ToyBox: BBQBobs School Bus Joke, Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call, A Citizen's ICE Arrest. (Full Show 8.12.25 Ep. 1426)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, guys, I got a confession to make. Okay, what
we missed National Polka Day over the weekend? Yeah damn,
So I'm going to make.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
It up there, break out the heavy rolls, build your
beer style, and get ready.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
That is.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
No, I'm just glad to see you journey.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
All right.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
All right, that's enough of that.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
That was fun.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Why Yeah, I didn't want you to feel left out
because we missed National Polka Day. And what are we
celebrating today?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Bo what Well, let's take a little look see here
shall we? Uh? It is Vinyl Record Day. Okay, don't
tell me you don't still have a vinyl record collection,
no matter how big or how small it is. Now,
if you want to see a record collection for your ass,
go over to Jimmy's house. Yeah he's even got them

(01:11):
alphabet tide.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Now see I need Jimmy to come over and do
that to my vinyl collection. I not only have albums,
but I have a whole collection of forty five's as well.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
First record I ever bought was a forty five? Really?
What was it? I think it was for what it's worth,
by the Buffalo Spring. That's a good start. Was Chicka
Boom Chicka Boom by Daddy Dood.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Drop a.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Girl and I love that song that Why am.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
I not surprised? Some of my records are in the
Randy James production room over there.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh yeah, some of those. You need a pre for
the turn table Helpless. It is baseball fans day, baseball
of all from a British game called rounders, and it's
kind of similar to the game of cricket. It was
first documented in eighteen three thirty eight, and in eighteen
forty five Alexander Joy Cartwright wrote the rules for baseball.

(02:07):
The Cincinnati Red Stockings, who are now calls Cincinnati Red
thank God, formed in eighteen sixty nine and were the
first professional baseball team. So who did they play if
they were the first and only, yeah baseball team against
each other? Yeah, I don't know. Uh, well, if you
ain't nobody to play with, you play with you, says right.

(02:27):
The National League was formed in eighteen seventy six and
the American League was formed in nineteen oh three. The
first World Series was held that same year.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Oh yeah, go Ranger, Yeah, buddy, and we've got tickets
to see the Rangers.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
And pick your ticket at seventifty yeahn right. It is
truck driver Day now. Like I told you on National
Farmer's Day, did you eat last night? Did you have
clothes to wear today? The farmer made it happen, but
you wouldn't have it if a truck driver didn't bring
it to you. That's right.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
A lot of truck drivers listening this morning, so thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And honestly, I don't see you guys, do it. I
really don't.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
We've got a regular on Aska Stuff Wednesday named Lyman,
the cross contry truck driver.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
He takes us all over the beat. Blues can drive
to one coast and the other not think a thing
about it. Ridiculous. It is National Middle Child Day, cord
Jan Brady. Nobody cares about the middle child. It's always Martia.
Wait a minute, there's more. It is International Youth Day. Now.

(03:33):
Y'all may be young, but us old farts have already
figured out how things run and how things are done.
So good luck figuring out all that you sell. Pay
attention to us. Damn right. World Elephant Day. For some reason,
remember what Bart Simpson's pet elephant was named? No stampy oh.
I know some of you don't get some of the

(03:55):
Simpsons references, but I feel.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
Bad for it.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Sampy dampy campy that elephant.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It is National Sewing Machine Day. Yeah, absolutely. I remember
when you used to watch your grandmother sew on her
new singer and wonder if she was going to accidentally
sew her fingers together because she was getting so close
to the needle that she was a professional.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Damn right, she was still my mama's old sewing machine
from Germany.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's called a puffat yas pfaff My mom, can I
use your puffats? Don't around?

Speaker 5 (04:31):
When I was in fifth grade for the summer, my
mom sent me the Singer store to learn how to sew.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh really, National Julianne Fry's Day.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I remember seeing a product on one of those TV
commercials that said makes mouths of Julian fries, and nobody
knew what Julian fries were. I still don't know what
makes them different from regular I.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Think they're just the way they slice it. Yes, well,
it's like Julian vegetables.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Still, it's still fries. Will matter what. Okay, So we
got sports of all sorts on the way, and of
course we got the freaking fool File and I got
a whole bunch of goodies to play for you here
because it's toy boxed Tuesday. I'm right, got a couple
of requests we're gonna do, and birthday or two that
we will celebrate as well. All right, let's get this

(05:21):
party started, all right, Let's start by doing the morning stress.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Oh yeah, feels so.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
Good, Snap Crackle, Pop Happy, Believed, Polka da everyone and
one more.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
These sisters in the barn playing bobbing for boy friends again. Heel,
Naughty Girl, Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
to five. It is six thirty divers of those words.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Brought to you by the Will Height Law Firm Entry Lawyers.
Go to willhightwins dot com.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, the college football season is approaching. Yeah, buddy, here's
a look at the top teams picked by the Associated
Press before it gets underway. Number one Texas friggin long
n number one team for the first time. The Longhorns
have been number two in the preseason five times. I

(06:17):
kind of hate that though, because it might jinx us.
I hope it does. I know you that number two.
Penn State has its highest preseason ranking since it was
number one in nineteen ninety seven Number three Ohio State
Buckeyes here in the top five for the ninth straight year.
Number four is Clemson, Number five, Georgia number six, Notre Dame.

(06:38):
We got Oregon at number seven, Alabama Crimson turns, I
mean tis a number eight, number nine. Ere lets you tigers, baby.
They have been in all but one preseason poll since
two thousand and one. Number ten Miami is in the
top ten for only the second time since two thousand

(06:59):
and six. Now, in case you were wondering what other
teams in Texas are on the list, Number sixteen. Smu
of course, was ranked in the preseason for the first
time in forty years. He did have a great season
last year, and the nineteen eighty five team opened number
three and finished with a six and five record on
ranked so they didn't do too good. What else do

(07:19):
we got? Number eighteen Oklahoma, My Aggies are at number nineteen,
and the Texas Tech Red Raiders are in at number
twenty three. So there you go. The college football season
will be here before you know it. Then, of course,
we got some pro football on the way now, don't we, Yes,

(07:39):
we do.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Bo And this is how the New York Times put it,
Jerry Jones is working on thirty straight years of failing
to reach the NFC Championship Game, and still Netflix is
releasing a documentary this month titled America's Team. The Gambler
and His Cowboys debuted last night. Yeah, this headline says

(08:00):
it all to me. In The New York Times, Jerry
Jones built America's Team into a reality show. We can't
look away from last night. That documentary had its Hollywood
premiere at the Egyptian Theater in Los Angeles.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
You couldn't talk about any Super Bowl in the nineties,
but I talked about the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
That was our time.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Let's show the world who we are, the legacy of
the Cowboys America.

Speaker 10 (08:27):
Is he the love or ain't the Dallas Cowboys? There's
a soap opera three hundred and sixty five days a year.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Thank you, Jeric. That's the truth.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Soap opera three hundred and sixty five days out of
the year.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
If you call yourself America's Team, everybody's gonna hate you.
That doesn't like very true.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Jerry Jones and his family were all on hand for
the premiere last night in Hollywood, taking pictures on the
blue carpet instead of the red carpet. It was blue
also on hand Michael Irvin and Emmett Smith, with Emmett
telling reporters at one point that, without a doubt, the
Cowboys should pay Micah Parsons dug Now. The eight part
series America's Team, The Gambler and His Cowboys start streaming

(09:09):
on August eighteenth on Netflix. It explores a decade plus
journey led by Jerry Jones intrepid business moves that revolutionized
global sports and resulted in three NFL titles Intrepid.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Of course, it has been a while.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yeah, a while, yeah, in a while elsewhere in the
preseason NFL. Well, I suppose in twenty twenty five this
was bound to happen. An AI supercomputer program has predicted
a Super Bowl winner for number sixty in February, the
Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
The Buffalo Bills, after all these years, after losing four
straight Super Bowls, two of them to the Cowboys. Well,
we shall see. I never said that AI wasn't still
pretty dumb assed.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
But it's the Opta Analyst projection model, and it has
the Bills at thirteen to four odds following the Kansas
City Chiefs nine point six percent and the defending Super
Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles eight point seven percent likely.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Does that seem a little off to you? Kind of?

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Maybe AI has information that we don't.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Yeah, they're keeping dirty secrets from us or something. Surprisingly,
the Jacksonville Jaguars, who finished with the second worst record
in the NFL last season, they have the fourth best
odds of winning Super Bowl sixty at eight point one percent.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh stop it them.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
Yes, some rough odds belong to the New York Giants
and the New England Patriots at zero point three percent,
Tennessee zero point two, Las Vegas Raiders zero point one
percent likelihood. Somehow, some way, the supercomputer concluded that our
New Orleans Saints bo have no chance zero zero point

(10:55):
zero Blue tar Ski, Well, sorry the head name start yet,
damn it, we're number zero. The press release didn't say
where the Dallas Cowboys ranked.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
The problem.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
The program probably just snickered at that point and said, yeah, no,
we're not even gonna go.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
We're too busy watching that Netflix documentary. Yeah, is it
possible to be rated negative zero likelihood? Well that might
be what the Cowboys chances are. We don't know, We
don't know, and still they rake in the money right.
The concession stand at the home stadium of the Saint
Paul Saints' minor league baseball team in Minnesota offers fans

(11:32):
a six foot long hot dog called Land of ten
thousand Calories. Damn It's top with pull pork, macaroni and cheese,
hollopeno peppers, and fried onions. Competitive eaters Joey Jaw's Chestnut
and the Notorious Bob recently visited Saint Paul and finished

(11:52):
the massive hot dog in twenty eight minutes and forty
nine seconds. A six foot hot dog. We all know
about that. Also, back in March, the men's swimming team
of Drury University in Springfield, Missouri won the twenty twenty
five NCUAA Division two National Championship. Unfortunately, that title is

(12:13):
being stripped away and will be vacated because one swimmer
tested positive for too much coffee. No Yes, NCAA rules
say athletes can only have about five hundred milligrams of
coffee within an hour. Now, that is somewhere between six
and nine cups of coffee. Who the hell drinks that

(12:36):
much coffee in one sitting? The swimmer went a bit
overboard Chuggings brew, which cost his team the championship and
also resulted in him getting slapped with a one year
suspension for drinking coffee.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Okay, here's a sponsorship opportunity.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Here you go, brought to you by Folgers. Just don't
drink too much before then in the pool as that
is his stare.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Nathan Eovaldi's impressive Street for Texas ended with a dug
last night, but despite his rocky start, the Rangers ended
up winning. After going six to zero with a four
to seven ERA and six starts since the start of July.
Eovaldi was tagged for three home runs last night while
allowing season highs of five runs and eight hits in
five innings against the Arizona Diamondbacks. Now, the Rangers were

(13:24):
down five to one when Eovaldi exited the game, but
one seven to six and ten innings to end their
four game losing street.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
The Rangers.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Jake Berger hit a pinch hit RBI in the tenth
inning to lift the Rangers past the Diamondbacks. Now, the
Rangers and Diamondbacks will face off again tonight at Globalifield.
First pitch at seven oh five tonight. If you can't
make it out to the game, you can watch it
on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
By ball play ball Man, it has been really cool
to watch the WNBA just kind of rise to power
and really get their fire burning bright. Yeah, but the
dildo hurling has not Kurtaz my friend.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Up, and I think it's not gonna stop anytime soon
because we keep drawing attention to it.

Speaker 11 (14:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Should I just saw the story?

Speaker 12 (14:09):
Way?

Speaker 9 (14:09):
No?

Speaker 7 (14:10):
No, go right ahead, all right, We're going to talk
about dildo hurling one more time with apologies to the
young talented athletes on the WNBA. And this one happened
while our own Dallas Wings were on the court out
of town in New York City. They were playing the
New York Liberty. They were at Barkley Center in Brooklyn,
and a girl got struck that was in attendance by

(14:31):
this hurled dildo. The NYPD released a photo and a
short video clip of a man wearing a Beavis and
Buff shirt soccer a real genius, a real rocket scientist here.
He also had an Ohio state cap on. I don't
like that either.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
Well.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
The police said that during Tuesday's game, this unidentified nantual
individual through an object which struck a twelve year old
female girl right in the leg, and her mom or
dad had to give an explanation to the girl's question,
what is this?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, mommy, what is that?

Speaker 5 (15:05):
To see?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Get ready the freaking full file. It's next on the
ball of Them Joe Ballast for Ords Classic Rockelonne Star
ninety two to five. Well, if you got a lot
of money, you don't need love, do you? No, you
got it because you don't, guess so just by having
lots of money. All right, Now it's time for the

(15:26):
freaking fool file. And I know we've had several stories
like this one come across our desks, So here's another one.
A three hour search in Soda Springs, Idaho resulted in
the finding of a body in the Blackfoot River sort of,
Sheriff Adam. Maybe, maybe he's right, maybe he's wrong, he says,

(15:48):
his office received a report of a body floating in
the river about sixteen miles north of the town. A
TV station was waiting to send a video crew to
cover the stories. Well big for such a small town. Yeah,
The drones went up and the search teams went out
until they found what they were hunting for. Take a guess.

(16:09):
Come on, sex toy, sex doll, life size, the sex doll.
Most of you probably figured out if that's what the
body was, because, like I say, there have been several
stories like this one on the Freaking Fool file over
the years, and they float so nicely. Yes they do,
Maybe says Maybe there's no way to tell who ditched
it into the river, but if the dump doll's owner

(16:30):
is found, he will be charged with littering. Now, if
the sex doll was thrown away, that means it's used
to out his purpose and nobody wants to touch it
to pick it up.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Well, you would think they'd be able to get some
DNA evidence off of this.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, but I touched it, right, I don't need to
know that.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Server has admitted to lying to a table of twenty
people in order to get a big tip at the
end of their meal. Listen to this on TikTok, Dean
Redman says the rich people he was serving at a
restaurant had their rudeness set in overdrive and were belittling
him at every turn.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
That he came to their table.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
A bunch of douche Yeah, Dean Redman said he eventually
had his fill of their bitching, their critiques of his smiling,
their nitpicky complaints, and generally just their condescending attitudes towards him,
So he decided to play the dead mom card. Towards
the end of the meal, he let his voice crack
a little as he admitted that he wasn't himself because

(17:35):
his mom passed away a few days ago. Well, it
wasn't a total lie because his mom was dead, but
it happened over five years ago. Well, at that point,
after he told him that his mom had died, the
rich people dropped their forks and the criticisms turned to empathy.
Were so sorry, and they left him a forty percent.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Till Hi, maybe this will ease your grease just a
little bit, so sorry about your mom. It worked. Yeah,
Well they were being dick the whole time. I think
that's better than an oscar for that actor.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
Over to Colorado, where wildlife officials are reminding residents to
keep their doors locked because apparently bears are getting smarter
when it comes to busting into houses. Now Bow and Anna,
you're both homeowners. Do you have any of those door
knobs that aren't really knobs or the handles that you
push down.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh no, I do, but I also have the bolt,
the dead bolt.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
A girl be ready because the bears have figured those
little suckers out, and so is my cat.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, I see. The animals are like, all you gotta
do is push that lever down, dude, and we're free.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Security footage from a home near Tell Your Ride, Colorado
shows a bear strolling up standing on its hind legs
using its pod and push down the door handle and
waltz right into the house.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Bring on the buffet.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Parks and Wildlife shared the video online warned residents that
more bears are entering homes because they've learned how to
work these little push the handle down doorknobs, and the
bears sometimes get into several houses on the same night
in Colorado.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's amazing.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
The animals so far can only open the doors with
those push down handles. It doesn't look like the little
rounded doorknobs, the old fashioned ones are really doing much
for them so far.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
But you never know.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
The message is clear, lock your damn doors, and yes,
Annah bolt them too.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yep, Well, you know if you got the doorknobs, you
know that's circular. They haven't figured that out yet.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Well, I think it's because their little pop heads are
too thick.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh, what a shame.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
I'll bet you they could open a regular round doorknob
with their jaw if they really.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Probably, if they wanted to get in bad enough. But
then again, they don't know if there's food.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Insright, they don't have dental insurance.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Okay, how about a Florida's door?

Speaker 9 (19:53):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Please.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Hops in Florida responding to an indecent exposure complaint may
have a difficult time getting this image out of their heads.
A nine to one to one call came in reporting
a man in the park exposing himself to people. When
officers arrived, they found thirty two year old Anthony Smith
wearing high heels women's lingerie, including a thong. Nice uh.

(20:18):
He had a long black wig on fake bresses, a
black mask around his face, and a black foxtail quote
protruding from his posterior Jesus. When he spotted the officers,
he attempted to flee, but was apprehended moments later at
a nearby children's museum because he forgot that you can't

(20:38):
run very far or very fast in high heels. Smith
was asked what he was doing and explained that quote
he suffers from some sort of sexual addiction and he
enjoys engaging in lewde behavior in front of shocked strangers.
He also said he's had run ins with police in
the past for similar behavior, and in fact, he was

(21:00):
convicted in twenty seventeen for indecent exposure. Smith is now
facing other charges along with another indecent exposure charge, as
well as resisting arrest. In fact, he has a court
appearance tomorrow. Hopefully has something more appropriate to wear in
court when he faces the judge. Now here's the funny part. Okay,

(21:22):
here's the kicker. The guy is a local DJ at
a at a radio station. Thanks a lot, thanks for
making us Smith.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
During the news story, they said local DJ DJ arrested.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay, this this job will make you a little crazy.
But I don't think I've gone as far as cross
dressing just yet. But be patient. May get your wish
some You do have the fox tail, though, don't you?

Speaker 11 (21:51):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I do.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I sleep with it in my ass.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Coming up on a toy box Tuesday, you get to
pick your ticket. BO has a fun way for you
to win, and if you do win, you're gonna get
to pick between a family four pack of tickets to
see your Texas Rangers August twenty seventh, or you can
pick tickets to see the Sex Pistols at the Longhorn
Ballroom in Dallas September sixteenth. Pick your ticket around seven
to fifty right here on Dallas Fort Worth's Classic rock

(22:15):
lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Okay, you know what I'm Martin Offfler is going. Why
because today is his seventy sixth birthday. Well, happy birthday?
How about that?

Speaker 8 (22:28):
What a picker?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
By the way, Tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day, And
I know you got a question that you just don't
have the time to look up yourself, So call and
leave your question on the Aska Stuff Hotline two one
four eight six six eighty six hundred. Also, the late
Great Jimmy Dean of the Sausage he would have been

(22:52):
ninety seven today, So I have that call that somebody
made to the Jimmy Dean people. Oh yeah, because the
sausage that comes in the role just doesn't feed everybody.
At first, I didn't think it was that funny, but
when I listened to it, yeah, this is kind of goofy.
We need more more sausage please. I'll play that for
you in a minute. But also another birthday tomorrow Danny Bonaducci. Oh,

(23:18):
he will be sixty six tomorrow. And Jimmy and I
have hung out with him several times when we would
do Grammy broadcast. We would go to wherever the gram
We didn't go to the Grammys because that's for those
kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
And he's a fellow radio DJ. Great stories about Danny.
We've done many shots with him. Well, there's a story
that comedian John Heifron told on this show, and it's
about Danny.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Most of you have heard this, but it's still funny.
Here is John Heifron and his Danny Bonaducci story. So
the Danny story. I did a radio with Danny and
my favorite.

Speaker 12 (23:56):
We used to fight a lot, which was weird because
we were a female driven station, right, so what went
on off air or at events didn't match the songs
we were playing. I mean, like, if you're a rock station,
then your DJ is usually the rock is you were
gonna be at the Hayloft from seven to nine, but

(24:17):
you come on by, We're gonna what teacher got to is.
We had all that type of stuff, right, So we
were at a Matchbox twenty concert. Yes, and Danny wants
to fight, maybe in an entire row of people.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
And I'm talking, you mean he's picking a fight.

Speaker 12 (24:37):
He's standing at the edge.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (24:38):
So it's row JJ, okay with outdoor auditorium. So I
don't know how many seats are are on JJ. Let's
say there's fifty. He's standing on the other end, takes
off his shirt and challenges the entire row to come
at him at a match like, here's here's what's funny
at a Matchbox twenty concert. If that is the safest

(25:03):
concert you could possibly go. All that is is girls
that force their husbands and boyfriends.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
To take them out.

Speaker 12 (25:10):
That's the only people who show up at a Matchbox one. Okay, Right,
so we're we're so in studio and we're interviewing Janet
Jackson and she's uh, she's on the phone, and Danny
reads the wrong place where she's performing. He just has
the wrong interest.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Says, hey, so you're at this place blah blah.

Speaker 12 (25:32):
Blah, and she goes, no, I'm actually at here, Well
why she's talking and correcting him. Danny leaves the mic,
goes to our producer and starts choking him, like full
on choke choke, not like Frankenstein, her like choke choke,
and then they start to tussle and then they both

(25:53):
fall to the ground. Janet Jackson is still talking about it.
So now Danny is on the floor with the producer
and there's headphones flying. We used, we used to use
these things. They were called carts. They look like h cars,
and you that that's how you play commercials. You hear
those going all over the place. So then I would have.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
To go like this, So Janet tell us, what do
you like to do when you're in Detroit?

Speaker 12 (26:21):
And then I'd roll over here trying to pull them
all out. And then when she would stop talking, I'd
whip back to the mic. What was it like growing
up with all those brothers? And I would try to
ask like a long question in literally and somewhere in

(26:42):
the melee, I literally said.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Do you eat pop tarts? Just whatever came to mind,
just right.

Speaker 12 (26:50):
So during that melee, to this day, the stories are conflicting.
But I got hit in the back of the head
with something.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I don't know what it was. Well, you couldn't see
it in the back of I got hit.

Speaker 12 (27:04):
I got punched it Mike. Maybe these mics are pretty hard.
It swung. It hit me just perfect in the like
the back.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Of the brainstem, I guess. So I did the rest
of the show.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
I go home.

Speaker 12 (27:17):
My girlfriend at the time says, hey, you have a
bag from Best Buy on your kitchen table.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Who's who'd you buy the VCR for?

Speaker 12 (27:26):
And I go, I didn't buy a VCR because there's
a VCR on the table.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Who's it for?

Speaker 12 (27:31):
And I go, I don't know who put that there?
I thought, whose is that? Then we looked at the
credit card receipt and it was my signature. So what
ended up happening? And she goes, what's the matter with you?
And I go, well, we gotta fight at the thing.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
And then I got hit.

Speaker 12 (27:46):
I've had a headache ever since. So we went to
the hospital. You know, we went to the doctors or
hospital whatever.

Speaker 13 (27:54):
It was.

Speaker 12 (27:55):
Long story short, I got a concussion. I got hit
with something so hard. I got But here's what's funny.
This was in the mid nineties when people bought DVD players. Yes,
so Danny hit me so hard. I went back a generation.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
You didn't know you bought a dr.

Speaker 12 (28:17):
Nope, No, I didn't remember finishing, didn't remember finishing the show,
didn't remember driving home. I mean, if you would have
hit me a little harder, I would.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Have bought a Beta machine. I mean Dallas Horst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. All right, about a
half hour from now, give or take a few, we're
gonna give you a chance to pick a ticket. Choose
between the family four a pack of tickets to see
the Texas Rangers take on the La Angels that is
on the twenty seventh, or you going have a pair

(28:47):
of tickets to see the sex Pistols at the Longhorn
Ballroom in Dallas. It's a Tuesday night, but I kind
of really want Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Now, it's a historic Longhorn Ballroom for the sex Pistols
because they imploded in nineteen seventy eight after playing there.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yes they did. In fact, somebody got sid Vicious got
hit in the mouth by a beer bottle.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Yeah, well that used to happen a lot of punk
rock shows where they would throw things.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Well, either tomorrow or Thursday, we're going to talk to
Steve Jones of the six basically, okay, coming up, we're
going to play fraction flickers, so you can pick your ticket.
And it's about an actor who turns eighty six today. Okay,
it shouldn't have too much trouble with it. Start googling away,

(29:31):
fis just go ahead. Oh yeah, I told you that
the late Jimmy Dean would have been ninety seven today.
And this is an actual complaint call made to the
Jimmy Dean Sausage Company for somebody who just wasn't satisfied.

Speaker 14 (29:47):
I don't know where people come from. I don't know
if you test your product, your quality of your product,
your products very delicious, love your sausage for thirty something years,
but I can't take and see a family of five
on a little twelve ounce roll of sausage. I don't
mind paying you more money for your sixteen ounce roll
of sausage, but you don't have it anymore. You've got

(30:08):
a twelve ounce roll, and you've got three men that
weigh over two hundred pounds of piece, a woman that's
a little plump Scotch girl, and a daughter who's thirteen.
And you're gonna try to take a twelve ounce roll
of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed
that it ain't gonna work, and I'm not gonna purchase
your product anymore or every again. And as far as

(30:30):
you're sixteen ounce in maple and sage, I don't eat that.
I'm not from the North. I'm a Texas man, Jimmy
Dean sausage is for Southern people to eat with the breakfast,
with the fried eggs and the tea bone steaks. And
I can't see going to a little twelve ounce package
to feed four or five six people. And I'm not

(30:51):
gonna buy two of those twelve ounce packages. It's because
you want to downsize and charge the same damn price
like a reply. And I'd sure like you to go
back to your sixteen ounce package on your regular sausage
because I'm not gonna buy it otherwise. Rigaan, I'll just
have my own damn sauce made like I used to
thirty something years ago. It's not tasty as years is,

(31:14):
but it'll work. Goodbye, a little twelve ounthdamn roll of
sauage supposed to feed your brothers and me and you
six hundred pounds of men. At least you get my point.
And the two girls and they put it in that
pussy roll of sausage, son of a bitch. Somebody needs
to ask kick some little consumer geek the Royd sauce.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
This it up.

Speaker 14 (31:38):
Saved money, Yes, saved money. Saved money. I'm gonna eat dammit.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Way you could do one of two things. Buy two
of those twelve ounce rolls of sausage, did like you said,
I hold and buy that, or you can just quit
eating so much? Right steak and sausage and Friday from Texas.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
Jesus down in his defense, I gotta say this, twelve
ounces of uncooked sausage cooks down to a very small amount.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
That is, the rest of it is all fat, that's right.
And they probably pour that on the edge. That was
funny though when he went off at the end, he
kept his cool though. You got it?

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Men?

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Now, am I supposed to feed your brother?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
You me six hundred pounds?

Speaker 9 (32:23):
Men?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Also, we got this call earlier, what's up? What's up?

Speaker 6 (32:28):
I have a request for toy box Tuesday?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
And what might that be?

Speaker 6 (32:33):
It was an advertisement y'all did for an island called.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
The Poo Poo Islands. Yes, we just happened to have
the Poo Poo Islands. Hang on and I'll spin it.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
For you now.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
I've been to the Peepee Islands, but never the Poopoo Islands.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh really Yeah, on.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
The border of Peru and Bolivia, there's a lake called Coca.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, I've never seen a titty produced coca before. Do
they anna you milk?

Speaker 15 (33:07):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay? All right, al alright, So here's the bif he
is asking for were and played this in a while? Jeez,
I'm so tired of being cramped up in this house.

Speaker 8 (33:19):
Hey, brother, for get last winter.

Speaker 16 (33:21):
It's time to evacuate the place and head for a
vacation you'll never forget in the lovely Hoopoo Island. Come
to Poo Poo, the Hoopoo Islands, lung by Mother Nature
herself into the Pacific Ocean. It's like no place you
never seen. Wow, this is gonna be loads of fun.

Speaker 8 (33:41):
And it's just a short cable countrip of Mount Peach.

Speaker 17 (33:45):
All off to the beautiful break Winds Resort where you
get a breath taking view of a shold baby.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
See what have you?

Speaker 15 (33:53):
In ancient ruins the lost city of Kaka Grande, founded
by the Agent, and over there it's the humble village
of To take a Dupa drive where you can witness
the festival of gross Gee.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
We'll go to the Poopoo.

Speaker 17 (34:10):
Island Casino and grab a school at their draft there.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
Come on number two, number two.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
Look, come on, brought up.

Speaker 17 (34:17):
Squeeze some time out of your busy schedule and flop
down at the Poopoo Islands.

Speaker 8 (34:22):
It's the only way to go.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Make it the Poopoos for the vacation of a lifetime.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
I'm so emotional right now.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
It'll be all right, It'll be all right, easy, big fellah, Dallas.
What was Classic rock lone Star ninety two five A
toy box Tuesday? And I got a call yesterday because
you know, we were doing our little back to school
kind of montage thing going down. And he asked, since

(34:54):
he used to ride the bus, did you ever ride
a bus to school? Only if I stayed at a
friend's house. I did from the second grade up until
my sophomore year in high school. What was the name
of the bus driver? Mister brad He was just as
calm as ever, just the nicest guy. But if two
kids started fighting, he would slam on the brakes to

(35:15):
make them fall and then get in their face and
sit down, shut up, I'm gonna pull your damn ears off.
I'll turn this bus around. They wish he'd turn it around.
They didn't want to go to school, but a guy
said he wanted to hear barbecue Bob's sesame street bus. Yes, please,

(35:36):
this is an oldie bit of goodie, but if you
want to hear the hell, I'll do it for you.
And Bob even admits it's a stupid joke.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
I've had several requests to do this joke again, even
though I know and most y'all know, this is the stupidest, stupidest,
most asline joke ever told. Apparently some folks just their
gluttons for punishment, and over here again. Guy goes to
apply for a job as a school bus driver, tells
the employer, I'll drive anything and there were any time.

(36:06):
Employer says, well that's good, because come on out, let
me show you the school bus you'll be driving. Goes
out into the parking lot. There's all these yellow buses
except for this one bus that has Big Bird and
Cookie Monster and all these sensime street characters, and he
says that's the bus I'm on me driving in. Bloyer said, hey,
you said you drive anything anywhere, any time. Guy says,

(36:28):
all right, all right, how many kids you got to
pick up? And Blayers says, you got to pick up
four kids. He says, only four kids. That's right, only
four kids start tomorrow morning. So the guy starts out
on his bus for out in the morning, and he
comes up to the first stop and there's these two dark,
ganceling little old gals.

Speaker 8 (36:45):
I mean fat ain't.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Even the word. And he opens the door for him
and says, hello, I'm you new bus Driver'd like to
get to know you. What y'all's name. First little girl says, well,
my name is Paddy. The other one says, well, want
to go incidence, my name is Paddy too. So that
out on the bus, and there's the fact that the
shots on the bus will go rick as soon as
they're walking back here to other seat.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
Well, he comes to the next stop, opens.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
The doors this little boy. He says, good morning, little boy,
I'm your new bus driver. Like to get acquainted with you.
What you name? The little boy says, my name is Ross,
and I'm special. My mama thinks I'm special, my daddy
thinks I'm special. My teachers think I'm facial by god,
I'm special. So the bus drier said, okay, okay, okay, okay,
get on the bus. Get on the bus. Well, he's

(37:29):
starting to scratch his head, say my god, what have
ever gotten into here? But he knows he's only got
to pick up one more student, so he goes on
up to the next stop.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Little boy gets hold and the bus driver says, how
that I'm your new bus driver?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Like to get to know you.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
What you name?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
The little boy said, my name is Leanester Garrison, but
everybody calls me Lester g and if you know what's
good for you, you'll call me Lester g too. Bus
driver said, all right, fine, that little boy SAIDs right
behind him. Well, he's driving them to school, and all
of a sudden, god, dog, he smelled something that just

(38:03):
about to gag four buzzards off of gut wagon. He
looks back there and he sees it that little Lester
g Feller has taken his shoes off and is picking
on his feet. He drops the little kids off at school,
drops the bus off, runs back into his employer and says,
by god, that's it. I quit the imports. The wait
a minute, whoa, whoa woes the first day you can quit.

(38:25):
How come you got to quit on your first day?
It's just your first day? Why you want to quit?
The bus driver said, I can't take it anymore. There's
two oldies Patties Special Ross, Lester g Picking Bunions on
Assassame Street. I told you how stupid, but hell you
that for let's.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
See all that.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Thank you. The album that spent the most weeks on
the Billboard two hundred album chart nice Dark Side of
the Moon. And it's kind of hard to argue that
it's not a great album.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
It's better to have Dark Side of the Moon and
not need it, yea, to need it and not have
That's right.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
That's why we got all of them handy right here
on the old program. Yeah, okay, by the way, tomorrow
is ask this Stuff Day. He got a question called
the Asking Stuff Hotline two and four eight six six
eighty six hundred. And make it a good one. Not
why do we park on driveways and drive on park
That's just not what we're looking at. Question yourself. Yeah,

(39:31):
and don't play stump the chump. We'll make our own sales.
Let's stupid. I promise you we do that every day.

Speaker 17 (39:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
It's time to pick your ticket. You can choose between
some Rangers tickets or tickets to see the sex Pistols.
So let's play that game you love to hate. Let's
play Fraction the Flickers.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Now.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I told you that the star of this goofy ass movie,
which came out in nineteen seventy nine, has a birthday.
Today turns eighty six. Time I will play the trailer.
You tell me the name of the movie. You get
to pick your ticket. Fair enough, fair enough, okay, listen,

(40:10):
call me a two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine two five. Tell me what
movie this is.

Speaker 11 (40:16):
There is a creature of the night. His very name
strikes terror in the hearts of man. He fears only mirrors,
the scent of garlic and the sight of a crucifix.
He feeds upon human blood. Only sunlight or a steak
driven through his heart can destroy him of those whose
blood he drinks.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
His name is Dracula. I love you, and I can
give you a ton of life.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I knew it an insurance salesman. I've already got crudential.

Speaker 8 (40:46):
How many times did he bike you?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Just once?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I told you it was our first date.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
When you is gold, No man, I'll bring you good evening.

Speaker 13 (41:01):
Taken Away to Kill a Vampire Coat three silver Bullets
through the hard.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
That is a fan of all Really, are you sure,
Susan Saint, James Richard, Benjamin Dick Sewn, Sherman Hemsley, Isabelle Sandford,
and Artie Johnson as Renfield.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Finally, after seven twelve years, some one bite me. I
love this movie when it came out. It's really funny. Yeah,
I didn't put in the actual star of the movie
that's playing Dracula.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Like you didn't tell us earlier that it was his
eighty sixth birthday today.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Two one, four or eight one? I bet you we
get it on the first call.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
I think he immediately recognized it.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
All right, let's see bon them showed Oh, bon them,
show tell me what movie that is? Rough one, damn
ball and them show.

Speaker 8 (42:02):
What movie was that?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
No, Dracula, I'll give you the hint. George Hamilton is
the one who plays Stewart who married Rod Stewart. Oh
she's in there too. She well, she was married to
George Hamilton. Oh that's the ticket. Yeah at the time.
All right, ball on them, show tell me what movie

(42:27):
that is? It's loved First Fight. It certainly is loved
First but really it's really funny. I like that movie. Okay,
first of all, who is this is Rebecca from Carrollton.
I Rebecca from Carleton. Okay, tell me which tickets you want?
The family four pack of tickets to see the Rangers

(42:49):
or the tickets to see the Sex Pistols lab Mate,
which one you walk.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
You?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Okay, hang on just a minute because we got to
get some information from you. We'll hook you up. Okay, Okay, great,
let's very far on back. Yeah, good job, good job. Okay,
got another toy box request, come with us.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
It's the first day of school for Dallas and Fort
Worth ISD today and we want to say thank you
to all the teachers for all that you do. It's Iheartradios,
Thank you teacher, powered by donors Choose And today's teacher
of the day, who is in the running for five
thousand dollars for her classroom is Karen Qughes. Karen teaches
theaterre m Carol Middle School Indicator. Here's a Carol talking

(43:38):
about Here's Karen talking about her job.

Speaker 14 (43:41):
My dad was a teacher.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
He taught math, and I wanted to be a teacher.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Since I was about five. Isn't that cool?

Speaker 5 (43:49):
So Miss Hughes was nominated by one of her students,
and you can nominate your favorite teacher now at iHeartRadio
dot com slash teachers.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
See even his voice cracks every once in a while
before a greeman that out. Okay, it is toy Box
Tuesday here on the Bow and Them show on lone
Star ninety two and a request for this one because
the guy said, with all the ice raids going on,
I should play this. Surely you'll remember this little bit

(44:24):
from Tom mass Immigration.

Speaker 13 (44:30):
Hey, I got I got seven illegal aliens trapped on
my neighbor's house right now.

Speaker 9 (44:36):
They're gone out of shape.

Speaker 13 (44:41):
Look they were. They were up there, still on his shingles,
and I I'll swipe the ladder I got on the trap.
If they're a y'all want to y'all come get them.
You got people trapped on a roof. Yeah, and let
me ask you, sony, they're like a like a reward
or something like that.

Speaker 9 (45:00):
Lock that front door. Lock it there, the illegal aliens
out there. Back up for a second. She's got how
many seven people trapped on top of a house? So
their ladder.

Speaker 13 (45:09):
Yeah, there was a one shimmy down and dre pipe
and I thought he was coming to get me. And
that's why I took off running put the ladder and
he took off run the other way though, and uh yeah,
lock lock the door.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
Tell me, hold up, I know that they are illegal aliens.
Did they come again? How do you know that they're
illegal aliens? Sheila told me. Sheila Jessy, my.

Speaker 13 (45:32):
Neighbor, teenage daughter. She she made straight age last year.
She's a yeah, that's starting to rain, y'all gonna, y'all
gonna come get them. It's a it's coming down pretty bad.
If what you're telling me is that you're detaining what
you believe her seven illegal eights. R yes, sir, can't
do that boom against their will?

Speaker 9 (45:53):
Do what you can't hold them against their will?

Speaker 15 (45:57):
But what by the hell not?

Speaker 13 (46:00):
The border is more like a damn state line and
they're just sitting there.

Speaker 9 (46:04):
I got them caught.

Speaker 13 (46:05):
All you gotta do is got them up their trap.
You God, you gotta come get them.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
It doesn't matter you don't have the authority.

Speaker 13 (46:11):
Well, I mean it's it's it's raining. I mean you
need to you need to just come get them because
it's it's raining pretty bad.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
If I were you, I would go put the ladder
back up and let them get down.

Speaker 13 (46:22):
Okay, I'm gonna put the freaking ladder back up, get
them up on the roof. Well, okay, I just go.
I'll go get them down. We'll drive their asses off
with the American flag, and we'll give them lighting shirts
and helping shirt and food stamps and whatnot. And meanwhile,
mama can't afford a prescription medicine.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
And just if you just give me an address, I
can notify the authorities and let them and the yeah, no, no, no,
I just I got this.

Speaker 13 (46:45):
I got to think. Thanks for your time.

Speaker 9 (46:47):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Come on, come on, mister, that's him, that's it. Hate
fifteen on the ball of that doll goos star ninety
two five, fat of guy. Try to confess to me
and make me think they were singing bacon carrot biscuits. Nope,
it doesn't sound anything like bacon carrot business. You know

(47:10):
what it sounds like, taking care of business. That's the
name of the salt business. Benness. Straighten them out, ball,
take care of your business up brown in him. Okay,
I don't understand the value of this, but I guess
it's because I'm not a girl. A group of masked
thieves stole about seven thousand dollars worth of La Booboo

(47:33):
dolls from a Los Angeles area store last week. People
are clamoring for them.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Bow why because it's in right now and it's all
over social media and one rare La Booboo just went
for over ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
That's why they're stealing them. I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
It's a stupid ass dolls may look like those little
troll dolls.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, this happened with Cabbage Patch kids a long time,
remember the Well this happened last week at a store
in La Puente, a city about eighteen miles east of
Los Angeles. The suspects used as stolen Toyota Tacoma in
the incident, which was recovered shortly thereafter. The Boo Boo dolls,

(48:16):
created by Hong Kong born artists casing lung, have become
a popular collectible item. A decade after these stupid ass
toothy monsters were first introduced.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
He is now like the youngest billionaire in China because
of the Labuo Boo.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
H just don't. I'm just missing a piece of society
that I didn't know I was missing. The thieves took
all of the store's inventory and trashed the place. The
store posted surveillance video showing a group of guys wearing
hoodies and face coverings breaking in. And I still don't
know why people are so obsessed with those ugly ass
little thousands of dollars. Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
As a matter of fact, at the Gallery of Popmark,
we had a line that was like around the mall,
stop just to get a la boo boo good lord,
and make sure you're very very careful because they have
fake laboo boos la fu foos out there.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh and you don't you don't want to fake lab boober.
Poopoo is the worst. Oh that's poopoo doll. I just
don't get it. But hey, it's your money, you spend
it however you want.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
One of our coworkers actually has one with a Prada outfit.
Oh stop, out of control, okay, tell me off off
my Yes. Uber is rulling out a new feature aimed
at giving women more control over how they ride and drive.
The company announced a pilot program called Women Preferences, which
will allow women writers to request women drivers and vice versa.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Now.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
The pilot's going to launch in Los Angeles, San Francisco,
and Detroit in the coming weeks, marking the first time
Uber has offered this option. The new features gives both
writers and drivers more ways to who they're paired with
during a trip. Now, it's no secret that a woman
Uber driver picking up a drunk guy from a bar
might have her hands full with the guy starts hitting

(50:10):
on her and getting a little handsy. Sure, male Uber
drivers don't usually hit on female passengers, but it does
happen sometimes. Also, extremely drunk women passengers sometimes get handsy
with the male driver because they think he's really no.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I've always said it, and I pissed people off. There's
nothing more annoying than a really, really drunk woman. I'm sorry,
it's true.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
I would agree, but I think it goes for both
because well, it's truly drunk guys.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
But I mean, my god, I try to keep it
under control, you know what I'm saying. Enough about me,
bo go ahead.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Uber has not said when or if the feature will expandationwide,
but I hope it does.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
Makes sense, makes sense, Well, this is really exciting to
see happen in our own backyard. But filming for season two,
Taylor Sheridan showed Landman has officially wrapped in the Metroplex,
so no more street closures in fort Worth, et cetera,
et cetera. Paramount Plus series started putting it together on
the streets around here.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
In late March.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
They shot team scenes in Cowtown, a bunch there TCU
featuring some tcu' students as extras, downtown Fort Worth and
also there was a lot of photographs taken of Billy
Bob standing in front of a fancy restaurant in downtown Dallas.
They hit Crescent, ben Brook, Jacksborough, Springtown. Season two of
Landman should be on p Plus in December.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
We will let you know.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
So check out what the Yellowstone family is doing now
that they're done with Landman.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
They're twenty minutes south of Dallas in Farris, Texas.

Speaker 7 (51:45):
Yes, and they're shooting a Yellowstone spinoff called Rio Pallo.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
And that's all we know. And that's of course. Ferris
is the city that used to have the jacket off
Yellow Jacket on the water tower Farris until he called
it out. We get a call from the city manager
and he was he was okay with it. They're down
there on a big ranch shooting Rio Pallo right now.
Pretty cool? Is this gonna be like the third spinoff

(52:10):
from Yellowstone? Yep?

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Pretty awesome. And the comedian James Austin Johnson, who was
on with us, is a huge Landman fan because he
loves to impersonate Billy Bob Thorarton.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
He did a good Billy Bob Thornton on the show.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
He also does one where Paul ju Maudie's on land Man,
which is hysterical.

Speaker 9 (52:29):
God.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Well, guess who's back to break another world record? Wobo
Ceial Guinness world record breaker David Rush Buddy who has
nothing better to do than break record, mister fabulous way
to make a living. He teamed up with fellow YouTuber
Josh Horton and his crew to eat baked beans one

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at a time with toothpicks. Are you serious? I did
not know there was a world record for that, but
I guess there is. Rush Horton and two members of
Horton's crew took on the record for the most baked
beans eating with a toothpick in three minutes by a
team of four. The number to beat was four hundred

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and twenty nine baked beans eating with a toothpick individually,
and the team managed to devour five hundred and fifty
nine beans in the allotted time, handily taking the record.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
You know, guys, we still don't have a cure for cancer.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
No, but yeah, come on, we know how many beans
you can eat with toothpicks with four people. They did
do this outdoors, didn't they. I don't know that would
be the nice thing to do. Well, they would hopefully
go outdoors after they finished, yes, not during afterwards. Russia's
contribution was two hundred and eleven beans, breaking his own
record for the most baked beans eaten with a toothpick

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in three minutes by an individual, which he previously set
at one hundred and seventy eight. Well, I guess you
gotta have something to strive for, don't you.

Speaker 9 (54:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Poor a peck of Ranger tickets coming up next on
the Bone on Them show Dallas fors Classic Rock A
lone Star ninety two to five. I apologize for what, well,
because I rubbed off on you. What were you doing

(54:25):
during that?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I was going, hey mo, because I did that a
bunch of times, and I thought, well, maybe the joke's dead,
and then Ayo brought it back. Heym mo, thanks Bo
for rubbing off on me. Sound right? Sound right? Don't
say that to your friend. You need to call it
hr now hr Hey Anna? Yeah, who won our ticket?

(54:50):
I should ask hey aoho? Who won our tickets to
go see the Rangers.

Speaker 9 (54:57):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
He's a great dude. And I love his name he said,
was like he throws the hell of a party. Art Corona.
Oh yeah, Art Corona Corona. A friend of mine did
a song called nine Coronas. Yes.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
So I had a friend that worked with me and
al Paso and his name was Bo Corona. He does
Tohno stuff now in Houston, and we did the whole
song Bo Corona for yes.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Steal that Bo No, thank you? Okay. I wanted to
play this again for you in case you hadn't heard it.
You probably have. You could see the video on YouTube.
But last night was the premiere of Jerry's movie America's Team,
The Gambler and His Cowboys.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Yeah, and I love what the New York Times said.
It was like a reality show that we can't turn away.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
From passing an accident. You just can't not look Okay, well,
now there was one. The first trailer that came out
had this guy quoting some old scripture or something, or
he was reading from a book by like Rudyard Kipling
or something. Yeah, but this one is a little more

(56:14):
what people see when they see a trailer. Here is
the new trailer to Jerry's new movie, America's Team, The
Gambler and His Cowboy.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
You couldn't talk about any super Bowl in the nineties,
but I talked about the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 8 (56:30):
That was our time. Let's show the world who we are.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
The legacy of the Cowboys America is either love or
ain't the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 10 (56:41):
There's a soap op for three hundred and sixty five
days a year.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
When I bought the team, I had a vision of.

Speaker 10 (56:51):
What the game could be.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Like a lyric, They're reloaded everywhere.

Speaker 14 (56:57):
That's why we say by Land or by You couldn't
stop it.

Speaker 8 (57:01):
We just never let off. We just had that swagger.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
We were as popular as you get get and that's
a beautiful thing.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
They were the ones to let the Eagles get my wife.
God sense that there was a higher struggle. But then
the Wills totally came off.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
There's trouble at the top of America's team guns and videotapes,
so called white house money rugs.

Speaker 8 (57:32):
I remember thinking to die.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
When you got two teams that don't like each other
like that, it became a bro.

Speaker 11 (57:44):
Only football family swin championships who were football family.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
The belief that we had in each other went beyond.

Speaker 14 (57:54):
Just the game.

Speaker 10 (57:54):
After all of that criticism, Dallas Cowboy, all of that.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
Risk one of the great dynasty in the history of
the NFL.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
We do it our way, baby for rings.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
All right, that trailer is what makes people who hate
the Dallas Cowboys hate them even and more.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Probably, yeah, but Jerry's ego just blows as big as
this room.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
And if you want to see the full trailer, we
do have it up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot co.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I recommend you watch it just in case you're not
a fan, or if you are a fan, stick around.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Coming up around nine more minutes or so, your first
of three chances today to win a trip to Vegas
to our iHeartRadio Music Festival September nineteenth and twentieth featuring
Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams, John Fogerty, and Moore.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Plus, you're not just gonna win that.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Trip to Vegas, you're also gonna win one thousand dollars
in spending cash. So make sure you're listening around nine
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five dot com.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Dallas Four's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. That
is Bad Company, the full band live Nick Rause who
passed away, bos Burrell, who passed away several years ago.
That was one of the last times they played together
as the original Bad Company.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Still breaks my heart that Nick Rause will not be
there when they induct them into the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
And plus it took them forever. Well, the rock and
Roll Hall of Fame has to pull their head out
of their ass every once in a while. Is that
what it sounds like when you get and see what
the rock and roll world is doing? Now, if it's
really wedged far up there, it's gotta be a lot louder.
There's an image for the wipe my finger off on

(59:42):
my nail, all right? That sounds bad anyway? I should
just shut the head up.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
All right, this is what we have up on time
wasters on the Bow and Them show page at Lounstar
ninety two to five dot com. While we wait for
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to announce who
is going to be inducting the class of twenty twenty five,
Bad Company members Paul Rodgers, Inside and Kirker are sharing
their thoughts bo on who they think should induct them.
Paul Rodgers says he doesn't want to insult anyone by

(01:00:07):
choosing just one person, but he did have some suggestions.

Speaker 18 (01:00:12):
Jimmy Page springs to mind, Robert Plant, Brian Johnson, Brian
may Slash, Sammy Hago, Lyndard Skinner got the entire end
up to inductors. They got me a wonderful wife, why
don't they induct us? Joe Elliott, Nils Loughwan, Brian Adams,
Paul Stanley see the problem. So maybe the rock Hole

(01:00:35):
should choose and surprise us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
In other words, Paul can't make up his mind. No,
he wants them all up on stage.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Did you know that Leonard Skinner, the guy from Leonard
skinnerd helped him find his wife, introduced.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Him to his wife.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
No, I did not know that's what he said there,
So yeah, maybe he should have Leonard Skinner the remaining
members do it right or.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Never speak to them again, depend on how the marriage
is going.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Very true bo the induction ceremony he's going to be
held on November eighth at the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles.
Neil Shawn has posted a new image with the words
Journey Beyond to his social media feeds. The caption on
Twitter simply reads into the future, and this has a
lot of people wondering if he's planning another Journey offshoot band.
Remember back in twenty eighteen he created Journey Beyond Time.

(01:01:21):
That band featured Neil Seawan along with past Journey band
members Greg Rawley, drummer Dean Castronova, and bassist Marco Mendoza.
So early betting right now is on a project similar
in nature to that. We have all the information and
his social media posts up on our page. Springsteen Delivered
Me from Nowhere, the film based on Warren Zane's twenty

(01:01:42):
twenty three book about the making of Bruce Springsteen's Nebraska,
will premiere at the New York Film Festival on September
twenty eighth and Springsteen is expected to attend along with
Jeremy Allen White, who plays Springsteen. And not just that,
Jeremy White sings. He sings during the show, during the movie,

(01:02:05):
and he actually sounds great. If you don't believe me,
check out the trailer that we have up on our page.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Well, I looked at the trailer and when he was
singing some notes, he looks really a lot like Bruce right.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
He did a lot of work. He worked with the
same vocal coach that Ronnie Mallick used for The Bohemian Rhapsody.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Yes Yeah, Sticks of Release forgive.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Me the second single and video off their new album,
Circling from Above. We have the video up for you,
and Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks teasing a new video
coming out tomorrow from their upcoming Buckingham Nick's reissue, which
is going to be out September twelfth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
We've got that video up as well.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
And finally, last night in Hollywood, Dallas, Cowboys owner Jerry
Jones walked the blue carpet at the premiere of the
new Netflix documentary America's Team The Gambler.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
And his Cowboys movie About Me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
We have the full trailer up for you to check out.
Boat played it earlier. You can check it out on
the Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety
two five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
If we're going down, we're going down in the blaze
of glory. Absolutely, you know it. Well, I don't know
about the glory part, but you know what I'm saying.
We ain't going down about a fight. Damn right, damn right.
Tell me something. Well, that's the end of a toy
Box Tuesday for today, which means tomorrow is Wednesday. And

(01:03:43):
what is Wednesday? It's Ask a Stuff Day, So of
course we're gonna need some questions so we can find
the answers to That's how it works. You give us
the questions, we find the answer for days that so
call you ask your Stuff outline to for eight six
six eighty six hundred and we'll play your question back

(01:04:04):
and answer it on the air. And of course we
will play choose your news.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
And there is no theme, no not this week according
to the calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
No theme this week. Well you kind of keep up
with that stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:04:15):
I will.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I won't remember anything about this show after I wake
up from my nowlage.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
I live by this lovely calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Yes, sir, yes, sir. So any suggestions on what we
talk about in the after show decomprission thing. See, that's
that's how we approach just about everything here on the
after show. Well, you don't won't talk about me. I
don't know. I won't talk about anything right now, I've

(01:04:45):
used all my words up. My lips are tired, my
brain is tired. Well that's what happens this show. It
may not be physically demanding, but mentally, Oh dear Jesus, now, yeah,
it can be a drain.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
He did get a request from a listener who emailed me.
They want the barbecue Bob Sesame Street Bus. They wanted
up on Facebook and Instagram and we'll have that up
after ten am.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
Bus joke, Yeah, okay, that's going up today on the
official Insta in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Face for loan Ce Sesame Street Bus jokes. Back to
school an oldie, but yeah, yes it is a gem.
Why has it gotten such more power here lately?

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Back to school, I guess so well, we do play
it every year for back to school, of course we do.
And I didn't get a chance to do it yesterday,
so I did it today. So there now. Of course
tomorrow during ASCO stuff Day, we'll also have traffic in
Bondage with Linda Ladd h ooh ooh ooh. But God

(01:05:50):
bless the skames that balances all the people that are
too good for the rest of it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
Yeah bo and I can't call her names because she
breaks out stuff like the shock caller on this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I know, you just gotta be careful, all right. So
we'll see you on the After show and see you
on the Show Nut Show tomorrow. I keep a joint
the ditches. Bye, Hot