The Bo and Them Full Show- Friday with the great Frank Caliendo!! RIP Bob Newhart. July 19, 2024 (Ep 1184)

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Happy Friday, Oh my gosh,are you so happy? It's Friday?
Like I am TV rhythmic met itstop sa sir, desist instead I

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stop, but I can't stop.I've got even a squad of planes.
Can't stop it stop screaming water performance, all of you. You think I'm
a horrible evil person. I getvery nervous talking to pretty girls. Hello,

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she could be your soul. Ma. Well, here we are at
the end of another week. Fridaysare always special around here because that means
sleeping late and doing whatever the hellwe want to do as ladies we want
to do. It's going to beso special because we have a comedian,

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Frank Colendo coming in great you know, we've had Frank on this show many
times over the years. The lasttime he was here I believe was in
twoenty twelve. Wow, it's beentwelve years since I've seen that boy.
I just want you to know that. When I was trying to book him
to come into the studio, theysaid, oh, yeah, he's not
doing anything, and I was like, can you tell him it's for Bo

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Roberts And they told me that helike turned down TV stations but came to
see you. Yeah, Bo,well we're old budg. Yeah, he's
been coming on this show for god, I don't know even how long.
Well. I love that. Ilove that he was like, yeah,
generate, nah, I fortna.He does a lot of really funny impression

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shows. I'm trying not to laughtoo much before Frank gets here because it
wears out my jaw, my facemuscles and all that cracking up and working
with you guys kill us today.Wait, yes, we're gonna let him
loosen this seven o'clock hour. Hewill come off now as we celebrate you

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ready for this? Yes, InternationalRetainer Day? Did you ever have to
wear? Did you? I remembera story we did about a teenager who
went to sleep with his retainer andit got hung in his throat and oh
my god, that's horrible way towake up. These things are kind of
big. I don't know how heswallowed it. Must had a big throat.

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Write your own joke National Words withFriends Day. Well, it is
the best way to communicate with yourfriends or play the game. Yeah,
or you can send him an emit. It is Flight Attendant Safety Professionals Day.
I think all flight attendants should carrytasers in case some jerk off passenger
gets drunk and tries to disrupt theYeah. Flight attendants are having a really

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bad day today because there's been aglobal IT outage. A lot of flights,
including American Airlines a DFW, havebeen grounded. They're trying to figure
out what's going on. Ohez.Apparently they're implementing a fixes okay, and
it looks like it was one ofthose software updates by crowdstriding hacker attack.

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But that our computers have been workingokay, so goodness, no would Yeah,
don't say anything, they'll hear us. It is stick out your tongue
day. You know, it's kindof rude, but in do you know
in Tibet. It's a polite greeting. Really, hey Bob, maybe how
you doing? Gene Simmons of kisswould be very popular in Tibet. National

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Flitch Day. I didn't know whatflitch would Flitch is a measurement of bacon.
It's hot or one side of apig, now known as a slab
of bake sexic. Yes, flincherbacon. Yes. It is National Raspberry
Cake. Yeah, because raspberries arevery much in season, and it's National
Dacre Day. You like dacry,I love dakery. The Dacre was created

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around the turn of the twentieth centuryin a bar in Dakri, a small
village near Santiago, Cuba, byJennings Stockton. Cott's an American mining engineer.
One day he was at this barwith his friends and other miners,
and he just went behind the barand made it up and he named the
drink after the Dacre mines where theyall were. Well, thank you.

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See he learned something on this showwe didn't even have to wait for.
Did you know, there's a littlequickie for you? So we got sports
of all sorts coming up the freakingfool file. Then, of course the
wheels will come off as Frank Caliendo, who's at the Addison improvo join us?
Hey, Na, what's happening atgoing on? Oh yeah? Oh

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yeah, our last pair of Santanatickets at seven point fifty last, and
we say goodbye to comic legend BobNewhart. I was so sad yesterday seen
that news. I mean, Iknow he was old, but loved him
in the Big Bang Theory and BobNewhart Show a New Heart he was ninety
four. How about him and Elf? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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it was coot. My parents hadthe album Button Down Mine of Bob Newhart.
They had Bob Newhart and Bill Cosbyalbums that I grew up listening to
for commas. Unfortunately, Bob Newhartdidn't do anything to get canceled. No,
no, no, Bob behaved himselfor as far as we know.
As a matter of fact, Jimmyand I interviewed Bob Newhart back in two

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thousand and eight. Okay, andI'm going to play that interview for it.
I hadn't even listened to it since. Awesome. Cool. So let's
get ready for his moores of allwords by doing the morning and you know
it's time to round and rounded goeswhere it stops. I know, which

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means it's time for Sports of AllStars. Brought to you by the will
Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers goto willheightwins dot com. As many as
thirty five thousand people came from outof state to Arlington for the Major League
Baseball All Star Game. According tothe city's Convention and Visitors Bureau estimates,
the midsumber Classic generated eighty six millionin overall spending during those four days.

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Good for our economy, Yes.All Star Weekend is the latest in a
series of major sporting events that havedrawn tourists and their money here to North
Texas. In their run to theWorld Series title, the Rangers hosted six
playoff games at Globeli Field. Asmany as seven hundred thousand attended the victory
parade in Arlington. Me and Claywere amongster too. The Dallas Mavericks appeared

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in the NBA Finals and the DallasStars played in the NHL's Western Conference Finals.
In addition to regularly scheduled college footballgames in Dallas, Cowboy games at
and T Stadium has hosted a handfulof international soccer matches this year, as
cruise tear down Major League Baseball AllStar Village, a sort of fair spanning
Arlington's entertainment district. City officials arepreparing for the next major event, the

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twenty twenty six FIFA World Cup.At and T Stadium will host nine matches,
more than any other venue in theworld. So there, and hopefully
the soccer fans don't act up likethey did in Miami for that Copa Medica.
Don't act a fool, y'all.Calm down. It'll be the biggest
sporting event in our history here inthe region very much. So Okay,

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Well, we are months away fromthe next World Series. But the Texas
Rangers have announced their twenty twenty fiveschedule, including the details surrounding opening Day,
which the team will host at GlobelakeField in Arlington. I want to
wait till the last minute, Iguess no, not at all. Here's
this scoop. The Boston Red Soxwill visit Arlington to get the slate started
on Thursday, March twenty seventh,of twenty twenty five. Of note,

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that opener will also mark the Rangers'earliest opening day in franchise history. Texas
has played its first regular season gameon March twenty eighth, twice back in
twenty nineteen and again this year twentytwenty four, but never as early as
March twenty seven. The club hasregularly opened its seasons at home, and
twenty twenty five will be the thirtysecond time in the rangers fifty four seasons

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that they've started their year in Arlington. Now, the twenty twenty five opener
will be a bit more unique forthe Texas Rangers. Instead of playing Thursday
and then getting Friday off, asis usually the case, Texas will instead
open the twenty twenty five season byplaying straight through the weekend in a four
game series against the Boston Red Sox. We have that complete schedule up for

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you, by the way, onthe Bow and Them show page at lone
Star ninety two five dot com.Keep in mind, at this point,
start times have not yet been announced. Yeah, they'll start, we just
don't know when. Yeah, butthey're working all weekend long. Of course,
they bring a cowboy up Rangers.The twenty twenty four Paris Olympics now
about a week away. We've beentalking about it for a long time.

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That also means the Parade of Nationsis about to go down to the Parade
of Nations during the opening ceremony isthe introduction for all who will be competing
in the Olympics. They walk outin front of a live audience millions of
spectators all over the world, alongsidetheir fellow country Olympians are going to be
watching in Paris. There's gonna bea slight tweak now. Instead of athletes
walking out, they're going to cruisedown in boats. They're gonna roll down

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the same river. Yeah, didyou see the footage of the mayor of
swimming in the water? You gotin the water to go see the water
is okay? Okay, wait aminute, my fingers. Fingers are falling
off. Apparently they've spent a lotof money cleaning up the river for a
number of years now to get readyfor this. The Paris Olympics opening ceremonies

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slated for next Friday, one weekfrom today. The events are scheduled to
begin at eight twenty four pm Ourtime one twenty four pm time over in
Perry and Greece will be the firstnation out. Actually, NBC is going
to broadcast the Parade of Nations inParis. It'll also be available to stream
on peacock, Nbcolympics dot Com,NBC dot Com, the NBC app,
and also the NBC Olympics App.I didn't even know we had one of

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those. Well they do when there'san Olympics. Come, I guess,
Come on. Reigning NFL MVP LamarJackson is challenging Pro Football Hall of Fame
quarterback Troy Aikman's use of their sharednumber eight in a US Patent and Trademark
Office complaint because they both wear numbereight y app Jackson, who owns or

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has applied for several trademarks using thenumber in various phases, said Aikman's attempt
to use eight on apparel in bagswould likely cause confusion, or cause mistake
or deceive the purchasing public as towhether they're buying products from the Baltimore Ravens
quarterback Lamar Jackson or Aikman's company.Look, Aikman had that number long before

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you did. Yes, OYL.Jackson and Aikman wore number eight for their
entirety of their professional career. Aikmanwar number eight in college at UCLA,
and Jackson wore the number at Louisville. So we'll see how that works out,
But leave Troy alone. Man,Come on, what's wrong with you?
Hey? Caitlyn Clark is branching outinto another sports sort of You know,
yesterday we talked about her breaking therecord for assists. Well, now,

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trading card company Panini America is sponsoringStewart hass Racings car driven by Josh
Berry at this weekend's Brickyard four hundredin Indianapolis, and the hood of the
car will be painted with an imageof Caitlin Clark. Oh my gosh.
Next we're going to be putting heron trucks. Panini recently released It's Caitlin

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Clark collection of trading cards, oneof which includes the Raining threes design that
will be featured on Barry's hood.Clark won't be able to attend the race,
as she'll be taking part in thew NBA All Star festivities in Phoenix
this weekend. I don't even thinkshe's asking for this stuff, old man,
no cashing in on her life.Can you imagine what Caitlyn's like?

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It's going to be like just asa celebrity one year from now, I
know. And by the way,if they ever do air Caitlin Clark Jordan's
or air sneakers. Oh I takea pair of those. Hell yeah,
I've been having fun following her career. A new interactive way to play soccer
is coming to our backyard in NorthTexas. Toca Social is going to open

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its first location in the US righthere, Grandscape in the Colony. The
venue lets people play a number ofinteractive soccer based games. It's sort of
like a soccer version of top golf, if you will. Yeah, it's
a way to warm up with yourfriends for the real thing. Toca Social
first opening in London. They're nowpartnering with MLS. The goal is to

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add innovation to soccer in the USas we prepare for the upcoming World Cup
in what twenty twenty six? Yousaid, right, Yeah, that's going
to be a party. Bring alot of money in here. They should
get Sammy Hagar for the grand openingbecause he's all about getting his balls kicked.
Yeah apparently, son, I loveme, Samana de horro Man.

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The location in the colony is goingto be the first of many locations in
major US cities. We're getting thenumber one though. The location is going
to be open next summer. There'sno specific date yet we will keep you
posting. And if you're really intovideo games, the big day is finally
here. The regular version of theEA Sports College Football twenty five video game
is released today. It's a bitof a letdown because the Deluxe edition was

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released earlier this week, so somepeople have already been having fun crushing and
playing game. Not only that,but another very big, very important video
game was released this week PPA PickleballTour twenty twenty five. That's right,
are you saying pickleball video game?Yes, I'm going home. The game

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allows users to play against top pickleballprofessional athletes, which sounds funny just saying
it. Yeah, featuring the likenessesof the world's top pickleball players, which
you probably can't name, even one, not one. The game also allows
players to pick out paddles and apparelfrom real world pickleball brands, cashing in.

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What more could you ask for?Jeez, pickleball, It just sounds
funny just to even say it.Sorry nickname for a drunk. You guys
got pickleball last night? All right? Freaking full file next and that hole
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo to five. Get ready because comedian

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Frank Kellyando's gonna join us here injust a little while. Eh, it's
gonna be one of those shows heretoday. I've always wanted to meet him.
Well you will momentarily Now much timefor the freaking fool file. A
foul mouth parrot named Pepper has founda forever home after grabbing attention on Facebook
and attracting would be as from acrossthe country. Officials with the Niagara SPCA

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in Niagara Falls, New York.That's an old three studious thing was.
They have been sharing updates about thebirds since he came into their care last
month. According to them, thisparrot curses worse than any sailor. Oh
yeah, and it is not fullyknown who taught Pepper how to talk like
that a sailor. But I'd liketo thank them because I wish I had

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a bird like that. Somebody getthis guy a bar of soap for a
humor loving home, said the Niagaraspca's Facebook post. On June twentieth.
Shelter staff announced that it had receivedmore than four hundred applicants from people who
wanted to adopt Pepper the parrot.The latest announcement posted on July thirteenth revealed

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that Pepper settled into a new homeafter the staff interviewed candidates to make sure
that the owners wouldn't be too upsetat the bird's foul language. Pepper loves
eating veggies and greets his adopters withit you each time they entered the room.
Only two creatures can produce human language, humans and birds, according to

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the National Audubon Society. Pepper hasnot yet cursed at his adopters. According
to the latest Facebook post, buthis new owners are ready for it.
I would love to have a pair. Yeah, that cussed everybody out when
they came into the room. Carefulwhat you wish for. It might used
to be able to set you up. Oh man, I love it.
I love it. I used tohave a parrot when I was a little
named Roger. Parrot bit me righton the hand and I threw him against

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the wall. Oh my, didyou care? No, I didn't kill
him, but he never bit meagain. Got my point at crown.
Okay, So a pizza order haslanded a Georgia woman behind bars after she
asked for extra keys and a sideof physical violence. Listen to this story.
Cops responded to a Sam's Club storewhere a mother and her two daughters

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ordered a pizza right as a storewas about to close. Now, the
worker told them that they were closingand she would not have enough time to
make their order, or that hewould have enough time to make that order.
That's when the mother later identified asAdriana McKnight, and one of her
daughter's Victoria Wilson, who happens tobe twenty weeks pregnant, entered the kinchin
and started punching the worker in theface just because you wouldn't make them a

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pizza. The two women began wailingon this guy with fists, purses,
and some items like a gallon jarmayonnaise that they conked him over the head
with, Man, I don't wantto get hit with that. All our
workers had to jump in and breakit up. McKnight was arrested, her
pregnant daughter was taken to the hospitalto be checked out, and she ran
out the door of the hospital andnow there's a warrant out for her arrest

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down. Look who raised you people? There's other places to get pizza.
You don't have to bust somebody overthe head with mayonnaise. Oh oh well,
what a world, What a worldtell you? Pregnancy estrad in is
something to be reckoned with. Myfriends approach it with kid gloves, for
sure. Italian officials are trying toidentify a young woman who was well,

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yet another person to add to theworld of people who do really stupid things
with their social media Over in Italy, at a very respectful art spot,
she was filmed kissing, humping andgrinding against a statue of Bacchus. I
saw this line and sensuality, youknow, I thought of right away with

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Tim Marcus Thurston Howe from Dilligan,Ireland. Love Bacchus is not like the
Saint of Wine or something deal inNew Orleans. Wine and sensuality, that's
his department. Because you get drunkand you get horny and apparently the picture
is incredible. Let me look,Yeah, she looked pretty turned on the
country's culture ministry and officials in Florenceare pissed, and they expressed it over

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the incident after the pictures went viralon social media. Everybody's drug now the
attention of social media, with theFlorence mayors calling it an act of immicked
sex like just too far? Ohyou warn Cedy Hall said the tourists had
not been identified yet. They suggestedthat she was presumably in a state of
inebriation, that's the wine part.And they said if identified, she would

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be fined and could be banned fromthe city for life in line with an
ordinance and prohibits prohibits any sort ofabuse of cultural heritage, you know,
being respectful to the art and thehistory. The act has sparked a wide
range of reaction on social media platformx formerly known as Twitter, and from
outrage to ironic amusement. The reactionsare coming in. A couple of adult

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magazines are trying to find this ladyso they can feature the dry humping woman
in a photo spread. O god, I'm never having such of the pictures
too. She's like backing it upand then she's like on top of them.
It's crazy. A giant mass ofhair was removed from a woman's stomach

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at a hospital in Ecuadorillie. Itonly took the surgical team forty five minutes
to get the twenty four year oldpatient out of her hairy situation. I
wasn't going to do that, butI said one of the two surgeons who
led the operation revealed that the masswas sixteen inches high and weighed two pounds.

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It was a mass that occupied theentire gastric cavity and could even be
identified by touch from the outside ofher belly. Said. The hairy mass,
according to the medical facility, grewover the last two years after the
woman began eating her own hair.You know how some women will put the
hair in their mouth. You know, I knew a woman that did that,

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and she did it all the time. But well, this woman pulled
the hair out of her head andswallowed it after sucking on it for a
few minutes. And she did itlong enough to get sixteen inches and two
pounds of hair in her stomach.Maybe she was a cat in her other
lock. Oh, that's it.The massive hair build up reached the first
part of the small intestine, whichis known as the duo them. It

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caused the woman to lose a lotof weight because she was unable to eat
food. Yeah, when you gota big blab of hair in your gut,
you don't get hungry. A lotyour stuff grow I a wall,
see that man, All right,Frank Kellyandos's gonna join us here in get
a few and Carlos Santana is comingto North Texas next month. He's gonna
play Dicky's Arena in Fort Worth onAugust fifteenth, and we want you to

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be there. Coming up next hour, Bow has a movie clip in honor
of Bob Newhart. You guessed themovie and you win. It's that easy.
We're gonna do that at seven fiftyright here on the Bow and Them
show on Dallas Fort Worst Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five. Axel loves
to hold those notes. Don ohyeah, Dallas Fort Worth Classic Rock lone

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Star ninety two to five. Ihave been patiently waiting and he's finally there.
Say hello to Frank kellyano hundreds ofUS city. Here are you being.
I ain't seen you in a while? Yeah? What twenty five years?
No? No, I hadn't beenthat long. But I looked.
I looked the last time you werehere, and I think it was twenty

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twelve. I think you're wrong onthat. I think that I feel like
I've been here at some point andit's just dreaming this. Could you make
sure to get under my neck?I know that all the way. Yeah,
yeah, there you go. Ijust saw I saw him going underneath
and then and they call that ahero shot. Yeah, this is one
of a hero sandwich shot. HarrySpears comes in here every so often when

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he's in town, and I alwaysthink about you doing Charles Barkley and him
doing Shack. Don't bear knucklehead.That's what it's all about. That's really
really great think about that. Harry'salways like, that's pretty good. That's
gonna be h It's like, that'sthe thing is Shack is really well.
Charles Barkley is basically the Rosetta stonefor Shack. Shackle, mumble something.

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I agree with the first half ofwhat you said, with the second half,
and that's the thing I see.I think I love Charles because of
his honesty. That's the thing.You might disagree with him, agree with
him on whatever, but he willcome out and say exactly what he's thinking
and that we don't get a tonof that, and it's the honesty that

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I really enjoy. So yeah,because they'll ask him, like, Charles
Barkley, what do you think aboutwhat's going on, you know, over
in the Middle East. Well,I think it's really really bad that you're
asking me right now. That's whatI think. Is really That's what's really
crazy. Yeah, he pissed offBeyonce's mom. Oh he did, yeah,
because he was talking about the NewOrleans Pelicans who got swept in the

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NBA playoffs and said they don't deserveto go to Cancun, go to Galveston
with that dirty ass water. AndBeyonce's mom, who was born in Galveston,
really gave him some grief. Shesent him emails and stuff, and
he had on the area. Wellyears and years ago. I did an
event and Charles's mom was in thecross. Oh yeah, I know that.

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People were telling me his mom washere, his mom was here.
I'm like, okay, I mean, I'm he He's always been great.
When I first met It's like,Frank, you gotta keep doing me?
Like why is that? Because everytime you do it, I end up
making more. I don't even understandwhy people here doing the radio. Next
thing I knew, I get anew commercial for Taco Bell or Weight Watchings,

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which came out after Taco Bell.He is aw I mean, he
is awesome. I now most ofyou know Frank does a lot of impressions.
What is the most asked for impressionthat people want Wow, I'm not
even sure anymore. It depends onwho the person is. Let me let
me ask you this. Did youquit doing John Madden when he died?

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Uh? Yes, and no.I talk about him a little bit because
people always ask me to do theJohn Madden impression. I do get a
lot of that because people know methat uh a lot of younger people growing
up, and it's kind of nostalgic, so people go, hey, do
some John Madden. I just havea reflex and I was going boom boom,
and that's usually good enough unless you'reat Airport t s A and that's

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yeah, that's crap, you know. Then they're going through my stuff.
So uh so, yeah, Imean that's probably one that's still way up
there. Barkley's up there. Whatabout George w I mean one he lives
here. I live everywhere. I'mI'm I'm i'm nified and amicification. That

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means everywhere at the same time,everywhere, all at once. A yeah,
which I believe was a movie.It was. That was a good
one. I saw that and uhuh uh uh. Deadpool Guy's going against
Wolverine Man. Good Pool verset wolfRaine and gets claws. I love how

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whenever you do your impressions, youdo the face too. Yeah, that's
important. That's an important part.I think it's the cell. I call
it the pizza slice. It's aline across the eyebrows and point down at
the chin, so it's a trianglegoing downward. You can sell the person.
So when you want somebody to doit, and I'm a middle of
the road person, I play bothsides, make fun of everybody. So

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I always make sure to say thatbecause I do. Here's the weird thing
is people do. People are sosegmented and what they watch. Now,
politicians are the people everybody knows.But I don't like to take a side.
I'm not a side taker. I'mjust I make fun of everybody pretty
equally, even though when people callit, I made fun of this peron.
No, no, no, no, just wait, give me five
more seconds. Else. But likewhen you see people do the Donald Trump,

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they do that thing where it's likehe's looking into an aquarium and mimicking
the fish. The fish Like that'svery very good. That's because you know,
because it's the mouth tells you howthe person talks. The eyes tell
you how they think. So whenyou do the impression. It's very very
good. A lot of people aresaying so with Joe Biden, he's the
only person I've ever seen listen withhis eyes or you know, with his

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eyes. His eyes are a littleslid. Well, somebody will say like,
mister president, folks, come on, what are we doing? And
then the eyes he's like looking off. You wanted to have him. Do
you know how you put your handup to cup your ear, So he
does that with his eyes, folks, what are we doing? Come on?
Now? See that's that's like whenwhen aries is here and he does
shack, he does the cross eyed. Yeah, that's the old Peter Falk,

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the old the I love your JohnGruden impression. In front of John
Gruden. It's a lot of fun. Man. You see him in a
couple of weeks set there in Tampa. Yeah, Florida. Man, you've
been to Tampa. Florida's pretty goodover. They've got a lot of wrestlers
that live there. Man. Theulster last night, let me tell you,

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brother, yeah about him ribbing hisshirt off? Oh that I mean
that was I I mean, therewas some crazy, some gray I would
love to have. Uh. Trumplast night took a vice president, Vice
vice president Hogan. He's doing he'sthe mood vice president gonna train say his
pressure and he his vitamins, justlike all the little Trump amaniacs. Yeah,

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there's a lot of material for LikeI said, I I have I
make stuff silly instead of I thinkpeople go to comedy. Some people go
to comedy to learn that's not me. Yeah, you come to me to
get away and a bunch of silliness. Uh And I just have fun with
it. But there's trying to thinkit's Some of the weird ones are different
ones like a Robert Downey Junior whoalways sounds like he's gonna burp halfway through

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the sentence. Robert, it waslike Tony Stark was in the room.
Of course it is, and uh, we're gonna build a empire here,
who's gonna strink back? Nice jobby that. Uh So Yeah, those
weird ones I do. There's awhole thing I talked about, did a
social media post a while ago abouteven the how the voices all work.

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Because I'm like, I think ofmyself as a magician more than a wizard.
It's like you practice the craft,you work on this stuff. Yes,
like even to get Morgan Freeman.I just did like I basically said
the words ah, yes over andover like a yes. The truth of
the matter is, that's how youget you wo. I remember the first
time I met Andy Defray. Ah, truth is boa was even there.
That's how you're gonna have to changeyour last name to Caliente because he sells

(31:30):
out. There's only like twenty ticketsleft with Frank Calliando at the Addison Improv
stick around. We've got some morevisiting to do, all right, I
haven't seen you in a while.More Frank Caliendo on the Bone and then
Joe Blone Star ninety two to five. It's a family reunion here on the
Bone, and then Joe Frank Caleendois here, and then seen you so
long it has been a wow onehundred and fifty years. Yes, at

(31:52):
least at least uh every time Iwatch you, I think about Fox NFL
Sunday. Did you just get burnedout on doing that? Yeah? I
mean it's just difficult because every weekyou have to come up with something new
and be try and be topical.But the difference was when I first started
and Jimmy Kimmel did it before me, there was no internet. There was

(32:14):
no what there was internet, butthere wasn't social media. And now all
the jokes. You know, there'spodcasts, there's all kinds of very narrow
casted types of sports with comedy involved. The jokes have mostly been done.
We would have to shoot on Thursdayand air on Sunday. Nowadays, that's
a lifetime. Things change. You'reon the air every day. You in
the morning, you're up to dateevery morning as you're speaking to your audience.

(32:37):
Well, could you imagine doing yourradio show three days earlier and then
putting it on It just wouldn't work, it would you know. That's that's
what makes That's what I still thinkmakes radio fantastic is you can do it
and change on the on the spot. You can change where life changed everything.
Yeah, just like and that's andpeople relate to that. Uh.
To go back a second. Oneof the things I was talking about with

(32:58):
the voices, I think there's acouple of things you can do with your
throat, and you were talking aboutthe master class type of thing. There's
and so there's nasal and throat.So the nasal I always go back to
Kurmitthy frog Hold Krimit frog here,and then Fozzy Bear is in the back
of the throat. That's Frank oza Waka. So if you take Kermit
the frog and you bring it downa little bit, becomes John c Riley

(33:21):
my drum set. Now if youadd some air, it becomes Mark Ruffalo.
I see, this is an absolutewin. You bring it down,
add some more air, and itbecomes Paul GIAMMANI I believe it's just one
of the craziest things I've ever heardin my entire life. Okay, have
you ever done an impression in frontof somebody? Grude was one I was

(33:44):
supposed to do George W. Bushwith George w at the Super Bowl here
in Dallas years ago. Did Jerryhook that? Well? It was.
It was a it was kind ofa comedy. I shouldn't say comedy of
airs. It was more of auh it was. It was also to
where I was. The Secret Servicehad cleared me to go through. It

(34:05):
was in Jerry's box upstairs there atthe at Jerry World and uh and uh.
If you remember in that Super Bowlthe Steelers playing against the Packers,
George W. Bush was sitting nextto John Madden, which was like,
which was my act? And Jerrywas sitting between them, and they're like,

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well, Jerry's gonna leave for alittle bit. When he comes out,
you can go up there. Foxcameras are already Yeah. Well it
was a blowout. The game wasa blow but then the game got close,
Jerry sat back down and they didn'twant to bother them to do it.
So it was really a crazy situation. But Laura came up to me.
He's like, oh, George,and I watch you on TV this
morning. You were fantastic. Iwas like, well, could you tell
Jerry to move so I can gotalk to those guys, can get the

(34:50):
biggest plug of my life doing mytwo biggest impressions at the time during the
Super Bowl. Didn't they stop youwhen when you tried to come in to
Jerry world? No, no,no, no, no, that was
a different time. I was actuallyon the first Super Bowl I was ever
at was in the Jacksonville Super BowlBowl, not vol uh and Uh.
I got down on the field.I had a field pass and they're like,

(35:14):
why are you down here. I'mlike, well, I'm just kind
of watching and they're like, yougot to get out of here. I'm
like, but doesn't this feel pass? He was like that's enough, and
one of the security guards ripped myFBI cleared pass off of me. I
want to do yeah, and thenI finally got it back, but they
kicked me out of the stadium.So I was like, oh, Jake
Glazer, the NFL insider, broughtme down there, and it was just

(35:37):
he had to do his job.And I should have lied, but I'm
bad at lying in those types ofthings, so I should have just said
I'm helping him. But they're like, what are you doing here? And
when I quote unquote questioned the guy'sauthority, but I had the I had
the pass and I had the greendot on it, like you can be
any I asked. They're like,you can be anywhere. And I did
ask twice, but I didn't askit like a jerk. I was just
like, you know, Craig Shoemaker, the love man, he had he

(36:01):
had it on video. He's like, I got on video if you have
need, and I was like,oh my goodness. I was like scared
of that because I was kicked outof It's not great around the outside of
the Jacksonville that stadium, so Iwas like, oh, my goodness,
and then I had to sneak myway past two security guards were hitting on
some woman. So I was like, I just snuck past and got back
in. Told the president of FoxSports. He's like, we can't I

(36:22):
have nance. He's Australia. He'slike, I want to talk to Rongic
down and next Super Bowl you shouldpost that on your side. I don't
have it anymore. I mean,I I don't remember if I remember him
saying he had it and he wasgoing to send it to me, and
I was like, I don't evenwant to remember any of this. See,
there's some people, like the securityguy taking away your badge. They
just they get this feeling of authorityand there, well you can do anything

(36:45):
we want. I don't like yougive me. Yeah, it was I
mean, he was trying to dohis job and he went over. I
mean, I had the I hadthe pass and it was like, don't
question me kind of a thing.And he was a he was an NFL
guy, not a local security guythere, and he was just like totally
in. The local guys are likeI don't know. I'm like I was
just on TV. I just thatone of the great you know, I
just did the biggest spot of mylife in the pregame Super Bowl, and

(37:08):
you're kicking me out of here?What are you doing? Don't you know
who I am? Yeah, apparentlyhe didn't. Maybe he was right.
Well, I think I think theyshould bring Mad TV back, would you
do it? I'm done with allthat makeup stuff and everything. Yeah?
Yeah, it was funny. Yeah, but I mean yeah, and here's

(37:31):
the thing, I think it couldhave been even funnier. That's the great
that the crazy thing. Now wewould have been allowed to I'm trying to
think they'd have to be they beff. They'd have been more careful and a
little bit less reverent. But itthey would show a lot more stuff,
and you could do things extended versionsof stuff and show out takes. And

(37:52):
the internet wasn't what it is now. We used to do your research.
There was a young man, ayoung fella by the name of Dylan.
I don't know if he had lastname, and it wasn't Bob, but
he would get us vhs videotapes ofpeople to study. It would take two
to three days to get the subjectmatter. And then's now you can watch
people immediately on YouTube. If you'reworking on a you know, working on

(38:15):
an impression. That's why. Idon't want to say it's easier, but
you have much more access of peopleto watch on YouTube or what do you
You can watch anybody anytime you wantto just start working on the mimicry of
it. Are you working on anythingother than the stand up tour right now?
I just audition for stuff I'll neverget. I don't even don't you

(38:36):
know who I am, who Iwant to be? Yeah, yeah,
I mean, I I just uh, it's always little things. I'm semi
retired, I've got kids. Mydaughter's about to start see Coledge. So
you get to work whenever you want. Yeah, that's really what it is.
I do. And I like youknow, I like coming here every
twelve years or so, however longit's banned. Yeah, it has been

(39:00):
a while. Let's go to theplaces I like to work pretty much,
where they have a lot of money. That's where I goes. So I
have seen you in town here fourtimes now. I don't stick your hand
and met you yet, but I'vebeen a big fan and I want to
make sure. I don't know ifyour fans have taken the time to thank
you for this, but it seemslike you your brand of humor has been

(39:21):
a really good medicine for people whoare like, damn, what an awful
week. I need to go tolaugh at Yeah. I try to.
I've tried to, you know,make my words mean something, and it's
all people don't take me seriously anyways, you know. So I just like
to be silly and get people outthere, you know, and have fun.

(39:43):
That's that's why I think if you'regoing to have a night out and
some people still, like I said, people get mad at you for all
sorts of things. Yeah, butI just like to have fun, and
I hope people do have fun,and I do a very clean show.
Well, if you've you've had abad week, go see Frank Kelly.

(40:04):
Yes, but so you better getyour tickets now. Only twenty tickets left.
Ten pair of tickets left for tonight'sshow. You're sold out tomorrow.
Yeah, and I sold that along time ago. Guys. It's just
the tickets are That's okay, youdeserve Frek Kelly and body good to see
you, my brother. All right. It's Prey Dallas hors Classic Rock a
lone Star ninety two five driven totears, which this show has been known

(40:28):
to do. Oh yeah, becauseof laughter. I was gonna say,
hopefully tears of laughter. By nowyou've probably heard. Bob Newhart, who
starred in two iconic TV sitcoms aswell as a Grammy winning stand up comic,
died at his home in La yesterday. It was ninety four. He
began his career as an accountant,and by nineteen fifty eight he'd moved on
to advertising copywriting. He and aco worker used to entertain each other with

(40:52):
long phone calls, which they wouldrecord and send to radio stations to play
Wow and his nighteen sixty comedy album, The Button Down Mine of Bob Newhart,
who my parents had and played overand over and over, topped Elvis
Presley from the top of the charts. He appeared on The Tonight Show with
Johnny Carson eighty seven times, TheDean Martin Show two dozen times, in

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The Ed Sullivan Show eight times.Of course, he was emerged as a
TV star with a Bob Newhart Show, where he played a psychiatrist with Suzanne
Plaschett as his wife. The showran from nineteen seventy two to seventy eight.
In nineteen eighty two, he returnedas an innkeeper on Newhart, which
was another runaway smash. It endedin nineteen ninety with probably the most memorable
season finale in sitcom mystery Newhart,waking up in bed next to his earlier

(41:38):
co star Suzanne Plaschette. The entirerun of the second series had been a
dream. I love it. Thatwas great. He continued to be a
popular talk show guest and made severalmemorial for famorable appearances on TV and films,
most notably in Catch twenty two andElf. Remember when he was in
Hell? Elf? He played theDad. His final TV appearance came the

(42:00):
recurring role of Professor Proton on bothThe Big Bang Theory and It's a Sequel,
Young Sheldon. There he was greatas the Elf Dad Will Ferrell when
he gets you because he's supposed tobe so tiny. He wasn't in very
many movies, but he wasn't acouple of them. And the way you're
gonna win these Santana tickets, I'mgoing to play a clip of Bob Newhart
from one of those movies. Youtell me the movie and I'll give you

(42:22):
the tickets. And it's the lastpair last pair. Yes it is.
And by the way, you knowthere is a lot going on around here
like he is every single weekend,So let's find out. It's time for
heya what what Hapenick? I amso glad you guys for you So All
Star break is over and our TexasRangers are back into action tonight at Globel

(42:45):
Field in Arlington. They're gonna kickoff a three game series against the Baltimore
Orioles. First pitch tonight is atseven oh five at the Shed and then
tomorrow's game will start at six ohfive. Sunday's first pitch will be at
one thirty five. Music to checkout this weekend, heavy metal fans may
want to head out to Texas TrustSee You Theater tonight to see Lamb of

(43:07):
God and Mastadon and Carrie King ofSlayer, and then Sunday night at Texas
Trust See Youth Theater. It's theBeach Boys, led by longtime members Mike
Love and Bruce Johnston, and somecall him the King of R and B.
A lot of people remember him becauseof the interactions that he had with
his girlfriend at the time, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Chris Brown, and

(43:31):
Yes He's at Dicky's Arena tonight andtomorrow night. Missy Elliott is at Dicky's
Arena Sunday night. At the Houseof Blues in Dallas. Tomorrow night,
it's Zoso the Ultimate led Zeppelin Experience. Mexican singer Pesso Pluma and his Funky
Ass Haircut is at the American AirlineCenter to You Tomorrow night, you would

(43:51):
Know. Pop star Tate McCrae bringsher sold out world tour to the Pavilion
at Toyota Music Factory tomorrow and atthe Kessler Theater in Dallas Tomorrow night.
It's Dallas based country start Joshua rayWalker. Critics say his music picks up
where Texas singer songwriters like Guy Clark, Towns, Van Zandt and Billy Joe

(44:14):
Shaver left out. He is sotalented, one of the best in the
world. Right now, he's battlingcancer. So this is going to be
his last show and then he's gonnacome back in November and he's going to
do some shows with Dwight Yoka SoComedy. This weekend. He was just
here for a visit with Bo Roberts. Comedian Frank Collendo is at the Addison

(44:35):
Improv tonight and tomorrow. But yourtickets are going fast, with only a
few left for tonight's show. Yes, tomorrow show sold out. Also,
comedian Brooks Wheelan is at the DallasComedy Club this weekend. What are you?
The guy that was kicked off ofSaturday Night Live after only one second
season and now his whole bit isabout how he was fired from Saturday Night

(44:57):
Live? If your kids are intospace, the annual Moonday celebration marking the
anniversary of the moon landing will takeplace at the Frontiers at Flight Museum on
Lemon Avenue in Dallas with activities foradults and kids. That's tomorrow from ten
thirty am to four pm. Don'tyou have something about the moon lasting?
Yes, tomorrow is the fifty fifthanniversary of that Apollo love the Moonlanding.

(45:19):
I got a song that I'll playfor you here a little bit later on
and at the Windspear Opera House inDallas. Some fun shows to take the
kids to this weekend. Dallas TheaterCenter presents Disney's The Little Mermaid now through
August fourth, and Broadway at theCenter presents Shrek the Musical. That's tonight
and tomorrow night, and that isjust some of what is going on this
weekend. Thanks, then you arewelcome, Dallas. What was classic rock

(45:45):
lone Star ninety two to five Drinklesand hal Raiser or a Friday night of
course of camp would have it.Okay, we told you about Bob Newhart
passing away at the age of ninetyfour. Believe it or not, at
the end of two thousand and eight, Jimmy and I actually interviewed Bob Newhart.

(46:06):
That's ours. I don't remember whathe was promoting, but we had
a blast and I'll play that interviewfor you here in just a little while.
And speaking of Bob Newhart, wehave our last pair of Santana tickets.
By the way, Carlos Santana turnedseventy seven tomorrow at birth birthday there,
Carlos. In order to win thislast pair of tickets, we're gonna
play fraction flickers. What does thathave to do with what I was talking

(46:29):
about. Well, I'll tell youBob Newhart's didn't do very many movies.
He made cameos, but he wasin this one particular movie that I'm gonna
play a clip from. You identifiedthe movie and I will give you the
tickets, okay, all right,And I'm gonna go ahead and give you
a hint right now. This isa war movie, all right, a

(46:51):
war movie that Bob Newhart was in. I'm gonna play this clip and call
me a two one four or eightone seven, seven eighty seven one nine
two five name this movie with BobNewhart? Hi, uh temple read to
uh abele six. Uh. Thisthis is Lieutenant Driscoll, the uh,

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the the entertainment officer. Uh.About the morales, sir, it's it's
been rather low. Uh. Themain complaint seems to be about the evening
movie. Yes, sir, I'vehad to show road to Morocco. Now
five innings in a row, sir. Well, Uh, the men are
beginning to get a little surly,sir. Yes, sir, they know

(47:37):
all the lines. Oh and andabout the amateur Yes, yes? Does
that ring a bell? By anychance, I'm gonna take a wild stab
bo? Is that right? No? No, no, no, that's
not it. That's not it.But he had a small role in there,

(47:59):
but he had a Let's see ifanybody knows two one four or eight
one seven seven, eight seven onenine five let's seeing them. Show tell
me that movie that Bob Newhart wasin. Tell it per Hero? How
did you know that? I thoughtit would take a lot longer. Good
job. That was one of myfavorite war movies and I loved them one.

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Oh, don't tell me, don'tsee no, just connecting? No,
she hung up. Yeah, thathappens sometimes. Now could that be
an accident on her part or thosestupid hackers? We will go on,
Well we can. Let's see ifanybody else can answer it too. Yeah,
yep, okay, sorry about that? On them? Show all right?

(48:44):
What movie was it? No blueticket? He was missing? He's
probably already got taken. On them, show tell me what movie that was?
She just named it Hells for Hero, Hellas for Here? Wasn't that?
Let's see Nick Adams, Steve McQueenwas in that. Steve mc was

(49:07):
really a good movie. Who isthis art? Corona art named after the
beer art Corona? Buddy? Hangon and we'll hook you up with the
last pair of Santana tickets. Waitto go man? Yep? Cool?
All right? Dan? All right, So coming up next, that interview
that Jimmy and I did with theone and only Bob Newhart who just passed
away, and coming up at eightforty, we're going to open up the

(49:30):
lone Star ticket window for your lastchance to win tickets to see comedian Sebastian
Maniscalco. He's coming to the AmericanAirline Center Saturday, August tenth. You
want to win those tickets, justkeep listening to the Bow and Them show
here on lone Star ninety two tofive Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five led Zeppelin blackDog. By the way, I have

(49:50):
one of those Yes you do doback this big Bubby short little snot well.
We told you earlier. Bob Newhartpassed away. Now back in two
thousand and eight, I think thiswas December of two thousand and eight,
Jimmy and I got to interview BobNewhart, and of course he was one
of my heroes because my parents hadthat button down mind of Bob Newhart album,

(50:13):
that comedy album. They played itall through the house. That and
Bill Cosby's why is Their Air?I think we addressed this in this interview.
And that album was his very firstalbum, Yes it was, and
it dethroned Elvis. So here isJimmy and Mine's interview with Bob Newhart from
December of two thousand and eight.But now, uh huh, hello Bob,

(50:34):
Bob Newhart. I know on theBob Newhart Show, whenever they'd say
Hi Bob, Yeah, they hada drinking game where you're supposed to do
a shot. Well say hello toBob Newhart. Hi, Hi Bob.
Hi are you playing the game?Ah? So you know about the drinking
game. I've heard about it.Yeah. I don't want to go down
on industry. That's my greatest accomplishment. I've heard about it. Yeah,

(51:00):
participate, No, I never have. And every place seems to have their
own rules. And oddly enough,I heard somewhere it originated at SMU.
It wouldn't surprise me at all.Somebody had to start it somewhere. You
know, all those kids drinking ondaddy's money. I'm not surprised exactly.
Well, let me just say whenI was growing up in my house,

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my parents had two comedy albums,Bill Cosby's Why Is Their Air? And
The Button Down Mind of Bob Newhartwas the other one. I did the
thing yesterday here in LA they hadthe Grammy Museum and I got three Grammys.
In nineteen sixty for the first album, The Button on Mine. Yeah,

(51:42):
And so they asked if I woulddonate the first Grammy and my daughter
Courtney, who's now thirty, shethought there were bookends until she watched the
Grammy Show and said, oh,I think my dad has a couple of
those. She's got a megaphone onit. I thought it was a cheerleader
Award. And I got to saythat it's like I'm talking to my uncle

(52:02):
that I've never met, because I'veseen you on television so many times.
I mean on the Johnny Carson Show, Dean Martin Show. Oh yeah,
and I'm sure we'll all remember I'mLarry, and this my brother Darryl,
mother, brother Darryl. If Ihad one complaint about television today, it's
too many shows as good as theas the Office is and thirty Rock,

(52:25):
is that they don't do it infront of a live audience. And we
always did it in front of alive audience, which was kind of dangerous
because every so often he had runinto a dead audience, but that was
part of the adrenaline rush of doingit every week. And when we had
Larry Darryl and Darryl on and theywere only supposed to be in one episode,
but they got such a reaction fromthe audience, the studio audience,

(52:50):
that I said to the writers rightafterwards, I said, we got to
have these guys back. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that made it.
You don't find those kinds of thingsout without an audience to let you know,
we want to see the guys again. And you know, when the
New Heart series ended, that wasprobably the best ending of a series I
ever saw, where you woke upin bed with Suzanne flashett I sure hated
to see her. Go. Man, Well that was that was my wife's

(53:10):
idea. And yeah, it's verysad we lost Susie this year this year,
January this year. Well, Iam watching an old war movie the
other day called Hell Is for Heroes, and guess who shows up, Bob
Newhart. That was just kind ofan opportunity for you to just sort of

(53:32):
do your act there for a minute. Yeah, well that's what they hired
me to. One of the reasonthey wanted me to write the phone conversations,
you know, because we knew theGermans had tapped our lines, you
know, and so I was supposedto convince the Germans that we had too
many troops. Please don't send usanymore. And the interesting thing about it

(53:53):
sounds silly now, I mean itsounds like pocket change. But the movie
originally was budget at nine hundred thousanddollars and it was up at a million
nine hundred thousand dollars because of overrunsand paramount. The studio that was producing
it called and said, we're notsending you any more film. What no
more film? Its use up allthe film here. That's the end of

(54:16):
the movie. We're cutting you off. And if you remember, if you
go back and look at it,it just ends. It just kind of
stops, you know. Steve McQueencharges the pillbox and then they set roll
in credit. So yeah, that'spretty much. Yeah. Yeah, he
throws the bomb into the pill boxand that's it. Well, we ran

(54:36):
out of film, so now weknow. Now you've been blessed with two
great casts and two great shows.I have to ask you about one of
the characters, Howard, the piloton the Bob Newhart Yet played by Bill
Day. Yeah. Yeah, ishe as strange as we all believe he
is? Well, I found somethingout about Bill which I didn't know.
I did a date and Bill livesin Albuquerque, New Mexico, as opposed

(55:01):
to Albuquerque, Ohio. Like Billsaid, I always had a thing.
I said, you know, I'lldo a scene twice, rehearse it twice,
but then let's move on to thenext scene, because coming from the
stand up background, you know,I needed that. I didn't want to
get down on the material. Andwhen you over rehearse it sometimes you begin

(55:22):
to lose confidence and say, jeez, this isn't funny at all. And
so but I didn't know. ButBill was dyslexic, and he really had
a problem learning the script because hewas seeing everything backwards. So you know,
he he and he explained that tome. He said, Bob,
I really had a tough time.I said, well, Bill, you
should have told me, you knowsomething we could have we could have worked

(55:44):
something out, you know, becausewell one time he called Emily Enema and
another time he called me Howard.But then he gave me a look like
I know I called you, however, but let's keep going. Maybe they
won't notice it. Can't just keeprolling, keeping Bill, We can't.
We can't leave that in, youknow, But Bill, I knew.

(56:06):
I know, Bill even before Billand I were worked at the NBC station
in Chicago, so we knew eachother for for a long time. I
also got to congratulate you for beingin one of the funniest movies of the
seventies, Cold Turkey, Cold Turkey. Well, yeah, yeah, that
was fun, Dick Vandyke and ohyeah, where the whole town tries to
quit smoking. Yeah, and youwere the evil little man from the tobacco

(56:29):
company that tried to get the townto start smoking again. Yeah. A
lot of fun. And especially towork with Edward Everett Horton. Oh yeah,
yeah, he's the old man inthe wheelchairs. Yeah. And we
became friends, and you know,and that's in the studio days when they
said who do you want, youknow, let's get it Edward Everett Horton
for this, you know. Andthey had such a stable and we went

(56:51):
to his house for dinner one nightand he said, and this is the
house that and then they named themovie he was in. He said,
this room was built by so andso, and this room was built b
Like you could almost hear him inEsop's fables on the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Wellhe represented an era. You know
that was wonderful, and they hadso many, so many wonderful character actors

(57:13):
that studios would develop. You knowthat they don't do anymore. Well,
mister Newhart, Yes, I haveto call it, mister Newhart, because
I respect them and it has beena pleasure given a part of all of
our lives for a long time.So before we go, let us just
say bye, Bob. Now let'sgo have a drink. Okay, thank
you, Bob, thank you.All right, how about it, Bob

(57:34):
new Dallas Whator's classic Ronco Alone Starninety two five. We still have Sebastian
Menscalgo tickets to get Away. Idon't know if you realize this, but
tomorrow is Moonday. It is thefifty fifth anniversary of the moon landing,
and there's going to be a Moondaycelebration at Frontiers of Flight Museum in Dallas,
right off of Lemon. They alwaysput on a really good exhibit there.

(57:57):
Well, guess what got us allabout it? Like to hear hein't
go hein' goo. You promised themovie, but I preferred your rain and
suns must be because urine, thislooks good to now. The moon was

(58:22):
in jail. How it is blamedthat a beautiful size and your in this
looks good, Tony, I'm notqueen. I'm just sparing everything an idea,
the feelings on your dream wein yournail. The feeling starts you stimming

(58:44):
towards your red. Ain't it clean? I'm told Amonia had no fear about
below Bologna you and died youran toNow, yeah, Dallas, we have

(59:15):
a problem with a stoopid radio showthat he was playing the duck. So
Jesus, oh yeah, when you'redear the fal sas clear, I foun

(59:39):
Emonia, have no fear unblow Bologna. You and died so high in the
sky and that wellow like, yeah, you fight, you and died fly
You died fly so high you andyou ran will flood you will clad so

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high. God, Well, itlooks like the rocket ship is a little
off course now landings and sot like, oh the po and you're surprised that
I had a song like not atall? You know, we told you.
Bob Newhart passed away. Also LouDobbs, the ultra conservative TV host

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who was a nightly presence on FoxBusiness Network for more than a decade.
He died at the age of seventyeight. He hosted Lou Dobbs Tonight on
Fox Business from twenty eleven to twentytwenty one, following two separate stints at
CNN. He was named in alawsuit against Fox News by Dominion Voting System.
Remember that over lies told on thenetwork about the twenty twenty election.

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A mediator pushed the two sides towardas seven hundred and eighty seven million dollars
settlement, which avoided a trial.A mountain of evidence showed many Fox executives
and on air talent didn't believe theallegations aired on dobb Show and others at
the time. They feared that theywould piss off the Trump fans and the
audience with the truth. And that'swhat happened. When he joined Fox Business,

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he said he considered himself the underdog. A few years later, his
show was highly rated and he wasa cute, key figure on the right
leaning network, So Lou Dobbs,and he always looked like he was uncomfortable
every time he was Yeah, likehis underwear was binding up on the constant.
Yes he did, and you know, to keep it in the threes

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unfortunately a heartbroken report that we've losta local public figure as well, most
recently senior editor for the Dallas MorningNews or for d Magazine, and before
that he was a music critic fora long time for the Dallas Observer.
Zach Crane has passed away at theyoung age of fifty, leaving behind an
amazing son and an ex wife,Nikki, and we will miss him very

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much. He was a tough,tough music critic, but he went out
and he put boots on the ground, and he knew this city. He
knew the smells and the soils andthe corners and the what nots. And
he did a really good job forshowing the world and us what we've got
to offer right here in our owntail. What happened. He came very

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young with something VIRUSI ish a fewdays ago and all of a sudden bam.
Only Carrie, Yes, carry loveto Zach family. Here's a story
out of Harris County. The ownerof an established company used by future parents
and surrogates stole more than ten milliondollars for personal use. Sergusy Escro account

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Management known as SEAM, was designedto give intended parents an account in which
to store money for their surrogates paymentsand medical bills. This was These were
families that have been really wanting tohave a baby instead. Lawyer's alleged that
seem owned her. Dominique's Side stolethe money and used it to bankroll her
music career as dom A Racy rap, an R and B singer and music

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producer. Documents alleged that Dominique Sidetraveled the world. She paid for designer
clothes, luxury vehicles, real estate, and a membership in the exclusive club
Soho House with money she was supposedto be holding for these families. Families
lost tens of thousands of dollars,and an attorney for the families said her

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team's forensic accounts have found more thanten million dollars in lost months. Oh
she gonna burn? Oh yeah.She has not appeared at multiple court dates,
including an injunction hearing this past Wednesday, at which a Houston judge extended
to hold on her accounts. TheFBI has opened a website to collect information
from people who believe that their moneywas stolen. Man warm place in hell

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for somebody that does that exactly exactly. Not just major airlines affected this morning
by a huge IT glitch, buttogether with media organizations, businesses, police
forces around the world being affected bya massive IT whoops of daisy that was
caused by a problem with Microsoft cloudcomputing services. Thanks Microsoft, appreciated again

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so much. Cheers and amby Fridayto you. I hope you weren't planning
on flying anywhere today. Flights havebeen grounded, several countries are affected.
Stores and broadcasters in several countries wentoffline as the outerage affected Windows PC.
So far, so good. You'rea lone star now. Apparently everything's back
up and running at DFW with AmericanAirlines, so yeah, they've been since

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early this morning. The updated newsreports are they are working on a fix
and this is not related to cybersecurityor hacker crime. No, it was
an update. Yay updates. Microsoftgoof been through those before. Users reported
seeing blue screen when they tried tostart their computers. The glitch appears to
have called habit for even supermarket selfservice checkouts countless sites. Hang in there.

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I think we're going to be ableto iron this out in a matter
of hours, let's hope. Sowell. When it comes to dating,
I do this because Anna is aTexas Longhorn fan. Yeah, when it
comes to dating, it's good tobe an aggie. According to survey,
datingadvice dot Com asked three thousand singlesto rank how attractive degrees from certain universities

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would be in the dating world.Texas A and M topped the list for
schools in the lone Star state andfinished thirty fourth overall in the nation.
According to the survey, Texas Aand M grads are admired for their dedication
and integrity, making them appealing anddependable partners. I have a lot of
friends that are aggy. Okay,that's all right. Ut Austin finished one

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hundredth overall and second in Texas.Rice University in Houston rounded out the top
three for Texas and ended up atone hundred and fifty three overall. As
far as the rest of the country, Harwood University it was the most attractive,
followed by Notre Dame, Stanford andBrown. Oh yeah, sure,
fancy I picked one of those guys. I bet you would too, I

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bet you would too. Okay,Green Day Goo Goo Dolls, Huey Lewis
and The News and even in Syncappear on the soundtrack of the upcoming Marvel
film Deadpool and Wolverine. Oh mygosh, I can hardly wait for it
to open next week. I can'twait to see it. Considering the style
of the previous two Deadpool films,most of these songs will likely be used

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for comic effect. The track includesthe Goo Goo Dolls, Iris Green Day's
good Riddance, Time of Your Life, Huey Lewis and the News, The
Power of Love in syncs Bye ByeBye Bye Bye Bye Bye, and Olivia
Newton, John and John Travols BecauseGrease Duet, You're the one that I
want love Ito oo ooh. Thealbum also has a song sung by co

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star Hugh Jackman from one of themusicals, The Greatest Show from the Greatest
Showman, I love that song.The vinyl version of the soundtrack is out
on Wednesday, while the streaming versiona week from to day. The movie
hits theaters a week from today.Yeah, and there's early screenings on the
Thursday before next Friday. Oh really, Yeah? I want to go.

(01:07:10):
I kind of want to. Itdepends on is it like it nine at
night or something. No, wecan go to an early screening as early
as noon. Oh thank God,they don't make them do with it like
midnight the night before, remember that. Oh yeah, they used to make
us go there and host those atQ one oh two. We get home
about eleven, and of course thatis death to a morning guy who has
to get up. So Earth,let's see Sebastian Menacecalco. Tickets coming up

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next on the ball and them show. I'm sure Annabelle has picked out a
number. Yes you have. That'llhave something to do with something something something
something something coming up one of theball and then Joe, Hello, this
is President Biden. The President.Tjo, it's rock. Look, I

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really think you should back out.My back's out. No, it's not.
My back is fine. I feelgreat except for the COVID. No,
no, you need to back outbecause you're too old. The White
House has mold. No it doesn't. It's perfectly fine. No, Joe,
listen, you are too old torun for president. You should drop
out of the race. Joe,Joe, what well? Where am I?

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Who is this? What is thisstrange contraption? I'm holding up to
my ear. I forget it.Never mind, Geez trying out, poor
Joe. Okay, who want ourtickets to see Sebastian Menascalco when he comes
to town next month. That wasa Tony Beagle. Carrol Tone, Carrol
Tone, all right, Carol torepresent. Aren't you glad it's Friday?

(01:08:40):
Oh yes, oh lord, lordlord. I'm still kind of making my
plans. Anybody got anything there too. I'm celebrating one of my best friend's
birthdays on weekend. Yes, y'allgonna get tore up from the floor.
What do you think I kind ofbiggered you. I think I'm ago see
Frank Kelly and you gonna be agreat show. Yeah. I watched some
Rangers in bed and I think I'mgonna watch Horizon again again. That three

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hours again. I love it.I can't wait to see the second part
I want to watch. I'm gonnasee it's on pay per view. The
Godzilla and Kong movie. Yeah,new one, get in there. I
want ahead and paid to own thatone too, And I'm glad I did.
It was very entertaining. It's whatit goes underground because you know me,
I'm a big old monster movie there. I know you. You are.

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A Nigerian man played the video gameDream Lead Soccer twenty twenty three for
seventy five consecutive hours, Yes,breaking another Guinness World record and his ankles.
Oh Man, the record keeping organization, says oside Ola wol broke the

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record for the longest video game marathonplaying a soccer game, besting the fifty
hour record set by an Englishman namedDavid Whitefoot in twenty twenty two. White
Whitehill. I just don't see howanybody could do that many hours. Did
they get bathroom breaks? How doesget engauge that? Ginnis said. Uh

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Ola wo is the first holder ofthe record to have used Dream League Soccer
to seek the title. Previous recordholders have opted for FIFA or Pro Evolution
Soccer. Now the guy connected hisiPhone to a TV screen for his gaming
marathon. Now you ask how hedid it, Yeah, during which he
was allowed a five minute break everyhour. Okay, well that's nice.

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Yeah, but that don't seem likeenough. No, not enough at all.
So he was also allowed to bankhis breaks for longer rest time,
so you can take a little nap. Yeah yeah, so you could play
for like six hours straight and havea whole lot more time to ring.
He's one of those people that probablywent to the restroom and fell asleep on
the toilet. Yep, yep,you know I've done that drunk before,

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but have you really that was along time ago. Oh, listen,
in New Orleans one time I wentout with some friends of mine and I
was told up, and I wentto the bathroom and sat down because I
had to go that way, andI fell asleep. And I woke up
and the place was locked, kindof like that guy from the freaking Full
five. Yes, Now did youdo in Elvis? Did you tumble forward

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or did you stay on the fan? I just stay I was he just
noted out. I just woke up, said, damn God. The place
was empty. And usually places inNew Orleans just stay open the whole time.
But I don't even remember the nameof the bar. But I learned
my lessons. You did so well, I would certainly hope. So a

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little Friday story for you. Thatis awesome. Hey, want to see
the Rangers with your family? Butmoney is tight? Well, how about
some classic cash one thousand dollars upfor grabs every hour nine to five Monday
through Friday. Just listen for thenationwide keyword, and when you hear it,
you enter it at lone Star ninetytwo five dot com and you could
be our next big winner. Firstkeyword of the day coming up just after

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nine right here on Long Star ninetytwo to five. And another show bites
the dust for a well forty minutesfrom now. Then we start our weekend.
Yeah, buddy, ready for it. Main, Main, Mains Friday,
you know, and things just geta little bit better when it's Friday.

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Yeah, yeah, we can breathea sigh of relief. Finally got
to meet the great Frank Caliendo today. Thank you both. I didn't realize
you were such a big fan ofhis. Oh, I've gone to see
him a few times. My numberone favorite of all time is Mitch Hedbird
rest in peace. Yeah, blesshis hard well let me Mitchell on several
times too. Yeah, he wasfantastic living comedian, though nobody can guarantee

(01:12:45):
a laugh out of me no matterwhat's going on. Better than Frank Kelly.
Well, he's at the Improv thisweekend, and so go check him
out if you can find a ticket, because they're selling out. Yeah.
I think they only had twenty ticketsleft, and last time I checked it
was like ten tickets left, sofive pair for tonight's show. That's why
I told Frank he should change hislast name to Caliente. I like that

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because he's hot. Okay, let'stalk time wasters. Are you ready?
You're Gallwood? Okay, So goto the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two five dot com. This is what we have up for
you today. Rolling Stones has compiledits list of the one hundred best album
covers of all time. I sawthat and the Beatles have three of them.

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Abbey Road came up one short,landing in the number two spot,
followed by Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts ClubBand at number fourteen and The Beatles White
Album at twenty three. So whywas Paul McCartney barefoot on the cover of
Abbey Road? Not because he wasdead, Paul says, Oh, why
he was walking across that crossing withno shoes on? Well because it was

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hot, man, looks like areal hot day in London, and I
had sandals on. I kicked himoff, you know, big deal.
You know, we actually had PaulMcCartney on the sho one time and he
told us that exactly. Yeah,it was just hot, not because he
was dead. The Rolling Stones alsohave two in the top fifty, with
Sticky Fingers at twenty eight and SomeGirls at forty six. And if you've

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ever wondered why later versions of theRolling Stone Sticky Fingers album did not contain
a real zipper, remember the originalones did and a real zipper because people
were opening up the cellophanes zipping itdown trying to see what was under there.
Here's Keith with the answer. Thelast time they did that on the
original the zipper started to cut intothe records and they had some domva whole

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load and that which is why thezipper disappeared, and so it became a
print zipper. You know, Well, the zipper can cut into a lot
of things and a guy will onlydo that once. Yeah, one once.
Yes, We have the list upon our page for you to check
out. And in other Paul McCartneynews, he's going to release a video

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of himself performing Blackpool from his newarchival release One Hand Coopping. That's going
to happen today at eleven a m. So stay tuned. Now, Remember
when we told you about Gedty Leeof Rush selling off some of his baseball
memorabilia in conjunction with the Major LeagueBaseball All Star Game in Arlington. Well,
sixty six of the eighty one lotswere sold for a total of one

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hundred and eighty thousand dollars in onehundred and sixty eight not bad. With
the big seller being one of twobaseball signed by President John F. Kennedy.
It went for around forty five thousanddollars. So why was Geddy Lee
willing to sell those presidential baseballs?Here's what Geedty had to say about that.
Strangely enough, it was a littleeasier for me to part with the

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presidential balls because I'm a Canadian.Yes, so I felt in some ways
should be in the hands of anAmerican collector. You know. It's really
more apropos there. That's a perfectanswer. Yeah, Canadian, Why do
I care about American president? Hecalled them the presidential balls. Yes,
you can learn more about his obsessionin a new book he's written, seventy

(01:16:02):
two Stories from the Collection of GeddyLee. It's going to be published soon.
Speaking of Getty, the first eversolo albums by him and Alex Liifsen
are going to be re issued.We've got all that information up and Genesis
is reissuing fourteen studio albums on onehundred and eighty gram vinyl. They posted
on social media about this yesterday.We have that post up. It's a

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little video from Trespassed through to CallingAll Stations Grateful Dead and Bonnie Rait among
the recipients of the forty seventh AnnualKennedy Center Honors, along with filmmaker Francis
Ford Coppola and jazz trumpeteer and composerr Tudo Sandoval, who I absolutely love.
That show is going to air onCBS December twenty third. And finally,

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this is what a real bird doglooks like. Meat chicken the cocka
doo. We've got him up onthe Bow and Them show page. He
does a perfect imitation of a dogwhen door Dash arrives. Oh, you
could check out the viral video upthere on the Bow and Them show page
at lone Star ninety two five dotcom. Be a bird like that,

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I'll make you starve to death today. Ain't coming back in Dallas, fort
worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety twofive on a Friday. It's been a
busy week. Actually it has awhole week and all this mess, don't
you know, just whiz right byand today was even more so. Yes

(01:17:30):
it was. Yes, it wasa special. Thanks to Frank kelli Endo
for coming by. Awesome. Wishhe could come by more often. Hadn't
seen the guy in a long time. And thank you for tuning in.
We appreciate it. We couldn't doit without you, Well we could,
but it wouldn't be near as muchfun. That's right. Well, our
after show decompression session is next.I'm not sure exactly what we're going to

(01:17:54):
talk about, but if anybody bringsanything up, I'm open false suggestion.
Okay, remember for Bob Newhart,Yeah, I remember my parents listening to
that button down mind of my parentsnever missed mash or the New Heart Show.
Yeah, ever, the New notthe Bob Newhart Show, but the

(01:18:14):
New Heart Show. Yeah. NewHeart was like a like they might as
well have been the same thing.My parents just transition from one of the
other just like that. Yeah,I mean when it's Bob Newhart, what
difference is they? Yeah, likethey knew what they were getting and they
were like, no way we're evergoing to miss this show. And that
was that was great. I forgotthat Jimmy and I had talked to Bob
Newhart years ago. It was kindof fun to play, you know,

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when the guy passes away. Hewas ninety four, so it's not like
he didn't have a full lot.N Every time I would watch him on
the Big Bank Theory, I wouldsay, I sure hope he doesn't die
because he was pretty old when hewas doing the Big Bank there, like
Professor Proton. Yeah, he waspretty old when he was in Elf too,
Yes, was the Elf Dad.But you know, we just keep

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on getting older and quit giving arats ask when you get to a certain
whatever. Some of our favorites,you know, yeah, we really are.
It's been a lot to digest thisweek as far as fame losses.
Absolutely, okay, So if we'reready, we'll take a little break and
do our after show decompression sessions.Feel free to chime in if you want

(01:19:21):
to, and we'll see you onMonday with a Lovell Bride Blue Show.
Okay, okay, right, aswe say, keep it between the ditches by