The Bo and Them Full Show - TBoxes: Doose does Cher, BBQBobRoadkill, Craig Ferguson, Rick Wakeman - May 21, 2024 (Ep 1155)

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Uh, we have sort of aproblem here. Yeah, you apparently didn't
put one of the new cover sheetson your TPS reports. Oh yeah,
I'm sorry about that. I forgot. Hmm. Yeah. You see,
we're putting the cover sheets on allTPS reports now before they go out.
Did you see the memo about this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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have the memo right here. Ijust forgot. But it's not chipping out
till tomorrow, so there's no problem. Yeah. If you could just go
ahead and make sure you do thatfrom now on, that would be great.
And I'll go ahead and make sureyou get another copy of that memo.
Okay, Yeah, no, Iheard the memo. I got it.
It's right, good morning, it'sa new day, and anything can

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happen with some stretches and spin tothe left, spin to the right,
spin to the left, spend tothe right, spin to the last,
spend to the light. All right, shake it, shake it out,
chest shank, shank, shank,shank. Shake it's a brand new Yeah.

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Did you get that memo? Igot it, I got it.
I have national memo, Dad,isn't it Because everyone loves to get memos

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from some douce bag above you onthe corporate ladder that bitches about something that
you did or did not do.No idea what you're talking about? No
idea? No, absolutely, butyou gotta admit. It's better than having
to go to a damn staff meeting. Oh yes, don't you talk that
way. It is also talk likeYoda day. No stupid it is.

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This is not like a pirate day. Is bad enough. We don't need
to talk like Yoda. For God'ssake. I don't care how cute he
is in the Mandalorian. Hey tocalm down already. It is American Red
Cross Founder's Day. Philo B.Clara Barton, who used to risk her
life bringing supplies and support during theCivil War to the soldiers. He founded

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the American Red Cross in eighteen eightyone at age fifty nine and let it
for the next twenty three years.It's still around today because there's a Red
Cross tub of every football game thatplayers can jump into when they jump in
the pot. It is also readyfor this rapture party day. It started

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when a guy named Harold Camping,founder of Family Radio, a Christian broadcasting
network, of course, sate aprediction in two thousand and one that the
rapture when all the Christians will floatup to heaven on May twenty first of
that year. Well, needless tosay, he was a little off of
them. I think we're still here. Also, he made the same prediction

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in nineteen ninety four that it wouldhappen on May twenty first of that year.
His founders sold everything they had twicebecause they know we're not going to
need earthly things anymore. Yeah,it kind of miscalculated there, didn't you
have? It's also International Tea Day. More people drink tea than any other

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liquid except water. You think coffee'sthe one, No, it is tea.
Let me see what else we got. It is National Dinosaur Day.
Scientists believe they first appeared about twohundred and forty five million years ago and
existed for about one hundred and eightymillion years. That is, until they

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were all killed off by either acomet or their own farts. That's what
scientists believe that they could have killedthemselves with their own flatulences. One people
are gonna fall out, and sowill the other. Dinosaur. Methane is

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a hell of a drug. It'sa hell of a drug. Yes it
is. I need a patch forthat day. They have patches to help
you quit smoking, they have patchesto help heart patients. Don't they wish
they had patches to help you loseweight, or to sing karaoke better,
or to stop some people from Yes, please is a patch that would make

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the world a better place. Andit's also National Waiters and Waitresses Day.
Yes to our servers. Let mesay this, if you go out to
dinner on a date with someone whois a complete jerk to your waiter or
waitress, dump them right then immediately. Never told me a story. She

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went out with this guy. Ithink they went to the Greenville Avenue bar
and grill or something, and thisguy was a complete prick. So she
says, I gotta go to thebathroom. I'll be right back, But
she wasn't right back. And yesterdaywas the birth of blue jeans in eighteen

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seventy three, of the day thatLevi Strauss obtained the US paton on the
process of putting rivet in men's workpants for the very first time. So
guess which zz top song we're gonnaplay? Yes? What my favorite?
Right? Okay, it's time todo our morning stretch. Yes, sports

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and Jala forget seven fifty, twohundred and fifty dollars gas gift card at
seven fifty this morning. Correct?All right then, and we know who
the Stars are going to be playingin the next round, hold the Western
Conference Final. So if we're ready, well ready or not, we got
to be ready at a moment's notice. And guess what that is that moment?

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So it's be one time because it'sso time jealous for his classic rock
lone Star ninety two five twice ashard as was the first time. At
least that's my story and I'm stickingto it. All right, Rescules,
it's six thirty and it's time forSports of all Stars, brought to you
by the will Height Law Firm.Injury lawyers go to will Heightwinds dot com.

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Well, we know who the Starswill play next, the Edmonton Oilers.
They scored three times in the secondperiod and held on to beat the
Vancouver Canucks three to two in Gameseven last night to advance to the West
Conference Finals. Well, they'll faceyour Dallas Stars. So it's time for
the NHL's version of the Frozen Four. There are now only four teams remaining

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with a chance to raise Stanley Clubthose teams are the New York Rangers,
Florida Panthers, Edmonton Oilers, andthe Dallas Stars. Now Edmonton will play
Dallas in Game one of this serieson Thursday night at the American Airline Center.
The puck will drop at seven pointthirty. It's on T and T.
If you can't make it out inperson, but if you can do
it and give the Stars some support. Game two will be Saturday at seven

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o'clock here. Then Games three andfour shift to Edmonton starting next Monday,
Memorial Day. The Stars will beback home for Game five if necessary.
Hopefully we can close those Holzers out, you know, by that time.
Like the NBA playoffs, the NHLfollows a bracket format in the postseason.
They don't recede. The Stanley CupFinal is expected to start no later than

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June tenth and will air on ESPN. And the Dallas Maverick are also heading
to the Western Conference Finals, andthey know their opponent, the Minnesota Timberwolves,
who came from behind to meet thedefending champion Denver Nuggets in Game seven
of the Western Semifinals on Sunday night. Those upstart Timberwolves were down by twenty

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points when they charged back at upsetDenver and then VP Nikolo Jokic. So
now the stage is set. Theone team in the Mavericks path to their
first NBA Finals berth since twenty elevenis Minnesota. Since the Timberwolves finished with
a better regular season than the Mavericksand thus the third seed in the West,
Minnesota will have home court advantage,hosting games one, two, five,

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and seven, those last two ofcourse being if necessary. All seven
games will air on T and T, which has the exclusive rights to the
Western Conference Finals. Here's the fullschedule. Game one Tomorrow night, seven
point thirty from the Target Center inMinneapolis. Game two will be Friday seven
thirty at the same place. Thenthe Man's come home for Game three on

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Sunday at seven o'clock at the AmericanAirline Center. Game four is next Tuesday,
a week from today, seven thirtieth, the same place. Back to
Minnesota following Thursday, May thirtieth atseven thirty for Game five if necessary.
And here's two more if necessaries,MAVs Game six Saturday June first, seven
thirty American Airline Center and MAVs Gameseven Monday, June thirty seven thirty Target

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Center in Minneapolis. Like I say, hopefully we can close those chumps out
by then. Let's cross our fingersand think happy victorious thoughts there and pray
to Saints. Now, Dallas DFWin general has never had the Mavericks and

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the Stars in the Western Conference Finalsat the same time. This is a
first in our history. People andfans are definitely Selima Brayton and and it's
come time. At the cost ofa few concerts at American Airlines Center.
Okay, that's the sacrifice right now. It's just rescheduling, but it can
be quite a bit for some peopleholding on to expensive tickets. The latest

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show to be bumped is Melanie Martinezhis Trilogy tour. The show was scheduled
for Saturday, but that's when theDallas Stars are going to play the Edmonton
Oilers or event couver Canooks in Gamenumber two of the Western Conference Finals.
Now, martinez A show has beenmoved up to Wednesday, May twenty second.
Tickets purchased for the original date willof course be honored. The playoff
success of the Stars and the MAVshas moved at least four concerts scheduled at

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the AAC, including our old palBad Bunny, How You doing, Bad
Bunny? And Nicki Minaj has alsobeen affected there. Now there's a rapper
named NF who's amazing. Reminds mea little bit of Eminem. He was
scheduled for Saturday, June first atAAC. That could also be in jeopardy.
If you're holding onto tickets for thatone, hang on for more information.
That's when the MAVs played the Timberwolves. If the series goes to six

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games, hang in there. There'smore info coming soon. The struggle is
real for your tech sus arrange.Texas Rangers went two four on their home
stand, lost their third consecutive series, and will begin a three game series
against the hottest team in the majorsthis afternoon in Philadelphia. The Phillies are
at thirty four and fourteen, whilethe Rangers drop back to a season low

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of five hundred. They have notbeen below five hundred under manager Bruce Bochi.
Now Texas is playing nine of theirnext eleven games on the road.
In a recent interview, Bochie saidthat they don't feel pressure, not this
team, with what they've been throughover the last year. According to Bochie,
they are not playing their best baseballright now, but they've been resilient

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for over a year now and they'veshown it this year with all that they've
gone through. And I'm guessing he'stalking about all the injuries on that pitching
staff. The Rangers are still insecond place in the American League West and
are one and a half games behindSeattle. The Rangers will face the Red
Hot Phillies this afternoon in Philadelphia.First pitch at five forty and you can

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catch a game on Ballot Sports Southwest. Well, you know, like they
say, it's not how you start, it's how you finish. Let's hope
we can get going before we're finishednow. Pro golfer Scotti Scheffler's arraignment in
Louisville has been Louisville, Louisville hasbeen delayed by nearly two weeks. The
world's number one rank golfer is accusedof assaulting a police officer outside of Valhalla

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Golf Club before the PGA Championship onFriday. His arraignment was originally scheduled for
this morning at nine am. Scheffler'sarrangement is now Monday, June third,
at nine am. The Golfer's defenseattorney requested the change due to scheduling conflicts.
I mean, Scotty's a busy guy. The twenty seven year old Golfer
is facing multiple charges out of JeffersonCounty after he attempted to drive around a

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Louisville Metro Police officer to enter Valhalla. Scheffler's charge with second degree assault of
a police officer, third degree criminalmischief, reckless driving, and disregarding signals
from officers direct traffic. According toScheffler's lawyer, the road Scheffler was trying
to enter was blocked off for theaccident, unbeknownst to him. That's why

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he went around. You know,when you're stopped and you go around,
you're probably gonna get busted. LouisvillePolice said the officer suffered pain, swelling,
and abrasions to his left wrist andknee. He was taken to the
hospital for further medical treatment. Thecitation also says the officer's eighty dollars pants
were damaged beyond repair. I thinkScott, he will be able to cover

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their wardrobe for you. Yeah.Hey, today's the day the Dallas Cowboys
begin their voluntary OTA's that's organized teamactivities. I know it says voluntary,
but that's a nice way of sayingyou really need to have your ask.
They are brought in early this morningat the Star in Frisco, also known
as Jerry Land. The rookies havealready had their mini camps last week,

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so they're pumped up and ready toget to work. Today's camp lasts until
Thursday before it picks up again thefollowing Wednesday after the Memorial Day weekend.
Mandatory mini camp begins on June sixth, and then training camp starts in late
July. And I know that makesyou, oh, show happy, bo.
Football season will be here before youknow it. A man. Yeah,

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and here's some more football stuff foryou guys. It's not NFL,
it's UFL. So I know notone hundred percent of you give a rats
ass, but I think it's kindof exciting here. The Arlington Renegades got
taken down by the San Antonio Brahmaslast Sunday, and that was at the
Alamo Dome. That was a scoreof twenty to fifteen in a battle of
two out of the three Texas teamsin the UFL. The other team from

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Texas, which is the Houston Roughnecks, of course, beat the Birmingham Stallions
on Saturday. There you go,you're updated on UFL. You're welcome for
renegade poor after winning the championship.We do yeah, I know, speaking
of football. Some of you maynot know this guy, but he was.
He's mister. His name was JimOtto, Hall of Fame Center,

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passed away at the age of eightysix. Otto joined the Raiders for their
first inaugural season in the American FootballLeague in nineteen sixty and was a fixture
on the team for the next fifteenyears. He wore the jersey number double
zero, never missed a game becauseof injuries, despite undergoing nine operations on
his knees during his playing game.Otto was elected to the Pro Football Hall

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of Fame in nineteen eighty and isconsidered one of the AFL's all time greats.
That's why they called him mister Raider. He was believed to have undergone
more than fifty operations and dealt withmultiple joint replacements, arthritis, and debilitating
back and neck problems. Otto wasa key as the Raiders became one of
the best organizations in professional football.The team won seven Division titles in his

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final eight seasons and lost the SuperBowl to Green Bay following the nineteen sixty
seven season. And if you doyour accounting correctly, we're less than two
months away from Jake Paul facing offagainst mate Tyson at the AT and T
Stadium in Arlington, also known asJerry World. Most boxing fans will tune

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in to watch the fight on Netflix. Tens of thousands of fans will actually
sit in the stands and attend theevent, and tickets aren't cheap. But
there's actually a VIP ticket package thatcosts you, ready for this two million
dollars and offers special access. Bettercome with a home for that I don't

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want to go. It includes securityand an escort during fight nights, a
private green room, all you caneat and all you can drink food service,
along with getting photos with Paul andTyson before the fight and getting to
watch the fight from the front row. Got two million dollars, We'll go
ahead on if that's what you mean. And finally, Italy is home to

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the world's fast this ninety year oldsprinter. This month, Emma Maria Mazenga
claimed yet another world record clocking andastonishing fifty one point four to seven seconds
and the two hundred meters indoor dashfor the ninety and over age group sailing
passed the previous mark set in twentytwenty two. Mazenga is a vertible legend

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in Italian masters athletics, currently holdingfive world records, nine European records,
and twenty eight national best across variousage categories of competiting racing for older runners.
No one to rest on her,Laurel. She now has her sight
set on the Italian Championships and nextyear's world event in Sweden. Go girl,

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don't you be sitting around Nitton getridy? Coming up next, it's
the Freaking Fool File. Next onthe Bowl and Them Show. This one's
for that ninety year old runner rightthere, girl, This one's for year
Nay wait you Dallas Forth Classic Rocklone Star ninety two to five A toy

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Box Tuesday, and we have oneof the most popular and requested duties from
the toy box coming up on theBall and Them Show. But now it
is time for that special moment.We start with a freak and full file
update. Here on the freaking fullfile. Okay, remember that video link
between New York City and Dublin,Ireland that was shut down due to inappropriate

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behavior on both sides of the Atlantic. Well it has reopened, but it
has new security measures. The openair video link between the two cities,
which opened May eighth and was takenoffline last week. Well it reopened this
past Sunday and will operate between thehours of six am and four pm in

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New York and eleven am to ninepm in Dublin, Ireland. The Dublin
City Council and Manhattan business group FlatIron Nomad Partnership organize the live streaming public
art installation. It's called the Portal. They've installed more fencing on the New
York side and have taken steps toprevent people from flashing their boobs and grinding

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pantsless for the people in Dublin,although no one ever complained in Ireland.
They probably thought it was a lotof fun. Good show your goods now.
If anyone steps up close to theportal for any reason, it will
trigger a blurring of the live streamfor everyone in each city. Thank you,

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no fun. Police organizers said theirchanges will ensure that thousands of portal
fans will enjoy the experience on bothsides of the Atlantic without any more inappropriate
behavior. But let's face it,inappropriate behavior there is what everybody on both
sides of the Atlantic are looking for. The exhibit is scheduled to be up

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through the fall. Go ahead,go ahead, take you top off,
grind a little bit if you want. The people in Dublin, Ireland would
appreciate it. I'm fjellous. Tellus your shamrocks if you can. Hey.
A Pennsylvania man arrested for possession ofguns and drugs got himself arrested again
when he tried to steal back thedrugs and his truck from police. Thirty

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nine year old Michael McClellan was arrestedafter he was seen shooting guns towards the
river and pouring battery acid into thewater for some unknown reason. The hell,
he identified himself to police and toldthem he had an active warrant out
for his arrest. Okay, well, at least he was honest. Right
When live ammunition was found in hispocket, he admitted that he's not allowed
to own any firearms. Cops noticedtwo rifles in plane view inside his truck,

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asked to search the vehicle McLellan atfirst declined, so police had the
truck towed to the impound lot.The next day, a search of his
vehicle turned up a large stash ofdrugs, uggs, and more ammunition.
Three days later, police noticed alarge hole cut through the fence of the
impound lot and found both cutters inthe backseat of McClellan's truck. Apparently McClellan

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didn't know that the cops had searchedhis truck and found his drugs that he
had hidden. Police also have arecording of a telephone call between mister McClellan
and an inmate at the county prison, in which he shares his plan to
get his truck and his drugs backfrom the police. McClellan is now facing
a whole slew of charges. Ohman, man, I gotta tell you,

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guys, I got a couple ofbuddies that have worked or are working
in law enforcement, and nothing setsthem off more than the combination of firearms
and illegal drugs. You just youcan't get in any more trouble. On
an immediate basis, watch out,watch out out there. There's a Chinese
man that recently lost his life whileperforming a controversial type of exercise that requires

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practice tishioners to hang only by theirchins to relieve neck and spine pain by
reducing pressure on nerves. Now,I've got that problem in that area,
and this is damn tempting to me, but I'm gonna do my homework first.
Over the past decade or so,this bizarre form of exercise involves swinging
one's body from side to side whilehanging in the air, supported only by

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a leather chin strap. Not gonnahappen, crunch shrack. Although hanging in
the air by one's chin doesn't soundlike the safest thing in the world,
people who do it swear by itand claiming it does wonders for neck and
back pain. Now. On Mayfifteenth, and fifty seven year old Chinese
man lost his life while hanging fromhis neck on an outdoor swing. People

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who saw it they said that heallegedly rested his neck on the swing instead
of his chin before swinging his body. Yes, you want to support the
chin the jaw, people, youdon't want to hang yourself. Doctors have
been warning about the da neck hangingfor years, and a recent tragedy suggests
that when performed incorrectly. This typeof exercise can indeed be fatal now,

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according to a well known doctor inthat area of China, it can damage
the nerves, the spinal cord,or even the person to be just permanently
paralyzed. It's not recommended to hangby your neck for fitness. It will
not have any benefit to your healthor the cervical spine, says the doctor
over there in China. Yeah,I'm gonna go ahead and pass on that
one and just keep going to mychiropracuty car pass on that. Yeah.

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Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,I want to hang myself in the name
of fitness. Okay, here isyet another freaking fool file update. Remember
the woman who claims she married thendivorced a ghost soldier from We Forget Wells.

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She has now fallen in love againwith a supposedly possessed clown doll,
much to the jealousy of her expat husband. The forty year old known
only as Brocarde, says she connectedwith the haunted clown doll during a stay
at Nevada's notoriously haunted Clown Motel andfelt compelled to take it home for paranormal

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research. However, her former ghostlyhusband Eduardo, has been leaving the clown
by the door, hitting at hisdispleasure over the new spiritual presence in the
house, while assuring she has noplans to marry a clown ghost. Thank
goodness. She's investigating the doll's darkorigins, undeterred by Edwardo's apparent jealousy because

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you know, ghosts can get realpissed off, she says, her ex
Eduardo has become jealous and does notwant the clown doll in the house.
Miss Brocarde encountered the possessed clown whiletering the world filming a series of haunted
locations for her tea the show pilot. I'm sure that'll be a blockbuster,

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she says, and Wardoh has sofar been okay with her communicating with other
spirits, and the couple rarely makecontact these days, especially when one of
them's dead, but his unrested soulseems to be rattled at the thought of
her bringing another ghost into their oncehappy home. She says. The spirit

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trapped inside the clown immediately revealed toher that he was once a carnival clown
and that he was a tortured soulwho spent his days performing for audience that
didn't care and ridiculed him for notbeing funny. All so, sad ain't
love grand. It's also grand andit's also stupid, all right? Coming

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up, a little ditty from thetoy box you guys seem to ask for.
That's next on the Bow and ThemShow. Well, Memorial Day weekend
is coming out, so you knowgas prices are probably going to be going
up for the long holiday weekend.How about a two hundred and fifty dollars
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and fifty dollars gas card to fuelyour inner road Warrior. Because that new
movie Furiosa, a Mad Max Sagais opening in theaters on Friday. If
it's half as good as Fury Roadwas, it's gonna be something to see.
Yeah, and you probably have alreadyheard this, but Dabney Coleman an
extremely well known character actor who isseen in movies like TOUTSI, Nine to

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five, War Games. He waseven in Yellowstone. He passed away at
the age of ninety two. Ididn't know this. He was born in
nineteen thirty two in Austin, Texas, and made early appearances in movies like
nineteen sixty five, The Slender Threadand Downhill Racer. In sixty nine he
also played Tom Hanks's father and You'veGot Mail and a firefighting official in The

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Towering Inferno. Remember when all thosedisaster movies. Coleman's reputation for playing world
class jerks became cemented in nineteen eightybecause he played the boss Jane Fond to
Dolly Partner and Lily Tomlin in nineto five he was mister Hart and he
was a real prick. And that. He also played another jerk in North

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Dallas forty, a movie loosely basedon the Dallas Cowboys. More recently,
He played Kevin Costner's father on Yellowstoneand had a reoccurring role on Boardwalk Empire,
for which he won two Screen ActorsGuild Awards. He also made appearances
on a bunch of television shows likeLaw and Order, SVU CI S,
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Craig Ferguson former host of The LateLate Show with Creig Ferguson on CBS.
He left the show in twenty fourteen, but he turned sixty two this
past weekend and we had a visitwith Craig Ferguson. I think he was
sitting in an empty apartment. Buthere's our interview with Craig Ferguson. Check
this out. But right now,you know you've seen this guy on the

(45:59):
Late Late Show. Craig Ferguson ison the program. Let me see Craig.
Are you there, my dear,Hey, good morning. How are
you do? We catch you inthe bathroom or something. There's an echo?
Where are you. I'm in themiddle of the Grand Canyon. I'm
on a spiritual hike. Oh,I'm in a new apartment. There's no

(46:22):
a lot of furniture here yet,so you're roughing it right now. Huh.
That's right. It's just me acomputer, a phone, and a
cup of coffe. I was alwaysone of those people that couldn't stay up
late enough to watch The Late LateShow, so I would record it.
But every time I did it washysterical. Do you miss doing that show?

(46:42):
I know, I you know,it's like, I'm glad I did
it, and I'm glad you knowit's over. It was a good time,
but I've done enough of it.I've done it for long enough,
and I felt like it was fainto go. I also, I have
to say, I think that showeda little bitter or once I stop doing
that, everyone seems to get alot more you oh stop, I would

(47:06):
not agree. I so miss mylate Night Craig Ferguson and your skeleton Jeff
Peterson's sidekick and of course secretary atthe Horse. I miss them so so
much. She knows. Well,I you know, the thing is,
here's the thing. I'm on strikeright now and I'm not really meant to
talk about that. Oh okay,Oh that's right. You're one of those

(47:28):
people that are supposed to be onthe picket line, aren't you. Well,
I do my bed. Yeah,you know, I'm a member.
I'm a pro member of my union. Nothing wrong with that. Uh,
you know it is what it is. Well, you're part of our family
now because you have a podcast,joy, a podcast. How did this
whole concept to do a podcast allabout Joy start. Well, the thing

(47:51):
was I wanted to have a conversation. She used the conversations with people that
were intimate, now not intimate inthe sense of, hey you were,
what are you were? More morekind of how do you see the world
and the idea of joy kind of. It seems to me it forced the
conversation to be about a personal philosophy. How do you look at the world,

(48:14):
how do you manufacture joy for yourselfor cultivate joy for yourself when you
don't really feel like it, Andand it forces everybody to have a conversation
really about how they think. Andthat that was fascinating to me, because
everyone has a different way of gettingthere, you know, of getting the
kind of the coping mechanism the joyis. For some people it's their faith,

(48:37):
or some people it's their lack offaith to say there, you know,
for some people it's their surety,for some people it's it's different things.
And I think it's an essential copingmechanism, the idea of having joy.
I have to ask you, thisis it true that you played as
a drummer in some of the worstpunk bands in the UK. I saw

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that on your press release. Well, you know they were only bad because
that was in them. No,no, no, no, I don't
want you to think all the bandswere that bad. Some of them goes
new drummers and went on to bedoing to do a lot better. But
yeah, the thing was, Igot a drummond when I was a kent
because it was an occupation which wasvery forgiving of the lifestyle I had at

(49:22):
the time, which was about ninetyfive percent alcohol based. So what I
did was, you know, youcould work as a drummer and not really
have to. You know, therewas no drug test or sobriety tests,
or you just turn up. Youcould be angry, irresponsible as long as

(49:43):
you weren't late, and you couldeven be late sometimes, So right,
it's a very forgiving profession. Well, one night, me and my partner
Jimmy were in London and we werelooking at a city guide to see what
bands were playing, and of coursewe want to pick out the most ridiculous
name to go see, so wedecided on a band called Genital Deformities.

(50:04):
So we go up to the club. It's like ten thirty and the band
had already stopped playing and we're going, what ten thirty. Well, you
know the thing is, I wasgonna say I never heard of that band.
I should google him, and thenI thought, oh no, no,
I better know because you don't wantto google Genital Deformity. That's not
gonna be. That's probably another wayto go, because I don't think the

(50:28):
band would come up. I thinkyou see actual Genital Deformity. Hey,
Craig, Yeah, Hey, canyou name off some of the notable guests
that you had on recently or mightbe coming up soon on the podcast?
Yeah? I mean we had GabrielIglesias was first up. Oh, we
know Gaye. We've known him foryears. What a fabulous guy. He's

(50:49):
just terrific. And then my secondguest was Kathy Lee Gifford. And Kathy
and I have been friends for along time. And it's quite interesting because
Kathy and I are good friends,I mean, like we have friends,
socialized friends, and we don't reallyagree on Anton and I kind of love

(51:10):
that. I think there's something inthat. But I wanted to her talk
because she's a very strong opinion aboutyou know, God and spirituality and stuff
stuff that I don't necessarily, youknow, quite see it her way.
But she's so great at talking aboutit, and she's so sincere, and
she's such a good person, andI just kind of love talking to her.

(51:31):
She was a great guy. Thatwas the one throug this week,
and then next week is Tony Hawk, and Tony is a very different creature
again. I mean it's a kindof a very I mean, an amazing
sort of specific individual who you know, with a couple of other people,
kind of created a whole new sport. I mean it's incredible. Well,

(51:52):
Craig Ferguson's joy A Podcast. Youcan hear it in a room with no
furniture apparently. No, we don'trecord it here. We don't record it
here. I got a studio forit. Yeah, just do a search
for joy A Podcast on your freeiHeartRadio app. Yeah, don't Google search
genital deformity. Yeah, I don'tthink you should do that. Thank Thank

(52:16):
guys. Jallas fort Worth Classic Blacklone Star ninety two five. Bob Seeger
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lot of people are gonna be goinghither, thither and yawn for the three
day weekend. So we've got thatfor you. And since Dadney Coleman passed
away, Annabelle has picked out amovie clip from a movie that he was
in. I don't know which movieit is yet, but we're gonna find
out as we play fractioned flickers.Okay, nna, he didn't get it

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all right? Now, this isgonna be pretty easy, all right,
but it's one of my all timefavorite movies. Are you ready? Both?
Safest? Here we go. I'mready, girl. You're a little
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Yes, I think I know whaty'all we are gonna want. You want
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or masculine women ugly. Well,shame on the woman lets you do that.
On any woman that lets you dothat, and that means you,
Dear Chris, Marshall, Shame onthis, save you if you don't know
the answer to that movie. That'sso easy for him though, Yes,

(53:43):
just for Mercy's sake, give youone more chance. Yeah, really,
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movie. Listen up. I'm surethat you you're a little bit too soft
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take your hands off me? Grumbingto meet your through the roof of your
mom she said, enough to start? Yes, I think I know what

(54:04):
y'all we want. You want somegross caricature of woman to prove some idiotic
point like power makes women masculine ormasculine women ugly. Well, shame on
the woman lets you do that,on any woman that lets you do that,
and that means you, Dear ChrisBosham, shame on you, brilliant
I love this. Your balls throughthe roof of your mouth? Is that

(54:25):
awesome? Busy? Oh good,that's funny. Okay, I do one
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by Dustin Hock too. My god, it was kind of easy. But
that's good. That's good. We'dlike to all right, what's your name?
Mark? Mark? Hang in therefor a minute, buddy, don't
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That's at eight forty right here onthe Bow and Them Show on Dallas

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fort Worth's Classic Rock Lone Star ninetytwo to five Dallas fort Worth's classic rock
Lone Star ninety to five. Thereis Yes, owner of a Lonely Heart.
And even though this guy was notwith Yes at the time that that
song came out, Rick Weightman,who was their keyboard player for years and

(55:58):
years and years, he turned seventyfive over the weekend and so I thought,
hmm. We had a couple ofconversations with him, and one was
right after Yes was inducted into theRock and Roll Hall of Fame. So
he turned seventy five over the weekend. So here's our interview with one and
only mister Rick Wakeman. All Right, you know in former keyboard player for

(56:22):
you guys, say hello to misterRick Wakeman. Hey, how you doing
well. As I've said before,we're doing what we can with what we
got to work with, especially withthis stupid pandemic going on. I know
it's a believe a very strange time. Didn't say that again, very strange
time. Well, at least you'llfollow instructions, huh. Ricky gave one

(56:44):
of the most memorable acceptance speeches everat the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
when Yes was inducted in twenty seventeen. Yeah, it wasn't planned. I'll
be really, I'll stop by sayingI was incredibly proud to be positive inducted
into the Rock and Roll Hall ofFame. I really was. Now,
I actually love award ceremonies except forthe one area, which is the acceptance

(57:08):
speeches. I watched bewildered on thetelevision while people stand up to thank their
mother, their uncle bought their firstguitar or whatever, and their uncle Terry
who drove them to the first gigs, and then the guy changed their guitar
strings or whatever, and it's soincredibly boring and unimaginative. And also people

(57:32):
who are in the audience they knowall this anyway. They're all fans,
they know everything, so they don'twant to hear all this. They just
want to hear the band play.With a few exceptions, there was Oh
I was thank you to Mum,thank you to and I'm and you could
hear a hum going around the auditorium, which is just people talking. So
we're all up on stage. Asyou know, I said, Travis,

(57:53):
this is boring, and they bothknow that. I do a lot of
comedy. In the year, havehad my own comedy shows and things,
and tre said, don't go forit, and I said, I can't
not know for comedy over here.He said, well you might be in
five minutes. Now, wait aminute, Rick, I did not know
that you were known for your comedyin the UK. Yeah, I have
a lot. I've probably known justas much for comedy as I have music

(58:16):
over here. We'll see. That'ssomething we didn't know. It's it's Rick
as Benny Hill. People liked it, so I went, right, that's
it, going for it and itwas great fun. Well, you know
what, as soon as you startedtelling the proctologist story, I knew what
the punchline was going to be becausethat joke's been around for a while.
But it still worked with Rick Wakemantelling it at the Rock and Roll Hall

(58:38):
of Fame. On one of mystand ups that I do, I do
about half an hour purely on thatof the day of the Doctors, full
of that, because there's about fourdifferent punchlines you can have to those.
Yeah, but I was very waryof the clock of what I know of

(58:59):
running at a time, of whatI could and couldn't do, because you
didn't want to talk for almost anhour like John bon Jovi when they were
inducted in I know. I mean, people were very nice. I got
great calls and emails and people sayingit was live and the things up and
it was really good. You werealways the mysterious man in the Wizard's cape
behind the keyboard. Who knew you? Also did stand up Yeah, we're

(59:22):
doing it for thirty plus years overhere, and then stand up tours,
and I had a stand up showcalled Either Jonres that runs for eight years
over here, you know, plussome mainstream comedy stuff that I've done.
I love comedy. I think musicand laughter are the best two things in
the world. Here's something that bowand I didn't know. You played on

(59:42):
David Bowie's Space Oddity What. Yeah, I did Space Othersy was the first
thing that I did with David,and then went on and did David Bowie
Adam and then Hunky Dory and remaineda great friend right up until when we
certainly lost him. Wow. Now, after all those years together, what
caused Yes to splinter off like itdid. I'll just say that people,

(01:00:06):
you can have great friends, butif you're working, I mean, let's
just let's just take you guys atat at the radio station. Yeah,
how many them to be very rude, how many people roughly work at ksps
with salespeople, promotion people and allthe other people. Engineers are probably about

(01:00:28):
fifty. Okay, Well, justimagine if you took the five or six
that you work closely with. Yes, just imagine that when you woke up
in the morning and you came downfor breakfast, they're there. Yeah.
I hate these guys anyway, Idon't want to see them anymore. And
you travel to work, you workwith them, you have lunch with them,

(01:00:49):
and then you have work in theevening, you have dinner with them,
and then the only time you don'tsee them is when you go to
bed. Yeah, but we stillhug it out after every show. After
a little while, you want toget each other. It took, yes,
a long time to discover that nobodyhated anybody. It was just that
we needed space. I get it. Took a lot. It took into

(01:01:09):
the twenty first century before I thinkit we discovered, you know, we
need space exactly. We're great friendsand we do travel together, but we
give each other space. You gottado it, Okay, Rick Wakeman,
hope you get a chance to comesee us in Dallas sometime when all these
damn germs go away. Yeah,hopes once I'm allowed in and we're no

(01:01:32):
longer under these ridiculous conditions. Exactly. I wouldn't like to do nothing better.
That would be great. Well,and we'll even wear a mask so
everybody is protected. Rick Wakeman,good to finally talk to you, man,
and you thanks ever so much.This is the Bull and Them Show.

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He live Dallan For's classic rock loneStar ninety two five. You know,
I forgot that that Rick Weakeman interviewwe just played was back during the
pandemic. Yeah, I think aftera little bit after like twenty one or

(01:02:21):
yeah, something like that. Bythe way, let me remind you once
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to point this out yesterday. Ifinally went to my grandson Connor's graduation,
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go by their last name. Weren'tin alphabetical order. It was just random.
The funny thing was the last kid'slast name started with an a.

(01:03:12):
Oh. This is kind of disturbing. The owner and three workers at a
New Hampshire daycare are facing charges afterthey sprinkled melatonin in the food of the
children they were watching at the daycareto make them sleepy. Authorities said that
the children's food that was provided bythe in house daycare was being sprinkled with

(01:03:36):
melatonin without their parents' knowledge or consent, to calm them little things down and
hopefully make them go to sleep.You can't do that. Melatonin is a
sleep ay. Some of you takeit, and it's generally safe to use
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laughing, but it was. Iknow it was fun. You can laugh
at the absurd even when you knowyou should laugh. Don't make me get
you tonight and night juice. Don'tmake me This ain't really really funny,
but it could take I don't knowhow long to restore power to the area's
hardest hit by severe weather in Houstonlast week. I mean, I got
friends down there, and some ofthem even lost their house. Residents are

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also asked to be aware of downpower lines, especially around water, and
I hate to see Houston get dumpedon. I know we make fun of
them, especially when the Rangers andthe Astros are playing, but our neighbors
to the south have been dumped onrecently, and some of our radio friends
are kind of in a bad way. They are. I want to ask
you this, Okay, especially youAnnabelle. Did you see Sean p did

(01:05:31):
he Combe's apology that he made afterthat video resurfaced of him whooping on his
ex girlfriend. Did you think hewas sincere? Not at all? He
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think yes he was, because he'she's got to do damage control. And
not once did he ever apologize tohis girlfriend, Cassie Ventura. He just

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said, I'm sorry for what Idid. It was wrong. My behavior
in that video is inexcusable. Butthe way the video has been played,
I don't think that's gonna help hiscause at all. Combs denied it happened,
calling the allegations lies, but that'skind of hard people believe that when
there's video evidence like that. Dinnyand miss Ventura reached the settlement twenty four

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hours after it happened. He gaveher a nice chunk of money to quote,
forget the whole thing. Now.He can't be charged in connection with
the altercation because the statute of limitationshas run out, but his past is
now under the microscope for that littleincident, and then of course there's that
sex trafficking thing he's got to dealwith. Yeah, and this may add

(01:06:40):
some fuel to the fire, butnot many people, especially women, are
saying, I don't believe a wordhe said. Oh it was so disingenuous.
And the video of him kicking herand grabbing her brother here, Oh
yeah, just it was so disturbing, nasty and just hard to watch.
Yeah, he's so hard to watch. Yes, really on the line side,
Dallas County Sheriff's deputies had an experienceto remember over the weekend. The

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traffic deputies were working a crash onthree point forty five when another car pulled
up and the woman in the carcame out told deputies she had a snake
in her car. Not snakes,According to a post by the Sheriff's office
on social media. The woman toldofficers she was on her way to the
airport because she was flying to Disney, and a snake crawled out from under

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the hood. The reptile slithered ontothe windshield while she was driving. One
of the deputies was able to grabthe snake and the woman was able to
head to Diz sneeze. Oh youdid not Joh, what have we done
to Annabel? I don't know,but it's irreversible. Irreversible at this point.

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All right, here's some more critternews, and this is a little
bit more serious, and it takesus to Bow's homeland. To Frisco text.
There has been a lot of uptickin wild animal sightings, according to
the safety and Wildlife management folks upin Frisco. Now listen, there's been
sightings of bobcats. We're gonna getto that in a second, and also
coyotes and coyotes getting so aggressive andhungry and on the hunt that they're even

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being seen in the daytime. Nowlisten. One of my best buddies is
a veterinary doctor up in North Dallas, Paul Burnside, and he's taught me
so much about how to protect mydogs from this. So dog owners,
listen real quick. Coyotes are sohungry for your dogs. They are training
themselves to dig under a fence.They are training themselves to leap over a

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tall fence to get a dog fora meal. They are training themselves to
wait on the other side of afence hole for your dog to stick his
head through because you're so hungry,man, Yes, And can you imagine
losing your dog that way? Hepoked his head through the fence and coyote
got him by the head. Canyou imagine that all right now? Also,
this is serious because it was thedaytime. There's a striking image out

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of a large bobcat spotted in aneighborhood in Frisco during daylight hours. This
was shared with NBC five and videocaptured to coyote running down a neighborhood street,
further highlighting the issue. This isdaytime captures. According to Frisco Animal
Services, this time of the yeartypically increases wildlife activity bobcats coyotes more.
The result is the department has receiveda higher volume of calls reporting these wildlife

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sightings now. In response to thesedevelopment, local authorities are urging people to
remain vigilant, keep your head ona swivel, watch your pets closely,
take necessary precautions, always around wildanimals. Don't interact if you don't have
to stay out of their way.Additionally, Frisco Animal Services said it's working
to educate the public about wildlife behavior. Yes, that's what we all need.

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And they want to provide guidance onsafely navigating these encounters. So there's
going to be more opportunities to learnabout this stuff as we move forward.
Just be careful, watch out.So I shouldn't wrap myself in bacon.
It said, no, let's goahead and now for now, although i
would love to see that, andI would, and I've also got two

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small dogs that are just bite sized, so I'm always looking out for that.
That's a morsel for how many peoplenamed Kyle can you fit in one
place? For one Texas city?Damn it, it wasn't enough. Another
attempt by the city of Kyle,Texas to break the world record for the
largest gathering of people with one namefell short Saturday, despite seven hundred and

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six Kyles of all ages turning upat a park in the suburbs of Austin.
According to the Book of Guinness WorldRecords, the crown is currently held
by a town in Bosnia that intwenty seventeen brought together two three hundred and
twenty five people named Ivan. Ohsurprise, Ivan. It's not the first
time the Kyles have come gunning forthe Ivans. Last year, the official

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count at what was to become knownas the Gathering of Kyle's and Kyle Texas
clocked in at one thousand, fourhundred and ninety. Kyle is not a
chopped opera Among popular names in theUS, According to the Social Security Administration,
which annually tracks the names given togirls and boys in each state,
the most recent data showed Kyle rankedfour hundred and sixteenth among male names in

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twenty twenty three. By comparison,Ivan ranked at one hundred and fifty three.
So I guess they'll try again nextyear. All right, coming up,
if you want to go see theDave Matthews band, that's coming up
in the lone Star ticket window nexton the bow and them show Jallas Forwarth's
classic rock lone Star ninety two tofive. Always had a soft spot in

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my heart for that guy. JoeCocker would have been eighty years old yesterday.
And I know I've told this storybefore, but Joe Cocker and his
entire band sang Happy Birthday to meon my twenty sixth birthday at a restaurant
in the New Orleans French Quarter.He had just played the Warehouse and so

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the record guy said, we wantto dinner Joe Cocker and the band said
yeah. So we went to thisplace and we were sitting around the table
and somehow Joe heard it was mybirthday. It was your birthday night.
Yeah, so he got up andgot his whole band to sing Happy Birthday

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to me at that restaurant in NewOrleans. And I'm like, wow,
this is cool. Oh that thatwas really great, What a great memory.
Okay, didn't we give away sometickets just now to some show?
Yes we did. Francine Maxwell's ourlucky winner and she loves you both,
ye lover her right back. Remembertomorrow is ask us Stuff Days. So

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if you got a question, whydon't you call the Ask the Stuff Hotline.
Leave it there to one for eightsix six eighty six hundred And have
you ever wondered where the night ollsroam around here when the sun goes down?
Koto Photo Book Company Mixbook recently conducteda survey last April, reaching out

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to three thousand self proclaimed night owls, each with their own unique after dark
preferences and experiences, in about onehundred and fifty spots all over the nation.
According to the survey, the deepEllam neighborhood in Dallas is one of
the top ten places that comes aliveat night. Surveyors ranked Deep Elm as
the ninth most enjoyable place to hangout in the country. They cited a

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wide variety of music venues, bars, and clubs as the reason for the
enjoyment. Here's the top ten.Number one, Las Vegas Strip. Number
number two the French Quarter in NewOrleans that we were just talking about.
Number three is Kaya Luakona on theBig Island in Hawaii. Number four Soho

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in Manhattan and New York, followedby downtown Anchorage, Alaska. I guess
they've got nothing else to do here, so they throw a big party.
Number six was Savannah Historic District inGeorgia, Number seventh, Old Colorado City
in Colorado Springs, Downtown Nashville atnumber eight, Development in Dallas at number
nine, and number ten Waikikikiki inHonolulu in Hawaii. So there you go,

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and now you know, and letme ask you this, does it
seem like it's getting a little crowdedaround here? Well, if you say
yes, you're right. People aremoving to Texas in droves. According to
new data released by the US CensusBureau. Eight of the fifteen fastest growing
cities in the US are in thelone Star state. San Antonio topped the

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list, adding about twenty two thousandresidents to North Texas cities made the top
ten. Fort Worth came in second, adding more than twenty one thousand residents,
and Salina finished ninth on the list, adding more than nine thousand.
Houston came in at seventh on thelist, adding over eleven thousand, five
hundred. North Texas also dominated thelist of the largest population increase my percentage

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for cities with populations of twenty thousandor more, So give yourself a pat
on the back. Folks in otherparts of the country are finding out that
it's a lot cheaper to live herethan it is in places like Chicago,
New York, and California. Soy'all come on down, just behave yourself
while you're here. Okay, okay, Hey, this weekend is the unofficial

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start of summer, and if yoursummer vacation plans are still up in the
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your chance to win one thousand dollarswith Rock the Bank coming up nine times
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on Dallas fort words Classic Rock lonestar ninety two to five, Dallas?
What was classic rock? Lone starninety two to five? And I know
how you get all juice when youget Perry today, say juice. Oh
listen, I had to tell youthis story. One night our band was

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playing at Eagle's Nest and this womanat the bar who was quite intoxicated journey,
damn it, journey. Well,we've never learned any journey. So
we were doing our little blues thingand I looked over at the boys and
I said, gimme the Muddy Watersblues, which was just a small town

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girl living that lonely world. AndI thought she was going to get pissed
off, but she stood up andapplauded and even bought us around the drinks
because she got the joke. Andthat's what. Oh yeah, another little
story. Okay, let's talk abouttime wasters here, shall we, because

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we've been wasting enough of your timehere this morning, all right up on
the bow and them show page rightnow at lone star ninety two to five
dot com. A bunch of musicnews to tell you about new music from
Guns n' Roses could be on theway. At least that's what Slash is
saying. In a recent interview promotinghis new solo project, Orgy of the
Damn, which was just released onFriday, Slash revealed that Guns and Roses

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are working towards a new record.It would be their first since two thousand
and eight Chinese democracy. Now here'swhat Slash says when he plans to get
back into studio with Guns n' Rosesprobably the top of next year. Took
this year off. We've been doinga lot of touring for a long time,
and so get back together next year, start focusing on the record.

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And in the meantime, I'm doingthe Blues Tour in the summer, and
I'm going to record another Conspirators recordtowards the end of the year and then
start up with Guns the following year. And in case you hadn't heard,
Slashes bringing his festival to Texas Trustsee Youth Theater in Grand Prairie August seventeenth.
We have all that information up onour page. That's going to be
a hell of a show, ohmy god. And as promised, Richie

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Sambora has released Believe and Miracles,his fourth of four new songs, and
we have all of those songs upfor you to listen to. And there's
his former band bon Jovie. They'vereleased Living Proof from their new album Forever,
which is going to be out onJune seven, so we have both
those songs up. And there's othermusic news to tell you about a new

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Neil Young and Crazy Horse ten songcollection of mostly unreleased tracks from nineteen sixty
nine, and that's all due onJune twenty eighth. They've actually released a
different mix of Everybody's Alone, andwe've got that up. Paul McCartney has
shared a live version of High HighHigh from his new album One Hand Clapping,

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which is going to be out Junefourteenth. You want to give that
a listen, it's up on ourpage. And lover Boy has shared a
version of Working for the Weekend fromtheir upcoming Live in eighty two album,
which is due out June seventh.And then Styx, which is part of
the Bow and Them Bash coming upon a Friday, June twenty first,
Well, Terry Gowan is going tobe the new basis for Stix. He

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takes the place of Ricky Phillips,who previously shared that he was leaving the
band in March after twenty one years. So we have all that music news
up for you. And also,if you want to see a cute little
cat video, a kitten that looksI swear to God bo and you can
ask AO if you don't believe me. This cat looks just like Groucho Marx.

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But wait for it, it's aIt's a kitten that looks like Groucho
Marx that eats corn like there's notomorrow. Off the call, Oh my
gosh, the cutest thing ever.And you can check out that video on
the Bow and Them show page atlone Start ninety two five dot com.

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Jallous What was classic rock? LoneStar ninety two to five? No one
like you? Sometimes my family tellsme that and they follow that with and
for good reason. That's enough fora toy Box Tuesday today. Thanks for
tuning in. Remember tomorrow is askus Stuff Day, so make sure you

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call the Ask Yourself hotline and leaveus a good question, be it a
movie question, a sports question,who played what on what TV show?
We'll do the legwork and answer thequestion for you. The number is two
one four eight six six eight sixzero zero. Leave your question there,
well, answer it on the airand play Choose your News with a theme

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tomorrow. Now up up next isour after show decompression session. We just
sit here and go, oh,thank god, that's all. I need
a break. But we usually juststart running our mouth and then whatever comes
out of it, that's what wetalk about. Sometimes we go on and
on and on, much to thechagrin of others, But we have that

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coming up and we'll see what happensto spew fourth. I don't know.
That doesn't really sound right, spewfourth. Maybe I should have had a
better account. Yeah, that's adifferent thing. We're going to be streaming
the after show on the official Facebookpage of lone Star ninety two five,
not on only fans. That's likemidnight tonight. Yeah yeah. And and

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by the way, I will beback in the studio before you know it.
I'm getting and hopefully I'm going tobe back in there keeping my seat
warm all these years and we'll getgoing whenever that happens, and it will
be sooner than you think. AndI have added through the individuality of your

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seat in here, we've we've madeit even more personal. So we're ready
for Oh really, I have notdone anything to you. Oh yes,
no I haven't. I've just saidin it sent well. The thing is,
when you do something to it,it's usually something kind of cool,
something kind of anna that adds tothe and the female touch. So that's

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good. Yeah, I'm decorated it. We'll see you on the show enough
show tomorrow, and we'll see youon the after show coming up next on
lone Star ninety two to five.Keep it plain, the ditches, bitches, hight b