The DingDongDitch Slug. Linda Lash's Ears are Ringing. (Full Show 9.10.25 Ep. 1444)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Tromaville High, an average American high school with
one exception. It's located only one mile away from a
nuclear power plant. They said it was one hundred percent safe,
but they were wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
There's no danger, Governor of the situation. Well and.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Welcome to the Class of Newcombe High. Yes, at Newcombe High,
strange things are happening. The Honor Society has changed from
a group of clean and cut preppies into a vicious
gang of Cretans.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
The Bow and Them show.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
We're the youth of today.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
The teenage student body is transformed into horrifying mutations, and
physical education is turned into a nightmare of fire.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
The Class of Newcomb.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
High introducing Warren and Chrissy. I Love you, two young
lovers caught in a world gone mad. The Class of
Newcombe High, where you'll learn the three hours reading frightening

(01:29):
and radiation see the most explosive action of the year.
The Class of Newcomb High.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
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Now let me demonstrate.

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Speaker 2 (02:21):
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help you with your own cloning.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Hey, they need the money. I guess that's another goofy
way to start a show. But if you'll notice, I
started with Newcomb High. The reason I'm doing that is
because we're getting closer to October, when I will be

(03:29):
playing a whole lot of rancid goofy ass trailers from
movies that you probably haven't seen but heard.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It's bo Robert's favorite month of the year, the month
of October, and not just because it's his birthday month,
but because of.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Halloween, Halloween, and I always look forward to doing the
Halloween Show. I know you do Halloween on a Friday. Sure,
Oh yeah, we gonna unleash all the evil forces on
this show. So today, of course, is ask Us Stuff Day,

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and we have some good questions in the Ask of
Stuff Hotline. You can call any time to one four
eight six six eighty six hundred. We'll get into some
of those. We'll play Choose your News so you can
pick the tickets. Choose between Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets or
tickets to go to the Good Guys Annual Summit racing
lone Star Nationals at Texas Motor Speedway. As we celebrate today. Yes,

(04:31):
Suicide Prevention Day very important. I mean, there's always a
better solution to all the problems that have been dumped
on you.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. So
talk to somebody please.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
That is a good way to put it.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Talk to somebody, because if you care about them, you'd
much rather hear them talk about it than you would
stand at their funeral.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
It is blaming on the Large Hardron Collider Day. Excuse me,
that's what I what. This day is created to shift
blame for losing from the people who actually lost them
to the large Hauldron Collider, which is located just outside
of Geneva, Switzerland, on the border with friends.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh yeah, you remember back in the early nineties when
they had the super goner and Waxahatchie super collid just
a big old hole in the ground.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
So I guess it didn't collide very well.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
No, they didn't want to spend more money, and so
it moved to Geneva, Switzerland.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay, so there it is. That's where it went. Yeah,
now you know it is National swap ideas Day. Oh
we do that every day. But if I get any
in my noggin, I'll let you know. But so far
nothing yet. The bat them around the room and that's it.
International makeup Day. No, not the stuff you ladies put
on your face to make yourself prety every day.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh like the makeup if you have a fight with
spects about patching up a relationship with someone you'd had
a falling out with, or even if it was their fault.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh okay, just go ahead, let it go.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Be the bigger man. Damn straight.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Bring it in. National port Wine Day. A little sweet
for me, because what else better goes with your morning
coffee than a big glass of port wine.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Of course, when I think port wine, I think of
Mikael L. Gorbichop and that port wine.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
And people are trying to analyze it. Is that like
country or something? That's what that'so? Hey, you ready to eat? Yes,
it's National hot Dog?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Then?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh yes, now you got my attention. I do loves
me a hot dog with everything on it. And there's
so many great places to get one around here, like
the doghouse.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh yeah, my god, the doghouse brought us a build
your own doghouse dog station a few days.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
That's exactly what I thought of.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
They have become a prominent part of American culture and
have been closely associated with baseball. Nathan's hot dog eating
contests and the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile have also become
cultural icon. And as long as we're talking about food,
it's also TV Dinner Day.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It is the invention of the TV dinner.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Nineteen fifty three, C. A. Swanson and Sun changed the
packaging meal business forever. In nineteen sixty two, Swanson stopped
using the name TV dinner, but the term remains synonymous
with any packaged dinner purchased, frozen from the store and
heated at home. I want to guess which ZZ top
song I'm gonna play.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
I hope it's for one about immortalizing TV dinner.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh, I'm gonna have to play TV dinner damn National
TV Dinner Day. But coming up sports of all sorts.
And then of course we've got the freaking fool file,
which is always something that makes you go, oh, come on,
stop lying.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, I can't make this stuff up. There is never
a shortage of freaks and.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Fools because there's dumb ass around every corner. And thank
god for.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
That OS in Texas. Right, all right, lording stretch, Yeah, buddy, right,
this party started.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's a bird ray unlocked.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
So you know what it's time to.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, I want to, but my body will rebel against me.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Y area.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Back in the day, Yeah, I could hang with you, but.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Not so much anymore.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Hey, it's sick.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Thirty in Times Sports. I'm all sorts brought to you
by the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers go to
willhightwins dot com.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well there's Jalen Carter of the Philadelphia Eagles. He was
fine fifty seven thousand, two hundred and twenty two dollars,
but avoided suspension after spitting on Cowboys quarterback back Prescott
second into the NFL season opener last Thursday night. And
I thought, why such a such a precise number, fifty

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seven thousand, two hundred and twenty two dollars.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Well, it was his week on salary. That's what he
makes per game.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Per game.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yes, fifty seven dollars not too savvy.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Huh good, that's more than a lot of people make
it a whole year.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Very much so.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
The Pro Bowl defensive tackle was ejected from Philadelphia's twenty
four to twenty victory over the Cowboys before the game
even started. Carter apologized for being disqualified from the game,
and the league chose not to attempt to set a
precedent by suspending him. Now, players have been fined for
spitting on opponents in the past, but there didn't appear
to be a case where anyone was suspended for doing it.

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Carter's infraction came moments after the franchise's second Super Bowl
banner was yeah. He was penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct before
the first snap from scrimmage while trainers were attending to
an injury. On the kickoff, the two players exchanged some
words before Carter spit on Prescott's jersey and then backed away.
Prescott quickly mentioned it to a nearby official, who threw

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the flag and kicked him out the game. The league
has made it clear that enforcing sportsmanship would be taken
seriously this season, and that's just an example there.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Well, they should have had a flag on the play.
In California during the Houston Texans LA Rams game, a
violent altercation at Sofi Stadium during that game left a
female fan with a bloodied face as four spectators were
led away, two in handcuffs.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
All this violence, the.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Woman in a number ninety nine jersey JJ Watt jersey
could be seen with blood just all over her nose
and lower face as stadium security guards escorted her away
from Section four to twenty eight at Sofi Stadium in California,
her male companion, dotting a blue number seven C. J.
Stroud Texans jersey, was also led away from the scene,

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and after the two Texans fans departed, security guards moved
in on two other fans that were seated in the
row above them. Both men appeared to be wearing Rams jerseys,
but they took them off as the Texans fans were
led away. Security guards handcuffed both Rams fans and removed
them from the stadium. Brian Bowie, who captured the video

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of the fight, said he heard the two teams fans
trash talking each other during the game, then during the
fourth quarter all held broke leaves. A twenty year old
Diego Salasade also recorded the melee from section five sixteen.
He said he rarely sees violence at RAMS games other
than that one time. Remember when a fan was thrown

(11:32):
over the railings, oh back in twenty twenty two. So
I guess he doesn't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Well, you know, these people start drinking an hour before
the kickoff.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Thank you on violence, just ad alcohol. The incident unfolded
in the fourth quarter and the four fans never returned
to their seats. According to the witness, should have been thrown.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Out the more NFL fan melee news. Are you ready
for more?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Buffalo Bill's fan who shoved some Baltimore Ravens fans was
banned from attending all NFL games, as well as NFL
events such as the Super Bowl, the Draft, the Combine.
After Baltimore hit a touchdown late in quarter number three
Sunday season opening lost to Buffalo, Ravens, players were close
to a low wall separating the field from the stands
of Highmark Stadium, and suddenly a fan reached over and

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shoved the helmet of receiver Deander Hopkins, and then did
the same thing to quarterback Lamar Jackson. Jackson reached up
and shoved back with both hands. No penalty was issued
during the game, and the league is not yet issued
disciplined to the two time league Most Valuable Player. The NFL,
in a statement, said, any fan that engages an unruling

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and disruptive behavior will lose the privilege of attending NFL games.
Penalties can include, not limited to ejection, banishment from NFL
games at events, and even legal action. Now Buffalo ultimately
prevailed in this game by one point forty one forty
after a game winning fueld goal just as time expired.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
I saw that video and that fan. I don't blame
Lamar Jackson for pushing back.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, they were dicks.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
They should have been smacked in the mouth.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Bug.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah that it should have been like ousted from the game.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
That will stop you. Texas Christian University is showing off
its new not so secret weapon.

Speaker 7 (13:24):
Yeah, a purple snow room.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
So while chanting about bringing the heat, the horn frogs
will relish the cold. I guess TCU's new snow room
is the first of its kind on a college campus
in North America. The temperature in the room stays at
about seven degrees Wow. Artificial snow made with real Brian
water solution falls every night for about an hour. Doesn't

(13:51):
this seem like money that could have gone somewhere else
to a scholarship for a student, Right, they got plenty
of money over there. The room is next door to us,
which allows athletes to experience a one hundred and eighty
three degree temperatures swing. The contrasting therapy helps athletes return
to the field or court faster and endure more intense practices.

(14:12):
Now many of TCU's student athletes say they prefer the
snow room to the traditional plunge pool that they always had. Okay,
I guess if you like it, go ahead and keep it.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Here's a picture of it.

Speaker 8 (14:24):
Bow.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
It just seems huh a snow I've never heard of
a snow room. That's fancy, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
By the way, Jeff k and myself were in Frog
Alley for the TCU game Saturday two to four thirty.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
All right, good, well, the Texas Rangers have a new
star player, Michael Hellman, and you'll be happy about this bow.
He played for the Texas a and m at Well,
there you go, pull of blue.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Connect Connect.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Hellman, who scored all of the runs and the Rangers
shutout of the Brewers Monday night. Last night hit a
two run home run during a four run fifth inning,
and he did it just minutes after making a leap
backhand catch over the fence in left center that prevented
a two run homer by the Brewers. And the Rangers
beat the Brewers last night five to four. Whyat Langford's

(15:11):
RBI triple and Kyle Higashioka's run scoring single off Aaron
Ashby capped the Rangers rally after Milwaukee scored three times
in the top of the fifth. Now Texas has won
thirteen of its last seventeen games to cut a seven
and a half game deficit behind first place Houston in
the American League West to just two and a half games. Oh,

(15:31):
we are in the hunt. Today, the Rangers look to
sweep the Brewers in the series finale, with Rangers right
hander Merrill Kelly on the mound against Brewers right hander
Freddy Peralta first pitch this afternoon at one thirty five.
If you can't make it out to Globeli Field, you
can watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Bounce it over to the NBA and Dallas Mavericks head
coach Jason Kidd enshrined into the Naismith Basketball Hall of
Fame this weekend. Yes, and this isn't the first time
this has happened for Jason either. Kid was inducted alongside
members of the two thousand and eight US men's Olympic
team in the Hall of Fame's twenty twenty five class.
He was first inducted in twenty eighteen along with Steve

(16:10):
too Tall Nash, another former Dallas Maverick Now. Kid was
drafted second overall by the Maps back in ninety four.
He earned co Rookie of the Year honors during his
two and a half seasons with the team and came
back to Dallas in eight led the team to the
twenty eleven NBA title. His coaching career began in twenty thirteen.
He held the Brooklyn Nets for one season. On the

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twenty eighth of June twenty twenty one, Kid was named
number ten head coach of the Mavericks. At the same time,
Nico Harrison was named general Manners.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
That name still kind of makes people cringe just.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
But coach says, don't blame him for that.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Luca Trace her well the Phillies. Karen is still at
large and a trading card company is attempting to negotiate
closure to this long national baseball nightmare. Blowout Cards has
offered I know that's what I thought too. Blowout Cards

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has offered the woman five thousand dollars in exchange for
the baseball she stole from the little boy in the bleachers.
But there's a catch. She must sign it and write
I'm sorry. According to their website, the offer is official
and the price is firm at five thousand dollars, but
she's got to.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Say she's sorry and she's got to come forward.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Damn right. Many people think she's the most hated person
in sports right now, and they're probably right when you
really think about Aaron ball Snatcher, everybody, it is sounded
like a porn star, but you're all right. The freaking
pool file next on the Going Dune should Yeah, the
house is rocking and we like it that way. Lone

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Star ninety two to five. Our first round of ask
a Stuff Questions is coming up, but now it's for
the freaking full File. Two women who stole over two
thousand dollars worth of clothes from a TJ Max in Auburn, Massachusetts,
were arrested just a couple of minutes later at a

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Wendy's drive through right across the street from the TJ
Max that they just robbed.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
You think that they would try to get as far
away as possible, but they were hungry.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Bo Dominique Marion and Tanazia Williams took the clothes and
left in a black Ford Eagle with Connecticut license plates.
A police sergeant spotted the suspects car in the Wendy's
drive through right across the street and went over and
arrested them there. Now, think about this, These women had

(18:46):
just robbed the store and then went across the street
to a Wendy's to get a baconator before they started
running from police. Yeah, but I mean, that's just the
opposite order of how that should have taken play.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Very much so.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Police found the stolen clothes in the backseat, along with
additional items believe stolen from other area stores. Both women
were charged with larceny over twelve hundred dollars and conspiracy
and may face additional charges in other towns because that
ain't the only place they did it. Auburn police joked

(19:23):
on Facebook that quote felonies do not come with a
side of front and noted these sergeants' frequent visits to
that particular Wendy's help him quickly spot the suspects because
apparently this goal this guy goes to Wendy's about four
times a week.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
That's good, all right. Here's a story out of Germany.
The Ding Dong ditch prank has been trending lately, as
you know, in the news because of that tragic story
of the eleven year old boy in Houston who died
after getting shot doing the Ding Dong ditch prank off TikTok.
While residents of an apartment complex in Germany thought that

(20:04):
the social media trend was happening to them when their
doorbells kept ringing in the middle of the night, they
were wrong. Good turns out that teenagers were not the
ones ringing doorbells and running away for TikTok likes. It
was a single slug that had been sliding up and

(20:24):
down the metal doorbell plate, striggering the buzzer and waking
up the entire building.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Slug.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
They only discovered this after frustrated and annoyed residents called
the police, and police officers investigated and saw the slugs
slime trail glistening across the sensors. A police spokesperson said
the slug had been brought down to size, taught about
its territory boundaries, and placed on a nearby stretch of
grass where it remained.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Well, at least they didn't stop off.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah, it'll take them a good ten years to get
back to that doorbell.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I'm just trying to have that image in my mind,
a slug crawling across the sensor and off alarm.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Had a ring camera so we could see the slug.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Down, because who doesn't want to see slug slime?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Every one?

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Oh my god, today's the day I learned about the
Ding Dong ditch slug.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I'll never forget this day. Listen to this one.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Nearly a year after New Jersey residence panicked over apparent
mystery drones in the night sky, I remember this. They're
now concerned about loud mystery booms that sound like bombs
going off in Jersey. People in northern New Jersey specifically
startled by an unexplained loud boom on Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
It was the second of which in less than a week.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Police received multiple calls about it about what sounded like
an explosion. So far, there's no explanation for it, while
other possibilities have been ruled out. Officials have no evidence
of a meteor hitting the ground. They've found no damage anywhere,
no evidence so far. They've also ruled out anything weather related,
as there was no reports of thunderstorm booms or anything

(21:59):
like that in the air. It's a mystery with no
clear answer, but of course some residents have to come
up with all kinds of conspiracy theories, like UFOs shooting
death rays at the Earth so they could practice an
invasion in the next couple of months. Oh yes, the
theories are getting wild out there, and that's why we
love the freaking prol follow.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's just fun to think of how.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Some people's mind work. Oh yeah, sometimes it's scary. Yes, yeah, okay.
You ever have trouble sleeping at night? Oh yeah, because
I do all the time. That's why I have to
take a sleeping pill.

Speaker 9 (22:32):
Well.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
A British man named Oliver Alvis well shous like Elvis baby.
He hasn't slept in nearly two years, not even a
single wink.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Oh, bless his heart, that's the worst.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Alvias says he was a healthy, active man working as
a train conductor, but then one sleepless night led to
twenty one months of sleepless nights, and now he claims
he's been stuck in a permanent state of alertness and
can't shut it down long enough to crash out, even
for a few minutes. And he has tried sleeping pills

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and they do not work.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Isn't this deadly if you don't get enough sall?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah? Organs He's even traveled the world to visit various doctors,
but hasn't found any relief. Nothing seems to work. His
lack of sleep has taken a devastating toll on him,
living and barely able to walk, and his vision is failing.
To what happens when you don't sleep? Yeah, some experts

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believe that he may be experienced a rare condition called
paradoxical insomnia, where a person is technically asleep but their
brain doesn't register it. So if a brain doesn't register it,
you're still away.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, you don't get any rest.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
The kind of sleep is so light it doesn't bring
any rest or relief to the person who has it.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I hate that for him.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
God, I'd be in a straight jacket after three weeks
of that.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
A lot of people said that's what Michael Jackson had
because he couldn't go to sleep, and that's why he
needed that profole pro profolefol what you said.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, purpofol. I always spit when I say that. I
just couldn't imagine not being able to sleep, probably die
within a week.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Hey, coming up next hour our first round of ask
a Stuff questions. Plus bo has a fun way for
you to pick your ticket next hour. This week you
get to choose between tickets to see the Trans Siberian
Orchestra December twentieth at the American Airline Center, or you
can pick tickets to go to the Good Guys thirty
second Annual lone Star Nationals at Texas Motor Speedway later

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this month. Pick your ticket around seven to fifty right
here on the bow and them show on lone Star
ninety two.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Five Caught up in your Web of Deceit, Young Lady
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Today
is Ask as Stuff Day, the day were if you
have a legitimate question, we will look up the answer
for you and you can always call the Ask Your

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Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six eighty six
hundred and are we.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Ready for our first question?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yes, sir, Well here you go.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
What year did people start smoking cigarettes or cigars or
use or whatever?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Well, haven't they been smoking for like centuries?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yes? The practice is smoking dates back to ancient times
bo with evidence suggesting it originated in the America's Archaeological
findings indicate indigenous people in Central and South America. We're
using tobacco for ritual and medicinal purposes as early as
five thousand bcsc Yes, and by the sixteenth century tobacco

(25:43):
had spread to Europe through Spanish and Portuguese explorers, and
then Sir Walter Raleigh is credited with popularizing smoking in
England after he brought tobacco to Queen Elizabeth first.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
That's why they had Sir Walter Raleigh pipe tobacco Esmo.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Now they did away with the cigarettes back in two
thousand and five in the US, but it's still very
popular in Mexico. Smoking quickly became widespread in Europe and
other parts of the world, but it originated fight thousand BC.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Damn, wow, it's a long time.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I had a lot of smoke.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
There's a lot of cancer. Yes, yes, okay, here's one. Hey,
why do you boys fight half the bar across the
middle and the girls don't just wandering? Thank you, have
a good day? Okay, there actually is an answer for that.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Is it so that we don't hurt our kuchin naughty?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
No, not that, but that is you know, a good idea.
It was just my thought. No, we're touching on it's
because back in the day, little girls always wore skirts
and you can't ride a bicycle with a big bar
across it with the skirt because everybody see you.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Coot you people. Oh okay, well that makes more sense.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
You just thought you were being crazy.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
Well I just always assumed bo Well you assume, right, Okay,
here you go.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
I just had a question about the phrase buck naked.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I wonder why it's not called butt naked. Hasn't beat up?
Since you know, you naked right down to your bare ass,
you would think it would be called that. Yeah, no, No,
the deal is describing someone as buck naked means they
have no clothing on at all, buckskins, that's right. The
phrase is often used humorously to emphasize the absurdity or

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unusualness of being naked in a certain situation. But this
expression comes from the mating season, when the buck, a
male deer, begins to act all crazy and irrationally when
he wants to get him something, often fighting other bucks
for a hot sexy dough a deer a female deer.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
You know, of course, here in Texas we call it
buck ass snake.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
That's right. We're just throwing to ask is because it's funnier.
It is, all right, Moving right along.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
My question is probably more to both. I'm a delivery
driver and etexes.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I have East Texas wrap. Each week I see road
kill either on the road or right on the side
of the road. I wonder why don't.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
The buzzards move the animals somewhere where they can.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Eat it in peace, versus letting it stay there and
have to fly to the fence every time a car
goes by. That's my crazy question.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
I don't even know if that's a real question.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh, that's a real question.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
That's a real question because the buzzards like to dine
in rather than take out. Well, that makes more sense,
that's not it.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
No, buzzards eat their prey on the side of the
road because it's a low effort meal and an open,
highly visible location. Okay, they do this because of the
difficulty of moving a carcass, their own physical limitations, because
buzzards have weak feet and talons, and the need for
communal feeding. Feeding in a group provides safety from other

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more powerful predators. The large open space of the roadside
allows them to keep an eye out for approaching dangers
such as other animals or cars, and road sides are
typically clear of dense vegetation, which gives buzzards an unobstructed
view and a clear, wide open space to land and
to take off. They often utilize the warmth of the

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asphalt to regulate their body temperature, especially on cool morning.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Wow, so there was a reason, Yes, there was a reason.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Anna, Your answer was really funny, though I enjoyed it.
Her answer was better than yours.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Was scientific.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, but yours was funny. Yeah, you don't cut funny.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Okay, here's another one.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
I have a question. Why did Chili the restaurant stop
serving chili?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
What?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I don't know, God, I remember buying some chili from
the Chili's one.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Well, Chili stops serving chili from their menu in early
t twenty five. It happened in January of this year,
primarily due to low customer demand for the chili and
a company wide menu simplification effort aimed at improving efficiency
and profitability by focusing on popular items like burgers, fajitas,

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and margarita's. Chili's by the Way has since experienced a
remarkable revival in sales, demonstrating that focusing on the popular
menu items was the right strategy for the brand.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
But it just seems weird that Chili's. Does it serve chili?

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, I'm not sure. I hope they still have that
enchilada soup because.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
That was so Yeah. Dallas Wolvers Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Ask us stuff Day today, and of
course you can always email us with a question. I
got one here from Terry in Walksahatchie. Was Little Miss
Muffett based on a real person? The answer is yes, Really,

(31:03):
Miss Muffett was a real person. Her name was Patience Muffet.
Of course, if she was named Muffett today they would
call her something that kind of means. Her name was
Patience Muffett and she was the daughter of a doctor
Thomas Muffett, who lived between fifteen fifty three and sixteen

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oh four. Although almost every child in Britain has heard
of the Little Miss Muffett sat on her tufft, the
history books tell us much more about her father than
they do about Patience Muffett herself. As well as being
a medical doctor, Doctor Muffett was fascinated by the world
of insects and especially spiders. Long Game of Spider sat down,

(31:49):
decided and scared It's not out of it that's a
subject that people had not studied much up to that time.
They didn't know anything about spiders. Is that they were scared.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
I never knew what a tough is. It was. It's
a footstool, is yestool? No one uses that anymore?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
To hand me the footstool? If you say, hand me
that tough a what?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Get out of my house.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
All right. Here's a message from Jose. He says, I
have a prehunda anna a question. Why do they show
so many lawyer commercials during the day, Well, Jose, this
is actually very strategic. Lawyers advertise heavily during the daytime
to reach people who are stuck at home, especially those

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recuperating from an accident.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I always said that.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
As well as those for mass torts like poisoned water
lawsuits that target potential victims recovering from exposure. So this
direct response method captures people during a moment of distress,
making them more receptive to hiring a lawyer for their needs.
And the daytime slots also target lower income demographics and

(32:57):
viewers of daytime television shows like Judge Judy, further maximizing
the potential for new leads for these lawyers. Like the
Texas am the Texas the Texas Okay. And this is
a question that was messaged to me by Garrett. He
asked with the Cowboys getting ready to play their first
home game of the season, I wanted to know if

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AT and T Stadium Jerry World is the biggest NFL stadium.
So what do you think.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I don't think it is. I think so far is ok.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Based on seating capacity, MetLife Stadium, home of the New
York Giants and the New York Jets, is actually the
biggest NFL stadium by capacity because it seats eighty two
thousand and five hundred. With that being said, Sofi Stadium,
home of the La Rams and the LA Chargers, has
the largest expandable capacity of any NFL stadium because when

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it's expanded, it can fit up to one hundred thousand,
two hundred and forty spectators, a few hundred more than
AT and T Stadium World. So there you have biging
of Jerry. Don't you have a question about Jerry?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I do.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
This one is from Donnie Hey, just wondering if Jerry
Jones still has his boat.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Oh yeah, big as huge boat is.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
It's a yacht baby.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
So what's he calling it? Where is he keeping it?
Thanks to keep up the good work, Thank you, Donnie.
It is the Bravo Eugenia. It is three hundred and
fifty seven feet long. Wow. Yeah, it's named after his wife,
Eugenia Eugenia.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Ji calls her Gene.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
And it was built by a big yacht building company
called Ocean Co. And according to Jerry, the whole family participated.
They went down, they spent time there, and they personalized
the crap out of this boat.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Here's a picture of it. Bow you see. Oh it's huge, Jean,
that is a big one. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Always put it up on social media when it's like
in the Mediterranean, like mont.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
And Jerry's feeling a little traveling.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Exactly as far as where it is, well, it moves around.
All big yacht people do that.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Some of the amenities. You guys are ready for a
quick tour.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Sure, seven cabins accommodating at least fourteen guests. More if
you're getting kinky, four decks worth of space four.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Decks, four decks, he needs four decks. A crew of
thirty people to keep this thing humming.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
It has a gym too.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
It is a pol a swimming pool and a plunge pool,
and it's also got a sauna in a steam room.
And listen to this. This blew my mind. It has
it doesn't have a single helipad on it. Oh really no,
you know why?

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Why?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Because it has two helicopter pads on it. Oh only
done ja in case there's a small fleet coming aboard
his Yes, jamn, I guess if you got the money,
go for it.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Do you remember when his grandson used to show up?
He used to show up at games where his grandson
played at Highland Park in that helicopter.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
In that.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Man coming up the educational part of the show, another
episode of did you Know Next?

Speaker 3 (35:58):
On the Bowl and then show Next.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I always liked the little alien that comes out from
the foil of the TV Dinner at the end of
that video and goes have mercy. Great video. Great video. Well,
it is National TV Dinner Day and that is one
of the first facts for did you Know Believe it
or not. The folding TV tray was invented a year

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before the TV Dinner, so you could say that the
TV Dinner's invention was perfectly time to meet the growing
trend of America's eating while watching TV.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I thought the TV dinner came first.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Man, No, I didn't know the tray came first. I
guess somebody had a glimpse of the future. Did you
know an ancient China people used to eat tea leaves
like it was a vegetable tea lead. Now you make
me some iced tea or some I'm good with that.

(37:01):
But to eat tea leaves a hard pass.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
People call you lipton wherever you went.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Did you know if you're allergic to cats, it also
means you're allergic to lions and tigers, although if you're
close enough to one, sneezing might be the least.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Thing for problem.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Their is y brutal. Did you know a full size
NBA basketball court can easily fit inside a soccer penalty box. Oh,
that's how big those soccer penalty boxes are. Did you
know Ping pong was trademarked by Parker Brothers, which enforced

(37:40):
it back in the nineteen twenties. Now, for the past
fifty years, the US mark has been owned and licensed
by a sporting goods company called Escalade Sports. The generic
term you're supposed to use for the game is table tennis.
Who says that made me one person that says table
tennis instead of always ping pong.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
I know.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Forrest Gump doesn't say table tennis, I know, and we're
always gonna say ping pong. So kiss my hand. Did
you know Huey Lewis? Remember Huey Lewis and the news
Huey Lewis got a perfect score on the math portion
of the s A T damn?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
How smart is he braining?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Hew? You know what I heard about Huey Lewis a
huge dong? Really? Yeah, that he's packing man.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Well, he also lost his hearings, so maybe that has something.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
To do with it.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Maybe that heavy dong pulled his ear drums down. You
can't hear that. I'm just speculator. I don't know for
a fact. Did you know Johnny Knoxville? Remember Johnny Knoxville? Yeah,
he was a stand in for Keanu Reeves during the
filming of Bram Stokers Dracula Way. Also, Johnny's real name

(38:53):
is John Philip Clapp. He was born in Knoxville, Tennessee,
which is why he did you know? Marvin Gardens on
the Monopoly board has always been misspelled. The actual neighborhood
in New Jersey is spelled m A r V N,
but on monopoly board it's mar v I N. That's right,

(39:16):
Parker Brothers, apologizing for this mistake in nineteen ninety five.
It's also the only property on the board that's not
located within Atlantic City.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I never thought of that, but that's true. It is.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, monopoly has everything to do with Atlantic Hill, Jersey, though, yes,
I know, so why that? Did you know one point
eight percent of Chinese women smoke tobacco forty four percent
of Chinese men do. Didn't We just have a question
about Did you know a single lego brick can withstand

(39:50):
about nine hundred and fifty pounds of pressure before it
starts to crack? Awesome?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Now I love them even more. Well, I don't if
you ever stepped up on one in the middle of
the night barefoot, it hurts. Did you know female armadillos
almost always give birth to identical quadruplets.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I'm not cute. I never even thought about it. How
there's so many damn armadillos around? I know about the armadillo?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Oh do you now? Did you know? In nineteen twenty five,
archaeologists were excavating the ruins of ancient Babylon when they
discovered a museum. The museum dated back to five thirty BC,
where their artifacts were more than two thousand years old.
Before that, guys, they was doing museum long before we

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every long did you know? Imagine digging through the ruins
of a place nearly twenty five hundred years old and
finding artifacts that archaeologists then discovered from two thousand years
before that. The items were neatly arranged side by side
and even had museum labels as to what they were.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
That's just crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
But I know, oh, did you know? Carrots were originally
several colors, and the most common one was purple, but
Dutch families in the sixteenth century bred red and yellow
carrots to make orange ones since it was their royal color,
and those became the standard for carrots everywhere. And now

(41:20):
you know, thanks by already play Choose your News. Coming
up next on the Ball and Them shows Dallas Ford's
classic rock lone Star ninety two to five. As the
summer slowly starts to slip away. Now a couple of
weeks mark as we get into fall. And I like
fall because it's football, Yeah, football and Halloween. Baby, I'm

(41:44):
right Okay, now it's time to pick your ticket. You
can either have tickets to see the Trans Siberian Orchestra
coming to the American Airline Center on December twentieth, or
tickets to the Good Guys thirty second Annual Summit Racing
Team Nations at Texas Motor Speedway. And all you have
to do to pick your ticket.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Is shoes your news.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Oh kay, I'll splay it again, even though I shouldn't
have to. Most of you know anyway that I have
four headlines here. Three of them actual headlines from past
issues of the Weekly World News. May that publication rest
in peace. One of them is fake. It's a lie.

(42:28):
I just made it up myself. You find the fake headline,
and you get to pick your tickets, all right, We're ready.
Two one four eight one seven, seven eight seven one
nine two five is the fake headline. Headline number one.
Two hundred foot tall Jesus appears in Washington. Taxi drivers
astonishing photo captures glowing figure near the Capitol. Yes, religious

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leaders worldwide are trying to understand the meaning of a
stunning image of our nation's capitol building with a glowing
two hundred foot tall fi Jesus standing beside it. Hallelujah.
One look at the picture and you can tell that
he's angry, says local pastor.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Well, there's one place that needs Jesus. It's Washington.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Or he didn't. Headline number two. Amazing psychic says he'll
fly from Mexico City to Washington, d C.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Without a plane.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Right, this will be the most amazing feat of mind
over matters, says the Amazing Ravi, who claims he's reached
a level of concentration that no one has ever achieved before.
Para normal investigators say he's been seen doing it before.
Short distances. He goes into a trance and levitates off
the ground, says a witness. Well, I hope they catch

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it on video too, because I ain't gonna believe it
all on video. R isn't Headline number three. Folks call
me stumpy, says man born with just a head, one
foot in one hand, Oh hard, courageous twenty one years old,
ignores his terrible handicap to live on his own, work

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a steady job, and pursue a full filled social life.
Brave little Buster, as he is known in Canada, says,
standing on one foot at two foot one makes women
want to pick him up and carry him to.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Their large person all around town? Or buster or is it?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Headline Number four Gay chimpanzee falls in love with circus Dwarf.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
He won't stop trying to kiss me, he says.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Disgusted little person canna get away from the amorous advances
of Sylvester, a gay love struck chimpanzee who is constantly
rubbing up against Pablo, who has filed a lawsuit against
the circus for harassment. That fruity monkey latches onto me
and tries to hunt me while slobbering and panting his mourning. Well, now,

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all of those headlines are good, But which one is fake?

Speaker 9 (45:00):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Headline number one? Two hundred foot tall Jesus appears in Washington.
Taxi drivers astonishing photo captures.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Glowing figure near the capitol.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Number two amazing psychic says he'll fly from Mexico City
to Washington, d C.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Without a plane.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Number three, folks call me stumpy, says man born with
just a head one foot in one hand. Or Number
four gage chimpanzee falls in love with Circus Dwarf. He
won't stop trying to kiss me, he said.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
They're all so good. But one of them I want
to say, it's this one.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
You say it's that one that? Oh, that would be
another on have you grand slam you ready?

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Here's the big reveal. It's this dad line.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I did not think that was okay, all right? Two
one four or eight one seven seven eight seven one
nine two five. Let's see if anybody knows. All right?
Balling them? Show which one do you think is the
fake head line?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Number one?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Number one, two hundred.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Foot tall Jesus appears in Washington. Taxi driver's astonishing photo
captures blowing figure near the Capitol.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
No, that's a big negator, Sorry sir, that is a.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Real headline, and they couldn't print it if it weren't true.
You thank you, all right, So it's not number one.
Well on them, show which one do you think is
the fake headline? I'm gonna say number four, Number four
gae Chimpanzee falls in love with Circus Dwarf. He won't
stop trying to kiss me.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
No, that is a real headline. It does sound like
something from the mind of Bo Roberts.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
That's why I pick it, Horny monkeys. So here we
are down to the last two is the fake headline?
Headline number two, amazing psychic says he'll fly from Mexico
City to Washington, DC without a plane.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Or number three.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Folks call me stumpy, says man born with just a head,
one foot in one hand.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Stuffy, no laughing, poor stumpy, Stumpy, you need a ride,
hop in, let me give you a hand.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
They already have one them. Show Okay, which one do
you think it is? Headline number two or headline number three?
Number three? Number three? Folks call me stumpy, says man
born with just a head and one hand.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Uh gets a grand slam, grand lamb. It's been a while.
Bo Roberts. Take me bases, Let me round the bases.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, he's headed to first base. Here he goes to
second base. Now he's going to third base, and.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
He slides into home even though he doesn't.

Speaker 9 (47:50):
Have to.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Boom.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Show Okay. If it's not number three, then the fake
headline must be Hello number four.

Speaker 9 (48:03):
No, no, you're not.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Boy of them?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Show is it headline number two or headline number three?
That's fake? Number three? Number three? Folks call me stumping? No, no, okay,
on them, show tell me which one is the fake headline?
If it's not number three, then that must be headline number. Wait, god,

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where they sure feels good? Hit one of them.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Graham Slam, Congratulations bout Roberts. Congratulations to whoever's on the phone.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, who is this?

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Pray? Tell Kurt? All right, Kurt, which tickets do you want?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
You want the Trains Siberian Orchestra tickets or the Good
Guy's Car show tickets at Texas Motor Speedway. We're going
to Transiberian. Okay, hold on because we got to get
some info from you, all right, all right, Yes, it's great.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Year round the bases, and I'll tell everybody about what
we have this afternoon with Jeff CAATs. You do the
Dallas Stars gearing up for preseason action, and jeffk is
giving away his very own personal statue tickets to see
your Dallas Stars at the American Airline Center later this month,
and we are talking some great seats. Jeff will give
those way around four thirty five this afternoon when he

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opens up the lone Star ticket window. But don't go away,
because Bo and I are going to open up the
lone Star ticket window next hour, and we'll do that
around eight forty right here on lone Star ninety two
to five Dallas.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Now you know,
at this time of the morning, eight twelve, traffic is
going to be extremely tied up, shall we say? Ooh,
and I can smell leather and cheap perfume icens level.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Fuck.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
That could mean only one thing. It's time for the
Mistress of the highways and the byeways. It's time for
traffic in bondage with the.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
One and O e lynd the LA. Someone say, whip me?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
No, I didna give me absolutely.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I guess I must not have heard you write, Bo Roberts.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
My ears are still ringing from being at the MTV
Video Music Awards Sunday for that ausy trivia mistress.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Were you there?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
I was, Bo. You know some of my best clients
are in the music business. Rock stars just love for
me to yank of their chain, not the chain. Yes,
do you want me to kiss it and make it better?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
All right? Take that? Whoa you said kiss not whim
my bad? I heard whip. You know I'm a little distracted.
You see, Bo, I've been training my new assistant for
my dungeon. I guess you could say, I'm showing her
the row, Yes with the whip and change yes. Oh girls, okay,

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speaking of ropes. Yes, traffic is all tied up right
now in Arlington on I thirty and Ballpark Way, a
truck was rear ended and those truck nuts are stuffed
all up inside the.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
Exhausted You said nuts, silence. We have a side road
problem on hard on road. Harden, Harden, hard on what whatever? Oh,
and here's a hard question for you both. All right,

(51:43):
what do you get when two giraffes collide?

Speaker 2 (51:46):
What do you get when to giraffe collide?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
I don't know. A gerraffic jam, a graphic jam?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
All right?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Now we have a geraffic jam on the tollway just
north of the bush. The car slammed on the brakes
as he approached the bush. Oh he lost control?

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah, that he lost control near the bush. Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Oh yeah, I love to slap you, babe, I know
you do. I hope you're driving to work is oh
so painful?

Speaker 9 (52:18):
It is.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I'm Linda lash with your traffic.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
And Bunny, anybody got any band aids because I'm gonna
need some after that.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
You were listening to the bow and them show Dallas
Wars Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two to five, Joe Perry,
guitarist of Aerosmith seventy five years.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Old, to the Happy Birthday Joe Seeing you at the MTV.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
VMA's yes would yes? Would Okay? Ask us stuff day.
We got time for some more questions and Dante, I
didn't know where he emailed me from Inferno. Dante's from
the Inferno.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Uh, he wanted to know.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
A explained it before. But what is the significance of
a canary in a coal mine?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
I mean what it means is back in the day,
when coal miners would go into the coal mine, they
would take a canary in a little cage, and if
the canary dropped dead, that means, oh there's poison gas.
Get out of here before it kills us.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Police even had a song called Canary in a coal
But that's what that means. Now, pay attention because I
can't explain it again. All right, you're ready for a
question there in about aambo.

Speaker 9 (53:35):
Yeah, And I was just wondering when easy listening music
was started being called yacht music. It just makes no
sense to me.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yacht rock is what you're talking about and that's not
easy listening music. Really, Well, what was easy listening when
you were growing up? Oh, that would be like Percy
Faith and Mansavanni, like Elevator music, exactly easy listening.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Music from the late nineteen seventies and early nineteen eighties
is now called yacht rock because of a two thousand
and five comedy web series that coined the term to
describe soft and smooth music and sometimes nautical themed songs,
for example Saline by Christopher Kross. The term was a

(54:24):
joke that stuck creating a specific subgenre out of existing
soft rock, adult contemporary, and West Coast pop sounds by
highlighting them as yacht rocks. So there you have it.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
That's still not easy listening.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah, it's kind of like a lot of people don't
want Bon Jovi to be called classic rock. They want
it to be called classic hits so they don't feel old,
and they don't even call it oldies anymore. They call
it classic hits or the og music. Oh god, what
that means?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Oh god? I know.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Okay, Well we're on a roll now.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
I think you've got this one here and a belle
let's say, hi, this is.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
Francis I got a question about the State Fair having
the clear bags and stuff, But will cross body purses
be accepted or do I have to stuff everything in
my pocket? Rank?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
First of all, what the hell is a cross body perse?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
It's a purse with a long strap, so you can
put it over your shoulder and it'll go the strap
will go across your body.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Oh okay, well I could have figured that out. You're
a boy.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
You don't need to know. But we talked about this
earlier bough with the State Fair. Starting this year, the
State Fair of Texas has a clear bag policy, allowing
only clear bags up to nine inches by ten inches
by twelve inches or small clutches under four and a
half or six and a half inches. Now, medical bags
and parenting bags are exempt from this clear blag rule,

(55:56):
but you will be searched. Now, most standard cross body
bags are larger than the allowed dimensions, and if they're
not clear, they won't be allowed. So there you have it, Francis.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Didn't they just start that this year? Yeah? This year?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Oh man, See what you kids have done?

Speaker 9 (56:17):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Okay, Oh, this is a question about some people we
used to work with, and I'm not sure I know
the answer, but I bet anna does. Here you go, Hey, gag,
good morning. I was wondering if n of y'all ever
kept up with Jagger or Mongo Mike and what's Reptune huh,
because I mean I haven't seen those guys in years.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
So Jagger lives like in the Seattle area up in
the Northwest. He uh retired from radio back in twenty sixteen. Yeah,
you got two kids, adopted daughters, Ellie and Colby. But
he lives up in the Northwest, very very happy. And
then Mondo Mike is in Austin and he's selling real estate.

(56:57):
He's a cancer survivor too, Yes, like a millant miracle guy.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
And he's a hell of a chef too.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
I take pointers from the man, and I feel it
could be he could have the makings of a Queasonary superstar.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yes, he used to be, uh be our kind of
promo guy.

Speaker 9 (57:14):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Yeah, didn't he also do sports for you a little bit?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yes, he did sports time and he was also supposed
to be a pretty damn good baseball player.

Speaker 9 (57:23):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
I remember when we did the Jimmy Goodbye when Jimmy retired, Yeah,
and Mondo Mike called in to say goodbye to Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Yeah, yeah, Jimmy appreciated that. Okay, here's one about as saying,
you've probably heard all your life your expression Katie bard
Or did anything to do with the light lamented Katie Railroad.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
No, I had nothing to do with Kate Railroad.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
The phrase Katie bar the door, which is a warning
of approaching trouble or danger, may have its origins in
the story of Catherine Douglas Barlass. Dante Gabriel Rossetti recounted
the story of Catherine Douglas Barlows in a verse in
eighteen eighty one under the title The King's Tragedy. It

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seems Catherine or Katie Douglas Barlos tried to bar the
door with her arm through the clips that would have
held a thick board. You know those boards that were
there keep them from getting in. They broke through and
broke her arm. Oh that's the store. Oh this meaning
keeping the door locked during an assassination attempt on King

(58:34):
James the First of Scotland. That's where that came from.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I never knew.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Well, that's why we have Afric's staff around him. Well,
when you do take it to the streets, say hello
to your mama. Funn Well, I wasn't directing that at anybody.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
You said it to be as smart ass, not at
any mama in particular.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Ill, No, mama's a whip that ass. Tell you what. Oh,
we got a question. Here's ask a stuff day question
for you.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Listen to this, Hey, bo, how's it going this morning?
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
What's up? Hey? I might be a little late, but
I had a quick question for Asco. So I was
wondering if I was wondering if Jimmy ate any spotted dick.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Well, he was in English, I'm sure he did.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I'm glad you brought that up, because next time I
talk to him, I'm gonna ask it. Y'all have a
good day. I'm I'm not even sure what y'all said,
but it's like, all right then, okay, I got it.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
So I'm thinking, if you're actually over in England, spotted
dick is made fresh instead of that crap.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
In the can at Kroger. You know, well, that brings
an image to mind that I don't really want to
have some fresh spotty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Doctor. Oh, by the way, who want our tickets to
go see the good Guy's cars? You know his name
is Stephen the Hoda back of Wiley, Tom right, Stephen,
way to go, man, that's off. Okay, if you're old
enough to remember the Iran Contra scandal from the eighties,
nor remember the lady Fawn Hall.

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
The secretary as assistant. She was beautiful, he was gorgeous.
She was once the secretary at the center of the
Iran Contra scandal. Guess who she just married, Oliver North,
retired Marine Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North, which was what this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Was about all along.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
There were so many rumors about them for years and
now what is it like forty plus years since.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Yeah, nearly four decades ago. Fawn Hall testified that she
helped Oliver North read classified documents during the Reagan administration,
turning both into household names amid one of Washington's most
infamous political scandals at the time. These days we got
most scandals, and we know what to do out of DC. Also,

(01:01:10):
by the way, played the Doobie Brothers want to go. Yeah,
this lady called earlier and was just about to vibrate
out of her skin because she's getting on the plane
to go see the Doobie Brothers in Washington.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
D C.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Oh, my girl, you be careful and tell us all
about it when you get back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
That's right. Well. Those two remained out of the public
eye for years, but news of their marriage surfaced this week,
drawing renewed attention to their history.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I guess she was good at taking dictation. Huh, there's
an old joke I brought back from the Iron Country.
Oh hell, I'll give you a rim shot.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
Just for that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Always been fawning her, haull all this time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
I'll bet listen. She was hot and she's still very pretty.
He's a little rough around the end.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
He's still there, Yes, but aren't we all because men
age more less gracefully.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Than well whatever. Y Hey, if you love your classic
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(01:02:27):
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Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yeah, but until I reached the pavement and splatter it,
I'm gonna keep it up. Wait, Roberts longs, I can
you do it? By the way, tomorrow is fun with
music Day. And then got a few surprises for you,
but I ain't gonna tell you because they wouldn't be surprised.
Very tad. Well, that's right, let's talk some time wasters

(01:02:59):
because you don't to start to work right away. If
you get there, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Heil no, go online right now lone Star ninety two
five dot com and go to the Bow and Them
show page. So you mentioned this earlier. Bow Aerosmith guitarist
Joe Perry celebrating a big milestone birthday today. He turned
seventy five today and he's still rocking. He and Steven
Tyler crushed it during the Aussie tribute Sunday night at

(01:03:23):
the MTV Video Music Awards. Now here's Joe Perry talking
about playing live.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
When you feel like the audience is with you definitely
makes for a better show. But you know, for myself,
I just I'm just into what I do and I
very rarely look out into the audience and very rarely
make any kind of eye contact out there, And just
imagine myself being in the studio and I'm trying to
make play good. You know, a lot of time I'm
conscious that there's a show going on, but I figure
if I'm playing as good as I can play to
get myself off, there's about eight thousand other kids out

(01:03:50):
there that I like music just as much as I do,
or else they wouldn't be there, So they're gonna like
what I'm doing now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I guarantee you that was edited because if you ever
talked to Joe, he hymns and hauls.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
And he does Jerry Jones. Kind of yeah, he does
Jerry Jones, so you have to kind of trim him
up a little bit. He's a member of both the
Rock and Roll and the Songwriters Hall of Fame, and
his band, The Joe Perry Project, will be opening up
for The Who at the Hollywood Ball on September seventeenth,
that's next week. The first anthology devoted exclusively to Paul

(01:04:24):
McCartney's post Beatles band Wings set for release on November seventh,
and the anthology was curated by Paul McCartney and his
simply titled Wings. We have all the information up on
our page, including the track list and a teaser video
for the collection, and in other music news for fans
of The Doors. To mark the band's sixtieth anniversary, The

(01:04:45):
Doors Immersed nineteen sixty seven to nineteen seventy one is
going to be coming out this fall. The reissue will
be available October twenty fourth. And for more than fifty
years after his untimely passing, we're still getting previous unheard
music from Jimmy Hendrix. Yeah, you know, while he was alive,

(01:05:05):
he only released three albums thousand exactly. The Jimmy Hendricks
Experience album acxis Boldest Love getting an expanded reissue so
that his estate can make more money. It's going to
be out November seventh. And Pat Benatar and her husband
Neil Gerald are not just musicians like you bo, They
are grandparents. Yeah, and because of that, they've written a

(01:05:28):
children's book titled My Grandma and Grandpa Rock and it's
available everywhere that books are sold. Pat and Neil have
three grandkids, a seven year old Stevie, six year old Lola,
and two year old Cash. And these rocking grandparents are
coming to North Texas. They're going to be opening up
for Brian Adams on November thirteenth at the American Airline Center. Finally,

(01:05:50):
you've heard the term catfishing, right, Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Okay, Well this gives a whole new meaning to catfishing.
It's actually two cats by a river that literally go fishing.
And if you want to see these cats catch fish,
we've got the video up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone Star n Dot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Up as the show vanishes in a puff of smoke
boo and not a moment too soon. Well, you guys
gave us some good questions here on Aska's stuff Day,
or I did you good batch? We always learn something
on Asca stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Day between Aska stuff and did you know because now
I know that Huey Lewis has a big dog and
he got a perfect score on the sat and math.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Well, I didn't bring up the big dog.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Okay, you brought that aod oh, I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Brought up the Huey doll.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
Yes, and you said maybe that's what's tugging on his
ears and giving him here in the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Well, at least we know he's not doing something else
with his dog because he still has great eyesight.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
True, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
He doesn't wear glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
It's long for him to pull on. He can't reach
the end of it. That's the best part. Let me
adjust my glasses this second so I can see better.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
That says a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
This says more than you know. Tomorrow is fun with
Music Day and we got some surprises for you, so
you just have to tune in tomorrow and find out.
So anybody got any big plans for later on today
other than the nap is calling me, yep, my pillow

(01:07:33):
saying bold, are you cold over here? Get your grease
a head on.

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Let's get yeah, let's do it it, get it. So
appreciate your questions. Tune in tomorrow for fun with Music Day,
and of course we'll give you a chance to pick
your ticket.

Speaker 9 (01:07:55):
I have by