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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
flapping their gums. Okay, we're here, we're done with this show.
I can throw this ship.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Are you throwing the whole show away?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
No, the show has already been thrown away when we're
already doing his notes. I guess my notes just stuff
I wanted to remind y'all of.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
So many things going on.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right, I got weather bug up here, you guys,
and I'm picking the Uless forecast because that's sort of
in the middle of the metroplex right near DFWN.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I guess DFW International Airport is the official Okay, that's
mark which we're supposed to hit one hundred degrees today.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, it looks like the forecast calls for a one
o two mean temperature bucko Wait index.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well then it's one hundred and night degrees. Yeah, whatever,
I don't give a ship. If you say the one
hundred night well, then damn it. It's one hundred night degrees.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Feels like it. That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We're finally cracking these triple digit numbers.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well, it's August, so you know the other day. It's
as long as it's not the eighties.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yep, No, we got off easy, Yes we did.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I remember going to oz Fest in the month of
August one year, and we were walking like a combination
of walking dead walkers and people in their nineties. We're
just walking around, had hardly any clothes on, had like
surf trunks and a sleeveless but it's so hot and
the air is so thick with steam and humidity. You're
(01:33):
walking around, you're taking little baby steps like remember the
old guy Tim Conway used to play. Yeah, that's how
we were walking in oz Fest when we went in August.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But you're good for going in August.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
We had to go, dude. Yeah, August I think is
the worst that had.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's the hottest month for those in the Northern Hemisphere,
and it's the coldest month August for those in the
Southern hemisphere. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's a fact, Jack.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's because of the tilt of the earth. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
So it's wintertime right now in the Southern Hemisphere, in
Brazil and in Argentina, and they're.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Going, hey, man, you must have tilted the deal their
way because it's cold as ship down here. Mama, Yeah,
you can go ski right now.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You can go skiing in Argentina if you wanted to. Wow,
there's snow in the mountains.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
No, I think I've injured my legs enough.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, yeah, you should probably stay on solid ground.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I've heard it's a different kind of snow in the
mountains in South America, and it's there all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah. Yeah, Columbia. Yeah, and it's one hundred and twenty
a gram too.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You don't really hear about the cocaine trade from Columbia anymore?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What's going on there.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
They all mess. Yeah, it's all about the men, which
is worse. Really, Yeah, it is, because your teeth fall
out and shit.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's stuff that they found under the kitchen sink.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So let's put this together. I remember that story earlier
about the guy who fell asleep after smoking myth and
the cops came.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You've been up a long time. If you pass out
after smoking methamphetamine, because.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's my god, I'll make you bounce off the walls
of a house two blocks away. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, wow, and I hear. I don't know if this
is true or not. I need to do my chemistry
homework before I open my mouth. But I hear a
base ingredient in methamphetamine is kerosene.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I know that a lot of the allergy medication was
put and locked behind clo yes, yeah, because of making
meth Yeah, and like the had aciditone and anything that
was under the kitchen scenk.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Remember contact those little yeah, little capsules for cold I
heard if you pick out the yellow ones, yeah, no,
and do it about three or four pills, you'll trip
like it's on acid. O. God. No, First of all,
I ain't gonna do something like that. Too much work,
too much work.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You gotta be really desperate to check out. Yeah, they
get just the yellow ones.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You gotta be past seeds and stems. You don't have
ship if that's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I'll never forget the first time someone gave me et
cetern for my migraine. I was tripping out so bad.
I was like bouncing off the walls. I had to
get a ride home because I couldn't drive.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I was so PM or just regular etc. For migraine.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
All those PM over the counter drugs kicked my ass
just like a horse kicked me into bed.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, or rough, I do like my sleep age though,
what do you do? I take tres doon.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh my okay, yeah, that'll.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's a prescription medication. Yes it is, yeah, because I
do melotonin.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Out from Walmart, and just to make sure, I also
take half a unison to go with it. Oh my gosh, listen,
I can't fall asleep for shit, I really can't. I
have to have some help and God, otherwise I'll sit
there and I'll stare at the goddamn ceiling.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
When we were little in my dad's twin brother, my
uncle Tony, who we absolutely loved, and he was a pediatrician,
So I can't believe that he used to sing this
song to us at bedtime when we were little. I
must have been like three or four years old, but
I still remember what was like, take summon x tonight
and sleep, Sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Sleep, Sleep, give yourself a golf club.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I mean, he was a pediatrician. Why is he singing
this to little kids?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I can't wait till I grow up? Can I take
some souven for sleep? Sleep? Tree?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You know, they have a clinic named after him here
in Dallas park It's a Parkland Hospital clinic and it's
the Daharo Saldvark clinic because he was one of the
first Hispanic doctors here in North Texas.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, so, but I always think of that when I'm
going to sleep. Take someon next I wonder whatever happened.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
To he sings the Salmonex theme song to.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You because he was pushing drugs on it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I remember in George Lopez's stand up comedy set he
would talk about threatening to give the kids that night
Night juice. You don't go to sleep, I'm gonna give
you the night night juice to sleep. What is that liquid? Uh?
What's the banner drail liquid? Banner drill? I think is
what they threatened to give the kids if they won't
(06:41):
go to bed.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I also have some zequel. You can have mine.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Really, oh god, that'll help knock you out like shit.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't like the way it makes you feel. It's
like two really strong hands are forcing you down into
your bed.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, that's what I need. I've got to sleep. I
can't stand not being able to sleep when it's time.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
To I'm with you because then you start going. Okay,
if I go to sleep right now, I'll have three hours. Yeah,
if I go to sleep, right now. I'll get two
hours of sleep.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Listen, we have a ten a m. Appointment, so we're
gonna have to wrap this.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh hell yeah. We got to get you guys going.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yep, and we'll be back tomorrow for the show. Enough show,
so call you ask your stuff offline two one four
eighty six six eighty six hundred. Leave us some questions
and we'll get right to them. Okay, okay, yeah, ah.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Be good.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Take some of the next two ninetys.
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
flapping their gums. Okay, we're here, we're done with this show.
I can throw this ship.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Are you throwing the whole show away?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
No, the show has already been thrown away when we're
already doing his notes. I guess my notes just stuff
I wanted to remind y'all of.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
So many things going on.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right, I got weather bug up here, you guys,
and I'm picking the Uless forecast because that's sort of
in the middle of the metroplex right near DFWN.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I guess DFW International Airport is the official Okay, that's
mark which we're supposed to hit one hundred degrees today.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, it looks like the forecast calls for a one
o two mean temperature bucko Wait index.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well then it's one hundred and night degrees. Yeah, whatever,
I don't give a ship. If you say the one
hundred night well, then damn it. It's one hundred night degrees.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Feels like it. That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We're finally cracking these triple digit numbers.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well, it's August, so you know the other day. It's
as long as it's not the eighties.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yep, No, we got off easy, Yes we did.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I remember going to oz Fest in the month of
August one year, and we were walking like a combination
of walking dead walkers and people in their nineties. We're
just walking around, had hardly any clothes on, had like
surf trunks and a sleeveless but it's so hot and
the air is so thick with steam and humidity. You're
(01:33):
walking around, you're taking little baby steps like remember the
old guy Tim Conway used to play. Yeah, that's how
we were walking in oz Fest when we went in August.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But you're good for going in August.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
We had to go, dude. Yeah, August I think is
the worst that had.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's the hottest month for those in the Northern Hemisphere,
and it's the coldest month August for those in the
Southern hemisphere. Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's a fact, Jack.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's because of the tilt of the earth. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
So it's wintertime right now in the Southern Hemisphere, in
Brazil and in Argentina, and they're.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Going, hey, man, you must have tilted the deal their
way because it's cold as ship down here. Mama, Yeah,
you can go ski right now.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You can go skiing in Argentina if you wanted to. Wow,
there's snow in the mountains.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
No, I think I've injured my legs enough.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, yeah, you should probably stay on solid ground.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I've heard it's a different kind of snow in the
mountains in South America, and it's there all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah. Yeah, Columbia. Yeah, and it's one hundred and twenty
a gram too.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You don't really hear about the cocaine trade from Columbia anymore?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What's going on there.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
They all mess. Yeah, it's all about the men, which
is worse. Really, Yeah, it is, because your teeth fall
out and shit.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's stuff that they found under the kitchen sink.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So let's put this together. I remember that story earlier
about the guy who fell asleep after smoking myth and
the cops came.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You've been up a long time. If you pass out
after smoking methamphetamine, because.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's my god, I'll make you bounce off the walls
of a house two blocks away. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, wow, and I hear. I don't know if this
is true or not. I need to do my chemistry
homework before I open my mouth. But I hear a
base ingredient in methamphetamine is kerosene.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I know that a lot of the allergy medication was
put and locked behind clo yes, yeah, because of making
meth Yeah, and like the had aciditone and anything that
was under the kitchen scenk.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Remember contact those little yeah, little capsules for cold I
heard if you pick out the yellow ones, yeah, no,
and do it about three or four pills, you'll trip
like it's on acid. O. God. No, First of all,
I ain't gonna do something like that. Too much work,
too much work.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You gotta be really desperate to check out. Yeah, they
get just the yellow ones.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You gotta be past seeds and stems. You don't have
ship if that's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I'll never forget the first time someone gave me et
cetern for my migraine. I was tripping out so bad.
I was like bouncing off the walls. I had to
get a ride home because I couldn't drive.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I was so PM or just regular etc. For migraine.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
All those PM over the counter drugs kicked my ass
just like a horse kicked me into bed.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, or rough, I do like my sleep age though,
what do you do? I take tres doon.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh my okay, yeah, that'll.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's a prescription medication. Yes it is, yeah, because I
do melotonin.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Out from Walmart, and just to make sure, I also
take half a unison to go with it. Oh my gosh, listen,
I can't fall asleep for shit, I really can't. I
have to have some help and God, otherwise I'll sit
there and I'll stare at the goddamn ceiling.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
When we were little in my dad's twin brother, my
uncle Tony, who we absolutely loved, and he was a pediatrician,
So I can't believe that he used to sing this
song to us at bedtime when we were little. I
must have been like three or four years old, but
I still remember what was like, take summon x tonight
and sleep, Sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Sleep, Sleep, give yourself a golf club.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I mean, he was a pediatrician. Why is he singing
this to little kids?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I can't wait till I grow up? Can I take
some souven for sleep? Sleep? Tree?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You know, they have a clinic named after him here
in Dallas park It's a Parkland Hospital clinic and it's
the Daharo Saldvark clinic because he was one of the
first Hispanic doctors here in North Texas.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, so, but I always think of that when I'm
going to sleep. Take someon next I wonder whatever happened.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
To he sings the Salmonex theme song to.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You because he was pushing drugs on it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I remember in George Lopez's stand up comedy set he
would talk about threatening to give the kids that night
Night juice. You don't go to sleep, I'm gonna give
you the night night juice to sleep. What is that liquid? Uh?
What's the banner drail liquid? Banner drill? I think is
what they threatened to give the kids if they won't
(06:41):
go to bed.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I also have some zequel. You can have mine.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Really, oh god, that'll help knock you out like shit.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't like the way it makes you feel. It's
like two really strong hands are forcing you down into
your bed.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, that's what I need. I've got to sleep. I
can't stand not being able to sleep when it's time.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
To I'm with you because then you start going. Okay,
if I go to sleep right now, I'll have three hours. Yeah,
if I go to sleep, right now. I'll get two
hours of sleep.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Listen, we have a ten a m. Appointment, so we're
gonna have to wrap this.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh hell yeah. We got to get you guys going.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yep, and we'll be back tomorrow for the show. Enough show,
so call you ask your stuff offline two one four
eighty six six eighty six hundred. Leave us some questions
and we'll get right to them. Okay, okay, yeah, ah.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Be good.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Take some of the next two ninetys.
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