The Bo and Them Full Show- Toyboxes: Steve O, Prison Bitch, Bill Burr, Harlan Williams June 25, 2024 (Ep 1174)

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There we go, sweeties. I'ma mom, but that doesn't mean I
don't like to have fun. Idrive them an Eva, but I can
let loose a little too. Iwant to use heroin, but I also
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I'm almost more alert than if Iweren't on heroin. Heroin use in
America is steadily on the rise,but productivity among heroin users has remained stagnant.
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now I can chase the dragon whileI also chase this little guy. Wow,
this might be the first afternoon Momdoesn't need a nap. Heroin AM,

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from the makers of Cocaine PM.I went from nodding off to nodding
yes to war heroine. Now,who's ready for school? You sweat,
but you don't dare move. Youwant to scream, but you can't.

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Terror grips every nerve in your body, and your heart is beating so fast
it feels like your ear drums aregoing to burst. You swallow hard,
and you realize there is nothing youcan do but wait and squirm. The
bow and them show the ultimate corror, millions of writhing, seething creatures oozing

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out of the mire shots into afrenzy by one hundred thousand volts of electricity,
driven by an uncontrollable urge to feedon human flesh. Had squirm ratedar
on the seventeen Not to jetted withour parents. Just listen to those squirming
sounds as well, added for aspecial effect good moving. Yeah, I

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actually saw Squirm one time. It'sa real movie or at home. Oh
no, I'm not gonna go seeSquirm in the theater and actually a hard
core Yeah, it's really nasty.It makes you squirm. Well, that's
right, it's in the title.Look at that. I'm squirming in my
chair just thinking about it. Hey, I am happy to see that you
are not a fair weather fan.Look at your representing for Texas. Yes,

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I went ahead and wore my Aggieshirt. I knew the Aggies lost,
but I said, you know whata game, I'll show them something.
Yes it was, Yes it was, but you know there was something
inside of me. Ain't it ain'tgonna happen. They tried, though they
were close. Hadn't happened for anyof my team so far, So why
would it be the Aggie? Ohwell, oh well, we'll talk about

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that in sports of all sorts.And of course we got the bizarre in
the unusual in the freaking Fool File, which is later on this hour.
Never a shortage of weeks, nope, nope, there's plenty to go around
for everyone. Oh yeah, andwe have tickets see Judas Priest Pavilion at
Toyota Music Factory that is on Octobertwenty sixth. That's a week end,

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Yes it is. Yeah, Ilike that, and a toy box Tuesday.
So anything you want to hear that'sout of the archives that are ever
increasing, let me know and I'lldo what I can do find them.
Fuck. We got a couple ofemails yesterday, people requesting some of old
things from the toy box. Ohyeah, yeah, well just let me
know what they are and I'm goingto try to find them for you as

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we celebrate. Yeah, today isGlobal Beatles Day, like the Beatles,
the Fab four or Beatles like thebud No Beatles like the bab for It
takes place on June twenty fifth becausethat marks the day that the first live
satellite production was broadcast globally. Itwas a British program entitled Our World,
and it ended with the Beatles performanceof All You Need Is Love. It

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was estimated that at least four hundredmillion people watching it, which is the
largest television audience up until that time. I remember seeing it on the Ed
Sullivan Show. It's Color TV Day. I want to mention that right after
that, because I think that GlobalBeatles broadcast was in black and a line
like that. On today's date,nineteen fifty one, four thirty five pm

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Eastern Times, CBS made what isregarded as the first color television podcast,
an hour long variety shold called Premiere, which featured Arthur Godfrey, Edge Sullivan,
Gary Moore, among others. Mygrandparents had the first color TV and
Corsic Cari seriously and a bunch oftheir friends would come over all the time
and watch the wonderful world of Disneyand Bonanza Liver Color. It is mitch

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Lane Day. Who is mitch Lane? Well, I'm glad you asked.
In the solving of ruby cubes,mitch Lane was made famous after achieving a
personal best of solving it in sixpoint two five seconds. Who that officially
was gone on at June twenty fifth, which is six twenty five his time.

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It's mitch Lane Day and memory ofthe six point two five seconds of
his personal best, His record hasbeen broken several times since they've done it
faster. Yes, oh, yes, absolutely need to get a life.
National Catfish Day. Yum. Yougive me a lot of hot red cocktail
saft with some pride in coleslaw,and I will significantly bring down the catfish

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population in one sitting. Oh,I'll help you. Hell yeah. And
for dessert, it's National Strawberry parFay Day. You got to use some
strawberry park pay right, Jim.It's Boordain Day. Yes, yes,
honor the legacy in life and birthdayof world famous culinary and the storyteller Anthony

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Bourdain. Born on this date innineteen fifty six, and it's also Leon
Day. It has nothing to doabout somebody named Leon. It takes his
name because Leon is Noel spelled backwards. And that precedes Christmas in July celebration
and takes place exactly a half ayear before Christmas. That's that's right,

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six months after Christmas, six monthsbefore Christmas. Anything happen after Christmas even
earlier, even earlier. So ittakes place exactly a half a year before
the holiday of Christmas. Okay,so we briefly touched on it, but
we'll talk about some goodies in sportsof all sorts. Then of course we

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got the freaking full file. Ifyou want to make a request for toy
box Tuesday, I'll be listening.I'm right here. I ain't going anywhere
except to the bathroom. Okay,good, let's do the sack crack o'pokman.
Yeah, come yam Dallas for HorseClassic Rock lone Star ninety two five

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six point thirty. You know whatthat means. It's time for sports of
all sports, brought to you bythe will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to will Height wins dot com. Well, none of my teams that
have got, the championships have won. Still, the Texas A and m
Aggies could not bounce back last nightfrom a Game two loss, falling just
short of a comeback in Game threeof the College World Series to the Tennessee

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Volunteers, who took home the prize, winning six to five wins. The
win marks the first College World Serieschampionship for the Balls in program history.
This is Tennessee's second College World SeriesFinals appearance, the first coming in nineteen
fifty one where they lost to Oklahoma. It was also Texas A and M's

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first appearance in the College World Seriesfinals. With Tennessee's win, a Texas
team will not have won the CollegeWorld Series in two decades. Want to
guess who the last team to winwas? University of Texas. Yes,
yes, I knew, you knowit. I know you're alumniey. Since
twenty fourteen, only nine College WorldSeries champions have been universities outside of the

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Southeastern Conference because the SEC is atough conference to play in. Speaking of
baseball, did the Rangers win orlose? Well, they were hoping to
win their fifth finals. Oh okay, you just answered my question. Yeah,
Milwaukee had other plans for the TexasRangers. The Brewers scored five runs
in the sixth, including Rhys Hoskins'grand slam, to beat the Rangers six

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to three. Last night in Milwaukee. The Rangers had taken a two to
nothing lead with rbu singles from MarcusSimeon and Corey Seger in the fifth and
the Dallas Garcias fourteenth homer made itthree to one in the top of the
six before Milwaukee rallied in the bottomof the inning. The two teams face
off again tonight in Milwaukee. Firstpitch, we'll be at seven to ten.

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Speaking of your Texas Rangers right handerand three time Cy Young Award winner
Max Schertzer, who had a greatgame on Sunday, throwing five scoreless innings
in his season debut, Well,he was definitely feeling the pain yesterday.
He has a little thumb soreness,something that Rangers manager Bruce Bochie says is

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only natural. After the game thathe had and after being off for so
long. Shirtzer has a book pensession scheduled for today. He's on track
to pitch again Friday in Baltimore.Wellow right, Dan, Well, I
know stars didn't make but who wonthe NHL Championship last night? I got

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the update for you, all right. It might not have been the Dallas
Stars, but someone put a whoopingon the Edmonton Oilers. Oh. I
like that. The Florida Panthers areStanley Cup champions for the first time in
their history. I was kind ofwanting Edmonton to come back and do it
after being down three games to nothing. I just want to see Edmonton get
their ass kicked, and they area very proficient team. The Panthers took

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about the hardest path possible to theStanley Cup. Surgery Bovrovsky made twenty three
saves. The Panthers beat the EdmontonOilers just barely, two to one last
night in Game seven of the StanleyCup Final. This is the third title
round appearance in Florida's thirty year history. It was swept in ninety six by
Colorado, routed four to one byVegas last season, and this time they

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were on the right side of history. After avoiding what would have been a
historic collapse. The Panthers won thefirst three games of the series, then
they lost the next three. Whata nail situation, and needed to win
last night to avoid joining the nineteenforty two Detroit Red Wings as the only
teams to lose the final after takinga three to zero lead in the title

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round. So South Florida now hasone of everything when it comes to titles
from the four major pro sports leaguesin the US. The Dolphins championships twice,
Florida Marlins champions twice, Miami Heatsthree titles, and now the Panthers
have joined the party with a StanleyCup win. You know it's so cool.
Last night after the Panthers won,is they throw all these plastic rats

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onto the ice boat. What isthat supposed to significant? Back in the
mid nineties, one of their playerssaw a rat in the locker room hit
it with his hockey stick. Itended up dying up against the wall,
and then he went on to scorethree goals that night. So this rat
became their mascot. And that's whyFlorida Panthers always throw these plastic rats on
the ice rock. And they evenhave a mascot called Victor E. Rat,

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as in Victor E. Green likethe stars. Victor kind of reminds
you of those rats we used tohave that last November juicy ones. Well,
even though the twenty twenty four NFLseason hasn't even started. Mike McCarthy
faces a big issue as he maynot be with the Cowboys for much longer.
Well, that'll make your son Claytonhappy. Yeah, this is what's

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going on on the rumor mail.I'm just letting you know, okay.
Success is not a word that hasdescribed the Cowboys in recent years. Despite
having a roster full of stars,the team has consistently falling short of championship
expectations, something Jerry wants for real, real bad now. Despite being one
of the best sports franchises in theworld in financial terms, the Cowboys on

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field success has yet to arrive.The team is not in its best moment,
and all eyes are on Mike McCarthy, The head coach, who had
a successful tenure with the Green BayPackers, joined Jerry's kids in twenty twenty.
Since then, he has amassed aforty two to twenty five record in
the regular season, but a disappointingone and three record in the playoffs.

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And that's why Jerry's really pissed.It's not even Jerry that's thinking about getting
rid of him. Mike McCarthy iskind of starting to think I have just
had it with this guy now.For this reason, rumor suggests that Jerry
may fire McCarthy soon. However,it appears the head coach might part ways
with the club before the owner decidesto relieve him of his duties. Wow,
that one seemed to be a reallystupid move to change coaches before the

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season even starts. Just letting youknow what's going around on the Cowboys rumor
mill, just so you'll know.Speaking of the Dallas Cowboys, the Dallas
Cowboy Cheerleaders are the most recognizable cheerteam in the sports world. Everybody knows
that, and the new Netflix documentaryAmericas Sweetheart's Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders revealed the iconic
cheer team might not make as muchas fans think. Remember last week the

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Scar Brothers talked about oh yeah,oh yeah. Now. According to Forbes,
the Dallas Cowboys are the most valuablesports franchise in the world, with
a nine billion dollar price tag.Despite that, NBC Sports Boston reported in
twenty twenty two, the Dallas Cowboycheerleaders make around fifteen to twenty dollars per
hour. That's about twenty two thousand, five hundred on average annually. Now

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by comparison, the average NFL waterboy makes fifty three thousand dollars a year,
yes, and NFL mascots make twentyfive thousand dollars per season. The
documentary also revealed many of the dancershave second jobs just to make ends meet.
According to a PBS article from twentyfourteen, they make below minimum wage

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these cheerleaders. During the show,Cowboys chief brand officer Charlotte Jones, Jerry's
daughter, defended the franchise's payroll forcheerleaders, saying it is about being part
of something bigger than themselves, andpeople on social media went crazy expressing their
anger at those remarks that Charlotte Jonesmade. It's like, no, pay

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them. Yes, they make alot of money for you, so pay
them accordingly. And you just saidthey're the most popular cheering squad in the
world. Yes, come on,y'ally, you think about personal expenses too,
hair, makeup? You think they'regetting reimbursed for that new No,
no way. A North Texas golfer'sincredible shot, which happened right here in
our backyard, has earned him anincredible new ride, Dunta DA. His

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name is Gregory Spear, he participatedin the Southern Star Scramble golf tournament that
it benefited the Mid Lothian Chamber ofCommerce. And when he reached hole number
seventeen at the Tangle Ridge golf Coursein Grand Prairie, he hit a flawless
shot that landed on the green andit rolled directly into the cup. Think
how about that Park Place Motor CarsArlington ponied up. They sponsored that event

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and they offered a brand new Mercedesbands E Class to anyone who could hit
a hole in one. Spear gotto drive that luxury car home the same
day thanks to his extraordinary display ofprecision. Congrats to other guy. He
should be rewarded for a hole inone, unlike in Japan, where you
got to throw a ten thousand dollarsparty to celebrate with your friends. I

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don't like that tradition at all.Now, whether you like MMA or not,
you'll like this story. Amateur MMAfighter Lukas Bukovak recently went zero in
two in one night, despite havingjust fought one opponent. They say you
should never kick someone while they're down, but some say Bukovac brought it upon
himself when he decided after he gotthe absolute snot beat out of him in

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a fight to get down on oneknee and propose to his girlfriend inside the
octagon. Now, if he hadone, there was still no guarantee that
the girl would say yes. Butgetting rejected in front of twenty thousand spectators
is so much more painful after gettingyour ass kicked yes. Unfortunately, Bokovak

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had to just keep kneeling there onone knee and hear his visibly embarrassed girlfriend
shoot down his marriage proposal for allto hear and see. Why did she
turn him down in front of ahuge crowd because three days before he got
caught banging another woman. Oh,a woman his girlfriend hated with a passion.
Oh, he deserved to be humiliatedlike that. I knew you were

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gonna say that. That would doit. Yep. To make matters worse,
the whole thing was filmed and thevideo is going viral around the world.
How to come and nip so tospeak up. It's about freaking full
file licks on the poe of themshoe. That is the sound of Steve's

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mescalin kicking in. Apparently make itworking, Dallas. What was classic rock
lone Star ninety two and I oh, Ronnie in Bedford wants to hear prison
bitch and we hadn't played that,so we'll do it early next hour.
But now it's time for the freakingfool file. I like it when a
freaking fool file comes from our veryown backyard. Really, The Securities and

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Exchange Commission is suing a Fort Worthman, claiming he submitted a bogus offer
of two hundred million dollars to buya now defunct aerospace company. Matthew Brown,
a self proclaimed venture capitalist who grewup in Fort Worth and now lives
in Hawaii, offered to bail outVirgin Orbit with two hundred million dollars in

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March of twenty twenty three, asthe company was on the verge of bankruptcy.
Brown told the company CEO that hehad already invested hundreds of millions in
other space companies and sent him afake screenshot sewing one hundred and eighty two
million dollars in his bank account.That's not too hard to fake, now,
is it. However, this dipshithad less than a dollar in his

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bank account. Brown falsely claimed hehad a law degree from SMU and had
investments in over thirteen space companies,he line he line. After leaking the
offer to the media, Virgin Orbit'sstock price spiked by thirty three percent.
Brown even appeared on CNBC to talkabout his offer, even though he signed

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a non disclosure agreement. You signedone of those, and they can sue
you if you reveal what you're notsupposed to reveal. That hell out of
you. The sec says Brown actuallyhad a negative network at the time and
no holdings in the space industry ashe claimed. How long did this guy
think he could keep this up?Virgin Orbit filed for bankruptcy the following month

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and sold all of its assets.The Securities and Exchange Commissions wants Brown to
pay a civil fine and face apermanent ban from serving as an officer or
director of any public ever for therest of his life. Wow, goodness,
we have a name for people likethat in North Texas. Yeah,
thirty thousand dollars millionaire's. But thisis a one dollar millionaire. Yeah.

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In fact, he had less thana dollar in his bank account. Should
be easy to pull that ruse off. Huh, Well, who's looking for
a wife? Only fans star BonnieBlue made a name for herself this past
spring break by reportedly dropping her linenand banging one hundred and twenty two guys
on spring break in kan Ku.I remember talking about assuming that they agreed

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to let her video their encounter forcontent on her only Fans page. Even
though she says she's logged a twohundred person body count so far this year
alone, Blue knows that true loveis out there for her somewhere. For
those interested in being Blue's dream boytoy, you're gonna have to first understand

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her profession, especially since it's madeher a millionaire over the past year and
she's not the least bit sorry aboutit. You'll also have to accept the
fact that she's going to be spreadingfor several guys a week on camera and
you'll just have to wait your turn. And she he may do some outside
casting along the way as well forher business. Oh yeah, yeh yeh,

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busy girl, just consider those auditionsa test hump if you will up.
Yes. Bonnie Blue also needs herdream guy to be fun, outdoorsy,
and driven in life h wink wink, and wants to have crazy adventures.
Yeah, because her life isn't crazyenough. It would also help to
move to the UK because that's whereBonnie Blue says, the guys are.

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How bad do you want it is? Don Well, she is a millionaire
for boy toys. Yeah, butlook how she got the millionaire being a
dirty leg man. I heard she'salso looking for a good man that has
a big board tied to his ass. But that's just a rumor so he
won't fall in. Yeah, andplenty of penicillin that would help. So

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down to Florida, you guys werethings just keep getting weirder. And at
the freaking fool file department, we'regrateful for that. A Wells Fargo location
in Florida, whoops left its doorsunlocked. Oh nah, left his door
the hell? Yeah? This isafter business hours on a Saturday night.
This tempted a man to walk by, walk in, then rab the play.

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So unfortunately they were asking for doorsopen. I guess anybody can go
out. I mean it was likean invitation officer. He wasn't able to
get anything other than a trip tothe clink. This is thirty three year
old Colton van hahn Heinstein, andhe noticed the open door and said to
himself, I wonder if there's anyfree money laying around. So in he

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went with his big, long noseand he sniffed around. But before he
did, he thought to run acrossthe street to a convenience store to buy
a mask so that no one wouldrecognize him on security camera. Well,
the bank's cameras were functioning properly,thank god, and captured him on video
walking around the bank looking through thedrawers for cash. He couldn't find any

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all the money securely locked up atnight. They're a responsible bank, they
wouldn't forget to lock up their money. No, so he left and he
figured he was in the clear.The convenience store across the street, however,
they had a camera too, andthey worked too, and they caught
a real good look at his facewhen he came in to buy a mask.
The cops were able to identify andarrest him for burglary, even though
he didn't actually take anything. Theycuffed and stuffed him anyway. The bigger

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question is why did the bank leavetheir front door wide open? This is
not a riddle they forgot. Itwas probably just an oversize. Sure,
sure he wasn't caught on the banksecurity camera because he had a mask on
that he bought from the convenience storeacross the street, but the convenience stoor's
camera had him buying the mask.Didn't quite think it through, did you.

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Brud was from Florida and then Humancuriosity has been at the core of
many breakthroughs throughout history, but itsoutcome isn't always possible, like this case
of a twelve year old dumb ass. Riley Morrison, an English Scooba boy
from Greater Manchester, had to undergolife saving surgery after deliberately swallow fifty four

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tiny magnet balls as part of adumb experiment. Now, the wanna be
magneto ingested the magnets to see ifthe metal object would stick to his stomach
and also what the metal balls wouldlook like when he passed them through his
pooper. Unfortunately, things didn't goasureding to plan, and after days went

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by with bad stomach pains and withouthim passing a singnal magnet ball clink,
he finally told his mom at twoin the morning, I can hear now
you did me up to tell meyou did what man. That very same
night, the concerned mother took himto a hospital after reaming him anew one,

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where an x Ray reveal that Rileyhad many magnets inside of him,
fifty four to be exact. Unfortunatelyfor him, because of his little stunt,
he had to spend ten days inthe hospital vomiting green liquid caused by
his bowel. He also couldn't moveit all, couldn't go to the toilet

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and was fed through a tube andhad a cathender inserted. You know where
ow damn son, Yep, it'sdumbass. That makes the freaking fool file
goal round y. Yeah, it'sjuicy or that way. Judas Priest coming
to North Texas in October, andwe want you to be at the show
coming up next hour. We haveyour chance to win tickets to see Judas

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Priest at the Pavilion at Toyota MusicFactory October twenty six. And since it
is a toy box Tuesday, Bowwill no doubt have some sort of toy
tie Well, actually it's not atoy tie in, but it is something
to do with kids. Oh okay, that's all right, I'm kids in
magnets. I'm going off script here. That's gonna be at seven fifty this

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morning right here on the Bow andThem Show on Dallas Forte's classic rock lone
Start ninety two to five. Yeah, but now but now that del say
Never Never Dallas Force classic rock loanstar ny I told you not to say
David Sorry. By the way,let me remind you once again. Tomorrow

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is Ask His Stuff Day. Yougot a question you need the answer to,
We'll look it up for you.Call the Aska Stuff Hotline two one
four eight six six eighty six hundred. That's two one four eighty six six
eight six zero zero. Leave yourquestion there, we'll answer it on the
air and play the game you loveto hate for those Judas priest tickets.
Choose your news. And there isa theme that time know there is.

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It's on my calendar, Annabelle lovetheme. Look at that big anbl smile.
Yeah, but you bet it?Okay? Uh? Steve, oh
you know who Steve O is?Oh yeah, from all of those Jackass
movies. Yep. He's been onthe show several times. But he recently
joined the half century Club and turnedfifty years old. Wow, and just

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got him a penis tattoo on hisface thanks to post Malon. Post Malone
gave him a big old pecker righton his face. Well, Steve's been
in here before, and so wethought we'd honor his birthday. It's the
Big five. Oh for Steve.Oh, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Steve show. How are you,Steve? I'm very well man. Thank

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you. At least you're in onepiece. That's the important thing. That's
right. Nobody commits to the bitlike Steve Old. That's right. It's
a wonder you're still walking. Thestuff you've done to yourself. Uh huh.
I agree with that. What's theworst injury you ever had doing jackass?
I'm doing jackass. Also, there'sanother level that you can go to

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besides jackapbu and one stunt. Ibroke my cheekbone. I broke and broke
seventeeth. I had ten stitches ofmy chin, a concussion, and a
broken wrist. What the hell'd youdo? I threw myself off a balcony
at a keg party at the Universityof Miami. I was trying to impress
a fat chick. What you gottado, what you gotta do. And

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I mean it's kind of I don'tmean to fat shame anybody, but like
you know, I had taken toomany pills and drank too much booze and
I just did it wrong. Andyou said this won't hurt. I'll face
plant off a second story winner.Yeah. I didn't mean to land on
my face, but boy did INo. I was just trying to land

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on the It's only a second floorbalcony, but a problem. Yeah,
it happened. What possibly happen?It was? It was a tough one.
But but that's not the most painfulone. And and this used to
be a question that kind of annoyedme, like what's the most painful stunt?
Because because there's different kinds of pain, you know, like, uh,

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some some pain's quick, you know, and it was sharp, like
getting electrocuted, then it goes awayand right, and then there's other pain
where it's like, uh, itdrags on and on for weeks on end.
Like if you got it burns onyour butt cheek, then you got
to peel off your underwear every timeyou stand up and it really hurts.
Well that's what you get when youput a bottle rocket in your ashty,
right, But I don't have toworry about that because I have a definitive

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answer now. It's yeah, Igot skin grafts on fifteen percent of my
body due to really really, it'smy first experience with third degree burns.
Boys had a fascinating story and that'sthe that's the grand finale of this show
that I'm doing here this weekend.Oh really Yeah, it's the bucket List

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Tour, and I have you know, every item on the list is essentially
a jackass style stunt that was justtoo outrageous to ever consider doing until I
found myself in this awful predicament beingSteve O in my forties and I'm like,
man, you got to live upto your reputation. Well yeah that
too, and I feel like Imight have a limited amount of time before

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it gets creepy to watch me dothis stuff. So I'm going after this
list and I'm doing it with urgency. And what's exciting about this this whole
tour is just that, you know, I've been on this comedy circuit for
this is my ninth year, andnow my worlds have just converged. So
I'm doing like higher levels. I'mdoing one more push to raise the bar

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one more time for crazy and crazyand the name of crazy, and like,
I got this whole act about thisbucket list and after each bit,
I screen it in the showroom.Oh, so people get to see it
at the show. You're gonna seeme falling out of an airplane naked with
a dude on my back, peeand white, going number three, going

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number three, this stuff. Doyou just get drunk and say I got
a idea, I'll put a bottlerocket in my ass. Well, it's
been a while since I got drunk, but I do still keep coming up
with them. And you know,when I did this, I was doing
this Buckets tour. It's the mostexciting thing and at the same time,
it's really depressing because I thought,oh man, I've left myself nowhere to

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go. I got nothing to doafter this. But I've been on touring
with this act in September and Ialready came up with Uh. I don't
know, like, uh, thelist keeps getting a longer. From sick
minds come sick products and thick Yeah, but I just I'm just remembering the

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jackass done. Uh. First ofall, what did you put a damn
jellyfish on your head for? Youknow, the cure jellyfish thing? They
got to pee on you, right? Sure? Yeah, And I found
that that doesn't work. Yeah,So I was swimming with sharks and I
inadvertently got stung by a jellyfish.You know, it wasn't meant to happen
and I and I peeed all overmyself and didn't help. And so then

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I thought, well, shoot,there's a bit there. And so what
we did was we actually found jellyfish. We we filled up an aquarium filled
with jellyfish. And the bit wascalled bobbing for jellyfish. It's like,
yeah, it was like it waslike that they were like bob and apples?
Is that the jellyfish? Would?I tell you? He commits to

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the Dallas Forest Classic rockolone Star ninetytwo to five. You know, we
lost David Bowie in twenty sixteen.However, twenty years ago today he unknowingly
said goodbye during one of his shows. Correct On June twenty fifth, two
thousand and four, during a setat the Hurricane Festival in Shessel, Germany,

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he experienced some chest pain, buthe shrugged it off as a pinch
nerve in his shoulder because he knewhe had one. It turned out it
was an acutely blocked coronary artery,which required an emergency angioplasty in Hamburg,
Germany. He canceled the remaining fourteendates of his tour and never did his
show again. Now. In theyears that follow he did a few one

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off performances, including joining Arcade Firetwo times in two thousand and five and
David Gilmour at London's Royal Albert Hallin two thousand and six. He died
of liver cancer January tenth, twentysixteen. He was sixty nine years old.
Didn't make it to seven. Iknow, way too young and so

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so freaking talented. Did you eversee him? Lying? No, I
remember I told you that I hadfront row tickets on his Let's Dance tour
and I gave him to my brotherand my sister in law because my brother
was the biggest David Bowie fan Iknew. So I never got to see
him, and I always see you, though I always thought I would have
the chance. You know. Yeah, you should have been rewarded for that

(33:28):
good deed. You. Yeah,my brother should leave me in his will.
Damn right, all right. ToyBox Tuesday, Ronnie and Bedford said
we hadn't played this in a while, and he's right, we haven't played
this song in a while. Ladiesand gentlemen, the Bowe and them show
proudly presents proudly, well maybe proudly, but we reluctantly present present. They

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say, I love is taboo,that what we're doing is wrong, but
I don't care what they say becausemy love is so strong. They tell
us we should be a shamed we'renot husband and wife, but I cherished

(34:15):
each moment with you. I'm soglad in my life. You're my prison
bitch, my prison bitch. You'renot like other men. I'm glad we

(34:39):
share a prison self. When lightsgo out at ten, I can except
for a pill. Now that wouldbe a cried As long as I am
doing you, I don't mind doingtime cause you're by prison bitch, my

(35:00):
prison bitch, and I have noregrets. I got you for a candy
bar and a pack of cigarettes.At first you were resistant, but now
you are my friends. I knewthat I would get you in the end,

(35:20):
prison bitch. I guess that youwere sent from a bar the prison
bitch, student man, prison bit, and now you are my prisoner and

(35:42):
a prison bitch, your prison bitch, and your rock sex mission only head
on request how about some vaseli sure, I'm tiring off this prison self handy
to get away, liscent to sevenyears, not seven times a day.

(36:04):
I'm your prison bitch, your prisonbitch, Union fall maniac Jimmy, I
really hate these knockers that you taughtyou on my back. I thought that
I could break away, but nowI'm losing home. God, I'm tired
of picking up as prison bitch.Turn out the lights because I can hardly

(36:35):
a bitch bitch. When I getout, I'm ready to go straight.
If you're my prison bitch, myprison bitch, I'll never say goodbye.
You're not like all the others.Too bad they had to die on the

(37:00):
second thought, the last day.If you want me to your prison bitch
is never leaving you. But nowyou're my soul, no criminal. You

(37:29):
want to find out where they callthis the Pokey be'st Beautiful Will Dallas Horse
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two,Vivees, Stevie Ray Vaughan, mister homeboy
himself. Now you know we havetickets to see Judas Priest. They're coming

(37:52):
to the Toyota Music Factory in Octoberand toy Box Tuesday. Sometimes I do
a toy, but this time I'mdoing something a little different. It's a
commercial that kids used to love.Okay. In fact, it was one
of the last really politically incorrect commercials, which is why we loved it.

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That's true. I'll play that.You tell me what the product is and
you win. Is it one ofthose commercials that when we were kids,
we just couldn't help singing it orquoting it to each other and anything to
sing, but you would you'll knowthe product because it was politically incorrect.
And look how we turned out.You see, there's a perfect example.
Another friend of this show's who's beenaround for a while, Bill Burr.

(38:37):
Bill y love him. He justturned fifty six. Here's one of our
visits with mister Bill Burr. Youguys at Dallas, you guys all like
trying to act like you're JR.Ewing walking around with your big hats and
your ex caliber cars. Do yousee one hat in here? Neither one
of us wear a hat, because, you know, because that's just what
they show people who don't live here. I know. That's like, I'm

(38:58):
from Boston. So the anytime theyshowed like when the Red Sox won it,
every Red Sox fan. They showwas like like a lobster fisherman and
they'd be sitting there in a docktying like a sailor's nod. It's like,
I live there. I never fished. I hate clam showder. They
don't talk like a Kennedy. Theylook like the Gordon's fisherman guy. Oh
yeah, exactly, all the fishdicks. Oh we got the big yellow
raincoats just walking around. I'm aRed Sox fan, like the guy with

(39:21):
the hook and I know what youdid. So in New York, your
perception of Texas is tumble weeds rollingin cactus and people don't know it's it's
more like like new money people walkingaround at a very ghetto fabulous sort of
I guess white ghetto fabulous with likethe long nails, big hair, Kuela
Deville. If Kruella Deville could havea kid with Dolly Parton, That's what

(39:45):
I picture every woman in Dallas overfifty to look like. It's either that
or people just picture us as Yeah, it's one of the two. Now
Dallas doesn't get that. But ifyou just you know, if you said,
like El Paso, yeah, Houston, you just think fat they were
recently voted one of the fattest citiesin the country. You mentioned Boston.

(40:05):
I assume you're a Patriots fan.Yes I am, because they're perfect.
Yes they are. They're perfect.Listen to you guys with your America's team.
Did you ever let the rest ofus vote on that? It was
the most arrogant thing ever. You'reAmerica's team? Like, yeah, yes,
because there's many people that love theDallas Cowboys that many people hate the

(40:28):
loves us. So if you gotthat loving, you know what I gotta
be on. Nobody cares about theCowboys anymore. You guys were no sious.
You were America's team in the seventiesand you really haven't been able to
reclaim it. Well, we didin the nineties. We no, no,
you did great in the nine,but you weren't America's team for some
reason. Going on, Roger Starback, I love that team, Tony dor
Set, Robert Newhouse, remember thoseguys, Golden Richard's I love that team.

(40:52):
D D. Lewis, Billy JoeDupree, at least Preston Pearson,
Cliff Harris, Charlie Waters's guys,go Bill Goal, John Fitzgerald I named
the center. How do you likethat? Uh? John Dutton? Else,
I remember John Fitzgerald. After all, what happened in sixty three.

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That's even funnier, isn't it.Tom Landry justin Timberlake stole his look.
You know what I say with ahat justin timberlakeyea, he dresses like Tom
Landry. Everybody thinks it's like somesort of rat pack thing. I'm like
Tom, that's Tom Landry without thesport cope. I never thought of it.
Yeah, I don't believe any ofthis stuff. Go ahead, Darling,
Hi, guys, you know yourguests. He kind of loses all

(41:35):
credibility about Dallas Cowboys not being America'steam when you can sit there and list
everybody that's ever played for us.No, but I said in the seventies
they were yeah, look, I'msorry your team lost. Get over it.
No, No, but don't callus not America's team, because I
travel all over me. Until thisyear, nobody was talking about the Patriots.

(41:55):
Yeah, we only won three SuperBowls this decade. Good luck to
you next sea, sweetheart. Nobodybut nobody cares no glamor, there's no
glitz, there's no glory. Nobodycares about the Dallas Cowboys. You lost
it money, Just calm down.You lost of the Giants with Eli Manning.
Oh, young guys. You guystalk about it up there because y'all

(42:16):
don't have anything else. Oh yeah, we just have the Red Sox and
World Series. How's how the TexasRangers doing that? They have they ever
won anything? They're doing as goodas they did in the seventies, which
was as crappy as they are now. I'll just shut up and enjoy the
weather. Bye, what a comeback? Shut up and enjoy the weather.

(42:37):
There's no glamour, there's no glitz. They don't have sparkles on their uniforms.
So uh, now that you're livingin Los Angeles, do you have
any New York stories that that youcan expound on us? Because I heard
the one about the subway Oh oh, off my cd uh oh the girl
getting grabbed by the back of theneck. That's a true story. That

(42:58):
was a true story. We havea sitting there. There was like eight
other people on the train and allof a sudden, we just heard this
girl's voice at the back of thetrain going, oh you're hurting me.
Let go of my neck and youlook down and this dude literally had this
girl. He just had her bythe like dog collar, by the back
of her necke. Yeah. Itwas just one of those moments where if
it was a movie, somebody wouldhave stood up and said, that'll be

(43:20):
enough of that. But it wasn't. Yeah, your capes, you know,
flapping in the background. Nothing.We all just just stood there staring
at the ground. So nothing inthe back of your mind said why don't
you go and see if you can. The back of my head was,
damn. I wish I kept takingthose karate classes, but I didn't.
So what am I going to do? I'm gonna go over there. And
then they left both of us,both of us in a headline. Yeah.

(43:44):
Yeah, the conductor didn't stop thetrain. You know, conductor,
you're really out from Texas, aren'tyou. Oh wait a minute now.
Yeah. He came in with abig lantern swinging it. Yeah, I
decide that'll be enough of that.You took took out his six shooter,

(44:05):
got a conductor. He had alittle little blue hat. I said,
lionel on. He came. Hecame right in from the caboose. Now
you are right, but enough withmy head. If you don't knock that
off, I'm going to get theengineer. Then he came in with his
little striped hat which still has somecole on his face. Good God,

(44:27):
almighty, oh man, the conductor. Do you know how quick you would
get mugged in New York? That'sthe first thing. Hey, somebody come
up to you asked you what sizeyour shoes are, and you just be
like, if you don't knock itoff, I'm gonna call for the conductor.
They probably feel bad for you'd belike, all right, this guy's
special. This guy's special. Willcome on. I can't rob this guy

(44:51):
a whole hole. Lot of laughson the right to work the bow and
them show. I don't know whythat song makes me want Yeah, makes
me dizzy, a little bit ofDallas? What was classic rock? Lone
Star ninety two five? Okay tomorrow, ask a stuff day. You got

(45:12):
a question. I know there's oneburning a hole in Ukrainium right now and
you need to know the answer.And you don't want to look it up
yourself and call you Ask his Stuffhotline. We'll do the legwork for you.
Two one, four, eight,six, six eighty six hundred and
we'll play Choose your dues for thoseJudas Priest tickets with a theme. Okay,
this guy who's been with us acouple of times. He was the

(45:35):
star of the movie rocket Man,Half Baked. He was in Dumb and
Dumber and down Periscope. Okay,I'm talking about Harlan Williams. Oh,
Okay, Harlan Williams. He is. He just keeps getting sicker every time
he's on the show. And here'sthe perfect example. So how's the world
treating you. Hain't seen you ina while. It's great, man,

(45:58):
it's great to be here in OldTexas. You know, it's weird.
Last night I was driving in andthey saw one of these on the on
the side of the road and armadillo, which are weird looking, and I
didn't realize that. I guess they'rethe only animals in the Animal Kingdom that
wear a flak jacket. Yeah,and uh, this thing ran out into

(46:19):
the road and I'm like, thisthing's gonna be a prairie pancake any second.
An eighteen wheeler hit it. Theeighteen wheeler went up over top and
and flipped over when it hit.Yeah, I mean these things are like
little tanks, even doing drugs.They're pre historic, aren't they? Those?
Oh they are what They're like littletanks, these guys. Man.

(46:43):
Do you know that armadillos are theonly animals besides humans that can get leprosy?
No? I didn't. Well,yeah this one had no legs.
Yeah, I was wondering about that. Do you where do you learn that
statistic? We have a segment onthe show called did you know where we
come on amazing facts like that?Well, I would I think that might

(47:04):
be did you know bs? That'swhat Randy said. Time I do an
amazing fact, I call BS onthat. So God made the universe,
made all the I He goes,you know what, just for kicks,
I'm gonna give human beings and armadilloslepers hahases. Come watch his armfulm on.

(47:25):
You know what, I'm going togo back and watch. Remember that
movie, Ben her Sure, andtowards the end of the movie he goes
to the Valley of the Leppers,his mother and his sister of leopards,
and they put all the lepers inthis like giant valley. I'm gonna go
back and watch and see if there'sany armadillos in Ben her If I see
an armadillo, I'm coming back onlyon the director's cut. Okay, here's

(47:50):
another fact for here we go.Somewhere during the chariot scene in Ben Hurt,
you can see a red car wayoff in the background. Yes you
can. Yes, they haven't erasedthat yet. No, maybe it was
a Mustang because a lot of thosechariots were being pulled by mustang. Yeah,
he's got it all figured out.I got another fact for you.

(48:13):
Did you know that rhinostroses are justbig, fat, white trash unicorns that
let themselves go? That's right?Okay, And did you know this?
Did you know that speed bumps arejust road workers that passed out and they
paid great over that? That wouldexplain it. You know, we just

(48:34):
got a call, and I knowthat when I go back and check my
email that I'm going to have someemails about you being in this movie called
Big Money Hustlers. Yeah. Whatis it about the insane clown posse that
makes these people lose the damn minds? I don't know, man, drugs.
The Juggalos that would be part ofit. The Juggalos, they're the

(48:55):
people that follow the insane clown posse, and they paint their faces and they
never want to take their face paintoff. And one guy says he's a
redneck juggalo. So, in otherwords, he goes to Billy Bob's with
his face painted, probably gets hisask Well, forget about them. What
about the speedos? This? Whatare the speedos they follow? Areo speedway?
Oh that's not pretty? Wear speedos? Neon speedos? Oh? Fat

(49:21):
dive. Have you ever seen aredneck speedo? No? No, they
wear a speedo and push a lawnmoreat the same time. Oh yeah,
it's really rough. Oh did youdo you own a speedo? No?
I do not own a speed Bereal. I need you to be real
with your listeners. I'm being real. I come on a not on.

(49:42):
What color is it? Is itleopard? No, it's a slingshot.
There you go. Thank you forbeing real with your listeners for the first
time. Thank you. Unbelievable.I'm gonna wait till I'm eighty and then
I'm gonna go to the beach inGalveston and wear a speed Oh what day?
I write that down in my book. It's bold, lady. What
do you think? Oh my God, what did you just say, sir?

(50:05):
Wow, you'll probably get pecked bya mosquito or a seagull. A
seagull fly out and back you right, mosquito. Have you ever been to
a I bet you've been to anude beach? Haven't you? Actually a
half? Yeah? I thought so? Look at you where in Mexico?
No way? Was it was itlike was it like a nude beach,

(50:28):
like specifically nude or was it justa beach where people didn't care and think
it was just a beach and theyjust didn't care to get nude? And
the family was there, and ofcourse my kids were little from home.
I hope they don't watch, butdad's getting checked. Wow? And was
it like good looking folks or wasn'tnew fat parade? The fat parade?
It's usually the people that have nobusiness being nude. Yeah, like you

(50:50):
get no hot Mexican chicks? Thatsucks? Man? Yeah? Did?
And you were there, like standon the beach with like a taco bell
wrapper around here or something a tacobell cup? Oh nice, covering my
jimmy. Oh wow, sorry,that's wow. A burritle wrap. Actually

(51:14):
I just hollowed out the burrito andput that on there. You ever seen
like just a random naked person likeyou, just like in some point your
life. You're like a streaker orsomeone just like nude for no reason.
I did it one time. You'rethe guy I went streaking out with three
friends of my years? What whereat a lake and Corsicana? You streaked

(51:35):
across a lake, across the lakearound the Holy streaker? Fair lord,
please don't let me drown while Ishot these people? Amen? Did you
do any naked log roller while youwere there? No? But but I
did a helicopter. Whoa, lookout, look out mister dragonfly. Smack
this guy knocking hummingbirds out of theair with his little friend. Watch this,

(52:01):
ladies, o ho almost hit usseven and gin whoa, You're lucky
to get your speedo shot off.What's that red multi thing around there?
Well, let's not say ball,Jim. What's that red concave thing?
There? We go Dallas VORs ClassicRock lone Star ninety two to five,

(52:22):
Joe Walsh with the Eagles in thesit Ham. That's where we take care
of most of our business. Nowcoming up in the lone Star ticket window,
we have some pair of tickets,actually two pair for a couple of
really good tribute shows that are cominghere back to back. Ninth would Mac
Rumors and then led Zeppelin? Iyeah, but first the word from one

(52:46):
of our Betty Vine sposors, Heather, bring me the Tompkins fire? Would
you dere? Here you go,mister Simmons. Thanks. Hi. I'm
a busy executive. I've got aphone in my briefcase, a facts in
my car, and I'm going tothe bathroom right now. You see,
I'm wearing new Handy Diypes, thepersonal waste management system that lets me go

(53:07):
when I'm on the go. He'sright, whether you're in a business meeting,
you can't leave standing in a longline at the mall, or even
working in a studio. Just likethis, new Handy Diypes lets you keep
on pushing. Can I get yousomething to drink? Ladies? Just a
minute? You have to go tothe bathroom first. Right there, I
have a much site make that too, Handy Diypes in basic white and our

(53:31):
new Designer series by Bill Blast.So if nature calls while you're taking calls,
relax, yes, Bill, no, no, go ahead, I
can talk because you're wearing handy typesthey're not just for babies anymore. Actually
had a request to play that solaa while. I'm glad you guys remind

(53:54):
me of this stupid stuff that wedo over the years. Here, somebody
thought to request that. I know, I don't know why the handy Dops
commercial was fresh in your mind,but I'm glad to play it for Maybe
he needed to use one. Maybehe's using it right now. Hey.
Florida man is headed to federal prisonafter federal investigators say he took roughly three

(54:15):
million dollars from investors for concerts thatwas supposed to be held at South Fork
Ranch. Oh that's right. Sixtyeight year old James Walker Watson Junior has
been sentenced to twenty years behind barsfor wire fraud after prosecutors said he pretended
to be a concert promoter and raisedmoney for events to be held at the
TV home of the Ewing family.Federal investigators say Watson took money from investors

(54:40):
and promised a quick turnaround for concertsat the iconic South Fork Ranch in Plano,
but the Department of Justice said thoseevents either never took place or were
a lot smaller than he represented themto be. According to the federal complaint.
Watson told investors he needed the moneyfor business expenses, booking bands,

(55:00):
paying legal bills, and buying goods, and assured them their money would be
returned quickly and they would receive anice profit. The scam resulted in losses
for the victims of about three milliondollars, so he gonna have to cool
his skills in a jail cell fora while. Are you ready for a
little food porn? Hell? Yeah, what you got? A Denton based

(55:22):
food truck conquered not only the palettesof the city of Denton, but also
of the entire state of Texas bybeing crowned Grand Champion at the Food Truck
Championship of Texas twenty twenty four inGraham, Texas. No, they had
one of them. I didn't either. That sounds fun. I do love
some food truck food though. Ohyes, well listen to this. Insurgent

(55:45):
Chefs owners Sam Lopez and Gabby Sanchez, fiances and both graduates of the Culinary
Institute of America, beat out fortynine other businesses for the ten thousand dollars
prize. They won with a shameprime rib sandwich with buttermilk dressing. Red
wine, braised cabbage and onions,cult dirty beef, A you all on

(56:08):
a bun, toasted a garlic buttersipping. Oh yeah. Insurgeon's story began
in January of twenty twenty two,when Lopez and Sanchez first opened their food
truck in Denton. Lopez returned tothe place where he grew up here in
North Texas after both he and Sanchezbegan their careers in high end restaurants and

(56:29):
hotels in several states, including atDisney World in Florida. For now,
Insurgent the food truck only operates inDenton because they lacked the financial resources to
buy permits to sell in other cities. Now, if you want to try
their food, you can follow themon Instagram to see where they will be
next. Ooh that sounds shoulder.Yeah, I'm hungry Now to Clyde Warren

(56:52):
Park downtown Dallas because there's so manydifferent food trucks for you. Yeah,
you can't make up your mind,just lined up along the street. They've
got a food truck park near theSquare in downtown Denton. It is sensational.
It's about a dozen different choices.A proud mom in Louisville Texas,
not far from Denton at all.Wants to share the story of something good

(57:13):
that her daughter did that made herthe best in Texas. Quite a title.
Michelle Perk says that back on Junefourth, her daughter Annabella competed against
students from every county in Texas atthe four Age Food Show in Texas.
A and M and AB had alreadyone district in regional This was the chance
for the Kappel High school student tosecure a statewide title and she got it.

(57:35):
Well, go kiddo. She wonfirst place for her main dish.
It was seared duck breasts with cuscus, zucchini and squash and a pee puree.
She is the pee that I worryabout vegetable, but she's not that
young of a kid. It's clean, fried shallits and balsamic pearls were on

(57:55):
top. For the love of allthat's holy. The family moved from Louisiana
on Lewisville three years ago. Thisis the teenager's first time competing in the
lone start state. She also helpedher team two cowgirls in Accajun. They're
called win second place. Coulation.Oh I love it when we all start
talking about food yeah, keep going. Summer's here and it's getting hot outside.

(58:17):
Like you didn't know that was goingto happen. To beat the heat,
The Texas Theater in oak Cliffe isoffering free admission to five movies this
coming weekend. It's Nice this Fridayand Saturday. The historic Dallas Independent Theater
is partnering with Pluto TV as partof the streaming services Summer of Cinema campaign.

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Pluto TV is offering free screenings allsummer long as part of the campaign
in fourteen major US cities, whereone of them the show He's At The
Texas Theater will be new movies likethe critically acclaimed animated feature Robot Dreams,
and fan favorite classics like The TrumanShow. They're also going to show the
nineteen seventy four thriller The Parallax ViewLearning Warren Baty. Did you ever see

(59:00):
that movie? Yeah? I likethat movie. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
It really is cool movie. Andyou know, I know you're gonna
say, hear your bowl seemed likeevery time you buy something with a credit
card, somebody always turns the screenaround and it shows a tip percentage.
Yes, I hate Yeah, evenif they did nothing, they want a

(59:22):
tip? Yep. It happens allthe time, just about everywhere, and
some people think it's a little rude. Now I love paying for if you
bring me my food and bring meanything I want, if I asked for
it, then you're gonna get anice tip from that. I always thought
the tip was when you sat downand then they served like they refilled her
Yes, yes, yeah. Anew survey by a bank rate showed that

(59:45):
how people feel about always being askedfor a tip for just about every service,
which services they currently provide tips for. They found that a majority of
people sixty four percent, said theamount they tipped was most influenced by the
quality of service. Yes, no, anytime you turn Starbucks, even at
Hutchins Barbecue, they do that likeit's not expensive enough, but it's worth

(01:00:07):
it. Respondents were also more likelyto tip less with a pre entered tip
screen turned around to make you feellike a jerk if you don't tip.
Yeah, see that makes us go, oh really okay. Well, and
I've noticed that they've done away withthe twenty percent In some places, it
goes from fifteen percent to twenty fivepercent. Huh, Now you got to

(01:00:30):
hit that custom button cuss custom Youcan put in a dollar, you can
put in fifty cents, you canput in nothing. And AI powered robots
first came about for our jobs.Now they're coming for our hobbies. Uh
oh. A Japanese robot called TokuFast Bought just set a new Guinness World

(01:00:50):
record when it solved the Rubik's cubein zero point three seconds. He beat
the six point twenty five second Thatguy's today's day point three seconds like a
robot that reads the old robot recordby point zero seven to five seconds cage
max between two robots. The recordby human is really slow three point one

(01:01:14):
three seconds. Oh well, we'vegot to catch up with machinery then,
don't we so very ugly? Keepon keep it all Stevid Dallas for words,
Classic Rock a lone Star ninety twofive. Remember tomorrow that's Ask a
Stuff Day. And there's probably aquestion that you've been wanting to know the

(01:01:37):
answer to for a long time,but you just don't have time to look
it up yourself. Well, letus do it. Call the Ask Yourself
hotline. Leave you a question theretwo and four eight six six eighty six
hundred. We'll do the legwork foryou. And of course we'll play choose
your News or Judas Priest tickets andthere is a theme and choose news.
It makes me so happy when wehave a theme. Not gonna tell you

(01:01:58):
what it is yet, but it'sgonna be strange. And then Jojo was
like, you would figure it with? Yes, okay, who on our
tickets to the tribute show over atthe atad Performance Arge Center. Mary the
Sparkle Lady just one, she's onebefore and she just got to meet Anadharro
and she says, I love meetingNana. She as cute as a button.

(01:02:20):
Why she sparkles, doesn't she?Yeah, Mary the Sparkle Lady,
she's an artist that incorporates sparkles intoher work. For her, figured it
was something like that. So she'sgonna be double dipping an app pat for
some killer classic rock rebutes on August. Now, you know with all the
championships, you know, the StanleyCup, the World Series, College World
Series, there's sports are running outthat we will be able to talk about.

(01:02:46):
But we still got the Olympics,Yes, we do coming up.
And you know that I told youthat break dancing was an Olympic sport and
you did not believe me. Iknow it is true. Break dance makes
its Olympic debut in Paris, andsome of you may have questions about the
rules, Well so did I.First off, it's simply called breaking.

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They don't call it break dancing anymore. They're just breaking, okay. And
at the Olympics, sixteen men andsixteen women called bee boys and be girls
will compete in the round robin,followed by quarterfinals, semifinals, and then
the metal battles. Each battle featuresa best of three one on one contest.

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Laxing last approximately one minute for eachone. When one breaker finishes their
round, their opponent instantly comes outand does their routine in a battle format.
These battles are called thow downs.That's kind of cool. Yes,
each battle cannot last longer than sixtyseconds, but there are no penalties if
you go on too long. Iimagine if you went on for five minutes,

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they may yank a knot in yourass. But unlike in figure skating
or gymnastics, the breakers are totallyunaware of their music ahead of time.
Oh so it's a surprise and thenthey just have to create the risk.
Wow. The improvisation element carries alot of weight in the judging pressures on
you don't know what what song You'regonna throw down on? And a panel

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of nine judges score the Bee Boysand Be Girls on six criteria creativity,
personality, technique, variety, performanceand musicality. Performance and creativity hold the
most weight at sixty percent of thescore, and the other categories account for
the other forty percent. The firstever Olympics breaking competition will be held August

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ninth and tenth at the Park UrbaneLap Concorde in Paris. Do you want
to check it out? Man?It sounds cool, it does. That's
an exciting category for the Olympics.Absolutely breakdown. I never thought i'd live
to see breakdowns. Yeah, BillyBob's called. They want to know when
line dancing on the Olympo step inOlympics board. He ain't that a country?

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My god? Can we get rollerDerby on board for the Olympics too,
please? Roller Derby? Yes,sport? Yeah. I wonder if
the San Francisco Bay Area Bombers arestill together. Oh, I'm sure they're
still drinking beer somewhere. Remember whenthey used to have Roller Derby on late
night on Saturday night, Yes,seventies maybe after wrestling? Yes, yeah,

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what was that Netflix show that wasabout Roller Derby? Well, it
was a whip. It was themovie with Elliott. She's a she's a
man. Now it's her name Elliott. I'll have to look. That's a
good man named Elliott. Yeah,it was Ellen Page, Elliott Pitch.
Yeah, let's see. Uh.The Bee Girls will compete on August ninth,
and the Bee Boys will compete onAugust tenth. I don't know about

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you. I gotta watch it.Yeah, yeah, me too, to
DVR see them throw down and gosome breaking. Yes. Hey, Long
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you retained it. Okay, let'stalk time wasters. What do we got,
Mama Sida. We've got some goodones up on the Bow and Them
show page at long Star ninety twoto five dot com. So while the
Sphere in Las Vegas has become oneof the town's biggest attractions, Bob Weir,
who is doing a thirty date residencythere as part of Dead and Company
says it's not cracked up to whatit could be. What Yeah, he

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says, it still needs some tinkering. He tells Variety the technology doesn't quite
yet exist for them to put thevisuals completely in time with the music.
Now, I disagree because I sawyou too at the Sphere and it was
amazing. So Dead and Company returnedto the Sphere on July, followed by
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Now, we lost David Bowie intwenty sixteen, and you talked about
this earlier bo But twenty years agotoday he unknowingly said goodbye to doing his

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own show because he had a heartissue and he had to have emergency heart
surgery in Germany. Now, interestingly, David Bowie, in a previous interview,
said that in those final years ofhis career he finally became comfortable being
a performer it feels to me oftenthat I'm becoming a performer. Finally,
I was never comfortable as a performer. It felt like a job that had

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to be done. It was adirty job, inns. It was my
lot to actually have to do it. I didn't mind putting them together and
constructing them and sort of having ideaswhen writing the songs and all that.
I didn't feel the toosic here andbeing a performer. But the irony is
I think that as I've got lessonless theatrical through the nineties, I'm now
feeling very very comfortable as an artiston stage merely is an interpreter of song.

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Okay, So when he was doingall that Ziggy Starred Us all that
theatrical self, he wasn't comfortable.He was very insecure about that, and
then as he aged, he likeenjoyed being on stage. Well. Now,
if you've ever seen David Bowie livemultiple times, you know each time,
each different time you see him,he's got weirder looking people surrounding him.
It gets a little weirder each tour. Rec David Wowie. We've got

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that full story up on our page, and also a video that you can
check out of course, David Bowiedied January tenth of twenty sixteen at the
age of sixty nine. Well,bo, I know how much you love
it when we talk about Taylor Swift. Oh yes, I get all swelling,
Sparkley, get all down there diggingabout Taylor Swift. Well turns out

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you aren't the only. Paul McCartneywas one of the many celebrities who went
to see Taylor Swift show at London'sWembley Stadium. And we have a video
of him dancing to Taylor Swift songalong with his daughter Mary. And we
also have a bunch of other celebritieslike Ashton Kutcher, Travis Kelsey of course
Taylor's boyfriend Tom Cruise, all dancingalong to Taylor Swift. Yes, but

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is Paul McCartney an actual Swifty orhe just said I've got nothing else to
do and to go free tickets tothe show. I think that, like
so many dads, he took hisdaughter to go see Taylor Swift. Even
though Mary's an adult now, shestill wanted to go see Taylor Swift.
Ian Anderson has compiled his six albumsin a new box set, eighty three

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fourteen box it's going to be releasedon August twenty third. He wrote the
forward to the ninety six page bookincluded in this set. We have the
official trailer up for you to checkout and all the information. And finally,
with the beginning of summer, howabout some fun summer news bloopers.
Yes, it's news anchors, newsreporters making big mistakes. One guy,

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instead of saying you should take ajump in the pool, he said you
should take a dump in the pool. But did he do that on purpose?
It makes you wonder, Right,We have the whole summer news bloopers
video up on the bow and themshow page at loon Start ninety two five
dot com. And that's a wrap, well at least for the time being.

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Anyway. Yeah, we'll be backtomorrow. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Is it not just a one offthing. We like to come back
and do stuff like this again,especially next time because it's askus Stuff Day
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tell you the theme, but thenyou'd start cheating. Yeah, you'll never
tell us the theme until it's sevenfifty good day of until it's right about
to take place. Then you findout what the theme is. Now,
normally around Halloween, we always knowthat the month of October is going to

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be spooky things. Yes, it'llbe werewolves, are vampires in his wheelhouse?
Horror and sci fi. That's it. That's me, that's me.
Did you say porn? No horrorin horror and sorry, porn your mind
out? That got her. WhenI'm tired of looking at blood and guts,

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I like to look at it andbeyond. Don't be judging me.
Now, judging me, you'll looktoo far beyond. Say, isn't there
supposed to be a local girl onName That Tune tonight? Yes? On
Fox. Her name is Madison Smithers. She grew up in Flower Mound and

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she's going to be on Name ThatTune? Madison. Wow, Madison Smith
is Smith. Yes, boil somecaffe. He already knows what happens.
Yeah, we know it was.It was recording, Okay, Our after
show decompression session is next where we'lltalk about whatever you guys won't talk about,
and we'll be back here tomorrow orask us stuff day as we get

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closer and closer, inching to thatmagical day known as Friday, and we're
gonna be off on Friday. That'swhy I'm going Friday. Don't worry.
We're gonna have plenty of entertainment foryou while we're away. But let's shut
this down and get on the aftershow decompression session and we'll see you tomorrow

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for the show, not show,as we say, keep it between the
ditches. Bye,