The Bo and Them Full Show (Ep 924)

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Episode Transcript

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It's tax time. Remember, acharitable donation is deductible. So if you're
looking for a bigger refund this year, donate your husband to charity. Whatever
shape he's in, whatever his incomelevel, whatever his skills may be.
You can write it off for thefull value of whatever you think he's worth.
And we'll even come and pick himup and haul him away at no

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cost. Teams, See there's abig truck in our driveway. Just go
with the nice people to give yourhusband to make a donation foundation and get
a bigger tax refund, one thatyou won't have to split with anyone.
You can't spend all the money.We may just to buy a new home.
He's right, Sis, we gottasay some money for the income tax.
Don't be chumps. Make out yourreturns in such a way that you

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don't have to pay income tax.Why don't you guys think of that.
Oh, cut the milakee. I'vegot to go shopping. Get busy.
Hey, she's right after you all. Make him out the income taxes nothing?
What do you mean nothing? WhenI get through the income tax collector
will get nothing. Hey, youknow what's funny how people love the chip
on their income tax. That's becauseit's such a cinch. They never can

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catch smart guys like us nor swag. Alright, alright, it ain't that
funny you laughing hyenas. And Idon't getting hearing the star slam baby?

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Why to there by the grand whynot garant audience? Why I can't hear
myself? Think? I said?Why? Where? What I mean?
Okay? By doing that, Ijust fulfilled someone's birthday request. Yes you
did. You did play the wholetheme. Yes, the whole thing.

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Look at that. Jack from Terrellcalled yesterday Jack and he said, I'm
turning fifty eight tomorrow. I onlywant one thing. I said, what's
that, Jack, because I wantto hear the theme to slam Bang Theater.
And you did it. I didit the whole thing. I did
the whole thing. You just haveto imagine the eights dancing around playing banjo's
and tapping camber. We can't providethe video for you. Oh no,

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we can't do that unless you tuneinto Facebook Live. Yeah. Well even
then you still don't see it.I could do it on YouTube, but
yeah, that would be And hecould have had zz Top and Leonard Skinner
tickets, but no, he wantedthat. He wanted the show up and
to be slam Bank Theater. Well, he knows he couldn't talk me into
just giving him zz topic skin,but he could talk me into doing the
slam Bang Theater theme. Still wascommodating. So obviously if you grew up

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here, that was a little bitof a memory for you. Well,
yeah, he didn't. You haveno idea what we just Well, when
I was listening to that, Iwas thinking about the old Channel thirty fun
Time song. I used to well, Channel thirty Fun Times. All Time's
Channel thirty fun Times. We're happyto see everybody. Okay, I got
it, I got it. Hey, today is a toy box Today,

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got some good ease out of theold archives. Here, we're gonna play
full you and a couple of youknow, celebrity birthdays people that have been
on this show. Yeah, I'lltell you who they are just a little
while. As not only do wecelebrate the day where we get to do
all the archives toy box to youtoday, it's also, as you just

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heard, tax day. Yeah,unless you're doing a hefty refund or working
as a highly paid accountant, taxday doesn't spark much joy. But it's
here. Nonetheless, it used tospark joy when I got a return.
Yeah, used to spark yours too. It's like I get a refund.
Yeah, I owe money. Peoplewere getting refunds. Wait, we gotta
juggle around these tax laws just alittle day so the rich will get richer.

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Yeah. It's also National Exercise Day. Some days I don't even I
feel like exercising caution, but todayyou exercise your guns. For sure.
You're flapping them right now. It'sNewspaper Columnists Day. April eighteenth was chosen
in memory of a well known columnistsnineteen forty four Pulitzer Prize winner Ernie Pyle,

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who done on this day in nineteenforty five on the island of Lastima
in the Pacific by Japanese. Yeahbut wait, there's more. You knew
I was gonna say that. Yes, it's International Juggler's Day. Oh right,
I tried to juggle many times.I've given up. Don't even ask

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me. Yeah, sure you canvery long. Well. It's also to
honor multitasking office workers juggle stuff inthe show, It's Animal Crackers Day.
Great. Animal crackers were first broughtto the US in the late eighteen hundreds
and and featured more than thirty sevendifferent animal in the Barnum Circus theme.

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Ever wonder why a box of animalcrackers has a string across the top.
Yes, that's so you can hangit on Christmas trees during the holiday.
Yeah, that's why. And they'renot animal crackers unless they come in that
little box and string on with thelittle animals. It looks like a car.
There you go. It's also InternationalAmateur Radio Days US. We're well,

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we're professionals. We actually get paidfor this stupid stuff. National Transform
Money to your Daughter's account Day.Yeah, but not your son. No,
it'll stop all her winding at leastfor a while. National Velociraptor Awareness
Day. Oh wow, I'm awareof them, but since they're extinct,
I ain't gonna worry about them thatwe know of. It's also National Lineman

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Appreciation Day. Came to when thelineman named Bill Bosh realized the public was
largely unaware the work that line workersdo and that should change. So you
know, they're the ones that ifyou make phone calls that and this Pinata
day, hit one with a stick, you'll feel better And even if no
candy falls out I'm from We gotone right here in the studio. Yes,

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it's been here for a long time, here for years, for years,
all right, so we gotta lookat sports to all shorts coming up.
Then of course it's the freaking foolWild Boys. We's got goodies to
give away that zz top Leonard's Kindertickets at seven fifty and we got kid
rock chikes in a chicket window ateight far get that. What more would
you ask for from a piss atmorning show like that? And we got

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lots of folks watching this here onfirst Break Tuesday on Facebook, like,
thank you guys for getting up soearly and making us a part of your
day. You can watch the singlemorning stretch and assult you with one of
these dollarsful lone star ninety two fivehat like a rainbow bitch all over the

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play. Ain't no pot of goldat the end. Very colorful though,
yeah, yeah, very colorful.Hey at six starts words fans, it's
time first sports of all starts.Oh man, I want to lose the
first game in the series. Starslost a tough one last night against the
Minnesota Wild. They lost three totwo in double overtime in game one of

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their best of seven playoff series.This game goes down as the longest playoff
game in Minnesota Wild history. Theopening puck dropped at eight fifty PM last
night. Most drop at eight thirty. I don't know why the twenty minute
delay, but the game ended atone oh one. This wild damn.
While the entire game was physical,there was one hit that has the Stars

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on edge because it sent Joe Pavelskito the locker room and out of the
game. In fact, he laidtheir motionless for a moment before he was
eventually helped off the ice. Sofar, there's no word if Pavelski will
be well enough for game two inthe series. Speaking game two, it'll
be tomorrow night with another late startsat eight thirty. We hope everybody is
healthy. And I hate losing thatfirst game, especially double overtime. It

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makes you feel kind of like,oh gosh, this is a bad song.
I know, I know, butlet's think happy thoughts, cross our
fingers and think of little rainbows,just like the song. You will be
all right hey tonight. There arethree games on the slate of games for
the NBA Playoffs. Atlanta Hawks aretraveling to Boston to take on the Celtics

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six tonight on NBA TV. Bostonleads the series one to nothing. New
York Nicks travel to Cleveland to takeon the Cavaliers. That's gonna be on
TNT at six thirty tonight. NewYork leads the series one to nothing,
and the Los Angeles Clippers face offwith the Phoenix Suns and they're lovely fans
TNT nine o'clock tonight. Los Angelesleads the series one to nothing. You

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know, those those Suns fans notquite as bad as Eagles fans, Is
that right? They're getting a badreputation, sure, trying to do it.
Your Texas Rangers kicked off a threegame series in Kansas City last night
and pitching ace Jacob deGrom had astellars four hitless innings, but that was
it for him, as he didn'treturn for the fifth due to some soreness

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in his right wrist. He justhurt a lot, something you can't have
when you're a right handed bits.You're right. The Rangers were up four
zip going into the fifth. That'swhen a reliever, Dane Dunning was ready
to go and pretty much picked upwhere de Graham left off, stalling the
Royals and rolling the Rangers to afour nothing victors are scaring me when yeah,
oh well, they all scaring allthe other Rangers fans too. Josh

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Young's three run homer in the firstinning and a solo shot by Marcus Simeon
and the third was all the offensethe Rangers needed game to us tonight,
first pitch, six forty, withNathan Eovaldi getting the start with his one
and two record and six point threetwo era A ballet Sports Southwest has it
if you indeed have ballets, SportsSouthwest and also the Rangers unveiled their City

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Connect jerseys yesterday ahead of their onfield debut Friday night. Kind of weird.
We were sightly seeing that on thenews yesterday. On the right sleeve
is a big is a Eagle.It's a mythical creature inspired by blending the
mascots of two Texas League teams,the Dallas Eagles and the Fort Worth Panthers.

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Yeah. The jersey also includes asubtle nod to Tom Vandergraff, whose
Big Dream and Bold Vision helped bringMajor League baseball to North Texas. The
words dream the Big Dream appear nearthe bottom of the jersey on the jock
tag, though it might not bevisible when you tucked it into your pants,
but you don't want to do that. The Texas Rangers unveiled their City

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Connect uniforms yesterday that will be warnedduring Friday night home games all season long.
Now, speaking of baseball, whenbroadcasters for teams visit the Oakland A's
at the Oakland Coliseum, they haveto share their working space with a possum.
The animal, which lives somewhere inthe wall of the visitors booth,

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was first seen by people working forthe Angels broadcast team during the A's home
opener. Stadium workers set multiple tracksbut couldn't catch the possum during this first
homestand the A's went on the roadfor a week and then returned home to
face the Mets over the weekend.And when the Mets tech team first opened
the booth, there was that stenchof possum turds everywhere man. The Mets

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broadcasters were forced to use an auxiliarybroadcast booth for the series, as the
visiting booth is off limits until thislittle possum has been caught. What's so
funny is their marketing department has likereally capitalized on the whole possum thing because
now they're selling stuffed little possum plustoys and all the fans are carrying these

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little possums a better kill. Two. The twenty twenty three NFL drafted just
over a week away, and whilethere's still plenty of discussion about the teams
that each player will be drafted too, one thing is for certain the draft
site. Each year, the NFLrotates the annual event to different cities across
the country. This year, thetwenty twenty three NFL Draft will be held

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in Kansas City, beginning on Thursday, the twenty seventh and run through Saturday,
the twenty ninth. So how doesthe NFL decide where to hold a
draft, Well, just like anyother major event, think like the Olympics
of the World Cup, cities acrossthe country bid to host the draft and
the NFL votes on a winner.The vote comes down to the owners of
the thirty two NFL teams, andthey are generally voted on two years in

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advance. As you might have guessed, New York has hosted the most NFL
drafts, with fifty seven, includinga fifty year stretch from nineteen sixty five
to twenty fourteen. Philadelphia, whichhosted the first NFL Draft in nineteen thirty
six, has hosted the second mosttimes with twelve. Dallas has only hosted
the draft one time in two eighteen, and they'll probably never host it again.

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Wow, we don't know now,don't sure? Soccer teams have.
Several North Texas high schools returned tothe classroom yesterday with medals after winning state
championships over the weekend. The girlssoccer team at Flower Mound Markets beat four
ben ridgepoint two to nothing to winthe six A title. In Class five
A, Grapevine beat Frisco one nothingto take home the hardware, and in

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Class four A, Salina stomped Stephenvilleeight to one for their second straight state
championship. On the boy side,Frisco Lone Star defeated El Paso bell Air
four to one to win the championship. Way to go, guys, and
all yeah, buddy, all right, there's a cheer squad in Arizona that's
turning some heads with the members allover the age of fifty five. Okay,

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The Sun City both thirty members anda handful of trainees who can join
after completing their requirements. The agesin the group range from fifty eight to
ninety. The cheer squad performs inabout forty to fifty events a year,
including at parades, conventions, andmemory care facilities. On March twenty fifth,
they they had a big celebrate thePalms Show, which drew a crowd

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of over seven hundred people. Thesun City Palms even p armed at the
Fiesta Bowl. The group says,we aspire to inspire before we expire.
Right there, I'd hit that oneup there. He's ninety. Well,

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there's the youngster of them all rightthere. And a man was just busted
trying to compete in a woman's onlychess tournament, a first for the Kenyan
Chess Federation. Reportedly, Stanley Omondiwas facing financial hardships, so he thought
I'll take a stab at that threethousand dollars prize. He faked his ginger,

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he wore a burka. They thoughthe was a woman because all you
could see was his feet in hiseyes. Amandy assumed a fake name and
took his shot. He was gettingaway with it too, but organizers got
suspicious because they never had a newplayer whose name they'd never heard of,
play so strong in the tournaments he'sknown. It would have known him.

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Yeah, yeah, and he neverspoke to anyone. After the fourth round
when Olmandi beat a solid and establishedplayer, somebody pulled the burke off his
head and he was confronted and immediatelyadmitted to his little ski. Look at
his eyes. He looks like aguy that he does. It sounds like
a Scooby Doo trick where they pulledthe burke off and solved the mystery with

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the Harlem globetrotters. All right,The freaking fool file next to the polling
them show Jealous Horace, Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five. There is
a story in my eyes, butI ain't telling. Get me loaded sometimes
maybe I will. All right,time now for the freaking fool file.

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Here at six forty five, aCalifornia man picked a fight with a dictionary
and lost. Thirty five year oldJeremy Hanson took issue with Marion Webster and
it's up dated gender definition. Ablejust can't handle the new gender definitions now,

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can you. Court documents show Hansonhaving a history of threatening communications,
nearly all of which were motivated bybias is based upon race, gender,
gender identity, and or sexual orientation. Okay, boy just can't grow up
and realize there's people that don't liketo stick at the same place he does.
In one communication, Hanson accused thedictionary maker of quote blatant lies and

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antiscience propaganda, saying that there isno such thing as gender identity and that
the imbecile who wrote this entry shouldbe hunted down and shot. Wow,
well you can't say that you don'tget in trouble. For his efforts,
Hanson received a year in jail,thirty days of home confinement, three years
of probation, and a good olddose of mental health treatment to make sure

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the boy crazy. But I begyou indeed. And police in Jacksonville,
Florida, you know, and Isay, Florida, it's gonna be something
good. They're hoping to uncover theidentity of a man who was captured on
video walking through people's yards completely buckass naked except for a black choke collar

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around his neck. Oh mind,he shouldn't be too hard to find.
No. Cops say it happened justbefore midnight recently, and that the street
the man was walking on happens tobe in close proximity to a preschool playground.
I don't know if he was thereto show off as Dangli bits in
front of the kid, but hewas close by, which had January or

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disturbed some people in the neighborhood.Though a similar incident took place in the
area back in twenty seventeen, authoritieshaven't come out to claim it's the same
guy. But this guy just runningthrough the yard completely naked with a black
choke collar on. Man. Iwonder he had a little dog tags on
his collar so that we could identifyhim, you know, I wonder what
led up to him going mean onone. I'm gonna rush choke color on

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and damned anybody that tries to stopme. Hang on, where's the grease?
After getting into an argument with hismother and an eleven year old boy
from China got on his bicycle determinedto reach his grandmother's house. He actually
told his mother so during the fivebut she never actually believed him because her
mother lived about eighty seven miles awayfrom them really Meijong, China. Now,

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she underestimated her son's determination because hespent about twenty two hours cycling day
and night, busy roads and motorways, just trying to reach grandmother's house.
He only stopped when his legs couldn'tcarry him any longer, but by that
point he had already covered an impressivedistance of eighty one miles. Some passers

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by notice the eleven year old boy, exhausted and alone in an expressway tunnel.
They immediately called the police. Whenofficers asked the boy where he was
from and what he was doing there, they were shocked to learn he had
peddled almost continuously after leaving his homein an attempt to reach his grandmother.
He was reportedly so exhausted the policemanhad to carry him from their car into

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the police station. Both the boy'sparents and his grandmother came to pick him
up from the police station, andhis relieved mother said that she thought his
threat of going to his grandmother's housewas just a childish tantrump. Yeah that
was cute, and he's in troublenow. Oh yeah, he's still gonna
get at A death row inmate orderedtwenty twenty nine thousand calorie final meal before

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his execution. Gary Carl Simmons Juniorwas forty nine years old. When he
received a lethal injection at the MississippiState Penitentiary for the murder of Jeffrey Wolf.
Before facing the consequences for his actions, Simmons asked for a final meal
that could have fed a few dozenpeople. Here's what he ordered. One

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Pizza Hut Medium Super Supreme Deep dishpizza double portion with mushrooms, onions,
halopeno, peppers and Pepperoni pizza regularportion with three cheeses, olives, bell
pepper, tomato, garlic, andItalian sausage. Ten eight ounce packs of
Parmesan cheese, ten eight ounce packsof ranch dressing, one family sized pack

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of Dorito's Nacho's cheese flavors, eightounces Hollopeno nacho cheese, four ounces slice
Hallopenios, two large strawberry shakes,two twenty ounce cherry coats, one supersized
order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchupand mayonnaise, and two pints of strawberry
ice cream. Wow. It's unclearif he ate the entire meal. However,

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ninety minutes before his execution, atpress conference held at four forty five
pm, the Department of Corrections claimedhe had eaten about half of his meal.
And sampled everything but the fries.Damn man, now k execute me
until I finish everybody. Yeah.Here's a couple in India that died by

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suicide by using a guillotine like mechanismto decapitate themselves in a sacrificial ritual.
It's horrible. Both died by decapitationafter using a homemade bladed mechanize mechanism in
a hunt on their farm. Theyfirst prepared a fire altar before putting their
heads under that mechanism guillotine that washeld by a rope. As soon as

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they released the rope, chop hereit comes the blade down on them and
their heads rolled into the fire.That's how they wanted it to do.
Did they set up a video camera? I don't know how rand fires considered.
I don't know about that. Weroll into the fire. I wonder
if we go in the snap cracklingpot, look for the video, Randy.

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You see. Fires considered sacred inHinduism and it plays a significant role
in several worship rituals. A coupleapparently designed the device used in their beheading
in such a way that their headswould roll into the fire altar, completing
their sacrificial rich The incident took placesometime between Saturday night and Sunday afternoon,
when police were alerted Richard was Humansacrifices are not uncommon in India, but

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in almost all known cases of humansacrifice, they involved people killing others to
please God rather than killed himself.Tell you what and you're gonna want to
look this one up. Randy,a twenty seven year old social media influencer
from Los Angeles, has opened upabout how a trip to get her lips

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filled ended in disaster as she tookthe social media to show off her massive
monster pout. Jessica Burko revealed shehas had her lips done at least six
times in the past, but hadnever experienced such a massive reaction. Six
times and now while your lips looklike hot dog weenies, God, they're

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horrible. Oh now that's just wrong. She because she bumped into a glass
door, she would stick and wouldn'tbe able to get out. Look at
her lips had swollen to such anastronomical size she could have earned herself a
spot on the plastic surgery failed TVshow called Bots. Remember That. Despite
her disastrous lip explosion, she revealedthat she was still gonna have more of

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her lips filled in the future assoon as the swelling goes down from this.
Hey, look at her original picture. Those lips are absolutely beautiful,
beautiful. Now she looks like acartoon character. He does, wow,
Virgo claimed. The doctor told herhe had hid an artery, which caused
the intense swelling in her lips.Well, girl, why don't you just

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back off just a little bit onthe lip filling? Could you making you
look kind of damn ridiculous? Imean when she before she had it done,
look at its gorgeous. No,I want to look like a tex
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two five. Are we ready togive away some of those zz topping Leonard's
Gunner tickets. Yeah, well it'snot coming just yet. How are we
going to give them away? Theday Ball? You'll just have to wait
find out, Yes you will,Okay, yes, it is a toy
box Tuesday and found out that overthe weekend from Everybody Loves Raymond. Also

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one of the voices in Finding Nemo. Brad Garrett. Oh, he turned
sixty three. See Randy's laughing becausehe knows how funny this interviewed guy.
Oh, this is when Jimmy andI had I don't even remember what he
was promoting, but it got outof hand really really quick. What's going
on? It's bad, Brad Garrett. I gotta tell you my grandkids were

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so excited to know that Bloat fromFinding Nemo was going to be on the
show. You see that, justwhen you thought the career was over.
See that. And when I sawthe name of the book, I just
said, man, that's me.The book is called When the Balls Dropped
And it's tough getting old. Itell you, hey, man, are

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you in the toilet brine yet?When you sit down for the Dapper?
I never heard it called that,but no, I just kind of get
a splash when the flush happens.Oh man, no, no, no,
you gotta get you gotta stand upa little half way. You gotta
do a half gainer. I didnothing. You gotta do. I'll tell
you, man, it's it's sad. I've been googling scrotum rejuvenation for the

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last two years and there's nothing.So I'm going to an Asian guy holistic,
and he told me less. SoI just took a little love a
wax on wax off on the Jimmy'sand I'm just hoping I don't have to
play click clack at the beach whileyou're walking exactly why you're walking? Explain
the jokes, because no, Idon't help this. Why are you walking?

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Why are you walking? Balls arein the water, And that's what
he tried to do. You youknow, it was funny. I was
on Larry King and God bless him, Larry. I don't mean a name
dropped, but you know, notnot that that's a name. I don't
think that Brad Garrett, That's whatit was. You know, he's and
this is his first question, TolinaOhile question for Brad's balls. He's like,
you know, he's lost his mind. He's lost his mind, and

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he wasn't sure who I was,Larry, you know, and when the
balls dropped. Yeah, Brad wasan outfielder with the Mets, not a
great career. How many did youdrop Brad during the ninety seven season?
Then I gave him my heart tabletme and I smelled Burt Toast hateless.
Do you know Kevin Pollock? KevinPollock has something. He has the Larry

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King game. What it is?You have to mention an ailment and then
mention a place. So in otherwords, you say, my balls have
dropped into the Toilet's connected me.You're on the air, and you got
to be able to do it ata moment's notice. That's that's the Larry
Rile. So what did you doduring your midlife crisis? Well, uh,

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I got a hooker. Yeah,I let the cat out, you
know, out of the car,and then drove very fast. All the
things on your bucket list, right, all the things on my well,
you know, I have to tellyou it's like I got to the point
after the you know, after thegym's hit the toilet brain, I was
like, you know, what isit all about. You know, working

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out is a croc. Eating rightis a croc. Because I'm not halfway
to death. I have fifteen twentygood years left. No, no,
no good years. Hold. Look, you'd never hear anybody go oh,
if I could relive my seventies,that's been great. You know, to
have that stroke in the mall againand weak a face down in front of

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pottery barning your own vomit, youknow, yelly Nana every time you drop
it. You know, I don'twant to. I don't want to do
that. You know what I'm saying. I don't want to wait for the
Filipino to, you know, giveme a sponge bath with a squeegee while
she's holding her I don't want anyother We're going to watch you now,
oh you'll be yeah, yeah,the wackie wacky. Yeah, I don't.
I don't want any of that,you know. And so so it's

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not a negative thing. It's anhonest thing. Yeah, you know,
it's you know, oh, Grandma, she's eighty six, she's so sharp,
she's not sharp. She remembered yourname. I don't you know.
To me, that isn't like,wow, let's throw a party, you
know, I know where I parked. So it's like it's just a matter
of going, you know what,it's midlife. Enjoy it, don't buy
the hype, eat the bacon.Yeah, have a good time because you

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know, you know what I'm teadid to matter time to They take my
people and put him when we below. But I can't wait to be on
Jeopardy so I can miss every answerthat's exactly right. Oh, it's unbelievable.
I made a stinky you know.I mean, it's got to be
it's got to be better than that. And as we get older, we
get to a point where we justdon't give a crap. I don't eat

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that's what it is, and realizethat women run it. Have the balls
to say women rule the world.Yes, the Taco of Fury is going
to beat the one eyed liar everytime. Because everything we do in our
life, everything we do is forthe Lord's coin purse. That's what I
call that little gapper down the Lord'scoin purse. The Lord's coin purse.

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That's why it's shaped like that.So we could take your credit card.
You gotta slipe that baby, yougotta if she's Asians, swipe it.
Horizontally. Yeah. If she's Jewish, push the button, wait for approval.
If she's Rettino, I need threeIDs because she's African American. Just
put a little shaving cream on thecamera. Seeing it sounds like you're having

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fun getting older because you got nochoice anyway. I've given up joy.
It's the joy of giving up.That's what it is. That's what it
is. All right. Now Ihave to ask you, what, how
how did you piss off Bill Cosby, Frank Sinatra, and John Gotti.
Uh? Not good choices. Theseare not good choices. Uh okay.

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I was opening for Sinatra a longtime ago, was one of his opening
acts, and uh, you knowit wasn't it wasn't going great. You
know, it's like opening for thePope, you know, and you open
for Sinatra. This is like inthe late eighties. You know, it's
four hundred a ticket. And I'mat the Sands in Atlantic City and the
minute you walk out, you know, it's it's two thousand people going free.

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Gay free, gay. We's fright, We's fay. And I'm out
there, I'm doing my hockey littleact and this guy stands up in the
front row with this hooker and hestarts uh dancing, dancing and singing in
her ear during my frigging act,you understand, Yeah, And he's wearing
a tuxt and a top hat andhe has a weird cane with like an

(32:07):
eagle claw on it and dark glasses. And I go, uh, hey,
mister peanut, my act, myact is interfering with your douchey dancing?
Is it? Was it John Gotti? It was Gotti? And I
look into it and I don't knowthis, you know, and I'm bombing

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in the meantime. You know,it isn't just crickets. I brought bombing
to another level. Crickets we allheard of. I was able to hear
crickets thoughts. It was so quiet. I heard the crickets going, we
gotta get out of here. Yeah, that's how quiet. So after I
go mister peanut, the front rowgets very hushed, and I look into

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the wings and Sanatra goes, tellthe jew times up. So I did
a signal and I walked backstage andJillie, you know who is Ranks guy
says I listen, you know,I want you to stop with the mister
peanut. And I go, well, what do you do. That's that's
disrespectful, okay to mister Gotti.So we said mister Gotti, which you

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know back in eighty three, Ididn't know, but the name alone,
I shouted, I shouted himself.Yeah this was back before he died.
You could have gotten away with him. Yeah, yes, exactly. And
before I leave, I go,uh, you guys have been great.
Stick around for Frank. Yeah,okay, which is a joke. Yeah,
stick around for Frank. They didn'tget the there there for right.

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So I get off stage and Sinatragoes find out with our means. So
Julie comes to the dressing room.What does your mean? Stick around for
Frank? They hit a see Frank, I said, well, mister Rizzo,
that was the joke. Stick aroundfor Frank, but no one understand
stick around for him? Are youtalking? Because he gets sometimes he's late,
so it's like stick here, waitfor Frank. It's not funny.

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See yeah, it's not funny.Yeah, that's exactly what I want to
put the Joe in the box.Tap. You gotta know when to zip
up a yapper, don't Cosby.What you do is you take the rufie
and you put it Joe. Youput the rufie into because I'm gonna teach

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you to act. I'm putting youin my new movie called twelve in Jesus
Slave, and you're, oh God, I gotta read this book. I'm
telling you. It's called When theBalls Dropped, The One and Only Breadcare
Baby, get back to the circus. Man. See that's not funny.
See man, hey, man hey, But the Joe and the shells here,

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there and everywhere. I guess Icould mesh myself into that little category.
Kelly Hansen, singer of Foreigner,turned sixty two today. All right,
do you know who turns sixty one? Our old friend Jeff Dunham.
Oh. So, I wanted tofind a clip from Jeff Dunham where he
was in here, because he's calledmany times yeah, and when he comes

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in here, he brings at leastone of his puppets, right, And
I say, Jeff, you knowthis is radio or nobody can say doll
he's done, just stay in practice, and he does walter with the head
motions and everything. So I foundone. God, when was this from?
This was from I'll play it herein a little while, But this

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was from two thousand and six,right after the Grammys and right before the
Oscars. Wow, I'll play thatfor you here in just a little while.
But you know, it is taxtime. You've had all this extra
time. Yeah, I know,I know, three extra days. I
know. But taxes aren't something thatyou really like to talk. Nobody likes

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unless you're getting a refund. Neverhorrible still, just the fact that they're
there. Everybody hates tax and Idon't know. Oh my god, what
do you want here? Good?What Bob? Listen, we're talking about

(36:13):
taxes, not Texas. We don'tsay we hate taxes. We hate taxes,
taxes, taxes, Bob, Nowyou get it out. Yeah,
I'm sure, I'm sorry. CBout loud. Needs to check his hearing,

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Yeah, needs to check something,need to check why we give him
a key to the place. So, and what you're gonna do to win
these easy top tickets? Yes,you're gonna have to identify a montage.
Oh, count the money, countthe word taxes and any form of the
word money, like do you knowcoins, coins, yeah, green,

(36:58):
green currency, a dime okay,okay, penny yeah, any any any
reference to money and any reference totaxes okay, okay, all right,
okay, an income tax. That'sjust counts as one. Okay, what
about windfall? No, that don'tcount. No, that doesn't That doesn't
fly with me. Refund is inNo, But I'll tell you what I'll

(37:22):
do now. This is this isnot the contest. I'm just gonna let
you hear this just so you canget ready. Okay, all right,
this is not for the contest.No, that's not for about twenty five
minutes. Okay, but here yougo. This is a practice round here.
Yeah, is a dependent? Ican I read the taxbook. If

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you're responsible for more than half ofthe financial support of any person, he's
a dependent. Oh yeah, DallasForrest Classic Bronc Longe Star ninety two five.
Nothing like a little Almond brother,get you blood flowing. Hre this
moment, indeed, because you knowyou're gonna want to win those zz top
and letters Skinner tickets. Man,that's what a great show that's gonna be

(38:12):
Saturday night, man, fort Worth, Texas, come home Saturday night.
That's all you had to say wasSaturday here. Man, I'm already there.
We're gonna give those away here injust a little while. But we
told you earlier. It's our oldfriend Jeff Dunham's birthday. He's sixty one.
He's called many times, but Iwanted to pick a time when he
was in the studio, and ofcourse he brings Walter WHI it's a good
thing, Jess here to save usfrom ourselves, lady gentlemen. But it's

(38:39):
not just me. I have littlepeople in boxes and you guys know Walter
Walter, Yeah go, Lauren,thanks for having us back. Goodness.
See, I don't care. Lasttime we were here was after the Katrina
and then what was the other whento hit down Salthna. Oh yeah,
we're here during Rita, so youwere about the only station that put us
on the other one. We're moreconcerned with weather. You guys just didn't

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care. Yeah, sure you did. Let me pose this to you,
Walter or yea. How do weget from K to R in the hurricanes?
I don't know. A week.I think that's the Asian alphabet or
something like that. That's no oneknows. We just don't care either.
But it is good to be backin Dallas and driving around town as lovely.

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The state apparently has changed the statetree to the orange construction layer.
Oh yeah, that's very nice.And we landed at DFWA yesterday, and
you know what, their security thereis pretty good? Do you know they're
using dogs at d they absolutely didyou know that? You ever heard that
dogs can snill fear? I've heardthat. Well, apparently one of the

(39:47):
floor port fought. My ass wasscared. No, the sad thing,
since you're made out of things andtrees made ou if his lag on.
Oh sorry, Walter, you expectedfrom me every time you come down.
Sorry, your story's not funny.Yeah, what I was going on in

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the security there, dereks, Butyou'd be good. You've been flying lately,
right in the last couple of years, and new or you didn't stuck
here in this market doing nothing else. Occasionally we actually fled. Where is
that old program director? He had? I loved her, he remember she

(40:36):
was my favorite? Yeah. Itripped over her room when I came in.
Yeah, there was an whole pileof eyes of Newts things. Oh
you remember her? Her? Shewasn't very nice. She wouldn't let me
talk more than what like a minute? Noise? I order something else?

(40:59):
Shut? Right, that's right,Hello, whatever she's going? No,
Well, life is good now,that's right, it's fine. So let
me see. The Grandys were lastnight down horridly exciting, and Paul McCartney
were there with jay Z. JayZ did absolutely nothing. Hello, but

(41:20):
during yesterday, yeah, shut up? Will you know? I got an
ideas. I think I'll travel withJerry Seinzeld and when he tells a joke,
I'll go, yeah, yeah,that's funny, that's funny. Did
mean the same thing? Right?Yeah? No, I'm saying, but

(41:51):
all right, that's good. Diddid they rehearse that? You think?
I don't know. I don't knoweither, Paul, No, No,
Paul mccar and he sees the niceguy that he had the TikTok to that
saint think I would imagine y'all Walters, I've been talking about the oscars.
H yeah, my life leading thegoo. See that broke back them outain,

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what did you think of that?Well, that several was there.
Jeff and I are never going campingtogether again. You know the furniture polished
nug exactly. You know what?You know? I hadn't seen that for
years. There's nothing this country needsmore than a gay cowboy movie, you
know what I'm saying. I usedto watch The Lone Ranger and Tonto and

(42:34):
think something's missing Kenny hug if thereare only some squishing noises coming from the
back of back steepee. Yeah,let's talk about smoking a peace pipe.
How can another talk about cowboys andIndians being gay? Back to then?

(42:55):
You know the hear a love that. No, No, the changed things
a whole lot, wouldn't it have? General Custer? I don't want to
bring up the rear. Thank you, that's good. I'll even give you
a rim shot. Oh yeah,And what else is going on here in

(43:17):
the March of the Penguins that's gonnabe up for a few awards? You
think, Yeah, I think Penguinmovie. But you didn't do show it?
Yeah, I shot it. You'dhave to march seventy miles to Mate.
Yeah, Hey, it's not worthit, That's all I'm saying.
Sometimes we feel we have to marchseventy miles where a piece don't always head

(43:37):
out what we're doing now, Yeah, exactly. I I forgot to tell
you that off the airport, allthe security stuff there're mentioning in that security
stuff. You know, it's differentwhen you and I go through me,
it's different. I gotta go throughthe X raying the thechne did you don't
know? No, I'm actually Jeff'scarry on. He doesn't like it,

(43:58):
No, because sometimes I think Jeffthe case it is true weird DFL.
The guy insisted Jeff opened the case. I talked up and I said,
hey, shut the dawn door.Scared the crap out of the guy.
Well it should have. Then Ithought about it for a second and I
said, I do not want togo to the exactly. Yeah, that's

(44:21):
exactly. That's what we want isour first line of defenses. The guy
who's chosen to sit in front ofan X ray machine for eight hours a
day. You know, I understandreligious further and stuff like that. Yeah,
but then suicide bombers. I'm sorry. I've never believed in anything that
required need to drop dynamite down mypants and take one for the team.
You know what I'm saying. No, understand I don't know Walker and Jeff

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Dunham. You guys take a breakhere off. Okay, Walter, you
want to drink a Windex or anything. I don't such hilarious I'm dying last
day sounds like it's funny. Well, I didn't want to get into your
personal life. So they're throwing them. Shout Dallas Foorst Classic rock a lone

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Star ninety two five. Why doI sound like dag By the way,
Tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day.Do you have a question that's been bothering
you? You want us to lookup the answer for you? Call the
ask Us Stuff Hotline two one foureight six six eight six zero zero,
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speaking of which I have a pairright now. Look at you go.
It being tax day, and Itold you you're gonna have to count
the montage any reference to tax orany reference to money and being the nice
guy I am. I give youone either way. I don't know why
I always say that, because youguys get it right, head on it.
Okay, so we'll pay attention.Okay if you want zz Topping Skinner

(45:58):
tickets. Hey, I think it'severy citizen's duty to pay every penny of
his income tax. Otherwise when oursenators vacation in Europe, they'd have to
stay in second Great Mode hotel.We'll come back to the taxmin Texne when

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they investigate your text, they're investigatingmy taxes. I mean, what's an
investigation to a discrepancy in your textrejob? What does that sound like to
you? An investigation planning tex whichyou can jail. When they investigate your
taxes, they get nice respectable meetinglike me. That's how they got out

(46:45):
call boom. But you get myfaceback. Income tax, the loving and
other tax on the little paoful.But we ordered the habitax on everything that.
You say, what can you taxthem for easy? I'll just tax
them for being a little faithful taxBy the way, it's a milan.
I have to do this all communityas much Manka financial disclosure. Ok,

(47:07):
A lot of percentages manager an agent, thirty to thirty five percent, road
expenses, usually ten to twenty percentdevelopment of material point o o O one
percent tax. They say everybody's gotdifferent problems. Well maybe so, But

(47:27):
I've got a song about one problemthat every one of us have. That's
taxes expensing. Now taxes on thesound with the yolda time on a one

(47:57):
to taxes done these deals I've paidon time ten party arms and shove them
straighten out their own damn mess.You cannot be all dying dude, I
already texas a text their goals?The shirt ride off my back? Well

(48:25):
ifin her shunning? All right?Now? Is this it both? Let
me see? Uh yeah, you'reone off, but I'll take one up
or down. You're too low,damn it? Why you still would have
won? Okay if you were eligible, which you're not. Let's see what
Annabel's got. What you get,Annabel? What you Gottabelle got it right

(48:47):
on the money, so to speak, without using a digital counter like I
did. No, she just makesa little mark on a piece of paper.
That's what I do. So smart, book. You guys are so
smart? All right? Too?Four or ain't one? Seven seven eight
seven, one ninety two? Violet'ssee if see if I get caught on
the very first one, I wouldn'tbe surprised if I did. Hello,
boning them show? How many didyou get? Thirty five thirty five just

(49:15):
to tad too high the shoe?How many did you get? Thirty eight,
thirty eight, eighty too high justto tad too high? How much
bone him? Joe? How manydid you get? Thirty five, thirty
seven, thirty seven? Heah?I was talking to myself just then,

(49:37):
Yeah, yeah, in com Iwant to turn your radios down that way
it gets less confusing, because thisshow's confusing enough as it is. Bon
them show, how many did youget? Twenty nine? Hello? Around
it? You're hitting all round.You're getting closer, closer, closer and

(49:58):
closer, but so far no cigar, Botham Joe? How many did you
get? Incorrect? Okay, I'lltake that as a botham shoe? How
many did you get? Thirty?Thirty? Clothe in corres, close cigars.

(50:21):
We're hitting all around it. Here'sthe bulls eye. All right,
bonam Joe. How many did youget? Thirty three? It's thirty two,
so I can give it. Ican give we got a winner,
you got zz topping Leonard Skinner tickets. Who might this be? Chums?
Hang on just a minute. Wegotta get some more information. Bro.

(50:43):
You're probably already in the system,but hang on and we'll see it.
Show I all right, the actualanswer was thirty two. And don't dispute
me because I counted it three times. I believe I saw you counted three.
Oh you saw me counting, soI haven't would it? Yeah?
I have a damn what you countinghis fingers in his does, Hey,
you must have missed one because Ionly had thirty one. That's close?

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Is that counter of yours? Thatapp? Shit? You're wrong? Hey
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Billy Joel driving his mobile home downthe street, but it's going to take
him a year to get back here, isn't it? Twenty twenty four?
Just about just about Dallas fort worstClassic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Ask the stuff day tomorrow, ddy. Let me give you the number for
the Aska Stuff hotlines and you canleave you question there two one, four,

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eight, six, six, eightysix hundred. Give us some good
questions, now, make us fightfor this. They always do we learn
stuff? One do we? Imean, you could look it up yourself,
but it's more fun when we doit and give it a smart ass
answer. Yeah, okay, Soit's a tax day. People have some
questions. I'm gonna call the IRSactual hotline who supposed to give you everything

(52:17):
you need to know? Or thankyou for calling the IRS hotline to speak
to one of our counselors. Pressone, all right. Unfortunately all of
our counselors are busy. If you'dlike to wait for one of them to
become available, press too. Youpressed too, seriously, Yeah, I
can't believe you're gonna wait. Yourealize it could be ours, right,

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If you think we actually are goingto get on the line, please press
seven all right. I can't believeyou press seven. Yeah, you think
we're gonna get on the phone.We don't get on the phone with anybody.
Hey, Cindy, this more onon the phone things we care about
it? Yeah, he pressed Idid. Wow, thanks for that.

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I need a good laugh than Cully. The I R s okay, good
bye, give me money, moneymister. They ain't on my here.
They say everybody's got different problems.Well maybe so, but I've got a

(53:24):
song about one problem that every oneof us have. That's Texas expensing.
So yeah, okay, lets you'rehookey as a dependent, you know,

(53:50):
like Ken I read the taxbook.If you're responsible for more than half of
the financial support of any person,he's a dependent. Do what you warn.
Your cash ain't nothing but trash money, nothing, money wasting as of
our lives. I've been saving allmy money just to take you down.

(54:23):
Money, money, money, money. Let me get this straight. They
take money I can check every week, then they want some more money in
April. What better gag this isthat shots, no shoes. You took
a carragean cru selk foods, blackeyes writing of everything you buy, you'll

(54:52):
come running. The spasses the canand no one's too crazy about the IRUs
fam. He's got crazy pigeon eyes, but those black medias give him away.
He's meat. Let's take a lintof me. Don't see what you've
done Your mom one soiled watch downrines, that new Corvett you bought in

(55:13):
early spring, now ball on boardtwins, you ladder offa gonna do you
in. You'll come running just asfast as the cam. No one's do
crazy bealty. IROs man the racetaxes ninety eight times. I mean that
seems to me to be incredibly meanssparing not good. That's then to cheat

(55:37):
the latter when you can contact notnot us, and they're at the Doorgal
at the Fathers, they come runingjust as fast as the cam and no
one's do crazy bealty IROs Man.You don't even paytack. They take tack.

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You get to check money Long starnStar, Long Star nagers. It's
a Texas thing. He's got Dalla'shorse climb to crock lone Star, Naughty,
two vibes, A couple of taxalls, Bundy talks and tax man.
Yeah, Stevie Ray, I foundone that I forgot we had what's

(56:21):
that bow? Why it would bethe flying Lizard of the best things in
life are free, but you cangive them to the beds and bees of
of money. That's what I want. That's what I want. That's what

(56:49):
I want. Your love gives mesuch a thrill, but your love won't
pay my bills. I want money. That's what I want. That's what
I want. That's what I want. Money don't get everything. It's true.

(57:42):
What it doesn't get I can't use. I want money. That's what
I want. That's what I want. There you go, flying lizards.
How can you do a tack showwithout doing the flying Liz. That song

(58:04):
so reminds me of Jimmy. Heloved us, he did he always We're
gonna play Flying were singing the backupthe whole way, Mercy, mercy good,
that's money. That's why, Von. It's no secret teachers, parents,
students, and even superintendents not fansof these Star tests. Oh well,
state lawmakers listen and back in twentytwenty they authorize massive changes, which

(58:30):
included eliminating consequences for students who don'tdo well on Star, meaning it won't
hold them back. What's the pointthen, exactly, That's what I was
thinking. There will be more writingout answers, charting out math problems that
actually showing their work. The testswill not just be run through a computer
or note, but graded by actualteachers to better interpret students answers. But

(58:52):
it's okay. If they do.The tests won't prevent a student from moving
forward. It still has massive accountabilityfor teachers in schools, so they can
put a big fat zero on everyanswer and be okay. I guess so
I think teachers have at their discussionto say, okay, this student really
needs to be held back a year, even though they you know, did

(59:14):
poorly in the start test. Maybethey just test poorly. I don't know
that Robert's kid has been in thesame grade for all this time. I
got to get out and a Mesquitesubstitute teacher seen on camera encouraging middle school
students to fight, Yes, movingout, facing criminal chart, moving desks,
and their little own octagon right there. He even had someone checked the

(59:37):
door to make sure no one wascoming, and she told them not to
film it, but one st.Twenty four year old teacher, Natalie Garcia
of Dallas turned herself into police yesterdayand now faces four counts of endangering a
child. Mosquite ID says the fightshappened last Wednesday at Kimborough Middle School Middle
School. Garcia had been working asubstitute teacher for Mosquite ISSD since March the

(01:00:02):
sixth. She was fired last Thursdayfollowing an investigation by the school district.
Well, when somebody records it onvideo, pretty well, so she's a
new teacher, relatively new. Yeah, she's in the substitute world. Yeah.
Is it because they're trying to justget any warm body in there without
doing any background. Does this girlhave a teaching credential? I don't know.
Because they're putting teachers there or withoutthat. But this video shows two

(01:00:25):
separate fights in her classroom, onebetween two girls and another one between two
boys. It also shows Garcia instructinga student to monitor a door during fighting.
Yeah, how about watching a movieand class insteads were violent? Don't
watch fight Club? Yeah yeah,she'd been watching too much immimation. The
US Department of State considers parts ofMexico to be among the most dangerous places

(01:00:51):
to travel, and they suggest thatif you have plans on going there soon,
don't. They've issued a level foralert for certain parts of Mexico,
which is equal to the warnings forAfghanistan and Iraq. Federal law enforcement expert
said violence has increased in Mexico afterthe arrest of a notorious drug lord at
Chapel and his sons who ran thecountry's largest cartel. They say now others

(01:01:15):
are trying to take their place,and that he's leading to kidnappings, extortion,
robberies, and murders getting bold yep. For the most part, resorts
have been safer places for Americans tostay, but just this past weekend,
seven people were gunned down at aresort at Juanajuato, including a child.
Last year, Americans were caught inthe crossfire between rival cartels at a cancoon

(01:01:37):
resort. Last month, Mexican authoritiessaid four Americans were kidnapped by cartels.
Two of them were killed. Itis important to note that millions of people
do travel to Mexico every year withoutincident, but authorities said, going on,
now, it's set on the ship. Yeah, I ken. We

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got an update slash on update froman actor and a former North Texas resident,
Jamie Fox. How is He's stillin the hospital in Atlanta due to
a medical complication while filming Back inAction. Doctors are currently running tested to
determine the cause of the issue.We don't know, probably because of hippo
laws and all that stuff. Productionin the movie stopped after the incident,

(01:02:21):
but it has resumed without Fox.Apparently he only had like eight days shooting
days left and they used a standin for to eat up some of those
days. Um. Fox's medical conditionis the latest delay in the filming of
Back in Action. Prior to themedical incident, Fox reportedly had a meltdown
on the set, which led tothe firing of some crew members and upset

(01:02:42):
Cameron Diaz. Yeah, he gota little pissed off about something. Well,
I guess we'll never know him.He doesn't seem like he's that kind
of guy, because I've met hima couple of times and nice, but
you never know, man. Youknow, you know it's his money involved
in this movie the whole and feelingwell and that makes you punchy too,
exactly. Eric Clapton will host hisseventh Crossroads Guitar Festival, and the first

(01:03:08):
one in California. That'll be Septembertwenty three and twenty fourth at the Crypto
dot Com Arena in Los Angeles.Joining him are Robbie Robertson, Stephen Stills,
ZZ Top Santana, Jimmy Vaughn,Roger mcgwinn of The Birds, Los
Lobos, Gary Clark Junior, JacobDylan Vinskil, Buddy Guy, John Mayer,

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and Men the Men the Market ofThat. Not all artists will perform
on both nights, though Tickets goon sale this Friday at ten am local
time at Ticketmaster. Proceeds benefit Clapton'srehab Cility Crossroads Center on the Caribbean island
of Antigua. The previous festivals wereheld in Dallas twice, once at the
cot Bolt in two thousand and fourand another time in two thousand nineteen at

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the American Airline Center. Yes,and remember Jimmy hosted that I had something
I couldn't be and Jimmy both weeach had a day hosting the side stage.
That was fun, man, Ibet it was. And we have
all those details on the Bow andThem page, so if you want to
check it out and get the linkfor the tickets on Friday. Now,
we just heard Stevie ray Vaughn alittle while going through the tax man.

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Cockerell Hill is just one square mile. Legendary blues guitarist, the late Stevie
Ray Vaughn and his brother Jimmy putit on the map. Oh yeah.
Stevie Ray's first stage performance was atthe Hill Theater in Cockerell Hill. The
theater is no longer there, butnow there's a new part there bearing Stevie
ray Vaughan's day. The first gigwas when he was twelve years old with
his brother Jimmy. The photo ofthe occasion is part of the mural timeline

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highlighting moments and places in Stevie Ray'slife The new park includes parking for food
trucks and the stage to grow newtalent. The grand opening of Stevie ray
Von Park at forty three thirty twoWest Jefferson is from two pm to nine
pm this Saturday. There'll be music, food trucks, arts and crafts,
a bunch of people that are Stevieray vaon. It's gotta be cool.

(01:04:59):
Now what do we have? Oh, we have tickets to see kid Rock
your third That'll be June twenty fourthat Dickie's Arena. Yeah, and I'm
sure Miss Annabelle has a number pickedout. Boy, Yeah, you know
I do. So that's coming up. Stand by to it. That's for
same old Strong and dance our damnday. Oh God, crying out a

(01:05:23):
while I final get something by theway, ye Errol Smith is mulling over
a return to touring this year,according to their guitarists. While Joe Perry
stopped short of actually confirming a newroad trip, he said it looks like
we're gonna do it. But JoePerry also dropped another bombshell. They will

(01:05:43):
be without drummer Joey Kramer. What'swrong with Julie? I don't nothing I
guess. I mean, remember Ithink it was last March. Kramer was
stepping back to focus his full attentionon his family. Joe Perry admitted Kramer
won't be a part of the upcomingtour. Remember they had some problem of
him. I don't know. WillSteven Tyler be a part of it?
I would assume he thought that thatlost Aerosmith without it. I know,

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I know you can't do you can'tgo get Phil Collins the r by the
way, he is who want ourtickets to go see Kid Rock? Scott
Ritterer of Garland Scott. He's veryexcited to go see Kid Rocket this summer.
All right, damn man? Andtomorrow is asked his stuff day.
And I'm sure you've got a fewquestions that have been bugging you for a

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long time. So call the askusStuff outline. Leave your question there two
one, four, eight six sixeighty six hundred. We'll answer it on
the air and then we'll play chooseyour news at seven fifty or take us
to see zz top and letters getand there is no theme this time?
Oh good, I got you out, Ryan, and I never get it,

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didn't I say that? Right?For now? I don't want I
haven't gotten him it all this year. I don't think. I don't think
I've won it all this Oh youhad to have gotten who I think.
I don't know. I got twoin a row. Yeah, she got
Keen round. I can't round.If he gets three in a row,
she'll be impossible to deal with.You are when you win, of course
if I yeah, if I getme a grand Slam that I'm not gonna

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bow to me the ring to thegod of you do my young venge?
No, So that will do thattomorrow. And oh, a visit from
Linda lash with traffic and bonding,right, that's one of things we look
for. Scars healed up from lastweek. I don't know. It's still
got a couple of blood spots onit. I would imagine that's just a

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scab that's gone over. At leastI hope that's give you a purple nurple
Tomorrow looks like it's moving and mybig caterpillar, I don't know. So
join us tomorrow for Aska stuff today. You might get some questions answered
that you never thought you needed tohave answered. That's right, that's why
we're here. Well, Jeff kwants to hook you up with tickets to

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see Warrant next month, And allyou have to do if you want to
win is guess the thing for today's four o'clock three play at lone Star
ninety two five dot com. Enteryour guests and you'll be in the running
for those warrant tickets. Jeff K'sfour o'clock three play a trumble shot of
class rock weekdays at four on loneStar ninety two five. Hey ma,

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there he goes to playing off intothe distance. There, Neil young everybody
tomorrow, y'all ready for some askthe stuff you know it wrong, because
we like to learn stuff, becausesee, we don't know this stuff that
you ask us. In fact,the last time you mentioned that, I
went into my studio and there werethree more calls waiting for me right there.
Well, let's get three more.Come on call the ask your stuff

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online two one, four, eight, six, six eighty six hundred.
See how your questions fair up andwell, and try to be at least
a little halfway brief. Okay,yeah, because we've had people go on
for like two minutes. Yeah,if you're in your car, roll up
your window, yeah, so wecan hear you right here. Yeah,

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yeah, let's help each other.Welcome to my world, okay on Wednesday
morning? All right, all right, let's see what kind of time wasters
we got here on to day.Well you talked about this a little bit
earlier, Beau, But when guitarlegend Eric Clapton puts on a benefit festival,
he does not play around. Heis gearing up for his next Crossroads
Guitar Fest. It's going to bein La September twenty three and twenty fourth

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in Los Angeles. Tickets will goon sale on Friday, and he's lined
up Carlos santana' zz top Sherrid Crow, Stephen Steals In, so many others.
And when he was asked about howhe gets these people to do the
Crossroads Guitar Fest, this is whatEric Clapton had to say. What I
want to do is to keep acertain amount of that on hold so that
if the time comes, I willbe able to turn to those people and

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say can you help out? AndI think from what I know about my
relationships with these people is that therewould be no doubt that if I wanted
to say, organize a benefit concertto raise money, that they would be
there. I'm absolutely certain of thatabout that, Tom, I said,
you were with me and you aresomewhere else. You know what I'm saying.
And of course it's raising money fora really good cause, his rehab

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facility. Crossroads and Antiwa and theRolling Stones had Metallica open for them back
in two thousand and five in SanFrancisco, and little did they know that
they would shatter the dreams of Metallicadrummer Lars Ulric. He was on Bill
Maher's Club Random podcast and he talkedabout how Mick Jagger would not allow people
to look him in the eye.Don't tell me he's one of those fairly

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show that's what they're spilling the teaon Bill Maher's podcast, and you can
check out that video on our page. Also, Sting has added some shows
to his Faull tour, including adate in Dallas at Toyota Music Factory October
fourteenth. You can check out theinformation on that and David Lee Roth has
posted new episodes of season two ofThe Roth Show podcast. Episode nine is

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a video of him, Eddie Alex, and Wolfgang Van Halen doing an acoustic
version of Panama that is incredible Yeah, We've got both the episodes nine and
ten up on our page. AndSammy Hagar, not to be outdone,
has posted another episode of his storyTime with Sammy's series, and this time
he talks about fangirling over Rod Stewartof all people. Yeah, but he

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does say that he loves Rod Stewart. Okay. In other time, wasters
a pizza delivery guy to the rescue. This is during a high speed police
chase, and this police chase endswith the suspect jumping down of his car
and the pizza delivery guy actually helpspolice capture him. So you have to

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check out the video because it's prettyunny. It had Randy and stitches because he
doesn't ruin any pizzas in the process. He still had the pizza in his
head. Greatness or two It's Allon the Bone? Then page at lone
star and two five dot com Dallas. What was classic ron lone star ninety
two five? Alice Cooper mister shockRock? Yeah, man, what could

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possibly frighten him? Probably this show? Yep, I'm nearror. Alice still
out playing golf with Pang Moon.Are you sure? If hey, you
what ask us stuff day tomorrow?You got a question. Well, we'll
find an answer for him. Aska stuff hotline two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred to leave youquestion there when I've heard on the air,

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and we'll play choose your dues orhis easy Top and Lenard Skinner to
get Is it another day for LindaLast to make a stop Well, Lafe,
make a stop by here and gooff into that extra personality that she
didn't know. She answered, humpday. There you go, hump day.
Yeah, all right, our aftershowdecompression session is next. Now listen,

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I got something for the decompression sessionfriends. Oh, do you gonna
try a little something here? Ihave to backtrack on a food item that
I was raving about. Really,I have to backtrack, and I'll tell
you why. I tell you whatno, no, no, nothing like
that. I'll tell you about thaton the after show and I and when
we get you got into on theafter show, we will I will reveal

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what that product was. When wehave a hundred viewers watching us, we
can get there. We can getto one hundred viewers. Just go to
the lung Star Facebook page. Well, you can normally have like eighty five
or something like. You're not gonnatell us what it is, and until
I see a hundred viewers on theon the screen is a marathon. Yeah,
like a radio thon. He's blackmailing. Come on, let's just try

(01:13:40):
something a little different. Okay,okay, okay, I give you five
dollars, will you tell us rightaway? No? No, we have
to be one hundred listeners viewers.Oh no, no, five dollars ain't
gonna quite cut it. No,no, no, no, no.
Maybe ten, but no, Iain't giving up ten because I don't really
give it. I Oh wow,Randy, didn't you hear that? He

(01:14:01):
doesn't care? I know you thinkI just just be the end of that.
See this right here, this littlething right here, This is how
much Dickie I did. He madea stinky he did. It was my
favorite interview by far as the BradGarrett interview from Today's Toy Bat that.
I was hysterical. He was good. You guys were on a roll.

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Well, you know, when somebodykeeps feeding you stuff like that, he
keep bringing it back on him.I made us stinky. I made us
What is hey? When your Jimmy'shit the toy ye Jimmy appreciated. Yeah,
I'm sure he did. He referto his boys as the Jimmy.

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We get some people in here thatreally like to play along, and that's
what we want, and we wantyou to play along to all Right,
Our aftershow decompression session is next,and we'll see you on the real show.
Enough show tomorrow, late boy,keep it jwein the Ditches by