The Story of Fort Dingleberry. Linda Lash has Jokes. (Full Show 8.6.25 Ep. 1423)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I want to hear each of you the opportunity to
experience the sensation of hypnosis, to cross the dark, mysterious
threshold of your own unconscious eye. Now, if you dare
look into the hypnotic.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Eye, the hypnotic eye, no one was safe against it.
A strange animal magnetism that drives women to do things
hidden deep within their subconscious hypnotic high.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Powering abuble, A cast of thousands, past millions. It must
be stuck.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
It's stuck an mind.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
It's the wrong picture. This is out of sight.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Undercover agent who uncovers a plot to wipe out way
out music and tangles with spy girls from the lush Homer.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
I'll use my deadly karate. Sandra s Gosh, big d
you thought you could goof up my plan?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Jill Mouse.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Splap stamp Marvin, He's just my type.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Boy, Scuba sam wipeout.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Wow, he's tough, fly Sammy. It's a perpetual tape deck.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
It plays the same song and over and oh, this will.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Cool you forever.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
They call it malaba, playing dangerous games like this.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Or this or this.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
If you do, then join the man who is about
to receive a very different glass on a tiny television camera,
handy for Espiona spy in your on The Daredevil Adventurer,
who is not Secret Agent number one, so he has

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to try harder. Starring Brett Halsey, Pierre Angeli, and Dana
Andrews as Colonel Lan Guster. He hasn't a double oh number,
but he lives a doubly dangerous life with sexier gal
robor gimme, and more out and out guts than anything

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or anyone you've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Okay, there's trailers from three movies nobody saw.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Not even not even you. Now, wait a minute. I
did see The Hypnotic Hi.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, when I was a kid, but I don't remember
a damn thing about I remember he hypnotized some woman
into thinking that her lit stove was a faucet and
she was gonna wash your hair and set her whole
head off.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Oh my god, that's a lovely premise. It's not nice.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, in the early fifties, the special effects one is
good in.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
That God like, I am going to use my deadly k.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Was the comedies that never made it.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
You know, it was funny.

Speaker 8 (03:40):
I those went over my head, but they were interesting
and funny to listen to it.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Well, that's why I put him on there and probably
went over everybody's head because nobody remembers seeing any.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Of those like the characters Sexier Lady, sexy Lady, sexier ladies.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
And apparently that secret agent was better than bald James
bod Well. Good morning today is ask us stuff today?
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Smells like someone died inside. Death creeps in through the gums.

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To look they end up coming back and then they
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National Gossip Day. You'll know it's a bad thing to
gossip about somebody, but you still do it because you
like to tear someone down that.

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Really needs it.

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glass after.

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You pour in the root beer.

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Before because it'll foam all up over the side of
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Really, Corporate Baby.

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Named Day is a day to honor the idea of
selling the naming rights of babies to corporations. That's the
stupidest thing I've heard.

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Well, if you need the money, if they're gonna pay
me a million dollars, I'll change my name to Twitter. Yeah,
okay for a million dollars.

Speaker 10 (07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Thinking it was more like meet our daughter mandatory meeting.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, well, working up here, that would be a good
name every week.

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There's a lot of those babies up here, isn't there?
All right?

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Well, if you're about to go into NBA withdrawal, not
to worry. The Dallas Mavericks announced they will host a
preseason game in Fort Worth at Dickey's Arena against the
Oklahoma City Thunder Monday, October sixth at seven thirty. A
pregame roundup party will take place for the ticketed fans,
and the first five thousand fans through the doors to

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the game will receive a commemorative bandana. And who doesn't
want one of those?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
All? Is it a Luca bandana? Because that's what I want?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Well, I doubt that it may be a Cooper flag bandana.
Okay maybe, but it says as we headed to this
upcoming season, playing in Fort Worth is the perfect opportunity
to exchange all of our fans across the metroplex. Said
Mavericks CEO Rick Wells. We are thrilled to welcome to the
Dallas Mavericks in Oklahoma City Thunder to Dickeye's Arena for

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this headline season matchup. Blah blah blah. That's according to
Fort Worth Mayor Maddie Parker, because she had to make
a statement absolutely so. Tickets are on sale now for
Club Maverick members and tomorrow for the general public. So
if you've been craving some MAVs basketball, now is your
chance to do so before the season starts and get
that basketball fix.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Cowboys squared off with the Los Angeles Rams yesterday in
a training camp scrimmage in Oxnard, California. There wasn't a
scoreboard at yesterday's joint practice, and that may have been
a good thing for the Cowboys bo on offense. The
Cowboys struggled for most of the day to get the
running game going, although they did a better job later. Afterwards,
coach Schottenheimer said, I'm not going to say we played great.

(09:44):
We didn't. I thought it was solid, but we'll make corrections.
Great start for us getting ready to play these guys
here in a couple of days. The rematch Saturday in
their preseason opener at Sofi Stadium. Meanwhile, Dallas Cowboys owner
and general manager Jerry Jones made headlines as he likes
to do, when he told reporters after the scrimmage that

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he is not confident Pro Bowl edge rusher MICHAEH. Parsons
will be available for the September fourth season opener against
the Philadelphia Egos. Oh, Jerry's dragging his feet again, Yeah,
he says, it's Micah's decision. Parsons made a trade request
on Friday. On social media, Jerry Jones dismisses it as

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part of the negotiations. Now the two have not spoken
since Friday bow and at one point yesterday before practice,
they were a mere seven yards apart but did not speak.
Oh that's bad sign. And there have been no discussions
between the team and Michah Parson's agent, David Mulugeta. So
we'll keep you posted, all okay, Jerry, come on, Son

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comes to the table.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Come on.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
How many times do y'all remember seeing an all TV
show or a movie and somebody's unconscious and they break
open a smelling salt to get them open.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
I had one busted open on me, A real hour
fell on me when I was in boy Scouts.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Oh god, Oh did you have like one of those
Looney Tunes things that popped out of your head?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Now, birds and stars flying around?

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Well, maybe those smelling salts in old movies. It's kind
of going to go by the wayside. It looks like
the NFL is definitely starting to do away with them.
They're saying these products aren't proven to be safe and
could mask signs of a concussion when they're used on
NFL sidelines. Smelling salts are waved under someone's nose to
wake them up, they pass them out. It's it's a
really strong ammonia smell, and it kind of makes you.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Go, oh, oh, it's nice.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
I'm here.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
The league sent of memo teams yesterday explaining this decision
of ban smelling salts and other ammonia inhalins during pregame activities, games,
and halftimes, on the sideline or even in the locker rooms.
Smelling salts and other similar products have been a staple
on NFL sidelines for years, manty players believing they can
provide a jolt of energy. So you can see maybe

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the players trying to get into them and be sneaking.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Again smelling salts. No, you don't want to.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
I'm nasty. No, I haven't.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
It burns your nose. I mean, it's a real smart.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Well it wakes up that part of your brain so
that you come out of it. But they can check
for a concussion with the little light in your eyes
to see if your eyes are dilated. So yeah, I mean,
you know, it wouldn't mask a concussion. They would just
be kind of alert, but they can still have other
tests for that.

Speaker 8 (12:31):
They're definitely showing a concern about that issue. But what
are they going to do. Now, if somebody gets knocked out,
they're just gonna pour cold water on them, light their
feet on fire, across the face.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Wake, wake your ass, Oh boy, good, back up the threat. Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
The NHL's all time leading goal scorer will be the
subject of a new project, but you'll likely need subtitles
to understand it.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Alex Ovechen made a deal with Russian technology company Yen
and its streaming platform to produce a movie, a series,
or a documentary about his NHL career. Ovechen, who turns
forty years old next month, broke Wayne Gretzky's career goals
record last season and is going into the final season
of his contract with the Washington Capitals. So other than

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adding to his historic goal total, he'll be dabbling in
Russian show business, both at the start of a project
as well as brand ambassador to yan X.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
I couldn't understand Vechen even when he said, even when
he speaks English, you need subtitles.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Vichend, you need to learn English before you start going
with Russia.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
And he's got the money, you know. Oh no, all right,
chuck up another win for your Texas Rangers. Oh the
cut off Nathan Eovaldi had an incredible game last night,
pitching eight innings of shutout baseball, allowing just one hint,
struck out six, walk none as the Rangers beat the
Yankees two to nothing.

Speaker 11 (14:02):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
New York's lineup, which got Aaron Judge back from injury,
had just two hits. The Rangers had eight hits off
Yankees pitching. Only one really mattered, though, and that was
Rowdy to Les's two RBI single in the eighth, which
scored a Dollas Garcia and John Peterson. The Rangers are
hoping to sweep the Yankees this afternoon with Game three
of the series at Globelife Field. First pitch will be

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at one thirty five this afternoon. If you can't make
it out to the game, of course, you can watch
it on the Rangers Sports Network. Sure Yankee make up suffer.

Speaker 8 (14:33):
The twenty twenty six Winter Olympics, guys were just about
at the six month out mark. Now you're going to
be exciting to see the winner. Games are going to
be hosted by two Italian cities, Milan and Cortino di Bettso.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Easy for you to say, It's not easy for me
to say.

Speaker 8 (14:50):
Thirty five hundred athletes, ninety three countries competing the sixteen
Olympic and six Paralympic sports events that are happening next year.
This is going to be something to watch. The Winter
Olympics are set to open February sixth, twenty twenty six.
They're going to run through the twenty second of February
next year. The Paralympic Winter Games will begin a month
after that's March sixty March sixteenth. The Winter Games will

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feature sixteen different sports, including but not limited to, ski jumping, snowboarding,
bob slaying, figure skating. More than eleven hundred medals will
be given out throughout a total of one hundred and
ninety five events in the Milan Cortina Olympic and Paralympic
Winter Games. So book your online tickets today if you
want to go see that far and you want to

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go check it out a little bit closer in person.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
In Europe, a nice jury is that they have not
had very much snow in the Italians.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Absolutely right. In fact, didn't they have to bring in
some snow.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Lass Yes, yes, and a lot of the ski resorts
in Italy have had to shut down completely because they
don't get enough snow. Oh my goodness, I wonder what
they're gonna do. They're going to have to bring in snow.
That sounds expensive.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Well. A person who threw a sex toy on the
court during an Atlanta Dream game is facing charges and
a lifetime ban from all.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
W NBA games.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
The incident in Atlanta occurred late in the fourth quarter
of the Dreams game against Colorelorado State Golden State Valkyries
a week ago today in College Park, Georgia. In a statement,
the league said that the person who threw the dildo
on the court was arrested. That was one of two
incidents involving sex toys in WNBA games last Friday. Another

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sex toy was thrown in Chicago under a basket after
a whistle was blown to stop play during the third
quarter of the valkyries seventy three to sixty six victory
over the Sky. An official kicked the object aside before
it was picked up carefully and removal. It is unknown
if the fan who threw the object and then the
Sky game was arrested. But I ain't gonna be the

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one touching that.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
The hang, Oh no, don't do it.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Men's Basketball Day, No well, men's don't have deal.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Do we throw a rubber out there you're thinking about?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah? I always and join it. Dallas four Worst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Okay, get ready
our first round of ask us stuff questions is coming
up moment. But now it's time for the freaking full file.
And here's a really disturbing one. Uh. The US Department

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of Health and Human Services is investigating organ donation practices
after a Kentucky organization allegedly began harvesting organs from people
who weren't dead yet. Yay no, oh yes. A woman
named Donna Rorr says her brother was declared brain dead
after suffering an overdose in October of twenty twenty one,

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but she says his doctors attempted to harvest his organs
while he was still showing signs of life. She says
her brother's eyes even opened and were tracking movement during
his honor walk that's when family members gather to say
goodbye before organ donation surgery. Almost immediately as soon as
his honor walk started, his eyes were open and they

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were looking around that the people were in the room,
said Roar. Approximately forty five minutes After he was taken
to the operating room, she says, a doctor informed the
family they had stopped the procedure because he was still alive. Femt,
y'all make sure that I'm dared before you start taking

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my gutshot.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
I don't mind if you take them, but I don't
want to do it while I'm alive.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
For the US Department of Health and Human Services also
say that doctors need to be more careful that they
make sure someone has completely passed away before cutting them
up and taking their organs out.

Speaker 9 (18:58):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, I mean, can't you just like feel a pulse
or something.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Well, they have to die in a certain way for
them to become organ donors. Well yeah, it's like brain dead. Yes,
So I don't know what happened there, but the family
has to give permission before they even do that whole
honor walk.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Well that is just scary. Well, but they did give permission.
He just wasn't dead yet, not quite dead yet, huh
no yet?

Speaker 5 (19:27):
No? No, all right, let's travel to Connecticut. Officials in Durham, Connecticut,
tore down a small fort called Fort Dingleberry that was
built on town property, but the community wants it back
because they think the name is funny, which it is.
It is, and it's funny to just about everyone who

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lives there. Fort Dingleberry was constructed in the area without
permission from the town, and no one seems to know
who did it. Durham's Conservation committee decided to remove the
fort because it was built on public land without approval.
Now the community is now debating whether the town's action
was the right thing to do, because some folks came

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from miles around just to take their picture under the
sign Fort Dingleberry.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
I would too, Yeah, I would post it online as soon.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
As I took it. Many residents seem upset that the
fort was torn down, and they're pushing for it to
be rebuilt. For now, Fort Dingleberry remains gone, but still
alive in the hearts of whoever snuck over and built
it to begin with and gave it its name Fort Dingleberry.
Oh that I gotta go see that little dangling bits.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, I'll take my dangly bits over there and have
someone take a picture under the sign, because you know
there's one.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Yeah, absolutely funny.

Speaker 8 (20:48):
If they had toilet paper rolls decorating the top of
the floor.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, exactly, all right.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
Have you guys as a kid, have you guys ever
grabbed a nine volt battery and touch it to your
tongue to see what would have?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Oh? Yeah, you get the shock.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
Well, apparently it's a quite popular thing over in Europe
to do that. I don't know if it's just a
youth thing or whatever, but it's gotten to the point
now where there's a new Dutch snack brand called.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Rewind and it's the world's first.

Speaker 8 (21:14):
This is so dumb, the first nine volt battery flavored
potato chips.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Excuse me, tortilla chips. Excuse me, tortilla chips. They're flavored
like the taste of a nine volt battery being touched
to your tongue.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh oh, and what a good flavor that this is
for social media, it's like it and for us to talk.

Speaker 8 (21:35):
About it, and we are you guys feel that inside
of you. We're all getting dumber just reading the story exactly.
The company said it wanted to recreate that nostalgic metallic
taste and buzzing feeling without using any actual battery parts
that use citric acid and sodium bicarbonate to make the
tongue tingling effect. They balance it with mineral salts for

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the metallic flavor. In other words, they're a bunch of
the company says the result is surprisingly tasty and spark's curiosity.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Curiosity, you sparks that good? You know who's the idiots?
Whoever buys that? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:12):
Even Dummer inspired by nostalgia and wanting to launch a
flavor that brings back weird nineties childhood memories. The chips
are currently only sold in the Netherlands. Oh, but the
company plans to expand across Europe and here's a threat
into the US pretty soon.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Watch out what's next? Chips that taste like Elmer's glue.
We used to put that in.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Our mouth too, demon berry flavored potato chips.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Okay, now we're getting a little Okay.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Here's kind of a public service announcement in case you
want to go to a brothel. A brothel manager in
Europe named Catherine Denoor has recently interviewed, and she suggested
these stupid mistakes men may to get caught by their
wives or girlfriends when they go to get them some Oh.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
This is a public service announcement.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Two big ones include leaving their phones, location services on
and withdrawing money from a shared account at the brothel
at m Oh my god, you get money of brothel
atm Mama's going to know exactly, Dunor said. These mistakes
are surprisingly common because quote, lots of men stop thinking

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clearly once they enter a brothel. Common sense just disappears
when these horny men know they're about to get laid.
As soon as the wife finds out where their man
has been, then the turds hit the fan and lawyers
are called. Some guys take every precaution to keep their
visits to a what we used to call a whorehouse. Uh,

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but most men don't get it, and they get caught
and head to divorce court, which will cost plenty of money,
not to mention alimony money. Yeah, so twice before you
go to a brothel to get you some bag thinking
with the wrong head. Be exactly, amen, and we do
it all the time.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Fortune coming up next hour, you get to play everyone's
favorite game, Bow's Choose your news. You picked the story
that bow made up, and you're gonna get to pick
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of tickets to see the Texas Rangers take on Arizona
August thirteenth, or you can pick tickets to see Queens
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news around seven to fifty right here on the Bow
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Lone Star ninety two five. It's just weird to think
that Ozzy is gone.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Now, I know, very sad. It's just he seemed like
he'd been around forever, and I've been watching all these
old episodes of the Osbourne so he still feels so
alive to me. Oh yeah, here you go.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Okay, today is Askus Stuff Day. Where are you gonna
ask any question you want to? If it's a legitimate question,
we'll do the leg work for you and find the answer.
These are from the Asking Stuff hotline too, and for
eight sixty six eighty six hundred.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
You're already at a Belle.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Yes, sir, well, this is kind of a question that's
more like a piece of advice. This guy needs hey bowing.

Speaker 10 (25:15):
Then what I've got a coworker who was recently promoted
to team lead, but he's screwing around still like he's
one of us.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Bottom runs.

Speaker 10 (25:22):
Got any tips on how I can get him to
take his job seriously before I take his job from him?

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Hmm, well, I just stick around for a little while.
You may get a promotion. You could make an anonymous
report to HR if you'd like j Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yeah, but that's kind of being a dick, you know.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Yes, But if he wants the guy to start doing
his job right, well, why don't you have somebody tell him?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
If you don't start doing your job right, we're gonna
give you this job to this other guy. Yeah, maybe
that'll you ain't nun in his head.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
See, don't ask us for advice because we're not really.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Or maybe he's gonna hear it and recognize your voice.
Shame up, that's right.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Hey, hey, wake up, call whoever you are. Stop loafing around. Yeah,
sort yourself out, mate, damn right. Okay, here's one for you.

Speaker 11 (26:11):
Is there a way to find out how many people
are there are put to in prison because there are
murderers and the prison system takes care of them like
execution style. Is there a way to find out how
many do you get justice?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
That way?

Speaker 9 (26:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (26:27):
There way, Yes, you can find the number of individuals
on death row in Texas for murder, although it's more
accurately described as the number of individual sentenced to death
for murder. All right, and this is according to the
Texas Department of Criminal Justice. There are currently one hundred
and sixty nine people on Texas's death row, including seven women,

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and that information is updated regularly. It can be found
on the TDCJ website. There's also a website called the
Death Penalty Information Center that gives that information out. So
there's a couple of ways for you to find out
if you want to. And I'm jessing that she's got
a personal reason.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Let's check and see who got the ninety night shot.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
Yeah, well, you can find out anything on the internet nowadays.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I'm right, all right, here's another one.

Speaker 9 (27:19):
When there's an accent and somebody passed away out the
side of the road, do you see the crosses those shrines?
Are those protected or do they eventually remove them? I'm
asking because driving down the road I saw I want
on somebody's on the side of a house, so that
it is a shrine across protected or can it be removed?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Okay, what's the deal? Yeah, in the state of Texas,
roadside memorials are permitted, but they are regulated by the
Texas Department of Transportation text dot now. These regulations aim
to balance honoring the disease with maintaining traffic safety and efficiency.
While text dot encourages memorials, they must adhere to specific

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gide lines and maybe subject to removal or relocation for
safety reasons, and families and friends are responsible for maintaining
those memorials. If you saw it in someone's yard, chances
are that it's okay, unless it's a safety hazard. Oh okay,
so there you have it all right.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Now here's here's a Beatles question.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Okay, okay, good morning.

Speaker 12 (28:22):
This question is for boy. So I'm calling on behalf
of my husband. He said, about five months ago you
played a song and said it was one of your favorites,
and then you played it again last Thursday morning.

Speaker 10 (28:33):
So the lyrics go, pick.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
You don't have me, you don't get me.

Speaker 12 (28:38):
So my husband's wanting to know what the name of
that song is, Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I think the song she's talking about is this song
Dallas Worst Classic RONK lone Star ninety two five. Yes,
today is ask a stuff today? You're gonna ask us
any question you'll want two. It might be a phrase

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that you've heard a hundred times, well, like this one.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
I've heard the term a stitch in time saves nine?
What does that exactly mean?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Love the show, guys, thank you, thank you. The phrase
a stitch in time saves nine means that it is
better to fix a problem when it's a small problem,
before it turns into a bigger problem. It was first
recorded being said in seventeen thirty two. Wow, so it's
been around a while. Why the number nine is used

(29:32):
is still a mystery. Nobody really knows. But stitching, I guess,
because yeah, there you go, there you go.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Oh look who's back? You ready? Oh God help us?

Speaker 13 (29:44):
Hey, catboy, get it back. I've been on the waiter
last year, two years.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
I'm over that on you guy, but I made it.

Speaker 13 (29:51):
I'm well, I'm here in a walking cane, though, but
I might get rid of it upmost trapping owners side.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Okay, get.

Speaker 13 (29:58):
Retirement now, I'm sure nine saving me October. Well, I've
got held you, Vick can be when your birthday is.
But happy birthday you, I know. Randon James Moone, Californian
Jim White retired all time ago and boat and them
show now Anna and.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Shut up. Shut up. By the way, Bo's birthdays October twentieth,
he was asking about that. There you go. He celebrates
a birthday in October two. Happy birthday, cowboy kid. All right,
next time, brevity? Okay, excited to talk to you, Bo,
all right?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Email question. This is from Mary. She says, good morning, y'all.
With football season right around the corner, what is the
difference between a running back, a half back, a tailback,
et cetera. Ps Plus, thank you so much for making
me laugh every day, for making me feel smart when
listening to the freaking fools.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Yeah, that'll do it, Okay, all right, Mary.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
The tailback position is often mistaken for the half back.
The difference between the two is their positioning in the backfield. Now,
the running back it just the one that carries the
ball the most times on running plays. Half Backs can
be positioned anywhere near the quarterback, whereas tailbacks are supposed
to line up directly behind the center. With the quarterback

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and fullback, that forms a T shape on the field.
That's where the term T formation comes from. Half Backs, tailbacks,
and fullbacks have distinct roles that serve the running game.
Half Backs are nimble and often handle the rushing plays,
so there would be the running backs. Tailbacks can both
run and catch, fullbacks mainly Brock and protect other backs
when running the ball.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
And then there's babybacks, which I now I want my
baby back, half back, fullback, and.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Tailback tail back.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
All right. I got an email from Sharing yesterday that
you and Bow were talking about the Seattle crack and
mascot yesterday, and it had me wondering when was the
Dallas Stars mascot Victor E. Green introduced and what exactly
is he? I wonder what the hell is he?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
So?

Speaker 5 (32:04):
The Dallas Stars hockey mascot, Victor E. Green is a
furry green alien with hockey stick antennas. He was introduced
on September thirteenth, twenty fourteen. He is the first official
mascot for the Dallas Stars franchise. Really, yeah, so twenty fourteen.
They didn't come here until nineteen ninety three, so they

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waited a long time before unveiling a mascot for the Stars. Really,
And I got this from messenger from Jose Orthie's. He
wants to know if there's a meaning behind Fuzzy dice
on lowriders. Okay, hose, listen up. There is a meaning. Yes,
fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror of a low rider,
while seemingly a decorative element, often carries a symbolic meaning.

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Rooted in both military and car culture traditions. The tradition
is thought to have originated with World War II fighter pilots,
who would use dice as a good luck charm or
a reminder of the risks of flying. You're throwing the dice.
After the war, some veterans brought the practice to their cars,

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and it later became a popular addition to hot rods
and lowriders. So it's kind of a lucky charm if
you will. Started in airplanes.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
That's crazy, you like my fuzzy days? Okay. Somebody wanted
to know why don't you sneeze when you're asleep, Because
your body shuts down all functions except breathing, So you
don't sneeze, You don't cough, You don't do anything. Now
you can cough, but it usually wakes you up first

(33:38):
before you start.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Usually so only during the lighter sleep stages, so you're
not fully asleep. If you do cough during sleep. I
got you.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
Yeah, we come our Pepe switches. Don't get turned off.
We still pee the bed. You pee the bed.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
I have figured out not to pee the bed, so
keep working on it. Okay, ball, I'm peeing on my
pants right now.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
But you didn't see it. You love it. Okay. Here's one.
What player holds the record for the most NFL phil
goals made in a single game?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Ooh, Leon stener Root.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Believe it or not. No, it's a former kicker for
the Tennessee Titans, Rob baronas I never heard again. He
holds the record for the most field goals made in
a single NFL game. He achieved it by successfully kicking
eight field goals in a game against the Houston Texans.
And it happened back in two thousand and seven.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
That means your offense sucks.

Speaker 11 (34:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
Yeah. The Titans won the game thirty eight to thirty six.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Yeah damn.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
And now you know the unduld store Dallas host classical
Clone Star ninety two to five. Coming up, We're gonna
play Choose your News so you can pick your tickets.
But now it is time for the edge of the
occasional part of the jhow time to listen and learn?
Is time for Did you know some amazing In fact,

(35:07):
you probably didn't know, but your FIDN'TA For example, did
you know a pair of identical twins marrying identical twins
is called a quaternary marriage. Genetically, their kids would be
technically considered first cousins.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Yeah, but their DNA would be that of siblings. Oh wow, Yeah,
because identical twins marrying identical twins.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Mama nature just likes to complicate things to make us
go what did you know that the pope is not
allowed to be an organ donor after being elected pope?

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Really?

Speaker 4 (35:40):
While some popes may have held donor cards before assuming
the role, as was the case with Pope Francis, once
they become pope, their body is considered to belong to
the Catholic Church and must.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Be buried intact.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
This tradition ensues that the pope's body is preserved and
burial prevents the possibility of his organs being used as
relics if he were later canonized as a saint.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
That makes sense because then they could sell them.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Okay, did you know red solo cups?

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah? Sure?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Remember the late Great Toby Keith had a song called
red Solo Cups see him Everywhere? Well, did you know
they are a popular souvenir for European tourists to take
home after they visit America so they.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Can make fun of the Americans.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Either that or they don't have red solo cups overseas.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
That's funny.

Speaker 8 (36:29):
I wonder if it's the beer pong thing, because that
really made red solo cups go through the roof.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Did you know the average fast food burger contains meat
from about fifty five different coups? Oh stop, it's all
just ground up into one big vat.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
I guess. Oh boy.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Did you know when the Motion Picture Association of America
created its rating systems, they didn't trade market, so the
porn industry started using the X rating and then eventually
created the triple X rating. And again, the only X
rated movie to what a Best Picture Academy Award is

(37:07):
Midnight Cowboy with John Voyd and Dustin Hank. The other day,
did you know Ireland is the only country that has
a similar population that is smaller than it did in
eighteen forty Oh screaking y'all need to start screwing it.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
What y'all need. Yeah, and you could think with all
those Catholics doing the rhythm method exactly.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Did you know in Japan one of the world's most
famous mascots has a slightly different name. In Japan, Ronald
McDonald is known as Donald McDonald.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Yes, you know, they like.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
To get creative.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yeah, the deal. Did you know?

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Kelsey Grammar has been nominated for an Enemy, an Enema,
an Emmy for playing Fraser Crane in three different TV
shows in Cheers where the character was created, Fraser, which
was a spinoff of Cheers and Wings. When he made
a one episode cameo and he was nominated for an Emmy.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
That's crazy. Did you know.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Big Bend isn't the name of the clock or the
clock tower in England. No, it is the name of
one of the bells ringing in the tower.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
I always thought it was the tower.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
No, the tower's actual name is Elizabeth Tower, after Queen Lize.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
No one ever says I'm gonna go take a picture
in front of Elizabeth Tower.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah, of course they don't say where's that?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Did you know?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
The Mona Lisa is only thirty inches high and twenty
one inches across, which is smaller than the average poster
you have hanging on your wall.

Speaker 9 (38:37):
When you go.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
See it, you always think it's much smaller than I
thought it would be. Check it out, you guys.

Speaker 8 (38:42):
My twelve year old stepdaughter is visiting the Mona Lisa
today in Paris.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
He got off a FaceTime with him. Yeah, a big
damn And that's what she's gonna say. She goes, it's
much smaller than I thought it was gonna be. Oh, yeah,
it really is.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Okay, And we got this call from a guy you
are talking about who has the most field.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Goal in a game.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yeah, and he wanted to tell us this way.

Speaker 13 (39:08):
Ride Rod.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
All right, coming up, use your news next on the
wall of them Joel Dallas Worst Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five. By the way, you horn dogs,
Get ready because trafficing bondage is coming up. But first
we have a chance for you to pick your ticket.
You can choose to see a family four pack of

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tickets see the Rangers on August thirteenth against Arizona, or
a pair of tickets to see Queens Reich and Ace
Freely at Chuck Taw. Whichever one you don't pick, of course,
goes into the eight forty ticket window and all you
have to do to pick your ticket is Shoes News.
I like playing this on Wednesday. I do. This is

(39:53):
where I have four headlines from past issues of the
Weekly World News. Well three of them are. One is
a damn lie. I'm made up myself. You find the
fake headline and you get to pick your.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Tickets, and it's not easy, folks.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
No, no, no, and yes there is a theme. The
theme is eevil spirits, evil spirit evil spirits.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
So is the fake headline? Headline Number one. Religious experts
dire warning Satanists are using guardian demons to kill your
guardian angels.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Oh no.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Bible researcher reveals that fallen angel Lucifer is now using
his army to try and kill the spirits that protect
the righteous from harm. These evil entities want to destroy
good so their evil spirits can rule over Heaven's messagers,
says longtime religious expert, who worries that this could literally create.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Hell on Earth.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
No or is it? Headline number two. UFOs are piloted
by angels and demons, and they're planning a dog fight
in outer space that could destroy us. All cool spaceships
that crash on Earth are not piloted by space alien No,
they are faster than light vessels operated by demons and

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blasted out of the sky by good angels. The ghost
of those dead demon pilots now haven't the Earth, and
they are possessing humans, says religious expert. Yeah, oh hey,
that said, that's an army of evil spirits.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
That's Darth Vader or headline number.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Three, Your toilet could contain evil spirits that could send you.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Through a portal to Hell. Oh it does? It does?

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Or you feel like it?

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
There are other dimensions and many are very dangerous and
we can't see them with the naked eye, s as
director of the University of Spiritual Knowledge. Researchers say that
because most toilets are underground, it somehow fuses our world
with Hell itself. If you're sitting on the toilet and
you feel cool breeze on your bottom, get up immediately.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
They say, you don't want devil going up? Yas day?

Speaker 4 (42:07):
He don't know, or could it be headline number four?
You ghosts begone aerosol spray that can chase away demons
and other evil spirits from your home. Devils ghouls and
poltergeist will head back to where they came from. With
new spook spern an exorcist in a can. It really

(42:29):
works as chief marketing officer in New Orleans. Spookspan comes
in three air freshening scents, pine forest, spring, garden, and
cease your miss Use it every day and those evil
spirits will never bother you again.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
No, no, no, it's sea breeze. It's nice.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
So which one is the fake headline?

Speaker 12 (42:53):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Headline? Number one?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Religious experts dire warning. Scientists are using guardian demons to
kill your guardian angels. Number two UFOs are polyted by
angels and demons and they're planning a dogfight in matter
space that could destroy us all. Number three, your toilet
could contain evil spirits that could send you through a
portal to Hell. Or number four new ghosts be Gone

(43:15):
aerosol spray that can chase away demons and other evil
spirits from your home.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Oh they're so good. Study long, study wrong? Which one
you think I'm gonna say this one?

Speaker 4 (43:24):
You want to think that one wrong? Answer wrong?

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Another wrong? A bitch?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Wait a minute, I could have another? Great It is
this one? Right?

Speaker 5 (43:37):
I was gonna pick that one.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yes, yeah, but you didn't.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
You didn't, all right?

Speaker 9 (43:41):
Two?

Speaker 4 (43:41):
One four or eight one seven seven eight seven one five?
Let's see if anybody can guess.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
The fake in line. Go on there, show, all right?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Which one do you think is the fake headline?

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Number three? Number three?

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Your toilet could contain evil spirits that could send you
through a portal to hell. That is a real headline.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
That's the one I thought it was, because portals to Hell,
that's what bo's all about. I won't think about that
next time.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I'll take a dumb Right now, I feel an evil
hand of Satan going up my ass.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
I'm run. It's right, we're all hovering now, that's right.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
All right, let's see them show which one do you
think is the fake headline?

Speaker 10 (44:23):
Number two?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Number two? UFOs are posably by angels and demons and
they're planning a dogfighting out of space that could destroy us.
All No, that is another real hon God headline.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
It was in the Weekly World News. No, they couldn't
print it if it weren't true. So here we are.
We're down to the last two. Is the fake headline? Headline?
Number one?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Religious experts dire warning Satanists are using guardian demons to
kill your guardian angels. Or number four new ghosts be gone,
an aerosol spray that can chase away demons and other
evil spirits away from your home. Okay, So it's one
or four or four? One or four?

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Bone of them show? All right? Which one is it?

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Headline number one or headline number four?

Speaker 11 (45:08):
Number four?

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Number four?

Speaker 4 (45:10):
That would be new ghost to be gone, an aerosol
spray that can chase away demon another.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
You made Bo's days, but Bo is very happy. He's
gonna run the base. All right, Wait, let me do
it right, okay, okay, okay. So here he's on what's
best face?

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Here, he's on first base. Now he goes to second.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
He's rounding third.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
That in.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Whatever you do, don't fly into home plan No, no, no, no,
all right, bon them show?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Okay, Well let's if it's not number four, then it
must be number.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
What did it go?

Speaker 10 (45:56):
Dumb?

Speaker 5 (45:56):
As you could have won? Bon them show? Okay. If
it's not number four, it's number one, number one? Way
to go?

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Okay, so here you go. First of all, what'd you say?

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Your name was? Art Mark Mark? Okay, close it up.
Oh it's miss Quite, Marl.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Musquid Mart Okay, all right, now, which tickets do you want?
You want the Rangers tickets, So you want the Queen's
Reich and a freely tickets?

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Right go Ranger.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
A freely tickets at a forty hang on Mark from
Mesquite will hook you up.

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Speaker 4 (47:16):
Slash Teachers jallous Hoorst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
to five. By the way, that's Frankenstein if you watch
Young Frankenstein. Okay, ooh, I smell leather. Not only do
I smell leather, I smell cheap perfume. I smell something slutty.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
That could mean only one thing.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
It's time for the Mistress of the highways and the byeways.
It's time for traffic and bonded twitch Linda lash Baby,
Good morning, my little soul.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
How are you boys doing? Are you ready to get
whipped into shame?

Speaker 11 (47:56):
Carr?

Speaker 5 (47:57):
I will take that, and you take that old jamn
So boy, did you hear about the Fort Worth cowboy
flying to DFW International?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
No, Mistress, I didn't, but I think I'm fixing too.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
He was sitting next to a Baptist preacher on the flight,
and the cowboy ordered a whiskey soda during the flight.
When the preacher was asked if he wanted one too,
he told the flight attendant, I'd rather be tied up
and taken advantage of by women of ill repute that
let liqua touch these lips. The cowboy then handed his

(48:33):
drink back to the flight attendant. It said me too,
I didn't know he had a choice. Did you like
that ball?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Yes, of course I thought you would.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Is that what I see on you? Or do I
have to whip you again again? Take that all right?
Let's look at that drive give him one? Oh of course.
In North Dallas we have a rock that lost its
load on six thirty five l BJ. It's an absolute

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mess on the roadway.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Bow.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
Oh yes, car sliding all over the place and traffic
is all tied up. In Arlington on I thirty due
to a blown trainning. Don't you hate when your transmission
goes out and your car starts shaking violently?

Speaker 7 (49:30):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Yeah, the same thing happens when I use the shock collar.

Speaker 14 (49:39):
And one a hotel in court Words southbound thirty five
near Pain Street.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Someone got rear ended and it's blocking the right lane.
You're gonna have to merge to the left to get
past that mishap. Remember the zipper boats, the zipper Yes,
the zipper boat. Zip it up? I caught something. Did
that hurt boats? I hope you're driving to work? Is

(50:14):
oh so painful on Linda Lash with your traffic and Bundy,
God help us off. Man.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
It gets crazy in here, crazy okay? Dallas Horst Classic
Ron lone star ninety two five. Speaking of flying, you
know it was eighty years ago today that the andola
gay which can't be called that anymore, right, I.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Know it's not politically correct.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Jeez. Well it flew over Hiroshima, Japan and dropped the
a bomb, which kind of started bringing the into World
War two. That it is Hiroshima. And guess who was there?

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Who bo?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
You know, it's exactly who I'm talking.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
You might hear if I have a relative in their family,
a lied like a dog, not talking about once in
a while, talking about it all the time.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
You didn't even.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Believe they were a relative to get salt paperwork over.
Had an uncle like this. His name was Benford Smith Wilson.
We'll call him Uncle b S. You all got to him,
Uncle bs? Where were you? August nineteen forty five? August
nineteen forty five fertilize their salesman here asheme at your pound,

(51:33):
sharing a bamboo dooo pleas with the dieselfheld distributor. No
HABATCHI cook from Kobe Steakhouse, stocking forty pound bags of
ammonium nitrate, Barry footed sniffing these off humes taped to
my button, get in ju knives.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
And all the tem praira shrimp you could eat.

Speaker 6 (51:51):
We're headed to some sumo wrestling matches in Tokyo. I
looked up in the rear view mirror of the Toyota
hasn't seen a baglash?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
I said, lookie, did you lad the stove? Bam, He's funny.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
It's a shame he didn't do one for Nagasaki.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Two.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Well, it's too close.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Nagasaki was the second bomb, right, yeah, of course. Hey,
look look what we got the State Fair of Texas
Big Text Choice Award nominees. Yes, they have announced the
finalists for the twenty twenty five Big Text Choice Awards
that you'll be able to eat and drink at the

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State Fair. Now, this year's competition includes fifteen finalists, five
of which are drinks. The winners will be announced during
a live tasting on August twenty first.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Yeah, so we only have the fifteen finalists listed.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Okay, and some of these, you know, because there's different categories.
They're the savory category, the sweet category, and the drinks category,
and there's one for most creative too. Now Here are
the fifteen finalists in the savory category. Bacon jam canoli
that actually sounds kind of yummy, damn all right, brisket

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and Bruce stuffed pretzels.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Oh those look delicious.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yes, and it pulled up a picture of a mile
I really want to try this. Okay, look at this one,
Chiro cheesecake Holopenia popper.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Is that savory or sweet?

Speaker 11 (53:23):
Well?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
That could be either way because I guess the halopenio
makes it savory. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
And here's another.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
One Do Buy chocolate funnel cake fries that's in the
sweet category.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Well, this is from the Dallas Morning News. So maybe
they kind of messed up when they were doing the
story because it just all the news came out this morning. Okay,
so maybe they just messed up. Well.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Also, the last one in the savory category Texas smoked
brisket crape.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
That sounds good.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
The sweet category, yes, candy Lemon's sour Face. Does it
have a little guy that goes on?

Speaker 5 (54:00):
I think it's just sour candy. Here's one called Coconut
Trup quadruple. I think that's a drink, not a sweet.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Yeah, coconut. Well, okay, I'm just telling you how. It's
listed decadent Dubai Chocolate Chocolate Dream. I don't know what
that is.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
So the Dubai chocolate is all over TikTok and social media.
It's this chocolate bar and has like this pistachio peanut
butter in the middle. Oh, pretty yummy.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Okay. Here's another one in the sweet category that belongs
in the savory category, deep fried Deli Tacos.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Oh, let's go. That's savory. Yeah. And I think it's
got like pistrami in it and pepperoni and cheese and
mashed potatoes. And then they put it in a taco
and deep fry it. So that is definitely saving.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Yeah, y'all need to get y'all's category straight.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Also in the sweet category, Russell's Key Lime pie bombs.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
That sounds good, right, Huh. Okay. One I saw was
Texas Toast all a Mode, which is actually French toast
that has ice cream on top. It looks look at it.
Look at it, bo look at it. We're gonna have
to try that when they come in. Okay.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
In the drinks category, the Chill and Thrill Delight doesn't
say what it is, but I'm sure it's chilling and thrilling.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Uh. Colada Lemonada, Yes, Colada Lemonada, like a Pina colada,
but with lemon.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Oh dirty red bull hexserta. Yeah. Now, I'm not sure
what that is, but I see rita. I start thinking fahida.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Well, margarita, okay, Fahita, I think margarita a close relative
of the fiquita.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Apparently also hot. Honeycomb lemon shake up.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Maybe it shakes up in your gut, I guess, so
honeycomb lemonade shakeup, and finally pop in Boba rita.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Like boba t I guess, with the splash of alcohol.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
The finalists are competing for the titles of best Taste savory,
best taste Sweet, and most creative. And you know what
this means. You need to start working right now.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
I've been working on it for a month already, trying
to get them up mid September before the state Fair open.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Get them fair people up here and bring us some
of these tasty treats us. Let us judge for ourselves.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Okay, you know it.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
On top of it, we're going about it. Remember when
that song was a Geico insurance.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
My name speaking of the.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Almond Brothers, Devon Almond and Dwayne Betts, the sons of
the late Almond Brothers band members Greg Almond and Dicky
Bets are going to kick off their ninth annual Almond
Bets Family Revival Tour in November.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Awesome.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Joining them in select cities are Robert Randolph the Great,
Eric Johnson, Yeah dueez Old, Zeppa who ain't no slouch either, No,
not at all, and many more. The tour will start
November twenty ninth, with twenty dates through December twenty first
in San Francisco.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
And there's no stop in Dallas, Sir fort Worth? God,
and why is that, my dear, I don't know. They're
in San Antonio December sixteenth, Austin December seventeenth, Lubbook of
All Things December eighteenth, Why not Dallas? Regan Enough, Yay,
this is not the first time that this has happened.

(57:39):
I mean, what is going on with North Texas? Come on,
that's not that hod here all the time. Well, and
it has nothing to do with the weather. If they're
going to Austin and San Antonio.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Oh yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
I don't get it either.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
And I really really want to see that kid play again.
Any of you out there listen to Derek Truck's play
Slide Guitar and tell me you don't hear the ghost
of Dwayne Almond.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Oh yeah, git in that kid. Well, you know it's
brothers or brothers and sometimes they pass it on down
to their nephew family.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
By the way, who and are Queen's Reich And as
freely tickets that will be.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
That's Kevin Harmon and rescuing a good standing known as
Special K Special.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Okay, have congratulations.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Burton Cummings and Randy Bagman are going to warm up
for their appearance as the guests who aboard next February's
Rock Legends cruise with a warm up show January thirty
first at the Falls View Casino in nic Grove, Fall.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Once again, not Dallas, No hum, how come you're only
coming here?

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Man? There will be no US dates prior to the cruise,
which departs Fort Lauderdale, Florida, on February the twenty third.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
We should be broadcasting from Dalar. Pale will be on
board the Rock Legends cruise. He is every year and
he always gives us great updates for air.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
That's what we need to do is give away on
a cruise and we'll go out there and broadcast on
a boat and get sea seek comp for it.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Man, that would be awesome.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
And I don't know if you heard this or not.
After nearly two decades on Sirius XM, the Howard Stern
Show is going to end later this year. Expensive as
turned to Stern's one hundred million dollars per year contract
expires and renew them. Negotiations have hit a wall. First

(59:28):
of all, nobody, I don't give a damn what you do.
You don't deserve one hundred million dollars per year.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
Well, they dangled it in front of him to get
him away from terrestrial radio, which they did, so it's
their fault.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Well, insiders suggests Serious XM is unwilling to match his
salary demands and is shifting its focus toward younger talent
and podcast format.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Man Howard Stern. He sure knows how to interview.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
I love it he does. But do you remember when
he was on the air here in Dallas. Yeah, yeah,
I think it was on the Eagle. All he ever
did was try to bait me and Jimmy. All he
ever did he would talk about us on the end,
call us dickheads or all this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
That was his stick, I know, but see it pissed
him off.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
And I learned this. It pissed him off because we
never responded.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
Have you ever even have a commute expenses in New
York City anymore? When COVID hit him and the girl
moved into the same building that they broadcast his show from. Ye,
So now when he gets off work, he just gets
in an elevator and he's home.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
He had one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Yeah, but I loved like you know, since Ozzie died,
they've been playing back his interview with Ozzy and Sharon
and it's incredible.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Ozzy got to meet Paul McCartney the day he did
the Stern interview, and it was.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Howard knew that Paul McCartney and the Beatles were instrumental
in Ozzy going into music, so he arranged a surprise
visit from Paul McCartney as the second guest after Ozzy
and Sharon.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Well, they were interested in making us do what we
do today.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
As a matter of fact, Yeah, Paul McCartney and the Beatles,
everybody influenced.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Oh well, tomorrow's Fun with Music Day and I got
a new mashup for all five.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
Hey, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless you
get a selfie with Sammy Hagar, then by all means
blast that pick all over. We'd love to send you
to the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas to see Sammy Hagar,
Brian Adams, John Fogerny and many more September nineteenth and
twentieth at the T Mobile Arena in Vegas. Plus, not
only are you going to win a trip to the show,
You're also gonna get one thousand dollars in spending cash,

(01:01:46):
your first of three chances to win coming up around
nine am right here on lone Star ninety two to.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Five Rocket Rocket There, Dallas, What was classic rock? Lone
Star ninety two Deaf Leopard? And I understand there is
a story about Joe Elliott in time Wasters here today.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
That there is bou Do Tail so def Leppard singer
Joe Elliott posted a pretty funny video on social media
showing him trying to play the piano in a hotel
room and it didn't go as planned. This is the
first time in forty six years of touring that I've
ever been assigned a room with a piano in it.

(01:02:32):
It's totally a tune. But as you will hear soon,
he gets a play and take three again, Take four.

(01:02:57):
It is out of tune, it is, but he was
having problems. We have the full video up if you
want to check it out. And even though Ozzy Osbourne
had been battling Parkinson's disease both for years, you know,
he only you know, announced it publicly in twenty twenty,
that wasn't ultimately what caused OSSI's death. According to the

(01:03:18):
official death certificate that was filed in London by his
daughter Amy, Ozzie's official cause of death was listed as
a heart attack and coronary artery disease. It also noted
that he had Parkinson's disease, now an interesting assign. On
the actual death certificate, Ozzy Osbourne's occupation is entered as songwriter,

(01:03:38):
performer and rock legend. Oh Ozzie. So when they include
legend on your death certificate, yeh, that makes it official?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Right? Okay, well you could say that, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Asia featuring John Payne looking for a new guitarist. The
band kicked off their twenty twenty five tour over the
weekend and after just one show I heard guitarist Francis Dunnery.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
He said, I'm out, Well, why did somebody piss him off.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Or what No, he explained on social media. John needs
a guitar player who can come in and play all
the styles and all the sounds that are on the records,
and unfortunately that's not what I do. So John Payne
has not commented on a situation since, no doubt he
is scrambling to find a new guitarist. Their next show

(01:04:27):
is in Tumbule, Texas, right outside of Houston, August twelfth,
so around seven days away, and then the tour makes
a stop at Arlington Music Hall on Wednesday, August thirteenth.
Hopefully they'll have a guitarist.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
By then, yeah, I would hope. So.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
John Fogerty has posted a video on social media of
him re recording CCR's Proud Mary with producer Don Was
for his new album Legacy, which is going to be
out August twenty second, and we have that video up.
John Fogerty. Of course, part of the iHeartRadio Music Festival
coming to Las Vegas and we'd love to send you there.
Your next chance to win will be around one this afternoon.

(01:05:03):
And finally, travel was really stinky for some traveler's bow
at the Atlanta International Airport when the ceiling began to
leak water at the airport, and then all of a sudden,
the ceiling collapsed and the sewage began gushing out of
a busted sewer line. Oh and of course it was
all caught on video. Thank goodness, we don't have smell

(01:05:25):
a vision. You can check out the video on the
bow and then show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com. Wait, you want to rock? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Do you realize how expensive cocaine is these days?

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Not that kind of rock?

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Are you sure?

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
In my case, oh no, But the other guys, it's
been a while those days behind me. Oh my god,
thank god?

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Really you imagine me even crazier? Oh yeah, okay. So
that's the end of another day here of ask the stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Day.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
We learned some things and tomorrow is fun with music day.
Like I say, I got a new mashup I had
played for you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
Here's an idea of meme I saw this morning. Yeah,
it's my favorite song from George Michael Jackson. Wake me
up before you beat it? Will you pick them up together?
I would hope?

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
So's there's guys do this stuff a lot better than me? Okay,
so we'll see you on the after show Decompression Session,
and we'll see you tomorrow for Fun with Music Day,
and we'll have more chances for you to pick your
ticket between a family four pack of Rangers tickets or

(01:06:47):
tickets to see Queens Reich and Ace freely. Okay, so
join us on the after show and we'll see you
on the show enough show tomorrow, as we say, keep
it tween the dishes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Yeah bye,