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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
clapping their gums. Okay, okay, okay, okay, don't wear a back.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That was a fun day.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Plus it's fun to just play songs that we don't
hardly ever play.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, I got a lot of messages from listeners that
were saying, I'm having so much fun listening to all
these songs.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Good. You know what, I should have done a better
job of telling you what the songs were in the artist,
but we were just so damn busy, you know, and.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
They're in their car a lot of them. The song
title will come up on their song, you know, or
if they're listening on the iHeartRadio app, it comes up
as well.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's a good form.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
They would know what song it was. Yes, but so
many people were calling us with these songs that weren't
even hits. I know, super obscure song.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
What was the first thing? I said, no album cuts, Okay,
it had to have been a hit song.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
At one point, I did like Matt the Cats though,
calling in with Roy Clark and I was like, he
had the greatest hits album. How could he be a
one hit wonder Clark? Then it would be the greatest
hit album.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh yeah, that's it of their greatest hit.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Roy Clark could shred some guitar.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I saw him and Jerry Reid do a guitar battle
and it was god person no no on he haul
Yeah oh man, they were like, oh damn, slow down. Hew.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It used to be because you only had like three
or four channels on TV. Yeah, Friday Nights or Friday
Nights or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You had to watch he Hall, CBS, NBC, and ABC.
Channel eleven wasn't even out yet.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, and then all of a sudden PBS because my
dad liked to watch Masterpiece, and then PBS also aired tennis,
and my dad was a huge tennis officient.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Tennis on TV.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Who oh he loved it like it was in the
time of Jimmy Connor and John McEnroe and Chris Everett.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So yeah, there's a lot of rackets being smashed on
the court.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Remember be Raeborg Oh yeah, yeah he was. He was
a monster.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
He had like lady fans all over him. So we
just had a really really fired up Thursday. How the
hell are we going to top this on.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Friday just by showing up by being crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's f day tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
He's a good Thursday Eve show though, what fun.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, well, we'll do our NFL pro picks with Fox
Sports Mike Doucy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I already text him the grid for him so he
can go over it and do his homework like he
doesn't already. You guys are the sports anchor for Fox Sport.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Let's see who's on the phone here, Hello, bowing them show. Hey,
I got a joke for you by one of those Mexican.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Word of the days.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, go ahead, all right, it's the word is herpes herpees?
Well please use it in a sentence, won't you? All right?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Me and my wife we ordered a pizza.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
The waiter he brought the pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
To the table, and my wife she got herpes.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And I may use that on Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You go ahead and do that.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What's your name, sir? I'll give you credit.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I would love to hear it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What's your name? My name is Curtis, Curtis.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I want to give you credit.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You give Curtis credit for that joke.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Mexican word of the day, herpies.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I didn't have to jump your ship about it because
it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It really was.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Nicely done, sir, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Curtis, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
A lot of people asking about those Mexican word of
the day.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sometimes the stupider they are, the funnier they are.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, absolutely, because you're.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Blaming yourself for even laughing at ship like that.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It's what you know, Like farts will never not be funny. No,
we could become brilliant genius of all people and we'd
still I.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Can tell you when they're not funny. When your big
brothers sit on your face and fart in your face,
that is not funny.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Well it's not like he lit it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well that's.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Hair off.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
No, but still, brothers are mean. Did you ever do
that to your brother in his face?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No? I should have though.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's a real good way to get pink eye.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Remember that guy of that woman that got that eye
infection because her boyfriend farted in her face.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yes, I got particles and there nasty.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Been a micro piece of duki that went up.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It was a wet one.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Next say that in a fark cloud, there's little particles
of crap.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well that's why, like you know, if you're in the restroom,
you shouldn't be eating while you're in the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh yeah, leave your drinks outside.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Wait, who eats in the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
The crazy ass people do.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh y'all, don't talk to me directly if that's what
you do.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
And people go into the bathroom with their cell pH
and all those little particles on your phone.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But you know what's funny when somebody goes into a
bathroom in the stall and you hear boop, you just.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Got your phone.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh special. Thanks to Eric Turner from Warrant for coming
in now.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
And you know his wife said her favorite all time
song ever, not just one hit wonder, safety Dance. She
didn't even select the song by Warrant. She said Safety Dance.
That she does her makeup every morning by doing listening
to safety Dance.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Safety.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Really, she's a gorgeous woman.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And that was Eric's son with him right now.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Noah, yeah song. And I've been communicating with him to
book everything. Great kid man, it's so organized. I love
buttoned up people.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Hey did I hear something about he's like kicking ass
in college or something like that.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, Unt, he's studying music business.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wow. Well, my baby girl went to un T Bailey.
She graduated from.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
She's a very smart girl too. She went and studied
fashion merchandising kind and she works for j C Penny Penny.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
On Instagram, Bailey teuts herself as a fashion model.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
She's a fashionista, a fashionista.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Little Bailey a little bee. I have another little bee
named Bessie who lives in Louisianassie.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
How's Bessie doing? She's okay, she's doing all right, good
good And Jessica.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh yeah, Jessica.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
What what what happened? It's gotta be a good story
of Bo's laughing like that.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
She'd my baby. She's my oldest child.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
She's a sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
She just got a booth chop.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh well, you know what? How many kids?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Says?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
She had?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Bou three?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Okay, there you have it. Because my friends and even
family members who have had children, they say that after
having their kids and nursing them or not nursing them,
that they say that they end up looking like they
should be in a national geographic mass, which is why
they go get mommy makeover. I have. We have some
(07:10):
coworkers that have had the mommy makeovers for that very reason,
but they say that they look like their national geographic.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Next time I see my daughter, I'm a walk up
to and no, don't you there, No, that would be
a little pervertedn' oh man, Good.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
For her, you know, she wants to feel good about herself.
My cousin had it done for the same reason. Now
what my one cousin who shall not be.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Named, Oh, this sounds like it's gonna be good too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
So she got engaged and my uncle asked her what
she wanted for a wedding present, and she he thought
she was going to ask for like a down payment
on her house or something. She wanted a boob reduction.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh no, no, no, you never do that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
She was five foot four and had the biggest knockers room,
so wherever we went people guys would always just stare
at her chest. They would never look. And she started
having back problems and like shoulders, like her bra would
like cut into her shoulders. So she got a boob
reduction without telling her husband to be shows up for
the wedding and going exactly where's my pride?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Lady, Lady, lady, don't get a boom reduction. We love them.
The bigger the better.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Didn't Dolly Parton do that too? Wasn't she sick of
having big old orbs? Down the ether.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Think she got her money making them?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, that's that's how she make up money.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Now it is. It is a real condition where they
have massive back problems.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
People have asked her if she'll do a Playboy spread
and she ain't gonna. I'm not gonna do that. You
paraverted fuck her?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
How great did she look when she was in the
Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders outfit which Thanksgiving halftime show?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I'll show you sometime. I have a picture of Dolly
Parton and a sea through shirt. What I do on
my phone?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Where'd you go?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Uh? I'm not sure. No, I don't I don't remember.
I just somebody sent it to me. That's what it was.
One of my friends sent it to me. Look well,
Bo Roberts sharing is Karen? I will it's way on
my I have to look it up.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Was it cold when they took the picture?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know, but I show was not. Poke your
eye on you, Porter Wagner. I hope you had a
chance to Captain.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Welcome to Teddy Talk Star.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
This is how we get ready for the weekend. That's right.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I'm so ready for the weekend. Now I have a
luncheon that I'm going to tomorrow, so I'm gonna have
to cut out a little, Okay, okay, okay. So it's
exciting because it's for Austin Street Center, which helps out
the homeless in Dallas, and their featured speaker is an
advocate for the homeless and for affordable housing. Ed Norton
(10:01):
the actor, Yeah Norton.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's a different Norton from Jakie. I know, you want
to fuck Merton.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
This was the guy that was in the Hulk. He
was also in gosh, what was that movie with Harrison
was it Harrison Ford Primal Fear, a bad Guy? Yeah club,
And he was in a Complete Unknown, The Bob Dylan Story,
Complete Unknown.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Oh yeah, he played uh the folks Woody Guthrie. Yes,
yes he did, because Bob Dylan was obsessed with Woody Guthrie.
Timothy Shall made did pretty good.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I thought, so he became Bob Dylan. I want to
I want to see this Jeremy Allen White is Bruce
Springsteen because it's getting mixed reviews. Oh really, yeah, of course.
Steve van Zandt says it's incredible, the best movie Oscar Worthy.
But then I read like Ultimate Classic Rock did it
was like eh, Nebraska. Well, it was like they should
(11:06):
have done like a Bruce Springsteen his life story, rather
than just focusing on the Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I'll wait till it comes on cable.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Let's see, let's get one more call for we go hello,
bowing them show Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yes, I don't want that.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Idiots whoever that was on the comments yesterday said Matt
and I were scammers or something. It was awful scammer.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Who said that.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yes, Anthony, Anthony, I don't know. Shelley took up for us.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well, I'll tell you what. You can always do what
my father used to say, fuck them and feed them
fish heads.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Think I think because we called too much. But I
wanted to tell y'all I won't be talking tomorrow. I'm
going to Broken Boat for time.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I've been there the Broken Bowl a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Here, it's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
It is well, we've got a compound. Are the people
getting married compound?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
And it sounds like you know Waco.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, the big business out there is renting cabins, cabins
with like multiple bedrooms and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So yeah, you can get the big one lodges.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
And it's got like a hot tail, right, in the center,
that kind of thing. So it's I know it's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
All don't skinny dip, Diane. We don't want any of
those pictures showing up and add to Bow's collection.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Oh my god. Yeah. Poor Dolly right now is going
through some medical stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
For she had a kidney stone, I think is what
it was.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm not saying what the health condition is right now,
but I'm praying for her. And I'm also worried about
her because she's grieving.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, her husband. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
And you know as better than anybody, Diane, that when
you lose a spouse who's the love of your life,
it does a number on you because stress can cause
health conditions.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
And I messaged you and told him I wanted Spirit
in the Sky played in my funeral, and he goes, nope, no,
well it kind.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Of would fit you know you better hope you're in
the sky. We'll play Highway to Hell.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
So did you do?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You know who? Baby? At Bay Smith Baby a group?
Paul Smith nailed it. Who did who did Venus? Who
did first? One?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Blue, Blue, Shocking Blue.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I was going to say Bananaama, yeah, first.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And I asked Allen to ask you something else he
recorded me, but he didn't make it.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I told Bow, and Bow almost threw up a little
bit in his mouth, and I go, you didn't mention
Tarzan boy by Baltimora.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We did last year. I want to say.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I think we mentioned I wasn't going to play it
for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I just I'd love to freak Bow out and like,
come on, I lean by Dicks, bully.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bully, No, because sam Sham and the Pharaohs also had
little red riding hood. Yeah you show I look in
good yo everything a big bad wolfe.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Yeah, okay, you're really good at what you do.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He is, Well, I just got ship in my head
that does me no good whatsoever unless I'm on Final
Jeopardy and it's one hit Wonders.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
That's why he eats so much fiber to get that
ship out working on it.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Well I'll talk to you guys.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Have fun, broken bow, all right, we gotta go. Yes,
why does this tire me out so much?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
We do this brain brain dream man?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well, and I've told you this before. I have heard
ever since I started in radio, doing a morning radio
show in four hours is like doing an eight hour day.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hell ya duh. Yeah, so we have it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
We've already worked.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
We start early, we start early to prepare for this ship.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
And so we've actually worked a twelve hour day.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Damn right. I won't my overtime, but you guys take
that Department of Labor, all right. Thanks tuning in. We
will see you tomorrow and it will be fried the
day Tata Titty, I mean Tata
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
clapping their gums. Okay, okay, okay, okay, don't wear a back.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That was a fun day.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Plus it's fun to just play songs that we don't
hardly ever play.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, I got a lot of messages from listeners that
were saying, I'm having so much fun listening to all
these songs.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Good. You know what, I should have done a better
job of telling you what the songs were in the artist,
but we were just so damn busy, you know, and.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
They're in their car a lot of them. The song
title will come up on their song, you know, or
if they're listening on the iHeartRadio app, it comes up
as well.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's a good form.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
They would know what song it was. Yes, but so
many people were calling us with these songs that weren't
even hits. I know, super obscure song.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
What was the first thing? I said, no album cuts, Okay,
it had to have been a hit song.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
At one point, I did like Matt the Cats though,
calling in with Roy Clark and I was like, he
had the greatest hits album. How could he be a
one hit wonder Clark? Then it would be the greatest
hit album.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh yeah, that's it of their greatest hit.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Roy Clark could shred some guitar.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I saw him and Jerry Reid do a guitar battle
and it was god person no no on he haul
Yeah oh man, they were like, oh damn, slow down. Hew.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It used to be because you only had like three
or four channels on TV. Yeah, Friday Nights or Friday
Nights or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You had to watch he Hall, CBS, NBC, and ABC.
Channel eleven wasn't even out yet.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, and then all of a sudden PBS because my
dad liked to watch Masterpiece, and then PBS also aired tennis,
and my dad was a huge tennis officient.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Tennis on TV.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Who oh he loved it like it was in the
time of Jimmy Connor and John McEnroe and Chris Everett.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So yeah, there's a lot of rackets being smashed on
the court.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Remember be Raeborg Oh yeah, yeah he was. He was
a monster.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
He had like lady fans all over him. So we
just had a really really fired up Thursday. How the
hell are we going to top this on.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Friday just by showing up by being crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's f day tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
He's a good Thursday Eve show though, what fun.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, well, we'll do our NFL pro picks with Fox
Sports Mike Doucy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I already text him the grid for him so he
can go over it and do his homework like he
doesn't already. You guys are the sports anchor for Fox Sport.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Let's see who's on the phone here, Hello, bowing them show. Hey,
I got a joke for you by one of those Mexican.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Word of the days.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, go ahead, all right, it's the word is herpes herpees?
Well please use it in a sentence, won't you? All right?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Me and my wife we ordered a pizza.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
The waiter he brought the pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
To the table, and my wife she got herpes.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And I may use that on Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You go ahead and do that.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What's your name, sir? I'll give you credit.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I would love to hear it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What's your name? My name is Curtis, Curtis.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I want to give you credit.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You give Curtis credit for that joke.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Mexican word of the day, herpies.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I didn't have to jump your ship about it because
it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
It really was.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Nicely done, sir, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Curtis, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
A lot of people asking about those Mexican word of
the day.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sometimes the stupider they are, the funnier they are.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, absolutely, because you're.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Blaming yourself for even laughing at ship like that.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It's what you know, Like farts will never not be funny. No,
we could become brilliant genius of all people and we'd
still I.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Can tell you when they're not funny. When your big
brothers sit on your face and fart in your face,
that is not funny.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Well it's not like he lit it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well that's.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Hair off.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
No, but still, brothers are mean. Did you ever do
that to your brother in his face?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No? I should have though.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's a real good way to get pink eye.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Remember that guy of that woman that got that eye
infection because her boyfriend farted in her face.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yes, I got particles and there nasty.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Been a micro piece of duki that went up.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It was a wet one.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Next say that in a fark cloud, there's little particles
of crap.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well that's why, like you know, if you're in the restroom,
you shouldn't be eating while you're in the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh yeah, leave your drinks outside.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Wait, who eats in the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
The crazy ass people do.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh y'all, don't talk to me directly if that's what
you do.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
And people go into the bathroom with their cell pH
and all those little particles on your phone.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But you know what's funny when somebody goes into a
bathroom in the stall and you hear boop, you just.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Got your phone.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh special. Thanks to Eric Turner from Warrant for coming
in now.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
And you know his wife said her favorite all time
song ever, not just one hit wonder, safety Dance. She
didn't even select the song by Warrant. She said Safety Dance.
That she does her makeup every morning by doing listening
to safety Dance.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Safety.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Really, she's a gorgeous woman.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And that was Eric's son with him right now.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Noah, yeah song. And I've been communicating with him to
book everything. Great kid man, it's so organized. I love
buttoned up people.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Hey did I hear something about he's like kicking ass
in college or something like that.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, Unt, he's studying music business.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wow. Well, my baby girl went to un T Bailey.
She graduated from.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
She's a very smart girl too. She went and studied
fashion merchandising kind and she works for j C Penny Penny.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
On Instagram, Bailey teuts herself as a fashion model.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
She's a fashionista, a fashionista.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Little Bailey a little bee. I have another little bee
named Bessie who lives in Louisianassie.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
How's Bessie doing? She's okay, she's doing all right, good
good And Jessica.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh yeah, Jessica.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
What what what happened? It's gotta be a good story
of Bo's laughing like that.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
She'd my baby. She's my oldest child.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
She's a sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
She just got a booth chop.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh well, you know what? How many kids?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Says?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
She had?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Bou three?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Okay, there you have it. Because my friends and even
family members who have had children, they say that after
having their kids and nursing them or not nursing them,
that they say that they end up looking like they
should be in a national geographic mass, which is why
they go get mommy makeover. I have. We have some
(07:10):
coworkers that have had the mommy makeovers for that very reason,
but they say that they look like their national geographic.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Next time I see my daughter, I'm a walk up
to and no, don't you there, No, that would be
a little pervertedn' oh man, Good.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
For her, you know, she wants to feel good about herself.
My cousin had it done for the same reason. Now
what my one cousin who shall not be.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Named, Oh, this sounds like it's gonna be good too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
So she got engaged and my uncle asked her what
she wanted for a wedding present, and she he thought
she was going to ask for like a down payment
on her house or something. She wanted a boob reduction.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh no, no, no, you never do that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
She was five foot four and had the biggest knockers room,
so wherever we went people guys would always just stare
at her chest. They would never look. And she started
having back problems and like shoulders, like her bra would
like cut into her shoulders. So she got a boob
reduction without telling her husband to be shows up for
the wedding and going exactly where's my pride?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Lady, Lady, lady, don't get a boom reduction. We love them.
The bigger the better.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Didn't Dolly Parton do that too? Wasn't she sick of
having big old orbs? Down the ether.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Think she got her money making them?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, that's that's how she make up money.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Now it is. It is a real condition where they
have massive back problems.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
People have asked her if she'll do a Playboy spread
and she ain't gonna. I'm not gonna do that. You
paraverted fuck her?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
How great did she look when she was in the
Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders outfit which Thanksgiving halftime show?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I'll show you sometime. I have a picture of Dolly
Parton and a sea through shirt. What I do on
my phone?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Where'd you go?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Uh? I'm not sure. No, I don't I don't remember.
I just somebody sent it to me. That's what it was.
One of my friends sent it to me. Look well,
Bo Roberts sharing is Karen? I will it's way on
my I have to look it up.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Was it cold when they took the picture?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know, but I show was not. Poke your
eye on you, Porter Wagner. I hope you had a
chance to Captain.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Welcome to Teddy Talk Star.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
This is how we get ready for the weekend. That's right.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I'm so ready for the weekend. Now I have a
luncheon that I'm going to tomorrow, so I'm gonna have
to cut out a little, Okay, okay, okay. So it's
exciting because it's for Austin Street Center, which helps out
the homeless in Dallas, and their featured speaker is an
advocate for the homeless and for affordable housing. Ed Norton
(10:01):
the actor, Yeah Norton.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's a different Norton from Jakie. I know, you want
to fuck Merton.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
This was the guy that was in the Hulk. He
was also in gosh, what was that movie with Harrison
was it Harrison Ford Primal Fear, a bad Guy? Yeah club,
And he was in a Complete Unknown, The Bob Dylan Story,
Complete Unknown.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Oh yeah, he played uh the folks Woody Guthrie. Yes,
yes he did, because Bob Dylan was obsessed with Woody Guthrie.
Timothy Shall made did pretty good.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I thought, so he became Bob Dylan. I want to
I want to see this Jeremy Allen White is Bruce
Springsteen because it's getting mixed reviews. Oh really, yeah, of course.
Steve van Zandt says it's incredible, the best movie Oscar Worthy.
But then I read like Ultimate Classic Rock did it
was like eh, Nebraska. Well, it was like they should
(11:06):
have done like a Bruce Springsteen his life story, rather
than just focusing on the Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I'll wait till it comes on cable.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Let's see, let's get one more call for we go hello,
bowing them show Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yes, I don't want that.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Idiots whoever that was on the comments yesterday said Matt
and I were scammers or something. It was awful scammer.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Who said that.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yes, Anthony, Anthony, I don't know. Shelley took up for us.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Well, I'll tell you what. You can always do what
my father used to say, fuck them and feed them
fish heads.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Think I think because we called too much. But I
wanted to tell y'all I won't be talking tomorrow. I'm
going to Broken Boat for time.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I've been there the Broken Bowl a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Here, it's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
It is well, we've got a compound. Are the people
getting married compound?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
And it sounds like you know Waco.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, the big business out there is renting cabins, cabins
with like multiple bedrooms and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So yeah, you can get the big one lodges.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
And it's got like a hot tail, right, in the center,
that kind of thing. So it's I know it's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
All don't skinny dip, Diane. We don't want any of
those pictures showing up and add to Bow's collection.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Oh my god. Yeah. Poor Dolly right now is going
through some medical stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
For she had a kidney stone, I think is what
it was.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm not saying what the health condition is right now,
but I'm praying for her. And I'm also worried about
her because she's grieving.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, her husband. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
And you know as better than anybody, Diane, that when
you lose a spouse who's the love of your life,
it does a number on you because stress can cause
health conditions.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
And I messaged you and told him I wanted Spirit
in the Sky played in my funeral, and he goes, nope, no,
well it kind.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Of would fit you know you better hope you're in
the sky. We'll play Highway to Hell.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
So did you do?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You know who? Baby? At Bay Smith Baby a group?
Paul Smith nailed it. Who did who did Venus? Who
did first? One?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Blue, Blue, Shocking Blue.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I was going to say Bananaama, yeah, first.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And I asked Allen to ask you something else he
recorded me, but he didn't make it.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I told Bow, and Bow almost threw up a little
bit in his mouth, and I go, you didn't mention
Tarzan boy by Baltimora.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We did last year. I want to say.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I think we mentioned I wasn't going to play it
for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I just I'd love to freak Bow out and like,
come on, I lean by Dicks, bully.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bully, No, because sam Sham and the Pharaohs also had
little red riding hood. Yeah you show I look in
good yo everything a big bad wolfe.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Yeah, okay, you're really good at what you do.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He is, Well, I just got ship in my head
that does me no good whatsoever unless I'm on Final
Jeopardy and it's one hit Wonders.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
That's why he eats so much fiber to get that
ship out working on it.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Well I'll talk to you guys.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Have fun, broken bow, all right, we gotta go. Yes,
why does this tire me out so much?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
We do this brain brain dream man?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well, and I've told you this before. I have heard
ever since I started in radio, doing a morning radio
show in four hours is like doing an eight hour day.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hell ya duh. Yeah, so we have it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
We've already worked.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
We start early, we start early to prepare for this ship.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
And so we've actually worked a twelve hour day.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Damn right. I won't my overtime, but you guys take
that Department of Labor, all right. Thanks tuning in. We
will see you tomorrow and it will be fried the
day Tata Titty, I mean Tata
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