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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He at the United States post of Service.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Times are tough. That's why we're announcing a few changes. Yes,
budget cuts need to be made, so we are cutting back.
For example, do you need to have a package delivered, Well,
we're going to start throwing all your packages in a
pile at the park and you can sift through them
and see if your package is in there.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Sorry, budget cuts.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I want to mail this build to the gas company.
What should I do?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, you should write out the check, put it in
an envelope and drive it to gas company's headquarters.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We ain't your servants, okay, And.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You know those snappy blue uniforms our mail carryers were Sorry,
budget cuts, no clothes, just naked mailmen running around if
they get around to actually delivering mail. That is the
United States Postal Service. We're making cuts. Deal with it, Sah.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I started thinking about Friday at seven point thirty Monday morning,
and since Tuesday I haven't been able to think about
anything but Friday. Friday, just when we started to catch
up on their work, they got more of that shit.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
On us.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It seems like they make the hands on the clock
go backwards. They want to make work time all the
time and it's.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Still like the third grade.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Well, those ball Busters can go suck a rotten egg
because it's Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Thanks starting out the weekend on a Friday week Friday.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
A new study found that using the Internet too much
can cause psychological problems. Although I use the Internet all
day and personally, I think the people who did that
study are just have to get.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
You ever go on the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's all over the internet, the Internet.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
I don't think I ever laughed the hard my whole time.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, well, well say with me. It's your wildest fantasy.
You've got a fantasize by George Clooney. Oh yeah, yes,
of course you are a strange and disturbing man. Do
you have a strange and unusual story to tell?
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Yeah, free through Friday.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You have strange fetishes? Well, don't we all are. Yeah,
it's not like we're comparing how kiky one is other
than the other. We don't look at me, mo, I
ain't looking nowhere. I mean put my pictures away.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Cool intro man.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I love the voice of Murray Saul. Yeah, that's the
Murray saw long lived Murray. He was a disc jockey
where uh, several different places, but in Atlanta on ninety
six Rock Long time ago. We played him every freaking
Friday afternoon at five.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
The boy craziest, that boy crazy, And there's going to
be a craziest show today.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
Oh yeah, busy one for sure. Kathleen Madigan is going
to be joining us.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yes, she will be joining us by phone because she's
traveling and she's not playing at the Majestic Theater until
tomorrow night, so she's only coming in late this afternoon. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
She was in.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
Oklahoma last night. So yeah, so she'll be giving us
a call.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yes you will, Yes, you will. She's a big shot. Also,
we'll be doing our NFL pro picks for a week
three with Fox for as Mike Doocey, Let's see can
the Cowboys bounce back from that ass whooping by the.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Same see that they're underdogs?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes they are, that's sad. Well, but then Baltimore's pretty good.
But Baltimore's like there oho and two.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
But we have the highest paid quarterback in the NFL.
Speaker 10 (03:53):
Yes, well, then our problems are all sold, aren't we
apparently not according to last Sunday.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Throw money at the problem, it'll be fine. Yeah, that's
what Jared does. And then when he doesn't get a
return on his investments. I don't know what went wrong.
I thought we had all the things in place to
win Dayball. So let's see what we're celebrating today, National
Tradesman Day. The day shines the spotlight on tradesmen, celebrating
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their vital role as Americans who work with their hands,
unlike us in this room, who work with our mouths. Yeah,
I appreciate them too, which goes with National Gibberish Day.
That's usually what comes out of our mouths when we work.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's National DJ Day.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That's it. National Concussion Awareness Day. This day celebrated in
late September during football season for obvious reasons. Yeah. National
Care for Kids' Day. Well, that's what you do when
you become a parent, at least you're supposed to about. Yeah.
National Bakery Day. This goes out to my people who
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work at the Collins Street Bay. And I don't care
what anybody says. Those fruitcakes are pretty good. I tell
you what.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
Not until I had a Cloling Street Bakery fruitcake did
I ever like a fruitcake?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
All the other fruitcakes just don't have it like Collin Street.
Here's something else to eat, World paiea day. It's a
Spanish dish of rice, meat, seafood, vegetables cooked in a
special pan, and the typically seasoned with saffron. And as
we all know, singer Donovan is just mad about sago.
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That's the first line of Mellow Yellow. Hold it. National
Fried Rice Day, Okay, created by the restaurant Benie Hanna,
the nation's leading operator of Japanese inspired to panyaki and
sushi restaurants, whose signature dishes fried.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Right, but don't eat the leftovers.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh no, because then, yeah, we did a story on
The freaking Fool File where it really messed somebody up.
That's the wiener up of all things to eat dirty
rice and all you had to do was say Wiener
and you okay, never mind?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Man.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
You know, this year I had lobster fried rice for
the first time ever. Really, it was sinsational, sounds tasty,
It was very good. National Pepperoni Pizza Day my favorite.
Multiple surveys have shown that pepperoni is the favorite pizza
topping of America and a third of the pizzas in
the country or top with it, So it becomes no
surprise there is a National Pepperoni Pizza Day, and.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Finally I'm Betman. It's Batman Day celebrates who else but
the Cape Crusader that has appeared in comic books published
by d C Comics, as well as in films, television shows,
and other forms of entertainment. The day was first celebrated
in twenty fourteen to mark the seventy fifth anniversary of
Batman's debut. So this is the eighty fifth anniversary events.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
As much as I love the movies, Yeah, TV show,
Yes it is, that is Batman today.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh, that's yeah. Adam West, he made it, he made
it into really something entertained. All right, let's do the
morning stretch.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
God, don't forget seven fifty a Friday morning buster. Luck
Yeah Hendrix.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And we also got those tickets to Zee Kathleen Madigan,
who will be on the show around eight ten this morning.
How aboudy get your half up. It's time to work
today because you got a whole weekend ahead of That
means it's time for me to tell you that Dallas
fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. We've
been working for the weekend all week and it's finally yeah,
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and it's time first sports them.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
As brought you by k America Bank.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well after that embarrassing Week two loss against the Saints,
the Cowboys will look to get back on track against
reigning NFL MVP Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens. Dallas
enters Week three with a one one record in an
all the up and down season. After soundly beating the
Cleveland Browns in Week one, we said all we're the best.
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The Cowboys were blown out in their home opener against
the Saints. Let me remind you it was forty four
to nineteen and it wasn't really even that close. The
Dallas offense moved the ball well, but only scored one
touchdown against the Saints. Defense was a no show from
the start, with the Saints scoring touchdowns on its first
six drives of the game. Now, this Sunday at three
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twenty five, the Cowboys will square off against a desperate
Baltimore Ravens team who are already in a must win
game since they started the season zero and two. They
ain't no joke either. Cowboys will have to focus on
stopping the run after being gashed for one hundred ninety
yards and four touchdowns on the ground against New Orleans.
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The Ravens running game features all pro Derrick Henry and
he's hard to stop, as well as quarterback Lamar Jackson
is a threat with his legs in addition to his arm.
Announcers Kevin Burkhardt and Tom Brady will be in the
booth for their third straight Cowboys game and the second
in a row at Jerry World.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Well as you know, bo Jerry Jones called the Cowboys
blowout loss to the Saints extraordinarily disappointed, ordinarily, but FEMA
called it a major disaster by accident.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Wait.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
FEMA FEMAMA, also known as the Federal Emergency Management Agency,
usually deals with relief after major natural disasters like hurricanes, wildfires, tornadoes, earthquakes,
But yesterday they tried their hand at football commentary. Now,
the agency sent out an email announcing Federal Disaster assistance
to North Texas to supplement recovery efforts in the areas
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affected by the New Orleans Saints on September fifteenth, twenty
twenty four. Now, I'm sure none of us here, or
any Cowboys fan for that matter, would turn down financial
compensation for the embarrassing forty four to nineteen home opener,
but sorry to burst your bubble.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
The email was an accident.
Speaker 9 (10:01):
FIMA confirmed that the email is inadvertently sent and was
meant to be used for training purposes only. I'm sure
with somebody who hated the Cowboys he did it on purpose.
It was still pretty funny, though, since last Sunday's game
was a disaster to Cowboys fans, beep down. Let's just
hope the Cowboys can beat the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh please, please please.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Aaron Rodgers and the Jets barely had to break a
sweat as a Crews passed the Patriots to start Week
number three. New York at home, talked its divisional foes
twenty four to three on Thursday Night Football, as New
England offered little creativity on offense and couldn't slow down
Rogers and company on defense. The result moved New York
to two and one, second straight win of the young season.
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New England, however, fell to one in two, its second
consecutive loss.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh, I feel so bad.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Not it would be better if Bill Belichick was still coaching.
So but now that's I hear.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
You, Yeah, yeah, okay, Let's talk some more football in
college football tomorrow It's a big day for SMU and
TCU because it's the.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Battle for the iron skillet. Some people see it as
Dallas versus Fort Worth, and it kind of is. But
the horn Frogs are looking to bounce back from a
heartbreaking one point loss to UCF. The Mustangs are coming
off a disappointing eighteen to fifteen loss to BYU where
they're often struggled to find the end zone. The game
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kicks off at four o'clock tomorrow from Gerald J. Ford
Stadium in Dallas. Other games you might be interested in
are the North Texas Mean Green hosting Wyoming Bowling Green
at Kyle Field against the egg Is at Texas A
and M. Should be easy for the Eggs. I'm hoping
ul Monroe against number one Texas and Arch Manning making
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his first start for the long run. Is yeah, going
to be a long day for the Warhawks. In Austin,
Arkansas plays against Auburn. Texas Tech will host Arizona State.
A good one is going to be Tennessee Player and
Norman against Oklahoma. Mike Deocy's Iowa Hawkeyes against the Minnesota
Golden Golfers. Baylor plays at Colorado and UCLA travels to
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Death Valley to go up against the hell Less Well.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
That sweep the Rangers were hoping for was not meant
to be. The Texas Rangers offense was held to two
hits as the Toronto Blue Jays prevented a sweep with
a four to nothing win yesterday at Globelife Field. The
Rangers were held hitless until Josh Smith led off the
seventh with a single, but he was thrown out at
second trying to stretch it to a double. The loss
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officially eliminated Texas from the American League West race, with
the Rangers falling nine and a half games back of
the first place Houston Astros with only nine games remaining
in the season. The Rangers were shut out for the
tenth time in twenty twenty four. It says seventh time
this season the club was held to two or fewer hits. Now,
the Rangers do hope to bounce back tonight as they
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open up a series against the Seattle Mariners, and that
Mariners team is good. That game at Globelife Field will
be at seven five on the mound for the Rangers.
Right hander Jacob de Grump, who makes his second start
of the season and first.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
At Globe Life Field.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Can't make it out to Arlington for the game, you
can catch it on Bally Sports south West.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
And of course, Seattle's good now they fired their manager
earlier in the season. Ever since then they've been winning.
Maybe it was his fault after all, right, right, so.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Hey, Otani looked up at the Miami Marlins crowd that
turned out to cheer him and the LA Dodgers, and
he ended up getting to witness one of the greatest
individual performances and seasons in Major League history. Fans put
their phones up in the air to capture the moment,
and they started chanting MVP, MVP as Otani rounded the
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bases after he cleared one over the fence for the
fiftieth time, becoming the first major league player with at
least fifty rome runs and fifty stolen bases in a season.
And in a nice little combination platter, I might say, now,
Otani wasn't done yet. He raced past the fifty to
fifty milestone in the spectacular game of his history making career.
He became the first major league player to hit three
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homers and steal two bases in a single game during
a twenty and four round of the Marlins yesterday that
also secured a playoff spot for the Dodgers.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And they're now fifty one and fifty one.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Show hey, Tony Wow, fifty fifty one.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Crazy, he pone, adding to it. Dan, a Philadelphia man,
has pleaded guilty to making very serious false threats after
a fantasy football dispute went too far. Twenty five year
old Matthew Gabriel is accused of sending false tips to
authorities in Norway and Iowa, claiming that his fantasy football
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rival was planning deadly attacks. Oh that ain't fun. Gabriel,
after learning that the other man was traveling to Norway,
alerted authorities in Oslo that the unidentified man was planning
a mass shooting in the city. He then sent another
false threat to the Universe of Iowa, claiming the man
was planning to do a bombing there.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
It's fantasy football, you no I know.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Police in both places investigated and determined the man was
not a threat. They questioned Gabriel, who admitted to making
false threats because he wanted to frame the other man
after getting into an argument with him in a fantasy
football chat. Again just like she said it is fantasy football.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
People are crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Gabriel is facing up to five years in prison. Why
it was worth it? And then there's Lyndon Kildare High
School in Lynden, Texas, home of our homeboy Richard Bowden
and Eagle Don Henley. They have probably set an unofficial
record for the most head football coaches in a week.
Jason Ferguson was hired as Lyndon Kildale's head football coach
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and athletic director in the spring. After the team started
zero to two and were outscored eighty nine to six,
he was fired by the district. Assistant coach J. D.
Russell was tapped as his interim replacement, but then he
quit his job after two days and didn't even say why.
Lyndon killed. There couldn't play its next game without a
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head coach or they'd have to forfeit, so Superintendent Rex
Bert stepped in and the team lost fifty four to nothing.
So now head baseball coach Jerry Hogan has stepped in
as head coach of the football team for the rest
of what looks like is gonna be a miserable season
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for Lyndon Kendale High School. Sorry, Richard I loved the boy,
but this is what happens. You suck all right, the
freaking fool file next on the bowl and them show. Yeah,
walk in that way is why the file fell off
the stage.
Speaker 12 (16:49):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
It was jumped this way and you jumping this way.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You always have to bring that up there. Sorry, Yeah,
Stephen Tyler fell off the stage at Sturgis. I think yes,
was itself up? Okay, it is six forty five. That
means it's time for the freaking fool File. It's rough
when you walk into a doctor's office for what should
be a routine checkup on some hip pain and it
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turns out to be something completely different and extremely rare.
An X ray on a sixty three year old man
ended up revealing that he was suffering from a disorder
called penile ossification.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Oh no, that sounds painful.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That's where his johnson was turning into an actual skeletal bone.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
What.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yes, yeah, he's got something. Guys are going, what that's
something else I gotta worry about? Did I just turn pale?
One of you guys? In the initial X ray, doctors
were looking for fractures in the patient's hip area because
the man had fallen on the sidewalk. Instead, they made
an alarming and incredibly rare diagnosis. The man's penis was
building up a bone like calcification, which meant when he
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actually boned someone, he used a real bone house. The
patient showed no other symptoms typical of this condition like
discharger swelling. Unfortunately, for the man himself as well as
for medical researchers, no further examinations were carried out on
the patient. I would be saying, I'll come in every
day if you guys will figure out how to deal
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with this.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And I didn't know the hip bone was connected to that.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Bone it is now if you have penole's complication.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Okay, let's go to China. Bow visitors at a zoo
in Shunway, China were outraged to discover that the pandas
that they had been admiring and ooing and awing over
were actually dogs painted to look like pandas.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, they've been to this in China for a long time.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Yes, it happened again. The trick was uncovered when one
of the supposed pandas began barking, with video footage showing
the disguised dog lying on a rock Another dog sporting
a long, curly tail, was also seen strolling around the
enclosure with his tongue hanging out, panting just like a dog.
The zoo initially defended the deception, claiming the animals were
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a breed of panda dogs.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh yes, there's such thing as panda.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Panta dogs, but later they admitted they had simply died
to chow chows. Visitors demanded refunds after realizing the truth,
and the incident drew attention to a similar scam at
another zoo in China earlier this year. Remember we did
that story where chow chows were also disguised as pandas.
Zoo officials in both cases faced backlash. Were attempting to
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deceive the public, and yes, those people should get their
money back.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
If one of those dog pandas started wagging a tail,
then what of this?
Speaker 9 (19:45):
They did they wag their tail? What if they the
paint started coming off because they got wet.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
In the ring? There you go.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Well, a little earlier we were talking about how fantasy
football players need to calm down. Pickleball players need to
calm down to check this out. This is another case
of where the freaking fool file and sports of all
sorts sort of mush into each other.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I like this.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
The Missouri man can consider himself very lucky to be
alive after he ruptured a neck artery and suffered not one,
not two, three strokes.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You guys, we just had another story like.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
That, ripple strokes.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
He was playing pickleball bow He turned his head too
quickly to follow the ball, and he just felt all
hell break loose inside of his skull.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well, I playing pickleball again.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
Like what happened with the chiropractor and the neck adjustment,
That's what happened here.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah, everything just want to hurt. Joel Hendrix is thirty
five years old. He's a super fit guy, as they say.
He's in Festus, Missouri, and it was a freak accident.
Speaker 14 (20:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
You would think pickleball would be kind of mellow play,
but it can get really intense. He turned his head
to track the ball, he felt and heard a strong
pop right in the back of his skull, and then
experience the worst vertigo he's ever had in his life.
A couple of minutes later, he was being helped to
the bench by his friends.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
He could not walk on his own. It was that bad.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Doctor's informed Joel that somehow he dissected his artery that
triggered a triple stroke in his lower brain area part
of the brain responsible for coordination and movement. Okay, so
they had to help him get up, and luckily, after
two days in the hospital, Hendrick was able to walk
out on his own two feet without any worrying symptoms.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
He has since made a full recovery. Oh thank god.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
However, he's quit playing pickleball, at least for the time.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Because I ain't gonna.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I'm not taking it up now.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
No, I ain't gonna watch a pickleball game. And as
we get ready for the State Fair of Texas to
kick off a week from today, a dukie laden scandal
has rocked the Oklahoma State FA. Did you say, dookie, Yes,
I did. It all started during what was dubbed the
Stinking CenTra competition. That's where four contestants loaded themselves into
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a twenty twenty four Nissan Sentra starting at eleven am
on Thursday of last week, knowing they weren't allowed to leave.
They would get kind of stinky because of the body over. No, well,
they get bathroom breaks every three hours and the remnants
of any food eating would remain in the car with him. Well.
That Sunday, Brian Richmond was declared the winner, but runner
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up Chris Duscher Good Name for this Guy, claimed that
there was something stinky about how Richmond won the contest.
On Facebook, Deuscher claimed how Richmond allegedly scooped out a
cupful of turds from an outhouse and brought it into
the car, essentially stinking Deuscher out to claim.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
He cheated, he added more stink.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yes, according to him. Contest organizers admitted the rules were broken,
but still decided not to disqualify Richmond. Em I guess
all's feared love war and being inside a Nissans trying
to win a farm. Gross, you gotta do what you
gotta do to win, I guess hey.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
Coming up next hour, it's your last chance this week
to experience Hendrix. Celebrate the music and legacy of the
Great Jimmy Hendrix. That will Rogers Auditorium in Fort Worth, Friday,
October eleventh. If you want to go, you're gonna have
to work for it. We have a Friday morning Foster
Cluck coming up around seven to fifty. Identify the three
Hendrix songs all played at the same time, and you win.
That's next hour right here on the Bow and Them
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show on Dallas, Fort War's classic rock lone Star ninety
two to.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Five Clone Star ninety two five. It is Friday, Week
three in the NFL. Let's talk from football with the
best of the game, Fox Wars Mike Dooseyo.
Speaker 15 (23:45):
This the week it all turns around for me. Stay tuned, everybody,
oh Man guaranteed winners this week.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
But I'm this is pretty much a must win game
for the Cowboys after getting bitch slapped by the Saints
last Sunday. But Baltimore, Baltimore wants this one pretty bad
because they're zero to two and something's got to give here.
Speaker 15 (24:04):
You know, that's exactly right I was going to say.
I mean, you talk about two desperate teams. It's hard
to imagine Baltimore with Lamar and now Derrick Henry in
a good defense starting zero to three. But the Cowboys,
you know, they're just desperate to get the taste of
that New Orleans loss out of their mouths. So you know,
I was out at the Starr yesterday and guys are
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still talking about having to bounce back from that and
they're having meetings of the leadership council. It's still a
little early in the season to be having team meetings,
I think, but anyway, Yeah, they're looking to bounce back.
So it's really kind of a fascinating matchup for this
early in the season.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
So let's just suppose, just supposing I don't want it
to happen, but let's just suppose that the Cowboys lose
to the Ravens on Sunday and then drop two or
three more. Would Jerry start sharpening his acts to use
on coach Mike McCarthy's neck at that point.
Speaker 15 (24:56):
I think if it got bad by mid season, I
could see that happening. I really could. And in some
ways it sounds unreasonable for a coach who won twelve
games last year and the year before that and the
year before that. But yeah, if it starts going downhill
and Jerry's just shelled out the big money for Dak
and Ceedee lamb, these big contracts, I could see it.
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I could see it happening. And this schedule, I mean,
you know, when I looked at it to begin the year,
I thought, you know, three and three going into the
bye week wouldn't be that surprising for me. But if
you lose this one and go one and two, you know,
you go on the road at the Giants next Thursday.
That seems like an easy win, but suddenly you're doubting
everything if you're the Cowboys.
Speaker 9 (25:37):
Oh do so many of the players were limited yesterday, Ferguson,
Lamb digs. What is it looking like for them to
start on Sunday?
Speaker 15 (25:47):
I think Ferguson is still the big question mark. He
was working out a bit yesterday. As you said, they
list him has limited on the injury report with that knee.
As if I had to bet, I'd say that he
would play. How effective he can be right away? I
don't know. Looks like Mozzi Smith, the defensive lineman's the
only guy who's probably not going to play. He's got
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some back issue that's cropped up, and you know the
way Mazzi's played, he's really struggled anyway. But their entire
run defense has struggled, So it's kind of the last
thing they need is to have anybody in that rotation
out right now. But yeah, they're just little little nagging
injuries here early in the year.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, who is a bigger threat on offense on the
Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson are running back Derrick Henry because
they both are all pro players.
Speaker 15 (26:37):
Yeah, I think the answer is yes again against this
run defense. Until I see that they've changed some things
and cleaned some things up. I'll believe it when I
see it, and it's hard to imagine in one week
them turning that around defensively against the run. Lamar is
such a unique talent, maybe the greatest dual threat quarterback ever.
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Just what a quick, elusive runner he is. And Henry Man,
if he has a big day, everybody's going to be
talking about the fact that the Cowboys could have had
this guy and didn't go after him. So that's another
storyline there. But yeah, run being able to run and
stopping the runner two of the big teams for the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, something that we didn't do last weekend. Huh.
Speaker 15 (27:27):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
All right, Okay, let's get to our picks here, all right,
four for Fox four and the Cowboys. What you got,
dere Deuce Man? All Right, here we go.
Speaker 15 (27:37):
We've got a couple of NFC unbeatens. I'm gonna go
with their games and try to predict those. Give me
underdog wins for Minnesota, one of those unbeaten at at Houston,
a couple of teams that are off the great starts.
I'll take the Vikings to upset the Texans on the road,
and I will take the Eagles to upset Bows.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You did that just to get under my skin, didn't you.
Speaker 15 (28:04):
But I think Philly comes back and gets a win
this week. In terms of favorites, I take Seattle over Miami.
Obviously it's kind of in a state of turmoil after
the Tua injury. I'll take the Seahawks there and Detroit
to win at Arizona. I went back and forth in
this Cowboy game. I really did. It's kind of a
coin flip game for me. And that might sound kind
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of odd giving the way the Cowboys played last week.
Why would you ever consider taking the Cowboys? I did
consider taking them, But again, it's just hard for me
to imagine this Baltimore team starting zero three, and it's
hard for me to see how this Dallas defense can
fix enough things in a matter of a week to
really stop this Baltimore attack. So you know what I'm
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going with here. Give me Ravens thirty, Cowboys twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Okay, wow an a bill.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
Okay, So for my pigs, I'm picking on most of
the teams that are playing at home this weekend. I
am gonna go with Tampa Bay to beat Denver and
Seattle over Miami for the same reason that News picked
them because of Tua and his concussion situation. I'm gonna
pick the Raiders over Carolina in Vegas, and I'm gonna
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pick the Cleveland Browns to beat the New York Giants.
There's one bar, okay, I'm like that girl that keeps
going back to the cheating boyfriend. I am gonna pick
the Dallas Cowboys to beat Baltimore at home at Jerry
World on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
There, I said it.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
There's a good spirited picking right there. Well, I've been
pretty happy with Tampa Bay so far.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
I think if they can win in those first two
games of the season, I think they can definitely give
Denver a hard run. Tampa Bay over Denver for me,
who dat up against the Philadelphia Eagles, Shit, thank you,
let's go bo Kansas City Chiefs. I don't think Atlanta
has a chance against them. Arizona I'm my homeland. I'm
gonna stay with them even over the Detroit Lions. And
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I think the Dallas Cowboys are going to come back
pissed off and with real defense on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Oh yeah, think so, I think so, let's hope. So
all right, So I'm picking two favorites, Kansas City over Atlanta.
I just love to see the Falcons lose. I'm taking
Las Vegas at home over Carolina underdogs. Give me the
Chargers to beat Pittsburgh, give me the Bears to beat Indianapolis,
and I'm all pick the Cowboys. I say they're going
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to bounce back at least I certainly hope so, yes,
So Douce, you guys got a lot of good college
football games on Saturday, don't you.
Speaker 15 (30:38):
Oh going all over the place with Fox college Football.
We've got a Friday night football package now too. We
have a Big ten game on tonight Illinois against another
Big ten team that I'm forgetting right now. But that's
the Friday night college football Saturday triple header on Fox.
So just keep it on Fox all day for college
football and then the NFL level header Sunday. We'll have
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Eagles Saints early and then Cowboys Ravens live on Fox
four three twenty five. Brady and the boys in the
Boots and then we'll wrap it all up at ten
o'clock Sunday night on Free for All.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'm gonna be on Fox four for a while because
the Saints played first, Cowboys play. Legan douce here de man,
thanks for checking in with us. I there he is
the message, the guy in Fox words, Mike Duseyoo right.
Speaker 15 (31:23):
Have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Thanks, you love you. Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five. Paul McCartney unknowingly had his life
change fifty five years ago this Sunday, September twenty second,
nineteen sixty nine, when that Paul is dead thing started.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
That's when that rumor started. And this is before social media.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh yeah, yeah. This got underway when an Illinois college
newspaper ran an article with the headline clues hint at
Beatle death. The Peace cited Sergeant Pepper's album back cover
where every Beatle except Paul is photographed facing the viewer
and he's wearing a black badge on the n side
of the album with the letters OPD, which they thought
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was officially pronounced dead and actually stood for Ontario Police Department.
But you know how people. Then in Strawberry Fields Forever,
John Lennon has heard saying are buried ball, which he
later was saying, I said, I'm very bold. The rumor
picked up steam on September twenty third, sixty nine when
the London Daily Mirror picked up that story. Then three
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days later, the Beatles released their Abbey Road album, which
shows Paul walking barefoot. The conspiracies started flying. Interpreted as
Paul McCartney's funeral possession, it shows Paul in an old
suit and barefoot, which is how the bodies were buried,
and he's out of step with the rest of the band.
He's also holding a cigarette in his right hand, despite
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everybody knows him being left handed. This led to the
rumor that the person on the cover was an imposter
and Paul was actually dead. I'll be honest, I bought
into it, of course, I was a young teenage punk.
Though he's also holding that cigarette, and the Volkswagen Beetle
in the background has a license plate that says LMW
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twenty eight if some believe that stands for Lynda McCartney
is widowed, and Paul would have been twenty eight if
he hadn't just putting too much thought into that John
Lennon is dressed in white, saying that he was the priest.
RINGO is in black, signifying the undertaker. George Harrison is
in Denham, so he was dubbed the Gravedigger. Now some
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of you have heard this before, but here's Beatles producer
George Martin on the Paul is dead rumors.
Speaker 16 (33:33):
I've actually was sitting with Paul later in my house
in London. We were working out an idea for a
song and the phone wrecked and there was a distraught
voice on the other end of the phone, a teenager
from somewhere in America saying, is that mister Martin, you
tell me that Paul isn't dead. I said, Paul isn't dead.
You're lying, You're lying, And there was Paul sitting beside me.
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It was just absurd. I used to get phone calls
in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I hated it, I can imagine now, but he would
believe him.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
No, tell them the truth.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
And here we are two weeks into the NFL season
and teams across the league are already dealing with a
lot of injuries. Man to a tag of a low up.
Remember he got a concussion against the Bills, his third concussion.
The Green Bay Packers are without their quarterback Jordan Love.
Pittsburgh Steelers Russell Wilson recovers from a calf injury. X
rays on charges quarterback Justin Herbert's leg came back nevited negative,
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but he probably won't play. San Francisco forty nine Ers
are without running back Christian McCaffrey. Also Houston's running back
Joe Mixon's hot start. He got injured during the Houston
Texans Sunday Night football went over the Bears. Cooper Cup
of the Rams ankle injury, not not even getting to
the Cowboys. Who's out? Brandon Cooks maybe, Trayvon Diggs didn't practice.
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He's got a foot injury. Jake Ferguson is limited so
he may not play. He's got a bad knee. Melee
Cooker the safety, has a shoulder injury, DeMarcus Lawrence the
defensive end limited, and Cdee Lamb he's got an ankle injury,
so we don't know if he's gonna play or not.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
We're all banged up, and it's because if your New
Orleans Saints, all I know, I.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Know it's true. They whooped that at But just just
think about this. What if we could start a league
full of injured players. Just think about what would be like.
Welcome back to the Injured Players Football League on Ceeah.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
I'm Pat Somersault along with John Madman, and we're ready
to start the second half. The stretchers have just brought
the players onto the field and here's the kickoff. I
think it was more of a crutch off, Pat bad
it was John.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, Beef, Johnson's playing much better now that he's regained consciousness.
All right. The quarterback brings him to the line of scrimmaging. Yeah,
he's amazing.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
He's really more mobile since they pop riveted the door
in just to his knees.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
But he may have some trouble with airport security. And
here's the snap. They're in an IV form a.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Oh, his receiver's hospital gown is wide open.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
He caught it in his swing. Incredible, that dolly beat.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Unfortunately I think he broke that leg again.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Well, well, no, sooner enough, here comes the trainer.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Oh that's the third time today a player has been
humanely destroyed.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Not a pretty sight. I gotta hurt.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
And while the trainer reloads will take them right there.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Non stop classic rock twice each day. Listen for sixty
minutes of NonStop.
Speaker 15 (36:23):
Rock week days before eleven and again before four on Lon.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Start what's you so pissed about? Damn? Thatallas? What was
classic rock? Lone star ninety two to five? That's from
Hackney Diamond's Angry. I got a couple of email requests.
How come y'all don't play that now? It's a great
song coming up. Our last pair of tickets to experience Hendricks.
Oh oh, Hall's got a Friday Foster cluck. I think
(36:51):
I went too soft on you guys. Oh okay, well
that's not about you. We'll see, we know. Just like
every weekend around here, there's a whole going on. It's
time to find out exactly what's going on. It's time
for Heya, what whats hack now?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
I'm so glad you asked.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
You'll click.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
Everyone's a little German this weekend in Addison Addison's October Fest.
It kicked off yesterday and continues through Sunday at Addison
Circle Park with plenty of beer, plenty of sausage and
other German food, also live music and family fun like
the Dots and Dash, which will take place on Sunday afternoon.
Dogs running are so cute, Yes they are. Meanwhile, in Plano,
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it's the annual Plano Balloon Festival at Oak Point Park
with lots of cool hot air balloons tonight and tomorrow night.
Check out the balloon glows at seven thirty Tomorrow morning.
They're gonna have the hot air balloon launch at seven
in the morning. That is always spectacular. Also plenty of food, music,
and kid activities. This weekend, Texas Rangers opened a series
against the Seattle Mariners tonight at Globel I feel first
(37:58):
pitch tonight seven oh five. Call it football each weekend.
I know you're excited about this boat, Oh, Carol J.
Ford Stadium in Dallas. The one hundred and third Battle
for the Iron Skillet SMU versus TCU kickoff is set
for four Tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
All right.
Speaker 9 (38:13):
Meanwhile in Detton, North Texas, Mean Green faces off of
the Wyoming Wyoming Cowboys. Kickoff for that game will be
at six Tomorrow night, and Cowboy fans to Sunday at
at and T Stadium. Cowboys hope to bounce back from
their loss to the Saints. They're gonna face the Baltimore Ravens.
Kickoff is at three twenty five on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's gonna be a good game because Baltimore is good.
Even though they're oh and two, they're the best and
two team.
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Out these cowboys. Let's not lose this game. And who's
ready for some hockey? I know, Jeff ka Is. The
Stars open preseason tomorrow at the American Airlines Center. They're
going to take on the Saint Louis Blues puck Drops
at six tomorrow night. Golf fans. The Live Dallas Golf
Tournament underway right now at the Meridia Course in Carrollton,
featuring Bryce and Desham. It's going on through Sunday in Carrollton.
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And there is so much live music to check out
this weekend. So Tonight at Billy Bob's in Fort Worth
thirty eight special on stage Doski's Pavilion Tonight the English
indie rock band Glass Animals Fair Park Music Hall in Dallas.
Tonight American singer songwriter ray Le Montaigne. Critics have compared
him to Pink Floyd and Otis Redding Jaywhile at Arlington
(39:26):
Music Hall tomorrow night, Burton Cummins of the original The
guest who takes a stage. It's his sixtieth anniversary Hits
tour at Dicky's Arena in Fort Worth Tomorrow night. The
band out of El Paso Cigarettes after Sex at the
at and T Performing Art Center Tomorrow night. You can
see rappers, singer and jazz musician Andre three thousand and
(39:46):
at the Majestic Theater in Dallas Sunday night. Former King
Crimson members Adrian Blue Tony Levin band together with guitar
virtuoso Steve Bie for the first time to create Beat,
a creative reinterpretation of eighties King Crimson. That's happening Sunday
night at the Majestic At the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas Tonight,
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Los Lobos take the stage at the Kessler Theater Tomorrow night.
Bob Schneider and as if that wasn't enough, the Denton
Blues Festival is this weekend at Quakertown Park today through Sunday. Now,
if you were hoping to see Ray Wiley Hubbard tonight
at the Granada Theater, you are out of luck.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
That show is completely sold out.
Speaker 9 (40:29):
Oh really looking to laugh this weekend? Head out to
the Majestic Theater Tomorrow night, and see Kathleen Madigan. We
have tickets to that show coming up in the eight
o'clock hour. Colin County Fall Home and Garden Show going
on today through Sunday at Credit Union of Texas Event Center.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
In Allen, Tomorrow and Fort Worth.
Speaker 9 (40:48):
The Sundance Square Car and Culture Show, Bunch of Lowriders
going to be on exhibit and Sunday in Dallas, the
Salzone Latin Food Festival at Community Beer Company and Pegasus
and guys. That is just some of what is going
on this weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Bega welcome, It's the weekend Dallas Forest Classic, a lone
star ninety two five. Are we ready because this is
our last pair of tickets to experience Hendricks, which features
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Zach Wilde, Kenny Wayn Shepherd, Guesel Zappa, Eric Johnson, a
bunch of other guys that'll be at will Rogers Auditorium
in Fort Worth Friday, October the eleventh. That's the good news.
The bad news you're gonna have to figure out Ao's
Friday Foster.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Club head out.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Since it's experience here in Hendricks. There are three Hendrix
songs played at the same time, correct, and you have
to identify all three how in difficulty between one to ten,
ten being most difficult.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Oh, this is the most cream puff one I've ever
put together for you. I feel like I'm letting the
legacy of Randy James down because I'm going easy on
you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Today.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
We'll see.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Ain't nobody going to complain going easy on you? Okay,
name these three Jimmy Hendrick songs played at the same time. Okay,
(42:27):
I have them written in front of me, but I
heard every one of.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Them, and you know what, he didn't give me that
much of a headache.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
Yeah, it wasn't the normal level of vertigo inducing mish
mosh that we get on this.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Vertigo and doing that's a good way.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
I think you should play it again.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Though, I'll play it again some more time. All right,
three songs by Hendricks on top of each other. Oh,
you did take it easy on them just a little bit. Yeah.
(43:05):
Luckily for you guys, those three Hendrick songs fit well
over each other. I don't know why, but they do.
Even I didn't really get that much of a headache.
Listen to it me neither, okay? Two one four or
eight one seven seven, eight seven one nine two five.
Let's see if anybody's got it.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Already?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
On Them Show? Can you tell me what those three
Hendrick songs are? Okay, Purple all along the watch is
not one of them?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Got one of them?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Okay, so we got one? On Them Show? Can you
tell me those three Hendrick songs?
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Please turn you already out out?
Speaker 3 (43:48):
That gave me a headache.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
No, I don't play that. Working in a metal shop today?
On Them Show? Can you tell me the three Hendrick songs?
What are they?
Speaker 15 (43:58):
Foxy Lady?
Speaker 4 (43:59):
Purple?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
No, not foxy. Foxy Lady is not one of them.
You just don't just start naming songs. Those were pretty
easy to figure out. Let me try one more. If
we don't get a winner, will take one away, And
then showed can you tell me those three Hendrick songs
played on top of each other?
Speaker 14 (44:18):
Good Morning?
Speaker 15 (44:19):
It sounded like yes, Foxy Lady.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
No, we ruled Foxy Lady out.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Damn y'all, I'm disappointed in you.
Speaker 9 (44:30):
It's kind of like bo Whenever he says it's easy,
it turns out to be.
Speaker 13 (44:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Let me take one away.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Uh. The one we're gonna take away was if six
was nine.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Yeah, and that's the toughest weirdest one out of the three.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
That's the one you heard in the movie easy right.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
And six is nine if you turn it upside.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
That's right, that's right. So these songs are played on
top of each other, just like an org at P
Diddy's and videotape. Videotape, it's our blackmail, all right. Let
me let me, let me take one away. Here are
two Hendrick songs. Oh your ship, you gotta have Come
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on people, you gotta have it. You can do it,
you can do it. Number once again, two one four
or eight one seventy seven. Let me play it one
more time. I want to make sure we get a winner.
So here they are again. I like going, all right, going, then?
Speaker 10 (45:48):
Show?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
What are the two Hendrick songs on top of each other?
Speaker 14 (45:52):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (45:53):
Man, there's a suspicious man to the.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
What else?
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Elvis Elvis Hendricks right.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
And burn in Love? Nice try Elvis Presley calling the show.
He's not dead, he's not dead, boy them show? What
are the two Jimmy Hendrick songs?
Speaker 10 (46:15):
All right?
Speaker 15 (46:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
And Cross Purple Hayes and Crosstown traffic. All right, you
got our last pair of experience Hendrix tickets. Who is
this hey, mover Mark. You've been moving stuff lately or what?
Speaker 5 (46:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Hell yeah, that's why they call him mover Mark, because
if you need something move, you called mover Mark. Okay, Mark,
hang on just a minute, we'll hook you up, all right,
All right there, Mary, don't go away. Coming up, you're
gonna talk to Kathleen Madigan. She's at the Majestic Theater
tomorrow night, and we hadn't talked to her in a while,
(46:56):
so hang on, that's coming.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
And she is one funny girl. Your special bothering Jesus
be crazy. I know you saw that too.
Speaker 9 (47:03):
So we have your tickets to see Kathleen Madigan's Potluck
Party tour at the Majestic Theater tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
You want to go. Be listening next hour.
Speaker 9 (47:11):
Bo and I are going to open up the lone
Star ticket window around eight forty this morning, so just
keep listening to Lone Star ninety two to five, Dallas fort.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. It is Friday,
which means tomorrow's Saturday, and our old friend Kathleen Madigan
is at the Majestic Theater. Kathleen MacLean, how you Darren?
We hadn't talked in a while. Girl.
Speaker 12 (47:37):
I know it's it's not a hot minute or two,
but I'm heading your way. I'm very excited.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yes, buddy, we were giving away tickets to your show
this week and somebody sent me an email and said,
is Kathleen Madigan married to Lewis Black? And I said, no,
she's not married to Lewis Black. They're just friends.
Speaker 10 (47:57):
Yes, we were boyfriend and girlfriend many minute years ago,
back in the pioneer days.
Speaker 12 (48:02):
We took a wagon across the.
Speaker 10 (48:05):
Country and we had self portraits of ourselves instead of
headshots because we didn't have.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Pictures that it was ago.
Speaker 10 (48:12):
Yeah, it was just a little oil painting and I
had set it in town and then people wouldn't know
we were there.
Speaker 9 (48:18):
So this is the pot Luck party tour that's going
to be at the Majestic Theater in Dallas tomorrow night. Now,
and you're hunting for Bigfoot Comedy special. You talked a
lot about living.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
With your elderly parents and spending time with them. Is
that part of this show too?
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Wait just a minute, I'm becoming an elderly parent myself.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
That's true, but I.
Speaker 12 (48:38):
Am Yes, it's true. I just think like the difference
between seventy and eighty.
Speaker 10 (48:45):
Like when they were seventy, I was googling, like where
to send my parents on a fun cruise, and they're
at eighty. I'm now googling what is the normal amount
of dementia. It's like, O case, she doesn't know it's Wednesday?
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Does that really matter?
Speaker 14 (48:59):
Boy?
Speaker 10 (48:59):
Hitting at eighty they used to look normal too, and
now they're just completely covered in band dates.
Speaker 12 (49:04):
I mean, I've never seen people go through.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
That many band aids.
Speaker 12 (49:07):
And my Dad's like, well, it's the medication. You apparently
bang into something. There's blood flying everywhere. We can't even
go to your sister's house because that cat will bleed.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Out over there.
Speaker 10 (49:17):
The modern medicine, it just keeps them alive. I mean, basically,
my mom is hollow. She's missing along a uterus and
a breast, like if you chopped off her head and
shook her upside down.
Speaker 12 (49:28):
She's just hollow. I don't even know how she's talking.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Have you played any posh places like Walla Walla, Washington,
or dog Turn, Alabama? Lately?
Speaker 10 (49:37):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (49:37):
Not?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Lately.
Speaker 10 (49:38):
I did go to Marietta, Ohio, which i'd never been to,
which I would have said, man, it's like a Hallmark
village with a little bit of mess. And I think
that's what Hallmarks should do for their Christmas season. Christmas
with meth and just we save a meth atic. Wouldn't
that be a nice Christmas story?
Speaker 14 (49:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (49:55):
I can tell them right right where to go on
Main Street in Marrietta, Ohio. Absolutely horrible.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
A little sketchy is Marietta, Ohio close to Springfield, Ohio
because you know they're eating the dogs and cats there.
Speaker 10 (50:08):
Well that's what I've heard. As a childless cat lady myself,
I have an eye on all my cats. These cats
do the eating, and they got it backwards. Uh No,
nobody's gonna eat Choppo. Chopo eats other things. That's how
that rolls. I don't even know where Springfield, Ohio is,
Like I've been everywhere in Ohio.
Speaker 12 (50:25):
I guess I should google it.
Speaker 10 (50:27):
No idea, but I did have to drive from Lexington
to Nashville Saturday night and I took that highway that
that shooter.
Speaker 12 (50:34):
Guy is still missing. He's still in the woods and
I'm like.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Well, lure him out with some mountain dew.
Speaker 12 (50:39):
I'm crawling people. He's gotta be thirsty. Every hill Billy
likes their Mountain deues. Let's get going on this.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Yes, dude, you named your cat Chopo.
Speaker 10 (50:49):
Yeah, well it's they're all named after Mexican drug lo
words because they tunneled under the house through the air
conditioning unit and then through the crawl space and ruin
my air conditioning. But the air conditioning worked for them.
I mean it was a really great job tunneling. And
I don't know if you've ever seen like El Chappo's
tunnels on twenty twenty or those shows, but they are awesome.
Speaker 12 (51:10):
I mean there's like taco bells down there, full on trains.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (51:15):
I'm like, well, like, these cats just showed up. I
didn't go get them. They just showed up one day,
so I'm like, all right.
Speaker 12 (51:21):
You can stay since you've already ruined the house.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
They were probably running away from Springfield, Ohio because they
didn't want to get eaten.
Speaker 10 (51:28):
They're on the lamb.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Hey, it could be part of your pot luck party.
Speaker 10 (51:33):
Yeah, yeah, I guess they're Ohio state fans. I pegged
them as more of a Missouri Tiger fans, but they're
from Ohio, where you came from.
Speaker 12 (51:41):
Chapel. He's looking right at me while I'm.
Speaker 15 (51:43):
Talking to you.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
I heard you're starting to learn to play pickleball? What
got you into that?
Speaker 10 (51:48):
Just to be clear, me and my friends are not
out there to like win.
Speaker 12 (51:52):
I'm just there to have fun.
Speaker 10 (51:54):
And the cooler of Feltzer's is right there everybody drinks.
And then my brothers friend is an orthopedic surgeon, and
he said, all people getting injured at pickleball it's from
running backwards, are jumping. So we have no jumping and
no running backwards rules, like, we are not the ones
you're gonna see on ESPN. Ever, if you do, it's
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been a terrible error.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I'm not busting my ass either to win a pickleball game.
Speaker 10 (52:20):
Well, I like it because it's so much smaller than tennis.
Speaker 12 (52:23):
You can actually talk while you're playing.
Speaker 10 (52:25):
It's much more social, and your drink is right there's
you're very close.
Speaker 12 (52:30):
To your drink.
Speaker 10 (52:31):
Nobody's in that kind of shape.
Speaker 12 (52:33):
And there is a lot of young people, they keep saying,
with a lot of old people.
Speaker 10 (52:36):
Because my brother got really disillusioned. He's like forty five,
and he said, well, like any other sport, people started
taking it too seriously. Me and my buddies just wanted
to drink and have fun. And now I'm getting smoked
by some seventy two year old lady, Like, yeah, that's what.
They got more time than you, Patrick. They have more
off time to practice their pickleball.
Speaker 9 (52:55):
So last Sunday you were at the Jets Titans game.
Are you going to go to the Cowboys game this Sunday?
Speaker 14 (53:01):
No?
Speaker 12 (53:01):
I can't make it, but I live to watch Stephen A.
Speaker 10 (53:05):
Smith on Good Morning Football or whichever one he's got,
whatever the first take because he hates Garry Jones so
much he can't contain himself. I mean, it's gotten to
the point where the whole show is just about Jerry
Jones and Steven as to the point like I have
no dog in this fight.
Speaker 12 (53:23):
It doesn't matter to me. And I'm like, you know what,
you can get rid of Jerry Jones all day long
if you want. But guess what.
Speaker 10 (53:28):
There's he's got a son, and that one's got a son.
They're like Russian dolls and they all look exactly alike.
It's never gonna end.
Speaker 12 (53:35):
There's eight year olds that look like Jerry Jones. His
grandkids are sitting there. I'm like, yeah, kid'll get the
team in twenty years from now. It's never gonna stop.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Plus Steven A. Smith was real happy that the Cowboys
got their ass handed to him by the Saints.
Speaker 12 (53:48):
Oh my, well, I watched it.
Speaker 10 (53:50):
He went on for like an entire hour.
Speaker 12 (53:52):
Everybody opens the show and he turns around. He goes aw,
he's just mocking the whole thing, And I'm like, I
don't really.
Speaker 10 (54:00):
Understand why he has that level of animosity towards one team.
Speaker 12 (54:04):
I mean, you know, there's nice guys on the team.
Speaker 10 (54:07):
Maybe you don't like Jerry Jones, but Dax seems like
a nice guy.
Speaker 12 (54:11):
He just doesn't like him.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, he's a nice, extremely rich guy.
Speaker 10 (54:15):
Now he's very very rich, and he needs to get
past that.
Speaker 12 (54:19):
Just one playoff game and out thing.
Speaker 10 (54:21):
If he could do that, I think they could turn
the whole ship around.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah, if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his
ass hop in either.
Speaker 12 (54:27):
That's exactly right, And that's that's written in the Bible.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, I think it's in Levitica. Yes, Kathleen Madigan at
the Majestic Theater tomorrow night. Great to talk to you
next time. Trying to come to town a little earlier
and come back in the studio.
Speaker 10 (54:45):
I will try, I swear, I'll put all my efforts
forward to get there.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Thank you Mama. All right bout Dallas for Or's classic
rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Did you know?
Speaker 1 (54:58):
Tomorrow? September twenty four marks the fiftieth anniversary of release
of that song right there, which turned out to be
their only number one song. They initially recorded it to
set sound levels for recording the Not Fragile album and
finished it as an inside joke that they never expected
it would see the light of day. One of those
but the head of the record label said he didn't
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hear a hit on the album and asked if they
had anything else, and Randy Bodman mentioned, you ain't seen
nothing yet, but only if they could re record it
and leave out the stuttering. However, Randy Bokman said it
sounded too much like Frank Sinatra, so they kept the
original with the stuttering in it. Following its release in
nineteen seventy four, the Stuttering Foundation named it the top
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stuttering song of all time, beating out Elton John's Benny
and the Jets, The Who's MAMAID Generation, and David Bowis
Titchu Change is the reason for it being chosen number
one was because it was about a real person who stuttered.
Here's Randy Bakman.
Speaker 8 (55:59):
We had a brother, Gary, who used to manage us,
and he started and stammered all his life. And I figure,
this song is not going to be on the album,
so I'll just sing it like Gary, and I'll send
it to him and he'll have his own tape of
us his brothers doing this song where I'm singing like
he talks, and no one else in the world will
have it.
Speaker 15 (56:17):
But what I think people heard in that.
Speaker 8 (56:19):
Song was some care free rock and roll and some
fun and it was just a total spontaneous goofing around.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
And of course it spawned a new albums Crop Records.
Speaker 10 (56:30):
Presents for the first time anywhere alf Fabulous two records
collection of pop music spread of stunners.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
Like Boma, Turner Over Drop, the incomparable David Boy Doc
Brda stands in pop music stammering and stunnering.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Now why did that's top?
Speaker 8 (56:44):
And this one of my is in ruckerd Offer.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Imama, those Jackson's.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
Chriss.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
Great generations of great stutters and.
Speaker 10 (56:55):
Stammers, if you are now will grow in a fabulous.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
Collection called Runs and Rose James Brown, Teddy Rogers.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
If you tried to buy these Runs probably What's Away,
you can.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Only get him from.
Speaker 10 (57:11):
Crocos, Stutters and Summers from Craco, where we say, if
you'll buy this, you'll buy anything, right.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
You will, Damn right you will. I would buy that album.
I would too, just for the stuttering.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
They are great songs.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
Dallas Police Chief Eddie Garcia will be retiring and taking
a new job with the City of Austin, just four
months after recommitting himself to serving as Dallas Police chief. Austin, Yes,
they courted him, so did Houston. Austin City officials first
made the news public in a city memo yesterday, saying
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that Garcia would be their new assistant city manager overseeing
public safety. News release from Austin City Manager T. C.
Broadno says that Garcia will take over the role in
Austin on November fourth. Eddie will oversee the public safety portfolio,
which is comprised of Austin Fire, Austin Police, Austin Travis County,
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Emergency Medical Services, Downtown Austin, Community Court, forensic science, and
homeland security, as well as emergency management. He's going to
have his plate full. I thought he was going to
stay here.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
City Hall was caught flat footed and has been reeling
with the news because he said earlier that he would
remain Dallas police chief until mid twenty twenty seven. Now,
at this time, it's not clear when Garcia expects to
step down from his position as chief of police in Dallas.
He was courted for the police chief roles in Austin
and Houston earlier this year, but he said he's staying here.
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Now he's leaving here. Make up your mind.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
It must have given him Jerry Jones kind of money
or something maybe, So yeah, here, let's hear it from
North Texas.
Speaker 9 (58:53):
So yesterday was North Texas Giving Day and at North
Texas showed up already. They have raised more than sixty
eight million dollars for local charities here in North Texas.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
So way to go.
Speaker 9 (59:05):
A Dallas judge blocked an effort to stop a new
policy banning guns at the State Fair of Texas.
Speaker 3 (59:10):
Oh, little Kenny p is fit to be tad.
Speaker 9 (59:13):
Judge Emily Tobolowski denied a request by Attorney General Ken
Paxton to block the policy, which would prevent license to
carry holders from bringing.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
Guns onto the fair grounds.
Speaker 9 (59:25):
Paxton's team argued the state fairs on public property where
gun rights are protected. The state argued, since the city
of Dallas owns fair Part, the policy violates state law.
But the State Fair of Texas organization says they are
not violating any lawns with their gun ban because they
are not a state agency.
Speaker 3 (59:42):
They're a nonprofit.
Speaker 9 (59:43):
The fair is a nonprofit that leases fair Part from
the City of Dallas for twenty four days a year.
Says it can set its own rules and regulation.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
Oh, Benny, he is fifty be tied.
Speaker 5 (59:54):
Yes, And a federal judge has ruled that folks can
poisuer bets. Place your bets not on sports teams, but
on the congressional election. Oh really, yeah, bet on elections.
Go right ahead, go nuts people. Kyle She is the
name of the New York startup company, and they started
taking bets on the results of the November congressional elections
after a judge refused to block the organization from doing so.
(01:00:18):
US District Court Judge Gakov allowed calls she temporarily to
offer prediction contracts nationwide. That is, yes or no bets
only on which political party will control the Senate and
the House come November. No point spread, no no details,
and all that. Prices on Calshi's predictive contracts varied. The
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wager on the Republicans to win control of the Senate
that was priced about seventy six cents per bet, and
that means that one hundred dollars bet would pay out
about one hundred and twenty nine dollars. Now, a bet
on the Dems to win control of the House, it
was priced at sixty three cents. You put one hundred
bucks down on that, it pays out about one hundred
and fifty four. There's no word yet on if call
she will accepts on the presidential race between Harrison Trump,
(01:01:03):
but we'll let you know.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Yeah, I don't like that. That sounds sketchy to mely.
A federal law enforcement agency confirmed it's opened an investigation
into Robert F. Kennedy Junior, after he allegedly cut the
head off a dead whale and took it home two
decades damn.
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
His daughter shared that story.
Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
The former Independent presidential candidate disclosed the investigation last Saturday
while campaigning for Trump outside of Phoenix. Kennedy's daughter recalled
the whale incident in a twenty twelve interview with Town
and Country magazine. Kathleen Kennedy says she was six years old.
Her dad got word that a dead whale had washed ashore,
so he got his chainsaw, went down there, cut off
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the whale's head and strapped it to the roof of
his minivan for the five hour ride home. Ros Can
you imagine the looks on the other driver's faces seeing
a minivan with a huge whalehead strapped to the roof
of it, Willie meat chunks flying off on the freeway
And let me ask you something.
Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Is it just me?
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Or does Robert F. Kennedy Junior sound like he's about
to start crying when he talked, Oh yeah, I love.
Speaker 14 (01:02:07):
Her, Junior, And I wo like the old Katherine. Hepburgh
See they should have hooked up back in the day.
But I'm sorry, I said, light my Fall.
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
I ruined another one didn't hazardous material in here, Gummich
is the truth.
Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
You light a fart, it makes all the stink go away,
like it burns it up in the atmosphere.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
That sounds like fire.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Not mine like fire far farting by the way, let's change.
Oh yeah, who want our tickets? Kathleen Madigan tomorrow I
Dean Centi of Dallas. He's already laughing. She's funny, really
fun Yeah, Kathleen's gonna be good. Oh and guess who
we got on the phone. It's it's he's got something
for us.
Speaker 15 (01:02:55):
I got another one for the stuttering hit.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Okay, Michael ker and he played it himself. Very good,
very good. Hasn't out all right? I forgot about that one,
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now we know. Saturday Night Live has announced the host
and musical guests for the first five shows of the
show's fiftieth season a week from tomorrow, Saturday, September twenty eighth.
It's Gene Smart and Jelly Roll as the musical guess,
Nate Bergatzi and Coldplay October fifth, Arianna Grande and Stevie
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Nicks October twelve. Because she's a big fan of Stevie Nicks,
so I hear. Let's see Michael Keaton and Billie Eyelash
on October nineteenth, and John Mulaney and Chapel Roan on
November second. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
She's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Oh really is she going?
Speaker 10 (01:03:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Okay, now you know. And here's something else you should know.
U bringing the weekend party today. Jeffk has another commitment,
so AO the Man to Miami Left. We'll be broadcasting
live today from three until seven for Jeff at the
Rock Island Auction Company in Bedford. It's at thirty six
hundred East Harwood Road. That's right. They claim it's the
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largest collectible gun auction house in the world on Earth.
That's right.
Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
They got a big one in Illinois and they got
one here in the HV. That's even bigger.
Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Oh, everything's bigger in Texas, right.
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
The good prizes and really good coffee out at that
place too. We're gonna be hanging and getting slipped up
on caffeine.
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
It'll be today from three until seven live on Load
Star Nity Two.
Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
Thoughts and who's going to win TCU or SMU Low
Star ninety two five year home for TCU football rot
Rock TCU. Tomorrow, the Frogs travel from Fort Worth to
Dallas for the one hundred and third Battle for the
Iron Skillet, facing off with SMU at Gerald j Ford Stadium.
Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Kickoff is at.
Speaker 9 (01:05:00):
Four, but the pregame show starts at three right here
on lone star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
WHOA that shit have woke you up back to reality?
Is it still Friday? It is, I hope, So just checking.
All right, let's talk time wasters, because nobody wants to
start work as soon as you get to work. So
what you got?
Speaker 9 (01:05:25):
This is what is up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Original Foreigner front man Lou Graham is pleased that one
of the eight or so songs that he recorded as
a member of Foreigner back in nineteen ninety six, turning
Back the Time, was recently released as part of a
new Hits collection of the same name. Now Here is
Lu talking about the inspiration for that song.
Speaker 13 (01:05:47):
I told him that I remember seeing the Beatles when
I was twelve years old on the Ed Sullivan Show,
sitting in the living room with my older and my
younger brother and my mom and dad, and I went
crazy and I saw that, and I turned to my
mom and dad and I said, that's what I want
to do for a living. And they looked at each
other and smiled, and then they started laughing and they said, okay, son.
Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Okay, whatever, I remember. I saw that when I was ten.
I had just turned ten when I saw the Beatles.
Speaker 9 (01:06:16):
Yeah, we have that song up for you to check out.
Lou Graham is going to be with Foreigner when they're
inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Finally,
on October nineteenth, and Cleveland ringo star John Paul Jones,
Carlos Santana, Peter Gabriel, and the late Robbie Robertson all
featured on an album, Songs for Humanity that's going to
be out on November thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
It's from Playing for Change, a.
Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
Multi media project that aims to connect the world through music.
It's something we all have in common, right, our love
for music. Sammy Haygary has posted more videos on Instagram
from Japan, where he's going to do three dates in
Japan starting today. It's his best of all World's tour
and one has him playing tour guide and we have
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Sammy the Tour Guide up on our page. Fans of
Pearl Jam, you don't want to miss CBS Sunday Morning
this weekend Pearl Jam being featured. They talk about how
Eddie Vedder came to join the band, and a lot more.
We have the minute long trailer up that you can
check out.
Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Man, they have some good people on that show.
Speaker 10 (01:07:17):
They sure do.
Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Like Billy Joel was on it recently.
Speaker 8 (01:07:21):
Huh who.
Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
In other music news, George Harrison's fourth studio album and
second following the demise of the Beatles nineteen seventy threes,
Living in the Material World, has been remixed from the
original tapes and is going to be released in a
super deluxe edition box set that we have all the
information up for you, and with the announcement an acoustic
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version of Give Me Love, Give Me Peace on Earth
take eighteen and you can hear that one up as well.
Rat celebrating the fortieth anniversary of their first studio album
from nineteen eighty four special edition of Out of the
Cellar fortieth Anniversary and with that they included the unreleased
track re for the Sky and finally, Forget Aroma Therapy.
(01:08:03):
If you are stressed at work today, we have Golden
Retriever Therapy.
Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
It's a compilation of.
Speaker 9 (01:08:10):
The funniest Golden Retriever videos and you can check it
out on the bonw and Them show page at lone
star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Oh will we made it to another Friday?
Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Oh, thank you Jesus.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
And it's going to be a good weekend because it's
the battle for the Iron skillet SMU versus TCU or
Dallas versus Fort Worth.
Speaker 9 (01:08:41):
Some people now, kickoff is at four, but the pregame
show starts here on lone Star ninety two to five
at three pm.
Speaker 15 (01:08:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Just the fact that it's Friday makes it all the
nice and don't it.
Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
Wait, do you think maybe you have something to do
with why we're losing our police chief? Maybe he was
rooting for SMU. Are not rooting for SMU like the
mayor is. I doubt that had anything to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I think it had to do with the check book. Yeah.
They they waved a check with a lot of zeros
on it, and he said, okay, they did a jerry what.
Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
My friends who are in law enforcement really liked Eddie Garcia. Yeah,
he's done a great jobs. But man, you wave enough
money in front of somebody's uh. I know, I said
I was going to stay, but I changed my mind.
Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
I sometimes you have to take you know, look after
number one.
Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
That's right without stepping in number two. Gay men vol Roberts.
All right, our after show decompression session is starting up
very soon after this show. Enough show, but AYO tell
them where you're going to be today.
Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
We're going to Rock Island Auction Company for the three
to seven Friday afternoon and broadcast today.
Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
I am in for JEFFK.
Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
Now, you know, in the world of show business, the
busiest person in history was James Brown, But I think
Jeff k is the second business.
Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Yea a special now that we have Cowboys football on
board and stars right behind it.
Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
So this place is a huge auction warehouse and for
collectible firearms and even some stuff like tanks. Tanks, this
is the biggest auction function in the whole world. You
can't shoot the damn thing that. You can drive it
on a closed course.
Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
And you can own it, and you wouldn't mind driving
a tank.
Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
You can go to places out in the country out
here and you can drive those military vehicles and have fun.
Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Well, if I have a tank, I want to blow
some stuff up. All right, we'll see you on the
after show. We'll see you Monday. Studying out the weekend
on a Friday week Friday, the.
Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
New study found that using the Internet too much can
cause psychological problems. Although I use the Internet all day
and personally I think the people who did that study.
Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Are does have to get you ever go on the internet.
It's all over the internet, the Internet.
Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
I don't think I ever laughed the hard whole life time.
Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
That's your wildest fantasy. You've got a fantasize about George Clooney.
Oh yes, yes, of course you are a strange and
disturbing man. Do you have a strange and unusual story
to tell?
Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
Yeah, free through Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
You have strange fetishes? Oh and one more thing. Oh, cowboy,
you can win this one, Okay,