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All right, everyone. Last seasonwas a smash ratings goal, but this
year's script has to tomp it.So welcome to the table read for the
one hundred and fourth season of theNFL. Let's get to work. Week
one, fourth quarter, three ortwo eleven. Jamar leaps up and makes
a no handed kitch, no hands, How I don't need hands. I'll

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just catch you with a You cancall it the abracagrabra. Might as well
send the ball to Canton. Now, what if we wrote the Mahomes character
out of the script entirely? It'snot cool? Who said that? She
didn't? You're an actor? Patrick, act like one? Boring? What
if we played shirts versus skins?I like it? Kirk? Oh?

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What if we replaced my legs withashull woo? I love it? What
if Derrick Henry stiff arms a guyinto another? Be possible for us to
get to page two? It's sotime, everybody, football football, time
for football. You know what wecall a set look reading the number shout
on football football? Someone said football, it's so time. Did you happen
to catch a professional football contest ontelevision? Lessons football? Do you like

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the football? I love the gamefootball oh my life. We got the
chips, we got the dick.Oh we needed the tight ends, very
liter own nows. We're professional volleyballfootball, football, football, what's it
all about? One of the thingsthat when you played the fessional football is
you don't want to get the reputationsbeing the one. And we couldn't run
the ball. We didn't try torun the ball. We're talking about our

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idiot picker. We got liquord ofalphall. We couldn't do itily proove.
How do you get signed one?I mean later? But the game just
shot it. It's just like anyother job. That said when we played,
it's a car estimate. Every timewe get ticket for I felt that
one way up here at first sectorquarterback, they were went after his family

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playing football players football, We gotsky block seeds, Come on, football,
got go, he could touchdown,touchdown. I'm a cheerleader. And
then nobody was being football. Okay, then place, but God doesn't play

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stoccer. You play football, y'allready to say it? With assa ball
has hitting, flipping spirit, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unnecessary
roughness and personal foul. You canbecome a full port stop. You can
do it. If you wonder,will Floba, I will be here today
standing there on that football field.Football. I like football. Oh yeah,

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it's NFL time. Tailgate party hasbe gone. Oh here he goes,
he's gonna pop one. Oh,the first one of the day is
always the best. It sounded flat. Oh there he goes, don't chug
the whole thing. Damn cold,baby, you're gonna woof your cookies and

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it's not even six fifteen. Yo. All okay, I'll drink at least
one with y'all. That's all.Hey, look at look at all the
little cowboys things that Annabelle brought in. He decorated the studio. Hey,
yeah, go cowboys. We're undefeated. I know everybody's undefeated except the Chiefs.

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Oh bless the Detroit Lions twenty out. Oh see that pick six?
No, I'm missing that guy thatthat missed it is because he's in for
Kelsey guy. I guess, yeah, the guy that he is just getting
roasted because I didn't watch that game. I watched the Reedy Lions, my

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grands play. It was on Channelthirty three. Oh yeah, and how
they do better than the Chiefs.They lost by three two points? How
great was that seeing your grandson onTV. Oh yeah, and he caught
two touchdown pass. One of themwas called back though, alright, call
give his name conn and number three. And it's great to hear the announcers

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talking about your grandson. All right, today is Friday, and today is
National Star Trek Days. See Jimmyalready No. September eighth, nineteen sixty
six, television series pilot known theStar Trek was introduced on American television.

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See, he would get all excited. He would have probably mentioned it before
I got He would have been dressedup in his Star Trek here exactly.
It's International Literacy Day. Can youimagine not being able to read? Man,
it's a sad day. How howdo people survive not being able to
reach it? I guess I guessit's pardoned day. Will pardon me?

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And we're mentioning that, Yes,a day for you to forgive somebody depends
on what they did to push youoff in the first place. And it's
National Actor's Day. Way to givethanks to the hard working actors to give
their time and energy to entertain us. Well, when that stupid strike is
finally over, National Ampersan Day,let's Amerson that little symbol that means a

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Oh no, yea, I justalways called it at Symbolson. It's Virgin
Mary Day. Yay. So Iguess our image is gonna appear as a
water stain on a wall or apiece of toast, Yeah, something like
that. It's National Pledge of AllegianceDay yea. Takes place on September eighth,
marking the anniversary of the day ofthe pledge first appeared in eighteen ninety

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two in The Youth's companion magazine.Right, and it's National Date Nut Bread
Day. Oh great, because whowants plane bread? Right? Don't you
want bread with a nut? At? Ea? Wow? That that didn't
sound right and I heard it incorrectly. I thought it was date nuts nuts.
Well, I guess you only getone a date and uh date and

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whatever the kay and look at lookat the camera, Bo, Look at
the camera Anna, and say goodmorning Jim White, Good morning Jim.
Jimmy's watching us right now. Don'tmean to call him out, but a
lot of people like seeing him engagewith us. Yeah, Jappy, start
check day, start check day,start right day today, You've got to
do the thing for him. Yes, lived long in prosper Yeah, lived

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long in prosper or plane, ohor wherever you want, doesn't matter as
long as you live long. Youguys, feeling pretty good about your picks?
Yeah, always second guess myself,but that means a NFL season.
We do our NFL pro picks withFox four is Mike Doucy. Now Deuce

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has to be at the studio evenknow he's doing it. He's doing it
from home. But think he's gottado live hits. I gotta do live
hits. And we're just gonna tryand squeeze me. So we'll get it.
We'll get And the biggest spread ofthe week is, uh, Houston
at Baltimore. Baltimore's favored by tenpoints. Uh huh, that's a big
one. Yeah, that must thanto go and get the has. What's
the lowest spread? The lowest breadhere is Chicago at green Bay at the

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Chicago's favorite at one and a halfpoints. Well, Lessons have a rookie
quarterback, don't they. Oh yeah, I think they got a lot more
problems than just that though. Allright, so we'll take a look at
sports of all sorts and we'll getto the old freaking full file give away
those jove by the mussage. It'sgood as we do the morning straight right.
Hut hut hut. It's a bustedplay. Let's go. There's a

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love song. If you're driving onthe interstate, you need it. You
Dallas for worst Classic gronolone Star ninetytwo vide and Shake starts its parts of
all sorts. And Yes, theRangers are home this weekend to host the
last place in the Aos Oakland A's. But don't count them out, man.
I believe they beat the Mariners hereof recent Yeah, and that's just

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the team that will beat the Range. Yeah, especially with how banged up
the Rangers are. With a DullasCarcia now on the injury list suffering a
knee injury after trying to rob aHouston homer the other night. The Rangers
have called up top prospect Evan Carterto the outfield to make his major league
debut. General manager Chris Young says, quote, Evan has performed at both
Double A and Triple A this year. He has an elite approach, strikes

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his own awareness, control, andreally fits the profile of a player that
we think can have success at themajor league level. He goes. He
goes on to say, we alsorecognize that Evan is still developing. Yeah,
and there's there. He is alearning curve. Let's hope Evan's youth
jump starts the Rangers back to theirwinning ways. They cannot lose any more
games that they want to have achance to have the postseason that this regular

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season performance deserves. Absolutely see himthe Night of the Shed with the eight
and ten, Jordan Montgomery on themound, first pitch seven O five tickets
now at Rangers dot com. That'sDetroit Lions. Reminded of the Kansas City
Chiefs that Super Bowl fifty seven wasin February and now it's September. Kansas
City succumbed to a twenty one totwenty defeat at home last night, as

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the Lions started the NFL season withthe victory. And I think that was
Andy Reid's first loss on an opener. Yeah, he Mahomes never had an
interception in the opener until last yepick six. The issues mainly stand from
the Chiefs offense. It was aday for Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid and

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company to forget Holmes. Last year'sNFL MVP completed just twenty one of thirty
nine passes for two hundred and twentysix yards, which for an average quarterback.
Okay, but that's not Patrick Mahomesnumber two touchdowns and one pick six,
which wasn't his fault. He finallylooked human, and it didn't help
that they were without Travis Kelsey.He liked a true go to target for

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the entire game. Jared Goff,on the other hand, didn't light up
the score sheet, but did hisjob and kept his composure. His supporting
cast also delivered, along with avital pick six from rookie safety Brian Branch,
which provided the one point difference neededto trial. That's what wanted.
Of course, hate is going tohate. The Chiefs got roasted on social

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media, but it's only the firstgame of the season. However, Kansas
City got a little dose of realitythere. The thing is, it was
not Mahome's fault. No, hezipped it right into the guy hid and
right in the hands and had bouncedoff like a Dak Presscott exactly. Okay,
let's talk Cowboys. It's finally here. It's Week one of the NFL
season, and for the Dallas Cowboys, the road just super Bowl fifty eight

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in Las Vegas goes through New Yorkthe first two weeks of the season,
the season opener Sunday night at theNew York Giants and the home opener the
following Sunday against Aaron Rodgers and theNew York Jets. Oddsmakers in Vegas have
listed the Cowboys with a fifteen toone chance to break their twenty seven years
Super Bowl drought. That's the sixthbest odds in the league. There are

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several questions that Cowboys fans are goingto be wondering at the start of the
season. How much pressure is DakPrescott under to deliver huge What effect will
new play caller Mike McCarthy have onthe offense. And can Tony Pollard carry
the load at running back better?These are all questions we can act Mike

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Doocey when he joins us on theshow right, what is his team's most
glaring need? Well, that wouldbe kicker. Brandy Aubrey, a former
Major League Soccer first round draft pickout of Notre Dame and Plainos in your
high school, won the training campbattle. He closed out the preseason with
a fifty nine yard field goal.But now we see if Aubrey and his
teammates can do it when the brightlights come on Sunday night against the New

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York Giants. Yeah. Hand,speaking of the Cowboys of Dallas. Cowboys
selected defensive tackle Mazzy Smith with thenumber twenty six overall selection in the twenty
twenty three NFL Draft, but fansmay need to tone down their expectations for
the former Michigan stand out. Smithis not expected to start Sunday Night against
the Giants. Why he's shoot,but he should be a key part of

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the team's defensive line rotation. Smithsigned a four year, thirteen point two
million dollars rookie contract and has aseven hundred and fifty thousand base salary for
his season. The Cowboys are expectedto lean on veteran Jonathan Hankins at defensive
tackle, who made the traded whothe team traded for at last season's deadline.

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Mazzi is a big guy and willbe used a lot, but coach
McCarthy will probably sit him out onSunday, no really good reason. I
mean, he's not hurt or anythingbehind the scenes, okay, And you
know that's just one of the thingson Jerry Jones Mine. I mean,
Jerry has a lot on his mindright now as the season gets underway.
Now he's got something else to worryabout. Jerry faces a new court dates

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after the Supreme Court of Texas hasdenied an appeal from Jones's legal team to
dismiss a claim from a woman thataccuses Jerry of sexually assaulting her in twenty
eighteen. The original petition was fileSeptember fourteenth, twenty twenty, against Jones
and the Cowboys buy an anonymous womanusing the pseudonym Jane Doe. In the

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suit, Jane Doe alleges that Jerrykissed her on the mouth and forcibly grabbed
her without consent on September sixteen,twenty eighteen, and that the Cowboys organization
knew or should have known, ofhis misconduct. Yeah, I'm Jerry.
Just forgive it, just let itgo. Oh yeah. The lawsuit was
dismissed February of twenty twenty two,but a State of Pellot court reversed that
decision in February of this year,allowing it to continue. So far,

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no comment from the Cowboys organization.How is this news coming out just in
time for opening weekends. Ah,exactly. I guess the justices on the
Supreme Court of Texas are Texans fansmaybe. And speaking of Jerry, the
Cowboys unveiled an AI powered Jerry Joneshologram to answer fan questions at at and

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T Stadium. It's this the realit's the real thing. Fans can now
visit the attraction called Meet Jared Jones, an interactive experience which seems to use
artificial intelligence to power a hologram versionof him answering questions from fans, Which
is strange because Jerry's always in themedia and we all pretty know what he's

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thinking most of the YEW four sevenright at. All you have to do
is look around at and T Stadium, and you're going to see signs that
the Cowboy fan that lives nearby.That fan would be Mark Sennenfield, known
as Tattoo Mark, that he hastwenty two players tattooed on his body with
their autographs. Damn, not justtheir phases, their autographs. But he

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was even excited for other teams tostart playing for Thursday Night Football. But
his heart and skin belong to theCowboys, even as a Cowboys banner hung
outside his house. It says tattoomark. Where I say I'm dedicated is
because anytime I'm tattooed something on mybody, I'm dedicating my body to somebody,
and I dedicated it to the DallasCowboys. He is not alone in

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his love for the Dallas Cowboys.According to stub Hub for the twenty twenty
three season ticket sales so far,the Cowboys are the second most in demand
NFL team. When it comes totop in demand NFL games, Cowboys take
three spots in the top ten.Cowboys home opener against the Jets is number
six. Oh yeah, look atthat college football. This weekend, Baelor

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host Utah at Waco. Nebraska hasColorado who surprised TCU. Let Saturday,
Oh Miss at Tulane. My Aggiestraveled to Miami to take home to the
U. SMU Ponies are in Oklahomawho play the Suitors. Texas Tech Red
Raiders will try to bounce back afterletting Wyoming slip by them. It's not
going to be any easier. Thisweekend, the Number thirteen Or and Ducks

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come to Lubbock. Annabelle's Texas longhornedthe Tea Sippers. They play Alabama in
Tuscaloosa, and I wish they bothcould lose. Hey, how come arch
Manning didn't play last week? That'sa good question. Do we know?
I don't know. LSU hosts Grambling. If the Tigers lose, the fans
can at least get a good halftimeshow from the Grambling band. TCU,
who got whooped by Dion Vanders.Colorado Buffaloes in the first game, should

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have an easier time with Nickels State. Arkansas host Kent State. Deucey's Iowa
Hawkeyes play against Iowa State. That'sa big rivalry. Also, there's a
couple of games tonight Indiana State atIndiana and Illinois at Kansas. And last
night at Toyota Stadium, the ReadyLions lost to Frisco lone Star by a
measly three points. It shouldn't evencount three whole points, man, But

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it was cool that the game wason Channel thirty three. My grandson Connor
McGrath number three, caught two touchdownpasses, even though one of them got
callback. It sounded great hearing yourgran send his name spoken of highly on
TV. Don't you know that's allright? Ready, We'll take care of
Wakelynn next week don't right freaking foolfile. Next on the Bow and Them

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shows say O Song and Ba ByronByron coming up. I gonna talk to
Fox four as Mike Doozy are anddo round one of our NFL pro picks
for this upcoming tailgating party. Yes, tid yes, tid now, of
course it's time for the freaking foolfig. Here's a helpful tip if you're
a wanna be criminal trying to stayoff the radar, even when you're already

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on the radar, don't do whatthis guy did at a hardware store in
Ohio. At an ACE Hardware locationin Ashtabulah, security video captured a man
using one of the store's hedge clippersto cut off his ankle monitoring bracelet.
He placed the bracelet on the shelfand walked out after helping himself to a

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free bag of popcorn offered at thedoor. We'll look at that. The
security camera means they saw you,they know you did it. Store employees
called the police and were told itwasn't a police matter. What So then
they call the number for the OhioAdult Parole Authority that was listed on the
bracelet, who came to the storeand claimed their property. Hopefully they're gonna

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catch up with their parole sooner orlate court matter. Yes it is.
It is an expected. Mother hasgone viral after experiencing some very odd pregnancy
symptoms. Twenty four year old KeishasThefti said in an interview, I was
leaking blue ink. I felt likean octopus. Who the UK resident noticed

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blue streaks on our pajamas all overthe bedsheets. She says, whatever was
happening to her was so rare thatthe woman she called at the hospital started
laughing when she told him the sempity. So what was it? Yeah,
she was seven months pregnant at thetime, and finally found out what was
going on with her. She says, it turns out my skin and sweat

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were changing color due to hormones.It's something called apocrine chromo hydrosis, a
rare disorder of the sweat glands characterizedby the secretion of color effect. No,
it's not, well, that's recording. You're gonna argue with the national
in looking for this lady. Theblue streak only lasted about a week.

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Can you imagine peeing and blue color? That would be freaky. I feel
lack of snow cold machine. Here'sanother story out of England. Supermarket chain
Little is pulling certain packages of PawPatrol cookie snacks from British store shelves because
of website printed on the Paw Patrolpackaging Don't tell Me leads children to a

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porn size all no meaning of chaseson the case. Little recently discovered the
mistake on packages of Paw Patrol AllButter Mini Biscotty Biscuits, Paw Patrol Chocolate
Chip, Mini biscot Biscuits, PawPatrol Yummy Baked Bars Raspberry Flavor, and
Paw Patrol Yummy Baked Bars Apple Flavor. The store admitted that the site printed

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on the package used to direct customersto age appropriate content, but it no
longer does. Instead, it takesthem to content that is not suitable for
child consumptions. Your kids leave theroom. The recall notice says, we
recommend that customers refrain from viewing theu r L and return this product to

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the Nurse store where a full refundwill be given. It depends on if
the young kids had big brothers.A man's a man whose a voice was
so high that people would often mistakehim for a woman has undergone surgery to
make his voice sound deeper. Thetwenty six year old, who hasn't been
named flutu Istambul Turkey to receive what'scalled a quote voice masculinization operation. The

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surgery, which costs around eight thousandbucks, tweaks the vocal cords to make
them more relaxed, thus producing alower sounding voice. Doctor curse att Yelkin
and ear nose and throat specialists whoworked on the patient says quote during surgery,
I tried several different voice tones andfinalized the procedure when we found a
satisfying deepness level. Fortunately, whenthe doc spoke to the patient after,

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he reported when we made a followup video consultation a couple of months after,
he said, his whole life,including social and work life, has
been changed. Yeah, I usedtalking like fish. No, I'm not.
Operation What would You Say? Isthe deadliest of all karaoke songs.

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Reportedly, over the past few decades, there have been a series of violent
incidents in the Philippines, and theFrank Sinatra classic My Way is What setting
People Yes. Since nineteen ninety eight, there have been at least a dozen
instances of people getting killed because theywere singing my Way? What did they

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go up to? This day,they're called the my Way killing. Really,
the most prolific one was in twothousand and seven when Romi Beluga gunned
down robilto Ortega in a bar whereOtega was halfway through the song. Oh
well, you can't let the guyfinish. Well, maybe it was really
a bad rendition of my Way yea. The problem was reportedly become well known

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enough that some bars have removed MyWay from their karaoke menu. Wow,
I figured to be achy breaking hardened. That would be the most logical one,
and an Indiana man told police hehad experienced a spiritual awakening and that
God told him to spread some love, which he did by standing in his

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doorway and waiting at people who droveby his house. The problem was he
was high on meth and completely buckass naked man. Now, God may
not mind if you wait at peoplenaked, but local law enforcement does.
Forty two year old Elijah Barker wasarrested and charged with possession of meth,
a level six felony, and indecentexposure, which is a misdemeanor. Officers

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reported arriving at Barker's apartment, findingthe front door wide open, all the
curtains pulled all the way open fora full view of the inside department,
which included the fully buck ass nakedmiss Barkerts. Barker met the officers at
the front door and asked, wouldyou prefer i'd put some clothes on the
Yeah, we would please. Afterputting on a pair of shorts, officers

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began to ask Barker about what thehell he thought he was doing. Barker
told them that he pointed behind theofficer and said, jeep jeep the police.
He told him that every time ajeep passes by, he goes jeep
jeep, will no jeep pass by? He just trying to distract them.
While handcuff Barker told police about howhe had a spiritual awakening and he wanted

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to spread some love to the peoplewho drive by every day by waving it.
Which would have been fine if youhad some clothes off. Witness has
also recounted walking past the apartment spottingBarker whacking off in the nude due to
the front door being wide open andlooking right at them. You're not doing
that while you're looking at me?Are you wait? Stop at any helicopter

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room? Probably so, probably jeep, cheep, cheep. I don't know
yet, but I would say hedid. Okay. Jeff K and his
dog Bowie are going to be outat the Love Pup Family Fest tomorrow at
Claude Warren Park in Dallas. Jeff'sgonna be taking the stage at ten tomorrow
morning, So head on out saythe Loo and enjoy live music, family

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activities, and there's gonna be lotsof dogs and puppy is looking for forever
homes. Well behaved pets, bythe way, are welcome, so bring
the whole family. And if youdonate a pet supply item like dog food,
toys, or treats, your admissionis absolutely free. It's the Love
Pup Family Best Tomorrow at Clyde WarrenPark with lone Star ninety two five.

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Well you just got here, DallasForrest Classic Rock, lone Star ninety two
five, NFL Football and back Bamberwho I love. I love doing our
pro ticks on Friday and we gotthe best in the game. Hold on,
he's waiting, he's waiting. Comeon, Duds, The Rock of

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Chicago Wlas Good morning. This mustbe the rock of Duo's. How you
doing, mate? Due well?Happy football everybody? Oh yeah, we
finally got some football here. Andhow to start off the NFL season With
the Chiefs losing to the Lions lastnight. I bet nobody bet on the
Lions. I'm really happy for DanCampbell. You got to know him a

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little bit when he was here asa player, and what an interesting guy.
I don't know if he heard hishalftime interview during the game. He
just talks differently than most coaches do. He just it's all out there,
very very emotional, very intense.He went for it or did a fake
punt anyway at his own, likefifteen yard line early in the game.
Stuff like that. It was coolto see a payoff for him as a

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great night for that franchise. Well, all the practicing and talking is over.
The Cowboys start the season Sunday nightagainst the Giants. Now, you
said earlier when we talked to youthat this team might have something special.
Do you still feel that way herebefore the opening? I do. And
I talked to Troy Akeman yesterday wehad him on our show, and he
feels the same way I said.It is in an overstatement, you know,

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to an exaggeration to say that maybethis is one of the better rosters
the Cowboys have had since you know, Akeman tay Day in the nineties.
He said, no, it's notan overreaction. He said, you look
at every area of the football team, and it seems like it's at least
pretty solid. Now they're concerns.There's some offensive line injuries. Both of
the Smiths are doing real well rightnow. Tyron Smith, the left tackle,

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hurt his ankle at practice yesterday.Looks like he's okay. Tyler Smith,
the young guard who had such agreat rookie year, as miss many
practices now with a hamstring issue,so I think there's some question as to
whether he'll play Sunday night. Soobviously you don't want problems with your own
line. It's gonna come down tothe quarterback. We all know that,
and I happen to think Dak willtake better care of the football this year

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and probably have a good season.Anxious to see what Pollard can do as
the lead back. Defense seems likeit's just absolutely loaded and ready to be
one of the better units in theleague. But you got to make that
happen on the field. How confidentare you on Mike McCarthy's play calling dues.
That's a good question, and Idon't know how confident I am.

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I do know that he did itfor a long time in Green Bay and
won a Super Bowl doing it,so there was a time where apparently he
knew what he was doing. Ithelps when you've got and Rodgers is your
quarterback to make you look like youknow. Yeah. But again, talking
to Aikman yesterday, I said,our people are dummies like me. They're
going to notice a difference in theoffense, and he said, I really

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don't know that you'll notice that muchof a of a difference. It's pretty
subtle in the schemes that will change, I think. But from a Cowboys
standpoint, the hope is that itmakes it and this is not the right
word to use easier for Dak,more Dak friendly in terms of maybe more

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short throws, use the backs moreout of the backfield in the passing game,
and that's where Pollock can really excel, I think, but more quick
stuff for Prescott as opposed to somuch so many timing routes down the field.
I don't know that I think McCarthy. I don't blame him for wanting
to do this. It's his rearend on the line if they don't win,

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and he's like, if if I'mgonna go out, I'm gonna go
out doing the deuce. Why isMcCarthy sitting out the big guy in Mazzy
Smith. Yeah, I don't knowwhat the deal is with Mozzy. I
think his his preseason. You know, it has not been what you would
hope for a first round draft pick. That's part of it. But he's

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a guy that's going to have toeventually step up and contribute, especially to
that run defense, to sort ofmake that year and even more complete.
Well, let's get to the pickshere, Deuce, you go first because
you to pro what you got.Well, remind me to or four and
then the Cowboys, Yes, yes, yes, for Fox Score. We
do four other picks all right?Because my formulas worked so well through the

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year, and I'm gonna stick withit here. I'm pick favorites Baltimore over
Houston and Cincinnati to win as well. I can't remember who Cincinnati plays right
now, they're playing Cleveland at Cleveland. I'm gonna pick since you to win
that Joe Burrow got that new contract. He's gonna be all giddy over that,
and underdogs. Cowboys fans are goingto like this if this comes to

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pass. I'm gonna pick both oftheir chief NFC rivals to be upset on
the opening weekend. I'm gonna pickNew England to win at home over Philadelphia
and Pittsburgh to beat San Francisco.Give me both of those. As for
the Cowboys, Dak has beaten theGiants ten straight times, but McCarthy has

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lost all three of his season openerswith the Cowboys, so something's got to
give. I think Dallas wins thisgame. I think the Giants again might
be decent, might be a wildCard caliber team, But I think the
Cowboys get to win on the road. Thirty one twenty Dallas, Right,
It won't that way. Okay,here are my picks. I'm going to

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go against Mike Ducy. I'm gonnapick Philadelphia to beat New England, and
then I'm picking the Washington Commanders overArizona, Minnesota over Tampa Bay, and
Baltimore over Houston boy And this onescares me because they're playing at the home
at the New York Giants in NewJersey at the Meadowlands. But I'm going

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to pick the Cowboys over the Giantsin the season opener, and they'll pick
it all. I like, dude, I'm going to pick the widest spread
of the week. Give me Baltimore. They're at home against the Texans.
Also Minnesota at home to beat TampaBay. Tennessee's on the road to New
Orleans. Give me New Orleans ina pretty tight game there also the first

(31:33):
week. I don't like doing this, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
Give me the Rams to win inSeattle with a five and a half spread
there, and yeah, give methe Giants to upset the Cowboys because I'm
just not believing it right now.Wow, Wow, listen and learn.
I'm also taking Baltimore to be Houston. Houston's not gonnatlicing here. I'm afraid.

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Of course, I got to pickmy Saints. The Saints are going
to beat Tennessee because they're in NewOrleans. I'm picking the Commanders over Arizona.
And give me Green Bay and anupset at Chicago, and give me
the Cowboys. Deuce what you gothappening at Fox Spars? A lot going
on this weekend. We've got dionsecond game on there tomorrow. Colorado and

(32:22):
Nebraska is our featured reven o'clock game, although I think the Iowa Iowa State
game at two thirty on Fox.Oh yeah, yeah, I knew you'd
like that with go Hawks in thatone. Sunday We've got a doubleheader.
Check local listings on that and thenfree for all every night Sunday night at
ten weeknights at ten thirty with allyour sports. Thanks guys. There he

(32:42):
is the best in the game.Fox Wars, Mike Doos it's the weekend
man p two. Absolutely, it'sFriday night, yeah, manning out loud,
Friday night lights. Of course,my grandson played last night Thursday night
indoors. There you go, allright, you know we have some tickets

(33:07):
to go see Joe Bonamassa. Now, yesterday we had a little equipment melt
down and we hope nothing like justkidding scared. Oh my gosh, what
listen. That has never happened.We've always had other things go wrong and
stuff. We've never had that soundin our headphone horrible. So you know,

(33:30):
after twenty some years, that willhowever long that board's been around,
you're gonna lose a power supply occasionally, that's gonna happen. So, and
I had a giveaway already for yesterday, So I'm gonna do the same thing
today, gonna do yesterday. Andwe were supposed to have Donelle on the
show yesterday. Yeah, he's gonnagive us Calliday twenty he understood is going

(33:52):
on? Ye. Now, youknow in the NFL this year, there's
a lot of young new players comingup. Let's meet some of them,
shall we? All right? JackMary's Tech Theatrics Michigan State University, the
osi Ant Billings Claude Coast of CarolinaUniversity, the Jafffer prob and Crux,

(34:15):
The Third South Carolina State University,Jamaris Jamar, Jamorris and Lamar University of
Middle Tennessee, King of mccringle Berrypenn State University, La Carpetron Duke,
Maaria, Florida at Lake University,The Giggles Margoon University in South Florida,

(34:35):
X Miss Jackson Flex in Waxton,California, University of Pennsylvania, the Gloucester
how duncan Chud University of Wisconsin,Quatroville Quatfolle, San Jose State University,
Shakira Quant T J. If CartonUniversity of Northern Arizona. Score is for
loss of Raptain Maloits South Dakota StateUniversity t J. A j R.

(34:58):
J. Backslashes fourth fifth Albeion Collegenow quinneth Dale, WA. And the
couple Man Gold Joins te Meskotoon TristanUniversity of Michigan, Faw Trail Cluggins University
of Arkansas, LA Ron Rossington twoSammy Jammy Jammy The Ohio State University,

(35:24):
Dan Smith, B y U.A White Guy. A Guide to American
Football for Liberals, ladies and lymans. The story of American Football is the
Story of America. Whoself a taleof taking other people's land by a horse.
Each Sunday from September to February,the Great Cities of America send fourth

(35:45):
third champions teams named in honor offierce creatures, mythical deities, local industries,
and occasionally antiquated racial slurs. Sendforth to do battle for four fifteen
minute quarters plus halftime plus quarter periodsabbage is plus two minute ownings plus six
timeouts per team, plus general playovages, injuries and at breaks, and
all for the control of one hundredyards of freshly cut American astros, where

(36:07):
each blade of grass stands for freedom. After the player introductions the anthems,
the flyovers, class handshakes, andthe corn toss, the two teams line
up for the kickoff, and oncethe ball has been returned, each team's
eleven offensive players kick a field againsttheir eleven defensive adversaries. They have four
opportunities or downs to advance the pigskinten yards down the field and in doing

(36:29):
so, earn another four precious downs. Before each snap, the coaching quarterback
plot is schemed to move the ballforward, either handing it off to the
running backs to rush the ball alongthe ground or five passing it through the
air to the receivers. Meanwhile,the opposition defense, through their utmost attackle
players at the ball he's crushed anda such advance. Should the offense make

(36:51):
it all the way to the promisedland of the end zone, the scoring
player will talkingly hand the ball tothe referee as his team receives six Goolden
points, with the opportunity for anextra point if they kick the ball through
the post. However, if theDevins, Grevel and Hawker drive toward the
gold. The team with the ballmay elect two punts the ball down the
field to the opposition, or,if within range, attempt a three point

(37:12):
field. The defensive team the scoreas well should they manage attack on the
player with the ball in his ownend zone, thus scoring a two point
safety and barring a few hundred pagesof regulatory minutia. Is just that simple,
as is the league structure itself.The thirty two teams of the National
Football League are split into the Americanand National Conferences. These are further divided
into four regional divisions. At theend of the sixteen game season, the

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teams with the best record from eachdivision, plus the two wild card teams
with the next best records in eachconference enter the playoffs. The winners of
the wild card games then gone toplay in the divisional round, the winners
of which in turn advanced to theirAmerican and National Conference games. Finally,
the two most badass teams in theNFL face off for the Vince Lombardi Trophy
and the greatest sporting event end history, the Super Bowl two. The winners

(37:59):
championship, you have rings, ticketsto Disneyland, a new pickup, shuck
and m We're talents. Everybody clearon the rules. Now, okay,
I love the video of the littlealien that's inside the TV dinner. Well
I played that because Sunday is NationalTV Dinner Day. The first TV dinner

(38:20):
introduced by Swanson and Sons costs ninetyeight cents. It was roast turkey with
stuffing, gravy, sweet potatoes,and peas. In fact, turkey dinners
are still the most popular one here. Really, yes they are, yes,
they are. Okay, coming up, we're gonna give you to take
a seat Joel by the Massa,and we include take us to Addison Octoberfest,
which is next week. But nowlet's sit back in the lanes.

(38:42):
Welcome chaw. All right, it'stime for the education from Poto the Show.
It's time for did you Know?And today it's all about the NFL.
For example, did you know?A standard NFL game features just ten
minutes and forty three seconds of actions. Commercials account for nearly sixty minutes of
the three hour game. Wow.When the networks are showing the game,
the bulk of the time has spenteither on replays or shots of players huddling

(39:07):
yep, yep. According to SportsIllustrated, about seventy eight percent of former
NFL players have gone bankrupt or underfinancial stress just two years after retire.
That's a large number. They don'tknow how to invest their money. Tit.
In the NFL playoff between the PhiladelphiaEagles and Chicago Bears in nineteen eighty
eight, the fog was so thickthat the players weren't even able to see

(39:29):
the sidelines and the fans couldn't seethe field. The referees had to announce
what happened after every player. Youlet it go on like yes. Former
Cowboy Dion Sanders is the only playerto hit a major league home run and
score a touchdown in the NFL inthe same week in nineteen eighty nine.
Sanders is also the only man toplay in both a Super Bowl and the

(39:50):
World Series. When Darren Sproles,who used to be a Saint, played
peewee football, his league instituted arule that he was not allowed to warn
sweeps anymore because he literally scored everysingle time he ran a suite. Hypothetically,
if every NFL team finishes in atie, the playoffs would be determined
by a coin flip. Oh,it's never come to that, of course,

(40:14):
goodness. The NFL is considered anut for profit organization and doesn't pay
taxes like a church, and theymake nine billion a year. That is
so Roger Goodell makes how much?The Green Bay Packers are the only nonprofit,
community owned NFL team. Its ownersare It's one hundred and twelve thousand

(40:35):
fans. Yeah, remember herschel Walker. He has multiple personalities. He doesn't
even remember receiving the Heisman Trophy becauseone of his other personalities was in charge
at the time. So the personalitythat knew how to play football was really
good at it. Yeah, thatwas the one that was That was the
one, the one, but hedidn't remember it because he was in another
personality, a guy who decided he'drun for senate or something. Did you

(40:58):
know Darryl Green, one of thefastest men in the history of the NFL,
used to stuff tutsie rolls in hissocks before game, claiming that it
made him run fast. Tutsie rollsreally hurt. Wow. During the nineteen
fifty eight NFL Championship game, anNBC employee posing as a fan ran onto

(41:19):
the field waving his arms. Hehad to delay the game because the National
Television feedwhip dead and he was doingit to fill time, so maybe they
could fix it. Did you knowCentury Link Field of the Seattle Seahawks is
so loud that the NFL investigated whetherthe team was broadcasting artificial crowd noise to
disrupt the visiting team. It probablywere. No, they weren't. They

(41:39):
weren't. It's just loud. Therewas a Supreme Court justice named Byron White
who was also an NFL player.He was a three time All Pro.
In addition to that, he wasalso a World War Two vette, had
two Bronze Star medals, a RhodesScholar, and a member of the College
Football Hall of Fame. That's goodto be on the Supreme Betty in on

(42:00):
End. Now, did you knowNFL players have been fined up to five
thousand dollars for giving a game ballto a fan? Really? Five dollars?
Wow? Okay. It is rumoredthat Minnesota Vikings are supposedly cursed for
losing the NFL championship trophy by thespirit of Ed Thorpe. From nineteen thirty

(42:22):
four to nineteen sixty nine, theNFL champion received the Ed Thorpe Memorial Trophy,
named for an NFL referee who diedin nineteen thirty four and was well
liked by the higher ups in theleague. The Minnesota Vikings were the last
team to win this trophy before theywent on to face the AFL champion Kansas
City Chiefs in the World Championship Gameand lost. This was the second one.

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Now, the game was named theSuper Bowl the next season, and
we call it that to this day. Did you know the Pittsburgh Steelers were
the first NFL team to have cheerleaders? Oh? Really, they was ugly.
The Cowboy cheerleaders are much more famous. And Larry Izzo of the New
England Patriots wots took a dump onthe sideline and got the game ball for

(43:08):
his trouble because he did it withoutanybody noticing. Now, don't be going
out because Daryl Johnson told me thathappens more than you think it does.
Yeah. So if they're huddling allaround, no, they're not talking about
playing somebody, all right. Joebonnabas to take its next on the Bowl

(43:30):
with the show, NA said starget him Biddy, by the way,
Philly Idol. I know it's alittle too early to talk Super Bowl,
but Billy Idol is going to performat a Super Bowl pregame event for Club
sixty seven and the Touchdown Club guestsat Allegiance Stadium in Las Vegas February eleven.

(43:51):
Look at that gone, Get yourgaze where. Yeah, he's still
touring, looking good, man,I see it. Okay, coming up,
we're gonna find out what's going onin Hey. Yeah, what's happening?
I know you do. Right now, let's give away a pair of
tickets to go see Joe ba atTexas Trust see You Theater in Grand Prairie.
That'll be Saturday, November four.Plus you'll get tickets to Addison Octoberfest,

(44:15):
which is next week September fourteenth throughseventeen. So this is a nice
little package. Now, yesterday wasNational Beer Lover's Day, and you know
had this contest plan then we gonnahush bank wa. So I'm gonna use
the same contest. It is ajingle for a beer. Okay, you

(44:37):
tell me the name of this beverageand I will give you that prize package.
Are you ready now? Doing carefully? Here? It is? Here

(45:30):
comes your hint. Right here inthe dull and commonplace occurrences of day to
day living one thing stands out asa completely unique experience. Okay, what

(45:52):
was the one that said a completelyunique while I was dancing all around that
ye? Wrong, Well, Ikind of threw you a curve a little,
I did, Yes, I did. I threw your curve. Why
because I'm a mean bastard something?Why was it it sounded like a cow?
Well, because this guy is sittingin a bullfighting ring. Okay,

(46:15):
okay, okay, And yeah thisbeer is anyway two one four are eight
one seven seven eight seven one ninetwo five. And of course I heard
that cow mooing or whatever he wasdoing that, and I kept thinking of
that story you did about the footballplayer that was on the sideline taking the
dump. You're gonna be thinking aboutthat all day two one four eight one

(46:38):
seven seven eight seven one nine twofive. Let's see if anybody know the
answer. Bowing them, show tellme what alcoholic beverage that was pat blue
ribbon, pat blue rimmon. Noit's not path blue rimmon had a little
more kick to it. Yes,bowing them, show tell me what alcoholic
beverage that was? Cold could fortyfive? See, that's why I threw

(47:04):
you a curb it's technically a maltliquor, but it's still a beer cod
man, Yeah, kind of sortof. Did you all know that?
You know that drinking Zema email?You know that's a malt liquor too,
is it? Yeah? But it'snasty. It's wooseye malt liquor. Who
is this? It's Greg Beer Gregg. Hang on, Greg, we gotta

(47:25):
hook you up, so we gottaget some information from you. I okay,
cold forty five malt liquor a completelyunique experience. I was more of
a Schlitz the bull kind of guy. Yeah, I was too until I
got real sick on it to metoo real sick and as it, sworth
drink this and never drink and I'venever drinking. Same thing with Cutty Sark.

(47:47):
Yeah. I think seam goes withthat bud Light platinum. You ever
had that platinum? Oh, stayaway from that. Well, once you
get sick on something, pretty muchswear off of it. There you go,
Hey, if you want to headto Vegas for the iHeartRadio Music Festival
and drink some malt liquor. Septembertwenty second, twenty third in Vegas featuring
the Food Fighters Lenny kravitzon marn Todayis your last chance to win a trip

(48:09):
to the show plus a thousand dollarsin spending cash. Listen for that first
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tech stick to two hundred two hundredfor a chance to win. We do
it three times today, nine am, one pm and five pm. Dallas
Fort Worst Classic Rock and your chanceto head to the iHeartRadio Music Festival on
lone Star ninety two five. Dothe art off for another fool because I'm

(48:35):
the one. Dallas Fort Words ClassicRock lone Star ninety two five. Thank
god it's Fred, it's the weekendand it's a kickoff of the NFL season.
Will you then? You know,there's been a lot of talk about
Mitch McConnell him freezing up like thatguy, but they say he's okay.
Yeah, In fact, he's gothimself a new business. Oh really Yeah.

(48:55):
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(49:45):
Yes. It is the weekend andthere's a lot going on. It's time
to find out with another edition ofHey, what what's up? I am
so glad you asked? Okay,here are just something things going on this
weekend. Dog lovers join lone StarsJeff K and his dog Bowie tomorrow at
Clyde Warren Park in Dallas. It'sthe Love Pup Family Fest with music,

(50:08):
family fund, lots of dogs andpuppies that are looking for forever homes.
Admission is absolutely free. If youbring a pet supply like dog food,
toys, or treats. You canget all the details on that at lone
Star ninety two five dot com.Jeff's going to be taking the stage at
ten tomorrow morning. Sports This weekend. Texas Rangers have a three game series
against the Oakland A's at Globe LifeField. First game tonight, First pitch

(50:30):
Tonight at seven oh five. Ohabsolutely Go Rangers. The WNBA's Dallas Wings
face off with the Seattle Storm tomorrowat College Park in Arlington. It's fan
Appreciation Night tomorrow, and of coursethere's some college football to check out.
TCU hosts Nickels State as they tryto bounce back from last week's loss to

(50:51):
Colorado. Kickoff tomorrow in Fort Worthseven pm. Sunday. There's gonna be
plenty of watch parties across the Metroplexwith the Cowboys Giants game off Sunday in
New Jersey at seven twenty. TheItalian Car Club of North Texas this weekend
presents Italian Car Fest at Nash Farmin grape Vine. It's featuring all sorts

(51:12):
of Italian cars from Best Buzz toAlpha Romeos. Meanwhile, at the Walmart
Supercenter in North Richland Hills, foryour little car fans, it's the Hot
Wheels Legends Tour music to check outthis weekend. Expect crazy traffic tonight in
Dallas around the American Airline Center.The Mexican pop rock band Mana takes the

(51:32):
stage. They are huge, ohmajor. Yeah, They're like the Rolling
Stones. Yeah yeah, from Mexico. Also this weekend, Petty Theft,
the Tom Petty Tribute band, isat Lava Cantina in the Colony. Tomorrow
night at Lava Cantina, It's Backin Black, the ACDC tribute band.
The Celtic punk band Floggin Molly isat that House of Blues. They played

(51:57):
Tomorrow night Sunday night at the Pavilionat Toyota mu Usic Factory and Irving.
It's five seconds of summer and youdon't have to wait until next weekend for
Addison's Octoberfest. To get into theGerman spirit. The truck Yard's annual Trucktoberfest
is gonna be held Tomorrow and Sundayin the Colony. Admission is free.
There's gonna be weener dog racing,stein hoisting, pretzel eating, and of

(52:19):
course plenty of october Fest beers ontac Not in the mood for beer,
how about chocolate? The Dallas ChocolateFestival taking place today Sunday. Yes,
this is at the Fig in downtownDallas. The Fashion Industry Gallery tonight in
fort Worth, earth X Film Festivaland Dickie's Arena present a Party for the
Planet. It's an evening of film, music and conversation at the ices.

(52:44):
The night will end with the performanceby fort Worth's own Abraham Alexander. He
is Awesome. Dallas Our Breedom Kicksauf their Hispanic heritage celebration with performances this
weekend by Havana n RG. Alsofood in at keisagneta fashion show, the
musical Jersey Boys at Kasamanniana and FortWorth this weekend, and tomorrow's National Teddy

(53:05):
Bear Day Build a Bear location celebratingin stores and online. Monday. By
the way, there's going to bea special nine to eleven concert of remembrance
at the Morton Myerson Symphony Center.Concert will start at seven thirty Monday night.
Nice. And that is just someof what's going on this weekends.
Welcome Donald Rollins. Next. I'mJoey. I see I was gonna tell

(53:29):
her Happy birthday yesterday. Yeah,yesterday, Christy hind turns seventy two.
Oh, he had some problems here. She still looks great. Yeah,
she still looks still rocking too,and she's still very hard to work with,
so I understand. Well, youknow she's earned the right now,
Yeah, okay, alrighty we we'veknown this guy for a long time and

(53:51):
he's appearing next week. Since we'regonna be on vacation next week, I
wouldn't get to talk to him nextweek, so we got him on the
phone. Now, Yes, whomight this be? He? How?
What's staying old Ashley Larry? Howyou being about me anymore? It's astralurd
o? Fancy? What's going?Hell? How's it going? Yeah?
I went from ansthony classy. It'sover. It's a done deal. Okay,

(54:14):
he's always got his little jo man. Don l Rawlings will be at
the Addison Improv next weekend. Whatyou've been up to lately? We didn't
talk to you in a while.Uh, just living life to the best,
just to tell a lot of jokes. Moved from La to Ohio.
I'm fell in love with the creeks. I fell in love with nature.
I'm going from Ashley Classy, fromthe streets to the creeks, from the

(54:34):
hoods. The words some horse tohorse from kids kids. That's my that's
my new life and I'm loving it. Man, Good times that's awesome man.
Of course you love to talk aboutyour son Austin. And how's it
going with being a dad? It'sgoing great. I mean people say,
because I'm an old head, peoplecall me a dad and a granddad in
the same day, and I canwin granddadd of the Year or Dad of

(54:57):
the year. He just turned eightarms and twenty five. Wow. We
celebrated that in a laser tag event. And for everybody in in their room
right now, you really want toknow who your real friends are. I
didn't really care about You do lasertag with adults and the realness comes out,
that's for sure, because they getall bitchy because they got to carry
that heavy equipment around with him.No, people tried to kill me.

(55:20):
I thought we were friends. Theywere using military terms. Twelve o'clock,
bravo, Charlie Fox shot all typeof time. I'm like, it's fun,
it's supposed to be for kids,but they take a real serious But
it was a good term. Yeah, everybody calmed down. We're not really
trying to kill each other. We'rejust pretend. No, no, they
was pretending to really try to killme, but it was it was It

(55:45):
was a good term. Don lRawlings is one of the few people that
I know that can tell us togo to hell. In Korean. I
grew eat tupacut putting my low puttingmy lower, it said io. I
just think I helped him. Andfor anybody that's Korean, do listen to
that. Please let these people keeptheir job. I was about to say,

(56:10):
you don't even want to ask whatyou just said. It's a military
don't ask, don't tell. That'sit. Don't ask, don't tell,
and everybody be swell oh. Inmy term, don't ask, don't tell,
listen done. A lot of ourcomedian friends have podcasts these days,
and you're no different than Donnelle RawlinsShow. You can find that on YouTube.

(56:34):
Tell us what we might expect ifwe tune into the Donelle Rawlins Show
podcast. Whatever I said in Koreantimes ten so, but it's unfiltered and
edited. It's just Donelle. Onething I like about the podcast format your
own boss. You can say anddo what you want to do. And
it's so funny you mentioned that becauseI've taken someone of a hiatus for a

(56:54):
podcast like seven months. But yesterdayI did an episode in my backyard and
then unexpected drop and not on everybody. On Dave Chappelle, he pretty much
just came and hijacked the podcast andI should be dropping that out in a
week, but I'm going fourth last. I got like five of'em in the

(57:15):
cans stand on his own and bea good podcast when people to listen to
and watch. He takes his podcasta lot more serious than we do.
We do a little after show decompressionsession and we don't give a rat's ass
what we talk about. Yeah,but I mean, well then we want
to sweep. We're purlin when itcomes out, because when I did it
yesterday, Iland, what am Igoing to talk about? I'm say I
don't know what I want to talkabout. But what I found about podcast

(57:37):
is people, your listeners or yourfans, they just want to hear you
talk, whether you're having a goodday a bad day. They wanted to
get connected with you and us aperfect out there for your fans to get
to know you. You see both. That's why people listen and check out
her stuff. Obviously, Donnelle doesn'thave as many skeletons in his closet as

(57:58):
we do in our dude. That'swhy I edit my podcast. Yeah,
I ain't going live. Uh,I like that. I like straight out
well for the record, Uh,I plead the fifth, I plead fifth
fifth. Yeah, I plead thefifth. Any plans on going back to
doing radio. You did a bunchof morning shows at one time. They

(58:20):
say in radio, you're nobody inradio. Teams fire three times, so
that makes me somebody in radio.You know. I like going in studio
where I promote my shows, andthen I have had some interest on going
back because the thing I liked aboutradio was that, you know, it's
another unknought for me to be funny. I think of a lot of jokes.
Sometimes I can't go on stage witha definitely definitely a good out that

(58:45):
for funny. But you know that'sth maney jobs out there. If something
popps up in the works my schedulewhere I just did see you to do
what I do as a stand upand ready, I would love to go
back. What about another TV showlike The Wire? You were awesome in
The Wire. I know was gotthe writer's strike going on, the actor
strike. But anything in the worksfor you to be back on TV or
in film, Well, I'm pitchinga TV show basically about my transition from

(59:10):
Hollywood to Ohio. I just wasrecently last year on a second season of
fifty cents star show bm Meth.But as of now, I don't have
anything o the books. But younever know what's gonna pop up, and
that's one of you. Is whyI really enjoy doing stand up. I
can't be affected by writers strike,A producer, director can never tell me

(59:36):
no, yeah, my own boss. So I do love acting, but
it doesn't like feat me. Everyonce in a while I get a gig,
there's more passionate and fun and I'mreally really focused on being one of
the best stand up so I didand he's well on his way. You
can find don Elle on Twitter andInstagram at don Elle Rawlings Rawlings as an

(59:59):
imp next weekend. Good to talkto you as always. Mane. Oh,
I gotta say one day before Ileave, and I know people waiting
for this order maybe Doc, I'myeah, you could peach that you will
lose your job. We'll spread itaround donell. All right, thanks guys,
Just when you thought the soul wasover, No, there's a heart

(01:00:22):
to that. Tavery in a sleeveof that Led Zeppelin album Houses of the
whole, autographed by all four membersof the band, fetched over eighteen thousand
dollars at an auction in Market Harborough, England. The sleeve, which doesn't
contain the record in it, wasexpected to bring in only two thousand dollars.

(01:00:44):
Wow. And then there's this thingcalled mister Jimmy. Mister Yeah,
it's a documentary film about a KeioSucharai. Oh yeah, we've been talking
about it on our blog. Yeah, the Japanese Jimmy Page impersonator who nowadays
plays in the l based tribute bandled Zeppa. Again. You will have
a special three day screening at theTCL Chinese Theater in La September fifteenth through

(01:01:07):
seventeen. Mister Jimmy, who isa member of Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin Evening.
I did not know that, lookat that, but he is.
He will perform an acoustic set aftereach showing. It's kind of sad that
led Zeppelin can't get their documentary offthe ground, but mister Jimmy did he
If you go, congratulations going outto Mark Anderson of a Squeets. He's

(01:01:28):
going to see Jeff Taton and GreenVandenberg in next March. Mark there you
go, and a special thanks tobar Lewis who brought us our little snacks
today. Do they know how totailgate or one? Oh my gosh,
it's awesome, great spread. Theybrought some beef sliders and hips and chip
the case of DS is what theywere on fire. Oh the wings and
all that stuff. Man, anythingyou need for your tailgate party they got.

(01:01:50):
They got five locations here in theMetroplace, including one at Terminal D
at the airport. So if you'restuck there when the Cowboys take the field
Sunday night, you can check outthe game. Na Joy Barlewy right,
yeah, and who wants to bestuck at the airport, so you may
well have a barley. They gotgreat drink specials of four to seven money
on Friday, and a great placeto check out the game Sunday night.
There. Okay, we told youI started not to do this, but

(01:02:15):
I've been getting some calls since it'sStar Trek Day. Yeah, guess what
people are the game? All right, let's do the gay Star Trek one
more time for Star Trek Day,all right. Space Final Front Specimen Gathering

(01:02:36):
mission on planet Alpha one seventy sevento spark is much stronger than the ordinary
human. Being aroused his great physicalstrength, go to kill, but gets
a risk at the tank. Somethingbother you. This is funk. I
say that I have not thoroughly enjoyedserving with humans. Let's find their logic

(01:03:00):
and foolish emotions a constant Irrigan.Unlike you, we humans are full of
unpredictable emotions. Love, tenderness,Yes, yes, don't be afraid.
Here's my hand hold on you.Were beautiful, more beautiful than any dream

(01:03:20):
of beauty I've ever known. Whatis your point, mistus? Spot?
I feel I can love you?Kiss me? Yeah, your mind prospective,
beaud point attractive to you? Amoment or you go you don't really
want to hurt me? Do youput that thing away? No? I

(01:03:42):
don't think so. It's painless andquick under any by second officer spot possible
he might have hit the wrong intrypoint. Yes, very well, Captain
cry again if it pleases you?What are you ware you gonna hurry Barry
by hatching an appropriate choice of terms, Captain keep got funds off, keep

(01:04:10):
away? Yeah, green light bread? No, wait, I all right?
Catchin right? Excuse because it canturn them into your hands. He
can go anywhere. Kee ject guiltat one night to get alow, hey
demand, I got yeah, dI am substantial. You are not imagining

(01:04:34):
this hiring going? What are wedoing? Three times I've enjoyed it,
believing it as well. It waspainful in more ways than more. I
got wrong something in the part ofmyself no man should ever see. I

(01:05:02):
don't know why I have not beeninfected. Thank you, mister Spock,
from both of us. Now canwe put that away for another year?
Oh? Yeah, it's okay.And what do you do for a living,
sir? I'm a lash y'all talkin the street, punk in the

(01:05:23):
street. You know what what y'allhaven't even noticed, have you? That
you did a costume change? Yes, thank you, Annabel, because I
said I was gonna start wearing aCowboys shirt and a Saint's hat. Now
I'm wearing a Saint shirt and theCowboys hat. You did, and it
was very sneaky of you. Youdid not change in the studio. You
went off to your office to change. Did you noticed? Until one time

(01:05:47):
I looked up in the eight o'clockWell, hey wait wait I met it.
Hell, So that's why you shouldjoin us. On the after show
in about thirty minutes to see bowstransformation. Oh well yeah, if you
were watching a first break, alot of people were like one of those
women that host the Oscars, thatdoes it change after every commercial? But

(01:06:08):
I have a reason for doing itthis way. I'm distributing the mojo to
both teams for you because I wantto boat to win. Yeah, but
maybe what happens when they play eachother? I play Oh, they're not
playing each other this year. That'sthe first thing I look for when the
Cowboys schedule comes out. Yeah,no game against the Saint Rams are coming
to town October twenty nine. Ohyeah, yeah, my Los Angeles Rams

(01:06:30):
are gonna beat Seattle Seahawks this Sunday. Are you gonna go to Oh?
I got a gig that day?Okay, Oh well it is what to
do till the day the morning,you'd rather make money than give money to
Jones. Hey, guess what Ticketsfor the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
induction ceremony go on sale today?How much? Who knows? It's too
much? Whatever it is so youcan see the induction of Kate Bush,

(01:06:57):
Cheryl Crowe, Missy Elliott, GeorgeMichael not foreigner, No sticks, no,
not Deepartble's already okay. Willie Nelsonrage against them? She the Spinners,
Now, I love the Spinner.Is bad company gonna be there?
No, bad company's not in thereeither. No, No Paul Rodgers talking,
Paul Rodgers not being rock Don't getme started. We'll move along.

(01:07:18):
Yes, because it's just gonna kissme Rock and roll Hall of Fame,
miney man, don't get pissed off. It's Friday Ball. No, it's
football is here, yeah, readyin the air. Yes, and we
had some good groceries from bar Lowietoday. Bar Lowie hooked us up with
a great uh tailgate spread man.Thank you, Mercy, Mercy, Mercy.
All right, let's talk time oystershere. We've got some good time

(01:07:40):
oysters on the bow and then pageright now lone Star ninety two five dot
com that you can check out.So Mick Fleetwood has been hinting about this
ever since the wildfires first broke outin Maui and destroyed his business there in
Lahinah. So Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood, Max Stewart Copeland of the Police,
Ziggy Marley are among the acts takingpart in a streaming benefit dubbed hashtag Maui

(01:08:03):
Strong. It's gonna stream tonight throughZiggy Marley's YouTube page starts at seven o'clock,
so if you'd like to check itout. Others performing include Jeff Skug,
Baxter or the Dubie Brothers and SteelyDan and a Slim Jim Phantom of
the Stray Cats. So check outthat story on our page and find out

(01:08:23):
how you can donate to Maui Strong. A new RIM tribute EP is coming
from a very unlikely singer. Iheard this and I couldn't believe it,
Nickey Dolan's of the Monkeys said.The album is titled Dolans Sings Rim.
It's gonna be released on October thirteenthand feature covers of several songs including Shiny
Happy Praid, You Were Going toSay, Shiny Happy People and Man on

(01:08:46):
the Moon also going to be covered. And even though it sounds out there,
there is a connection between the Monkeysand Rim because Rim used to cover
the Monkey's hit I'm Not Your steppingStone really when they were in concert.
Bob Dylan about to drop a collectionthat highlights two live performances from Tokyo in
nineteen seventy eight. It's the CompleteBoudhaicon nineteen seventy eight, and it's going

(01:09:10):
to include thirty six previously unreleased tracksfrom Bob Dylan. We actually have a
previously unreleased version of The Man atMe up on our page that you can
check out, and a newly remasteredversion of Van Halen's It's About Time from
the Collection two is up on thepage. Randy was jamming out to it

(01:09:30):
this morning. It's pretty good.I was thrown down. Yeah, yeah.
And that Collection number two is dueout October six, if you wanted
to know that other time wasters.Opening day of the State Fair of Texas
just three weeks from today, butthe Minnesota State Fair already over and done
with. But some families not happywith the tradition. At the Minnesota State

(01:09:51):
Fair people throw their undergarments, theirbras, and their underwear while they ride
the sky ride. That's funny.This is kind of like the Skyway at
the State Fair of Texas. Now, when I lived in Minnesota for that
one year, I didn't see nothinglike that. It's a new tradition.
Oh, it's brand new. I'mtelling you. I left too early.

(01:10:12):
I just can't imagine what these peoplelook like when they get off the sky
rock. Check out the video thatone mom posted on the bone then page
at lone star ninety two five dotcom. Somebody dipping a pin in your
equail is what's problem? And shekeeps trying, keep trying. They ain't
none gonna help. Nope, thankgod it's Friday. Yes, man,

(01:10:34):
it's an interesting show today to saythe league. What a great tailgate party
and bar Louis coming up with thatbeautiful spread we had. Yeah, man,
definite way to go. Yet theymight if you give him plenty of
time. Well I met, theywould superd stuff. You talk real nice
to him. I guarantee they will. All right, h next time on

(01:10:56):
the program, of course, we'regonna be taking our first week on vacation
since last December. Yeah, we'llbe off the week of the eleventh,
back on Monday the eighteenth. However, all week next week on Monday the
eleventh, starting at eight forty am. Yeah, we've got a chance for
you to win tickets to the AutoTrader Echo Park Automotive four hundred race,

(01:11:18):
the NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs race comingup Sunday, September twenty fourth. There
at Texas at Motor Speedway. Nowlisten, you'll also qualify for the grand
prize to win a spot in thesuite in the Victory Circles suite. We
can be agreet with the band lowcash and you'll get this the up close
to all stuff. It's a greatprice package that you can't get anywhere else,

(01:11:40):
only right here there. Every no, that's at eighty which you're listening
for, is all three of usto tell you to a text a keyword
to long start ninety two five dotcom. We'll have all the instructions on
there when we tell you at eightfourty and when you're here, just get
your thumbs, bitch, and there'llbe a different keyword each day Monday.
Look at all right, we'll seeyou on the after show decompression session.

(01:12:02):
Yep, it's gonna be short onebecause we've got short timer's disease. Who
get better? Get to it inplaying football, y'all take you playing football?
Look we got sky box seats.Come on football, he could touchdown,
touchdown. I'm a cheerleader, andthen nobody wors peep football. Okay

(01:12:25):
the place, but God doesn't playshocker, you play football. I think
he's good too. Hey, y'all'sright. Football has hitting, flipping,
spearing, blocking, piling on latehitting, unnecessary roughness, and personal foul.
You can become a full purse stock. You can do it, and

(01:12:48):
you wa a bloball. I wouldbe here today, stand there on that
football field. Football. I likefootball. Let's see we got one more
thing to say? Cowboys and goSaints to
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