don't have the
money because of that American Express. Oh, that's right, mold
it out. Neil John matched it all out. Yep, million bucks.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Okay, actually it was ten thousand dollars hotel room, ten
thousand dollars a night to night. Who needs that? It
would be nice, but forget it all right. Today is
Ascus Stuff Day, the Aska Stuff Hotline two one for
eight six six eighty six hundred call at anytime. Are
we ready to tackle some of these questions we found today?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Absolutely well?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
The first one I'm on direct to Ale okayay, here
you go.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
On the song love roller Coaster with the Red Hot
Chili Peppers. I wanted to know if Flee is the
person who's singing the song.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Does Flee sing lead on that?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
No, not necessarily. Now looking up the research on this
Red Hot Chili Pepper song, which was recorded for the
soundtrack to be and butt Head Do America?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Uh, and it is. It's an old gap band cover.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
I believe no Ohio players, Ohio players all right? When
they record the song. There's not a lot of information
about the recording session. However, it was the four guys
in the band Chad, John, Anthony and Flee in the
studio with Rick Rubin and it was just the five
of them. Anthony sings lead and yes, Flee is the
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imminent backup singer for the band. You don't see Chad
and John on Mike's hardly at all. So it was
sort of a collective effort. And there's also a little
bit of an ill information about it too. It's kind
of a mystery.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Well, now we're smarter than what we were before a
little bit. All right, here's another one for you.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
Wonder if you guys anything about those three guys that
play Big Brown Beaver dressed like cowboys was like plastic
guys on YouTube. Ye, pretty cool song, But I don't
know anything about them, So I'm wondering if you guys.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
He's talking about Primus and Wenona's Big Brown Beaver.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yes, and in this video they look like big text
on acid.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah, they look really creepy, really hard.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's fairy.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Primus is a really weird band. Their fans show their
love for Primus by shouting.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Primus sucks at their shows. That is absolutely true.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
I got to see Primus thirty years ago at Woodstock
ninety four.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Oh you went to Yeah, they were really good.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Now, the dress up like the cowboys.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
No, they were just up there in their goofy clothes.
It looks like what they slept in on the bus. Really,
even though it was a big gig.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
You might recognize Primus for doing the theme to South Park.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yes, yes, them doing the thing u Park.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
My favorite line from the Big Brown Beaver song is
the beaver eats Taco bell.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
So they've got this song that's been around a while
and it goes when you nont know how the Big
Brown Beaver around. She struck it up in the air
and you can hear the rest of it. I saw
him a few years ago with the Majestic Theater. They
theemed their whole tour around Willy Wonka.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh really, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
That doesn't surprise me at all. Crimes sucks. Go see him.
Here's one for you.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
I was wondering on I Love Lukey why Ricky and
Lathy always slept in separate beds because.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
The censors wouldn't let him do it. Yes, yes, they
wouldn't let him sleep in the same band.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Now, in the nineteen fifties, television producers were very conservative.
That showed up in two major ways. First, Ricky and
Lucy always slept in separate beds, but throughout this series
the bed slowly moved further and further apart because advertisers
actually complained that the beds were too close.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Well where do you think little Ricky came from? Yah?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, And writers wanted to hide Lucy's pregnancy too, because
they had banned the word pregnant on this show. Yes,
was in real life expecting baby little Ricky or is Ricky?
Used to say spectin? But now there was a couple
before Lucy and Ricky Ricardo who actually did sleep in
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a bed together.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
And who was that?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Mary Kay and Johnny. I'd never heard of them, but
they had a TV show in nineteen forty seven through
nineteen fifty and they actually were married in real life
as well, but they were allowed to sleep in the
bed on that teav show.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
They were married the chel Yes, the first couple they
say was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
And they weren't real.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
They weren't even real. Okay, here's oh, oh, this is
this is a personal question for me both.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
I know you've been doing radio for a long time.
How much longer are you going to keep doing this?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
You know?
Speaker 8 (29:44):
I mean, I know it's fun, but there comes a
point when it's time to go, and aren't you just
are you tired of get up so early in the morning?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Think, well, yeah, I don't like getting up. But I'll
tell you, I'll give you the same answer that I
give everybody who asked me that question, and believe it's
a lot of people. I'll retire when this isn't fun anymore. Amen,
If I have to put up with too much Toro Coca,
then I'll say bye, y'all. I'll see you later. I'm retiring,
But right now it's still fun that I think you've
(30:15):
got a good ten or fifteen years en years. I
lock to thanks, So, okay, we got time for a
couple more. Here, here you go.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
I like to know the date as a Beatles breakout.
Thank you, y'all have a blessed start.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Thank you. The official day of the Beatles breakup. Well.
The Beatles officially broke up on December twenty ninth, nineteen
seventy four, after a series of events that began in
nineteen sixty nine, and in late nineteen sixty nine, John
Lennon privately told his bandmates I want a divolce from
the band, but it wasn't clear if the departure would
be permanent. Then, on January thirtieth, nineteen sixty nine, the
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Beatles performed their last live show on the roof of
Apple Records Apple Coour Records in London. May remember that
April tenth, nineteen seventy, Paul mcl prtney announced the breakup
in a press release before releasing his first solo album, McCartney.
On December thirty first, nineteen seventy, McCartney filed a lawsuit
in the London High Court against the other Beatles and
Apple Corp. Demanding the disillusion of the band, and finally,
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on December twenty ninth, nineteen seventy four, the court ruled
in favor of McCartney, ending the Beatles officially as a
legal entity.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
And we thought Journey had some legal problems.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Dam right. The show Dallas, What's Classic Rock? Lone Star
ninety two five coming up? We're gonna blade choose your
news for tickets to see Deep Purple And yes that's
pretty good Bill.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
A four pack, not a parent four pack, That's right,
That's right.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Everybody this week who won gets four You take your
whole fam, Damley or you and two other friends or
three other friends if you want to get in there,
so get ready for that. But now it is time
to smarten us midgeon and educate you and iota. It's
time law.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Did you know?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Now I have been asked to explain this, so I'm
going to do it. Did you know the left side
of your brain cannot manage two opposite directions in the
same movement. Here's an example. Sit in a chair, sit down, okay,
lift your right foot off the ground just a few
inches and rotate your foot to the right in a
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clockwise motion, making a circle. While making that circle, use
your right index finger and draw the number six in
the air. What happens changes.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Directions Y did without even thinking.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
No matter how hard you concentrate, your foot will change
direction as soon as you start to draw the you
it happened. That is because the left side of your
brain can I manage to opposite direction in the same movement.
If you switch to your left foot, there's no problem
because the right side of your brain controls your foot movement,
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while the left side of your brain can focus on
drawing the number six. It also works if you do
the same thing with your left foot and draw six
in the air, then it'll if it's on the same side,
it will change direction.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
The brain.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Learn something here. Yeah, some of you are going to
try that at work and go volume. It's freaky. See
I told you. Did you know? There is a mosquito
specifically adapted to the London underground, fittingly called London Underground Mosquitoes.
They have involved to optimize their subterranean life. A relative
(33:32):
of the common house mosquito, which feeds mainly on birds
and disappears in the winter months, this tube dweller is
active all year round and has developed a taste for
human blood. Awesome. They also like rats, trash sludge, and
they shed their skin flakes for commuters to watch.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Oh nasty god.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Did you know one of the hottest places on our
Death Valley, Nevada is home to the Devil's Whole pupfish
That is a creature so rare it's found in just
one place in the entire world. A cubicle sized portion
of a pool called Devil's Hole, which heats up to
more than ninety degrees fahrenheit and is attached to a
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cavern system so deep and vast that it ripples if
there's an earthquake in China. Wow, God, God know.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
That's kind of scary.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
It is kind of strange, kind of a cooked fish.
Did you know In one of the world's most beautiful libraries,
pest control is left to experts bats. The Jonine Library
in Portugal is home to sixty thousand books and many
small colonies of bats, who have swooped around the bookshelves
for centuries, eating the beetles and moths that would otherwise
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destroy oldest times in the library holes. They destroy the books,
so the bats just eat them.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
That sounds like an episode of Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
It kind of does, yeh huh, except it would be
an owl. I guess. I wonder what they do about
all the bat I don't know. That's the people that
don't work at the library. They ones got to worry
about that. Did you know? The world is home to
some really weird insects from the exploding ants of Southeast Asia,
who protect their colonies by literally blowing themselves up and
(35:18):
dealing invaders a goopy death. To Australia's incredibly rare giant
Gypsiland earthworms, known for their distinctive undersound or girly sounds,
they make a sound and they grow as long as
seven feet.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Was a girly sound bow, not girly sound.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I thought it was a girly sound. Hi, you want
to go to brunch?
Speaker 4 (35:43):
That's what they said. And did you know sub Saharian
Africa is home to a bird that has guided people
to honey for perhaps millions of years. It's called honey
guide birds. That was clever. They have forged a skill
sharing deal with humans. The birds find beehives hidden in
burrows in trees and the people get the hives out.
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Then the humans go home loaded with honey, and the
birds eat the tasty grubs and the wax. It is
a mutually beneficial arrangement and probably the fewest known example
of communication between humans and wild animals. Cool. We all
help each other around here. I love it all right?
Get ready you all want to go to Deep Purple?
(36:25):
And yes, we'll hang on. We got a four pack
coming up next on the bowl and them show Dallas
what was classic Rogalone star ninety two to five Deep
Purple coming with Yes, how'd you like to go for free?
Speaker 8 (36:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yes, please?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Well, if you'd like to go for free, you can
take three other people with you. Because it's a four
pack and all you have to do to win is
shoes your news, all right, he'll holliwake. I have fore
headlines here, three of them past issues from the great tabloid,
The Weekly World, which is no longer in print, but
(37:01):
it's online. I have three of them are real, but
I have one that I'm made up myself. You find
the fake headline and you win the deep Purple tickets.
This is a four pack, okay, so you're also playing
for three other people, so there is no theme, so
you must tell me is the fake headline? Headline number one?
Cupid plays cruel trick on young couple sweethearts vanish in
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Carnival Tunnel of Love and they're still missing. Mystifying disappearance
of man and woman in their mid twenties have reportedly
been confirmed by Australian Fairgrounds. They must have gone through
a portal to another dimension. There's no other explanations. As
investigator of the paranormal, Others think the couple faked it
so they could run away together and get married. Ah
(37:49):
or is it headline number two? Two headed jungle boy
raised by animals caught in Hunkner's monkey track physicians have
anthropology have joined international relief workers in the search for
a two headed child who was snagged in a jungle
trap but managed to escape. The boy appears to be
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a feral child raised by animals. He should be recaptured
and restored to human society, says head of team of researchers.
Two headed child still hasn't been found. I love that movie.
Didn't sound like a good one? Or is it? Headline
number three? Nazi astronauts launched into space in nineteen forty
three returned to Earth. No, it's incredible they haven't aged
(38:34):
a day. Those space pioneers, sent by Adolf Hitler on
possible suicide mission during World War II, recently splashed down
in the Atlantic and are now being interrogated at an
undisclosed military facility in the US.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
The fact that they survived for all these years in
space is beyond comprehension, says Nassau. Sorts Nazi nots uh huh?
Or is it? Headline number four? Denver man struck by
lightning in nineteen ninety nine, has been predicting future events
with astonishing accuracy ever since. This man foresaw the Columbine
shooting in Colorado, the September eleventh attacks, and the Space
(39:11):
Shuttle Columbia explosions as paranormal researcher studying Man's amazing accuracy
in psychicability. He also predicted things that haven't come true yet,
like when humans make contact with space aliens and the
application of all diseases coming to give us. So one
of those is a lie? Which one is it? Let
(39:31):
me review is it? Headline number one Cupid plays cruel
trick on young couple. Sweethearts vanish in carnival Tunnel of
Love and they're still missing. Headline number two two headed
jungle boy raised by animals caught in Hunter's monkey trap.
Number three Nazi astronauts lost into space in nineteen forty
three return to Earth they haven't aged a day or
(39:52):
number four. Denver Man, struck by lightning in nineteen ninety nine,
has been predicting future events with astonishing accuracy ever since.
Study long study wrong.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
They all sound they come from your crazy.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Little head, don't they do, don't they?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Okay, I'm gonna pick this one.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
You're gonna pick that one? Sorry, Anna Bell, that would
be wrong. Way. This number has got to come from
Bow's brain. Ni damn it, too obvious. Damn it, you're
ready for the big reveal? It is this one?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
No serious?
Speaker 4 (40:23):
I playing nothing, No, all right, I'm devious, basher Dan, Yes, yes,
two one four, one seven, seventy seven one nine five.
Tell me which one do you think is the fake headline?
Let's go along, well, on them show, all right, which
one is the fake headline? Tell me three? Number three?
That would be Nazi astronauts launched into space in nineteen
(40:44):
forty three return to Earth. They haven't aged a day.
Oh no, oh no, that is a real headline.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I thought that was it too, sir.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
No, well you thought wrong. Thought thought he had to
fart and crap his pants. You never heard that before. No, alright,
let's go back to the phones. Here, go on them show.
Which one do you think is the fake headline?
Speaker 9 (41:09):
Number two?
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Number two, two headed jungle boy raised by animals, cotton
Hunter's monkey trap. That's what Ao said.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I was wrong too, That's what sounded like it came
from horse.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
It did. Come on, monkey boy, and you talk about
a two headed monkey boy, you know, bow merh. So
look where we are. I have a chance at a
grand slam. You do, because I fooled you two. Now
let's see if I can fool everybody else? Is it?
Headline Number one Cupid plays cruel trick on young couple, sweethearts, vanishing,
Carnival Tunnel of Love and still missing. Or number four
(41:43):
denver Man, struck by lightning in nineteen ninety nine, has
been predicting future events with astonishing accuracy ever since. For
one or four, I am crossing my fingers here.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I know you're praying for someone to lose bo.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
I know that's terrible. It's nice. Bon on them show?
Tell me which one do you think is the fake headline? Hello,
I'm just gonna give up hanger bonhom show, which one
do you think is the fake headline? Number number one
Cuban plays cruel trick on young couple, sweethearts, vanish and
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Carnival Tunnel of Love and they're still missing.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
A sorry, sir, you lose one.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
It's a grand slam from the kid ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
You're celebrating that poor man's loss.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
GRANDI I'm round in the face.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Tell you what careful, don't fall?
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Don't you dare jump either? There's the picture's bound where
hod LEA. Clark wrote that thing and meal and he
comes home victorious. All right, bonehom show? Which one is
the fake headline? Come on?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Say four?
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Which one? Number one? Number one? Bonom Show? Which one
is the fake headline?
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Number one?
Speaker 4 (43:04):
No, we just got past that. See, I know, I know,
and I understand y'all can't pay attention all the time
going them show. All right, it's not number one? So
which one is the fake headline? Number four? Number four?
Number four? All right? You got a four pack of
tickets to Deep Purple and Yes, and I got a
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grand slam.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Dammit, he's still celebrating.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
All right, who is this? This is all right, Paul?
Hang on, we gotta hook you up. You got a
four pack of tickets so you can take some people
with you to the show. All right, all right, alight,
hold on, there you go, Paul. Oh, you know what's
coming up next, don't you? Oh? I smell leather, traffic
and bondage you Linda last, But I don't care.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
I'm running another lap around the baby.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Guess what more? Family? Four packs of tickets to see
Deep Purple and Yes tomorrow morning, but next hour, get
ready to win tickets to head to Fort Worth Tannehill's
Tavern and Music Hall. You'll get to see band the
band Dirty Honey October eighteenth as coming up in the
lone Star ticket window at eight forty right here on
lone Star ninety two five. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Man, I read the signs and they all have a
bunch of dirty words on it scribbled on there. I
smell neather. And you know this time of the morning,
traffic is tied up and some people are gonna get
rear ended. Oh, it means it's time for traffic and
(44:33):
bonded with the mysteries.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Of the highways and the byways, the one and.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Know like Linda lash Hello, my little words, Hello, mister Hello, Jo.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Who's happy to see me?
Speaker 4 (44:45):
I'm yeah, I'm I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Who's happy to see my trusty little whip?
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah you too? Oh yes, it doesn't that feel so good?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
I heard today is National Sea Serpent Day. I'm sure
you want me to see your serpent?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Oh yeah, whoa.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
WHOA very impressive helicopter. It looks like a super soaker.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
A super soker.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Reminds me of one of my other clients. He recently
had to go see a therapist and showed up at
his first appointment dressed in nothing but plastic wrap.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Plastic rap.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
The therapist said, I can clearly see your nuts. You
are not showing proper enthusiasm. But I'm gonna have to
take out the chains. No, not the change, the change.
Take that. Okay, I learned my leg. All right, let's
(45:58):
take a look at the dry as bow No's traffic
is all tied up. In McKinny. We have a mishap
on seventy five southbound near one twenty one, the Sam
rug Burn Tollway.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
It's Sam Rayburn's silence. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Give you some rug burns, mister.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Oh no no?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
He Dallas on six thirty five LAJ slowdowns after a
truck got rear ended. Oh yeah, that tailpipe is all bent.
It looks like a French pole vaulter, if you know
what I oh. In Karen County on one eighty three,
(46:42):
traffic is bumper to bumper. An eighteen wheeler lost its load.
Oh yeah, that roadway is oh so slippery. You're gonna
have to whip around now. Do you know how much
I love too whip around?
Speaker 8 (47:03):
I know you.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I hope your drive into work is oh so painful.
It is now on Linda Lash with your traffic and BONDI.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
The last trafficking bondage. I'm gonna need a band aid
or too. Good morning, the bow in Them show in
the morning and.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Dallas Works Classic Rock all day.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
This is lone Star ninety two five, Dallas Horse Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. Thank you for tuning
in here today, especially since my computer screen just went blank. Yeah,
I have no we.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Didn't even touch it. All of a sudden, it was like.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
What the yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Imagine being a pilot of an airplane and all of
a sudden, the whole control panel disappears in front of you.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
That's what Bo's looking at right now. Black screen. So
I know what buttons to push, I just can't see
them anymore.
Speaker 7 (47:55):
Let me run in the other room and I can
fire it for you on que how about that, and
you guys chit chat?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Okay, well, just we'll fly blind.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Okay, we're flying in the black. We're flying blind because
kids see what's going Really, I don't know how we're
gonna finish the show.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Serious, dude, it's your next gen machine and it's rebooting
or something.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
I don't even know what time it is. It says
eight twenty eight twenty. No, over here it says eight
o five.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Oh that's wrong too. Oh my god, we're gonna have
to submit a trouble to trouble ticket.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
Oh wait, look, here says warning no operation system found.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah it's here, we just can't see it.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
You're on the air.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
Yeah, we're on air. We just can't fire the next
element right now. I'm gonna have to run into the
Randy word do it for you.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
And then it says press control all delete to reboot. No, no,
you think it'll just completely throw us off?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Either that or we'll all blow up. Yeah, that might
be the history that you told us about. And did
you know?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
Okay, just apocalypse button. I just hit control al lead.
Now his screens are completely black.
Speaker 7 (49:12):
Oh my god, to worse.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Here do have some good news?
Speaker 4 (49:19):
Good news?
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, the Big Text Choice Awards have selected their final lists.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
All right, Yeah, normally i'd give you a cut up,
but I can't save my damn bar which okay, So
I don't know how the rest of the show is
going to go. I don't know if there will be
a rest of the show, but.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
We'll see how it works.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
We'll just wing it.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Okay, Well give me, give me the Big Chick Big
Text Choice Awards.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
It okay, So I love this headline. It says batter up,
get it batter. Here's the list of the Big Text
Choice Awards finalist for twenty twenty four ten finalists. Among
the savory items, I think you'll like this boat drowning
taketos long to tias stuffed with shredded chicken, then fry
like a flouta placed in a cup and then drowned
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in different sauces. You get to pick the sauce you want.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Oh you know, I'd love to look up a picture
of it, but I have.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Also there's hot chicken pancake poppers. This is pimento cheese,
Nashville hot chicken dipped in pancake batter and then deep fried.
And how about this Texas fried burnt and bombs.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Excuse me, yes.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Brisket with shredded potatoes, bacon and cheese, deep fried and
served with raspberry chipotle barbecue glaze.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Oh dang.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
And then let's go to the sweet category. Among the
sweet items coming to the State Fair of Texas this year,
Russo's Cotton candy bacon on a stick. It's a slab
of bacon glazed with cotton candy, sugar and then served
on a stick. Muddy bar Alaska a nutty bar jazzed
up with marshmallows, Oreos, strawberry sauce on a stick on
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a stick. Yeah, strawberry pop tarts, beignetful a comba vignets,
pop tarts and waffles on a stick on a stick.
Or how about a pickle coated in Lucky Charms fruit loops,
Captain crunch, layered in cotton candy on a stick.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
Wait a minute now, now you lost me on that.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, the pickle. One, I don't like.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Pickles with what cereals? Did you say?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Lucky Charms, fruit loops and Captain crunch and then layered
in cotton candy. The winners will be announced Thursday, August
twenty second, and we'll get to try them out before
the State Fair.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Text they're going to bring up some samples.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yes, we're working on that, of course. The State Fairy,
Texas will open Friday, September twenty seventh. Now doesn't that
make you feel better? Even though your computer?
Speaker 4 (51:41):
Well, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to push
a button and see if it works. Okay, all right,
because we have a blank screen, I'm going to push
this button right here. Cross your fingers. Yeahs. Cross
Summer is here and everybody's looking for fun in the
sun except for redheads and albinos.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
But good news, there's.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
A place people with red hair and fair skin can
go to avoid getting sun burned. It's Shadeland, a three
thousand acre waterless park that's perfect for people who burn easily.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Check out the sitting tent.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Perfect for sitting, or enjoy a tasty meal in the
eating tent.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
The only thing that's gonna be sizzling in there is meat.
Want to cool off? Check out the cool and Off tents.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's a tent that just has a bunch of fans
in it. Now, that's a cool time to be had
by all.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So if you want to enjoy summer while staying out
of the harsh, evil sun.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Then come on down to shade Land. You'll be glad
you did.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Warning.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No refunds, even though you'll definitely want one, because this
will probably be the least amount of fun you'll ever
have on beach.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Beach party for the most uproariously uninhibited unveiling of today's
pagan rites.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The Simon Puberty Dance all over again.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Ranky Avalon and that fun of Chell. Two youngsters in
love you'll love. There is an irresistible surge of that
urge to romantically merge. Ah, it's wild and wonderful when
ten thousand kids feed on five thousand beach blankets. Hey,
water walk girls, laughing, loving, living it up.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Occasion a beach party two.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Now, I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and keep
them company. I want to marry a lighthouse keeper and
live by the side.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Of the scene.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
I'll conscious I am by the light of day so
sat night can find their way. I want to marry
a lifehouse keeper.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
On that day.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Okay, we'll take walks along the moon lit bay. Maybe
find a treasure too. I love living in a night house,
living in a house.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Baby, every single day you living.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
In a light house.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
So I went by the baby. So if you won
to make the dreams come true, the lighthouse deeper, we
could live in a house. So I don't buy the baby.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Now, before you start saying, Bo's lost it, he's gone
off the deep end. Were it's time for shock therapy
for this match. Well, let me tell you why today
is National Lighthouse Day.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Is I love lighthouses too?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
It was Senator John H. Chaffey, a Republican from Rhode Island,
who introduced a resolution that would designate August seventh as
National Lighthouse Day. Lighthouse groups commonly offer activities on this day,
such as tours of lighthouses, presentations, and cruising.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I love the lighthouse in Port Isabelle, I know.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh yeah, I've actually been to that party. Yes, and
the beach party. You know that movie trailer. If you're
gonna have a beach party where there's a lighthouse visible,
you can celebrate both days. It's beach party days.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I love movies about lighthouses, so I want to recommend
the Vanishing to Butler's in that and it's damn good.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah. It's also National Psychiatric Technician Appreciation Day.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh yes, I appreciate them a lot.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Me too. Somebody got to work with them, crazy fole
like me. It's particularly postuous packaging Day.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What the heck is that those of.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
You who have had trouble getting things out of packaging
may have experienced what they call wrapping rage. Oh yeah,
this is when you get really pissed off because you're
trying to open a package that's impossible to open.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And when you live by yourself, you have to go
to your neighbor and bother them. Can you open this?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Can I borrow you all for a second? It is
National Sea Serpent Day? Yeah? I like that. Am I
the only one who remembers Beanie and Cecil cartoons?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You don't remember Beanie and Cecil.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I have seen them on YouTube, but I don't remember
growing up watching it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, I'm a blank. Cecil was a sea serpent who
was Beanie's lifelong friend, and they were always getting hassled
by dishonest John who is always going yeah, mustag yes, yes, yes, yes.
Now you know National Professional Speaker's Day. Well, that's basically
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what we do on this show, except don't take what
comes out of our mouths too seriously because we don't. Okay,
we don't take life too seriously.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
We're professional because they pay us to speak.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm trying to think of something that we actually do
take seriously and it can't really come.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Up with nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It is a MA Equal payday. Please please? How much
do you think your mom deserves to get paid for
raising you right when sometimes you wanted to turn you
loose in a forest and leave you there. Huh? Pull
a Hansel and gretel on you. As it is also
Purple Heart Day. It is now awarded to any member
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of the armed forces who has been wounded or killed
in battle or who died after being wounded.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yes, and thanks to their families for their sacrifice.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
And it's Raspberries and Cream Day. Nice summer retreat. I've
never had raspberries and creams. Oh, no, very good. I've
had strawberries and cream. You know what they call raspberries. Well,
that nature's candy, nature's can't well, I didn't know this. Fancy. See,
you're gonna learn stuff on this show today because it's
also Ask Us Stuff Day and where you can ask
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any question you want to about anything. If it's a
legitimate question, we'll find the answer for you. They Ask
your Stuff Hotline two one four eight six, six eighty
six hundred and we checked it today and we got
some good question. Like I say, we gonna learn something.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And choose your news at seven fifty.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yes, and there is no theme today, sorry, Ennabelle. I
know you like it when they're.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's okay, it's on my calendar. So I was able
to prepare myself emotionally.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Okay, all right, take a deep breath. It's coming around.
It's seven to fifty. We're gonna play that for deep
purple and yes, tickets and we got all sorts of goodies,
including another installment of Traffic in bundage. As a matter
of fact, one of the questions on the ask of
Stuff line is about traffic and bottom Yes, yes, oh
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playing that Lada old lass. He's got fans, baby. And
there's some goofy stuff on the freaking fool file. But
that's why we have the freaking fool file.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Because we love goofy stuffy I do.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
So let's get ready for the show and prepare ourselves
for the onslaught of the senses right now, because it's
gonna be one of those shows y'all read it?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yes, the boarding, thank you?
Speaker 8 (07:02):
That so good?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Oh man, if I don't get my morning stretch, I
am not ready for the show at all. Thanks. I'm
not sure I'm ready to all right now, But we've
already started, so we may as well finished.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You do it, alright, y'all, get you ass up.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Come on, don't make me do it?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Know it all right? You don't make me do it.
I'm gonna do it yet.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Here you go.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
You made me do it.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
You've made me do it. Dallas. What was Classic Roncolone
Star ninety two five thirty eight special? Who Ao says
is playing Billy Bob's on Friday September twentieth. That's right
from that, ain't nine you boys? Come on any times?
It's up Billy Bob's Love you, Marty?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yes, six thirty in time for sports of.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
All sort, brought to you by the will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to Will Heightwinds dot com.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, I gotta ask you something right off the bat.
Did the Rangers win last night?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
They lost to the Astros Sported two. They're gonna wrap
up their three game series this afternoon at the Shed,
one thirty five.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
First pitch. Well, some of you may remember this guy.
I know, Anna does Dwayne Thomas? Oh yeah, a running
back for the Dallas Cowboys when they finally broke through
and won a Super Bowl to cap the nineteen seventy
one season. He has died at the age of seventy seven. Now,
most of you that were around when Dwayne Thomas was playing,
knowing that he was a trouble maker. He was with
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the Cowboys in nineteen seventy and seventy one. A pair
of seasons plagued by contract dispute that once led him
to call coach Tom Landry plastic man. Plastic Man. He
was the first player to score a touchdown at Texas
Stadium in nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And he also was a unanimously picked to be the
MVP of the Super Bowl that year, but then he
was misbehaving, so they picked Roger Stauback instead.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well, they should have given it to Roger anyway, that's
a better choice. I think. He was born and raised
in Dallas before playing college football at West Texas State
in the Texas Panhandle. Was a first round pick by
the Cowboys in nineteen seventy As a rookie, Thomas helped
the Cowboys reach the Super Bowl, where they couldn't shake
the moniker of next to YEARK champions after losing to
Baltimore in that awful game. After the season, Dwayne Thomas
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demanded a restructured contract, but it was rejected by the Cowboys,
so he was traded to New England. He refused to
report to the Patriots, and the deal was voided by
then commissioner Pete Roselle. You don't just refuse to go
to the team that you've been sent to. Thomas refused
to talk to reporters the entire nineteen seventy one season
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because he believed they had taken management side, but he
still played an important role for the team that beat
Miami twenty four to three for our first Super Bowl title.
Speaking of the Cowboys, what's the latest with Cdee Lamb anyway?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Ceedee Lamb was placed on
the reserve did not Report list by the Cowboys yesterday Borrow.
The move creates roster space to allow the Cowboys flexibility
while Ceedee Lamb holds out. Lamb and the Cowboys have
been in contract negotiations that have caused Lamb to hold
out in protests of the lack of a deal. Now,
he's coming off a career year in which he caught
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one hundred and thirty five passes for one thousand, seven
hundred and forty nine yards and twelve touchdowns. Fantasy manager
should monitor the situation to see how long he may
actually drag this out. Despite holding out, Ceedee Lamb is
a surefire top three pick heading into upcoming fantasy drafts.
But in the grand scheme of things, what's important is
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that he finally shows up for training camp and gets
to work preparing for the upcoming season for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Exactly, exactly exactly, and every practice he missus costs him
one fifty.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Fifty thousand dollars every time he misses a practice of
training camp.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Misinformation can sure spread quickly in the world of social media.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Let's call it the Jungle of social media.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Over the weekend, multiple posts claimed the Dallas Cowboys in
the NFL would use facial recognition to monitor their fans.
Saw that post, guaring that the inaccurate posts gained thousands
of shares. The factual posts from the NFL's PR rep
only got twenty four shares for whatever reasonices, Yeah, I
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guess the lies are juicier aside from talking about DAK
and the Cowboys training in Oxnard or Foxnard fans on
social media. We're talking about a tweet claiming the Cowboys
in the NFL we're set to use facial recognition on fans.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Just so you know it ain't true, Okay.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
The NFL's facial recognition system, which is called WICKET, is
for people with secure credentials like media vendors, mainstay personnel
who have already submitted photo IDs. Okay, and yes, it
is powered by artificial intelligence. Please don't do something stupid
like getting into a fight over something like this, or
they will use it to find you.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
They will use it to bust you. Okay, long you
don't act a fool misbehaves. No, Charles Barkley has changed
his mind. Yesterday, he said to remain with TNT Sports
through the remainder of his contract, reversing the announcement he
made in June during the NBA Finals, saying I'm through.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm glad he's staying.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Barkley said at the time that the twenty twenty four
to twenty five season would be his last on television,
no matter what eventually happened with the NBA's media deal negotiations.
He signed a ten year contract extension with TNT Sports
in twenty twenty two. He joined TNT in two thousand
and has been a part of the Inside the NBA show,
which has won twenty one Sports Emmy Awards and has
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been a model for studio shows. Barkley took home his
fifth Sports Emmy for Outstanding Studio Analysis in May. What
Barkley's future looks like if TNT does not have an
NBA remains to be seen there, so let's jump to Peli.
Yesterday I was bitched out for giving Olympic results when
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the events hadn't been seen on TV.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeh yeah, because of the time difference.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Well, I'll tell you what's gonna happen today. Noah Lyles
is back on the track for the men's two hundred
meter semifinals this afternoon. US sprinters and metal favorites Quincy
Hall and Michael Norman will run in the men's four
hundred meter final. Men will skape for gold in part
finals after preliminary rounds earlier in the day. Co champion
pole vaulters Katie Moon and Nina Kennedy will go head
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to head for the Olympic title. We'll see if any
one of their body parts get them disqualified. US men's
will play Poland in the volleyball simis and play Australia
and water polo quarterfinals. The US women will take on
Nigeria and the women's basketball quarterfinals. Medals will be awarded
in artistic swimming for Team Acrobatic Ball. I love that
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you would kind of silly Americans Andrew Capo Bianco and
Carson Tyler are set to hit the pool this morning
in the men's three meter springboard diving semifinals. Test run
meant to allow Olympic athletes to familiarize themselves with the
Marathon swimming court and the Saint River was canceled yesterday
over concerned about the water quality.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Poop in the water again, Poo poo.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
It must be like swimming in the Trinity River, and
you certainly don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh, you know, kind of move the bodies out of
the way. The US men's basketball team is two wins
away from yet another gold medal. Team USA took another
step towards an Olympic five pete with a blowout quarterfinal
victory over Brazil yesterday. Devin Booker, Anthony Edwards, and Joel
Mvid led six Americans who scored in double figures as
Team USA rolled to a one twenty two to eighty
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seven wins at Burcy Arena. The Americans, who improved to
a perfect four and zero in Paris, will next have
to go through arguably the world's best basketball player in
order to reach the gold medal game. Team USA semi
final showdown will be a Paris rematch, as the Americans
will face once again three times. NBA MVP Nicola.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Chuckins, see she's doing it too. I started, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Keep it yeah, Jockitch and Serbia to the USA and
Serbia will square off in the semifinals tomorrow at two pm.
It will follow France and Germany, which will tip off
at ten thirty at it's easier to.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Say, oh, yeah, yeah, it just rolls right off the tongue,
or maybe remember exactly US women's soccer kicking ass in
the Paris Olympics too. We are especially impressed by a
young lady named Sophia Smith. She scored an extra time
and the women's soccer team for the United States earned
a spot in the gold medal match at the Paris Olympics,
a one to oh victory over Germany yesterday.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
It was a nail bier nice.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
The last time Team USA made it to the Olympic
finals in this particular sport was at the London Games
in twenty twelve. The US is going to play Brazil now,
and they will and which beat world champion Spain four
to two yesterday Brazil did. And the two countries you're
going to face off this coming Saturday. The gold medal
match coincidentally lined up with Sophia Smith's twenty fourth birthday.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Very cool, well wait to kick ass. Sophia.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Germany will play Spain in the bronze medal match on Friday.
We're back at it on Saturday with women's soccer okay.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
The balance being final for women's gymnastics at the Olympics
an unexpected number of falls and wobbles, but the gymnasts
who competed in the event said they noticed something unusual
during the competition, how quiet it was. The unusually quiet
arena may have played a factor in the shaky balance,
being vinyl ver some own Biles Sunisia Lee and a
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handful of other event finalists Biles Lee, Brazil's Julius Ores
and Romania Sabrina Machivonia all fell during their routines inside
Bursy Arena, where no music was played and some fans
hushed others for making noise while the athletes were up.
There is typically a wall of sound at all times
during the meets that can serve essentially as background noise
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for the athletes. They like it because in some way
it mimics a typical practice at their home gym, where
they play music all the time. Silence was distracting. Yeah,
silence is golden, but is still distracting. And earlier this week,
French pole vaulter Anthony, Amiart Oddi and Miro. Yes, he
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was attempting a vault and failed because the bulge below
his belt bumped crossbar. His dream of winning a gold
medal was dashed because of his world class whanger. Well,
even though he didn't win a medal, he did get
a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars offer from the
adult website Cam Soda to show off his slow Wow.
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No word as of yet is he accepted their offer
or not.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Go for it?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Go for it, go far we can pull fight his
mixed on it Going Dallas Forwards, Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five. Coming up our first round of
Ascus Stuff questions from our Ask Stuff hotline.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
We ask a good.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Question, Yes we do. Now it's time for the freaking
fool file. A sixty one year old Florida man lost
fifty pounds without even trying and discovered that it was
due to a deadly fungus inside of him that is
normally found in back turds. He went to the hospital
after experiencing night sweats, fatigue, and fever for ten months.
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Now you think after one month of symptoms, you might
want to go get checked out. But this guy thought
I'll go away in a couple of days. He was wrong.
He weighed all that time before seeing a doctor. Test
showed his fungus levels were twenty five times the detectable limit,
affecting his heart, spleen, and adrenal glands. Doctors noted he
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was lucky to be alive, as that kind of infection
is one hundred percent fatal if untreated, and he weighed
ten months. Lucky he's still here. A building supervisor with
a farm hadn't been in contact with bats or birds,
but may have encountered infected soil. After a few heart
surgeries and anti fungal treatment, his symptoms improved. The Department
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of Health is testing his farm soil to confirm if
that was the source of the fungus. Sure, but listen,
don't wait no ten months. If you think something wrong,
go now.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Okay he didn't have time, Bill Robert, I.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Know, Okay, he had stuff to do. I'm sorry I
should have thought.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
About take this out. Sunday dinner at a family's home
in Florida came to an abrupt end when cop showed
up to arrest a man who had just assaulted his
mother with spaghetti.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
His mother.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Police in Saint Petersburg say forty one year old Anti
Fiaco got into an argument with his sixty one year
old mother, which led to a physical altercation. Anthony allegedly
threw spaghetti at his mom, striking her in the head
and leaving her face and hair just covered in red sauce. Well,
this pissed mama, so she called the police, and Anthony
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attempted to flee before officers arrived. Cops finally arrived and
found Fianco hiding behind a bush outside the house. Tried
to run away, but the five six two hundred and
fifty pounds man wasn't able to run away from officers,
and he was arrested. Now, if you're five foot six
and weigh two hundred and fifty pounds, you're not going
to be able to run away from anybody without eventually
getting caught and you know, having to catch your breath.
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Cops have charged him with domestic battery and resisting an officer.
So your mom slaved over a hot stove to cook
you a nice Sunday dinner, dude, and you throw that
dinner on your mama's face.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Came on?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, but I'll tell you what got a little doss down.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
You guys, With the kind of stories that are coming
in for freaking fool File, we could have our own
segment called Florida Food Fight.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yes, exactly we could.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Here's another Florida food fight drama story for you from
Saint Pete. Thirty four year old Dennis doctor Eshah Persad
reportedly got into a fight over getting her husband Taco
bell and McDonald's for his birthday dinner.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Okay, I can see why you go what.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
It's the thought that counts.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Maybe later that evening, miss Persad allegedly threw a shot
a soft shell taco at her thirty five year old husband,
the birthday boy, and she hit him in the right
side of the face with this soft shell taco. Now,
when the cops showed up and they were called, it
was still on the side of his face.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Wow, it was just stuck there, taco shell.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Presumably this was not to disturb the chain of evidence
for the federales, right.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I want you to see what she did. Look what
she did.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
When asked what started the fight, the husband told the officer,
what would you do if all you got for a
birthday dinner was Taco Bell and McDonald's. Well man necessarily injured,
but maybe his spirit was a little bit broken by
the burrito turned weapon.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
The missus has been charged with domestic battery.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
You know he was expected a nice steak dinner. Oh yeah,
he ends up with fast food.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Oh man, I'm going out. What time will you eat? Yeah,
here's McDonald's and Taco Bell. Boom bus. This in your faith? Okay?
There is something called the Fear Fire. It is now
the world's strongest beer. It actually comes with a warning
label urging customers not to exceed more than an ounce
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in one sitting because of the incredibly high alcohol content.
You realize the out is like a shot. All alcoholic
drinks could be consumed in moderation, but that goes double
for extreme concoctions like beth or Fire, a beer so
strong it reportedly makes your tongue go numb. Damn.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't know if I won't drink any now.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
This reminds me the story about the King.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Even coffee, Yes, that Ralphie May was telling that doesn't
make your tongue go numb.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
It's rated at seventy five percent alcohol by volume. This
Scottish style barley ale is brewed for two months and
then blended with pure Scottish spirit before undergoing fermentation and
triple filtration to remove all the impurity. It was launched
in twenty twenty one by Scotland's eighty eight brewery. Betheir
Fire quickly achieved legendary status because of the extreme alcohol content.
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If you're not supposed to drink more than one ounce
at one sitting, you know it'll kick your ass and
leave you null and void for quite a long time.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah I don't want that. I want a nice little buzz.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to be hugging the kimode
after one can. Bether Fire is not only the world's
strongest beer, but also one of the most expensive. One
fifty eight bucks for a six pack. Oh forget it. Yeah,
but think of how long a six pack is going
to last year one ounce at a time. In case
you were wondering, the world's second strongest beer is Snake Them,
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with an alcohol by volume by a mere sixty seven
and a half percent at all. How bad do you
want your brain sell? Obviously not too bad. Come to
think of the liver are gonna fall out your ass
and your liver will revolt and crawl out? All right,
Our first round of EFKA stuff coming up in just
a few.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
And good news, we don't have a pair of tickets
to Deep Purple.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
We have a.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Family four path yes that's right, four tickets so that
you and three of your friends can go to Dicky's
Arena and Fort Worth to see Deep Purple. And yes, Monday,
August nineteenth. Want to win, we'll play choose your News
at seven point fifty. You picked the story that Bow
just made up, and you win. That's next hour right
here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort
(24:43):
Worth's Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Dallas For's Classic Rock Loan the Star ninety two to five. Yes,
Journey will be here with def Leppard and Steve Miller Band.
But after that they're canceling their European tour YEP, because
of all the bitching and infighting going on between Neil
John and Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
They don't have the money. Bo They don't have the
money because of that American Express. Oh, that's right, mold
it out. Neil John matched it all out. Yep, million bucks.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Okay, actually it was ten thousand dollars hotel room, ten
thousand dollars a night to night. Who needs that? It
would be nice, but forget it all right. Today is
Ascus Stuff Day, the Aska Stuff Hotline two one for
eight six six eighty six hundred call at anytime. Are
we ready to tackle some of these questions we found today?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Absolutely well?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
The first one I'm on direct to Ale okayay, here
you go.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
On the song love roller Coaster with the Red Hot
Chili Peppers. I wanted to know if Flee is the
person who's singing the song.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Does Flee sing lead on that?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
No, not necessarily. Now looking up the research on this
Red Hot Chili Pepper song, which was recorded for the
soundtrack to be and butt Head Do America?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Uh, and it is. It's an old gap band cover.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
I believe no Ohio players, Ohio players all right? When
they record the song. There's not a lot of information
about the recording session. However, it was the four guys
in the band Chad, John, Anthony and Flee in the
studio with Rick Rubin and it was just the five
of them. Anthony sings lead and yes, Flee is the
(26:25):
imminent backup singer for the band. You don't see Chad
and John on Mike's hardly at all. So it was
sort of a collective effort. And there's also a little
bit of an ill information about it too. It's kind
of a mystery.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Well, now we're smarter than what we were before a
little bit. All right, here's another one for you.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
Wonder if you guys anything about those three guys that
play Big Brown Beaver dressed like cowboys was like plastic
guys on YouTube. Ye, pretty cool song, But I don't
know anything about them, So I'm wondering if you guys.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
He's talking about Primus and Wenona's Big Brown Beaver.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yes, and in this video they look like big text
on acid.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah, they look really creepy, really hard.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's fairy.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Primus is a really weird band. Their fans show their
love for Primus by shouting.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Primus sucks at their shows. That is absolutely true.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
I got to see Primus thirty years ago at Woodstock
ninety four.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Oh you went to Yeah, they were really good.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Now, the dress up like the cowboys.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
No, they were just up there in their goofy clothes.
It looks like what they slept in on the bus. Really,
even though it was a big gig.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
You might recognize Primus for doing the theme to South Park.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yes, yes, them doing the thing u Park.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
My favorite line from the Big Brown Beaver song is
the beaver eats Taco bell.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
So they've got this song that's been around a while
and it goes when you nont know how the Big
Brown Beaver around. She struck it up in the air
and you can hear the rest of it. I saw
him a few years ago with the Majestic Theater. They
theemed their whole tour around Willy Wonka.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh really, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
That doesn't surprise me at all. Crimes sucks. Go see him.
Here's one for you.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
I was wondering on I Love Lukey why Ricky and
Lathy always slept in separate beds because.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
The censors wouldn't let him do it. Yes, yes, they
wouldn't let him sleep in the same band.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Now, in the nineteen fifties, television producers were very conservative.
That showed up in two major ways. First, Ricky and
Lucy always slept in separate beds, but throughout this series
the bed slowly moved further and further apart because advertisers
actually complained that the beds were too close.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Well where do you think little Ricky came from? Yah?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, And writers wanted to hide Lucy's pregnancy too, because
they had banned the word pregnant on this show. Yes,
was in real life expecting baby little Ricky or is Ricky?
Used to say spectin? But now there was a couple
before Lucy and Ricky Ricardo who actually did sleep in
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a bed together.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
And who was that?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Mary Kay and Johnny. I'd never heard of them, but
they had a TV show in nineteen forty seven through
nineteen fifty and they actually were married in real life
as well, but they were allowed to sleep in the
bed on that teav show.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
They were married the chel Yes, the first couple they
say was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
And they weren't real.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
They weren't even real. Okay, here's oh, oh, this is
this is a personal question for me both.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
I know you've been doing radio for a long time.
How much longer are you going to keep doing this?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
You know?
Speaker 8 (29:44):
I mean, I know it's fun, but there comes a
point when it's time to go, and aren't you just
are you tired of get up so early in the morning?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Think, well, yeah, I don't like getting up. But I'll
tell you, I'll give you the same answer that I
give everybody who asked me that question, and believe it's
a lot of people. I'll retire when this isn't fun anymore. Amen,
If I have to put up with too much Toro Coca,
then I'll say bye, y'all. I'll see you later. I'm retiring,
But right now it's still fun that I think you've
(30:15):
got a good ten or fifteen years en years. I
lock to thanks, So, okay, we got time for a
couple more. Here, here you go.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
I like to know the date as a Beatles breakout.
Thank you, y'all have a blessed start.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Thank you. The official day of the Beatles breakup. Well.
The Beatles officially broke up on December twenty ninth, nineteen
seventy four, after a series of events that began in
nineteen sixty nine, and in late nineteen sixty nine, John
Lennon privately told his bandmates I want a divolce from
the band, but it wasn't clear if the departure would
be permanent. Then, on January thirtieth, nineteen sixty nine, the
(30:51):
Beatles performed their last live show on the roof of
Apple Records Apple Coour Records in London. May remember that
April tenth, nineteen seventy, Paul mcl prtney announced the breakup
in a press release before releasing his first solo album, McCartney.
On December thirty first, nineteen seventy, McCartney filed a lawsuit
in the London High Court against the other Beatles and
Apple Corp. Demanding the disillusion of the band, and finally,
(31:14):
on December twenty ninth, nineteen seventy four, the court ruled
in favor of McCartney, ending the Beatles officially as a
legal entity.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
And we thought Journey had some legal problems.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Dam right. The show Dallas, What's Classic Rock? Lone Star
ninety two five coming up? We're gonna blade choose your
news for tickets to see Deep Purple And yes that's
pretty good Bill.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
A four pack, not a parent four pack, That's right,
That's right.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Everybody this week who won gets four You take your
whole fam, Damley or you and two other friends or
three other friends if you want to get in there,
so get ready for that. But now it is time
to smarten us midgeon and educate you and iota. It's
time law.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Did you know?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Now I have been asked to explain this, so I'm
going to do it. Did you know the left side
of your brain cannot manage two opposite directions in the
same movement. Here's an example. Sit in a chair, sit down, okay,
lift your right foot off the ground just a few
inches and rotate your foot to the right in a
(32:19):
clockwise motion, making a circle. While making that circle, use
your right index finger and draw the number six in
the air. What happens changes.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Directions Y did without even thinking.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
No matter how hard you concentrate, your foot will change
direction as soon as you start to draw the you
it happened. That is because the left side of your
brain can I manage to opposite direction in the same movement.
If you switch to your left foot, there's no problem
because the right side of your brain controls your foot movement,
(32:55):
while the left side of your brain can focus on
drawing the number six. It also works if you do
the same thing with your left foot and draw six
in the air, then it'll if it's on the same side,
it will change direction.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
The brain.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Learn something here. Yeah, some of you are going to
try that at work and go volume. It's freaky. See
I told you. Did you know? There is a mosquito
specifically adapted to the London underground, fittingly called London Underground Mosquitoes.
They have involved to optimize their subterranean life. A relative
(33:32):
of the common house mosquito, which feeds mainly on birds
and disappears in the winter months, this tube dweller is
active all year round and has developed a taste for
human blood. Awesome. They also like rats, trash sludge, and
they shed their skin flakes for commuters to watch.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Oh nasty god.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Did you know one of the hottest places on our
Death Valley, Nevada is home to the Devil's Whole pupfish
That is a creature so rare it's found in just
one place in the entire world. A cubicle sized portion
of a pool called Devil's Hole, which heats up to
more than ninety degrees fahrenheit and is attached to a
(34:13):
cavern system so deep and vast that it ripples if
there's an earthquake in China. Wow, God, God know.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
That's kind of scary.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
It is kind of strange, kind of a cooked fish.
Did you know In one of the world's most beautiful libraries,
pest control is left to experts bats. The Jonine Library
in Portugal is home to sixty thousand books and many
small colonies of bats, who have swooped around the bookshelves
for centuries, eating the beetles and moths that would otherwise
(34:45):
destroy oldest times in the library holes. They destroy the books,
so the bats just eat them.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
That sounds like an episode of Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
It kind of does, yeh huh, except it would be
an owl. I guess. I wonder what they do about
all the bat I don't know. That's the people that
don't work at the library. They ones got to worry
about that. Did you know? The world is home to
some really weird insects from the exploding ants of Southeast Asia,
who protect their colonies by literally blowing themselves up and
(35:18):
dealing invaders a goopy death. To Australia's incredibly rare giant
Gypsiland earthworms, known for their distinctive undersound or girly sounds,
they make a sound and they grow as long as
seven feet.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Was a girly sound bow, not girly sound.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I thought it was a girly sound. Hi, you want
to go to brunch?
Speaker 4 (35:43):
That's what they said. And did you know sub Saharian
Africa is home to a bird that has guided people
to honey for perhaps millions of years. It's called honey
guide birds. That was clever. They have forged a skill
sharing deal with humans. The birds find beehives hidden in
burrows in trees and the people get the hives out.
(36:05):
Then the humans go home loaded with honey, and the
birds eat the tasty grubs and the wax. It is
a mutually beneficial arrangement and probably the fewest known example
of communication between humans and wild animals. Cool. We all
help each other around here. I love it all right?
Get ready you all want to go to Deep Purple?
(36:25):
And yes, we'll hang on. We got a four pack
coming up next on the bowl and them show Dallas
what was classic Rogalone star ninety two to five Deep
Purple coming with Yes, how'd you like to go for free?
Speaker 8 (36:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yes, please?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Well, if you'd like to go for free, you can
take three other people with you. Because it's a four
pack and all you have to do to win is
shoes your news, all right, he'll holliwake. I have fore
headlines here, three of them past issues from the great tabloid,
The Weekly World, which is no longer in print, but
(37:01):
it's online. I have three of them are real, but
I have one that I'm made up myself. You find
the fake headline and you win the deep Purple tickets.
This is a four pack, okay, so you're also playing
for three other people, so there is no theme, so
you must tell me is the fake headline? Headline number one?
Cupid plays cruel trick on young couple sweethearts vanish in
(37:25):
Carnival Tunnel of Love and they're still missing. Mystifying disappearance
of man and woman in their mid twenties have reportedly
been confirmed by Australian Fairgrounds. They must have gone through
a portal to another dimension. There's no other explanations. As
investigator of the paranormal, Others think the couple faked it
so they could run away together and get married. Ah
(37:49):
or is it headline number two? Two headed jungle boy
raised by animals caught in Hunkner's monkey track physicians have
anthropology have joined international relief workers in the search for
a two headed child who was snagged in a jungle
trap but managed to escape. The boy appears to be
(38:11):
a feral child raised by animals. He should be recaptured
and restored to human society, says head of team of researchers.
Two headed child still hasn't been found. I love that movie.
Didn't sound like a good one? Or is it? Headline
number three? Nazi astronauts launched into space in nineteen forty
three returned to Earth. No, it's incredible they haven't aged
(38:34):
a day. Those space pioneers, sent by Adolf Hitler on
possible suicide mission during World War II, recently splashed down
in the Atlantic and are now being interrogated at an
undisclosed military facility in the US.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
The fact that they survived for all these years in
space is beyond comprehension, says Nassau. Sorts Nazi nots uh huh?
Or is it? Headline number four? Denver man struck by
lightning in nineteen ninety nine, has been predicting future events
with astonishing accuracy ever since. This man foresaw the Columbine
shooting in Colorado, the September eleventh attacks, and the Space
(39:11):
Shuttle Columbia explosions as paranormal researcher studying Man's amazing accuracy
in psychicability. He also predicted things that haven't come true yet,
like when humans make contact with space aliens and the
application of all diseases coming to give us. So one
of those is a lie? Which one is it? Let
(39:31):
me review is it? Headline number one Cupid plays cruel
trick on young couple. Sweethearts vanish in carnival Tunnel of
Love and they're still missing. Headline number two two headed
jungle boy raised by animals caught in Hunter's monkey trap.
Number three Nazi astronauts lost into space in nineteen forty
three return to Earth they haven't aged a day or
(39:52):
number four. Denver Man, struck by lightning in nineteen ninety nine,
has been predicting future events with astonishing accuracy ever since.
Study long study wrong.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
They all sound they come from your crazy.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Little head, don't they do, don't they?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Okay, I'm gonna pick this one.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
You're gonna pick that one? Sorry, Anna Bell, that would
be wrong. Way. This number has got to come from
Bow's brain. Ni damn it, too obvious. Damn it, you're
ready for the big reveal? It is this one?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
No serious?
Speaker 4 (40:23):
I playing nothing, No, all right, I'm devious, basher Dan, Yes, yes,
two one four, one seven, seventy seven one nine five.
Tell me which one do you think is the fake headline?
Let's go along, well, on them show, all right, which
one is the fake headline? Tell me three? Number three?
That would be Nazi astronauts launched into space in nineteen
(40:44):
forty three return to Earth. They haven't aged a day.
Oh no, oh no, that is a real headline.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I thought that was it too, sir.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
No, well you thought wrong. Thought thought he had to
fart and crap his pants. You never heard that before. No, alright,
let's go back to the phones. Here, go on them show.
Which one do you think is the fake headline?
Speaker 9 (41:09):
Number two?
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Number two, two headed jungle boy raised by animals, cotton
Hunter's monkey trap. That's what Ao said.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I was wrong too, That's what sounded like it came
from horse.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
It did. Come on, monkey boy, and you talk about
a two headed monkey boy, you know, bow merh. So
look where we are. I have a chance at a
grand slam. You do, because I fooled you two. Now
let's see if I can fool everybody else? Is it?
Headline Number one Cupid plays cruel trick on young couple, sweethearts, vanishing,
Carnival Tunnel of Love and still missing. Or number four
(41:43):
denver Man, struck by lightning in nineteen ninety nine, has
been predicting future events with astonishing accuracy ever since. For
one or four, I am crossing my fingers here.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I know you're praying for someone to lose bo.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
I know that's terrible. It's nice. Bon on them show?
Tell me which one do you think is the fake headline? Hello,
I'm just gonna give up hanger bonhom show, which one
do you think is the fake headline? Number number one
Cuban plays cruel trick on young couple, sweethearts, vanish and
(42:16):
Carnival Tunnel of Love and they're still missing.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
A sorry, sir, you lose one.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
It's a grand slam from the kid ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
You're celebrating that poor man's loss.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
GRANDI I'm round in the face.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Tell you what careful, don't fall?
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Don't you dare jump either? There's the picture's bound where
hod LEA. Clark wrote that thing and meal and he
comes home victorious. All right, bonehom show? Which one is
the fake headline? Come on?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Say four?
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Which one? Number one? Number one? Bonom Show? Which one
is the fake headline?
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Number one?
Speaker 4 (43:04):
No, we just got past that. See, I know, I know,
and I understand y'all can't pay attention all the time
going them show. All right, it's not number one? So
which one is the fake headline? Number four? Number four?
Number four? All right? You got a four pack of
tickets to Deep Purple and Yes, and I got a
(43:24):
grand slam.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Dammit, he's still celebrating.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
All right, who is this? This is all right, Paul?
Hang on, we gotta hook you up. You got a
four pack of tickets so you can take some people
with you to the show. All right, all right, alight,
hold on, there you go, Paul. Oh, you know what's
coming up next, don't you? Oh? I smell leather, traffic
and bondage you Linda last, But I don't care.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
I'm running another lap around the baby.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Guess what more? Family? Four packs of tickets to see
Deep Purple and Yes tomorrow morning, but next hour, get
ready to win tickets to head to Fort Worth Tannehill's
Tavern and Music Hall. You'll get to see band the
band Dirty Honey October eighteenth as coming up in the
lone Star ticket window at eight forty right here on
lone Star ninety two five. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Man, I read the signs and they all have a
bunch of dirty words on it scribbled on there. I
smell neather. And you know this time of the morning,
traffic is tied up and some people are gonna get
rear ended. Oh, it means it's time for traffic and
(44:33):
bonded with the mysteries.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Of the highways and the byways, the one and.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Know like Linda lash Hello, my little words, Hello, mister Hello, Jo.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Who's happy to see me?
Speaker 4 (44:45):
I'm yeah, I'm I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Who's happy to see my trusty little whip?
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah you too? Oh yes, it doesn't that feel so good?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
I heard today is National Sea Serpent Day. I'm sure
you want me to see your serpent?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Oh yeah, whoa.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
WHOA very impressive helicopter. It looks like a super soaker.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
A super soker.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Reminds me of one of my other clients. He recently
had to go see a therapist and showed up at
his first appointment dressed in nothing but plastic wrap.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Plastic rap.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
The therapist said, I can clearly see your nuts. You
are not showing proper enthusiasm. But I'm gonna have to
take out the chains. No, not the change, the change.
Take that. Okay, I learned my leg. All right, let's
(45:58):
take a look at the dry as bow No's traffic
is all tied up. In McKinny. We have a mishap
on seventy five southbound near one twenty one, the Sam
rug Burn Tollway.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
It's Sam Rayburn's silence. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Give you some rug burns, mister.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Oh no no?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
He Dallas on six thirty five LAJ slowdowns after a
truck got rear ended. Oh yeah, that tailpipe is all bent.
It looks like a French pole vaulter, if you know
what I oh. In Karen County on one eighty three,
(46:42):
traffic is bumper to bumper. An eighteen wheeler lost its load.
Oh yeah, that roadway is oh so slippery. You're gonna
have to whip around now. Do you know how much
I love too whip around?
Speaker 8 (47:03):
I know you.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I hope your drive into work is oh so painful.
It is now on Linda Lash with your traffic and BONDI.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
The last trafficking bondage. I'm gonna need a band aid
or too. Good morning, the bow in Them show in
the morning and.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Dallas Works Classic Rock all day.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
This is lone Star ninety two five, Dallas Horse Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. Thank you for tuning
in here today, especially since my computer screen just went blank. Yeah,
I have no we.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Didn't even touch it. All of a sudden, it was like.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
What the yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Imagine being a pilot of an airplane and all of
a sudden, the whole control panel disappears in front of you.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
That's what Bo's looking at right now. Black screen. So
I know what buttons to push, I just can't see
them anymore.
Speaker 7 (47:55):
Let me run in the other room and I can
fire it for you on que how about that, and
you guys chit chat?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Okay, well, just we'll fly blind.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Okay, we're flying in the black. We're flying blind because
kids see what's going Really, I don't know how we're
gonna finish the show.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Serious, dude, it's your next gen machine and it's rebooting
or something.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
I don't even know what time it is. It says
eight twenty eight twenty. No, over here it says eight
o five.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Oh that's wrong too. Oh my god, we're gonna have
to submit a trouble to trouble ticket.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
Oh wait, look, here says warning no operation system found.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah it's here, we just can't see it.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
You're on the air.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
Yeah, we're on air. We just can't fire the next
element right now. I'm gonna have to run into the
Randy word do it for you.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
And then it says press control all delete to reboot. No, no,
you think it'll just completely throw us off?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Either that or we'll all blow up. Yeah, that might
be the history that you told us about. And did
you know?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
Okay, just apocalypse button. I just hit control al lead.
Now his screens are completely black.
Speaker 7 (49:12):
Oh my god, to worse.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Here do have some good news?
Speaker 4 (49:19):
Good news?
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, the Big Text Choice Awards have selected their final lists.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
All right, Yeah, normally i'd give you a cut up,
but I can't save my damn bar which okay, So
I don't know how the rest of the show is
going to go. I don't know if there will be
a rest of the show, but.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
We'll see how it works.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
We'll just wing it.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Okay, Well give me, give me the Big Chick Big
Text Choice Awards.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
It okay, So I love this headline. It says batter up,
get it batter. Here's the list of the Big Text
Choice Awards finalist for twenty twenty four ten finalists. Among
the savory items, I think you'll like this boat drowning
taketos long to tias stuffed with shredded chicken, then fry
like a flouta placed in a cup and then drowned
(50:05):
in different sauces. You get to pick the sauce you want.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Oh you know, I'd love to look up a picture
of it, but I have.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Also there's hot chicken pancake poppers. This is pimento cheese,
Nashville hot chicken dipped in pancake batter and then deep fried.
And how about this Texas fried burnt and bombs.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Excuse me, yes.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Brisket with shredded potatoes, bacon and cheese, deep fried and
served with raspberry chipotle barbecue glaze.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Oh dang.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
And then let's go to the sweet category. Among the
sweet items coming to the State Fair of Texas this year,
Russo's Cotton candy bacon on a stick. It's a slab
of bacon glazed with cotton candy, sugar and then served
on a stick. Muddy bar Alaska a nutty bar jazzed
up with marshmallows, Oreos, strawberry sauce on a stick on
(50:56):
a stick. Yeah, strawberry pop tarts, beignetful a comba vignets,
pop tarts and waffles on a stick on a stick.
Or how about a pickle coated in Lucky Charms fruit loops,
Captain crunch, layered in cotton candy on a stick.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
Wait a minute now, now you lost me on that.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, the pickle. One, I don't like.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Pickles with what cereals? Did you say?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Lucky Charms, fruit loops and Captain crunch and then layered
in cotton candy. The winners will be announced Thursday, August
twenty second, and we'll get to try them out before
the State Fair.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Text they're going to bring up some samples.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yes, we're working on that, of course. The State Fairy,
Texas will open Friday, September twenty seventh. Now doesn't that
make you feel better? Even though your computer?
Speaker 4 (51:41):
Well, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to push
a button and see if it works. Okay, all right,
because we have a blank screen, I'm going to push
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