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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Will fun.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You you won't.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
We'll cut so high in this sty.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
You leave my anus out of it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You know, you could travel by car if you wanted
to to Uranus, Missouri, where that Uranus fudge factory is.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
That's right, there's the Uranus fudge factory in Uranus. What
is it Missouri? Yes, well you can show me, but
I'll look the other way, I promise you. Yes, And
we learned that there was a fudge company.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
In I got your T shirt for your birthday.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Last year from.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
A wonderful presence on social media. It's very funny to
look at. Oh yeah, like the Instagram for them. They
make a lot of jokes about.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It and they're like, this will never get all. If
you lived there, you would too, I guess race it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's easy to get to because it's right off of
Root sixty six.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Uh huh would have been funny if his Root sixty nine.
Let's not go there. Wow, Hey, yes, it is a
toy box Tuesday and have a couple of birthdays, will
celebrate just like we did Neil Armstrong, who would have
been ninety nine today.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
That's right, but bo, don't get the moon confused with
your rainus now Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
That's good because they're so far apart. Yeah, and you
really would you really wouldn't be in either one.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But sometimes if you moon someone, you will show your reinus.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh yeah, the planet, but they won't get the joke.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
So why Bob, Now that we've murdered everyone's appetite for
at least forty eight hours.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, let's see what we're celebrating today. Today is work
like a dog day, right, every day, because if you do,
then your employer might throw you a bone. And if
it's not going to be a raise, maybe you'll get
some free meals somewhere out of it. Or maybe not.
Those are for clients.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It wouldn't be nice to get a cost of living rays,
you know.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Please men. It is also International Traffic Light Day. Now,
whether you know it or not, you spend about an
hour each year of your life waiting for traffic lights
to change. I believe that when you add it all up,
that means you spend six and a half months of
your life waiting for traffic lights to turn green. Eye line.
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I believe that too much. It's also National Night Out.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You know what that is is that for neighborhoods.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, you're supposed to have a party in your neighborhood
and invite your neighbors to police.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Law enforcement, and firefighters will show up as well.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
The primary goal is to strengthen community police partnerships and
foster a sense of unity against crime by getting neighbors
to meet, interact, and watch out for one another. Sounds
good in theory that absolute saw party. Okay? National Oyster Day.
I love oysters. Well, I used to eat them slimy
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things a lot, but I kind of lost my taste
for them all year.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What about a fried oyster po boy?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, No, that's okay In New Orleans. Speaking of New Orleans,
I gotta tell you, I think I've told you this before.
I was sitting at a bar on Bourbon Street in
New Orleans, and I sat right next to a guy
who sat there and ate a dozen dozen raw oysters
right in front of him. Oh wow, by the way,
that's one hundred and forty four of them things in
one city. He smirked them off. He didn't put any
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kind of sauce on. Let me just suck them right
out of the shell. What's the purpose of that? No,
not even horse Radish.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Nothing is spice as New it's just a sloppy booger.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Then yeah, maybe you had swallowed some poison. You can
swallow one pegabag National Underwear Day. If you're going commando today,
don't bring it up in conversation. And if you're a
guy who, make sure you shake off any drip before
you zip back up. Good mess, especially if you're wiring
Bay's pants pants.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, and it's Green Pepper's Day. Okay, wasn't that a
Beatles album? Oh no, that was Sergeant Green Peppers. I'm sorry,
I'm a little confused. It's six point fifteen in the
morning on a toy box Tuesday. Yes, and I got
some good is playing for you. And of course we
got sports of all sorts coming up. Are they gonna
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talk about anything besides Micah Parsons at Cowboys training?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Kill?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
That deal is done? Oh my god. Then of course
we got the freaking fool file at six forty five
a day. So we must get to the business in
hand by doing what needs doing. And what is that beout?
That is the morning's let's doing here?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hey, and don't forget pick your ticket at seven to fifty.
We have tickets to see the Rangers.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Or Queen's Reck and a'ce Greeley and uh, since this
toy Box Tuesday, you're gonna have to idmnify, I thought,
so if you haven't already, get up, do the three
s's and it's.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Tim Up Jo Time Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Why did I play the Urana song?
Because you want to make us happen?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hey, bo, this is Joe.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
What's up? Joe?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
What you know?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I wanted to weigh in on that Uranus, Missouri?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh yeah, go right ahead on Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Back in twenty sixteen, my wife and I popped in there.
We did Route sixty six. It is a classic tourist
trap along the lines of the big Texan up there
in Amarillo.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Oh really, Yeah, you walk in, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Like hello, welcome to Uranus, or when you're leaving, it's
thank you for visiting Ursus.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, what else are they going to say? Yeah? Are
they in on the joke or are they just really stupid? No,
they're in on this. I'm sure they're making money off
the joke. Oh okay, well there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And the T shirt selection is just outrageous t shirts
and but all jokes aside the fudge is really good.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh really, it better be coming from Uranus. The best
budge ever. That's it and hell yeah, but I'll take
your word from it. He sports you of all Schortz.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm brought to you by the Will Height Law Firm
injury lawyers. Go to willhightwins dot com.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Well, this seems to be the only story anybody's talking about.
A Cowboys training camp. Micah Parsons Michael Park he is
still a member of the Cowboys days after requesting a trade.
He also still doesn't have a new contract yet. Now.
Parsons attended practice at Oxnard, California over the weekend, but
he didn't meet with the media, but Cowboys owner Jerry
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Jones and coach Brian Schottenheimer did. Jerry says he isn't
talking parsons trade requests and he's not gonna take it
too seriously, calling it part of the negotiations. When I
asked if Mike parsons post on excell on Friday afternoon
made him angry, he quickly responded with a quick no, no, no,
not at all. Jerry also encouraged fans not to lose
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any sleep over it. He's confidence there will be a
deal and said it's not even considering He's not going
to have a trade and get rid of Parsons. Of course,
that's what they said about Luca A long time.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
During a news conference yesterday, reporters asked coach Schottenheimer if
to talk about a trade changed any of his plans
for Parsons. He said, no. We go about our business
every day. We live in the moment. We focus on
the moment. We expect Micah to be here. Well, I
certainly hope you're right, or you're gonna piss a lot
of people off. Very true.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Dallas Cowboys will open their preseason Saturday against the La Rams,
but don't expect to see Dak Prescott play. There's a
strong likelihood that Dak won't play in any of the
three preseason games. That makes today's practice in Oxnard, California
against the LA Rams critical in the Cowboys preparation for
the September fourth regular season opener against the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Cowboys will be in full pads today against the Rams.
Micah Parsons was on the practice field yesterday. He was
wearing his number eleven jersey, something he did not have
on Saturday, a day after he took to social media
to say that he wanted to be traded, but he
didn't have shoes on, so he was walking the practice
field in only his socks.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, what's that gonna compace? I have no earthly idea,
but at least he was on the field.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Meanwhile, Cowboy fans who were missing out on the fun
in Oxnard should mark their calendars right now because Cowboys
Training Camp comes to the Star in Frisco.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
August nineteenth and twentieth.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Cowboys will host two open practices at the Ford Center,
providing fans the opportunity to see the players and coaches
as they prepare for the twenty twenty five season. And
here's the good news, Cowboy fans. Both Dallas Cowboys training
camp practices are free and open to the public.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Check it out. Check it out.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
So we got Dallas Cowboys running around in saw So
we got a New England Patriot blindfolding himself in practice blindfolding.
This is going to be a very interesting season. New
England Patriots linebacker Robert Spoline has an interesting offseason training
routine walking around with a blindfold on.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Now, what is that gonna accomplish?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, well, he wants.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
He's really trying to connect with his memory. Man.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
He wants to know the defensive playbook so perfectly that
he can recall it all even with his eyes closed.
So this is brain training that he's doing right now.
He walks up mountains, he notices where the rocks are.
I'll bet you he's eight in it, face plant first
a few times, getting used to that.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I'm sure he notices the way the.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Ground tilts when he's walking in the mountains and which
branches could leave a black eye. Then Spolayne comes back
the next day and does the walk with his eyes shut.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
The next trip, he does it backwards and blindfolded. That's crazy.
What if he tripped and hicked the back of your
head on a rock? You're yeah, your season is over.
Where are the coaches going, Hey, you're being an injury risk.
We can't have that.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
As he explains, as a middle linebacker, you've really got
to rely on your instincts. It sounds like he wants
to be a Jedi night.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
It does use the force, all right. NBC Sports has
revealed that Carrie Underwood will remain part of the Sunday
Night Football opening sequence as the network approaches a landmark season.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh I'm so glad because I was so worried.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
And she's so pretty. Underwood has served as the voice
of the game for thirteen straight seasons, with the primetime
program now entering its twentieth year. Despite her ongoing role,
Underwood refuted allegations that receives eighteen million dollars per season
to perform Wow Waiting All Day for Sunday Night, which
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incorporates the melody of Jones jets I hate myself for
loving you. Whether she makes eighteen million a season or not,
I bet she gets paid pretty close to that. Country
music star has also expressed her willingness to potentially perform
at a future Super Bowl halftime show. I bet she
had bet. With the upcoming season finale schedule to occur
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in San Francisco, with a possible halftime performance remains uncertain.
Underwood will appear on NBC Sports Sunday Night Football for
yet another season.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
What a Night at Globe Live Field in Arlington. Josh
Young's two out, three run homer in the bottom of
the tenth inning provided the winning runs as the Texas
Rangers rallied for an eight to five walk off victory
over the slumping New York Yankees.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
After New York did not score in.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
The top of the tenth, the Yankees reliever Jake Byrd
retired the first two batters he faced before intentionally walking
Wyatt Langford. Young then rocketed his homer into the leftfield stands.
But that wasn't the only highlight last night. The Rangers
Jock Peterson had a big night, ripping out a one out,
pinch hit solo homer and the ninth inning that tied
up the game at five five and sent it to
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extra innings.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
As the ball left his.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Back, Peterson looked towards the Rangers duckout and shouted, don't
mess with me, before he flung his bat and then
started his home run trot, home run trot, and the
fans exploded in the stands.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It was so incredible.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Rangers and Yankees face off again tonight at Globelive Field.
Yankees will start Will Warren, the Rangers will start Nathan Valdi.
First pitch tonight at seven oh five, and you can
watch the game if you can't make it out to
Globelive Field on the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah it's ryme.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
We got Rangers four packs at seven to fifty two
pichio ticks.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Elsewhere in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
The Baltimore Orioles did something for the first time in
the modern baseball era just on Sunday. You might not
have noticed unless you look closely at their lineup. The
Orioles started Jackson Holiday at second base, Jeremiah Jackson in
right field, and Alex Jackson at catcher position.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
We got way too many Jackson's on this team. He's
a Jackson family Jackson's Tour.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
It's the first time since nineteen hundred that three players
with the name Jackson as their first or last name
were in the starting lineup for any baseball team. So
those three also combined for a play at the plate
as Jeremiah Jackson through to Jackson Holiday who threw to
Alex Jackson who tagged out the Cubs, Carson Kelly out
at home. Something something that you weren't expecting.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Not boring, not boring. Now you got to see this.
The mascot for the NHL Seattle Kraken was chased by
a grizzly bear while shooting a promotional video. And I
guess he was in costume.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
When he was he was fly fishing in a last
game costume.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
He's a sea troll cracking forward. John Hayden and the
sea troll mascot named Boy Buoy were in a river
fishing when a grizzly bear entered the water on the
other side of the river and thought he saw food
on the other side. So there's a video of him
that shows him walking away from the bear, but the
bear followed and then charged at thimb for it turned away,
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allowing the pair to safely make it to the other
side of the river. Hayden jokingly blamed Boy's colorful skin
and nose for attracting the bears. Are very tasty. Oh yes,
I lock a seat troll sandwich myself.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
We got that video up on the Bone m show page.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I'm sure the freaking pool file next on the bone
and I'm the hold stop you can't you read?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Stop?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
You can't you read? Hey, poom, can't you read the sign? Yeah?
Put your cigarette out? Said no smoking? Damn it. Okay,
I'm gonna pull something out of the toy box for
you here in just few But now it's time for
the freaking fool file. I don't know whose idea this was,
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but the reaction is mixed to say the least. A
zoo in Denmark is asking people to donate their small
pets to feed the predators at the zoo.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Dog No no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
No, like anybody's gonna throw their beloved dog, cat, pig
or rabbit to a zoo so they can be eaten
by some huge snake or lizard. I swear if that
dog craps on the floor one more time, he's going
to zoo. Alborg Zoo says it wants to copy the
natural food chain to help with animal welfare and professional integrity.
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You're asking people to give them your pets so they
can be fed to some giant thing that'll swallow it
up in one gull. The zoo promises that donated pets
like guinea pigs, rabbits, and chickens will be gently euphanized
by train staff before being used as a snack for
some least. The zoo posted on Facebook saying people with
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healthy animals they need to give away can donate them
instead of finding new homes for them. They explained, this
way nothing goes to waste and it helps make sure
the predators get natural behavior and nutrition and well being well.
The zoo also said They are interested in getting horses
donated if you got one that you no longer ride anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
What horses before you send them to the glue factory?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Yeah? What animal is big enough to eat a horse?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
They do that up in bridge cords at the Texas
at the Tiger Rescue place. If a farmer has a
dying horse, he'll bring it over, still alive, and the
Tiger Rescue will take it, take it down, butcher it
out and feed it to the tigers if.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
It's gonna die.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I guess circle of life kind of things. Yeah, but
what it cases bad to whoever was eating it? The tiger?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You know, a little sauce on it or case.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah, here, I'm sorry, Tony. The tiger needs some all right.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
There was a wild ride at New York's Buffalo Niagara
International Airport last week, and.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
It didn't even involve a plane.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
A very drunk passenger from Wyoming hijacked an electric golf
cart and drove all through the terminal while singing songs
from the Lion King. Yes there is a video bo
please say. Twenty nine year old Kevin sitting and somehow
got a hold of the unoccupied cart and drove it
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all over the terminal.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
While people were trying to get out of his way.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
He drove straight onto a moving walkway, smashing the glass
panels on the side, ignoring repeated please for him to stop.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Witnesses captured the chaos on video.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
One person could be heard saying, I think he's drunk,
and if you take one look at him, you know
he's drunk. Singing, weaved around wet floor signs, barreled towards
the end of the concourse, singing Akuna Matata and the
other from the show. Once he got to the end,
he turned around and he drove down the opposite walkway,
causing even more damage in the terminal. He was eventually
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arrested and now faces a long list of charges.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
When he turned around, he started singing, I just can't
wait to belish.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
And there's an airport worker at that airport there's about
to lose his job for forgetting his.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Golf carts in the ignition.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
So last Thursday, of Search and Rescue team in British
Columbia was in the middle of a training exercise and
suddenly a report came in concerning a man yelling for help.
Nine one operator say two hikers reported hearing repeated cries
coming from a man near a popular hiking spot. So
the rescue team did what they do. They split into
two groups. The search was on until it wasn't. It
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turns out the screaming man was really a solo camper
who was belting out his favorite songs.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
We've got another karaoke.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Starta which favorite song? Well, he wasn't a lion king
soundtrack guy. He was a nickelback belt.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
That's worse.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I was just thinking that to pubably scare the crap
out of the bears, make him go running.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
For the hills, jump off a cliff.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Anybody else who wanted to hear that stuff. Man, it
sounded like an unholy terror to the search and rescue team.
They thanked the hikers for calling in what could have
been a serious situation. They recommended singing lessons for mister nickelback. Yes,
the guy couldn't carry you tune in a bucket, the
rescue team says. But he was going at it with
all of his might, said one of the members of
the search party. You know, if you like something and
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you're drunk enough, you're gonna sing out loud, no matter how.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Bad you And if you have like your earbuds in
and you know, I think you're singing really good.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Okay, this made me laugh. A quiet seaside town in
England is dealing with a strange mystery involving a naked
man who walks around it night wearing only a gimp
mask and sneakers.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It's scary, yeah, bring out the gimp.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Residents of Latham, Lancashire, spotted the man on dashcam footage
taken just before one a m. On July eighteenth, as
he calmly walked down Westbury Street wearing nothing but trainers
and a black bondage mask, and he would sometimes wave
and say hi to people. Paintball gun. He never bothers
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anybody or causes any trouble, but he constantly creeps everybody out.
Locals say they later saw a fully dressed young man
walking around the same area looking up at the street cameras,
and they think it might be the same God oh,
he wanted to see if he was caught on cameras.
Police are taking the matter seriously and are doing house
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to house visits and checking security cameras. They're asking anyone
with information to contact them. However, many of the restidents
say leave them alone. It's hysterical. That's what I would
say too, Yeah, leave them alone and let us have
a laugh, for you're a favorite. It puts the watch
in neighborhood watch. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Hey, coming up next hour on a toy Box Tuesday,
you get to pick your ticket. Pick between a four
pack of tickets to see your Texas Rangers take on
Arizona August thirteenth, or you can pick tickets to see
Queens Reich and Ace freely August fifteenth at Choctaw. Whatever
you don't pick, it's going to go into.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
The lone Star ticket window. Pick your ticket around seven
to fifty.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Right here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas
fort Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
She moves in mysterious ways to pick my wallet out
of my lone Star ninety two five. Okay, remember tomorrow
is ask a Stuff Day and the show doesn't work
unless you give us some good questions to look up
for you and you all yes, you know, Oh call
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you asked yourself outline two one four eight six, six
eighty six hundred. Leave your question there, we'll answer it
on the air and play choose your news, to pick
your ticket. And yes there is a theme tomorrow. That's
what my calendar says. I'm glad you remember that stuff
because kind of gets bind me sometimes. Thank God for
Anna's calendar exactly. Guess who turns sixty nine years old
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today that Jimmy and I had on the show several
years ago. That would be Marsha Brady herself, Maureen McCormick.
She had fun with you guys. Oh yeah, Well, she
had written a book, and of course she wanted us
to help her promote it. So here's how it went.
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Who was bright? We've had Greg Darry Williams on the show.
We have even had Florence Henderson on this show. Wait,
there's call time for Marcia. Wait a minute, hello, lone star. Guys,
we have Maureen McCormick standing by stand her in.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
I am standing in a right.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I know you hear it all the time, but Marcia Mark,
that's what they say.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Don't you hate it when people call you by your
character name? Good thing? We don't have anything to be
popular about it, you.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Know, honestly, it's it's really fun to hear it. I
must hear it a million times a day. But it
always brings a smile to my face because it brings
such a smile or whoever is saying it, you know,
to their face, and that makes me happy.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
And you write about it in your book, Marie McCormick.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Here's the story surviving Marcia Brady and finding my true voice?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Right you know what I'm holding in my hand right now?
Speaker 8 (23:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
No, come on, okay, all right?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Not that.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I for my birthday got an autographed picture of you
that my cohort Jimmy gave me. Wow, isn't that sweet?
Speaker 8 (23:59):
That is sweet?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
You a hotly down a well.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Thank you guys?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
What started you on your road to ruin? You know
we've all done stuff we're ashamed of. But I mean
I didn't know. If i'd have known you were trading
sex for drugs, I called it dealer.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
What got me on the road, I guess. After I
finished the show, I met a guy and he said
he wanted to take me over to his teacher's house
one day.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Always oh, that line never worked for me.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
And we went up to this house in Laurel Canyon
and walked in and there were all these people sitting
around the living room, and they were all shooting coke
and there was this mountain of cocaine on the glass table.
They asked me if I wanted to try it to
and I said sure. I had no idea what it
was or what it would do or anything, and I
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became addicted to.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
It was this while you were doing the Brady Bunch. No,
it was asking, oh, okay, because you show up on
the set grinding your tee and somebody's gonna be suspicious,
So you would poke for coke?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Yes? I did with some dealers.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Did you really?
Speaker 8 (25:08):
I did?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Like I say, we've all done stuff we're ashamed of. Now,
exactly tell me about that Michael Jackson day. Did you
go to a tickle party or had lama rides or
something or what did you do?
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Well? It was when Michael was fourteen and I was sixteen,
So I was the.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Cougarh cougar at sixteen, that's a good one.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
I would go over to his house and hang out
with his brothers and sisters, and Michael and I on
our dates would go ice skating and hold hands. It
was very romantic.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Oh, but did you notice that when you went back
to the Jackson household that every time Michael got some
new surgery that Tito got a little small.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Well, you know, I never knew Michael when when she didn't.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Sech okay, okay. This was pre cocaine days. Because I
was just thinking, you know, when you were doing all
that blow, I mean, not judging you for it.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I hope not.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Then when you had the Brady episode where you got
hit in the nose with the football that could have
covered up and deviated. I'm just thinking out loud, which
is a big miss.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Right, You're right, that's very funny.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
But you know what caused you all the trouble there, Maureen?
What is that little teaky statue that the Brady's found
in Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Damn teky statue. That's it.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
That's what did it.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
I know I've been cursed.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Well now it explains it.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Now.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
May In the book, you say that you and Greg
Brady were inseparable during the Hawaii shoot.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Tell us a little more about that. Oh, you have
to go through that angle, don't you.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
It was really really romantic, and Jerry and I really
had the hots for each other, and we took a
walk on the beach. It was beautiful, the sun was setting,
and we had our first kiss and it was really incredible.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
You know what. Hearing you say this makes me want
to sing tiny bubbles. Will you should come visit us sometime.
I ever been to Dallas Marine, Yes, I have.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
And I would love to come visit y'all.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Well please do y'all, y'all you can come visit us.
All yeah, and we like her. We won't don't know,
cocaine on the control board and make you snort it.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Well ask your real nice you to cowle In Marsha Marshall.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Margin, thank you, Darling, Darland Darky, you come see us.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Now you're here. Oh maybe time enough. The time's up.
I gotta go. She's fine, Yeah, he is. She gets it,
doesn't she got a song about it. Let's here. Here
you go. You can mean it in my shop, badies,
(27:55):
bless her heart. Oh that reminds me. Elvis death days
come up pretty But I think it's on a Saturday,
so we'll have to play a couple of bits either
Monday or Friday out Okay, yeah, you always pull out
all the stops for that. Well, because we've got so
many Elvis stuff that. By the way, listen, kids, if
(28:18):
you go to an aquarium, the marine animals in the
aquarium don't like to be petted. No no, no, no
no no no no. You might get bit and draw
back a nub with a couple of fingers missing.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Well, a six year old boy was hurt when an
octopus grabbed his arm and wouldn't let go after the
boy reached into a tank to touch it and pet
it at the San Antonio Aquarium. That's so scary, Brittany Tyrant.
The boy's mom has gone viral on TikTok after posting
(28:53):
about our son's encounter with a giant Pacific octopus back
on a July fourteenth visit it the sea creature and
this little kid reaching there, nice octavist. The octopus attached
himself to her son, Leo's arm, she said, noting that
they often go and have touched the animal plenty of
(29:14):
times before.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Whoa man, So this is the time that it didn't
work out for you, Lay.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
This is the time when the octopus said, I have
had it reach your ass down in here. I've got
some suction for you.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
And this wasn't something that was happening in the pet
the stingrays tank.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Look look at this picture that is the actual kid,
and then it left all these like.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Marks, oh yeah arms. In some videos, the boys aren't
going to be seen covered in small, dark spots, purple
suction bruises from his wrist to his arm pit. Kid,
that's scary. Don't reach into an octopus's tank. Eventually the
octopus will say, I am tired of this. That's what
(30:00):
I ung. Isn't that a Beatles song.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Don't reach into the octopus's head, No, that's octopus's garden.
You can reach into his garden all you want. Just
don't touch the rock and roll though.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Hey, kids got at sooner or later that man, that's scary.
Oh yeah, I got a little from the toy box. Yeah,
I'm sure you remember this guy, Beastie boy Adam Yoke yeah,
which I used to call him Adam youch because it's
spell ya u c h. But it's pronounced yoke like
(30:31):
the egg. Yeah. I had to bring that up. It
ain't spelled like it. Well, he would have been sixty
one today, And yes, I have a Beastie boy bit
we did years ago.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Those crutch grabbing bad boys aren't bad anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
They're worse.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
They're rude, crude.
Speaker 10 (30:57):
Intolerable, unmentionable, and they're a little different. They're the Bestiality Boys.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
You lay awake at night because you just can't.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Slay because you got all excited when you're counting sheep.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
You wake up in the morning with sweat on your brown.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
Pas.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
You had a wet dream about else there the cow.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
You gotta fight horror tight, You'm due.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Okay, they're here, whether you like it or not. Well,
I shoulder against everything the Bestiality Boys. People say what.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I'm doing gonna cause me a hog because I love
all the critters.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Down on the boat, You're right, lego left, leg down,
strap on a go for end, spin them around. I
like it with cats, I like it with dog. I
like it with a horse. I have Alina Hall. Some
say chickens are the best, but I like those pummates.
The buckets. I love those buckets. I'm a mucket jockey.
That fucking key.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Took out the Beastiality Boys new album Animal Magnetism on
EI EI O Records and Tapes, and be sure and
look for them your go tour coming soon to the
fort Worth Stockyards.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Okay, I'm still living that one down. Dallas Forest Classic
rock lone Star ninety two vine Rig Darringer. He would
have been seventy eight years old today, but he died
back at the end of May, and he was a
good friend of the shows for a long time. I
(32:54):
was gonna say, he's been in many times, has any
bo and we usually would play rock and roll Scooby
Doo after this, But I get this email from Jeff
from Azel. He says, don't you guys have a song
of dogs singing rock and roll? As a matter of fact,
I do, of course you, Darrel. Anyone would have it.
(33:16):
But Roberts, I give you the Red Hot Chili Dogs
singing the classic song by the Trogs wild Thing. And
it goes like this, this is horrible. Okay, Oh y'all
(33:43):
one for subjecting you to that is so proud the
Red Hot Chili Dogs at the bottle. All right, pick
your ticket? Coming up next on the Bone and Them
show Dallas Hours Classic RONC lone Star ninety two to five.
Wait till you'll hear the request I got. Oh. I'm
(34:07):
gonna do it later, I promise you. But right now
it is time to pick your ticket. Choose between a
family four pack of tickets to see the Rangers take
on the Arizona Diamondbacks. That's on the thirteenth of this month.
That's next week. Or you can have tickets to see
Queens Reich and Ace Freely. They're at Chalkdaw's Grand Theater
(34:29):
in Durant, Oklahoma. That is on the fifteenth of this month.
So here's what we're gonna do. A toy box Tuesday. Naturally,
I picked out a toy commercial for you, and the
name of the toy I had to reverse it, Okay,
I put it in reverse. The thing is, it sounds
almost the same. The name of the toy sounds almost
(34:54):
the same as it does backwards as it does forward.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Is it a gender neutral toy or a boy or
girl toy?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
It could be gender neutral, all right. I think most
boys like playing with this toy. Okay. And uh, it's
something that you had to build yourself. Oh those were
my favorite. And what once you built it? It was cool? Okay, okay,
all right, this toy is actually from the sixties. Oh
(35:20):
we're going way back. Okay.
Speaker 7 (35:22):
So you got to give me the name of this
toy and here it is.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. That's all you built
and he walks around. Yep, that's yes, that's.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
The only got it because he said he reversed the
name of it and it sounds almost Yes, I thought
it sounds like one other thing.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Sixty seven. Baby, I think this is a little before me. No,
this is I actually had one when yes brothers did
not have this, and my friends would come over. We'd
build mister something and make him walk around.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
You play that reverse name again for us, because that's
how I got it the second time.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Here's here it is three times. Yes, now that I
know what it is. Yeah, but you heard what it sounds. Okay,
let's see somebody's got to know them. Show that toy
is mister mister, mister machine.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Is my gosh, how did you get that?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Remember you put him together and his head goes back
and his mouth goes How does it go? You don't
understand toy language alone. Who is this? By the way, Hey,
this is Scott from what oh Scott? Play?
Speaker 9 (37:01):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Okay, here's the question. You want the Rangers tickets? So
you want the Queen's Reich and Ace Freeley tickets.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I think I'll go with the Rangers.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Please, Rangers in family for going to this man, hang
on just a minute and we'll hook you up. Okay,
all right, thanks for lots see. Look look, first caller
got it.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I know, but it's probably because he understands backwards masking.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Mister machine. Listen, listen. It sound like they're saying mister machine.
Burt Kreisler, the machine, the machine. It sounds like Reagan
from The exorcistm Oh, you know what, I was going
to use that as a hint. Oh. Bert Kreischer calls
himself in. Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
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our appreciation teachers with Iheart's Thank a Teacher, powered by
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they could win five thousand dollars for their classroom. Among
the nominees, Miranda Henley, who teaches at Fairview Elementary in Sherman.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Miss Henley is now in the running for that five
thousand dollars. If you want to nominate a local teacher,
go to lone Star ninety two five dot com and
click on the link for Thank a Teacher.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Lone Star ninety two five. Be correct. Pronunciation is street foughten, Maine. Maine,
be foightten, Maine.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It has an extra syllable in it. You have to
put that muddy waters main so a little stank on it. Yeah,
and some mustard hot sauce. All right, let me remind
you again, Tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day. We need
some good questions from you, So call the Ask the
Stuff Hotline two on four eight six six eighty six
hundred and we'll answer your question.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Of the radio. You'll hear your voice at everything.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
We get so educated. Yes, with this Stuff Day we.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Can learn on. Okay, now here's the request I got
a little while ago, and some of you are gonna go,
oh my god, hey man, what's up man today?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Tor box Jesseay, you know something.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
I'd like to hear.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I'd like to hear of control room.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Get the farting and skate stop and do that. Okay.
He's talking about a bit we did back at Q
one O two in the late eighties about the Easy Crunch,
the Easy Crunch.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
First you had the thigh Master, Yes I have one
to this day to.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Then Summers was hawking. Yeah. Then came the Easy Crunch,
which was modeled by one of the women on Prices
right or something. Like that. Now I will play this,
but you got to remember this is back in the
late eighties, and there's something called equipment variants. Yes, in
other words, this was recorded on cassette because that's we
(39:41):
had packing him days, and so you recorded it on
cassette in the old machine. Then when you play it
back on the new machine, it sounds like Jimmy and
I are twelve years old. He hadn't reached puberty yet. Yeah. No,
we hadn't even got it even a fur down there yet.
I love That's what it sounds like. But yeah, this
(40:03):
is an old one, so try not to laugh too much.
This is Barbecue Bob and Beulah and the Easy Crunch Machine.
First we had the thigh Master. Now have you seen
the latest thing? Have you seen that? I know what
you're gonna talk about. I'm watching TV yesterday and here
comes Diane Parkinson from The Prices. Right, she's not on
(40:27):
that show any He's not on the show anymore because
she's got a new product, is held the Easy Crunch.
Have you seen the Easy Crunch? I tell you they
show that commercial every time before the sports on Headline News.
Do you know why? Oh yeah, because it's also to
put one part down in here, hold it with your thighs,
and the other one she puts right up under her boot,
(40:47):
right under right under her to where they're just hanging out.
She probably started out down here, and the producers of
the commercials said no, no, no, put it right up under there.
We want people to buy these all over the country.
So she puts them right on nder her jug right,
I mean, right there, and she bends on her and
she's doing it on purpose. He said, you know I'm
driving then, crazy boo the easy crime. I mean, next
(41:12):
time the commercial comes on, watch because she's got it
right up under the promised land, so to speak of.
Speaker 9 (41:17):
Oh yeah, crunch, Hell yeah. I was a fan of
the prices, right. Can I see that easy crunch commercials?
She has that top part right up.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
But yeah, we were just talking about that. I'm stopping.
Speaker 9 (41:34):
I take that commercial, slow it down on every which
crunching over like it commercial.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
So much ordered one of the damn thing.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
No no, but but but but but what I don't.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
Know how to use it. Ain't we need a little demonstration.
I talked her into word or Leah teras today in
there and demonstrate that easy crunch for come.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
On, make.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
No did you miss get Oh you look fine?
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Come on to God, cam Cord, I'm will film you.
Come on in there.
Speaker 11 (42:14):
It seems like a bom there to me.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
It just and leotards thisall.
Speaker 9 (42:20):
Come on, God just heard cam Cord.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
I'm will film you.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
Maybe you can come out with your own exercise video
on easy cruno.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah yeah what he said? Yeah that makes sense?
Speaker 11 (42:32):
Don't suit then I'm not bok i't I mean, I
bet that's okay.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Wait here, I'm gonna time.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Well you insert that supposed to go laid see. I
think you put your thighs right around.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
The trusting mister Roberts.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
Do it, mister Roberts, you took my thigh where they're
supposed to go.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Bold on, get your hand full of buddy. You can
figure it out. I know, want to time.
Speaker 11 (43:00):
Let's say here all right, and uh, I guess you
put the upper part right here? All right, put my
favorite song on, and here we go. I demonstrate the
easy CRUI I wasn't such a fan of the princess.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Right, I would never have to break the ask.
Speaker 11 (43:13):
But here we go, all right, to use the easy crunch.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
You go, you put that port a little bigger part.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Right there, you mean like under here? Yeah, looking at
me like that, mister, I don't know. All right here
here we go to.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
And that.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Worry.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
I'm working up a slate on correct so embarrassed you
a little too hard? And I say it now, never
been so embarrassed, And.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
She's embarrassed. Cogar, I call it. We sound like chipmunks.
I can't give it in again. I'm not trying to.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
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That's a great public service. Okay, So coming up, we
have tickets to see Queen's Reich and Ace freely in
the ticket window. But now some of you are gonna
get mad, but I just don't give a rats ass anymore.
I'm sorry, let's up. Legislation in the Texas House is
stalled because of a walkout by Texas Democratic representatives who
(45:48):
are now out of town and in Chicago. Statements from
the Democrats say the special legislative session was supposed to
focus on the deadly July flooding in central Texas, but
the focus is shifted to read district, so the Republicans everything.
In a statement, Governor Gregory Abbott issued a deadline for
(46:09):
Texas Democrats to return to the state and attend the
session by three pm yesterday. Well guess what. They didn't
show up. Now Abbot is pushing for the Democratic members
to be arrested and brought back. Yeah, you know, the
governor did that because you know who wanted him to.
And let's face it, the president's ass ain't gonna kiss itself.
(46:33):
I'm sorry, that's what I feel about Greg Abba.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Well, what's going on though, is now that Texas does that,
California and New York are both saying then they'll redistrict
and they'll do the same thing that Texas is doing,
and then they'll block out all the Republicans. So in
the end, it's gonna just be a stalemate. Why we're
not going to have a democracy, We're a republic. Why
does this always have to be a war between two sides.
(46:57):
I just wish that they would work together here to
make things better.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
What you're supposed to get, that's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
But now it's just a battle between red and blue,
and nobody comes together at all.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
I'm right, you're wrong. That's the end of it.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
And the thing is is that we are all suffering
for it. A majority of Americans both say they are
stressed about the costs of groceries. And if you've been
to Tom Thumb progra HGB, you know what.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Prices are soaring amid Trump's tariffs to what happened to
bringing those prices down on day one?
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Apparently it's a little bit more difficult than.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
They all thought.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Roughly half of Americans admit that the cost of groceries
is a major source of stress in their lives right now.
Roughly three and ten US adults overall say they've used
by now pay later services such as after pay to
purchase groceries, entertainment, restaurant meals or meal delivery, or medical
or dental care. Year to year, prices are three percent
(47:56):
higher than they were in twenty twenty four right now,
and travel is especially high right now. As a matter
of fact, Las Vegas tourism down by double digits really
year to year. A lot of people are saying, we
can't afford to travel.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yeah, because you don't know if you're gonna even have
a job. It's scary. It's very scary. Let's do something.
Let's work together.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Americans are going into debt to support their lifestyle.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
And it's not even that lavish life.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
It's not even a lifestyle. It's to support food and gasoling.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
All right, I didn't mean to go off. I'm sorry
if I offended anybody. Well, No, I'm not really, No,
you're not. Okay, he's fired up and ready off. You
did fine, you did fine.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
A federal judge yesterday refused to grant bail to Sean Diddy.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Combs, oh.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Pracito, following his conviction on two counts of transportation for
prostitution reasons. Combs was acquitted of racketeering and sex trafficking
charges last month, but found guilty of the lesser prostitution
related defenses. The judge rejected Comb's proposal for pre sentencing release,
including a fifty million dollar bond in house arrest conditions,
(49:10):
saying he failed to show he isn't a flight or
safety risk and that no exceptional circumstances justify his release. Look,
this guy is nasty, and if you send him to
his house and lock him up in there, guess what
he's gonna do.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
Well, they're not gonna look. Well, they took away his
baby oil. What can he do? He's got extra baby.
You'll just have to get a rash on his tank
when it jeez. Here's a story in the Wall Street
Journal about efforts to keep wolves in the West from
attacking cattle, and includes an unusual strategy blasting an audio
(49:47):
clip from the movie Marriage Story starring Scarlett Johansson and
Adam Driver. There's one of the tactics mentioned by the
Department of Agriculture specialists who have been responding to a
lot of wolf attacks. A trend shop up to the
wolve's reintroduction to Yellowstone National Park. The use of Marriage
Story in a knock on the twenty nineteen movie. But
(50:07):
the film is about a bitter divorce, and the clip
features a nasty argument between the two leading characters, all
yelling and screaming, and that seems to scare the wolves away.
Other bad sounds that sometimes get blared at the wolves
are fireworks and the ac DC song Thunderstruck. They're animals,
(50:30):
they're wolves, They're not the Yeah, come on, was the
last time you listened to A A C. D. C
oh by? Oh you're a wolf? I got I got,
I want some country music? Yes, geeha, all right, we
got the tickets to go see Queens Reich on the
way front of Pretend that's a cold wind cooling things
(50:50):
down around.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
You don't have to cool me down. I'm sitting here
with a blanket on.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
Yes, it's got noticed. Got noted Dallas Wars classic Lone Star.
Isn't there a Pink Floyd kind of thing going on tonight?
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yes, said Texas trust SeeU Theater Britt Floyd celebrating fifty
years of Wish You Were Here?
Speaker 4 (51:10):
A great show tonight. Oh they hadn't been around fifty years,
but the album Wish You Were Here? Yes, yeah, it's
fifty years. I Wish you were here. I'd gonna say
I thought i'd heard of them if they'd been here.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
A great tribute man internationally known.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
That's right. Okay, who want our tickets to go see
Queen's Reich? Oh my god, Kathy Cotney for it where
she jumped out of her skin. She loves kiss and
her husband, who's about to get surprised with these tickets
Big Queen's Reich? Well, oh cool, he's not going to
be surprised if he's listening now, because we just said.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
She screamed when I told her she won, bo you
were standing behind me?
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Did you hear over the I didn't hear?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
She went, O, girl, I love that when we have
happy winners.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yes, she oh, we made her month man. She can't
wait to tell her hubs. Okay before we go any further, Yes, sir,
I'm sorry I went off while ago. Oh for Pete's sakes.
And if you liberal call me a low life liberal
son of a bitch, I don't care. I have really
thick skin. I'm neither Democrat or Republican or liberal or conservative.
(52:20):
I just know the difference between right and wrong. That's
all I'm gonna say about it. Let's not bring it
up again because it just passes me off. I love
you no matter what you are. Bo Roberts, that's right.
Well you're even with.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
That Texas aggie hat, and I'm along and I can.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
Get along with you. Well. See, if you to raise
your standards, you'd be wearing an A and M hat
instead of a damn lord. Right, all right.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
If you want to head to Vegas next month to
see Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams, John Fogerty, and Moore at
our iHeartRadio Music Festival, you better keep listening. Coming up
around nine this morning, we're gonna have the first of
three keywords today that could score you a trip to
the show. Plus you're gonna win a thousand dollars in
spending cash. So if you want to win, just keep
listening to lone Star nainety two.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
To five, there are moved down. If I were you,
I'm about to bust the greasy ones here a greasy one. Oh,
I have such colorful language I like to use with
you guys. I know my God. By the way, tomorrow
(53:25):
is ask this stuff day. Give us a good question.
Call you ask your stuff outline two one for eight
six six eighty six hundred and there is a theme
for choose your news tomorrow so you can pick your ticket. Yes,
there is. I'm not gonna tell you what it is
just yet. You're just gonna have to wait around and
find out. Like everybody else. You just love surprising that.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Okay, Yeah, are you ready for time wasters?
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (53:48):
This is what we have.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
Up on the Bow and Them show page at lone
Star ninety two five dot com. Fifty five years ago today,
Phil Collins joined Jennison.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
Oh, and I saw the first tour that Genesis did
without Peter Gabriel. It was in New Orleans and was
he good? Yeah? I forgot Oh that's right. Peter Gabriel left,
but Phil Collins fit the bill. In fact, he almost
sounds like Peter Gabriel. Now.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
According to Phil, He and the guitarist from his band
at that time, Flaming Youth, answered an ad from a
band looking for a drummer and a guitarist. The auditions
took place at Peter Gabriel's parents' house in Choban, England.
Speaker 4 (54:25):
Now here's Phil Collins.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Back in nineteen eighty six talking about his experience auditioning
for Genesis back in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 12 (54:33):
They sent me out to the swimming port. I ever
swim while they were auditioning the guys that were ahead
of me, and because I could hear everything that was
going on, and I could see these other guy's mistakes.
I mean, one guy warmed up for ten fifteen minutes
of the drum sotto. I knew that was the wrong
attitude to take, so I didn't do that. And by
the time I actually played, I know all the bits
that they were auditioning people with.
Speaker 4 (54:52):
You know the job, budd dude. The rest is rock
and roll history.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Phil Collins replaced John Mayhew, who keyboardist Tony Banks felt
was isn't the right fit for Genesis.
Speaker 4 (55:02):
Of course, following Aussie's.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Death, a lot of fans were worried about Phil Collins
because word got out that he was in the hospital,
but he just was in there for knee surgery.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Well, there's a clip of Phil Collins sitting down at
his old drum kit and you can tell he's just
about to tear up because he can't play anything. He's
very frail. Yes he is.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Def Leppard's working on new music and a new album.
In a recent interview with USA Today, Joe Elliott explained
a new album is definitely in the works, would be
the follow up to twenty twenty two's Diamond Star Halo's
and it's being recorded believe it or not, via Zoom meetings.
None of the guys are in the same place even
though they've been out on tour and are gonna continue
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their tour, but they've been doing Zoom meetings. Joe Elliott
says laptops have become the Abbey Road studio. No word
on a release date for that new def Leppard album.
Sammy Hagar has released a live version of Encore Thank
You good Night tribute to Eddie Van Halen. It's from
his Las Vegas residency this past April, and may we
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have the video up for you. Also, Brian Adams posted
a video on Instagram of the CD and vinyl manufacturing
of his new album, Roll with the Punches, which is
coming out August twenty ninth. We have that video up
and by the way, put this on your calendar. Brian
Adams at the American Airline Center in Dallas, November thirteenth,
opening for him. Pat bennettar Oh, that's a pretty good bill,
(56:28):
very much. So you talked about this in Sports of
All Sorts earlier this morning. Bout imagine, if you will,
how scared you would be if the Dallas Stars mascot,
Victor E.
Speaker 4 (56:40):
Green was threatened by a wild animal. Oh yeah, this
was a funny.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
This is exactly what happened to NHL fans for the
Seattle Kraken, their mascot Booie, a sea troll, was threatened
by a grizzly bear while on a fishing trip in Alaska.
Why he was fishing in his mascot outfit, I'll never know.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
I think I think they were doing a promotional video.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Yeah, they were doing content for social media. Now he
was charged by this grizzly bear. Oh yeah, that bear
was serious.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
It looked pretty scary.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Fortunately, everyone's okay. We have the video of that encounter
up on the bow and them show page at lone
star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Well,
we come to the end of another broadcast team. I
say that because that's what the television stations used to
say before they signed.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
Off, right before the national anthem.
Speaker 4 (57:35):
Yes, and then the test pattern on the yeah with
the big Indian on it. Now every all stations are
on twenty four to seven, which is fine with me.
Speaker 1 (57:45):
Every morning it's infomercial every night. Yes, you're right, yes,
and I don't really need to buy.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
Something now, not at all. Okay. Our after show decompression
session is next. We'll talk about whatever y'all to and uh. Tomorrow,
of course, is Ask Good Stuff Day. Let me give
you the Ask of Stuff hotline number one more time
two one four eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave
(58:12):
your question there, we'll answer it on the air and
choose your news so you can pick your ticket at
seven fifty act. Did I get it all out? All
the information you did? Thank you. I'm just trying to
help h make sure that everything is running in greased
grooves here today.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
Or grizzly groove you know, considering all the switches, plugs,
cables and computers we got at our mercy. Yeah, it's
we need all the help we can get to make
sure everything's running right.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
I know, because we don't know how to fix nuhing nothing.
If something brokes, it stays broke. If it's up to us.
We tried yelling. It doesn't work. Ugh, wow, engineerer, it's
not my fortee.
Speaker 1 (58:55):
No, no no talking.
Speaker 4 (58:58):
I just use stuff until it breaks. And I say
hell when you tell them the show can't go on
unless you help, then they come running.
Speaker 9 (59:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:11):
Oh well I'll get to it tomorrow, the next day
or the next No, no, no, you need to fix
it now. Otherwise you're gonna have to rerun a bunch
of commercials that didn't make it. Oops that money lost.
Sure as hell, don't want to replay the nam Do
you talk like that happened a few days ago? Well,
as a matter of fact, you did. I'm not Kenya.
(59:34):
Our engineer, my hug, he got us on the air
about two minutes before we were supposed to go on
and talk.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Thank you to the rascuals who messaged me to say, uh,
there's nothing coming out.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
Under the radio. Ain't nothing on there, hot static. Hope
y'all realize that nobody, Oh yeah, we realize it. We
don't necessarily are the ones that'll fix it, but we
do realize it that it needs some attention.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
We need to have a National Engineer Appreciation Day.
Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Hey, that's a good idea. Well, that's every day around here,
especially when something breaks with all the gadgets we.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Got right now and the new technology we're trying to
figure out right now too.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Well, oh oh lord, have mercy on me. Hey, slow
down on the inventing stuff. Okay, just for a minute,
let us catch up. We got plenty, all right. So
we'll see you on the after show and on the
show Enough Show tomorrow. It's ask the Stuff day, and yes,
we'll play choose your news. There is a thing, all right, Yes, sir,
lay it out like that. Okay, So we'll see on
(01:00:39):
the after show and we'll see you on the show
Enough Show tomorrow. I okay, So I'm good. Keep between
the ditch is bye.
Will fun.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You you won't.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
We'll cut so high in this sty.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
You leave my anus out of it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You know, you could travel by car if you wanted
to to Uranus, Missouri, where that Uranus fudge factory is.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
That's right, there's the Uranus fudge factory in Uranus. What
is it Missouri? Yes, well you can show me, but
I'll look the other way, I promise you. Yes, And
we learned that there was a fudge company.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
In I got your T shirt for your birthday.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Last year from.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
A wonderful presence on social media. It's very funny to
look at. Oh yeah, like the Instagram for them. They
make a lot of jokes about.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It and they're like, this will never get all. If
you lived there, you would too, I guess race it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's easy to get to because it's right off of
Root sixty six.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Uh huh would have been funny if his Root sixty nine.
Let's not go there. Wow, Hey, yes, it is a
toy box Tuesday and have a couple of birthdays, will
celebrate just like we did Neil Armstrong, who would have
been ninety nine today.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
That's right, but bo, don't get the moon confused with
your rainus now Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
That's good because they're so far apart. Yeah, and you
really would you really wouldn't be in either one.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But sometimes if you moon someone, you will show your reinus.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh yeah, the planet, but they won't get the joke.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
So why Bob, Now that we've murdered everyone's appetite for
at least forty eight hours.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, let's see what we're celebrating today. Today is work
like a dog day, right, every day, because if you do,
then your employer might throw you a bone. And if
it's not going to be a raise, maybe you'll get
some free meals somewhere out of it. Or maybe not.
Those are for clients.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It wouldn't be nice to get a cost of living rays,
you know.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Please men. It is also International Traffic Light Day. Now,
whether you know it or not, you spend about an
hour each year of your life waiting for traffic lights
to change. I believe that when you add it all up,
that means you spend six and a half months of
your life waiting for traffic lights to turn green. Eye line.
(02:33):
I believe that too much. It's also National Night Out.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You know what that is is that for neighborhoods.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, you're supposed to have a party in your neighborhood
and invite your neighbors to police.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Law enforcement, and firefighters will show up as well.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
The primary goal is to strengthen community police partnerships and
foster a sense of unity against crime by getting neighbors
to meet, interact, and watch out for one another. Sounds
good in theory that absolute saw party. Okay? National Oyster Day.
I love oysters. Well, I used to eat them slimy
(03:08):
things a lot, but I kind of lost my taste
for them all year.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What about a fried oyster po boy?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, No, that's okay In New Orleans. Speaking of New Orleans,
I gotta tell you, I think I've told you this before.
I was sitting at a bar on Bourbon Street in
New Orleans, and I sat right next to a guy
who sat there and ate a dozen dozen raw oysters
right in front of him. Oh wow, by the way,
that's one hundred and forty four of them things in
one city. He smirked them off. He didn't put any
(03:35):
kind of sauce on. Let me just suck them right
out of the shell. What's the purpose of that? No,
not even horse Radish.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Nothing is spice as New it's just a sloppy booger.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Then yeah, maybe you had swallowed some poison. You can
swallow one pegabag National Underwear Day. If you're going commando today,
don't bring it up in conversation. And if you're a
guy who, make sure you shake off any drip before
you zip back up. Good mess, especially if you're wiring
Bay's pants pants.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, and it's Green Pepper's Day. Okay, wasn't that a
Beatles album? Oh no, that was Sergeant Green Peppers. I'm sorry,
I'm a little confused. It's six point fifteen in the
morning on a toy box Tuesday. Yes, and I got
some good is playing for you. And of course we
got sports of all sorts coming up. Are they gonna
(04:27):
talk about anything besides Micah Parsons at Cowboys training?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Kill?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
That deal is done? Oh my god. Then of course
we got the freaking fool file at six forty five
a day. So we must get to the business in
hand by doing what needs doing. And what is that beout?
That is the morning's let's doing here?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hey, and don't forget pick your ticket at seven to fifty.
We have tickets to see the Rangers.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Or Queen's Reck and a'ce Greeley and uh, since this
toy Box Tuesday, you're gonna have to idmnify, I thought,
so if you haven't already, get up, do the three
s's and it's.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Tim Up Jo Time Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Why did I play the Urana song?
Because you want to make us happen?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hey, bo, this is Joe.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
What's up? Joe?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
What you know?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I wanted to weigh in on that Uranus, Missouri?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh yeah, go right ahead on Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Back in twenty sixteen, my wife and I popped in there.
We did Route sixty six. It is a classic tourist
trap along the lines of the big Texan up there
in Amarillo.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Oh really, Yeah, you walk in, it's.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Like hello, welcome to Uranus, or when you're leaving, it's
thank you for visiting Ursus.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, what else are they going to say? Yeah? Are
they in on the joke or are they just really stupid? No,
they're in on this. I'm sure they're making money off
the joke. Oh okay, well there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And the T shirt selection is just outrageous t shirts
and but all jokes aside the fudge is really good.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh really, it better be coming from Uranus. The best
budge ever. That's it and hell yeah, but I'll take
your word from it. He sports you of all Schortz.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm brought to you by the Will Height Law Firm
injury lawyers. Go to willhightwins dot com.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Well, this seems to be the only story anybody's talking about.
A Cowboys training camp. Micah Parsons Michael Park he is
still a member of the Cowboys days after requesting a trade.
He also still doesn't have a new contract yet. Now.
Parsons attended practice at Oxnard, California over the weekend, but
he didn't meet with the media, but Cowboys owner Jerry
(06:47):
Jones and coach Brian Schottenheimer did. Jerry says he isn't
talking parsons trade requests and he's not gonna take it
too seriously, calling it part of the negotiations. When I
asked if Mike parsons post on excell on Friday afternoon
made him angry, he quickly responded with a quick no, no, no,
not at all. Jerry also encouraged fans not to lose
(07:09):
any sleep over it. He's confidence there will be a
deal and said it's not even considering He's not going
to have a trade and get rid of Parsons. Of course,
that's what they said about Luca A long time.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
During a news conference yesterday, reporters asked coach Schottenheimer if
to talk about a trade changed any of his plans
for Parsons. He said, no. We go about our business
every day. We live in the moment. We focus on
the moment. We expect Micah to be here. Well, I
certainly hope you're right, or you're gonna piss a lot
of people off. Very true.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Dallas Cowboys will open their preseason Saturday against the La Rams,
but don't expect to see Dak Prescott play. There's a
strong likelihood that Dak won't play in any of the
three preseason games. That makes today's practice in Oxnard, California
against the LA Rams critical in the Cowboys preparation for
the September fourth regular season opener against the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Cowboys will be in full pads today against the Rams.
Micah Parsons was on the practice field yesterday. He was
wearing his number eleven jersey, something he did not have
on Saturday, a day after he took to social media
to say that he wanted to be traded, but he
didn't have shoes on, so he was walking the practice
field in only his socks.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, what's that gonna compace? I have no earthly idea,
but at least he was on the field.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Meanwhile, Cowboy fans who were missing out on the fun
in Oxnard should mark their calendars right now because Cowboys
Training Camp comes to the Star in Frisco.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
August nineteenth and twentieth.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Cowboys will host two open practices at the Ford Center,
providing fans the opportunity to see the players and coaches
as they prepare for the twenty twenty five season. And
here's the good news, Cowboy fans. Both Dallas Cowboys training
camp practices are free and open to the public.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Check it out. Check it out.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
So we got Dallas Cowboys running around in saw So
we got a New England Patriot blindfolding himself in practice blindfolding.
This is going to be a very interesting season. New
England Patriots linebacker Robert Spoline has an interesting offseason training
routine walking around with a blindfold on.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Now, what is that gonna accomplish?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, well, he wants.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
He's really trying to connect with his memory. Man.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
He wants to know the defensive playbook so perfectly that
he can recall it all even with his eyes closed.
So this is brain training that he's doing right now.
He walks up mountains, he notices where the rocks are.
I'll bet you he's eight in it, face plant first
a few times, getting used to that.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I'm sure he notices the way the.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Ground tilts when he's walking in the mountains and which
branches could leave a black eye. Then Spolayne comes back
the next day and does the walk with his eyes shut.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
The next trip, he does it backwards and blindfolded. That's crazy.
What if he tripped and hicked the back of your
head on a rock? You're yeah, your season is over.
Where are the coaches going, Hey, you're being an injury risk.
We can't have that.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
As he explains, as a middle linebacker, you've really got
to rely on your instincts. It sounds like he wants
to be a Jedi night.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
It does use the force, all right. NBC Sports has
revealed that Carrie Underwood will remain part of the Sunday
Night Football opening sequence as the network approaches a landmark season.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh I'm so glad because I was so worried.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
And she's so pretty. Underwood has served as the voice
of the game for thirteen straight seasons, with the primetime
program now entering its twentieth year. Despite her ongoing role,
Underwood refuted allegations that receives eighteen million dollars per season
to perform Wow Waiting All Day for Sunday Night, which
(10:49):
incorporates the melody of Jones jets I hate myself for
loving you. Whether she makes eighteen million a season or not,
I bet she gets paid pretty close to that. Country
music star has also expressed her willingness to potentially perform
at a future Super Bowl halftime show. I bet she
had bet. With the upcoming season finale schedule to occur
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in San Francisco, with a possible halftime performance remains uncertain.
Underwood will appear on NBC Sports Sunday Night Football for
yet another season.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
What a Night at Globe Live Field in Arlington. Josh
Young's two out, three run homer in the bottom of
the tenth inning provided the winning runs as the Texas
Rangers rallied for an eight to five walk off victory
over the slumping New York Yankees.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
After New York did not score in.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
The top of the tenth, the Yankees reliever Jake Byrd
retired the first two batters he faced before intentionally walking
Wyatt Langford. Young then rocketed his homer into the leftfield stands.
But that wasn't the only highlight last night. The Rangers
Jock Peterson had a big night, ripping out a one out,
pinch hit solo homer and the ninth inning that tied
up the game at five five and sent it to
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extra innings.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
As the ball left his.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Back, Peterson looked towards the Rangers duckout and shouted, don't
mess with me, before he flung his bat and then
started his home run trot, home run trot, and the
fans exploded in the stands.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It was so incredible.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Rangers and Yankees face off again tonight at Globelive Field.
Yankees will start Will Warren, the Rangers will start Nathan Valdi.
First pitch tonight at seven oh five, and you can
watch the game if you can't make it out to
Globelive Field on the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah it's ryme.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
We got Rangers four packs at seven to fifty two
pichio ticks.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Elsewhere in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
The Baltimore Orioles did something for the first time in
the modern baseball era just on Sunday. You might not
have noticed unless you look closely at their lineup. The
Orioles started Jackson Holiday at second base, Jeremiah Jackson in
right field, and Alex Jackson at catcher position.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
We got way too many Jackson's on this team. He's
a Jackson family Jackson's Tour.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
It's the first time since nineteen hundred that three players
with the name Jackson as their first or last name
were in the starting lineup for any baseball team. So
those three also combined for a play at the plate
as Jeremiah Jackson through to Jackson Holiday who threw to
Alex Jackson who tagged out the Cubs, Carson Kelly out
at home. Something something that you weren't expecting.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Not boring, not boring. Now you got to see this.
The mascot for the NHL Seattle Kraken was chased by
a grizzly bear while shooting a promotional video. And I
guess he was in costume.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
When he was he was fly fishing in a last
game costume.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
He's a sea troll cracking forward. John Hayden and the
sea troll mascot named Boy Buoy were in a river
fishing when a grizzly bear entered the water on the
other side of the river and thought he saw food
on the other side. So there's a video of him
that shows him walking away from the bear, but the
bear followed and then charged at thimb for it turned away,
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allowing the pair to safely make it to the other
side of the river. Hayden jokingly blamed Boy's colorful skin
and nose for attracting the bears. Are very tasty. Oh yes,
I lock a seat troll sandwich myself.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
We got that video up on the Bone m show page.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I'm sure the freaking pool file next on the bone
and I'm the hold stop you can't you read?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Stop?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
You can't you read? Hey, poom, can't you read the sign? Yeah?
Put your cigarette out? Said no smoking? Damn it. Okay,
I'm gonna pull something out of the toy box for
you here in just few But now it's time for
the freaking fool file. I don't know whose idea this was,
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but the reaction is mixed to say the least. A
zoo in Denmark is asking people to donate their small
pets to feed the predators at the zoo.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Dog No no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
No, like anybody's gonna throw their beloved dog, cat, pig
or rabbit to a zoo so they can be eaten
by some huge snake or lizard. I swear if that
dog craps on the floor one more time, he's going
to zoo. Alborg Zoo says it wants to copy the
natural food chain to help with animal welfare and professional integrity.
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You're asking people to give them your pets so they
can be fed to some giant thing that'll swallow it
up in one gull. The zoo promises that donated pets
like guinea pigs, rabbits, and chickens will be gently euphanized
by train staff before being used as a snack for
some least. The zoo posted on Facebook saying people with
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healthy animals they need to give away can donate them
instead of finding new homes for them. They explained, this
way nothing goes to waste and it helps make sure
the predators get natural behavior and nutrition and well being well.
The zoo also said They are interested in getting horses
donated if you got one that you no longer ride anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
What horses before you send them to the glue factory?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Yeah? What animal is big enough to eat a horse?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
They do that up in bridge cords at the Texas
at the Tiger Rescue place. If a farmer has a
dying horse, he'll bring it over, still alive, and the
Tiger Rescue will take it, take it down, butcher it
out and feed it to the tigers if.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
It's gonna die.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I guess circle of life kind of things. Yeah, but
what it cases bad to whoever was eating it? The tiger?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You know, a little sauce on it or case.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah, here, I'm sorry, Tony. The tiger needs some all right.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
There was a wild ride at New York's Buffalo Niagara
International Airport last week, and.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
It didn't even involve a plane.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
A very drunk passenger from Wyoming hijacked an electric golf
cart and drove all through the terminal while singing songs
from the Lion King. Yes there is a video bo
please say. Twenty nine year old Kevin sitting and somehow
got a hold of the unoccupied cart and drove it
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all over the terminal.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
While people were trying to get out of his way.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
He drove straight onto a moving walkway, smashing the glass
panels on the side, ignoring repeated please for him to stop.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Witnesses captured the chaos on video.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
One person could be heard saying, I think he's drunk,
and if you take one look at him, you know
he's drunk. Singing, weaved around wet floor signs, barreled towards
the end of the concourse, singing Akuna Matata and the
other from the show. Once he got to the end,
he turned around and he drove down the opposite walkway,
causing even more damage in the terminal. He was eventually
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arrested and now faces a long list of charges.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
When he turned around, he started singing, I just can't
wait to belish.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
And there's an airport worker at that airport there's about
to lose his job for forgetting his.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Golf carts in the ignition.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
So last Thursday, of Search and Rescue team in British
Columbia was in the middle of a training exercise and
suddenly a report came in concerning a man yelling for help.
Nine one operator say two hikers reported hearing repeated cries
coming from a man near a popular hiking spot. So
the rescue team did what they do. They split into
two groups. The search was on until it wasn't. It
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turns out the screaming man was really a solo camper
who was belting out his favorite songs.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
We've got another karaoke.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Starta which favorite song? Well, he wasn't a lion king
soundtrack guy. He was a nickelback belt.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
That's worse.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I was just thinking that to pubably scare the crap
out of the bears, make him go running.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
For the hills, jump off a cliff.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Anybody else who wanted to hear that stuff. Man, it
sounded like an unholy terror to the search and rescue team.
They thanked the hikers for calling in what could have
been a serious situation. They recommended singing lessons for mister nickelback. Yes,
the guy couldn't carry you tune in a bucket, the
rescue team says. But he was going at it with
all of his might, said one of the members of
the search party. You know, if you like something and
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you're drunk enough, you're gonna sing out loud, no matter how.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Bad you And if you have like your earbuds in
and you know, I think you're singing really good.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Okay, this made me laugh. A quiet seaside town in
England is dealing with a strange mystery involving a naked
man who walks around it night wearing only a gimp
mask and sneakers.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It's scary, yeah, bring out the gimp.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Residents of Latham, Lancashire, spotted the man on dashcam footage
taken just before one a m. On July eighteenth, as
he calmly walked down Westbury Street wearing nothing but trainers
and a black bondage mask, and he would sometimes wave
and say hi to people. Paintball gun. He never bothers
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anybody or causes any trouble, but he constantly creeps everybody out.
Locals say they later saw a fully dressed young man
walking around the same area looking up at the street cameras,
and they think it might be the same God oh,
he wanted to see if he was caught on cameras.
Police are taking the matter seriously and are doing house
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to house visits and checking security cameras. They're asking anyone
with information to contact them. However, many of the restidents
say leave them alone. It's hysterical. That's what I would
say too, Yeah, leave them alone and let us have
a laugh, for you're a favorite. It puts the watch
in neighborhood watch. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Hey, coming up next hour on a toy Box Tuesday,
you get to pick your ticket. Pick between a four
pack of tickets to see your Texas Rangers take on
Arizona August thirteenth, or you can pick tickets to see
Queens Reich and Ace freely August fifteenth at Choctaw. Whatever
you don't pick, it's going to go into.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
The lone Star ticket window. Pick your ticket around seven
to fifty.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Right here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas
fort Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
She moves in mysterious ways to pick my wallet out
of my lone Star ninety two five. Okay, remember tomorrow
is ask a Stuff Day and the show doesn't work
unless you give us some good questions to look up
for you and you all yes, you know, Oh call
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you asked yourself outline two one four eight six, six
eighty six hundred. Leave your question there, we'll answer it
on the air and play choose your news, to pick
your ticket. And yes there is a theme tomorrow. That's
what my calendar says. I'm glad you remember that stuff
because kind of gets bind me sometimes. Thank God for
Anna's calendar exactly. Guess who turns sixty nine years old
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today that Jimmy and I had on the show several
years ago. That would be Marsha Brady herself, Maureen McCormick.
She had fun with you guys. Oh yeah, Well, she
had written a book, and of course she wanted us
to help her promote it. So here's how it went.
(22:47):
Who was bright? We've had Greg Darry Williams on the show.
We have even had Florence Henderson on this show. Wait,
there's call time for Marcia. Wait a minute, hello, lone star. Guys,
we have Maureen McCormick standing by stand her in.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
I am standing in a right.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I know you hear it all the time, but Marcia Mark,
that's what they say.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Don't you hate it when people call you by your
character name? Good thing? We don't have anything to be
popular about it, you.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Know, honestly, it's it's really fun to hear it. I
must hear it a million times a day. But it
always brings a smile to my face because it brings
such a smile or whoever is saying it, you know,
to their face, and that makes me happy.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
And you write about it in your book, Marie McCormick.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Here's the story surviving Marcia Brady and finding my true voice?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Right you know what I'm holding in my hand right now?
Speaker 8 (23:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
No, come on, okay, all right?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Not that.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I for my birthday got an autographed picture of you
that my cohort Jimmy gave me. Wow, isn't that sweet?
Speaker 8 (23:59):
That is sweet?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
You a hotly down a well.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Thank you guys?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
What started you on your road to ruin? You know
we've all done stuff we're ashamed of. But I mean
I didn't know. If i'd have known you were trading
sex for drugs, I called it dealer.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
What got me on the road, I guess. After I
finished the show, I met a guy and he said
he wanted to take me over to his teacher's house
one day.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Always oh, that line never worked for me.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
And we went up to this house in Laurel Canyon
and walked in and there were all these people sitting
around the living room, and they were all shooting coke
and there was this mountain of cocaine on the glass table.
They asked me if I wanted to try it to
and I said sure. I had no idea what it
was or what it would do or anything, and I
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became addicted to.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
It was this while you were doing the Brady Bunch. No,
it was asking, oh, okay, because you show up on
the set grinding your tee and somebody's gonna be suspicious,
So you would poke for coke?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Yes? I did with some dealers.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Did you really?
Speaker 8 (25:08):
I did?
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Like I say, we've all done stuff we're ashamed of. Now,
exactly tell me about that Michael Jackson day. Did you
go to a tickle party or had lama rides or
something or what did you do?
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Well? It was when Michael was fourteen and I was sixteen,
So I was the.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Cougarh cougar at sixteen, that's a good one.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
I would go over to his house and hang out
with his brothers and sisters, and Michael and I on
our dates would go ice skating and hold hands. It
was very romantic.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Oh, but did you notice that when you went back
to the Jackson household that every time Michael got some
new surgery that Tito got a little small.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Well, you know, I never knew Michael when when she didn't.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Sech okay, okay. This was pre cocaine days. Because I
was just thinking, you know, when you were doing all
that blow, I mean, not judging you for it.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I hope not.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Then when you had the Brady episode where you got
hit in the nose with the football that could have
covered up and deviated. I'm just thinking out loud, which
is a big miss.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Right, You're right, that's very funny.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
But you know what caused you all the trouble there, Maureen?
What is that little teaky statue that the Brady's found
in Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Damn teky statue. That's it.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
That's what did it.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
I know I've been cursed.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Well now it explains it.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Now.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
May In the book, you say that you and Greg
Brady were inseparable during the Hawaii shoot.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Tell us a little more about that. Oh, you have
to go through that angle, don't you.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
It was really really romantic, and Jerry and I really
had the hots for each other, and we took a
walk on the beach. It was beautiful, the sun was setting,
and we had our first kiss and it was really incredible.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
You know what. Hearing you say this makes me want
to sing tiny bubbles. Will you should come visit us sometime.
I ever been to Dallas Marine, Yes, I have.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
And I would love to come visit y'all.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Well please do y'all, y'all you can come visit us.
All yeah, and we like her. We won't don't know,
cocaine on the control board and make you snort it.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Well ask your real nice you to cowle In Marsha Marshall.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Margin, thank you, Darling, Darland Darky, you come see us.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Now you're here. Oh maybe time enough. The time's up.
I gotta go. She's fine, Yeah, he is. She gets it,
doesn't she got a song about it. Let's here. Here
you go. You can mean it in my shop, badies,
(27:55):
bless her heart. Oh that reminds me. Elvis death days
come up pretty But I think it's on a Saturday,
so we'll have to play a couple of bits either
Monday or Friday out Okay, yeah, you always pull out
all the stops for that. Well, because we've got so
many Elvis stuff that. By the way, listen, kids, if
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you go to an aquarium, the marine animals in the
aquarium don't like to be petted. No no, no, no
no no no no. You might get bit and draw
back a nub with a couple of fingers missing.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Well, a six year old boy was hurt when an
octopus grabbed his arm and wouldn't let go after the
boy reached into a tank to touch it and pet
it at the San Antonio Aquarium. That's so scary, Brittany Tyrant.
The boy's mom has gone viral on TikTok after posting
(28:53):
about our son's encounter with a giant Pacific octopus back
on a July fourteenth visit it the sea creature and
this little kid reaching there, nice octavist. The octopus attached
himself to her son, Leo's arm, she said, noting that
they often go and have touched the animal plenty of
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times before.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Whoa man, So this is the time that it didn't
work out for you, Lay.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
This is the time when the octopus said, I have
had it reach your ass down in here. I've got
some suction for you.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
And this wasn't something that was happening in the pet
the stingrays tank.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Look look at this picture that is the actual kid,
and then it left all these like.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Marks, oh yeah arms. In some videos, the boys aren't
going to be seen covered in small, dark spots, purple
suction bruises from his wrist to his arm pit. Kid,
that's scary. Don't reach into an octopus's tank. Eventually the
octopus will say, I am tired of this. That's what
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I ung. Isn't that a Beatles song.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Don't reach into the octopus's head, No, that's octopus's garden.
You can reach into his garden all you want. Just
don't touch the rock and roll though.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Hey, kids got at sooner or later that man, that's scary.
Oh yeah, I got a little from the toy box. Yeah,
I'm sure you remember this guy, Beastie boy Adam Yoke yeah,
which I used to call him Adam youch because it's
spell ya u c h. But it's pronounced yoke like
(30:31):
the egg. Yeah. I had to bring that up. It
ain't spelled like it. Well, he would have been sixty
one today, And yes, I have a Beastie boy bit
we did years ago.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Those crutch grabbing bad boys aren't bad anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
They're worse.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
They're rude, crude.
Speaker 10 (30:57):
Intolerable, unmentionable, and they're a little different. They're the Bestiality Boys.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
You lay awake at night because you just can't.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Slay because you got all excited when you're counting sheep.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
You wake up in the morning with sweat on your brown.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
Pas.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
You had a wet dream about else there the cow.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
You gotta fight horror tight, You'm due.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Okay, they're here, whether you like it or not. Well,
I shoulder against everything the Bestiality Boys. People say what.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I'm doing gonna cause me a hog because I love
all the critters.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Down on the boat, You're right, lego left, leg down,
strap on a go for end, spin them around. I
like it with cats, I like it with dog. I
like it with a horse. I have Alina Hall. Some
say chickens are the best, but I like those pummates.
The buckets. I love those buckets. I'm a mucket jockey.
That fucking key.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Took out the Beastiality Boys new album Animal Magnetism on
EI EI O Records and Tapes, and be sure and
look for them your go tour coming soon to the
fort Worth Stockyards.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Okay, I'm still living that one down. Dallas Forest Classic
rock lone Star ninety two vine Rig Darringer. He would
have been seventy eight years old today, but he died
back at the end of May, and he was a
good friend of the shows for a long time. I
(32:54):
was gonna say, he's been in many times, has any
bo and we usually would play rock and roll Scooby
Doo after this, But I get this email from Jeff
from Azel. He says, don't you guys have a song
of dogs singing rock and roll? As a matter of fact,
I do, of course you, Darrel. Anyone would have it.
(33:16):
But Roberts, I give you the Red Hot Chili Dogs
singing the classic song by the Trogs wild Thing. And
it goes like this, this is horrible. Okay, Oh y'all
(33:43):
one for subjecting you to that is so proud the
Red Hot Chili Dogs at the bottle. All right, pick
your ticket? Coming up next on the Bone and Them
show Dallas Hours Classic RONC lone Star ninety two to five.
Wait till you'll hear the request I got. Oh. I'm
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gonna do it later, I promise you. But right now
it is time to pick your ticket. Choose between a
family four pack of tickets to see the Rangers take
on the Arizona Diamondbacks. That's on the thirteenth of this month.
That's next week. Or you can have tickets to see
Queens Reich and Ace Freely. They're at Chalkdaw's Grand Theater
(34:29):
in Durant, Oklahoma. That is on the fifteenth of this month.
So here's what we're gonna do. A toy box Tuesday. Naturally,
I picked out a toy commercial for you, and the
name of the toy I had to reverse it, Okay,
I put it in reverse. The thing is, it sounds
almost the same. The name of the toy sounds almost
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the same as it does backwards as it does forward.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Is it a gender neutral toy or a boy or
girl toy?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
It could be gender neutral, all right. I think most
boys like playing with this toy. Okay. And uh, it's
something that you had to build yourself. Oh those were
my favorite. And what once you built it? It was cool? Okay, okay,
all right, this toy is actually from the sixties. Oh
(35:20):
we're going way back. Okay.
Speaker 7 (35:22):
So you got to give me the name of this
toy and here it is.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. That's all you built
and he walks around. Yep, that's yes, that's.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
The only got it because he said he reversed the
name of it and it sounds almost Yes, I thought
it sounds like one other thing.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Sixty seven. Baby, I think this is a little before me. No,
this is I actually had one when yes brothers did
not have this, and my friends would come over. We'd
build mister something and make him walk around.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
You play that reverse name again for us, because that's
how I got it the second time.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Here's here it is three times. Yes, now that I
know what it is. Yeah, but you heard what it sounds. Okay,
let's see somebody's got to know them. Show that toy
is mister mister, mister machine.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Is my gosh, how did you get that?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Remember you put him together and his head goes back
and his mouth goes How does it go? You don't
understand toy language alone. Who is this? By the way, Hey,
this is Scott from what oh Scott? Play?
Speaker 9 (37:01):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Okay, here's the question. You want the Rangers tickets? So
you want the Queen's Reich and Ace Freeley tickets.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I think I'll go with the Rangers.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Please, Rangers in family for going to this man, hang
on just a minute and we'll hook you up. Okay,
all right, thanks for lots see. Look look, first caller
got it.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I know, but it's probably because he understands backwards masking.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Mister machine. Listen, listen. It sound like they're saying mister machine.
Burt Kreisler, the machine, the machine. It sounds like Reagan
from The exorcistm Oh, you know what, I was going
to use that as a hint. Oh. Bert Kreischer calls
himself in. Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Meanwhile, with schools starting back up, it's time to show
our appreciation teachers with Iheart's Thank a Teacher, powered by
donors Choos. You nominate an outstanding public school teacher and
they could win five thousand dollars for their classroom. Among
the nominees, Miranda Henley, who teaches at Fairview Elementary in Sherman.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Miss Henley is now in the running for that five
thousand dollars. If you want to nominate a local teacher,
go to lone Star ninety two five dot com and
click on the link for Thank a Teacher.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Lone Star ninety two five. Be correct. Pronunciation is street foughten, Maine. Maine,
be foightten, Maine.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It has an extra syllable in it. You have to
put that muddy waters main so a little stank on it. Yeah,
and some mustard hot sauce. All right, let me remind
you again, Tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day. We need
some good questions from you, So call the Ask the
Stuff Hotline two on four eight six six eighty six
hundred and we'll answer your question.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Of the radio. You'll hear your voice at everything.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
We get so educated. Yes, with this Stuff Day we.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Can learn on. Okay, now here's the request I got
a little while ago, and some of you are gonna go,
oh my god, hey man, what's up man today?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Tor box Jesseay, you know something.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
I'd like to hear.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I'd like to hear of control room.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Get the farting and skate stop and do that. Okay.
He's talking about a bit we did back at Q
one O two in the late eighties about the Easy Crunch,
the Easy Crunch.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
First you had the thigh Master, Yes I have one
to this day to.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Then Summers was hawking. Yeah. Then came the Easy Crunch,
which was modeled by one of the women on Prices
right or something. Like that. Now I will play this,
but you got to remember this is back in the
late eighties, and there's something called equipment variants. Yes, in
other words, this was recorded on cassette because that's we
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had packing him days, and so you recorded it on
cassette in the old machine. Then when you play it
back on the new machine, it sounds like Jimmy and
I are twelve years old. He hadn't reached puberty yet. Yeah. No,
we hadn't even got it even a fur down there yet.
I love That's what it sounds like. But yeah, this
(40:03):
is an old one, so try not to laugh too much.
This is Barbecue Bob and Beulah and the Easy Crunch Machine.
First we had the thigh Master. Now have you seen
the latest thing? Have you seen that? I know what
you're gonna talk about. I'm watching TV yesterday and here
comes Diane Parkinson from The Prices. Right, she's not on
(40:27):
that show any He's not on the show anymore because
she's got a new product, is held the Easy Crunch.
Have you seen the Easy Crunch? I tell you they
show that commercial every time before the sports on Headline News.
Do you know why? Oh yeah, because it's also to
put one part down in here, hold it with your thighs,
and the other one she puts right up under her boot,
(40:47):
right under right under her to where they're just hanging out.
She probably started out down here, and the producers of
the commercials said no, no, no, put it right up under there.
We want people to buy these all over the country.
So she puts them right on nder her jug right,
I mean, right there, and she bends on her and
she's doing it on purpose. He said, you know I'm
driving then, crazy boo the easy crime. I mean, next
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time the commercial comes on, watch because she's got it
right up under the promised land, so to speak of.
Speaker 9 (41:17):
Oh yeah, crunch, Hell yeah. I was a fan of
the prices, right. Can I see that easy crunch commercials?
She has that top part right up.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
But yeah, we were just talking about that. I'm stopping.
Speaker 9 (41:34):
I take that commercial, slow it down on every which
crunching over like it commercial.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
So much ordered one of the damn thing.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
No no, but but but but but what I don't.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
Know how to use it. Ain't we need a little demonstration.
I talked her into word or Leah teras today in
there and demonstrate that easy crunch for come.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
On, make.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
No did you miss get Oh you look fine?
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Come on to God, cam Cord, I'm will film you.
Come on in there.
Speaker 11 (42:14):
It seems like a bom there to me.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
It just and leotards thisall.
Speaker 9 (42:20):
Come on, God just heard cam Cord.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
I'm will film you.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
Maybe you can come out with your own exercise video
on easy cruno.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah yeah what he said? Yeah that makes sense?
Speaker 11 (42:32):
Don't suit then I'm not bok i't I mean, I
bet that's okay.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Wait here, I'm gonna time.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Well you insert that supposed to go laid see. I
think you put your thighs right around.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
The trusting mister Roberts.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
Do it, mister Roberts, you took my thigh where they're
supposed to go.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Bold on, get your hand full of buddy. You can
figure it out. I know, want to time.
Speaker 11 (43:00):
Let's say here all right, and uh, I guess you
put the upper part right here? All right, put my
favorite song on, and here we go. I demonstrate the
easy CRUI I wasn't such a fan of the princess.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Right, I would never have to break the ask.
Speaker 11 (43:13):
But here we go, all right, to use the easy crunch.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
You go, you put that port a little bigger part.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Right there, you mean like under here? Yeah, looking at
me like that, mister, I don't know. All right here
here we go to.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
And that.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Worry.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
I'm working up a slate on correct so embarrassed you
a little too hard? And I say it now, never
been so embarrassed, And.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
She's embarrassed. Cogar, I call it. We sound like chipmunks.
I can't give it in again. I'm not trying to.
Speaker 9 (44:32):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
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have tickets to see Queen's Reich and Ace freely in
the ticket window. But now some of you are gonna
get mad, but I just don't give a rats ass anymore.
I'm sorry, let's up. Legislation in the Texas House is
stalled because of a walkout by Texas Democratic representatives who
(45:48):
are now out of town and in Chicago. Statements from
the Democrats say the special legislative session was supposed to
focus on the deadly July flooding in central Texas, but
the focus is shifted to read district, so the Republicans everything.
In a statement, Governor Gregory Abbott issued a deadline for
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Texas Democrats to return to the state and attend the
session by three pm yesterday. Well guess what. They didn't
show up. Now Abbot is pushing for the Democratic members
to be arrested and brought back. Yeah, you know, the
governor did that because you know who wanted him to.
And let's face it, the president's ass ain't gonna kiss itself.
(46:33):
I'm sorry, that's what I feel about Greg Abba.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Well, what's going on though, is now that Texas does that,
California and New York are both saying then they'll redistrict
and they'll do the same thing that Texas is doing,
and then they'll block out all the Republicans. So in
the end, it's gonna just be a stalemate. Why we're
not going to have a democracy, We're a republic. Why
does this always have to be a war between two sides.
(46:57):
I just wish that they would work together here to
make things better.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
What you're supposed to get, that's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
But now it's just a battle between red and blue,
and nobody comes together at all.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
I'm right, you're wrong. That's the end of it.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
And the thing is is that we are all suffering
for it. A majority of Americans both say they are
stressed about the costs of groceries. And if you've been
to Tom Thumb progra HGB, you know what.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Prices are soaring amid Trump's tariffs to what happened to
bringing those prices down on day one?
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Apparently it's a little bit more difficult than.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
They all thought.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Roughly half of Americans admit that the cost of groceries
is a major source of stress in their lives right now.
Roughly three and ten US adults overall say they've used
by now pay later services such as after pay to
purchase groceries, entertainment, restaurant meals or meal delivery, or medical
or dental care. Year to year, prices are three percent
(47:56):
higher than they were in twenty twenty four right now,
and travel is especially high right now. As a matter
of fact, Las Vegas tourism down by double digits really
year to year. A lot of people are saying, we
can't afford to travel.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yeah, because you don't know if you're gonna even have
a job. It's scary. It's very scary. Let's do something.
Let's work together.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Americans are going into debt to support their lifestyle.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
And it's not even that lavish life.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
It's not even a lifestyle. It's to support food and gasoling.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
All right, I didn't mean to go off. I'm sorry
if I offended anybody. Well, No, I'm not really, No,
you're not. Okay, he's fired up and ready off. You
did fine, you did fine.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
A federal judge yesterday refused to grant bail to Sean Diddy.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Combs, oh.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Pracito, following his conviction on two counts of transportation for
prostitution reasons. Combs was acquitted of racketeering and sex trafficking
charges last month, but found guilty of the lesser prostitution
related defenses. The judge rejected Comb's proposal for pre sentencing release,
including a fifty million dollar bond in house arrest conditions,
(49:10):
saying he failed to show he isn't a flight or
safety risk and that no exceptional circumstances justify his release. Look,
this guy is nasty, and if you send him to
his house and lock him up in there, guess what
he's gonna do.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
Well, they're not gonna look. Well, they took away his
baby oil. What can he do? He's got extra baby.
You'll just have to get a rash on his tank
when it jeez. Here's a story in the Wall Street
Journal about efforts to keep wolves in the West from
attacking cattle, and includes an unusual strategy blasting an audio
(49:47):
clip from the movie Marriage Story starring Scarlett Johansson and
Adam Driver. There's one of the tactics mentioned by the
Department of Agriculture specialists who have been responding to a
lot of wolf attacks. A trend shop up to the
wolve's reintroduction to Yellowstone National Park. The use of Marriage
Story in a knock on the twenty nineteen movie. But
(50:07):
the film is about a bitter divorce, and the clip
features a nasty argument between the two leading characters, all
yelling and screaming, and that seems to scare the wolves away.
Other bad sounds that sometimes get blared at the wolves
are fireworks and the ac DC song Thunderstruck. They're animals,
(50:30):
they're wolves, They're not the Yeah, come on, was the
last time you listened to A A C. D. C
oh by? Oh you're a wolf? I got I got,
I want some country music? Yes, geeha, all right, we
got the tickets to go see Queens Reich on the
way front of Pretend that's a cold wind cooling things
(50:50):
down around.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
You don't have to cool me down. I'm sitting here
with a blanket on.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
Yes, it's got noticed. Got noted Dallas Wars classic Lone Star.
Isn't there a Pink Floyd kind of thing going on tonight?
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yes, said Texas trust SeeU Theater Britt Floyd celebrating fifty
years of Wish You Were Here?
Speaker 4 (51:10):
A great show tonight. Oh they hadn't been around fifty years,
but the album Wish You Were Here? Yes, yeah, it's
fifty years. I Wish you were here. I'd gonna say
I thought i'd heard of them if they'd been here.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
A great tribute man internationally known.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
That's right. Okay, who want our tickets to go see
Queen's Reich? Oh my god, Kathy Cotney for it where
she jumped out of her skin. She loves kiss and
her husband, who's about to get surprised with these tickets
Big Queen's Reich? Well, oh cool, he's not going to
be surprised if he's listening now, because we just said.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
She screamed when I told her she won, bo you
were standing behind me?
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Did you hear over the I didn't hear?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
She went, O, girl, I love that when we have
happy winners.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yes, she oh, we made her month man. She can't
wait to tell her hubs. Okay before we go any further, Yes, sir,
I'm sorry I went off while ago. Oh for Pete's sakes.
And if you liberal call me a low life liberal
son of a bitch, I don't care. I have really
thick skin. I'm neither Democrat or Republican or liberal or conservative.
(52:20):
I just know the difference between right and wrong. That's
all I'm gonna say about it. Let's not bring it
up again because it just passes me off. I love
you no matter what you are. Bo Roberts, that's right.
Well you're even with.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
That Texas aggie hat, and I'm along and I can.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
Get along with you. Well. See, if you to raise
your standards, you'd be wearing an A and M hat
instead of a damn lord. Right, all right.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
If you want to head to Vegas next month to
see Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams, John Fogerty, and Moore at
our iHeartRadio Music Festival, you better keep listening. Coming up
around nine this morning, we're gonna have the first of
three keywords today that could score you a trip to
the show. Plus you're gonna win a thousand dollars in
spending cash. So if you want to win, just keep
listening to lone Star nainety two.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
To five, there are moved down. If I were you,
I'm about to bust the greasy ones here a greasy one. Oh,
I have such colorful language I like to use with
you guys. I know my God. By the way, tomorrow
(53:25):
is ask this stuff day. Give us a good question.
Call you ask your stuff outline two one for eight
six six eighty six hundred and there is a theme
for choose your news tomorrow so you can pick your ticket. Yes,
there is. I'm not gonna tell you what it is
just yet. You're just gonna have to wait around and
find out. Like everybody else. You just love surprising that.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Okay, Yeah, are you ready for time wasters?
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (53:48):
This is what we have.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
Up on the Bow and Them show page at lone
Star ninety two five dot com. Fifty five years ago today,
Phil Collins joined Jennison.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
Oh, and I saw the first tour that Genesis did
without Peter Gabriel. It was in New Orleans and was
he good? Yeah? I forgot Oh that's right. Peter Gabriel left,
but Phil Collins fit the bill. In fact, he almost
sounds like Peter Gabriel. Now.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
According to Phil, He and the guitarist from his band
at that time, Flaming Youth, answered an ad from a
band looking for a drummer and a guitarist. The auditions
took place at Peter Gabriel's parents' house in Choban, England.
Speaker 4 (54:25):
Now here's Phil Collins.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Back in nineteen eighty six talking about his experience auditioning
for Genesis back in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 12 (54:33):
They sent me out to the swimming port. I ever
swim while they were auditioning the guys that were ahead
of me, and because I could hear everything that was
going on, and I could see these other guy's mistakes.
I mean, one guy warmed up for ten fifteen minutes
of the drum sotto. I knew that was the wrong
attitude to take, so I didn't do that. And by
the time I actually played, I know all the bits
that they were auditioning people with.
Speaker 4 (54:52):
You know the job, budd dude. The rest is rock
and roll history.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Phil Collins replaced John Mayhew, who keyboardist Tony Banks felt
was isn't the right fit for Genesis.
Speaker 4 (55:02):
Of course, following Aussie's.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Death, a lot of fans were worried about Phil Collins
because word got out that he was in the hospital,
but he just was in there for knee surgery.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Well, there's a clip of Phil Collins sitting down at
his old drum kit and you can tell he's just
about to tear up because he can't play anything. He's
very frail. Yes he is.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Def Leppard's working on new music and a new album.
In a recent interview with USA Today, Joe Elliott explained
a new album is definitely in the works, would be
the follow up to twenty twenty two's Diamond Star Halo's
and it's being recorded believe it or not, via Zoom meetings.
None of the guys are in the same place even
though they've been out on tour and are gonna continue
(55:44):
their tour, but they've been doing Zoom meetings. Joe Elliott
says laptops have become the Abbey Road studio. No word
on a release date for that new def Leppard album.
Sammy Hagar has released a live version of Encore Thank
You good Night tribute to Eddie Van Halen. It's from
his Las Vegas residency this past April, and may we
(56:05):
have the video up for you. Also, Brian Adams posted
a video on Instagram of the CD and vinyl manufacturing
of his new album, Roll with the Punches, which is
coming out August twenty ninth. We have that video up
and by the way, put this on your calendar. Brian
Adams at the American Airline Center in Dallas, November thirteenth,
opening for him. Pat bennettar Oh, that's a pretty good bill,
(56:28):
very much. So you talked about this in Sports of
All Sorts earlier this morning. Bout imagine, if you will,
how scared you would be if the Dallas Stars mascot,
Victor E.
Speaker 4 (56:40):
Green was threatened by a wild animal. Oh yeah, this
was a funny.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
This is exactly what happened to NHL fans for the
Seattle Kraken, their mascot Booie, a sea troll, was threatened
by a grizzly bear while on a fishing trip in Alaska.
Why he was fishing in his mascot outfit, I'll never know.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
I think I think they were doing a promotional video.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Yeah, they were doing content for social media. Now he
was charged by this grizzly bear. Oh yeah, that bear
was serious.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
It looked pretty scary.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Fortunately, everyone's okay. We have the video of that encounter
up on the bow and them show page at lone
star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Well,
we come to the end of another broadcast team. I
say that because that's what the television stations used to
say before they signed.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
Off, right before the national anthem.
Speaker 4 (57:35):
Yes, and then the test pattern on the yeah with
the big Indian on it. Now every all stations are
on twenty four to seven, which is fine with me.
Speaker 1 (57:45):
Every morning it's infomercial every night. Yes, you're right, yes,
and I don't really need to buy.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
Something now, not at all. Okay. Our after show decompression
session is next. We'll talk about whatever y'all to and uh. Tomorrow,
of course, is Ask Good Stuff Day. Let me give
you the Ask of Stuff hotline number one more time
two one four eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave
(58:12):
your question there, we'll answer it on the air and
choose your news so you can pick your ticket at
seven fifty act. Did I get it all out? All
the information you did? Thank you. I'm just trying to
help h make sure that everything is running in greased
grooves here today.
Speaker 5 (58:31):
Or grizzly groove you know, considering all the switches, plugs,
cables and computers we got at our mercy. Yeah, it's
we need all the help we can get to make
sure everything's running right.
Speaker 4 (58:42):
I know, because we don't know how to fix nuhing nothing.
If something brokes, it stays broke. If it's up to us.
We tried yelling. It doesn't work. Ugh, wow, engineerer, it's
not my fortee.
Speaker 1 (58:55):
No, no no talking.
Speaker 4 (58:58):
I just use stuff until it breaks. And I say
hell when you tell them the show can't go on
unless you help, then they come running.
Speaker 9 (59:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:11):
Oh well I'll get to it tomorrow, the next day
or the next No, no, no, you need to fix
it now. Otherwise you're gonna have to rerun a bunch
of commercials that didn't make it. Oops that money lost.
Sure as hell, don't want to replay the nam Do
you talk like that happened a few days ago? Well,
as a matter of fact, you did. I'm not Kenya.
(59:34):
Our engineer, my hug, he got us on the air
about two minutes before we were supposed to go on
and talk.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Thank you to the rascuals who messaged me to say, uh,
there's nothing coming out.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
Under the radio. Ain't nothing on there, hot static. Hope
y'all realize that nobody, Oh yeah, we realize it. We
don't necessarily are the ones that'll fix it, but we
do realize it that it needs some attention.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
We need to have a National Engineer Appreciation Day.
Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Hey, that's a good idea. Well, that's every day around here,
especially when something breaks with all the gadgets we.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Got right now and the new technology we're trying to
figure out right now too.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Well, oh oh lord, have mercy on me. Hey, slow
down on the inventing stuff. Okay, just for a minute,
let us catch up. We got plenty, all right. So
we'll see you on the after show and on the
show Enough Show tomorrow. It's ask the Stuff day, and yes,
we'll play choose your news. There is a thing, all right, Yes, sir,
lay it out like that. Okay, So we'll see on
(01:00:39):
the after show and we'll see you on the show
Enough Show tomorrow. I okay, So I'm good. Keep between
the ditch is bye.
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