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You know I worked at a station that actually did
that money serial number contest?
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Oh really?
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Oh I did, teeth I did.
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It was ridiculous.
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Beaumont, Texas.
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Oh yeah, I Mine was in El Paso. It was
so embarrassing.
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Well, anybody who's been in radio for any length of
time can tell you all kinds of stuff. You should
have heard this give the way we did.
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Yeah, my gosh.
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And just when I thought that we did like lame contests,
I was in La once and I heard a Los
Angeles radio station.
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away Dentty Moore.
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Stew I was like, this is Los Angeles.
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Dnty Moore stewing.
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Against denty Moore sto. But a radio promotion.
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Come by for a freaking anymore. And we'll also throw
in some Nestle's Quick to Go.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
Yeah, we'll do more of the same.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, I'll like to give you a little something to
chew on in your brain to start it.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
Hit close to home because right now so many of
our sister stations are doing and tag a friend and
take a screenshot and then make sure you follow us
and then leave a message like.
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If you want to win, I'll have you got all
this potential winners, do it all.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Now to do it now? Do it now?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, today is a toy Box Tuesday that we're getting into.
There's several celebrity birthdays that we will celebrate people that
have been on the show. And uh a request for
a bit that we usually played during Father's Day. Okay,
but I didn't play it last Father's Day for some reason.
So I got a request for it, and I'll do that.
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And that's one thing Bo Roberts will do. He will
play requests.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Damn right, I will all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
As we celebrate National Dog Day, didn't we just have that?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Or that was National Puppy Day?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah? I think it was National Puppy Day. Well, they
got to grow up to be dog sometimes there. Today's
the day to give your pooch an extra hug, even
if they leave.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
A surprise on the carpet. Everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's it. It's Touch a Heart Tuesday. It's just another
day to do something nice for somebody. You don't actually
have to touch him, but a lot of people might
let you, depending on where.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
You sum exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's make your own luck day. God, I wish it
was just that easy.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Man? National Web Mistress Day?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Just remember that that picture you asked for her to
send you may not accurately reflect her actual appearance. That's
my smart ass explanation. It's really about women who know
their way around the computer.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
More professional.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, No, you thought I was there Voe doing something suggestive.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Again, Well, it wouldn't surprise me, No.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It wouldn't surprise anybody. As a matter of fact, it
is musical Yoga Day. Just try to do a downward
dog position while listening to Cannibal Corpse.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Not possible?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Hey, oh no, cannibal course is. If you don't, you
need to google that. Here's every Cannibal Cord song ever.
Cooking mostum, it's a National Chicken Day, Thanks Ronnie mcdee,
National Cherry Popsicle Day, love them right. You can have
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that as your dessert after eating that chicken sandwich. And finally,
it's National toilet paper Day when it's time for that
chicken sandwich and that Jerry popsicle to exit through your exit.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Exit only please Who.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Makes these days up? I don't know, but I like
to thank them for it. Okay, So on the agenda, sports.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Of all sorts.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You know it's not gonna be too much longer before
the NFL season starts for real, that's right.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
And the Cowboys are gonna kick it off September fourth
against the Eat I'm sorry them them.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
The college football gets in fulgar this whole.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Can you know? High school football kicks off on Thursday night?
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Really?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
And then of course Friday night lights start up.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh I just immersed myself in football. I do State
of Texas getting all fired up. But this time it's.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Pumpkin spice day. Pumpkin spice at Starbucks today.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm not not a fan, a right, not a fan.
Y'all have some pumpkin spice for me.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
It's football season two both alright, forty fig times.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Dallas Forest Classic ronk A lone Star ninety two to
five Cretans just had John Fogerty on the air.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Yeah, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
He's a sweet he's good to talk.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Also up on our socials on the official Instagram and
Facebook of lone Star.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Check out the interview. He was a sweetheart to you guys,
wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
He's always a good dude.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Yeah, and he's kicking off a tour but not coming
to North Texas.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
What's the matter with it?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I know, I ask everybody who's doing tours and not
coming here.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I just yeah, yeah, do we smell?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't know. Maybe it's a good smell of barbecue. Hey,
it's Sick thirty.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
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Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well as you know, college football kicks off for sure
for all the teams playing this Saturday. And to rank
up enthusiasm for a football season, USA Today rank the
best college stadiums in the sport. Okay, here's the top ten.
You'd agree or disagree, all right? Number one, Yes, Tiger
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Stadium at LSU Okay.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
For fans, definitely, yeah, oh most definitely. And the band
is awesome. My cousin plays with the band.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Also, Beaver Stadium at Penn State. That's number two. Ohio
Stadium at Ohio State. That's number three. At number four,
Autson Stadium in Oregon, followed by Memorial Stadium Clemson, Neiland Stadium, Tennessee,
Stanford Stadium, Georgia, Bryant Denny Stadium in Alabama, Ben Hill
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Griffith Stadium in Florida, and at number ten Kyle Field
at Texas A and m Wick. I don't see you exactly.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
I don't see Darryl Royal.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
That's all right, that's all right. I'd rather have a
winning team than the best stage you.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Won the squad.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Yeah, break it up to.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
That long hold cracks.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Cowboys must get their roster down to fifty three by
two day yesterday. The team announced eight cuts. One of
the names on the list had been reported earlier, veteran
Lael Collins, who was told over the weekend he would
not be sticking around as a veteran. Collins is for
you to sign with another team immediately.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Now.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Among the big surprises yesterday cornerback Troy Pride. Pride, who
went to Notre Dame, was a fourth round draft pick
in twenty twenty. He played well in training camp and Oxnard,
and he even snagged an interception in Friday's preseason thirty
one to thirteen win over Atlanta, But the removal of
Trayvon Diggs from the physically unable to perform list may
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have been enough to not he Troy Pride on the roster.
And then there's tight end Tyler Neville. He was born
deaf and overcame lymphoma before the start of his college career,
so that was one of those like you know, good
field stories. He may be able to latch onto a
practice squad, maybe even Dallas's practice squad. Expect more cuts
to be announced today, and as the Cowboys returned to
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the normal in season practices this week, there was much
to celebrate yesterday. As cornerback Trayvon Diggs and offensive tackle
Tyler Goydon were among those players on the practice field yesterday. Diggs,
as you know, has been recovering from that knee injury
that kept him out for most of the twenty twenty
four season, but he passed his physical on Sunday. He
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was on the practice field yesterday. And Tyler Goydon had
a scare earlier in camp with that knee injury. A
lot of people thought he was going to be out
for weeks, but he was practicing yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
And there's one name missing that needs.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
To ball, Mikah Parsons.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I didn't say it, did you know.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
And he's not injured. That's why I didn't report on it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I know, well, he's not injured, but he just don't
want to play. He's, yeah, napping on the sideline, napping
and pouting.
Speaker 10 (11:06):
Three o'clock today, we'll find out who the fifty three
luckies are and then tomorrow morning, quite a hullabaloo about it.
I guess bo right, absolutely, now more on college football.
This has to do with bringing in more revenue, and
it sounds like something that would actually come out of
Jerry Jones' brain. But this is the University of Oklahoma,
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and they've decided to start selling tickets not to their
games only.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
But also their football press conferences. Why would you want
to go to that?
Speaker 10 (11:35):
I guess if you're like one of those super fans,
a collector.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You know, I am a super fan, and I don't
want to sit through one of those. Now.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
They're long ass.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Oh yeah, they're like an hour, yeah, and boring most
of the time.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
We have all been to our fair share of these
and have more on our schedule.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
For about six hundred and ninety dollars. Oh, is that all.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
Fans can attend the postgame media session after the Michigan matchup,
complete with coaches, players, all the awkward questions and the
feedback on the mic and Illinois state opener priced at
four hundred and sixty dollars for their has already sold out.
It sounds ridiculous, but from a revenue perspective, it makes
some sense. For these college teams, those press conferences are
often attended by big money boosters. With this new offer,
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regular fans can get up close and personal access a
few hundred bucks and not be on the hook for donations.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You actually have to be a really big.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
Sooners fan to want to sit through a postgame press
conference because they are kind of boring. But if you
got the scratch and it means that much to you,
it looks like the option will be there.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Just don't invite me to go with I'm with you.
Wouldn't even go to an egg y, No, I'm going
to go celebrate. Ye, yeah, celebrate what Oh you look,
I'm this close telling you kissed my hand.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I'm just closing.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I just said it. Oh well, then I'll have to
think of another in Salt Lake.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
What day are you guys wearing your college car?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I have to wear a damn referee shirt on. There
you go. Los Angeles Angels and former Rangers manager Ron
Washington said he is recovering from quadruple bypass heart surgery,
the first time he has publicly addressed the health issues
that have sidelined him since late June. He made the
announcement while visiting the Angels for the first time since
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the operation eight weeks ago in California. He is not
returning to manage anymore this season, but he hopes to
have that opportunity next year. Now Ron Washington, it's seventy three,
is the oldest manager in Major League Baseball and was
last in the dugout for a game on June nineteenth,
a seventy three loss to the New York Yankees. The
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Angels announced on June twenty seventh that he was going
on medical leave for the rest of the season. Washington
had surgery three days later, and I know all about
it quadruple by.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Bless his heart.
Speaker 12 (14:03):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
After sweeping the Cleveland Guardians every the weekend, the Rangers
were hoping to keep the magic going, but it was
not to be. Last night at Globelive Field, Zach Nato
homer on the game's first pitch and the Los Angeles Angels,
with manager Ron Washington present for the first time in
more than two muchs because of that surgery, bo was
talking about beat the Texas Rangers in All Star pitcher
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Jacob de Grom four to nothinghut Up Degram is zero
four and five starts since his last win July twenty second,
and the right hander was pitching for the first time
in ten days after Texas skipped his last schedule start
because of shoulder fatigue. The two time National League Cy
Young Award winner struck out seven, walked to hit a
batter over five innings. He gave up two runs and
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three hits last night. The two teams will face off
again tonight at Globelife Field with a matchup of left handers,
with Patrick Corbyn on the mound for the Rangers. And
you say Kikuchi pitching for the Los Angeles Angels, I
just like I love.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Kucciuciuib how about some of that Kukuchi?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Oh yeah, Charrow is here about.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
You'll be at seven oh five, And if you can't
make it out to Arlington for the game, you can
watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network with Kokuchi.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I don't know how many people got that charl reference,
but for those of you that did, you're welcome.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You're also old like the rest of us.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Three things you can always count on, folks, death taxes.
And Matt Olsen at first base for the Atlanta Braves.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh really yeah, that was a little.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Bit of a curveball you and I did there.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Thirty one year old Olsen played his seven hundred and
forty six consecutive game.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
He just passed Pete Rose for the.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
Fourth longest streak since division play started back in nineteen
sixty nine, and of course, the work is not done.
He needs to play eleven hundred and fifty two games
in a row to reach Miguel Tejada, twelve hundred and
seven to reach Steve Garvey, and a staggering two thousand,
six hundred and thirty two to tie the all time
record set by cow Ripken Junior.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's right, uh, sports card company Tops It's releasing a
collectible card featuring an unlikely baseball star, a squirrel that
ran out onto the field during the New York Yankees
game against the Boston Red Soide Yes jer The squirrel
briefly stopped played during Friday's game when it ran out
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onto the field at Yankee Stadium during the top of
the fourth inning and approached Yankees' pitcher Max Fried on
the mound. And they're just staring down each other. Max
brid and the squirrel just looking at each other. So
odd play resume when the squirrel made its way to
the foul zone, and the animal was last seen darting
through the chain link fence into the scoreboard area. The
animal failed to reach rally squirrel status as the Yankees
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went on to lose one to nothing, but Tops Trading
Guard revealed a new top card featuring photos of the
school world.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
How much cuter.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Can it make?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Oh, he's just Fredice.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
He all right, the freaking full file next year on
the ball and them shone be a drank and hell raiser.
I don't know what that's in there for. That's my
kind of people, right, Yeah, I tell you, all right,
Toy Box Tuesday, gonna open something out of the toy box,
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which is one of the funniest stories somebody ever told
on this show. That's coming up. But now it is
time for the freaking food File. Taking advantage of Germany's
gender self determination reforms, a male extremely right wing extremists
officially changed his gender to female and will serve time
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in a women's prison. Now, the thing is, this guy
didn't go all the way to become a woman, meaning
he hasn't had his redone. He just claimed that now
he identifies as a woman. So they send him to
a woman's prison for violating his I mean her parole.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
He still has his third leg.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Yes, he's your No. The wedding tackle.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
So interestingly, at the time she was known as Savin
Lee Bitch and identified as a man.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
But that was then and this is now.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Finally the court figured out that's Finn, who changed his
name to Maria, just wanted to be with the women
in prison because he thought he'd get laid Whenever.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
He wants sicko.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Wrong, he's back to his old prison to serve out
his sentence. As a main good, he got his bit.
Got to give the guy effort for trying, even though
it was a stupid idea.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Yeah, but at least he tried, all right. Let's travel
to Florida another flori idiot to tell you about. A
fifty five year old Bonita Springs, Florida woman named Dram
Benjamin is wanted for violating probation after she attacked the
wrong truck with the crowbar.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Oh listen to this bow.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
She showed up at a home believing that the truck
belonged to her unfaithful ex boyfriend and caused thousands upon
thousands of dollars in damage to the truck. However, she
had the wrong vehicle and the wrong person entirely. Mss
Benjamin was previously arrested, pleaded guilty, and placed on sixty
months probation with conditions including no drugs and attending behavior counseling.
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I guess it didn't take.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
She said she.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Must have had an episode and she was not responsible
for her actions because she wasn't in her right.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Mind at the time of the attack.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yes, you were no use.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
When the jealous woman smashed what she thought was her
boyfriend's truck, she got another trip to jail. The woman's
boyfriend said that she did the same thing a few
months ago, and once again she smashed.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Up the wrong truck. She may need some glasses or something.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is she ow or by?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I don't know what's going on. She's not right in.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The head, or as we say, the bitch crazy. Yeah,
the bitch great crazy beach.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Great cecil, Pennsylvania, everybody. There was a city council meeting
underway there recently, and it was on whether or not
the city would be shutting down the local motocross tracks.
They raised dirt bikes there. There's noise complaints in the
houses nearby. One dirt bike enthusiast wanted to speak his peace,
but didn't follow the format of state your name and
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all that at the gathering. He just said he wanted
to say what he needed to say to city leaders.
So only a council member kept interrupting him, telling him
to state his name and address. So the guy started
making motorcycle noises and then rode an invisible motorcycle off
of the podium and around the room back to his seat.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
I saw the video where he's going, Wow.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
What's your name? What's your name again? I think we
ought have him on the show myself.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
Of course, that cracked up everybody in the room, and
they had to postpone the vote for twenty minutes while
the room calmed down from becoming a temporary comedy club.
The council ultimately decided on closing down Steel Town MX,
but citizens and motocrossers all continue to fight for the course.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Hey, as long as you go in and make motorcycle
run around the room, I give you my vote. I'll
tell you okay. This guy gave a strip teas at
an airport that not anyone asked for. This unidentified guy
was dragged away from a Jet Blue terminal in Boston
Logan International Airport after he stripped down naked in front
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of passengers waiting to board their plane. Flyers at the
airport's terminal see were waiting on board their plane when
a man shockingly took off his clothes to stretch in
his red underwear. He is seen in a face book
video lying on the floor in his brightly covered skivvies,
raising his feet in the air, and then turning over
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onto his hands and knees with his butt in the air,
facing the waiting area with his ass in the air.
He then pulled his underwear down to moon the crowd
and creep them out. At one point, the guy took
off his undies, spread his arms wide and muttered something
to himself while standing there fully new. He stood there, proudly,
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letting stun travelers get a good look at him in
his birthday suit. Massachusetts state troopers showed up to calm
the chaos and carried the man, who had at least
put his underwear back.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
On away to jail.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Wow. What possesses someone to do that? I don't know?
And why do people lose their damn minds in an airport?
Speaker 7 (22:52):
I don't know, but I'm glad they do. Yes, we
have more stories for the freaking.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Fool good story, y'all. It's a bounty, y'all.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Keep it coming.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Hey, yesterday Bo and I got to speak with the
legendary John Fogerty Well, if you would like to see
John Fogerty live in Vegas at our iHeartRadio Music Festival,
you can. If you win a trip to the show
on lone Star ninety two five plus, you're gonna see
Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams, many many more, and you're gonna
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at a round nine this morning. Complete details at lone
Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Well, you know what they say you about want, don't
you want in one hand and crap in the other
one and see which one fills up.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Just because you.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Won't it don't mean you go to get it.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
By the way, tomorrow is Asca Stuff Day where we
all learn something. The number to call for the Asking
Stuff hotline two and four eight six six eighty six hundred.
Leave your question there, we'll answer it on the air.
We'll course play, choose your new scene, pick your ticket.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
And no theme tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Theme tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
So I need you to help me kind of keep
track of that because I won't even remember anything about
this show.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
I'm about the calendar, right, here. You know, I live
by it.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Once I wake up from my nap. It's a whole
new universe to me. Okay, toy Box Tuesday. Old friend
of the show, Jay Moore.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Oh my god, the best storyteller.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
He turned fifty five over the weekend, and probably my
favorite story he's told on this show is the Chris
Farley story. Yes, yeah, oh my god. I think in
honor of Jay Moore's birthday, we need to replay the
Chris Farley story. If you haven't heard this, get ready.
Speaker 13 (24:39):
David Tell, host of COMMONCE Central's Insomniac, and I shared
an office and we were both going.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Mad trying to write stuff for Saturday Night.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, we just didn't know the formula.
Speaker 13 (24:50):
Everyone else was just plugging in the numbers and they
just knew how to get.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Stuff on the air. And we were just gone.
Speaker 13 (24:56):
And it was about three in the morning and we
were going crazy, and we just heard Harley coming down
the hallway and he was just the guy to push
us over the edge.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
So we invited him into the office.
Speaker 13 (25:06):
We made a little small talk and then eventually I
don't know who said a Dave Orry, but one of
us said, I'll give you one hundred dollars if you
take a dump out the window.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
But we were on the seventeenth floor.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
A Rockefeller Center, now you know, the downtown New York,
bigtown Manhattan.
Speaker 13 (25:20):
Yeah, so Farley, my desk was against the window and
it was snowing outside. So Farley gets up, like, really
give me them, give me the money first.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Shut up, David.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It's always give me the money first.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
So I give him the money because if he runs,
I can catch him.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, but I mean it's worth one hundred dollars to.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
See him do that.
Speaker 13 (25:40):
He crawls up on my window sill and on the
ledge he's standing in, the heels of his boots are
outside the building. The back of his neck there's a
huge like old school window where you like just take
the whole thing up and just like with a wave
of his arm just picks up his.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Jake because he's just so strong.
Speaker 13 (25:59):
Yeah, and he gets up on the window with his
ass sticking out into the New York sky. The back
of his neck was against the window sill, and his
toes were inside. Everything else was outside of the building,
seventeen floors high. And you say, look you no, no, no,
We were saying nothing because we were holding our sides.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
We were left.
Speaker 13 (26:19):
You know when you laugh, you know, when you laugh
so hard you think I might die, like I actually might.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
This is bad for me.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I may blow a testicle lot if I keep.
Speaker 13 (26:29):
I hope I only blow a testic a lot. I'd
like my uterine wall was.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I don't even know if I had one.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Well, it came out and I didn't know either. I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I don't have one anymore, I see.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
So he just starts, uh, we're laughing, and then his
face gets redder and redder where he's going, and the
the vein sticks out between it and then literally literally uh.
And by the way, Chris Farley is the most beautiful
human being I've ever met in my life. So this story,
it's not like it's just okay, so dissing on him.
This is a snot bubble comes out of his nose.
(27:05):
Sit in Nancy when he's in Detox on the train
in that big ass snot bubble, one of those because
he's pushing so hard. Finally, finally, you know, when you
spit out your skull into a paper cup, the way
that looks just a little bit of skull, That's what
it looked like, after all that huffing and puffing, but
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it fell on the inside of the window sill for someone.
So everything that happens, we're laughing more and more, and
we're getting more and more delirious and crazy. He looks
around the room for something to use his toilet paper,
and there's a Hustler magazine on David Tellon's desk, but
it's all the way across the room and it's way
too far away to be practical, so he uses his hand.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I'll stop it, Jay.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
It's in the book and its nonfiction.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
He uses his hands, looks at it, comes down up
the windows, and then for the next forty five minutes,
chases Dave and tell and I through the hallways of
thirty Rockefeller Center, a crap on his hands, and we
ran like we were being attacked by a monster.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
But you know what we kind.
Speaker 13 (28:13):
Of were really were when you think about it. And
he just ran around with his fudgy hand. All of
a sudden, it wasn't so funny, was it.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It wasn't funny.
Speaker 13 (28:23):
And me and David Heel were running down the same hallway,
I remember, and there was only room for one of
us to pass because there was a bookshelf, and I said,
I said, well, we can't go, you know, side by side.
So I'll accelerate past Dave. But Dave is out of
shape as he looks and talks. He's like a navy seal.
He's kind of crazy. Yeah, So I go to accelerate
past him. He won't have any of it. I run
flush into the bookshelf and go pretty much unconscious for
(28:47):
like six seconds. And when I come to attel is
probably like in a cab on the way home.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I look up.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
I'm in between Farley's legs and he's standing over me
with his gut, you know, a beautiful Farley belly with
the belt, and he's just looking down at me, and
he's just coming towards me, and I went, Farley, you
a hole. I think I broke my I was.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Fine, but I just didn't want to get touch with it.
I go, Farley, U A hole.
Speaker 13 (29:15):
I almost broke my shoulder and I like fake cry
like they my shoulder.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I shattered.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Oh, I got and.
Speaker 13 (29:21):
He goes really and he like backed the way and
I got up and I was like ah, and I
ran in the elevator. And when I got in the elevator,
I hit the button. I looked back and he was
all the way down the hallway and he was still
standing there with the stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
On his hand.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
But he was confused because he thought I really broke
my shoulder, and he had this is really like touching
to me, and it is actually in my book, but
in a much longer version, and he just had like
a sad look on his face. Oh man, I just
remember being in the elevator and the elevator doors closing,
and I felt bad that I tricked him into.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, but just think about the people on the streets
of downtown Manhattan that were looking up and seeing a
big ass.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
We had to fill out a police report because people
that come to see the ice skating rink thought he
was a jumper.
Speaker 14 (30:04):
Oh what kind of bird? Was the home of the
Bowing Them show? Oh yes, Oh yeah, that's how we live, right,
That's right.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
We've been up all night partying. We never sleep. We
just come in here, do the show and start drinking again.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Then by partying we mean sleeping.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Oh, I guess I did get confused on there, didn't I.
Oh God, By the way, speaking of kiss, yesterday was
Gene Simmons' seventy six birthday.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
I wonder what he sold online yesterday birthday. He's always
selling something, that's for sure. They've even got a kiss coffin. Yeah,
you can be buried in a kiss right now. They're
promoting everything for their Las Vegas events in November. Yeah,
the big kiss Goodbye without the makeup.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
The infamous dimebag Daryl of Pantera fame is buried in
a kiss casket.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yes, yes, yes, so I thought i'd play this little
clip from Gene Simmons one time he was here and
he tells the story, and I'll just let him tell it.
Speaker 15 (31:09):
The very first show we did at New York's then
Academy of Music, we were fourth on a bill. The
headline was Blue Oyster Cult. It was Kiss, then a
group called Flaming Youth, which later became a song that
we recorded, Yes, And then it was.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Iggy Pop iggy pop.
Speaker 15 (31:29):
Yeah, and then it was a Blue Oyster Cult and
we it didn't even have our first record out, but
we were a big New York band, and within fifteen
minutes my hair caught fire. See in those days, we
used to tease our hair, which just caused damage beyond.
And he also to complicate matters. We took a kind
of hairspray and which just emptied the contents out so
(31:51):
that everything everybody walked around like they just stuck their
finger into an electrical sauce.
Speaker 16 (31:55):
See.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
And we know about the hairspray because we used to
use that to attack ant beds out in the country
in Texas. You get a lighter and you get the hairsprang.
Speaker 15 (32:03):
But the main thing about the hairspray, you see, I
didn't read the directions. It said keep away from open flames.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
And you definitely had open flame there.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Oh man.
Speaker 15 (32:11):
As soon as I breathed fire, I went up like
a match. So I you know, I kept not learning
my lesson. I kept thinking, well, you know, maybe if
it's more hairsprayl I'll have bigger hair.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
And there's always the tug and pull.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
You know.
Speaker 15 (32:27):
It's like anything else, there's always a price to pay.
You want bigger, well, you got to pay the price.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Now listen, I want to get back to when you
took your makeup off.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Yeah, first of all, why did you ten eighty four? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Why did you do that? Were you just tired of
spending three hours out ready for a show or no,
not at all.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
The truth was that in the beginning stages of eighty four,
so both As and Peter were gone, and we took
a look at ourselves and said, look, let's find out
what this is all about. You know, more people come
to see us live. Let's see if we can do
this without makeup, just to prove the critics wrong. So
we took the makeup off, and then of course decided
to put the makeup back on to prove the critics
(33:04):
wrong again.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Because when you really.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
Think about it, when we first decided to put the
makeup on thirty years ago, the critics said, nah, you're crazy,
it'll never work. And then when we decided to take
it off, nah, you're crazy, it'll never work. Then we
decided to put it back on. Nah, you're crazy, it'll
never work. You know what, maybe we're crazy and maybe
it works every time.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
You know, they're just thinking damned if you do and
damned if you don't.
Speaker 15 (33:28):
Or maybe critics are an unnecessary life for him on
the face of the plan.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Let's hear it, that's how Gene looks at the world.
Dallas Hour's classic rock alone star nat If you vot
what was it that you said about Gene Simmons when
you hear his voice.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Every time I hear him, I think of comedian Craig Gas.
Remember he does the best seen the spot question.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
As a matter of fact, Gene Simmons used to ask
him to do radio interviews over the phone when Gene
didn't want to mess with.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
All the difference? Are you playing that? I was like,
is that really doing Swimmons? Or is that Kirk Gas?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Craig Gas.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Love him?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Okay, I just played the song Owner of a Lonely Heart.
That is a song with the word heart in it,
because it's touch a Heart Tuesday, all right, which means
in order to pick your ticket between Pantera and Queen's Reich, Well,
you're gonna have to hear some songs with the word
heart somewhere in it. I just played one for you.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Are we gonna identify the songs or count the heart?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
No? No, no, you just identified the song. And since we've
got this big delay here, I'm gonna have to play
it several times.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Not a problem with me.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Well, here's something I got in the email today says,
good morning Bow, can you play the comedian talking about
his dad working on the Breaker box and him constantly
getting electrocuted. You may remember that it was a guy
(35:02):
named Chris Porter who was in here. Okay, and this
is something that we usually play during Father's Day week,
but we didn't play it this year, so I think
i'll play for you now. This is pretty funny. This
is Chris Porter, who was appearing in some comedy store
when he was here talking about how his dad used
(35:24):
to work on the breaker.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
My dad is the smartest person I've ever met. That
man whoops my ass in jeopardy every time. And in
the thirty nine years i've been alive, I've watched that
man go from regional salesman to chief executive officer.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Gone.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
He's also the same man I watched electrocute himself four
times in one afternoon, not a row either, not like no,
it was like, merzap. I have time to call a
professional and end this. Merzzapp.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
My family's laughing.
Speaker 12 (36:02):
Now they're worried. Merzap. Now they're inviting people over the watch.
My mother asked my father to replace four outlets in
the kitchen that had become cracked and old. My father,
being a smart man, went down to the fuse box,
turned off what he felt would be the appropriate breakers
(36:24):
to complete such a task. Side note, my parents currently
live in the house that my grandfather built, and apparently
Grandpa was not a big labeler. All right, so the
fuse box is pretty much just a messed up game
of guess who?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
All right?
Speaker 12 (36:41):
Now, To my father's credit, the first three outlets were
replaced without incident.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Number four got sticky.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
I was not in the room when he was electrocuted
the first time, but I heard it, and I knew
exactly what had happened. I don't know if you've ever
heard one hundred and ten volts run through a loved one,
but I could promise you that the sound they make
when it happens is a sound you will only hear
then or during an unexpected finger in the rear end.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
All right, those.
Speaker 12 (37:13):
Are the only two things off planet Earth that'll make
a grown magle.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I can't, right.
Speaker 12 (37:20):
So I heard that, and then I heard my mom
chuckle like, oh, honey, looks like that outlet was on
a different breaker. Maybe we should go downstairs see which
one that is, to which my father said, nah, I'm
almost done.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
What does that mean?
Speaker 17 (37:40):
What do you think electricity cares at all? How far
into the job you've gotten No, no, not at all.
I was there for the second one. It was funny.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
He was in the middle of a sentence telling me
why he didn't need to turn off the break.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
He's like, no, son, all I have to do.
Speaker 12 (37:57):
Is after the third one, whigended with a crepp. I said, Dad,
morning in town for the weekend. I don't really have
time for your funeral. Why don't I do this? Why
don't I go downstairs turn off the big red switch
at the top of the box, cut off all the
(38:19):
power in the house. You fix the outlet. When you're done,
I'll go back downstairs. I'll turn all the power back on,
and then I and I alone will walk through in
the entire house fix all the clocks and the router,
because I know that's what you're really worried about. And
I promise you, if my dad had died that day,
i'd have written that on his tombstone. Here lies Scott
(38:39):
Porter because he didn't want to mess with the router,
and there'd be a USB port in the tombstone where
you could charge your phone off his charred remains.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five Okay,
who wants to pick their ticket?
Speaker 6 (38:58):
This is Merca.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Give you a choice. You can have tickets to see Pantera,
or you can have tickets to see Queen's Reich. What
we're gonna do? Since I told you it's Touch a
Heart Tuesday, We're gonna touch a heart? Well, you can
touch whatever parts you want. It doesn't have to necessarily
be the heart. Just wash your hands after all? Yes,
by all means before and disaffecting too, yes, please? So, uh,
(39:23):
here's what you gotta do, Touch a Heart Tuesday. These
are songs that have the word heart in the title.
It's so stupid, but it's easy, all right. Okay, there's
one of them I just played. I just gave that
one to you, okay, owner of a lonely heart.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
So if you don't want to mention that one, that's
fine because we've already got that in the column. So
here are these songs with the word heart in the title.
Tell me what they are and call me a two
one four seven? And I know I got to play
this a couple of times. Ready, Yes, let's do it here?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Okay, now is that easier? Is that easy?
Speaker 7 (40:12):
Again? Again?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Again?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Please?
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Demanding today. Aren't we all right?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Here?
Speaker 18 (40:19):
It is again? Oh you mean, old man? You don't
know the last one?
Speaker 7 (40:36):
No, I know that one, and I know the third one.
Speaker 11 (40:39):
The second one.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Is that right? He got him? Got him? All right,
let me do him again. Okay, there you go again.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
That's easier, that's easy.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
The second one is the one you're stuck on.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
Oh, come on, and Bill.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
Can you read my chicken scratch?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
She's super close. You're close, But you got one of
the wrong words in the second one.
Speaker 7 (41:21):
In the second one.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Yeah, you're on the right track though.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
Okay, okay again, play it again.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
No, I'll tell you what if somebody calls and asks
to hear it again, then I'll play again. By them show.
Can you name the heart songs? What are they?
Speaker 9 (41:37):
Listen to?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Her heart? Yes? Yes? Why didn't even have to play
it again? First call out of the gate? That's because
we have the smartest audience in the history. All right,
(41:58):
two questions here. First of all, who is this Manuel?
Speaker 6 (42:03):
Manuel?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Okay, which tickets do you want? You want the Pantera
tickets or the Queen's Right tickets. Queen's right right? You
got it man, Pan Tara tickets in the A forty
ticket window. Hold on and we'll hook you up. Okay,
don't go away, all right? Coming up and interview that
we did with one of the women on television that
(42:23):
awakened my hormone.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Wow, no, exactly, My gosh. She had a birthday over
the weekend.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
She turned ninety four.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
And she still looks amazing.
Speaker 8 (42:37):
Yeah, I still brush up again you Hey, let's hear
it for Jasmine Ramos. Miss Ramos is a science teacher
at Bergner High School in Richardson who makes learning science fun.
Her students want to say thank you for all that
you do, Miss Ramos, so they nominated you to be
in the running for five thousand dollars for your classroom
(42:57):
from iHeartRadio and donors chew Is. Now you could nominate
your favorite teacher at lone Start ninety two.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
Five dot com. Just click on the link for thank
a Teacher.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Just to let you know where my mind has gone
the past couple of years. Yeah, A lot of times
when I hear you two song, I think of the
South Park episode where Bono was trying to take the
biggest crap to keep the world record.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and we still need to
get Alice Cooper on South Park.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yes, we do. Yes, that's the one person you'd think
would be a Shieling.
Speaker 7 (43:33):
It's a terrific fit, right.
Speaker 10 (43:35):
It was Bono versus Randy marsh for the biggest crap
and then when Randy would crap, he'd go hot.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Hot, hot, hot, hot hot. I'm not exactly sure what
that meant, like it was a steamer.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Was a steamer. You can smell it just by saying.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yes, we're a little too honest with y'all. Sometimes I
think it's what the deal is. Okay. Uh you know
back in the day when I was growing up and uh, well,
I started to notice changes, if you know what I'm saying.
Oh boy, there were three women that I saw on
television that made my heart race and my part swell.
Speaker 11 (44:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
One was Shirley Jones. Now I'm talking about Shirley Jones
way before The Partridge Family.
Speaker 8 (44:24):
Okay, oh yeah, yesterday was Shirley Jones' Day. On TBS.
They kept showing all these Shirley Jones movies. Really, yes,
you missed out the Carousel us.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I could have had a whack fat yeah, because that's
where I saw, I thought she was gorgeous. Then there
was Mary Tyler Moore. Oh yeah, she was cute who
looked like the hot mom of your friend who's house
you wanted to go to, not just to play with
your friend, but to imagine playing with his mom.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
So was it from the Mary Tyler Moore Show or
the Dick Van Dyke Show that.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
You Dick Dan die o? Mary Tyler came in a
long long time. And the third one was this woman
right here who turned ninety four years old over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
I've really been looking forward to this.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Say hello to Jeanie herself.
Speaker 19 (45:15):
Barbara Eden, Hello, Barbara, George, Jim, This is Bo and
this is Jim, and I want to say hi, Jeanie.
Speaker 11 (45:24):
Hi, thank you. It's Barbara, Jean It's.
Speaker 10 (45:26):
Okay, barbig Barbarageane, Barbigine you bets it.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Here she is the woman who awakened my hormones when
I was twelve years old. Whoa oh boy, even then,
I mean not because of the little outfit you were
wearing and everything.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
They really made you cover up your navel, didn't they.
Speaker 16 (45:45):
Yeah, NBC did, but it took a long time for
them to even find out I had one. Actually, George
Slaughter wanted to premiere my navel on laugh In. That
would have been great out and they suddenly went, no,
you know you can't do it.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Okay, Well, I was twelve years old when I dream
of Jeanie came out, And even at twelve years old,
I still thought, here's a man who has a genie,
a magical genie that can do anything just by a
little that you did on the show. And he doesn't
want her around. And I said, man, it wasn't your
(46:21):
TV show.
Speaker 11 (46:22):
If I had, it wouldn't be funny.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
That would do well, it wouldn't be funny, but I
would show up rubbed the limp many times.
Speaker 6 (46:31):
I like that you had a great career.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I mean I've been around on television.
Speaker 19 (46:36):
I mean the earliest I remember you was on the
Andy Griffith Show in the Manicurist episode.
Speaker 11 (46:41):
Oh you remember that?
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh yeah, it was so cute. Listen, listen, Jimmy has
things floating around in his head. I'm scared of it.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
You know.
Speaker 11 (46:50):
I love doing that show.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Also remember the Harper Valley Pta movie. Huh yeah, I
love doing that.
Speaker 11 (46:59):
It's great. Yeh.
Speaker 19 (47:00):
Then the series you sang a couple of songs during
that series, too.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Didn't you.
Speaker 11 (47:04):
I guess I did. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Speaking of singing a song.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Guess what we found? Barbara? What do you ready for this?
Please tell me you can hear that?
Speaker 7 (47:17):
Whats up?
Speaker 9 (47:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Got to come down?
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Sing it? Jeannie spinning Weed, got to go out?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh yeah, cry and sin cry the painted pony lips.
David Clayton Thomas is so jealous he can't stand it.
Speaker 11 (47:39):
Where did you get that?
Speaker 6 (47:40):
Why did we get that on the internet? See, you
didn't get anything on the internet.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
I bet we could even find your belly button on
the internet.
Speaker 11 (47:47):
That was on my That was in my Las Vegas act. Actually,
oh it was.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
You did a Vegas act really?
Speaker 11 (47:54):
Oh? Oh for seven years?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Please tell me you came out of a bottle? No?
Speaker 11 (48:00):
Oh, I had Bob Maggie beads. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh, look out, well you got a book out called
Genie Out of the Bottle.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
Now.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
I don't know what kind of dirt you dish. But
were you and Larry Hagman pretty good friends during the.
Speaker 16 (48:12):
Show, Yes, we were. He was a great guy, very talented.
He was he was troubled during that time that, you know,
kept things lively. I'll tell you kept me awake.
Speaker 19 (48:23):
Oh and guess what boat was? She was Inflaming star
with Elvis. Oh man, did you.
Speaker 6 (48:28):
Go out on the day with a king?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (48:32):
Did he hit on me?
Speaker 11 (48:33):
I was? I was married? Remember oh co.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Cheese, Michael and Sara. I remember I used to watch
Broken Arrow when I was a kid, and.
Speaker 16 (48:41):
Elvis was thinking about getting married to the girl in Germany.
He never mentioned her name, but he asked me how
it was to be married and be working and be
an actress and have a husband who was an actor,
and was it tough? And we had long talks about that.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Oh man, can you come out of a bottle for me?
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Baby? He's wait.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Here's what else I heard? I heard daisi Arnez even
hit on you. Of course he would have hit on
anything with a pulse.
Speaker 11 (49:06):
But he couldn't find me.
Speaker 16 (49:08):
I was hiding, you're hiding from I was hiding from.
Speaker 19 (49:14):
Jeanne because his then wife Lucille Ball wanted to mentor
you didn't she Yes.
Speaker 11 (49:20):
She did. She was wonderful, just wonderful. She Actually I'll
tell you something.
Speaker 16 (49:26):
It was my third job in Hollywood and I was
trying to do everything really right and keep out of
the way. And I had been warned before I went
on that show about Daisy, so I did literally hide
from him. But Lucy one day looked at me and said,
it was my costume. I had my costume on. She said,
do you like that dress? And I said, oh, yes, yes,
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it's fine.
Speaker 11 (49:48):
Fine.
Speaker 16 (49:49):
Anything would have been fine, and birlapsack would have been fine,
you know, especially on you. She said no, she said
take it off. And I took it off, and she
and her friend sat there and made that dress prettier.
Two of them put little sparkly things all over the
dress just to make it pretty.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Or as we call them here in Texas. Do dads
a little?
Speaker 11 (50:07):
Do dad?
Speaker 13 (50:08):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (50:09):
But the fact that she did it herself and to
make me look better, it was just a wonderful thing.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Okay, tell me the John F. Kennedy story. Tell me
what happened there.
Speaker 16 (50:20):
Oh well, I had done a series called How to
Marry a Millionaire with two other girls, and we were
on the tour, and we were in New York City.
Speaker 11 (50:28):
At the end of the tour.
Speaker 16 (50:29):
I was standing at the candy counter what is now
JFK and a man came over to me and I
must tell you prefaces.
Speaker 11 (50:37):
We all had rented mink coats crap.
Speaker 16 (50:43):
Oh yeah, well we didn't have any, you know, the
studio had to rent them for us. So this man
came over and said, who are you with? I said,
twentieth Century Fox and he said no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 11 (50:53):
Who's with you? Who's with you?
Speaker 16 (50:54):
I said, Booker McLay and I pointed to the man
who was with us on the tour from Fox. And
then Booker came over to me and said, would you
like to meet Senator Kennedy.
Speaker 11 (51:04):
I don't care. I was twenty years old. What did
I know. I didn't know who Senator Kennedy was.
Speaker 6 (51:09):
Well, he knew who you were.
Speaker 16 (51:11):
So we went and I didn't know who I was.
He just saw me there. So we went to a
little room, private room, and the man who had approached me,
and I believe it was Pierre Salinger, said.
Speaker 9 (51:22):
I want you to meet the next president of the
United States like that, and I blinked and I said hello,
and he said hello, and that was the end of it,
I thought.
Speaker 16 (51:33):
And then when I got on the plane, I put
my hand in my pocket and there was a little
note there with a phone number, and please call.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Jfk Oh and don't tell jack A whatever you do.
Speaker 16 (51:45):
But no, I just you know, I threw it away
because I didn't know.
Speaker 11 (51:50):
Oh well, I really, I was so dumb.
Speaker 19 (51:54):
There's a lot of great stories in your book, Jeannie,
out of the bottle, and we hope you sell a
million copies.
Speaker 6 (51:59):
Yes, out of the bottle, so too, Barbara.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Wait a minute, here we go again, Barbara eating everybody?
Speaker 7 (52:05):
Barbara, what's up?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Starting down?
Speaker 14 (52:10):
Thank you, Barbara, You're welcome, Bye bye, not trouble crying.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
That's right, the lady that awakened my hormones when I
was twelve years old.
Speaker 6 (52:27):
I know you're a beautiful lady. I mean, come on,
you would have rubbed that lamp, wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yes, I will? You bet your ass you would. I'm
sorry I was having a dream about Barbara.
Speaker 6 (52:43):
I bet you were.
Speaker 7 (52:44):
I was still rubbing that Jeanie bottle.
Speaker 6 (52:48):
Arene you damn right?
Speaker 2 (52:49):
I am bless her?
Speaker 6 (52:50):
Alright, alright.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Delta Airlines and United Airlines were just sued by passengers
who claim they paid extra money to sit in a
window seat, only to find themselves placed in seats next
to a blank wall.
Speaker 7 (53:09):
That has happened to me before as it really, yes,
and I hate it.
Speaker 8 (53:13):
Well, the window that's supposed to be there is closer
to the seat, so you really can't look out it.
Speaker 7 (53:19):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Well. You know, if you pay for a window seat, good,
goodn you want to mine.
Speaker 7 (53:24):
I didn't know you could sue.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yes, the complaints say some Boying seven thirty seven, Bowling
seven fifty seven, and Airbus A three twenty one planes
contain seats that would normally contain windows, but lack them
because of the placement of air conditioning ducks, electrical conduits,
or other components. Passengers say Delta and United do not
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flag these seats during the booking process.
Speaker 7 (53:51):
And it does cost more to get a windows.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Oh yes it does, even when charging tens or occasionally
hundreds of dollars for them. You pay that kind of
money extra for your ticket and you don't get a
window at your seat that's supposed to be a window seat.
Speaker 7 (54:07):
Ye, false advertising, folks.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
That's something that doesn't exist. No, really, exactly exactly.
Speaker 8 (54:12):
Speaking of airlines, bo Southwest Airlines will soon require travelers
who don't fit within the arm rest of their seat.
Speaker 7 (54:19):
To pay for an extra seat in advance.
Speaker 8 (54:23):
It's part of a string of recent changes Southwest is
making now. The new rule is going to go into
effect January twenty seventh of next year, the same day
that Southwest Airline starts as signing seats, and that's part
of the reason why they're implementing this new change. Currently,
plus sized passengers can either pay for an extra seat
in advance, with the option of getting that money back later,
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or they can request a free extra seat at the airport.
Under the carrier's new policy, a refund is still possible,
but no longer guaranteed. Southwest says it will still refund
a second ticket under its new policy for extra seating
if the flight isn't fully booked at the time of departure,
if both of the passengers tickets were purchased in the
(55:07):
same booking class. Now, the passenger also needs to request
the refund within ninety days of the flight. If a
passenger who needs an extra seat does not purchase one
ahead of time, they will be required by one at
the airport, and if the flight is full, the passenger
is going to be rebooked onto a new flight.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Why don't you just have a blood resection smoking section
that they used to have surging section. Yet they still
have ash trays on air.
Speaker 7 (55:38):
Yes they do on the older models, Yes they do.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
I want to see a blood reception next time comes out.
Speaker 10 (55:45):
Don't look in the ash trays either. There might not
be butts in there, but there's gum oh guarantee. Yeah,
and if you touch it you'll never get it off.
In Hawaii, the Kilawayo volcano erupted again or should I
say it resumed having a big tissy fit Friday. It
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shot an arc of lava one hundred feet into the
air over the island, and it was Kilaweya's thirty first
eruption of molten rock since last December. Damn, that's a
bunch to have to worry about in your backyard.
Speaker 14 (56:18):
You know.
Speaker 10 (56:19):
An appropriately high frequency for one of the world's most
active volcano is known. Probably made some people live in
the I think maybe living on the mainland isn't such
a bad idea after all. The North vent at the
summit crater began continuously spattering in the morning, and then
lava overflowed a few hours later. The event started shooting
lava fountains in the afternoon, and the eruption was contained
(56:43):
within the summit crater. No homes were threatened. There was
no fires or destruction. We're still putting Maui back together,
I guess from recent fires out there. A few lucky
residents and visitors had a front row view at Hawaii
Volcanos National Park. Hundreds of thousands more will be watching
popular live streams. Those are made possible by three camera
angles set up on this bitchy volcano by the US
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Geological Survey.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Not only I want to live next to a volcano
like cool, Well, here's something else. A mandatory evacuation remained
in effect last night within a one mile radius of
Smitty's Supply lubricant factories in Roseland, Louisiana. What happened there, Well,
(57:29):
there is an explosion there on Friday. About eight hundred
residents were affected, with forty two people in shelters. The
Louisiana State Police said yesterday that the fire was ninety
percent contained, but it did continue burning. No injuries have
been reported among the four hundred plant workers or surrounding residents.
(57:49):
In fact, p did he fainted when he heard no
blessing heart? Okay, so we got some pend Queen's.
Speaker 7 (58:01):
Run, Pa, Queen's right.
Speaker 19 (58:04):
What do we have?
Speaker 2 (58:05):
Pantara BLK Western Video Cars? All right, I give up.
We got stopped just to stick around Dallas host Classic
Ronk Loan Star ninety two five. Hey, sometimes Tom Petty
just wants to be alone and not bothered. No one, Okay,
first thing? Who want our tickets to go see Pantera?
(58:28):
Mark Hill.
Speaker 6 (58:29):
He's in Rio Vista, Texas. Where is that sounds fancy.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
Doesn't it?
Speaker 7 (58:34):
Somewhere in Texas?
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Oh? Really, thanks for that information. I'll sleep better.
Speaker 8 (58:39):
I don't know exactly where Rio Vista is, but it
must be close to a river, because that's what Rio is.
Oh okay, and vista means view of the river.
Speaker 6 (58:48):
We're narrowing it down. Well, we're getting there.
Speaker 2 (58:52):
We just got to figure out which river is being viewed.
Shouldn't be too hard, shouldn't No, no way. Oh, we
gotta say happy birthday to somebody. Here's a guy I
worked with for many years at Q one ZH two.
He was a sales guy of course, in programming, Tom Kincaid,
(59:13):
and we were good friends. His daughter Priscilla works.
Speaker 8 (59:16):
Here, that's right, and she always tells me how much
her dad just loves Bo Roberts.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Well, we were good friends for a long time. I
hardly ever see the guy anymore. But I've known Priscilla
since she was a little kid.
Speaker 7 (59:28):
Well, happy birthday, Tom.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
I mean this was back in the eighties and early nineties.
Priscilla's little kid. He's huge. Now Jordan, oh god, big boy.
He's like thirty five or something.
Speaker 7 (59:41):
When he was like a toddler.
Speaker 8 (59:43):
Because Priscilla and I judged a dog costume contest in Grapevine.
Speaker 7 (59:48):
And she brought Jordan along. And now Jordan's all grown up.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
A dog costume contest.
Speaker 8 (59:55):
Yes, it was the best, especially today on National Dog Day.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Oh that's right, so it was was it the best
or the stupidest?
Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
The best?
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Okay, the best, stupidest one? Okay, never mind. By the way,
Ask this Stuff Day tomorrow. So if you've got a question,
call the Asked this Stuff outline, leave your question there
two one four eight six six eighty six hundred and
we'll play choose you do see you pick your ticket.
And no theme this time. No no theme because last
week was Eating Alive. I remember that was that was
(01:00:27):
so funny. Listen to Well They're all good. When you
read stuff out of the weekly World News.
Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
My favorite is theme week, but there's no theme tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Nope, you'll just have to wait till we get back
from our Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
So the sex Pistols are coming to town.
Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
They're going to play the Long horn Ball I'm sorry,
the Historic Long horn Ballroom on September sixteenth, And JEFFK
has your ticket.
Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
So we just wrapped up the lone star ticket window.
Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
Well, JEFFK is going to open it up again this
afternoon around four thirty five, right after he wraps up
an hour of NonStop classic music for your workday. So
that's around four to thirty five right here on lone
start ninety two to five.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
All right, when we're saying sharif, don't it say something
that doesn't mean anything, go ahead, rock the coosbo.
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I mean he's just like he was making stuff up
on the side.
Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Kind of like we do every day.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Damn right, let the tradition continue to have a body tomorrow,
ask a stuff day. I can't wait to see what
we're going to learn.
Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
We're already getting some great questions.
Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yeah, you guys never let us down. All right, let's
stop time wasters here because we feel like wasting some time.
Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com. So the long and rocky relationship road for
the three members of the Police just got a little
bit rockier. Bou Roberts, drummer Stuart Copeland and guitarist Andy
Summers have filed a lawsuit against Stay, alleging that they've
gotten shafted over the band's biggest hit, Every Breath You Take.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Now.
Speaker 8 (01:02:06):
According to The Daily Mail, Sting earns nearly seven hundred
and fifty thousand dollars a year in royalties from the
nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
Hits from that one song.
Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
Yes, but Stuart Copeland and Andy Summers get squatted nada,
and they alleged that they did not receive either co
writing credits on a.
Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
Song or any of the royalties.
Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
Now here's Andy Summers talking about how this simple rift
that he came up with brought Every Breath You Take
to life.
Speaker 20 (01:02:36):
It was a song that Sting brought in and he
had a huge synthesizer part for it that obviously wasn't working.
We had the tempo and the rhythm and where it
was going. But what we got down first was the
bason drums to a simple classic part, and then we
tried so many different things on it, and sing just
said to me, going in and make it your own.
So I went in and immediately played this figure that
I'd come up with and stopped everyone down in their
(01:02:58):
tracks because the minute I put that katar thing on,
the whole thing fell into place. Just with katabas and drums,
we had it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
You know, because sometimes when a band comes out with
a song, they all have helped putting it together. Yes, exactly,
even though maybe one person just gets credit for writing
it because he was there when it was time to
fill out the form.
Speaker 14 (01:03:17):
You know.
Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
That was a big problem for Lou Graham of Foreigner
and Nick Jones, now a spokeswoman for Sting, denies that
the lawsuit is related to every breath you take, but
would not elaborate on the case. We'll keep you posted
on that drama. Bon Jovi's Tico Torres has recent social
media reports about him retiring from the band not true.
He calls Bs, currently in his forty second year with
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bon Jovi. The seventy one year old drummer addressed the
rumors with a video that he posted on the band's
social media accounts, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Here to dispel a lot of rumors that I've read.
Speaker 6 (01:03:51):
People calling me up say, did you retire from music
from the band? Well, no, I have no idea how
this stuff starts.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Yes, I'm going to put some music behind me so
it'll have more impact.
Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
He goes on to explain in that social media post
that he and the band are still in their prime
and that they're still making music.
Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
I mean, the best we've ever seen is what he's saying.
Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
John bon Jovi's well documented vocal problems, of course, have
largely kept bon Jovi off the road in recent years.
Pete Townsend of The Who says he recently escaped an
addiction to prescription painkillers. The eighty year old rocker, who
had battled various addictions across his career, says he'd been
sober for over thirty years, but then he had knee
(01:04:35):
surgery at the beginning of this year and became dependent
on pain pills.
Speaker 7 (01:04:40):
We have that full story up on our page.
Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
Three members of The Go Gos, Jane Whedland, Charlotte Caffey
and Gina Shank performed at a private backyard charity concert
through past Saturday in LA and they were joined by
a handful of celebrities, including North Texas's own Lisa Lobe,
friend of the show, comedian Margaret Chow and Ja Jack Black,
who actually joined the Go Gos on this makeshift stage
(01:05:04):
in the backyard to sing we got the beat and
we have the.
Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
Video up to prove it. It's up on our page. Finally,
you had one job, dude.
Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
A guy was hired to paint Credit Union on the
curb in the parking lot outside of a Credit Union
business in Austin, Texas. Unfortunately, this guy apparently didn't know
how to spell, so instead of painting Credit Union in
all of the parking spots in front of the Credit Union,
he painted credit.
Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
Onion credit over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Wait a minute, that's a totally different letter to start
out the difference at work.
Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
But apparently he didn't know.
Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Check out the video on the Bon and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot.
Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Com Fellow Forwards Classic Rock Loan Star ninety two VI. Well,
there it goes, another toy Box Tuesday into the old files. There,
that's our last Tuesday show for a couple of weeks.
Oh that's right.
Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
Yeah, next Tuesday, we're taking an extra DAK.
Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
I know y'all get mad when we do that, but.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
We're a building.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
We need the rest, Yes we do.
Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
Y'all will survive. You'll make it, You'll survive.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Thank you, Thank you, Gloria.
Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Again.
Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
I appreciate that very much.
Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
So up next is our after show decompression session. We
don't know how it's gonna go.
Speaker 10 (01:06:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
We don't even know if we'll be doing the right
thing by saying something that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
I might be napping during the decompressive.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Come on, you got a particulate look like everybody? Ill?
Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Tired, tired, happen? Happy National Dog Day to everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Oh, I'm gonna go home and give Cubby a little
treat for National We should.
Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
All dogs get extra treats today. That's a happy belated
birthday to Gene Simmons.
Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Oh yeah, and Barbara Eaton. Yeah, toy Box turned ninety
four over the waik she still looks good.
Speaker 11 (01:07:08):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I have a question for you about Barbara Eaton.
Speaker 10 (01:07:10):
Sure, do you still get a little squirreling and tingling
whenever you hear what goes up.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Not so much.
Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
I do want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
They make when she cast a spell.
Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
When she bobs her head, he goes, I.
Speaker 10 (01:07:29):
Say, I wish you'd bob What goes up must come down.
It's kind of a dirty song, so I thought, maybe
it's still turn you on. What goes up must come down,
kind of like your draw.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Come on, I re all right, So we'll see you
on the after show decompression session. See you on the
show enough show tomorrow where it'll be ask Us Stuff
Day and we'll all learn a bunch of stuff that
probably won't do us any good, but you'll have that
knowledge in case the question comes up on Final Jeopard.
Speaker 13 (01:08:03):
Very true.
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
We won't.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
We won't win you anything, no, no, but we will
play Choose your Dues tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
Yeah, buddy, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
We'll see you then.
Speaker 8 (01:08:12):
Bye.
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Speaker 2 (01:47):
This weekend, we're trying something completely the same.
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you're rocking you so hard.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
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Speaker 5 (02:13):
Just listen when for the only station in the city
that sends you to way more area concerts than any
other station in the city does because we're better.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Boy, that was a lodge podcast.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
You know I worked at a station that actually did
that money serial number contest?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh I did, teeth I did.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Beaumont, Texas.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Oh yeah, I Mine was in El Paso. It was
so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, anybody who's been in radio for any length of
time can tell you all kinds of stuff. You should
have heard this give the way we did.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Yeah, my gosh.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
And just when I thought that we did like lame contests,
I was in La once and I heard a Los
Angeles radio station.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Go and head out right now to corner.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
This is a Lebraya blah blah blah and we're giving
away Dentty Moore.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
Stew I was like, this is Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Dnty Moore stewing.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Against denty Moore sto. But a radio promotion.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Come by for a freaking anymore. And we'll also throw
in some Nestle's Quick to Go.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
Yeah, we'll do more of the same.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, I'll like to give you a little something to
chew on in your brain to start it.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
Hit close to home because right now so many of
our sister stations are doing and tag a friend and
take a screenshot and then make sure you follow us
and then leave a message like.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
If you want to win, I'll have you got all
this potential winners, do it all.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Now to do it now? Do it now?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, today is a toy Box Tuesday that we're getting into.
There's several celebrity birthdays that we will celebrate people that
have been on the show. And uh a request for
a bit that we usually played during Father's Day. Okay,
but I didn't play it last Father's Day for some reason.
So I got a request for it, and I'll do that.
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And that's one thing Bo Roberts will do. He will
play requests.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Damn right, I will all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
As we celebrate National Dog Day, didn't we just have that?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Or that was National Puppy Day?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah? I think it was National Puppy Day. Well, they
got to grow up to be dog sometimes there. Today's
the day to give your pooch an extra hug, even
if they leave.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
A surprise on the carpet. Everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's it. It's Touch a Heart Tuesday. It's just another
day to do something nice for somebody. You don't actually
have to touch him, but a lot of people might
let you, depending on where.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
You sum exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's make your own luck day. God, I wish it
was just that easy.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Man? National Web Mistress Day?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Just remember that that picture you asked for her to
send you may not accurately reflect her actual appearance. That's
my smart ass explanation. It's really about women who know
their way around the computer.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
More professional.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, No, you thought I was there Voe doing something suggestive.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Again, Well, it wouldn't surprise me, No.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It wouldn't surprise anybody. As a matter of fact, it
is musical Yoga Day. Just try to do a downward
dog position while listening to Cannibal Corpse.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Not possible?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Hey, oh no, cannibal course is. If you don't, you
need to google that. Here's every Cannibal Cord song ever.
Cooking mostum, it's a National Chicken Day, Thanks Ronnie mcdee,
National Cherry Popsicle Day, love them right. You can have
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that as your dessert after eating that chicken sandwich. And finally,
it's National toilet paper Day when it's time for that
chicken sandwich and that Jerry popsicle to exit through your exit.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Exit only please Who.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Makes these days up? I don't know, but I like
to thank them for it. Okay, So on the agenda, sports.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Of all sorts.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You know it's not gonna be too much longer before
the NFL season starts for real, that's right.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
And the Cowboys are gonna kick it off September fourth
against the Eat I'm sorry them them.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
The college football gets in fulgar this whole.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Can you know? High school football kicks off on Thursday night?
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Really?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
And then of course Friday night lights start up.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh I just immersed myself in football. I do State
of Texas getting all fired up. But this time it's.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Pumpkin spice day. Pumpkin spice at Starbucks today.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm not not a fan, a right, not a fan.
Y'all have some pumpkin spice for me.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
It's football season two both alright, forty fig times.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Dallas Forest Classic ronk A lone Star ninety two to
five Cretans just had John Fogerty on the air.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Yeah, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
He's a sweet he's good to talk.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Also up on our socials on the official Instagram and
Facebook of lone Star.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Check out the interview. He was a sweetheart to you guys,
wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
He's always a good dude.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Yeah, and he's kicking off a tour but not coming
to North Texas.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
What's the matter with it?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I know, I ask everybody who's doing tours and not
coming here.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I just yeah, yeah, do we smell?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't know. Maybe it's a good smell of barbecue. Hey,
it's Sick thirty.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
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Injury lawyers go to will heightwins dot com.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well as you know, college football kicks off for sure
for all the teams playing this Saturday. And to rank
up enthusiasm for a football season, USA Today rank the
best college stadiums in the sport. Okay, here's the top ten.
You'd agree or disagree, all right? Number one, Yes, Tiger
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Stadium at LSU Okay.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
For fans, definitely, yeah, oh most definitely. And the band
is awesome. My cousin plays with the band.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Also, Beaver Stadium at Penn State. That's number two. Ohio
Stadium at Ohio State. That's number three. At number four,
Autson Stadium in Oregon, followed by Memorial Stadium Clemson, Neiland Stadium, Tennessee,
Stanford Stadium, Georgia, Bryant Denny Stadium in Alabama, Ben Hill
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Griffith Stadium in Florida, and at number ten Kyle Field
at Texas A and m Wick. I don't see you exactly.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
I don't see Darryl Royal.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
That's all right, that's all right. I'd rather have a
winning team than the best stage you.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Won the squad.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Yeah, break it up to.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
That long hold cracks.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Cowboys must get their roster down to fifty three by
two day yesterday. The team announced eight cuts. One of
the names on the list had been reported earlier, veteran
Lael Collins, who was told over the weekend he would
not be sticking around as a veteran. Collins is for
you to sign with another team immediately.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Now.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Among the big surprises yesterday cornerback Troy Pride. Pride, who
went to Notre Dame, was a fourth round draft pick
in twenty twenty. He played well in training camp and Oxnard,
and he even snagged an interception in Friday's preseason thirty
one to thirteen win over Atlanta, But the removal of
Trayvon Diggs from the physically unable to perform list may
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have been enough to not he Troy Pride on the roster.
And then there's tight end Tyler Neville. He was born
deaf and overcame lymphoma before the start of his college career,
so that was one of those like you know, good
field stories. He may be able to latch onto a
practice squad, maybe even Dallas's practice squad. Expect more cuts
to be announced today, and as the Cowboys returned to
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the normal in season practices this week, there was much
to celebrate yesterday. As cornerback Trayvon Diggs and offensive tackle
Tyler Goydon were among those players on the practice field yesterday. Diggs,
as you know, has been recovering from that knee injury
that kept him out for most of the twenty twenty
four season, but he passed his physical on Sunday. He
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was on the practice field yesterday. And Tyler Goydon had
a scare earlier in camp with that knee injury. A
lot of people thought he was going to be out
for weeks, but he was practicing yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
And there's one name missing that needs.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
To ball, Mikah Parsons.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I didn't say it, did you know.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
And he's not injured. That's why I didn't report on it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I know, well, he's not injured, but he just don't
want to play. He's, yeah, napping on the sideline, napping
and pouting.
Speaker 10 (11:06):
Three o'clock today, we'll find out who the fifty three
luckies are and then tomorrow morning, quite a hullabaloo about it.
I guess bo right, absolutely, now more on college football.
This has to do with bringing in more revenue, and
it sounds like something that would actually come out of
Jerry Jones' brain. But this is the University of Oklahoma,
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and they've decided to start selling tickets not to their
games only.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
But also their football press conferences. Why would you want
to go to that?
Speaker 10 (11:35):
I guess if you're like one of those super fans,
a collector.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You know, I am a super fan, and I don't
want to sit through one of those. Now.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
They're long ass.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Oh yeah, they're like an hour, yeah, and boring most
of the time.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
We have all been to our fair share of these
and have more on our schedule.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
For about six hundred and ninety dollars. Oh, is that all.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
Fans can attend the postgame media session after the Michigan matchup,
complete with coaches, players, all the awkward questions and the
feedback on the mic and Illinois state opener priced at
four hundred and sixty dollars for their has already sold out.
It sounds ridiculous, but from a revenue perspective, it makes
some sense. For these college teams, those press conferences are
often attended by big money boosters. With this new offer,
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regular fans can get up close and personal access a
few hundred bucks and not be on the hook for donations.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You actually have to be a really big.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
Sooners fan to want to sit through a postgame press
conference because they are kind of boring. But if you
got the scratch and it means that much to you,
it looks like the option will be there.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Just don't invite me to go with I'm with you.
Wouldn't even go to an egg y, No, I'm going
to go celebrate. Ye, yeah, celebrate what Oh you look,
I'm this close telling you kissed my hand.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I'm just closing.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I just said it. Oh well, then I'll have to
think of another in Salt Lake.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
What day are you guys wearing your college car?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I have to wear a damn referee shirt on. There
you go. Los Angeles Angels and former Rangers manager Ron
Washington said he is recovering from quadruple bypass heart surgery,
the first time he has publicly addressed the health issues
that have sidelined him since late June. He made the
announcement while visiting the Angels for the first time since
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the operation eight weeks ago in California. He is not
returning to manage anymore this season, but he hopes to
have that opportunity next year. Now Ron Washington, it's seventy three,
is the oldest manager in Major League Baseball and was
last in the dugout for a game on June nineteenth,
a seventy three loss to the New York Yankees. The
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Angels announced on June twenty seventh that he was going
on medical leave for the rest of the season. Washington
had surgery three days later, and I know all about
it quadruple by.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Bless his heart.
Speaker 12 (14:03):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
After sweeping the Cleveland Guardians every the weekend, the Rangers
were hoping to keep the magic going, but it was
not to be. Last night at Globelive Field, Zach Nato
homer on the game's first pitch and the Los Angeles Angels,
with manager Ron Washington present for the first time in
more than two muchs because of that surgery, bo was
talking about beat the Texas Rangers in All Star pitcher
(14:26):
Jacob de Grom four to nothinghut Up Degram is zero
four and five starts since his last win July twenty second,
and the right hander was pitching for the first time
in ten days after Texas skipped his last schedule start
because of shoulder fatigue. The two time National League Cy
Young Award winner struck out seven, walked to hit a
batter over five innings. He gave up two runs and
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three hits last night. The two teams will face off
again tonight at Globelife Field with a matchup of left handers,
with Patrick Corbyn on the mound for the Rangers. And
you say Kikuchi pitching for the Los Angeles Angels, I
just like I love.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Kucciuciuib how about some of that Kukuchi?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Oh yeah, Charrow is here about.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
You'll be at seven oh five, And if you can't
make it out to Arlington for the game, you can
watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network with Kokuchi.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I don't know how many people got that charl reference,
but for those of you that did, you're welcome.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You're also old like the rest of us.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Three things you can always count on, folks, death taxes.
And Matt Olsen at first base for the Atlanta Braves.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh really yeah, that was a little.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Bit of a curveball you and I did there.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Thirty one year old Olsen played his seven hundred and
forty six consecutive game.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
He just passed Pete Rose for the.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
Fourth longest streak since division play started back in nineteen
sixty nine, and of course, the work is not done.
He needs to play eleven hundred and fifty two games
in a row to reach Miguel Tejada, twelve hundred and
seven to reach Steve Garvey, and a staggering two thousand,
six hundred and thirty two to tie the all time
record set by cow Ripken Junior.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's right, uh, sports card company Tops It's releasing a
collectible card featuring an unlikely baseball star, a squirrel that
ran out onto the field during the New York Yankees
game against the Boston Red Soide Yes jer The squirrel
briefly stopped played during Friday's game when it ran out
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onto the field at Yankee Stadium during the top of
the fourth inning and approached Yankees' pitcher Max Fried on
the mound. And they're just staring down each other. Max
brid and the squirrel just looking at each other. So
odd play resume when the squirrel made its way to
the foul zone, and the animal was last seen darting
through the chain link fence into the scoreboard area. The
animal failed to reach rally squirrel status as the Yankees
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went on to lose one to nothing, but Tops Trading
Guard revealed a new top card featuring photos of the
school world.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
How much cuter.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Can it make?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Oh, he's just Fredice.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
He all right, the freaking full file next year on
the ball and them shone be a drank and hell raiser.
I don't know what that's in there for. That's my
kind of people, right, Yeah, I tell you, all right,
Toy Box Tuesday, gonna open something out of the toy box,
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which is one of the funniest stories somebody ever told
on this show. That's coming up. But now it is
time for the freaking food File. Taking advantage of Germany's
gender self determination reforms, a male extremely right wing extremists
officially changed his gender to female and will serve time
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in a women's prison. Now, the thing is, this guy
didn't go all the way to become a woman, meaning
he hasn't had his redone. He just claimed that now
he identifies as a woman. So they send him to
a woman's prison for violating his I mean her parole.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
He still has his third leg.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Yes, he's your No. The wedding tackle.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
So interestingly, at the time she was known as Savin
Lee Bitch and identified as a man.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
But that was then and this is now.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Finally the court figured out that's Finn, who changed his
name to Maria, just wanted to be with the women
in prison because he thought he'd get laid Whenever.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
He wants sicko.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Wrong, he's back to his old prison to serve out
his sentence. As a main good, he got his bit.
Got to give the guy effort for trying, even though
it was a stupid idea.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Yeah, but at least he tried, all right. Let's travel
to Florida another flori idiot to tell you about. A
fifty five year old Bonita Springs, Florida woman named Dram
Benjamin is wanted for violating probation after she attacked the
wrong truck with the crowbar.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Oh listen to this bow.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
She showed up at a home believing that the truck
belonged to her unfaithful ex boyfriend and caused thousands upon
thousands of dollars in damage to the truck. However, she
had the wrong vehicle and the wrong person entirely. Mss
Benjamin was previously arrested, pleaded guilty, and placed on sixty
months probation with conditions including no drugs and attending behavior counseling.
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I guess it didn't take.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
She said she.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Must have had an episode and she was not responsible
for her actions because she wasn't in her right.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Mind at the time of the attack.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yes, you were no use.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
When the jealous woman smashed what she thought was her
boyfriend's truck, she got another trip to jail. The woman's
boyfriend said that she did the same thing a few
months ago, and once again she smashed.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Up the wrong truck. She may need some glasses or something.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is she ow or by?
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I don't know what's going on. She's not right in.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The head, or as we say, the bitch crazy. Yeah,
the bitch great crazy beach.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Great cecil, Pennsylvania, everybody. There was a city council meeting
underway there recently, and it was on whether or not
the city would be shutting down the local motocross tracks.
They raised dirt bikes there. There's noise complaints in the
houses nearby. One dirt bike enthusiast wanted to speak his peace,
but didn't follow the format of state your name and
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all that at the gathering. He just said he wanted
to say what he needed to say to city leaders.
So only a council member kept interrupting him, telling him
to state his name and address. So the guy started
making motorcycle noises and then rode an invisible motorcycle off
of the podium and around the room back to his seat.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
I saw the video where he's going, Wow.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
What's your name? What's your name again? I think we
ought have him on the show myself.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
Of course, that cracked up everybody in the room, and
they had to postpone the vote for twenty minutes while
the room calmed down from becoming a temporary comedy club.
The council ultimately decided on closing down Steel Town MX,
but citizens and motocrossers all continue to fight for the course.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Hey, as long as you go in and make motorcycle
run around the room, I give you my vote. I'll
tell you okay. This guy gave a strip teas at
an airport that not anyone asked for. This unidentified guy
was dragged away from a Jet Blue terminal in Boston
Logan International Airport after he stripped down naked in front
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of passengers waiting to board their plane. Flyers at the
airport's terminal see were waiting on board their plane when
a man shockingly took off his clothes to stretch in
his red underwear. He is seen in a face book
video lying on the floor in his brightly covered skivvies,
raising his feet in the air, and then turning over
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onto his hands and knees with his butt in the air,
facing the waiting area with his ass in the air.
He then pulled his underwear down to moon the crowd
and creep them out. At one point, the guy took
off his undies, spread his arms wide and muttered something
to himself while standing there fully new. He stood there, proudly,
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letting stun travelers get a good look at him in
his birthday suit. Massachusetts state troopers showed up to calm
the chaos and carried the man, who had at least
put his underwear back.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
On away to jail.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Wow. What possesses someone to do that? I don't know?
And why do people lose their damn minds in an airport?
Speaker 7 (22:52):
I don't know, but I'm glad they do. Yes, we
have more stories for the freaking.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Fool good story, y'all. It's a bounty, y'all.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Keep it coming.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
Hey, yesterday Bo and I got to speak with the
legendary John Fogerty Well, if you would like to see
John Fogerty live in Vegas at our iHeartRadio Music Festival,
you can. If you win a trip to the show
on lone Star ninety two five plus, you're gonna see
Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams, many many more, and you're gonna
win one thousand dollars in spending cash. We have three
chances for you to win. Your first chance coming up
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at a round nine this morning. Complete details at lone
Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Well, you know what they say you about want, don't
you want in one hand and crap in the other
one and see which one fills up.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Just because you.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Won't it don't mean you go to get it.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
By the way, tomorrow is Asca Stuff Day where we
all learn something. The number to call for the Asking
Stuff hotline two and four eight six six eighty six hundred.
Leave your question there, we'll answer it on the air.
We'll course play, choose your new scene, pick your ticket.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
And no theme tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Theme tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
So I need you to help me kind of keep
track of that because I won't even remember anything about
this show.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
I'm about the calendar, right, here. You know, I live
by it.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Once I wake up from my nap. It's a whole
new universe to me. Okay, toy Box Tuesday. Old friend
of the show, Jay Moore.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Oh my god, the best storyteller.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
He turned fifty five over the weekend, and probably my
favorite story he's told on this show is the Chris
Farley story. Yes, yeah, oh my god. I think in
honor of Jay Moore's birthday, we need to replay the
Chris Farley story. If you haven't heard this, get ready.
Speaker 13 (24:39):
David Tell, host of COMMONCE Central's Insomniac, and I shared
an office and we were both going.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Mad trying to write stuff for Saturday Night.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, we just didn't know the formula.
Speaker 13 (24:50):
Everyone else was just plugging in the numbers and they
just knew how to get.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Stuff on the air. And we were just gone.
Speaker 13 (24:56):
And it was about three in the morning and we
were going crazy, and we just heard Harley coming down
the hallway and he was just the guy to push
us over the edge.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
So we invited him into the office.
Speaker 13 (25:06):
We made a little small talk and then eventually I
don't know who said a Dave Orry, but one of
us said, I'll give you one hundred dollars if you
take a dump out the window.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
But we were on the seventeenth floor.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
A Rockefeller Center, now you know, the downtown New York,
bigtown Manhattan.
Speaker 13 (25:20):
Yeah, so Farley, my desk was against the window and
it was snowing outside. So Farley gets up, like, really
give me them, give me the money first.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Shut up, David.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It's always give me the money first.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
So I give him the money because if he runs,
I can catch him.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, but I mean it's worth one hundred dollars to.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
See him do that.
Speaker 13 (25:40):
He crawls up on my window sill and on the
ledge he's standing in, the heels of his boots are
outside the building. The back of his neck there's a
huge like old school window where you like just take
the whole thing up and just like with a wave
of his arm just picks up his.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Jake because he's just so strong.
Speaker 13 (25:59):
Yeah, and he gets up on the window with his
ass sticking out into the New York sky. The back
of his neck was against the window sill, and his
toes were inside. Everything else was outside of the building,
seventeen floors high. And you say, look you no, no, no,
We were saying nothing because we were holding our sides.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
We were left.
Speaker 13 (26:19):
You know when you laugh, you know, when you laugh
so hard you think I might die, like I actually might.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
This is bad for me.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I may blow a testicle lot if I keep.
Speaker 13 (26:29):
I hope I only blow a testic a lot. I'd
like my uterine wall was.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I don't even know if I had one.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Well, it came out and I didn't know either. I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I don't have one anymore, I see.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
So he just starts, uh, we're laughing, and then his
face gets redder and redder where he's going, and the
the vein sticks out between it and then literally literally uh.
And by the way, Chris Farley is the most beautiful
human being I've ever met in my life. So this story,
it's not like it's just okay, so dissing on him.
This is a snot bubble comes out of his nose.
(27:05):
Sit in Nancy when he's in Detox on the train
in that big ass snot bubble, one of those because
he's pushing so hard. Finally, finally, you know, when you
spit out your skull into a paper cup, the way
that looks just a little bit of skull, That's what
it looked like, after all that huffing and puffing, but
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it fell on the inside of the window sill for someone.
So everything that happens, we're laughing more and more, and
we're getting more and more delirious and crazy. He looks
around the room for something to use his toilet paper,
and there's a Hustler magazine on David Tellon's desk, but
it's all the way across the room and it's way
too far away to be practical, so he uses his hand.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I'll stop it, Jay.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
It's in the book and its nonfiction.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
He uses his hands, looks at it, comes down up
the windows, and then for the next forty five minutes,
chases Dave and tell and I through the hallways of
thirty Rockefeller Center, a crap on his hands, and we
ran like we were being attacked by a monster.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
But you know what we kind.
Speaker 13 (28:13):
Of were really were when you think about it. And
he just ran around with his fudgy hand. All of
a sudden, it wasn't so funny, was it.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It wasn't funny.
Speaker 13 (28:23):
And me and David Heel were running down the same hallway,
I remember, and there was only room for one of
us to pass because there was a bookshelf, and I said,
I said, well, we can't go, you know, side by side.
So I'll accelerate past Dave. But Dave is out of
shape as he looks and talks. He's like a navy seal.
He's kind of crazy. Yeah, So I go to accelerate
past him. He won't have any of it. I run
flush into the bookshelf and go pretty much unconscious for
(28:47):
like six seconds. And when I come to attel is
probably like in a cab on the way home.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I look up.
Speaker 13 (28:53):
I'm in between Farley's legs and he's standing over me
with his gut, you know, a beautiful Farley belly with
the belt, and he's just looking down at me, and
he's just coming towards me, and I went, Farley, you
a hole. I think I broke my I was.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Fine, but I just didn't want to get touch with it.
I go, Farley, U A hole.
Speaker 13 (29:15):
I almost broke my shoulder and I like fake cry
like they my shoulder.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I shattered.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Oh, I got and.
Speaker 13 (29:21):
He goes really and he like backed the way and
I got up and I was like ah, and I
ran in the elevator. And when I got in the elevator,
I hit the button. I looked back and he was
all the way down the hallway and he was still
standing there with the stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
On his hand.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
But he was confused because he thought I really broke
my shoulder, and he had this is really like touching
to me, and it is actually in my book, but
in a much longer version, and he just had like
a sad look on his face. Oh man, I just
remember being in the elevator and the elevator doors closing,
and I felt bad that I tricked him into.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, but just think about the people on the streets
of downtown Manhattan that were looking up and seeing a
big ass.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
We had to fill out a police report because people
that come to see the ice skating rink thought he
was a jumper.
Speaker 14 (30:04):
Oh what kind of bird? Was the home of the
Bowing Them show? Oh yes, Oh yeah, that's how we live, right,
That's right.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
We've been up all night partying. We never sleep. We
just come in here, do the show and start drinking again.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Then by partying we mean sleeping.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Oh, I guess I did get confused on there, didn't I.
Oh God, By the way, speaking of kiss, yesterday was
Gene Simmons' seventy six birthday.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
I wonder what he sold online yesterday birthday. He's always
selling something, that's for sure. They've even got a kiss coffin. Yeah,
you can be buried in a kiss right now. They're
promoting everything for their Las Vegas events in November. Yeah,
the big kiss Goodbye without the makeup.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
The infamous dimebag Daryl of Pantera fame is buried in
a kiss casket.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yes, yes, yes, so I thought i'd play this little
clip from Gene Simmons one time he was here and
he tells the story, and I'll just let him tell it.
Speaker 15 (31:09):
The very first show we did at New York's then
Academy of Music, we were fourth on a bill. The
headline was Blue Oyster Cult. It was Kiss, then a
group called Flaming Youth, which later became a song that
we recorded, Yes, And then it was.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Iggy Pop iggy pop.
Speaker 15 (31:29):
Yeah, and then it was a Blue Oyster Cult and
we it didn't even have our first record out, but
we were a big New York band, and within fifteen
minutes my hair caught fire. See in those days, we
used to tease our hair, which just caused damage beyond.
And he also to complicate matters. We took a kind
of hairspray and which just emptied the contents out so
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that everything everybody walked around like they just stuck their
finger into an electrical sauce.
Speaker 16 (31:55):
See.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
And we know about the hairspray because we used to
use that to attack ant beds out in the country
in Texas. You get a lighter and you get the hairsprang.
Speaker 15 (32:03):
But the main thing about the hairspray, you see, I
didn't read the directions. It said keep away from open flames.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
And you definitely had open flame there.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Oh man.
Speaker 15 (32:11):
As soon as I breathed fire, I went up like
a match. So I you know, I kept not learning
my lesson. I kept thinking, well, you know, maybe if
it's more hairsprayl I'll have bigger hair.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
And there's always the tug and pull.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
You know.
Speaker 15 (32:27):
It's like anything else, there's always a price to pay.
You want bigger, well, you got to pay the price.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Now listen, I want to get back to when you
took your makeup off.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Yeah, first of all, why did you ten eighty four? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Why did you do that? Were you just tired of
spending three hours out ready for a show or no,
not at all.
Speaker 15 (32:44):
The truth was that in the beginning stages of eighty four,
so both As and Peter were gone, and we took
a look at ourselves and said, look, let's find out
what this is all about. You know, more people come
to see us live. Let's see if we can do
this without makeup, just to prove the critics wrong. So
we took the makeup off, and then of course decided
to put the makeup back on to prove the critics
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wrong again.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Because when you really.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
Think about it, when we first decided to put the
makeup on thirty years ago, the critics said, nah, you're crazy,
it'll never work. And then when we decided to take
it off, nah, you're crazy, it'll never work. Then we
decided to put it back on. Nah, you're crazy, it'll
never work. You know what, maybe we're crazy and maybe
it works every time.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
You know, they're just thinking damned if you do and
damned if you don't.
Speaker 15 (33:28):
Or maybe critics are an unnecessary life for him on
the face of the plan.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Let's hear it, that's how Gene looks at the world.
Dallas Hour's classic rock alone star nat If you vot
what was it that you said about Gene Simmons when
you hear his voice.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Every time I hear him, I think of comedian Craig Gas.
Remember he does the best seen the spot question.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
As a matter of fact, Gene Simmons used to ask
him to do radio interviews over the phone when Gene
didn't want to mess with.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
All the difference? Are you playing that? I was like,
is that really doing Swimmons? Or is that Kirk Gas?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Craig Gas.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Love him?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Okay, I just played the song Owner of a Lonely Heart.
That is a song with the word heart in it,
because it's touch a Heart Tuesday, all right, which means
in order to pick your ticket between Pantera and Queen's Reich, Well,
you're gonna have to hear some songs with the word
heart somewhere in it. I just played one for you.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Are we gonna identify the songs or count the heart?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
No? No, no, you just identified the song. And since we've
got this big delay here, I'm gonna have to play
it several times.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Not a problem with me.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Well, here's something I got in the email today says,
good morning Bow, can you play the comedian talking about
his dad working on the Breaker box and him constantly
getting electrocuted. You may remember that it was a guy
(35:02):
named Chris Porter who was in here. Okay, and this
is something that we usually play during Father's Day week,
but we didn't play it this year, so I think
i'll play for you now. This is pretty funny. This
is Chris Porter, who was appearing in some comedy store
when he was here talking about how his dad used
(35:24):
to work on the breaker.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
My dad is the smartest person I've ever met. That
man whoops my ass in jeopardy every time. And in
the thirty nine years i've been alive, I've watched that
man go from regional salesman to chief executive officer.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Gone.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
He's also the same man I watched electrocute himself four
times in one afternoon, not a row either, not like no,
it was like, merzap. I have time to call a
professional and end this. Merzzapp.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
My family's laughing.
Speaker 12 (36:02):
Now they're worried. Merzap. Now they're inviting people over the watch.
My mother asked my father to replace four outlets in
the kitchen that had become cracked and old. My father,
being a smart man, went down to the fuse box,
turned off what he felt would be the appropriate breakers
(36:24):
to complete such a task. Side note, my parents currently
live in the house that my grandfather built, and apparently
Grandpa was not a big labeler. All right, so the
fuse box is pretty much just a messed up game
of guess who?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
All right?
Speaker 12 (36:41):
Now, To my father's credit, the first three outlets were
replaced without incident.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Number four got sticky.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
I was not in the room when he was electrocuted
the first time, but I heard it, and I knew
exactly what had happened. I don't know if you've ever
heard one hundred and ten volts run through a loved one,
but I could promise you that the sound they make
when it happens is a sound you will only hear
then or during an unexpected finger in the rear end.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
All right, those.
Speaker 12 (37:13):
Are the only two things off planet Earth that'll make
a grown magle.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I can't, right.
Speaker 12 (37:20):
So I heard that, and then I heard my mom
chuckle like, oh, honey, looks like that outlet was on
a different breaker. Maybe we should go downstairs see which
one that is, to which my father said, nah, I'm
almost done.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
What does that mean?
Speaker 17 (37:40):
What do you think electricity cares at all? How far
into the job you've gotten No, no, not at all.
I was there for the second one. It was funny.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
He was in the middle of a sentence telling me
why he didn't need to turn off the break.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
He's like, no, son, all I have to do.
Speaker 12 (37:57):
Is after the third one, whigended with a crepp. I said, Dad,
morning in town for the weekend. I don't really have
time for your funeral. Why don't I do this? Why
don't I go downstairs turn off the big red switch
at the top of the box, cut off all the
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power in the house. You fix the outlet. When you're done,
I'll go back downstairs. I'll turn all the power back on,
and then I and I alone will walk through in
the entire house fix all the clocks and the router,
because I know that's what you're really worried about. And
I promise you, if my dad had died that day,
i'd have written that on his tombstone. Here lies Scott
(38:39):
Porter because he didn't want to mess with the router,
and there'd be a USB port in the tombstone where
you could charge your phone off his charred remains.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five Okay,
who wants to pick their ticket?
Speaker 6 (38:58):
This is Merca.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Give you a choice. You can have tickets to see Pantera,
or you can have tickets to see Queen's Reich. What
we're gonna do? Since I told you it's Touch a
Heart Tuesday, We're gonna touch a heart? Well, you can
touch whatever parts you want. It doesn't have to necessarily
be the heart. Just wash your hands after all? Yes,
by all means before and disaffecting too, yes, please? So, uh,
(39:23):
here's what you gotta do, Touch a Heart Tuesday. These
are songs that have the word heart in the title.
It's so stupid, but it's easy, all right. Okay, there's
one of them I just played. I just gave that
one to you, okay, owner of a lonely heart.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
So if you don't want to mention that one, that's
fine because we've already got that in the column. So
here are these songs with the word heart in the title.
Tell me what they are and call me a two
one four seven? And I know I got to play
this a couple of times. Ready, Yes, let's do it here?
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Okay, now is that easier? Is that easy?
Speaker 7 (40:12):
Again? Again?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Again?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Please?
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Demanding today. Aren't we all right?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Here?
Speaker 18 (40:19):
It is again? Oh you mean, old man? You don't
know the last one?
Speaker 7 (40:36):
No, I know that one, and I know the third one.
Speaker 11 (40:39):
The second one.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Is that right? He got him? Got him? All right,
let me do him again. Okay, there you go again.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
That's easier, that's easy.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
The second one is the one you're stuck on.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
Oh, come on, and Bill.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
Can you read my chicken scratch?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
She's super close. You're close, But you got one of
the wrong words in the second one.
Speaker 7 (41:21):
In the second one.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Yeah, you're on the right track though.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
Okay, okay again, play it again.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
No, I'll tell you what if somebody calls and asks
to hear it again, then I'll play again. By them show.
Can you name the heart songs? What are they?
Speaker 9 (41:37):
Listen to?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Her heart? Yes? Yes? Why didn't even have to play
it again? First call out of the gate? That's because
we have the smartest audience in the history. All right,
(41:58):
two questions here. First of all, who is this Manuel?
Speaker 6 (42:03):
Manuel?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Okay, which tickets do you want? You want the Pantera
tickets or the Queen's Right tickets. Queen's right right? You
got it man, Pan Tara tickets in the A forty
ticket window. Hold on and we'll hook you up. Okay,
don't go away, all right? Coming up and interview that
we did with one of the women on television that
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awakened my hormone.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Wow, no, exactly, My gosh. She had a birthday over
the weekend.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
She turned ninety four.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
And she still looks amazing.
Speaker 8 (42:37):
Yeah, I still brush up again you Hey, let's hear
it for Jasmine Ramos. Miss Ramos is a science teacher
at Bergner High School in Richardson who makes learning science fun.
Her students want to say thank you for all that
you do, Miss Ramos, so they nominated you to be
in the running for five thousand dollars for your classroom
(42:57):
from iHeartRadio and donors chew Is. Now you could nominate
your favorite teacher at lone Start ninety two.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
Five dot com. Just click on the link for thank
a Teacher.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Just to let you know where my mind has gone
the past couple of years. Yeah, A lot of times
when I hear you two song, I think of the
South Park episode where Bono was trying to take the
biggest crap to keep the world record.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and we still need to
get Alice Cooper on South Park.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yes, we do. Yes, that's the one person you'd think
would be a Shieling.
Speaker 7 (43:33):
It's a terrific fit, right.
Speaker 10 (43:35):
It was Bono versus Randy marsh for the biggest crap
and then when Randy would crap, he'd go hot.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Hot, hot, hot, hot hot. I'm not exactly sure what
that meant, like it was a steamer.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Was a steamer. You can smell it just by saying.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yes, we're a little too honest with y'all. Sometimes I
think it's what the deal is. Okay. Uh you know
back in the day when I was growing up and uh, well,
I started to notice changes, if you know what I'm saying.
Oh boy, there were three women that I saw on
television that made my heart race and my part swell.
Speaker 11 (44:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
One was Shirley Jones. Now I'm talking about Shirley Jones
way before The Partridge Family.
Speaker 8 (44:24):
Okay, oh yeah, yesterday was Shirley Jones' Day. On TBS.
They kept showing all these Shirley Jones movies. Really, yes,
you missed out the Carousel us.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I could have had a whack fat yeah, because that's
where I saw, I thought she was gorgeous. Then there
was Mary Tyler Moore. Oh yeah, she was cute who
looked like the hot mom of your friend who's house
you wanted to go to, not just to play with
your friend, but to imagine playing with his mom.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
So was it from the Mary Tyler Moore Show or
the Dick Van Dyke Show that.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
You Dick Dan die o? Mary Tyler came in a
long long time. And the third one was this woman
right here who turned ninety four years old over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (45:10):
I've really been looking forward to this.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Say hello to Jeanie herself.
Speaker 19 (45:15):
Barbara Eden, Hello, Barbara, George, Jim, This is Bo and
this is Jim, and I want to say hi, Jeanie.
Speaker 11 (45:24):
Hi, thank you. It's Barbara, Jean It's.
Speaker 10 (45:26):
Okay, barbig Barbarageane, Barbigine you bets it.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Here she is the woman who awakened my hormones when
I was twelve years old. Whoa oh boy, even then,
I mean not because of the little outfit you were
wearing and everything.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
They really made you cover up your navel, didn't they.
Speaker 16 (45:45):
Yeah, NBC did, but it took a long time for
them to even find out I had one. Actually, George
Slaughter wanted to premiere my navel on laugh In. That
would have been great out and they suddenly went, no,
you know you can't do it.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Okay, Well, I was twelve years old when I dream
of Jeanie came out, And even at twelve years old,
I still thought, here's a man who has a genie,
a magical genie that can do anything just by a
little that you did on the show. And he doesn't
want her around. And I said, man, it wasn't your
(46:21):
TV show.
Speaker 11 (46:22):
If I had, it wouldn't be funny.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
That would do well, it wouldn't be funny, but I
would show up rubbed the limp many times.
Speaker 6 (46:31):
I like that you had a great career.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I mean I've been around on television.
Speaker 19 (46:36):
I mean the earliest I remember you was on the
Andy Griffith Show in the Manicurist episode.
Speaker 11 (46:41):
Oh you remember that?
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh yeah, it was so cute. Listen, listen, Jimmy has
things floating around in his head. I'm scared of it.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
You know.
Speaker 11 (46:50):
I love doing that show.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Also remember the Harper Valley Pta movie. Huh yeah, I
love doing that.
Speaker 11 (46:59):
It's great. Yeh.
Speaker 19 (47:00):
Then the series you sang a couple of songs during
that series, too.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Didn't you.
Speaker 11 (47:04):
I guess I did. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Speaking of singing a song.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Guess what we found? Barbara? What do you ready for this?
Please tell me you can hear that?
Speaker 7 (47:17):
Whats up?
Speaker 9 (47:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Got to come down?
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Sing it? Jeannie spinning Weed, got to go out?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh yeah, cry and sin cry the painted pony lips.
David Clayton Thomas is so jealous he can't stand it.
Speaker 11 (47:39):
Where did you get that?
Speaker 6 (47:40):
Why did we get that on the internet? See, you
didn't get anything on the internet.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
I bet we could even find your belly button on
the internet.
Speaker 11 (47:47):
That was on my That was in my Las Vegas act. Actually,
oh it was.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
You did a Vegas act really?
Speaker 11 (47:54):
Oh? Oh for seven years?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Please tell me you came out of a bottle? No?
Speaker 11 (48:00):
Oh, I had Bob Maggie beads. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh, look out, well you got a book out called
Genie Out of the Bottle.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
Now.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
I don't know what kind of dirt you dish. But
were you and Larry Hagman pretty good friends during the.
Speaker 16 (48:12):
Show, Yes, we were. He was a great guy, very talented.
He was he was troubled during that time that, you know,
kept things lively. I'll tell you kept me awake.
Speaker 19 (48:23):
Oh and guess what boat was? She was Inflaming star
with Elvis. Oh man, did you.
Speaker 6 (48:28):
Go out on the day with a king?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (48:32):
Did he hit on me?
Speaker 11 (48:33):
I was? I was married? Remember oh co.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Cheese, Michael and Sara. I remember I used to watch
Broken Arrow when I was a kid, and.
Speaker 16 (48:41):
Elvis was thinking about getting married to the girl in Germany.
He never mentioned her name, but he asked me how
it was to be married and be working and be
an actress and have a husband who was an actor,
and was it tough? And we had long talks about that.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Oh man, can you come out of a bottle for me?
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Baby? He's wait.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Here's what else I heard? I heard daisi Arnez even
hit on you. Of course he would have hit on
anything with a pulse.
Speaker 11 (49:06):
But he couldn't find me.
Speaker 16 (49:08):
I was hiding, you're hiding from I was hiding from.
Speaker 19 (49:14):
Jeanne because his then wife Lucille Ball wanted to mentor
you didn't she Yes.
Speaker 11 (49:20):
She did. She was wonderful, just wonderful. She Actually I'll
tell you something.
Speaker 16 (49:26):
It was my third job in Hollywood and I was
trying to do everything really right and keep out of
the way. And I had been warned before I went
on that show about Daisy, so I did literally hide
from him. But Lucy one day looked at me and said,
it was my costume. I had my costume on. She said,
do you like that dress? And I said, oh, yes, yes,
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it's fine.
Speaker 11 (49:48):
Fine.
Speaker 16 (49:49):
Anything would have been fine, and birlapsack would have been fine,
you know, especially on you. She said no, she said
take it off. And I took it off, and she
and her friend sat there and made that dress prettier.
Two of them put little sparkly things all over the
dress just to make it pretty.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Or as we call them here in Texas. Do dads
a little?
Speaker 11 (50:07):
Do dad?
Speaker 13 (50:08):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (50:09):
But the fact that she did it herself and to
make me look better, it was just a wonderful thing.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Okay, tell me the John F. Kennedy story. Tell me
what happened there.
Speaker 16 (50:20):
Oh well, I had done a series called How to
Marry a Millionaire with two other girls, and we were
on the tour, and we were in New York City.
Speaker 11 (50:28):
At the end of the tour.
Speaker 16 (50:29):
I was standing at the candy counter what is now
JFK and a man came over to me and I
must tell you prefaces.
Speaker 11 (50:37):
We all had rented mink coats crap.
Speaker 16 (50:43):
Oh yeah, well we didn't have any, you know, the
studio had to rent them for us. So this man
came over and said, who are you with? I said,
twentieth Century Fox and he said no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 11 (50:53):
Who's with you? Who's with you?
Speaker 16 (50:54):
I said, Booker McLay and I pointed to the man
who was with us on the tour from Fox. And
then Booker came over to me and said, would you
like to meet Senator Kennedy.
Speaker 11 (51:04):
I don't care. I was twenty years old. What did
I know. I didn't know who Senator Kennedy was.
Speaker 6 (51:09):
Well, he knew who you were.
Speaker 16 (51:11):
So we went and I didn't know who I was.
He just saw me there. So we went to a
little room, private room, and the man who had approached me,
and I believe it was Pierre Salinger, said.
Speaker 9 (51:22):
I want you to meet the next president of the
United States like that, and I blinked and I said hello,
and he said hello, and that was the end of it,
I thought.
Speaker 16 (51:33):
And then when I got on the plane, I put
my hand in my pocket and there was a little
note there with a phone number, and please call.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Jfk Oh and don't tell jack A whatever you do.
Speaker 16 (51:45):
But no, I just you know, I threw it away
because I didn't know.
Speaker 11 (51:50):
Oh well, I really, I was so dumb.
Speaker 19 (51:54):
There's a lot of great stories in your book, Jeannie,
out of the bottle, and we hope you sell a
million copies.
Speaker 6 (51:59):
Yes, out of the bottle, so too, Barbara.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Wait a minute, here we go again, Barbara eating everybody?
Speaker 7 (52:05):
Barbara, what's up?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Starting down?
Speaker 14 (52:10):
Thank you, Barbara, You're welcome, Bye bye, not trouble crying.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
That's right, the lady that awakened my hormones when I
was twelve years old.
Speaker 6 (52:27):
I know you're a beautiful lady. I mean, come on,
you would have rubbed that lamp, wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yes, I will? You bet your ass you would. I'm
sorry I was having a dream about Barbara.
Speaker 6 (52:43):
I bet you were.
Speaker 7 (52:44):
I was still rubbing that Jeanie bottle.
Speaker 6 (52:48):
Arene you damn right?
Speaker 2 (52:49):
I am bless her?
Speaker 6 (52:50):
Alright, alright.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Delta Airlines and United Airlines were just sued by passengers
who claim they paid extra money to sit in a
window seat, only to find themselves placed in seats next
to a blank wall.
Speaker 7 (53:09):
That has happened to me before as it really, yes,
and I hate it.
Speaker 8 (53:13):
Well, the window that's supposed to be there is closer
to the seat, so you really can't look out it.
Speaker 7 (53:19):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Well. You know, if you pay for a window seat, good,
goodn you want to mine.
Speaker 7 (53:24):
I didn't know you could sue.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yes, the complaints say some Boying seven thirty seven, Bowling
seven fifty seven, and Airbus A three twenty one planes
contain seats that would normally contain windows, but lack them
because of the placement of air conditioning ducks, electrical conduits,
or other components. Passengers say Delta and United do not
(53:47):
flag these seats during the booking process.
Speaker 7 (53:51):
And it does cost more to get a windows.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Oh yes it does, even when charging tens or occasionally
hundreds of dollars for them. You pay that kind of
money extra for your ticket and you don't get a
window at your seat that's supposed to be a window seat.
Speaker 7 (54:07):
Ye, false advertising, folks.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
That's something that doesn't exist. No, really, exactly exactly.
Speaker 8 (54:12):
Speaking of airlines, bo Southwest Airlines will soon require travelers
who don't fit within the arm rest of their seat.
Speaker 7 (54:19):
To pay for an extra seat in advance.
Speaker 8 (54:23):
It's part of a string of recent changes Southwest is
making now. The new rule is going to go into
effect January twenty seventh of next year, the same day
that Southwest Airline starts as signing seats, and that's part
of the reason why they're implementing this new change. Currently,
plus sized passengers can either pay for an extra seat
in advance, with the option of getting that money back later,
(54:46):
or they can request a free extra seat at the airport.
Under the carrier's new policy, a refund is still possible,
but no longer guaranteed. Southwest says it will still refund
a second ticket under its new policy for extra seating
if the flight isn't fully booked at the time of departure,
if both of the passengers tickets were purchased in the
(55:07):
same booking class. Now, the passenger also needs to request
the refund within ninety days of the flight. If a
passenger who needs an extra seat does not purchase one
ahead of time, they will be required by one at
the airport, and if the flight is full, the passenger
is going to be rebooked onto a new flight.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Why don't you just have a blood resection smoking section
that they used to have surging section. Yet they still
have ash trays on air.
Speaker 7 (55:38):
Yes they do on the older models, Yes they do.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
I want to see a blood reception next time comes out.
Speaker 10 (55:45):
Don't look in the ash trays either. There might not
be butts in there, but there's gum oh guarantee. Yeah,
and if you touch it you'll never get it off.
In Hawaii, the Kilawayo volcano erupted again or should I
say it resumed having a big tissy fit Friday. It
(56:05):
shot an arc of lava one hundred feet into the
air over the island, and it was Kilaweya's thirty first
eruption of molten rock since last December. Damn, that's a
bunch to have to worry about in your backyard.
Speaker 14 (56:18):
You know.
Speaker 10 (56:19):
An appropriately high frequency for one of the world's most
active volcano is known. Probably made some people live in
the I think maybe living on the mainland isn't such
a bad idea after all. The North vent at the
summit crater began continuously spattering in the morning, and then
lava overflowed a few hours later. The event started shooting
lava fountains in the afternoon, and the eruption was contained
(56:43):
within the summit crater. No homes were threatened. There was
no fires or destruction. We're still putting Maui back together,
I guess from recent fires out there. A few lucky
residents and visitors had a front row view at Hawaii
Volcanos National Park. Hundreds of thousands more will be watching
popular live streams. Those are made possible by three camera
angles set up on this bitchy volcano by the US
(57:05):
Geological Survey.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Not only I want to live next to a volcano
like cool, Well, here's something else. A mandatory evacuation remained
in effect last night within a one mile radius of
Smitty's Supply lubricant factories in Roseland, Louisiana. What happened there, Well,
(57:29):
there is an explosion there on Friday. About eight hundred
residents were affected, with forty two people in shelters. The
Louisiana State Police said yesterday that the fire was ninety
percent contained, but it did continue burning. No injuries have
been reported among the four hundred plant workers or surrounding residents.
(57:49):
In fact, p did he fainted when he heard no
blessing heart? Okay, so we got some pend Queen's.
Speaker 7 (58:01):
Run, Pa, Queen's right.
Speaker 19 (58:04):
What do we have?
Speaker 2 (58:05):
Pantara BLK Western Video Cars? All right, I give up.
We got stopped just to stick around Dallas host Classic
Ronk Loan Star ninety two five. Hey, sometimes Tom Petty
just wants to be alone and not bothered. No one, Okay,
first thing? Who want our tickets to go see Pantera?
(58:28):
Mark Hill.
Speaker 6 (58:29):
He's in Rio Vista, Texas. Where is that sounds fancy.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
Doesn't it?
Speaker 7 (58:34):
Somewhere in Texas?
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Oh? Really, thanks for that information. I'll sleep better.
Speaker 8 (58:39):
I don't know exactly where Rio Vista is, but it
must be close to a river, because that's what Rio is.
Oh okay, and vista means view of the river.
Speaker 6 (58:48):
We're narrowing it down. Well, we're getting there.
Speaker 2 (58:52):
We just got to figure out which river is being viewed.
Shouldn't be too hard, shouldn't No, no way. Oh, we
gotta say happy birthday to somebody. Here's a guy I
worked with for many years at Q one ZH two.
He was a sales guy of course, in programming, Tom Kincaid,
(59:13):
and we were good friends. His daughter Priscilla works.
Speaker 8 (59:16):
Here, that's right, and she always tells me how much
her dad just loves Bo Roberts.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Well, we were good friends for a long time. I
hardly ever see the guy anymore. But I've known Priscilla
since she was a little kid.
Speaker 7 (59:28):
Well, happy birthday, Tom.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
I mean this was back in the eighties and early nineties.
Priscilla's little kid. He's huge. Now Jordan, oh god, big boy.
He's like thirty five or something.
Speaker 7 (59:41):
When he was like a toddler.
Speaker 8 (59:43):
Because Priscilla and I judged a dog costume contest in Grapevine.
Speaker 7 (59:48):
And she brought Jordan along. And now Jordan's all grown up.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
A dog costume contest.
Speaker 8 (59:55):
Yes, it was the best, especially today on National Dog Day.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Oh that's right, so it was was it the best
or the stupidest?
Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
The best?
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Okay, the best, stupidest one? Okay, never mind. By the way,
Ask this Stuff Day tomorrow. So if you've got a question,
call the Asked this Stuff outline, leave your question there
two one four eight six six eighty six hundred and
we'll play choose you do see you pick your ticket.
And no theme this time. No no theme because last
week was Eating Alive. I remember that was that was
(01:00:27):
so funny. Listen to Well They're all good. When you
read stuff out of the weekly World News.
Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
My favorite is theme week, but there's no theme tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Nope, you'll just have to wait till we get back
from our Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
So the sex Pistols are coming to town.
Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
They're going to play the Long horn Ball I'm sorry,
the Historic Long horn Ballroom on September sixteenth, And JEFFK
has your ticket.
Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
So we just wrapped up the lone star ticket window.
Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
Well, JEFFK is going to open it up again this
afternoon around four thirty five, right after he wraps up
an hour of NonStop classic music for your workday. So
that's around four to thirty five right here on lone
start ninety two to five.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
All right, when we're saying sharif, don't it say something
that doesn't mean anything, go ahead, rock the coosbo.
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I mean he's just like he was making stuff up
on the side.
Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Kind of like we do every day.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Damn right, let the tradition continue to have a body tomorrow,
ask a stuff day. I can't wait to see what
we're going to learn.
Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
We're already getting some great questions.
Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yeah, you guys never let us down. All right, let's
stop time wasters here because we feel like wasting some time.
Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com. So the long and rocky relationship road for
the three members of the Police just got a little
bit rockier. Bou Roberts, drummer Stuart Copeland and guitarist Andy
Summers have filed a lawsuit against Stay, alleging that they've
gotten shafted over the band's biggest hit, Every Breath You Take.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Now.
Speaker 8 (01:02:06):
According to The Daily Mail, Sting earns nearly seven hundred
and fifty thousand dollars a year in royalties from the
nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
Hits from that one song.
Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
Yes, but Stuart Copeland and Andy Summers get squatted nada,
and they alleged that they did not receive either co
writing credits on a.
Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
Song or any of the royalties.
Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
Now here's Andy Summers talking about how this simple rift
that he came up with brought Every Breath You Take
to life.
Speaker 20 (01:02:36):
It was a song that Sting brought in and he
had a huge synthesizer part for it that obviously wasn't working.
We had the tempo and the rhythm and where it
was going. But what we got down first was the
bason drums to a simple classic part, and then we
tried so many different things on it, and sing just
said to me, going in and make it your own.
So I went in and immediately played this figure that
I'd come up with and stopped everyone down in their
(01:02:58):
tracks because the minute I put that katar thing on,
the whole thing fell into place. Just with katabas and drums,
we had it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
You know, because sometimes when a band comes out with
a song, they all have helped putting it together. Yes, exactly,
even though maybe one person just gets credit for writing
it because he was there when it was time to
fill out the form.
Speaker 14 (01:03:17):
You know.
Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
That was a big problem for Lou Graham of Foreigner
and Nick Jones, now a spokeswoman for Sting, denies that
the lawsuit is related to every breath you take, but
would not elaborate on the case. We'll keep you posted
on that drama. Bon Jovi's Tico Torres has recent social
media reports about him retiring from the band not true.
He calls Bs, currently in his forty second year with
(01:03:40):
bon Jovi. The seventy one year old drummer addressed the
rumors with a video that he posted on the band's
social media accounts, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Here to dispel a lot of rumors that I've read.
Speaker 6 (01:03:51):
People calling me up say, did you retire from music
from the band? Well, no, I have no idea how
this stuff starts.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Yes, I'm going to put some music behind me so
it'll have more impact.
Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
He goes on to explain in that social media post
that he and the band are still in their prime
and that they're still making music.
Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
I mean, the best we've ever seen is what he's saying.
Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
John bon Jovi's well documented vocal problems, of course, have
largely kept bon Jovi off the road in recent years.
Pete Townsend of The Who says he recently escaped an
addiction to prescription painkillers. The eighty year old rocker, who
had battled various addictions across his career, says he'd been
sober for over thirty years, but then he had knee
(01:04:35):
surgery at the beginning of this year and became dependent
on pain pills.
Speaker 7 (01:04:40):
We have that full story up on our page.
Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
Three members of The Go Gos, Jane Whedland, Charlotte Caffey
and Gina Shank performed at a private backyard charity concert
through past Saturday in LA and they were joined by
a handful of celebrities, including North Texas's own Lisa Lobe,
friend of the show, comedian Margaret Chow and Ja Jack Black,
who actually joined the Go Gos on this makeshift stage
(01:05:04):
in the backyard to sing we got the beat and
we have the.
Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
Video up to prove it. It's up on our page. Finally,
you had one job, dude.
Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
A guy was hired to paint Credit Union on the
curb in the parking lot outside of a Credit Union
business in Austin, Texas. Unfortunately, this guy apparently didn't know
how to spell, so instead of painting Credit Union in
all of the parking spots in front of the Credit Union,
he painted credit.
Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
Onion credit over and over and over.
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Wait a minute, that's a totally different letter to start
out the difference at work.
Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
But apparently he didn't know.
Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Check out the video on the Bon and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot.
Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Com Fellow Forwards Classic Rock Loan Star ninety two VI. Well,
there it goes, another toy Box Tuesday into the old files. There,
that's our last Tuesday show for a couple of weeks.
Oh that's right.
Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
Yeah, next Tuesday, we're taking an extra DAK.
Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
I know y'all get mad when we do that, but.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
We're a building.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
We need the rest, Yes we do.
Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
Y'all will survive. You'll make it, You'll survive.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Thank you, Thank you, Gloria.
Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Again.
Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
I appreciate that very much.
Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
So up next is our after show decompression session. We
don't know how it's gonna go.
Speaker 10 (01:06:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
We don't even know if we'll be doing the right
thing by saying something that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
I might be napping during the decompressive.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Come on, you got a particulate look like everybody? Ill?
Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Tired, tired, happen? Happy National Dog Day to everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Oh, I'm gonna go home and give Cubby a little
treat for National We should.
Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
All dogs get extra treats today. That's a happy belated
birthday to Gene Simmons.
Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Oh yeah, and Barbara Eaton. Yeah, toy Box turned ninety
four over the waik she still looks good.
Speaker 11 (01:07:08):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I have a question for you about Barbara Eaton.
Speaker 10 (01:07:10):
Sure, do you still get a little squirreling and tingling
whenever you hear what goes up.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Not so much.
Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
I do want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
They make when she cast a spell.
Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
When she bobs her head, he goes, I.
Speaker 10 (01:07:29):
Say, I wish you'd bob What goes up must come down.
It's kind of a dirty song, so I thought, maybe
it's still turn you on. What goes up must come down,
kind of like your draw.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Come on, I re all right, So we'll see you
on the after show decompression session. See you on the
show enough show tomorrow where it'll be ask Us Stuff
Day and we'll all learn a bunch of stuff that
probably won't do us any good, but you'll have that
knowledge in case the question comes up on Final Jeopard.
Speaker 13 (01:08:03):
Very true.
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
We won't.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
We won't win you anything, no, no, but we will
play Choose your Dues tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
Yeah, buddy, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
We'll see you then.
Speaker 8 (01:08:12):
Bye.
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