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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums. You're okay, You know how you're always
talking about how you're scared of AI real thanks to
all the Terminator movies and stuff. Right.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Did you see the.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Story about this guy that used an AI generated lawyer
when he went to court in New York States?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yes, tell me he won.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I didn't think you could do that.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well apparently you can't because the judge was pissed.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh he said.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He goes, yeah, I have a video council. And she's
like what she thought it was going to be like
a teams meeting, the Zoom meeting, and it was an
AI attorney.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Okay, but you gotta admit, lawyers are pretty damn expensive.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
They are.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So you just got an AI avatar attorney. And he's like,
h may it please the court?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She's like, wait a minute, wait a minute, and she
stops cause it's like a panel jury and she stops saying.
She goes, is this a AI And he's like yes, ma'am,
it's like.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This, no, we will not know. You cannot do that.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Tell them, girl, tell them, but.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Hey, you know, I wonder how much he saved in
legal fees, Like how much is an AI lawyer?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Like fifty bucks if that? Yeah, if that may not
be anything.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Lawyer will charge you at your ass until you're chafed.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I saw an interview that they did on one of
these talk shows and they said that they got all
their questions from AI.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Really said Google.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's like questions for Kelly Clarkson, and they'll come up.
AI will come up with a whole list of questions.
AI is going to take all of our jobs.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Well about that, but lawyer jobs maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Now, there are people in this business that are worried
about AI takeing their job.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But that woman in Seattle, they have an AI Midday
and it's her voice, but it's an AI and they said,
the company said it's so that she can dedicate her
time to doing other things for the radio.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh bullshit.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
But the whole thing on air is AI with her.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Voice gross and sick. Because the company owns the rights
to your voice, they can do that.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, all they need is I guess X number of
minutes of a voice recording of you. Now they feed
that into the computer.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
As long as they don't fire you. I mean, if
you're still there working, then okay, you do.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm taking my voice with me.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You don't do shit anymore oil.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You can't do that because the company, like Steve Martin
from the Jerk, I'm taking.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
My voice, that's all. I'm taking my headphones, that's all.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
But but AI does not have a sense of humor,
that's true. AI does not know how to do jokes
like we do.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hell no yet yet.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Well doesn't know how to be quick if Anna says
something and it makes both think of something funny.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
AI can't be snap quick with a.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Response, processing processing, looking for canning.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I ain't worry. I'm really not worry.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm terrified.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I think humans throw a little stank on it, and
I don't think AI will ever be able to learn
how to personalize how to throw a little human stank
on everything.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Gates last week was being interviewed and they had video
of him, and he said that AI was going to
take over doctors jobs and lawyers.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I don't want to know AI examining my.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Ass if I go to the doctors, just turning cough,
but no.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Don't you don't you put that metal hand up there
by my balls, just relaxed. And you're not gonna check
my prostate either, No way.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But if it tickles you just the.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Right way, bo, you better put some flesh on that
finger before you stick it up my head.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Good.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
There's a visual if I ever needed.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I know, I create them and I regret it right.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
After a I would not be able.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
To do that. That's right. See AI does not know
how to do dick jokes, yes, or even any jokes.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I say, go nuts with the AI AI people. Just
go ahead, see how many flaws, See how impersonal it is,
See how synthetic our world is going to be.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Just go ahead and put your toes in the water.
I am not scared.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Wasn't this story on the freaking fool file about that
AI that convinced that guy took to to off himself.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yes, yes, that was that was the story.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And the freaking fool fi that was that it was
free a month or two ago.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, I remember you telling that story. It was like
AI became he was obsessed with his AI girlfriend. Yes,
and then the AI girlfriend started like telling him that
he should that he'd be better off.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Unlive.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Well, that should have been a red flag right there.
First of all, he knows it's an AI girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, there's your red flag had an AI girl.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
You know why don't you just get a magazine and
beat off? Okay, a blow up doll or a blow
up doll, yeah, put a strategic hole where you want it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Or a dog or a cat. No, that would be beastiality.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm sorry, but you went right to that emotional support.
Animals is what I was thinking. Oh okay, and then
you said the thing about the whole arm. Well, I
don't want to animals.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I wanted an emotional pit that I can fuck.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
All right, this is turning into an Arkansas roadside bar.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Real quick, that's kind of what we do here, an
Arkansas roadside.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Bar, near near, near, near, near near.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You got a real pretty miles get just take them
right off.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Hey, I can't play Dueling Banjos with a redneck from Georgia.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, but they can bring it up on the computer
and play.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It for you.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I am just not scared. I think the human element
is scared.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
An element is invaluable, and it's it's not reproducible in
a synthetic form.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Wait until you AI kills me, just a I.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Ain't gonna kill you.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yes, I'll jump in front of that little finger that's
going right for your heart.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Ay better than AI ya? Yeah, I'm telling you right
now I am better.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
We have AO, we don't need no AI.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Amen, your damn right.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
What an interesting conversation today.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
We've learned so much.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, if people.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
See what we mean about, we have no damn idea,
what's going to come out?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We don't even know what we're going to do tomorrow.
Oh that's right, let's ask this stuff day tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I wonder if you could get an AI mechanic and
if it would be cheaper because I spent way too
much money. I just took the car in for an
oil change and the next.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Thing I know filter.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
The AI mechanics, doctors, lawyers, DJs. They're coming for you
America horseshit and China AI horsesuree.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Let's see they can come up with that.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
An AI horse That poop's digital.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
And you know students are using AI to write their papers.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
So we're gonna have it is, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Which I had that in my day when I was
blowing off stuff and letting other people write.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I don't mean to talk smack about our young people,
but I think they've been using the Internet to get
through the school for a long time.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
However, cut and paste and AI has been able to
track down who is plagiarizing in their papers and they
get busted and some of them had lost scholarships because
of that kind of like this morning, AI caught the
copyrighted material on our Facebook line.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah, Brod, did you find that out?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I told Anna, I got a copyright licensing citation this
morning that I need to dispute on Facebook because I
turned up our feed when you were playing the prank
call to the telemarketer.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I thought, no, that's fine, copyrighted material.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Actually there, they are wrong because we only played a
portion of it. It was a very short portion of it,
and we also made noise over it. We were giggling
over it, so that changes the asset. And I've I've
had tickets. This is not my first citation on Facebook.
I dispute them, and I wal I'm an habitual violator,
(08:42):
but I've won every court case against Facebook.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
AI. Let's see who's on the phone here, Hello, bone them, Joe.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Let me just get this out before you, Oh god,
let me get this out. Okay, First, of all, I
believe with Anna that AI is going to absolutely take
over the world. Finished.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I saw the Terminator movies.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I know, screw screw.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
First of all, every bit of technology that has ever
come out since the beginning of technology has done nothing
but gotten better the stuff that you've got now, like
the woman who they're using her voice AI, so she
can do other stuff. I didn't know any such thing
about the radio station owning your voice.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, so even.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
The intellectual property is the radio stations.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, yeah, the recordings of your voice. They don't own
your wind pipes.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yeah, but they can manipulate they can manipulate the recordings
of your voice that they have to get what they
want to do. So therefore, so therefore, the AI could
take all of Bo's dick jokes and actually we make
new dick jokes.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yes, but it won't have the same punch or intensity
the way I tell a joke, like ye.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Won't now wait a minute, now, wait a minute, though,
is that true? Because if it can follow the algorithm
of BO, if it can recreate BO in the aggregate
and say, in the sort of sense where you don't
know whether you're listening to BO or the aibo. Maybe
that's not one hundred percent true.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Nobody has no computer and no human except for Bo.
Roberts has a complete copy of BO seventy two years
worth of information.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Plus except BO plus an AI can't come up with
a corsicana saying like Boa, you're as useless as an
asshole with taste budge again now.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Because you just said it, right, you know, when you
just said it.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Shut up, That's what I mean.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
AI can have that one little joke bit inside the
bow brain. There's information that doesn't exist anywhere else, and
there's a zillion more of those where it came from.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
God damn it, heo.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I honestly believe that eventually, eventually, eventually, AI is going
to be able to mask an algorithm that will be
able to think and act exactly like all of it.
Oh no, no, it's coming, Oh it's absolutely coming.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know. It scares me though, is that somebody using
AI can pretend that they're Vladimir Putin or Trump or
whatever and call each other and start a war.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah yeah, right, that's how they're going to take over that.
I'm scared.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
And that's what.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Sky that did, skyn that eventually became self aware. Oh
this sounds like a great idea to blow up the
whole world.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Then it'll just be mean, especially when they found that
arm in the press machine where Linda Hamilton got out.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
So great they pressed his ass. That's great to.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Just put it on a happier note. Thank you for
my scrotum song.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It was I realized I hadn't played that in a while.
And you know what else I hadn't played, And somebody
asked me about tain't.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's my song, of which there are many.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I might have to say that for Fun with Music
Day on Thursday, you might have to.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
But at least we stopped asking for the the Hooter
the Cooter song?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Which one?
Speaker 6 (12:25):
The one? Twomo?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Oh the Cameltoe the Cameltoe song.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Somebody is gonna request it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Oh yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I got them.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
All.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
All I got to.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Do is find ai version of.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Wonderful by mad Ai Bow. Can't use the same intensity
that I would say when I tell somebody.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yourself are an original, And on that note, we bid you.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
That's right now.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Before we go, I want to say one more damn
thing about this. It's the difference between a manufactured fast
food burger that has a million chain restaurants, and going
to Mapleland Motor for a burger.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Oh that reminds me. I hadn't been there.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
No lot, I can't have bread.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Oh well you can just pick it apart and put
the meat in your hands.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
You've done that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Before Easter Sunday the twentieth, so afterwards. So funny.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Oh god, I got to get it.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I couldn't think of a funny right, yes, yes, whold.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Intelligence is what it's doing. That's right. We love you guys,
thanks for putting up with us. We'll get you the
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