Toybox: Sandler, Tomlin, BBQBob. A DUI in a Barbie Jeep. (Full Show 9.9.25 Ep. 1443)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can on taking care of your lawn. These days sure
seems complicated. Big trucks, fancy service contracts, dangerous chemicals can
all seem so unnecessary, especially now when you can call
on something as easy and natural as kim Dog. Each week,
the kim Dog will personally inspect your lawns for weeds

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and crabgrass. He'll spray liquid formula number one. And for
those patches where grass just don't seem to grow, your
kim Dog will apply a special layer of formula number two. Boys,
watch a step that's all natural fertilizer. So if your
lawn's looking kind of shaggy, unleash the kim Dog. We

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may not be the best, but we sure got a
leg up on the competition. All not on my shem
bad dog, him dog. Imagine me and you.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I can't bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
There is one last nod to the late great Mark
Bowman of the Turtles who casted away over.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
The instead of playing happy together. It's like, here we go,
here's your tribute.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's crappy together. I like the bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Not often you get to hear troublodyte in a song
I know, other than the song trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
By the Jimmy castor Bunch. I played it when it was.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
New on vinyl.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's right. You remember when we used to use carts
to Yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Those eight track carts and then they would burn and
I would stop in the middle.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Remember the big magnetic block that you would use to erase.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh yeah, the cart eraser hip that made that.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
She'll had one for the longest time in one of
the production studios. I think they tracked it finally. Yes,
our equipment, there's so much fenshing it stopped.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, computer issues.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
There's a computer glitch and all of a sudden you'll
hear the legal ID twice.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, speaking of that, it's Tester's Day. Testers is about
tech savvy guys that test computers for bugs. And why
is something wrong in a computer called a bug? Yeah?
Why because today commemorates the day in nineteen forty seven. Yes,
they had computers in when the first actual bug was

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found in the computer. And by actual bug we mean
a real once was living buzzing bug. And that's where
the term computer bug.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I did god know that.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
If you listen to that show, you'll learn some stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Those were computers like had the whole side of one building.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, and they were like fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
And there was only like five computers for a whole university.
You had to set up appointment times.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh those were the day.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Did you guys ever have a Commodore sixty four or
a TRS.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Commodore sixty four. It's also care Bears Share Your Care Day.
I thought those care bears went extinct a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh man, they were the cutest things. Did Bailey have
one or Jessica?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yes, Jessica and Bestie and Bailey all had one. I mean,
if I have any care I'll share it with you,
even if you don't care.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, now you have to share your love. Boo boo.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh god, it's International Suduku Day.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh my gosh, be a headache just thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
A lot of you like to figure them out, but
they give me a headache.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It is international by a priest of beard.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh yeah, that should be every Sunday after confession.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Father, let's get tanked and talk about heaven and stuff
like that.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Hey, my family used to always invite the priest over
for dinner, and they always serve to beer or wine
because priests, unlike Baptist ministers like to drink.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, Baptist ministers like to drink, they just don't do
it in front of other Baptists. Trust me, I was
raised in a Baptist church. All bat we trust you.
It is national.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I love food day. Oh yes, right, don't we all?
Especially yesterday's State Fair food Day.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh yeah, oh I had dreams about yesterday. Yeah, that
was really good. I mean, if you didn't eat food,
you'd probably starve and would leave more food.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
For the rest of Okay, nice way to look at it.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Bo Roberts, Hey, you want to talk food. Yeah, national
Wiener Schnitzel day. Oh yeah, I love that stuff. It's
common in homes and restaurants across Austria, where it is
also considered a national dish. In fact, vener snitche will
translate to Viennese Schnitzel, which is the name for Austria's
capital of Vienna.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Plus it's damn delicious. And Octoberfest is next week and
in Addison they're gonna have some mesta.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yes they oil Octoberfest season already.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
God this you're just going by right? It's national ants
on a log.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Day with peanut butter and celery.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
You put celery in the little dip in the or
you put peanut butter in the celery and then put
some raisins on top. Yeah, it sounds kind of nasty,
but you'd eat it if there was nothing else.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
In the big on the raisins, and it's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Weirdo's day. Well you tuned into the right show if
you're looking for weirdo. Yes you did. By the way,
Good morning, your bunch of weirdos in here, buddy. We
all wear those colors proud ye all right, look at
sports of all sorts coming up, and of course we
got the freaking and it's a toy box Tuesday, and

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I got some good as plan soo sixth morning stretch.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
He y'all forgot seven fifty Trans Siberian Orchestra or tickets
to the good guys at thirty second Annual Summit lund Star.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Next, we'll give you a choice that it's time. Yeah,
that's right, I'm bad the whole country movie. Yes, we do,
usually says because of the smell. They also call that notorious.
I get it Thatallas. What was classic rocke Loan Star
ninety two by I look at six thirty and diverse

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parts of all.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Are brought you by the Will Height Law Firm. Injury
lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com. Okay, a lot of
people around here know who this guy was. Texas high
school football coaching legend Gary G. A. Moore died Friday
at the age of eighty six. He was born in
nineteen thirty eight in Mustang, Texas. That is right outside
of course it can. It is and it was the

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closest place where you could go and buy beer back
in the day.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Man. His coaching career included over four hundred winning games
and eight state championships. Who Moore's noted coaching career includes Solino,
where he coached for fourteen years. During his very first season,
the team made it to the state semifinals. The team
ultimately captured five state championships, including a role from nineteen

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ninety eight to two thousand and one. They also racked
up a fifty seven game winning streak, which is crazy.
That's unheard of. He was one of the most winningest
coaches in Texas high school football history. In twenty twelve,
he was inducted into the Texas Sports Hall of Fame.
If you went to Solina back then. You probably have

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seen the guy walk in the halls, or maybe you
played for him.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Rest in peace, coach, exactly.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, if you missed Monday Night football last night, here's
a quick recap for you.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Hopefully you didn't go to sleep early.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Well in Minnesota, JJ McCarthy let a stunning turnaround in
the fourth quarter last night as Minnesota Vikings erased a
seventeen to six deficit to stun the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I was watching the game, and I thought Chicago was
good Way oh Man. They had it in a bag.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
But in the end, Minnesota beat him twenty seven to
twenty four on the road. JJ McCarthy, a twenty twenty
four first round pick by Minnesota who missed the full
season due to an injury last year, made his debut
and came out the victor over a fellow draft mate
and number one overall pick, Caleb Williams. Now McCarthy really
struggled for the first three quarters. Now Williams in Chicago

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started the game much better and were the better team
for the first three quarters, but never really put away Minnesota,
and they let their divisional rivals hang around long enough
to beat them. The Bears really did run out of
gas and that fourth quarter their defense just went away.
That set the stage for Minnesota to completely seize the momentum,
leaving Soldier Field in Chicago to once again boo its

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team in the opening week.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's bad when you own crowd boot Yeah, yeah, that's
a knock, so sad.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Speaking of the NFL and of Honor Dahara, we'd like
to congratulate her on having a first place standing in
our pigskin picks. Four points for Anna, Duceneo tied with three,
Clay and Bow tied with two for third place.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Let's keep up the good work, pa ear.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Season.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
We all know what happens in the fourth quarters Chicago,
Yes we do.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
All of us would like to thank the Eagles for
giving us one point.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Really appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
An obscene trend that first took place on the court
of the w n b A during its regular season
has made its way to the NFL field. Yeah, dildo
throwing has leveled up my friends. Sunday, between the Cleveland
Browns and the Cincinnati Bengals, second quarter of the game,
a green dildo was launched onto the far side of

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the field and away from where the action was happening.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Why are they all always green?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
They sew them on WNBA courts. They were green tours
some reason.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Apparently there's a company and the company is using it
as a way to draw attention.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh, PA's one of our dildos out on a court
or a football field and watch the fun.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
I was thinking maybe green dildos are cheaper, like in
bulk or something.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I don't know. I don't know, man, this I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
We love blue humor and locker room stuff here on
the Bone them show, but there's kids and families out there.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
We all think about that.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
An NFL official was seen in a video posted to
social media nonchalantly picking up the green dildo and tossing it.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Towards the sideline.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
It was the talk of the WNBA for a few weeks.
A league threatened to pursue criminal charges against people who
screw around like that. Sex toys have been thrown during
at least six WNBA games since July then. The first
happened during a game in Atlanta on July twenty ninth.
It happened in Chicago with the WNBN in August first,
and it happened and again on.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Thursday cryptocurrency, and they are called green dildo coin.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
What else would they call it? Green dildo coin? Get
yours today? Well, go and see the Cowboys play the
Giants on Sunday. If you are, there's some new menu
items you might want to try. Yeah, you know, the
fair brought us a bunch of food yesterday. Everybody's coming
out with new menu items, and this Cowboys first home

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game of the season, you can get yourself the Rowdy Dog.
It's a hot dog wrapped in bacon and served on
a bun with the candied halapanos, pico degayo, and a
spicy krima that sounds delict How about this the Alte
Burger caddy on a bun served with lettuce, tomato, pepper jack, cheese,
and flaming hot you.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Little I love that.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
The Frito pie burger. I used to love freedom. This
item is also new for the twenty twenty five season.
It consists of a beef patty on a mound, topped
with chili cheddar cheese, chili cheese, fritos, and pico de gayo.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
We used to have free doo phi fredo pie hamburgers
in South Texas during football games.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Oh, really sell them.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Wait a minute, there's also the Texas Burrito, your choice
of chicken or beef, French fries, guacamole, pigo degyo, queso fresco,
and a spicy crim wrapped inside the locally sourced seventeen
inch flour.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's a big o.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
The smoked salmon blt comes with bacon, rugula, tomato, avocado,
and a chipote.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
No that sounds fancy.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, wait a minute, let's not forget the dessert nachos.
For game day, you can enjoy cinnamon sugar top Dallas
Cowboys shape Stars with strawberry and cream Cheese dipping sausage
will be available when the Cowboys take on the Giants
this Sunday. Jerry works, I'm hungry already, tell well Bo,

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it looks like the injury plague. Texas Rangers are doing
just fine with their rookie fill ins. Last night at
Globelife Field, twenty nine year old rookie centerfielder Michael Hellman
hit a grand slam and a double driving in all
of the Texas Rangers runs against baseball's best teams. As

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a playoff chasing Texas Rangers beat the Milwaukee Brewers five
to nothing last night FO five.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
That gets the Rangers as close as they've been to
the American League West League in more than three months.
The Rangers are within three and a half games of
idle Houston Milwaukee, which is three game series could become
the first team to officially clinch a playoff spot. Was
held scoreless for the eleventh time this season as Rangers
left handed Jacob Lats pitched five and two third scoreless.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Innings last night.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Cole Win, Jacob Webb, and Chris Martin finished off the
rangers fourteenth shutout win of the season. Rangers and Brewers
will face off again tonight at Globe Liffield. First pitch
will be at seven o five with Jack Lighter on
the mound for the Rangers. If you can't make it
out to the Shed tonight, you can watch the game
on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Now, between yesterday and bo Rogers Roberts food story here
a moment ago, we're all tortured with wonderful sports food
and event food. But we're going to do a little
bit more now. Kansas City is where we're going for
this story, and they're inviting fans to suit up in
hot dog costumes. Oh cool, and race for glory, as
they say on the poster September twentieth, against the Blue Jays.

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To be involved in the Hot Dog Race Championship tournament,
fans are invited to submit a video by September twelfth
explaining why they deserve a spot in a hot dog
costume and b at the starting line. The nine winners chosen,
we'll sprind one hundred yards in front of a roaring
crowd in a hot dog c Oh good luck to

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everyone participating while trying to make your baseball dreams come true.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Wow, what that'll do for your reputation.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Look at this. I think I like this better than
the Dot Race, the dog Race.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I think you're right. I think you're right. The Dallas
Mavericks are unveiling a newly renovated basketball court on October first,
in the hometown of their longest tenured player, Dirk Levitzki.
The court will be located at Here Goes Gustav Wally
Mittele Schule in Wurtzburg, Germany. I don't know if that's

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exactly right, but I'm giving myself a cet eye anyway.
During the dedication ceremony, they will be remarked from Dirk himself, Dallas,
Mavericks CEO Rick Welts and leaders from Wurtzburg. Court is
the fourth international project by the Mavericks team. There is
also a court in Slovenia, two courts in Spain, and
a court in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
I didn't know that either. Dirk, of course, played.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
His entire career with the Mavericks until he retired in
twenty nineteen, in addition to playing for the German national team.
Well you got to represent your own country now, all right, Okay,
coming up, it's the freaking Full Files next on the
bow and them show. Get ready for an overload of

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dumb ass. Because there Bob Seeger's leaving.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, I didn't even know it was here. There it
goes Gess the song by Roberts.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
All right, sorry, I have a problem with reality sometimes
there Dallas Hower's classic Yeah you're welcome, Bob, thanks for
telling me. Sorry erectly all right, it is now time
for the Freak and Fool File here at six forty five.
A Canadian man was pulled over and arrested last week
while driving a jeep. An outraged witnesses demand to know

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why he wasn't speeding. He appeared to be following all
the traffic laws. Maybe it was because his jeep was
a child sized pink barbie toy. That might be it. Wow,
Casper Lincoln was seen wearing aviators, sutnglasses and driving this
little pink toy car in the street.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
How did he fit into it?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I don't know because those things are tiny.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
He told police he was going to walk to seven
eleven get a slurpee, but was lazy and decided instead
to borrow his roommate's daughter's barbie jeep. First of all,
you go riding around in a pink barbie jeep, there's
people that are gonna remember that and bring it up
each time they see you, if they know you. He
squeezed himself behind the wheel and cruised down the road

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at a breakneck speed of three miles an hour, drawing
glass and cheers from other motors. Some of them were
honking and giving them thumbs up. Some are going, you
dumb ass. But even the fund was over, officers ordered
him to pull over and place him in and cuffs.
Some witnesses insisted he was doing nothing wrong and argue

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that the arrest was a little bit excessive.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Here he is bo Barbie.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Cops were not amused ay ticket in for driving a
motorized vehicle in traffic without a license and insurance. I
didn't know you needed a license and insurance to drive
a little Barbie jeep, especially.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
One that's pink. It is a motor vehicle, I guess
it is.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Doesn't use no gas.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Though, embarrassing, but good try cast way to go man,
And this is why you should not dismiss those noises
in your attic or crawl space. But Oregon authorities say
a forty year old man was arrested recently after being
discovered living in a crawl space at.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
A condominium complex south of Portland.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Apparently, a witness saw a man parker truck and then
walk behind one of the buildings in the complex, but
he's noticed that the crawl space door was both damaged
and locked with an extension cord running through a vent,
and after forcing it open, they discovered forty year old
Benjamin the cure inside. Benjamin had taken significant steps to

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improve the conditions of the crawl space and was obviously
living inside. Deputies observed a bed, lights, chargers, TVs at
other electronics plugged into the power of the house, so
he didn't have to pay electricity because it was plugged
into the power of the house.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Got a little set up there now.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
A pipe with white residue that tested positive for me
and famine was also found, and that, of course, surprised nobody.
According to the Sheriff's office, Benjamin told police he was
gonna move out, bud, he just never got around to it.
He was good, he was thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
That should count for something.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
He give me a break now, because I was thinking
about moving out. In fact, I was gonna thing about
moving out today.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, but you caught me.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Does that help? You interrupted my movie? But that's okay.
I'll get over it, guys. Miso soup is something that's
really mysterious to me.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
It is delicious and I eat it, but I have
no idea what the hell I'm eating, and I can't
see in the soup.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
It's made of ground up misos. It's me a little
bit of animals walking around. They just get him and
count them to death with a hammer, try him up,
put them in a soup that.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Actually sounds kind of disgusting.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yes, you have been kind of good.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Depending on the animals, though, Well, now I know more
about miso soup, and after this story, you're gonna hear
your first incident of miso soup murder attempts What Japanese
high school student cuffed and stuff for allegedly trying to
poison his uncle to death using his miso soup?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
And I assume the.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Cloudiness of it by adding deadly ingredients? Why not hatred
not craziness? The old man snored too much.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I can see that.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You don't kill him for snoring?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Right?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
He wanted to snuff his life out. He was an
eighteen year old teenager, so he's up at he He
was arrested in charge with the tempted murder after mincing
up leaves from a toxic oleander plant and mix them
into his uncle's miso soup.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
The teen's uncles.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Seem sensed an unusual taste in the miso soup he
was served, and he spit it out, But apparently that
was too late. He soon started exhibiting symptoms like mouth
numbness stomach pain.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
He had to get to a doctor.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Samples from the bowl of miso super found to contain
a lethal amount of the toxic substance oleandrin contained within
the evergreen tree oleander. Now that sucker blooms with red
or white flowers. It's commonly planted. I don't know why,
but it is as a street tree or a park tree.
Its branches and leaves are extremely toxic.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
So why are they.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Putting these out in public?

Speaker 6 (21:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Well, not many people come up and take a leaf
in the right.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Luckily, the teen's uncle, fifty three year old self employed
man who lived with the boy and his mom, made
a full recovery.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
But his nephew locked up and probably for a long time.
Well that's what she gets. Leave grandpa alone day.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
There was that movie with Michelle Feiffer called White o
Leander where they tried to poison Oh.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Really, yeah, I've never seen that live. Well, for a
while now, the parents with only fan sensation Lily Phillips
have been pleading with her to tone down her sexual
stunts and embarrassing sexual acrobatics.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
It's not like they hadn't seen her naked before.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
No, I mean a baby. This gang is always doing something.
While Phillips has heard there, please, she's shown no signs
of slowing down. She's gonna keep humping till she goes away.
She still lines guys up and bangs as many as
will show up for one of her videos.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
And her parents must be so proud.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh, of course they are. She did, however, want to
show her folks that she loved them, so she went
to a high end car dealership and bought them a
brad Blue car that cost in the six figures and
she paid cash for it. Damn, I guess hoping guys
is kind of profitable. The skate model has claimed that

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amidst all the criticism around her career choice, she's actually
a multi millionaire who can afford to pay cash for
a nice car for mom and dad. Now her parents
can think of their little girl every time dad pulls
out into traffic, just like some of the men who
have to pull out because they might fall in if
you catch my drift, or if her mom gets rear

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ended like her daughter does many times in her porn video.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
But I.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Find a way to twist everything around to make it
and that's why we love you.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Coming up next hour on the Toy Box Tuesday, bo
has a fun way for you to pick your ticket Now.
This week you get to pick between tickets to see
the Trans Siberian Orchestra December twentieth at the American Airline Center.
Or you can pick tickets to go to the Good
Guys thirty second Annual Summit lone Star Nationals at Texas
Motor Speedway the weekend of September twenty sixth. Pick your

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ticket around seven to fifty right here on the bow
and them show on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
All right, we're all going to do it together now, ready?

Speaker 8 (24:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Yah?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, too hard there, pair ball?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
That was what was classic rock? Lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
Toy Box Tuesday. Here's some requests. A request for barbecue
Bob hunting doves because it's dove season. That one, right
it is?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Also the MMA Fighter with the embarrassing last name. Oh yes,
you remember that one. I got a request for that one.
And I got a little something here from Adam Sandler
because it's his fifty ninth birthday today.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Now.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I always loved it when he would do his little
musical stuff on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, and his movies
are pretty damn funny. Thanksgiving song all good? Oh no,
because you know we save them for when it's that
time of holidays. What you know? So, uh, I got
a little something from Adam Sandler. Most of you will

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know what it is, but it's something that's dedicated to
the cowboys. Brandon Aubrey. I think you know what it is.
Aubrey gets into it. It is up and it's good
with room despair. That's the life of the lonesome ticker

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until his check clears.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Then it's okay.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Plenty of classic rock and plenty of cutting up. It's
the Poe and Them Show, Dallas Whippers, Classic Rock, Lone
Star ninety two. I was Stevie ray Vaughan bitching about
the weather again again. Don't look like mother Nature is
getting too active.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Hre No, It's supposed to be sunny. A high in
the upper eighties today, pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I'm glad them one hundred degree days are gone.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I hope so Texas.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
So you never know, Okay, if I were to say
the name Kristin Cabot, would you know who I was
talking about. She's the married former astronomer executive who was
caught on a kiss camp suddling with her boss during
a July Colplay concert. She has filed for divorce from
her husband.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
They can't work it out.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
You'd think he would be the one to file, but
it was her. Cabot filed the divorce position in New
Hampshire Court on August thirteenth, less than a month after
cell phone video was taken of her and her date
and her almost married boss that was there, that yeah,
was all snuggling up to and probably grinding on his crew.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I haven't heard about a divorce from him, but she filed.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Oh yeah, yeah. Cabot and former Astronomery CEO Andy Byron
were seen with their arms around each other, oh, in
such a wonderful embrace on July sixteenth, when the jumbo
drawn at the concert happened to zoom in on them.
When they realized what was happening, the couple covered their
faces and ducked out of you.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh yeah, she like ran away immediately, And.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Of course everybody talked about that afterwards.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
And a woman caught it on her cell phone and
that's when it went worldwide.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Uh huh. Their strange behavior prompted Coldplay frontman Chris Martin
to say, whoa look, look get these too. They're either
having an affair or they're just very shy. Well, Chris,
you were right the first time. Yes, you are.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Sorry they couldn't work it out.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I know, things just get a little too messed up
and you just can't go backwards. Okay, uh hey, the
request to play a couple of things from the toy box.
First of all, I mean, I haven't gone dove hunting
in years, but it is dove season. Its tasty meat,
and you know what happened?

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Luck is it?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
No why I got you your little bath?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
You drop?

Speaker 6 (28:47):
He runs pretty good for a free legged dog.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I'll tell you, Bob, what in the holy hell are
you doing? Shooting a shotgun out of the window them away?

Speaker 6 (28:56):
I figure up.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
To last long hellspectacle. I can't even tell if them
the doves or not. But you know, during dog season, if.

Speaker 9 (29:07):
It flies, it dies. But Bob, hold, they got to
hit woman.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Traffic lord, I ain't got respect.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Takeles on. Is that an ambulance pulling in the part
of Lockeer?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
No, Bob, that's a cop car.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Okay, st.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Y'all ain't seen me. Y'all don't know me. You don't
even know nobody looks like me.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
All right, barbeque, Bob dove hunting from our window here
in this control.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Does but a lot of pigeons.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Well, if they fly, they certainly should die. What you
so cruel for? Okay, here's the one that was requested.
This is uh some guys calling them m m a
and it just so happens. One of the fighter's last
names was miamus Yep, that was his real name.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I checked and he didn't change it.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
No, he didn't. So this has become a nice viral
clip here on the show. So let's enjoy it once
more because we had a request for it.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
Try to slush Minus on the peck and consistantly testing
that mid section of minus minus getting beaten on it.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Minus can take.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
A pounding in comeback, but Minus has relaxed heat pack
still riding the back of Minus minus flattening ouse Minus
flat on the canvas. We are ready to rock and roll.
Sticking around the action, there is a count on Minus
Minus is in a bit of paint here. Minus is
ready to pounce.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
Yet you watch one, I'll watch the.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Other, Michael, I'll watch Minus rings on. Physician has just popped.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
In there to look at Minus Minus got the clinch,
then he pops the head ouse Minus old bloody over
shop as his chest.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Finally, the color guy got in on the joke and
real life, what the hell are we saying? Dallas Horse
Classic RONK lone Star ninety two five. There's the end
of our little ditty about Jack and Diane. Oh, somebody asked,
are they real people? I don't know who cares.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Up?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Tell you what. By the way, tomorrow is Ask a
Stuff Day and we're gonna need some questions from you.
Call the Ask your Stuff Hotline two on four eight
six six eighty six hundred. Leave your question there or
answered on the air. And to choose your tickets, you
must choose your news. And is there a theme this time? Okay,

(31:44):
I get it confused, Okay, birthdays. Actress that I've always loved,
Lily Tomlin just turned eighty six years old.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
She still looks good, she still yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Well we actually had her on the show one time
and it went like this, when Jim.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Show, Hi, Randy James.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
You don't want to talk to Randy James. Randy don't
do nothing but get in everybody's way. Is this Lily Tomlin? Yes, sure, right, Lily,
I got something special for you, honey, You ready.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yeah, okay, of course.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I'm going to play pictures of Lily for Lily Tomlin.
How's life treating you, my dear?

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Pretty good? You guys, how about you?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
We're doing what we can with what they let us
work with, you know, trying to look out for number
one and not step in number two. Basically, do you
get tired of people coming up to you and saying, hey, hey, hey, Lily,
do Ernestine the count found Afarine?

Speaker 7 (32:54):
I don't because they, I mean, they get a kick
out of it and they like it.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
So do you do it? In the show?

Speaker 7 (33:00):
I'm sure Ernestine works now, she said, works at a
big healthcare company and denies healthcare everyone.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Sad but funny in a way.

Speaker 11 (33:11):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
And listening to your voice, what I'm hearing is Miss
Fizzle from the Magic School Bus.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Oh you are really yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I'm hearing that voice in my head right now.

Speaker 7 (33:22):
Well, how old are you?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I'm twelve. Actually he's old enough to know better, but
young enough to not let something like common sense get
in the way.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
Did you have a Do you have children who have
watched Miss Fizzle or did you just get turned on
to her?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
No, my daughter used to watch it when you know, she.

Speaker 7 (33:39):
Was growing up, and that was me that's right, that is, and.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
You won an Emmy for that I did.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Congratulations, thank you. Let me tell you what I hear.
I hear the leader of the Red Hat Club when
Marge was in Uh.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
You're right, I did that too. You are really versive.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
You and Margin all the cronies were gonna steal mister
beer and is Fabrige eggs right?

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Oh god, that's good.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
But you know what, I still like watching nine to
five every so often.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
Do you?

Speaker 12 (34:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Great, you know that that was a big success for everyone.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I have no life.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Wait, I have no life. I know I have, only
you've already recited my life.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
No, wait a minute, I haven't mentioned Missus Hathaway. In
the movie version of Beverly Hillbill.

Speaker 7 (34:28):
Missus Hathaway was not a missus. She was single and
out looking for jet throw.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Oh, miss Hathaway.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
That's it, that's it. I wish you had time to
come see us. Lily Tomlin at Bass Hall Thursday.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
I wish you had time to come see me. But
I know you probably work really early.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh you know, she knows, she knows. We got these
ungodly hours. We have to keep why because the show
must go on? And I agree, there you go, Lily Tomlin, Hey, Lily.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Yeah, wonder.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
You've made our lives so wonderful.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Lily, Oh my gosh, I wouldn't know how to even think.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
But that's the truth.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
You knew we were gonna do that. Yes, Lily Tomlin
just turned eighty six. Now, turning seventy six today. A
guy was our enemy for years and years that back
when the Cowboys used to play the Redskins.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Joe Theisman is seventy six today. Talk about his leg.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh oh yeah. We had Joe in the studio and
we tried to smooth things over. Okay, Now I want
to salt to Joe and hands because now it's a
time for healing. It's a time for forgildness. Well, we
buried the hatchet with Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw, did

(35:56):
we not?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
We hear We're gonna try to bear the hatchets with.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Joe thoughts, only if I move fast enough. That's right.
It's time to go far, to move ahead, Move ahead.
It's time to whip me. Now, whip it good, whip
It's good Joe. You know this is gonna be tough
for us because some of these feelings run re I know,
reud Yo.

Speaker 11 (36:20):
You know, but I've never felt this way about y'all.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Uh wait, hold it, wait a minute, Joe, Well not lately, Joe.
You say that, but every time I listened to a
broadcast Sunday night on ESPN and the Cowboys are playing,
you don't have anything nice? That is not true?

Speaker 11 (36:38):
Bo boa ho time out, Finzy's hold it one second.
Here's Fenzy's write that one down. You'll keep that one
justin bea Jem gets a little crazy, Go hey, Fenzi's
is that something they say it notre dame answer.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I learned.

Speaker 11 (36:54):
I learned that back in South River, Okay, where my
where my former teammate Drew Pearson and I played high
school football together.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Oh okay, so there's there's a connection, say right there. No, no,
I listen, I I oh, you don't love that. Don't
try to lie to us, Joe, because we know choked
down that. Oh hey Joe, Joe, I got something for
you ready, But he knows he's in trouble.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Lawrence Taylor number.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Fifty seven, fifty dogs, number fifty three. Dog you what
is Taylor over Carson?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Now see the right knee, the right foot.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh that had a reference on The Simpsons. Thank you
very much. I appreciate it. Now.

Speaker 11 (37:33):
Now I'll take a foot and I'll take you. Okay,
that's Monday night, right, I'll take you to Tuesday morning.
Because I get this question asked a lot people say,
did Lawrence Taylor ever contact you regarding what happens because
he was.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Like jumping up and down going out?

Speaker 11 (37:44):
Well, you know he did, and this and this, this,
God's God is my witness.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
This way I went.

Speaker 11 (37:49):
Nurse comes walking in. She says, mister thighs and this
this Tuesday morning. She's mister mister Taylor's on the phone.
Would you like to.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Speak to him?

Speaker 11 (37:54):
I said, give me the phone, give me the day
of Faultie lt is at you. He's yet, Joe, how
you do And I said not very well. He says,
why why you broke both bones of my leg for
crying out loud? He said, Joe, you got to understand something.
I don't do things halfway. I got to run now, goodbye.
And that was a conversation that we had.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Well, Joe, when it happened, I actually felt sorry for
you for about three I was just gonna say for
that moment. Right then, look a pencil a pencil Joe.

Speaker 11 (38:25):
You see, hey, bo, listen, my leg's gonna heal, but
that shirty.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yours isn't gone. I'll change my shirt.

Speaker 11 (38:32):
They have to take a picture that put her on
your website.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's all I can tell you.

Speaker 11 (38:35):
So people canna appreciate Joe bad you look.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I don't hate this guy.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
We've had such a good time in it with some
places you can get away with it, certain places you can't.
Ollie gee, I found a home. Please come back, guys.
Thanks it allful. I appreciate it. Thanks for letting me
spend ladies and gentlemen. He was the enemy now all
let's forgiven. Even though he made fun of my shirt,
Joe Fisman, thanks everybody else. Okay, Now I purposely brought

(39:00):
in a handful of those little golf pencils. I could
snap him in front of jail size Monday Monday night football,
All right, pick your tickets coming up? Other bone that
job we star ninety two to five. Woke up this morning,
got myself a beer funny that lyrics should come up

(39:24):
because today is international by a priest a beer day.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Come on, let's talk about him. And then stuff and
get drunk. Bless you, my son. And over the weekend
it was National Beer Lover's Day.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
That's every day.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
So you're gonna have to identify an old classic TV
beer commercial, okay, and it's pretty well known brand.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
And it's still around this.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Oh yes, it is definitely still around right. This is
an old beer commercial from like probably the fifties.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
The fifties. Yeah, how are we going to recognize?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Oh? You will? If not, I'll give you some hints,
all right, Okay, give it to us, all right?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Name this beer right here?

Speaker 12 (40:11):
Open a beer.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
What do you hear?

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Why? It sounds like listen his.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
It's the beer that speaks for itself. It speaks with
the dom.

Speaker 11 (40:30):
It says well done.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
The tears speaks fellowship and good cheer.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
In one word, Listen.

Speaker 13 (40:46):
Speaks for itself. It says well done. Here's your refreshing
reward for all your never ruled moments. Make it because best,
makes it perfect and so much better.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
For a little more.

Speaker 12 (41:00):
A time for fun, a job well done. For paste,
it's fun to relax and join your friends with the ruts,
fathy for fellowship, companionship. Take a toast, delicious and clean.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Makes it perfect when good bench neat for.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Bonus to be for We like you to par.

Speaker 9 (41:34):
What clearly refreshing, dan, clearly delicious, labor, conservable.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
And think a toast with.

Speaker 13 (41:49):
Good times with good friends and makes it perfect, clearly refreshing,
clearly delicious. Over one hundred million barrels in eighteen forty four.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Real Kale must have done this commercial a.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
God. I don't even drink beer.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yes we're talking to old school.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh yeah, we're talking old school. Should I play it
one more time?

Speaker 10 (42:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It's again.

Speaker 12 (42:15):
Open a beer. Why do you hear?

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Why? It sounds like.

Speaker 10 (42:25):
Listen here.

Speaker 11 (42:28):
It's the beer that speaks for It speaks with them.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
It's as well done the teer.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
It speaks fellowship and good cheer.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
One listener.

Speaker 13 (42:50):
Speaks for itself. It says, well done. Here's your refreshing
reward for all your never rul moments. Make it because
makes it perfect, better for so little more.

Speaker 12 (43:04):
A time for fun, a job well done for bay.
It's fun to relax and join your friends with the
ruts fatty for fellowship from panion Ship. Make a toast
delicious and clean.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Makes it perfect, good bench.

Speaker 10 (43:27):
Neat for.

Speaker 12 (43:31):
Me.

Speaker 13 (43:34):
We night you too, par.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
What clearly refreshing and clearly delicious. Think a toast with.

Speaker 13 (43:52):
Good times with good friends and makes it perfect, clearly refreshing,
clearly delicious. Over one hundred million barrels in eighteen forty.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Okay got to know her.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
And apparently this beer won an award. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, see it an award. In fact, the award
is supposed to be on the label seven eight. I
made it too easy, I don't think so let's see.
Bon them shoe tell me what brand of beer that is?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Nope, not the dial tone.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Beer brown long Brow. I don't know what that that
was like two lines at the same time. Bon them
shoe tell me, bon them show tell me what brand
of beer that is? Bush Bear. This beer has won

(44:47):
an award. It's even in the name of the beer.
Because they're so proud of their beer. They must be
well because they won that award. Sometimes give you the
sports if you drink your money. Many of them show
what brand of beer is that? What?

Speaker 13 (45:05):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
What? What? Micholoy them show tell me what beer that is?
Se it won an award.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I don't know where it won the award or why
it's on the game.

Speaker 14 (45:23):
But it is okay, I have a couple of Do
you drink pat Blue Ribbon beer? No, but if you
were offered one, you'd politely take it just to be not.

Speaker 10 (45:38):
Okay, I would, I would politely take it.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yes, if it's free, it's for me, that's right.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Okay. First of all, who is this, Julie?

Speaker 5 (45:49):
All right?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Which tickets do you want? You want tickets to see
the Trans Siberian Orchestra when they come to town, or you
want to take us to the Good Guys Annual Summit,
lone Star Racing Nationals Excess Motor Speedway. You tell me.
The choice is yours.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
Oh, let's do the Motor Speedway.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Oh okay, right, got it.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
It means we will have Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets in
the ticket window at a forty Hold on, my dear,
and we'll hook you up. Okay, all right.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
Thank you, you got it.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I have a great day YouTube. Don't go away way, Julie.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
All right, I had a request from something from the
toy box, and I guess I might as well do it.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Because we play requests.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Yeah, I'm right with.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
So Bo and I are going to open up the
Lone Star ticket window around eight forty. But we aren't
the only ones opening up the lone Star ticket window
this afternoon. Jeffk giving away his own personal stash of
tickets for you to go to the American Airline Center
to see your Dallas Stars in pre season action. Jeff
will open up the lone Star ticket window around four
thirty five right here on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
And Journey and Steve Pair went their separate ways, as
we all know they did, and it's been just depressed
ever since.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I got over it.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, I bet you did. By the way, tomorrow is
ask a Stuff Day here on the Shoes. So if
you have a question, and we hope you do, call
the Aska Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred and we'll play cheers, you know, so
you'd pick your tickets and no theme tomorrow. Alright, Okay,
A little while ago, lucky me, I get this call.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
Any possibility we could hear Beulah on the thyme Master.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Beulah on the thigh Master, A classic for sure.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
If you got it in your boat, just it be appreciated.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Well, I've got a lot in me, but people don't
want me to let a lot of it out if
you know what I'm saying. Okay, it's actually called the
Easy Crunch, which was a new thing that came out
that was supposed to be in competition with the thigh Master.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
And you know what, I have both?

Speaker 6 (48:00):
Do you really?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Oh you know what? Okay, man, if you want to
hear it, I'll do it for you, all right, you
mean thanks kidding? You know I was bitching everything.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Oh God, let's hear it for Beulah.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Okay, this is Bulle of course at the front desk.
She loves watching the prices. Right. Well, uh, there was
a thing that came out. There was the thigh Master.
Then came the Easy Crunch. Now this is a very
old bit, so Jimmy and I sound like we're twelve
years old. Yeah, this is from the eighties. But you

(48:35):
want to hear it, I'll play it for it. First
we had the thigh Master. Now have you seen the
latest thing? Have you seen that? I know what you're
gonna talk about. I'm watching TV yesterday and here comes
Diane Parkinson from The Price is Right. She's not on
the show anything, not on the show anymore because she's

(48:56):
got a new product, is an easy Crunch. Have you
seen the Crunch? I tell you they showed that commercial
every time before the sports on Headline news. Do you
know why? Oh yeah, because it's all you put one
part down in here, hold it with your thighs, and
the other one she puts right up under her boot,
right under right right under her to where they're just
hanging out. She probably started out down here, and the

(49:18):
producers of the commercial said, no, no, no, put it
right up. We want to we want people to buy
these all over the country. So she puts them right
under her jug right, I mean right there, and she
bends over and she's doing it on purpose.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
He said, you know I'm driving then crazy boom the
easy crime.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
And I mean next time the commercial comes on, watch
because she's got it right up under the promised land,
so to speak.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, proce.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Crunch commercial.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
She has it top part right up.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, we were just talking about that. I'm stopping.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
I take that commercial. Slow it down on every for
a while, which crunching over like it a.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Dirty on commercial.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
So much.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, I ordered one of the damn thing.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
No but but, but, but but what I don't know
how to use it. I think we need a little demonstration.
I talked her into worder Leo theres today. I'm all
in there and demonstrate that easy crunch.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
For come on, come on, oh you look fine.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Come on, I got my cam corder. I'm gonna film you.
Come on in there, Come.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
On, fool from the Bond and boy little.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
And leotard pishall come on, God, just hear cam corder.
I'm gonna film you.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Maybe you come out with your own exercise video on
easy crunch.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Bob, Yeah, yeah, what he said. Yeah, oh my bullet,
I mean not be hot. That's okay.

Speaker 15 (51:04):
All work this thing here.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I've never tried this.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Well, you insert that.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
You supposed to go see.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
I think you can put your thighs right on.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Don't trust you, mister Roberts.

Speaker 15 (51:19):
Do it, mister Roberts, you put my thighs where they're.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Supposed to go.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Get your hand full of but no, you can figure
it out. I don't want to.

Speaker 15 (51:26):
Turn here, all right, and I guess you put the
upper part right here. All right, put my favorites along
and here we go. I'll demonstrate that easy.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
True.

Speaker 15 (51:36):
I wasn't such a fan of the princess, right, I
would never have to break this but here we know
to use the easy crunchy go.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
Yes, you will put that top part a little bit
of a part.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
There, you're right there, you mean.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Like I under here?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Yeah, looking at me like that, mister, I don't know
of you.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
Here we go, Carrie in.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Oh yeah, I'm working up a slight correct embarrassed to hold.
I have to see it there. You never been some embarrassed.

Speaker 10 (52:28):
Muscle.

Speaker 15 (52:29):
I can't control, said.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Sell me.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
He never.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
She's embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Cooking in.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
The things y'all still think are funny from this dumb show. Lord,
help us all go let it go. But what I do?
Everybody in here bitches.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
So I just try to keep it tucked in.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
The keep it tucked in till after ten. We appreciate that. Okay,
all right, I want you to look this guy's picture up.
His name is Edward Faulkner fa U l k n
e R. He's an actor that if you saw his
picture you say, oh, yeah, that guy. He died at

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the age of ninety three. He started a bunch of
John Wayne movies. He was big, tall boy, six foot three.
He put his horse riding skills on the test in
several TV westerns, including have Gun Will Travel, Gun Smoke, Rawhide, Bonanza,
and The Virginia. Yes, he was in The Green Berets.

(53:50):
He made his big screen debut in Gi Blues with
Elvis Pressure in My Ass Home, and then portrayed fitness
instructor Brad Bentley in another Elvis press, Tickle Me in
nineteen sixty five.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Remember seeing Tickle Me?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I didn't either, but I guarantee you it would be
just like every other Elvis movie you ever saw, about
eight minutes of acting. Here it comes another song and
dance Elmo's favorite elvisman exactly. Faulkner worked alongside John Wayne
and McClintock The Green Berets, which I really like, great movie,
Hell Fighters, The Undefeated, Rio Lobo, and Jissm I mean

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Chisholm in nineteen seventy. Other Faulkner TV shows that he
worked on include Dragnet, Lassie Gilligan's Island Mod Squad, The Fugitive,
It Takes a Thief, Canon Adam twelve, and The Six
Million Dollar.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Man, What a Man ninety three years old life.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
He worked a lot in Hollywood, Yeah, working actor yep,
and he was just one of those guys that never
really became a star, but he was such a featured
player that everybody hired him to do all this work.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
So yes day we had the State Fair of Texas
gang in house with samples from.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
The Big Text Choice Awards.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Well.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Now listen up fair goers for generations. The State Fair
of Texas has been one of the few fairs to
offer free admission to students and teachers of all ages,
but that will change when the fair opens later this
month on Friday, September twenty sixth.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
They're going to do away with Fair Day for high
school wait for this.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Beginning this year, free admission will continue for pre K
through eighth grade students and all teachers for pre k
through twelfth grade, but the State Fair will no longer
include a free ticket for high school students in grades
nine through twelve I agree. Officials at the State Fair
of Texas said this change has been under consideration for

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many years due to rising costs and low redemption rates.
Statistics show that over two million tickets are printed and
distributed each year, and only about ten percent.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Are redeemed from the high school crowd.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
State Fair officials also said school districts have even phased
out fair days from their calendars. That makes me sad
because that used to be so imported. Yeah, we had
fair days in course of Canada, whether we went to
the fair or not. High school students in grades nine
through twelve will have the opportunity to receive discounted admission
on Mondays through Thursdays twelve dollars for one day admission

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tickets with promo code twenty twenty five dash Edu. But
no more free ride for high school students. But it
is still in effect for Pete pre k through the
eighth grade, so little kids get to go.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Well, they're both annoying.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Say that directly into the microphone, though, Robert, I'm.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Just thinking about my own kid.

Speaker 13 (56:44):
You know.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
The high school is there's no mention in there of
the high school age kids causing issues with violence.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
And fights, and well that's why the state fair has
these curfews now, and the teenagers have to be they
can't be unaccompanied anymo ah, okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Well here's something else that's going on with the rulemakers
in the state of Texas.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Interesting. I never really thought about this.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
One week after an investigation revealed that Texas was not
enforcing English language rules from.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Many commercial truckers.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Governor Greg Abbott has ordered the Department of Public Safety
to strictly enforce that requirement across the board, and he
told DPS to apply the English proficiency rule to all
commercial drivers.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Okay, if you're going to be a pro driver or
the truck you don't know.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
How to use the English language now, including those who
hold interstate licenses that allow them to operate only within Texas.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
The Governor's office at DPS.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Has already taken action against about four hundred and forty
five drivers since late June for failing to meet the
can you Speak English standard? Apparently, it would also be
a good idea if English speaking drivers learned some Spanish. Okay,
most of them already do, because those truck drivers have
been in the business a long time and New years ago,
that they should learn at least some Spanish, especially working.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
In a state like Texas. Yes, of course, because there's
a lot of Hispanic people around, Yes there is. And
here's that popular Deep Elm nightclub is going to remain
closed until further notice after Dallas County judge issued a
temporary restraining order Rodeo Dallas. Of course, what we're trying
to go again. That was shut down August eighth after

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property owners and Santa Partner Is, a real estate agency
firm that owns nearby buildings, secured a temporary restraining order,
claiming the bar was a public nuisance. Apparently a bunch
of stuff went on in that war.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I saw so many complaints on social media about the
owner about.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
The bar and out spilling out in front of the street.
This is another incident of youth violence wrecking a really
good time exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Friday's injunction extended the closure just hours before the prior
two week restraining order was going to expire. The judge
ruled that Asana Partner presented enough evidence to justify legal actions,
citing concerns that the situation could lead to serious and
irreversible harm if not addressed. The bar remains under scrutiny

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due to safety concerns. Allegations include overserving patrons to getting
really drunk, including miners yeah, which is no, no, you
can't do that, failure to search for weapons, and contributing
to crime in the area, including five shootings and four
murders since March.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
So sad.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Community reactions have been mixed, with some defending the bar
and others supporting the shutdown.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
There's a lot of good places in depail them to go,
but I like to go to places I've never been before.
Apparently that's one I should avoid. All right, get ready,
because what do we got? We have tickets to see
the Trans Siberian Orchestra coming up in the ticket where
know so done? Go away Dallas Forrest Classic Ronck lone

(01:00:03):
Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
To board the back, and we brought our girl and
a bell with us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Hello, yeah, okay, who want our tickets to trans Burn Orchestra.
Eric Kaufman, cow Town, Texas? Right, Eric Coffin, do see
if he'd moved to Kaufman, he'd be Eric Kaufman.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
From Gotta move Now, Eric, Yeah, both said, pack it up,
son once again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Tomorrow is Ask a Stuff Day. And if you have
a question that you just gotta find the institute. But
you're too lazy to look up the answer yourself, let
us do it for you. Just call the Aska Stuff
Hotline two and four eight six six eighty six hundred
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choose your news. He had picked your ticket, and there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Is no theme this time, not tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I'm glad you keep up with that because I live.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
By this studio calendar.

Speaker 13 (01:00:58):
Just so you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Oh we all do, man, we all do. That's why.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
I always thought you got another think coming, another think.
If you think you're right, well you got another think coming.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
I never thought of that. Brow That's what I thought
it was. It's thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
No, it's not think either thing coming. Oh really, you're
growing another appendage, is at it? I always thought you
had another think coming. If you think that's gonna work,
well you got another think coming. Somebody. All right, okay,
I know I'm overthinking it. But these thoughts come into
my head and I have to get him out before
they make me even crazier.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
They all had another think coming.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Damn right, I'm tired of thinking. I'm ready taking that.
All right, let's talk time way first.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Ye all right, this is what we have up on
the Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety
two to five dot com. The weight is almost over,
Bow Roberts. I know how much you've been looking forward
to this. Spinal Tap too. The End continues will hit
theaters this Friday, and nobody is more pumped up than
director and co star Rob Reiner.

Speaker 13 (01:02:30):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
He was on Buzz Night's Taking a Walk podcast this week,
and he talked about reuniting with the cast of Spinal
Tap and how easy it was to get back in
the groove.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
We hadn't really worked in the last fifteen years, but
the minute we got back together, it's like old friends.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
You pick up right where you left off, and we
fell right back into it. It's like, you know, jazz
musicians that just know how each other moves. That was
the most fun. Was he on a sailboat when that happened,
because that's usually the music here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
He was on a podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Oh okay, but I had a music build underneath this conversation.
Rob also talks about his relationship with his father, the
Great Carl Reiner during the podcast, and how social media
has affected filmmaking and a lot more. And you can
hear the whole episode if you want to. We've got
a link to that podcast. Elvis and Frank Sinatra must
have been onto something bo because the Eagles announced yesterday

(01:03:24):
that they are going to do more shows in Vegas
at the Sphere. The announcement comes even as they still
have several shows at the Sphere to do, including shows
this weekend and the weekend of October fourth. The twenty
twenty six shows will begin the weekend of January twenty third.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
We have all that information up on our page.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
I want to go see a show at the Sphere.
You've seen one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I saw you too, and it was incredible. Maybe we
should do a road trip to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
And you know, the Eagles aren't the only ones looking
to set up shop in Vegas. John Fogerty, who we
just spoke to about his new album Legacy, He's going
to perform at our iHeartRadio Music Festival later this month
in Vegas. But he's announced a residency at Planet Hollywood
that's gonna kick off on New Year's Eve. How about
spending New Year's Eve in Vegas. Tickets go and sale

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this Friday, eleven am our time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
We have all that info. Dep Leopard.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
They posted a video on social media of them minus
drummer Rick Allen, doing an acoustic version of Pour Some
Sugar on Me, And this is going to make you
feel old. Pour Some Sugar on Me just marked its
thirty eighth anniversary. That song's been out thirty eight, thirty
eight years and you can hear it at Lebert every weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Bet you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Sammy Hagar posted a video on social media of him
practicing guitar and singing Hounddog ahead of his performance September
nineteenth at Our iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas. And speaking
of Sammy, it was on this date back in nineteen
ninety two that Sammy and Van Halen won Best Video
at the MTV Video Music Awards for Right Now. Here's

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Sammy talking about how he collaborated with Eddie Van Halen
on that song.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I had a lyric and I was sing it to him.
Over the phone. We live next story. A lot of
times we're both being bad with ideas.

Speaker 16 (01:05:12):
So we were talking on the phone and I said, hey,
you know like a John Lennon kind of vibe with
certain piano things, did imagine era? So he sits down
to the piano that night, I guess, and next day
we'd go over there and got the little piece of music.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
I have, my lyrics, have my melody in it. It
just fit without even saying no, you'd have to go
to that chord or if you sing this note.

Speaker 16 (01:05:29):
It was like I had a melody and a lyric
and he had a musical part that I could sing
right to what he played.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
That's magic.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
That's pretty incredible how it works.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Every time I hear right Now by Van Halen, I
think of VH one's pop up video and when they
would play right now and they would have the little
thought bubbles it would say, right now at some bar,
David Lee Roth is trying to tell some girl that
he used to be with Van Halen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
They also did that for a what was it a
seven up commercial? Alright, a clear PEPSI what it was? Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Finally a mom in New Zealand has gone viral for
earning a Getness world record running across a track of
Legos barefoot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Oh, I've got that. It's one of the world records.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I've got it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Yes, she ran a one hundred meter track of Legos
barefoot in twenty four seconds. You can check out the
video on the bon and Them show page at lone
Star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Jallos fours Classic Rock lone Star ninety two Vibe Dazed
and Confused, or as I call it, Tuesday. That's right,
I stay confused in here, but we had a good
time today. Thank you for tuning in making some request
here for toy Box Tuesday. Remember that tomorrow is ask

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us Stuff Day, So if you've got a question, call
the Askus Stuff hotline two and four eight six six
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It's as easy as that. Already getting a lot of
the questions.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, well yeah, voy smells suit. That's what
we hear. That's why we because we're trying to answer
the questions that you could look up yourself. But it's
more fun when we do it because we'll make some
smart ass comments to go. That's true, that's just how
we roll in him. So our after show decompression session

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is next on Facebook Live. Yes, yes, yes, all of
a sudden he ton bridgie.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
Nis, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
That's called getting jinky, I think, I guess. So you
get a little jicky when you get towards the end
of this damn show. So we'll have fun. I'll ask
the stuff day tomorrow and Anna, you say no theme
on Choose your news.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
The official studio calendar says no theme tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Well, if anybody knows the official studio calendar, is I
in charge?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
I'm in charge?

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
That's all right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Can you imagine if that thing ever disappeared on us?

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
See that scares me. He just I didn't mean to steal.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
It now, but I think I spiked up anxiety in
the room just the very thought of I do have
a backup calendar.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Just oh, do you know it's called c ya cover
your ass?

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Well, But even then, it's not like if I messed
up and wouldn't be the end of the world to me. Yeah,
because we've.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Done messed up the hold, I've done ruined the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Hey, can I mention too while we're still on the airwaves?

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Anna and I both have been scheduled for appearances at
Frog Alley in upcoming TCU games.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I'm gonna be there this are you good? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
This Saturday, I will be in Frog Alley from four
to six thirty and Anna, yours is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
October fourth, when Dion Sanders comes to town.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Yeah, okay, I'll go there with you if you get
some tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
I'm gonna try to score some tickets from a games, right,
But yours is this Saturday against Abilene Christian.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Yeah, a CU and I'm gonna be there four to
six thirty in the games at seven o'clock now for
Anna and Bowl and Dion. Apparently just remember ten four, ten.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Four, that's Russ Martin's birthday. Ten four, good buddy, ride
a candle to you, Russell Dale.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
That is middle name.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Damn that fits. Okay, So we'll see you on our
after show decompression session, and we'll see you on the
show enough show tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Bye bye