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There's fresh as degrees. Eggs cometo your fresh every day. Serve them
anyway you please. Eggs are naturaland economical, soa keeping up on him
nice and meat. I have proteinand only eighty calories each. Eggs are
a natural wonder A meal stacks hppetizers. Whatever all you do is heat and
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eat eggs. Be incredible, adiableegg eggs. It doesn't matter how you
cook them. I'd be glad ifsome want to DEMI they remind me of
a chicken, and rather have achicken innag what. It doesn't matter how
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you cooked the men. I'd beglad of if some want too dem they
remind me of a chicken at arather have a chicken and egg. I
gotta mind to ramble. I gotan egg to scramble. I think that
those eggs as well. But keepthem honkys in they shell them eggs.
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Oh my heart's aching for the thingnext to bacon. Is that's all.
It is, just nothing of somebody. You're gonna beat your cooking up now,
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ogg It doesn't matter him even me. I'm a chicken and radahem a
chicken ban eggs. Okay, I'mwise to you guys and I know why
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you played that awful song that mademe gag just hearing it. Because it's
a brand new month and we startNational Egg Month, Thank you so much.
Are you're welcome Bo Roberts whole month? Yes it is. It is
a new month, and not onlyare we celebrated Egg Month, but wait,
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it's also Barbecue Month month, Chocolatecustard months, strawberry months, Salad
Month, and sal some month.You okay, It's also it's also Date
your Mate Month, Foster Care Month, Motorcycle Awareness Month, and a bunch
of other things this month. Butyes, it is National Egg Month too.
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But as far as today goes,far as today goes, it's couple
Appreciation couples around the world line abig naked pile. Because it's also Global
Love Day. Whoa it is MotherGoose Day, Mother Goose Day. Just
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don't goose you mother, National PurebreadDog Day. Let's face it, MutS
are so much more long. Waita minute, School Principles Day. I
don't know if any woman has everhad to go to the principal's office like
us guys did, because I knowI got sent and I know Ale got
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scent. But Annabelle, you areprobably too nice, and you're a girl,
you don't get sent to the Igot sent to the principal's office,
but it was under false pretenses.They thought I started a food fight in
the cafeteria the last week of schoolmy senior year. You were innocent,
but it wasn't me. It wassomebody else who was short in his fani
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bo. Have you ever gotten thebig wooden swatting paddle from the principal?
Yeah, listen, listen, listen. Principles aren't the bad ones. It's
the coaches with the holes in themwith them and they love to swing them
too. It is also Carnivorous PlantDay, which I really don't want to
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eat something that's trying to eat mebecause I keep thinking a little shop of
horrors. Yeah, it is phonein sick Day. Oh well, I
should have known that yester your daycould have phoned in sick today. But
then again, the show must goon, as we all know. Wait
a minute, you're gonna like thisone. It's National Chocolate parfe Day and
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National Salad Day, so if youeat a salad for your meal, you
won't feel guilty about eating that chocolate. I'm trying to make it to where
to work for you. It's Executivecoaching Day, thanks for all those windsprints
and bear crawls you made us doin junior high. And it's also lay
Day. That's l e I notlike the spring of flowers you get why
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yeah, yeah, not not layas inteping it. Well, you know
because May Day May first, SoMay Day is all about the spring and
summertime and the May poll people celebratethe warmer weather. But it's also International
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Workers' Day bo and that's what weare. We're workers. We're working.
Yeah, right, and we're global. You'll forget Cat seven fifty. Choose
your news. There is no themebow not this week. And we've got
those Santana tickets for seven fifty,that's right. We also got tickets to
the Byron Nelson this weekend at eightforty in the lone star ticket windows come.
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So it is ask Us Stuff Daytoday. I assume we have some
questions from the Asking Stuff hotline.Yes, and we do, yeah,
we do. There's one that's stillsitting up there in front of you,
Anna, there's one about Star Warsin there. And of course we got
May the four coming up to startthe weekend. Yes, and matha cat
emailed us a couple of weeks ago, so we're gonna get to his and
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I have some other email questions.Bo. Yeah, we got tons of
voicemails coming in, but appreciate it. Got it, you got it.
So let's get ready for sports ofall sorts. There's so much sports going
on to night. The MAVs,the Stars, and the Rangers are all
playing almost at once. So we'lltell you how you can watch all three
of them. So let's do ourmorning stretch like this. Letast slap my
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face. Awake. Okay, arewe ready then? Ready or not?
It comes? Hit it? DallasFort Worth Classic Block lone Star ninety two
to five. Take a photographer,as they say, take a picture,
last longer. Just yell at somebodyif they say it to coming up.
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We got the freaking fool file.But now guess what it's time for sports
of all sports? About it now? Is it going to be a busy
night you? Dallas? For wethsports fans have a trifecta of games on
the docket for tonight. There aretwo game five playoff matchups with the Stars
and Mavericks playing, and they arealso a Texas Rangers game within hours of
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each other. So with so manyoverlapping options that can seem impossible to watch
all of them. But it canbe done, even though it's going to
be a royal pain in the ass. The Stars and Golden Knights start early
at six point thirty on ESPN andBally Sports Southwest, so you can get
this game by turning to ESPN orBally Sports Southwest on cable service. You
will need to have Bally Sports towatch the Rangers versus the Washington Nationals,
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which starts tonight at seven oh five. Now this will overlap with the Stars
game, so again you got toput this on your smartphone, put the
Stars broadcast on the TV or viceversa. But then you'll need a second
screen, whether it be a laptopor a smartphone to have you both of
them at the same time. Alot of work. Now, the Mavericks
they tip off against the Los AngelesClippers at nine pm on TNT. You
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can also watch it on Channel twentyone. I told you to be a
royal pain. You can either gothrough all of this or find yourself a
nice sports bar that'll be showing allthree games and watch them all by swiveling
your head, aroun that seemed likethe greatest options. Yeah. Oh.
Speaking speaking of the Rangers, AnnaBell, how'd they do last night?
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Ohka, and I get it todap For our Texas Rangers. John Gray
retired twenty two of the last twentythree batters he faced while limiting the Washington
Nationals to three singles over eight innings, and the Texas Rangers beat the Nationals
seven to one last night to endthe Nationals four game winning streak. Josh
Smith and Leodi taveras homer for thedefending World Series champion Texas Rangers, who
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have won back to back games foronly the second time since April six.
By the way, Adalas Garcia stayedin the game after being hit on his
right hand by an almost ninety sevenmile per hour fastball from Mackenzie Gore when
checking his swing in the fifth Now, the slugger immediately grabbed at his right
wrist. He was in the oppositeon deck circle squadding in obvious pain.
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That's when an athletic trainer and managerBruce Bochie all got to him, as
they said, despite that hit adollars state in the game, I'm sure
he has a pretty nasty bruise thismorning though, and the Rangers at Nationals
will face off again tonight at GlobeliField that first pitch and Bo said seven
o five tonight. And of coursewe all love our sports teams to death,
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the ones that we root for,and we root from the heart,
and sometimes, especially when it comesto hockey fans, we can do some
stuff that makes us kind of lookbad as hockey fans. Jason Bowen forty
six years old. He's from SanAntonio, but him and his fiance are
big fans of the Las Vegas GoldenKnights, so they were in Dallas a
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week ago to see him take onthe Stars in game number two of the
playoffs, which Vegas won, andafterwards, him and his girl took off
down downtown Dallas Street to the barHero before walking to PNC Claza to catch
an uber round one fifteen in themorning. Bowen says that's when a group
of Stars fans started yelling Guldstar athim and his woman. So Bowen raised
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his hand and he replied, goNights, and then he got his ass
kills. Oh man. Yeah.They jumped him, they beat him up,
they got in his face and itwas ugly. Strangers rush to help.
Nine to one. One was calledBowen had to be taken to the
hospital. The attackers ran away andDPD is investigators. They should man,
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that's sad. Come on, whathappened in Texas hospitality? Come on now?
Yeah? Yeah, don't act thefood making us look bad over here.
Well, it is now official.Ezekiel Elliott is now back with the
Dallas Cowboys. The team posted aphoto of him signing the paperwork on his
new deal with the Cowboys yesterday.He's back for seconds hashtag feed zeke read
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the social media post. The officialurns for Elliott's deal still have not been
released. It's a one year dealand it's supposed to be for three million,
with two million guaranteed, the othermillion and incentive. Brener poilark you
used to. The move appeared tohave support of Michael Parsons, who posted
welcome back King. He joins aCowboys backfield with Royce Freeman, ric O'dowdell,
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Deuce, Vaughan Molik, Davis,Snoop Connor and Nathaniel Pete. Most
of those names probably don't ring anybells in your head, but that's who
else is in the backfield. Nowat this point it looks like Ezekiel Elliott
is the starter, but more movescould be coming. Jerry made a point
of calling Elliott a positive influence.We'll have to wait and see when the
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season gets going. And speaking offootball, NFL players will now be allowed
to wear the protective Guardian cap overtheir helmet during games this upcoming season if
they want to. Previously, Guardiancaps could only be used in practices.
Now, if you don't know whata guardian cap is, it's a padded
soft shell layer that attaches to theoutside of the hard shell football helmets and
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it looks kind of like a fluffymarsh mellow igloo, but in the team's
colors. Of course. These thingsare said to reduce the severity of impact
blows to the head by about tenpercent. That is a reversal in the
league's stance last year, when playerswere expressly prohibited from wearing the Guardian cap
during actual games because fans couldn't seethe NFL logos on the helmets. And
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you know how the NFL is about. Yeah, it's not yet known whether
any NFL players will take the leagueup on the offer to wear the modified
headgear during any preseason or regular seasongames. Last fall, the Park Cottage
Grove High School football team became thefirst in Minnesota and perhaps the first in
the country, to wear the Guardiancap during a real game. They look
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goofy, but they do protect you, so we'll see. Don't know if
anybody's going to make fun of themif they do, but it is what
it is. And you know what. The Olympics are coming up on a
sneaking up even as we speak.Yeah, I think Olympians should wear these
Guardian caps. Every time I seeone bow, I think it looks like
thing from the Fantastic Four. Yes. When it comes to Olympic athletes,
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Bo Dylan Beard is cold cut froma different cloth. Hear me out.
Beard is a hurdler who will competefor a spot on the United States Olympic
team heading to the twenty twenty fourSummer Olympics in Paris. He also happens
to work a full time job atthe deli counter at a Walmart, thus
the cold cut from a different cloth. Beard emerged as a surprise winner while
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competing in the sixty meter hurdles atthe mill Road Games in February. His
performance in the race, made himthe third fastest hurdler in the world and
landed him a spot at the USOlympic Track and Field Trials in Eugene,
Oregon, back in June. Nowhe's an unsponsored athlete hoping to pay his
way to Paris with his own abilityand his Walmart paycheck while training at North
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Carolina State University in Raleigh, NorthCarolina. Now, if Walmart was smart,
they would pay for his way toParis, and just having wear Walmart
Gearney compete they could afford it.Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
All right, Well, I gotmore fight stuff for you guys in case
you didn't get enough from me earlier. Jake Paul and Mike Tyson's feud it
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just went to a whole new level. They're both mouthing off towards each other
on social media and it sounds serious. It sounds like they're pissed off and
really energized to do this. Sothat's going to be a very serious fight.
Now, for those of you whodon't know, on July twentieth,
Mike Tyson is going to come outof retirement and fight a twenty seven year
old named Jake Paul. This isgoing to be at at and T Stadium
in Arlington, and we're two anda half months away from the event.
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This is not an exhibition fight.This is real deal meat and potatoes fighting
in the ring okay officially sanctioned theTexas Department of Licensing and Regulations SANKS in.
The fight is a heavyweight matchup tobe fought over eight two minute rounds
with fourteen ounce gloves. Now asopposed to an exhibition fight which Tyson had
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last in twenty twenty with Roe JonesJunior, this upcoming fight will count towards
both fighters professional boxing records. Now, Paul his opponent is twenty seven,
He's nine to one, he hasa half a dozen KOs. Tyson is
fifty seven fifty and six forty fourKOs now. Tyson's last professional fight was
almost twenty years ago. That wason the eleventh of June and five.
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He got his ass kicked by KevinMcBride after the sixth round. Now,
the tickets for the fight, whichI guarantee you are going to go real
fast, are going to go onsale at noon on May sixteenth. It's
going to be streamed live exclusively onNetflix as well. And you bitter gets
your tickets or I'll eat you.Tiel Sad, thank you for you,
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It's gonna get you. With theLakers being eliminated by the Nuggets on Monday
night, all eyes have turned towhat Lebron James is gonna do next.
When he was asked if he hadplayed his last game in the Lake uniform,
he said, I'm not going toanswer that and got up and left
the press conference. The Lakers definitelywanted back, and they could go so
far as to draft Lebron's son BROWNIto keep Lebron on the team. A
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father and son on the same teamscenario would be a great storyline anywhere.
So stay tuned for that. Getready because the Freaking full File is next
on the Poe of Them Show DallasForwarth's classic rock lone Star in ninety two
five is just a kiss away whateverit is coming up our first round of
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AFKA stuff. But now it's thattime six forty five, in time for
the freaking fool File. An Italianprofessor who has recently fired for around twenty
years of absence out of twenty fouryears of service at schools, has vowed
to contest her recent firing by theMinistry of Education. Fifty one year old
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Sinz Paulolina de Leo close Enough,a secondary school history teacher, became famous
in Italy for managing to skip workfor a total of twenty years out of
the last twenty four years of serviceat a number of schools around Venice.
She was sacked after an inspection foundher to be unprepared and inattentive in class,
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but she appealed the decision and ajudge reinstated or the following year.
She continued to provide all sorts ofexcuses to miss work until Italy Supreme Court
decided that her original termination had beenjustified, especially since she had been absent
from the classroom for most of heralmost two and a half decades as a
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school team. Wow contacted for comment, she vowed to prove her innocence,
but at another time because she said, quote right now, I'm at the
beach and I can't talk. Now, that doesn't really sound good. However,
she claimed to be in possession ofdocuments that confirmed she was not absent
for two decades, but when askedto produce him, she said, I
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can't find them. They must belost. Now that doesn't really look good
when you're trying to make your case. That's when she was told to pack
up and hit the bricks. AndI can't blame them for that. Do
your job, girl, Dan absolutelylisten to this story. Out of where
Else, Florida, A Florida manwas arrested last week after a road rage
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incident in which he attacked another driverwith saucy pasta. Yeah yeah, heard
right, saucy pasta. Cops inSt. Petersburg say forty six year old
Nolan Goins was upset about another driver'sglaring headlights, and he reacted by pulling
up next to him and throwing acontainer of pasta at him through the window.
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Victim was covered in red sauce andpasta and called police. Cops arrived
and caught up with Goins, whohad the same red sauce stains on his
right arm his throwing arm, andthey placed him under arrest. He was
charged with battery and booked into thecounty jail. He also has a long
rap sheet of offenses, including sellingdrugs and battery, but this is believed
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to be his first offense involving pastafThe report did not say whether Goins was
driving home after picking up some dinnerat an Italian restaurant or not, but
that was his weapon of choice,saucy pastap. Oddly enough, just a
few days earlier, a similar roadrage incident, also involving pastack, was
reported in Indiana. Seems like awaste of some good spaghetti and meat sauce
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to me, though, So goodbuddy. Well, while we're talking about
food, let's talk about the Landof Potatoes and Idaho man has been arrested
after allegedly kicking a Yellowstone bison inthe leg while drinking too much. Why
the hell of forty year old ClarenceYoder of Idaho falls. He ended up
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injuring himself in the incident, mostlikely by the pistof bison, although Yoder
would not mit one thing or theother about his injuries. Yoda was arrested
in charge with number one being underthe influence of alcohol to a degree that
may endanger oneself, Number two disorderlyconduct as to create or maintain a hazardous
condition, three approaching wildlife, andfour disturbing wildlife. That's the super dumb
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one. Park officials were not happywith Yoder. He sustained minor injuries from
the encounter. With the bison,and he was taken to a local medical
facility for treatment and transported to theGallatin County Detention Center. The driver of
the vehicle he was in identified histhirty seven year old McKenna Bass, was
also arrested in charge with driving underthe influence. Now both Yoder and Bass
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pleaded not guilty to these charges,which can result in fines of up to
five thousand dollars and up to sixmonths in the poking wow, yep,
see listen, the animals are onlycute in Disney movies. Yees, don't
go up and kick a bison andexpecuim to say, what'd you do that?
For? Now? You know howkids are? Kids always seem to
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be afraid. Here's a monster somewherein my bedroom. Well in Charlotte,
North Carolina, a little girl namedSailor Class was one such kid. After
complaining of monsters in the wall,her parents chalked up and as she got
an overactive imagination, but they decidedto make her feel belay. They got
a spray bottle of water and sprayedit on the wall and called it monster
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spray to keep the monsters away.Okay, Well, a few months went
by, however, and young sailorwas insistent that something was lurking in her
closet and up in her ceiling.Then they called a pest control company and
the parents noticed an odd number ofbees around the house. It turns out
that sixty thousand or so bees hadspent around eight months building a massive hive
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that went from the attic down thewalls of the girl's bedroom. After three
extractions, the pest exterminator was ableto remove the bees and a honeycomb that
reportedly weighed one hundred pounds. Wow, that's a lot of honey. And
you know, I know how toughit is out there. Some people just
can't get laid. Well, here'sa Nevada brothel is offering a fifty percent
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discount to adult male virgins who canprovide a letter from a mental health professional
confirming their quote distress due to theirsexual situation. The brothels owner, Madame
Bella Cummings, says she wants tohelp alleviate I know you'd get that the
anxiety inducing condition of adult virginity andprovide a safe and private environment for these
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men to have their first sexual experience. Boy Cummings site surveys showing over six
million Americans age twenty five to twentynine are still virgins, which she attributes
to increasing reliance on technology since mostof them go online to porn sites and
rub one out, and social mediamaking it harder for young men to connect
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with women in person. True,the Brothel has welcomed hundreds of thousands of
customers over the past four decades,including many first timers, and Madame Cummings
hopes this offer will help more menenjoy an untroubled and memorable first lay.
That's a nice thing to do forguys who can't get it. Absolutely,
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gotta give it to him, Gottagive it all. Right, coming up
our first round of ask the Stuffon the Way on the Bow and Them
show, and coming up next hourthe Game you love to Hey, choose
your news for Santana tickets. That'scoming up at seven fifty. Bo's gonna
have four stories. Three are fromthe Weekly World News, one he just
made up. You picked the onehe made up, and you get those
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tickets to see Santana and the CountingCrows August fifteenth at Dicky's Arena in Fort
Worth. It's as easy as that, So just keep listening to the Bow
and Them show on Dallas fort Worth'sClassic Gronck lone Start ninety two to five,
Dallas for Orst Classic Rock lone Starninety two five motoring like oh okay,
oh okay, let's see I letmy mind wander again. Yeah,
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I hear that a lot. Okay. Today is ASCU Stuff Day. And
what do we have? We havethe Aska Stuff Hotline you can call anytime
plenty four seven two one four eightsix six eighty six hundred. Now we
have some questions on our Aska StuffHotline. So let's get to answering and
put people's minds at ease. Hereis our first question. Here you go.
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Came first between Panda Spreads, PAFChangs, and Payway. I appreciate
it, thanks, Elea. Icut the beginning of that off. Let
me do it one more time.Here came first between Panda Spread, PAYF
Chang and Payway. I appreciate it. Thanks. I've always wondered he came
first, Panda express Way and PFChangs. Who came first? The answer
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is Panda express there he actually openedall the way back in nineteen eighty three.
And then PF Changs, which ismy preferred favorite here among the three
that opened ten years later in ninetythree, Payway, which has really good
noodles. Payway opened in two thousand. So there you go. Panda expressed
the clear winner by over a decade. I'm a big PF Changs and big
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PF Changs fan that Payway. Yeah, it's gonna make me hung all right?
What else we got? Here's anotherone. Is there a Guinness Book,
a world records, or someone havingthe most surgery? That's my question.
There is in fact a record holder? Oh really? Yes. From
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a July twenty second, nineteen fiftyfour to the end of nineteen ninety four,
Bow Charles Jensen in the United Stateshad nine hundred and seventy surgeries to
remove tumors associated with basal cell Navissyndrome. Nine hundred and seventy surgeries.
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But now he's got a certificate thatsays he has the Guinness World Record for
the most surgeries ever. So congratulations. I guess, well, you know,
maybe there's not enough places on hisbody. Okay, I mean,
how many plays it nine hundred ofHe's got a lot of scars. Oh,
I bet he does. Hey,we have time. I got an
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email bough from Matt the Cat froma couple of weeks ago. So Matt
the Cat wanted to know, doesthe fact that sand is on the beach
and in the ocean mean that waterused to cover the beach. So here's
the answer, Matt the Cat.The most beach sand is broken down rock
created by weathering. Then the tietransports it to the sea, where it's
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redistributed by waves and currents. Butmost of the deep ocean floor is not
covered by sand unless it got therefrom the beach. In case you're about
to ask, this stuff being blownoff of the Sahara is not sand,
but it's a finer grade of sedimentcalled silt. Most deep ocean sediment remains.
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It remains marine organisms and clay minerals. So there you have it.
Very interesting. So like when youswim at Galveston and you get that sand
in your bathing suit, it's kindof like, oh God, Plus,
as Charles Barkley said at Nasty AssWater, wash it on shore. Yes,
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all right, more coming up onthe bow and them show Dallas Fortar's
classic Rockalon Star ninety two to five. You know, we're all walking some
kind of a tide rope every singleday, and you gotta stay focused and
balanced, just like those woolendas,not the ones that fell. But you
know what I'm saying, Okay,ask us stuff. Today we got another
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round of did you know? Thenwe're gonna play choose your news for Santana
tickets? All right, let's getsome more questions. I feel like we're
ready hit it. All right,bro, this is my favorite one.
I can't wait to hear the answer. My name is Morgan. I called
in previously, and what's the questionacting if Bo and jim have ever considered
writing a book with all these experienceslike they're talking about on the show this
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morning? Yeah, what about it? Bo? Whoa? You know what,
that's not the first time that hasbeen asked of me and Jimmy,
and frankly, you know we've thoughtabout it. We said, well,
maybe somebody, but I honest togod, I wouldn't know where to start.
I really don't. I mean,I've been in this been a long
time, and Jimmy's been in itlonger than I have. So maybe someday
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we'll do it. I mean rightnow, I'm just focused on doing what
I'm doing now. But that's likeI say, that's been asked before.
And I'm not saying it won't happen. I'm just not saying when it'll happen.
But I have been asked that,and we'll get to it. But
eventually we'll get to it, justdon't up. The good news for you,
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Bo and for Jim is that Morganwho called in. She's a writer,
so she wants to get in onthe action, so she'll let you
know where you should start. Shewants to be a ghost writer. Yes,
yes, yes, he's kind ofsniffing around for again. I mean
they said, I has been inradio all this time. I have no
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clue how to write a book.I don't even read many books. Maybe
we'll all right, Morgan, maybewe'll take you up on that. We'll
be in touch. And this isa whole other animal. I got another
one for you, But this isa whole other animal. I think it
would be cool if there was aBow and Jim double album out of this
comedy. Yes, yes, thatwould be awesome. Buy a copy of
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that thinking okay, well again,yeah, well maybe that would be easier
to do is an album. Idon't know. Eventually all this will happen
right now, I'm just folks gettingthrough what we're getting through now. Okay,
what else? One is about aholiday that we have coming up,
not at the end of the week, but it's actually going to occur on
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the weekend. And this fan wantsto know what we're gonna do about it
Saturday and you'all celebrated the day before. What about many of the four Star
Wars Day? Are we gonna moveit on? You know? I do
have a couple of I do havea couple of Star Wars goodies we could
play. Of course, Yeah,since we did the same thing for four
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twenty, why not. I havea couple of songs as we can play.
And who knows, maybe we'll dosome Star Wars trivia. Col I
must not get too crazy, okay, because we might have some company coming
we might have Okay, you gotan email question? We do so it's
like, hey, you guys alwaysdo a morning stretch at the beginning of
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your show. Why do humans stretch? And here's the answer. Stretching,
whether done without thought or purposely,helps increase blood flow and oxygen to our
muscles, allowing us to wake thebody up. Additionally, our nervous system
must also be prepped and primed formovement. So by stretching, we alert
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receptors of muscle length change. Sothat's why we stretch. There you have
it, And sometimes we yawn whenwe stretch. In fact, some people
will yawn just by reading the wordyawn, because you know, sometimes you
yawn in front of people, andsome people yawn while listening to this show.
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Coming up this another installmenttive did youknow? Coming up next on the
Boy and then Silt Dallas Fort's classicrock loon Star ninety two five and a
song for all our friends in thetelevision industry. Of course we do the
same thing, you just can't seeus doing it. Coming up, we're
going to play Choose Your News forthose coveted Santana tickets. Carlos and Boys
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coming Counting Crows August fifteenth at Dickey'sArena. But now it's time to smarten
you a smidgeon and educate you aniota, because it's time for the educational
part of the show. It's timefor did you know? Ready? Time
to learn? Did you know itwould take one million, two hundred thousand
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mosquitos, all sucking at once todrain you of all your blood? Yeah.
I don't think they're going to attackthat in that formation, but I
just thought i'd let you reassuring.Did you know? Yes? Yeah?
Really? Did you know Brad Pittonce worked as a giant chicken mascot for
a chicken rest test? Doesn't saywhich one, but I'm sure he wants
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to forget that. Did you know? Yes? Ancient Romans used to use
their urine as toothpaste. Yes,as tooth That's why they didn't get too
close when talking to each other.What the hell to talk to you?
Oh? Did you also know Chinahas more people that speak English than the
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US does. There's a lot ofthem people over. Did you know if
the Mount Rushmore heads had bodies,they would be about five hundred feet tall.
Way, here's a little science onefor you. Do you know sound
travels about three times faster through waterthan air, and it moves faster through
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salt water than fresh water. Look, I didn't say these were earth shattering
things. I'm just saying it's probablystuff you didn't know. Here you go.
Did you know sharks have the abilityto reproduce by virgin birth? Yeah,
but that's nothing fun. Come on, Did you also know that a
cat's jaw cannot move sideways. Thatmeans they can't go. Man, I'm
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a cat man. Did you knowthere is a species of palm tree in
Madagascar called Tahina spectatabilis that grows flowersone time and then collapses to the ground
and dies. Now, I don'tcare who you are. That'd be coolest
hell to see when it did.You also know there is a city in
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Brazil that translate to don't touch me. It's called like now mitoke, Yeah,
don't touch me. That really welcoming, isn't it. Did you know
self centered people? And we allknow some self centered people. They are
more likely to suffer from heart diseaseand have heart attacks than other people,
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So lighten up. Did you knowthe word bride is derived from an Old
English word meaning cook. Now that'snot all brides, dude, it's horrible.
Did you know being in a greensetting, or even glancing at the
colored green can make you more creative. I've tried it doesn't work on me,
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but I've tried it before. That'scool. Now, wait a minute.
Did you know one point three percentof the entire female US population,
I'm talking little kids, all ofthem, one point three percent have fake
boobs, but I ain't judging nobodydon't look an real Did you also know
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a condition called polymastia can cause awoman to develop a third breast out than
I don't know that an episode ofStar Trek. Yeah, I think it
was you Jimmy for that. Yeah. Did you know about one of six
pregnant women get a craving to chewon coal? And did you know six
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percent of men six percent of menpropose over the telephone? Oh, you're
so romantic, she sh'd tell himto buzz all. All right, get
ready because we're gonna play choose yournews for Santana tickets next on the ball
and then show yes. And BobBillen just got himself a royalty check.
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There's guns and roads are doing knockingon Heaven's door, and we have some
Santana tickets for you. That showis August fifteenth at Dicky's Arena, and
all you gotta do to win ischoose your news. Okay, let me
explain again how this works, eventhough you probably already know. I got
four headlines here, three of themactual headlines from past issues of the Weekly
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World News made the publication Rest inPeace one of them is fake. It's
a lie. I made it upmyself. The lie win the tickets?
Ready, Yes, so is thefake headline? Headline number one. Fire
breathing cat fries burglar to a crispafter he tries to break in and steal
a bundle. I've never been sofrightened in my whole life, says Crook,
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recovering from third degree burns in ahospital. Six year old house cat
somehow spurted spark laden flames over ayard long. The fee line was exhaling
hydrogen gas and her oversized whiskers causedstatic electricity sparks that ignited the flame.
Cool Lawyers for injured Robert filing multimilliondollar lawsuit. Come on, he was
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breaking in anyway, he desived it. Get it or is it? Headline
number two. Scientific headphones can turnyou into a genius in less than a
week. Inventors call it the flakingcap Incredible new device can unreach talents and
mind power you never knew you had. Noted professor at Denmark Research Lab claims
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this amazing magnetic and from an unleashin certain vibrations deep into the cranium that
awakens the brain In fact, sevenyear old kid became a jazz pianist after
using it. Oh is it headlinenumber three? Animal activists savagely beat man
for carrying a leather wallet when heopens it to make a donation to their
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cause, like hunters bashing a babyseal. Animal rights extremist Pummeli guy at
a rally against cosmetic testing on animalswhen he pulled out his leather wallet to
give a gift to help the cause. Thank god, I wasn't wearing leather
shoes or I'd be dead, saysvictim, recovering from his injuries. Or
is it headline number four? Awardwinning weekly World News reporter is eaten alive
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by eighty foot dinosaur in Brazil.Numbering reptile previously the leafs to be extinct
for seventy five million years, swallowedveteran newsman in a remote part of the
Amazon jungle just two gulps. Accordingto one of the researchers, twenty ton
prehistoric beasts ruthlessly attacks as scientists releaseit from captivity. He I know,
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I know, So which one isthe fake headline? Is it headline number
one? Fire breathing cat fries burglarto a crisp bath tries to break in
and steal a bundle. Number twoscientific headphones can turn you into a genius
in less than a week. Inventorscall it the thinking cap. Number three.
Animal activists savagely beat man for carryinga leather wallet when he opens it
to make a donation to their cause. Or Number four award winning Weekly World
(40:36):
News reporter even alive by eighty footdinosaur in Brazil. One of those is
fake? But which one is?It? Calls it? Two? One
four or eight one seven seven eightyseven one nine two five incher the phone.
Let me see if we get awinner. Hello Bowe and them show?
Do you know which one of thosestories is not true? I'm gonna
go at number four. Hmmm.Number four award winning weekly World News reporter
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is eating the live by eddy footdinosaur in Brazil. I'm sorry, that's
a real one. You know,when when the Weekly World News itself loses
a colleague, they're gonna put thatin there, So it's not number four.
Let's move on. Let's get anotherone. Hello boone of them show?
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Which one is the fake story?Pick again? Again? Picking up
number one? Pick another one?Number one? Number one fire breathing cat
fries burglar to a crisp after hetries to break in and steal a bundle.
And it's a real one too.Usually the really weird ones either I
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make them up, but they soundtrue. But these are true. Now
we're down to the last two.If I may make a rhyme, is
the fake headline? Headline? Numbertwo? Scientific headphones can turn you into
a genius in less than a week. Inventors call it the thinking cap.
Or is it number three? Animalactivist savagely beat man for carrying a leather
wallet when he opens it to makea donation to their calls. Okay,
here we go, helloing them show? Is it number two? Or is
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it number three? That's fake?I'm gonna go with number three. Number
three? Animal activists savagely beat manfor carrying a leather wallet when he opens
it to make a donation to theircars. I did it. That's a
real one. I have done it. YEA, My ego has been fixed.
Yes, yes, so by processof elimination. Go ahead and edge
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of the phone, get the winter, get to win. That's right,
Hello, bowing them show? Numbertwo? Number two is right? Number
two? Elimination way it goes through. You can't und the base's bow.
Yeah, yeah, you can't.No, I should walk around the basement.
I can do my Frankenstein walk around. Okay, Well, get our
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winner and uh, okay, what'syour name? Are you still on the
phone with us? What's your name? Rick? Ricky? What's up?
Rick? What's up? Man on? Rick? We're gonna hook you up.
Okay? And coming up? Comingup next is that part of the
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show where you're gonna want to tryand drive one handed traffic in bondage.
Next on the villem Show, DellaForth Classic Rock, Long Star ninety two
five, White Snake. Here wego again. Well, you gotta do
what you gotta do because it isa workday, and you know what,
let me just stress that traffic goingto work is tied up. It's so
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tied up you're moving at a snail'space. That means I smell leather.
It means it's time for traffic andbondage with the Mistress of the Highways and
the Middays, the one only Lindalash Good morning, boys. I am
(44:07):
so excited to be here to whipyou both in the shape. But take
that boat, Roberts, take thatAo should I say owl? Hey boy,
do you know what a dominatrix favoritesandwich shop is? It's Subway.
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I just love it when you're submissive, Bow Roberts. Now both, I
heard you mentioned it was National eggMonth. So look what I brought you.
It's something very very special. It'sa plate of ronny eggs. Oh,
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I'd rather have the whip than theeggs. Take that. I love
it when you scream you prefer thewhip to the eggs. Rah, excellent,
excellent. Do you know what theeggs said to the boiling water.
(45:15):
It's gonna take me a while toget hard. I just got laid this
morning. All right, let's lookat that drive traffic, as bo said,
is all tied up just the wayI like it. Right now.
In Irving one three, we hada little mishap. It left the right
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lane blocked completely blocked at Story Road. And then in the mixed Masturbate or
I mean my bad the mixed Masterin Dallas, a car got rear ended.
Oh my, that's gonna leave abig scratch on your bumper. Sorry
(45:59):
about that, but I love itwhen you get scarred. In Alan,
slowdowns on the service road is seventyfive due to an accident. The intersection
there is blocked. You're going tohave to make a U turn. Have
you heard of the Linda Lash Uturnbow? No? But I'm fixing too,
(46:19):
are I? Yes? You are? You turn and I whip you
take that and that hope you're drivingto work is oh so painful. I'm
Linda lash with your traffic and bondedDallas Fort Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety
two five three doors down, which, in case you're curious, is my
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laundry room from where I'm sitting back. Coming up. We have some ticket
to go see the Byron Nelson thisweekend. Hope mother nature is going to
cooperate. But I don't know ifyou guys heard this story. There was
a flight from Dallas to Japan hadto be canceled after the pilot was questioned
by cops for his wild behavior whiledrinking at an all night party at his
(47:02):
hotel. Now you know, pilotsaren't really supposed to do that. Japan
Airlines canceled the flight to check onthe mental and physical wellbeing of this forty
nine year old captain, who wasapparently still drunk. The one hundred and
fifty seven passengers had to be transferredto other flights, which of course pissed
everybody off. The pilot, whowas not identified. He had a big
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dinner in Dallas with the other crewmembers around six o'clock in the evening,
and then continued partying all night inhis hotel, first in the lounge and
then the big shenanigans in his room. An employee of the hotel asked the
group be quiet. This is aroundtwo am in the morning and the guy
was supposed to fly a one amflight, so they called police over concerns
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of the pilot's speech and behavior.The pilot was not allowed to fly because
he didn't make it, and theflight had to be canceled when another pilot
couldn't be found to replace him.Now, semi good part of the story
is he was allowed to fly lateron, but it was a real bad
idea. Here's audio of the pilotin the cockpit. Ooh job, this
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is your pilot speak. An't good? I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
They were going to cancel the flightbecause they said I was at all light
party, but they don't know whatthey're talking about. I'm cool. You'll
look to your right. You'll seesome mountains and they're spitting. I'm sure
why flight sentence will be coming uphere to top off my drinking poo.
And now a message from the copilot. He's got a lamp straight on
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his head. He's crazy mad,So tell them they don't suspect the thing.
Well, you know, you havea choice, which I light you
fight. You chose the one totallyfighting. I'm fine. Why you want
to fight or something? I'm sorry, okay, easy, I didn't work
out like that. Oh jeez,Okay, here's the story. The US
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Drug Enforcement Administration is going to moveto reclassify merely juana as a less dangerous
drug. This is a shift togenerations of the American drug policy because all
was battles struck like heroin. Well, we all knew that was bs.
The proposal would recognize the medical usesof cannabis and acknowledge it that it has
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less potential for abuse than some ofthe nation's more dangerous drugs. However,
it would not legalize marijuana outright forrecreational use. That would most likely be
left up to the states to decide. And of course we all know how
our little governor Gregie feels about thatnot on my watch, but the proposal
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will be formally designed by Attorney toGeneral Merrick Garland, whose agency has ultimate
oversight of the US Drug Enforcement Agency. So don't get too excited if you're
a pothead. I'm just saying.Casey Wank of Weatherford loves to buy Texas
Lottery scratch off tickets. Well.Wank, who is forty eight, says
she always goes to the same gasstation in Weatherford and she purchases scratch tickets
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from the same cashiers there. Shehas won one thousand dollars and a five
thousand dollars prize on scratch tickets inthe past, but her most recent win
is rather unique. Back in February, she had a losing cash Blast scratch
ticket. She scanned her ticket,and then she played in the second Chance
drawing and an unexpected letter came inthe mail to her. It was an
official final notice in the mail fromthe Texas Lottery notifying her that her scratch
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ticket was selected for the one milliondollar Cash Blast Space Perspective drawing. Now,
not only would she and a guesthave the opportunity to travel to Florida
on an all expense paid trip intwenty twenty five. But every day she's
gonna have an opportunity to earn cashprizes. And then on the third day,
finalists will have the opportunity to visitthe Kennedy Space Center and meet astronauts,
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and four lucky winners from that groupare gonna have the opportunity to travel
to the edge of space. Now, Wenk says she thought it was a
joke at first, so she calledthe Lottery Commission and they said, no,
this is legit. She told Channeleight News she dreamed of space travel
as a little girl. In fact, one of her favorite movies in Space
Camp, inspired her to one daytravel to space and guess what she just
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might And if she wins the tripto space, she'll celebrate her twenty third
wedding anniversary with her husband one hundredthousand feet up in the air. So
congratulations, case, Oh how goodold man. It is cool. Then,
now, lately in Texas Walmart,you guys might have noticed that there's
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a little under construction section up thereat front where the little mini stores are.
Hey, we're building and opening somethingnew. Well, Walmart has kind
of changed her mind about that,and it's health centers and virtual care service
that started elsewhere in the US fewyears ago, but it's just about to
come to Texas. And then Walmartsaid, Nope, we're changing our mind
and we're shutting down all of thehealth centers and virtual care service centers that
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Walmart have offered in the United Statessince twenty nineteen. They were just about
to expand this telehealth pro graham intoTexas. They're going to close clinic locations
in Arkansas, Florida, Georgia,Illinois, and Ours that aren't even completely
open yet. The closings will notaffect the company's forty six hundred pharmacies and
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more than three thousand vision centers.Walmart had fifty one health centers with those
five states and the goal of helpingpeople save money on their healthcare needs.
Oh so much for that. Threeclinics opening Houston earlier this month. Others
were scheduled to open round here inour backyard this week in Desota and Fort
Worth. Several hundred Walmart jobs willbe eliminated due to this I hate it
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for you all, but a numberwasn't available now centers into twenty twenty four,
mostly in Dallas and Houston. Theywere also planning to expand into Phoenix,
Kansas City, Missouri, and someother US areas all gone. I
saw one at the Walmart and thecounty they had one of those. Yeah
health centers. Yeah. You know. If you say to yourself, I
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think I'm sick, I have timeto go to the doctor, I'm going
a Walmart. That might be abad decision to begin. I'm just saying.
Davon Busters used to take my kidsthere all the time. They are
rolling out a new feature that willallow customers to actually bet on its arcade
games. The arcade venue is partneringwith Lucra to implement the gamification software into
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the daven Busters app. This willallow loyalty members to digitally compete with each
other with a friendly wager on arcadegames such as hot Shots, basketball or
ski ball if, of course,you're eighteen or over. The new in
app features will allow gamers to earnrewards and unlock exclusive perks. Dave and
Busters didn't specify how soon the featuremay be available, but the addition comes
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as sports and betting has become legalizedand more mainstream across the country. Now
it's in Davon Busters, Who Okaycoming up? We also got another prize
for you. We have a fourpack of tickets to the Barron Nelson this
weekend at the TPC Ranching McKinny.That's coming up next on the Bow and
Them show Fox Dallas Fort was Classicrockelone star ninety two five. Okay,
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let's solve the mystery. Who wonour four packham tickets to the Byron Nelson
this weekend? That would be themystery is solved. His name is Mark
Anderson. Check this out, youguys. Mark Anderson's birthday is on Bash
Day. Are you a serious?June twenty first. Yeah, so he
come in, but he just gotfour tickets to the Byron on the house.
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Congratulations Mark, so you can celebratetwice if you want to. Now
here's the story that I found thatwe're just now getting. And there's a
reason. Luxury jewelry maker Cartier isn'tknown for giving stuff away, but in
the case of a man in Mexico, that's what they had to do.
Now, anna help me with thispronunciation. The guy's name is Roggeo Villarial.
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How do you how would you saythat? Rol? See why I
couldn't do it. My lips hadbeat me to death. Okay, so
just listen to Anna. Well.Roguelo was looking through Cardier's web page when
he came upon an offer that he'sseen was too good to be true,
but he checked it out anyway.Cardier apparently had made a mistake and on
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their website listed gold and diamond earringsfor two hundred and thirty seven pesos,
which is about fourteen dollars, insteadof the correct price of two hundred and
thirty seven thousand pesos, which isfourteen thousand dollars. So he ordered.
He ordered two sets, and theysent it to him, but they said
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hold on, that listing was amistake and offered him a consolation prize if
he would send the jewelry back,but Mexican officials back to this position,
said no, you got to honorthe prize you advertised, whether it's right
or wrong. He finally got theear rings two weeks ago at his price,
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and he posted the video of himselfonline unboxing the merchandise, showing it
off to the camera and smiling.But then he got a little tired of
all the public attention because every singleradio in Mexico started calling him wanting to
talk about it. Now, hewants people to stop talking about it and
stop calling him, but he stillgot his ear rings. Way to go,
see power to the people. I'mfair nice, yeah, absolutely absolutely.
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What else is happening now? Well, I tell you what, bo
it's the beginning of a new month, so bills are due. How about
we hook people up with one thousanddollars to help them out. There's month.
Rock the Bank is back on loneStar and coming up just after nine,
we have your first chance to winone thousand dollars. Just listen for
that keyword. When you hear it, you enter it at lone Star ninety
two five dot com and you justmight be the next big winner. Rock
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the Bank on lone Star ninety twoto five. Jallos Forwards Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five. It's beena fun show today. We're halfway through
the week, and uh, letlet me make an applaug for myself on
golf course and choose your news todaybecause it doesn't often happen. So tomorrow
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when we give away the Santana tickets, it'll be fun with music day.
So we'll think of something musical togive it away. Maybe a theme from
a TV show, maybe a themefrom a movie. I don't know.
We'll put our little feeble heads togetherand see what we can come up with.
Now, let's talk some time wastershere, shall we. Okay,
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you know what we've got up onthe Bow and Them show page at lone
Star ninety two to five dot comToday, Bo, you talked about this
earlier this week, how Sammy Hagarwas gonna get the star on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame. Right, Well, it's official, Sammy has his own
star. The ceremony took place infront of Amba Records yesterday and Sammy got
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pretty emotional yesterday's ceremony. From whereI started, I'm most proud of being
from fun Tanna, California. Startedout with nothing. We never owned a
home, we barely owned the car. Alcoholic father, abusive, my mother
raised four kids without an education.When I was young. That used to
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embarrassed me, But now I'm soproud of that. To be here with
that star and come from nothing thatmakes me proud makes me proud too.
I was crying while we starting.Yeah, we have the entire ceremony up
on our page if you want tocheck it out. And don't forget Sammy,
Hagary is gonna be a del Seki'sPavilion August twenty second. You can
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get your tickets now or you cannajust wait because we're gonna have more to
give away. So you didn't getto h Town to see the Rolling Stones
on Sunday night. Damn Yeah.The Stones have posted a two minute highlight
reel and it is amazing. Itfeatures the opening song what Else start Me
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Up, along with Angry, thefirst single off Hackney Diamonds, which we
absolutely love. Meanwhile, Ronnie Woodsis sharing how the Stones prepared a tour
and you can read all about thatand see the highlight reel up on our
page bo. Back in twenty twentytwo, the documentary about the one day
Toronto Rock and Roll Revival Festival innineteen sixty nine was released on video on
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demand. Well, it is nowgoing to be released digitally on June twenty
eighth, and it's gonna be playingin select movie theater so you'll be able
to see John Lennon, Eric Claptonand the rest of the performers from that
festival on the big screen. Hereis Eric Clapton talking about how back in
nineteen sixty nine, John Lennon calledhim and asked him on three hours notice
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to fly from London to join hisband for this Toronto concerts. We've got
into the first class compartment of theairplane and got our guitars out and rehearsed
the songs that he wanted to do. I can't imagine that happening now.
The bottom of me was very strong. You know. It's a great companionship
there, except when we got toToronto Airport, a limousine rolled up and
John Yoka got in and off theywent, and we were just left standing
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there on the curve, not knowingwhat to do. I don't know how
we got to the hotel. Ididn't even know what the thing was about.
I didn't know, for instance,that we'd gone on with Little Richard
and Joldy Lewis e the side ofit. I didn't know any of what
was going on. Really, wewere just having a great time. I
love that John Lennon and Yoko justleft them there to figure out how they
were going to get Star hotel.That is hysterical. I'm sorry. We
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don't have time. We have timeanywhere, So we have the trailer up
for you to check out. Also, a video from the Festival of Lennon's
performance. I did not watch it, so I don't know if Yoko Ono
is going to be doing any screeching, but it is the plastic Ono ban
So. Deep Purple have released PortableDoor. It's the first single and the
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video off their forthcoming twenty third album, Equals One. It's set for release
on July nineteenth, and we've gotthat first single video up on our page
if you want to check it out. Deep Purple with Yes Opening start their
US tour August fourteenth and Hollywood,Florida. But they're making a stop at
Dicky's Arena in Fort Worth on Monday, August nineteenth. Sorry, it's a
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school night. I know Ao's justplanning to sleep here at the studio something.
Yeah, I gotta go. Heis not gonna miss it. Finally,
I definitely want to teach my dogthis trick, and I think Ao
wants to teach his dogs this trickas well. We've got a video of
a dog and when he's thirsty,he turns on the water faucet himself and
(01:01:44):
he knows how to turn it offas well. So we've got this video
up on the Bone Them show pageat lone Start ninety two to five dot
com good Boys Classic Rock lone Starninety two five. I ain't got time
to go to Africa. I justgotta stay here because the show must go
on tomorrow, right, come Padresand Ao it does. The show goes
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on always as it does fite populardemand. The show goes on again tomorrow
when it'll be Fun with Music Day. We'll have a mash up for you
and we'll have some kind of funway with music to give away those Santana
tickets, and of course we'll havemore tickets to the Byron Nelson this weekend
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at Craig Ranch in McKinney. Now, the next order of business is our
after show decompression session, because Iknow you won't find this hard to believe
after doing this show. We sowe have to decompress just a little bit
and talk about whatever pops into ourbrains. If we have any brain function
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left after doing a show like this, exactly, we'll see what happens.
That's the way we roll around here, don't you know. Well, So
that being said, anybody have anyany subjects they want to cover or about
can call in and tell us StarsMavericks, the Stars and the Mavericks.
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They're playing tonight. We need tolike have a seance here. The Stars,
the Mavericks and the Rangers are allplaying basically at the same time,
only a couple of hours apart.So it's going to be really stressful for
sports fans around here, don't youknow. Yeah, yeah, there's that.
And then of course we've got thingslike May of the fourth Star Wars
(01:03:35):
Day coming up, Cinco de Mayocoming up this weekend, Drinko de Maayo,
Drinko de Mayo. Damn it wrong, you know, No, I
have I have bits for both days, so we'll play some. We may
play one or two of them tomorrow, and we play play one or two
of them on Friday. Perfect Idon't know. Let me get my feeble
mind thinking out here. So becauseI do have a Star Wars song can
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play, so we'll do that one. And oh, I know what we'll
do for sinkleed Mio on Sunday,but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna spoil
the surprise. Let's just jump intoour after show decompression session and see what
happens, because even we don't know. Okay, yeah, all right,
keep it, keep it dween theditches. Bitches, we'll see yelled marray
(01:04:26):
aye aye, bye bye
There's fresh as degrees. Eggs cometo your fresh every day. Serve them
anyway you please. Eggs are naturaland economical, soa keeping up on him
nice and meat. I have proteinand only eighty calories each. Eggs are
a natural wonder A meal stacks hppetizers. Whatever all you do is heat and
(00:22):
eat eggs. Be incredible, adiableegg eggs. It doesn't matter how you
cook them. I'd be glad ifsome want to DEMI they remind me of
a chicken, and rather have achicken innag what. It doesn't matter how
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you cooked the men. I'd beglad of if some want too dem they
remind me of a chicken at arather have a chicken and egg. I
gotta mind to ramble. I gotan egg to scramble. I think that
those eggs as well. But keepthem honkys in they shell them eggs.
(01:15):
Oh my heart's aching for the thingnext to bacon. Is that's all.
It is, just nothing of somebody. You're gonna beat your cooking up now,
(02:08):
ogg It doesn't matter him even me. I'm a chicken and radahem a
chicken ban eggs. Okay, I'mwise to you guys and I know why
(02:38):
you played that awful song that mademe gag just hearing it. Because it's
a brand new month and we startNational Egg Month, Thank you so much.
Are you're welcome Bo Roberts whole month? Yes it is. It is
a new month, and not onlyare we celebrated Egg Month, but wait,
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it's also Barbecue Month month, Chocolatecustard months, strawberry months, Salad
Month, and sal some month.You okay, It's also it's also Date
your Mate Month, Foster Care Month, Motorcycle Awareness Month, and a bunch
of other things this month. Butyes, it is National Egg Month too.
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But as far as today goes,far as today goes, it's couple
Appreciation couples around the world line abig naked pile. Because it's also Global
Love Day. Whoa it is MotherGoose Day, Mother Goose Day. Just
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don't goose you mother, National PurebreadDog Day. Let's face it, MutS
are so much more long. Waita minute, School Principles Day. I
don't know if any woman has everhad to go to the principal's office like
us guys did, because I knowI got sent and I know Ale got
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scent. But Annabelle, you areprobably too nice, and you're a girl,
you don't get sent to the Igot sent to the principal's office,
but it was under false pretenses.They thought I started a food fight in
the cafeteria the last week of schoolmy senior year. You were innocent,
but it wasn't me. It wassomebody else who was short in his fani
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bo. Have you ever gotten thebig wooden swatting paddle from the principal?
Yeah, listen, listen, listen. Principles aren't the bad ones. It's
the coaches with the holes in themwith them and they love to swing them
too. It is also Carnivorous PlantDay, which I really don't want to
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eat something that's trying to eat mebecause I keep thinking a little shop of
horrors. Yeah, it is phonein sick Day. Oh well, I
should have known that yester your daycould have phoned in sick today. But
then again, the show must goon, as we all know. Wait
a minute, you're gonna like thisone. It's National Chocolate parfe Day and
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National Salad Day, so if youeat a salad for your meal, you
won't feel guilty about eating that chocolate. I'm trying to make it to where
to work for you. It's Executivecoaching Day, thanks for all those windsprints
and bear crawls you made us doin junior high. And it's also lay
Day. That's l e I notlike the spring of flowers you get why
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yeah, yeah, not not layas inteping it. Well, you know
because May Day May first, SoMay Day is all about the spring and
summertime and the May poll people celebratethe warmer weather. But it's also International
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Workers' Day bo and that's what weare. We're workers. We're working.
Yeah, right, and we're global. You'll forget Cat seven fifty. Choose
your news. There is no themebow not this week. And we've got
those Santana tickets for seven fifty,that's right. We also got tickets to
the Byron Nelson this weekend at eightforty in the lone star ticket windows come.
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So it is ask Us Stuff Daytoday. I assume we have some
questions from the Asking Stuff hotline.Yes, and we do, yeah,
we do. There's one that's stillsitting up there in front of you,
Anna, there's one about Star Warsin there. And of course we got
May the four coming up to startthe weekend. Yes, and matha cat
emailed us a couple of weeks ago, so we're gonna get to his and
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I have some other email questions.Bo. Yeah, we got tons of
voicemails coming in, but appreciate it. Got it, you got it.
So let's get ready for sports ofall sorts. There's so much sports going
on to night. The MAVs,the Stars, and the Rangers are all
playing almost at once. So we'lltell you how you can watch all three
of them. So let's do ourmorning stretch like this. Letast slap my
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face. Awake. Okay, arewe ready then? Ready or not?
It comes? Hit it? DallasFort Worth Classic Block lone Star ninety two
to five. Take a photographer,as they say, take a picture,
last longer. Just yell at somebodyif they say it to coming up.
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We got the freaking fool file.But now guess what it's time for sports
of all sports? About it now? Is it going to be a busy
night you? Dallas? For wethsports fans have a trifecta of games on
the docket for tonight. There aretwo game five playoff matchups with the Stars
and Mavericks playing, and they arealso a Texas Rangers game within hours of
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each other. So with so manyoverlapping options that can seem impossible to watch
all of them. But it canbe done, even though it's going to
be a royal pain in the ass. The Stars and Golden Knights start early
at six point thirty on ESPN andBally Sports Southwest, so you can get
this game by turning to ESPN orBally Sports Southwest on cable service. You
will need to have Bally Sports towatch the Rangers versus the Washington Nationals,
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which starts tonight at seven oh five. Now this will overlap with the Stars
game, so again you got toput this on your smartphone, put the
Stars broadcast on the TV or viceversa. But then you'll need a second
screen, whether it be a laptopor a smartphone to have you both of
them at the same time. Alot of work. Now, the Mavericks
they tip off against the Los AngelesClippers at nine pm on TNT. You
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can also watch it on Channel twentyone. I told you to be a
royal pain. You can either gothrough all of this or find yourself a
nice sports bar that'll be showing allthree games and watch them all by swiveling
your head, aroun that seemed likethe greatest options. Yeah. Oh.
Speaking speaking of the Rangers, AnnaBell, how'd they do last night?
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Ohka, and I get it todap For our Texas Rangers. John Gray
retired twenty two of the last twentythree batters he faced while limiting the Washington
Nationals to three singles over eight innings, and the Texas Rangers beat the Nationals
seven to one last night to endthe Nationals four game winning streak. Josh
Smith and Leodi taveras homer for thedefending World Series champion Texas Rangers, who
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have won back to back games foronly the second time since April six.
By the way, Adalas Garcia stayedin the game after being hit on his
right hand by an almost ninety sevenmile per hour fastball from Mackenzie Gore when
checking his swing in the fifth Now, the slugger immediately grabbed at his right
wrist. He was in the oppositeon deck circle squadding in obvious pain.
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That's when an athletic trainer and managerBruce Bochie all got to him, as
they said, despite that hit adollars state in the game, I'm sure
he has a pretty nasty bruise thismorning though, and the Rangers at Nationals
will face off again tonight at GlobeliField that first pitch and Bo said seven
o five tonight. And of coursewe all love our sports teams to death,
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the ones that we root for,and we root from the heart,
and sometimes, especially when it comesto hockey fans, we can do some
stuff that makes us kind of lookbad as hockey fans. Jason Bowen forty
six years old. He's from SanAntonio, but him and his fiance are
big fans of the Las Vegas GoldenKnights, so they were in Dallas a
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week ago to see him take onthe Stars in game number two of the
playoffs, which Vegas won, andafterwards, him and his girl took off
down downtown Dallas Street to the barHero before walking to PNC Claza to catch
an uber round one fifteen in themorning. Bowen says that's when a group
of Stars fans started yelling Guldstar athim and his woman. So Bowen raised
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his hand and he replied, goNights, and then he got his ass
kills. Oh man. Yeah.They jumped him, they beat him up,
they got in his face and itwas ugly. Strangers rush to help.
Nine to one. One was calledBowen had to be taken to the
hospital. The attackers ran away andDPD is investigators. They should man,
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that's sad. Come on, whathappened in Texas hospitality? Come on now?
Yeah? Yeah, don't act thefood making us look bad over here.
Well, it is now official.Ezekiel Elliott is now back with the
Dallas Cowboys. The team posted aphoto of him signing the paperwork on his
new deal with the Cowboys yesterday.He's back for seconds hashtag feed zeke read
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the social media post. The officialurns for Elliott's deal still have not been
released. It's a one year dealand it's supposed to be for three million,
with two million guaranteed, the othermillion and incentive. Brener poilark you
used to. The move appeared tohave support of Michael Parsons, who posted
welcome back King. He joins aCowboys backfield with Royce Freeman, ric O'dowdell,
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Deuce, Vaughan Molik, Davis,Snoop Connor and Nathaniel Pete. Most
of those names probably don't ring anybells in your head, but that's who
else is in the backfield. Nowat this point it looks like Ezekiel Elliott
is the starter, but more movescould be coming. Jerry made a point
of calling Elliott a positive influence.We'll have to wait and see when the
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season gets going. And speaking offootball, NFL players will now be allowed
to wear the protective Guardian cap overtheir helmet during games this upcoming season if
they want to. Previously, Guardiancaps could only be used in practices.
Now, if you don't know whata guardian cap is, it's a padded
soft shell layer that attaches to theoutside of the hard shell football helmets and
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it looks kind of like a fluffymarsh mellow igloo, but in the team's
colors. Of course. These thingsare said to reduce the severity of impact
blows to the head by about tenpercent. That is a reversal in the
league's stance last year, when playerswere expressly prohibited from wearing the Guardian cap
during actual games because fans couldn't seethe NFL logos on the helmets. And
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you know how the NFL is about. Yeah, it's not yet known whether
any NFL players will take the leagueup on the offer to wear the modified
headgear during any preseason or regular seasongames. Last fall, the Park Cottage
Grove High School football team became thefirst in Minnesota and perhaps the first in
the country, to wear the Guardiancap during a real game. They look
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goofy, but they do protect you, so we'll see. Don't know if
anybody's going to make fun of themif they do, but it is what
it is. And you know what. The Olympics are coming up on a
sneaking up even as we speak.Yeah, I think Olympians should wear these
Guardian caps. Every time I seeone bow, I think it looks like
thing from the Fantastic Four. Yes. When it comes to Olympic athletes,
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Bo Dylan Beard is cold cut froma different cloth. Hear me out.
Beard is a hurdler who will competefor a spot on the United States Olympic
team heading to the twenty twenty fourSummer Olympics in Paris. He also happens
to work a full time job atthe deli counter at a Walmart, thus
the cold cut from a different cloth. Beard emerged as a surprise winner while
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competing in the sixty meter hurdles atthe mill Road Games in February. His
performance in the race, made himthe third fastest hurdler in the world and
landed him a spot at the USOlympic Track and Field Trials in Eugene,
Oregon, back in June. Nowhe's an unsponsored athlete hoping to pay his
way to Paris with his own abilityand his Walmart paycheck while training at North
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Carolina State University in Raleigh, NorthCarolina. Now, if Walmart was smart,
they would pay for his way toParis, and just having wear Walmart
Gearney compete they could afford it.Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
All right, Well, I gotmore fight stuff for you guys in case
you didn't get enough from me earlier. Jake Paul and Mike Tyson's feud it
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just went to a whole new level. They're both mouthing off towards each other
on social media and it sounds serious. It sounds like they're pissed off and
really energized to do this. Sothat's going to be a very serious fight.
Now, for those of you whodon't know, on July twentieth,
Mike Tyson is going to come outof retirement and fight a twenty seven year
old named Jake Paul. This isgoing to be at at and T Stadium
in Arlington, and we're two anda half months away from the event.
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This is not an exhibition fight.This is real deal meat and potatoes fighting
in the ring okay officially sanctioned theTexas Department of Licensing and Regulations SANKS in.
The fight is a heavyweight matchup tobe fought over eight two minute rounds
with fourteen ounce gloves. Now asopposed to an exhibition fight which Tyson had
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last in twenty twenty with Roe JonesJunior, this upcoming fight will count towards
both fighters professional boxing records. Now, Paul his opponent is twenty seven,
He's nine to one, he hasa half a dozen KOs. Tyson is
fifty seven fifty and six forty fourKOs now. Tyson's last professional fight was
almost twenty years ago. That wason the eleventh of June and five.
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He got his ass kicked by KevinMcBride after the sixth round. Now,
the tickets for the fight, whichI guarantee you are going to go real
fast, are going to go onsale at noon on May sixteenth. It's
going to be streamed live exclusively onNetflix as well. And you bitter gets
your tickets or I'll eat you.Tiel Sad, thank you for you,
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It's gonna get you. With theLakers being eliminated by the Nuggets on Monday
night, all eyes have turned towhat Lebron James is gonna do next.
When he was asked if he hadplayed his last game in the Lake uniform,
he said, I'm not going toanswer that and got up and left
the press conference. The Lakers definitelywanted back, and they could go so
far as to draft Lebron's son BROWNIto keep Lebron on the team. A
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father and son on the same teamscenario would be a great storyline anywhere.
So stay tuned for that. Getready because the Freaking full File is next
on the Poe of Them Show DallasForwarth's classic rock lone Star in ninety two
five is just a kiss away whateverit is coming up our first round of
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AFKA stuff. But now it's thattime six forty five, in time for
the freaking fool File. An Italianprofessor who has recently fired for around twenty
years of absence out of twenty fouryears of service at schools, has vowed
to contest her recent firing by theMinistry of Education. Fifty one year old
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Sinz Paulolina de Leo close Enough,a secondary school history teacher, became famous
in Italy for managing to skip workfor a total of twenty years out of
the last twenty four years of serviceat a number of schools around Venice.
She was sacked after an inspection foundher to be unprepared and inattentive in class,
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but she appealed the decision and ajudge reinstated or the following year.
She continued to provide all sorts ofexcuses to miss work until Italy Supreme Court
decided that her original termination had beenjustified, especially since she had been absent
from the classroom for most of heralmost two and a half decades as a
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school team. Wow contacted for comment, she vowed to prove her innocence,
but at another time because she said, quote right now, I'm at the
beach and I can't talk. Now, that doesn't really sound good. However,
she claimed to be in possession ofdocuments that confirmed she was not absent
for two decades, but when askedto produce him, she said, I
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can't find them. They must belost. Now that doesn't really look good
when you're trying to make your case. That's when she was told to pack
up and hit the bricks. AndI can't blame them for that. Do
your job, girl, Dan absolutelylisten to this story. Out of where
Else, Florida, A Florida manwas arrested last week after a road rage
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incident in which he attacked another driverwith saucy pasta. Yeah yeah, heard
right, saucy pasta. Cops inSt. Petersburg say forty six year old
Nolan Goins was upset about another driver'sglaring headlights, and he reacted by pulling
up next to him and throwing acontainer of pasta at him through the window.
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Victim was covered in red sauce andpasta and called police. Cops arrived
and caught up with Goins, whohad the same red sauce stains on his
right arm his throwing arm, andthey placed him under arrest. He was
charged with battery and booked into thecounty jail. He also has a long
rap sheet of offenses, including sellingdrugs and battery, but this is believed
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to be his first offense involving pastafThe report did not say whether Goins was
driving home after picking up some dinnerat an Italian restaurant or not, but
that was his weapon of choice,saucy pastap. Oddly enough, just a
few days earlier, a similar roadrage incident, also involving pastack, was
reported in Indiana. Seems like awaste of some good spaghetti and meat sauce
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to me, though, So goodbuddy. Well, while we're talking about
food, let's talk about the Landof Potatoes and Idaho man has been arrested
after allegedly kicking a Yellowstone bison inthe leg while drinking too much. Why
the hell of forty year old ClarenceYoder of Idaho falls. He ended up
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injuring himself in the incident, mostlikely by the pistof bison, although Yoder
would not mit one thing or theother about his injuries. Yoda was arrested
in charge with number one being underthe influence of alcohol to a degree that
may endanger oneself, Number two disorderlyconduct as to create or maintain a hazardous
condition, three approaching wildlife, andfour disturbing wildlife. That's the super dumb
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one. Park officials were not happywith Yoder. He sustained minor injuries from
the encounter. With the bison,and he was taken to a local medical
facility for treatment and transported to theGallatin County Detention Center. The driver of
the vehicle he was in identified histhirty seven year old McKenna Bass, was
also arrested in charge with driving underthe influence. Now both Yoder and Bass
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pleaded not guilty to these charges,which can result in fines of up to
five thousand dollars and up to sixmonths in the poking wow, yep,
see listen, the animals are onlycute in Disney movies. Yees, don't
go up and kick a bison andexpecuim to say, what'd you do that?
For? Now? You know howkids are? Kids always seem to
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be afraid. Here's a monster somewherein my bedroom. Well in Charlotte,
North Carolina, a little girl namedSailor Class was one such kid. After
complaining of monsters in the wall,her parents chalked up and as she got
an overactive imagination, but they decidedto make her feel belay. They got
a spray bottle of water and sprayedit on the wall and called it monster
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spray to keep the monsters away.Okay, Well, a few months went
by, however, and young sailorwas insistent that something was lurking in her
closet and up in her ceiling.Then they called a pest control company and
the parents noticed an odd number ofbees around the house. It turns out
that sixty thousand or so bees hadspent around eight months building a massive hive
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that went from the attic down thewalls of the girl's bedroom. After three
extractions, the pest exterminator was ableto remove the bees and a honeycomb that
reportedly weighed one hundred pounds. Wow, that's a lot of honey. And
you know, I know how toughit is out there. Some people just
can't get laid. Well, here'sa Nevada brothel is offering a fifty percent
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discount to adult male virgins who canprovide a letter from a mental health professional
confirming their quote distress due to theirsexual situation. The brothels owner, Madame
Bella Cummings, says she wants tohelp alleviate I know you'd get that the
anxiety inducing condition of adult virginity andprovide a safe and private environment for these
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men to have their first sexual experience. Boy Cummings site surveys showing over six
million Americans age twenty five to twentynine are still virgins, which she attributes
to increasing reliance on technology since mostof them go online to porn sites and
rub one out, and social mediamaking it harder for young men to connect
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with women in person. True,the Brothel has welcomed hundreds of thousands of
customers over the past four decades,including many first timers, and Madame Cummings
hopes this offer will help more menenjoy an untroubled and memorable first lay.
That's a nice thing to do forguys who can't get it. Absolutely,
(24:27):
gotta give it to him, Gottagive it all. Right, coming up
our first round of ask the Stuffon the Way on the Bow and Them
show, and coming up next hourthe Game you love to Hey, choose
your news for Santana tickets. That'scoming up at seven fifty. Bo's gonna
have four stories. Three are fromthe Weekly World News, one he just
made up. You picked the onehe made up, and you get those
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tickets to see Santana and the CountingCrows August fifteenth at Dicky's Arena in Fort
Worth. It's as easy as that, So just keep listening to the Bow
and Them show on Dallas fort Worth'sClassic Gronck lone Start ninety two to five,
Dallas for Orst Classic Rock lone Starninety two five motoring like oh okay,
oh okay, let's see I letmy mind wander again. Yeah,
(25:14):
I hear that a lot. Okay. Today is ASCU Stuff Day. And
what do we have? We havethe Aska Stuff Hotline you can call anytime
plenty four seven two one four eightsix six eighty six hundred. Now we
have some questions on our Aska StuffHotline. So let's get to answering and
put people's minds at ease. Hereis our first question. Here you go.
(25:38):
Came first between Panda Spreads, PAFChangs, and Payway. I appreciate
it, thanks, Elea. Icut the beginning of that off. Let
me do it one more time.Here came first between Panda Spread, PAYF
Chang and Payway. I appreciate it. Thanks. I've always wondered he came
first, Panda express Way and PFChangs. Who came first? The answer
(26:03):
is Panda express there he actually openedall the way back in nineteen eighty three.
And then PF Changs, which ismy preferred favorite here among the three
that opened ten years later in ninetythree, Payway, which has really good
noodles. Payway opened in two thousand. So there you go. Panda expressed
the clear winner by over a decade. I'm a big PF Changs and big
(26:29):
PF Changs fan that Payway. Yeah, it's gonna make me hung all right?
What else we got? Here's anotherone. Is there a Guinness Book,
a world records, or someone havingthe most surgery? That's my question.
There is in fact a record holder? Oh really? Yes. From
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a July twenty second, nineteen fiftyfour to the end of nineteen ninety four,
Bow Charles Jensen in the United Stateshad nine hundred and seventy surgeries to
remove tumors associated with basal cell Navissyndrome. Nine hundred and seventy surgeries.
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But now he's got a certificate thatsays he has the Guinness World Record for
the most surgeries ever. So congratulations. I guess, well, you know,
maybe there's not enough places on hisbody. Okay, I mean,
how many plays it nine hundred ofHe's got a lot of scars. Oh,
I bet he does. Hey,we have time. I got an
(27:33):
email bough from Matt the Cat froma couple of weeks ago. So Matt
the Cat wanted to know, doesthe fact that sand is on the beach
and in the ocean mean that waterused to cover the beach. So here's
the answer, Matt the Cat.The most beach sand is broken down rock
created by weathering. Then the tietransports it to the sea, where it's
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redistributed by waves and currents. Butmost of the deep ocean floor is not
covered by sand unless it got therefrom the beach. In case you're about
to ask, this stuff being blownoff of the Sahara is not sand,
but it's a finer grade of sedimentcalled silt. Most deep ocean sediment remains.
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It remains marine organisms and clay minerals. So there you have it.
Very interesting. So like when youswim at Galveston and you get that sand
in your bathing suit, it's kindof like, oh God, Plus,
as Charles Barkley said at Nasty AssWater, wash it on shore. Yes,
(28:40):
all right, more coming up onthe bow and them show Dallas Fortar's
classic Rockalon Star ninety two to five. You know, we're all walking some
kind of a tide rope every singleday, and you gotta stay focused and
balanced, just like those woolendas,not the ones that fell. But you
know what I'm saying, Okay,ask us stuff. Today we got another
(29:03):
round of did you know? Thenwe're gonna play choose your news for Santana
tickets? All right, let's getsome more questions. I feel like we're
ready hit it. All right,bro, this is my favorite one.
I can't wait to hear the answer. My name is Morgan. I called
in previously, and what's the questionacting if Bo and jim have ever considered
writing a book with all these experienceslike they're talking about on the show this
(29:29):
morning? Yeah, what about it? Bo? Whoa? You know what,
that's not the first time that hasbeen asked of me and Jimmy,
and frankly, you know we've thoughtabout it. We said, well,
maybe somebody, but I honest togod, I wouldn't know where to start.
I really don't. I mean,I've been in this been a long
time, and Jimmy's been in itlonger than I have. So maybe someday
(29:52):
we'll do it. I mean rightnow, I'm just focused on doing what
I'm doing now. But that's likeI say, that's been asked before.
And I'm not saying it won't happen. I'm just not saying when it'll happen.
But I have been asked that,and we'll get to it. But
eventually we'll get to it, justdon't up. The good news for you,
(30:14):
Bo and for Jim is that Morganwho called in. She's a writer,
so she wants to get in onthe action, so she'll let you
know where you should start. Shewants to be a ghost writer. Yes,
yes, yes, he's kind ofsniffing around for again. I mean
they said, I has been inradio all this time. I have no
(30:37):
clue how to write a book.I don't even read many books. Maybe
we'll all right, Morgan, maybewe'll take you up on that. We'll
be in touch. And this isa whole other animal. I got another
one for you, But this isa whole other animal. I think it
would be cool if there was aBow and Jim double album out of this
comedy. Yes, yes, thatwould be awesome. Buy a copy of
(30:59):
that thinking okay, well again,yeah, well maybe that would be easier
to do is an album. Idon't know. Eventually all this will happen
right now, I'm just folks gettingthrough what we're getting through now. Okay,
what else? One is about aholiday that we have coming up,
not at the end of the week, but it's actually going to occur on
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the weekend. And this fan wantsto know what we're gonna do about it
Saturday and you'all celebrated the day before. What about many of the four Star
Wars Day? Are we gonna moveit on? You know? I do
have a couple of I do havea couple of Star Wars goodies we could
play. Of course, Yeah,since we did the same thing for four
(31:45):
twenty, why not. I havea couple of songs as we can play.
And who knows, maybe we'll dosome Star Wars trivia. Col I
must not get too crazy, okay, because we might have some company coming
we might have Okay, you gotan email question? We do so it's
like, hey, you guys alwaysdo a morning stretch at the beginning of
(32:06):
your show. Why do humans stretch? And here's the answer. Stretching,
whether done without thought or purposely,helps increase blood flow and oxygen to our
muscles, allowing us to wake thebody up. Additionally, our nervous system
must also be prepped and primed formovement. So by stretching, we alert
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receptors of muscle length change. Sothat's why we stretch. There you have
it, And sometimes we yawn whenwe stretch. In fact, some people
will yawn just by reading the wordyawn, because you know, sometimes you
yawn in front of people, andsome people yawn while listening to this show.
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Coming up this another installmenttive did youknow? Coming up next on the
Boy and then Silt Dallas Fort's classicrock loon Star ninety two five and a
song for all our friends in thetelevision industry. Of course we do the
same thing, you just can't seeus doing it. Coming up, we're
going to play Choose Your News forthose coveted Santana tickets. Carlos and Boys
(33:17):
coming Counting Crows August fifteenth at Dickey'sArena. But now it's time to smarten
you a smidgeon and educate you aniota, because it's time for the educational
part of the show. It's timefor did you know? Ready? Time
to learn? Did you know itwould take one million, two hundred thousand
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mosquitos, all sucking at once todrain you of all your blood? Yeah.
I don't think they're going to attackthat in that formation, but I
just thought i'd let you reassuring.Did you know? Yes? Yeah?
Really? Did you know Brad Pittonce worked as a giant chicken mascot for
a chicken rest test? Doesn't saywhich one, but I'm sure he wants
(34:01):
to forget that. Did you know? Yes? Ancient Romans used to use
their urine as toothpaste. Yes,as tooth That's why they didn't get too
close when talking to each other.What the hell to talk to you?
Oh? Did you also know Chinahas more people that speak English than the
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US does. There's a lot ofthem people over. Did you know if
the Mount Rushmore heads had bodies,they would be about five hundred feet tall.
Way, here's a little science onefor you. Do you know sound
travels about three times faster through waterthan air, and it moves faster through
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salt water than fresh water. Look, I didn't say these were earth shattering
things. I'm just saying it's probablystuff you didn't know. Here you go.
Did you know sharks have the abilityto reproduce by virgin birth? Yeah,
but that's nothing fun. Come on, Did you also know that a
cat's jaw cannot move sideways. Thatmeans they can't go. Man, I'm
(35:15):
a cat man. Did you knowthere is a species of palm tree in
Madagascar called Tahina spectatabilis that grows flowersone time and then collapses to the ground
and dies. Now, I don'tcare who you are. That'd be coolest
hell to see when it did.You also know there is a city in
(35:38):
Brazil that translate to don't touch me. It's called like now mitoke, Yeah,
don't touch me. That really welcoming, isn't it. Did you know
self centered people? And we allknow some self centered people. They are
more likely to suffer from heart diseaseand have heart attacks than other people,
(35:58):
So lighten up. Did you knowthe word bride is derived from an Old
English word meaning cook. Now that'snot all brides, dude, it's horrible.
Did you know being in a greensetting, or even glancing at the
colored green can make you more creative. I've tried it doesn't work on me,
(36:22):
but I've tried it before. That'scool. Now, wait a minute.
Did you know one point three percentof the entire female US population,
I'm talking little kids, all ofthem, one point three percent have fake
boobs, but I ain't judging nobodydon't look an real Did you also know
(36:44):
a condition called polymastia can cause awoman to develop a third breast out than
I don't know that an episode ofStar Trek. Yeah, I think it
was you Jimmy for that. Yeah. Did you know about one of six
pregnant women get a craving to chewon coal? And did you know six
(37:07):
percent of men six percent of menpropose over the telephone? Oh, you're
so romantic, she sh'd tell himto buzz all. All right, get
ready because we're gonna play choose yournews for Santana tickets next on the ball
and then show yes. And BobBillen just got himself a royalty check.
(37:29):
There's guns and roads are doing knockingon Heaven's door, and we have some
Santana tickets for you. That showis August fifteenth at Dicky's Arena, and
all you gotta do to win ischoose your news. Okay, let me
explain again how this works, eventhough you probably already know. I got
four headlines here, three of themactual headlines from past issues of the Weekly
(37:52):
World News made the publication Rest inPeace one of them is fake. It's
a lie. I made it upmyself. The lie win the tickets?
Ready, Yes, so is thefake headline? Headline number one. Fire
breathing cat fries burglar to a crispafter he tries to break in and steal
a bundle. I've never been sofrightened in my whole life, says Crook,
(38:16):
recovering from third degree burns in ahospital. Six year old house cat
somehow spurted spark laden flames over ayard long. The fee line was exhaling
hydrogen gas and her oversized whiskers causedstatic electricity sparks that ignited the flame.
Cool Lawyers for injured Robert filing multimilliondollar lawsuit. Come on, he was
(38:37):
breaking in anyway, he desived it. Get it or is it? Headline
number two. Scientific headphones can turnyou into a genius in less than a
week. Inventors call it the flakingcap Incredible new device can unreach talents and
mind power you never knew you had. Noted professor at Denmark Research Lab claims
(39:01):
this amazing magnetic and from an unleashin certain vibrations deep into the cranium that
awakens the brain In fact, sevenyear old kid became a jazz pianist after
using it. Oh is it headlinenumber three? Animal activists savagely beat man
for carrying a leather wallet when heopens it to make a donation to their
(39:22):
cause, like hunters bashing a babyseal. Animal rights extremist Pummeli guy at
a rally against cosmetic testing on animalswhen he pulled out his leather wallet to
give a gift to help the cause. Thank god, I wasn't wearing leather
shoes or I'd be dead, saysvictim, recovering from his injuries. Or
is it headline number four? Awardwinning weekly World News reporter is eaten alive
(39:45):
by eighty foot dinosaur in Brazil.Numbering reptile previously the leafs to be extinct
for seventy five million years, swallowedveteran newsman in a remote part of the
Amazon jungle just two gulps. Accordingto one of the researchers, twenty ton
prehistoric beasts ruthlessly attacks as scientists releaseit from captivity. He I know,
(40:12):
I know, So which one isthe fake headline? Is it headline number
one? Fire breathing cat fries burglarto a crisp bath tries to break in
and steal a bundle. Number twoscientific headphones can turn you into a genius
in less than a week. Inventorscall it the thinking cap. Number three.
Animal activists savagely beat man for carryinga leather wallet when he opens it
to make a donation to their cause. Or Number four award winning Weekly World
(40:36):
News reporter even alive by eighty footdinosaur in Brazil. One of those is
fake? But which one is?It? Calls it? Two? One
four or eight one seven seven eightyseven one nine two five incher the phone.
Let me see if we get awinner. Hello Bowe and them show?
Do you know which one of thosestories is not true? I'm gonna
go at number four. Hmmm.Number four award winning weekly World News reporter
(41:01):
is eating the live by eddy footdinosaur in Brazil. I'm sorry, that's
a real one. You know,when when the Weekly World News itself loses
a colleague, they're gonna put thatin there, So it's not number four.
Let's move on. Let's get anotherone. Hello boone of them show?
(41:21):
Which one is the fake story?Pick again? Again? Picking up
number one? Pick another one?Number one? Number one fire breathing cat
fries burglar to a crisp after hetries to break in and steal a bundle.
And it's a real one too.Usually the really weird ones either I
(41:49):
make them up, but they soundtrue. But these are true. Now
we're down to the last two.If I may make a rhyme, is
the fake headline? Headline? Numbertwo? Scientific headphones can turn you into
a genius in less than a week. Inventors call it the thinking cap.
Or is it number three? Animalactivist savagely beat man for carrying a leather
wallet when he opens it to makea donation to their calls. Okay,
here we go, helloing them show? Is it number two? Or is
(42:15):
it number three? That's fake?I'm gonna go with number three. Number
three? Animal activists savagely beat manfor carrying a leather wallet when he opens
it to make a donation to theircars. I did it. That's a
real one. I have done it. YEA, My ego has been fixed.
Yes, yes, so by processof elimination. Go ahead and edge
(42:38):
of the phone, get the winter, get to win. That's right,
Hello, bowing them show? Numbertwo? Number two is right? Number
two? Elimination way it goes through. You can't und the base's bow.
Yeah, yeah, you can't.No, I should walk around the basement.
I can do my Frankenstein walk around. Okay, Well, get our
(43:00):
winner and uh, okay, what'syour name? Are you still on the
phone with us? What's your name? Rick? Ricky? What's up?
Rick? What's up? Man on? Rick? We're gonna hook you up.
Okay? And coming up? Comingup next is that part of the
(43:21):
show where you're gonna want to tryand drive one handed traffic in bondage.
Next on the villem Show, DellaForth Classic Rock, Long Star ninety two
five, White Snake. Here wego again. Well, you gotta do
what you gotta do because it isa workday, and you know what,
let me just stress that traffic goingto work is tied up. It's so
(43:45):
tied up you're moving at a snail'space. That means I smell leather.
It means it's time for traffic andbondage with the Mistress of the Highways and
the Middays, the one only Lindalash Good morning, boys. I am
(44:07):
so excited to be here to whipyou both in the shape. But take
that boat, Roberts, take thatAo should I say owl? Hey boy,
do you know what a dominatrix favoritesandwich shop is? It's Subway.
(44:31):
I just love it when you're submissive, Bow Roberts. Now both, I
heard you mentioned it was National eggMonth. So look what I brought you.
It's something very very special. It'sa plate of ronny eggs. Oh,
(44:54):
I'd rather have the whip than theeggs. Take that. I love
it when you scream you prefer thewhip to the eggs. Rah, excellent,
excellent. Do you know what theeggs said to the boiling water.
(45:15):
It's gonna take me a while toget hard. I just got laid this
morning. All right, let's lookat that drive traffic, as bo said,
is all tied up just the wayI like it. Right now.
In Irving one three, we hada little mishap. It left the right
(45:37):
lane blocked completely blocked at Story Road. And then in the mixed Masturbate or
I mean my bad the mixed Masterin Dallas, a car got rear ended.
Oh my, that's gonna leave abig scratch on your bumper. Sorry
(45:59):
about that, but I love itwhen you get scarred. In Alan,
slowdowns on the service road is seventyfive due to an accident. The intersection
there is blocked. You're going tohave to make a U turn. Have
you heard of the Linda Lash Uturnbow? No? But I'm fixing too,
(46:19):
are I? Yes? You are? You turn and I whip you
take that and that hope you're drivingto work is oh so painful. I'm
Linda lash with your traffic and bondedDallas Fort Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety
two five three doors down, which, in case you're curious, is my
(46:40):
laundry room from where I'm sitting back. Coming up. We have some ticket
to go see the Byron Nelson thisweekend. Hope mother nature is going to
cooperate. But I don't know ifyou guys heard this story. There was
a flight from Dallas to Japan hadto be canceled after the pilot was questioned
by cops for his wild behavior whiledrinking at an all night party at his
(47:02):
hotel. Now you know, pilotsaren't really supposed to do that. Japan
Airlines canceled the flight to check onthe mental and physical wellbeing of this forty
nine year old captain, who wasapparently still drunk. The one hundred and
fifty seven passengers had to be transferredto other flights, which of course pissed
everybody off. The pilot, whowas not identified. He had a big
(47:25):
dinner in Dallas with the other crewmembers around six o'clock in the evening,
and then continued partying all night inhis hotel, first in the lounge and
then the big shenanigans in his room. An employee of the hotel asked the
group be quiet. This is aroundtwo am in the morning and the guy
was supposed to fly a one amflight, so they called police over concerns
(47:46):
of the pilot's speech and behavior.The pilot was not allowed to fly because
he didn't make it, and theflight had to be canceled when another pilot
couldn't be found to replace him.Now, semi good part of the story
is he was allowed to fly lateron, but it was a real bad
idea. Here's audio of the pilotin the cockpit. Ooh job, this
(48:07):
is your pilot speak. An't good? I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
They were going to cancel the flightbecause they said I was at all light
party, but they don't know whatthey're talking about. I'm cool. You'll
look to your right. You'll seesome mountains and they're spitting. I'm sure
why flight sentence will be coming uphere to top off my drinking poo.
And now a message from the copilot. He's got a lamp straight on
(48:30):
his head. He's crazy mad,So tell them they don't suspect the thing.
Well, you know, you havea choice, which I light you
fight. You chose the one totallyfighting. I'm fine. Why you want
to fight or something? I'm sorry, okay, easy, I didn't work
out like that. Oh jeez,Okay, here's the story. The US
(48:55):
Drug Enforcement Administration is going to moveto reclassify merely juana as a less dangerous
drug. This is a shift togenerations of the American drug policy because all
was battles struck like heroin. Well, we all knew that was bs.
The proposal would recognize the medical usesof cannabis and acknowledge it that it has
(49:15):
less potential for abuse than some ofthe nation's more dangerous drugs. However,
it would not legalize marijuana outright forrecreational use. That would most likely be
left up to the states to decide. And of course we all know how
our little governor Gregie feels about thatnot on my watch, but the proposal
(49:36):
will be formally designed by Attorney toGeneral Merrick Garland, whose agency has ultimate
oversight of the US Drug Enforcement Agency. So don't get too excited if you're
a pothead. I'm just saying.Casey Wank of Weatherford loves to buy Texas
Lottery scratch off tickets. Well.Wank, who is forty eight, says
she always goes to the same gasstation in Weatherford and she purchases scratch tickets
(50:00):
from the same cashiers there. Shehas won one thousand dollars and a five
thousand dollars prize on scratch tickets inthe past, but her most recent win
is rather unique. Back in February, she had a losing cash Blast scratch
ticket. She scanned her ticket,and then she played in the second Chance
drawing and an unexpected letter came inthe mail to her. It was an
official final notice in the mail fromthe Texas Lottery notifying her that her scratch
(50:24):
ticket was selected for the one milliondollar Cash Blast Space Perspective drawing. Now,
not only would she and a guesthave the opportunity to travel to Florida
on an all expense paid trip intwenty twenty five. But every day she's
gonna have an opportunity to earn cashprizes. And then on the third day,
finalists will have the opportunity to visitthe Kennedy Space Center and meet astronauts,
(50:46):
and four lucky winners from that groupare gonna have the opportunity to travel
to the edge of space. Now, Wenk says she thought it was a
joke at first, so she calledthe Lottery Commission and they said, no,
this is legit. She told Channeleight News she dreamed of space travel
as a little girl. In fact, one of her favorite movies in Space
Camp, inspired her to one daytravel to space and guess what she just
(51:09):
might And if she wins the tripto space, she'll celebrate her twenty third
wedding anniversary with her husband one hundredthousand feet up in the air. So
congratulations, case, Oh how goodold man. It is cool. Then,
now, lately in Texas Walmart,you guys might have noticed that there's
(51:30):
a little under construction section up thereat front where the little mini stores are.
Hey, we're building and opening somethingnew. Well, Walmart has kind
of changed her mind about that,and it's health centers and virtual care service
that started elsewhere in the US fewyears ago, but it's just about to
come to Texas. And then Walmartsaid, Nope, we're changing our mind
and we're shutting down all of thehealth centers and virtual care service centers that
(51:52):
Walmart have offered in the United Statessince twenty nineteen. They were just about
to expand this telehealth pro graham intoTexas. They're going to close clinic locations
in Arkansas, Florida, Georgia,Illinois, and Ours that aren't even completely
open yet. The closings will notaffect the company's forty six hundred pharmacies and
(52:13):
more than three thousand vision centers.Walmart had fifty one health centers with those
five states and the goal of helpingpeople save money on their healthcare needs.
Oh so much for that. Threeclinics opening Houston earlier this month. Others
were scheduled to open round here inour backyard this week in Desota and Fort
Worth. Several hundred Walmart jobs willbe eliminated due to this I hate it
(52:35):
for you all, but a numberwasn't available now centers into twenty twenty four,
mostly in Dallas and Houston. Theywere also planning to expand into Phoenix,
Kansas City, Missouri, and someother US areas all gone. I
saw one at the Walmart and thecounty they had one of those. Yeah
health centers. Yeah. You know. If you say to yourself, I
(52:57):
think I'm sick, I have timeto go to the doctor, I'm going
a Walmart. That might be abad decision to begin. I'm just saying.
Davon Busters used to take my kidsthere all the time. They are
rolling out a new feature that willallow customers to actually bet on its arcade
games. The arcade venue is partneringwith Lucra to implement the gamification software into
(53:22):
the daven Busters app. This willallow loyalty members to digitally compete with each
other with a friendly wager on arcadegames such as hot Shots, basketball or
ski ball if, of course,you're eighteen or over. The new in
app features will allow gamers to earnrewards and unlock exclusive perks. Dave and
Busters didn't specify how soon the featuremay be available, but the addition comes
(53:45):
as sports and betting has become legalizedand more mainstream across the country. Now
it's in Davon Busters, Who Okaycoming up? We also got another prize
for you. We have a fourpack of tickets to the Barron Nelson this
weekend at the TPC Ranching McKinny.That's coming up next on the Bow and
Them show Fox Dallas Fort was Classicrockelone star ninety two five. Okay,
(54:15):
let's solve the mystery. Who wonour four packham tickets to the Byron Nelson
this weekend? That would be themystery is solved. His name is Mark
Anderson. Check this out, youguys. Mark Anderson's birthday is on Bash
Day. Are you a serious?June twenty first. Yeah, so he
come in, but he just gotfour tickets to the Byron on the house.
(54:36):
Congratulations Mark, so you can celebratetwice if you want to. Now
here's the story that I found thatwe're just now getting. And there's a
reason. Luxury jewelry maker Cartier isn'tknown for giving stuff away, but in
the case of a man in Mexico, that's what they had to do.
Now, anna help me with thispronunciation. The guy's name is Roggeo Villarial.
(55:00):
How do you how would you saythat? Rol? See why I
couldn't do it. My lips hadbeat me to death. Okay, so
just listen to Anna. Well.Roguelo was looking through Cardier's web page when
he came upon an offer that he'sseen was too good to be true,
but he checked it out anyway.Cardier apparently had made a mistake and on
(55:22):
their website listed gold and diamond earringsfor two hundred and thirty seven pesos,
which is about fourteen dollars, insteadof the correct price of two hundred and
thirty seven thousand pesos, which isfourteen thousand dollars. So he ordered.
He ordered two sets, and theysent it to him, but they said
(55:45):
hold on, that listing was amistake and offered him a consolation prize if
he would send the jewelry back,but Mexican officials back to this position,
said no, you got to honorthe prize you advertised, whether it's right
or wrong. He finally got theear rings two weeks ago at his price,
(56:05):
and he posted the video of himselfonline unboxing the merchandise, showing it
off to the camera and smiling.But then he got a little tired of
all the public attention because every singleradio in Mexico started calling him wanting to
talk about it. Now, hewants people to stop talking about it and
stop calling him, but he stillgot his ear rings. Way to go,
see power to the people. I'mfair nice, yeah, absolutely absolutely.
(56:30):
What else is happening now? Well, I tell you what, bo
it's the beginning of a new month, so bills are due. How about
we hook people up with one thousanddollars to help them out. There's month.
Rock the Bank is back on loneStar and coming up just after nine,
we have your first chance to winone thousand dollars. Just listen for
that keyword. When you hear it, you enter it at lone Star ninety
two five dot com and you justmight be the next big winner. Rock
(56:52):
the Bank on lone Star ninety twoto five. Jallos Forwards Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five. It's beena fun show today. We're halfway through
the week, and uh, letlet me make an applaug for myself on
golf course and choose your news todaybecause it doesn't often happen. So tomorrow
(57:16):
when we give away the Santana tickets, it'll be fun with music day.
So we'll think of something musical togive it away. Maybe a theme from
a TV show, maybe a themefrom a movie. I don't know.
We'll put our little feeble heads togetherand see what we can come up with.
Now, let's talk some time wastershere, shall we. Okay,
(57:37):
you know what we've got up onthe Bow and Them show page at lone
Star ninety two to five dot comToday, Bo, you talked about this
earlier this week, how Sammy Hagarwas gonna get the star on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame. Right, Well, it's official, Sammy has his own
star. The ceremony took place infront of Amba Records yesterday and Sammy got
(57:58):
pretty emotional yesterday's ceremony. From whereI started, I'm most proud of being
from fun Tanna, California. Startedout with nothing. We never owned a
home, we barely owned the car. Alcoholic father, abusive, my mother
raised four kids without an education.When I was young. That used to
(58:22):
embarrassed me, But now I'm soproud of that. To be here with
that star and come from nothing thatmakes me proud makes me proud too.
I was crying while we starting.Yeah, we have the entire ceremony up
on our page if you want tocheck it out. And don't forget Sammy,
Hagary is gonna be a del Seki'sPavilion August twenty second. You can
(58:45):
get your tickets now or you cannajust wait because we're gonna have more to
give away. So you didn't getto h Town to see the Rolling Stones
on Sunday night. Damn Yeah.The Stones have posted a two minute highlight
reel and it is amazing. Itfeatures the opening song what Else start Me
(59:05):
Up, along with Angry, thefirst single off Hackney Diamonds, which we
absolutely love. Meanwhile, Ronnie Woodsis sharing how the Stones prepared a tour
and you can read all about thatand see the highlight reel up on our
page bo. Back in twenty twentytwo, the documentary about the one day
Toronto Rock and Roll Revival Festival innineteen sixty nine was released on video on
(59:28):
demand. Well, it is nowgoing to be released digitally on June twenty
eighth, and it's gonna be playingin select movie theater so you'll be able
to see John Lennon, Eric Claptonand the rest of the performers from that
festival on the big screen. Hereis Eric Clapton talking about how back in
nineteen sixty nine, John Lennon calledhim and asked him on three hours notice
(59:50):
to fly from London to join hisband for this Toronto concerts. We've got
into the first class compartment of theairplane and got our guitars out and rehearsed
the songs that he wanted to do. I can't imagine that happening now.
The bottom of me was very strong. You know. It's a great companionship
there, except when we got toToronto Airport, a limousine rolled up and
John Yoka got in and off theywent, and we were just left standing
(01:00:12):
there on the curve, not knowingwhat to do. I don't know how
we got to the hotel. Ididn't even know what the thing was about.
I didn't know, for instance,that we'd gone on with Little Richard
and Joldy Lewis e the side ofit. I didn't know any of what
was going on. Really, wewere just having a great time. I
love that John Lennon and Yoko justleft them there to figure out how they
were going to get Star hotel.That is hysterical. I'm sorry. We
(01:00:35):
don't have time. We have timeanywhere, So we have the trailer up
for you to check out. Also, a video from the Festival of Lennon's
performance. I did not watch it, so I don't know if Yoko Ono
is going to be doing any screeching, but it is the plastic Ono ban
So. Deep Purple have released PortableDoor. It's the first single and the
(01:01:00):
video off their forthcoming twenty third album, Equals One. It's set for release
on July nineteenth, and we've gotthat first single video up on our page
if you want to check it out. Deep Purple with Yes Opening start their
US tour August fourteenth and Hollywood,Florida. But they're making a stop at
Dicky's Arena in Fort Worth on Monday, August nineteenth. Sorry, it's a
(01:01:22):
school night. I know Ao's justplanning to sleep here at the studio something.
Yeah, I gotta go. Heis not gonna miss it. Finally,
I definitely want to teach my dogthis trick, and I think Ao
wants to teach his dogs this trickas well. We've got a video of
a dog and when he's thirsty,he turns on the water faucet himself and
(01:01:44):
he knows how to turn it offas well. So we've got this video
up on the Bone Them show pageat lone Start ninety two to five dot
com good Boys Classic Rock lone Starninety two five. I ain't got time
to go to Africa. I justgotta stay here because the show must go
on tomorrow, right, come Padresand Ao it does. The show goes
(01:02:07):
on always as it does fite populardemand. The show goes on again tomorrow
when it'll be Fun with Music Day. We'll have a mash up for you
and we'll have some kind of funway with music to give away those Santana
tickets, and of course we'll havemore tickets to the Byron Nelson this weekend
(01:02:28):
at Craig Ranch in McKinney. Now, the next order of business is our
after show decompression session, because Iknow you won't find this hard to believe
after doing this show. We sowe have to decompress just a little bit
and talk about whatever pops into ourbrains. If we have any brain function
(01:02:51):
left after doing a show like this, exactly, we'll see what happens.
That's the way we roll around here, don't you know. Well, So
that being said, anybody have anyany subjects they want to cover or about
can call in and tell us StarsMavericks, the Stars and the Mavericks.
(01:03:13):
They're playing tonight. We need tolike have a seance here. The Stars,
the Mavericks and the Rangers are allplaying basically at the same time,
only a couple of hours apart.So it's going to be really stressful for
sports fans around here, don't youknow. Yeah, yeah, there's that.
And then of course we've got thingslike May of the fourth Star Wars
(01:03:35):
Day coming up, Cinco de Mayocoming up this weekend, Drinko de Maayo,
Drinko de Mayo. Damn it wrong, you know, No, I
have I have bits for both days, so we'll play some. We may
play one or two of them tomorrow, and we play play one or two
of them on Friday. Perfect Idon't know. Let me get my feeble
mind thinking out here. So becauseI do have a Star Wars song can
(01:04:00):
play, so we'll do that one. And oh, I know what we'll
do for sinkleed Mio on Sunday,but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna spoil
the surprise. Let's just jump intoour after show decompression session and see what
happens, because even we don't know. Okay, yeah, all right,
keep it, keep it dween theditches. Bitches, we'll see yelled marray
(01:04:26):
aye aye, bye bye
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