The Bo and Them Full Show - Week 3 of Pro Picks and Carlos Mencia (Ep 1017)

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as a neuralink test participant starts today. Yes, Scott, I don't so
you're hot? Well, thank you? So you and I'm not afraid to
cry. These people won't stop talking. I am crazy. I have mental
problems. I have fucking though myselfaright now, you drank nothing but red

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bull. You guys need to keepit down. Well, don't forget to
get up your fly. If youdon't tip up your fly, I seek
I'll will get you working for theweekend. Naughty. He's a pride,
Hey, bitch Fried, I wasthinking one more party and then I'd move

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out. It's a party and Ibought the whole family there. Well,
that is something to celebrate. Canwe open up some sparkling apple cider?
We'll excuse me if I was toobusy on my knees in front of the
toilet. He's out of this breakingline. I have been saying, are
you out of your mind? Onyour mother smeils and you take a punch

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show? Oh yeah, you cantell bitch Friday, can you dig it?
Yeah? I've been waiting to doall week long, a full week.
Yes, yes, well, let'ssee what have we got on the
agenda for it's such a big showtoday, big show for a Friday,

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My goodness, my goodness. Ofcourse, we'll do week three of our
NFL pro Picks with Fox Furs,Mike Doocy. You guys, get your
yes, I saw that, Isaw that. Yank you very much.
We'll do our picks at seven ten. Uh, we'll find out what's happening
around here, and hey Anna,what's happening? And there's a bunch going
on this week, no day isthey always is? Uh? Then our

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old friend comedian Carlos Mencia is gonnastop by. Yeah, man, he's
at the Addison improv indeed tonight throughSunday, I believe it is. Yeah,
And we got a guy on namedPhilly Ocean right, which is a
play on Billy Ocean. He's amember of a yacht rock band. They're
called Yachtle Crew. Yatle Crew,love the name, and they're playing tonight

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in Deep Yes, right off thestudios at the factory. And in fact
I've got them tagged on the Facebooklive video here. So if you want
to get to know yachtley Crew beforewe talk to old phili Ocean, Yeah,
familiar with maybe you'll be able tofigure out what yacht rock actually is.
Oh yeah, it's very popular.Oh yeah it is. In fact,

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there's there's like a whole channel onSerious Excitent it's all yacht rock.
Pretty soon they're gonna change like Mixone O two nine to yall. I'm
not surprised again, Jays, makeup your mind. Yes, we're celebrating
today National ice cream Cone. Greatnus leave on this day in nineteen o

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four, when the ice cream conewas invented by Charles E. Minchis of
Saint Louis, Missouri, during theWorld's Fair in Saint Louis. Controversy over
the claim. A guy in NewYork named Italia Marcioni filed a patent for
the ice cream cone months before thefair, as he is selling lemon ice
and cones as early as eighteen ninetyand I figured, since we got these
last pair of Peter Gabriel tickets,you're going to have to identify an ice

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cream commercial. Very Oh yeah,here's the question. Waffle cone or sugar
cone? Either one? Either one. I like the sugar cone. It's
White Chocolate Day. Yeah. Whitechocolate was invented by the Nestle Company in

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Switzerland. The first white chocolate bardebuted in nineteen thirty. I love me
those zero bars with the white chocolateon. You don't like zero, That's
amazing, Randy, you like everything. It's also Dear Diary Day. Is
anybody still right in the rate today? Oh? Yes, lots of people

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do. I thought that kind ofcalled a blog. Now it's well,
you gotta change with the time andchange the name. It's Business Women's Day,
all right. This goes back tothe late nineteen forties. Men were
off fighting in World War Two.Women filled the whirl of voice, filled
the void in the workforce right toyboat to anyway. And when the men

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came back to, women said we'regonna keep working. Yeah, we like
making money. It's also National GirlsNight in Days Night in as opposed to
Girls' Night Out Day, which saysgo out you gal pals and party hardy
this time, invite them over toyour crib. Just hang out and cheer.
I love staying in. Yes,it's also National States and Capital's Day.
No, we don't want to playWife's the Capital of because I suck

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at it. Astronomy Day Okay,my dad was really into start gazing and
we looked through his telescope. Coolthe first time I saw Saturn's ring over.
It's also National Bakery Day. Goto a bakery and get yourself a
muffin. And it's Elephant Appreciation Day. And to celebrate Anna, I want

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you to grab your tongue and saythe words African. Don't know. Am
I gonna be censored? Never?Hey, I'm sure glad. There's not
a lot of food things to celebratetoday because of all that food we had.
Yes, Oh my god, I'mprobably not gonna eat all weekend.

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I didn't. I didn't eat itfor the rest of the day. Didn't.
Oh, I didn't either. Ihad that one meal and that's it.
All I had last night were somealmonds, so I was still stuffed
from the State Fair food brought over, but I can hardly wait a week
from today State Fair of Texas over. Oh yeah, and we're going to
following Monday. There's a lot totalk about and do here on the show,

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so I think it's about time thatwe do our morning. Yeah,
it's so good. So are weready to hit it and get it?
Yes? Well ready or not?Here it comes show time, that's right.

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And remember kids, money can't buyhappiness, but it makes misery a
whole lot easier. Yea. Hey, and you can see the Great a
CDC cover band back in Black.I believe it's tomorrow night at the Heritage
Park. They're in Weatherford for thefree Weatherford Concert Series, so go check
him out. All right, let'sget to it right now, Okay.

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In Sports of All Stars, nowwe knew usually start with the Rangers because
playoffs are coming down, but thisis serious. This is serious. Yeah
man. Cowboys All Pro cornerback TrayvonDigg suffered a torn acel during practice yesterday.
He done. The Cowboys released astatement saying a timetable for diggs return

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to play has not been established,but he is currently projected to miss the
remainder of the current season. Heartbreaking. Well, when you tear your acl,
you're done hurt. Oh oh mygosh. It's painful and not a
good time to lose him. It'ssuch a great game last week, and
I know he's he's pissed because hewas just hitting his stripe. He was

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just getting gold and the team islooking so good, right, Yes.
Diggs reportedly suffered the injury during oneon one portion of practice and left the
team's headquarters on crutches. He underwentan MRI and confirmed the cowboys initial fears
about the severity of the injury.And Randy and I were just talking,
it's probably the artificial turf. Don'tthey have artificial turf out there? J

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Yeah, I believe so. Imean it looked like they were playing outside.
But even the outside field I thinkis artificial turf, isn't it.
Yeah, But that way, ifyou move wrong or you get hit,
doesn't it doesn't give. That's whathappened to Nick Chubb when he got tackled
that injury. Still it haunts mebecause you saw the pictures. I was

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telling you guys, how I don'twant to see that stuff. Yeah,
Well, thanks for our buddy,Rick Hernandez backyard barbecue, and Rick sent
He sent me a picture of abunch of leg breaks, good bone sticking
out and stuff. Digson's be draftedin the second round of twenty twenty draft.
Is tied for the league lead ininterceptions with eighteen. The twenty five

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year old recorded his first pick ofthe season last week in the Cowboys thirty
to ten win over the New YorkJets. Digg signed a ninety seven million
dollars five year contract extension at thestart of training camp. Now, second
year defensive back Deron Bland will likelyreplace Diggs at outside cornerback, opposite twenty
nineteen Associated Press Defensive Player of theYear Stefan Gilmour. He better step it

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up, and he better step itup. And in case you missed it,
last night, the football world learnedthat the New York Giants have no
place in San Francisco. The fortynine Ers whooped the Giants thirty to twelve
last night. In doing so,the Niners became the first team to get
three wins this season. That'll changeSunday and continue to look like a serious

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Super Bowl contender. Well, that'slater on down the line, so you
just wait. Cowboys will be inSan France October eighth for a Sunday night
game on av NB. And what'sthat McCaffrey's got like a touchdown in every
one of the last thirteen pretty much, pretty much yeah. And for the
seventh season in a row, theUniversity of Alabama has the most players in
the NFL. Alabama had fifty sevenplayers on NFL rosters when the season started,

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followed by Ohio State at forty sevenand Georgia at forty six, LSU
with forty three, in Michigan withthirty eight rounded out the top five.
Boy, clearly those powerhouse programs aredoing something right to prepare them college kids
to score big in the pros.Heydon Sanders is the hottest name in college
sports right now, and he maybe the hottest name in the entire country.

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Last Saturday Nights Colorado Colorado State gamewas the most streamed college football game
ever, with Colorado being the biggeststory in sports. Blenders Eyewear announced a
collaboration with Dion Sanders to sell Primeinspired sunglasses, much like the shades that
the coach wears on the sidelines.Sunglasses don't come out until October twelve,

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but a lot of people already tryingto get in on the action. Blenders
had already brought four point eight milliondollars in prime sunglass sales, selling over
seventy two thousand pairs. In thefirst day of sales, Blenders reportedly received
one point two million dollars in orders. The announcement was made the day before
the Rocky Mountain showdown, with ColoradoState and Sanders hooked up as players with

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those shade. Now, where arethey playing this weekend? I guess you
just have to wait to find out. Okay, well, well, well,
speaking of college football, there's fourgames tonight, Wisconsin at Purdue,
North Carolina's in Virginia, Boise Stateat San Diego State, and the Air
Force is in San Jose State.Check local listings. Then on Saturday tomorrow.

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Still haven't gotten an explanation why theIron Skillet rivalry is going away.
It makes no sense, however,you would think that they'd be able to
make lots of money off of thisexactly, and it stings me almost as
much as when they took away theTexas A and m Versus Texas Long.
What is their response? It's nofar. Nobody said anything. Wow has

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that same sting though I won't thereback. But it's SMU at Amon G.
Carter Stadium to take on TCU forthe next to the last, next
to the last iron skillet. Ijust don't get it. I just don't
get it. Come on, guys. Anyway, there's more games to be
played. Tomorrow. My Aggies hostAuburn at Kyle Field. That could be

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a problem. Alabama at Old Missis always good when gold Rebels. Speaking
of teams I hate, who hasfor some reason jumped to number three is
in Waco to play Baylor because we'redoing well. Yeah, but all the
way up from what was at fourteento number three, we paid for that
and you just got to bean Alabama. That's a lot. Uh. Anyway,

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Primetime, Neon Dion's Colorado Buffs areunderdogs against Oregon. Oregon, that's
right, ut sent and only there'sprobably in for a long day against Tennessee.
Arkansas is in Baton Rouge to playLSU. I'll probably watch the game
with Mold Buddy Arkansas Dave O DaveSimers. He's always wearing some kind of

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Arkansas gear. Sam Houston plays Houston, which kind of sounds funny. Texas
Tech may have problems with West Virginia. Same thing with Deucey's Iowa Hawkeyes against
number seven Penn State. Now wecan get to the Ranges over here.
Well, they had the day offyesterday. They're home this weekend to host
the Seattle Mariners, who were tiedwith for second place in the AL at

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a game and a half behind theAstros, which means this weekend could shuffle
the top three spots to affect thepostseason. It also means that it's a
must sweep weekend and if the Rangerscan do what they did Wednesday night against
the Red Sox is to have afully healthy lineup of nine starters to get
at least one hit and one runconsistently all three of these games with the

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manners, that would be great,wouldn't it. The Astros are hosting the
Royals this weekend, and we kickit off with the Mariners tonight at seven
oh five with the Tenant six DaneDunning on the Mound. Tickets now and
Rangers dot Com for twenty twenty threeRangers Baseball Cards Night now going into this
weekend. If the season ended today, of course, the Orioles and Astros

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would have Buys. The AL Wildcardseries game would start on October three in
a best of three format Rangers atTwins, Blue Jays at Rays. So
after this weekend, that could shakeit up to where the hopefully we do
well, Hopefully we do wellfully wego all the way this US and the
Royals. We need us and theRoyals to do well this weekend absolutely.

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Sato Sobali of the Dallas Wings wasnamed the w NBA's Most Improved Player yesterday
after averaging career best with eighteen pointsix points a game, eighty one rebounds,
and four point four assists per game. The fourth year pro set a
franchise record was seven consecutive double doublesearly in the season. She finish with

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fourteen double doubles, fifth in theleague and her first career triple double.
Sabali and the Wings reached the playoffsfor the third consecutive year, and they
won a postseason series for the firsttime since moving to the Dallas area from
Tulsa for the twenty sixteen season.Now, the Wings continue their playoff run
as they begin a series against theLas Vegas Aces on Sunday. Tip Off
for that game is at four onSunday and speaking basketball, Kayen Anthony,

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son of NBA legend Commelo Anthony isonly a junior in high school, but
he's already signed a name, imageand likeness deal for underwear. Really,
he's now a model for PSD Underwear, joining the likes of current NBA stars
Jimmy Butler and Trey Young plus lebronJames Son Bronnie James as also So they
could do this in high school now, I guess so. Anthony is the

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forty first ranked player in the classof twenty twenty five according to ESPN,
and has been recruited recruited to playbasketball for his father's school Syracuse plus Michigan,
Tennessee, Indiana, Illinois, andFlorida State. Yes, he is
exactly what he is and what isPSTN for Pretty Stinky Underwear Burtis Stinky Burtis

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PSD, So it's Purtis Stinky Drawers. WWE's popular show Froudy Dogs. SmackDown.
We'll be moving from Fox to theUSA network next year under new five
year domestic media rights partnership with NBCUniversal. SmackDown is a weekly two hour
live program comes on at seven o'clockon Fox four and has experienced strong ratings

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of late with regular appearances by JohnCena and an unadvertised appearance by Dwayne the
Rock Johnson. Now SmackDown will beginairing on USA Network in October of twenty
twenty four. Financial terms of thedeal have not been disclosed, but I'm
sure there's lots of money. Andcongratulations go out to Paul Hobbs. He's

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the winner of the twenty twenty threeFlorida Python Challenge. What's that? It's
a ten day competition and this guymanaged to successfully remove twenty giant Burmese pythons
from Everglades swampland that's more than anyother participant. They'll give the man.

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They actually have a competition. Yeah, Hobbs earned himself the grand prize of
ten thousand dollars. The largest serpentcaptured was ten feet nine inches long.
Wow, that's a big ass snake. That's a horrible job. I don't
want, don't forget. All thestars in NASCAR are in town this weekend,
Texas Motor Speedway's Playoffs weekend, andwe'll be out there broadcasting on Sunday.

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Believe that, how can I missyou? If you're Walt Dallas Forrest
Classic Ground lone Star ninety two five, Week three of our NFL Propix is
coming up with the Deuce FOXFS MikeDoocey. Now it's the freaking full file.

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An amateur poker player in California ispretty much a low life because he's
admitted to lying about having colon cancerin order to collect thousands of dollars in
donations man so that he could playin a World Series of Poker tournament in
Los Vegas. Rob Mercer told theLas Vegas Review Journal he made up a

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stage four colon cancer diagnosis for hisgofund me page back in June because he
needed to meet the ten thousand dollarsbuy in for the No Limit hold'em
World Championship. He ended up collectingmore than thirty thousand dollars and a free
hotel stay at the Bellaggio in Vegas. But then all of a sudden,

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he was stricken with guilt and decidedto come clean. He said, I
did lie about having colon cancer.I don't have it. I used that
to cover my situation. What Idid was wrong. I shouldn't have told
people I had colon cancer. Wellthat's all well and good, But just
because he admitted the lying doesn't meanhe wants to give the money back right.

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In fact, he still intends tokeep the money because he believes he
might have undiagnosed cancer. Oh,of course might. However, go fund
me has informed them that he isin violation of its terms of service,
and everyone who donate has received anemail telling them they're going to be refunded.

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Whether this guy likes it or not. Are they going to sue him
and put him in jay That's alwayswhat scares me about gofund me. And
speaking of faking, North Carolina's on, Melvin md is back in police custody
after allegedly and unsuccessfully trying to fakehis own death. On August seven,
police received a call from Mdy's sonsaying his dad had fallen overboard in the

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kayak my Drawl. That was thesame day that m d was due in
court to answer for statutory rape charges. Cops suspected it was a hoax,
but went along with the story whilethey searched for the evidence of drowning and
posted updates on the rescue and franticsearch for his body. Why did Bolice
think it was all a made upstory because m D was still wearing his

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ankle monitor from his previous arrest onthe day of his drowning, and it
showed he was at Walmart buying twoprepaid full He was taken into custody after
a traffic stop and a crash whilehe was driving his motorcycle in Georgia.
You can't laugh, Come on now, Okay, this is a sad and
scary story. A woman has fileda negligence lawsuit against Google. She says

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her husband died last year when hedrove off of a collapsed bridge while following
directions from Google Mass. The fatherof two drowned on September twenty two.
The Snow Creek bridge he drove acrossin Hickory, North Carolina collapsed in twenty
thirteen. Did you say Hickory,North Carolina. That's where a boy,
John Reef is from. The lawsuitstates that Philip Packson was unfamiliar with the

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area he was driving in while leavinghis daughter's birthday party that night. When
Google Maps directed him towards the bridge. He didn't see any artificial lighting around
and had no idea that the bridgehad collapsed. Now remember this happened in
twenty twenty two. The bridge collapsedin twenty thirteen. He drove off the
edge and crashed twenty feet below.The widow who is filing says she has

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proof that people in the area hadpreviously sent suggestions to Google to notify them
about the bridge's collapsed years ago.An attorney said that residents in Hickory,
North Carolina, have asked for theroad to be fixed or properly barricaded to
avoid exactly this type of situation.Family is seeking compensatory and punitive damages from

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a jury trial, and I thinkshe is gonna win that. One of
those people that were concern with it, John Raf, the City council of
the Dutch city of Dorn, wasnone to him used at a recent solar
panel stunt. As it appears,the council has launched an investigation into three
houses that installed the solar panels andplaced them in a formation that spells out

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lul, which is Dutch for aslang term that's equivalent to penis. Nobody
who lived those houses had any ideathat the penis pun was on their roofs
that was cracking up pilots and passengersand Airplanes flying over the panels have caused
quite a stir on social media andhave resulted in low flying helicopters buying to

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take a closer look. In fact, some people are paying for helicopter rides
just so they can fly over thosehouses and take a picture of what's on
the roof. The council is nowlooking to see what, if anything,
they can do about it, althoughone city council member said we should just
leave the homeowners alone. This ishysterical. I'm with him. Well.

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A Danish artist who pocketed a largesum of money lent to him by a
museum too. They wanted him tomake some art because he's an artist.
He submitted empty frames as his artworkand has been ordered by court to repay
the money, but he says heain't paying. That's his art, that's

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it. Jen's Honing, a conceptualartist whose work focuses on power and inequality,
was commissioned in twenty twenty one bythe Knutzen Museum of Modern Art and
Alborg, Northern Denmark to recreate twoearlier works that use scores of banknotes to
represent average incomes. Okay, okay, well. The museum provided fifty thousand

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dollars. His two thousand seven workan average Danish annual income displayed crony notes
cronies or their their form of currencyfixed to a canvas in a frame,
and a second two eleven artwork aboutAustralian incomes using euro bills. Well,
the Zeum gave him fifty thousand dollarsfrom its venues to recreate artworks, as

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well as an artist fee of threethousand, seven hundred dollars, but when
staff unpacked the newly delivered art theyfound two empty frames with the title take
the money and run. That washis art is awesome the museum. They
put the artworks on display, butwhen Hanning decided that he's not going to

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return the money, they took legalaction on his ass. However, a
court in Copenhagen ordered the artist torepay the money that was loaned to him,
but said he should still be paidhis fee. Hanning told the Danish
radio at the time the work thatI have taken their money. It's not
theft, it's a breach of contract. And the breach of contract was the

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name of the art work I gave. So he's still let's see, he's
still gonna keep the fifty thousand dollars, but he has to pay back the
three thousand, seven hundred dollars.I think that's brilliant. It is.
And you guys, hey, yeah, I'm an artist. That's what I
was trying to convey. My interpretation, interpretation. You paid for it.

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Enjoy. All right, let's getready for our NFL Pro picks with the
Deuceman. He'll fill tonight. Getthe Lead Out with Lone Star. If
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two five. I always like thissong, great, kind of mysterious.
Did you know, David coverdale Yahis seventy two years old today? Have
a birthday there, Dave. AlRight, it is seven h eight on
the Bow and Them Show, Andlet's talk a little football. Where do
you flee with the best in thegame, Fox fours, Mike Doozy,

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what's up, Deuce? So we'reglad that I'm glad to have you back.
I think I guess some people justtake vacation during football season. Well,
you know whatever, we haven't hada day week off. It's last
December. Yeah, that's fine ifit's convenient for you to do. Apparently

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it wasn't convenient for you. Sothat's we're good. We're good. Let
me ask this question. Could anythingworse have happened to the Cowboys and Trayvon
Digg mean out for the season.It's it's big. I'm not going to
downplay it. I mean, otherthan Micah Parsons, you can't name a
defensive player that's more important than Trayvon. He's a playmaker, you know,

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he's just a ball hawk, andhe's gotten better and better and better.
He's a more complete player than he'sthan he's ever been. So that's the
shame of this deal, and thatit happens, to quote Alan Iverson,
at practice, not even a game, but practice. That's that's the rough
part as well. It sounds likeit was just kind of a freak deal
where he turned the wrong way andthe knee went on him. But you

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know, they've got some they dohave some depth defensively, so I think
it's something they feel they can overcome, but it won't be easy they do.
So, speaking of that practice,do they practice on artificial turf?
They have two practice fields, twooutdoor fields. One is grass and one
is artificial turf. The injury occurredafter the media sessions, so the press

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wasn't out there. It's my understandingit was on natural grass, practice on
the outdoor artificial turf. To behonest, once in a while they'll practice
inside the Ford Center, which obviouslyis is the artificial stuff. But I
think they were on the real grasswhen this happened. Well, that's gonna
say. There's that theory gone veryvery sad. Yeah, but hey,

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Mike McCarthy doing great at calling allthe plays. Yeah, I thought that
offense looked good last year. Andit's just you see what the West Coast
or is. McCarthy likes to callit texts. This Coast offense is all
about some shorter throws theoretically some saferthrows for Dak, I mean, he
looks comfortable. I think it inthis some people think it's insulting to say

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this. I don't think it is. It's just I think it simplifies some
things it clarifies some things. AndI absolutely understand why McCarthy would want to
do this. As we've discussed before, it's it's his rear end. I'm
the line this year and he wantsto run the offense the way he wants
to run it. So far,so good. Did you think anybody's told
him that he needs to cover hismouth when he's calling the player? Yeah,

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because deliveries about that. He said, that's up that he does.
He does have to work on.Although I got to think these these opposing
coaches and scouts and stuff are goingto are going to figure out a way
to get the information if they reallywant, these coaches feel better to cover
their mouths. Cover their mouths.So can your Hawkeyes get past Penn State

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tomorrow? I saw that all duelooking at that line. There are fourteen
fourteen half point underdog at Happy Valley. That's rough, But we've had a
lot of I'm just saying we've hada lot of success against Penn States of
the year. I'm just saying wedon't play Ohio State or Michigan this year
when this one look out. Yeah, I'm gonna get my hopes up about

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one team, right, I'll berooting for the Hawks the whole time.
I promise you, thank you,all right, So let's get to the
picks here. What do you say, Deuce, you demand? So you
start Fox four and the Cowboys.Part of the reason I didn't pack last
week because I had such a horribleweek in the opening week, So rebound
a little bit this weekend. Iam going with a couple of favorites.

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Kansas City at home against Chicago,where Chicago is a mess right now.
And give me Jacksonville at home againstthe Houston team that's still trying to find
its way obviously the upset, andI was surprised Cleveland was favored three and
a half four points at home.I know it's a home game for the
Browns, but they're coming off thatterrible Nick Chubb injury. Give me tennis

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See to win at Cleveland. Andas for the and I've got Baltimore at
home as well. I can't rememberif I mentioned that or not. Baltimore,
Jacksonville, Kansas City, and thenTennessee is the underdog for the Cowboy
game. That's a big spread too. I think twelve twelve and a halfs
for Dallas on a road. Afavorite that's that's a big spread, and

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I think the Cowboys win the game. I think it's going to be a
little closer than most people feel.Give me Dallas twenty four and Arizona seventeen
spread. All right, Anna Belle, Okay for my underdog, I'm picking
Washington the Commanders to beat Buffalo becausethey're at home and they did great last

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week. I love that come frombehind victory. Uh. And then I
am picking Miami over Denver. Alsopicking Kansas City over the Horrible Bears was
their heart. And finally the Cowboysover Arizona. I'm going all the way
with my boys. Didn't you sayyou were picking You said Detroit, right,

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yes, yes, Detroit, Okay. I'm just trying to get it
all and worked out. Well.I'm gonna play the numbers this this week.
You guys, Bow had a perfectweek on Week one. Yes did
you notice that Bow? Yes?I did. Okay, you're okay,
You're in the league. So I'mgonna go strictly by the numbers. Give
me, uh, Jacksonville to beatHouston there at home. Give me Kansas

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City that twelve and a half pointspread. Uh, give me New Orleans
to do it at green Bay withjust that two point spread, LA Chargers
going all the way over to Minnesota. I know that's a doocy, that's
that's a thing not to do.But I'm gonna go ahead and pick the
Chargers over Minnesota with that point halfand give me Dallas on the road in

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a big one. All right,go bow, here you go. Let's
see if I didn't remain perfect,was your doubt? I'm taking Baltimore at
home to beat the Colts. Coltshave their problems. Buffalo's to take care
of Washington, Sara and a Bell. That's what's going happen Kansas City,
of course at Chicago. My underdogis the Chargers at Minnesota. And give

(33:08):
it a cowboy big Arizona Cardinals deuce. So what else is going on on
Fox four this weekend? It's anincredible sports weekend on our on our little
television station. Three college games atleast three, maybe more. Saturday,
I think we've got the Oklahoma gameat eleven am to get today started,

(33:29):
and then a NFL doubleheader on Sunday. We've got the Packers game early and
I'm gonna try to remember who GreenBay plays right now. They played New
Orleans y Packers at noon and thenthe Cowboys game at three twenty five.
Barrel Johnston is in the boots forthat one Moose, so we look forward

(33:49):
to that, and then we'll wrapit all up Sunday night with Cowboys and
Rangers coverage. What a huge weekendfor the series with Seattle's got it All
on Sunday night at ten at threefor all the best in the game.
Fox First, Mike Doocey, havea good weekend. Deuce you. Jeremy
spoken. Class today had to goto the office for a whoopan They don't

(34:13):
give whoopens anymore. They don't.That's what's wrong with these kids today.
Damn it. You got your asswhooped. In high school, several times
I would have oh not high school, elementary entry, elementary. I got
to go see mister Langpack a fewtimes. Kild abuse. Oh yeah,
especially with the paddle with the holesand oh yeah, yeah here, oh
yeah, we had an egg teacherthat liked to swing his paddle high school.

(34:34):
They couldn't catch me yet. Inwood shop class, they would make
those paddles. Yeah, thanks alot. Oh the drillers not working today.
Now we're gonna find out what's happeningaround here, and Hey, Anna,
what's happening? But I tell youwhat he's happening. Starting tonight,
the iHeart Radio Music Festival, FooFighters, follow Up Boys, Cheryl Crowe,

(34:55):
Lenny Kravitz, Bunch of People.In fact, Lenny Kravitz and Cheryl
Crowe play tonight, while Saturday's lineupincludes the Foo Fighters, Fallout Boy,
thirty Seconds to Marrows. You canlisten to both nights of festival on the
iHeartRadio app or watch it all onHulu starting at nine o'clock. And something
else that is going on this weekend. The Eric Clapton's Crossroads Guitar Festival.

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The seventh annual Crossroads Guitar Festival,the first one in California, this Saturday
and Sunday at the Crypto dot ComArena in La joining Eric or Stephen still
Zz, Top Santana, Jimmy Vaughan, Roger mcgwinn, Los Lobos, Jerry
Clark, Junior, Jacob Dylan,Vince Gill, John Mayer, and Men

(35:37):
Men in many other Robbie Robertson wasscheduled, but remember he passed away.
Not our. All artists will performon both nights, but proceeds benefit Clapton's
rehab facility, Crossroads Center, whichhe founded in nineteen ninety eight on the
Caribbean island of Antigua. He saysthe time was right for another festival,
as the facility took a big hitduring the pandemic had to shut down for

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a while. Now. The firstCrossroads Festival took place in nineteen ninety nine
in New York at Medicine Square Garden. The second one wasn't until five years
later. I want to guess wherethat was, Cotton Bowl, Cotton Bowl
in two thousand and four. Yeah, And the last one was twenty nineteen
here in Dallas. That's wrong.The last one they did it kind of

(36:21):
at the American Airlines Center. Theydid do it at the American Army for
some reason. I couldn't go.I remember you and Jimmy were hosting that,
right, We hosted the little sidestage thing off to the side.
That was big fun man. Yeah, And I remember the one at the
Cotton Bowl. It rained while zzTop was playing, Oh yeah, and
they had to stop down. Andmy brother was in town and we were
riding motorcycles that night, so wegot rained on. But it was such

(36:44):
a great nine. Oh, it'sa great day. And we told you
about Jimmy. And I saw JeffBeck get out of a limos. Oh
Jeff Beck gonna play. He neverplayed, He was just there watching.
He just he was a fan.I think he was there to bring up
the rear. And then the raincame and then then all hell broke loose.
And I don't want you to gettoo worried. I just want you
to be aware that the World HealthOrganization is issuing warnings about super gonorrhea.

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It's not a gonaria that wears acape, it's a drug resistant gonorrhea.
And they say it's on the rise. Oh no, This form of the
clap can be easily spread through unprotectedsex or of any kind of hole,
and as well as by re usinga sex toy without cleaning it or putting
a condom on it. That's justdass. What about sitting on a toilet?

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No, that's an old wives tale. Warnings have been primarily focused on
the UK, Europe and Asia,but it's not even to think it won't
be popping up here as well.So wrap that rascal, and in order
to keep you reminded about this,Yes, I gotta play our little song
about super Gonnerie. I want tobe so ashamed. After Robbie one,

(38:07):
I'm gonna have Margarita, who's downback glim a favorite cantina on the corner.
There's a nice man because she likesme. I might even get them.
Come with me. Gotta stiff meand if you're good, to give
you a fifty one summer night,Damma, go for the Ta Mexican Village.
Met a girl ne Manita stupid alMe, I forgot Ramaina, do

(38:29):
more the Seistapinius out to the PacaLada, to the Pegasita. Now every
morning it's a hurt no one.I bea area down to the clinic for
the doctor Tulasia out can Maria findingthe going magazine as Anita Maria one summer

(38:52):
night, Tamma, go for theTa Mexican Village. Better girl and Manita
stupid? All me, Ramaina,Annabelle's dancing the mark Raino over here.
It hurts House Dallas four warst Classof Ron lone Star ninety two five Errol

(39:15):
Nith And you know, I'll tellyou what sweets is the fact that it's
Friday day before the weekend and asusual, there's a whole lot of things
going on this weekend. So atthis point we present, Hey, what

(39:36):
what's happened? I'm so glad youasked. It is Randy's favorite time of
year. It's race weekend. SE'shis Motor Speedway, NASCAR's best drivers on
the track Tomorrow and Sunday. Now, Tomorrow it's the Andy's Frozen Custer three
hundred, Sunday the Auto Trader EchoPark Automotive four hundred. We're gonna be
out there starting at ten Sunday morning, broadcasting live all right. It will

(39:59):
be the Texas Rangers face off withthe Seattle Mariners in a three game series
this weekend a Globe Life Field.First game is tonight, with that first
pitch at seven oh five Tomorrow atGlobelife Field, the Rangers are hosting a
party to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month Budoff. Yes now, the party gets underway
at five ahead of the Rangers gametomorrow. In Fort Worth, it's TCU

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versus the SMU Mustangs, the lastiron skillet before Mustangs moved to acc I
love the headline in the Fort WorthStar Telegram boa it says SMU only exists
to beat TCU. That's why youshouldn't take this damn game away. We'll
see how it goes. Tomorrow kickoffis at eleven am. Then on Sunday,
you know there's gonna be plenty ofwatch parties across the Metroplex for the

(40:45):
Cowboys Cardinals game. Kickoff for thatgame is at three twenty five and coming
up a comedy wise this weekend.Bert Kreisher The Machine is at the American
Airline Center tomorrow night. Carlos Menciasis at the Addison Improv this weekend,
which shows tonight tomorrow and on Sunday. Music to check out this weekend Tonight

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at the Studio at the Factory andDeep Album It's Yacht League Crew playing your
favorite yacht rock. This is fromthe Doobie Brothers to Toto to Christopher Cross.
Tomorrow Back in Black. The acDC Concert Experience is at Heritage Park
and Weatherford. Meanwhile, traffic aroundFair Park is going to be crazy.
Tomorrow, Country music superstar Jelly Rollbrings his Back Road Baptism Tour to Dos

(41:30):
Ecki's Pavilion and then on Sunday atthe Majestic Theater in Dallas hearts Ann Wilson
along with her band Trip Sitter showstarts at seven also Sunday night. The
alternative indie rock group out of Memphis, the band Camino, is at Texas
Trust See Youth Theater and Grand Prairiealong with Bad Sons and Charlotte Sands.

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Now. One of my favorite eventshappening in Plano this weekend at oak Point
Park. It's the Plano Balloon Festival. I never remember when the Plano Balloon
Festival is until I'm driving flu Planossay oh there's Yeah. It kicked off
yesterday and it's going to run throughSunday with music, food, and of
course hot air balloons. More Octoberfestcelebrations this weekend. Fort Worst Official Octoberfest

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is today and tomorrow at Trinity Park. Trinity Grows in Dallas. They have
their own Octoberfest celebration this weekend.And in McKinney you can enjoy plenty of
beer, German food, and PokeThem music at McKinney's Octoberfest today through Sunday.
And that's at Mitchell Park in McKinney. The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown at
the Dallas Arboretum. Over one hundredthousand pumpkins. To check out how Farms
in Arlington has their own Pumpkin Nights. That's going on through October thirtieth.

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Grapevine Tomorrow, Wine and Dine andGrapevine at the New Moon Valley Nurseries off
William D. Tate from open toclothes, enjoy wine orders and you might
be living leaving with some goodies.Snake snakes and more snakes, rascual and
good standing. Daryld the Snake Guywith Snake Encounters is at the Broadway Tent
at Grandscape in the Corney. Justtwo more weekends to check out the world's

(43:00):
only comedy magic snake show and youcan find out more at snake Encounters dot
com and our own Randy James.You're gonna be out tomorrow from noon until
two at Right Now Power Sports andhearst you're gonna have tickets to Sting to
get Away right very nice. Bythe way, it's pronounced stang Stang okay.

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And if you want to win thoseStang tickets, go to Hurst tomorrow
to Right Now Power Sports. Andthat is just some of what is going
on this weekend. Thanga, Y'rewelcome Dallas Horse Classic Ront lone Star ninety
two five year old buddy Carlos fancyhe's gonna join us here in just a
little while. But first, there'sthis thing about these Peter Gabriel tickets.

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Okay, okay, So now sometimeson Friday we'll turn Randy loose and let
him do one of his Friday fusterclucks, right not to not today because
it's National ice Cream Cone Day,and I thought, let's do an old
ice cream commercial. You figure outthe brand of ice cream and you win.

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Did you, guys, when youguys were growing up, did you
have like a little drug store downthe street that had like five cent scoops?
Oh yeah, yeah, five centschools almost pharmacy in San Antonio?
Awesome, Well this has a littlethis commercial. This old commercial is from
an old TV show I remember watchingas a kid, seem By remember the
show Fury about the Black Horse.No, not even a little bit.

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Oh man, this was a bigdeal for kids, because well, this
is a couple of people from fromthat TV show. Okay, one of
them is Peter Graves. You'll recognizehis voice. Impossible, yes, Peter
Graves, And of course Airplane.So I'm going to play the commercial listen

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to Peter Graves and the other peopleand tell me the brand of ice cream.
Here you go, how bellefit ourright team tumble. Let's go on.
What's up, Joey? Step rightinto Joey's ice cream parlor when I'll

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be sure I love some good icecream. Joey, me too, would
be that good book ice cream comingright up. You know, Jim that
ice cream is the best tasty icecream ever. Here you are, peak
boy, oh boy, I'll havea chocolate float please, yes, sir,
A nice thick glass of made withreal Dutch cooper and a big scoop

(45:35):
um. That's chocolate almond ice cream, real chocolatey taste and choc full of
crispy, tasty toasted almonds. Asmom to get the big half gallon package
for you ice cream parlor. That'swhy you played it just for the sound
of it? Is it this one? Yeah? That's it. That's it.

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This one's kind of easy. Raysgot it too, Yeah, only
had to look up was the castof the Fury TeV find out who sponsored
it? All right? Two onefour or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine two five. You cantell me this brand of ice cream?
I will give you the tickets.This is our last pair of tickets to

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see Peter Gabriel. Is all right? And when does that show? October
nineteen October nineteenth. Peter Gabriel putson a good show. Like I mentioned,
Tony Levin's going to be his basicthat American Airlines. Yes, it
is Peter Gabriel. Big, allright, let's go to phone him.
Hello, bhowing them show? Canyou tell me what ice cream that was?

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Turn your radio down? Please?Can you tell me what the ice
cream is? Old arm, oldfarm. That is a good farm.
I thought about that. Yes,no, no, that's not it.
No bowing them show? Tell mewhat ice cream brand that is? It's

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Yes, which is represented by BurpsonFarts in that commercial. By the way,
I'm sure they're so proud, both, of course they are. Who
is this? This is Dianna?Hi, Dianna. All right, you
got our last pair of Peter Gabrieltickets. Hold on, we'll hook you
up and we'll tell you how toget your tickets. Okay, a perfect
Wait you go girl, don't goaway. Hi. Hi, Carlos Vinzi

(47:24):
is coming up. Hey, PeterGabriel is not the only one coming to
town and Wilson from Hart is atthe Majestic in Dallas on Sunday. Who
else headed our way? Well,you can get concert info on demand anytime
at lone Star ninety two five dotcom. While you're there, keep up
at the Bow and Them show andgrab the iHeart Radio app so you can
take us with you wherever you go. It's everything Classic Rocket lone Star ninety

(47:45):
two five dot com. Yes,you better run like Hill because he's here
to steal your Saturday. Carlos VigiamnCowboys. Yes see, you guys are
actually doing good this year. Bro. Yeah, but we just lost Treyvon
Diggs for the whole season towards anythingelse. No, that's worse when it

(48:10):
happens in practice. Oh my god. You know what's you know what sucks
that because you guys are It justcame out a couple of days ago.
You are the biggest sports franchise inthe world. But because you are,
you get more hate than anybody,of course, And there are so many
people right now exactly happy that aman is gonna not get to do what

(48:36):
he wants for a living. Likethey're they're the loose sight of that.
They're just like good. They deserveit, but not even thinking about Diggs
and his humanity and like what he'sgonna go through and the fact that he
can't play and could he come back? Is it every good? They don't
care about any of that. Hewas just getting warmed up. So I
know he's pissed off because he wasjust getting into all right, this is
gonna be one of my best seasons. Oops. Look let a dad,

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I know, and it's dude,I have been fighting this whole thing for
for like the past couple of yearsbecause we're in that world now of instead
of being like, my team's great, it's all everything is you suck?
That sucks, everybody sucks. Where'dyou get that information? That's wrong?
Everything, everything, everything that youhave to say is wrong. I'm tired
of it. I'm tired of theseneat shows. Like I'm seriously, I'm

(49:21):
tired that you go to an LGBTQshow and they do all the jokes that
you're not supposed to say with impunity. You go to a black show,
they do the N word like it'scandy. You go to a Latino show,
we do have to show in Spanish. You go to an Asian show.
Asians are so do the most racistthing Asian comedians that no other people
can do. When they do impressionsof other Asians, they squint their eyes

(49:42):
more serious, Are you serious?You know we've done that every child.
Damn Asian. Yes, embry Asianwhen they do impressions of other Asians.
But if I go up there andliterally do a joke about a lady that
I know that works at this specificplace, who took her at this people
are like, why do you haveto give her an accent? She gave

(50:05):
me the said how did you giveit to work? But but you know
what's here, Here's here's what fissesme off. I do a joke about
going to a Chinese restaurant and Iliterally do the best impression of the lady
that works there, and people crawlup my ass. But I come here
every time for the past three years, and people ask you when she's gonna
do the creepy chicken jokes? Yes, Oh, so I can make for

(50:27):
the Maria's accent, and people stillask for the creepy can be chicken and
wake oh hysterical, oh god,oh, but Wang Chung does a joke
about Chung Lee and Oh my god, too far, Because basically, here's
what I'm hearing. I'm hearing thatif I'm gay, I can do gay

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jokes, but if I'm not gay, I can't, and I don't.
I don't. I don't believe that. First of all, if you're gay,
you don't have to be a Latinoto talk about my people and putting
eight in a car and then wedrive to door to Tacomas. You know
what I'm saying. That's fine,but I don't have to. I don't
have to go down on another dudeto do a gate jokes like is that
when America's come to I'm gonna literallyhave to take a picture of me holding

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another man and like about to go'sLike, I'm gonna tell some jokes about
people gets supposed to happen, LikeI can do it because I'm doing this.
Yeah, look look what I'm doinghere. I earned the right to
tell these jokes. Well, no, what, let's I'm gonna have to
divorce my wife or get a sidechicken. I'm gonna have to get three

(51:35):
side chicks so I can do jokes. I'm gonna have to get a black
side chicken, an Asian side chickenso that when people go, what are
you doing black jokes? I bangone of them on the side. You
know what I'm saying, thy givingme the right, Yes, so I
could be like back in the day, so I'm of my best hoes or
black. I'm just disgusted by allof this stupidity. Think about this.

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Comedians specifically want to make you laugh, and we wake up wanting to make
you laugh. We're insecure about makingyou laugh. We dream about telling jokes
to make you laugh. And thensome people take that and turn it into
a negative, like we're bad people. Like think about this. I've had

(52:27):
many many women go down on me, and none of them were none of
them like they were not all great, but none of them we're bad enough
that I was like, don't everdo that again. Like I never I
never went online and said I'm gonnacancel you, Jessica. How dare you?
How dare you ignore the weavels you? You know what I'm saying,

(52:49):
It's like, how do you turnthat bad? And that's the society that
we're getting to. And yet youknow, when you go to those shows
and those people, I think there'sa hypocrisy there and listen. Just because
you're Latino, it doesn't mean you'rea good person. Just because you're disabled
doesn't mean you're a good person.Just because you're LGBTQ doesn't mean you're a
good person. I do a jokeabout and this. I mean this.

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If you're a transgender and you knowthat you look a little confusing to the
eye, Ye, pick a namethat lets us know penis or vaginae.
Well here's the thing. I metone in your city, in this city
last time I was here. Theydidn't tell me if it was a boy
or girl. And I asked thename, right, because that's that's that's

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that's a normal person's way of saying, hey, I can't tell what you
are. Yeah, my name's Carlos. What's your name? Yeah, that's
the polite way of all right,is it Maria. Then she goes,
I'm Alex, not helping, nothelping, Alex has a penis, And
in my head I wanted to go, you're an ale you're an agle.
You know, we're trying to guess, and you still pick the name that

(53:59):
can be both. We're just tryingto tack dance around so we don't upset
you when we're just asking a questionwhen we're just being and I don't care
what you are, I don't carewhat you do. I don't you know,
because listen, it's true story.I'm not even gonna get into it,
but real story. In nineteen ninetysix, a guy named Ron Jeremy
introduced me to what we used tocall a transsexual post op hot unbelievably hot.

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Never told me she used to bea dude. If you want to
hear the story about me banging thatchick, dude, you gotta come to
my show. Where you go ifyou want to sit around and listen to
Let's star and see it sorts itall out for us, stick around or
to follow on the bone and themshould eat me. Dallas Motors Classic Rock

(54:51):
lone Star ninety two five. Didyou know Joan Jett is sixty five years
old? Look at her happy birthday? Jones Never we just had to the
forge birthday right, And I don'tgive a damn bubba sagging and I gotta
get betching o rejuvenation. Dang,what's that think over there? And that's

(55:12):
me? Is that ban gay?I smell? Yeah? See here you
can tell Carlos My seas here tryingto straighten out the world, and you're
doing a fine job at him,dude. We are straightening up the words
at the Addison Improv this weekend,starting tonight. Yeah, for the real
fans, come on Sunday or thelate shows. You know how that works.

(55:32):
Last night I was on stage forover two hours. Wow. And
I made him sing a song onstage because he plays in ukulele and I
saw him the other day. Andyou can't do that around me, no
way. You're talking about Jimmy andJay Kiss. So Jimmy, Jimmy,
Jimmy, this is a weird thing. So Jimmy over there. Earl started
doing stand up and opened for mea couple of times. And back in
the day when he was opening forme, he goes, man, what

(55:53):
do I do it by my son? My son is going to college,
but he wants to do stand upand I think and he was doing the
that thing. Yeah, you know, he doesn't have anything to fall back
on. I mean, if hedoesn't get his degree, what's gonna happen.
I wanted him to be a dentist. He's a dentist. He's literally
a dentist. Nothing. How Istarted to god, I know he's literally

(56:15):
and he wanted his son to bea dentist. You nailed it on the
head, dude, Oh my god, Yeah, I know. I know
it's not hard. He's Filipino,so you knew it was in the medical
industry. But but and and areyou really a dentist? How did you
call that? But I don't know. It just came to and. So
his birth name is Jimmy or JamesEarl jen Obaga. But when he started

(56:39):
doing stand up, he didn't wantto be considered ethnic, so he doesn't
use jen Obaga. What he JimmyEarle Jimmy Earle, Yeah, and sound
like a texture bore. But whenhe when he when his son started doing
stand up, he came out onthe road. The first time they worked
together. I was there. Heintroduced his son with much pride when he

(57:00):
said jen Obaga that I literally ranon stage and called bs to his face,
because you know what I mean,he's like Jimmy Rol, Jimmy Roll.
I was Jimmy Arland. Then hegoes, oh, is it okay
if I bring up my son,and they're like yeah, and he goes,
he's debuting here, and he goesKalen jen Obaga and I was like,
no, no, no, wellthat's but see Jimmy Earle sounds like

(57:22):
a good Texas bore. M.Jimmie Earls from Aveline, Texas sounds like
a blues guitar. Say, oh, are you really from Avelene? Jimmy
from you feel like that's a namefrom Waco, right, Jimmy Texas.
Yeah, he's a Canadian. SouthTexas would be kind of now I'm really

(57:45):
yeah, he's a he's a Canadian. His parents are from the Philippines and
he's Canadian. I tried to bringexotic creatures and that's what you do,
like crocodile dundee. Yeah, myshow is like a saltwater fish tanks,

(58:05):
funny and diverse. I can bethe little diver at the bottom that goes
blows the bubbles. Bro. Thelast time we did a show together,
it was so amazing because I wasgonna I've tried to bring him up,
like, hey, go find Jimmy, Go find Jimmy, Go find Jimmy,
and uh, he was missing andthen we find we go, dude,

(58:27):
where have you been? We've beenlooking for you? And uh,
he right before we were about togo on there in Addison, not Addison,
where was it? I'll pass up. He crapped his pants, literally
cracked my patients back in California.This is very an untrue story. No,

(58:50):
it's true. Literally happened. Hedidn't do it on purpose. Okay,
I'm ready to go on. Youknow what's funny. We we didn't
believe him, so we we tookthe show to the bathroom to see if
they yeah, we see s tiehis crap. We literally we won't because

(59:10):
we were like, what is itreal? Is it real? Bro?
You? And then and he triedto hide it. So like you you
know what I mean. You lookin the bathing you take away and there
was his underwear. Wrong, Lookat his face, Look at his face,
Dallas, we had some bad Wienerschnetz night before and it was a

(59:35):
shark for the record, Okay,so you didn't expect it. Surprise attack.
Well, you gotta be careful whatyou eat because sometimes you can get
real surprised, real fast. Andthat's and you know what's funny, That's
how I know God has a senseof humor. Sure that, Like he
could have made a different valve forthe front and for the bathing, you

(59:55):
know what I mean, he couldhave made two separate valves. You know
what I mean. It's it's God'scosmic joke that when you get older and
you sneeze hard enough, a littlefart comes out. It's just like,
really, those are the same valves, and I got three valves, three
valmes. That little fart is alittle more dangerous than just a little fart.
Well, that's that's my point.Yes, give me you know what
I mean. That See, that'sthe beauty. That's the beauty when people

(01:00:17):
ask me, like, you know, I've been with my wife for god
twenty twenty eight almost going on thirtyyears. Now, that's the for me.
That's one of the beauties of beingmarried that long. Yes, that
I can come home and just throwher underwear that sharted and go out.
I did it again, been again? That's it. Like no, it's
play. Yeah and yeah. Imean there's a little bit of a really

(01:00:39):
what are you twelve? You knowwhat I mean. But she's washing him,
well, she's complaining. No,Jimmy, you know he's never ever
going to let you forget that.Well, he is the king of milking
it. Yes, Kalin was inAlpasso with us and Carlos goes kalen,
how does this make you feel aboutyour dad? Here's Kaylin, Kaylyn,

(01:01:00):
go ahead. How does it makeyou feel about your father? Say?
I said, it brings me somuch joy whenever this happens. So you
can say Dad's not right all thetime. Can I lose a dental license
for the story? It didn't happenin the dental office while you were with

(01:01:21):
a patient. Yeah, you couldn'tlose your license if you sharted while you
were cleaning their teeth. You say, will do right, it's wrenched and
spit right. It's only if youtell them open your mouth. And that's
when. That's when you went toofar. That's there's when that's when somebody's

(01:01:43):
gonna come looking for your license.See, that's that's the thing. When
we have Carlos on, we neverknow which direction is gonna never We never
know. But but here's the thing. Here's the bounce. Because there's a
lot of people going, you know, yeah, Asians get good grades.
This is true. Asians in Americado have the highest GPA. They also
have a highest suicide rate. Rememberthat, okay, because here's the difference.

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Here's the difference. The difference is, and I'm bringing it home to
myself, and I'm talking about mybrother Joseph. Uh. If Kaitlyn were
to come home with a B whenhe was in high school, Jimmy would
have been like, how could youget a B? You know you can
get an A? You know you? This is you just being lazy?
How dare you? How dare youget a bet? Right? In my

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family, it was three d's oneSee he passed. He passed. Yeah,
he didn't get a failed. He'spassed and that's good enough. He
got three d's, which makes himhe passed. Gods, it's always great
to have you here, Jimmy.Don't pay any attention to him when he

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gets on you like that, butplease do it again this weekend. If
my brother is good to see you. Man loves your brother. Colins Benson
Jafar's classic rock Colone Star ninety twofive. Our boy Jesse James Dupree sixty

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one years old? Who Happy birthday, j Jacklair. Don't you know yeah?
Man? By the way, whoon our Extreme and Living Color tickets,
bow Anna, there will be noneother than Arlington's own Raoul Gonzalez right.
Okay. I don't know if y'allknow this, but there is such
a thing called yacht rock. Yes, this is an example, right,
burned or burn Oh god, Iplayed this so many times when it was

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new. There's a band called YachtleyCrew and somebody's on the front. They're
in town tonight, in town tonight. Hello, Bow and them, Joe,
good morning. This is Philly Oceanfrom Yachtley Crew, Philly Ocean himself.
Philly. How are you guys doing? Will as we say, any
day above ground is a good day. Amen to that Philly Ocean play on.

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You know who he's with, theband yachtley Crew. Please explain to
those that don't know what exactly yachtrock is, well listen. If you
haven't heard the term yacht rock,don't worry because you already know what yacht
rock is. It's all of yourfavorite soft rock hits from the late seventies
early eighties, like Kenny Logans,Michael McDonald, Holland Oates, Toto,

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the Doobie Brothers, Little River Band, you name it. You know these
songs. You know what it is. You just didn't know it was called
yacht rock. Soil do you doa version of Branda You're a fine girl.
You know it? You know wedo. Actually, our guitar player
Tommy Bowie sings that song and hedoes a killer job at it. God,
I just remember because that's that's oneof the songs I dreaded playing in

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my early radio career. Oh no, not that one again. Oh geez.
Well, guess what, buddy,It's come back, and it's come
back with a vengeance. And it'sthanks to that. Guardians of the Galaxy
probably sound hey, silly. Soyou guys have really embraced the whole yacht
rock genre and you guys dress uplike your seman. That didn't come out

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right. I wasn't going to bringthat up, But yes, we dress
up like yacht captain and you know, which is all part of the whole
fun of everything that we do.Uh. You know, what we have
been able to do in the lastsix years, because we got started in
twenty seventeen in southern California is reallybuild a movement, a you know,

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phenomenon, if you will. Anda part of that is that our fans
will not only love this music somuch, but they love participating in what
we do so much. So it'snot kissed us that gets dressed up.
It's our fan base too. Theycome out wearing captain's taft's sailor uniforms.
Sometimes I'll see like a Gilligan andSkipper in the audience, or a Captain

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and Tanil. It's so much fun. You know, there's people that are
going to sing along to the PenyaKlaas escape song all through it. Oh
my gosh, that's one of thebiggest crime pleasers, is that. And
Toto of course, Africa by Toto. The escape song is really funny because
a lot of people don't know guystend to get a bad rap for maybe

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straying. But let me tell youthat song is all about how his lady
was the one that put the adin the paper in the first place.
And I think some people may missthat turn in the third verse. Okay,
well here's my take on it.I know that after they met in
the restaurant. Oh it's you,Oh it's you. I think a big
fight started. What are your mainuse? Maybe you guys could do the

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follow up, Hey, Philly,tell us about the CS The day sees
as an seas. Yeah, thenew EP from you guys and an original
song that's right. Yeah, Sowe just put out Seeds the day our
first sixth song EP just came outabout a month ago. It's been getting
some really, really kind and awesomepraise. But we took five of our

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favorite yacht rock songs. We tookwhat we do on stage, the energy
and the enthusiasm, and we justfummled them into these songs you'll hear Ledo
Shuffle and Ride like the Wind andSteal Away. But in addition to some
of those classics, we also recordedour first original yacht rock song, which
is called Sex on the Beach.And having played this music for so many

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years now and having such a deeplove and appreciation, we wanted to take
our shot at really writing a songthat if you were sitting at home with
your record player playing in the backgroundand this song came on, you wouldn't
think twice about it, sitting inwith this incredible genre of music. So
we wrote about our two favorite things, drinking too much and falling in love,

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and that's what that song is allabout, and usually they go hand
in And how did you get MarioLopez to get it on the video with
y'all? Yeah, So, sosuch a funny story. So we in
twenty eighteen or twenty nineteen, Ican't remember. We were playing a year
long residency at this iconic music venuein Los Angeles called the Viper Room,

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that is, and Johnny Depp ownedthat club for a long time. So
we were playing there. We'd doonce a month, we'd have a yacht
rock night and we would play andour second, first and second month in
walks Mario Lopez with his entire entourageof people about twenty five and they're all
wearing captain's hats and they're all singingalong. And ever since then, we've

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been a huge, huge friend withwith Mario Lopez. He's hired us to
play at Christmas party, and he'shired us to do charity events for a
children's hospital that he worked with outthere, and he's just been so good
to us. So when we didthe music video for Sex on the Beach,
he said, you tell me whenand where and I'll be there.
School good man, how many alcoholicbeverages do you mention in that song Sex

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on the Beach? I mean itsounds like it's everything on the menu.
Yeah, I think there's probably atleast fifteen in there. Yeah, there's
at least fifteen, but you know, we couldn't cover all of them,
but we tried. We tried tomention the ones that we thought people would
really get a kick out of ifthey were in there. You know.
Well, if you're the least bitcurious of what yacht rock really is,

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you can come see Yachtley Crew tonightat the studio at the Factory in Deep
Bellum. Yeah. We're so excited. This is actually our first time coming
to Texas. We're doing all threemajor cities, Houston, Austin, and
Dallas. We're so excited to bethere and it's going to be an awesome
show. You can get your ticketsat yatley Crew dot com, our website
y aht l e y crew dotcom. There is Philly Ocean from I

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want to see this band, andI promise I won't sing along to the
escape Pina Colodis. I've got theCaptain's waiting for you bow. Yeah.
Well, thanks a lot there,Philly. You guys are the best.
We can't wait to see if Thanksfor having us on the show. And
we'll talk real too, all right, man, See yacht Rock yacht Rock
tonight. That's the studio at thefactory in Dtail tonight, Dodd, that's

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our show Dallas. Where is ClassicRock lone Star ninety two five? If
we have probably reached our limit ofsanity before the weekend, it's almost time
to go home. Bow. Yes, that's a great way to think of
it. That's a great way tothink of it. Oh and I forgot
you know, I mentioned it atthe first of the show. Yes,

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it's National Bakery Day. Yeah,and look at that. You mentioned that,
And look what happens. Corner Bakerybrings us a whole bunch of cookies.
Oh, I mean brought everybody abunch of cookies. And through the
month of September they have ninety ninecent cookies. They're celebrating in a big
way. Well, I'll write,We'll look at that. Thank you,
Corner Bakery right there. They're onthe corner, aren't they. That's why

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they're called the corner Bakery. Ifthey were in the cul de Sac,
they'd be the cul de Sac.There you go. Yeah, we're Strip
Mall Bakery or the curbside Bakery.Hey, we got some great time wasters
for people to check out today thisweekend. It's a weekend of music festivals.
You talked about it a little bitearlier thought. In Vegas, our
iHeartRadio Music Festival kicks off tonight atTimobile Arena and Vegas featuring the food Fighters

(01:11:17):
Lenny Kravitz. You can listen toboth nights on the iHeartRadio app or watch
it on Hulu starting at nine tonight. Meanwhile, in la Eric Clapton hosting
his seventh Crossroads Guitar Festival and joininghim or Stephen Stills, Zezi tomp Santana,
Jimmy Vaughan, Los Lobos, GaryClark Junior, John Mayer, and
so many more. Shows are goingto be available on all major cable and

(01:11:41):
satellite systems, including Spectrum Direct TVDish, so you can check it out
if you want to. Here's EricClapton talking about that doing another Crossroads Guitar
Festival. Cross Roads is an entityamselling it to soften quite badly. Would
no promotion or anything probably started toget them there, so I said,
well, I'll do another festival onethough it was kind of about time though

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so coincided with the twenty fifty yearof its inception. There was a little
bit of excitement about the idea Iwould imagine because I had to shut down,
right, they did during the pandemic. And that's what a lot of
people forget. They think, Oh, it's a guitar festival, it's all
about the music. No, it'sa benefit. Proceeds are going to benefit
Eric Clapton's rehabs. And there's oneguy that won't be there with Neil Sean

(01:12:26):
right, No, he won't bethere because he apparently didn't want his wife
to be He wanted her bed stagewith him because he needs his hand down.
He said, no, what doyou mean, Michelle can't come back?
Change with me? Why is withhim? And all the drama?
Drama, drama? Let it gookay. Roger Waters has released two more
songs off his reimagining on Pink Floyd'sThe Dark Side of the Moon. He

(01:12:49):
calls it the Dark Side of theMoon reducs. So the songs are speak
to Me and breathe and we've gotboth of the videos to these songs.
Can call them songs. It's morelike spoken words, isn't Why is she
reimagining it as a spoken word kindof? Because it and it's the fiftieth

(01:13:11):
anniversary of the album, so whynot the dark Side of the Moon.
Reducs will be released on October six, But if you want to see and
hear those songs speak to Me andbreathe, just go to our page.
The Machine. Bert Kreischer is atthe American Airline Center tomorrow night, but
you can check him out right nowon our page with another episode of his
podcast Something's Burning, where he visitswith Bush's Gavin Rossdale and Corey Taylor's Slip

(01:13:33):
Knot. It's a really cool interview. Also on our page. Nearly twenty
years after his last effort, IronMaiden singer Bruce Dickinson is going solo again.
He's got an album called The ManDrake Project that's going to be out
next year. We have all thedetails. And it seems like every week
there is another person going viral forhaving a melt down on a plane.

(01:13:53):
Oh, this woman has gone viral. Not just for her meltdown though,
but for the tagline I'm Instagram famous. Oh that's that hot woman we were
looking. Yeah, you should seethe reactions to her video. Check out
the video on the bow and thenpage at lone star nine two five dot
com. And so, my friendsand compadres, we come to another end

(01:14:16):
of a broadcast week It's Fride Day, Yes day, and a playoffs race
weekend at Texas Motor Speedway and watchingFox four right now. My buddy David
Hart over there at TMS. He'sone of the PR guys talking to Hannah
over there. And it's gonna bea great weekend, great competition starting tomorrow
with the Andy's Custer Frozen Custer threehundred the Exfinity Series, and then Sunday

(01:14:39):
the NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs Round oftwelve kicking off. And we gotta say
a good luck to our buddy prospersown Chris Busher. Yeah, he'll be
running this Sunday. We'll be outthere starting at ten broadcasting live first person
first listeners shows up, I'm buyinghim a beer, but you got it,

(01:15:00):
Hey, I'm here from a beer. Now she's gonna take a picture
of that first person. Ye.So don't fifty of you to start coming
up at work, bear, No, No, we'll be in the Turn
one terrace. So yeah, Ihope to see you there. Come home
by it's Randy and the goober Gobblersplaying it. We are not playing this
weekend, however, I'm gonna beat right now, Power Sports tomorrow from

(01:15:20):
noon to two pm. Over therein Hearst a great multi line dealership.
They always treat us good, andwe're gonna be giving away some stang.
Take it. Come on by noonto two tomorrow, Loop eight twenty in
Hearst right there, right now,Power Sports sunk. So our aftershow decompression

(01:15:40):
session is coming up. We don'tknow what we're gonna talk about. We
don't really care, and we're justglad it's Friday. Oh yeah, so
let's celebrate the weekend. So you'rehot, Thank you, and I'm not
afraid to cry. These people won'tstop talking. I have crazy, I
have met the problems they have fuckingthough myself, but I do you drag
nothing but red Bull. You guysneed to keep him down. Well,

(01:16:02):
don't forget to tip up your fly. If you don't zip up your fly,
I seek, I'll will get youworking for the weekend. Naughty,
everybody say it with me. Iwas thinking one more party and then I

(01:16:27):
move out. It's a party andI want the whole family there. Well,
that is something to celebrate. Canwe open up some sparkling apple cider?
Will excuse me if I was toobusy on my knees in front of
the toilet. He's out of thisbreaking line. Are you mean safe?
Are you out of your mind?One? Your mother snails. Your mother's

(01:16:50):
cring him said, can you takea punch. We'll see We'll see you
Monday. We'll see you out theracetrack Sunday. Damn fie.