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(00:00):
It's the Bow and them after show, decompression and session, and here we
are once again. Yes, indeed, now, right before we went on
here, I got a guy onthe phone. He wanted to ask about
my New Orleans days. Yeah,let me see. Okay, who is
this? Oh there's a Canty girlsfriend. Okay who friend? Zebra neck
(00:26):
friend? Okay, zebra. Ohthat's right. You had the surgery too,
Dad, You say he got thesame You were asking Bow if he
saw something in New Orleans. Whatwas that? Well, he was talking
about the Preservation Hall Jazz Band.He said they came here. Yeah,
but back in seventy shrew or seventythree. Really, that was a while
(00:47):
ago. Now both Preservation Hall JazzSociety is what it's called band jazz band.
Now, they normally are there inNew Orleans. It that little that's
a little bit every single night therethere they're there. Now, when when
did they decide to go on tourand come to death? See, I
don't know that they did your owntour. They did they tour. They
(01:07):
were asked just to come here fora special thing. Oh cool, have
recruitment tap thing you know, youknow you played music, stay at it
tap thing. Yeah, okay,I get very cool. Yeah, yeah,
I never heard of the play.Do you remember the prerequisite of being
in that group? Uh, youhad to know how to play when the
Saints go marching in. No,you had to be sixty five or older.
(01:30):
Okay, yeah, because they wereall old guys. I remember going
there when I was a kid.They were all old guys. That's awesome.
And so when somebody dies off,then they bring in another sixty five
or older guy. Yeah, justlike just like Manudo, except the other
way. You had to be fifteenor young. I think when your voice
(01:52):
changed, they had to leave theband, because come on, who wants
to molest a sixty five year oldguys? You'd be surprised. They know
they've got that new bachelor whoel andlike all those older women who were after
him, and they look good.Well, well they got to. Why
don't they call it the old bastardbachelor? Then there you go, see,
(02:15):
because they didn't ask you, boy, didn't nobody ask me? Shit?
Yeah, and the dates all haveto be at five o'clock for dinner.
The earlier special lobes. Hey,don't make fun of loubies. I
love the loes. It used tobe over here. This is making a
lot now it's been as Now whereare you? Where are you calling from
(02:37):
port Worth? Hm? Get rightover off a beach street. Oh ye,
who are you calling a beach beach? Oh? If you won't get
that crazy bo? Has she heardbarbecue Bob's definition of flatulence? I think
you did. Yeah, the ABCdid, which was hysterical. Yeah,
(03:00):
so now we we we looked forwardto rufus X and the State Fair coupon
wrap. Yeah, that's coming uptoday. We had barbecue Bob and his
road kill road killed grid. That'swhat gave me the idea about the flashness
when he's talking about how you werelooking at it. Yeah. Now that
right, there is a buck,the buck snorterer. The most common time
(03:27):
from sick minds comes sick products.Yeah, I've been some of the funniest.
Well that's what. Alright, Well, thanks for calling man, Thanks
man, Brady. One thing,what was the name of that food truck
it was at Oh that was calledthe Easy Sliders or something like sliders?
Yeah, check them out. Didthey make sliders? I take it were
good? Oh? Man, Ihad the Gouda Yeah. Yeah. They
(03:52):
have about six different varieties and youcould pick mix and match. It was
great night. I'd rather have theGouda cheese than the Bada cheese and the
Famunda cheese. I don't want thateither. Yea, a garlic eli sauce
and grilled mushrooms. Look at you? Remember that was a perfect to a
truck for your events because my momwanted be to open a restaurant when I
(04:13):
graduated high school. Oh oh,well, listen, that truck was at
my event on Saturday. Yeah that'swhat he said. But you didn't see.
You didn't see it on the videobecause I didn't. You saw the
video I did. I did allFacebook live thing and then tape the stuff.
I was still in your pocket too, Yeah I did that. We
won't talk about that. I've alreadyto leave that one. But I just
(04:34):
wanted to let the cat out ofthe bag for them to get you.
Okay, okay. So I'm shootingthis video and I go and look and
I see the did that gum truckdriving off? What? That's what I
said? Wait a minute, You'reonly here for an hour. And so
turns out they had they had togo to the store, I guess.
So they came back about a halfhour later after my video is over.
(04:56):
Oh, well, good times overthere. Well, thanks for Colin man,
we got to all right, thereyou go, just every dress you'll
calling in just to say Hattie,Yeah, that's uh, that's Ken.
I forget his last name. Yeah, but he came out and saw us
at the blood drive at the giveme the vin dot com. Oh yeah,
remember showed us the zipper. Yeahyeah, yeah, remember of the
(05:21):
Zipper chest club. He hasn't showedme that zipper yet, and I don't
know. Well, you can lookat mine. It gives me the willie.
Yeah. Anybody piping up here ona let's see how you guys have
a great name. Well you theone with the phone. I know you
guys need to be looking at thisstuff too. Man, morning Suzanne.
(05:42):
Nobody's piping up about nothing. Sorry, I had to leave early yesterday.
I missed the after show decompressions.Analysts, the analysts. The analysts analysts
decompression session were short. Well,you weren't feeling too well, so we
just let you know. And everybodythat I say, like, I out
bad. After the first shingle shot, they go, oh the second shot
(06:02):
is word Oh no, so yougotta take it on a Friday. That's
what my brother told me, andI go, so I have to use
up my one day off really yeah, and feel bad? Okay, fine,
I will take one for the team. But they said that the first
shot wasn't that bad, so that'swhy I took it Sunday, you know.
Yeah, then ended up feeling likeshit, Oh my gosh, what
(06:23):
you gotta get shingles? Anyway,they're on top of your roof. That's
real funny, Brandy, that's realfun No wait, hold hold, I'm
trying to stifle less, so don'tship mysell. I think I can do.
What are the singles? It's chickenpox but for adults. Yeah,
oh really, it's the chicken poxvirus. But from everything that my cousin
told me, she's just getting overit. Ye is that it's the worst
(06:45):
thing she's ever been through. Itfelt like her skin was on fire.
It was horrible. Do you everhave chio? I don't remember you,
I think so. I didn't havethat either. I didn't have I didn't
have No. I don't believe Ihad chicken pox. I had whooping cough
that I do remember. Who'd youhave to whoop to get it? Okay,
I'm full of shit. I'm fullof shit. What about the mumps?
(07:09):
Y'all ever ever have the mumps?Will your face swells? All of
us your yeah glands? That's stillkind of feeling right there. Yeah,
that is the worst. You kindof look like Alfred Hitchcock. Yeah.
Tonsilitis was horrible. I always thoughtthat I was going to have to have
my tonsils out because all my friendsgot their tonsils out, and then they
got ice cream. Oh, Idid too, because there was a it
(07:31):
was kind of a trend in themid fifties to go ahead and have your
tonsils taken out, no matter what, no matter if you've got tonsilitis or
not, just so you can haveice cream. Well we didn't have that.
Oh yeah, well that was thefifties. I was always so jealous
of my friends. But then theywere in the hospital. They said it
was the worst. So, well, jealous of your friends because they had
because they got ice ice cream.I was seven years old. What ice
(07:56):
cream? Did you choose? Chocolate? The only one to eat chocolate?
But you know, the vanilla isthe most popular ship, right, isn't
it. I don't know. IfI got vanilla, I will put some
chocolate sauce. That's how I roll. You don't eat vanilla by itself.
I do sometimes. Speaking of that, I'd rather have child. Did y'all
(08:16):
see the pumpkin spice over there atWindy's? No, I heard about it.
Frosty not a big fan. Nota not a big fan a pumpkin
spice. Well, the thing aboutthat is it's good in small doss.
Yes, you get you get in, you get out. I've never had
pumpkin spice coffee because it's too sweet, I think. Yeah, so I've
(08:39):
never had it. I do likepumpkin pie, and I like a pumpkin
roll, the pumpkin cake which hascream cheese and then you roll it up.
It's so good. What is thatcalled. It's called a pumpkin roll?
Okay? Is it one? Oneperson makes it? I mean one
brand. I make it myself.Oh you do? Yes, Okay,
she's gonna have to make something forus. Now. How about Patti LaBelle?
(09:03):
Do you ever have her yam pies? Her sweet potato pie? It
is very good. Have you everhad that? Butt? No, you
like sweet potato pie? Yeah,Patti LaBelle, she probably makes more money
with that than her music. Yeah, because she's like, it sells out.
Yeah, it does, and butyou only get him in one place,
right or two places? I think? Really? Yeah? In the
(09:26):
store too, okay Walmart? Oris that one callar head Walmart? Walmart
with the salomonillar. Somebody ask aboutthat. They wanted to hear that again
Walmarc. Yeah, the bad salmonillar. I went in. Now you see,
I got me from Peanut Butter andI had the salomonilla in it.
(09:50):
That is dead. All that guysounds like, don't woman, No,
I wan't one on what you're gonnado. What you gonna do about shit?
I ain't doing shit. You guysmark this tape and then whenever he
plays it, I will play itagain. Sometimes I don't want that a
shower, Manila. So I amready, yes, so not ready because
(10:20):
we never go this early in theyear. It off. No, No,
we'll go. We'll go the Mondayafter the Where'd you get that Saracha's
shirt? I don't know. Idon't remember, because I got one just
like Urban Outfitters. I think it'sworth. Didn't somebody send those to us?
Because I have one just like it, and I wouldn't be and I
(10:41):
would not have gone out to buya Sarachi shirt. Well, I like
Sarachi, so I shaid. Hejust likes wearing it because it's got a
big cock on the front. Whata coincidence. Hey, you guys have
been you for a blood test allmorning, so I need to go.
Oh yeah, yeah, so youcan finally eat Yeah, you on something.
(11:09):
We'll see you guys in the morning. Eat me
It's the Bow and them after show, decompression and session, and here we
are once again. Yes, indeed, now, right before we went on
here, I got a guy onthe phone. He wanted to ask about
my New Orleans days. Yeah,let me see. Okay, who is
this? Oh there's a Canty girlsfriend. Okay who friend? Zebra neck
(00:26):
friend? Okay, zebra. Ohthat's right. You had the surgery too,
Dad, You say he got thesame You were asking Bow if he
saw something in New Orleans. Whatwas that? Well, he was talking
about the Preservation Hall Jazz Band.He said they came here. Yeah,
but back in seventy shrew or seventythree. Really, that was a while
(00:47):
ago. Now both Preservation Hall JazzSociety is what it's called band jazz band.
Now, they normally are there inNew Orleans. It that little that's
a little bit every single night therethere they're there. Now, when when
did they decide to go on tourand come to death? See, I
don't know that they did your owntour. They did they tour. They
(01:07):
were asked just to come here fora special thing. Oh cool, have
recruitment tap thing you know, youknow you played music, stay at it
tap thing. Yeah, okay,I get very cool. Yeah, yeah,
I never heard of the play.Do you remember the prerequisite of being
in that group? Uh, youhad to know how to play when the
Saints go marching in. No,you had to be sixty five or older.
(01:30):
Okay, yeah, because they wereall old guys. I remember going
there when I was a kid.They were all old guys. That's awesome.
And so when somebody dies off,then they bring in another sixty five
or older guy. Yeah, justlike just like Manudo, except the other
way. You had to be fifteenor young. I think when your voice
(01:52):
changed, they had to leave theband, because come on, who wants
to molest a sixty five year oldguys? You'd be surprised. They know
they've got that new bachelor whoel andlike all those older women who were after
him, and they look good.Well, well they got to. Why
don't they call it the old bastardbachelor? Then there you go, see,
(02:15):
because they didn't ask you, boy, didn't nobody ask me? Shit?
Yeah, and the dates all haveto be at five o'clock for dinner.
The earlier special lobes. Hey,don't make fun of loubies. I
love the loes. It used tobe over here. This is making a
lot now it's been as Now whereare you? Where are you calling from
(02:37):
port Worth? Hm? Get rightover off a beach street. Oh ye,
who are you calling a beach beach? Oh? If you won't get
that crazy bo? Has she heardbarbecue Bob's definition of flatulence? I think
you did. Yeah, the ABCdid, which was hysterical. Yeah,
(03:00):
so now we we we looked forwardto rufus X and the State Fair coupon
wrap. Yeah, that's coming uptoday. We had barbecue Bob and his
road kill road killed grid. That'swhat gave me the idea about the flashness
when he's talking about how you werelooking at it. Yeah. Now that
right, there is a buck,the buck snorterer. The most common time
(03:27):
from sick minds comes sick products.Yeah, I've been some of the funniest.
Well that's what. Alright, Well, thanks for calling man, Thanks
man, Brady. One thing,what was the name of that food truck
it was at Oh that was calledthe Easy Sliders or something like sliders?
Yeah, check them out. Didthey make sliders? I take it were
good? Oh? Man, Ihad the Gouda Yeah. Yeah. They
(03:52):
have about six different varieties and youcould pick mix and match. It was
great night. I'd rather have theGouda cheese than the Bada cheese and the
Famunda cheese. I don't want thateither. Yea, a garlic eli sauce
and grilled mushrooms. Look at you? Remember that was a perfect to a
truck for your events because my momwanted be to open a restaurant when I
(04:13):
graduated high school. Oh oh,well, listen, that truck was at
my event on Saturday. Yeah that'swhat he said. But you didn't see.
You didn't see it on the videobecause I didn't. You saw the
video I did. I did allFacebook live thing and then tape the stuff.
I was still in your pocket too, Yeah I did that. We
won't talk about that. I've alreadyto leave that one. But I just
(04:34):
wanted to let the cat out ofthe bag for them to get you.
Okay, okay. So I'm shootingthis video and I go and look and
I see the did that gum truckdriving off? What? That's what I
said? Wait a minute, You'reonly here for an hour. And so
turns out they had they had togo to the store, I guess.
So they came back about a halfhour later after my video is over.
(04:56):
Oh, well, good times overthere. Well, thanks for Colin man,
we got to all right, thereyou go, just every dress you'll
calling in just to say Hattie,Yeah, that's uh, that's Ken.
I forget his last name. Yeah, but he came out and saw us
at the blood drive at the giveme the vin dot com. Oh yeah,
remember showed us the zipper. Yeahyeah, yeah, remember of the
(05:21):
Zipper chest club. He hasn't showedme that zipper yet, and I don't
know. Well, you can lookat mine. It gives me the willie.
Yeah. Anybody piping up here ona let's see how you guys have
a great name. Well you theone with the phone. I know you
guys need to be looking at thisstuff too. Man, morning Suzanne.
(05:42):
Nobody's piping up about nothing. Sorry, I had to leave early yesterday.
I missed the after show decompressions.Analysts, the analysts. The analysts analysts
decompression session were short. Well,you weren't feeling too well, so we
just let you know. And everybodythat I say, like, I out
bad. After the first shingle shot, they go, oh the second shot
(06:02):
is word Oh no, so yougotta take it on a Friday. That's
what my brother told me, andI go, so I have to use
up my one day off really yeah, and feel bad? Okay, fine,
I will take one for the team. But they said that the first
shot wasn't that bad, so that'swhy I took it Sunday, you know.
Yeah, then ended up feeling likeshit, Oh my gosh, what
(06:23):
you gotta get shingles? Anyway,they're on top of your roof. That's
real funny, Brandy, that's realfun No wait, hold hold, I'm
trying to stifle less, so don'tship mysell. I think I can do.
What are the singles? It's chickenpox but for adults. Yeah,
oh really, it's the chicken poxvirus. But from everything that my cousin
told me, she's just getting overit. Ye is that it's the worst
(06:45):
thing she's ever been through. Itfelt like her skin was on fire.
It was horrible. Do you everhave chio? I don't remember you,
I think so. I didn't havethat either. I didn't have I didn't
have No. I don't believe Ihad chicken pox. I had whooping cough
that I do remember. Who'd youhave to whoop to get it? Okay,
I'm full of shit. I'm fullof shit. What about the mumps?
(07:09):
Y'all ever ever have the mumps?Will your face swells? All of
us your yeah glands? That's stillkind of feeling right there. Yeah,
that is the worst. You kindof look like Alfred Hitchcock. Yeah.
Tonsilitis was horrible. I always thoughtthat I was going to have to have
my tonsils out because all my friendsgot their tonsils out, and then they
got ice cream. Oh, Idid too, because there was a it
(07:31):
was kind of a trend in themid fifties to go ahead and have your
tonsils taken out, no matter what, no matter if you've got tonsilitis or
not, just so you can haveice cream. Well we didn't have that.
Oh yeah, well that was thefifties. I was always so jealous
of my friends. But then theywere in the hospital. They said it
was the worst. So, well, jealous of your friends because they had
because they got ice ice cream.I was seven years old. What ice
(07:56):
cream? Did you choose? Chocolate? The only one to eat chocolate?
But you know, the vanilla isthe most popular ship, right, isn't
it. I don't know. IfI got vanilla, I will put some
chocolate sauce. That's how I roll. You don't eat vanilla by itself.
I do sometimes. Speaking of that, I'd rather have child. Did y'all
(08:16):
see the pumpkin spice over there atWindy's? No, I heard about it.
Frosty not a big fan. Nota not a big fan a pumpkin
spice. Well, the thing aboutthat is it's good in small doss.
Yes, you get you get in, you get out. I've never had
pumpkin spice coffee because it's too sweet, I think. Yeah, so I've
(08:39):
never had it. I do likepumpkin pie, and I like a pumpkin
roll, the pumpkin cake which hascream cheese and then you roll it up.
It's so good. What is thatcalled. It's called a pumpkin roll?
Okay? Is it one? Oneperson makes it? I mean one
brand. I make it myself.Oh you do? Yes, Okay,
she's gonna have to make something forus. Now. How about Patti LaBelle?
(09:03):
Do you ever have her yam pies? Her sweet potato pie? It
is very good. Have you everhad that? Butt? No, you
like sweet potato pie? Yeah,Patti LaBelle, she probably makes more money
with that than her music. Yeah, because she's like, it sells out.
Yeah, it does, and butyou only get him in one place,
right or two places? I think? Really? Yeah? In the
(09:26):
store too, okay Walmart? Oris that one callar head Walmart? Walmart
with the salomonillar. Somebody ask aboutthat. They wanted to hear that again
Walmarc. Yeah, the bad salmonillar. I went in. Now you see,
I got me from Peanut Butter andI had the salomonilla in it.
(09:50):
That is dead. All that guysounds like, don't woman, No,
I wan't one on what you're gonnado. What you gonna do about shit?
I ain't doing shit. You guysmark this tape and then whenever he
plays it, I will play itagain. Sometimes I don't want that a
shower, Manila. So I amready, yes, so not ready because
(10:20):
we never go this early in theyear. It off. No, No,
we'll go. We'll go the Mondayafter the Where'd you get that Saracha's
shirt? I don't know. Idon't remember, because I got one just
like Urban Outfitters. I think it'sworth. Didn't somebody send those to us?
Because I have one just like it, and I wouldn't be and I
(10:41):
would not have gone out to buya Sarachi shirt. Well, I like
Sarachi, so I shaid. Hejust likes wearing it because it's got a
big cock on the front. Whata coincidence. Hey, you guys have
been you for a blood test allmorning, so I need to go.
Oh yeah, yeah, so youcan finally eat Yeah, you on something.
(11:09):
We'll see you guys in the morning. Eat me
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