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(00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doingwhat they do best, glabbing their gums.
Well, well we got that Fridayfeeling hits today because it's Friday.
We got a full belly from RaisingCanes chicken wings. Thanks for bringing it
by, chicken fingers and that specialsauce. I gave up my sauce for
(00:21):
you both. I know you did. I appreciate that. Absolutely. You
don't like the sauce. I dolike the sauce, but I like you
more. Oh shure, it's sweet. That was very sweet of Raising cans
And if you are a cane eac, you can get an extra chicken finger
for free to day at Raising Canesfor actually tomorrow tomorrow. We celebrated today,
(00:44):
yeah, because tomorrow is Saturday andwe won't be here. No,
I'm not gonna come in here andbe on the air for chicken wings.
Thank you to Alan and Stephanie.Appreciate you. Appreciate Here you go,
bo I got you something, unlessthat's the one Anna would say for you,
and I just picked it up thinkingit was my own idea. But
there you go. There's that saucenow, the Raisin Canes sauce. It's
(01:07):
just called raisin cane sauce. BOloves it, kind of like Remolode sauce.
Yeah, it's like it's a colorof Remolode, sort of the color
of Thousand Island, but without thelittle relish pieces in it. It's delicious
and it's very good. You canalso dunk your toast in that bad boy.
I love the fact that the ownerof Raising Canes declared July twenty seventh
National chicken If we say it,my got it. I'm now on till
(01:32):
the end of time. Demotoe forCane Eat club members once again, one
free chicken finger tomorrow and the fundoesn't stop there. You talked about this
earlier. Bo. They're giving awayseven hundred and twenty seven prizes to celebrate
their favorite day of the year,because tomorrow is seven twenty seven. Amazing.
(01:53):
So on our last break, Iran in North Georgia. I got
to see my niece, got tosee my niece's kids and all that.
Niece's little girl, Brendley, andI are very close. She's up into
the double digits, just barely now. She's a ten year old. And
we grabbed the dogs, jumped inmy car, and we went to a
place to go give the dogs aself service dog bath. And I said,
(02:14):
for helping me with the dogs today, I want to do something for
you. What would you like?And she goes, have you ever heard
of raising cans? Yes? Lightly, And she goes, there's not one
around our house because they're way upin North Georgia. So I looked it
up. In the closest raising canesabout twenty five miles from them. So
in my glove compartment right now isa Raising Caines gift card that I'm putting
(02:35):
into a thank you card for her. Here you go and sending it.
Nice. Yeah, in spots wherekids can't get to raising canes, they
want raising cans, good kicking,fine goes. So we love class participation
around here. And I want tohear from somebody in the downtown Dallas area
because one of our coworkers text mebefore we went off the air said,
(02:58):
I don't know if you want tomention, but there was just an earthquake
in downtown Dallas, breaking news.How big was four point eight? On
Jesus, that's one that you'd feel. Yeah, yeah, But I'm going
through Fox four, NBC five,and Channel eight and I'm not seeing anything,
so I didn't feel shit. Therewas one yesterday too, because it
(03:21):
was in West Texas, but itdidn't kind of fracking. I don't know.
We don't get earthquakes in this partof the country very often, or
do we We're on a fault line, but yeah, and then the frackers
took Let's go to the phones here, shall we? Okay, all right,
let's go all right there, hellobowing them show war's up? Guys?
(03:43):
Why this must be merle? Howyou doing, marh I sent you
to bow at lone Star, butyou may or may not get it.
I did a win ahead did Annaat lone Star and Ale at lone Star,
and it may not be right becauseI got an undelivered doable to you?
Miss? Okay, okay, wellwhat was it? I hadn't had
a chance to check me yet.Anyway, it's a proposal as a as
(04:05):
a rascal and good standing. Yeah, the concept what I do you remember
KLi f were You're in Dallas whenKLi was that? Absolutely, that's right.
We had a little the Mighty eleven, honey, absolutely, Miss,
(04:25):
congratulations to us the horror thank you. Hey. They had a section on
there where they did a fake interview. I can hear Ao's voice or even
Bose doing an interview a mister Trump, what do you think about the election
this year? And then they woulddo I'm a joker, I'm a smoker,
(04:46):
more like a radio mad lives.Yes. Yes. My proposal is
it's called half minute rascule or youknow, it's half minute give listener contributed
content going through your production slickery.But the idea, I'll submit a script
(05:11):
and y'all would you get all intellectualproperty. It's just an idea from a
listener. Well what is the idea? But it's kind of like what they
used to do, remember in theearly eighties and late seventies, where you
would do an interview with say thepresident or oh, and they play excerpts
from songs. It's like a DickyGoodman song. Yes, remember he did
(05:32):
Mister Jaws and the Flying Sauce didone about the Olympics one time where he
was like interviewing the athletes and thenthey would use and they's all it those
street uh huhs. My concept isit's listener, it's rascal contributed ideas.
Oh now, what are the legalities? But we could go from the playlist
(05:55):
maybe iHeart says, Okay, youcan use the rock and roll songs,
but you got to use them fromso we don't have to you our playlist.
That's cool. I would I wouldn'ttry to guess at them. But
y'all could change any anything scripted,of course, And I don't mean me.
I mean me as a rascual.And maybe one thirty second spot per
(06:15):
week or month where we got arascual that submitted some ideas and we helped
them out, and what do youthink about it? And it's and it
brings us as a listener. Insteadof throwing every bomb that we got at
you on decompression, we actually contributethe content that you're putting on air with
y'all's consent, y'all's production all rights. And let me ask you, bo,
(06:40):
your characters be wooking to view itto all that they're real people there,
they were there, they were inmy heart anyway, you know.
And but I don't know if clearcommunications whoever on Q and on two,
I haven't heard you do anything Iknew that was brand new since you left
there, so the intellectual properties maycome into effect. Well, Merle,
(07:05):
you have been thinking on this,how about How about just calling up and
saying something fun. That's the easiestway. Yeah, yeah, let it
fly. Yeah, I'm going togive my stuff to Senior Garlic and y'all.
(07:28):
Oh, we love you, Merle. You know why he calls me
senior garlic garlic in French. Oh, that's right, it is, that's
right. See, you'd have hadfun in Paris in the Olympics. Don't
go to Mexico because garlic in Mexicois Aho. I'm a garlic. Oh
you're an asphole. Okay, listen, guys, the proposal was that you
(07:54):
know, without committing too much,that it was a listener a rascue gave
you the eye for y'all to doy'all's magic, and it brings us in.
You know what I'm saying is wewere I don't want to be that
vicarious liver through Ao and Dahara andRoberts, but I do want to be
part of the Treehouse Club and youare. You will any time to be
(08:18):
part of it. You're on rightnow. You're arascualine good standing. Yes,
I don't want any recognition, youknow, per se, no compensation
other than to know that well,you won't get any compensation. Cheap bastards
up here. And I do likehow he uses the term intellectual property.
Have you heard the show? Marlput a lot of thought into this,
(08:41):
He's did a lot of homework onit. Marl, this is a piece
of advice I want to give youon this. Okay, all that energy
that you put into figuring out thestructure and the technicality and the logistics of
all that, take ninety percent ofthat energy and just put it towards thinking
of the creative idea. That's thereal bit. That's the real hard part,
(09:01):
coming up with the actual idea.And some ideas that we come up
with for funny shows like this,when they flesh out, they don't turn
out to be more than maybe afew seconds when you think it's going to
be like this great big thing.So you have to spend a lot of
time doing that. And if youcan do it like Bo does it and
give birth to weird funny ideas likethat, everything else will fall into place.
(09:24):
All the all the technicalities will fallinto place. And that's what I
was using y'all's mind bank for becauseI understand I just like eating sausage.
I don't want to see y'all makeit or anything. I'm with you,
God bless you, merl y'all knowwhat y'all can get away with leally and
contractually with our heart to everything else. And I don't know. I don't
(09:50):
want to peek behind and see Ozin his underwear. You know, you
just make idea and then y'all lovethat. There's no way that I could
produce, you know, heart qualitylike y'all do. So it all starts
out raw. Don't worry about that. It's all raw. I love the
idea of peeking behind the curtain andseeing Alls in his underwear. Was that
(10:13):
in the Wizard of Ours? Idon't remember that? Is that the director's
cut? Well in the in theX rated one, we're off to see
his lizard, the Wizard of OSee there's something just right out of the
blue rolled around him. That's howit worked. But it was only a
(10:35):
couple of seconds of funny. See, it's it's hard to like string it
together into something that his wizard.We killed Anna all right, Annabel,
she will laugh at the stupidest ship, Me too, buddy. We get
(10:56):
it, man. Well, Iwas pretty obvious to really, I didn't
see it coming was that low.You're not supposed to if he's doing it
right. Gaily Lizard Dick, whichis a great band by the way,
ladies and gentleman from Britain, Dinglandcalenis Dick. That's a punk band.
(11:22):
That's that's a good punk band.Name Plain dp ellam Yeah, Plain Devello
that Johnny Rotten was the first hotto go. Yeah, he was a
spinner. He was he was andso was Sid Vicious too. Thank you,
merle, God bless you, andwe hope you have a good weekend.
And we appreciate you putting all thatthought and consideration into what we do
(11:43):
up here. It is a hugecompliment. And just keep on brainstorming,
buddy, You're gonna be great atthis. Before you leave. Ao and
Anna are y'all, what is yourlone Star ninety two five? Is that
it? Uh? Anna's his firstname Anna at lone Star ninety two five
dot com. Bow's is bo atlone Star ninety two five dot com.
(12:05):
And I am the new guy.And I don't have a lone Star address
just yet, but I will getthat fixed. You don't have address.
I have an Iheartmedium one and anEagle one, but yeah, I need
to get that switched over. Itwill get it fixed. Yeah. When
I when I submited through email,I'm just gonna go. I'm not going
by Merle. I'm just going bymy nickname as in Haggard. That's fine.
(12:26):
Yeah, we like that. Yeah, holler, dude, throw all
the emails out as you want.Man, it's all good. That's cute.
I like that Merle as in Haggard. All right, brother, ayo,
thanks for bearing me out. Yougot it, man, it's fun
to talk creative ship with her friendslike that looking for your call by Merle.
(12:50):
But by he loves to get onthis and where does he get his
weed? I don't know. Lovesbo. No, he loves what we
do and he he wants to bepart of the creative process. Yes,
(13:11):
exactly, well said Anna. Andyou know I get that. Anytime I
would listen to a Cheach and shawngrecorder, if watch something funny on TV,
I think, man, I wouldbe a good contributor to that kind
of thing. And oh, lookat this pastor Robert Morris, Robert Morris's
son resigns from Gateway Church. Ohhim. You know it's sad about that?
Is that Danny. You shouldn't havediddled her because he was supposed to,
(13:37):
you know, take over once hisdad was, you know, retired.
Then of course he resigned because ofall those allegations. And now I
guess he stepped down as well.Let's take one more call. I got
one more call. You are bravein them show? Holy cow, I'm
exhausted from listening to that guy.What all creative people that way? He
(14:00):
just had an idea for us todo, and I'm still not exactly sure
what he was thinking about. Godbless him. No. I say that
with all the love I can possiblymust have, but what the no?
I know. I love the idea, I love the creativity I do.
I wish I had that in me. But I feel like I need a
(14:24):
fucking nap right now. I mean, I holy to lead him anyway?
The Wizard of And what did yousay? Well, we're lizard, We're
off to see his lizards, theLizard of the whole picture of the scaly
(14:46):
lizard Dick comes from. I wasworried about how my weekend was going to
start off. I didn't know ifit was going to be or if it
was going to be. How aboutthis that was I'm the Lizard of Oz.
Watch this, Matt. You're gonnaneed to wipe your glasses off.
(15:07):
And on Monday we'll have ten CCtickets. There's another turned the other way.
Damn. So all together we've gotfifty CC's of this ship. Get
the way next week. God money, we don't due respect, and in
the in the in the in the, in the spirit of my good brother
(15:28):
Randy James, I'm calling bullshit onthat ten CC thing. No, that's
what it is. That's where theygot their name. That's how much comes
out, Matt. That tens ismaybe in my lifetime, of all the
times I ever choked the chicken,maybe I came up with ten CC's worth
of Jack's. But I promise youthat that ain't a typical That ain't a
(15:52):
typical shooting session. I promise thatjust means you ain't doing it hard enough.
On that note, you say wegot fifty c c's because we got
a five pair of tickets, Yeah, you got fifty seas. I better
bring some more napkins up here.Hydrates. Actually, because we have a
(16:14):
pair of tickets and we have five, oh my god, under at c
seas worth next week. Be verybusy. Listen, Just don't get it
in my hair. All right.I'm sorry. Who's cleaning all that up?
Not me? I'm fixing to getout of here. We're a morning
(16:37):
show. We're out of here.That's right, you guys, You guys,
have a wonderful weekend. We'll talkto you later, all right,
We'll see you. Okay. I'mafraid to answer any more calls. Okay,
I got to get home because they'redelivery someture today. All right,
and your dungeon chairs coming in today. Dungeon chairs. Yes, the wizard
(17:00):
with a pecker he no, thelizard of Oh, pecker squeezers on it.
There, squeeze here, buddy.I saw the pecker squeezers open up
for Merl Haggard. Yeah, alright, We're a peck of squeezes. Way
suck, I get it. Jimmyand I, Jimmy and I had a
(17:22):
fake in New Orleans. We hada fake punk band called Snot. We
would just bang on guitars on theair. Was knocked. There's a rock
band called Snot by the way outwell ship, I should have trademarked the
name. It's gonna be a lotof snout in court. Tell you what,
all right, we gotta go.We'll see you on Monday.
It's the after show decompression session doingwhat they do best, glabbing their gums.
Well, well we got that Fridayfeeling hits today because it's Friday.
We got a full belly from RaisingCanes chicken wings. Thanks for bringing it
by, chicken fingers and that specialsauce. I gave up my sauce for
(00:21):
you both. I know you did. I appreciate that. Absolutely. You
don't like the sauce. I dolike the sauce, but I like you
more. Oh shure, it's sweet. That was very sweet of Raising cans
And if you are a cane eac, you can get an extra chicken finger
for free to day at Raising Canesfor actually tomorrow tomorrow. We celebrated today,
(00:44):
yeah, because tomorrow is Saturday andwe won't be here. No,
I'm not gonna come in here andbe on the air for chicken wings.
Thank you to Alan and Stephanie.Appreciate you. Appreciate Here you go,
bo I got you something, unlessthat's the one Anna would say for you,
and I just picked it up thinkingit was my own idea. But
there you go. There's that saucenow, the Raisin Canes sauce. It's
(01:07):
just called raisin cane sauce. BOloves it, kind of like Remolode sauce.
Yeah, it's like it's a colorof Remolode, sort of the color
of Thousand Island, but without thelittle relish pieces in it. It's delicious
and it's very good. You canalso dunk your toast in that bad boy.
I love the fact that the ownerof Raising Canes declared July twenty seventh
National chicken If we say it,my got it. I'm now on till
(01:32):
the end of time. Demotoe forCane Eat club members once again, one
free chicken finger tomorrow and the fundoesn't stop there. You talked about this
earlier. Bo. They're giving awayseven hundred and twenty seven prizes to celebrate
their favorite day of the year,because tomorrow is seven twenty seven. Amazing.
(01:53):
So on our last break, Iran in North Georgia. I got
to see my niece, got tosee my niece's kids and all that.
Niece's little girl, Brendley, andI are very close. She's up into
the double digits, just barely now. She's a ten year old. And
we grabbed the dogs, jumped inmy car, and we went to a
place to go give the dogs aself service dog bath. And I said,
(02:14):
for helping me with the dogs today, I want to do something for
you. What would you like?And she goes, have you ever heard
of raising cans? Yes? Lightly, And she goes, there's not one
around our house because they're way upin North Georgia. So I looked it
up. In the closest raising canesabout twenty five miles from them. So
in my glove compartment right now isa Raising Caines gift card that I'm putting
(02:35):
into a thank you card for her. Here you go and sending it.
Nice. Yeah, in spots wherekids can't get to raising canes, they
want raising cans, good kicking,fine goes. So we love class participation
around here. And I want tohear from somebody in the downtown Dallas area
because one of our coworkers text mebefore we went off the air said,
(02:58):
I don't know if you want tomention, but there was just an earthquake
in downtown Dallas, breaking news.How big was four point eight? On
Jesus, that's one that you'd feel. Yeah, yeah, But I'm going
through Fox four, NBC five,and Channel eight and I'm not seeing anything,
so I didn't feel shit. Therewas one yesterday too, because it
(03:21):
was in West Texas, but itdidn't kind of fracking. I don't know.
We don't get earthquakes in this partof the country very often, or
do we We're on a fault line, but yeah, and then the frackers
took Let's go to the phones here, shall we? Okay, all right,
let's go all right there, hellobowing them show war's up? Guys?
(03:43):
Why this must be merle? Howyou doing, marh I sent you
to bow at lone Star, butyou may or may not get it.
I did a win ahead did Annaat lone Star and Ale at lone Star,
and it may not be right becauseI got an undelivered doable to you?
Miss? Okay, okay, wellwhat was it? I hadn't had
a chance to check me yet.Anyway, it's a proposal as a as
(04:05):
a rascal and good standing. Yeah, the concept what I do you remember
KLi f were You're in Dallas whenKLi was that? Absolutely, that's right.
We had a little the Mighty eleven, honey, absolutely, Miss,
(04:25):
congratulations to us the horror thank you. Hey. They had a section on
there where they did a fake interview. I can hear Ao's voice or even
Bose doing an interview a mister Trump, what do you think about the election
this year? And then they woulddo I'm a joker, I'm a smoker,
(04:46):
more like a radio mad lives.Yes. Yes. My proposal is
it's called half minute rascule or youknow, it's half minute give listener contributed
content going through your production slickery.But the idea, I'll submit a script
(05:11):
and y'all would you get all intellectualproperty. It's just an idea from a
listener. Well what is the idea? But it's kind of like what they
used to do, remember in theearly eighties and late seventies, where you
would do an interview with say thepresident or oh, and they play excerpts
from songs. It's like a DickyGoodman song. Yes, remember he did
(05:32):
Mister Jaws and the Flying Sauce didone about the Olympics one time where he
was like interviewing the athletes and thenthey would use and they's all it those
street uh huhs. My concept isit's listener, it's rascal contributed ideas.
Oh now, what are the legalities? But we could go from the playlist
(05:55):
maybe iHeart says, Okay, youcan use the rock and roll songs,
but you got to use them fromso we don't have to you our playlist.
That's cool. I would I wouldn'ttry to guess at them. But
y'all could change any anything scripted,of course, And I don't mean me.
I mean me as a rascual.And maybe one thirty second spot per
(06:15):
week or month where we got arascual that submitted some ideas and we helped
them out, and what do youthink about it? And it's and it
brings us as a listener. Insteadof throwing every bomb that we got at
you on decompression, we actually contributethe content that you're putting on air with
y'all's consent, y'all's production all rights. And let me ask you, bo,
(06:40):
your characters be wooking to view itto all that they're real people there,
they were there, they were inmy heart anyway, you know.
And but I don't know if clearcommunications whoever on Q and on two,
I haven't heard you do anything Iknew that was brand new since you left
there, so the intellectual properties maycome into effect. Well, Merle,
(07:05):
you have been thinking on this,how about How about just calling up and
saying something fun. That's the easiestway. Yeah, yeah, let it
fly. Yeah, I'm going togive my stuff to Senior Garlic and y'all.
(07:28):
Oh, we love you, Merle. You know why he calls me
senior garlic garlic in French. Oh, that's right, it is, that's
right. See, you'd have hadfun in Paris in the Olympics. Don't
go to Mexico because garlic in Mexicois Aho. I'm a garlic. Oh
you're an asphole. Okay, listen, guys, the proposal was that you
(07:54):
know, without committing too much,that it was a listener a rascue gave
you the eye for y'all to doy'all's magic, and it brings us in.
You know what I'm saying is wewere I don't want to be that
vicarious liver through Ao and Dahara andRoberts, but I do want to be
part of the Treehouse Club and youare. You will any time to be
(08:18):
part of it. You're on rightnow. You're arascualine good standing. Yes,
I don't want any recognition, youknow, per se, no compensation
other than to know that well,you won't get any compensation. Cheap bastards
up here. And I do likehow he uses the term intellectual property.
Have you heard the show? Marlput a lot of thought into this,
(08:41):
He's did a lot of homework onit. Marl, this is a piece
of advice I want to give youon this. Okay, all that energy
that you put into figuring out thestructure and the technicality and the logistics of
all that, take ninety percent ofthat energy and just put it towards thinking
of the creative idea. That's thereal bit. That's the real hard part,
(09:01):
coming up with the actual idea.And some ideas that we come up
with for funny shows like this,when they flesh out, they don't turn
out to be more than maybe afew seconds when you think it's going to
be like this great big thing.So you have to spend a lot of
time doing that. And if youcan do it like Bo does it and
give birth to weird funny ideas likethat, everything else will fall into place.
(09:24):
All the all the technicalities will fallinto place. And that's what I
was using y'all's mind bank for becauseI understand I just like eating sausage.
I don't want to see y'all makeit or anything. I'm with you,
God bless you, merl y'all knowwhat y'all can get away with leally and
contractually with our heart to everything else. And I don't know. I don't
(09:50):
want to peek behind and see Ozin his underwear. You know, you
just make idea and then y'all lovethat. There's no way that I could
produce, you know, heart qualitylike y'all do. So it all starts
out raw. Don't worry about that. It's all raw. I love the
idea of peeking behind the curtain andseeing Alls in his underwear. Was that
(10:13):
in the Wizard of Ours? Idon't remember that? Is that the director's
cut? Well in the in theX rated one, we're off to see
his lizard, the Wizard of OSee there's something just right out of the
blue rolled around him. That's howit worked. But it was only a
(10:35):
couple of seconds of funny. See, it's it's hard to like string it
together into something that his wizard.We killed Anna all right, Annabel,
she will laugh at the stupidest ship, Me too, buddy. We get
(10:56):
it, man. Well, Iwas pretty obvious to really, I didn't
see it coming was that low.You're not supposed to if he's doing it
right. Gaily Lizard Dick, whichis a great band by the way,
ladies and gentleman from Britain, Dinglandcalenis Dick. That's a punk band.
(11:22):
That's that's a good punk band.Name Plain dp ellam Yeah, Plain Devello
that Johnny Rotten was the first hotto go. Yeah, he was a
spinner. He was he was andso was Sid Vicious too. Thank you,
merle, God bless you, andwe hope you have a good weekend.
And we appreciate you putting all thatthought and consideration into what we do
(11:43):
up here. It is a hugecompliment. And just keep on brainstorming,
buddy, You're gonna be great atthis. Before you leave. Ao and
Anna are y'all, what is yourlone Star ninety two five? Is that
it? Uh? Anna's his firstname Anna at lone Star ninety two five
dot com. Bow's is bo atlone Star ninety two five dot com.
(12:05):
And I am the new guy.And I don't have a lone Star address
just yet, but I will getthat fixed. You don't have address.
I have an Iheartmedium one and anEagle one, but yeah, I need
to get that switched over. Itwill get it fixed. Yeah. When
I when I submited through email,I'm just gonna go. I'm not going
by Merle. I'm just going bymy nickname as in Haggard. That's fine.
(12:26):
Yeah, we like that. Yeah, holler, dude, throw all
the emails out as you want.Man, it's all good. That's cute.
I like that Merle as in Haggard. All right, brother, ayo,
thanks for bearing me out. Yougot it, man, it's fun
to talk creative ship with her friendslike that looking for your call by Merle.
(12:50):
But by he loves to get onthis and where does he get his
weed? I don't know. Lovesbo. No, he loves what we
do and he he wants to bepart of the creative process. Yes,
(13:11):
exactly, well said Anna. Andyou know I get that. Anytime I
would listen to a Cheach and shawngrecorder, if watch something funny on TV,
I think, man, I wouldbe a good contributor to that kind
of thing. And oh, lookat this pastor Robert Morris, Robert Morris's
son resigns from Gateway Church. Ohhim. You know it's sad about that?
Is that Danny. You shouldn't havediddled her because he was supposed to,
(13:37):
you know, take over once hisdad was, you know, retired.
Then of course he resigned because ofall those allegations. And now I
guess he stepped down as well.Let's take one more call. I got
one more call. You are bravein them show? Holy cow, I'm
exhausted from listening to that guy.What all creative people that way? He
(14:00):
just had an idea for us todo, and I'm still not exactly sure
what he was thinking about. Godbless him. No. I say that
with all the love I can possiblymust have, but what the no?
I know. I love the idea, I love the creativity I do.
I wish I had that in me. But I feel like I need a
(14:24):
fucking nap right now. I mean, I holy to lead him anyway?
The Wizard of And what did yousay? Well, we're lizard, We're
off to see his lizards, theLizard of the whole picture of the scaly
(14:46):
lizard Dick comes from. I wasworried about how my weekend was going to
start off. I didn't know ifit was going to be or if it
was going to be. How aboutthis that was I'm the Lizard of Oz.
Watch this, Matt. You're gonnaneed to wipe your glasses off.
(15:07):
And on Monday we'll have ten CCtickets. There's another turned the other way.
Damn. So all together we've gotfifty CC's of this ship. Get
the way next week. God money, we don't due respect, and in
the in the in the in the, in the spirit of my good brother
(15:28):
Randy James, I'm calling bullshit onthat ten CC thing. No, that's
what it is. That's where theygot their name. That's how much comes
out, Matt. That tens ismaybe in my lifetime, of all the
times I ever choked the chicken,maybe I came up with ten CC's worth
of Jack's. But I promise youthat that ain't a typical That ain't a
(15:52):
typical shooting session. I promise thatjust means you ain't doing it hard enough.
On that note, you say wegot fifty c c's because we got
a five pair of tickets, Yeah, you got fifty seas. I better
bring some more napkins up here.Hydrates. Actually, because we have a
(16:14):
pair of tickets and we have five, oh my god, under at c
seas worth next week. Be verybusy. Listen, Just don't get it
in my hair. All right.I'm sorry. Who's cleaning all that up?
Not me? I'm fixing to getout of here. We're a morning
(16:37):
show. We're out of here.That's right, you guys, You guys,
have a wonderful weekend. We'll talkto you later, all right,
We'll see you. Okay. I'mafraid to answer any more calls. Okay,
I got to get home because they'redelivery someture today. All right,
and your dungeon chairs coming in today. Dungeon chairs. Yes, the wizard
(17:00):
with a pecker he no, thelizard of Oh, pecker squeezers on it.
There, squeeze here, buddy.I saw the pecker squeezers open up
for Merl Haggard. Yeah, alright, We're a peck of squeezes. Way
suck, I get it. Jimmyand I, Jimmy and I had a
(17:22):
fake in New Orleans. We hada fake punk band called Snot. We
would just bang on guitars on theair. Was knocked. There's a rock
band called Snot by the way outwell ship, I should have trademarked the
name. It's gonna be a lotof snout in court. Tell you what,
all right, we gotta go.We'll see you on Monday.
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