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September 30, 2025 • 68 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Instead.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, why are you playing that song? You may think
it's clean your aquarium day? I thought that was back
in June. It was today. Is Marilyn McCoo of the
Fifth Dimensions eighty birthday? Okay, Oh you know i'd have
a reason for doing that. Of course you did.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
All right, Well, I gotta go ahead and tell you guys, anyway,
my aquarium is not inside my house right now. My
aquarium is sitting out in the sunshine, sterilized.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You let your.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Fish, they turned into muck. Yeah, you flush him down
to toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, well, just buy a new one. Well, good morning, y'all.
Morning Roberts. Today's another toy Box Tuesday. I'd have some
blast from the past you have requested, and I will
get to as many of them as I possibly can today.
And we got Sports of all sorts coming up from
the Rangers. Bruce Boche he's.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Gone out papers, but you know, I think they offered
him a office front office.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah yeah, but I don't know if he's gonna take
it or not.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
We'll tell you all about that. In Sports of all sorts,
of course, we got the freaking full file and we
have a chance for you to pick your ticket here's
between tickets to see Blue Oyster Colt in December, or
take us to see Don Felder Billy Bobbs this Saturday,
mister former Eagles, Right, oh yeah, as we celebrate today. Yes,

(02:05):
National Mud Pack Day. Mud pack like a facial mud
pack kind of thing. Have you ever had a muggy?

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
I have.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you wash your face before you go to bed
at night? Yeah? Well then what's the sense of getting
the mud packed?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
It?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
All the mud that they uses, a special mud draws
out all the impurities in your skills.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, oh, I got impurities all over my deal.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
And then they have the also the vampire blood facial
What hell the Kardashians do? What a blood on your face?
It sounds disgusting. Well they call it the vampire and blood.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You don't have to even kill anybody, you know, it's nasty.
It is National Love People Day. Oh a good idea,
but it depends on the people.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
It's hard to be Jesus because I can't love everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
There's some real pricks out there. I don't know, there's
some really annoying people out there. Today is Ask a
Stupid Question Day?

Speaker 7 (02:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Not around here, save your stupid question until tomorrow, since
tomorrow is asking stuff today. But just like I just said,
it depends on the people who asked.

Speaker 8 (03:08):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's time for yoga day. Oh wow, don't get me
in one of them downward dog positions because I won't
be getting up and I have too much stuff to
do today. Not a mistake for you to say it
is Orange shirt Day. As long as it's not burnt orange,

(03:30):
I'll wear that for you. Orange International Thunderbirds Day. No,
not that wine that used to make you puke when
you're in high school. It's that kids show in the
mid sixties with the Marionette. Yeah, look kind of creepy
in their mouth, like mile creepy.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
I totally watched that.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I did too too. There was another one called Supercar.
Do you remember a supercar?

Speaker 8 (03:54):
I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
This kid had a car that flew around and that
was basically the whole International Podcast Day. The thing is
that everybody with a mouth and a set of headphones
and a microphone as a podcast. That's very true. If
you can make money doing it, go ahead, but you
got to get the clients yourself.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
There's very few podcasts that are making lots and lots
of Kelsey Brothers do really well with our podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
It is chewing gum day.

Speaker 9 (04:22):
Yay.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's good as long as you don't get it in
your hair.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Except for beaching up because the flavor only lasts.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Even super bubble is like that.

Speaker 10 (04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Constantly spitting it out and putting another one in.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
It turns into kulk.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
The oldest known chewing gum consists of birch pitch found
in Sweden that dates back ten thousand years. Damn, I
was made famous by Santa Anna. Yes, the guy at
the Alamo.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Santa Anna brought I think this was an Aska stuff question?

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yes it was.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
He was the first person to bring chict gum to
the United States from Mexico.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay, so I bet the ship that he brought it
over on has a whole bunch of gums stuck up
underneath the counter.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Ship and it's all extra virgin olive oil. Day. No
where you get extra virgin olive oil from ugly really
really ugly olive All right? Good for this bet? We
call them ball and then choke Dallas Horse Classic Rock

(05:27):
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Speaker 4 (05:33):
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Speaker 2 (05:37):
And speaking of Rush, Getty Lee of Rush, who for
many years has moonlighted as our baseball analyst, shut down
to discuss this year's playoffs, starting with the best two
out of three wild Card round, which gets underway today.
Starting in the American League, the Cleveland Guardians host the
Detroit Tigers at twelve oh eight this afternoon, and Getty
says he think it's gonna be a tough series.

Speaker 11 (06:00):
Cleveland seems to be a team made up of good
pitching and unsung heroes, and the Tigers have a lot
of great hitters in their lineup, So I think it's
going to be really exciting. But I would not be
surprised if Cleveland broke Detroit's heart.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
But I think it's going to be close. Okay, Well,
we'll see how Getty's prediction comes out. The second game
in the American League has New York Yankees hosting the
Boston Red Sox. It's five to eight pm this afternoon.

Speaker 11 (06:27):
You've got Garrett Crochet and a whole lineup of good
hitters for the Boston Red Sox and On the Yankee side,
you've got the undeniable judge, Max Freed and the whole
host of others. Defense might play a part of it.
Yankees have not played great defense this year and under pressure.
We'll see if that's a difference maker. But I think

(06:49):
pretty evenly matched. But I give the Yankees edge.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
All right, go Yankees? What about the National League? In
the National League, the first game is at two to
eight this afternoon with Chicago Cubs hosting these and Diego Padres,
and Getty was quick to say he's pulling for the Cubs.
And the final game of the day has last year's
World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers hosting the Cincinnati Reds
at eight eight to nine.

Speaker 11 (07:12):
I gotta stick with the Dodgers to pitching is so deep. Yeah,
And just when you thought they couldn't score runs anymore,
their veterans like Freeman and Betts and all those guys
woke up.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Geddy Lee has a whole room that is bigger, twice
as big as this. It's when you all kinds of
baseball memorabiles amazing.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
It was featured on sixty Minutes and we actually have
the video of that up on the Bow and them
show page Bow.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Well, that's cool. You can see it for yourself.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Speaking of baseball, Bruce Bochi is out gone.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Bochi will not.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Return as manager of the Texas Rangers after a three
year stint that began with the franchises first World Series
championship in twenty twenty three, before of course missing playoffs
on not having a winning record in both seasons since then.
The Rangers announced last night that the team and Bochie
mutually agreed to end his managerial tenure in Texas. Bochi

(08:11):
has been offered a front office role to stay in
an advisory capacity, but it's not clear if he's going
to accept that. There's talk bow that he may return
to manage the San Francisco Giants since they fired their
manager yesterday as well.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
San Francisco, he was very successful there.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
The move to remove Bochie came a day after the
Rangers finished eighty one and eighty one. That was the
first five hundred record ever for the franchise that began
as the Washington Senators in nineteen sixty one before moving
to Texas in nineteen seventy two, and a first for
Bochie in twenty eight seasons overall, managing San Diego, San
Francisco and Texas. Bochie was at the end of the

(08:52):
three year contract that he got when Chris Young, one
of his former pitchers, hired him after the Rangers' sixth
consecutive losing season. Bochi went two hundred and forty nine
wins to two hundred and thirty seven losses with the Rangers.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh oh, oh oh. So you say he might get
a front off his job.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yes, he might, or he may go back to San
Francisco and be a manager there, depends on what he
feels like doing.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Eighty one and eighty one. That's about as average as
you can Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I think he should keep managing and even coaching. Maybe
we'll see elsewhere. In Major League Baseball, Seventy one point
four million souls flocked to the ballparks this season.

Speaker 12 (09:32):
Not bad.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Attendance at Major League Baseball games at seventy one point
four million is the third year in a row that
attendance has risen. It's the first time that's happened since
two thousand and five to two thousand and seven. And
it comes to two teams, the Rays and the Athletics.
They're drawing folks in and both playing in their home
seasons and stadiums built for minor league teams.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Well, the Athletics aren't playing at home.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, they don't even have a home.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Exactly, They're waiting for their home to be built in
Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, they're going to like the lower baseball. He's going,
excuse us, Can we come in and years your venue
in police. Also, now that the regular season in baseball
is all over, it's time for teams to shuffle their
rosters and their front offices.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yes, and their manager.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
We'll see what happened.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
San Francisco Giants wasted no time firing bat manager Bob Melvin.
He had an eighty one eighty one season and that
ended with the Giants not making the postseason. Minnesota Twins
are shaking things up too. They fired manager Rocco Baldelli
after a seventy to ninety two season, ending his seven
year tenure that included three American League Central titles.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well, Sunday Night Football had some highs and lows, but
ended somewhere in between when the Cowboys and the Packers
tied at forty a piece. I just hate that.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
I know.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Here's what a fan from Midlands did right now, you
don't know how to feel. Usually you walk out of
the game. If you lose, you go ah. If you win,
you're like yeah. But now it's more like, huh, what
happened there? You don't play the game for tie, said
Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott. Right now, it's tough for me,
but I guess ten years in, the first time I've
ever been a part of is kind of a hard

(11:08):
thing to wrap my head around. Like we told you yesterday,
the Cowboys say the last time that team tied was
in nineteen sixty nine against Cleveland Browns. Now twenty fifteen,
NFL regular season rules give both teams the opportunity to
possess the ball at least once during overtime. At the
end of a ten minute overtime session, if the score

(11:31):
is still tied, the game ends in a tie, which
it never should be a tie. It used to be
like sudden death.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
The first team to score won the game, and a
lot of people didn't think that was fair.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Well, it's true, it's not, and that's why I still
say they should do it like college football Now. The
NFL says the rule changed in part for player safety,
but fans aren't happy.

Speaker 12 (11:51):
About it.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
They feel the need for closure and want a winner
or a loser after four hours of footby I agree,
and you can't blame them. It was a doubleheader last night.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
On Monday Night Football, the Miami Dolphins hosted the New
York Jets in a primetime divisional contest, with Miami coming
away with a twenty seven to twenty one win. Despite
that positive result, though much of the focus for Miami
is going to be on Tyreek Hill's status. The star
wide receiver went down with a gruesome leg injury early

(12:23):
in the third quarter. He was taken to a local
hospital in an ambulance. One part of his leg went
one way and the other part went the other way.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I showed you in the video early my god, Oh
my god, looking at it.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Miami's offense didn't look as smooth after his exit, but
had enough to hold on for that win despite a
late New York Jets push. Then after that game, the
Denver Broncos and Cincinnati Bengals faced off. Denver ended Week
four's Monday Night football doubleheader with a twenty eight to
three home route of Cincinnati in a game that really

(12:55):
never showed signs of being closed at all.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
That was around always get as handed to him.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Fifty eight year old retiree Tom Sillo, former powerlifter, who
decided to chase his dream of playing college football by
walking on at Division three Lycombing College in Williamsport, Pennsylvania,
has actually signed at fifty eight a very fitting nil deal.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Fifty eight and in college just to play football. You
got a hand.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
How awesome is that he signed a deal with Asper Cream?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh you know what?

Speaker 4 (13:30):
That stuff works on my ankle and knee. Asper Cream
is the bond it is.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
I think is better than Ben Gay over the counter
pain relief product Asper Cream.

Speaker 8 (13:40):
A lot of older people use it.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
It's the first nil deal that the company has done,
and it makes Silla the oldest player to sign an
nil deal. Sillo will receive a four year supply of
Asper Cream shipped to his house as part of the deal.
How nice, and the.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Mailman said, much be an old guy, you know, LSU
the Tigers they have an old guy in the marching
band this year. Yes, s year, Yeah, like sixty six
years old.

Speaker 8 (14:05):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
And Texas A and M University is mourning the loss
of one of its most cherished symbols, Miss Revelle the ninth,
known as the First Lady of Aggieland, passed away last
Saturday due to complications from pneumonia. Okay, this is not
the one with the patch. No, no, no, that's Revelle ten.
She's still around. Looks like seared me. Revere nine served

(14:29):
as the university's official mascot from May twenty fifteen until
her retirement in April twenty twenty one. She was cared
for by the staff at the Stevenson Companion Animal Life
Care Center and the Texas A and M Small Animal
Teaching Hospital. Texas A and M shared a tribute, calling
her a lasting symbol of the school's values. According to

(14:50):
the university, the Revelee mascot line stretches back to nineteen
thirty one. Yeah does elicited these campus traditions. Campus tradition
says that if Revelee barks in class, the professor can
dismiss the class.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
I might go away awesome.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
And if Miss Revelee falls asleep on a cadet's bed,
that cadet is required to find somewhere else to sleep
because she out ranks. And that is true. It is true.
It has been that way for years. All right, get
ready to freak a full file neck all all that
Dallas Forward's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Y'all

(15:31):
coming up toy box Tuesday. Here request for something we
hadn't played in a while, but I'm not going to
tell you what it is. Quick ya, now it's time
for the ever popular freaking fool file. A Ryanair flight
from Milan, Italy to London had to make an emergency
landing after quote strange passengers began freaking out and trying

(15:54):
to dispose of their passports in a bizarre way while
everybody just sat there and watched. Essentially, the flight took
off and fifteen to twenty minutes into the flight, once
the seat belt sign was off, something strange happened at
the front of the plane, according to a passenger. According
to him, one of the men tore out the pages

(16:14):
of his passport and proceeded to eat them, causing everyone
to freak out. Now, why would you eat the pages
of your passport? Because you can't go to many other
countries unless you have that.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Well, when he lands in London, he's gonna have to
go through customs and show his passport.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh man, Well, everybody freaked out about that his partner
in crime then high tailed it to the other end
of the aircraft and attempted to flush his passport down
the toilet. Oh my gosh, are these guys fugitives or something?
It would scare me that they were doing that. A
flight attendant banged on the door and pleaded with him

(16:53):
to open it, but he refused to unlock the bathroom door.
At that point, the pilots decided to divert the flight
to Paris, France, and upon arrival, French authorities boarded the
crab and arrested the two men. They were arrested by
Pepi Pubo. Y'all need to stay away from him guming
before you go on a fly. Oh yeah, especially Bo Roberts,

(17:16):
All right, Bo.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
A joke from a Texas police officer turned into a
real life chase.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
And it all started with a horse. Okay, hear me out.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
The mounted patrol unit of the luve It Police Department
performed a routine stop on a man seen walking in
the middle of the street instead of on the sidewalk,
and this happened in broad daylight.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
The officers believe.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
The man was acting strangely and thought he might be
under the influence of narcotics. So they asked him if
they could search his pockets. The man refused, and that's
when one of the officers joked, that's cool, I've got
a narcotic smelling horse right here. Apparently the suspect didn't

(17:57):
think it was a joke, bo and so he bolted
down an alley. But with zero horsepower, he wasn't going
to be able to outrun the horse. Here's the video, Bocephus, Oh,
look at this. So the officer caught up to and
placed him under arrest. He's charged with evading arrest and
tampering with evidence. And if there was such a charge

(18:18):
of being gullible dumb ass, he'd be charged with that too.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
There's a video on the officer's body cam.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
There's a video for everything these days, drug sniffing horses.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
And I like that. I like a video to show
stuff that would be dumb.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I didn't know that. See it works like this.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
If the horse smells drugs, he's going to take a
huge dump right there on the asphalt. In speaking of animals,
people for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are calling for
a criminal investigation into a teacher at a Texas high
school This is at Alfred High School, y'all know where. Decatur,
Texas is a few miles north of there. An advanced

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animal science teacher at Albert allegedly brought in four kittens
that were born to.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Her own cast story.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Oh yeah, and fed them to the snake that they
had there on the science run.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
They only fed one to thee The class freaked out,
Well do you blame the tears? That's horrible. Why would
you do that in front of your class. That's a
sick teacher.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh yeah, she wanted to you know, god, almost as
crazy as people on airline flights.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
But the incident came.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
To light after a student who was very upset took
home the remaining and surviving kittens. Unfortunately, those little kittens
passed away anyway.

Speaker 8 (19:36):
They didn't have the proper care. The students in the
class say.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
The teacher told them she had more pregnant cats at
home and had fed kittens to snakes before.

Speaker 8 (19:43):
Because you can't save them all. Yeah, well you don't
have to feed them to snakes either.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well in front of your class, Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (19:52):
It's traumatizing.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
The school superintendent was not happy, says the teachers inexperienced
educator and an animal lover that has apologized she has
removed all snakes from her Albert High classroom.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Probably a good mood.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, I think it probably was a good man. That
story disgusted me when I saw Can you just imagine
seeing that.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Oh man, I would be traumatized. I would have my
PTS post traumatic stress from that.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well here's a fire and brimstone. Preacher Oh yeah in
Honduras has ignited a heated online debate after asking a
member of his congregation to hand over his land to
the church by divine command. Oh here we go again
any In a video, horse Hey Pampa, evangelical pastor can

(20:41):
be seen pressuring a local parishioner to sign over his
property to the church as a test of true faith
that would ultimately see him rewarded greatly. Speaking in front
of his congregation, Papa tells the confused man that God
spoke to him directly the other ordering him to tell

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the parishioner that the Lord wanted him to give up
his land and give it to the church, which will
be managed by me, your pastor.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Why does the God from Hondura sound like he's from Corsicana.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
That's because he's from Annis. Despite the man's evident hesitation
to answer the request, the pastor continues to pressure him,
claiming that he would only be giving God what was
already his, and that the preacher himself would take care
of the property for God. Of course he would, now,
he said, God spoke to me last night. Tell him

(21:36):
I gave him life, I gave him children, and I
can give him more than he has if he gives
that land to the Lord. To the Lord. However, there's
no word if the guy was stupid enough to give
up his property to the pastor or not. But if
we hear something, we'll sure let you know.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Hey, coming up next hour, you don't want to miss out.
You get to pick your ticket. Choose between tickets to
see Blueyster Coulton December at the Longhorn Ballroom, or you
can pick tickets to see Don Felder formerly of the
Eagles this Saturday at Billy Bob's bo has a fun
way for you to win coming up around seven to
fifty right here on the Bow and Them show on
Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five

(22:14):
Dallas fort Worth's.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two five. It's always been
one of my favorite David Bowie songs. Oh yeah, that
My favorite is fashion I have. I like that one.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
I like that Queen Bitch.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah. By the way, tomorrow, yes, what day it is.
It's Aska's Stuff Day tomorrow. So if you've got a question,
and I'm sure you do, call the Aska Stuff Hotline.
Leave it there two on four eight six six eighty
six hundred and we'll play Choose your News, so you'd
pick your ticket in there is a theend. That's right.
The calendar says so so well, I'm not arguing with

(22:49):
any calendar. I shouldn't. This is gospel, my god, rip sure, okay,
I still get requests for this every so often. A
comedy duo Pinkered and Bout we had him on the
show many many times. Of course, Sandy Pinkard passed away
earlier this year, but Richard Bowden was in here and

(23:10):
he told his story, and every so often I get
a request for the frozen hot Dog story. So here
you go.

Speaker 12 (23:20):
I've never been big on going to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
No.

Speaker 12 (23:24):
Pinred Bowden first got together.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
You know, we had this limousine that we traveled in
a long black one looked like Lbj's car. Yeah, And
we pulled like a thirty foot airstream trailer. Yeah, looked
like rich fruit pickers, you know. Anyway, but it was
cool because that trailer served as our dressing room and

(23:45):
had accommodations if we were.

Speaker 12 (23:48):
In a hurry.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah like that.

Speaker 12 (23:49):
Anyway, we were up.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
In Jefferson City, Missouri, and we'd played a gig up there,
and I had come down with a pretty serious case
of hemorrhoids the piles. Yes, So I basically rode from
Jefferson Missouri to high Point, North Carolina on my knees
in the back seat. It hurt so bad. Got back

(24:11):
to Nashville, where I was living, and went to my doctor.
He checked it out and he said, yeah, you have
a pretty good case of internal hemorrhoids. And I said, well,
what can we do about it? And he said, well,
we can go in there and cut a mountain.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I said, what else, got any other suggestions?

Speaker 7 (24:30):
Yeah, and he said well, he said there is another
technique where they freeze them.

Speaker 12 (24:37):
I said, well, how do they do that?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
And he said, well, they take this frozen probe and
they put it up in there, and what it does
is it freezes that tissue and it'll slough off and
form new tissues.

Speaker 12 (24:49):
He said, well what else?

Speaker 7 (24:53):
He said, Well, other than that, there's not much you
can do other than any chance you get.

Speaker 12 (25:00):
Keep your butt elevated, keep your feet higher.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Up than your butt, and let's uh, let's the blood
running backwards. Yeah, and they'll shrink that way. All right,
I said, I'm gonna have to study about this. So
I went home. I got to thinking and I had
a buddy, a songwriter friend, that had one of those
gravity inversion machines.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, so like an American jigg little Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
So I asked him if I could borrow that and
he said sure, and I took it over to the
house and I went down the store and that got
me a package of Oscar myrs and I pop.

Speaker 12 (25:34):
One of them in the freezer.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Wait a minute, I'm not sure what this is going.

Speaker 12 (25:39):
Well, this is absolute truth.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
So I froze one of these hot dogs and I
got on that gravity machine. No you didn't, and I
popped that little Oscar meren twice. The only thing is
I never operated this gravity thing and it had a
bunch of notches in it. Now going, well, I want
to which not set's supposed to be. So I'll just

(26:02):
start at this notch and if that ain't right, well
I'll move it until I find the right place. What
I didn't know was the notch I was in when
I threw my weight backwards, Yeah, thing turned upside down.

Speaker 12 (26:15):
It kept going. So there I was.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
Hanging like a fishing line from this thing with a
frozen hot dog in my heine.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
And I couldn't get down.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
And how do you explain that if somebody walks, you
don't want to be found like that?

Speaker 7 (26:33):
And I was naked to boot so lucky my wife
was upstairs at home, so I was hollering at her,
you know, she comes down there and there I am,
you know, hanging by my ankles with this hot dog
in place, and I just I couldn't get it get
off of that anyway. She helped me, and I finally

(26:58):
got off of it. And a couple of months later,
my mom came up to visit us in Nashville, and
of course I'd taken that hot dog and wrapped it
up and ran around put it in back in the freezer.

Speaker 13 (27:10):
There.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
I didn't want to waste a bunch of hot dogs.
And she'd been there two or three days and she
asked me why. I said, what what's that hot dog
doing there? My wife said, well, it's kind of a
long story, but just don't eat it. Okay it But
the thing of it is it worked, work, and h

(27:33):
when I found the right notch on the gravity inversion machine, well, uh,
you know, I would go in there and I'd hang
upside down for a while. We let little puppy in there,
and uh, sure.

Speaker 12 (27:46):
What's for dinner?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Hot dog?

Speaker 12 (27:48):
Sure enough?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
You know.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
A week or so later I quit having the problem,
and but I kept that hot dog just in case.

Speaker 12 (27:56):
It was a flare of anytime I can feel things
going south to.

Speaker 7 (28:04):
Speak, yeah you anyway, I'd go and Aaron Poppett sucker.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'll never eat a carny dog again. Armor kids.

Speaker 7 (28:24):
But it actually did work, and I referred to it
as a homopathic cure.

Speaker 12 (28:31):
Show.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Wait, I remember, what's your face? Her? It escapes me?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Right, I'm afraid to say, just call her honey, sweetheart, darling.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Now, darling is a perfectly respectable way to talk to
a woman from the South. Baby is kind of like
who you you pervert? You know, the darling darling? Because
I called my kids.

Speaker 12 (28:57):
Darling.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
You said that to a lot of listeners here that
will call it. He thank you for calling darling.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Because it's a polite way to speak to a woman.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
It is.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
I think it's a nice expression.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
And if there's anything about Bill Roberts that you should know,
it's he's very polite.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
What shout am not?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Okay, I'm r record. Oh it was destroyed a long
time ago. I heard that. Okay. You know what we
hadn't done in a while is new world records. Oh,
that's right, because records are made to be broken. That
they are, and there are some new world records in
the world today. Okay, give them to us both. For example,

(29:37):
a Canadian politician preparing to retire celebrated her time in
office by wearing three hundred and sixty neckties at the
same time, breaking a Guinness World record in the process.
There was a record for that already. It seemed like
three hundred and sixty neckties. It seemed like you choked
to death, yeah, for sure. National Assembly of Member Mara Risgwi,

(30:02):
who announced this year that she will not seek reelection
in twenty twenty six, celebrated her tenure in office by
attempting a Guinness World Record on the Canadian TV series
Info Man. She had to beat the record of three
hundred and thirty set by Brazilian David Aricido Dosanno's a rojo.
I don't even know if I got that right. You

(30:22):
were spot on, but that was in twenty twenty three.
It took forty eight minutes for this woman to reach
the previous record, with her face just barely showing through.
I bet she captured the title by putting on thirty
more neckties and now she's the champion. That's just crazy
that there's even a record for that, right, And here's

(30:43):
another one that's not the only Guinness World record that
was broken recently. A sixty four year old man named
Attolis Vallatonos from Cyprus reclaimed a Guinness World Record by
balancing five hundred and eleven wineglasses on his head for
fifty seconds. Now, just try to pick to that in
your mind. Now, this guy is a professional glass dancer. Answer,

(31:09):
that's what he claims. Okay, Well, he got the record
with five hundred and eleven wineglasses on his head for
fifteen seconds. Try to replace that in your mind.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Here's what it looks like kind of sort of, this
is the start of the competition.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
That boy neck gonna break. He's got like a he's
got some plywood in between each line, five hundreds. It
weighed one hundred and thirty nine pounds ow. The block
was then lifted by a forklift until he could stand
underneath the weight of five hundred and eleven glasses without
any of them falling.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Oh man, clean it up after he falls.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Right, Wait a minute, room, there's more. Christian Roboto Lopez Rodriguez,
a serial Guinness World Record breaker from Spain. I guess
he's the David Rush of Spain. He defeated one of
his own titles by running three hundred and twenty eight
feet backwards in sixteen and a half seconds while wearing

(32:10):
women's high heel. Oh my god, I didn't know there
was a record for that. He broke the record for
the fastest one hundred meters backwards in high heels, which
he previously set himself at twenty point oh five seconds
during an appearance on Spanish TV. The record keeping organization's
rules for the record required Ward Vegas' shoes is to

(32:33):
have heels at least two point seven inches and be
no wider than point five to nine inches at the tip.
Look at that going yes. Can you imagine somebody just
pulls up and say, what the hell is wrong with him?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
It's an ugly look because he's got socks on with
his high he come on, fashion police, that's a note together.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
He's a man.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
He don't know that.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
It sounds like something you'd seen or Charlie Chaplin movie.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
It kind of does. Here's another one, a guy in flippers.
Oh you missed it, flippers flippers. Rodriguez currently holds more
than eighty Guinness World Record titles, including the fastest four
hundred meters in clogs, the fastest one hundred meters wearing
flip flops. That's the one you just saw, the fastest
mild traveled why balancing a pool queue on a finger,

(33:22):
the fastest one hundred meters carrying an egg on a
spoon in his mouth, and the fastest fifty meters backwards
wearing swim fins. Hey that David rd uh huh, Yeah,
not a while man. Speaking of Godzilla, Yeah, did you
know there is one building in Tokyo that Godzilla in

(33:43):
the movies never tore down? You told us this and
did you not.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
The Imperial Palace out of risk the royal family?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, don't want to dishonor no, no, want no royal
family on your ass. I'll tell you. By the way,
Tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day, So if you've got
a question, call the Ask the Stuff hotline two and
four eight six six eighty six hundred and Boner was
on the phone and he has something to inform us about.

Speaker 14 (34:12):
I woke up this morning and I was thinking about sex,
and I thought of this story, and I thought they
might find it amusing. I don't know if Boe or
Ann or any of them are in a relationship, but
I didn't know if they knew about the three stages
of sex in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Okay, what are the three stages of sex?

Speaker 14 (34:31):
The free stages of sex? Well, the first stage is
house sex. You're all into your partner, any room, no hole,
far pardon the pun. You know, anything goes that goes
on for a while. In the second stage is bedroom sex.
You know you're still into each other, you really enjoy
each other, but you pretty much combine.

Speaker 12 (34:51):
It to the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
And then the.

Speaker 14 (34:53):
Third stage, after some indeterminate periodidyme is hall six and
that's where you pass each other in the holidays.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I kind of figured that they just because I heard that.
Which stage are you at.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
In the car?

Speaker 14 (35:09):
Mouth shut?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, I don't want to get you in trouble.

Speaker 14 (35:14):
I want to get you in.

Speaker 12 (35:15):
Trouble, y'all.

Speaker 14 (35:17):
We're talking to us where on our way to Dallas again?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
All right, We'll have a good one and be safe,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Burner was on the other day and he was talking
about a stripper named Sandy Valley.

Speaker 8 (35:32):
Remember Bony, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (35:35):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
We were doing something about names or something.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Names because he's an insurance guy and it was a
real stripper's name, it was.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
And then he also had one named Bambi.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah, Bambi real name, and he handled insurance claims to
these people.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
That was their god given name on the form.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
The birth certificate. I once saw a stripper and they
introduced her as Unicorn. Stayed, no, Unicorn. Well, when I
think of sex, I think of unicorn. Well, you know
she's horny, I guess.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
So.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
So okay, coming up, we're going to give away those
blue Oyster Colt tickets we were talking about, and uh,
you will have to identify a movie. We're gonna play
fraction Flickers and it's a movie that debuted on September thirtieth.
Oh okay, all right, and that's when a lot of
horror movies comes out because it's the last day of

(36:32):
September before that's when Halloween gets going. So you're gonna
have to identify that, and good luck. But there's a
clue in there. Also, I got a request for Barbecue
Bob's Visitor's Guide to the Metroplex. Oh yeah, and we
haven't played this in a while, so why not.

Speaker 13 (36:55):
Give a little Visitors are a company, and we hope
you have a good time while here. However, here's a
few tidbits of enfold to help you thrive and survive
while you're on our soil.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Listen and learn.

Speaker 13 (37:07):
It's Barbecue Bob's Visitor's Guide to the metropleals. First of all,
for Worth is easy enough, but it's pronounced tall Us,
not dal Us. Now you go south on forty five, apiece,
and you'll come to a town that ain't pronounced Mexia.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
It's pronounced like the stringy stuff under my hat.

Speaker 13 (37:24):
Mahar South on thirty five, and you'll come to Wauksahatchie,
not waxa hatchie. There's Lancaster and Lancaster, one's the street,
one's a town. I get confused which is which, so
let's move on. There's a street in Madison. It's called
a rapple hole, not ara pel. If you can't pronounce
it right, use belt line. Belt Line, by the way,
is everywhere. It has no beginning to know end. No

(37:47):
matter where you are, belt line is close by. Also,
just because he was a peaceful, non violent man, it
ain't a good idea to take the leisurely stroll on
Martin Luther King Boulevard after dark, especially if you're of
the caucage and persuasion. You know what I mean, I
think you do. Other shortcuts to an ass woodmen to
include asking anyone on Shingleton Boulevard if thinking break a

(38:10):
hundred bad mouth and Tom landring. Also making fun of
stepsons in the stockyard.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Did not a good idea.

Speaker 13 (38:17):
Remember always checked for an Adam's apple when hitting on
a gal in the Oklahn Cedar Springs area. And if
you drop your keys there, kick them all the way
to Inwood before you've been down and get them, unless,
of course, that intrigues your curiosity.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 13 (38:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now forget traffic rooms everywhere else around here,
we just hold on kid between the ditches and prey
more than Rush Iris four am to eleven am, even
in Rush ires two pm to eleven pm, and Friday's
Rush Iris starts Thursday at noon. If you want to
go from playing Old to Duncanville playing on about a
half a day's trip, don't stop at a yellow light

(38:54):
unless you just want to get rear ended and end
up with whiplash. Hope you light construction and lane closures,
because it's a way of life around here, And if
you're planning on driving a lot on Central Expressway, your
middle finger's gonna get real tired.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Now, if you decide you want to wander around the
grass and Old, keep.

Speaker 13 (39:11):
In mind that you ain't gonna find any new evidence
that ain't already been found, tag stored, and studied, so
don't expect to crack the JFK case.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
But there's some clever.

Speaker 13 (39:21):
Little scrawlings and scribbles on the back of that fence
up yonder and hey, fellas, no matter how cute, sweet,
nice and attentive and interested in you, shee seems that
cute little philiate Baby Dolls ain't gonna give half a.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Rat sash about you. Once you lap dance, money runs out.

Speaker 13 (39:36):
Well there you go, Hope I helped you heat know them,
learn them, Lift them, Barichie Bobbs Visitors Guide to the Metroplex.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
If you don't survive, don't say I didn't long y.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
You, Bob.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Pick your ticket Little Oyster cultner Don Felder next on
the Bowland, Then show Dallas Hoor's classic rock lone Star
ninety two. Speaking of breakfast, ain't somebody's supposed to bring
us some bagels around eight thirty this morning.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Dan's Bagels is gonna bring us some bagels, some cream, cheese,
all words in honor of Taylor Swift's new album.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Well, if you can't celebrate Taylor Swift's new album, then
you ain't worth of Danielle. I'll take a sparkle bagel.
You just take what they bring us. That's what we'll do. Okay,
it's time to pick your ticket. You can choose between
tickets to see Blue Oyster Cult in December at the
Longhorn Ballroom, or you're gonna have tickets to see former

(40:34):
Eagle Don Felder at Billy Bob's this Saturday. Of course,
whichever one you don't pick goes into the ticket window
at eight forty. And like I told you earlier, we're
going to play fractioned flickers.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Now, this is a movie that was released on September thirtieth,
the last day of September, and it kind of gets
everybody ready for the Halloween season. So this is kind
of a germ movie. You call me a two one
four or eight one seven seven, eight seven one nine
two five, and pay attention because there's a clue that

(41:08):
gives it away inside this Okay, And you wouldn't want
to see this movie because it's scary. I don't like
scary movie, right, two one four, eight one seven seven
eight seven one nineteen five. Name the Skurm movie that
came out on September thirtieth.

Speaker 11 (41:24):
I know you're nervous.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I just want to have a chat. I'm seeing something
no one else can see except for me. Smiling at me. Oh, yesterday,
a patient in your care died brutally in front of you.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
You're you're going to.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Run Today's my fourth day.

Speaker 10 (41:50):
I am not gonna keep running it.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I have to face it.

Speaker 10 (41:56):
Something really bad happened. My name is doctor Rose Catterr.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
What do you want from me? Why is it that
everybody else who's seen it just dead in your life?

Speaker 10 (42:09):
Carl, I am not going to keep running.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I have to feat it.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Only in theaters and get tickets there. Ah, did I
get it?

Speaker 8 (42:23):
Yes, you sure did.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
There was a hint in the movie. Tod was a
hint and thank you bo. Sure and you're right. I'll
never see this movie. Come on, girl, it was a
really good, scary movie and the sequel was just as
good too. All right, some of you will probably get
it right off the bad I'll say, within the first three.
Bone them, shoe bon them. Show tell me what movie

(42:46):
that was?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Is the Ring?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Now? That was a good movie. It was scary movie
where she walking to my car afterwards? Girl was creepy man.
Bone of them, Show tell me what movie that was.
I haven't heard it yet.

Speaker 14 (43:02):
I'm dreaming. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
When I play it again, I play it again. Hold
on a second, here, let me get it. Hold on,
wait a minute, damn it, here you go. You hang up, lady,
hand on. Let me let me shut it back up
and I'll play it one more time. Here you go.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
I know you're nervous.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
There's one. I have a chat.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I'm seeing something no one else can see except for me.
It's smiling at me. Yesterday a patient in your care
died brutally in front of you. Today is my fourth day.

Speaker 10 (43:51):
I am not gonna keep running.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I have to face it.

Speaker 10 (43:57):
Something really bad happened. My name is doctor Rose Cotter.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
What do you want from me?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Why is it that everybody else who's seen it just
dead in your life?

Speaker 10 (44:10):
Carl, I am not going to keep running. I have
to feace it.

Speaker 12 (44:21):
On in theaters and get tickets there.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Okay, come on, this is easy?

Speaker 10 (44:25):
Is it? Smile?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
It is a smile. I got it right when I
heard snipe.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
I know.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
That's why I put that in there, so we wouldn't
be here for an hour trying to get a winner. Okay,
I got two questions for you. First of all, who
is this key?

Speaker 13 (44:41):
I miss?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Teddy? Okay, Kenny, which tickets do you want? You want
the Blue arch Ocult tickets or you want the Don
Felder tickets? Just a moment, let me get my I've
got a crappy radio. Let me turn it down. I
always try to see you guys in, but it's all
static because I'm upstairs in the classroom. Okay, standing classroom.
I will pay, I will pay, Oyster, Okay, blue Horse

(45:03):
the cult it is. That means we'll have Don Felder
tickets in the eight forty ticket window. Hold on, miss
Kelly and we shall hook you up right way to
go where Miss Kelly? Right there?

Speaker 4 (45:11):
I want to see Sammy Hagar in concert in Vegas. Well,
lone Star ninety two five wants to send you there.
Sammy Hagar returning to the Doby Live at Park MGM
with is the best of all world's Las Vegas residency
next year. And if you want to go for free,
just tap the contest tab when you're listening to us

(45:31):
on the free iHeartRadio app to enter just like miss
Kelly was, and make sure you make Lone Star ninety
two five number one on your present Sammy Hagar in
Vegas from Iinheart and Lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Have you know I have who look in my car
right now? That's a very smart thing to have.

Speaker 12 (45:52):
Just in case.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Boy, Lone Star ninety two to five, Okay, got a
little something from the toy box. As soon as I
I heard the Beatles, I was hooked. I tried to
suck up everything music like a sponge and there were
all kinds of band and then there was this band
called Roxy Music. Yeah, and I never was a really
big fan. But we had Brian Ferry of Roxy Music

(46:16):
on a couple of years wow, and he had turned
eighty years old over the weekend, so I thought we'd
play our interview with Brian Ferry of Roxy Music. All Right, Hi, Hi, Hi,
We're good. And I'm just sitting here thinking when I
knew we're fixing to talk to you, is Roxy music
really fifty years old? I'm getting liver spots busting out

(46:38):
on my skin just thinking about it.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
That's what they tell me, but I can't believe it myself.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Well, you were there, you would be the first one.

Speaker 11 (46:45):
No.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Yeah, it's great. It's a long time, it's something coming
out to celebrate and it's going to be fun.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Roxy music, to me, I thought was kind of ahead
of its time a little bit, a little bit because
it was kind of like it was a little bit
new wave before the phrase was even out, because you
had to have punk first. New wave and rocky music
was kind of a record breaker. I mean, you guys
kind of started the whole thing. Whether you really realize

(47:13):
that or not.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Well, we were just doing what felt like the right
thing to do. And the first album we did in
seventy two, that was the first record any of us
had made, and we were very excited to make it.
We've rehearsed it for quite a while before and worked
out what we wanted to do, and we'd all been
interested in different kinds of music, and all those influences

(47:36):
I think came into that record. And even though it
seemed like I guess it seemed fresh and like a
new thing, it was based on lots of things from
the past which we had collage together and which all
the influences were very important to us. I think R
and B and jazz and so on and so forth.
That's what made it interesting.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
They described it as art rock glam rock.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Can you love to experiment with music, Brian, and I
know that you've experimented with American standards. You've done a
lot of covers of American Standards. Is there any sound
out right now that you and your bandmates would like
to experiment with?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Well, I don't know. There's always something new to try,
different textures and trying different things, putting different things together.
And we've always liked electronic things, you know, and trying
to make things to sound a little bit different. And
from the from the beginning, we use like tape loops
and sound effects and all kinds of stuff. And I

(48:35):
think all the people in the band have distinct personalities,
I think, and that was the important thing, and that's
what's have to make us an interesting collection of people.
Of each one of the band has a sound and
like a personality in music.

Speaker 9 (48:52):
And earlier both mentioned that Rocks and Music very influential band.
And I was looking at some of the video of
you guys when you as first started back in seventy two,
and I do believe you guys are still influencing bands
to this day. Are you familiar with the Italian rock
band called Monuskin.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
No, I haven't heard them.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
You should take a look at them, because if you
look at the video that you guys did in seventy
two and the stuff they're doing right now, it's like
Roxy music reincarnated.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
No, that's good, I look up for that. We did
that first video at the Rock College of Art Film School,
which yeah up the road here from my studio and
like the students there helped make it and stuff. It
was really exciting that just today, I've been working with
some of the guys who are working on the visuals

(49:44):
for the tour, and hopefull you're going to capture some
of the elements.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Now Roxy Music is touring for the first time in
eleven years. Is Saint Vincent going to open the shows
for you?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and it's always great to have
a female artist.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Well, see, I asked that because she's a local girl.
She went to Lake Islands High School here. Roxy Music
is coming to the American Airline Center Friday, September twenty
third of next year. But it's gonna be great because
I haven't seen I saw you guys one time in
New Orleans in the seventies, and that's the last time
I've seen you. So I'm looking to see how you
guys have evolved. Ah.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Well, I'll hope there'll be something you like. I mean,
it's difficult when you have such a long career, you know,
to put the setlist together because you want to kind
of make it a good representation of all the different
albums we've made, you know. So yeah, hopefully there'll be
something there for everyone.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Here's something that I heard that you got to watch
free movies when you were a kid because your mom
made tea for the projectionist. Tell me that's true.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Yeah, yeah, tea and savwiches she did.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
How could you turn that down? It's worth a free movie.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
It was a great story. We had free movies. It
was a very uncomfortable cinema, like like that movie Cinema Parodis.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
So you know, like yes, oh yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
It was the local fleet kind of thing and incredibly
nice people and it's so great for me as a
as a kid to be able to go and see
movies for free.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Well, now, I had a great aunt that used to
play the piano and organ for silent movies at the
Palace Theater my hometown. Of course, it was way before
I was born, but that's what made me think of that.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah, and then later when I kind of when I
grew up, my band was called after a movie theater Roxy.
You know, we looked for all the different names of
theaters which were kind of interesting of cinemas, you know,
which they had names that didn't really mean anything like Odeon,
colmant Ara Mound. Yeah, that's kind of Solt of the

(51:52):
names and Roxy. I said, oh, that's a good name.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
I knew you were into jazz too. Who is your favorite?
Because I'm a big Miles Davis fan and living in
New Orleans. I mean, of course I got into the
Dixie land.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Who do you like?

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Well, my great favorite was Charlie Parker, who played with
Miles Davis, and I used to kind of memorize his
solos at the age of eleven. Most the first EP
I bought it was called the Magnificent Charlie Parker. It
was like a quintet with him and Miles Davis, and
it was so incredible and I learned kind of every

(52:28):
note of that record. Wow, I didn't have I had
some seventy eight people like Fat Stomino and Elbows and
Little Richard of course, and lots of great seventy eight
I had.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
By the way, for you young folks, seventy eight. So
it was a record. Records were black things with a
hole in the middle, just so.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Used to spin around.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Well, Brian Ferry is great to talk to you. We're
looking forward to Roxy music coming. Like I say, when
you come to town, I want to see how you've
evolved since I saw you back in the seventies.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Well, I hope you'll I hope you'll have a good
time and I look for very much to seeing you.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
On Thanks for calling, Brian, We really appreciate it. Come
see us if you ever get a chance.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Thank you all the best. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Dallas Forwards Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Brian
Fairy interesting guy to talk, very yes, very artistic. I
love his vie. He's very low key, but the things
that are in his head are just fun to listen to.
Love how we made him laugh, Yeah, it's kind of cool.
I always liked to make rock stars and actors laugh,

(53:36):
don't you know you do every time. By the way,
tomorrow is Aska Stuff Day. I'm sure you've got a
question to swimming around in your head, so I'll call
you ask the Stuff Hotline. Leave your question there two one, four,
eight six six eighty six hundred and we'll play choose
your news. He'd pick your ticket. And yes there is
a theme. Speaking of pick your ticket, we have tickets

(53:56):
to see Don Felder at Billy Bob's this Saturday. Since
our Winter at seven fifty picked the Blue USh to
cult tickets.

Speaker 13 (54:04):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
The Simpsons The Simpsons are coming back to theaters with
an all new movie July twenty third, twenty twenty seven. Cool,
that's the wait a while. The studio posted that on
social media along with the picture. No other details have
been revealed about the movie's plot or any special guest characters,
because it's just too early. This hit sitcom, which were

(54:28):
created based on an animated shorts that aired on the
Tracy Omens Real remember it so well. I loved it.
It was in nineteen eighty seven. It debuted on the
Fox Network December seventeenth, nineteen eighty nine, with its first
episode titled Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
I wonder if Tracy Allen gets like a percentage of
the Simpsons since she helped break it.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
That's a good question. That's a good question. The Simpsons
Roasting episode was the only one that aired in the
nineteen eighties and was viewed by thirteen point four million
people and earned two Emmy nominations, but weekly episodes were
broadcast at the beginning of January fourteenth, nineteen ninety I
still watch it when it's on because it's still funny.

(55:11):
I don't care what anybody said. Hallmark of the sitcom
is its satire of society, pop culture, and politics, which
makes it easy for viewers of different generations to relate
to it. Yes, well, this story just broke my heart.
I don't understand how they could do this to me.
What what kids?

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Sometimes love just doesn't last forever. No, Nicole Kidman and
Keith Urban have separated. Nancy and People confirm that the
fifty eight year old Oscar winning actress and the country
superstar who's a year younger, split.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
After nineteen years of marriage.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Multiple sources with direct knowledge told TMC that the couple
has been living apart since the beginning of summer. The
entertainment news outlet was also told that the separation was
one side, and that Nicole Kidman did not want the
separation and has been trying to save the marriage since
Keith Urban moved out. A couple married in June of

(56:10):
two thousand and six and share daughters, Sunday Rose, who
was seventeen, and fourteen year old Faith Margaret. As you
may remember, Nicole Kidman was previously married to Tom Cruise
and that she had her happily ever after with Keith Urban.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
So this really breaks my heart, and you know she's
stuck with him despite.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
His alcohol and drug use. Keith Urbin, Well, by the way,
he's moved out. I wonder what's going on.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
By the way, that was a Tom Cruise laugh that
I did. Apparently it.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Yeah, you know he surprised her with that divorce, you know, Yes, yeah,
that was a blindsider all right. Speaking of country music singers,
y'all ever heard of a singer named Brian Martin? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, yes, I've listened to Brian's music before he
got himself in trouble while performing recently, Brian Martin is
speaking out after he was four simply removed from the

(57:01):
stage during his own concert in upstate New York last week.
He was performing for fans at the Shaktacote Fairgrounds that's
about a half an hour outside of Albany, New York,
and local authorities had to escort him out of the
venue mid performance because he displayed signs of quote intoxication
and erratic behavior, which ultimately acquired him to be removed

(57:23):
from the stage.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Well, you got to get pretty tore up from the
floor up to be.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Now, I've seen quite a few artists that have been
tore up on stage, and nobody took them off day.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Now we all know that some artists like to get
a good buzz on before going on stage and performing.

Speaker 8 (57:41):
Martin was apparently close to passing out or falling.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Off the front of the stage, so eventually it becomes
a liability risk and could put the whole tour at jeopardy,
and they got to do something. Deputies and events staff
attempted to assist him off stage due to his impaired
in state, he became resistant and he had to be
forcibly escorted out.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
All this was put up on the Facebook page.

Speaker 13 (58:02):
I'm not drunk.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
Yeah, hey, you're not, man, I'm not resisting.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Speaking of his behavior during his latest concert, he shared, Lately,
I've learned I'd let my fragile mind override my heart
at times, and tonight it got the best of me. Man,
if you want to get that tour up, at least
wait until the encore.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
It's not the after show exactly. Yeah, you got plenty
of times.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
It's just a long night, all right.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Don Felder tickets coming up next on the Bowl and
Them shows. Dig around donas War's classic rock loan Star
ninety two vibe. It hurts so good A little to
the left, pase I know how you run, damn right,
better not be behind me because I'm gonna kick up
some dust. By the way, who in our tickets goes

(58:49):
he Don Felder, first time winner, first time winners.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
That's Alan Klaunch. He's in Fort Worth and damn ready
to go Saturday night. I'll see you there, Alan, I'm.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Goings, Alan, Yeah, where to go? They remind you once again,
Tomorrow is Ask his Stuff Day, So give us a
good question called the Ask his Stuff Online two on
four eight six six eighty six hundred. Because we like
doing the legwork for you. You could look up the
answer yourself, but you wouldn't give a smart ass answer
to yourself like we will.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Very true, and a big thank you to Dan's Bagels
for hooking us up with some of these sparkle bagels
in honor of Taylor's.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Two, because she's sparkling even as we.

Speaker 10 (59:32):
Know.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Our coworker Leanne helped arrange this and she was kind
enough to include all of her coworkers.

Speaker 12 (59:39):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Okay. By the way, earlier we played Richard Bowden, Yeah,
doing the frozen hot Dog story one of the funniest
stories ever, and he has such a way of telling it. Yes,
he did. Guess what what today is Richard Bowden's eightieth birthday?

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Happy birthday, my brother, and he's lives in Texas, right, Bo,
he lives in Linden, Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Where isn't that where Don Henley's from? Yes, the fact
they grew up together, they were all Al's in high school.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
What's in the water over there? There's a lot of
talent springing from Linden.

Speaker 12 (01:00:13):
I know they're in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Well, let's get ready for tomorrow because I'm ready to
answer some questions by all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Right, And whether you need extra cash to pay off
bills or maybe you're hoping to score tickets to the
Texas oh U game next weekend, well, you need to
keep listening. Rock the Bank is back on lone Star
with your chance to win one thousand dollars nine times
a day, Monday through Friday. Bo and I are going
to have that first keyword of the day coming up
around nine ten. When you hear it, you enter it
at lone Star ninety two five dot com and you

(01:00:42):
just might be the next thousand dollars winter Rock the
Bank on lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Light for what the rubber broke? Where'd you think I
was going about that? Both Robert ask a stuff day
tomorrow two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
That is the ask of stuff hotline. I know you've
got a question you can leave us that will challenge
us and make us work for it. Also, we'll play

(01:01:12):
use your news with a theme. And no, I'm not
gonna tell you what the theme is just yet.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Now I think I have an idea because tomorrow's the
first day of October, and whenever October kicks off, you
always have spooky kookie themes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Maybe yes, is Sarah? Okay, well you'll see, you'll see tomorrow. Okay,
it's kind of on the border there, all right. Well
you'll just have to find out tomorrow. So don't over
sleeps talk all right, let's talk time wasters Bow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
This is what's up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two five dot com. It
is time for Baseball talk with Geddy Lee of Rush.
He was part of our Sports of All Sorts. As
you know, he's a huge baseball fan and every year
he likes to talk about the playoffs, which kick off
today with the best two out of three wildcard rounds. Today,
the Cleveland Guardians host the Detroit Tigers. First pitch twelve

(01:02:06):
oh eight our time, and Getty thinks it's gonna be
a tough series.

Speaker 11 (01:02:10):
Cleveland seems to be a team made up of good
pitching and unsung heroes, and the Tigers have a lot
of great hitters in their lineup, So I think it's
gonna be really exciting. But I would not be surprised
if Cleveland broke Detroit's heart. But I think it's gonna
be close.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
The second game in the American League has the New
York Yankees hosting the Boston Red Sox.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Those two teams hate each other.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
That game at five oh eight this afternoon, with Getty
giving the Yankees the edge. And then in the National League,
the first game is at two to oh eight this
afternoon with the Chicago Cubs hosting the San Diego Padres,
Getty pulling for the Cubs in that series. The final
wild card game today is last year's World Series champion
Los Angeles Dodgers hosting the Cincinnati Reds tonight at eight

(01:02:55):
oh eight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
So, Getty, who do you pick?

Speaker 13 (01:02:58):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:02:58):
I gotta stick with the dog to pitching is so deep.
And just when you thought they couldn't score runs anymore,
their veterans like Freeman and Betts and all those guys
woke up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
By the way, what time do the Rangers play their
playoff game next year?

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
That hurts?

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Sometimes you got to take the pain.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
By the way, Geddy Lee's new books seventy two Stories
from the Baseball Collection of Gedty Lee out today.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
The fuss in and the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Fighting between Kevin Cronan and the rest of Rio Speedwagon
was put on hold this past weekend, both so that
the band could perform and serve his grand marshals for
the Illinois homecoming parade, and they performed at halftime. Here's
Kevin Cronin on Ario Speedwagon, putting aside all of their
differences to come together this past Saturday.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Ario Speedwagon has always stood for. You know, we ride
the storm out, we roll with the changes, we keep pushing.
We're a positive energy source and that's what the institution
of Ario Speedwagon has all he stood for. So for
the four of us to be here together, I think
it sends a message to the fans that you overcome

(01:04:07):
whatever you got to overcome in the service of them,
the fans.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Well, it's also in radio trustle Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
No word on if this was a one off for
Rio Speedwagon or if it's going to lead to the
band reconciling.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Well, because you can't have Rio Speedwagon and not have
Kevin Crawney.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Yeah, guys kissing makeup so you can make more money. Yeah,
if you want to own a piece of rock and
roll memorabilia. Bo the tinted prescription glasses that John Lennon
wore in nineteen seventy three and seventy four during the
time that was dubbed his Lost Weekend, Well, they're headed
back to the auction block. He lost the glasses in
March of nineteen seventy four during a fight at the

(01:04:46):
Troubadour in West Hollywood. He and an equally drunk Harry
Nilssen were escorted out of the club.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Yes, after they heckled the smothers mothers, and they were relentless.
They were drunk and they wouldn't shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Those glasses going up for auction on October twenty fourth.
We have all that information up and in other John
Lennon news, a video has been released for Sunday, Bloody
Sunday from the upcoming box set Power to the People.
It's gonna be out October tenth, the day after what
would have been John Lennon's eightieth birthday. Eric Clapton posted
on social media a video of Cream rehearsing Sunshine of

(01:05:22):
Your Love at London's Revolution Club back in nineteen sixty eight.
We have that performance up. It's never been broadcast before,
so if you want to check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
It's cool to.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
See Eric Clapton with the long hair and that porn
stash that the sporting video. Finally, that's a one Spicy
PEP three, a Long Island pizza shop has gone viral
for saucy social media skits that mock bad customers. One
clip shows it dining Dunce punished with water being sprayed in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
His face after he asked a stupid question.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
We've got those videos up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Do come on, I don't know why I feel like
I have to do that. Every time I play that song.
We appreciate it and we expect it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
You're into it?

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Do you just met you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Bo Well, I can't be anybody else, and nobody wants
to be met happy. Thank God for that, of course,
grateful for that. I remember tomorrow's ask us Stuff Day.
Give us a question on the asking stuff outline toe
for eight six six eighty six hundred and once again,
a happy eightieth birthday to my boy Richard Bowmen. The

(01:06:43):
last time he was in studio with you, it's been
a while, I don't know, but I remember he came
in and told some stories. We played the story about
the frozen hot That is a classic.

Speaker 12 (01:06:52):
God.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
I've told him to come back up here. He will
just dink around, you know. But I had heard from
the boy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
You think that frozen hot dogs still in there either?

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Sure, I'm sure it is, because once you had them,
y'all have them on grand Yes, that's right, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
So up next does our actors show decompression session. We
may have to cut it a little short because all
the big wigs are in town and where's about to
have big giant mating. That's all right, were are you
used to it? We'll play the game.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
We're looking forward tomorrow though, because it's ask us Stuff Day. Already,
get some questions and it's choose your news for pick
your ticket tomorrow, and there is a theme.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Is a theme, I'm not gonna tell you what I'm
I'm gonna tell you what the theme is just yet.

Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
It's a little easier when there is a theme. So
it's sort of like a bonus clue.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
You know that kind of is not really the case?
Well really, yeah, because I have such a sick mind.
Onny of the headlines, I come up with, oh our's
gogby true. Yeah, I really should have worked for the
Weekly World News.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Too bad they're no longer around, because you would have
had a backup job, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
I knew a guy that worked there. Her name was
Leskie Pinson. Yes he was on the air shovel, but
he was real hot. Was just like that he was
going he could. I think I would like filled in
for a reandier gym one time when he was on
with you. Oh Leskie pen Leski pens like a brand
of motor oil hauled him Pesky lent. All right, So

(01:08:22):
we'll see you tomorrow, We'll see you on the after show. Okay, okay,
bye bye,
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