The Bo and Them Full Show - Toy Box Tuesday, Jimmy Fallon and Bill Medley (Ep 1014)

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Today is international. Shiver me timbersand waste me by the yard arm please
like I said today isman clemen,someone forgot to swab the What today is
any what you think of my newsocks? There are guya, yes they
are, And today is international talklike a pirate day. I infringe on

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copyright. You don't sound very parody. Copyright infringements is today's most common type
of piracy. I have a parrotperched on my arm, a bag on
my leg, and a patch onmy eye, and hate mail from stain

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farm. I'm well versed in English. I went to Furdu. But since
I'm firate, convention demands that Ispeak like one too, So blow me

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down baskey swaps in the yard yardwench, betch me rock, wench satch
me rock. You say I needright god a shower and shave I scotcha.

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You're faster in golf with me,cortessy landlabur name whan I talk like
me, hearties. It's a bounceymar fun By hoisted me scott on and
cross balls and kid hardy eat pagehart sigwe dream girls how swap spa down

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sway. Yeah, yeah, itreally is international talk, like a pirate

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tire. Love it. It's wascreated by these two guys in nineteen ninety
I as a joke. Yeah,Talk like a Pirate Day has become a
the love full holiday that let's everyonechannel their inner Jack Sparrow. You gotta
go to Arbies to eat today,you see, That's what I'm talking about
right now. It's just that somepeople take it way too far and won't

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stop. What's a pirate's favorite subject? Are my tax? Love it?
It's just no one did not takeit too far. Yeah, and don't
do it all day long. Yeahyou want to call in one of those
stupid ass pirate jokes, I'll letyou. I don't care for it is

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national Talk like a Pirate Day?Oh yeah, we look forward to an
every er. Wait a minute,what it's National Butterscotch Pudding Day. Oh
greatness. Nobody knows the exact orangeorigins of butterscotch pudding, but it's been
around since at least eighteen forty eight. Love, think I've ever had butterscotch

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pudding. I've had butterscotch camp.I used to go to Dairy Queen and
Course, Canada and get me abutterscott Sunday. Where were those yummy?
Yeah? Alien, It's National ITProfessionals Day. We love that, we
do. You know, when yourcomputer goes down, you'll let me fix
that. You go hell and herecomes the big shout out to Mike Hudman.

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Yes, we've been working with MikeHudman for years and he is uh
the IT king. He helps usout here. It's National Woman Road Warrior
Day. No nothing like the MelGibson movies. Is to honor the efforts
of working women who fight against theodds to remain successful and influential. Very

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nice. I sound like I'm teachinga damn class, though there will be
a quiz later. Yeah, wellI'm failed already. National voter Registration Daddy
got that yesterday. Yeah, atthe Rangers tonight as well. Yeah,
at the Boston Red Sox James GlobeLife Field. It's Take a loved one
to the Doctor Day. Now theythis works. If someone you know actually
needs to go to the doctor,you don't just take them just dropping them

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off at a medical center for noreason? Is it recommended? It?
Because? I say, are youtrying to tell me? I've got a
terminal little bit there? And it'sget ready day. If you're getting dressed
for work right now, you're kindto celebrate. You see, today is
for getting prepared for emergencies and disasters. Oh yeah, this day coincides with
National Preparedness Month. Look at that, and now you know you also know

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that today is a toy box Tuesdaywhere we get to pull some goodies out
of the old archives. Here givesthere you go. Bo I went right
by me, and I didn't thinkI was gonna get blindside. Look at
the disgust on his face. It'sgreat. That's great. So we have
three famous birthdays today we're going tohonor we have been on the street.

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Wow, free plush. Comedian RodSharman is gonna come in. He's at
the Arlington in Adis Addison Improv tomorrownight, but he is joining us today
tomorrow, and I understand. Hehas a burger suggestion for us, a
place to try a burger that hesays is the best burger ever. There's
no such thing as the best burgerever. You might be right, but

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I'll spend my life trying to findthe best burger. I'll give it whatever
shot he recommends. He says,he goes to this place all the time.
Well, burger is that good?Let's wait until he gets here.
Okay, find out where it isand what it is because Michelle Steel's watching
this on Facebook live here for FirstBreak Tuesday. He says, I love

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bad Scott blaserne, where's my news? Take my belt off? And at
all? Now? No, wegot a show to and we also have
some Peter Gabriel tickets to give awayat seven to fifty. How are we
going to do that? To Moveand Extreme and Living Color tickets? It's

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eight forty. I am so excitedabout that show. Do we know if
it's a Pride or Saturday Night?Yet? I hadn't even looked dead gumming.
I don't even know what time I'mgoing to sleep tonight. You don't,
and I usually go to sleep aboutthe same time. You know exactly
when I'm going to sleep. Tome. Oh yeah, Well let's get ready
for Sports of all sorts. Hadsome real good ones on the Freaking Full

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Final six forty. He and Betsysays, Bow's right, there's too many
good burgers around, yes to bethe absolute best, but the y'all end,
I'll find out what Rog's talking about, but we'll have fun looking all
right? Are you ready for there'stime to Something's in the air tonight?

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Did Randy just walk in the right? How Londy? By the way,
is that song has been reworked forthe new opening of Monday Night Football.
Oh yeah, we got a videoto that up on the bow and then
page lone start Night at five dotcom. We'll get into that, but
first we got to talk Rangers Man. Boston Red Sox are in town and

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things were looking good with Jordan Montgomeryon the man last night. With a
scoreless top of the first ending bottomof the first, the Rangers jump in
front with Marcus Simeon knocking his ninthleadoff homer of the year. Way to
go, Marcus. The only otherRangers stand out for the night was twenty
one year old rookie Evan Carter witha stand up triple that was great.
Then the next batter, Marcus Simeonagain gets Carter home to make it two

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to one, Rangers, giving himtwo RBIs for the night. Top of
the eighth bases are loaded for theBosox. A few bass hits later and
they take the lead, and onceagain the bullpen couldn't see Jordan Montgomery went
deep in the game with eight strikeoutsover seven innings, but we still came
up short, losing four to two. I was waiting, because I'm waiting.

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It sounded like you were leading upto a win or leading up to
a defeat. The good news isHouston lost the Orioles last night, so
we're still down a game and ahalf at second place in the AOST behind
the Strows, with just twelve gamesto go in the regular season. Another
one with Boston at the ship tonight. Nathan of all he gets the call
first pitch seven h five tickets nowat Rangers dot Com. It was our

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fourth loss in a row. Let'snot make it five in a row.
Come on, Rangers, Well,baseball fans, you should be prepared to
be amazed tonight as a very specialman throws out the first ceremonial pitch at
the Yankees in Blue Jay's game usingonly his feet. Sixty four year old
Tom Willis, born without arms orhands, will take part in his twenty

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ninth toss at a Major League baseballgame. He's done at twenty nine times.
Yes, learning to use his lowerlimbs to make up for the missing
upper limbs, he started playing baseballwith his feet and uses the same method
for cooking, writing, even drivinga car. You imagine if that guy
pulled up next to you and yousee two big feet up there on the
steering wheel, how do you pressthe accelerator very carefully? Us his motto

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is no hands, no arms,no problem, has just one part away
from fulfilling his dream of throwing outpitches at all thirty Baseball Stags. And
then there's Adam Wainwright. He didit at age forty two in his last
season of Major League Baseball before retiring. The Saint Louis Cardinal's pitcher notched his

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two hundred win and the victory overthe Milwaukee Brewers last night. He pitched
seven shutout innings and was able toreach the milestone, and from his home
crowd at Bush Stags, of course, they gave him a standing ovation.
All right, let's talk a littlefootball. Cowboys had very few negatives to
take away from their thirty ten winover the Jets on Sunday, but the
injury to Zach Martin was one ofthem. The All Pro right guards exited

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the game in the fourth quarter aftersuffering an ankle injury. His injury came
after the Cowboys, who lost backupleft guard Chumah Adoga to a shoulder injury
at halftime. Lucky for Dallas,Zach Martin insisted postgame that his injury was
not serious, even sharing that hewould have continued playing if the score deemed
it necessary. I'd have been thereif you needed me. Now. Despite

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the injuries, the Cowboys gave upjust one sack on Sunday against the Jets.
They returned to action this Sunday onthe road against the Arizona Cardinals.
Yeas, Cowboys have released running backRonald Jones just hours after he became eligible
to return to the Cowboys fifty threeman roster. Jones, who previously played

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for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in KansasCity Chiefs, was serving a two game
suspension for violating the NFL's performance enhancingdrug policy. Now he was set to
be starting running back Tony Pollard's backup, but Jones was brought in on the
offseason for depth reasons alone, andthat need was quickly erased with the emergence
of number forty two Rooky. Funto Watch It, ABC will be airing

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more Monday night football games than originallyplanned. And additional ten games originally set
to appear only on ESPN, willbe simulcast on ABC. The additional games
will be on network television because ofthe ongoing strikes by the writers and the
actors against the Alliance of Motion Pictureand Television Producers, which represents Disney,

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Netflix, Amazon and others. Thestrikes, which have been going on for
months now, have delayed most ofthe upcoming fall television season. The move
also means that ABC has a gameall eighteen weeks of the regular season,
along with cybulcasts of two playoff games. Monday Night Football is also amping up

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the entertainment with a new anthem andshow open we talked about earlier. Yeah,
they debuted it last night and youcan see it now on the bow
and then page pretty cool at aremake of In the Air tonight Chris Stapleton.
Yes, plenty of pro football waslast night and a Monday double header.
First, Mount New Orleans Saints cameup with a twenty seventeen road win
against Carolina Panthers. Had a slowfirst three quarters but then redded up to

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a pretty good finish, but numberone overall pick Bryce Young and the Panthers
fell short. To oh and two, while Derek Carr and the Saints unconvincingly
are now two and oh look atthat. I like that. It's why
I warm at Saints shared today.In the later game, the Pittsburgh Steelers
turned in two defensive touchdowns and stoppedthe Cleveland Browns twenty six twenty two.

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In a game where both Deshaun Watsonand Kenny Pickett struggled to consistently move the
ball, it was a little boring, but there was a couple of exciting
plays. The major concern, though, is that the Browns star running back
Nick Chubb from Georgia was expected tomiss the rest of the season after suffering
a knee injury and second quarter.Both AFC North teams are now one and
one following the result. And Iwish all Monday night football games could start

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at six instead of seven like theSaints game did. Most was able to
stay up for the whole damn game. Yep, yep ye. If they
started at six, that would justbe so much better. And that's how
I grew grew up with it.Because you live on the West coast,
right there, you go. TheKansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes have restructured
his contract. Oh wow, goingto be even richer, always getting more.

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I thought it was a reduction,giving him two hundred and ten point
six million between now in twenty twentysix, two hundred ten million. It's
the most money in NFL history overa four season span, and most importantly,
the compensation for those years is guaranteed. If he got hurt tomorrow,

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he would still listen early on inhis career. There he says he wants
to be in Kansas City for thiswhole career. I don't blame him.
What a Burger franchise, and thatconfirms it right there, Give him my
water burger. I ain't leaving tothe average football fan. The meaningless field
goal kicked by the Los Angeles Ramsat the end of their loss to the

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San Francisco forty nine Ers was justa stat right. The game was thirty
to twenty after all, and thekick made it thirty to twenty three.
Now to gamblers who took the fortynine ers against the spread, it was
a full powered kick straight to theGonads. Going into the game, San
Francisco was favored by seven and ahalf points. That field goal allowed the
Rams to beat the spread and thesports books to make some serious cash instead

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of taking They lost the spread forthe ninth time against the Niners. I
know, well before jumping into themeat of its Big twelve schedule, there's
one more thing tcunds take care of. That would be SMU. Oh yeah,
it's the Battle for the Iron Skilletweekend. After an offseason of a

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war of words and transfer portal poaching, the twenty twenty three edition could be
one for the ages. Both teamsenter Saturday's game at two and one,
calming off big confidence building wins.With TCU pausing the rivalry after twenty twenty
five and I still don't understand whythey did it. That has only increased
the stakes and attention around this game. So it's TCU versus SMU Saturday at

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eleven am from AM and G CarterStadium and Fort Worth. Because this is
the next to the last of thetwo rivals will be facing each other,
expect the hype for the game toincrease as the well now, I don't
know if you've seen this story.A thirty eight year old mother from Utah
named Amber Wright shared a video onInstagram where she can be seen embracing her

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son Brixton, who plays high schoolfootball. All mothers do it. The
part people are concerned about and shouldbe none of your damn business, is
about one of those leap in theair hugs where you hold your legs around
each side of the guy. Yeah. I saw her posts. Those kinds
of hugs more seen between two loverswho haven't been seeing each other for a
long time rather than once you typicallysee between a mother and her son,

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And people are going, oh mygod, why that's child abuse? Call
CPS. The post led some trolleysto call it a reason to involve Child
Protective Services sexual abuse and accused rightof grooming her son to be a sex
slave. Unbelievable, y'all stopped makingthis craft. It's only because she's hot,

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and she is hot. Yeah,she's very hot. I doubt the
son gave a boner for his mother. No, no, it's not that
he's the one that lifted her offthe ground. Yes, yeah, so
that's why she lifted her legs up. And people just see this and their
mind goes right to that's a sexualto me, Well, she told everybody

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it was just a hug, Sogo pound sand in your ass if you
don't like you all right, thefreaking full final next on the bone and
then show you can't tell your bestfriend, says Lonely fifty child were not
as close as a ballast for words, Classic rock lone Star ninety two five.

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An interview with someone who has avery special birthday will But now it's
time for the freaking full file.Here is a man who lived under water
inside a sea through tank in aSouth African shopping mall just to find out
what would happen okay, and hewanted everybody to see it. This was
back in November. The South Americandiver decided to take a huge challenge when

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he agreed to sit in a smallpool submerged underwater for ten days. At
the end of it, his handswere as pruned as you could imagine.
If you've seen what happens to yourmitch after spending forty five minutes in the
bath, imagine what they look likelonger than a week in the water.
Well, this guy, Yarrow,is what he calls himself. He had
to make sacrifices for the stunts.He was fed through a tube and all

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of his waist was taken away bya tube using a capatter. You know,
I'd think one stipulation, I getto get out the tea and drop
a deuce. I ain't doing thespool. Ultimately, he learned that he
could stay underwater for that lengthy amountof time, so we probably won't do
it again. In the process,Yarrow broke a record we had had stood

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since nineteen eighty six. He saidhe never suffered no serious injuries from the
stunt, and he might do itagain well well, to prove a point
or raising money for charity. Idon't know poping underwater and I would have
given a thousand dollars to see this. New York Fashion Week is now over,

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but one outfit in particular caught everyone'sattention, but maybe not for the
right reason. The catwalk was openand models were strutting their stuff up and
down to techno music and stuff beenOne person entered the runway wearing a shower
cap, a wig, swimming shorts, and a plastic trash bag over their
topless body. The person was greetedas any other model on the catwalk.

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They's a well, that looks likethat person is wearing a trash bag,
but this is fashion week, soit must be a trend, and they
all applauded yeah, yeah, yeahyeah. As the model near the end
of the runway, the security offershad wait a matter, chase this guy
down there, he is that's hysterical. At the end of the runway,

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a security officer chased him down.Then at the end of the cat walk,
security guard grabs hold of him anddrags him from the runway, leaving
the audience going, well, what'sgoing on? I thought that was a
great outfit because seemed the model wasin fact showing off a fashion statement.
Was actually an intruder who snuck inthere. Since the video was posted,
some people have suggested that the intruderwas a YouTube prankster by the name of

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Fred Bayer. Beyer posted a varietyof frank videos on his YouTube channel.
He shared the screenshot from the videoto his Instagram story, but has not
confirmed that it was him that didit. I would say, yeah,
that was me. Funny of course, gotsa oh oh my god, this

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too much. Hey, there aremany things people do to prepare themselves to
become parents, and this couple tookan approach that's a little more untraditional,
shall we say. Twenty seven yearold Jess Ellis and her fiance Avery Rosson,
who's thirty three, are mom anddad to thirteen fake doll babies,
changing diapers and taking them out instrollers to show these dolls off to people

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as a plastic baby. Ellis startedto collect reborn dolls, which are toys
that realistically modeled after infants, duringthe height of the pandemic in May of
twenty twenty, when she was feelingrather lonely. Well after buying her first
quote unquote baby Rebecca, a onemonth old girl, for about three hundred
dollars, she started to develop ansession. Her second doll came in November

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of twenty twenty during the pandemic,which was a newborn named Sam that cost
almost seven hundred dollars. She hasspent nearly seventy five hundred dollars on a
collection of babies, which also includesone month old June, a month old
Brooklyn, newborn Manuela, three monthold Zane, newborn Lily and Elise,
Aria, Charlie, Pippa, andJune. Her most expensive child is Cookie,

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a premature baby girl, which costher two thousand, one hundred dollars
or a doll for a premature babygirl doll. Her boyfriend, a pastry
chef, is incredibly supportive of Ellis'sinfatuation She's crazy, and even helps her
change their diapers and get them dressed. He's just just creepy looking, as

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is their whack jobs. Wow,sorry, how much it cost twenty five?
I'd pay that for a sex dolls, not for a baby. You
can get your money's worth in aweekend right in Japan, a man by
the name of Jackie. A guyin Japan named Jackie who names their kid

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in Japan Jackie. But he's decidedto identify himself as you've ever heard this
before trans age trans eight. Now, let me tell you Jackie is thirty
nine years old, but says hedoesn't feel comfortable being that old, so
he now says he's twenty eight.Yeah whatever, which is an age more
appropriate for this still immature personality inJackie's eyes. Twenty eight quote strikes a

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good balance between being an adult andstill having a childish side without attracting the
tension of others. In quote,it remains to be seeing what happens when
Jackie's next birthday comes around. Hemight not age at all. I guess,
yeah, yeah, I'm eighteen.Well now you can just say I'm

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transgender just out of truth. Butyou can't say I'm twenty eight years old.
Yeah, you ain't, no,twenty eight years old? Ye old.
Oh it's called trans age. Transage, transition your age to any
age you wanted. It happens allthe time. Yeah, women, women,
sat listen. I had a greataunt named Ruth, and she never

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let her husband, George, knowwhat her true age was. That's weird.
I'm not kidding you. Did shego by baby Ruth, I'm eleven
years old. It was really weird. George never knew how old his wife
was really. She was so selfconscious about age. Well, you know,
speaking of those little babies you wastalking about. Congratulations. It's now

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a lawsuit. A man in Australiais suing the hospital his wife had her
C section surgery in, claiming thatseeing the operation in twenty eighteen caused him
to have a psychotic illness. Firstof all, you didn't have to go
into the delivery room if you didn'twant to. I was in the delivery

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room for all four of my kids, and they were all C sections,
and I just went, wow,look at all the guts down there because
the doctor was trying to work here. Wasn't it very special though? To
see your an o. Coppola filedthe lawsuit years after the operation, adding
that the incident led to a breakdownof his marriage. In the documents filed

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to support his suit, miss Coppolaalleges that he was encouraged or permitted to
observe the delivery, and that inthe course of doing so, he saw
his wife's internal organs and blood andit freaked him out. Yeah again,
you didn't have to go in thereif you didn't want to. He must
not have attended his biology classes inhigh school. Well. Because of this,
Coppola claims that the hospital reached aduty of care, it owed him

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and is liable to pay him damages. The proud dead is seeking taking Yes,
two million dollars higher, really higher? Higher? Okay, way higher,
six hundred billion dollars, six hundredand forty two million dollars in damages
from the hospital and milk. He'scrazy. He should have just made it

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six forty five. Yet two Yeah, add another three million, round it
out a little bit. Oh god, what a world, What a world?
Hey, coming up next hour,we have your shot at Peter Gabriel
Tickets. He's going to be atthe American Airline Center October nineteenth. Who
else is coming to town? We'llget your concert info on demand every day

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of the week at lone Star ninetytwo five dot com. Plus while you're
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Classic rock? It's just a clickaway at lone Star ninety two five dot
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got a question, call we Askyour Stuff online two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred. Leave yourquestion there, we'll answer it on the
air and for choose your news forthe Peter Gabriel ticket there is a theme.
Hey, We've also got a guesttomorrow, Mark General Manager, Mark

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Faber, General Manager of Texas.We'll be at eight and you know he'll
bring us some goodies. I'll everknow, all right, birthdays today.
I can't believe this woman is sixtyfive years old. That old, No,
especially since I'm older than that.But Leta Ford. Yeah, she's
still at it. She's sixty fivetoday. This is an interview we did

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with her like five years ago.Oh wow. I don't remember what she
was promoting, but it was afun interview and we we invited her to
the show with one of these hily. Obviously, Leta Ford did not close
her eyes forever because she'd be dead, and she's yeah, that's so true.
No, no, no, no, I'm not ready for that yet.

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Weren't you just in town a coupleof weeks ago at Lava Cantina in
the Colony. Yes, yes,so we played Houston, we played Dallas.
Well, jeez, I wish i'dknown, because if it was on
a weekend, we could come seeingyou for sure. I think it was
on a weekend. Yeah, Well, I'm sorry I missed you. Well,
we missed you, but we won'tmiss you next time, we promised.
Well, we're always in and outof Dallas, so we'll see you
next time. I always always wantedto ask you because Jimmy and I actually

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met you. What nineteen seventy eight, Yeah, when you were with the
Runaways. Jimmy worked for Warner BrothersRecords and you were touring with the Ramones,
and the Ramones came through New Orleans. Jimmy, of course, he
had the credentials, so we justpopped open the dressing room door and said,
hello, oh wow, that wasa great tour. Don't worry you
were fully dressed. Oh really,that's unusual. Well, I wish i'd

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known that too. During that time. Did you find that there was a
lot of discrimination against a female band? Oh yeah, completely. The Runaways
were so before their time. Peoplewere just not taking us serious. They
just looked at us like a pieceof ass, you know, t and
a well no, I will admitI might look at you that way,

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but I respected your music. Anddid you experience that when you even win
solo? Oh yeah, of coursewe played it up too. You know,
it's sex sells. So I justthought I'm going to attract attention because
nobody's taken me serious as a musician. So when I went solo, what

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I did was I got rid ofa lot of people in the band.
I didn't have a keyboard player,I didn't have a second guitar player.
All I had was bass, drumsand me on guitar, also singing lead
vocal, and then I would puton a G string and not wear any
pants, and I would figure maybesome thigh high boots or something, you

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know, cover your legs but notyour butt. And I figured, this
is going to attract attention? Isit chick here that plays guitar like Jimmy
Hendrix in a Jimmie Hendrix three piecestyle band and wear something provocative? Which
my bass player at the time handmade me all the gauntlets, the leather

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g string which had a big spideron the crotch and a leather boustier.
Would you describe what she was wearingjust one more time? And then they
put me on the cover of theOut for Blood album and they banned the
cover because my guitar was bleeding.Oh the G string with the spider and

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the crotch is okay, but ableeding guitar is out of the question.
Exactly exactly. It was absolutely retarded, and my fret board of my guitar
said eat me. It was inlaidon the fretboard of my guitar. Nobody
said anything about that. She's gotno pants on and her guitar ursays eat

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me. But let's get rid ofthe guitar because it's bleeding. Yeah,
somebody might get offended over a bloodyguitar, don't you know? It was
so stupid. We're not putting thatin Walmart. Tamart will never sell that.
Absolutely not put that on their shelves. Now, speaking about sex and
rock and roll, you're a partof a panel on a TV show called

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The Top Ten Revealed, which isbeing hosted by Katie Darryl on Access TV,
and one of the first episodes isSongs about sex. Oh yeah,
it is your song kiss Me Deadly, and that first episode, well,
it depends on where you're kissing.I would guess I make some gestures in
the video, Oh do you Igrab one butt cheek for kiss me once,

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and then I turn around and grabthe other butt cheek for kiss me
tries. I don't know if youever watched that video and paid attention.
Well, believe me, I'm goingto pull it up on YouTube as soon
as we hang up this phone here. But you're on several episodes of the
Top Ten Revealed. What are theepisodes that you on. You're with calub
Quay, who was with Elton Johnfor quite a while, also Eddie Money

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and you talk about the epic songsof nineteen seventy three. What was some
of your favorite songs at that time? Oh, my god, it's so
long ago. A lot of theZeppelin songs. Yeah, it came out
the very first Zeppelin album. Thenwe had Hendrix. There was so many
great bands back then. Well,you know, you talk about that first

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led Zeppelin album. I have alwaysmaintained that the first Zeppelin album was the
best Zeppelin album. Oh it wasjust iconic, absolutely iconic in so many
ways. Well, let me askyou this. Were you influenced it all
by Susie Quatrow? You remember her? I'm sure, dude. She's a
good friend of mine. I knowher more so today than I did back
when she was famous in popular withforty eight Crash. Oh yeah, I

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was really into heavy metal and notso much the pop rock. But Joe
and Joan Jett really loves Suzi Quatro. Did you and Joan get along in
the Runaways? Always? As amatter of fact, Joan Jett and I
were the only two out of theRunaways. It never argued, we ever

(33:13):
had any disagreements. Ever, forus to not get along today is just
absolute stupidity, And it's basically hermanager has caused problems for us on purpose
because he doesn't want us to befriends. He wants he wants a war
between us, which is awful,It really is is really it really pains

(33:38):
me in so many ways because Joanis my sister. Well, now,
maybe you and Jones should get togetherand kick his ass one time. Well
I'd like that, but she wouldn'tyou know, it'd just be me by
myself. The Top ten revealed Sundayat night seven o'clock on Access TV.

(33:59):
Top ten Songs about sex. Letme ask you one more question. Did
you know Vinnie Paul at all?Not real? Well? No, well
Vinnie just passed away, and hewas a good friend of all of ours,
and I wonder if your paths evercrossed. A lot of the people
I work with have worked with VinniePaul. Yeah myself, no, but

(34:19):
I just I hate to see anyof these great rock stars just passing away.
No, I mean it's inevitable,but they seems so young still watch
Access TV. The Top ten revealedwith Lida Ford and tell Katie Darryl.
We said hello because I think sheused to be a Stars girl or a
Mavericks girl while she lived here.Oh, awesome. I sure will,

(34:40):
I sure will. She's a gem, so are you don't want it only
Lida Ford? Thanks for calling Leta, Oh, thank you for having me.
Guys, we'll see you soon andlet us know next time you come
to town so we can come seeyou. Absolutely by guys. Okay,
I'm just curious. What how doyou kiss somebody deadly? Oh? You

(35:01):
kiss him and kill him? Doyou sucker ribs up through her neck so
she dies? That's kissing someone deadly? Yeah? Or you could never mind
that this is a family show,or you could not overthink it like I'm
always doing for you. I'm scaredthat you want to know how to kiss
someone? Deist is all right?Will you hear the next interview we got?

(35:25):
Oh, not this one. Thisis gonna be Jimmy Fallon. Okay,
Jimmy Fallon. We talked to himabout a year ago. I believe
ago that game show. You wereonly here for about a month. Yeah
he was doing password. Yeah you'redoing password. And here's our interview with
Jimmy Fallon. It turned out prettygood. In fact, we played a

(35:45):
game that he's playing right now.Man, this guy's show comes on too
late for me. But I canwatch it on YouTube. Know it man
from me Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. It's Jimmy Fallon. Hey, what's
happening? Are you doing? Thankstoo much for having me? Oh we
love having y'all. Dare give me. You know, I can't stay up

(36:06):
too late to watch your show,so I have to watch it on YouTube.
But the Tears for Fear skit wasspot on. I gotta tell you
it's so dumb, right, youknow, it's funny. I write these
things down because I are make anote on my phone or something like that.
Because I'll hear a song where it'slike head over heels and it's like
I wanted to be talking about blueweather. And then I'm like, what

(36:30):
if the whole song is about talkingabout the weather? Yes, yes,
that's all he wants to talk tothis girl down, you know, like,
let's just talking about blue weather.It's partly cloudy and sunny, exactly
like you might need an umbrella.It's like, the dumber it gets,
the funnier it is to me,you know. I remember I was listening

(36:52):
to Ramblin Man. Lord I wasborn a ram and Man, and it's
like that one line is like,and I was born in the back of
the greyhound us and I go,hold on a second, he was born
in the back of the greyhound bus. And he goes, let's let's explore
that. So we did a wholesong that was just about someone giving birth

(37:13):
to a child in the back ofa grayhound and what you know what the
other passengers reacted. You know,it's it's it the silliest thing you could
think of. But that's that linetalk about the weather stuck in my head
and so I go, let's justdo it and see how it done.
We can get but I appreciate thatyou understood that. Oh yeah, oh
I got it. And I youknow, I don't know if you missed
the old Saturday Night Live days,but when I think of Jimmy Fallon,

(37:35):
the first thing that comes to mindis you and Justin Timberlake doing Barry Gibb
The Barry Gibb Show, and BarryGibb comes walking out. Oh that was
a good one. The fact thatwe you know, what's interesting is that
Barry GiB might be the nicest humanbeing on earth, and what I did
in my sketch was kind of madehim into a crazy man. You know
where. He was just yelling theidea of my show is it was a

(37:59):
very GiB political talk show. Andthen he would have someone come on and
talk politics and then he would freakout and go like I will land you,
and it's just a screaming at people. And in real life, Barry
Gibe was the sweetest man, sohe didn't kind of understand the sketch,
and so I talked to him.I go, the idea of the sketch
is really I talk the way youwould sing. So if you ask me
a question like Barry, how areyou saying, goes a great eggs,

(38:28):
you know whatever, and then someonemake him mad and then he yelps.
He goes, oh, I getall right. Cool. He goes,
well, I'd love to come onif you ever want to go. But
we have the outfit. Let's go, let's do it. The real very
good to come in. And weirdly, it was a great night at Sarlives.
Paul McCartney just happened to be therehanging out, and Barry had never
met Paul McCartney. The bags andPaul McCartney never so I was with them.

(38:52):
I witnessed them meeting for the firsttime, and they were talking to
like a half hour in this stairwellon the way from you know, the
different floors of sarent Alive and justtalking about the old days and growing up
and Elvis. I remember they weretalking about they're both fans of Elvis.
And it was really cool and itwas special. It was a big night
for us. I like all thesongs. You have a thing for nostalgia,

(39:16):
Jimmy, because you have brought backthe game show as a bit on
The Tonight Show and now as atelevision show on NBC. Password. It's
just like Game Night on TV exactly. Password is back. You know.
I don't know why it left.It was on TV forever. It was
on TV for like twenty years,and then all of a sudden it wasn't.
But we played it on our show. We had Betty White as a

(39:38):
guest on our show, and Isaid, I said, Betty, would
you want to play it Password?I know that she was a permanent guest
back in those sixties, you know. Actually that's how she met her husband.
Alan Ludden was the host. Soshe was like, oh, that
is so sweet. My husband wouldbe so touched if you did that.
And so we played the game,and she is unbelievable. She really is

(39:59):
the best person I've ever played with. And then we go, we should
bring this back to TV. It'dbe fun. So it's a simple game,
simple rules. I give you aclue, you give me one word
answer, and try to get usthe password. Well, I will say
this. The other night I waswatching and you gave as the clue the
actual password. That's not how itworks. Well I didn't say I was

(40:22):
good. Yeah, yeah that bythe way, the alarms went off and
I felt like such a moron.And I'm going It is trickier to play
when you're playing when you're watching athome. It's almost like any game show
you watch Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy. You're watching at home, you're like,
uh, you don't know the answer, Hello, it's you know.
But when you're playing it, youfreak out because the cameras are on and

(40:44):
you just start saying things that don'tmake sense. And it's actually really fun
to play, really fun to watch. I can play with you right now
if you want to. Okay,so are you going to give us a
clue and you have the password?Is that it? Yes? Okay,
plug your ears right now. I'llplay with you. Okay, okay,
go ahead, all right, andI will tell everyone else what the password
is your ears. I'm plugging myears, yes, okay, go ahead,

(41:05):
yep. The password is orange.Okay, all right, I'm plug
your ears. Okay, I unpluggedmy ears. Yes, all right,
so bo I will let's try toget this one clue, one password,
and if you don't get it,we'll go around the room. Maybe h
Randy or Anna who I wants totake us in there? Already, here
we go. All right, here'smy clue. Okay, juice uh orange?

(41:30):
Yeah? Yeah, Well, welllet's let's try another one. Okay,
let me plug my ears again.I'm plug my ears again. But
this is a this is a harderone. Ready, Yes, the password
is sparkle. Okay, all right, okay, all right, this is
hard. Oh gosh, this ishard. My My clue is shimmer Himmer,

(42:00):
sparkle. Are you kidding me?Well? I'm leaving one finger out
of Dallas fors Classic Brocolow Star ninetytwo five. Always liked that, James
Bond. Oh yeah, coming up, we got Peter Gabriel tickets. But

(42:21):
now I got one more birthday foryou. Okay. Now you have to
be a little older to appreciate whothis guy was and still is. Okay,
turning eighty three. Bill Medley ofthe Lighteous Brothers. Yeah, we
had a great interview with Bill Medley. If you were ever a fan of
the TV show Cheers, you knewthat this was the song on Cheers that

(42:44):
made Rebecca melt. Yeah. TheRighteous Brothers rae live from our satellite New
York Studios, the last remaining RighteousBrothers. Bill Medley, Hey, Dallas,
Right, Hey, Dallas. I'msure the Righteous Brothers performed in Dallas

(43:04):
once or twice. Huh. Listen, we did more than perform. That's
for the Road Stories. That's anotherbook. Well, this book is called
The Time of My Life, AndI kind of know why you called it
that because I think the movie DirtyDancing and that song may have given you

(43:28):
a resurgence in your career at thattime, didn't it. Oh boy?
You know, I literally was thinkingabout retiring and Jimmy Einer called me on
the phone said I'm putting together somemusic for this movie Dirty Dancing, and
h Jennifer Warrens wants to do itwith you, if you if you wanted

(43:49):
this so the only reason I didthe song was to sing with Jennifer.
We didn't think. I mean,it was a small little movie. Yeah,
you know, Patrick Swayzie and Jenniferwere gray, weren't known yet really,
and the movie just took off,and boy it the soundtrack and the
record just even though Love and Feelingsthe most played record in the history of

(44:12):
American radio, I think Time inMy Life is probably the biggest single I've
ever been involved with. I thinkthe album sold like thirty two million or
something like that. Well, now, speaking of you've lost that love and
feeling, was it you that wason the episode of Cheers to sing that
to Rebecca? Yeah, that wasme. I knew it. I knew
it. Robin Colcord had to buyher Bill Medley to sing right in front

(44:37):
because he's trying to get in herpants, and yeah he was, and
I remember this sent me into tohelp out his problem, but which I
understand worked for a lot of people. But yes, we were probably conceived
while that song was being played.Well, I did a great job.

(44:58):
Yes you did. In the book, you mentioned that episode of Cheers where
during rehearsals you had the name downright, but when it came to say,
Robin Coldcord, during the actual tapingof that show, you couldn't get
it together. Well, it's aharder name, you know, it is
a tough name. I mean,we rehearsed all week long, Robin cold
Cord, I had it down.Now he's done. Now I got it.

(45:22):
And the minute the cameras are moving, I walked on. I said,
Hi, whatever I said, Robincorn cob Yeah, Corobina, and
Ted Danson just went up. Hesaid, oh man, we finally get
a big star up here and hecan't do his damn job. But he

(45:43):
was kidding, he was he waskidding against you. He said, everybody
in this cast has blown that nameat least five times. Well, how
did you and Bobby meet. I'mnot going to tell you the prison story,
but that I want to hang outwith this guy I know. Well,

(46:04):
listen, next time I'm in Dallas, we will do that. Please
please, I would love it.Bobby had a small group. We were
raised in Orange County, California,and he had a small group the Variations,
and I had a small group,the Paramours, And a friend of
ours came through town. He wastired of work in Vegas, and he

(46:25):
wanted to put together group. Hethought, could you know, get a
lot of constant work. And uhso he took Bobby and Bobby's drummer,
myself and my guitar player and putus all together. And we were raised
on rhythm and blues, and uhit was so much fun. And it
was so great to be able tosing all these songs that we knew and

(46:49):
loved and sing them together. AndBobby was so so good. It's like
you were both made for each other. It really was. Yeah, it's
just so unbelievable that we were fromthe same county and and how we got
together. You know what it was. It was righteous. It was flat
out right. And I saw youand Bobby in the Righteous Brothers in the

(47:13):
movie Beach Ball. Do you rememberdoing that? Oh, you got to
bring that up. Come on now, it's such a silly movie, but
there you are. Oh yeah,you know little Stevie Wonder was even in
that. Yes, he was liketwelve years old at the time. Yeah,
just a kid doing a finger thing. And of course, I mean

(47:37):
you. The Beatles asked you totour with them on their first tour,
yeah, and the Stones, Andthat was before Love and Feeling And we
didn't have a clue how these guysin London or England knew who we were
and were asking us, you know, to come on their tours. But
our first couple of albums before Loveand Feeling kind of bec I don't know,

(48:00):
big for singers over there. Youknow, they would just grab American
music and uh, and they justloved it so much that somehow, some
way they got a hold of ourtwo albums and became fans. Now,
you worked with Phil Spector, Butat reading your book, did Phil Spector
break up the Righteous Brothers? Well, he certainly tried. Why would he

(48:22):
do that? Well, why wouldhe do what he did? I know?
Yeah, yeah, come over andlook at my gun collection over here.
Yeah dude, yeah really? Butyeah, you know, when Love
and Feeling was number one, Philcame to me, got me off to
the side and said, I wantyou to quit the Righteous Brothers because I
can make a lot of hit recordswith you. And I said, yeah,

(48:45):
I got the number one hit recordin the world and I'm gonna and
I'm gonna leave. Yeah, I'mlucky to be here. And besides,
I love singing with Bobby Hatfield andI said no, And besides that,
the next single, I want Bobbyon the single more and it was the

(49:06):
single was just once in My Life. The next one and it was even
worse, it was even heavier,Bill Medley. And then I accidentally produced
Unchane Melody and he put it onthe B side of our third song,
hung on You, and for somereason the disc jockey's flipped it over and
started playing Unchane Melody and that becamea big hit. And then he said,

(49:30):
we got we got to follow thiswith EBB Tide and I wanted to
be Bobby Hatfield all by himself.So really what he was trying to do
is break us up. He didn'tlike the fact that the songs were righteous
for their records instead of Phil Spectralproduction. Oh there you go. Oh
boy. Well, the book iscalled The Time of My Life the Great

(49:52):
Bill Medley. I tell you myparents used to slow dance to unchane Melody.
I have you know, well,so did I. It's a great
book and there's a million stories thatwe could probably ask you about. And
we hope that you would visit thishere someday soon so we can talk about
more. Bill good to talk toyou. Please come see us when you
get a chance. Well, I'min Dallas about every week. We'll just

(50:15):
give us a call through. Pleasecall us. We'll pick you up at
the airport if we did you that'dbe great. Thank you, Bill,
did your talk badly? Everyone?Thanks guys, Dallas Fowers Clashing Rock Alone
Star ninety two five. Comedian RoseCharmo is going to join us here a
little while. He's at the AddisonImprov tomorrow night. But right now we

(50:37):
have tickets to go see Peter Gabrielto give away. So let's go to
the theater. Friends, Let's playfractions flick. You know, I told
you it was talk like a pirateday, and I want to thank everybody
for showing a little restraint and nottalking like a pirate every time I answered
the phone. Yes, here's aclip of a movie about pirates. You

(51:02):
tell me what the movie is.You win the tickets ready? Yes here,
ye Gil. Only one movie willhave this sound, and only one
movie will have singing and which lovelaughing, leaping and swinging their way through

(51:39):
time. The biggest most original movieand a hundred year pirate. You are
walking a time very treasure hat flashoffice at end and Jolly Richards and everything.
Rid me of these villains and Nabel'shand is yours. It's more than
an adventure. It more movie aband. Okay, some of you are

(52:06):
going, I can't believe Bow pickedthat stupid ass movie. Yeah, I
mean, I'm one of them becauseI don't know what movie it is.
It was a horrible, horrible movie. Is it based on this? Yes,
it was based on that? Okay? Is that the title of the
movie. No, that's not thetitle. She said two one four or
eight one seven seven eight seven ninetwo five. It was based on that,

(52:30):
based on that? Okay, let'ssee. Oh god, it was
so bad. Bowing them show tellme what? Oh how going them show?
Tell me what movie that is?Or not? Come on, now,
y'all can do this boing them show? Do you know what movie that
was? It's easy? What isit is that? It bowl? Right

(52:51):
there? Yes, that's it,Brandy got it, but it doesn't country
right right right? Going them show? Can you tell me what pirate movie
that is? The Pirates? No, but it's based on that. Yes,
I had that part. It wasa horrible remake of that starred in
it as Mabel Christy McNicholas family.Yes, and the guy was Christopher Atkins

(53:21):
from from Blue Yeah. There yousee. You know you're a crappy movie.
Yes, show tell me what moviethat is? That is the Pirate
movie. Now tell me did youever see the movie? I did.
I watched it on cable a lotof times in the eighties. It's one

(53:43):
of those movies you just watch itbecause it's so bad. You say,
I can't believe Hollywood greenlighted this wellbecause the musical was so successful around that
time on Broadway with Kevin Cline.That's true. Yes, Pirates of Penzan's
the musical was incredible, but thePirate movie kind of stunk up the place.
Oh yeah, you gave the placediary. It's funny you were saying,

(54:05):
what's the name of that pirate movie? Yes see I was see he'll
give me your hand. Didn't evenknow it. All right? Who is
this? My name is Arry?All right, Eric King, on your
second, we'll get you you,Peter Gabriel take his eye. Let you
go, man, all right,there we go. Ross Sharman joins the
bow on them show. Well,as you get ready to head off to
work, just know that even thoughwe can't make your work day shorter today

(54:25):
we can help it go buy alittle bit quicker. So make sure you
listen at work to lone Star everyweekday for commercial free classic rock. We
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for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo five. Sammy's got some more liquor

(54:49):
for you. Yes see, they'sgot a beer called red Rocker Logger that
you can get right now because hewants you to spend your money. Well,
it has been just a little whileit happens, but it's still a
while, I know, Ross Sharmasha, thanks for having me. Guys.
The last time we saw you wasat the blood drive. Yes remember,

(55:12):
Yes, when you had your youhad some sort of breakfast taco with no
egg. That's may see. Youknow you know I'm an egg hater.
I don't understand when that. Whenthat came in, I could say that
was the first time in a whileI've been absolutely dumbfounded. Were like I
saw these breakfast burritos coming. I'mlike, that looks great. They're like,
this is for him. There's noegg on this. That's not that's

(55:32):
not a breakfast tacos any time he'llbe doing no eggs. Man. They
just wrong. Just what's the aversionto like has it been since childhood?
Is it? Did you have anegg? Oh? I was gonna say
an experience. Would you like meto tell the story. I used to

(55:52):
go fishing when my dad when Iwas a kid, and the only restaurant
that was open that early in Corsicanawas Bys Cafe. Okay, so we
always go to Roy's Cafe about fourthirty five in the morning. Sometimes my
dad would sit with his old oilfield buddies, and one of them was
a guy named mister Holland. Okay, Mister Holland would order grits with two

(56:13):
eggs on top. When they wouldcome, he would mix it all together,
pour a ketchup all over it,and start shoving it in. I
said, Nope, nope, that'sit, that's it. Nope. For
the rest of his life, hesaid, I will stand agree with with
with that now now that that kindof trauma you don't get past. But

(56:34):
I mean it looked like some roadkill or something. But wouldn't you,
But wouldn't you do your autobiography?I do want there to be a chapter
called, uh, mister Holland's omelets, not mister Holland's opens. Yeah,
I wouldn't be able. I hada cousin uh in India who would put
ketchup on his pizza. Excuse me, Well, I mean there's tomato sauce

(56:58):
on the pizza. Well, youknow it's also people put eggs on pizzas
well. That's yeah, that's andand and pineapple. And I don't understand
any of that. I'm like,I don't put fruit on a pizza.
You should probably do jail time forcoming up with you know what I could
get behind that? I can understand. Well, apparently you won't eat bacon

(57:22):
on a burger. No, see, not not a big fan of bacon
on the burger, especially fast foodjoints. I'm just saying, as a
Hindu, that offends me. Don'tyou're happy bacon? How that does that
work? No? I mean it'sgotta be. It's gonna be all it
a beef and bacon. Are youin or are you out? Yeah?

(57:44):
That's why it's called in and out. You have to make the decision.
Now you're talking, it comes outas fast as ye set me up.
You you tease us earlier with withof the best burger you've ever had?
Now, where is that? Thatwould be uh oaked uh and I've had

(58:06):
it. They have one on GreenvilleAvenue, and then they have one on
belt Line in Addison. Oh ak e ed no o ak aposter.
It used to be the old Chamberlain'sFish Fish Markets. It's a barbecue joint,
but you go for the hamburger.Yeah. I just one day I
was I saw the thing that wentviral on Facebook, and it was that

(58:28):
they were closed for lunch. Somebodyhad had gone in to have lunch and
the doors were locked, and therewas a note on the door that basically
said, h somebody had accidentally turnedthe smokers off the night before. It
was an accident, and instead ofopening and just whatever they had to give
putting that out, they closed therestaurant because they're like, quality is the
most important thing to us. Whenthey got there at seven, eight o'clock

(58:50):
in the morning, whatever, theyturned the smokers back on and then they
closed for the day and then openedback up for dinner so that the meat
could be smoked properly. And thenI started looking it up and they're happy
hours. Incredible. It's seven daysa week and it's from four to seven
and they have this thing where youcan go in and get a burger and
a beer or cheese, fries withbrisket, brisket kit, all the wings
all this. I was like,well, let me go check. I
was in the mood for a burger. Uh, as as a good good

(59:14):
hinder does. That is true,by the way, uh. And I
went in. I was like,let me just see what the burgers about.
It's a good burger. I'll trythe barbecue and uh. The burger
came out and I was like,that's that's it. That's a wrap you
always And then the bartender was likehave you tried it with this and this?

(59:35):
And it's like have you tried itwith the spicy pickles and the Carolina
sauce. I like no, andhe's like, oh, you got it.
That's how I have it. I'mlike, well bring it out.
Well. If anybody is listening fromOaked, yeah, you owe us some
all this. And I hang outthere all the time, so if your
your listeners want to come and hangout with me. And it's so close
to the Addison Improv. It's gonnabe there tomorrow tomorrow night. Yeah,

(01:00:00):
I will. I will probably stopby opening on my way to the Addison
Improv. For sure. I can. I can walk the burger off.
Now, is this show at theAddison Improv? Is it gonna like take
you away from your true crime addiction? You know I it does. I
actually, you're not gonna believe you. I wish you were gonna come because
I would take like in the greenroom, I will show you. It'll
be on, I will put iton. I'll put on. I'm addicted

(01:00:22):
to Investigation Discovery. Okay, thatis yes, see okay, and I
watch first forty eight. Okay,first forty eight. Here's why I like,
uh, Investigation Discovery. I foundit about a year and a half
ago. Uh, and it wasso amazing because if you don't know what
it is, it's twenty four hoursa day, seven days a week,
three hundred and sixty five days ofthe year of just uh no white people

(01:00:46):
killing white people. It is sogood and that's fun. It's so I
mean, I have to give creditwhere credits due. I mean you guys
have taken murder to a different level. The choreography that goes into it,
Like you guys recruit other people,Like there's a phone call made and apparently
everybody's on board. I can't getpeople to help me move on the side

(01:01:07):
out, but you gotta heal somebodyfor you. But like you guys will
call and be like, hey,we the family voted, and Nana's got
a gun and and everybody, andeverybody's like, well if you voted,
okay, Always like just one personhas some sympathies. I did anybody get
her cookie recipe before we do this? There's always some other guys like do

(01:01:29):
you need me to stop at Walmartand pick up tarp and a rope?
I know there's cameras, but they'renot going to ever ask for any of
this. And then the first fortyeight is when I realized, like,
that's that's that's from me, that'sblack people, brown people, that's for
us is sorry, that's where whitepeople is. The first forty eight investigation
discoveries for black people and broad peoplebecause we get to watch white people call
each other. It's fantastic. Butthe first forty eight, first of all,

(01:01:50):
we need to change that name.It's all and it's always in Dallas,
which is my favorite. Sometimes it'sin if it's in Dallas, New
Orleans or Minnesota, the three placesI lived. I'll sit down and I
think there's a link. You'll nevercatch me in that first forty eight.
They run like marathon, like sixhour marathon. But trust me, and
I watched. I started watching thattoo, and I'm like, this is

(01:02:13):
this is for the reason I knowthat's first forty eight is for white people's
because they have a translator. Whatdo you mean, the narrator. Yeah,
he always translates what's going on inthe interrogation room. Because that's not
for that's not for black people brownbecause we know what that guy's saying.
Because always like like the cop alwayscomes in. It's like, do you
want to tell us what happens?Like all right, man, So me

(01:02:35):
and Duke Duke was in the cutand this guy came around the corners like
block pock block, and he's likehe said he was in the car with
Duke Duke who fired that went backback. Yeah, I don't like that's
not for us, Like that's foryou guys coming up next show stick around.
We got some more catching up todate. Dallas Horse Classic Lon shar

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five. It's a bit depending onwhat receiving end in the relationship. Carl
Homie, Ray Sharman's here. He'sat the Addison Improv tomorrow nights and we're
sitting here talking about goofy stuff whenthe song is playing. What was the
story you said about Uber in SanAntonio? Yeah, there was the Uber

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in San Antonio. It was acouple of years ago. I don't know
if you guys heard read the storyin the Austin Merchant Statesman, but they
had they try to get they tryto ban Uber from coming in. Now
why would they do that? Uh? They found out later. But because
do you write dy rates a drop? But all the driving advocacy advocacy groups,

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advocacy groups like Mothers Against Drunk Drivingand so like, they weren't getting
as much money into the their systembecause the dy rates had dropped. Yeah,
so you would think it would bethe opposite, But I mean they
still have businesses to run. Uh. So they're like, hey, we
if we if we keep up thesuber stuff, then people aren't gonna drive.
You know, you think they wantedthe other way around some impacts I

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know, and I'm like, Idon't understand. The unions in Vegas are
the ones that didn't The taxicab unionsin Vegas didn't want them to come in,
and so they were trying to say, like as in our taxicab union
in San Antonio. They were tryingto find the story about why they weren't
whether the city council wasn't allowing Uberin. And then an Austin American Statesman
reporter kind of finagled his way throughthings and followed the money. They followed

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the money trail, and it waslike thirty I think it was thirty one
percent. Uh drop in need tostart drinking and getting out there driving now,
I just I mean, I remember, like Kiddings, No, it's
not like you know, like Isaid, the good old days, but
like James, when I had toworry about was red and blue light.
Yeah. Like I remember one timewhen I was in college and it was

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after an attorney party, and youknow, any parties get crazy and there's
a lot of beer spilled. I'mnot saying that I didn't drink a lot
of it. There's a lot ofstuff spilled on you you got before it
hit the floor. Yeah, andthere was I mean, like my my
shoes were soaked. I remember that. And uh the cop came over.
Yeah, I got pulled over andthe cop comes. I rolled my window
down when you could still roll yourwindow down, yeah, uh. And

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I rolled my window down and hejust looks at me, goes, don't
you dare lie to me? Becausehe could smell it. Yeah, And
I was like, hey, there'sa lot of it on my ships.
He goes, don't lie. Wheredo you live? And I go,
I can see my trash backs fromhere, and he goes follow me in,
and I'm like, I don't knowif that's the solution to this,
but thank you. And I justfollowed him into my apartment complex. And

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I remember I was getting out ofthe car and I had two I don't
know why I did this in frontof him, but I had two cases
of Miller light in my trunk,and uh it was I took him out
that I'm home. The cop didyou a solid? He did me a
solid. And then and and ashis payment, he goes, uh,
just leave one of those right there, okay, And uh, I go

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okay, and he goes, you'renot going anywhere for the rest of the
night. It's like, absolutely not. And went upstairs and I backed the
day again. Answering machine, checkmy answering machine. A buddy of mine
was a delt He's like, camein, there's a party at the Delta
house. You gotta come by.I've flung that door open. He was
standing right there. Oh, andhe goes, he goes going out tonight.
I go, nope, I shutthat door. Just going down to

(01:06:24):
the car to get the marijuana.And my math the marijuana will say,
will go bad if I leave itout or not? Cocaine spoils and buck
bush sharing stories. I guess theStatue of limitations. Oh yeah, it's
way over. The name of theschool's changed. So we're good. We're

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good. He's good to go,he's good man. Yeah. But if
you come out tomorrow night, Addisonimprov, we're gonna have a good time.
It's gonna be fun. True crimewill be on there. Uh for
for sure. If you're coming onin the back ground, you know,
I wish it's just uh, it'sI don't know. What's the one thing
that I should have known, Likewith my my ex wife. Uh,

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I was I walked in one timeand she was working from home, but
she had True Crime on and shewas still doing office work. But I
walk in and this is what Isee is my now ex wife watching Betrayed
on Investigation Discovery with a yellow legalnotepad. I was like, I was
like, this is how it ends. That's why I was trying to tell

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my audience. I'm like, ifyou if if if you're guys are fans
of Investigation Discovery and you come homeand there's brand new insurance papers on the
counter, You're you're about to go, there's making a list. I'm gonna
need lots of lime on lie andhydrochloric as. Did you get rid of
the party? Then, don't lookat at all. Well, now I'm

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a criminal at heart. I thinkthat's the fascination of it. It's like
we watch it to go, well, what would I do? Yeah?
How I wouldn't have made that mistake? Yeah yeah yeah, And and I
catch myself saying this, I'm like, you know what, you just can't
murder people like he used too.I got to you guys Monday morning Quarterback
into Crimes. That should be athing, that should be like a recap

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of the weekends through crime. Thatshould be a show. Yeah. You
can't just walk around and say thatyou didn't like to look for those people.
It's just wrong on so many levels. Yeah, but you know what,
he's just as sick as we are. Yes, that's like we have
a Ron Sharma tomorrow nights at theAddison Improms. Yeah, and thanks for

(01:08:41):
the burger tip today. Absolutely mighthave to go try one. Oh you
have to, I'm gonna. I'llbe there today. So Brandy, why
don't you bring an air check ofthis section of the show where we talked
about it. We can't do that, I know, right. It's good
to see him. Brother Dallas forWorst Classic Rock lone Star two five.

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Now, you and I both knowthat for some time, listening to Pink
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Another Brick in the Wall Apart onewas reconstructed by neuroscientists using artificial intelligence to

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interpret the brain's electrical signals to arecognized version of the song. And now,
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A hundred fans will have the opportunityto have their brain waves monitored at
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right here. You know this onefrom Dark Side of the Moon. It's
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Well, we have this visual directlyrepresents how people affected while listening to

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whatever it day. Okay, whowant our tickets to go see Extreme
and Living Colors Bow Look like it'sJimmy Johnson NASCAR Drive. No no,
no Johnson, No no, no, Actually is James Johnson, Anna of
Annabelle. Annabelle annabel Takes love ita little town. Wait it go,

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James? All right? Tomorrow Askthe Stuff day. Yeah, man,
you got a question? CALLI Askyour Stuff hotline two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred. And we'llhave a special guest, the general manager
and Vice President of Texas Motor Speedway, Mark Favor, is gonna drop by.
We're gonna ask him a few questionsbecause it's racing Weekend's right, it's
a playoffs weekend, Saturday and Sunday. Saturday is the Exfinity Race. Sunday

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is the Cup Race where we willbe doing a live broadcast from. I
believe it's the Mark's Hard Lemonade Turnone Terrace. I like that place.
I love that place. Man.Last time we saw Mark Favor was at
the Foreigner Show and his whole family. We met the whole Favor family.
Maybe I'll wear my Foreigner T shirtfor him tomorrow. There you there?
You didn't you bite three of themthat day. I bought two Foreigner and

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a lover Boy, and Bo boughttwo, one for himself and one for
Deborah's press because I'm my way thinkingvalde thing that he's thinking about his woman
here. I love you so much. I got your T shirt from a
concert, from a concert like youdid. Like that's never happened exactly,

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Like if I didn't get a Tshirt out here, why didn't you get
true? That's just the way itgoals, just the way goals. They
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the lead out on Dallas fort WorstClassic Rock lone Star ninety two five,

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Dallas Foorst Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo five. I've mentioned this before,
but if you really want a goodlaugh, go to YouTube and type in
Elton John plays Benny and the Jetson soul track. Oh because the rhythm
is just and they're trying to danceto it, but they can't. They

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say, man, well, ifyou get some consistent over it's got a
little weird timing to it. Yeah, But Elton said one of the biggest
surprises he ever had was that Bennyand the Jets was like number one on
the soul charts, like in Philadelphia. Yeah, and he said it just
blew him away because he didn't thinkof it as a soul song. Well
it's not a soul song, butyou should see him soul brothers and souls

(01:13:30):
just trying to dance to it.They're looking at each other. What is
wrong with this man? I'm gonnathrow out my hip if I keep They
look like you trying to dance.Yeah. And you don't want to see
that, No, you do,but you ain't gonna see it. When
I was in junior high, mybrothers named our cat Benny after Benny and
the Jets. So every time Ihear the song, I think of sweet

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little Benny. May he rest inkid? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
My brothers used to always like blowmarijuana smoke and the pecats face. I'm
about to catch still smart tomorrow Askus Stuff day. You got a question
called the Ask the Stuff Hotline twoone four eight six six eighty six hundred
and Senior vice president and general managerof Texas Motor Speedway. Mark Favor is

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going to stop by talk about NASCAR'splayoff weekend. I like that guy.
Yes, buddy. Hey, wegot some time waisters up on the Bow
and Them page that you can checkout. Bow mentioned this earlier. Sammy
Hagar adding a craft beer to hisadult beverage's portfolio. He has launched Red
Rocker Brewing Company in Detroit and he'sgonna have the big unvailing October twenty three.
We have his social media post andthe whole story up on our page,

(01:14:35):
and he wants everybody to get drunken. Enjoins me and he wants to
go Checchin, Checchini Chechin. Incase you missed it last night, ESPN's
Monday Night Football features a brand newopening for the rest of the season.
It's a music video featuring Chris Stapleton'sSnoop Dogg and drummer Cindy Blackman Santana Carlo's

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wife covering Phil Collins in the airtonight. We've got that pretty good.
It really is. One of EricClapton's guests this Saturday and Sunday at his
Crossroads Guitar Festival in La He isCarlos Santana, and one of Santana's guests
was supposed to be journeys Neil Shawna former member of Santana Right, and

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apparently he played this weekend with Santanaat the House of Blues in Las Vegas
and then announced that he was notgoing to be going to Eric Clapton's Guitar
Festival because they wouldn't let his wifebe backstage. Yes, they have this
strict policy, well, only alimited number of people backstage, and since

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it's a charity event, they thought, okay, you know, no problems,
she can be in the audience withthe rest of the people. But
no, he threw a hissy andthere's all this drama. But then Santana's
people are saying, no, it'sactually us that told him he was disinvited
because there's a drama, drama thathe brings to the show all the time.
Did you know that Neil Shan wasseventeen years old when Eric Clapton asked

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him to join Derek and the Dominoesand he went and joined Saint Tana thinking
about seventeen man, Yeah, we'llread that story up on our page.
And KK Downing continuing to show theworld that he doesn't in fact need Judas
Priest to keep on rocking. Thatformer Priest guitarist is preparing to release his

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own band second album, k KPriests. The Center Rides Again, and
he's got this documentary out that youcan actually check out on our page.
Other time wasters. When you thinkyou're going to save money by calling friends
instead of a professional tow truck company, things can go from bad to worse.
Really, my favorite part of thisvideo is when the guy goes naw,

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ninety two five dot com flying again. I'm sure Ozzy's done that once or
twice. Oh yeah, you know, I ain't judging nobody, no anything
to be bragging about. You know, he's he's having a rough time AZZI

(01:17:04):
is. Yeah, he looks kindof shaky, not getting around very much.
You know they canceled that power Tripthing. Oh yeah, for good
reason. Yeah. First oh October, that's yeah, that's trying. First
part in October. Well, thanksfor joining in today. Special thanks to
Roy Scharmer for stopping buying. Yeahhe's at the addis an improp Tomori and

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speaking of tomorrow. We got anotherguest tomorrow that would be Mark Faber,
the general manager and senior vice presidentof Texas Motor Speedway because the Bow and
Them Show is going to be broadcastingout there on Sunday Sunday and in the
Turn one terrace, and we allgot to get together and root on Prosper's
own Chris Busher, that's right,Chris Buscher is in the playoffs. Kevin

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Harvick is not in the playoffs.I know, that's kind of weird.
And NASCAR's most popular driver, ChaseElliott. Yeah, not in the playoffs
is amazing, I know. Butthey'll be here. Let me tell you,
they'll be running strong, trying tobe a spoiler. I always feel
bad for people like Kevin Harvick astheir last year. You want to end
on a high note, and he'snot in the playoffs. Yeah, they

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had they had the cutoff race onSaturday night in Bristol and they cut them
off. They cut them off.They cut off four drivers and want to
call the cut off er. Yeah, and then this weekend Sunday kicks off
the Round of twelve, so we'llhave three more races of the Round of
twelve. That'll get knocked down toround of eight and then we'll have the
final championship I believe late October thisyear. That mean you have to stock

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up on a twelve pack for thisSunday. Well not at the broadcast,
but we have to pay. We'reprofessional. Yeah, keep telling yourself that
you stay on this show and that'llhave less meaning as it all goes on.
It's gonna be a great week inthere at Texas Motorspy. Well,
you know they've got Armadillo races goingon over there. They really got some

(01:18:51):
Lucci Libery wrestling going on over there. It's always a party, I think.
Do they like Peyton numbers on theirmechanical robot? You do them like
those little cars. You get them, put them on the back of game
and then let go of him andthey start running. There's great seats available
now at Texas Motor Speedway dot com. Plus it's also asked a stuff take

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so we'll make the best of that. And of course we'll be playing Choose
your News for those Peter Gabriel tickets. And there is a theme. Oh
good, there is the theme that'sAlmont takee. Do you have anything to
do with racing? No, howdoes that have any to do with football?
I'm not We got away football.We've already done football. Yes we
did. We've already done football.Okay, it might be about racing,

(01:19:39):
or it might be a Halloween thing. Oh, we're getting into the close,
getting closer. You already bought myHalloween outfit. What you gonna be
going as Supergirl? Because Jasper Superman? Super Girl matching up with your dog.
Of course you should name him becausethat was the name of the dog

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and Superman's dog and Superman they alsohad a horse and a cat. Yeah,
as the comics went around, saywhat, you're just gonna just take
over the whole animal kingdom? Absolutelyall right, So we'll see you on
the Aftershow and we'll see you tomorrowfor Escus stuff Day. All right,
don't you oversleep. You'll be disappointedif you did. Well, you understand

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there's going to be rain in thearea today. Yes, well, the
chance of some scattered showers and thunderstormsthrough tomorrow. They'll believe it. We
need to see on the aftershow andsee you tomorrow. I