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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums already, then we evade it. Time to
let our brain cells heal just a little bit after.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
This sliding in the home plate. We got dirt on
our ass. Yeah, scrapes and cuts, But like you said
on the air, no blood, no.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Blood, So we're good. We're good.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I've got a big old bruise on my thigh.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I ran into my night stand in the middle of
the night. Damn, I know, you know. I told you.
The dog wakes me up like every three hours. It's
like having a newborn. And so I I had taken
a couple of melotonins before I went to bed, so
I was super groggy, and I grab him and then
I ran into the nightstand. Yeah, did you catch the
(00:48):
corner of the nasty, nasty bruise?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
When you hurt yourself in the middle of the night,
it hurts like shit.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What do you always say?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Nothing hurts? No, No, injury hurts worse than the one
you do to yourself.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And you wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I would know. I got two reasons right.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Here, that's right, the ones you're accountable for. Hey, let's
talk about the dorouble ripped quads and what we found
out yesterday from the Almighty. Do you remember what.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
He said about Vincement.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He said, Vince McMahon did the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
And he was jumping I think he said. He was
jumping into the ring and hit it on the edge
of the.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, he fell and then he just like you, he
could not get up. He tried to get up and
he couldn't get up. So he was yelling, sitting in
the sitting position, yeah, pointing and shaking his finger at
the gad.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
He never let the bit die. No, he never let
it die. He's gonna go through it no matter what.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Got to commit to the bit, commit to the bit.
Who commits to the bit the best?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Steve O?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yes, Stevo, Steve, Oh, this is very very true. Even
in his sober state.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
He's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He's still right out there on the front lines of
the war, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes, he thinks, what can I do that will almost
kill me and hurt like shit, but it won't kill me.
It'll be for showbiz.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Well, we went with Randy and Steve Hurst to see
his show at Arlington Music Halls and he staples his
nuts to his leg.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He did.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh my god. It was like no, no, no, no,
it hurt me. And I don't even know what that's
like for a guy.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Anything down yonder is off limits. Yes, yeah, unless it's
for one of two things. Funny, but you don't hurt
your junk either, No unless you're that's right. And he
would staple his nuts to his leg and then pull
the staple out after the show, go to the next
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show again. So just like little perforated holes down there
in the ball bag. You know what got me was
when he was out on a boat and they were
throwing chum in the water and so Steve O had
him put a big hook in his cheek. He swam
in the water with sharks with that hook pulling him
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by the Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Now it's not painful, but it's embarrassing. Remember he had
post malone do the tattoo and he's got a dick
on his face.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What a face.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
He knows he's going to be called that crazy, but
in a good way.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So we now know of two people who have not
ripped one of their quadriceps, but both and that's Bo
Roberts and McMahon.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Did doctor, tell you when it happened. He said, very
rare they see people with one quad.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, both, because very rarely people do something fucking stupid
as I did.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, they were fascinated. The doctors were like.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh my god, look what this asshole dad. Y'all come here,
come here, nurses watch you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It was like in something about Mary when he zipped
his nuts and his pecker up into his zippers. Hey, Harry,
come on in here. He's calling all the cops and
the fire to get department.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Guys. I'm a lot better than I was five months ago.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh yeah, Yeah, you look great and you're walking great.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You've got a walker over here in the corner that
it has been up on gathering dust.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm gonna have to take it home. Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I see you grab a cane every once in a while,
but mostly just carrying it around. I don't see you
need to use it very much.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You're toirling it like the penguin from Batman.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Boogey on Man. Yeah, look at him, Charlie Trump. So,
how according to your doctors, how far away are you
from getting a green light to ride your bicycle again?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, that's kind of up to me. It has to
be kind of up to me. He can't really say.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Didn't you get an electric bike for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah? But it just it helped. I mean, I'm not
gonna use that and just get on it and ride
the electric bike. No, that's odd.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's sun packs, the one that
they adopted from Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
He was in an e bike accident near their home
in California and he almost died. But he wasn't wearing
a helmet.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh well, there you go. You're fast.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Can those things go?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Pretty fast?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Fast enough? Let's see who was on the phone? Okay, hello?
Bowing them? Show? Oh blow me? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Even twenty miles an hour on a bicycle, I can
remember being a kid and getting it up to twenty
miles an hour and thinking I am flying. It's like
speed of sound, is what it feels like.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I used to love to ride my bike all over Edinburgh, Texas.
It must have been like ten years old. I go
one end of town to the other, not even get tired.
Next day, my legs didn't hurt. Oh to be young again.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, yeah, but I wouldn't. Don't want to do it
unless I could know what I know.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Now he's more experienced.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now we'll just to soon stay old than be dumb.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Either one of you heard because we mentioned post alone earlier.
Have you heard his country music?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Little bit?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It's good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Our old friend Tate Tara, she posted a song and
I like listened to it. I was like, oh my gosh,
I love this.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
He seems like the kind of artists where if he's
going to dive in and do something like that, it's
going to be no screwing around. He's going to really
kill it, or he's not even gonna.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
He already dipped his toe in the music and had
quite a bit of success with the duet. But now
that solo album, it sounds awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Posty.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I always like it when when people from here make
it good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
A grape vine Texas boy with tattoos all over his
face doesn't have a dick on his face.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
No, No, he only draws him on other people's faces.
Have you gone since it opened to the Raising Canes
the Cow?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I haven't gone to the Cow?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's so cool.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, there's a commercial on TV where post Malone has
just basically turned it into his apartment and he's crashed
out in there. You got the TV run in and
he just lives in it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It's a neat neat raising canes.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Let's see if our caller's back here, Hello Bone and
then show Hello Hello, it's the Grim Reaper. Dickhead alert.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's a butt dial, is what it is?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, but never mind, I didn't mean the dickhead ding
or did.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I Friday booty dial?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, fil number one? All right, Well, I think the
only thing I'm going to do apart from peak ats
and college ball this weekend, like you guys are, I
might hit a Saturday or Sunday matinee for Alien Romulus.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Finally, yeah, I want to see that too.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
You all get a wild hair. You let me know.
I'm probably going to go in the Frisco neighborhood there
Flick's brew House, I think it's called that place. Yeah, yeah,
by Capriotti, Sandwich shopping all that. Yeah, I'm probably going
to hit that one.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Good. I just go to the Cinemark in Frisco Square.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, that's a great Now, Dixon's A and M isn't
playing this weekend because I know the Longhorns aren't playing
this weekend. Their first game is next weekend. So who's
playing this weekend?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well, the big one. There's a bunch of pissant games.
But Florida State is playing Georgia Tech. Now that's too
big power.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Who would you be rooting for?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I wouldn't give a shit. I just want to see
some football.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
So you just want to see men bashing into each other.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I have been close to the Georgia Tech campus and
I haven't been close to the Florida State campus. So
maybe Georgia Tech. Now don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Georgia Tech campus right there on the freeway in downtown
Atlanta and right across from the varsity.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
The varsity. You could see the dome from the varsity.
You go in the varsity to get those greasy, greasy hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
But they're winning in Greece.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It sounds good right now. I could go for hamburger,
greasy hamburger.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Tear that up. I'm here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Because at this time we've been up for so long.
This is dinner time for.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Us, absolutely like lunchtime is what I'm seven am or
so we're ready for.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
SAMI alert from social media. Friend of mine was I
guess yesterday? But he just posted the pictures today. So
the alert pops up and I go, let me see
what Ruben is up to Lockhart barbecue. He's got pictures
of brisketting ribs. I'm like, oh, that's just cruel.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Lock Cart's pretty good, it is.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, no screwing around, man.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, So now I'm now I'm hungry, hungry as hell.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
My insides are eating each other.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
However, however, it is a nap always Trump's hungry. I'm
gonna take me a nap first.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
You don't eat first and then fall asleep with the
full belly and all that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, but I'd rather just go straight home, sleep and
then wake up and then be really hungry and.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Stuff my face, because sometimes if you stuff your face
and then try to go to bed, it's like just
sitting there.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's not good because you know you're stomached. Hey, I'm
trying to digest this shit. You jump down and yeah,
you know what. My doctor kind of chewed me out
about that. I like to fall right over after I
finished my plate, and she said, you stop doing that shit.
You sit up for half an hour, and what happened
last night. I'm getting ready to go to bed. I
can't quite fall asleep yet. I've already had dinner and
let it go down. But I still got the munchies
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a little bit, and I made a little bag of
microwave popcorn ate it fell over, fell asleep, and I
woke up at midnight and I had the most horrible
acid reflux. I was up for an hour at midnight
just trying to get all to calm down, make me
stop coughing, and your body's going Also, I got yeah,
that's like a.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Commercial where the food slaps you around. Love that. What
is that with a pizza or the ris Yeah, what's
the product? I think it's a I believe. I don't
know my dad, and this is what I grew up
with my dad. He would we would have dinner, and
he never ate, like a real big meal, but he
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would have dinner, and right after dinner, he and my
mom would take a walk in the golf course which
was right behind our house. Of course, there were no
golfers because it was the evening, and so I would
like tag along, and that was like our family ritual
after eating fart walk Well we never called it that,
but it was a dig.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Just Steve well, because you're out crop dusting, if you just.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Had dinner and you're a couple that wants to stay
happy and not fart all over each other.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
My dad fart. My mom on the other hand, really yes,
and she would always blame it on rats. She would
always like, she would like and then she'd like look
at me, and she'd like smile, and she go, there's rats.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Rats. That's a stinky ass, right. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
In my family, somebody would fart and somebody else would say.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What color Oh man, what color black?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That one's.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah. Yeah, we were a gross ass family. If you
get a red fart, that means you push too hard.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
That Debora in front of you some time. You fart
in front of her all the time to don't hold back.
What about Clayton, He's fart but he doesn't he doesn't
call attention to it. It's so funny how little kids
love to fart.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh they left there.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh my god, little.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Rothey level one comedy kids.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
He loves it. I can't do it. It's just like
my daughter, such a boy.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Let's get out of here and have a WEEKO.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah. On that note, it's going to fart walk.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, We're gonna go on a fart walk through the
office where the salespeople are.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
It's Friday, so it's a ghost town.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Oh that's right, there's no they don't come in on Friday.
We're from home.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Fart at home.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Here. The show must go.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, we love you guys and Coach Dyke's and TCU
midweek next week on the Show.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Lots more, ok be twenty the Ditches
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums already, then we evade it. Time to
let our brain cells heal just a little bit after.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
This sliding in the home plate. We got dirt on
our ass. Yeah, scrapes and cuts, But like you said
on the air, no blood, no.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Blood, So we're good. We're good.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I've got a big old bruise on my thigh.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I ran into my night stand in the middle of
the night. Damn, I know, you know. I told you.
The dog wakes me up like every three hours. It's
like having a newborn. And so I I had taken
a couple of melotonins before I went to bed, so
I was super groggy, and I grab him and then
I ran into the nightstand. Yeah, did you catch the
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corner of the nasty, nasty bruise?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
When you hurt yourself in the middle of the night,
it hurts like shit.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What do you always say?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Nothing hurts? No, No, injury hurts worse than the one
you do to yourself.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And you wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I would know. I got two reasons right.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Here, that's right, the ones you're accountable for. Hey, let's
talk about the dorouble ripped quads and what we found
out yesterday from the Almighty. Do you remember what.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
He said about Vincement.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He said, Vince McMahon did the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
And he was jumping I think he said. He was
jumping into the ring and hit it on the edge
of the.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, he fell and then he just like you, he
could not get up. He tried to get up and
he couldn't get up. So he was yelling, sitting in
the sitting position, yeah, pointing and shaking his finger at
the gad.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
He never let the bit die. No, he never let
it die. He's gonna go through it no matter what.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Got to commit to the bit, commit to the bit.
Who commits to the bit the best?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Steve O?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yes, Stevo, Steve, Oh, this is very very true. Even
in his sober state.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
He's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He's still right out there on the front lines of
the war, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes, he thinks, what can I do that will almost
kill me and hurt like shit, but it won't kill me.
It'll be for showbiz.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Well, we went with Randy and Steve Hurst to see
his show at Arlington Music Halls and he staples his
nuts to his leg.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He did.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh my god. It was like no, no, no, no,
it hurt me. And I don't even know what that's
like for a guy.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Anything down yonder is off limits. Yes, yeah, unless it's
for one of two things. Funny, but you don't hurt
your junk either, No unless you're that's right. And he
would staple his nuts to his leg and then pull
the staple out after the show, go to the next
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show again. So just like little perforated holes down there
in the ball bag. You know what got me was
when he was out on a boat and they were
throwing chum in the water and so Steve O had
him put a big hook in his cheek. He swam
in the water with sharks with that hook pulling him
(02:57):
by the Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Now it's not painful, but it's embarrassing. Remember he had
post malone do the tattoo and he's got a dick
on his face.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What a face.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
He knows he's going to be called that crazy, but
in a good way.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So we now know of two people who have not
ripped one of their quadriceps, but both and that's Bo
Roberts and McMahon.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Did doctor, tell you when it happened. He said, very
rare they see people with one quad.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, both, because very rarely people do something fucking stupid
as I did.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, they were fascinated. The doctors were like.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh my god, look what this asshole dad. Y'all come here,
come here, nurses watch you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
It was like in something about Mary when he zipped
his nuts and his pecker up into his zippers. Hey, Harry,
come on in here. He's calling all the cops and
the fire to get department.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Guys. I'm a lot better than I was five months ago.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh yeah, Yeah, you look great and you're walking great.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You've got a walker over here in the corner that
it has been up on gathering dust.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm gonna have to take it home. Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I see you grab a cane every once in a while,
but mostly just carrying it around. I don't see you
need to use it very much.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You're toirling it like the penguin from Batman.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Boogey on Man. Yeah, look at him, Charlie Trump. So,
how according to your doctors, how far away are you
from getting a green light to ride your bicycle again?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, that's kind of up to me. It has to
be kind of up to me. He can't really say.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Didn't you get an electric bike for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah? But it just it helped. I mean, I'm not
gonna use that and just get on it and ride
the electric bike. No, that's odd.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's sun packs, the one that
they adopted from Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
He was in an e bike accident near their home
in California and he almost died. But he wasn't wearing
a helmet.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh well, there you go. You're fast.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Can those things go?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Pretty fast?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Fast enough? Let's see who was on the phone? Okay, hello?
Bowing them? Show? Oh blow me? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Even twenty miles an hour on a bicycle, I can
remember being a kid and getting it up to twenty
miles an hour and thinking I am flying. It's like
speed of sound, is what it feels like.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I used to love to ride my bike all over Edinburgh, Texas.
It must have been like ten years old. I go
one end of town to the other, not even get tired.
Next day, my legs didn't hurt. Oh to be young again.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, yeah, but I wouldn't. Don't want to do it
unless I could know what I know.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Now he's more experienced.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now we'll just to soon stay old than be dumb.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Either one of you heard because we mentioned post alone earlier.
Have you heard his country music?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Little bit?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It's good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Our old friend Tate Tara, she posted a song and
I like listened to it. I was like, oh my gosh,
I love this.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
He seems like the kind of artists where if he's
going to dive in and do something like that, it's
going to be no screwing around. He's going to really
kill it, or he's not even gonna.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
He already dipped his toe in the music and had
quite a bit of success with the duet. But now
that solo album, it sounds awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Posty.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I always like it when when people from here make
it good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
A grape vine Texas boy with tattoos all over his
face doesn't have a dick on his face.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
No, No, he only draws him on other people's faces.
Have you gone since it opened to the Raising Canes
the Cow?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I haven't gone to the Cow?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's so cool.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, there's a commercial on TV where post Malone has
just basically turned it into his apartment and he's crashed
out in there. You got the TV run in and
he just lives in it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
It's a neat neat raising canes.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Let's see if our caller's back here, Hello Bone and
then show Hello Hello, it's the Grim Reaper. Dickhead alert.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's a butt dial, is what it is?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, but never mind, I didn't mean the dickhead ding
or did.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I Friday booty dial?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, fil number one? All right, Well, I think the
only thing I'm going to do apart from peak ats
and college ball this weekend, like you guys are, I
might hit a Saturday or Sunday matinee for Alien Romulus.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Finally, yeah, I want to see that too.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
You all get a wild hair. You let me know.
I'm probably going to go in the Frisco neighborhood there
Flick's brew House, I think it's called that place. Yeah, yeah,
by Capriotti, Sandwich shopping all that. Yeah, I'm probably going
to hit that one.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Good. I just go to the Cinemark in Frisco Square.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, that's a great Now, Dixon's A and M isn't
playing this weekend because I know the Longhorns aren't playing
this weekend. Their first game is next weekend. So who's
playing this weekend?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well, the big one. There's a bunch of pissant games.
But Florida State is playing Georgia Tech. Now that's too
big power.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Who would you be rooting for?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I wouldn't give a shit. I just want to see
some football.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
So you just want to see men bashing into each other.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I have been close to the Georgia Tech campus and
I haven't been close to the Florida State campus. So
maybe Georgia Tech. Now don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Georgia Tech campus right there on the freeway in downtown
Atlanta and right across from the varsity.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
The varsity. You could see the dome from the varsity.
You go in the varsity to get those greasy, greasy hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
But they're winning in Greece.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It sounds good right now. I could go for hamburger,
greasy hamburger.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Tear that up. I'm here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Because at this time we've been up for so long.
This is dinner time for.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Us, absolutely like lunchtime is what I'm seven am or
so we're ready for.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
SAMI alert from social media. Friend of mine was I
guess yesterday? But he just posted the pictures today. So
the alert pops up and I go, let me see
what Ruben is up to Lockhart barbecue. He's got pictures
of brisketting ribs. I'm like, oh, that's just cruel.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Lock Cart's pretty good, it is.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, no screwing around, man.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, So now I'm now I'm hungry, hungry as hell.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
My insides are eating each other.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
However, however, it is a nap always Trump's hungry. I'm
gonna take me a nap first.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
You don't eat first and then fall asleep with the
full belly and all that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, but I'd rather just go straight home, sleep and
then wake up and then be really hungry and.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Stuff my face, because sometimes if you stuff your face
and then try to go to bed, it's like just
sitting there.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's not good because you know you're stomached. Hey, I'm
trying to digest this shit. You jump down and yeah,
you know what. My doctor kind of chewed me out
about that. I like to fall right over after I
finished my plate, and she said, you stop doing that shit.
You sit up for half an hour, and what happened
last night. I'm getting ready to go to bed. I
can't quite fall asleep yet. I've already had dinner and
let it go down. But I still got the munchies
(10:08):
a little bit, and I made a little bag of
microwave popcorn ate it fell over, fell asleep, and I
woke up at midnight and I had the most horrible
acid reflux. I was up for an hour at midnight
just trying to get all to calm down, make me
stop coughing, and your body's going Also, I got yeah,
that's like a.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Commercial where the food slaps you around. Love that. What
is that with a pizza or the ris Yeah, what's
the product? I think it's a I believe. I don't
know my dad, and this is what I grew up
with my dad. He would we would have dinner, and
he never ate, like a real big meal, but he
(10:49):
would have dinner, and right after dinner, he and my
mom would take a walk in the golf course which
was right behind our house. Of course, there were no
golfers because it was the evening, and so I would
like tag along, and that was like our family ritual
after eating fart walk Well we never called it that,
but it was a dig.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Just Steve well, because you're out crop dusting, if you just.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Had dinner and you're a couple that wants to stay
happy and not fart all over each other.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
My dad fart. My mom on the other hand, really yes,
and she would always blame it on rats. She would
always like, she would like and then she'd like look
at me, and she'd like smile, and she go, there's rats.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Rats. That's a stinky ass, right. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
In my family, somebody would fart and somebody else would say.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What color Oh man, what color black?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That one's.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah. Yeah, we were a gross ass family. If you
get a red fart, that means you push too hard.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
That Debora in front of you some time. You fart
in front of her all the time to don't hold back.
What about Clayton, He's fart but he doesn't he doesn't
call attention to it. It's so funny how little kids
love to fart.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh they left there.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh my god, little.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Rothey level one comedy kids.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
He loves it. I can't do it. It's just like
my daughter, such a boy.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Let's get out of here and have a WEEKO.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah. On that note, it's going to fart walk.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, We're gonna go on a fart walk through the
office where the salespeople are.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
It's Friday, so it's a ghost town.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Oh that's right, there's no they don't come in on Friday.
We're from home.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Fart at home.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Here. The show must go.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, we love you guys and Coach Dyke's and TCU
midweek next week on the Show.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Lots more, ok be twenty the Ditches
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