The Bo and Them Full Show - Comedian Dwayne Perkins stops by, Rev Billy C Wurtz's "Woman Song" - May 17, 2024 (Ep 1154)

Episode Transcript

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It's going now Ricky Buffy was born. I'm going to become the fastest man
alive record. Dear Lord, babyJesus, oh, thank you for my
family, my two beautiful Sids Walkerand Texas Ranger, and of course my

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red hot smoking wife Carly. Whoow. You know it might be cool
sometimes you could set me up fora win. You can't have two number
one? Yeah you can. Thatmakes eleven, but no man stays on
the top of it. Absolutely.Man, I'm about to sign your baby.
You're not gonna want to watch thatforehead forever. Well, the big
news is of NASCAR has gone French. Hey am coming flutely, keep Boby.

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He's on the walls. I'm flyingthrough the ears. It's good.
Happy weekend. I hope you havethe best weekend ever ever. Yeah baby,
Yeah, it's showtime, Baby,showtime. It's an awesome show.
I thought this was a comedy show. It's a comedy that's too good to

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be funny. Yeah, baby,look at me. I'm an actor.
It was always my dream to bean actor. You're just going to read
the lines and then I'll say,God, I'm a dude, plain a

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dude disguises another dude, I'm notI it's Friday as bad here day.
It's Friday. You know what thatmeans. It is definitely Friday. We

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made it, yes, yes,And I know why you started the show
with the Talladega Knights and Ricky Bobbybecause today it is NASCAR Day. Today
nod to our clugs, Mark FaborEllen and Kenton Nelson at Texas Motor Speedway.

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And I hate to bring us downright away, but we got some
terrible news this morning that our oldfriend, former president of Texas Motor Speedway,
Eddie Gossage, passed away. AndEddie was a dear friend of this
show for many, many years.So we'll officially say goodbye to him during
sports of all sorts. Yeah,and he was young punching the gut for
me. Yeah, very much.So it really was. It is also

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International Day against Homophobia. Why can'teverybody just live and let live? Look,
you stay in your leane, I'llstay in mind. Because someone's gay
doesn't mean they're going to give youa reach around while you're checking out groceries.
It's also National Mushroom Hunting Day.Mushroom hunting ya ya, y'all don't

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want to make stupa of those mushrooms. Y'all want to get tore up from
the floor on that psilocybin me andyou can put some of those regular mushrooms
on your pizza because it's National PizzaParty Day. I don't know what you
like on your pizza. My daughterBailey doesn't like anything on her pizza but
cheese. I want everything, everythingon my pizza. Everything, but well,

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I love olives. But you knowin Australia they put eggs on their
pizza and I'm not a Yeah.And for dessert after you finish your pizza,
it's National Cherry Cobb Yeah, ohyeah. It is National Shades Day,

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dedicated to all those sunglasses you've lostover the years. I mean,
who loses more sunglasses or cigarette lighters? It's a toss up for you.
Wait a minute, It's National packrat Day, the day of those of
you who never throw anything away ever, because who knows you may have a

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day when you'll need that old emptycardboard box that's been sitting there for years.
Just don't become a hoarder. Ohyeah, well, don't end up
on that A and E show Hoarders. Yeah. I can't even watch that
show. Gives me anxiety. Ohman, hey, why knows it's National
Pino Greasio Day. It's a betterdrunk than Mad Dog twenty, that's sure

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it is. It's also today todayis Endangered Species Day, because in our
case, there's not many managers andhigher ups in radio that know what they're
doing species. He threw us inthere. Okay, how nice? Yeah,
no, just the guys that alwayshave to wear suits up top.

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And it is oh Henry pun OffDay, And I didn't know what that
was, so I looked it up. It happens today in Austin behind the
O. Henry Museum in Brush SquarePark, where people get together and make
each other grown by telling stupid punyou know, like, okay, I
got a pun, alright. Atermite walks into a pub and says,

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is the bartender here? See?You know it'd take you a while because
it's a stupid Oh the bartender likehe wants to eat the bar tender.
Okay, it's so stupid, youdon't so stupid you don't get it right
off the bad Oh Henry was agood Kendy war too, by the way,

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yummy, Yes, it will absolutelyOh yeah, okay, we got
sports of all sorts coming up.Well, say goodbye to our old friend
Eddie Cossage. Then we got freakingfool file Comedian Dwayne Perkins. He's at
TK Statehouse at Comedy Club. He'sgoing to join us at seven o'clock hour.
Another installment of Hey and Know whatHappening? We got Bash tickets at

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seventy fifty starring Sticks and Foreigner,and take us to see comedian Kevin Hart
at Lucas Oil Live at Windstar Casino. All that and so much more as
we get ready to celebrate Friday.And what do we do? We got
to do the morning stretch? Oh, yes we do, Yes, you
got that right? Oh snack allright, Might slap yourself in the face

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to help wake you up, Geta shower and shave and do the other
thing. Get ready, because it'stime to officially get you going. It's
time to wake up. Hit itbaby, Dallas Forts Classic Rock Loan Start
ninety two five. Good morning toall young Americans and the old ones too.
It is six point thirty now,and it's time for sports of all

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sorts. Okay, there we go, And we got some really bad news
this morning. Legendary motorsports promoter andformer Texas Motor Speedway President Eddie Gossage passed
away at the age of sixty five. Under his leadership, Texas Motor Speedway
was successful at hosting NASCAR, IndyCar, World of Outlaw races as well as

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big name concerts. I mean,the Stones played there, Aerosmith, Doobie
Brother, Sammy Hagar, Leonard SkinnardNow. In twenty fifteen, Eddie was
behind the effort to build the world'slargest led high definition television, the twenty
two thousand, seven hundred and foursquare foot Big House TV that made Jerry

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Jones very jealous. Jerry Jones jealous. Try that as a tongue twister,
Jones as strange baared mind now dammit. Eddie retired in twenty twenty one to
spend more time with his family.And he was a dear friend of this
show for many, many years.We always loved it when he'd come in
a Wednesday or two before the actualraces, and he always took care of

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us whenever we did a broadcast thereat the track. I mean, he
made sure we were fed, madesure we had guests. He was simply
an all around good dude who kneweverybody in racing, and I never heard
anyone say anything bad about Eddie.I'm sure he probably pissed a couple of
people off during his tenure, butnever heard anybody say anything bad. Funeral

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arrangements are pending, but we'll letyou know when we hear anything. Sorry
to see Eddie go. I alwayslearnt when he was young. I mean,
sixty five is young? Sixty fiveheartbreaking. Well, as you know,
Mike Tyson is stepping out of retirementand back in the ring, back
in the ring to fight YouTuber JakePaul this summer in Arlington. Last night,
they met face to face at TexasLive to promote the highly anticipated event.

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Naturally, Jake Paul got booed whenintroduced, and Iron Mike came out
to cheers from the crowd. Onereporter asked, Iron Mike, what why
he's fighting when he's so old?How do you respond to people who are
critical about this fight taking place inthe first place at all because of your
differences, particularly your age. Well, I don't see too many people critical

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about it. Look at this,uh huh. Meanwhile, another reporter asked
Jake Paul whether this was just abig old gimmick It's been four years in
this sport and I've done more toit than any boxer in the history of
the sport. So in due time, sir, I will be fighting for

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a world championship and I will beshutting you the farm go up and making
you eat your own words. Yeah. So, apparently Mike Tyson was irritated
by the antics of Jake Paul andhe briefly walked off at the end of
the press conference. Now, thePaul versus Tyson Made event is happening July
twentieth at at and T Stadium inArlington. Tickets went on sale yesterday.

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The cheapest ticket listed was seventy dollars, but tickets much closer to the ring
on the field were priced at severalthousands of dollars. According to officials at
Arlington's press conference. Just hours intothe sale going live, the fight card
broke the all time record in thestate of Texas for sales in a combat
sporting event. It is exclusively goingto be streamed on Netflix. There will

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be no pay per view. Now, some of you in North Texas have
already got information on this as Cowboysfans. But here's a little bit more.
Netflix has recently officially announced a longRuburn documentary series on Jerry Jones,
Jared Jones, and also the DallasCowboys. This is coming to Netflix.
The project will tell the story ofJerry Jones and how he transformed the Cowboys

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franchise after buying the team in nineteeneighty nine. Now, there's going to
be a lot of new footage.It hasn't really been out there yet.
There's new interviews with Cowboy legends likeAkman with Michael Irvin Dion, Jimmy Johnson,
Berry Switzer, George w and Pointsof Light. Bush and Nike founder
Phil Knight will also take part inthe project and be on camera. There

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is no release date for the Cowboysdocumentary yet, but it's gonna be ten
episodes long and it's gonna be apage turner, especially in this part of
the country. I think now Iknow some of you were wondering. No,
the ten part Dallas Cowboys documentary serieswill not be a cartoon which Facebook.

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As long as it's the Jerry Show, I don't care. And just
Waite is gonna be Jerry the moviecoming out really yeah. Now, Starting
tonight, both of our teams inthe playoffs have a chance to close out
their opponents and get to the semifinalswith a win. Your Dallas Stars can
suck it up and put one day'sloss to Colorado behind them by beating the
Avalanche tonight on their home ice infront of their home fans. The Stars

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have been a dominant road team inthe playoffs this season, rolling up a
four to one record and outscoring theopposition sixteen to eight, but they have
not been good at home. Dallaslost five to three to the Colorado Avalanche
at the American Airline Center on Wednesdayto let the Abs sneak back up to
two games to three this series.We're hoping that road dominance comes into play

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tonight when the puck drops at nineo'clock in Denver, and the Mavericks got
a road win in Oklahoma City thatsame Wednesday night that the Stars lost at
home to Their playoff record in thisround is three to two as well.
Just like the Stars in the Avalanche, the MAVs can send the thunder packing
by winning Tomorrow night at the AmericanAirline Center and move to the next round.

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Tip Off Saturday is at seven o'clock. We all get nervous for both
teams when we have to play agame seven. So let's hope both teams
getter done on this weekend and horseracing, eight thoroughbreds will take center stage
at the twenty twenty four Preakness Stakestomorrow, and a quick glance at the
field for the second leg of theTriple Crown may bring to mind an iconic

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Will Feral character. Well that's becausethe cult set to start in the number
one position at Plumcole Racecourse in Baltimoreis Mugatu, which is the name of
the villain played by Will Ferrell inthe Zoolander comedy Oh Yeah, See if
you saw those you said, Ohokay, I get it. The horse,

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who is owned by Average Joe RacingStables, is indeed named after Ferrell's
Zoolander character. In fact, Mugatu'ssire or father is the name Blofeld,
which is a nod to the villainfrom the James Bond movies. Well,
Mugatu was assigned twenty to one morningline odds for the Preakness, which is

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scheduled for five point fifty pm tomorrow. The race will air on NBC Peacock,
nbcsports dot Com and the NBC Sportsapp as well. So I gotta
ask, I'm scared to but howthe Rangers do? Huh? So the
Rangers had yesterday off. The TexasRangers will open up a three game series
tonight against the Los Angeles Angels andformer manager Ron Washington. First pitch tonight

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will be at seven h five atGlobeli Field. Of course, the World
Series champions have been struggling in recentdays, which is why BO was scared
to ask, and a lot ofthat has to do with injuries Bo.
That seems to be the biggest storylinesurrounding the Texas Rangers this season. Among
those who are nursing injuries, MaxShirtzer, the former cy Young Award winner,
he has yet to step onto amajor league mound this season after undergoing

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back surgery during the off season.Shirtzer, however, recovered quicker than expected.
He began a rehab assignment earlier thismonth with hopes of returning to the
Texas Rangers rotation before the end ofthis month, but those hopes were dashed.
However, this week, after Shirtzerwas moved from the fifteen day injury
list to this sixty day injury list. The right hander has been dealing with

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a nerve issue that may slow downhis return. You know, Shirtzer wasn't
really even expected to be back onthe field until closer to June, if
not July. But we definitely needa you know, He's not the only
Rangers pitcher currently on the sixty dayinjured list. Both Jacob de Gram and
Tyler Ma have been sidelined since theseason began. Two Ranger starters, both

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recovering from Tommy John surgery with hopesof returning later this season. Fingers crossed
good luck to the Rangers tonight.Yeah, come on, boys, let's
go. We want to send outa double heap and helping of congratulations to
local boy here named Scotty Scheffler.Now, Scotty knows how to swing a
set of clubs, and he ruledat the twenty twenty four PGA Championship recently.

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But that's not all the Scotty story, and that's not the only pat
on the back we want to givehim. A week before the PGA Championship,
Scotty became a daddy. Oh yes, that major life event doesn't seem
to have thrown his game off atall. He is the world's number one

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rank golfer, and he enjoyed ahighlight reel opening hole at Valhalla Golf Club
in Louisville, Kentucky yesterday. Schefflerstarted with a bang one hundred and sixty
five foot crusher shot from the fairwayto the Open Major tournament with an eagle
on the par three first hole.Not bad. Scheffler, who welcomed a
baby boy with his wife Meredith,on the eighth of this month, is

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trying to become the first golfer sinceJordan's Speeth in twenty fifteen and just the
fifth since nineteen sixty to sweep thefirst two majors of the year. He
captured his second green jacket with adominant performance in last month's Masters, giving
him two career major championships. Roundnumber two gets underweighted day. Not bad

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for a home boy, Not badat all. Ye absolutely, And here's
something that you may not want tomiss. The inaugural Florida Man Games in
February proved to be such a successfulshowcase of the Sunshine State's most unique set
of skills that organizers are bringing itback next year. The finest mullets,

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beer guts, and neck tattoos againbeyond display on March first of twenty twenty
five at the Saint John's Country Fairgrounds, which is a new and larger venue
for the Games. The inaugural eventattracted five thousand people and organizers expect a
lot more next year. Team submissionsare now being accepted through September. Aspiring

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competitors must be eighteen or older andhave at least one member that is twenty
one. It should also go withoutsaying that each competitor must be a Florida
resident. Okay, no ringers allowed, and all teams must submit a video
of each member to be considered.Only twelve teams will be chosen to compete.
The first Florida Man Games featured eventslike pork butt eating contests, a

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pool noodle mud duel, a sumowrestling match in which competitors had to spill
their opponent's beer, and the verypopular Evading arrest obstacle course where competitors had
to run from actual policemen chasing character. How much more do you want in
an entertainment extravaganzada, Well we gotan extravaganga. It's called The Freaking Fool

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File. Coming up next on theGo and then Show Dallas for Worst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to fivebrain damage, which is something you need
if you're going to be in radio. I'm coming up a visit from comedian
Dwayne Perkins. He's at TK Steakhouseand Comedy Club. That's coming up.
But now it is time for thatcelestial event known as the Freaking Fool File,

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and that kind of is what thefirst story is about. These two
university students in England were catfished intomistaking the purple glow in the sky for
the Northern Lights. What it was. They were walking home from a night
out drinking in Norwich. They werea little tipsy when they saw the purple
hue in the night sky, sothey said, it's called to be the

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Northern Lights, so they ran upthis hill to see it. The pair
could be seen laughing and talking excitedlywhile looking at the glow, but soon
realized it wasn't the Northern Lights atall, but the glow from a nearby
hotel called the Premiere Inn. Yes, a little mistake there. The pair

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had visited Iceland back in January hopingto see the Northern Lights, but for
some reason they didn't get to seehim, and they were joked that they
were disappointed to have missed them again, damn it. The rare phenomenomenon could
be seen throughout the UK as farsouth as France last Friday and Saturday night,
following that severe solar storm last week. A premiere In spokesman said,

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there's no need to search the skies. Premiere In is a beacon of light
and can bring the aurora glow directlyin your room without needing a camera to
see it. God yeah, Ithink they felt a little stupid after that,
But then again, it's funny tous because it's always funny when it
happens to someone else, Isn't itabsolutely okay? Fancy restaurants, they put

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a lot of importance on the presentationwhen serving their guests a plate, which
is why they often spruce up theplates with a piece of garnish, some
parsley, a kale leaf, anedible flower. But a Japanese restaurant in
Tampa, Florida is accused of goinga little too far to make their meals
more instagram worthy. A local journalistdid some investigative work and found that the

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pretty green, leafy things that theywere putting on their plates aren't just inedible.
They're actually from foxtail ferns that therestaurant workers are pulling out of the
ground from an area right behind therestaurant, like in the alley. The
big problem with that is the plantsline the sidewalk and dogs frequently pesh on

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them. There is actually video showingdogs beating on these plants. Many of
those plants have been ending up onpeople's plates. The owner of the restaurant
insists the plants are decorative and don'tcome into contact with the food, but
on the same plate. So whatseems hard to believe is that you might
eat something dog has whiz done soout that's gross. If you try to

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eat that little sprig on your plate, you think this has a little wang
cood plants, all right. Sothere's a man in upstate New York,
and I just don't understand people sometimes, you know, we can start out
with one simple traffic ticket and thenext thing you know, you lose controlled,
get upset, and it's all snowballedinto hell. This guy is in

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a lot of trouble and it allstarted with one common traffic ticket. It's
a man in upstate New York andHe turned a simple traffic ticket into a
felony that's gonna send him to jailfor a long time. We don't know
the exact outcome of this yet,but Tyler Williams, twenty six years old,
is in a hell of a lotof trouble. We know that much.
He was pulled over in December.He was issued a ticket for various
traffic violations. He could have justpaid the fine, been done with it,

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washed his hands of it. Butinstead, Williams got super pissed.
He searched the internet for information onthe trooper who pulled him over, and
he burned his house. He setfire to the troopers ticket. Yeah to
the father, the father of thetrooper. He's the guy who got his
house burned down, the trooper's father. The blaze left the home completely uninhabitable.

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Sounds like a total loss to me. During the five month investigation,
the cops used a grand total awhopping twenty search warrants to get this guy.
They also used digital forensics subpoenas.It all led to the arrest of
Williams. He was cuffed and stuffcharged with arson mainly, but he's looking
at a lengthy prison sentence for thatif convicted. You know, sometimes it's

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just better to suck it up,pay the ticket, chalk it up to
experience. But no, this guyhad flip out and go for revenge,
and it's going to cost him waymore than just one simple ticket violation.
Can you say anger management classes seriouslybroke? Yeah? Yeah, a couple
of couple of weeks in the slammerof chill him out. Okay. There's

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a guy who is known as cheeseballMan. He's the superhero New Yorkers never
knew they need it. His superpoweris mesmerizing crowds with his insatiable craving for
cheeseballs. After plastering the whole ofManhattan with flyers for several months, this

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mystery man known as cheeseball Man,gathered a crowd of hundreds to watch him
eat a whole tub of cheeseballs asfast as he could. It all started
with some flyers showing a man withan orange ski mask calling a large tub
of cheeseballs and inviting everyone to comewatch him devour the treats in Manhattan's Union
Square Park late last month. Theflyers went up months before the big day,

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and although cheeseman didn't really expect alarge crowd to accept the invitation.
He was blown away by the sizeof the people that showed up. Close
to one thousand people gathered in UnionSquare Park to watch him gobble down this
great, big bar of cheeseballs inthis big bin, and videos of the
big event have so far been viewedmillions of times online. Crazy. A

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viral video shows cheeseball Man making aspeech in front of a big crowd before
going to work on this huge bucketof cheeseballs. You can hear people cheering
him on as he begins to kindof struggle with the cheese peach, and
that seems to give him the motivationto push on. He's already planning next
year's meeting, telling reporters that heplans to eat two big jars of cheeseballs

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in front of people. Goals,that's a good way to get yourself in
the hospital with a blocked up andtesting. Yeah, I'm just saying,
I don't think his hath started outorange. I think his hat started out
black and it became orange by theend of it. All the cheese dust,
Yeah, yeah, I love that. Probably, Hey, then give
me the ven dot Com. Bowand Then Bash is just a little over

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a month away, featuring Sticks andForeigner at dose Eki's Pavilion June twenty first.
If you want to go and don'twant to spend the dough, as
Bow likes to say, well,just be listening next hour for your chance
to win those tickets with a specialRocker Birthday edition of the Friday Foster Clock.
That's at seven fifty right here onthe Bow and Them show on Dallas
fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo to five. Dallas fort Worth's Classic

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Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Hey, it's Friday and we got
some company. Say hello to DwaynePerkins. Hey, guys, thank you
for having me. Thank you,thank you. Well listen. I'm sorry
I couldn't be there to welcome youin person because I have to broadcast from

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home temporarily, but I will telleverybody that Dwayne Perkins is at TK Steakhouse
and Comedy Club. How was yourflight here from lax Oh? It was
great. You know, I hada super early flight. Very la moment
happened. I fell asleep at theterminal. I wake up and right in
front of me there's a guy withan entire face tat it up, whole

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entire. That's not That's not somethingyou want to see when you first wake
up. Yeah, because for asecond I thought I died and I went
to the wrong place, you know, But this is the la part.
I look closer and he's drinking thevanilla latte and reading People magazine, And
I'm like, no, bro,I need you. I need you.
Drinking blood out of a goblin iswhat I need from you and reading a

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book of spells. Right, Yeah, it's not surprising if it's like post
malone or jelly roll or something exactly. He had. He had a briefcase
and and it was like, Iwant to just ask him, Hey,
you know, no disrespect, butwhat's going on here? Did you have
a group on? Now? Fromwhat I understand, you're a big believer

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in the American dream Dwayanne. Absolutely, I believe no matter where you start,
you can make something out of yourself. You know, I think we
we got about five years left ofthat. No, but seriously, my
cousin Colvin is the American Dream fromBrooklyn. He spent seven years in prison,
and uh, that's that's not thedream part. But what I'm scared

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while in prison. These are classes. He got his college degree in jail,
graduated top of his jail class.Was so proud of he made the
wardens list. He was a greatstudent, a great student. My cousin
got out of jail with his degreeand in two weeks he got a job
at a bank. Really, no, I'm teasing you, he didn't.
He didn't get a job. Hedid a bank job. Is that I

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Well, he wanted to go backand get his master's degree, you know
what I mean, continuous studies.It was messed up though, because they
sent him to a different jail andhis credits in transfer. They had to
start all over each. He can'tgo to the community jail. He got
to go to the right jail.People. Now, Dwayne, you're from

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Brooklyn, right, And have youever performed in Harlem, like at the
Apollo, because that's the most brutalaudience in the world. You know what.
I've never done the Apollo, ButI did start my comedy in Harlem.
I started there. Used to bea comedy club up there called the
Uptown Comedy Club, and that iswhere I started. I would go from
Brooklyn to there. The thing aboutNew York is that Brooklyn people we are

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afraid of people from Harlem and viceversa. So I didn't realize that.
I didn't. I didn't. Ididn't know how much street credit I had.
So when I went up there,they were like, Oh, it's
this Brooklyn guy, watch out forhim. And it was great. It
was great, and it was definitelytrial by fire. The Uptown Comedy Club
had a segment called the New JackSegment, and the crowd was instructed to
just do whatever they wanted, like, let us know if you like them,

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if you don't like them, lethim know, right. Yeah,
so you know it would I would. I would kill bomb, kill bomb.
That's how my comedy went for thein the beginning. Yes, exactly.
Yeah. Now, since you're fromBrooklyn, do you like living in
La? Now? I do?LA is interesting LA. I tell people

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l A. You know, peoplethink son and everything. LA has a
bunch of I don't know, Ican't, you know, you can't say
crazy anymore. There's some people thatare touched, you know, in LA,
and there they touched and they respecteach other. Here's what I tell
people, I go, LA hasthe best touched people because they're unionized.
They actually have an union, andevery corner is a guy, but that's

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his corner. He's been assigned thatcorner. And they respect each other because
if one guy is kind of doingthis thing and another guy walks over,
they talk it out like gentlemen.The first guy will be like, hey
man, no disrespect, not fornothing, but this is kind of way
I do my crazy. So yeah, yeah, but understanding this what I
just said to you. That iswhat they hear because they speak the same

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crazy. That was a translation.Yeah, that's not what you would hear
if you were watching. What youwould hear is the first guy say I
can't cole ate my biscuits. Andthen and then the second guy goes tell
it tubby, Tella, Tubby,I don't that makes it more entertaining.
With Dwayne Perkins coming up next onThe Bow and Them Show on lone Star

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ninety two, Dallas Fort Worths ClassicRock lone Star ninety two, five seven
twenty case you like have a realjob or something, but Dwayne Perkins is
our special guest. He's a tK steakhouse and comedy club, and not
only is he a very funny comic, he is also an all four we
got a book called Hot Chocolate forthe Mind. Is this road stories or

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is this how a comic really thinks? I would say maybe the latter,
But it's it's been a bit ofboth. Just just a bunch of you
know, humorous essays. I callit amusing musings, you know if you
will. So yeah, it's likeI started with a blog and I had
so many entries that I compiled thebest of the blog entries and made them

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a book. And the reason whyit's called Hot Chocolate for the mine,
I didn't. I didn't really.I didn't seek out to be inspirational.
But people kind of seem to likeit. And it was already chicken soup
for something else, so right exactly, and I'm hot chocolate, thank you,
thank you. Yeah, it's beengood. It's been good. You

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know a lot of stories about mymom, who I love. She she
she pops up at me now,and and I don't. I don't personally
have any children. I tell peopleI waited. I waited to have kids
because my mom had me kind ofyoung, so I wanted to. In
my mind, I wanted to.I wanted to fix it, you know,
to like make her a grandmother atthe right age. I was trying
to clean up the timeline a littlebit. Yeah, no, because my

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mom, she's only fifteen years olderthan me. That's that's a little snug
you can say it's snuggy. Yeah. But the good thing is she could
never play the back in my daycard because I was there. I used
to help away to homework, like, Ma, you got to carry it
in one. How many times I'lltell you this, Yeah, I still

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remember to day. My grandma sentme and my mom on the couch and
told us there was no Santa Clausand we cried. That was a tough
day for both of us. Yes, we were so good that year.
You know. Now you get totravel a lot because of your job.
R Yes, absolutely. So whatare the differences between the countries that you've

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been to? And well, it'sinteresting, I tell people, because I
am hot chocolate. They they don'tlike Americans everywhere you go, the most
places. Some they like us,but you know, we're annoying, you
know, to them. And Itell people they don't. They don't seem
to mind black Americans quite as much, no direspect because like they know,
it wasn't us. You know whatI mean, we had nothing to do

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with that, bro, you know. And I think what it is is
that every country they know so muchabout us and we don't know so much
about them. People don't realize we'resuch a big country. We have our
own thing. Americas like we're likethe hot chick of the world. Really,
yeah, we just we just don'tget it, Like we just don't
understand what's going on. Like youknow how hot chicks they think things are
free, like entitled. Yeah,hot ticks are like we don't have to

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wait in line, you know,come in to drinks for free. That's
that's kind of America. We justdon't you know. America's also like we're
like we're not a bully, butwe're like when people bring who they think
is their bully on like Covich orSpringer, and they're like, you picked
on me in school and I camehere to tell you about yourself and I
made it. I still rose likea phoenix. And the bully's always like,

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I'm sorry, bro, I don'tremember you. Like what that's America.
We're like, I'm sorry, littlecountry, do we we did something
to you? I'm sorry? Whatdo you guys do? Make key change,
Like, tell me what a lifewith this joke? As you'll be
everyone like, right, this jokeis like everyone on both sides of the

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fence. They like it because theythink different things, like some people think
that's right, brother preach and everyone'slike other people like we don't know them.
We don't need to know them,you know. So everyone thinks when
I write a joke, and everyonethinks I wrote it for them, you
know what I mean? Yes,yes, process, yes, okay,
listen, I gotta ask you,did you really plan on becoming a male
stripper? That's a rumor that I. Oh, he's reading a book that's

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so good, thank you. BoWell, you know what, it's a
very salacious title. And I wouldsay, yes, I am a male
stripper, but it's not what youthink. Basically, I've spent my life
in coffee shops and quite often there'sno plug, so I bring an electric

(34:36):
strip with me, so that wayout of the gutter. Okay, I
thought, Now I'm just helping everyoneplug in. You know, there is
a photo there is a photo onyour website of you holding a World Series

(34:58):
trophy. What trophy is? Ohmy, you know goodness, we got
one of our own here with theTexas Ring. Congrats on that, by
the way, that's pretty amazing.Yes, well, you know it's crazy.
I'm a Yankee fan, but thattrophy. I lived in Boston for
a few years, so that trophyis actually it's kind of painful to hold
it up and smile. That's that'sthe red sick. Yeah, because I

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have a lot of friends from Boston, and that was I think after they
got us in four, came backfrom down three, so that was tough.
But did you burn your hands?But you know when I held it,
I tell them, I told them, I was like, I was
like, this feels good. Youknow, we've held this thing twenty seven
times and you know you've held itonce or twice. That's that's that's cute,

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you know. Ouch right, Well, Dwayne Perkins is at TK Steakhouse
and Comedy Club. Come back anytime, man, Thank you so much,
Thank you having me well, thankyou. Next is another installment of Hey
Annah, what's happening? Coming upon the Bowl and them Shoe and who
do the same thing for radio broadcastingshot That was what was Classic rock lone

(36:08):
Star ninety two to five. Comingup your last shot this week at tickets
to Bowl and then Bash next month, starring Sticks and Foreigner. It's gonna
be another Friday Foster Cluck. However, Ao came up with a nice idea.
Instead of it being two Sticks andone Foreigner, two Foreigner and one
Sticks, He's decided to do aspecial rock star birthday version of the Friday

(36:30):
Foster Cluck. I can't wait tohear it because it's probably gonna give me
a headache. But you know,we'll see how it works. So it'll
be three songs played at the sametime, and each one of them is
by some rockstar who has a birthday. You got barf bags over there at
the bow Bunker, right, youhave barf bags exactly. Okay, it's
you know, there is a lotgoing on this weekend, like there always

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is stuff going on the weekend.So yes, what time it is,
it's time for what happened? Iam so glad you asked. Okay,
I know this makes bo very veryhappy. There is lots of sports to
check out this weekend. Texas Rangerskick off a three game series against the

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Los Angeles Angels tonight at Globeli Field, first pitch at seven oh five.
The Stars are in Colorado tonight totake on the Avalanche in Game six of
their series. Stars lead three gamesto two. There is an official watch
party here in North Texas happening tonightat Gilly's Southside Ballroom and Dallas Punk drops
at nine and grab your MAVs gearand cheer them. On Tomorrow night at

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the American Airline Center, the MAVsface off of the Oklahoma City Thunder in
Game six of their series. TipOff is at seven tomorrow. The MAVs
lead the series three games to two. Hopefully we can wrap it up tomorrow.
WNBA fans, the Dallas Wings andChicago Sky are on the boards Tomorrow
night College Park Center in Arlington.Tip Off for that game is at seven

(37:58):
and I love this Grab life bythe Bulls this weekend. The twenty twenty
four PBR World Finals are at atand T Stadium this weekend. Now Tonight
it's Kid Rocks Rock and Rodeo RodeoReimagined with a live performance by Kid Rock
Tonight. Other live music to checkout this weekend the Wildflower Music Festival happening

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in Richardson at Gallatin Park Station.Among the acts Casey and The Sunshine Band,
Nile Rodgers and Chic and Sister Sledgeon Sunday. Also this weekend,
Jamaican rapper singer Sean Paul is atthe pavilion at Toyota Music Factory Tomorrow night,
Fort Worth. Tomorrow it's the Tacoand Tequila Festival at Panther Island Pavilion

(38:43):
with Ludacris among the many performers.Luda Yeah, Wang Chung's at the House
of Blues and Dallas Sunday night.And My Love Chris Isaac is at Tannehills
Tavern and Music Hall in Fort WorthSunday night. Remember last week Bo,
when you talked about Nicki Minaji showhaving to be move because of the MAVs
playoff game, Well it's happened again. Fans of Mexican singer Peppe Aguilad who

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are hoping to see him tomorrow nightat the American Airline Center are gonna have
to wait until June twenty ninth.The concert has been moved because of the
MAVs playoff game. Y yi,if you want to laugh this weekend,
he was just here with us.Dwayne Perkins is at Tk's Comedy and Steakhouse
in Addison. He's there through Sundaytonight at the Majestic Theater, Comedian Nimish

(39:28):
Patel He's a writer on Saturday NightLive and at the Addison improv from Impractical
Jokers. You can see Joe GadoTexas fright Mare Weekend happening today through Sunday
at the Irving Convention Center. Thisis one of the largest horror conventions in
the nation. They're gonna have autographedsessions, interviews, movie screenings, and
so much more. Among the specialguests Nev Campbell, Warwick Davis, who

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I Love, Jamie Kennedy, andmany many others. Elm Street Tattoo Festival
happening in deep Ellam on Sunday.That's gonna happen ten am to two pm
at Trees Theater. Lovers Big Reminder. Hamilton still at the Windspear Opera House
through June ninth. And I'm goingto be out in Fort Worth tomorrow at
the Shops at Clear Fork in FortWorth for the Terrant County Tech Steps Walk.

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Would love to see you out there. And that is just some of
what is going on this weekend.You're welcome. Sounds like gladiators marching into
the coliseum barb battle before the King. That of course is Styx, and
Styx is part of Boe and ThemBash coming up on June twenty first at

(40:37):
Doseke's Pavilion along with Foreigner. Andsince it's Friday, normally Ale puts together
a Friday Foster Cluck, but thistime it's it's a little different. So
why don't you explain how different thisone is. It's pretty clucking different what
we did again, that's one helluh, it's pretty clucking different because we've

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been doing a lot of them surroundingthe upcoming Bow and Them Bash using sticks
and Foreigner music. So I decidedto take a look at the birthday list.
Yesterday Roger Earl from fog Hat hada birthday. Tomorrow Dusty Hill would
have had a birthday. So thisfoster cluck is using the music of fog

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Hat and Zzy Top. Okay,and it's three songs at the same time.
Yeah, it's three songs at thesame time. Is it is it?
It's a Foreigner and two zz Topsongs. Right, No, it's
fog Hat and two Zzy Top.Yesterday was Roger Earl's Well, we won't
start with a We're just excited aboutthe ball had bo that's all No,

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I'm just fried, died and laidto the side. So now I have
I have not heard this yet,so you're gonna have to get the answer.
I'm just gonna sit back and listenand let brain gets scrambled. So
go right here it goin good luckto all of you. Thank you.

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Whoo. You know, not bad. I heard one song, but that
wasn't bad. It wasn't bad.I almost threw up. I think I
heard all three of you play itone more time. I want to hear
it again. All right, listenclosely, everybody two one, four,
eight, one seven seven eight sevenone two five. Identify these three tracks.

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You know it didn't give me aheadache like Randy James's. Oh okay,
so that one was pretty good.I'll take that. I'll take that.
Uh here's a funny thing, youguys, Bow and Anna don't know
this because I'm standing here at theconsole right now. As soon as I
played that Foster clock, it wentfrom six or seven people ringing it and
people just started hanging up like Idon't know that. So we got one

(43:07):
phone call coming in. Okay,see if anybody knows that. Otherwise we'll
take one away. Okay, herewe go. Let's see if this person
knows Hello Boeing Them Show. Doyou know those three songs in the Foster
Clock? I just want to oneone? Yeah, okay, that's one.

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You need more? Two more?Two more? The songs? Yeah,
I don't have it. One good. He got the hard one,
he got the hard one, hegot the fog cat one. I'm paying
attention and we love that. Helloboeing them show. Do you know those
three tracks that were in the FosterClock. I think we got slow Ride?

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No, no, no, no, it's not slow ride. Good
effort, effort, Hello that one? Take one away? Do you know
the three tracks in the Foster Club? Uh just got paid today? One
for the city. No, okay, you want me to take one?

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Thanks for trying. Okay, nowwhat is it? Which one? Which
one are you taking away? Areyou taking away one zz? Top song?
I'm taking away one ZZ. Sonow we're gonna go to the two
track fuster cluck version, and it'sgonna be one fog hat in one zzy.
You guys ready, Okay, allright here we go. Okay,
go ahead, now that should bepretty I got it now, No,

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okay, got it? No,but one of those songs they've already said,
yeah, yeah, one has beenone has been named by fog Hat,
one has been named by Eazy Top. The others are mistakes. All
right? You want to hear onemore top one that the zz top one
you took away? Was what wasthe zzy time when you took them?
Oh? Just got paid, justgot paid? Yeah, okay, all

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right, plaid again one more timewith just the two songs, just the
two songs, all right, you'llshould be able to get that one in
Texas. Okay, all right,there we go, run them down,
run them down? Hello, booneof them show? Do you know there's

(45:29):
two tracks in the Foster Cluck?I just want to I just got paid
by zz Top and I want toclose. But we took got paid.
Well now, just got paid,got taken out. But you did get
the fog Cat song. Right,you want to try one more time to
give it another guest, Go aheadand broab me a chance. Oh man,

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No, no, good effort,mighty fine effort. Hello, I
know the calling them show? Doyou know the two songs in the Foster
Cluck? I want to make loveto you in lagrange? No, no,
lagrange? Pretty clear it's not lagrange. It's not lagrange, not lagrange.
It's something that you put on yourface. There yet go. That's

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a good hint, bo a dirtyminded people out there? The sun is
too too bright. Okay, thanksfor clarifying. Hello, Voe and Them
Show. Do you know the twosongs in the foster Cluck one fog Hat
one zz? Do you know thetitles? Sheep Sunglasses and just want to
make love to you? You waitgirl later after my own heart right here?

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What's your name? My name isTamarah Acular. Well, hang on,
I'm gonna write you up for bashtickets. How's that? That's awesome?
You're welcome, you deserve them?And Bo, didn't you say it
was National Shades Day today too?Yes, it was Shade's Day down.
That was kind of be the hintthat I was trying to go. That's
cool. That's cool. Well,congratulations. Stick around. Next hour we

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have your chance to win tickets tosee Kevin Hart at Lucas Oil Live at
Windstar June twenty second. You wantto win to eight forty, We're going
to open up that lone Star ticketwindow right here on the Bow and Them
Show and put back at you fourClassic rock lone Star ninety five. Thank

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god it is Friday. Okay,you know that the Stars play tonight and
the Mavericks play tomorrow night. Well, this happened during a press conference after
Dallas's one nineteen to one to tenplayoff victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder.
Now, at one point in theinterview, reporters were asking you questions.

(47:52):
Luca couldn't keep a straight face becausein the middle of that interview with the
reporters, there was a sound ofa woman moaning really loud, like she
was having sex. Listen, checkthis out. This Uh, we were
knocking down shots, we were openshots. So just how sharing the ball

(48:13):
and our energy was great? Wheredo you think you? Okay, Okay,
moving on, that's not life.His eyes bulging out like a shot.

(48:35):
Look it he just he just puthis head down in front of the
microphone and just god. He wastelling reporters that Dallas passed and shot well,
and then all of a sudden,this woman, that's funny. Okay,
here's a little something that I foundfor you, ladies. I know,
you get older, you got todeal with all kinds of female problems.

(48:57):
New drugs to treat metopause symptoms.Aimely hot flashes are finally on the
market or in development, but doctorssay insurance companies either won't pay for them
or make women try and fail withother, perhaps less effective drugs before they
do. This has left women whomight benefit from new drugs or at the
mercy of health insurance companies. Well. Yesterday, Bayer announced that it's non

(49:22):
hormonal drug, Ellen's Xanatan, significantlyreduce the number and severity of hot flashes
among women in clinical trials. Itis another breakthrough to help with women's problems,
because sometimes those female problems become men'sproblems. Yea, and you want
to talk female problems? Got asong about it? Like to hear it

(49:44):
goes? I said, I'm gonnahave a song. Needs to have a
catchy groove, all right, Soit's about I'm having dating difficulty. That's
not no, it doesn't work.Now, I'm having women issue. No,
no, no, no problems,problem problems, problems drops who syllable?
Yeah, that's an old Everly Brotherssong. So you want to have

(50:06):
preferably four syllables for the title feemale problems? Yes, and you definitely
have female problem and the thing thateven works better is it's kind of an
old retro feel. It's kind ofa it's a song called Female Problems,
and it's kind of a ragtime beat. All right, all right, I
got it, okay, kind ofa period piece, all right, so
to speak. Yeah, well nowI used to data lady doctor all she

(50:32):
ever said to us cough. Iwent out with a contortionist until she broke
it off. I went out witha tow truck operator. She gave me
a real big push. I hungaround with a girl from Greenpeace who said,
keep your hands off that bush.You know that works on two.
Yeah, I got that guy,that guy. I went out with a

(50:52):
high school teacher. She said itdidn't make the grade. I had a
good thing going with a hula danswer. Who's said you just need to
get less hobby is? Oh yeah, well I used to dat an attorney.
She was always on my case.I went out with the girl who

(51:12):
designed the edge of Sketch. Shedisappeared without a trade. You know,
I thought that was that was good. That was good. That was good.
Not nat You didn't have to gonasty, I know, I know.
I went out with a narcoleptic aftershe gave me the nod. The
lady down at that vision store leftwind to pulled out marag. I used

(51:34):
to date the girl and dip thefries at McDonald's. She called me her
big dictator. Lady down at thelocal bait shop said it was a master
will the hobby again, chorus?I got female routes again, the many
once you know why, and wantto get my female problems. You know

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they really cramped my style. Well, working out, recrement, it working
out? Now watch you speak ofwell. I used to day the flight

(52:20):
controller. She turned out to berather plain. Hung around with a window
washert She turned out to be areal pain. I went out with a
bipolar forensic pathologist. I'm with you. She kept reaching for the tissues.
Yeah. I hung around with amagazine editor, but she had one too
many issues. Yeah, you seewhat an easy one there you go.

(52:43):
I went out with a nice Quakergirl, he said, I just want
to be friends. Asked the girlat the nursing home, do you love
me? She said, well,it all depends. Well. I used
to day the moonshiner's daughter. Shemade me liquor. I got it.
The girl down at the end hisstore All she did was laughing snicker.

(53:06):
I went out with a genealogist.Set it drove her up a tree.
I went out with a piano tuner. She got lost at sea. Get
it see see see, yeah,we got it. We got seat right
there. I went out with ahypno therapist. She said, keep on
dreaming. I hung around with anadmirals daughter, but her naval basement was

(53:27):
always fill with discharge. It's alittle late now, river Billy. I
went out with a lady butcher.She knew how to grind it around these
days. I'm dating undertaker because Ibet you'd be the last one to ever
put me. Then it's not over. I don't think so. I got
female problems to get them. Everyonce in a while, I went to

(53:52):
get my female problems. They reallycramped my style. Think about my female
problems, most of which I've beenthe cause. When I think about my
ears of female problems, that's enough. Bow. Did you give a man
a pause? A man a pause? Got in Texas Classic Run lone Star

(54:19):
ninety two five, Dallas for Wars, Classic Walk lone Star ninety two to
five Aerosmith from that awful movie SergeantPepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring The Beg's

(54:42):
and Peter Franton. I'm sure theygot paid. But if you ever saw
the movie, you know what I'mtalking about. If you haven't seen the
movie, don't waste time. I'mjust saying. Now. It being Friday,
a lot of good movies are released. I mean, I still haven't
seen The of the Apes yet,and there's a some movies co mad Max

(55:04):
Saga Furiosa is coming up next Friday. But occasionally some movies come out that
you've never heard of before, butthey're always may be good. Well,
here's a perfect example for you.Here's what's going coming soon to a place.
Don't miss the movie event of theyear or month, or decade or
millennium. It's a movie starring thatguy from that one thing you like,

(55:30):
we need to do the thing sometimesoon or later, and the girl that
has the face that you remember fromthat one show for this, plus a
special appearance from everybody's favorite animal.It's gonna be okay. Watch as things
happen and other things happen. Okay, don't miss a movie the coming soon

(55:54):
to a place sometime. Oh wow, I can hardly wait to see him
by the way, Uh isn't There'ssome breaking news about Scottie Scheffler. Yes,
Anna, the world's number one golferand Masters champion Scotty Scheffler, who
hails from Dallas, is facing fourcharges following his arrest outside the PGA Championship

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in Louisville, Kentucky this morning.Bow He was charged with second deep degree
assault on a police officer, whichis a felony, along with lesser charges
of third degree criminal mischief, recklessdriving, and disregarding signals from officers directing
traffic. This is a breaking story. Huddy, Oh my gosh, can

(56:37):
you believe it? Huddy? Oh, Daniel, we were just talking about
so much. He probably he probablyhadn't been getting any sleep since he got
that new baby, and just alittle on edge. That's that's a shame
to hear because he was supposed tomaybe win this one and win two big
Masters. Cow god Scotti. Okay, remember that barge that crashed into a

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bridge near Galveston, causing it topartially collapse. Yeah, it was carrying
fuel and drifted away from the tugboatthat was pulling it. It slammed into
a pillar supporting the Pelican Island Causewayspan on Wednesday morning. There's video that
shows splotches of oil that spilled fromthe barge into Galveston Bay after the crash.
The barge, owned by Martin Petroleum, was able to carry up to

(57:23):
thirty thousand gallons, but the sizeof the leak is kind of unclear at
this point. The US Coast Guardssaid it had deployed a boom or barrier
to contain the source of the spilland was using drones and personnel to determine
how much oil was in the water. The spill led to a closure of
about six and a half miles ofthe waterway. The bridge, which provides

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the only road access between Galveston andPelican Island, remained close to incoming traffic,
but vehicles leaving Pelican Island and pedestriansin both directions were unaffected. No
word yet on if the bridge willbe repaired in both directions so they can
be able to go both directions.Oh yes, so what else we got?

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Happened in miss Anna baale Well boCountry's Music's MUCUS Award Honey. Country
Music's biggest stars gathered at the Starin Frisco last night for the twenty twenty
four Academy of Country Music Awards andit was hosted by Reba McIntyre. The

(58:29):
big winner of the night was LanyWilson, who some of you may know
from Yellowstone. Laney took home FemaleArtists of the Year and the top prize
of Entertainer of the Year Album andMale Artists of the Year went to the
very talented Chris Stapleton. Now,in one of the most anticipated performances of
the twenty twenty four Academy of CountryMusic Awards, Jason Alde lit up the

(58:49):
stage in a moving tribute to thelate Toby Keith. Gave the crowd an
emotional acoustic performance of Keith's classic ShouldHave Been a Cowboy as the audience sang
along and Toby Kee's family watched fromthe crowd. It was very emotional and
North Texas his own post Malone joinedReba McIntyre for a little bit of the
Allman brother bands Ramblinman and that wasin a tribute to Dicky Betts, who

(59:12):
died last month at the age ofeighty wow okay. Now Dallas Police Chief
Eddie Garcia a rather popular figure.He's been causing a lot of worry with
people. They're worried, Hey,we got this good police chief here,
is he going to get snatched awayby somebody else? You know, sort
of like you know the battles thathappened in pro sports. Well, Dallas
Police Chief Eddie Garcia has confirmed andreached an agreement to stay in Dallas and

(59:37):
enforce the law here. The planannounced Thursday afternoon. It's going to keep
Garcia in Dallas at least through themiddle of twenty twenty seven. Garcia was
being courted by other cities indeed,to fill their police chief vacancies. The
agreement includes a retention bonus for Garcia, so starting in November of this year,
he gets a ten thousand dollars bonusevery s months, and he already

(01:00:01):
makes a base salary of just overthree hundred and six thousand dollars a year.
That's going to remain the same.It's a tough john, it is,
and that's a good little salary.That's a good paycheck. The plan
also says that if he's terminated inthe next three years, Garcia will still
receive a year's salary the old goldenparachute. The severance pay will not be

(01:00:24):
given if he voluntarily resigns, isterminated for work performance, or if he
is quote convicted of a defensive moralturpitude or a felony criminal act. Garcia
also agree to help the city withthe selection of a new police chief when
that time comes, which is lookinglike twenty twenty seven. The new deal
seems to have Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson'ssupport, with him posting a video caption,

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Sorry, Houston, this band isstaying together. Haha, aged town.
Since Garcia arrived in Dallas, whichwas three years ago, city leaders
have given him a hell of alot of credit with reducing crime and improving
morale in the city very much so. Yeah, Okay, here's the story.

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State lawmakers have heard horror stories fromhomeowners who have had their property taken
over by squatters. Texas Senate Committeehearing was the first step in a process
that could give Texas homeowners stronger propertyrights. Why haven't those property rights been
available all along? Somebody can justcome into your house all over here.
Now we hear about squatters in citieslike New York and Los Angeles, but

(01:01:30):
the problem is happening here in Texasas well. Wednesday's hearing laid the groundwork
for legislation next year to make lawsagainst squatting clearer and more enforceable. Now,
seriously, if you found out thatsquatters had taken over your home while
you had just gone to the storeor on vacation, the logical thing to
do would be, if the copscan't help you, get some of the

(01:01:52):
biggest badasses you know, and allof you go to your house, break
in and beat the living snot outof them death. Yes, I mean
you could pay your friends and alcoholor all my favor later they'd probably have
fun doing it. I mean,you're allowed to whip somebody's ass if they
break into your home, so whynot if you're squatting too. I'm sorry,

(01:02:14):
I'm getting all worked up over thisand I shouldn't because coming up in
the ticket window, we have ticketsto see comedian Kevin Hart's at Lucas Oil
Ive on June twenty second. That'scoming up on the bow and them show
Jealous Forest, Classic Rock Loan Starninety two to five, Jimi Hendrix.
And when I think of the Watchtower, I think of those Jehovah's witnesses would

(01:02:35):
come to the door and try totell my mom those okay, by the
way, who want our tickets togo see a comedian Kevin Hart. That
would be Thomas Booth up in myneighborhood. He's up at Oak Point,
Texas. Congratulations Tom right, Thomas, Wait to go, Wait to go
man. Okay, we were doinga story earlier about Scotty Scheffer. Scotty

(01:02:58):
Scheffer just got arrested. He wassupposed to win this big PGA tournament this
weekend. But exactly do we haveany other details on what exactly happened?
Well, according to ESPN, hehas been released from jail. He was
arrested early this morning in Louisville,Kentucky's facing four charges following his arrest outside
the PGA Championship in Leuisfel's charged withhis second degree assault on a police officer

(01:03:22):
of felony, along with some lessercharges. It all started when Scheffler drove
on a median to get around thiscrash scene, and he then stopped his
vehicle at the entrance to Valhalla.The police officer began to scream at him
to get out of the car.When he did get out of the car,
the officer shoved him up against thecar. Immediately placed him in handcuffs,

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all because of this traffic misunderstanding.But he wasn't following directions. He
got belligerent with the police officer.So that's why they're charging him with everything.
You know. It's so sad becausehis wife's at home with a brand
new baby, probably watching all ofthis unfold on the news social media.
Wasn't it a little little overreaction bythe officer to shove him up against his

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car so he turned in wrong?I don't know. I wasn't there.
Thing is it was a accident,and so that's why they were taking it
so serious. They were directing trafficand he wasn't paying attention. He tried
to get around him because he thought, well, I've got to get to
the golf game. They have delayedthe game today because of that fatal crash
act. Huh wow. Okay.Earlier we were talking about squatters and Anna,

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I didn't know that your mother wasa victim of squatters at one time.
So when my mom came to livewith me, uh, we were.
We ended up selling her house tohelp pay for her care, and
the people that bought the house gota divorce and a young man that stayed
in the house because he wanted tobe on the golf course because he was

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an avid golfer. Well, heworked at a bank and he knew all
the ins and outs bow and heended up staying in my mom's house even
after she passed away, living therefor free, and I had to go
through the court process to try toget him out for three years. He
paid nothing, He paid no taxes, he paid no mortgage, nothing for

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three years until we finally went throughthe whole process of getting them out of
the house. And it was justso frustrating. And when you did that
story, I was like, Oh, yeah, beat them up, hit
them, take them to jail.Yeah. Could you get some childos to
go in there and just beat theliving Yeah, that's what I felt like
doing. Hires some friends, hiresome friends. Tears there's only people teya,

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tear gas grenade crazy. Yeah,that'll work too. But then when
you go into your own house,your eyes start walk This story. This
is going to touch some of you. The iconic Mirage Hotel and Casino in
Vegas on the Strip will shut itsdoors this summer. It's the end of
an era for that property. TheJuly seventeenth closure will clear the way for

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major renovations and construction on the eightyacre property, which is to reopen in
twenty twenty seven as the Hard RockLas Vegas. They're going to have this
big tower shaped like a guitar,seven hundred feet in the air over the
strip. It will be the secondtime this year that a Las Vegas Casinos
shut down. The Tropicana Las Vegasclosed last month after sixty seven years to

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make room for a one and ahalf billion dollar baseball stadium plan for the
future home of the relocating Oakland A's. The Mirage was known as a venue
where tourists could see Siegfried and RoyTaming Tigers or the Certinusola act set to
a Beatles soundtrack, which me andthe family saw last time we were there.
The final curtain on the Beatles themeshow brought Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr

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back together for public appearances through theshow's eighteen so now they're getting together to
do some other things. That showwill also come to an end in July
when The Mirage comes to an end. And speaking of coming to an end,
we're still devastated over the death ofour friend former president of Texas Motor
Speedway. Eddie Gossage passed away atthe age of sixty five. Eddie always

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took care of us. He alwaysmade sure we had everything we need.
Whenever we did a broadcast out there, We're gonna miss you, Eddie.
I'm good dude. Well, nowthat I brought everybody down, what else
is that me? Well, we'vegot a lot of graduation parties over the
next couple of weeks. I knowyour grandson Connor has a party tomorrow night,
right, bo, No, it'sactually tomorrow morning at eight o'clock.

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Yes it does, Yes it does. So we're getting ready for a weekend.
Stars playing tonight and the MAVs areplaying tomorrow, and I'm sure we've
got some time wasters to talk abouthere, don't we miss Annabelle? Yes
we do. Bow Robert's up onthe Bow and them show page at lone
Star ninety two five dot com.Hey and I up early this morning searching

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the Internet for good stories to sharewith our rascules. So a somewhat new
documentary about led Zeppelin will be comingto theaters soon. Becoming led Zeppelin has
been picked up for theatrical release bySony Classic Pictures. This is the same
documentary that they've been talking about sincetwenty twenty one, but they've added new
footage, including some live scenes fromnineteen sixty nine concerts, including the Texas

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Pop Festival, as well as theinterviews with band members Jimmy Page, Robert
Plant, John PAULK. Jones,plus archival clips featuring the late John Bonham,
and we've got all that up onour page if you want to check
it out. Slash finally releasing hismostly blues album Orgy of the Damned today.
Finally, I say, because notonly he finished recording it about a

(01:09:29):
year ago, but he also hadto wait until his schedule cleared to put
it out, but also because hetells us the idea for Orgy of the
Damn dates back twenty five years.Here's Slash talking about the origins of the
orgy. It was inspired by theidea from way back when that blues music
is devil's music and it's taboo andall that kind of stuff is dangerous,

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And I thought, well, youknow, you get all these people together
to collaborate on a blues record,this Orgy of the Damned, right,
It just came to me like thatit might have something to do with all
my sort of horror and poorn Instagramimages that I pulls all the time,
but just seem to be perfect forthis guest singers on Orgy of the dam
Yeah. I was gonna say thetitle Orgy of the dam sounds like an

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X rated old Vincent Price movie,does it. Oh, it does.
Yeah, old school horb Now Iknow what I'm doing this week. We
love those old movies. Surprise.Guest singers on Orgy of the Damn include
Brian Johnson, Paul Rogers, EyPop, Billy Gibbons, Clark, Gary
Clark Junior, and Chris Robinson.And Slash's going to perform songs off of

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it Monday through Wednesday night on JimmyKimmel Live. And don't forget Slash bringing
his Serpent Festival to Texas Trust CEUTheater August seventeenth. Hey, Ozzy Osbourne
has mentioned his regrets about the endof Black Sabbath in a lot of interviews
over the years, and he's doingit again in the latest episode of The
Mad House Chronicles. We have thatepisode up for you to check out.

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He says he feels like there's unfinishedbusiness with Black Sabbath, and he says
it would be so cool to justgo to some club in England unannounced and
start playing the original music with theoriginal members of Black Sabbath. Wouldn't that
be cool? Yeah? Surprise,that would be a huge surprise too,

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can you That looks just like OzzyOsbourne? And even though it's been over
thirty years since he's toured My Love, Steve Perry still hopes to hit the
road again someday. We've got thisinterview that he did with Rolling Stone up
on our page. He says hemisses being out on the road. He's
working on a bunch of new projects. And we've got one of the remakes

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of an old Journey song that hedid with the band The Effect up on
our page. Finally, I thinkwe can all agree that there are a
lot of politicians who are a tacoshort of a combo platter, right.
Oh yeah, Well, in Germany, one politician bo has gone viral for
his video where he goes to publicrestrooms and licks toilets. Excuse me,

(01:12:15):
yeah, uh oh, that's right, he licks toilets in public restrooms.
Are you just asking to get afatal disease? Is that what you're doing?
Okay? Whatever, We have thestory and the video of him licking
these toilets, even a toilet brushhe looks. It's so disgusting. You

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can check it out on the Bowand Them at lone star ninety two to
five dot com five. You don'treally need to bless the rains in Africa,
because we've had our share here lately, haven't we We've have well,
God, that just about does it. For another week. You're on the
old bone on them show us.It's it's been an experienced to say the

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least. And I'm working soon.I'm gonna be back in the studio.
I'm working on it. I justgot a few things to be worked out
before I can actually do that.By the way, we were talking about
how Scottie Sheffer got arrested. Thismorning, he's back on the course and
he birdied his first holes. That'sa good thing. That's a good thing.

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Monday morning, we have Carlos Santanaon the show. You know,
he's coming to the Dicky's Arena herereal soon. I guess it's Dickie's Arena.
I don't have the Infra range infront of me, but Carlo Santana
will be on the show and we'regonna give you a chance to win two
hundred and fifty dollars worth of gas. That should last year for a little

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while. Oh yeah, how muchneeded? Yeah yeah yeah. Now up
next is our after show decompression session. We can talk about anything you want
to. I don't know, maybeAna can tell us about how she didn't
get somebody to beat the out ofthese guys that were squat waters, not
even my brothers. What didn't Joebrothers. Don't you have a brother who's

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like a badass Marinas some Yes Ido. I've got you brothers. Neither
one of them stepped up. Ohcome on, man, Well that's that's
one less Christmas card you'll have towin. There you go, So or
after after show, Decompression session isback, and we'll see you on the

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Show Enough Show on Monday morning.And yes, tomorrow morning, my grandson's
graduating from high school. So it'sa big deal. That makes me feel
rather old that I don't care.Any day above ground is a good day,
don't you know, young folks.So we'll see on the after show
and we'll see you on the ShowEnough Show on Monday. I gotta go

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see you. Have a good weekendfrom the