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(00:00):
It's the after show decompression session,doing what they do best, flapping their
gums, complain line, How canI help you? I don't watch this,
damn y'all or nothing. I ain'tlistening ever. Get in hell with
all, y'all. I love youtoo, by God, thank you so
much for colling. Y'all all goto hell no more off turn yells,
(00:27):
we godding and I ain't listened nomore. Oh my, I don't even
know if we're on or not.I'm just were Oh okay. I didn't
want to waste a good horse characterization. Yeah, I want to made you
back up and start over again ifwe weren't rolling yet, because that's good.
You can't tell me what to do. God see, once you get
(00:50):
me started, I can't stop.I love it. I love it.
So I've got my Cowboys poncho onthat I got last year at the Blood
Drive from Arascule because it's always freezingin here, but underneath I have my
Luca Don Chicks. Dude, she'swearing a sleeveless basketball jersey today. I
don't think I've ever seen Annabelle gosleeveless. Man. He's ready to whip
(01:11):
some people's asses because the Mavericks wonlast night. That's right. Did you
stay up? Bo? How longdid you stay up? Oh? I
got through about the first half andthen I was out. I was out.
I said, please God, nowlet's see tonight the Stars play,
and we hope the Stars can wintwo because we want both of our teams
(01:33):
to have won that first game intheir divisional rounds, don't you know?
Yes, it is do or die, man, It's time to go to
war on the ice. We wantsome championships. The meme that's the saddest
meme around is about the Mavericks,the Stars, the Rangers and the Cowboys,
and it talks about championships. Obig ballbuster. Which will know which
(02:00):
one of those is left out?I bet you, I know it's one
of these things, is not likethe other. It's so sad. Jerry
Jones be paying attention to those memes. I'm sure everybody and their dog has
sent him the meme. Yeah,I hope you did something. I'm sure
it passes him off a little bit. But hell, that's all right.
(02:22):
You should have had a better teamthan it. He's still raking in the
door though, I know, Iknow, all right, I got a
question for you guys. Okay,what is even scarier than having to go
to the bathroom in an office buildingrestroom that's completely in the dark. What's
(02:44):
scarier than that? What's creepier thanthat? Hearing will the door open and
footsteps walking towards you. That's prettythat's having to go to the bathroom with
the lights off anyway, and thenfeeling something warm on your legs. Day
well, I thought, and todaywe've all had to go to the bathroom
(03:06):
in the dark with a flashlight,with a flashlight in the free hand.
But here's what happened to me.I walk in there, I hit my
flashlight, I get into position,I start we wi in, flashlight goes
dead. I mean, that's straightout of a horror movie. Yeah,
there was nothing I could do,and I had to stand still, so
I knew I had my aim.You didn't have anything else in your utility
(03:29):
belts? No, that's all Ihad in the bat belt. Oh see,
it's more difficult if you're a guyat a urinal because if you were
in the toilet, you could justaim till you hear water, right right,
You don't want to feel that warmthgoing down your lane. I was
in a standing position, and allof a sudden I was completely in the
dark, and the only thing Icould hear was the sound of my own
(03:51):
wei. And I'm just hoping Ididn't blow it. Well. I always
leave my phone by the sink,huh, so I never take it into
the stall with me. But today, of course, because it was pitch
black in the ladies room, Ihad to take my phone. And I
kept thinking, I know I'm doingto drop it. I'm gonna just drop
it in the toilet. It's gonnabe so embarrassing. Oh god, But
no, I didn't. Fortunately,is there any reason why the lights are
(04:14):
off? I mean, is itjust a glitch or they just gotta be
construction related? I guess better thelights off in the restroom than not having
a connection to Bo's bunker, isall I have to say. Yeah,
Yeah, we got covered covered.There's a glitch in the matrix of but
we got it covered. Now,that's right? Doing pretty good? Man?
(04:35):
Has this week flown by? Andholy shit? Has the month of
May flown by? Is it justme? It's gonna be a god?
It seems like Maine just got started. I'm looking forward to just leaping on
Monday. Yeah, when we getback in on Tuesday, we'll be saying,
I weekend must have gone by toofast. Yeah, in the blink
(04:56):
of an eye. Annabelle's got acool gig on Saturday night at Grand Scate
too. It's it's basically a musicalwar, isn't it. It's a dueling
pianos and it's from eight until tenat Grandscape. I always love heading to
Grandscape in the colony. It's sucha great venue. And people at Grandscape
at Nebraska Furniture Mart are so awesome. So it's gonna be fun night Saturday
night. Weather should be nice too. Yeah. Yeah, there's good places
(05:20):
to eat too, Yes, thereis tons of them and a nice,
pretty manicured lawn. You can goand spread a blanket out on on you
know, if you got kids,you can pull in your room for the
strollers and and there's also VIP seatingif you want. It's a free show,
but there for a few extra bucks, you can VIP seat set up
right front and you can, likeheckle Ana, those dueling pianos. They're
(05:44):
always fun, I mean, puton such a great show and it's always
funny. Now bo are you goingto get a day pass out of Bo's
bunker this weekend? Oh hell yeah, I may come out there and see
you. That would be so Connor, now that he's graduated. I saw
Deborah's in your posts. Connor's onehandsome young fella. Of course he is.
(06:11):
Okay, all right. I hadto chime in, had to chime
that he is your first grandson tograduate from high school. Wow. Man,
you blink and they're grown up?Right? I know, I know.
I know. Makes me feel oldbecause I am old, But that's
all right. I don't give aship. Any day above ground is a
good day. I'm excited about Connorgoing off to college. Yeah, he's
(06:35):
going to play football, right Bo, Yes, he's going to play football
at Colorado School of Mines. Andhe's getting right, I think, because
he's a hell of a wide receiver. He really is, and that's a
great school. Did the did thewhole fam Damley get together after the graduation
ceremony and go celebrate somehow? No? Yeah, Deborah posted a nice,
(06:59):
nice little video. I missed him. It's great. You guys went out
for a nice meal, went tothe Stonebrough Country Club, hung out and
ate some good all our separate waysand hung out all right, Connor hot
dangs. So you make sure totell Connor that he needs to meet up
with Jamison Camp, who went toJesuit and he just wrapped up his freshman
(07:23):
year at the Colorado School of Mines. So he's going to be He plays
football for them as well, sohe's going to be a good mentor for
Connor. Jamison Camp Okay, I'mwilling to keep an eye off for him.
He's playing with the football team.Yeah, he finished his freshman year.
He's going to be able to giveConnor some good tips. Plus,
they do a lot of fun stuffduring the summer for their freshman team mates.
(07:46):
Is he from here? Yeah?Yeah, Okay. His mom,
Kelly Camp, used to work fora clear Channel. iHeart cool. She
was in our promotions to So yeah, we've got the hook up for Connor.
Okay. I thought for a minuteAnna was directing Connor towards Jamison Whiskey.
(08:07):
Well, that's when he turns twentyone. That's twenty one. Yeah,
right now, now that he's undertwenty one, Jamison Kemp is who
I'm directing him to a couple moreyears. Man, So there's plenty of
time for that, plenty of timesthat. Yeah, that's a good answer
to tell the kids, right,don't worry yourself. That's right. And
(08:28):
did you guys listen, did youlisten when you were his age? Bo?
Did I listen? Yeah, whenthey told you, plenty of time
for that. No drinking, nodrugging, no staying out late. It
was too late by that time.Wait ahead of you. Curve the stupid
things that we did when we wereyoung. Yeah, kind of stupid too,
(08:54):
but that's okay. Yeah, let'sgo get some rest. It is
going to be a good day tonap. It's going to be cloudy.
We do have a chance for somescattered showers and thunderstorms this afternoon. So
get your nap in, Mophas.Oh, I will, I will,
I'll do it to it. I'llsee you bright and early in the morning,
(09:15):
Boston. Have a good nap.I'll see you there and then we'll
get ready for us three day weeks. Yeah, all right, let's do
it. I do y'all, barokay, all right,
It's the after show decompression session,doing what they do best, flapping their
gums, complain line, How canI help you? I don't watch this,
damn y'all or nothing. I ain'tlistening ever. Get in hell with
all, y'all. I love youtoo, by God, thank you so
much for colling. Y'all all goto hell no more off turn yells,
(00:27):
we godding and I ain't listened nomore. Oh my, I don't even
know if we're on or not.I'm just were Oh okay. I didn't
want to waste a good horse characterization. Yeah, I want to made you
back up and start over again ifwe weren't rolling yet, because that's good.
You can't tell me what to do. God see, once you get
(00:50):
me started, I can't stop.I love it. I love it.
So I've got my Cowboys poncho onthat I got last year at the Blood
Drive from Arascule because it's always freezingin here, but underneath I have my
Luca Don Chicks. Dude, she'swearing a sleeveless basketball jersey today. I
don't think I've ever seen Annabelle gosleeveless. Man. He's ready to whip
(01:11):
some people's asses because the Mavericks wonlast night. That's right. Did you
stay up? Bo? How longdid you stay up? Oh? I
got through about the first half andthen I was out. I was out.
I said, please God, nowlet's see tonight the Stars play,
and we hope the Stars can wintwo because we want both of our teams
(01:33):
to have won that first game intheir divisional rounds, don't you know?
Yes, it is do or die, man, It's time to go to
war on the ice. We wantsome championships. The meme that's the saddest
meme around is about the Mavericks,the Stars, the Rangers and the Cowboys,
and it talks about championships. Obig ballbuster. Which will know which
(02:00):
one of those is left out?I bet you, I know it's one
of these things, is not likethe other. It's so sad. Jerry
Jones be paying attention to those memes. I'm sure everybody and their dog has
sent him the meme. Yeah,I hope you did something. I'm sure
it passes him off a little bit. But hell, that's all right.
(02:22):
You should have had a better teamthan it. He's still raking in the
door though, I know, Iknow, all right, I got a
question for you guys. Okay,what is even scarier than having to go
to the bathroom in an office buildingrestroom that's completely in the dark. What's
(02:44):
scarier than that? What's creepier thanthat? Hearing will the door open and
footsteps walking towards you. That's prettythat's having to go to the bathroom with
the lights off anyway, and thenfeeling something warm on your legs. Day
well, I thought, and todaywe've all had to go to the bathroom
(03:06):
in the dark with a flashlight,with a flashlight in the free hand.
But here's what happened to me.I walk in there, I hit my
flashlight, I get into position,I start we wi in, flashlight goes
dead. I mean, that's straightout of a horror movie. Yeah,
there was nothing I could do,and I had to stand still, so
I knew I had my aim.You didn't have anything else in your utility
(03:29):
belts? No, that's all Ihad in the bat belt. Oh see,
it's more difficult if you're a guyat a urinal because if you were
in the toilet, you could justaim till you hear water, right right,
You don't want to feel that warmthgoing down your lane. I was
in a standing position, and allof a sudden I was completely in the
dark, and the only thing Icould hear was the sound of my own
(03:51):
wei. And I'm just hoping Ididn't blow it. Well. I always
leave my phone by the sink,huh, so I never take it into
the stall with me. But today, of course, because it was pitch
black in the ladies room, Ihad to take my phone. And I
kept thinking, I know I'm doingto drop it. I'm gonna just drop
it in the toilet. It's gonnabe so embarrassing. Oh god, But
no, I didn't. Fortunately,is there any reason why the lights are
(04:14):
off? I mean, is itjust a glitch or they just gotta be
construction related? I guess better thelights off in the restroom than not having
a connection to Bo's bunker, isall I have to say. Yeah,
Yeah, we got covered covered.There's a glitch in the matrix of but
we got it covered. Now,that's right? Doing pretty good? Man?
(04:35):
Has this week flown by? Andholy shit? Has the month of
May flown by? Is it justme? It's gonna be a god?
It seems like Maine just got started. I'm looking forward to just leaping on
Monday. Yeah, when we getback in on Tuesday, we'll be saying,
I weekend must have gone by toofast. Yeah, in the blink
(04:56):
of an eye. Annabelle's got acool gig on Saturday night at Grand Scate
too. It's it's basically a musicalwar, isn't it. It's a dueling
pianos and it's from eight until tenat Grandscape. I always love heading to
Grandscape in the colony. It's sucha great venue. And people at Grandscape
at Nebraska Furniture Mart are so awesome. So it's gonna be fun night Saturday
night. Weather should be nice too. Yeah. Yeah, there's good places
(05:20):
to eat too, Yes, thereis tons of them and a nice,
pretty manicured lawn. You can goand spread a blanket out on on you
know, if you got kids,you can pull in your room for the
strollers and and there's also VIP seatingif you want. It's a free show,
but there for a few extra bucks, you can VIP seat set up
right front and you can, likeheckle Ana, those dueling pianos. They're
(05:44):
always fun, I mean, puton such a great show and it's always
funny. Now bo are you goingto get a day pass out of Bo's
bunker this weekend? Oh hell yeah, I may come out there and see
you. That would be so Connor, now that he's graduated. I saw
Deborah's in your posts. Connor's onehandsome young fella. Of course he is.
(06:11):
Okay, all right. I hadto chime in, had to chime
that he is your first grandson tograduate from high school. Wow. Man,
you blink and they're grown up?Right? I know, I know.
I know. Makes me feel oldbecause I am old, But that's
all right. I don't give aship. Any day above ground is a
good day. I'm excited about Connorgoing off to college. Yeah, he's
(06:35):
going to play football, right Bo, Yes, he's going to play football
at Colorado School of Mines. Andhe's getting right, I think, because
he's a hell of a wide receiver. He really is, and that's a
great school. Did the did thewhole fam Damley get together after the graduation
ceremony and go celebrate somehow? No? Yeah, Deborah posted a nice,
(06:59):
nice little video. I missed him. It's great. You guys went out
for a nice meal, went tothe Stonebrough Country Club, hung out and
ate some good all our separate waysand hung out all right, Connor hot
dangs. So you make sure totell Connor that he needs to meet up
with Jamison Camp, who went toJesuit and he just wrapped up his freshman
(07:23):
year at the Colorado School of Mines. So he's going to be He plays
football for them as well, sohe's going to be a good mentor for
Connor. Jamison Camp Okay, I'mwilling to keep an eye off for him.
He's playing with the football team.Yeah, he finished his freshman year.
He's going to be able to giveConnor some good tips. Plus,
they do a lot of fun stuffduring the summer for their freshman team mates.
(07:46):
Is he from here? Yeah?Yeah, Okay. His mom,
Kelly Camp, used to work fora clear Channel. iHeart cool. She
was in our promotions to So yeah, we've got the hook up for Connor.
Okay. I thought for a minuteAnna was directing Connor towards Jamison Whiskey.
(08:07):
Well, that's when he turns twentyone. That's twenty one. Yeah,
right now, now that he's undertwenty one, Jamison Kemp is who
I'm directing him to a couple moreyears. Man, So there's plenty of
time for that, plenty of timesthat. Yeah, that's a good answer
to tell the kids, right,don't worry yourself. That's right. And
(08:28):
did you guys listen, did youlisten when you were his age? Bo?
Did I listen? Yeah, whenthey told you, plenty of time
for that. No drinking, nodrugging, no staying out late. It
was too late by that time.Wait ahead of you. Curve the stupid
things that we did when we wereyoung. Yeah, kind of stupid too,
(08:54):
but that's okay. Yeah, let'sgo get some rest. It is
going to be a good day tonap. It's going to be cloudy.
We do have a chance for somescattered showers and thunderstorms this afternoon. So
get your nap in, Mophas.Oh, I will, I will,
I'll do it to it. I'llsee you bright and early in the morning,
(09:15):
Boston. Have a good nap.I'll see you there and then we'll
get ready for us three day weeks. Yeah, all right, let's do
it. I do y'all, barokay, all right,
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