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September 30, 2024 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
We're back, We're black, We're back, and fast faster other
morning stretch, get a bonus stretch.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Mondays, after traveling all weekend are kind of tough. What
time did you get home yesterday?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
About five ish?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (00:25):
All right?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Were you able to get home and unpack and then
get to sleep?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I'm unpacked nothing, not yet.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You'll fly into Stapleton, Denver.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I don't know what to day.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You're going to. You went to Colorado?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah, I know that's not the name of the airport.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Is it was International?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, I was just testing you guys.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh yeah, okay, I got it.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's it. Hey. Speaking of travel, we've got Rascus and
good Standing that are streaming us from Afar away as
posm hi. Yeah. Show went diving in Kazumel over the
weekend and saw morey eels.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh cool?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, yeah cool and also a little scary too. When
I go down there. I'm not really worried about sharks
too much, but if you get too close to an
eel you could lose a good saw.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
The Little Mermaid, Yeah, they were scary. Those eels.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, they'll come get you.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well, if one comes up, I'm not gonna try and
pet him.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'll be swimming like a Looney Tunes cartoon. Ye cool,
running in the water.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Remember those cartoon He's running faster. I think we did
that one time. Where what have you learned from cartoons? Yes,
in fact, we did a replay of that on That's Funny,
which we'll get you some tomorrow. Okay, let's go to
the phone here, shall we. Let's do it, had it

(01:57):
blowing them show.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Hey, I'm sorry about colling this morning. Upset about Chris
Kerstoffs and just.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Hit me hard. We all you know, you.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Know we had about boy scouts.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Man, we belows were the best wed.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
What you do in the privacy of your free time,
none of my bisness.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
What Mama always said, She said, Jesus is watching.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Jesus is watching. Jesus sees your crooked Christian ad and
he's gonna get you when you pass away. All you
creatures there are diddling kids and stuff. Your ass is
going to have a little hot foot day.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I wonder if the big guy is ten times more
pissed off at people of faith like that when they
become corrupt than he is together. Where the hell are
you Maryland? A marching babook?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Is that noise?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Well, I'm just I am riding down the road. But
I don't know about the background though, so I'm gonna
make it breathe. I hope you had a great weekend.
Go Cowboys and giglem By.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh yeah, thank you, Marl. I appreciate that. Now he
likes you, all right, Marl, We'll see you later.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You said the two favorite things cowboys and Aggies.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
And you know, since Cowboys are playing the Steelers, I'm
gonna have to play that special Steelers song that we have.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Isn't that the one that Domingo said was your favorite
one hit? Wonder Mmmm?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's called Fuck the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, Terrible Towels.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I don't know the terrible towel is mentioned in the song.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, as it should be.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Bring it on, Okay, I'm gonna save it for later
in the week now.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
As much as I did not like the Pittsburgh Steelers, yes,
I did like frank o'harris.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, I like Franco. I didn't like him when he
ran all over the Cowboys and them Super Bowls.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I don't know, there was just something about it.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
There was fun to watch the refrigerator become a big
celebrity for a while. I remember that. Oh okay, I
was just testing you guys. Wow, I'm just gonna shut
the hell up the rest of the morning.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I don't know. I always had a raw nerve for.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
The Steelers about Cherry Bradshaw didn't start liking him until
he started broadcast booth.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
No, once you interview these guys, they're okay. Yeah, like
Joe Montana. We had Joe Montana on and he was
nice as it. Didn't We play a clip on a
toy box Tuesday when it was Joe thisman's birthday.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
It was funny. Now he knew how.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
To play a long Yeah, he played. He was good.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
And didn't you like snap a pencil?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh yeah, I was making fun of him getting his
leg broke on Monday night football had these little golf pencils.
Hey Joe, Hey, y'all.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Out.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
It was my pleasure, all right.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Now, tell us real quick, bo what the hell did
you do to your foot?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh? I stepped wrong on the step. I'll damn it
at the stadium, I'll be fine, all right.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
We were just talking about that with Ben Creed. How
sometimes just stepping off a current happened to me on
a Halloween. Now you just were you stepping on a
step like going up.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Or yeah, I was going down down.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
And you rollo.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh I hate that. I've done that so many times
in my life. Quick story. We went to Amsterdam to
party for a few days. This was fifteen twenty years ago.
And we show up down there and we go immediately
to the district. We go to the Bulldog Cafe, which
is a famous American tourist spot if you want to
go over there and you want to get some some

(05:33):
legal weed and have a good time that way. So
we go in, we picked some stuff out, we sit
at the bar and we smoke and we're drinking some
of their stronger beer. I get up and we start
walking down the street again, and I'm so hammered. I'm
carrying my passport in my hand. That's how sharkd I was.

(05:54):
I was just snuck and I was like, oh, have
an ha on to this and get out. And the
sidewalks in Amsterdam like an obstacle course. They go up, down, left, right,
They have holes potholes, bikes lashed everywhere you look, so
it's really easy to have an accident. I'm walking along
nice and messed up in the red light district and
I roll my right ankle. I fall face first onto

(06:16):
the concrete, and inside my passport was my debit card
and it flew out and went into a storm drain.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh, I thought I had a bad story.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
So I had a swollen ankle and I had to
borrow money from a friend to make it through the
rest of the track.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Damn. Now did your foot swell up? Both?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, it swoolled up right now?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Like, oh, let's see.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, let's take a look.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Jesus.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh, it is a little swollen.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I got like two or three socks on there.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Too, Okay, kind of stabilized it.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
It looks like a grapefruit.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, baseball, It ain't very comfortable.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
You need to try either arnica aspor cream works good.
I use that on my ankle.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
What's arnica?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Arnica? You can get it at sprouts or Whole Foods.
It's like holistic.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh okay, and it's for inflammation, right right.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Ruises that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, I'll sure try it, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I will yeah, and then of course you have to
take anti inflammatories.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you need to be careful.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's what you need to do.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
I need to stop being such a freaking dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well you know, if you're gonna go and hurt your
legs even more, you do have the equipment handy for it.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
At least it was just a step. It wasn't an embankment.
I thought of you when I was at the State Fair,
because you know how everybody takes their picture with big
texts behind them, So everybody like steps up on top
to that embankment around big texts, And I thought I
could so easily jump from here after taking my picture.

(07:50):
And I was like, nope, no, I'm gonna take a
note from Boat and I like, set down.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I don't even jump to conclusions anything.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's a jump to conclusions, Matt.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
It's just a jump to the left. Let a step
to the rat.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Let's take a couple more from we got here. Hello, Bo,
damn Joe? Hello are you there? Hello?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
You know you you ought to get on the interview.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Well, they've never offered him up.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Now we want the drunk Joe. You're so pretty I want.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
We're gonna have to hide, Annabel.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
I want a kid cash, Yeah, slippy, some tongue.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Hey, Joe bo, do me a favorite. Show me that
cankle again real quick. Put that cankle, cankle.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Cankle, a cankle, that's pretty swolf dash.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Up on the bottom of your foot. Did you put
one of those salon pauses on there?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
No those bio phrase?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, I know, I know, look like a softball for
fucking up.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh well, that means that our trip to the State
Fair is going to have to be put off until
you can walk around.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
You guys can go without, or we can get you
a scooter.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I think you guys are going to want to go
without him.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Who knows what will happen to him at the damn
I get are those rascal scooters?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I'll get killed by the tilted world.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Get the boy a golf cart to zoom around on.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'll do something because I want to go at least
one day.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I did see this guy and it wasn't a scooter.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
It was cool.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
It was like a bike, motorized bike, like a trike,
and he was zip zip zipping.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
That's what we should get you.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
We don't need we don't need boat zip zip zipping anywhere.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, and if Boat was going to drive a scooter,
we couldn't call it a rascal. We would have to
call it a rescue.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yes, of course, you know how it works around.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'll be here all week.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, well, Matt, you have a good weekend, all right,
We'll see you, Matt.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, yeah, I did. I did. I watched everybody that
I needed to win lose.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
I'm sorry, And that's okay, that's okay. I mean, I've
given up on football this year. I got a guy
that works with the local racetrack that that that is
trying to put the the NFL's wins and losses on
the Illuminati and UH and the Viet com So I
try to duck and dodge whenever I go to get

(10:30):
my coffee at racetrack. And it's not an easy thing
because this kid.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Love him to death. He's a sweet kid, but I
mean I can never tell whether he's serious or not,
so I try to avoid him at all costs. But
other than that, you know, it was a good weekend. Yeah,
it's a pretty good weekend.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Good glad to hear you.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Guys. Did all all did okay? This weekend?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Survived? Hey, bo Bo, who's Santa claus On? Steve Noviello, show.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
You know who that is. That's Jody Dean.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Is he working as a Santa claus Now?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I don't know. He grew big ass beer.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
It's like pure white. That did not look like Jody
Dean at all. It looked like Santa.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Are you all looking at the fox? Four feet?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, it was now something else Steve nov.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yellow Bungee Johnny.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah, but wait until you see Jody Dean. It doesn't
even look like it didn't.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Here's a quick little peak at our Speaking of football picks,
here's a quick little peak at our standing scores. Here. Uh,
Clay picked up six points Thursday through the weekend. He
holds onto first place with nineteen. I am just barely
in second place with thirteen. Anna had five points from
her picks.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Thank you Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, and she's just barely in third place at at
twelve points. Then we got eleven points for Deuce not
doing so hot, but both having a tough run, nine
points for both long.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
You picked a lot of underdog, no I know. Yeah, Oh,
sh show them Jody Dean.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, show him Jody Dean. There he is, that's Jody Dean.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
He looks like Santa. I wonder if we're going to
see him at North Park or the Galleria.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's like Burrow lives and Santa had a baby.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Jody, I like Joy. I want a new puppy for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Jody, well, little kid, be careful what you wish for.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
If you get your mama to come ground on my lap,
maybe we can work something out.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Would you like?

Speaker 4 (12:28):
All right? We'll see you all right in the bell
laugh you laugh at the goofiest ship that.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
We get delirious, and it's like especially now right it's.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Time to go.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, it's I need a nap. We will see you
tomorrow for Toy Box Tuesday. Get between the ditches and
don't go stepping wrong or you'll.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
End up like me.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Step lively, boy, we need you.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
I won't be stepping very lively. I'll be using my cane,
but I'll be using by

Speaker 5 (13:04):
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