Toybox: Jimmy Fallon, Bobby Lee, The Drunk Preacher. (Full Show 9.23.25 Ep. 1453)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And y'all really think we weren't gonna talk about Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I support Jimmy Kimmel. Someone's gotta step up enough. We're
not gonna bout I think.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Jimmy Kimmel parable.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
You know what, suspended him, his talent, you know what
else he's rating.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Disney issued a surprise update this afternoon. Kimmel will be
back on the air tomorrow night. The company said they
suspended production last week to avoid further inflaming a tense
situation at an emotional moment for our country, adding they
thought some of Jimmy's comments were ill timed and insensitive.

(00:36):
This morning, before the news broke, the view broke its
silence on the suspension drama.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
No One Silences Us.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Both shows share the same network, ABC and parent company Disney.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
The government cannot apply pressure to force someone to be silenced.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Earlier, the ACLU announced four hundred celebrity including Jennifer Aniston,
Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep, had signed an open letter
condemning Kimmel's suspension.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
This morning, I'm canceling my Disney.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
Plus, I'm trying to say with the pocketbook that I
do not support what they're doing with Jimmy.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
I just canceled my Disney Plus and Hulu subscriptions.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
ET has learned that Jimmy's staff members did not have
to be in the office today but were already being
paid for the week. It would be very hard to
go back when your parent company does you to wait
that they just did Jimmy.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Jimmy's cousin sal a writer and performer on the show,
teased more drama ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
There are a couple bombshells still there.

Speaker 8 (01:39):
Everything's going to be just fine.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
The President, meanwhile, has been on an anti Kimmel media
blitz at the White House.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
He was terrible on Air Force One.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
He's got no talent and he's got no ratings.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
And at yesterday's memorial for Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
The same commentators who this week are screaming fascism. We're
implying that Charlie deserved what happened to him.

Speaker 9 (02:03):
He didn't say anything that nobody else didn't say. I
think he'll be back in the air.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh yeah, he's back on the air tonight. You know
why why wait a minute, listen, that's ABC and Disney
pulling their head out of their ash, realizing they made
a big.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
Mistake, especially after so many people drop Disney plus Ulu,
everybody ending their subscriptions.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
They stood to lose billions of dollars. Yeah, well it
was a stupid move anyway.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Well, well, he said, it's all about freedom of speech.
If you don't like him, don't watch him, don't listen
to them, don't follow him. Whatever. Freedom of speech. We
shouldn't have the government shutting down show.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Of course not. The company said in the statement that
the pause was meant quote to avoid further inflaming a
tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. The
reason is because you were about to lose a buttler
of money.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Well, it's all about the money. They took them off
the air because of the mind. But I mean, this
has been so divisive. I just hate seeing our country
so torn apart. Yes, but my stupid stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
And to have a TV show canceled because somebody didn't
like what they were.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
I just I want us to all come together and
be able to laugh again each other.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Right, Divided, we fall, right, Yes, I don't want to
fall to laugh again?

Speaker 10 (03:34):
Right?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Too much fun? Well, moving right along today, it's toy
Box Tuesday, and we got some goodies pany affect. We
got a couple of suggestions yesterday. I know now one
of them I think I've played within the last several months.
But if you want to hear it again, I'll do it. Okay,

(03:55):
all right, I won't tell you what it is just yet,
but we will get to it as we celebrate today.
It is Celebrate Bisexuality Day, all right?

Speaker 7 (04:07):
You do you?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
You switch hitters have an advantage over us who know
exactly where we want to stick something or where we
want something stuck in.

Speaker 11 (04:15):
Up.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
They going to double the playing field, don't they.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Because if you're bisexual, if one sex won't the other sex.

Speaker 12 (04:21):
Just my my, yeah, double your chances. International Day of
Sign Languages. Now, my brother John used to be really
good at sign language because he was dating a deaf girl. Okay,
the only sign language I know is up, down and
shove it.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Yeah, I'm about to say, you're real good at that
bird signal.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Exactly exactly. It's energized day. Well, that's how we get
through the show. Every morning. We energize with a lot
of coffee before we start. Actually, it's spelled i an
er gize, which means you're supposed to work on your
metal health.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Okay, well that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, but trust me, it's more fun being half crazy,
I promise you.

Speaker 13 (05:06):
It is.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Restless legs awareness.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
That's the worst.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Really.

Speaker 11 (05:14):
Well.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Look, look, everybody bounces their leg every once in a
while when they're sitting down. But then someone came up
with a new ailment known as restless legs and rosy.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
Sometimes it happens when you don't want it to happen,
like when you're asleep and all of a sudden your
leg goes crazy.

Speaker 10 (05:30):
Really, I can't stop my legs. I can't stop my legs. Robert,
I can't stop. We had him do it on the
show one time.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
He brought his harmonica and did I can't stop my leg.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Oh g Comedia love it.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah. Well, now they come up with restless leg syndrome,
so you can buy some expensive medicine to get rid
of it. It's National Great American pot Pie Day. Okay.
I used to cramp two or three of them in
my mouth every week.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Oh, my brothers loved him. I was not a big fan.

Speaker 11 (06:04):
Really.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (06:06):
Wow, there are some new flavors of pot pies in
the freezer. Now there is Shepherd's pie pot pie, Oh Shepherds. Yeah,
there's one that like just a mac and cheese on
it created with pie.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
I only like the crust. I love inside the inside.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Give me some Dabasco and get out of the way.

Speaker 10 (06:26):
Alright.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
And finally it's National snack stick Day.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Never do a slim jeine yesterday?

Speaker 10 (06:36):
Did you have the slims in the car for when
I'm hungry?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
What you just wanted to get dirich?

Speaker 15 (06:45):
No?

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Okay, that does not happen to me. Oh not with
a slim gin.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh okay, all right, some other stick kind of sausage
in my world. No, I'm talking about something. Look everything
I say. You're blak and bow all right? Get ready?
Versus Bars of Balls or Dallas Horse Classic Bronco Alone
Star ninety two five. It Will Smith toys are in

(07:11):
the attic. You might want to clean them a couple
of times for you.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
A perfect song for a toy box Tuesday, damn right
play yeah, buddy.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hey look at this.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
It's say thirty of diverse parts, brought to you by
the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers go to Will
High Winds dot com.

Speaker 11 (07:26):
Well.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
The twenty twenty five State Fair Classic is celebrating one
hundred years.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Can you believe it? Wow?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yesterday they marked the start of game week with a
press conference at the Cotton Bowl. Here at Grambling, we
expect to win, said head football coach Mickey Joseph. That's
what he opened up with. This rival has been forged
over decades of competition at the Cotton Bowl. Tremaine Jackson
Prairieview A and M head football coach replied, forty one
miles outside of Houston on the Hill is the institution

(07:55):
that's ready to play a good brand of football? Well,
I sure hope so, because the game is this Saturday.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
He's named his name is Jermaine Jackson, like the Jackson
five millis Tremaine tremainein.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
He thought one of the Jackson brothers decided on the
football career.

Speaker 14 (08:12):
He was, Yeah, Jackted Jackson brother.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
October nineteenth, nineteen twenty five marked the first game between
Wiley College and Langston University. Now the teams have changed
names in the century since. For the last several decades,
Gramling State University in Praierview A and M University have
rolled into Dallas for the Big Game, which will kick
off Saturday, night at six o'clock at the Cutting Bowl.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
After a double digit loss Sunday to the Chicago Bears,
the news just got worse for Dallas Cowboys fans.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
What now?

Speaker 7 (08:45):
Offensive guard Tyler Booker suffered a high ankle spring in Chicago,
putting him out for an estimated four to six weeks.
Booker is in his rookie season with Cowboys. Dallas selected
the Alabama offensive lineman with a number twelve pick in
the twenty twenty five draft. Now, Booker won't be the
only Dallas player riding the bench over the next few weeks.
As you already know, wide receiver Ceedee Lamb suffered a

(09:08):
high ankle spring Sunday and he could be out for
three to four four weeks.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, we thought it would be a lot worse when
we saw it happen.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
Yeah, and let's not forget the Cowboys lost center Cooper
Bby in Week two with a broken bone in his
right foot that landed him on the injured reserve. Not
the way that Jerry Jones wanted to go into this
Sunday's game against the Green Bay Backers and Mike A.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Parson, Well, I'm just sure that I won't even show
up at the game because I don't want to have
stuff thrown at me. I'm gonna wait in a helicounter.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Wait, hell God.

Speaker 14 (09:43):
Check out the Detroit Lions Monday Night Action. They are
a real statement. Last night on the NFL grid Iron.
They stunned the Baltimore Ravens thirty eight thirty on the
road last night and Monday Night Football in a game
that felt like the Lions reintroduced themselves as a real
contender in this season. In a matchup that fans wanted
to see in recent Super Bowls, Detroit blitz Lamar Jackson

(10:07):
with ease while dominating Baltimore's defense with their two man
ground attack plan. Lions head coach Dan Campbell continued his
fourth down aggressiveness, which paid off to put the game
away early and not give Jackson really another chance to
turn things around. The win puts Detroit at two and
one following its Week one loss to the Packers, while

(10:28):
the Ravens are one and two with their other loss
also coming in the season opener up against the Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Detroit kind of a team to watch this season. Early.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Lamar Jackson was sacked seven times last night.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh my God, they're one and two. Let's see who
else is one and two at this point, So cut
it out. Bo Kansas City Chiefs tied end Travis Kelsey
has been fined fourteen four and ninety one dollars by
the NFL for making an obscene gesture during a September
fourteen game at Earrawhead Stadium against Philadelphia Eagles. You know,

(11:03):
it's kind of like a Super Bowl rematch.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
The incident occurred following a twenty three yard reception when
Kelsey ran along the Eagles sideline and gestured and pointed
at his groin as if to say, suck it. The
moment quickly captured the attention on social media. Kelsey, who
should back to become mister Taylor Swift, has the option
to appeal the fine through the league's of Facial process.

(11:27):
In the same game, Eagles running back Schakwan Barkley was
fined forty six, three hundred and seventy one dollars for
lowering his helmet before he made contact. Which that's stupid
because every player in football lowers their head when they
know they're fixing to hit somebody or get it to
protect themselves.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Oh man, Texas Rangers made a significant push for a
playoff spot, even without Corey Seger, Marcus Simeon and Nathan Valdi.
They had a thirteen to three spam with a bunch
of young fill in players in a Paris six game
winning streaks to get within two games of the American
League West League. But then just over a week later,

(12:07):
the Rangers are in a seven game losing streak that
is their longest of the season and now have no
realistic chance of playing in October unless they win their
final six games and hope that a bunch of other
teams lose, which right now.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
We have to have help from other teams.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
Yes, they have to lose big time, and we have
to win six straight because there's only six games left
in the season. Two years after winning its only World
Series title and Bochee getting his fourth in his debut
with Texas, there won't be a Giants like rebound. San
Francisco twice under Bochie won the World Series, missed the
playoffs the following season, and then came back the next

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year to win another championship, and a lot of Rangers
fans we're hoping for that to happen here tonight. The
Rangers begin a three game series against the Minnesota Twins
at Globelick Field, their last home series at the Shed
this season. First pitch tonight at seven o five. If
you can't make it out to Arlington, you watch the
game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
It may not be the last game for the season
if they win six in a row and a bunch
of people lose.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
That's true. That's true. I like your magical thinking.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Cleaning eternally to hope that something will happen, even though
my inner voice saying, shut up, man, poor Rangers.

Speaker 14 (13:27):
Grasping at straws a little bit, my friend, but I'm
hoping for you.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (13:31):
A few nights ago, I'm over in Irving, Texas at night,
and it's been a long time since I've been in
Irving at night, and my landlord's over there, had duties
to do, and all of a sudden, I round the
corner and here's this major lit up, spotlit operation going
on in Irving. It almost looks like you pulled up
to NASA or SpaceX. It's late at night, but there's

(13:51):
a lot going on. It was eighteen months of construction.
I was looking at there, following years of design and
work on the most significant renovation of the ninety five
year history of the Cotton Bowl.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Around ninety five years of cotton.

Speaker 14 (14:04):
Bowl, and they are working into the wee hours of
the morning to change this thing around.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Cotton bowls in fair Park. So why were you in Irving?

Speaker 11 (14:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay, well what was I thinking of?

Speaker 14 (14:15):
Where you went and saw the stones and got stuck
for four hours afterwards?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
At fair Park? That was that was its cotton bowl.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
What's the one in in Irving, Texas Stadium which was imploded?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Okay, never mind. You see what shirt I'm wearing. Oh
my gosh, I'm wearing this shirt that was given out
to people that were at the implosion in April of
two thousand and ten.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Didn't you and Jimmy push the button or pretend to
push the button?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
No, they let a little kid do it. He won
some contest or something. All right, I love doing it
because I like to blow stuff up.

Speaker 14 (14:53):
Refocusing on the Cotton Bowl. But over there in Irving, Man, there's.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Something going on at night. We'll get back to that
weather time.

Speaker 14 (15:00):
Any fan who has climbing the steps to the main
gate of the west side of the Cotton Bowl facing
the State Fair Texas Midway. The entry has a whole
new look and feel and just on the cusp of
a new season of the State Fair. Of course, Overland
International is the one's working on this to design. An
architecture firm overseeing the one hundred and forty million dollar
renovation of the Cotton Bowl walked reporters through a water

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main concourse on Friday, and that ain't all. In addition,
there's fourteen escalators of faerry fans up and down a
two deck stadium at Fair Park that's going to come
in handy in our heat. Yeah, for sure, fans will
see more modern concession offerings in the Cotton Bowl, newly
expanded restrooms. The construction work started all the way back
in March of last year, pausing for last year's State

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Fair and then resuming right up to the opening of
the twenty twenty five State Fair Texas, which of course
is this Friday.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Ah And a retired NFL wide receiver from North Texas
is close to the beginning an unexpected career. Rashad Higgins will
be putting on a different type of uniform years before
becoming a standout wide receiver at Mesquite High School, people
close to him knew he was destined for the bright lights.

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The playmaking continued all the way into the NFL. Hollywood Higgins,
as his friends call him, was drafted by the Cleveland
Browns in twenty sixteen. The wide receiver stayed for seven
seasons and caught more than one hundred and thirty passes
for nearly two thousand yards. Well, higgins plan for his
future is different but somewhat similar.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
Route.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
He's working to become a Dallas firefighter. Really, he began
at the Dallas Fire Academy in mate and finally finished
that phase of training. He must still complete his EMT
in paramedic training before he could work in the field.
But we wish him the best.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
That's awesome yet on him, absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Get ready the freaking pool file. Next on the Bow
and Them show Oh Damn Dallas fort Worst Classic Rock
Alone Star ninety two five. Remember that tomorrow is Ask
a Stuff Day. That it is so if you have
a question called the Ask a Stuff Hotline do for
eight eighty six hundred leave your question there and we'll

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answer it on the endplay choose your news for those
tickets to the State Fair, and we give you some
corny dog coupons.

Speaker 7 (17:19):
That's direct we do.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Now it's time for the freaking fool file. A woman
in Thailand said her husband told her he was going
out at night to meet up with some friends, and
she thought nothing of it until she got a surprising
phone call from the police letting her know that her
husband was in jail for stealing an ATM machine. Oh no, wow,

(17:44):
busy guy. This sixty year old man was caught dragging
the ATM through the streets with a pickup truck.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
Those things are big, yes, and.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
They're almost impossible to break into.

Speaker 8 (17:57):
It.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Apparently used a chain hoist to lift the machine into
the back of a black Mauz the truck and took off,
but it fell out, so he was dragging it down.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
The street, gallaging the street.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm sure authority say the truck had no license plate
and the suspect was not under the influence of drugs
or alcohol. He just got a wild hair and decided
I'm stealing ATM.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Look what I got for you, honey.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's how they talk in Thailand, sparks flying off the
things he goes down the road.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
He must be from southern Thailand.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Sothern Thailand y'all come on over, have some grips. Investigators
believe he was motivated by financial stress. They say he
and his wife lost a lot of money in the
failed restaurant business. The wife told police she had no
idea her husband was going to rip off an entire ATM.
So if you're driving around town with one of those

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cash machines being drug behind you, somebody's gonna get suspicious
and call the cops, which guess what is exactly what happened?
All right?

Speaker 16 (18:56):
Bill?

Speaker 7 (18:56):
It's annoying when people allow their dogs to poop in
their abs lawns. Yep, happens all the time in my neighborhood.
And it's even more irritating when they don't clean up
after it. Come but it probably isn't worth an attempted
murder charge.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Oh yeah, it's a little extreme.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
A woman in Nashville named Jennifer Evans was arrested last
week after she pulled a gun on a man who
allowed his dog to poop on her lawn and when
he didn't clean it up, she pointed the gun at him.
According to reports, it was a sixty year old man
with disabilities and a cane and he was walking his
chihuahua named Missus Flirt. For what it's worth. The man

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may also have been homeless. It's unclear if this had
been an ongoing issue or if this was just a
one time reaction. Not that it matters, right. Police say
Jennifer admitted to pointing the gun at the man, and
when the officers tried to take her into custody, she
became very combative and assaulted three of the police officers
as she was being detained. She's facing several charges, including

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the salt of an officer. Thankfully, no one was hurt,
not even Missus Flirt, the chihuahua flirt.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Theiah sound.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
I just gotta watch where you poop Missus Flirt.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, that's right, you gotta be accurate.

Speaker 14 (20:14):
Many a joke has been made about concealed weapons, but
sometimes archaeologists really come through for us and bring us
something interesting to see how different life was a long
time ago and the things that they used for tools
back in the Middle Ages. Six inch long stone Phallus
penis oh mine was unearthed at the medieval fortress of

(20:37):
Torre di.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Mira in Galia, Spain. And what was it used for?

Speaker 14 (20:42):
Well, that's where the story gets thicker, if you'll pardon
the expression. Sexually suggestive artifacts were common in the ancient world,
especially in the Roman Empire. You know, they were some
of the horniest alive and yet rather serve as a
good luck charm or art work, many of these objects
did just that. The stone slow served a less obvious function.

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And it's not necessarily what you're thinking people. Thanks to
a series of scratches running alongside of the fossilized penis,
it was concluded it was used for sharpening knives.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Either that or somebody had some really coarse publicans, right,
I'm just.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
Thinking sharpening knives. The loren above it.

Speaker 14 (21:22):
Yes, you know, if you know soap up down there,
it can turn into a brillo pad sometimes.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, this was a.

Speaker 14 (21:28):
Sharpening tool for soldiers swords, and it was a fossilized
penis that they were using. Apparently a pretty effective tool
for that, so to speak.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (21:38):
A number of ancient car phallic relics have been uncovered
in recent years. Matter of fact, back in February, historians
identified what many did consider an ancient Roman sex toy.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Aka dildo, the first dildo, but it's used to sharpen
metal swords.

Speaker 10 (21:55):
Okay, every man cringe.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It did me. I was kind of squirming, but since
I'm sitting down low, you didn't see it. Wondering why
your social media is full of people blissfully happy in anticipation.
According to a South African preacher, the world is coming
to an end today. Today's sorry, Jimmy Kimball, you and

(22:22):
the whole world will be canceled again.

Speaker 13 (22:24):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
The viral prophecy kicked off a social media frenzy as
some believers look forward to the long awaited, joyous day
and non believers make fun of the whole thing. The
Raptures opponent, said pastor joshuas Mikayla. He said on his
YouTube channel, and he said, I'm a billion percent sure

(22:46):
it's gonna happen whatever. He said, Yeah, okay, so we
have to wait to see today is our last day
on Earth or not. Social media platforms quickly fill with
believers praising the day and sharing tips, questioning if they're
would be allowed to go with them. I hope so,
and in some cases even reportedly quitting their jobs and

(23:06):
giving away all their belongings and anticipation of being scooped up.
I don't know about that and sent to the pearly gates. Oh,
by the way, other fire and brimstone preachers, Yeah, that
are believing this guy are actually telling their congregation to
get rid of all your possession and give them to
the church.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
Oh yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
If the world's gonna end, what the hell's the church
gonna do with all your pass.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
What kind of church are you? Where all your congregation
is left behind? You get to keep that.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Money means you might not be the church that God
is looking for us. So you're saying, we might not
have to get up early in the morning. We'll just see,
we'll sleep right through it.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
Coming up next hour on a toy box Tuesday, we
have your chance to be among the first people to say,
how do folks? We have a family four pack of
tickets to the Great State Fair of Texas, plus vouchers
for Fletcher's Corny Dogs. State Fair begins this Friday. If
you want to win, be listening around seven to fifty
four year shot at those tickets. Bow has a fun
way for you to win here on the Bow and
Them Show on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone Star

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ninety two five The Bow and Them Show.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
It's more than a feeling more like a rash that.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
Won't go away, a rumbling in the bell.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Loan Shark ninety two to five. Okay, toy Box Tuesday.
I've gotten a bunch of requests. Somebody wants to hear
the barbecue Bob Farts, Yes, the baskin Robbins. And a
request for the drunk preacher. Yes, the one who goes
off on his congregation. Yeah, because he got drunk for
he did his radio show and that was his It's
so funny. But uh a birthday that recently happened. Jimmy Fallon,

(24:44):
who's only been on this show one time, but this
was when he was the host of Password.

Speaker 11 (24:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yeah, yeah, we played password with him.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, well I cheated. Yeah, imagine that now. Man, this
guy's show comes on too late for me, but I
can watch it on YouTube.

Speaker 11 (25:02):
You know it?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Man, Buddy Tonight Show starring Jimmy Vallen.

Speaker 8 (25:05):
It's Jimmy Vallen.

Speaker 16 (25:07):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Hey you doing?

Speaker 16 (25:09):
Thanks too much for having me.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Oh we love having y'all there. Jimmy, you know, I
can't stay up too late to watch your show, so
I have to watch it on YouTube. But the tears
for fear skit was spot on. I gotta tell you.

Speaker 16 (25:24):
It's so dumb, right, you know, it's funny. I write
these things down because I or make a note on
my phone or something like that. Because I'll hear a
song where it's like head over heels and it's like
I want it to do level tal And then I'm like,
what if the whole song is about talking about the weather. Yes, yes,
that's all he wants to talk to his girl about,

(25:46):
you know, like let's just talk.

Speaker 13 (25:49):
It's partly cloudy and sonny exactly like.

Speaker 16 (25:53):
You might need an umbrella. It's like the dummer. It
gets the funnier it is to me, you know. I
remember I was listening to Ramblin Man, Lord I was
born a ram and Man, and it's like that one
line is like and I was born in the back
of the greyhound bus, and I go, hold on a second,

(26:14):
he was born in the back of the greyhound bus,
and you go, let's let's explore that. So we did
a whole song that was just about someone giving birth
to a child in the back of a greyhund and
what you know what the other passengers reacted. You know,
it's like it's just the silliest thing you can think of.
But that's that line talk about the weather stuck in
my head and so I go, let's just do it

(26:34):
and see how dumb we can get. But I appreciate
that you understood that.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Oh yeah, oh I got I got it. And I
you know, I don't know if you missed the old
Saturday Night Live days, but when I think of Jimmy Fallon,
the first thing that comes to mind is you and
Justin Timberlake doing Barry Gibb the Barry Gibbs Showing, and
Barry Gibb comes walking out, Oh.

Speaker 16 (26:54):
That was a good one. The fact that we you know,
what's interesting is that Barry GiB it might be the
night it's just human being on earth. And what I
did in my sketch was kind of made him into
a crazy man, you know, where he was just yelling
the idea of my show is it was a very
good political talk show, and then he would have someone
come on and talk politics, and then he would freak
out and go like I will land you and just

(27:15):
said screaming at people. In real life, Barry Gibb is
the sweetest man, so he didn't kind of understand the sketch,
and so I talked to him, I go the idea
of the sketches. Really, I talk the way you would sing.
So if you ask me a question like Barry, how
are you today? And good, a great, you know whatever,

(27:38):
and then someone would make him mad and then he yells.
He goes, oh, I get all right. Cool, He goes, well,
I'd love to come on if you ever want I go.
But we have the outfit.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Let's go. Let's do it.

Speaker 16 (27:48):
The real Verry good to come in and weirdly, it
was a great night at Sien Lives. Paul McCartney just
happened to be there hanging out, and Barry had never
met Paul McCartney the Beg's and Paul McCartney never so
I was with them. I witnessed them meeting for the
first time. And they were talking to like a half
hour in the stairwell on the way from you know,

(28:08):
the different floors of Saren Live and just talking about
the old days and growing up and Elvis. I remember
they were talking about they're both fans at Elvis and
it was really cool and it was special.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
It was a big night for us.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
You have a thing for nostalgia Jimmy, because you have
brought back the game show as a bit on The
Tonight Show and now as a television show on NBC.
Password it's just like Game Night on TV exactly.

Speaker 16 (28:38):
Password is back. You know, I don't know why it left.
It was on TV forever. It was on TV for
like twenty years, and then all of a sudden it wasn't.
But we played it on our show. We had Betty
White as a guest on our show, and I said, Betty,
would you want to play password? I know that she
was a permanent guest back in those sixties, you know.
Actually that's how she met her husband. Alan Ludden was

(28:58):
the host. She was like, oh, that is so sweet.
My husband would be so touched if you did that.
And so we played the game and she is unbelievable.
She really is the best person I've ever played with.
And then we go, we should bring this back to TV.
It'd be fun. So it's a simple game, simple rules.
I give you a clue, you give me one word answer,

(29:20):
and try to get to the password.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Well, I will say this, the other night I was
watching and you gave as the clue the actual password.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
That's not how it works.

Speaker 16 (29:31):
Well, I didn't say I was good. Yeah, yeah, that
by the way, the alarms went off, and I've felt
like such a moron, and I'm going it is trickier
to play when you're playing when you're watching at home.
It's almost like any game show you watch Real Fortune
or Jeopardy, you watch it home, you're like, duh, you
don't know the answer, Hello, it's you know. But when
you're playing it, you freak out because the cameras are

(29:53):
on and you just start saying things that don't make sense.
And it's actually really fun to play, really fun to watch.
I could play with right now if you want to.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Okay, so are you going to give us a clue?
And you have the password? Is that it?

Speaker 11 (30:05):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (30:05):
Okay, plug your ears right now. I'll play with you.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Okay, okay, go ahead, all right, and.

Speaker 16 (30:09):
I will tell everyone else what the password is.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Okay, you plug your ears both.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I'm plugging my ears.

Speaker 16 (30:14):
Okay, go ahead, yep, the password is orange.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Okay, all right, unplug your okay, unplug my ears.

Speaker 16 (30:22):
Yes, all right, So bo I, we'll try to get
one clue, one password, and if you don't get it,
we'll go around the room. Maybe uh Randy or Anna
who wants to take us in there?

Speaker 8 (30:32):
Ready, here we go.

Speaker 16 (30:33):
All right, here's my clue.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Okay, juice uh orange, yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 16 (30:44):
Well let's let's try another one.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Okay, let me plug my ears again. I'm plug my
ears again.

Speaker 16 (30:49):
But this is a this is a harder one. Ready, Yes,
the password is sparkle.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Oh that is hard.

Speaker 16 (30:57):
Okay, all right, okay, all right, this is hard. Oh gosh,
this is hard. My clue is shimmer, Shimmer, Sparkle. Are
you kidding?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Well?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I'm leaving one finger.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
This.

Speaker 8 (31:18):
Here's the Bow and Them Show.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Dallas Forces Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. You
know we just told you. Jimmy Fallon turned fifty one
over the weekend. Yeah, today is Bruce Springsteen's seventy sixth birthday.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
Happy man.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah, but too Bad is going to be his last
one because the rapture's coming today. Yes, we're all gonna
get scoopy if we're.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Lucky, if we've been good, we'll be scooped up.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Well, I won't see you all there, I guess.

Speaker 14 (31:50):
So I'm thinking, even though I can't really afford it,
I should go eat crab legs tonight.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Anyway, Yeah, you might offer. So, Bruce Springsteen is seventy six.
A while ago, we had a guy named Pat Godwin
on the show. Oh yes, and he told us about
something called instant Springsteen. And here's what it entails.

Speaker 17 (32:09):
Well, you know any Springsteen song. All you need is
a girl, a car, job, you hate town, you want
to leave. That's the Bruce Springsteen formula. Okay, wait, wait,
let's write this down now. Gurgle with razor blades, get
a pen. All you need is a girl, a car, job,
you hate town, you want to leave. Oh so, if
you just want to give me those elements, we'll do
a Springsteen song for you, Instant Springsteen.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
It's called a.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
Girl, girl car.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
No, not a girl you hate it, Just a girl,
just a girl.

Speaker 17 (32:34):
You'll end a paint nerd at some point, but just
in the beginning, just a regular Girlbah, that's my one.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Okay, we got deborah car. What kind of car does
Deborah drive?

Speaker 15 (32:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Do Randy's car?

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Corvette?

Speaker 8 (32:44):
Corvette?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Okay, Debra's got a Corvette.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
And what is well, pick I pick a job, any
kind of job?

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Corvette?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Uh, producer, Keep in mind this is Deborah. So we're
sing about Randy gets a little gay. You want to
works at Mary Kay works at Mary K, very feminary k.
That's right now.

Speaker 17 (33:04):
So she's got a pink corvette. Right, so we have
Deborah the pink corvette. She works at mary K.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
And where she's from, Uh, she's from full Worth.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Here we go, Here we go. Hey, guys, how you doing.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
We're fine.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Thanks for having me on your show.

Speaker 18 (33:18):
I know it's early to be shouting Randy, my boy
Randy Man.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, call him b B Randy.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
We'll explain that.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
When we're off the air.

Speaker 18 (33:24):
Okay, Man rhymes with calls b B big, big, big calls.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Randy.

Speaker 8 (33:31):
We'll take your calls.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
And he's got big.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
Well, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (33:33):
We got it, got it, we got it.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Bruce was calling show.

Speaker 18 (33:36):
You know what I got just thinking by this girl
I knew a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I'm a married man.

Speaker 18 (33:41):
Man shouldn't be having those thoughts. But sometimes and old
flames and your hurt.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
I know she's out there listening right now.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
Now get two point five.

Speaker 18 (33:52):
Those those are the numbers, right, those are Yeah, Bruce,
this is for you. I wrote her a long time ago.
You broke my heart. It's too painful to CD, I'd
like to do it for you. Now it's called It's
called Deborah. Bah Okay, whah, you broke my heart?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Why to Condoner? Why sure, I'm just like I remember
those nights.

Speaker 18 (34:22):
I won't forget in the back City your pink cor Fen. Wow,
I'll never forget it. He went away since your dream
was to work for Mary Kay.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Deorah.

Speaker 18 (34:46):
But even though even though now you become one of
my exes, you d man went back on to Jersey
and you stayed in Fort Worth, Texas.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Wh Bruce, that's early. That's early to be a Bruce.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
That's early. Now, Bruce did that just for Randy, the
biggest Bruce Springsteen fan in the world.

Speaker 17 (35:13):
No, I'm a pretty big I'm a fan of a
lot of the early stuff, huge fans.

Speaker 14 (35:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well it's either being facetius here because
I really can't stand it.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Oh that's not something was up?

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Woh lone star ninety two five. By the way, hold
on to the line because about twelve minutes from now,
we're going to give you a family four pack of
passes to the State Fair of Texas and some corny
dog coupons because you can't go fair naughty to corny.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Dogkl No, and how are we going to give those away?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Toy commercial? Oh, toy box Tuesday.

Speaker 11 (35:51):
No matter.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Right, that's all the hit you're gonna get.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
But now I got a little something. Now, I got
a request for this, and I know we probably played
it already this year, but if you want to hear
it again, sure I'll do it. A request for the
drunk preacher who gave his last radio sermon after drinking
a little too much vodka before he praised the Lord

(36:16):
on the rail little so he speaks the true, speaks
the truth. The alcohol made him say. Yep. So here
you go, ladies, gentlemen, I give you by request the
drunk preacher.

Speaker 9 (36:28):
Right, it's good to see a big crowd.

Speaker 11 (36:32):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
I've been wondering where a lot of you have been.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
I've been wondering about a lot of things. I'm glad
you're here. I'm gonna lay the truth down. I'm going
to stab it on.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 9 (36:45):
Amen.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yes, I'm not going to spare anything. I'm not going
to smooth anybody's furs. I heard you said, tree, Yes
I will prejone. Yes, I'm going to tell it like
it is as they say. Oh I heard that lod
All right, now you' all cutting down a little bit.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
You're getting a little too noisy. Hold it shit, hold
it down.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
I'm talking Okay, listen, I'm tired of so much shit
around here.

Speaker 9 (37:13):
I said, I had ton a load on you today.
Do you think I don't know what the hell is
going on?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Do you think, for instance, that I don't know that
Bill Browden is going up seeing I mean Irene Hobbs. Yeah,
I'm going at that's happening that sure, I know it,
don't you What in the hell, no matter you She.

Speaker 9 (37:34):
Told me right back there in my study what she's doing.
I know it. Yeah, Uh huh, Hey.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
All fired my ass.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
I'll tell you. I'm I'm over get on some asses today. Listen. Hey,
you know we got a Suny school teacher.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Uh and you know who in the hell I'm talking about, Yeah,
Bill Bronson, That's who I'm talking about.

Speaker 9 (37:59):
That sets right there.

Speaker 11 (38:01):
Bell.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
I'm talking to you. See, you ain't no.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
More taking proper care of that Sunday school class.

Speaker 9 (38:08):
That than shit, and you are finished. You're fired, get out.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
You're out of that Sunday school class.

Speaker 9 (38:18):
Listen, I mean business. I'm putting it down in it.
I ain't hear no amens, but I ain't wanting.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Any no hell fire, hell fire. Okay, there's something else
to I noticed last Sunday.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
Uh that one of you put a quarter in the
offering plate. See, yo, you tight son of a bitch.
I see all that.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
See I'm gonna feel wait and see it, y'all don't
even look or nothing I can see it.

Speaker 9 (38:52):
I know whatever one is given. See, some of you are.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Doing pretty good and others you ain't doing.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
I'm gonna, uh maybe go to another church. I don't
know that.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
I don't give us because yeah, I'm just about lost
patience with you people. You know, we need the Sunday
school or space.

Speaker 9 (39:14):
Out there, and you sit on your asses on the
uh uh Saturday. You won't come up at work on it. No,
you say, oh Amen, praise the Lord and all that.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Uh when I'm saying something that you like. But when
I'm trying to get something done, that's something else.

Speaker 16 (39:33):
You get your.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Ass out to the mountains or some place, or hide in.

Speaker 9 (39:37):
There and watch that damn tube. That's what you do.
Listen that done ain't gonna get it. Calls and the horses,
it ain't gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Huh, Listen, I tell you this was determined to day.
No doubt whether I will be your pastor or not.

Speaker 9 (39:58):
I tell you.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
If so, that's what I want to do. But if not,
I'm done. In fact, my sermon is done. Don't give
me no more sell.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
The wood Roman ladies in the clothing prayer. Why are
you gonna do it or not?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Now?

Speaker 9 (40:22):
My sonant bitch just missed.

Speaker 8 (40:26):
Get that that boy completely.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
Now he's married to a Presbyterie.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Can I get an amen?

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Amen?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Thank you? I'm bad imation.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Why yes you are?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Lot start ninety two to five. Let me remind you
once again that tilmorrow is Ask a Stuff Day. You
got a question, call the Ask of Stuff Hotline two
one four eight six six eighty six hundred and we'll
answer you a question on the airplaye choose your news
for the State Fair tickets, speaking of which I have
a family four pack of tickets to a little stirt

(41:06):
par Tuckast which opens this Friday, runs through Sunday, October nineteenth.
Plus you'll get a certificate or some Fletcher's corny dog. Yeah,
Like I said, you can't go to the fare and
not eat a corny dog. It's illegal in the state
of Texas.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Thank you for saying that, bough.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
So it being toybox Tuesday today, I'm going to do
a toy But it's a board game.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
It's a game.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
It's a board game, all right. This board game actually
came out in nineteen thirty four.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
Oh damn, but it still played today.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
But it wasn't until the seventies that it became one
of the most popular board games of all time. Okay, okay,
I'm going to play the commercial and I'll play it
more than once. Number to call two and four or
eight one seven seven, eight seven one nine two five,
tell me the name of this board game.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
Class. Always proceed in an orderly fashion. Always remember to
forgive and forget.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
The game of straw, slide, switch and blump your way
home before someone sent you back.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Never bump, push, or cut in line. Do we understand
one another?

Speaker 19 (42:18):
First your way ahead, then you get way back. So
shake away? Can you all get home? First?

Speaker 7 (42:27):
Suit the name of the game.

Speaker 15 (42:32):
From the thing I remember about playings with my brother
Andrew was the way he said it.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Could be worse.

Speaker 20 (42:46):
Oh wow, Introducing with more attitudes, the game of Sweet Revenge.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
All right, an, I got it right off the bed.

Speaker 7 (43:00):
It was a good game.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
It was, Yes, it was. Let me play it again
and then I'll start taking some calls for fair ticket class.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Always proceed in an orderly fashion. Always remember to forgive
and forget.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
The game of straw. Slide, switch and bump your way
home before someone sends you back.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Never bump, push or cut in line. Do we understand
one another?

Speaker 19 (43:29):
First your way ahead, then you get away back. So
shake away and you will get home. Furnistus the name
of the game.

Speaker 15 (43:44):
The thing I remember about playings with my brother Andrew
was the way he said it.

Speaker 8 (43:52):
Could worse that way.

Speaker 20 (43:57):
Oh wow, Introducing.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
With more attitude, the game Sweep Revenge.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Ah, there is a good hint, Yes there is. Yeah,
I hope you call it. It is that the voice of
Ben Stein. Yes, yes, that was it. That was him.
He did one of the commercials for this product. All right,
two one, four eight. Somebody's got to get this bone
of them. Show tell me what board game that is?

(44:31):
Mexican Mexican Mexican.

Speaker 13 (44:34):
That's a hot sauce. Texas Pell that's Texas, nor bone them.
Show tell me what board game that is?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Please tell it is? Sorry, that was that was gonna
be my hints. I'm sorry y'all aren't getting the that's
giving it away. Damn right, I'm sorry.

Speaker 16 (44:59):
I'm beginn all right.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
And you got a four pack of State Fair Texas tickets.
State Fair opens this Friday. Who is this?

Speaker 16 (45:09):
Didn't Alec Rodger get.

Speaker 10 (45:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Didn't you play a lot of baseball a long time
ago friendly? Oh?

Speaker 11 (45:16):
Different one with a lesser account.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Okay, okay, okay, Alex, hold on, we'll hook you up
with your tickets, all right, my man, Alex, he did it,
He did it.

Speaker 7 (45:28):
That was a fun game to play.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Sorry, and I got another little Diddy from the toy box. Actually,
I got a couple more to play for you, So
don't go away.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Excellent. Hey, if your bank account could use a little
help ahead of the holidays, We've got some great news
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(45:59):
The return of Rock the Bank next week right here
on Dallas words Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
You know, since we lost Ozzy this year, I'm planning
on an Ozzie mashup for Thursdays Fun with music now First,
and by the way, this Thursday is the last Thursday
of the month. You know what that means, don't you.

Speaker 7 (46:29):
You know AO is not gonna be here, so.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Thursday holiday for me. I'm so sorry. Well, I believe
Dean Lewis is going to join us.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
Yes, our good friend Dean Lewis.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Maybe we'll give him to write a song to he'll
probably blow us away. But we need subjects from you.
You can email us Bow and AO at lone Star
ninety two five dot com. That's each one, or you
can call us on the request line. We'll take some
subjects and try to come up with the song last
Thursday in the month.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
An all, it's on the calendar.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
You always get all tints and everything, but you do
just fine, especially yes, the alcohol. Okay. A guy who's
been on the show many times, Bobby Lee, who is
an absolute mad man. He is, he was on Mad
TV and he's done a bunch of other things. But
he recently celebrated his fifty fourth birthday. Now, keep in mind,

(47:27):
like I say, Bobby Lee has been in here several times.
But this was his very first appearance on the show.
And he got naked on his very first.

Speaker 10 (47:38):
Wheels came off, and so did his clothes.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Well here's proof, abra and here he appears. Say all
to Bobby, my god, oh, my god, God god, Bobby lay,
how are you guys?

Speaker 21 (47:55):
Bobby You've never been on this show. But no, no, no,
I was sick the lost diarry or something, right, what's
the funny. I had diarrhea, maybe the Asian flu. Yeah,
had the bird flu of the bar flu, bird flu
of the button, yeah, ansars.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
And I had some tsunami. Okay, that's not a disease.
You were in Harald and Kumar.

Speaker 21 (48:15):
Oh wow, I like your goatee, by the way, Oh
thank you. I can't grow one, No, you can't. It
takes me nine years, it really does. And I have
straight puba carre. Ethnic men have straight pupil.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
I did not know.

Speaker 22 (48:26):
I did not know that he is closed all right,
just dropped. He took off, take it out.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Hello, bumby grin, look out.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Now, I know you like to take your clothes off.
I should do it at the airport when they screen.

Speaker 21 (48:45):
You know, I do do it, you don't, you know
for some you know because I have a hoodie. You
know what hoodie is, right, But I don't wear a
shirt underneath it, right, because they always ask you to
take off your hoodie, right, So I take it off.
And then they realized that I don't have a shirt
on underneath the security we have nipples for security nipples
and that's I do it purposely hoodie right, there's.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Does that mean any uncircumcised if I have a hoodie, Well,
mine's a helmet.

Speaker 11 (49:12):
Just know.

Speaker 21 (49:13):
When I came in, he thought I was the girl
from crays Anatomy. He goes, I love your work on
Grays Anatomy. I go, that's not me, and they go heroes.
I go, no, that's not me, and he said the
guy from Entoo.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
That's not me.

Speaker 21 (49:23):
He goes, He goes, you're from American Idol. I go,
that's not me and so then I don't know what
you're about.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
He remember Bobby from Pineapple Express.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Had one line, one line, yeah, one.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Mile's let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
No retreat, no surrender. Oh it pleases you.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
That was so great though, the way you did it, Bobby,
the way you did it was just wonderful. Thank you
so much. I have straight pubes.

Speaker 21 (49:47):
But anyway, let's go on again again again. I'm like,
you know, a fat or Pikachu. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
very good. Thank you. We'll never do that again.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
I want the problem.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
My a is puckered when you did that. Don't take
up with that voice.

Speaker 21 (50:05):
But any of what I'm saying is that all I
want is to pay my bills, right, and you know,
get women, and every once in a while, I want
to stake dinner. Yeah, and if show business can you
know what I mean, provide that, then I think I've
made it. So I don't care about that other stuff.
Like you know, I'm on Chelsea, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I do a couple of things, you know what I mean.
But it's like I'm fine, Yeah, I'm totally fine. Okay,

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you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
That was written for me.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
I don't know that it made my as vibrate. You
should go into the w W. You could be mister
Fuji to What.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Does that mean?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
I'm white? Do you guys know that? Yeah, I have jonas.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
You're wide enough.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Wait he's leaving already. Yeah, wait a minute, wait, wait waitite,
he's got to go do TV.

Speaker 21 (50:59):
Yeah, I'm gonna do TV, and you gotta leave that
shirt off. I'm gonna Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
It says Vietnam vets are better in the buet?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Which is true?

Speaker 8 (51:09):
Which?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Which TV show is a going to ABC? Yeah? Well,
your show's on ABC. I can't wait to.

Speaker 21 (51:16):
See I'm gonna see something right now, right if my
show becomes a hint, I'm always gonna do.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
This radio stationing old white.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Dudes in the whole world.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Bobby, Good, see again, man, I love you so much,
even though we saw way too much. Oh no, he's
attacking Randy.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
He's hopping it.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Randy, cheat your pants off to Bobby. One of our
favorite and most disturbing people that we never have on
the show. Oh Bobby, you too? Oh no, see you
later where he comes in me? You felt my breakfasts alight?

Speaker 8 (52:00):
No way, so long, Bobby, you're listening to the Bow
and Thumb.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Show, Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
That's basically what we've been doing pretty much all morning,
all month, playing head game with yo Ath. Yeah, okay,
I got another little request for a bit, but first
I gotta tell you fresh off it's historic fiftieth season.

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Saturday Night Live is kicking off its fifty first season
with some familiar faces. Bad Bunny, Amy Poher, and Sabrina Carpenter.
That's right, the trio No Stranger to Studio eight h
will host the first three episodes of the season. All
three were heavily involved in the season's fiftieth anniversary celebrations.

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Up first is Bad Bunny.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
Oh, he is so funny when he does this.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
He really is. He kicks off things on October fourth
is host, but he won't be the musical guest that night.
Doja Cat will make her debut in that slot on
this episode. A Saturday Night Live alumni Amy Power will
host the second episode on October eleventh, alongside first time
musical guest role model Do you Know Who That is? No?

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Her episode will air fifty years to the day of
the very first episode of Saturday Night Live. October eleventh,
nineteen seventy five. Wow, and Zabrita Carpenter is pulling double
duty as hosting musical guests on October eighteenth. It's her
first time hosting and second time as musical guest. But
she too was a picture of the anniversary celebrations, opening

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the show with a duet with Paul Simon and appearing
in a sketch. I thought they did pretty good.

Speaker 7 (53:46):
Yeah, she's a great little entertainer. And she's very funny too.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yes, you never know when somebody's got a sense to
humor until you give them a chance. Yeah, even musicians,
exactly exactly true. You don't know, but musicians are more
of a crapshoot really.

Speaker 16 (54:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Okay, I got this request. Actually, Anna told me that
I got this request. And this is something that we
play every so often, but sparingly. But today we'll do it. Ben, gentlemen,
it's barbecue Bob and the ABC's of farting one more time, Holly.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
How do you do it? How are you buckeroos and buckerettes.

Speaker 11 (54:27):
Y'all know me, and y'all know I ain't no doctor
and I don't play one on TV, but I do
know a finger free about plumbing.

Speaker 8 (54:36):
Indoor plumbing. You are indoor plumbing, yes.

Speaker 11 (54:40):
Sir, I'm here to offer my expertise on identifying the
various kinds of digestive track, colonical intestinal expulsion of flatullational fumes.

Speaker 8 (54:51):
In other words, we're gonna.

Speaker 11 (54:53):
Learn the ABC's are ripping a good eye water and
maggot dagging. He've inducing paint paling far. I do believe
that rod killed chili. I had last night's taking effect.
So let's get underway, here we go. Now, that's just
a common poot. That's something women will try to hide,

(55:16):
won't never fesh up to it. Would rather be skinned
alive and have their credit cards you ain't from their
purses than admit to busting one of them. These are
rare because, as you know, women have to shut up
long enough to build up some pressure. Now that there
is you trouser, cough, real quick, real to the point,

(55:36):
enough said about it. That is your basic rup rumbler there.
It usually creates a visible ripple effect on persons of
ample posterior girth. Oh that there's dangerous. That's the splatterer.

(55:57):
Always checking make sure it ain't a miner splatterer or
you're in real trouble. Just remember you'll come across as
a dud if you ever draw mud. The ever popular
bloomer Boomer can't sneak them out in church oho nose
bacially in a Baptist church because they got them wooden pews.

(56:19):
By the way, I believe that's where the word pew
came from.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Now there you have.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
Your blooter blurder.

Speaker 11 (56:28):
Them things will keep you warm in the wintertime if
you push hard enough.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
Now watch out for this, and.

Speaker 11 (56:39):
That's the bowel buster, very noxious and very flammable, makes
your folks are at least fifteen feet away if you're
a blue flaming. Now there is the buck snorter, the
most common kind, follow by it, Yeah, the cushion creeper.

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All show have you Skivvy Sniffy, the house frog, the
honey hiccup, the beanie, the breeze lunch, the bronx hawk,
the butt bomb, the puff Daddy, the bean Dipper, the
bugs rapper, and the ever popular air biscuits. So don't
be ashamed, be proud of your production. And all ways,
remember it's not the intensity, it's the density.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
Thank you. We'll talk again. Dog a pull trump.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Where are you gonna hear a musical fart piece on
any other show? Only here? Dallas Horse Classic ronk lone
Star ninety two five. Lovely Leda Ford just turned sixty
seven years old, and she looks really good. Yeah, because
she's got that runaway money stash.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Yeah you think that's it.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (58:19):
She's dressed up like evil Cadievil in this picture. Yes,
her boobs aren't sagging, so I want to know her.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Secret one name push him up Broad. Yes, she does
look like she's just like keep Look.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
That's a great picture. She looks good.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Okay. Who on our tickets to go seet cru bo?
I think we got us a Cajun winner this time.
Oh yeah, Joe Monier, Joe Monnier, Yeah all right, yeah Monnier?
Way yet?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (58:52):
Who died?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Hold on older the dead Joe?

Speaker 14 (58:54):
You're going to see leotly who there?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
They don't talk like that. I'm doing too much. Justin
Wilson aren't Yeah too much? I like Justin Wilson.

Speaker 14 (59:06):
I used to watch his show Worship, but we had
several records.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Joe Montier, he lived here in Carleton. Yeah, and I
used to watch you Justin Wilson every time he'd stir
his bellies.

Speaker 14 (59:19):
Yes, he drinks some wine and stir and wall yeah yeah,
make me want to go to Papa Dollar's Heea today,
which I might do.

Speaker 7 (59:28):
Torate calling my name. You know we aren't the only
ones opening up the lone Star ticket window today. Jeff
k will open it up this afternoon around four thirty five.
He has your tickets to go see the Trans Siberian
Orchestra when they come to town to play the American
Airline Center December twentieth, and he's gonna give those tickets
away right after he wraps up that hour of non

(59:50):
stop classic rock to help you get through your workday
right here on lone Star ninety two to five, and
tomorrow will be cooler. Tomorrow's high in the low eighties
right now.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Seven yeah, move your stinky ass.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Down from me.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
Sorry about that boat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Long Star ninety two to five. Let me remind you
once again that tomorrow is ask us Stuff Day. So
I know you've got a question you might want us
to answer, So call the ask Us Stuff hotline. Leave
it there to and for eight six six eighty six hundred,
and we'll see what kind of work we have to
do to find answers to questions that we haven't heard yet.

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So challenge us. Okay, yes, please do, and we will
play Choose your News for a family four pack of
tickets to the State Fair of Texas. We'll also give
you some corny dog coupons and uh, it'll be done
with Choose your News tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
And there's no theme tomorrow, new.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Theme this time, just random dumb ass headlines that the
Weekly World News is so famous.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
For you and the Weekly World News.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Oh yeah, Oh that's right, I have to make one up.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
Yes you do. All right, let's start time wasters. This
is what we have on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two five dot com. Raught
to you by the Good Guys Car Show thirty second
Summit Racing lone Star Nationals this weekend September twenty sixth
through the twenty eighth at Texas Motor Speedway. So if
you were bummed that Sticks canceled their show at Dosequi's
Pavilion last month, while we have some good news. Styx

(01:01:18):
will be making a stop in North Texas after all.
The legendary rock band is going to perform at Bass
Performance Hall in Fort Worth Wednesday, October twenty second. The
show is part of unt Hell Fort Worth's annual Legends
Concert series, which is a fundraising event for student scholarships.
Speaking of Sticks, when fans check out their Las Vegas

(01:01:40):
residency next year at the Venetian, they are going to
get a very special treat that takes them back to
nineteen seventy eight. All the band has announced that they're
going to be performing their triple platinum album Pieces of
Eight in its entirety.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
Ticket sales are going to be available for the Vegas
residence starting Friday, and we have all that information up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
And of course Styx holds the record for playing at
the most one of our bashes. Very true, they played
like five times.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
They love Lone Star and Cardinals Santana not slowing down. Tomorrow,
He's gonna kick off his residency at the House of
Blues at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, and apparently
he must love playing there, because yesterday he announced a
bunch of twenty twenty six dates sixteen new dates for
an intimate evening with Cardinals Santana Greatest Tits Live tickets

(01:02:31):
are going to go on sale this Friday. Now, recently,
Cardinals was interviewed about the fifty fifth anniversary of Woodstock,
which took place on August sixteenth. Now, specifically, he was
asked about his song Soul Sacrifice.

Speaker 23 (01:02:45):
So Sacrifice is one of the songs like The Grateful Dead,
that every time we played, you always see people dancing.
Whether they know how to dance or not, it all
depends on the ia the beholder. They're not inhibited, they
just go out there and dance. Soon. That really reminds
me of The Grateful Dead in Aquatic Park and Hippie
Hill and San Francisco Street Fest, of when people just

(01:03:05):
dancing and forgetting about unhappiness for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
And if you might remember, we had Carlos Santana on
this show many times, and one time he told us
at Woodstock that he did a bunch of mescalin yep
before he went on stage, and his guitar was like
a snake in his head.

Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
He became one with the amplifier.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yes he did.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
And Sole Sacrifice was the final number that they played
at Woodstock, and that's the performance that appears in the
movie Woodstock as well. Paul McCartney's Got Back Tour about
to kick off another North American leg. So his team
put together a recap where it's been, where he's been
during the past four years, and we have that recap
up the video. The tour is going to resume with

(01:03:46):
a warm up show this Friday in Santa Barbara, California.
The closest stops to us BO Tulsa, Oklahoma on October
twenty second, and San Antonio on Saturday, October twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Well, that would be a santap.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Yeah right, I would like to see him one more time.
Looks like Chad Kroger of Nickelback and Sammy Hagar are
working on some new music together with some all star help.
On Sunday, Sammy Hagar posted a video of himself with
Chad Kroger along with Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, where
they hint at a new project and we have all
that info up. Finally, what would you do if you

(01:04:24):
saw a dog on the roof of a house?

Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Gee, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
We have a dog in my neighborhood that's always up
on the roof. Well, one guy climbed onto the roof
of the house to try to save the dog, and
that video has gone viral. You can check it out
on the Bow and Them show page at lone star
ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
R and Soul ends another broadcast day, Paul, the station
will still be on, it's just will be gone.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Yeah, Jason's coming up next. Yeah, we're gonna be on
the Facebook line.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Yeah, we'll see what we talk about. Sometimes things happen
that makes you hey, that was pretty good, and sometimes
you look back and say, what the hell was that?

Speaker 16 (01:05:02):
Well, you know what?

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
On a toy Mark's Tuesday, we got quite a few requests,
So if you didn't like it, it's their fault.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Yeah, exactly, just like on Thursday, if you give us
bad subjects. Whose song is it? Anyway? May sung?

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
No, I completely blame my bad singing on the Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
Come on, you do just five?

Speaker 16 (01:05:23):
All right.

Speaker 14 (01:05:24):
I'm not gonna be here on Thursday for this karaoke session,
but I do have a question.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Okay, what's the music bed going to be? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
Well, we need to be nice to Dean.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Do you want Dean to participate? Dean Lewis is going
to be in here. He'll be in for me.

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
I think he I think he should.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Do you think Okay, then let's do it to the
blues beg again. Anna just loves to do it to
the blues bed because it's the easiest thing to do. Yes,
lots of Texans like to do it to the blues. Yeah,
well you know, because you just have to rhyme the
second and fourth line, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:06:01):
And I still screw it up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
No, you don't. You did really good last time you
were at a ball, so rescus give us some good
subjects cause if.

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
The song sucks, it might be part of your.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Ball for bads on this But we'll do our dead
level down all right. Also later on this week, Don
Barnes of thirty eight Special.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
Yeah, they're celebrating their fiftieth anniversary and they have a new.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Album ount and of course the State Far of Texas
over on Friday, and we'll have another family four pack
of tickets on tomorrow's show at seven fifty. As we
played choose a deal or news all right, So our
after show decompression session is next. Feel free to tune in,
feel free to call in. It don't matter. We're just

(01:06:44):
sitting here killing time, which we're really good at. If
you've heard the show now, we could waste time. If
we need to waste time, we can't, Okay, so we'll
see you on the after show and see on the
show not show tomorrow. I alright, bye M